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You are Risa Schrödinger, and you have been drawn into a battle station the size of a moon in order to rescue the princess from- "That's star Wars." You point out as your fist slams into the face of the weird blank monsters you have been dealing with, eye teeth flying everywhere. But it could be what's happening. Jager is the princess, you are Luke, I'm Han while Dominic is Sir Alec Guinness. All we need is a sassy gay robot and we are in business. "Do it proper." You command. Fine.

After discovering the moon seems to respond to direct attacks by making more of those weird sort of hollow things you ran with Dominic over the surface of the moon in order to find Jagertits. Of course you can't go twenty minutes without breaking things so you fired off a few balas and have been amusing yourself by smashing the weird ass monsters in the face, though they seem to be shrinking in force which gives you a general sense of unease. You throw the last of the blank hollow creatures into the sky and scatter it to pieces with a care and then look around. Dominic is standing on a pile of the blanks while flexing spectacularly, flames coiling around the symbol of his conquest. You look around the moon and frown as the porcelain surface seems to shudder.

"You notice anything at all?" You ask and Dominic shakes his head in response.
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Awesome.

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He brushes his long hair out of his eyes before crossing his arms and looking around strangely. He seems to think on the blank space around him before turning to you. "Something's wrong. Something in the air feels wrong here, besides the fact that any planetary body this size should be unable to maintain an atmosphere we can breathe. I mean, you would think Hueco Mundos atmosphere might still be covering us, but at this altitude that's just unlikely." He clarifies.

He makes a strong argument. But before you can get into it with him you feel a surge in energy from the moon. You can's explain it any better than hearing a 'scream' from within the moon itself as energy washes over the satellite like a wave. You and Dominic quickly attempt to sonido away from the oncoming rush, the bodies you had accumulated getting thrown aside as if hit b a battering ram or a cannon, but it's not enough. You get caught in the maelstrom and are thrown about the moon as if suddenly you were in some rapids. This lasts for a few minutes before the assault stops and you shake your head. Luckily nothing seems to have happened, the empty surface of the moon- Hey what are you-. The empty porcelain sphere shining with abnormal light. You look to the other. He seems similarly disquiet.

"The moon tries to put a stop the my furious assault, yet the best it could do is flail pointlessly against my greatness!" Fuego shouts, his arrogance far too unworthy for one so weak. He tosses his gaze out toward you, his eyes filled with malevolent intent.

"Lovely." You quip. "But mind you, we have stuff to do." You explain, yet to fruitless avail. It doesn't realize how wrathful you shall be if your trinkets are snafued. You will be forced to find a new game.

"You think to give the sun of Hueco Mundo orders, whelp?!" It demands explanation. "To bask in the glorious beauty that is me, and yet to still presume to command, laughable!" It leans back and bellows. Chortling like a broken thing.
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Laughable. You realize how gelastic his minuscule boasts how. And how amusing twould be to see him without his arms, yet his tongue still wagging. You feel your energy rising, ready to turn him into ash as the whole of creation-

The sound of several gunshots roars in your mind. You cover your ears but it does nothing to- A most egregous- The sound of something metal hitting flesh, like a crowbar on a flank of cow hung up in a meat locker. I don't even know what that word means, but you think you can play me, cunt? That you can just walk in here with a cheap dye job, expensive implants and win them over by saying you will let them do anal? I run this town bitch! You see several red droplets fall in front of you, preceding a massive wave of blood which quickly follows You put your hand to your nose to stop it from continuing. "Monologue? What's happening, and where did you get a gun?" You ask pulling a tissue out of your inventory and holding it to your nose. The gun? Some black kid over in Manchester, around moss side sold it to me. Seriously, the whole city went to piss and- Oh, that cunt! It tore down all the particularly fine pictures of bottoms I had taken! That one where Sin-fin bent over after stabbing us, the one of Hollow Rider as he soared ahead and- Oh what did they do to my chair! And there are crumbs everywhere! How the fuck did they get crumbs everywhere! "Monologue. Monologue! What happened?" You ask and nearly choke as blood falls down your throat and into your lungs.
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You look at the tissue and find it totally soaked through with a deep red as I answer. That wave, it was like an influence. It latches onto parts of the brain which cause, ah fuck. It latches on parts of who you are and then makes them over-ridingly, is that a word, bad and amplified. Jesus, they even got rid of the one of them in pantyhose, that's my fetish! "So mine would have made me murder everyone for laughs? While Dominic's latched onto his arrogance?" You ask pulling a second tissue out and tossing the old one away.

Yeah, more or less. I mean, it doesn't have to be bad. If you had a coloring book you would have probably not murdered them. And the one when they were at the pool with the collarbone too? That's my fetish!

"Everything is." You explain before rolling out of the way from a fireball thrown by Dominic. Oh yeah, that's a thing.

"You think to stand before me?!" He demands and you realize that the others are likely suffering from the same.

Should we... should we kill him?
[]Yeah, guess we have to fight
[]No, I am the best at diplomacy
[]Run away, you can't deal with him as he is
[]Other, please specify

Also, call up that paki fellow. I need to get rid of a body. "Not supposed to call them that."
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>>27573071
>No, I am the best at diplomacy
DIPLOMACY HO!

Also did monologue just prevent us from going slightly more nuts?

>>27573071
[x] Diplomacy

Oh boy, Jaeger and the Wrestler is in trouble. Fool him in to being the best at hide and seek with the others being the hiders and us being it?

>>27573071
Diplomacy could be fun, but it could also backfire horribly. Fighting him would suck, as he is the only other one that questions all the weird shit in Hue Co. I vote we run away.

>>27573186
>Diplomacy could be fun, but it could also backfire horribly.
How do you figure it could backfire more than running away?

>>27573071
Diplomacy
we are not killing the great ME

>>27573135
Yes
though not without the sacrifice of its ass collection

>>27573239
Isn't our form of diplomacy either violently killing things, driving others into beautiful insanity or running away?

>>27573279
Weeell

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>>27573071
>[]Yeah, guess we have to fight
We don't really ever diplomacy. I'm not saying kill him, but just smack him around until he runs low on juice.

>>27573221
He is currently the most arrogant being in existence. Anything we say could be a trigger for him to see us as unworthy and kill us. Or it could end in a philosophy duel

>>27573268
Truly monologue is an unsung hero
>>27573279
nah man we can diplomance We did some mad diplomacy with Dr. gangster.

>>27573071
Yeah let's just run for now.

Maybe he'll snap out of it later.

>>27573335
Running away could anger him too. He could see it as an act of cowardice and chase us down.

>>27573335
Remind him the moon is still here

>>27573071
Remind him about his daughter and use that to manipulate him.

>>27573307
>hip mouth
That thing's pretty neat looking. But didn't her 2nd release have eyes on the dress somewhere?

>>27573360
this is just a giant shit sandwich isn't it
well we can't kill him
he's too cool to meet such an end

>>27573366
I thought she had two second forms.

That "False Vasto Lorde" thing she used in Soul Society, and her "True Form" she used against the fire wyrm.

>>27573360
Isn't cowardice the appropriate response to someone so great?

>>27573364
This and if that doesn't work we must attempt to blind him with logic.

>>27573422
Dudes nuts and we may or may not have just shot him.

So, I've been thinking about what we learned of Sin Fin last thread and I had a thought. She can apparently bring the vices in her head back to life right? Including that Captain that she killed who has a son and his old LT currently as Captains? Can't we use that in some fashion?

>>27573509
Probably not seeing as we have no idea how her power works and she is unlikely to tell us.

>>27573071
I wonder if Jaeger will try to kill us to escape from the our madness or for some other reason.

I say we give her the chance, she gave up on her opportunity last time, and I want to see if she will do it again. After all, she's one of our only friends and we are willing to do quite a bit for her. Trust in the Jaegertits

I can't see how diplomancy isn't the best option. He's super arrogant, so telling him that he's being mind controlled will get him to fight it off.

>>27573630
Isn't Jagers whole thing her humanity? Would she just go back to what she was like while alive?

>>27573639
"The very idea that one such as I could be coerced is laughable, why such a suggestion is an insult most grave you whelp."

>>27573671
There is also all the guns and animal savagery to take into account.

>>27573687
Or we could just taze him, bro.

>>27573671
Indeed, she was previously a bit horrified by the prospect of the body count we have planned. And she viewed killing us as her only way of escaping from the madness we have planned.

>>27573687
Make sure to say that something is ATTEMPTING to fuck with his head instead of succeeding in doing so. .

>>27573700
He has plenty of muscles
he's just lock up and fall down

>>27573687
"But surely one as great as you would be able to tell when they're acting completely different than normal. Where did that sense of unbreakable honor that I so admired go?

>>27573716
When in doubt blame
THE MOOOOON

>>27573737
Man fuck that guy.

>>27573689
Military special forces?

Foxhound?

>>27573747
Why did we even invite him to this party? All he's done is be huge, attack us with chumps and made us act strange. The amount of bro material is severely lacking.

>>27573774
Jager, master of cqc

>>27573822
>Jager screaming CRAAAAAAAAAAB BATTLE

>>27573547
Be a shame not to try though. Plus if she can actually do it in a semi reasonable fashion she'd probably like the idea because of her guilt about the encounter, and because it would lead to less death.

>>27573833
I'm pretty sure her goal is eventually to bring everyone back though.

Really explains quite a lot.

>>27573831
>Spirit particles, son

>>27573833
I rather think if she could bring all those guys back to life she would have by now. At the moment she is just limited to summoning them how she remembers them but as minions.

>>27573845
I think her real desire is to get them out of her head. They probably all blame her for their deaths.

>>27573831
>OOOOOOOOOOLEOLEOLEO!

>>27573931
Probably not ALL of them.

But a good amount, yes.

>>27573941
>moonwashed into thinking she's Raiden

"Risa! We managed to avoid drowning!"

>>27573881
Old guy outright said she could, though it wouldn't surprise me if there is some promise involved. It should at least be looked into, since if we phrase it properly Sin Fin would be unlikely to bite our heads off. Plus, I honestly can't think of a better way to subvert part of the Gote 13, though obviously if anyone else can think of a better plan I'm all ears.

>one hour later

>>27574011
He said she could, but not whenever she wanted.

Like that's her end goal, to be able to make the replicas real.

>>27574011
I would flat out not be surprised if the True King is hiding inside Sin Fin's head as some sort of gambit. Like, willingly faked his death when he knew he'd live on inside the head of his servant.

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>>27574019
big write up or booze?

place your bets

>>27574011
what this guy said:>>27574026

>>27574055
Sucking dick in the back alley for a shot of mouthwash.

You are not killing THE GREAT ME! You nimbly dodge to the side and think over how you can persuade him. Something careful and skilled. You think over this for a moment as you dodge fireballs and realize you are really bad at that. So you will just go with overt emotional manipulation which only works because the target is, like, half soul eating monster. "You misunderstand, I only meant shouldn't we go save your daughter, since the cowardly moon took her and thinks it can stop you from having what is rightfully yours?" You ask and he seems to slow down for a moment.

"Yes, Caede must be returned. Having her gone is most disadvantageous." He seems to think things over. "Yet our battle must reach its conclusion! We must ride the inferno whirlwind of combat and shine like ten thousand supernovas at once!" HE explains but then seems to become concerned over something. "Yet, Caede must be returned. Yes, she can not be left on her own." He seems concerned before nodding. "Very well! I shall allow you to aid me in finding my daughter, though of course I shall be the first to find her, my great being a gravity well from which none who I have caught the eye of can escape! Let us fly!" He shouts and sonidos off. Not bad.

"I could work for hallmark." You comment before sonidoing off as well

Your journey is long and treacherous. The journey through the swamp of sadness costs you your only ally, your loyal horse Artax, who is over taken and- "Is- is that Die unendliche Geschichte?" You ask as you dash behind Dominic. And you would know that, damn you. "Why?" Because this is boring! You are just running across a vast featureless plane while Dominic occasionally attacks you for violating one of any number of societal rules he invented because wherever he stands is his kingdom. "So awesome." You note. Stop that!
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>>27574026
At this point we're speculating without any further data. We should probably file this away until we get that information.

>>27574055
>Why not both?

>>27573869
>I am Risa, the tesla reborn

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You finally pause on a totally blank and perfectly smooth featureless section of the moon, because as I stated before, this is easily the most difficult thing for me to make interesting and I don't have my butt pictures to tide me over anymore. You sniff the air and think you catch the scent of Jager. You look back at Dominic, who is attempting to divine the way through how his muscles flex. "There, on the horizon!" You state dramatically before running off, Dominic trailing behind you, furious you have dared to run ahead of him.

The scene you arrive at is a welcome break from the tedium. Jager's spikes line the surface of the moon, impaling countless of the blank monsters you have been dealing with. You see a large shape on the horizon and dash towards it, thankful for some break in the scenery. When you arrive the situation is bad. Caede is hiding behind a stack of bodies and spikes, hidden and protected from the beast in front of you. Jager is dashing around it firing spikes, and trying to stay ahead of the beast. Chunks of her armor lay around the battlefield, likely ripped off and fragmented on the ground. You turn to see the massive creature Jager is fighting and find yourself sort of bothered. It is similar to the creatures from before only in that it's white, has a humanoid torso and tiny mouth eyes. However, there are six of the mouths lined on it's face, three down down on the left and right side. It's bottom half is something similar to a millipede, countless tiny bug like legs scurrying quickly around, and it's arms are covered in the blades of swords, sticking out grotesquely at many angles. Jager leaps away from the beast and fires a barrage of spikes at the creature, making sure it stays away from Caede.
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>>27573981
YES, ALL OF MY THIS
THIS HAS TO HAPPEN OR SOMEONE NEEDS TO DRAW THIS

>>27574054
So what your saying is that the true king is a voice inside mah short fins head. Like monologue is a voice inside our head. Coincidence?

>inb4 the true king is actually Cosgrove and Sin Fin is aware of the fourth wall[/conspiracy theory]

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You rush over at once to help and Jager looks towards you. "Protect the girl! Don't worry about me! Protect her and yourself Risa!" She commands as the creatures arm points towards her. The swords change into spiks and fire at her, one of them catching her leg and pinning her to the surface of the moon. "Wrld verpr." The creatures mouths comment as it chitters over to her.

Caede seems to be shivering and looks terrified of something. The great me is also on his way up. What do you want to do?
[]Full release and take it down
[]First release and attack
[]Fight as you are
[]Run away
[]Other, please specify
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>>27574153
>[]First release and attack

>>27574153
First release and attack.

Use shapeshifting to make ourselves the same size as that thing, and give it a cero to the face.

>>27574153
>First release, paste it.
Second release is still super secret awesome power

>>27574153
>[]First release and attack

>>27574153
>First release and attack
I fucking hate centipedes

>>27574153
WE MUST PROTECT THE GIRL
which means not running away with her
cause that would piss the great me off ROYALLY

>>27574153
[X]First release and attack
Dream Walker over to Caede, say hi, pass her off to Dominic with another Dream Walker, then Dream Walker over to Jager to provide support.

There, finally getting some use out of the damned thing.

>>27574181
>>27574178
>>27574176
>>27574173
>>27574171

First release at attack it is. Please roll 1d100. I will take best of first five.

>>27574181
>I fucking hate centipedes
Also millipedes. I have a fuckton of spiders living behind my toilet, but I just left them there because they genocided all the millipedes.

I wish Charrolete was here. he/she would totally rek the giant asauchi centipede thing.

Rolled 45

>>27574204
Let's lightning kick it.

Rolled 36

>>27574204

Rolled 68

>>27574204

Rolled 10

>>27574204
we got this by the ass!

Rolled 56

>>27574204

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Rolled 91

>>27574204
GOD GIVE ME STRENGTH

>>27574153
>Full release
Wait, it's about to hurt Jager, end it. Change from this
>>27574176

Rolled 45

>>27574204

>16spxp
Save for the death hug at 30, or buy Fluffy Love now because it's hilariously OP

>>27574220
Fatebreak?

>>27574224
>>27574222
>>27574220
>>27574219
>>27574216
68. We can deal.

>>27574153
Say, doesn't your durability increase when you get beaten up a lot? At the rate Jager is going she's got to be getting lots of stat boosts

>>27574153
First things first. Make sure the Great Me is pointed at the right target and doesn't go after Jäger (or accidentally overly chastises his daughter). Then do the whole release and attack/support Jäger.

>>27574231
Save for death hug, since it's for a limited time.

>>27574260
and its pretty awesome

>>27574239
But Jager's in trouble and we almost never run low anyway.

>>27574247
... So we power level Jager later by beating her up repeatedly?
I'M DOING THIS BECAUSE I'M YOUR FRIEND AND I WANT TO HELP YOU

I hope the death hug unlocks more things.

Also, speaking of this, any chance of the skill tiers getting added to the purchase menu?

>>27574296
or we could go the route of whips and chains

>>27574234
Fatebreak, save Jager. The world would be fucked is she died.

>>27574296
>>27574247
But she's had only 9 Dur since forever and she's been smacked around a fair bit.

>>27574296
"THIS IS HOW I TRAINED THE KIDS SO ITS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU TOO."

And Fatebreak.

>>27574296
Jager does that to the Gillian I think.

>>27574239
If it were just us, I'd agree.

But there are two squishies in the area as well.

>>27574330
I AM THE BEST PERSONAL TRAINER

>>27574335
The little gillian the couldn't?
She needs to be put through risas two week Scrub training plan.
We can use it as a bonding exercise with Jager, we devise the most efficient training regime from hell.

>>27574330
But the kids only showed real improvement when we weren't around.... and Jager developed her vamp spikes while we were gone...

>>27574428
That's because Azure hates training sequences. which makes >>27574426 unlikely.

>>27574428
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOUR SENSEI ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? DO I HAVE TO GET SHARPIES?

>>27574428
We have no idea what happened for a three day period there, and the kids showed a sudden sharp spike in power during that time.

I reckon we did SOMETHING to them.

>>27574454
It's more a comedic sequence of suffering for the best gillian than a training sequence. Think deep introspection with Jager whilst lobbing ceros at lupinor.

If you can dodge a cero you can dodge a ball.

>>27574458
its called spiking their sippy cups with steroids

>>27574458
All dose strides forward
duh stat increases!
duh new powahs!

den dey get curbstomped by Loki

>>27574458
I bet it was puberty.

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You draw your Khopesh and place it in front of your face. Your long tongue wraps around the blade and pulls it into your mouth as you command "Laugh. Irrisorie!" You feel the energy from within surge, though it's not as orgasmicly fantastic as going to second gear, but you deal. Your tails sprout in their fluffy beauty, beyond the softness of any normal fluffiness and your smile widens. You leap forward towards the beast and deliver a strong kick to the creature's midsection, their bodies still giving the reverberation of wet cardboard with your kicks. The enjoyable feeling must have distracted you as an arm swings towards you, raking you across the midsection and sending small rivulets of blood streaking down the monsters arm. You snarl and kick him once more, letting out your electric go juice in order to damage the beast.

Sadly it seems what ever material it's made out of is fairly strong insulator so your electricity doesn't get a very good fry in. You roll out of the way as it's back section strikes forward like a millipede whip. You manage to avoid it totally and rush forward, just in time for it's legs to fly at you like the spikes, You throw up and arm and catch it with it before it pierces your face and sonido forward once again. You grab hold of it's body and wrap your oh so fantastic, jesusly rubbingly orgasmic, hyper intuitive ultra aerobic tails around it as well for stability and begin slamming it back and forth. You let out a snarl as a few of the legs stab into you again, but you continue slamming it into the ground, then lifting and slamming it on the other side, treating it's body like a rag doll of some sort.
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The creature finally stops moving and lays there in a pile of twitching limbs as you let it's body go, your tails still too fluffy for the world. You look over at Jager and see her limp over to you. "Yo!" You give an easy wave as she throws her arms around you and envelops you in a large hug.

"Stupid! What were you thinking?! Why would you do that? You think I want to see you hurt?" She asks holding you tighter.

"We seem to be hugging. Again. Still, couldn't let you get hurt." You explain trying to push her off, but finding her grip disconcertingly strong.

"Better me than you! I can't stand seeing you hurt. Don't do that, not for anyone." She starts sobbing on you. Go for the butt.

"Not now." You growl and finally slip free as Caede crawls out from behind the bodies and Dominic catches up.

"Caede! Has it started?" He asks looking her over. You are about to say something when you notice her skin.

Small black cracks cross her body and her eyes glow a sickly yellow. She coughs a little and something which looks like black smoke briefly escapes her mouth. Her hair is longer and with small streaks of yellow and green in it, and you can't help but notice the subtle stench of rotten eggs in the air. You are about to ask something when Jager wraps you in a tight hug again.

Swear to god, like school children. You are about to say something when the ground before you rips open and what looks like a cave opening rests in front of you.
[]Ask Jager something
[]Ask Caede something
[]Ask Dominic something
[]Look around the area
[]Into the cave of darkness!
[]Other, please specify
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((Trying to speed it up))

>>27574634
TALK TO THE GIRL

>>27574634
>[]Into the cave of darkness!
ADVENTURE!

Also, not seeing how it's so hard to escape a hug when we be like water.

>>27574634
Where's lucha guy?

>>27574634
>[]Ask Caede something

Please tell me you're not crazy or possessed.Cause I don't really need ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag right now

>>27574634
[X] Let Jager hug us, drag her around while we walk.
[X] Ask Caede and Dominic something
"So uh, you have a skin condition or something?

>>27574683
Oh god
is it just me
or did what Jager said sounded a bit to friendly for just friends

>>27574634
>Ask Caede something
Like why is her skin falling off.
>>27574716
Nah man she is just mad protective because of the MOOOON.

>>27574716
I blame the moon.

>>27574744
Ok, good
>>27574713
seconding

>>27574634
>[x]Ask Caede something
Is that normal?

>>27574756
the fucker

>>27574683
Jagger is still a horribly strong undead monster who has eaten hundreds of souls. Due to her temporary insanity she is probably stronger than normal.

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>>27574756
moon madness.

like space madness but on the moon

>>27574634
"Wasn't there a fifth guy with us? Had a mask?"

>>27574782
What a bollocks.

>>27574786
The moon is in space though.

>>27574783
I don't care how strong you are, go to the beach and try to hug a wave. It ain't happening.

>>27574634
>Ask caede something
You seem to smell of egg, you should probably get that seen to. And the whole skin tearing and releasing that which lies with is probably not healthy either.

>Ask Jaeger something
So this moon seems to be messing with our heads. Destroyed monologues photo collection. Have you noticed anything? And we don't plan on dying anytime soon, we have a soul society to destroy. And didn't we have a Luchador with us?
>>27574683
You underestimate Jager's hugs.

>>27574809
I say we stab him and steal his wallet

>>27574812
Clearly you just aren't hugging hard enough.

>>27574812
I could see the Great me trying

>>27574828
And his shoes.

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>>27574810
Space is just a part of the moon

>>27574783
>hundreds
more like hundreds of thousands. Or millions. High level hollows have to eat silly amounts of souls.

>>27574853
And his mints

>>27574893
and his pen.
>free cookie to the first anon to get the reference

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Buncha of crazy Arrancar!
Send 'em to the moon!

>>27574634
>[]Ask Caede something
>[]Ask Dominic something
What it be?
>[]Into the cave of darkness!
Yay darkness!

Are there going to be any regen upgrades for 2nd release?

Cause there totally should be, what with how much of a boner Risa had for keeping her regen.

>>27574634
>Ask Jager something
"You... you do get that there's emotional pain in addition to physical pain right? Any damage I suffer in protecting you would almost certainly be eclipsed by the trauma from losing you, and that doesn't sound fun at all.

Especially since I'm awesome enough to regenerate, but sadly not yet awesome enough to regenerate you.

So pretty much the only way to avoid me protecting you would be to become strong enough to not need protecting."

>>27574988
It was probably an upgrade under the Dur Up tree.

>>27574998
this I like

>>27574998
This so much.

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You realize that throwing Jager off would only be counter productive to your plans and decide to just let her hand on while you walk, dragging her with you. You move over the Caede and note the smell of sulfur is stronger here. She looks towards you and you note below the glow of sickly yellow her eyes have shifted to a compound eye, like a Fly's. You clear your throat and ask "So, any particular reason your skin is flaking off and you seem to be all, I dunno, glowy and stinky? You should consider conditioner, it makes you smell better." We smell like apples. "Green, of course." Green master apple.

"Does it matter?" She asks and you can't help but notice her voice has taken on a buzzing quality, as if ten million flies were swarming a corpse.

"Sort of does." You answer as Jager pets you gently.

"Such questions are beneath one such as I, but feel honored for I shall answer them!" Dominic looks over Caede, seems to think, then shrugs. "The short of it is, she is a demon! I took her from a much larger demon who did not realize the one he dared to step before was the infinite hero of the desert! The Holy Emperor of All Night! The Great Me! Dominic Fuego!" He explains flexing strongly as a pair of thin wings sprout from Caede's back.

"So you, but she is, but I didn't-" You start. To be fair, he never did say she was a hollow and we really didn't care to ask. "So, you just took her?" You finally ask.

He lets out a laugh. "Of course! For one such as myself it was a simple task!"

"Great, we're on the moon, the moon really doesn't want us here, plus there is a sudden cave, and suddenly demon." You frown and hear a crunching.
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You turn and sitting on the opening into the moon is a young man. He has black skin and is wearing some sort of middle eastern garb, though you can't quite place it. He's chewing on an apple while he watches the group of you and gives a wave. "Yeah, you really shouldn't be here. Don't suppose I can just tell you to go? You really, really are not supposed to be here." He explains with a very strange accent which is somehow familiar.

Wait, apple? "Wait, apple?" You ask for me.

"It's a metaphor. Forbidden knowledge, defying what should be, all that." He explains smearing some more peanut butter on the apple.

And he is going to say the peanut butter is just delicious. Son of a bitch stole my bit. "And the peanut butter?" You ask.

"Delicious. Seriously, not everything has to be about something else." He explains. Kill him, kill him right now and take his fucking peanut butter.

"Who are you?" You ask. An asshole, kill! Him!

"Think of me like, a gardener of some sort. I am supposed to tend this place till it;s ready for harvest, which is any time now. Since you broke the seal, I assume that was you? You gave him a chance to wake back up. Probably got pulled here by the back draft. Just walk back about 100 feet and you will find a portal. It's for the best." He explains pointing behind you.

"And if we go in?" You ask and he shrugs.

"You will disturb their sleep and he will fight you off, as he's doing to your little mask friend." He explains tossing the apple core down.

You are about to be given a prompt for more questions, but at once the man is gone, as if he had never been there.

Well, that was certainly odd. What do we do?
[]Let's GTFO, we don't have enough people. Maybe we will be able to fight it again if we leave
[]Or we will miss out on an adventure. Don't be a bitch, into the cave of death
[]Other, please specify
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>>27575179
>[]Other, please specify
go solo

more peanut butter for us

>>27575179
Little mask friend?

Oh right, the Luchador.

Let's see how he's doing.

>>27575179
>Don't be a bitch, into the cave of death
We must help luchabro pull off the most magnificent suplex. Also Holy shit Caede is a demon. And she can talk.

>>27575179
Can't hurt to at least check it out I suppose?

>>27575179
>[]Or we will miss out on an adventure. Don't be a bitch, into the cave of death

>>27575179
[X]Or we will miss out on an adventure. Don't be a bitch, into the cave of death
Luchabro is in there. If we're going to leave, we should at least take him with us. No man left behind!

>>27575179
>[x]Or we will miss out on an adventure. Don't be a bitch, into the cave of death
I'm sure the cave of death is a nice place really.

>>27575219
Actually, this. I think we might have to throw everyone else out the portal. But is for the best.

I don't want to fight the moonbeast while people are freaking out about keeping 2nd release a secret.

>>27575179
[]Or we will miss out on an adventure. Don't be a bitch, into the cave of death
[]Other, please specify
"Hey Caede, you're a demon right? What do you know about giant arms that come out of holes in spacetime to grab giant fire birds?"

>>27575179
[X]Or we will miss out on an adventure. Don't be a bitch, into the cave of death

>>27575267
You make a good point.

At minimum we should drop Jager off, since she's still wounded and in her current state is likely to try serving as a human shield.

So you want to go into the cave of death? Please roll 6d100.

Rolled 56, 3, 88, 12, 78, 84 = 321

>>27575296

Rolled 73, 63, 37, 96, 17, 60 = 346

>>27575296
>6d100
Oh what the fuck.

Rolled 44

>>27575296
Starting off ominous.

Rolled 79, 2, 83, 37, 90, 75 = 366

>>27575296
behold 6 100s

>>27575267
>I don't want to fight the moonbeast while people are freaking out about keeping 2nd release a secret.
It's not like Jaeger & co. are going to go around telling our enemies about it.

Rolled 93, 33, 41, 60, 68, 44 = 339

>>27575296
We face the perilous peril

>>27575317
I know, and I think the whole "KEEP IT SEKRT!!!!!!" is retarded, but other peopel do think like that.

Rolled 55, 89, 73, 96, 36, 24 = 373

>>27575296
THE GREAT DICE

>>27575317
And it's not like a maniacal grin and a little shushing sound wouldn't stop them from saying anything even if they wanted to.

>>27575307
>>27575312
>>27575315
>>27575323
>>27575355
93, 89, 88, 96, 90, 84

>>27575378
I'm not entirely sure what's going on, but those numbers look good.

>>27575378
Lowest number is 84 in six seperate dice tracks?

Why can't we have that kind of diceluck all the time?

>>27575397
Just wait.

>>27575179
Is this what meth feels like

>>27575378
whelp time to go be awesome.
also this may be the place where everyone literally realizes exactly how far we are above them in level.

>>27575362
Exactly. Amongst those gathered here today? Hiding our second form is not that much of an issue. I mean, we have out right told Jaegertits that we have one.

>>27575520
Maybe. There was a trip involved. Not that it really matters

Her Majesty Queen Veloces Jager's anti lunar task force's mission is successful. The Moon has been compromised to a permanent end.

>>27575559
>we nuke the moon
>literally everyone in soul society decides to head to heuco just go figure out what the fuck is going on
>world proceeds to get fucked.
in b4 illusion of gaia bullshit happens.

>>27575559
For the glory of her majesty. And the laughing madness behind her.

>>27575579
how would they know? We're their spy and we haven't delivered a single report yet. Possibly because they forgot to give us a means to send them reports.

>>27575603
You know, that really was something of an oversight.

>>27575603
I swear we've sent a report. We found a random shinigami and gave it to them.
Or maybe that's just the madness talking.

>>27575647
That will be our excuse and we're sticking to it

>>27575647
>>27575670
Moon madness.

>>27575152
Why is she petting us

>>27575735
Because we're fluffy and amazing?

>>27575735
also holy fuck demon loli

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>>27575678
Okay Risa. I'll give you back your plant friend on one condition. Don't push this button.

This beautiful shiny button.

The jolly candy-like button.

>>27575753
I think she wants to do butt stuff to us
DAMN YOU MOON
but that too sounds plausible
our thread count must be amazing

>>27575756
I wanna know what her stats look like, what with hell having tons of shit that's well beyond vasto-tier.

>>27575768
Given how she was protecting Caede, I think it's platonic.

That being said, I wonder why AE skipped over our little speech to Jager?

Because Risa Schrodinger is not good enough at feelings to say such a thing?

>>27575397
>>27575397
I rolled a 91 earlier
though to late for it to do shit

>>27575735
>>27575753
Pretty much this. I'd pet Risa. Crazy fluffy.

Also, we can't let this go by. When we get back to Hue Co we need to pet the Jagerbombs as a constant reminder of "those wonderful moments of honesty we shared together on the moon".

>>27575735
Better question, why aren't we giving her at least three tail nuggies right now? Gentle, affectionate but assertive tail nuggies.

>>27575803
Don't forget the wonderful moments of honesty we shared when we were high as fuck.

>>27575791
too sappy and Moon madness might make her not remember.

Is she our bro(sis) or our waifu?

I for one am fine with either one tbqh

>>27575179
NO ONE TOUCHES OUR LUCHADOR BUT US OR THE GREAT ME

>>27575791
look at the time stamps. It came to late methinks.

>>27575814
Until we break out into a spontaneous-yet-choreographed disney-style musical number, I'm going with us being incapable of love.

Plus, she's Wolfbro.

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RANDOM EVENT TABLE

You let out a sigh as you realize that this whole cave of death thing isn't going to get itself gone anytime soon. Get gone? Gone get. Huh. You push Jager off, and she relents with a slightly sad look in her eyes as you stand before the yawning portal. It's dark, and the stench of time shenanigans which, honestly, you can't tell you should be happy about or- heh. "Heh? You are hehing. I dislike the hehing going on at this very moment." Nothing, just I'll never get to see magical girl schrodinger-chan. Fucking random event table.

"What?" You ask, but it's too late for you already jumped! "What, no I- Oh, damn you monologue." You complain as reality warps and swords around you. The ripple of time and space distending as you, I just wanted to be a magical giiiiiirrrrrrlllllllllll!

>93

---World 1---

Your eyes open in the dim room. You glance at your clock and see it's finally sunset as you roll out of the large plush mattress. You yawn and run your tongue over your teeth you stretch, your stiff muscles aching slightly from the overly long nap you were forced to take at dawn, pausing only briefly on the sharp fangs within. You glance at a mirror out of habit, but give a cold laugh as the lack of a reflection reminds you of what you are. You look walk over to the door to your bedroom and throw it open, the almost surgically clean apartment giving you a small sense of pride at your own skill at house keeping. You walk over to the fridge and scratch yourself on the bum, your overly long hair tickling you. If the prince were around he would complain about 'vampire elegance' but luckily he's not. You pull out a blood pack and start drinking deeply from it as you flip on the TV.
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>>27575806
because then the hollow scrubs will begin writing fan fiction and fan art of the tails doing naughty things

>>27575836
Oh dear, we're in the World of Darkness.

What nonsense is this?

>>27575844
Are you implying that they don't already do that or that we don't want them to keep doing what they've traditionally done?

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You have to channel surf for a while until you find the news, the cold leather of the sofa oddly comforting in the dim glow of the expensive apartment. You watch as the news shifts to it's top story. More 'Animal attacks.' in downtown. No witnesses, no ID, and honestly in this city no one cares. No one except you, and even that is only because it's your job. You toss the blood pack into the stainless steel trashcan and move for the door but pause. You know you are forgetting something, something important but... But. Butt. You look over yourself and nearly laugh, the cold apartment no longer effecting you the way it did when you were human.

Making a mental note to be more careful you walk over to the dresser and start rooting around for some clothes. All of them fit, but honestly you aren't sure they scream 'vampire of the night' and you want to do this proper.

Plus, you still have to find the source of the animal attacks, and to work out how to stop it.

You frown at this last thought, realizing that by 'stop it' they mean kill it. Even with super vampire powers you are honestly still a small fry compared to the rest of the world.

Still, you have to put clothes on and you narrowed your choices down to a few so you dress...
[]Victorian dress from a Halloween party last year. Make yourself elegant as fuck!
[]Go with the caked on make-up. Be a gothomancer
[]Just dress like normal, no need to be excited
[]Pure white. Sure it is impractical, but you are a night dweller, blah!
[]Like some sort of trampy catholic school girl. Vampires are supposed to be sexy

After you plan on
[]Checking at the source of the last attack
[]Go see a source at the library
[]The victims were all party animals, go see a friendly club.
[]The last few victims were strippers, go to a 'friendly' club.
[]Go feed
[]Other, please specify

Hunger: Fair
Damage: None
Masquerade: Intact
Humanity: 50/50
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>>27575854
Okay, someone get the fish, because malkavian

>>27575867
>Like some sort of trampy catholic school girl. Vampires are supposed to be sexy

>The last few victims were strippers, go to a 'friendly' club.

Let's do this the easy way.

>>27575867
>[]Just dress like normal, no need to be excited
like a rabbit living with a lion pack. a badass rabbit

>[]Checking at the source of the last attack

>>27575860
I want rape sloth to stop hogging their creations

>>27575889

Sounds good... get some money on the side for... stuff...

>>27575867
Oh what the fuck.

>[]Pure white. Sure it is impractical, but you are a night dweller, blah!

>[]Other, please specify
Kidnap someone, make them walk around in the areas around where the last few attacks happened, and watch to see what shows up.

>>27575867
>[x]Victorian dress from a Halloween party last year. Make yourself elegant as fuck!
>[x]The victims were all party animals, go see a friendly club.

>>27575901
butt stuff
also I foresee a certain Great me being a prince

>>27575867
>[]Like some sort of trampy catholic school girl. Vampires are supposed to be sexy
>[]The last few victims were strippers, go to a 'friendly' club.
Vampire Masquerade

>>27575867
Oh christ
We've got six of these to get through as well.

>>27575867
>[]Pure white. Sure it is impractical, but you are a night dweller, blah!
>[]Checking at the source of the last attack

Trampy school girl and checking out the 'friendly club' seems to have won.

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>>27575946
I don't know if there's something wrong with me or with everyone else, but the last few days of questing have resulted in noting but anger.

It's probably everyone else's fault

>>27575867
[]Some band t-shirt held together with staples, jeans, and a lab coat.

>>27575974
I blame the moon

>>27575994
the moon moon or the hollow monster moon?

Unless the moon moon is a hollow monster...

*looks out window* *closes shade*

We need to blow up a moon tonight.

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>>27576014
agreed

>>27576014
Fuck the masquerade and fuck the werewolves (gently)
that motherfucker is going down

>>27576046

"Good news Prince, I solved the werewolf problem"

"Good, how"

"I enchanted the president of the united states, stole the nuclear football, along with a secret service agent's arm, and launched every nuke at the moon,"

"You what?"

"No moon, no werewolves...I think. Either way, I'm gonna do stuff to my new pet Jeagerbombs now"

"THAT ISN'T HOW THIS WORKS, RISA"

>>27576118
Jager as a ghoul
I can see it

>>27576138

wait is this oWoD or nWoD?

>>27576190
Interesting question
in old, we malkavian as fuck
if new, then we can have a ghoul plant, not sure if that was possible in old

>>27576118
>Implying Jager isn't the werewolf

>>27576275
>Implying Risa isn't a bad enough dude to have a pet werewolf

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Underwear which is mostly just dental floss, a skirt which is closer in width to a scarf, and a shirt which has been rolled up and folded to the point which dressing in a tube top would be more modest is the only way to go. Vampires need to be sexy, after all, and slutty is the new sexy. Yeah, it's totally not because you are a narcissist and sort of sexually attracted to yourself. You leave your room and push the button on the elevator which will take you to the lobby and have to stand next to Mrs. Liboastiky from 12 A. You stand awkwardly next to her as she clutches her purse and seem uncertain what to say. She finally breaks the ice around the third floor.

"That is some outfit. When I was young we tried to make the boys work a little harder to see us naked, but I guess that's just the style." She explains and you glance at her.

"Oh? You mean you have some sordid tales?" You ask and she give a small laugh into her wrinkled hand, a hand you never have to worry about getting again.

"Of course dear. Oh my, right after the war with the soldiers coming home and the changing work environment I have some stories which would make even you blush. I won't say don't have fun, but be careful. I know how hard this world can bite, Risa Schrödinger. Just be mindful." She advises before leaving on the second floor, likely to see her son and grandson.

Nice lady.

You step out of the elevator into the lobby, the gentle sound of water dripping from the shitty construction sounds out from somewhere while the gentle sound of rain pounds against the glass door. You give a nod to frank, your security guy, before walking out into the night. The rain falls heavier as you look around and, for the first time, feel disgusted by what you see.
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Your city is a world of grays. Cement stone fixtures with steel beam supports. Dark glass which prevents any sort of human face from being put on the city. Even during the days the sky was filled with clouds, casting the city in a perpetual hazy light at best, and when it didn't it rained like it was the apocalypse. It's interesting, in a lot of ways. The city of gray, slowly eating away at the color of the people inside. Until everyone else was gray too. Apathetic, cold, no longer caring what goes on in the world.

Of course, it's only gray where the shadows fail to fall.

You walk into the rain and try to hail a cab for the strip joint the girls used to work at. Despite the rain making your outfit cling to you like a second skin, it still takes the better of a quarter of an hour to find a cab willing to stop for you. The driver asks where you are going and after you tell him the location he gives a look as if he understands and sets off. It takes over an hour by car to get to the other side of the city from your fairly nice loft and you step out of the car in the down town district. Old brick buildings, some dating before WWII sit in defiance of the elements. You look up at the giant flashing neon sign as the constant rain pours around you and scoff. "Guilty Conscience. How very clever." You point out to no one and worry when you realize this means you are talking to yourself. You walk in the door and are immediately hit with music.

The heavy baseline of the club, coupled with the overly colorful bright lights and the nearly endless stream of female flesh serve as a sort of sensory overload. You blink as your sense come back to you. The bouncer walks up to you and you tilt your head slightly as he approaches. "Can I help you?" He asks, his eyes drinking you in as your thin fabric continue to cling to you.
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What do you say?
[]You have to see the owner about a job( Any write in dialogue would be welcome)
[]Ask him something
[]Make him do something(Dominance)
[]Show ID and tell him you're here for the show($4,000 to spend)
[]Other, please specify
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>Alternate universe Bleach playing a schizofuck hollow that's been brainchipped by Loki somhow transported to WoD by moonportal.
I never thought I'd see the day.

>>27576460
I haven't even begun to fight!

>>27576458
>[]Other, please specify
Fist him. Right through the chest.

>>27576458
>[x]Make him do something(Dominance)

go eat McDonald's $1 double cheeseburgers till he vomits

>>27576485
heheheheh

>>27576458
>See the owner about a job
We're certainly dressed for it.

Though I have no idea how to phrase that.

>>27576458

"I heard some of the girls here got attacked by those wild animals around town, Thought that you might need new 'staff'...

[X]You have to see the owner about a job( Any write in dialogue would be welcome)

"Like I heard from my friends that like this place is a good one to work at where the girls aren't like total bitches. If I could like talk to the manager tonight I'd really like like that and stuff."

>>27576458
Ask him what he thinks we're here for, and just go with whatever he says.

I have no idea what to do in this situation, like do we have magic sense or can smell supernatural things?

>>27576275
I thought I was implying Jaeger was a werewolf, hence the pet part

>>27576710
Yeah meant to reply to >>27576138
Because I didn't think werewolves can also be ghouls.

>>27576740
Animals and trees can be ghouls (at least in NWoD)

>>27576740
well, we'd call her a pet

she'd probably be bothered by it, but whatever, she gets the glory that is Risa.

Just look at that pale, undead tush. Sure it lacks the super fluffy tails, but still...

wait...why would risa be upset she doesn't have fluffy tails?

Will we see mental bleedthrough and have a crisis on infinite risas.?

>>27576806
This is how the soul king dies

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>>27576791
>Ghoul trees

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Time to put the D+ in drama you got to good use. "Like, I was told by some friends that, like, this place is a good one to work at where the girls aren't, like, total bitches. If I could, like, talk to the manager tonight I'd really, like, like that and stuff." You explain bending back slightly so your chest is put forward.

The man seems to think on it for a few seconds before nodding. "Alright, go see Monologue then. They're through the back there. They usually give 'tests' so don't be too concerned." He explains with a lewd sneer as he looks up your shapely legs. Who needs vampire mind control?

You give him a playful swat on the bottom and give an admiring gaze towards his thick arms and massive chest before walking through the section the bouncer pointed out and feel the music become almost deafening as you walk through the cheap plastic beads and into the back. You go past several mostly nude women and pause in appreciation of their bodies before walking into the back room. The area is dim, and even with your boosted vampire senses you can't see shit. Suddenly a dim light comes on and you see an indistinct figure appear.

"So you want to work for me." It states, it's voice neither male or female. "Sorry, you don't meet the requirements." It answers at once.

"But, like, I'm totally sexy" You protest,. taken off guard and running with your lie.

"Indeed. Turn around for me please?" It asks and you do so. "Yes, very nice butt. However, to be a member of this club you have to be me. All of us are me." It explains and you feel an overwhelming sense of cold as the figure turns to face you directly. "Now tell me what you really want."

Well what do you do?
[]Go with the lie
[]Ask him about the murders
[]Ask her about what she means by they are all me
[]Run
[]Other, please specify

>>27576851
"I want to kill the moon."

>>27576851
>[]Ask her about what she means by they are all me


also, David Bowie is the killer. Calling it now

cap this for future

>>27576822

We could go Jet Li's The One and consume all the alternate Risa's and become Risa Prime...

but then we'd probably have to eat the cat girl who called us Tasty and probably carved up Mari's face where as we used marker in the original time line.

So...lets taste the rainbow that is ourself? How do we do that, are we merely experiencing our alt consciousnesses without being physically present? Probably.

Do we consume them in a metaphysical sense, in that we can't eat them physically, but having experienced and holding memories of these versions of us, can we extrapolate and schism our psyche into these entities within our own addled mind and then reabsorb them?

hmmm...turning ourself into a buffet for ourself like some spiritual perpetual nomming machine seems taxing.

>>27576851
>Ask about the murders, also what?

>>27576851
I want, Blood, also copious amounts of drugs

>>27576851
Ask about the murders.

Plot to kill the moon.

>>27576882
GODAMMIT
YOU MADE ME REMEMBER YAMMY AGAIN

>>27576939
also since it appears we are currently hallucintating ourselves in other settings
what are the chances of Risa Targaryen?

>>27576851
>[x]Other, please specify
"I am totally you."

>>27576869
Seconding thsi.

>>27577030
Let's play along with the scenario more, and not lose patience like we did with the drug trip.

Ask about murders and getting some drugs. We got a feeling it will help us take care of the moon. Nod like we just said something wise

I wonder what games the other got sent to?

with Jager's luck, she's probably in Call of Cthulhu and Great me is in one where violence is frowned upon like the Doctor Who rpg

>>27577053
> like the Doctor Who rpg
Oh god.

The Great Me as the Doctor.

With how much the writers of NuWho jerk off to how the Doctor's supposed to be Jesus...

>>27577053

We might wind up falling through multiple realities...what if we wind up in Canon?

Or worse...

What if we wind up on The Office.

And not the British version, which will just further piss us off.

>>27577101
>Tardis interior is just his face copypasted all over everything

>>27577114
at the very least it would make interesting omakes

>>27577114
Canon was 100

>>27577116
>he complains about being The Doctor in one of the realities later, COMPLAINS about it because he couldn't be violent...and we beat him up for it, because we are ever so British and posh and junk.

>>27577138

Okay

>>27577138
SHITA MY PANTSARUUUUUUUUU!!!!

>>27577138
would it have been a version of Risa in Canon or would it have been our Risa stuck into the middle of canon with no context? wait...we could have pants'd Aizen...or eaten the Shini-Full-Quincy-Hollow-Bringer-gami hybrid boy

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>>27577141
Its not his fault he wasn't 6 or 9

>>27577138
what was BQ? 99

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>>27577138
>We missed the chance to fuck with Ichigo and have Urahara scream "YOU RUINED EVERYTHING" at us

>>27577195
Why not
eat Aizen's pants as he fights Orange overpowered

>>27577195
We would have been a version in canon.
>>27577141
>>27577207
You missed your doctor roll

Seems we ask monologue about the murders. Also hendricks Gin is amazing for those who missed my tweet. Buy it.

The real question is what would have a 1 given us?

>>27577247
We would have skipped this entire section, which would have been a shame.

>>27577247
Rugrats

>>27577247
Blatant Fetish Quest

>>27577261
I would have been OK with this.

>>27577219

Risa loose in BQ would be troubling.

...it would be HI FUCKING LARIOUS

We'd have to steal the burgeoning harem.

...or would we get drawn in?

>>27577261
Would have resulted in some more of the /interesting/ read: pineapply art.

>>27577279
we'd steal it

>>27577279
We'd probably just blow them all up.

>>27577295

and pants Aizen

>>27577309
>implying Risa isn't already in the canon Bleachverse pretending to be Aizen's zanpakuto by using shapeshifting and illusions, going for the long haul master ruse on everybody

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"These murders. You know something about them, don't you?" You ask as you adjust your underwear, the thin string honestly impossibly uncomfortable.

"Oh my, what makes you think I know anything?" The voice asks from behind its partition, the dark form still remaining hidden from view.

"The girls came from your club, and you are losing business, you can't expect me to think you don't know anything at all." You state leaning against the wall and crossing your arms.

The voice is silent for a few moments before laughing. An abnormal and broken thing which echoes where it shouldn't and vanishes where it should linger. Your feel your vampire senses straining under the weight of the voice and nearly fall over, but the laughter eventually stops and you are left standing in a dark room by yourself. The dark figure turns to you and you feel its gaze. "Fair enough. I have some information, but nothing on the killer. It's like they don't exist, or exist in a way I can't follow. The girls who were killed. After the first few murders there was this woman who came in for them. Tall, short hair, big tits, very shapely ass. She would talk to them and secretly follow them into town. I did some digging, and I believe the woman stops off at the gas station for a drink in about, say, an hour. If you hurry you can catch her." A slip of paper slides under the partition.

You look at the address and it would take you about an hour to get there as is. You look over the dark figure and they tilt there head at you as you step back, fully aware of several prying eyes suddenly coming upon you. "What are you on about then?" You ask and you think the figure becomes amused.

"What do you mean?" It asks.

"You give this to me, say it's because you're everyone, then point me in the right direction? Too easy." You point out before pulling down the partition.
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Your brain screams in agony as the walls fall down, the whole of reality becoming you as time becomes meaningless and then- There's nothing. No person behind the screen. You look into the small closet the partition hid but find nothing. As you leave and exit the back room you find everyone staring at you. The customers, the dancers, the bouncer, all of them seem to be watching you with a self aware smile on their face. You decide to ignore it and quickly walk out, back into the rain and your city of grays. You call a cab from a payphone, uncaring if you get wet as you drive across town to the indicated address and you thing. That entity, what ever it was, it didn't exist in a way which can be easily explained. In fact, it seemed to delight in how very perverse it's own existence was. What could it be? You always felt things were off, all through your 29 years of life, but you couldn't place it as well as you could now. You let the thought slip from your mind as you step out of the cab.

The small mini mart's dull neon glare illuminates the parking lot as you step in. You look at the chilled items and decide on an alcohol to pass the time. You open the 40 and drink deep while looking through the small isles of the minimart, the paki man behind the counter keeping an wary eye on you. It doesn't take long for the target to arrive. She is wearing camo pants and a camo jacket totally unbuttoned with a sports bra underneath plus combat boots. She looks ready for the Mossad and you feel awkward as she enters, as if there is something you have forgotten. You pass by her and not she stinks of dog. She tenses as she passes you, as if she can smell the stink of the undead on the air around you.

What do you want to do?
[]Attack! Werewolves are evil!
[]Talk
[]Run
[]Other, please specify
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>>27577472
>Talk

"Sup."

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>>27577472
>[]Talk

So I noticed you're pretty monster. I'm pretty monster myself.

>>27577472
[x] Attack! Werewolves are evil!
Not that we really know that she's a werewolf but she might be and that's all that matters to you. If we show her who's boss she'll answer all our questions after that.

>>27577472
>[]Other, please specify
Hug revenge time. Hug harder.

>>27577559
OH LORD

>>27577237

Please write up Canon-Risa anyway, please, Azure!

>>27577472
Talk.

Flirt.

allude to fun things that can be done when one doesn't lose control, but gives it up.

We need to collar this wolf if we're going to have a pet before we blow up the moon.

>>27577559
Fuck the rules nuzzle masks

>>27577493
>>27577472

"WAZZZZZZUP?!"

Rolled 26, 86, 8, 43, 99, 4 = 266

>>27575296

I know I'm late, but I'm wanting to see what will happen if I post.

>>27577591
I'd rather see Ichigo written up pastebin-style.

I'm thinking he's going to be around mid-high angel class.

>>27577472

do nothing. Go into Incognito mode and follow her...

>>27577600
seconding only for the chance of her remembering afterwards in our world