>>27524879
FUCK YES BLEACH QUEST

Welcome back cosgrove

We should probably make some phone calls. People are going to want to know how we are doing.

>>27524879
Try and mentally project a "hello" to Mizuiro.

Bring up that it might be a good idea to see Urahara, regarding both of our current changes, but be clear that we're not really enthusiastic on the subject.

>>27524917
I think they're most likely in school.

Well, most of them are.

Not sure what Harribel and the Tres Bestia do when not following us.

>>27524879
Let's try flexing our Spirit Sense, see if we can notice anyone familiar in the general area.

>>27524879
>>27524917
do this

then.go on a patrol

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>>27524879
Oh shit. Welcome back cosgrove. I was going to run borderlands quest tonight, but fuck that I wants to game! Thursday if you show up for borderlands quest there will be a surprise.

>>27524929
This. We also need to talk to Urahara, and maybe talk around the hammer. Or at least talk to dad about the hammer. Shit this hammer thing worries me.

>>27524879
Try to mentally contact Mizuiro to let him know the procedure worked.

And we tried to call Dad but he didn't pick up last time? Maybe try again.

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Oh hello... I guess you're alive after all. That's great to hear... but you must be rusty by now. What a shame, luckily I can fix that:


Can't keep track of all the weird wapanese names?:
>bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Characters

Interested in some sightseeing around town?:
>http://bleach.wikia.com/wiki/Karakura_Town

Want to be an expert like Cosgrove? Read the manga:
>http://starkana.com/manga/B/Bleach

Too lazy to read? How about some /tv/?:
>http://www.watchcartoononline.com/anime/bleach
(It’s on Hulu too. Well most of it anyway.)

Want to read the whole thing in one fell swoop? Ebook it:
>http://www.mediafire.com/?3uqz2rd394h0dqe>http://www.4shared.com/rar/cs5qhnBy/bleach_quest_435.html

Want more /tg/ related Bleach in your life? How about a d20 system?:
>http://bleachd20.wikidot.com


That's all for now, but I'll be keeping an eye on you... bye bye.

>>27524879

"Yeah, you'll get used to it in time, though you won't get it in a day. We've got time to kill. Maybe we should swing by the Shoten or the Warehouse. Between Aizen, Murasame, and Bach...I think we've got a full dance card for the next two years...sorry about that, Neliel, I know you didn't want anymore battlefields,"

>>27524992
Based Gin. You are a true bro.

>>27524983
Nah I think we saw him, but he's busy with work.

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>mfw BQ is back
Sweet mamajamma I've missed you!

Can't wait to see how much the new shit-tier post delay moot put in place is going to affect it.

>>27524997
>Murasame
It's Muramasa. Not that we know that.

To us, he's just "White Coat Guy".

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Holy crackers, I'm actually here for the start of a thread for the first time in like two months!

Theme for today's thread: HAPPINESS IS MANDATORY.

>>27524997
Oh right the warehouse, we could give that place a quick look I suppose.

>>27524879
Did we Jinzen yet? I think we did.

Hurm... How close is Uraharas shop?

>>27525031
>Eyeshadow McLadycoat

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>>27525049
It's a nice coat.

>>27525048
We did.

So now our choices are either going to see Urahara or finding out what Harribel does all day when we aren't around.

I'm neutral on the course of action here.

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>>27524879
Helloooo Bleach Quest!

>>27524951
>Well, most of them are.
>Not sure what Harribel and the Tres Bestia do when not following us.

Maybe we ought to check on the others who AREN'T in school, then?

Unless Harribel and the Tres in school.
That would be fun.

>>27525049
>purplehair paleskin.

>Thin eatslittle.

>skinnyarms mceyeliner.

>BQ
>Mighty No. 9 blazing through funding in its final minutes
>Pokemon XY leaks
>Sanic confirmed for brawl (to no ones surprise)
>Mother fucking Bleach Quest
Oh HELL YES motherfucker

>>27524879
Do some physical training with Nel to pass the time. We've been on our backs for over a week or two now. Flex the muscles and drink some milk.

>>27525048
Yeah we did.

Right now they're both chill as fuck, so we're alright on that front for today.

>>27525067
Man, using a sword with nails that long is just plain impractical

>>27525067
We should ask him where he got it, it would look so cash on hime or momo

>>27525074
I think they're all adults mentally and physically.

Harribel certainly is.

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>new Bleach Quest

>>27525086
Nothing about Muramasa is practical.

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>>27525009
Oh it's no trouble at all. You never know when it might come in handy...

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>>27524879
Alright. Here is my plan.>>27524917
A few phone calls to those who can recieve them, then >>27524929 and try to flex the spirit sense and find the tres. Check out the warehouse, and bring Nel along.

>>27525017
Just checked; he was busy with work, but that was an hour or more ago, and we didn't see him at all.

>>27524879
Let's go find Harribel and her comrades, since I recall that Apacci was kinda pissed.

Urahara afterwards.

>>27525105
>Hitsugaya
>Rangiku
>Renji
>Ikkaku
>Rurichiyo
>her bodyguards

Age doesn't matter at Karakura High.

>>27525102
Momo needs to EARN that fly jacket. Hime's got enough reward coupons for three copies of the platinum edition and then some.

>>27524879
Check out what's good with Starrk and Bel?

>>27525140
>A few phone calls to those who can recieve them
I'm not sure if anyone can right now?

We could check to see who has cell phones though, since that could conceivably be useful.

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>>27525147

Have you met the principal? Man's a few bottles short of a 24 pack.

>>27525048
>Urahara's Shop
Are we even allowed back there? Isn't Urahara's policy of "stay the fuck away unless I call you" still in effect for us?

>>27525140
We already called; people are at school.
And no spoiling the surprise for everyone.

>>27525175
Presumably.

Also, do we even WANT to go there?

>>27525163
Angry Midget
Urahahara
Starkk
Mizero

Also we need to find Kai.
>>27525177
This is war. Fuck surprises. A surprise is we are alive and well.

>>27525163
>cellphone
Isn't ours still broken? Shouldn't we go and pick up a new one?

>>27525196
Yes our phone is broken

>>27524879
So lets take a walk to the shop and get a new one?

>>27525175
And we need to gimp in on a cane and bathrobe with our hat on the next time we see him anyway.
Especially since much to his chagrin we're still not dead.

>>27525196
Actually. Let's do this.
>>27525193
A less crass version would be to say that our friends are probably worried sick and could use the relief.

>>27525193
I'm pretty sure Kai is in a gigai that's been molded to look like us.

Which is going to be eerie to deal with.

Also which angry midget you talking about, there's a lot.

>is reading archives
>just finished Nel & Ichigo's knife fight in 31
>froths with rage
>is amazed that Urahara was let off with nothing more than a punch
>can't resist, must know what comes next
>returns to archive blitz

FUUULLL COSGROOOVVVE!

>>27525226
So yeah, let's go and get a new cellphone while we've still got this WAD O' DOSH that our dad gave us.

>>27525248
Oh right we might have some of that left.

I guess there's no reason not to.

>>27525232
The blonde visored pigtails one. Hiori.

>>27525259
Though I feel like we should try telling Mizuiro first, if that's an option.

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>>27525248

We still have our wad of cash from assorted Hollow bounties

Also, reminder, Image posted is probably happening.

>Urahara tries to steal the hammer
>Tell me Keeskay, now that I know how to forge and repair souls... do you think I wouldn't know how to unmake them? Think about that very carefully before you shunpo over here and try to take this from me.

>>27525275
We can tell him as we walk towards an electronics store or our carrier's nearest retail outlet, whichever is closer.

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>>27525174
>Have you met the principal? Man's a few bottles short of a 24 pack.

You want a cute mascot principal? I guess I could do that for you, Upupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupupu~

>>27525292
Possibly yes, but I don't see how it matters, unless Mayuri can use Neliel as a teleportation anchor.

No point worrying about it.

>>27525292
>Aizen in the back

Also hoping for mountain hermit Aizen in our inner world.

Also also seconding cellphone replacement.

>>27525328

Not Aizen, check the jaw line, its one of the 12th DIvision techs.

>>27525314
Yeah that works, let's get moving.

>>27525321
And so Cosgrove returned to form and everyone lived in fear once again. And it was good. For a week.

>>27525343
Oh god... Cos, you're back... The Fear, it overtakes me! It's NOT a good pain

>>27525321

I've finally started reading about Monobear and the show he is from...I know about Junko...WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO WATCH THIS SHOW

>>27525328
>Aizen as a mountain man style hermit
>Aizen who alone will be at the top
Whooooo boy I can imagine that conversation.
>>27525321
... This worries me.

Alright, consensus is:
Get replacement cellphone, contacting Mizuiro on the way.

I suppose we could also get Nel a cellphone of her own, as well? Might be handy in the real world.
Sure Mizuiro could relay all messages, but I think he'd get tired of being a messaging service pretty quick.

Then we need to come up with what to do about Tatsuki and Chizuru.

>>27525374
>Ummm Aizen What are you doing in my inner world, and where the hell did this mountain come from
>I am the pinnacle of all ideals, I am what you strive to be
>What?
>Gin pops in
>Aizen what the hell are you doing here?
>Nothing, fucking with the kid
>You got lost trying to go to Hueco Mundo for strippers again didn't you?
>....
>I am getting really sick of your shit Aizen.
>Gin takes Aizen with him like he did kenpachi
>Don't mind us Ichigo, You just mind your business, it won't happen again!
> Hichigo looks at ichigo "The fuck just happened?"

>>27525419
Nel already has a phone I'm pretty sure.

And Chizuru will be easy, but with Tatsuki we should consult with Orihime first.

>>27525419
We should get cellphones for Harribel, Starrk and Nel.

Because damn, being able to communicate with them at a distance would be really helpful.

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>>27525435
>Hichigo
Still?

>>27525463
I am just so used to it.

>>27525419

Chizuru is a non issue, she is still our friend, she just wants off the front line. Which from a meta perspective means HC arc is going to be kidnapped Chizuru

For Tatsuki, i wrote something last thread that a lot of you got behind, I'll repost it next when i find it.

There is also our need to get in touch with Keigo. He is also out, we don't know how hard. He could be much like Chizuru or he could be going "NONE OF US ARE FRIENDS ANYMORE" like Tatsuki.

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>>27525435
>Hichigo
Getten real sick-a yer shit partner.

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So, the plan is to

>Try to go and get a new phone
>spirit sense to find your allies
>try to contact Mizuiro
>and there was a little interest in seeing Urahara- do you want to?

>So, roll me 1d20+6 for a spirit sense!

>>27525463
True dat

Rolled 13 + 6

>>27525520
Nah, fuck Urahara.

>>27525506
The Commuter
09/14/13(Sat)21:47 No.27228830
>>27228641 #
Possibly call her out for being a coward "again".

Remind her we know what it feels like to push everyone away because something unthinkable happened and it broke us too...but you know what...as alone as we made ourselves at first...would have been nice if a friend had snapped us the fuck out of it.

Call her out, she watched us on the river more than once, didn't she...she could have saved us then...she could have come down there instead of staying in the distance...then maybe it wouldn't have taken getting killed in the street for us to find happiness again. So we're here today to do what you wouldn't. Not asking you to fight, just not shut everyone out.

Rolled 15 + 6

>>27525520

>Try to go and get a new phone
>spirit sense to find your allies
yes

Rolled 8 + 6

>>27525520

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Rolled 19 + 6

>>27525520
No on Urahara, yes to everything else.

>>27525520
Let us try

Rolled 13 + 6

>>27525520

Rolled 18 + 6

>>27525520
No to Urahara's.

Rolled 11 + 6

>>27525520

Rolled 15 + 6

>>27525520
Our Allies

Rolled 8 + 6

>>27525540
Blaming problems on other people when they are emotionally vulnerable surely can't go horribly wrong, right?

>>27525520
Sir, yes, sir

>>27525520
Contact Urahara indirectly. No idea how to do that, but we should still let him know what's going on.

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I wonder what Kenny's up to...

Threadly reminder that the--
>>27524992
I was curious if the Ebook would ever make it there.
I might as well give the link to the pastebin witht he links to all the ebooks anyway, as those links won't be any good once I update the ebooks on Sunday. Http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>27525611
Wait, shit, yeah, didn't Kenpachi follow us back?

What's the deal with that? Do we have the backing of the SS now? Just keeping an eye on us? Or did he straight up go renegade?

>>27525611
It looks like /co/ stole you Yachiru.

Unless you meant to post Jinx as Yachiru.

>>27525631
We have no idea, the Dangai is uncrossable.

Memories of Nobody is happening.

>>27525657
Aw fuck

Still, we need to find out what happened after we died. Again.

>>27524992
...Actually, those links ARE out of date. Use
http://www.mediafire.com/?8iw491t7tdu8ygc/ or http://www.4shared.com/rar/YxVCHsYT/Bleach_Quest_46.html for the ebook.

>>27525631
He carried us and (presumably) the rest of our KO'd crew back with us. Soi-Fong's there too.
Also the gate to the Soul Society and Hueco Mundo are closed and no-one can pass between worlds at the moment.

Also thanks for running Cosgrove; these are literally the highlight of the nights you do them.

>>27525681
After people get out of class. Not right now, first move is to establish contact. Then we can get down to the nitty gritty.

Also here is how we contact Kisuke. Soi Fong. She hates that man more than we do, and he has to see her. Shit will work well perfectly.

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>>27525684
...

>>27525685
Right, so at the very least Kenny and Soi-Fon are on good terms with us, but I don't know if that extends to the rest of SS.

>>27525740
Why does she hate Urahara? I'm not caught up on the manga/anime.

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>>27525758
It's okay Gin, we still love you.

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>Spirit Sense- 25

You let out your Spirit senses, and though you pick up your human friends and your father, you don’t sense the two captains or any of your Arrancar allies except for Nel, next to you. Momo is right next to Orihime, presumably she’s at school.

You try to contact Mizuiro, but there’s nothing. Whether that’s because he’s at school or another reason you can’t say. Letting out a sigh, you move to pull out your phone, only to recall that you don’t have a phone anymore. As you move to pull your hand out, you brush the money your dad gave you. You used far less than was expected, so it shouldn’t be a problem for you grab a new phone with the money.

“Hey, Neliel, I’m going to grab a new phone, alirght?”

She gets up, as a look of remembrance crosses her face. “Yeah, I guess you do. Sorry about that, again…”

You shake your head. “It isn’t your fault, and besides, I’ve already forgiven you.”

Neliel pauses before sitting down on the couch after grabbing a piece of paper, scrawling something on it. “Here’s my number, Ichigo. When you get your phone, call me, alright? I figure it’ll be best for someone to be here in case anyone shows up.”

You nod and set out with a wave, leaving Neliel behind reading a book.

>Roll me 1d20, please, for your walk.

>>27525792
Youroichi said she had a crush on Kisuke when she was trying to prove Kisuke was an incompetent slacker. yourichi recommended him for captainship against her protests. Additionally Kisuke is probably the reason Yourichi left the soul society.

tl;dr version: She hates him because he's a cockblock.

Rolled 16

>>27525817

Rolled 4

>>27525817
Arrancer and Captains are probably in the warehouse, out of spirit sense range.

Rolled 12

>>27525817
Enthusiastic walk time

Rolled 2

>>27525817
>inb4 terrible things

>>27525817

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Rolled 20

>>27525817
And our random encounter is...

>>27525866
NO MORE ROLLING

>>27525866
O.O OH SHEIT!

>>27525878
wouldn't count anyway, we have a 5 roll thing now.

>>27525758
>>27525801

Well that was certainly uplifting.

>>27525890
It does...

>>27525866
...That is the exact opposite of what I was hoping for, but a crit's a crit.

>>27525904
THAT roll counts, as it's the 5th roll. Any additional rolls are ignored, meaning >>27525878
didn't have to tell everyone no more rolling.

>>27525817

argh, it's probably going to be one of the school delinquents who has it out for us for having ?orange hair and accusing us of copying his style?

...or the Dark Clan...or suddenly mobile Senna

>>27525866
So. We found Kenny and Starkk?

>20

You walk around, but as you do you, you notice someone on the road. It’s some punk in street board gear, looking around like he’s searching for something. A short distance away from you he pauses and freezes, eyes looked onto yours as fear enters his eyes as he starts to reverse direction, pulling out a phone.

>actions?

>>27525904
Its 5/5. So even if people spammed more rolls it wouldn't matter

>>27525952
AFTER THAT MOTHERFUCKER. VENGEANCE SHALL BE OURS!

>>27525952
Oh hell no. Some punk kid is not going to cause trouble for us.

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>>27525866
>>27525952

>>27525952

He might not be someone we know, he wasn't described as one of the guys that killed us over a month ago...

but this is odd?

Pursue. Be friendly.

>>27525984
We thwn get the crapped kicked out of us and all of our friends find us beaten to near death (again) in the gutter.

Rolled 6 + 6

>>27525952
Subdue him and ask him why did he act that way when he saw us.

>>27525998
He's dialing someone on the phone. Assume MAXIMUM THREAT

>>27525952
Follow and eavesdrop if he's calling someone or confront him if he's texting someone.

>>27525952
Just ignore him. Certainly don't attack him

>>27525952

Chase him down. With Extreme Prejudice, use whatever speed we have and find out who the hell he just called. If nobody then fucking go get the phone. If somebody, then beat the fuck out of him and break his phone. As an example.

>>27525952
Observe the Tao of Skindred
>If trouble is what you want-- then you're gonna get it
>If Trouble is what you seek, then you will receive it.

Inform him of how shifty what he just did was after walking up to him. If he freaks out, then we proceed to give him a reason to.

>>27525952
Leave him be.
We can call the cops if he starts any trouble. I've had enough of this gangs shit. But we also don't want to start anything either.

>So overall opinion seems to be to go after him with violent intent if he's about to start something, then?

Using normal abilities only or do you want to use your Quincy ones?

>>27525952
Kill him, eat his flesh

>>27525952
Ignore him. Go get phone, be on guard for any gangs that might try to lay traps for us.

>>27526166
Quincy powers might be a tad overkill in broad daylight.

>>27525952
seriously, though, chasing him down won't end well.

God damnit Cosgrove you have me reading Parker Quest. Why.
I don't want to be Peter Parker

>>27526166
Quincy.
For the laughs.
And only get violent if he shows signs of getting violent.

>>27526166
Yeah, let's rock.

After takedown.
"So, it seems you were looking for me. I.'m right here. Now what did you want with me? Trouble?''

>>27526221
Also, do it human

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>>27526166
If we're going to beat this kid down we only have one choice: operate.

>>27526198
But...but it's so heart warming in-spite of all the shit that is and is about to hit the fan.

>>27526255
>"I won't kill him Johna. I'm not an executioner." *TWHIP!*

>>27526166
Human because I want to see how powerful our human body is. Make sure to talk to him before beating his ass if he's hostile.

>>27526166
Chase him normally, but not with violent intent.

>>27526255
I haven't gotten very far, yet; Thread Nine. I only started today.

Also, those pictures of Kamen Rider Supaidah Mahn were great.

>>27526300
I actually really like the Spider-Man The End costume we have we look like a member of a third faction from West Side Story.

Trust me, you are about to hit the mother-load of awesome in issue #10 (Parts 1 and 2).

Rolled 10, 4 = 14

>So normal pursue, then?

Alright.

>Would you kindly roll me 1d20?

Rolled 2

>>27526418
As you command.

Rolled 5

>>27526418

Rolled 10

>>27526418

Rolled 4

>>27526418
Where did everyone disappear to?
This place is usually slammed once a roll request gets posted to.

Rolled 7

>>27526418

Rolled 17

>>27526418

>>27526418
Huh, alright, writing.

>>27526460
First day back after a long break. Give it some time to build up momentum.

>>27526529
We're gonna get jumped. It will be glorious.

Wait...incoming arc hook.

>>27526564
I didn't even think of that...

>>27526564
They probably brought a biker gang as back up this time. Should be some good, low-profile type exercise.

>>27526564
If it's that punk kid with the jackpot knuckle thing, I am going to be sorely pissed we didn't bring nel. If she came along he would of passed out from one glance.

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>10vs10

You go to pursue, but he’s rolling backwards on his skateboard rapidly dialing the phone. He lifts it as you start trying to keep up with him without using your Quincy abilities.

“I found him. I’m three streets behind the bread shop we like, put the word out, get everyone here! I found the bastard!”

Hanging up his phone, he stops, kicking up his skateboard and picking it up. He looks at you with a sneer. “So, blondie, we’ve been looking for you. Remember me?”

You state at him blankly before he growls. “You and that giant Gaijin friend of yours beat up me and my crew six months ago! We and everyone else you screwed with are gonna take back the pound of flesh you owe us, asshole!”

You glance around. It seems that you’re in a walled street off of a main road. He looks around and grins, readying his skateboard as a weapon. Seems like he intends to fight you.

>Your response?

>>27526607
And then Kenny shows up in a gigai (still shirtless) and then obliterates them all before going on his way; only muttering the words "need oreos" as he passes you.

>>27526649
"Funny. As I recall it you and your boys killed me a few months ago."
>blut

>>27526649
Really

We almost get killed three, four? times over by incredibly powerful demons and spirits, and then some asshat with a skateboard challenges us.

I think the only reasonable response is to fall over laughing.

>>27526649
"You don't want to do this kid." Then try to send some spiritual pressure. ONLY just some. We want to alert our friends to what is up.

Question unrelated to current events (we should pick a fight): is it confirmed that we no longer have a hollow skill track? I'm only seeing Quincy and shinigami upgradeable abilities on the char sheet. And that little "more to be added, maybe!" note. Still, seems like hollow is probably closed off for future investment, right?

Rolled 19

>>27526649
Blut Vene,up

then say "look If I gotta keep kicking your ass I am going to need some pay... how much money you got ?

if he attacks just slap him in the face till he cries

>>27526740
Highschool please leave.

>>27526740
Wait. Aren't we just making business for Ishida's father at the hospital by pulping them? Maybe we could start a racquet and take a cut of the legal profits.

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>>27526649
"Oh, that. I don't have time for this, later."

Then Blut Vene and walk away. He'll probably try to beat us over the head with the skateboard, and when he does we simply turn around and give him the Kenny Grin™.

With great power comes great trolling potential.

>>27526793
That could work, though at our current level I think it only lasts until we get attacked.

>>27526793
If we're going to try to be an edgy tryhard all of a sudden; we just take the board to the face then go on for a little while about how dying changed something in us. Then we gutcheck him, leave him with a cryptic warning and leave; getting back to the main roads as soon as possible.

>>27526649
"Haha, no."

>>27526649
Tell him that holding grudges isn't healthy.

>>27526827
that's not the edgy tryhard, that's the kenpachi/Jackie chan method.

We don't want no trabble...but god help you if you give it to us.

>>27526649
raise eyebrow, raise blut veine, turn away.
"sorry, you need to give me a better reason to fight than that"
keep going towards the store

>>27526861
>the kenpachi/Jackie chan method
Gale I think you know what to do.

>>27526861
Jackie Chan. "Don't want trouble kid." If he brings it, blut and smack him. Then break his skateboard. Then let out some spiritual pressure to alert friends or whatever.

>>27526755
what?

>>27526793
this is good too

>>27526858
and this right after

>So, blut vene and walk away?

>roll me 1d20

Rolled 12

>>27526915

>>27526649
When he attacks us with the skate board, take the skateboard from him and skate ourself to freedom (and by freedom I mean a Cosgrovian skateboard based chase scene).

Rolled 5

>>27526915
yea

>>27526889
Do we REALLY want to flair our riatsu for some human street level punks?
It's not worth it unless his friends show up quick.
Besides, we're a Quincy.

Rolled 17

>>27526915
Rolling

Rolled 16

>>27526915
Aww. I still wanna take his skate board and activate chase scene mode. Oh well.

Rolled 7

>>27526915

Rolled 12

>>27526915

Rolled 20

>>27526915

Rolled 4

>>27526915
Fuck you 50+ second delay

Rolled 10, 16 = 26

>17, eh? alright, let me check something and then I'll write it.

>>27526945
woot

>>27526945
Shit's gotten realer for this kid than he knows.
Will they ever learn?

>>27526934
If his friends show up quick, flair that riatsu. We soul reaper too.

>>27526953
Too bad it went to waste though...

>>27526951
it a 20

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>>27526649
Would the punk happen to look like this fine young man?

>>27527005
please no.

we're NOT going to kill Daisuk- I mean Beat.

He's too much of a bro.

>>27526984
New rules. Best of first 3 rolls, count 1 or 20 if within first 5 rolls.

>>27527028
bummer... we have slowed down substantially though so maybe it's for the best.

>>27526984
You may wish to check out the character sheet revisions since we reformatted our soul.

Rolled 6

>Checking something.

Hey, archive-blitzer here. I noticed calls for fanart of Hime being aggressive, so I drew some. But, up until a couple days ago I don't even 4chan, so I don't know if it's OK to post toon poon on a blue board, or behind a "spoiler image" preview, or what. Advice for the newfag who comes bringing art, please.

Also, how big you want it? I have 300dpi at around 2500px square, or half, and can of course easily shrink it more.

>>27527093
You could send it to any of the players or Cosgrove (if he says It's cool) on twitter, or link a pastebin containing the direct links to wherever you place them about the internet

>Blut Vene-17
>Attack against you, 17- worthless!

You stare at him blankly. “Go home, kid. You’ll get yourself hurt.”

You then turn around, planning to go get your phone, activating Blut Vene in case he starts something. You won’t be the one to throw the first blow.

You feel the skateboard slam into your head, but it is effortlessly deflected off of you. You silently glance back at him as he stares at you in horror, looking at his cracked skateboard while you’re completely unharmed.

"Is that it?"

“What the hell are you?!"

He stares at you uncertainly, worriedly, as he looks around before swallowing nervously. “I-I’m gonna make sure that you don’t get away, e-even if it cost me my life!”

He grips his skateboard more tightly, his teeth chattering and eyes watering as he inches closer to you.

>Blut used
>What do you do?

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>>27526915
Couldn't we just let him hit us without Blut? Spiritually sensitive humans are already durable and can survive falls out of windows and be smashed through walls while being basically okay.

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>>27527123
>What do you do?
>pic related

Rolled 16

>>27527123
Let's Deebo Uppercut him into the trashbin.

>>27527143
>>27527143
We are still in our human bodies anon.

>>27527123
"Trust me, dying for something ain't fun. You really should go home, and rethink your life."

Needs more references.

>>27527123
I cast fist at his face. "I told you, you didn't want this." Then walk away calmly. If friendos show up, Flair that riatsu like kenpachi made a new friend and lost his eyepatch.

>>27527123
rip him apart

>>27527123
Sigh. "Do you really want to throw your life away for something like that? Go home and think things over."

If he persists, put him into the trash, non-lethally of course.

>>27527162
Ishida is still a human and is pretty durable, also Chad could pick up a pole and use it as a weapon as a human. Human body or not we can take a hit from a skateboard with ease.

>>27527161
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KSdZyvvhoM

>>27527163
This.
As coldly as we possibly can.

>>27527123
Is the board still usable for skating? If so I say we acquire it and use it for that purpose.

>>27527195
you mean the same one that killed us?

>>27527226
No, that was our own blood and the sidewalk.

>>27527222
then get either Urahara or Kurotsuchi to make it into something much faster.

We may not have a bike, but we can still ride something.

And that can make us a Rider.

>>27527123
So zetta slow. Let's crush him and add him to the heap. A fractal like him has got no future. He talks big, but his hyperbole’ll never hit the asymptote.

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>>27527123
Talk, kinda frustrated and annoyed, "Is this really worth your life? I didn't start this...and frankly I've got worse people than you to deal with. Go home, tell your family you love them and go ask out whoever you've been crushing on if you're still single. Go, live, and have a clear conscience and peaceful life. Or...well" laugh , "If you've ever wanted to know what hell looks like, come at me again."

>>27527123
Break his skateboard.
"Run. Home."
Stand there until his friends arrive. Flair Riatsu.
No more dealing with bullshit gang plotlines. We end them. Here and now.

>>27527123
"but If i stay here your friends will get hurt again"

>Seems like there's some intimidation intent here. Is that correct?

>if so, roll me 1d20 to intimidate!

>>27527245
you. You just made my day.

I want you to know that.

....fuck, I'll be drawing BQ in TWEWY-ish style next, won't I?

>>27527262
also, this needs to be said at some point.

Rolled 4

>>27527269

>>27527226
That was concrete m8

Rolled 10

>>27527269
We don't pull a Batman; we pull a Sinestro.

Rolled 6

>>27527269

Rolled 4

>>27527269

Rolled 4

>>27527269

>>27527269

>>27527283
>>27527288
>>27527290
god damnit, you guys.

Rolled 15

>>27527269

>>27527123
FUCKING SOMEONE POST THE .GIF FROM DURARARARARARARA OF THE EPIC STRIP PUNCH

>>27527283
>>27527288
>>27527290
A night of mediocrity for dice it seems.

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>>27527283
>>27527291
>>27527296
>you bst step off sunny boy

>>27527195
You reallize that Chad essentially has passive Heirro (or whatever Arrancar Iron Skin is called) due to his fullbring being focused on is skin? Also, Chad should not be used as a standard for human physical abilities. /Ever/!

>>27527288
Looks like we still need to work at that.

>>27527288
Welp, we might be headbutting punks again.

Rolled 6, 9 = 15

>Now, let's see if this guy is made of sterner stuff or if he'll beg for mercy.

>>27527303

We are not responsible for our dice, they are responsible for us...and tonight they dropped the ball.

Heh, fun times

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>>27527308
This one?

>>27527243
Well, we do have a pair of horses. Maybe.

>>27527328
Nice.

Well, for the moment I just slung it on /h/ because I don't know where else to... I don't generally draw anything but machine parts and no smuts for sharing in years.

>>>/h/3622214

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>>27527339
yessss

>>27527328
Hmm, I'm guessing he's switching to delay and obstruct from trying to contain us aggressively.

>>27527328
This is the first time I remember your rolls being so low. WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!

>>27527360
>Aggressive Orihime art
Yes
It is time for fapping.

Thank you good sir or mam.

>>27527360
dammit, forgot my quotes
>>27527121
>>27527093

>>27527277
What can I say. This namefagging only allows two things flawless calculations and beauty. You should've figured that out at T=0.

>>27527360
Anyone have that pic of the threesome in the photo booth?

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>10vs9
>Success (minimal)

You stare at him, pulling as much of your attitude from your days of beating up punks as you impassively stare at him.

“Run.”

The punk stares at you before dropping to his knees, mumbling under his breath. You look at him for a moment more, but while he doesn’t seem to be doing anything, he’s not running either. You see tears running down his face as he rapidly mumbles under his breath. You glance at his skateboard, but there’s too much damage for it to be useful. The bottom of the board is black with a white X on it.

At this, you turn around and start walking away. After a moment, you glance back. Seems like the guy is still there. However, you hear many voices, loudly yelling nearby getting closer.

>[ ]I don’t have time for this (Quincy away)
>[ ]Taking these punks down
>[ ]Write in

Rolled 5

>>27527482
> COME ON YOU FUCKERS YOU WANT ME I'M RIGHT HERE!
Take down+ Write in

>>27527482

I dont have time for this and Quincy away

>>27527482
Blood for the blood god

>>27527482
>[x] I don’t have time for this (Quincy away)
Xcution pls go

>>27527482
>>[ ]Taking these punks down
We need to get rid of this annoyance.

>>27527482
let's make Kenpachi proud

>>27527482
> [x] Take these punks down

Khorne Hungers

>>27527482
>>[ ]I don’t have time for this (Quincy away)
The dice have not been good to us tonight. I really don't think pressing our luck is the best idea.

>>27527482
We still have a phone to buy.

Let's Quincy out of here.

>>27527482
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE, SOULS FOR THE SOUL REAPERS.

LET THE SPIRIT WORLD BURRRRNNNNN!

>>27527482
>[ ]I don’t have time for this (Quincy away)
Am I bad for hoping we have to roll for this, and that we get a 1?

>>27527482
>>[ ]Taking these punks down
They are gonna end up killing themselves if they keep coming after us.

>>27527564
... Fucking A. Now I'm picturing a Bleach style Horus heresy.

>>27527482
>[ ]I don’t have time for this (Quincy away)
Repeated beating clearly don't dissuade these guys.

>>27527482
Buy phone quincy away.
If punks catch up magically We say this.

"I am tired of you and your gang. I have seen you do nothing, but try to cause trouble for everyone in this town, and you do nothing but disturb what little peace this town has. And frankly it disgusts me. You never pick on people your own size on your own, and you always prey on the weak. I live my life trying to protect others. Doing that I have fought people that would kill you with a stray thought. I have beaten people so strong they could crush your skull. Yet you come. I will crush you here and now. I will make it so you and your gang are not but tears in the rain. Pick your weakest man to run and tell your enemies and allies. This town is off limits. You can flee now or suffer the consequences of your actions. Personally I hope you choose the latter. I never get to really let loose. You bully people all day that are weaker then you. I have to be careful to not hurt those I care about when I fight because of how strong I am. But seeing since it's just your gang here- I don't have to do that."

>>27527482
>Quincy away

>>27527482
>Quincey away

>>27527482
>[x]I don’t have time for this (Quincy away)
Come on, we have a cellphone to buy, friends to meet, girlfriends to hug.

>>27527598
thats because we let them run and now its time to show them how helpless they are.
>>27527482
[X]Taking these punks down

>>27527482
This shit has to end NOW

>>27527587
>from now on, I will sit on heaven's throne
You were saying?
>>27527482
>black deck
>white x
IT'S HAPPENING

>>27527482
>>[ ]Taking these punks down

>>27527482
>[ ]Taking these punks down

We will not be denied retribution

>>27527482
>"I don't have time for this, but remember what you saw and leave me the hell alone."
>Quincey away

>>27527642
Racer X?

>>27527439
Also some kick-ass tats and a furry mode.

Now, TWEWY-ish Bleach Quest art?
I'd be starting with Ichigo, I guess.
>Zangetsu is Noise
>Ywach is Taboo
>Ichigo has "Zangetsu" pin
>Also "Kubo" brand clothes, and a bucket hat that's "Gikon" brand

>>27527609
too verbose.

All we really need to say is "I'm fucking sick of this shit."

Also, why aren't these guys our underlings yet, by law of shonen convention?

Guys, think about this carefully. We go out, we get our powers back, and the first thing we do when we get back to our hometown is use them to beat the crap out of a bunch of hoodlums. How do you think that looks to our friends and family, to Soul Society (who probably already don't like us), and to Urahara?
Book it.

>>27527482
>[ ]Taking these punks down
We hunger and blood shall be our mead

>>27527609
That would have been nice if we rolled a 20 on intimidation. But we didn't. So we stand and fight then say this.

>>27527678
Pretty much.

This isn't worth all time.

>>27527482
[x] Walk it it off. Like a boss.

>>27527703
Quincy out. We can beat these punks to death later.

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>>27527676
Nope. My favorite arc

>>27527482
>>[ ]Taking these punks down
>>27527678
Its for thier own good anon.

>>27527482
>[ ]Taking these punks down.

These fuckers KEEP comping at us, I for one want to put our new body through it's paces

>>27527734
Technically round 2 was completely on us.

>>27527482
>Taking these punks down
DESTROY DIE ATTACK

>>27527724
in before Facebook NTRs us

>>27527482
Can we Quincey out subtly without him noticing?

>>27527678
There is only one way to deal with punks like this. Destroy them utterly. Break them to where they never wish to fight again.
>[X] Fight now.
We will burn the sky with our rage. We will empty every frustration out into them. We will take everything from them and leave them with nothing but regret. These punks are the God damn bats of Bleach Quest.

>>27527482
Quincy up and use Rasongaterai or whatever.