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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
Valkyrian Mercs Quest 2: Part (...) 10/05/13(Sat)23:28 No.27593491
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Valkyrian Mercs Quest 2: Part 18 Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/05/13(Sat)23:28 No.27593491
Who's prepared for more SUFFERING? VMQ time!

Archive (1 and 2): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Quest
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/6K5rjbC1
Twitter: https://twitter.com/MercCommand

Don't know what Valkyria Chronicles is? Check it out here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyria_Chronicles or http://valkyria.wikia.com/wiki/Valkyria_Wiki

You are FALYNN STURMFUHRER, a member of the mercenary company Demons of Randgriz and a graduate from its elite TIER ONE Program. You are now part of the elite, but inexperienced WRAITH TEAM, consisting of you and your fellow classmates from training.

After a grueling year of training and quick battle to get rid of some troublesome pirates harassing Gallia's northern coast, you and Wraith Team have found yourselves transferred to the exotic land of San Salvacion, an entire ocean away from Gallia. You've been brought in to help the beleaguered country suppress the rebels that oppose its rule, as well as counter any possible Erusean aggression from the South.

Unfortunately, the action started much sooner than you thought it would when your base was ambushed literally almost the moment you set foot in it. While the attackers were repulsed, the attack has left you and your squad a bit shaken that presumably poorly armed and organized rebels could strike at the heart of San Salvacion's military power in the south so easily.

Unfortunately, it seems the situation is getting more and more complicated as more players in this conflict begin to reveal themselves, such as Emmerian special forces, Imperial weapon smugglers, unscrupulous rival mercs, and more.

Currently, you've just run into a rather large and very angry Imperial soldier...

(cont)
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/05/13(Sat)23:28 No.27593495
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/05/13(Sat)23:28 No.27593495
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>>27593491
"Well, little girl." The man says, his Imperial accent thick and heavy. "My name is Lev Kravchenko. Normally I am a very forgiving man, even if you inconvenience me. But today, you inconvenience the General, and that cannot be forgiven."

He punctuates his words by cracking his knuckles and giving you a terrifying, predatory smile. The blue flames from the demolished ragnite fuel tank licking the air behind him only served to make him look even more demonic.

The pit in your stomach grows ever larger as you try to figure out what to do.

>You got a gun and wrench. Use them!
>Bravely run away.
>Other
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:30 No.27593518
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:30 No.27593518
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>>27593491

LET THE SUFFERING BEGIN!
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:31 No.27593533
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:31 No.27593533
>>27593495
>Bravely run away.

He gets his hands on us and WE LOSE.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:31 No.27593534
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:31 No.27593534
>>27593495
>Bravely run away.

Nope nope nope nope nope nope
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:31 No.27593538
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:31 No.27593538
>>27593495
in the words of desert punk
>a smart man knows when its time to run away like a little bitch!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAuWBF-Mt-4
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:31 No.27593543
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:31 No.27593543
>>27593495
>>Bravely run away.

I think this one gets a pass. Run like the wind!
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:31 No.27593545
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:31 No.27593545
>>27593495

>Other
Prep Frag with deadman switch.
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Spectral Ops
10/05/13(Sat)23:32 No.27593561
Spectral Ops 10/05/13(Sat)23:32 No.27593561
>>27593495
>Bravely run away.
OH BRAVE DAME FALYNN
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:32 No.27593577
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:32 No.27593577
>>27593495

>>Bravely run away.

"Morgaaaaaan!"
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:33 No.27593589
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:33 No.27593589
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>>27593495
>Bravely run away.

So guys, remember how a week ago I had the concept for Sparky and Edwin's kids stuck in my head? Well I've just finished the drafts, but I find myself at a loss what to do with them. Thinking I should just email them to Merc first and see what he thinks...
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:33 No.27593611
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:33 No.27593611
>>27593495
>Bravely run away.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:34 No.27593622
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:34 No.27593622
>>27593589

SHOW AND TELL

SHOW AND TELL
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Sir Yellingbird
10/05/13(Sat)23:34 No.27593626
Sir Yellingbird 10/05/13(Sat)23:34 No.27593626
>>27593495
>Bravely run the hell away.
>>27593589
Sorta putting the cart in front of the horse.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:34 No.27593627
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:34 No.27593627
>>27593589
It's the only thing you can do with them. Besides, we're not even sure if they can be used yet.

We still have a lot of quest and people could die, we completely lucked out in VMQ1
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Wrenloft
10/05/13(Sat)23:34 No.27593631
Wrenloft 10/05/13(Sat)23:34 No.27593631
>>27593495
>>You got a gun and wrench. Use them!
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:35 No.27593643
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:35 No.27593643
>>27593495
>>Bravely run away.
TIME FOR SUFFERING
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/05/13(Sat)23:35 No.27593645
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/05/13(Sat)23:35 No.27593645
>>27593495
>>Bravely run away.
This is a guy who is willing to blow up himself along with us.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:37 No.27593686
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:37 No.27593686
>>27593495
>Bravely run away.

JENKINS WILL SAVE US
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:37 No.27593688
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:37 No.27593688
>>27593622
>>27593626

Ugh, but they have so many potential spoilers should they be used in a sequel!

I actually put a massive amount of effort in this, and took up a lot of my free time for the week.

>>27593627

Well, they shouldn't I only show them once it becomes evident they become unusable?
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/05/13(Sat)23:37 No.27593692
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/05/13(Sat)23:37 No.27593692
Do you think that if Jenkins saw us being losing to Kravchenko he would help us?
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:38 No.27593718
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:38 No.27593718
>>27593626

Oh wait, meant to reply properly before this.

Yeah, but IT JUST WOULDN"T GO AWAY.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:38 No.27593725
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:38 No.27593725
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>>27593692

MUST SAVE NICE LADY
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:39 No.27593733
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:39 No.27593733
>>27593692

Probably not.
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Sir Yellingbird
10/05/13(Sat)23:40 No.27593748
Sir Yellingbird 10/05/13(Sat)23:40 No.27593748
>>27593718
I know the feeling.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:40 No.27593749
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:40 No.27593749
>>27593688
Send em to Merc, don't show them to us unless one of them dies/attaches to someone else.

>>27593692
No, plus we sent him to the other side of the base.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:40 No.27593754
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:40 No.27593754
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>Valkyrian Mercs Quest
>Girls und Panzer Quest
>Katawa Yandere

This night's festivities just don't stop!

>Bravely run away.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:40 No.27593759
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:40 No.27593759
>>27593725
why did I read that in caboose's voice....
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:42 No.27593801
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:42 No.27593801
>>27593754

Wait, yandere is still running?
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/05/13(Sat)23:42 No.27593805
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/05/13(Sat)23:42 No.27593805
Well if we're running away, we might as well use the terrain of a chaotic battlefield as much as possible. Maybe we run into a module that opens the hatch on the floor leading to the munitions storage?
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Rolled 20, 4, 18 = 42

>>27593495
You quickly try to scramble back to your feet and run away. This was very clearly NOT a fight you were going to win. At least head on.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:43 No.27593818
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:43 No.27593818
Rolled 7

>>27593810
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:43 No.27593828
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:43 No.27593828
Rolled 8

>>27593810

>THOSE ROLLS

FUUUUUUUUU
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/05/13(Sat)23:43 No.27593831
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/05/13(Sat)23:43 No.27593831
Rolled 12

>>27593810
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:43 No.27593835
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:43 No.27593835
Rolled 4

>>27593810
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:44 No.27593840
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:44 No.27593840
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Rolled 5

>>27593818
>>27593828
>>27593831
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:44 No.27593853
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:44 No.27593853
>>27593818
>>27593828
>>27593831
Look at it this way: no critfails.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:44 No.27593854
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:44 No.27593854
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>>27593818
>>27593828
>>27593831

That went as expected.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:44 No.27593855
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:44 No.27593855
>>27593759
Because you secretly hope for the Demons to acquire a sentient tank?
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/05/13(Sat)23:44 No.27593859
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/05/13(Sat)23:44 No.27593859
I hope that everyone's been appeasing their computer's machine spirits lately.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:44 No.27593861
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:44 No.27593861
>>27593818
>>27593828
>>27593831
well shit
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Sir Yellingbird
10/05/13(Sat)23:45 No.27593864
Sir Yellingbird 10/05/13(Sat)23:45 No.27593864
>>27593818
>>27593828
>>27593831
Welp. Guess that's that.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:45 No.27593870
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:45 No.27593870
>>27593810
And yet again Merc roles well while we role shit.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:45 No.27593883
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:45 No.27593883
>>27593818
>>27593828
>>27593831
It was never going to be good...
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:45 No.27593885
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:45 No.27593885
>>27593855
nope!
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-516
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Sir Yellingbird
10/05/13(Sat)23:46 No.27593889
Sir Yellingbird 10/05/13(Sat)23:46 No.27593889
>Falynn casts Summon Lucina!
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:46 No.27593891
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:46 No.27593891
>>27593870

Fits the situation very well though.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:46 No.27593904
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:46 No.27593904
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Rolled 15

JENKINS COME'RE BOY
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:47 No.27593916
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:47 No.27593916
>>27593859
Just started the incense burning luckily I didn't roll beforehand
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/05/13(Sat)23:47 No.27593927
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/05/13(Sat)23:47 No.27593927
>>27593889
All of a sudden as Kravchenko was about to punch Falynn, a battlecry was heard that pierced the cacophony of the battlefield.

"LEEEERRRROOYYYY!!!! JEEEEEENNKIIIIINNSSS!!!"

"What the fu...[punched in the face], says Krav"
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/05/13(Sat)23:48 No.27593940
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/05/13(Sat)23:48 No.27593940
>>27593810
You turn and try to scramble to your feet, but Kravchenko is extremely fast for such a large man. You barely even get to turn around before you feel a tug at the back of your shirt collar, which pulls you back.

"Where are you going, little girl? We haven't even started playing yet!" Kravchenko cackles as he spins you around. The world becomes a blur as he picks up speed and suddenly you feel weightless, and you realize he's just tossed you through the air like a ragdoll.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:48 No.27593946
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:48 No.27593946
Rolled 8

>>27593818
>>27593828
>>27593831

To be honest, I'm laughing on how bad she's failing. I like Faylnn but she is such a clumsy character.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/05/13(Sat)23:49 No.27593950
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/05/13(Sat)23:49 No.27593950
Rolled 9

>>27593940
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Sir Yellingbird
10/05/13(Sat)23:49 No.27593953
Sir Yellingbird 10/05/13(Sat)23:49 No.27593953
Rolled 18

>>27593940

>>27593927
Wouldn't that be
"LUUUUUCCIIIIIIINAAAAAAA! RRRRAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEZZZZZ!"
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:49 No.27593958
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:49 No.27593958
Rolled 14

>>27593940
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:49 No.27593959
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:49 No.27593959
Rolled 12

>>27593940
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:49 No.27593961
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:49 No.27593961
Rolled 12

>>27593940
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/05/13(Sat)23:50 No.27593979
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/05/13(Sat)23:50 No.27593979
>>27593946
She isn't clumsy, she just needs to be confident in her own abilities.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:50 No.27593987
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:50 No.27593987
>>27593946

Unlucky and unsure of herself.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:50 No.27593992
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:50 No.27593992
>>27593953
I'm okay with this
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/05/13(Sat)23:54 No.27594051
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/05/13(Sat)23:54 No.27594051
>>27593953
Fortunately, you've got the presence of mind to brace for your inevitable impact with something hard and painful. Slamming into the side of a parked tank was quite as painful as you feared, but the impact still knocks the air out of your lungs.

You try to reach for your assault rifle, but realize it's not there. It must have come loose while Kravchenko was flinging you around. You see him slowly approach you, that damn smile still on his face.

>There's actually some distance between you two now. Use your sidearm!
>NOPE
>OTher
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Wrenloft
10/05/13(Sat)23:54 No.27594060
Wrenloft 10/05/13(Sat)23:54 No.27594060
>>27594051
>>There's actually some distance between you two now. Use your sidearm!
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:55 No.27594070
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:55 No.27594070
>>27593946
She's not clumsy. Each mistake she makes strengthens her belief that she is a terrible human being, a waste of space. With each further mistake, she is more and more discouraged, less likely to be succeed, and the more and more deppressed she gets. I can see her lying awake at night, agonizing over all the mistakes she made in the previous day. Then comes the cutting...
At least, that's how I see it.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:55 No.27594072
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:55 No.27594072
>>27594051
>NOPE
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/05/13(Sat)23:55 No.27594073
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/05/13(Sat)23:55 No.27594073
>>27594051
>>There's actually some distance between you two now. Use your sidearm!
1...2...3...DRAW!
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:55 No.27594076
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:55 No.27594076
>>27594051
Grenade?
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:55 No.27594085
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>>27594051

>>OTher
GOKIGENYOU MOTHERFUCKER

BANG OUT

FLASHBANG AND RUN
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:56 No.27594088
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:56 No.27594088
>>27594051
>NOPE
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:56 No.27594092
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:56 No.27594092
>>27594051
>>OTher
Grenade.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/05/13(Sat)23:56 No.27594100
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/05/13(Sat)23:56 No.27594100
>>27594070
Or maybe, she becomes the berserker that Lucas didn't want to become.
>>27594076
I hope you can time it right, especially that he can see you pulling the grenade pin.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:56 No.27594101
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>>27594051
>>There's actually some distance between you two now. Use your sidearm!

Djibouti shooty don't fail us now!
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Sir Yellingbird
10/05/13(Sat)23:57 No.27594105
Sir Yellingbird 10/05/13(Sat)23:57 No.27594105
>>27594085
>>27594092
Seconding these. Except we use ALL the grenades.
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:57 No.27594109
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:57 No.27594109
Rolled 3

>>27594051
>There's actually some distance between you two now. Use your sidearm!
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:58 No.27594126
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:58 No.27594126
>>27594051

>>27594085
>>27594092

nades go
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:59 No.27594147
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:59 No.27594147
>>27594051
>GRENADES! ALL THE GRENADES!
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Anonymous
10/05/13(Sat)23:59 No.27594154
Anonymous 10/05/13(Sat)23:59 No.27594154
>>27594051
>There's actually some distance between you two now. Use your sidearm!
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:00 No.27594165
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:00 No.27594165
So what happens when he kicks the grenade we threw at him right back at us?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:00 No.27594167
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:00 No.27594167
>>27594105

Too close for frags, i think.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:00 No.27594178
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:00 No.27594178
>>27594165
>>27594167
Grenade hugs, Anons.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:01 No.27594181
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:01 No.27594181
Rolled 15

>>27594105
Not a good idea, too close for frags and he'll rush us if we cook them
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:01 No.27594184
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:01 No.27594184
>>27594165

Cook the flashbang
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:02 No.27594206
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:02 No.27594206
>>27594165
Cook the grenade.

I don't think shooting him is going to work out much better anyway.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:02 No.27594210
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:02 No.27594210
>>27594165

Hes slowly advancing right?

If falynn acts scared and scurries up against the side of the tank, she can cook the grenade behind her and toss it at close range.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:02 No.27594212
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:02 No.27594212
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>>27594165
See pic.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:02 No.27594214
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:02 No.27594214
>>27594184
>>27594206

Are we equipped with frags or flashbangs at the moment?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:03 No.27594239
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:03 No.27594239
>>27594214

Falynn is engineer. Resupply of nades, bangs and rangaids. Nade spam.

>>27594210

If hes enjoying it like he is, he'll play it up by advancing slowly. Sounds workable.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:03 No.27594248
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:03 No.27594248
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>>27594165
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:04 No.27594256
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:04 No.27594256
>>27594214
Frags, I don't know where the idea we had flashbangs come from.

>>27594239
We don't have flashbangs.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:04 No.27594260
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:04 No.27594260
>>27594214
Yes.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)00:05 No.27594302
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)00:05 No.27594302
>>27594051
You frantically pull a grenade from one of your pouches and pull the pin.

"D-don't come any closer!" You warn him as you wait for the seconds to tick by.

And then... and then Kravchenko LAUGHS. He's LAUGHING.

He then draws one of the many grenades hanging from his bandolier and pulls the pin.

"This is a very fun game, no? We shall see which one of us has the greater will!"

>Throw it now and run.
>He pulled his grenade a little late. Just wait a few more seconds!
>Other
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:06 No.27594316
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:06 No.27594316
>>27594302
>>He pulled his grenade a little late. Just wait a few more seconds!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:06 No.27594325
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:06 No.27594325
>>27594302
>He pulled his grenade a little late. Just wait a few more seconds!
I don't think there's a good end here.
>>
Sir Yellingbird
10/06/13(Sun)00:07 No.27594331
Sir Yellingbird 10/06/13(Sun)00:07 No.27594331
>>27594302
>He pulled his grenade a little late. Just wait a few more seconds!
Let's play chicken.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:07 No.27594344
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:07 No.27594344
>>27594302
>He pulled his grenade a little late. Just wait a few more seconds!
We still have the advantage, not one step backwards. No, retreating doesn't count.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:07 No.27594345
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:07 No.27594345
>>27594302

>>He pulled his grenade a little late. Just wait a few more seconds!

I think we're burning the reroll today.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:07 No.27594347
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:07 No.27594347
>>27594302
>>He pulled his grenade a little late. Just wait a few more seconds!
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)00:07 No.27594354
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)00:07 No.27594354
>>27594302
>>He pulled his grenade a little late. Just wait a few more seconds!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:08 No.27594369
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:08 No.27594369
>>27594302
>>He pulled his grenade a little late. Just wait a few more seconds!
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:09 No.27594412
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:09 No.27594412
Remember, we are fighting a guy who is willing to blow himself up.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:10 No.27594416
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:10 No.27594416
>>27594302
>>He pulled his grenade a little late. Just wait a few more seconds!
>>
Sir Yellingbird
10/06/13(Sun)00:11 No.27594436
Sir Yellingbird 10/06/13(Sun)00:11 No.27594436
>>27594412
What a coincidence. We're also willing to blow him up!
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)00:12 No.27594472
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)00:12 No.27594472
>>27594302
The seconds tick by agonizingly slow as you try to outwait Kravchenko...

>roll 1d20
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:12 No.27594475
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:12 No.27594475
I came in here with my fapping arm ready for rape basements.

Oh well, kicking up a little fuss before the inevitable is always good, too.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)00:13 No.27594480
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)00:13 No.27594480
Rolled 20

>>27594472
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:13 No.27594485
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:13 No.27594485
Rolled 12

>>27594472
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Sir Yellingbird
10/06/13(Sun)00:13 No.27594487
Sir Yellingbird 10/06/13(Sun)00:13 No.27594487
Rolled 2

>>27594472
DICE GODS
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:13 No.27594493
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:13 No.27594493
Rolled 3

>>27594472
dice
>>
Rolled 7, 14, 18 = 39

>>27594472
...
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:13 No.27594508
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:13 No.27594508
>>27594487
I DON'T LIKE YOU RIGHT NOW!!!!!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:14 No.27594517
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:14 No.27594517
>>27594487

Sheesh. Well there goes that.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:14 No.27594520
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:14 No.27594520
>>27594487

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:14 No.27594523
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:14 No.27594523
>>27594487
Hahaha.
>>27594475
HAHAHAHA!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:14 No.27594525
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:14 No.27594525
>>27594480
....MAN YOU HAVE THE STRANGEST LUCK.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:14 No.27594529
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:14 No.27594529
>>27594487
NOOOO
>>
Sir Yellingbird
10/06/13(Sun)00:14 No.27594530
Sir Yellingbird 10/06/13(Sun)00:14 No.27594530
>>27594480
HAIL WRENLOFT!

>>27594487
FUCK ME WITH A JACKHAMMER!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:15 No.27594548
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:15 No.27594548
Oh god.

1-3 critfails + weighted /tg/ dice is causing alot of pain.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:16 No.27594590
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:16 No.27594590
Well this is what happens when a quest with pretty dice luck has a MC PoV who does worse with low dice.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:17 No.27594600
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:17 No.27594600
>>27594548
I don't understand it. What is with the dice? do they want Falynn to die or soemthing? Get captured and experimented on so that she attacks her teammates?
>>
Sir Yellingbird
10/06/13(Sun)00:19 No.27594630
Sir Yellingbird 10/06/13(Sun)00:19 No.27594630
>>27594600
I don't knooooooooooooow
I'm sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:19 No.27594633
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:19 No.27594633
>>27594600
I had bad thought's about us pulling a Haji on Krevchenko last night...

And about everyone crying...
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:19 No.27594635
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:19 No.27594635
>>27594600
Well, we did still get a 12. Of course, Merc rolled much higher, so I'm not too sure how much that's worth...
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:20 No.27594653
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:20 No.27594653
>>27594600
Apparently she's doomed to be Lucas' own personal Josefina.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:20 No.27594662
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:20 No.27594662
>>27594630

you are not
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:21 No.27594679
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:21 No.27594679
>>27594600
They want Jaeger to unleash his ungodly wrath upon the world at the news of his daughter being injured . The Valkyria tremble in their boots on the thought of his true power being unleashed.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:21 No.27594688
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:21 No.27594688
>>27594679
What about Charlotte?
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)00:22 No.27594696
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)00:22 No.27594696
>>27594472
Unfortunately, Kravchenko refuses to be intimidated so you have no choice but to throw the cooked grenade at him. Kravchenko immediately retreats, but not before throwing his own grenade.

And it sails high over your head, and you begin to wonder just how bad his throwing arm is until you realize that he was aiming to throw it BEHIND you to cut off your escape. Penned in between the tightly packed rows of tanks, you've only got two directions to go: through the grenade or climb over one of the tanks.

>RUN! You might still have time to beat it!
>Try to climb over one of the tanks.
>Other
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:22 No.27594700
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:22 No.27594700
>>27594679

Him and Lucas.

Together, they crush Imperials!
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)00:22 No.27594706
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)00:22 No.27594706
>>27594696
>>RUN! You might still have time to beat it!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:22 No.27594713
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:22 No.27594713
>>27594600

What, you don't like tension? You sound like the sort of person that doesn't want Falynn turned from a sweet, bumbling girl into an abomination against man and machine, not really sure where flesh ends and iron begins.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:23 No.27594715
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:23 No.27594715
>>27594696
>RUN! You might still have time to beat it!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:23 No.27594716
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:23 No.27594716
>>27594696
>>RUN! You might still have time to beat it!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:23 No.27594723
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:23 No.27594723
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>>27594696

>>Other
KICK THE GRENADE
KICK THE GRENADE

AND RUN
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:23 No.27594728
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:23 No.27594728
>>27594696
>RUN! You might still have time to beat it!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:24 No.27594731
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:24 No.27594731
>Try to climb over one of the tanks.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)00:24 No.27594732
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)00:24 No.27594732
>>27594723
Ok, changing vote to this.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:24 No.27594736
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:24 No.27594736
>>27594713
I'm just baffled at the weird dice rolls we've been getting. Sometimes we'll get crit success that will be cancelled out with a crit fail. Or a string of crit fails that makes everything worse
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:24 No.27594737
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:24 No.27594737
>>27594696
>Retrieve gun and advance
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:24 No.27594753
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:24 No.27594753
Rolled 3

>>27594696
>RUN! You might still have time to beat it
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:26 No.27594793
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:26 No.27594793
2s and 3s have been the most frequent rolls since we assumed control.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:27 No.27594817
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:27 No.27594817
>>27594736

Falynns potential made a 5.26% chance of a critfail appearing become a 17.5% chance.
>>
Sir Yellingbird
10/06/13(Sun)00:28 No.27594846
Sir Yellingbird 10/06/13(Sun)00:28 No.27594846
>>27594723
I offer my support to this, no matter how little that means at the moment.

WHAT MUST I DO TO EASE THIS BURDEN IN MY SOUL
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:29 No.27594859
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:29 No.27594859
>>27594846

Throw yourself on the grenade
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:29 No.27594867
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:29 No.27594867
>>27594846
Roll an 18 ~ 20
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)00:31 No.27594889
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)00:31 No.27594889
>>27594867
small odds
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:34 No.27594937
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:34 No.27594937
>>27594696
>RUN! You might still have time to beat it!
>>27594817
Falynn is clumsy moe
>>
Sir Yellingbird
10/06/13(Sun)00:34 No.27594949
Sir Yellingbird 10/06/13(Sun)00:34 No.27594949
Rolled 19

>>27594859
Okay, besides that.
>>27594889
Oh really? Check it.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:35 No.27594959
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:35 No.27594959
>>27594949
....You should go write something.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:35 No.27594960
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:35 No.27594960
>>27594949
What sort of demon are you?
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)00:35 No.27594962
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)00:35 No.27594962
>>27594696
You still have precious seconds to beat Kravchenko's grenade. You spin on your hell and sprint as fast as you can.

>roll 1d20
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:35 No.27594964
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:35 No.27594964
>>27594949
.....Yer digging your own grave here.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:35 No.27594966
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:35 No.27594966
>>27594949

Wow, that's irony for you.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:35 No.27594967
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:35 No.27594967
Rolled 11

>>27594962
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594975
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594975
Rolled 1

>>27594962
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594976
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594976
Rolled 7

>>27594962
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594977
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594977
Rolled 18

>>27594962
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594979
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594979
Rolled 8

>>27594962
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594982
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594982
Rolled 16

>>27594975
yeah...
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594983
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594983
>>27594975
>>27594967
>>27594976
Welp, Falynn is suffering.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594986
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:36 No.27594986
>>27594975
FUCKING WRENLOFT
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27594987
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27594987
Rolled 6

>>27594962
And of course I burned my cooldown right when there's a roll...
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27594991
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27594991
>>27594967
>>27594975
>>27594976
RIP Falynn
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27594993
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27594993
Rolled 5

>>27594975

WRENLOFFFFFFFFYTTTTTTTTT

FFFUFUFFFFUUUUFSSFSGE eresesfseg
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27594994
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27594994
The worst parts is the waiting after a flubbed roll. Off to a great start so far.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27594995
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27594995
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>>27594967
>>27594975
>>27594976

Oh man, I feel so terrible about actually wanting to see Falynn get the shit beaten out of her.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27594999
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27594999
>>27594975
"And that's where my story ends."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27595002
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:37 No.27595002
>>27594975
Well time for a sacrifice the dice gods are upset
>>
Sir Yellingbird
10/06/13(Sun)00:38 No.27595006
Sir Yellingbird 10/06/13(Sun)00:38 No.27595006
>>27594975
Shit.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:38 No.27595010
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:38 No.27595010
Rolled 13

If wrenloft didnt post, that 18 would have been in.

Fuck this gay earth.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:38 No.27595011
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:38 No.27595011
>>27594995

I'm so sorry to say that I share the sentiment.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:39 No.27595023
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:39 No.27595023
>>27595002

No, no. Falynn IS the sacrifice.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:39 No.27595025
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:39 No.27595025
Rolled 10

>>27595002
I have some apples... and some paranoid theories of what's going to happen falynn if things don't look up.

Most of them involve turning her into a Ragnite Nova 6 zombie and her comrades having to put her out of her misery
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:39 No.27595027
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:39 No.27595027
>>27595011
I reaaaallly hope that someone like Jenkins comes to save us.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:39 No.27595028
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:39 No.27595028
Rolled 14

>>27594975
these are one of the times, I wonder why we did not pick edwin or lucina....
>>
Sir Yellingbird
10/06/13(Sun)00:39 No.27595032
Sir Yellingbird 10/06/13(Sun)00:39 No.27595032
All in favor of reroll, say 'oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck'.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:39 No.27595033
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:39 No.27595033
I think we are all missing nightmare inducing reality. Imagine what Jager will do when one of his daughters dies...
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:40 No.27595041
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:40 No.27595041
>>27595032

More rolls to fail isn't going to help now!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:40 No.27595042
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:40 No.27595042
>>27595032
Merc will tell us, right?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:40 No.27595045
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:40 No.27595045
Rolled 7

>>27595032
Oh shit fuck shit fuck god damn that's a grenade we rolled a 7 on.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:41 No.27595061
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:41 No.27595061
>>27595033
Oh shit.
This little jungle shit-hole is FUCKED. It's gonna be like this:
"How do I know you Demons are as good as you say?"
"Ever heard of San Salvacion?"
"Can't say I have."
"Exactly."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:41 No.27595064
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:41 No.27595064
Rolled 9

>>27594975

STOP ROLLING YOU FUCK
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:41 No.27595065
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:41 No.27595065
>>27595045
YOU AREN'T HELPING
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)00:41 No.27595066
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)00:41 No.27595066
>>27595032
>'oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck'
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:41 No.27595069
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:41 No.27595069
Rolled 12

>>27595045
Irony?

Answer us oh dice gods
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:41 No.27595070
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:41 No.27595070
>>27595032
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:42 No.27595074
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:42 No.27595074
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>>27594975
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:42 No.27595084
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:42 No.27595084
>>27595033

More afraid of Char's fury. I bet she's pissed right now Simo separated them, God forbid anything happen like this right now.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:42 No.27595090
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:42 No.27595090
>>27595033
The whole academy and a couple armies steamrolling the whole place? Ragnite nerve-gas perhaps?
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)00:43 No.27595122
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)00:43 No.27595122
>>27594962
Well uh, getting a 7 on trying to outrun a grenade is pretty damn bad, but certainly not LETHAL.

You have one reroll. Do you dare use it?

>Yes
>No
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:44 No.27595129
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:44 No.27595129
ahahahahahhahaha. How is not playing edwin doing? isnt it fun playing with a 1-3 critfail rate? i havent laughed this hard in ages
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:44 No.27595133
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:44 No.27595133
>>27595122
YES!
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:44 No.27595134
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:44 No.27595134
>>27595122
>>Yes
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)00:44 No.27595135
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)00:44 No.27595135
>>27595122
>>Yes
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:44 No.27595137
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:44 No.27595137
>>27595122
I uhh...I don't know man, I say
>Yes
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:44 No.27595139
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:44 No.27595139
Rolled 14

>>27595122

YES

Oh god, Merc telling us to reroll means its bad.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595150
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595150
>>27595122
Yes.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595156
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595156
>>27595122
>Yes
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595157
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595157
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>>27595135
YOU DO NOT ROLL!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595158
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595158
Rolled 2

>>27595122
>Yes

We might lose a limb
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595170
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595170
Rolled 4

>>27595129

Edwin would be boring.

This is terrifying.

Terrifyingly fun.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595172
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595172
>>27595129

Are you kidding me? Speaking as one of the guys who voted for Edwin, I'm genuinely loving the critfails. It adds a very real sense of danger to the whole situation. My only regret is that we can't play Falynn all the time.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595179
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:45 No.27595179
>>27595122
I want to say no, because we've got ragnaid and it's not FATAL, but...
>Yes
Drawfags, your time is now!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:46 No.27595194
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:46 No.27595194
>>27595122
>Yes.
Summon the drawfags!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:46 No.27595197
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:46 No.27595197
Rolled 11

/R/ WRITEFAGS/DRAWFAGS FOR MORE REROLLS PLS
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:47 No.27595202
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:47 No.27595202
>>27595179

Still time for Kravchenko to catch up to us and beat seven shades of shit out of us.

While we're already badly injured and in pain.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:48 No.27595222
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:48 No.27595222
Good, good. Use the reroll now so we can't escape from when we fail the roll to escape his crushing grip around our thin neck.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:48 No.27595227
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:48 No.27595227
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>>27595157
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:50 No.27595241
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:50 No.27595241
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>>27595222
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:50 No.27595244
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:50 No.27595244
>>27595222
any suggestion for desperation music? I feel that it would be appropriate to recommend some bgm
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)00:50 No.27595252
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)00:50 No.27595252
>>27595122
Okay, REROLL TIME.

Remember, I will only take the FIRST reroll, and it will only count if it is higher than the current result.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:51 No.27595257
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:51 No.27595257
>>27595122
Nah. It's fine. The scars will be a good icebreaker.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:51 No.27595260
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:51 No.27595260
Rolled 12

>>27595252
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:51 No.27595267
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:51 No.27595267
Rolled 16

>>27595252
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:52 No.27595274
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:52 No.27595274
>>27595260
Well thats...That's good...Right Merc?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:52 No.27595275
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:52 No.27595275
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>>27595260
>>27595267
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:52 No.27595276
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:52 No.27595276
>>27595260
Good enough...[massive sigh]
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:52 No.27595277
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:52 No.27595277
>>27595260
That's... Well, it's better than a 7.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:52 No.27595285
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:52 No.27595285
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>>27595260
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:52 No.27595290
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:52 No.27595290
>>27595275
ITS BETTER THEN A 7 SHUT THE FUCK UP
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:53 No.27595302
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:53 No.27595302
>>27595285
YOROKOBE SHOUJO
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:53 No.27595307
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:53 No.27595307
>>27595290
I think that slowpoke is sighing.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:53 No.27595315
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:53 No.27595315
>>27595296
Kotomine will then at least REJOICE
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:54 No.27595317
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:54 No.27595317
>>27595244
It's 8:52 where I am, anon. If we start playing music Falynn is doomed to die in a badass way and ascend to the glory of GARhalla.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2AxpaH56WY
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:54 No.27595320
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:54 No.27595320
I'm starting to think this whole quest is cursed.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:54 No.27595325
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:54 No.27595325
Running around failing rolls isn't doing us any good. Should we engage and start failing rolls? Unless we can stall for time until somebody from our squad finally gets here.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:55 No.27595330
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:55 No.27595330
>>27595325
Maybe we should radio in help...did that occur to anyone?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:55 No.27595340
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:55 No.27595340
>>27595320
We do fine when we aren't Falynn, I think the dice are just being in character.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:55 No.27595341
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:55 No.27595341
>>27595320
The previous one was blessed, though. So our luck is just averaging out. Eventually it'll stop.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:55 No.27595342
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:55 No.27595342
>>27595320

No, it's just that we're just that fucking outmatched by Kravchenko.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:55 No.27595344
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:55 No.27595344
Rolled 18

>>27595330

Alot of posts have been calling for morgan.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:56 No.27595356
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:56 No.27595356
>>27595330
No time! Gotta go fast!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)00:56 No.27595361
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)00:56 No.27595361
>>27595340
Lucas didn't have much better luck either, it's just that most of the fails are in non-critical situations or smoothed over with Optimism.

>>27595342
the rolls have been pretty bad for a while.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)00:59 No.27595402
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)00:59 No.27595402
We should just shoot him now.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:07 No.27595535
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:07 No.27595535
>>27595344
STOP ROLLING UNNECESSARILY
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)01:08 No.27595565
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)01:08 No.27595565
>>27595260
As you try to sprint past the grenade, you realize that it's landed right in front of you. Thinking quickly, you kick it to the side and it clatters underneath one of the tanks.

Well, you mostly successful in avoiding the grenade. Mostly. The device explodes literally a split second after you kick it away, knocking you down.

You're... you're not sure how much time passes, but when you regain consciousness, all you can feel is pain. Groaning, you pick yourself up from the ground and wince from pain. Your armor has mostly protected you from the shrapnel, but not the shock from the blast, and it feels like your gut's been put through a blender. There's also some nasty cuts on your brow, constantly leaking blood into your right eye and you keep habitually wiping away at it.

You look around, but Kravchenko is nowhere in sight. There's a small crater where your grenade used to be, but no sign of him.

You check your bag and see that you've got about five ragnaids left. Maybe you should use one...?

>He might still be around. Find some place to hide.
>Radio for help.
>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.
>Other
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:09 No.27595577
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:09 No.27595577
>>27595565
>>Radio for help.
Get Lucina here NOW.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:09 No.27595582
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:09 No.27595582
>>27595565
>>Radio for help.
>>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:09 No.27595587
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:09 No.27595587
>>27595565

>>Radio for help.
>>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)01:09 No.27595588
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)01:09 No.27595588
>>27595565
>>He might still be around. Find some place to hide.

>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:09 No.27595591
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:09 No.27595591
>>27595565
>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:10 No.27595592
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:10 No.27595592
>>27595565
>>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.

Heal up first, then run.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:10 No.27595605
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:10 No.27595605
If I remember correctly, Ragnaid produces a bright blue glow when used.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:10 No.27595610
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:10 No.27595610
>>27595565
>He might still be around. Find some place to hide.

I don't think he's dead guys.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:10 No.27595611
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:10 No.27595611
>>27595565
>Radio for help.
>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.

If we can't multitask then radio in your situation.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:11 No.27595618
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:11 No.27595618
>>27595565
>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.

Man, how the fuck has he not captured us by now?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:11 No.27595626
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:11 No.27595626
>>27595565
>>Radio for help.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:13 No.27595649
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:13 No.27595649
>>27595605
And being wounded often produces a nice red puddle after the bad guy catches you.
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Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)01:13 No.27595651
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)01:13 No.27595651
>>27595565
>Radio for help
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:13 No.27595660
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:13 No.27595660
>>27595565
Move to the crater. It's the last place you'd expect someone to be.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:14 No.27595668
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:14 No.27595668
>>27595565
>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:14 No.27595670
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:14 No.27595670
>>27595565
>>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:15 No.27595677
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:15 No.27595677
Rolled 5

>>27595565
>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.
>He might still be around. Find some place to hide.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:15 No.27595689
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:15 No.27595689
>>27595565
>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:20 No.27595767
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:20 No.27595767
>>27595565
>He might still be around. Find some place to hide.
>Radio for help.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:22 No.27595797
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:22 No.27595797
>>27595565
>Use a ragnaid, you're not going to get far wounded.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)01:22 No.27595807
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)01:22 No.27595807
>>27595565
You start trembling. You're not going to get far hurt like this, so you quickly grab a ragnaid and pop it, the soft blue glow giving you some relief. The cut over your eye also closes up so you can actually see out of it now.

>roll 1d20
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:22 No.27595816
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:22 No.27595816
Rolled 18

>>27595807
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)01:23 No.27595821
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)01:23 No.27595821
Rolled 8

>>27595807
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:23 No.27595823
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:23 No.27595823
Rolled 11

>>27595807
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:23 No.27595828
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:23 No.27595828
>>27595816
Nice!
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:23 No.27595830
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:23 No.27595830
>>27595816
>>27595821
>>27595823
I shall be busy for the next 2 minutes appeasing my machine spirit, as should everyone on tg.
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)01:24 No.27595831
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)01:24 No.27595831
>>27595816
Finally.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:24 No.27595832
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:24 No.27595832
>>27595816

Phew
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:24 No.27595834
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:24 No.27595834
Rolled 15

>>27595816
>>27595821
>>27595823

Holy shit we made it!
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Spectral Ops
10/06/13(Sun)01:24 No.27595835
Spectral Ops 10/06/13(Sun)01:24 No.27595835
Rolled 11

>>27595807
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:24 No.27595845
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:24 No.27595845
>>27595816
Offerings of apples seem to be working?

I'm using a Honey Crisp here
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)01:25 No.27595854
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)01:25 No.27595854
>>27595834
we're not out of the woods yet.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:25 No.27595859
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:25 No.27595859
>>27595845
I'm dusting my computer to appease it.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:27 No.27595877
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:27 No.27595877
>>27595854
Hell, I just meant through one roll.

One step at a time.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:31 No.27595928
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:31 No.27595928
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)01:34 No.27595999
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)01:34 No.27595999
>>27595816
Suddenly you hear something moving behind you and you turn in time to see Kravchenko standing atop the tank behind you, that predatory smile still on his face. From the cuts and scorch marks, it seems he didn't get away from your grenade unscathed either, but it doesn't look like the wounds bother him at all.

"Oh, good, you're still alive, little girl." Kravchenko laughs. "It would be a shame for this game to end so soon!"

You shriek and terror and start to run.

>Call for help!
>Fire some potshots at him.
>Drop a grenade.
>Other
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596007
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596007
>>27595999
>>Fire some potshots at him.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596020
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596020
>>27595999
>>Fire some potshots at him.

Double tap, Falynn!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596024
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596024
>>27595999
>Call for help!

Grenades are not our friend people!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596027
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596027
>>27595999
>>Call for help!
>>Fire some potshots at him.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596028
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596028
>>27595999
>Fire some potshots at him.
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596034
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596034
>>27595999
>>Call for help!
>Drop a grenade.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596036
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:35 No.27596036
>>27595999
>Drop a grenade.

HUEHUEHUE
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:36 No.27596038
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:36 No.27596038
>>27596007
>>27596020

I've yet to see someone outsmart a bullet.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:36 No.27596039
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:36 No.27596039
>>27595999
>Fire some potshots at him.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:36 No.27596043
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:36 No.27596043
>Call for help!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:36 No.27596045
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:36 No.27596045
>>27595999
PROTECT OUR EYES!
>Call for help!
>Fire some potshots at him.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:36 No.27596054
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:36 No.27596054
>>27595999
>Fire some potshots at him.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:36 No.27596055
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:36 No.27596055
>>27595999
>Fire some potshots at him.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:37 No.27596056
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:37 No.27596056
>>27595999
>Fire some potshots at him.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:37 No.27596065
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:37 No.27596065
>>27595999
>>Call for help!
Morgan!!
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:37 No.27596073
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:37 No.27596073
Will our knight in shining armor be the Corgi that we told to nap over by the end of the base?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:39 No.27596101
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:39 No.27596101
>>27595999
>Fire some potshots at him.

Loving the Dorf Fortress FUN.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:39 No.27596104
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:39 No.27596104
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at this rate, Faylnn's gonna have to fall asleep stroking Lucas' fluffy hair to calm herself down...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:39 No.27596114
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:39 No.27596114
>>27596073
Only if does it accidentally.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:40 No.27596125
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:40 No.27596125
>>27596104

I am ok with this
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:42 No.27596163
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:42 No.27596163
>>27596104
I don't think she's ever going to sleep again.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:44 No.27596201
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:44 No.27596201
>>27596163
She'll get plenty of sleep being unconscious in the rape basement.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:45 No.27596218
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:45 No.27596218
>>27596201
wrong one
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)01:45 No.27596221
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)01:45 No.27596221
>>27595999
As you sprint down the row of vehicles, you can hear Kravchenko's loud footsteps coming closer and closer. You pull out your sidearm and fire it wildly behind you.

>roll 3d20
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:45 No.27596234
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:45 No.27596234
Rolled 20, 3, 16 = 39

>>27596221
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:45 No.27596241
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:45 No.27596241
Rolled 12, 2, 19 = 33

>>27596221

shiiiiiit
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:45 No.27596243
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:45 No.27596243
Rolled 20, 18, 19 = 57

>>27596221
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596244
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596244
Rolled 3, 4, 17 = 24

>>27596221
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596246
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596246
Rolled 9, 17, 7 = 33

>>27596221
dakka fail me not
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596247
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596247
Rolled 13, 10, 20 = 43

>>27596221
BANG BANG BANG
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596253
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596253
>>27596243
Mad skills, bro!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596254
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596254
>>27596243
We got dis.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596255
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596255
>>27596243
!!!!!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596257
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596257
>>27596243
GREAT!

Our rituals are working
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596258
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596258
>>27596243
I LOVE YOU (No homo)
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596259
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:46 No.27596259
Rolled 7, 5, 14 = 26

>>27596243

ANON I FUCKING LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)01:47 No.27596261
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)01:47 No.27596261
>>27596243
I feel, relieved...
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:47 No.27596274
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:47 No.27596274
>>27595999

OFFER SELF TO HIM. THEN WE KICK HIM IN THE NUTS
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:47 No.27596284
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:47 No.27596284
>>27596257
My Tank's Enginseer has ordered me to continue rituals and prayer until the complete end of this thread.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:47 No.27596286
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:47 No.27596286
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>>27596243
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:48 No.27596299
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:48 No.27596299
>>27596243
One to the head and two to the chest. Based anon.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:48 No.27596307
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:48 No.27596307
>>27596274
No, we use our duct tape to make a frag into a sticky and throw it at his crotch.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:49 No.27596314
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:49 No.27596314
We drop a grenade on his ass before we leave.

Given us enough grief.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:49 No.27596330
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:49 No.27596330
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>>27596243
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:49 No.27596335
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:49 No.27596335
>>27596314
What will Reznov say/do when he hears the news?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:50 No.27596339
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:50 No.27596339
>>27596314
Kravchenko is immune to explosions
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)01:50 No.27596348
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)01:50 No.27596348
>>27596243
You see three solid hits on Kravchenko's chest. The man grunts and falls backward and doesn't move.

You pause for a second, your trembling hands attempting to reload your pistol and failing pretty bad. For what seems like an eternity, you stand there looking at Kravchenko's body, unsure if he was dead or not.

>Get closer. You have to make sure.
>Screw it just keep running.
>Other
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:50 No.27596350
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:50 No.27596350
>>27596339
So is Woods, but that's because of his potential, "You Can't Kill Me!"
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596356
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596356
>>27596348
>RUN!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596357
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596357
>>27596335

Be happy he is dead. Sad that he didn't get to do the dead.

>>27596348

>Other
FRAG OUT
AND RUN
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596362
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596362
>>27596335
He shall celebrate with vodka, patriotic songs of the Motherland and hug Falynn
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596364
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596364
>>27596348
>>Other
Prepare explosives. Lots of explosives.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596375
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596375
>>27596314

We tape it to him, just so he doesn't send us any last minute presents.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596378
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596378
>>27596348
>>Screw it just keep running.
GTFO
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596381
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596381
>>27596348
Shoot him some more.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596383
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596383
>>27596348
>Screw it just keep running.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596385
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596385
>>27596348
>Other
>EMPTY A MAGAZINE IN HIM AND DROP A GRENADE
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596386
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:51 No.27596386
>>27596348
>>Screw it just keep running.

There's no way he's dead and if we get closer he gets us. RUN! YOU FOOLS!
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596389
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596389
>>27596348
>>Other
Make a sticky grenade and throw it at him.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596393
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596393
>>27596348

>Other
Frag his ass or unload clip into his unmoving body

Then get out of town

>>27596375

That gets too close. DONT GET CLOSE
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596396
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596396
>>27596348
>Get no closer. Unload another mag as best you can. Run
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596397
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596397
>>27596348
'nade him and RUN
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596400
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596400
>>27596348
Check for a pulse, with bullets
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596403
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596403
>>27596348
THROW ANOTHER GRENADE AT HIM AND RUN OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK WHERE IS OUR BACKUP
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596411
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:52 No.27596411
>>27596348
>>Get closer. You have to make sure.

Hold on--let's check for a pulse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8JHmjKI0Io
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:53 No.27596415
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:53 No.27596415
>>27596393
yeah, just shoot the crap out of him and run
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:53 No.27596426
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:53 No.27596426
>>27596348
>Screw it just keep running.
>>
Rolled 14, 14, 10 = 38

>>27596348
...
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:53 No.27596438
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:53 No.27596438
>>27596348
>Toss grenade. Haul ass.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:54 No.27596440
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:54 No.27596440
>>27596428
HUE
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:54 No.27596442
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:54 No.27596442
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>>27596243
Some motherfuckin GIRL POWER right here.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:54 No.27596443
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:54 No.27596443
>>27596348
>Other
Check with additional bullets
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:54 No.27596452
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:54 No.27596452
>>27596428
Should we worry?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:54 No.27596455
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:54 No.27596455
>>27596348
>Screw it just keep running.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:54 No.27596459
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:54 No.27596459
>>27596428

oh fekt
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:55 No.27596473
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:55 No.27596473
>>27596348
>>Screw it just keep running.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)01:55 No.27596478
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)01:55 No.27596478
>>27596348
>>27596428
You aim your handgun and unload your clip at him. No way in hell you're getting close to his body.

>roll 3d20
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:55 No.27596482
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:55 No.27596482
Rolled 8, 2, 7 = 17

>>27596478
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596486
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596486
Rolled 14, 17, 12 = 43

>>27596478
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596490
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596490
Rolled 16, 14, 2 = 32

>>27596478
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596491
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596491
Rolled 2, 17, 14 = 33

>>27596478
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596493
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596493
Rolled 3, 11, 13 = 27

>>27596478
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596494
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596494
>>27596348
>>Screw it just keep running.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596496
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596496
Rolled 5, 11, 17 = 33

>>27596478
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596498
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596498
Rolled 17, 14, 4 = 35

>>27596478
Rolling.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596502
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596502
>>27596348
>Screw it just keep running.

AND DON'T LOOK BACK.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596508
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596508
Rolled 18, 20, 20 = 58

>>27596478
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596513
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:56 No.27596513
Rolled 18, 7, 7 = 32

>>27596482
Looks like my luck is running out. [rituals intensify]
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:57 No.27596522
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:57 No.27596522
>>27596508

Well that would've been nice.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:57 No.27596523
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:57 No.27596523
Rolled 7, 7, 8 = 22

>>27596486

Noice

>>27596508

sonofav...
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)01:57 No.27596524
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)01:57 No.27596524
>>27596508
bollocks
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:57 No.27596535
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:57 No.27596535
Rolled 16, 12, 17 = 45

>>27596508
BWAHAHA (actually laughing and crying tears of despair)
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:58 No.27596540
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:58 No.27596540
>>27596508
Well... you win some, you lose some, and other times, you don't know what the hell just happened.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:58 No.27596549
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:58 No.27596549
>>27596486
Beat 2 rolls and tied 1 that's good.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:58 No.27596561
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:58 No.27596561
>>27596534
?
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)01:59 No.27596572
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)01:59 No.27596572
>>27596549
So I would assume that Merc's roll was for Kravchenko's toughness.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:59 No.27596585
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:59 No.27596585
>>27596508
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LVZjKxNlmA
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)01:59 No.27596589
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)01:59 No.27596589
Rolled 2, 18, 13 = 33

>>27596572

Well we're shooting at a prone person.

Should have situational bonuses to the shooting too
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:00 No.27596597
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:00 No.27596597
>>27596561

look at the time posted bro
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:01 No.27596623
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:01 No.27596623
Rolled 11, 14, 11 = 36

>>27596597

Nothing particularly new for VMQ
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:03 No.27596666
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:03 No.27596666
>>27596623
Nothing new for 4chan in general.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)02:04 No.27596676
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)02:04 No.27596676
>>27596486
Unfortunately, your arms are still trembling, so your aim isn't so good, especially with the distance you're at. You do manage to score a hit on his shoulder though.

And he grunts in pain.

The grunted in pain.

He was STILL ALIVE.

He slowly gets to his feet and spits out some blood and gives you a crimson, toothy grin.

"That was some very good shooting, little girl. I probably would have died if it were for this."

He then reaches under his shirt pulls out a ceramic chestplate, cracked and dented in three spots where your bullets hit. He tosses the plate the aside and reaches into his belt.

"And you are not the only one to have ragnaids, too."

And with that, all the little gains you had made were undone by one blue flash of light. Kravchenko stretches his neck and arms.

"We shall continue the game, da?"

>Reload and shoot. Reload and shoot!
>Use a frag.
>Flee!
>Other
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:04 No.27596693
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:04 No.27596693
>>27596676
>>Flee!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:04 No.27596696
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:04 No.27596696
>>27596676
>Flee!
At this point, this is probably the action most people would take.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)02:04 No.27596702
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)02:04 No.27596702
>>27596676
>>Use a frag.
>>Flee!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:04 No.27596703
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:04 No.27596703
>>27596676
>>Flee!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:05 No.27596704
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:05 No.27596704
Rolled 7, 18, 4 = 29

>>27596676
>>Flee!

Oh fuck oh god oh doom on us
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:05 No.27596706
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:05 No.27596706
>>27596676
>>Reload and shoot. Reload and shoot!
Aim for the head!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:06 No.27596729
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:06 No.27596729
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>>27596676
>Flee!
OH GOD NO ITS ROBERTA ALL OVER AGAIN!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:06 No.27596730
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:06 No.27596730
>>27596676

OFFER SELF TO HIM
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:06 No.27596731
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:06 No.27596731
>>27596706

Not with her shaky aim.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:06 No.27596732
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:06 No.27596732
>>27596676
>Flee!

WE SHOULD HAVE RUN YOU FUCKERS!

Also, totally loving Kravchenko here.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:06 No.27596740
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:06 No.27596740
>>27596676
I told you to run, but noooo! Let's shoot the prone man instead!

Idiots.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:06 No.27596748
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:06 No.27596748
>>27596676
>Use a frag.

He just tossed the plat he's vulnerable to shrapnel.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:07 No.27596754
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:07 No.27596754
>>27596676
>Flee!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:07 No.27596758
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:07 No.27596758
>>27596729
DONT GIVE MERC IDEAS! WE DO NOT NEED TO HAVE BLOODHOUND AFTER OUR HAIR!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:07 No.27596769
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:07 No.27596769
>>27596676

SURRENDER.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:07 No.27596775
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:07 No.27596775
I TOLD YOU FUCKERS TO THROW A GRENADE!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:08 No.27596781
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:08 No.27596781
>>27596676
>>Use a frag.
>>Flee!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:08 No.27596786
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:08 No.27596786
>>27596758
Oh come on!

I wanna see Roberta and Chiquita in a knife fight!

Winner gets Lucas and his fluffy hair!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:08 No.27596788
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:08 No.27596788
>>27596676
>>Flee!

THE DEVIL HIMSELF IS AFTER US!!!!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596797
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596797
>>27596676
>Flee!

>finally roll good
>lol I can heal too

The never ending struggle.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596798
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596798
>>27596676
>>Flee!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596799
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596799
>>27596696
>>Use a frag.
>>Flee!

This he can out run us so slow him down
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596804
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596804
>>27596676
>Use a frag.
>Flee!

Use the frag to cover our retreat as we bravely runaway!
>>
Rolled 3, 14, 5 = 22

>>27596676
Again, you spin on your heel and try to flee. You have to get out of here. Maybe if you can get clear of all this damn smoke Morgan and Edwin would be able to see that you're in trouble...

>roll 1d20
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596810
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596810
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>>27596786
yeeeees
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596814
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596814
Rolled 5

>>27596807
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596816
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)02:09 No.27596816
>>27596807
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596821
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596821
Rolled 3

>>27596807
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596824
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596824
Rolled 2

>>27596807
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596826
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596826
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>>27596758
Oh we don't, don't we? With Roberta comes Fabiola. And Fabiola is delicious.
>>27596786
Roberta would win. Chiquita is good, but Roberta makes the the mother fucking Terminator.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596829
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596829
>>27596676
>Flee!

Run, RUN, RUNNNNNN!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596830
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596830
Rolled 8

>>27596807
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596831
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596831
Rolled 3

>>27596807
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596837
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596837
>>27596807
Yeah... dice isn't letting us go
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596838
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:10 No.27596838
>>27596814
>>27596821
>>27596824
Aw crap
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596843
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596843
Rolled 6

>>27596814
>>27596821
>>27596824

D:
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596847
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596847
Rolled 6

>>27596807
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596848
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596848
>>27596814
>>27596821
>>27596824
FUCK!! FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596852
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596852
>>27596814
>>27596821
>>27596824
rape basement here we come
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596854
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596854
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>>27596814
>>27596821
>>27596824
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596856
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596856
It's like people want her to die (she should have ran in the first place but no....)
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596858
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:11 No.27596858
>>27596814
>>27596821
>>27596824
well
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:12 No.27596870
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:12 No.27596870
DRAWFAGS WHERE ARE YOU
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:12 No.27596885
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:12 No.27596885
>>27596826
Nah, I give them even odds. We never see Chiquita in anything resembling an even fight so we don't know how good she actually is.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596888
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596888
She's getting all the PTSD.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596890
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596890
>>27596814
>>27596821
>>27596824
>>27596830
>>27596831
>>27596843
>>27596847
Don't even know what to say.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596897
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596897
I think the message the dice gods are trying to send us is clear. Running isn't going to help Faylnn develop the way she has to. She has to face her fear.

The best way out is through.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596903
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596903
>>27596870
Drawing takes time.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596904
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596904
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>>27596826
AUGH every time I see that it makes me cringe
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596908
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596908
I sure am glad nobody in our squad is worried about us right now.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596911
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:13 No.27596911
>>27596897
oh if that was the case shooting teh guy would have been more effective.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:14 No.27596913
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:14 No.27596913
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Rolled 1

>>27596814
>>27596821
>>27596824

guys I figured out who we are fighting.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:14 No.27596916
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:14 No.27596916
>>27596890
I like to imagine that Wrenloft's roll would have been a 20.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:14 No.27596925
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:14 No.27596925
>>27596916
He did not actually roll. It was "Drop a grenade"
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:15 No.27596929
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:15 No.27596929
All aboard the HUE train!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:15 No.27596942
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:15 No.27596942
>>27596929
There's nothing funny about this though.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:16 No.27596962
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:16 No.27596962
>>27596942
Maybe for you. I'm laughing my ass off.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:16 No.27596968
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:16 No.27596968
>>27596942
>>27596854

I am actually doing exactly what my image suggests.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:16 No.27596972
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:16 No.27596972
>>27596890
I knew eating the apple that I offered to the dice gods was a bad idea.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:17 No.27596977
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:17 No.27596977
>>27596942

I also think it's gone beyond that point. 3s might be pushing it for Pessimist, but whatever thems the rules. I just want to get out of this situation now.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:18 No.27596995
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:18 No.27596995
>>27596977
At this rate Falynn shouldn't have made it through training at all.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:18 No.27596996
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:18 No.27596996
>>27596977
with anon's typical intellegence? we'll be lucky if she makes it out intact.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:19 No.27597012
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:19 No.27597012
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>>27596824
>>27596821
>>27596814
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:19 No.27597015
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:19 No.27597015
>>27596995
In that case, neither should Morgan. She has an astounding talent to never hit anything, remember?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:19 No.27597016
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:19 No.27597016
>>27596977

hahahaha this is amazing. Amazing my friends. though our luck will turn around I feel it in my bones.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:20 No.27597035
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:20 No.27597035
>>27596995

Not her fault she's fighting the Russian Terminator. By anyone's standards she's doing ridiculously well.
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)02:20 No.27597037
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)02:20 No.27597037
>>27597016
don't jinx it
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:20 No.27597042
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:20 No.27597042
>>27597016
And anon's stupidity would squander it on hijinks.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:20 No.27597043
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:20 No.27597043
>>27597016

Yes when we meet the general and decides we are too pretty for testing.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:22 No.27597061
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:22 No.27597061
>>27597043

ou la la how sexy.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:23 No.27597081
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:23 No.27597081
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>>27596885
Roberta wiped out an entire American special ops team using a museum piece.
She BROKE Sawyer's chainsaw with those Sistema Colts she always carries around. IN MELEE.
Roberta has Godmode enabled.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:23 No.27597091
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:23 No.27597091
>>27597043
Or given our stubborness and skill, we are the ultimate test subject.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:24 No.27597103
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:24 No.27597103
>>27596904
It's the reactions from the rest of the room that really sell the PAIN the guy must be in.
And then she wrecks the whore house above the Flag by putting a 40mm through the ceiling.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)02:24 No.27597111
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)02:24 No.27597111
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>>27596824
You try to run, but with you weighed down with all the engineering gear you're carrying, doubled with the fact that Kravchenko is now lighter without his protective chestplate, he catches up to you in seconds, tackling you from behind and slamming you into the side of a tank, pinning you there with one his powerful arms.

"You must learn to run faster, little girl." Kravchenko says, his breath hot and filthy against the back of your neck. "Perhaps I can help you in that matter."

The first thing he takes is your gun. He pulls it out of your hands, ejects the magazine, and tosses the weapon away into the distance. He then takes his own handgun and tosses it away as well.

"To make things fair." He says.

The next thing he takes is your armor. With one great tug and he tears off the protective plates guarding your chest and back. You're already in tears at this point, sobbing uncontrollably.

"Falynn, Falynn, do you read?" You hear Hudson's voice crackle from your radio. "Falynn, are you there? We're headed for the rendezvous."

"Oh, you have comrades here?" Kravchenko smiles. "Then again, I probably should have suspected. There is no way a silly little girl like you could sneak in here by yourself, correct?"

That really hits you in the emotional gut and you start sobbing even more.

(cont)
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)02:26 No.27597134
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)02:26 No.27597134
>>27597111
"Falynn?" Hudson calls again.

"That voice..." Kravchenko furrows his brow and them smiles in recognition. He takes the radio from your belt and activates. "Agent Hudson, is that you? I recognize that voice from anywhere! It's been so long!"

"....Kravchenko." You hear Hudson say. A statement, not a question.

"Such a small world, for us to meet like this in Erusea!" Kravchenko laughs. "Though I never thought you'd be desperate enough to recruit little girls to your team! Tell me, how is Bowman doing these days?"

"FUCK YOU, ASSHOLE!" You hear Woods scream. "I'm gonna tear your fucking guts outta your ass!"

"Ah yes, Woods, and I suppose Mason is there as well?" Kravchenko cackles. "Do not worry. I'll be sure to take care of little Falynn here just like I did with Bowman."

"You son of a bitch, Kravchenko!" Mason yells.

"Falynn! We're coming to get you!" You hear Lucina say, trying to sound reassuring. "We're coming to get you! Just hold on!"

"Ahhhh, desperation. It is so delicious to see others squirm in fear and terror." Kravchenko laughs and shoves the radio against your face. "Now beg for your life. Be and plead for me to treat you nicely, that you'll do anything not to be hurt. And be sure to say it loudly, I want your friends to hear it, too."

>Do what he says.
>Don't give him the satisfaction.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)02:26 No.27597138
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)02:26 No.27597138
>>27597134
>>Don't give him the satisfaction.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:26 No.27597141
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:26 No.27597141
>>27597134
>Don't give him the satisfaction.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:26 No.27597146
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:26 No.27597146
>>27597134
>>Don't give him the satisfaction.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:26 No.27597148
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:26 No.27597148
>>27597134
>>Don't give him the satisfaction.

"Fuck you Asshole."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:27 No.27597150
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:27 No.27597150
>>27597134
>Don't give him the satisfaction.

This will probably kill us.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:27 No.27597151
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:27 No.27597151
>>27597134
>>Don't give him the satisfaction.

...He didn't get our equipment. Ready grenade
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:27 No.27597156
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:27 No.27597156
>>27597134
>Don't give him the satisfaction.

*Sob* "Go to Hell."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:27 No.27597157
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:27 No.27597157
>>27597134
>Other: "I'm near the blown up tank!"
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:27 No.27597160
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:27 No.27597160
>>27597134
headbutt

JAEGAR STYLE HEADBUTT
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:28 No.27597169
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:28 No.27597169
>>27597157

There's a fuckton of blown up tanks around here.

Go for something pithy.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:29 No.27597175
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:29 No.27597175
>>27597160

Headbutt.

Go for the headbutt
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:29 No.27597182
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:29 No.27597182
>>27597134
Other: "Tell my family I'll miss them..." Lunge for the grenades and pull them all.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)02:30 No.27597189
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)02:30 No.27597189
>>27597160
second
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:30 No.27597197
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:30 No.27597197
>>27597160

Eh worth a shot.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:30 No.27597199
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:30 No.27597199
>>27597182
That's stupid.

You're stupid.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:30 No.27597200
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:30 No.27597200
>>27597169
I was under the impression we blew up one tank. If it took out a couple around it then that's just bonus.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:30 No.27597203
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:30 No.27597203
>>27597151
...You know what, I'm actually satisfied with this course of action. Ready a grenade, if we can.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:31 No.27597206
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:31 No.27597206
>>27597134
>Don't give him the satisfaction.
>>27597157
That will do all of jack and shit if the radio isn't currently transmitting, anon.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:31 No.27597210
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:31 No.27597210
Rolled 6

>>27597134
This is fairly in-character:
>>27597182
>Other: "Tell my family I'll miss them..." Lunge for the grenades and pull them all.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:31 No.27597211
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:31 No.27597211
I vote for this
>>27597160
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:31 No.27597215
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:31 No.27597215
>>27597160
Might as well spite him.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:31 No.27597216
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:31 No.27597216
>>27597134
>Don't give him the satisfaction.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:31 No.27597227
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:31 No.27597227
RIP FAYLEEN, killed by anon stupidity and their shitty luck with dice.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:32 No.27597232
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:32 No.27597232
>>27597215
I was thinking we needed to channel some of Dad's KNIGHT PUNCHING spirit in the form of a headbutt
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:32 No.27597234
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:32 No.27597234
>>27597134
>Don't give him the satisfaction.
grenade
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:32 No.27597243
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:32 No.27597243
>>27597232
Why not Sam's Hangover Punch?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:33 No.27597254
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:33 No.27597254
>>27597243
Why not both?
>>
Rolled 19, 8, 15 = 42

>>27597134
"G-go to hell!" You shout. Even if you weren't good at anything, at least you knew not to indulge the enemy.

>roll 1d20
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597266
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597266
Rolled 5

>>27597257
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597267
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597267
>>27597134
>Don't give him the satisfaction.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597269
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597269
Rolled 19

>>27597257
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597271
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597271
Rolled 20

>>27597257
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597272
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597272
Rolled 1

>>27597257
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597273
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597273
>>27597134
>>Don't give him the satisfaction.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597274
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597274
Rolled 18

>>27597257
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597275
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597275
>>27597257
>Dice roll

let's see how bad this is gonna suck.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597276
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:34 No.27597276
Rolled 17

>>27597257
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597284
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597284
>>27597134
Knee him in the balls
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597287
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597287
>>27597269
WRENLOFT I SEE YOUR DICE
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597289
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597289
>>27597271

WOOOOOOOOO
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597292
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597292
>>27597271
HAHHAHA! AMAZING!
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597293
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597293
Rolled 3

>>27597271
Motherfucking beautiful dice gods>>27597269
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597295
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597295
>>27597271
Staved off death/torture for at least a few more seconds
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597297
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597297
>>27597271
A headbutt worthy of our father's name!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597298
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597298
>>27597271
FUCK YOU KRAVCHENKO!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597301
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597301
>>27597271
YES

YES
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597303
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597303
Rolled 19

>>27597269
>>27597271

OMG HOLY SHIT

OK WE RUN NOW
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597305
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:35 No.27597305
>>27597271
I find it deeply ironic that I rolled this despite believing that this course of action was idiotic
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:36 No.27597309
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:36 No.27597309
>>27597271
Excellent. You are learning, young Falynn.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:36 No.27597320
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:36 No.27597320
All that Falynn suffered throughout this whole god damn mission. The Rock, The Zombies, The Damn Forest, This. It channels her inner beserker RAEG!!!!!.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:37 No.27597322
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:37 No.27597322
>>27597271
THE STURMFUHRER HEADBUTT CANNOT BE STOPPED
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:37 No.27597327
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:37 No.27597327
>>27597271

I told you all bros mai bones are never wrong bahahahah.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:38 No.27597336
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:38 No.27597336
>>27597322
Do we headbutt him so hard that his skull fractures?!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:38 No.27597343
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:38 No.27597343
>>27597320
more like quit after this mission as I'm not sure how she'd recover from this, especially with the dice trends. It's bad enough I'd consider it the best case scenario for her.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:38 No.27597346
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:38 No.27597346
>>27597336
Nose bone through the brain!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:39 No.27597357
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:39 No.27597357
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>falynn this entire time
How has she even survived up until now?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:40 No.27597369
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:40 No.27597369
>>27597322

Even though not giving him the satisfaction won, I'd still like that headbutt with it because of that 20.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:40 No.27597373
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:40 No.27597373
Rolled 17

>>27597357
No wonder she has terrible pessimism
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:40 No.27597376
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:40 No.27597376
>>27597357
likely because until now she hasn't been subjected to this quest's bad luck. Whatever good luck is coming up, I hope it sticks around as it'll be needed.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:40 No.27597379
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:40 No.27597379
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>>27597343
she becomes this
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:40 No.27597382
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:40 No.27597382
>>27597357
Lucas's hair
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:40 No.27597383
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:40 No.27597383
>>27597357
That's her specialty, anon. Endurance, Determination, and working through the blood, sweat and tears.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:41 No.27597388
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:41 No.27597388
>>27597271
Just like daddy taught us!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:42 No.27597405
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:42 No.27597405
>>27597357
It's not so much wanting to kill oneself as wanting to die. It's very different.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:43 No.27597415
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:43 No.27597415
>>27597379
I doubt it, as Naked Snake was far tougher mentally (it took from MGS3 to MGSV for him to break and become the Original series Big Boss)
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)02:43 No.27597425
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)02:43 No.27597425
>>27597257
You channel all of your frustration and rage into a single headbutt. Honestly it was the only thing you could think of doing, considering Kravchenko had gotten rid of the rest of your weapons. You can feel Kravchenko's nose break against your forehead and even the giant Imperial man is sent reeling. His grip on you loosens ever so slightly. You take the chance to wriggle free of him.

>RUN!
>FIGHT!
>Other
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597429
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597429
>>27597425
>>RUN!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597430
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597430
>>27597425
>RUN!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597433
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597433
Rolled 18

>>27597425
>RUN
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597434
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597434
>>27597425
RUN
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597435
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597435
>>27597425
>>RUN!
fighting has not worked well so far
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597436
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597436
>>27597425
>>RUN!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597438
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597438
>>27597425
Pull a grenade pin from his belt and run!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597440
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597440
>>27597425
>RUN!
We gave him something to remember us by
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597441
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597441
She needs to just lose her bullshit pessimism limiter right now and channel her Sturmfuhrer blood
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597442
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597442
When she was a young girl, Falynn's parents told her that if a guy ever tried to push her around, she should curse loudly and hit him in the goddamn face with whichever body part seemed convenient at the time.

"Surely it couldn't be that simple" she thought to herself. Only years later would she discover that it was indeed just that simple.

>>27597425
>RUN!
>OH HOLY SHIT RUN RUN RUN
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597443
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597443
>>27597425
>RUN!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597445
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:44 No.27597445
>>27597425
>>FIGHT!
Running hasn't worked so far. Time to go rage mode. All that pent up anger and hatred shall be unleashed.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:45 No.27597452
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:45 No.27597452
>>27597438
THIS!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:45 No.27597455
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:45 No.27597455
>>27597438
Is that even possible in the limited time we have to run away?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:45 No.27597456
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:45 No.27597456
>>27597445
neither has fighting. She isn't her father.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:45 No.27597460
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:45 No.27597460
>>27597425
Change this:>>27597436
to this>>27597438
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:46 No.27597465
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:46 No.27597465
>>27597438
seconding this, we're close enough to the bastard to pull this off
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:46 No.27597473
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:46 No.27597473
>>27597425
changing my vote from >>27597435 to >>27597438
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:46 No.27597476
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:46 No.27597476
>>27597425
changing >>27597430
to >>27597438
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:47 No.27597478
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:47 No.27597478
>>27597438
Please, no. He isn't anywhere near stunned enough for this to be effective. He'll either grab us again, throw the grenade after us or do both.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:47 No.27597479
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:47 No.27597479
>>27597438

This
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:47 No.27597480
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:47 No.27597480
>>27597438
Grenades have not seemed to faze him thus far
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:47 No.27597485
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:47 No.27597485
>>27597425
seconding >>27597438
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:47 No.27597487
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:47 No.27597487
>>27597442
>RUN!
>OH HOLY SHIT RUN RUN RUN
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:48 No.27597490
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:48 No.27597490
>>27597478
We rolled a 20 on him. I'm pretty sure anyone would be stunned from a hit that hard for a while.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:48 No.27597498
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:48 No.27597498
>>27597425
FIGHT.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:49 No.27597508
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:49 No.27597508
>>27597490
I dunno. I feel that that was more of a situation where if we had rolled lower than like a 17 he would've laughed at us
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:49 No.27597510
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:49 No.27597510
>>27597490
I'm pretty sure that anything short of a 20 wouldn't have done anything. But fine, since you guys seem determined to carry out a murder-suicide, I'll back off.
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Private Duffy
10/06/13(Sun)02:50 No.27597519
Private Duffy 10/06/13(Sun)02:50 No.27597519
>>27597425
>FIGHT!
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
FIGHT
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:50 No.27597529
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:50 No.27597529
>>27597510

Relax. I for one want us to go to his rape cave like everyone else.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:52 No.27597555
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:52 No.27597555
>>27597529

*Grins Evilly*
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:53 No.27597563
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:53 No.27597563
>>27597529
Don't misunderstand. I've been rooting for Kravchenko since this fight started, but I feel like this is just too stupid.
>>
Rolled 6, 12, 2 = 20

>>27597425
Your instincts are telling you run, to get as far from this man as possible, but another piece of you is also yelling to end this man. Not just for you, but for the good of humanity in general.

Steeling yourself, you reach for the grenades on Kravchenko's bandolier.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:54 No.27597568
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:54 No.27597568
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>>27597555
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)02:54 No.27597570
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)02:54 No.27597570
Rolled 6

>>27597566
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:54 No.27597572
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:54 No.27597572
Rolled 14

>>27597566
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:54 No.27597573
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:54 No.27597573
Rolled 1

>>27597566
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)02:54 No.27597575
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)02:54 No.27597575
Rolled 18

>>27597566
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:54 No.27597576
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:54 No.27597576
Rolled 10

>>27597566
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:55 No.27597581
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:55 No.27597581
>>27597570
>>27597572
>>27597573

HUEHUEHUE
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:55 No.27597582
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:55 No.27597582
Rolled 1

>>27597566
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:55 No.27597585
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:55 No.27597585
>>27597573
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHEUE
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:55 No.27597586
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:55 No.27597586
Rolled 13

>>27597566
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)02:55 No.27597591
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)02:55 No.27597591
>>27597573
really?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:55 No.27597594
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:55 No.27597594
>>27597425
GOOO, RUUUNNN! GET TO DA CHOPPAH!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCOFuBzC8ME
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:56 No.27597596
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:56 No.27597596
>>27597573
Whelp. Nice knowing you, Falynn. This was probably the final straw.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:56 No.27597597
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:56 No.27597597
>>27597573
I'm getting tired of this. We're never getting away are we?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:56 No.27597600
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:56 No.27597600
>>27597566
>>27597570
>>27597572
>>27597573

Well thats one less waifu.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:56 No.27597602
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:56 No.27597602
>>27597594
Too late, stupidity and dice killed the Falynn
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:56 No.27597605
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:56 No.27597605
>>27597591
Yup.

Gonna go commit sudoku now.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:56 No.27597606
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:56 No.27597606
Rolled 14

>>27597566

Mai bones tell me this is a dud quickly fuckers fight!!!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:57 No.27597613
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:57 No.27597613
oh fuck this, this is getting absurd
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:57 No.27597614
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:57 No.27597614
>>27597596
>>27597597
Unlikely.

MERC! End this shit already. Falynn is a goner.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:57 No.27597615
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:57 No.27597615
>>27597597

To be fair enough of you guys saw the helicopter in the distance, then you decided to pose.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:57 No.27597619
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:57 No.27597619
It's official this quest is cursed and has grimderps out ot make it worse.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:57 No.27597620
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:57 No.27597620
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>>27597570
>>27597572
>>27597573
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)02:58 No.27597625
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)02:58 No.27597625
>>27597566
Hey, Merc, one last roll for pity's sake?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:58 No.27597628
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:58 No.27597628
>>27597615
Shooting the ceiling would have been better.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:58 No.27597630
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:58 No.27597630
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Yes Falynn, YES!

Run!

Struggle!

Hold on to that last shred of hope as long as you can!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:59 No.27597634
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:59 No.27597634
>>27597615
Fuck that, I wanted to run! RUN! I didn't want to do that stupid pull the grenade pin, I was questioning if we even had the time!

And no begging for rerolls please. Let it just end!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:59 No.27597636
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:59 No.27597636
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Ok this is getting fucking ridiculous.
Jesus christ her name even sounds like Failing.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:59 No.27597640
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:59 No.27597640
>>27597614
I'm with this guy. Going on just seems stupid. Plus, this makes for a great plot.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:59 No.27597642
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:59 No.27597642
>>27597613

Don't you get it? This is like one of those climactic 80's action movie fights. It's incredibly long, keeps going when you think someone is defeated, and won't stop until both sides are no more recognizable from hamburger meat.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:59 No.27597645
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:59 No.27597645
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>>27597570
>>27597572
>>27597573
Goddammit. Why couldn't we just run ;_;
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)02:59 No.27597649
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)02:59 No.27597649
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>>27597570
>>27597572
>>27597573

WHY CAN'T I STOP LAUGHING?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:00 No.27597656
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:00 No.27597656
Rolled 1

>>27597625

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:00 No.27597660
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:00 No.27597660
>>27597634

We probably would've failed the roll to run away anyway. The only way this is worse is now there is a grenade involved. Bad for both of us.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:00 No.27597666
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:00 No.27597666
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>>27597656
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:00 No.27597667
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:00 No.27597667
>>27597642
if I wanted that, I'd read SW89.

>>27597645
Anon had to do something "clever"
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:01 No.27597669
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:01 No.27597669
>>27597573
Just when I thought the dice were finally giving Falynn a break this shit happens.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:02 No.27597681
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:02 No.27597681
>>27597669
when bad dice luck lets up, stupidity takes over.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:02 No.27597686
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:02 No.27597686
>>27597669

To be fair, the stupidity is what will kill us.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:03 No.27597699
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:03 No.27597699
>>27597686
The stupidity is an aftereffect of the 20, though. Overconfidence a bitch.
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Starshadow
10/06/13(Sun)03:03 No.27597703
Starshadow 10/06/13(Sun)03:03 No.27597703
>>27597645
>>27597667
Well considering we've had like a dozen chances to escape so far it's prolly just the waifufags throwing Falynn to the wolves to improve their prospects. But it's clearly the dice god's fault for making this such a wild ride.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:03 No.27597704
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:03 No.27597704
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mfw this whole string of events
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:04 No.27597707
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:04 No.27597707
Rolled 15

>>27597669

We had the choice to run....
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:04 No.27597708
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:04 No.27597708
>>27597686
Agreed.

I only suggested the Jaegar Style Headbutt because I wanted to at least go out in style or something
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:04 No.27597713
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:04 No.27597713
Rolled 17

>>27597681

If we rolled this while running we would still be screwed.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:04 No.27597719
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:04 No.27597719
ugh, fuck /tg/ and its biased dice
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:05 No.27597735
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:05 No.27597735
Rolled 8

>>27597703

All I wanted to do was just simply run.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:05 No.27597736
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:05 No.27597736
>>27597703

Honestly? I wanted to run, but this situation is just hilarious.

I've been waiting for SUFFERING of this scale in VMQ for a loooooooong time. Though I might have wanted for this to happen to someone other than Falynn.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:06 No.27597755
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:06 No.27597755
>>27597736
>Though I might have wanted for this to happen to someone other than Falynn.
Edwin springs to mind.

seriously, how can the spawn of STURMFUHRER be so incompetent/unlucky
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:07 No.27597768
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:07 No.27597768
>>27597755
She clearly inherited more from Sam's side of the family.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:07 No.27597772
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:07 No.27597772
>>27597755
All her luck got stolen in the womb.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:07 No.27597773
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:07 No.27597773
>>27597755
On the bright side, it'll give the game a very different tone from the first VMQ.

It's not going to be sunshine and rainbows, we be in 'Nam!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:08 No.27597775
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:08 No.27597775
>>27597755
>seriously, how can the spawn of STURMFUHRER be so incompetent/unlucky

that has nothing to do with any of this.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:08 No.27597777
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:08 No.27597777
>>27597736
If we had brought Lucas along this would be about the time we'd get fade to red and come back to our senses covered in blood and even Lucina's terrified
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:08 No.27597778
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:08 No.27597778
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>>27597704
I think this might be a bit better.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:08 No.27597780
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:08 No.27597780
>>27597755

I've been thinking more Lucas to be honest. I like Edwin, his flaws are easily visible yet he still remains human.

The waifufags have completely soured me on Lucas on the other hand.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)03:08 No.27597788
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)03:08 No.27597788
>>27597566
Your fingers almost reach the pins, but Kravchenko recovers much faster than you anticipate and your heart stops when he grabs your arm.

"Hah, you have fight and spirit in you, little Falynn. I respect that." Kravchenko smiles, wiping the blood from his nose with his other hand. "That is why I will not kill you right away."

He turns on your radio and sets it on the tank next to you, stretches your arm out, and slams his elbow straight down on yours. You feel the joint bend in a way it was never intended to and you hear a sickening CRUNCH. Your bloodcurling scream echoes in the air and across the radio.

"FUCK YOU KRAVCHENKO!" You hear Woods yell. "What the fuck are you doing to her!??!"

"Come and see, if you want to find out so bad!" Kravchenko cackles."Give my men your regards first, though!"

Kravchenko leaves you a whimpering, crying wreck on the pavement as he paces around you. You clutch your broken arm, wishing the pain would just go away already.

"Please, it is just a simple broken arm! Use your ragnaid!" Kravchenko laughs. "There is a reason I let you keep it, you know!"

You look down at your first aid bag. Your ragnaids are right there. It was so simple to just reach down and use it. To fix up your arm. But you know that Kravchenko would just wind up breaking it again, or something else to keep making you use up your ragnaids until they were all gone.

>Use a ragnaid, you've still got a chance.
>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.
>Other
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:09 No.27597793
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:09 No.27597793
>>27597773
Oh and there's always the possibility that Falynn will be taken away and experimented on, not just killed!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:09 No.27597794
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:09 No.27597794
>>27597768
But Sam's dad was EXTREMELY competent. Also shat gold, if rumors are true.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)03:09 No.27597797
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)03:09 No.27597797
>>27597788
>>Use a ragnaid, you've still got a chance.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:09 No.27597802
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:09 No.27597802
>>27597788
>>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:09 No.27597804
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:09 No.27597804
>>27597788
>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.

Seriously, enough.

We've fucking lost, give it a rest.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597807
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597807
>>27597788
>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.
We're a pessimist, remember.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597808
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597808
>>27597788
>>Use a ragnaid, you've still got a chance.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597811
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597811
>>27597788
>>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597814
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597814
>>27597788
>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.
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Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597817
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597817
>>27597788
Use a ragnaid, you've still got a chance.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597819
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597819
Rolled 2

>>27597788
I am very conflicted on this choice. Let the dice guide the way
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597821
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597821
>>27597788
>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597822
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597822
>>27597788
>Use a ragnaid, you've still got a chance.
We made our derpy choice to not run when we had the opportunity. Time to live and possibly die by it
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597823
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597823
>>27597804
is that so? I might as well droped this doomed quest as it is. And Merc ought to drop it as well before it blows up on him and gets him hatred he doesn't deserve.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597825
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597825
>>27597788
>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.

JUST DO IT
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597826
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597826
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>>27597736

Look at the bright side--if Falynn is offed, this could be the impetus for getting the rest of the team to harden the fuck up, and just might be the motivation Jager needs to be pulled out of retirement for one more mission, get the band back together, and really do some damage.

It would be like The Expendables mixed with Rocky, Commando, and Rambo!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597827
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:10 No.27597827
>>27597788
>Other
Run and while running use a ragnaid
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597839
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597839
>>27597788
>>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.

Need surprise. Lots of surprise and luck.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597841
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597841
>>27597788
>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.

He's not going to kill us, we're still much too useful as a prisoner.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597842
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597842
>>27597788
>Use a ragnaid, you've still got a chance.

special forces never give up... literally, I heard stories of dying men firing guns as they cooked their hands to give their buddies more time
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597850
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597850
>>27597788

>Use a ragnaid, you've still got a chance.

Is the second option giving up? Because fuck that and fuck all these alarmist doomsayers.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597853
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597853
>>27597826
Shut the hell up. Moronic ideas like that are what got us here.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597855
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597855
>>27597788
>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.

if we can just buy time until ANYONE can reach us we might have a chance.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597856
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:11 No.27597856
>>27597788
>Use a ragnaid, you've still got a chance.

Do what the nice man tells us. At least until we can go in for the nutshot.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:12 No.27597861
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:12 No.27597861
>>27597788

>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:12 No.27597863
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:12 No.27597863
>>27597788
>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.

He's not going to kill us, we have too much valuable intelligence.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:12 No.27597864
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:12 No.27597864
Anyone else wondering where the hell Morgan and Simo are?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:12 No.27597865
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:12 No.27597865
>>27597788
>>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:12 No.27597866
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:12 No.27597866
>>27597804

Luck nigga luck My bones they tell me this is hour shining hour!!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:12 No.27597867
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:12 No.27597867
>>27597788
>>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597870
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597870
>>27597864
Only Morgan is here and she's at the RP.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597872
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597872
>>27597855

Buying time would be using the ragnaid and letting him torture us until we run out.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597876
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597876
>>27597788
Keep fighting
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597877
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597877
this is becoming less and less VMQ and more and more CoD BLOPs as time goes on...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597878
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597878
>>27597788

SPREAD OPEN LEGS

"PLEASE BE GENTLE" STAMMERED FALYNN.

AND THEN LUCINA RAGEPORTED SO HARD KRAVENCHO GOT TELEFRAGGED.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597882
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597882
>>27597864
Simo isn't here, Morgan's busy missing people at point blank range.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597883
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:13 No.27597883
>>27597788
>Don't use the ragnaid. You're not going to play his game any more.

Well, I'm sick of dragging this out, so whatever.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597884
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597884
Where the hell is Morrighan watching? I figured either her or Edwin would have spotted this by now.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597890
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597890
>>27597870
Oops, Edwin.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597894
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597894
>>27597788
...What weapons do we keep in our first aid bag?
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597895
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597895
>>27597788
HMMMMM, this choice seems controversial enough that I'm going to call revote.

>1. Use the ragnaid.
>2. Don't use ragnaid.

Remember, post the link and choice number ONLY. FIVE MINUTES
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597897
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597897
>>27597877
well this wasn't unexpected considering how you had expies of such characters in the story in the first place.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597900
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597900
Rolled 18 + 5

>>27597788
>Use a ragnaid, you've still got a chance.
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597901
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597901
>>27597895
>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597905
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:14 No.27597905
>>27597895
>1
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597907
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597907
>>27597895
>>2
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597908
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597908
>>27597884
i'm wondering why the fuck our overwatch is sitting as base AFK this entire time...

I mean, for fucks sake, we specifically left them there to cover us when we need it.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597910
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597910
>>27597826

More like cause a genocide.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597912
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597912
>>27597895
>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597913
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597913
>>27597895
>2
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597916
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597916
>>27597895
>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597917
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597917
>>27597895
>2
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597920
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597920
>>27597895
>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597921
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597921
>>27597895
>2.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597925
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597925
>>27597895
>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597926
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597926
>>27597895
>2
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597929
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:15 No.27597929
Rolled 4 + 5

>>27597895
>1
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597932
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597932
>>27597908
Did we even call them in?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597934
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597934
Jenkins needs to be the hero we all know he can be right about now.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597935
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597935
>>27597895
>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597936
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597936
>>27597895
>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597938
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597938
>>27597895
>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597939
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597939
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>>27597895
>2

Bad things are afoot
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597940
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597940
>>27597908
As it was stated before, the smoke from the ragnite fuel fire is screwing up visibility. You never did quite get far enough from it...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597941
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597941
>>27597895
>2
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597947
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597947
>>27597895
>2
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597950
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:16 No.27597950
>>27597895
>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597951
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597951
>>27597895
>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597955
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597955
>>27597895

>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597960
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597960
>>27597932
what, do they have their radios turned off? are they waiting for written orders to act?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597962
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597962
>>27597895
>2
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597963
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597963
>>27597895
>>1
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Starshadow
10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597969
Starshadow 10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597969
>>27597895
>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597970
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:17 No.27597970
>>27597895
>1
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Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597973
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597973
>>27597895
>1
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597975
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597975
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>>27597955
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597979
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597979
>>27597963
fail, try again without the second >
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597983
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597983
>>27597932
NOPE too busy trying to shoot him.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597984
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597984
>>27597960

The one opening we had to call them in earlier we used Ragnaid instead. But they know we're here now, they've known since we were first captured, we're a hostage now.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597985
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597985
>>27597895
>1
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597986
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)03:18 No.27597986
>>27597960
I think they were waiting for orders as they were watching the other team securing intel.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:19 No.27597994
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:19 No.27597994
>>27597895

All these votes.

Man, even I'm surprised. Did someone call friends or something?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:19 No.27597995
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:19 No.27597995
>>27597934
"DON'T HURT THE NICE LADY"

I can't help but read anything he says in caboose's voice
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:19 No.27597999
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:19 No.27597999
>>27597986
whose bright idea was it to have the most failure prone person A) on the most dangerous mission and B) in our PoV?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:19 No.27598003
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:19 No.27598003
>>27597895
I wish there was a way to use the ragnaid as an explosive or seomthing. OVERHEALING MAX! CANCER FOR THE ENEMY!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:20 No.27598009
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:20 No.27598009
>>27597984

Oh derr I thought you were talking about our squad, not overwatch. But they can't see us here anyway because of the smoke.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:20 No.27598015
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:20 No.27598015
>>27597999
Anon and Anon.

We made this choice together.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:20 No.27598016
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:20 No.27598016
>>27597999

If we didnt have an engineer with shaped chaeges, this mission would have been over much faster.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:21 No.27598022
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:21 No.27598022
>>27597975

Not sure what you're getting at.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:21 No.27598028
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:21 No.27598028
>>27598009
>But they can't see us here anyway because of the smoke.

If anything, the smoke should help them find us...

and if morgan and edwin can't do anything because of the smoke, why the fuck are they Tier 1 material?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:22 No.27598041
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:22 No.27598041
>>27598028
I am wondering this also....
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:22 No.27598043
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:22 No.27598043
>>27598028

Well they can locate us easily, but our sniper definitely won't have a shot
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:22 No.27598047
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:22 No.27598047
>>27597999
Merc's. Give me a second I'll look it up.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:22 No.27598048
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:22 No.27598048
>>27598022

Putting a space between them disqualifies the vote.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:23 No.27598059
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:23 No.27598059
>>27598043
a sniper can relocate you realise, their most improtant skill is not the ability to take a shot, but to get the best position for the shot
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:23 No.27598061
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:23 No.27598061
>>27598028
>>27598041

Because shockingly enough, the laws of physics and biology dictates that they can't shoot something they can't see.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:24 No.27598064
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:24 No.27598064
>>27598041

They really just need to locate us. Now they got a good idea she is really fucked so.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:24 No.27598074
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:24 No.27598074
well this just ceased being fun
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:25 No.27598086
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:25 No.27598086
>>27598047
Hmm. Can't find it, but I can swear I saw him saying Falynn would be the most interesting choice for this scenario.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:26 No.27598090
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:26 No.27598090
>>27598074

Having a blast here. All this delicious dice fuckage.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:26 No.27598094
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:26 No.27598094
>>27598059
>>27598064
pretty sure we're covered by smoke from all sides. Also important to note that snipers can and should relocate, but you can only do that so much (hard to relocate inside the enemy base)
>>27598086
think it was on twitter
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:26 No.27598096
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:26 No.27598096
>>27598074
Not fun when shit suddenly gets real is it?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:27 No.27598107
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:27 No.27598107
>>27598074
I'm starting to wonder about Merc now... and if I should start calling him Frank Merc Miller.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:27 No.27598110
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:27 No.27598110
>>27598074
agreed I am going to bed battlegrounds PPV is tomorrow
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:27 No.27598116
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:27 No.27598116
>>27598086

Definitely the most interesting, for better or worse.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:28 No.27598124
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:28 No.27598124
>>27598090
I'm with this guy. I've never had so much fun. Also, if >>27598086 is true then Merc would be... right?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:28 No.27598127
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:28 No.27598127
>>27598096
its not fun when this just endlessly goes back and forth failing constantly
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:28 No.27598128
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:28 No.27598128
>>27598074
>>27598096

For me the not fun part is the whole "herp we got shit rolls that means you guys are stupid" shit.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:28 No.27598131
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:28 No.27598131
>>27598074

HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:29 No.27598135
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:29 No.27598135
>>27598074
I like it. We were somehow able to keep a relatively light feel in VMQ 1. This is what happens when shit actually goes down. I'm enjoying it.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)03:29 No.27598138
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)03:29 No.27598138
>>27597895
>Mmmm, it's only when things start going wrong you start regretting your choices huh? Plus I mentioned before that Morgan currently cannot help because smoke from the fire is screwing up visibility in your area. You never got clear of it.

Taking a deep breath, you steel your resolve and grab a ragnaid from the bag. You grunt as you set your broken arm so the ragnaid can heal it properly and you activate the device. You might as well take advantage of Kravchenko's sadism to try and figure a way out of this, right?

That's more like it.

Throwing the spent ragnaid away, you take several ragged breaths and get up to your feet.

It's not over yet.

But... but you don't have any weapons on you. He took your gun and your grenades and explosives. What can use?

THINK! You're an engineer aren't you? Did you fall asleep in Heloise's classes or something?

Maybe... maybe you've got something on you that can help?

Excluding the ragnaids, you've still got your wrench, a spool of concertina wire, a wire cutter, a can of spray paint, a lighter, a couple of blasting caps, several spare magazines, three flares, and lots and lots of duct tape.

>Let's try to figure out what we can use these for!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:29 No.27598148
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:29 No.27598148
>>27598127

Did you vote 2?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:30 No.27598154
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:30 No.27598154
>>27598124

Though I'm honestly enjoying the horror move appeal right now.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:30 No.27598160
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:30 No.27598160
>>27598138

FLAMETHROWER
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:30 No.27598162
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:30 No.27598162
>>27598138
well now we're screwed, depending on anon's intellegence. Let's hope one of the VMQ regulars can think of something good and not some other quester's "Cool" idea.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:31 No.27598164
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:31 No.27598164
>>27598138
>macguyver time
Oh this should be good.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:31 No.27598165
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:31 No.27598165
>>27598138
yes.....yes.....YES
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PNl9M5TxGC8
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:31 No.27598166
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:31 No.27598166
>>27598138

I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE THIS FUCKER DOWN LIKE BIG BOSS IN ZANZIBARLAND (or was it outer heaven i forgot which metal gear you do that in)
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:31 No.27598168
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:31 No.27598168
>>27598138

>Lighter
>spray paint

Flamethrower!
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)03:31 No.27598172
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)03:31 No.27598172
>>27598138
crap, we have to macguyver shit.

Open up a flare and spray into it. That counts as a makeshift flamethrower, right?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:32 No.27598180
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:32 No.27598180
>>27598138

Macguyver tiem

Saying it now. Falynn is the bravest and best girl.
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Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)03:32 No.27598181
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)03:32 No.27598181
>>27598138
use the spray paint/lighter and duct tape to make a flamethrower and fry this motherfucker
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:32 No.27598183
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:32 No.27598183
>>27598138
Lighter, spray paint, and blasting caps can make an explosion if done up right...but this sacrifices all three
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:32 No.27598186
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:32 No.27598186
>>27598138
Something to blind him? A parachute flare to his eyes or something?

If we can just get a few seconds to make him not see us...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:33 No.27598187
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:33 No.27598187
>>27598138
>concertina wire
>Wrench

Idea! Cut bit of concertina wire, wrap concertina wire around wrench, fasten concertina wire to wrench with duct tape. Slash and smash!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:33 No.27598189
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:33 No.27598189
>>27598138
Ok, spray paint and lighter make a quick flame, not good enough to take him out.

Wrench we could use if he is incapacitated.

Blasting caps, those we could throw or light on fire to blow parts off of.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:33 No.27598199
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:33 No.27598199
>>27598138
We have the ability to do some pretty interesting stuff with all this. You can make a flamethrower with the spray pain injected with the ragnaid, with a lighter to burn things up.

The wire can be used as a hammer of sorts to set off the rounds in our magazines.

Give me a bit to brainstorm some more
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:34 No.27598203
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:34 No.27598203
>>27598138

Duct tape everything to the wrench and beat him with it. Just kidding or am I?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:34 No.27598206
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:34 No.27598206
>make flamethrower
>now we have a large man who's on fire beating the crap out of us
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:34 No.27598208
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:34 No.27598208
>>27598187
That'll take to long, we don't have time.
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Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)03:34 No.27598209
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)03:34 No.27598209
>>27598187
do this and the flamethrower
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:34 No.27598210
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:34 No.27598210
>>27598138
empty the mags, crack open the rounds with the wire cutters, make a small container from duct tape, poor the gunpowder into the container, roll out some wire and stick it into the container of gunpowder, stick the flares into the open end of the duct tape container and seal it, light the flares on fire with the lighter.

then throw it and run like fuck
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:34 No.27598213
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:34 No.27598213
>>27598186

We could spray the paint into his eyes and smash him with the wrench when he's reeling.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)03:35 No.27598218
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)03:35 No.27598218
>>27598213
That was pragmatic.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:35 No.27598220
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:35 No.27598220
>>27598138

Step 1: Tape Lighter to spray paint.

Step 2: Throw mags, caps and flares at the bad man.

Step 3: Fry his face.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:35 No.27598225
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:35 No.27598225
>>27598218
Simple is sometimes best, anon.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:35 No.27598227
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:35 No.27598227
>>27598138
What happened to our crowbar?

Flamethrower seems too easy, and he's been shown to shrug off grenades. We need something bigger.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598233
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598233
Blind him with the flamethrower and either wrap him in concertina wire or bash his head in.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598239
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598239
Merc, that asshole is still right beside falynn yes?

Also, how far does her xan operate anything extend to? Can she DRIVE IMPERIAL TANKS?
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598240
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598240
>>27598227
Our wrench is also a crowbar.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598241
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598241
Rolled 15

>>27598138
spray paint + lighter = fun times with flamethrowers
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598247
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598247
>>27598210
And Kravchenko is just going to stand there and watch us do this slow-ass process. Maybe he's going to give us a hand? Yes, great idea!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598251
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598251
>>27598218
Pragmatic is not necessarily bad. >>27598210 is the method he's least likely to spot before we finish it. Seconding that.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598252
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598252
>>27598240
It's a multi tool
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598255
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:36 No.27598255
>>27598172

Lets catch the invincible guy on fire also WHAT THE FUCK WOULD WE HOLD IT WITH WHEN WE HAVE ONE ARM!!!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:37 No.27598261
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:37 No.27598261
>>27598247
well what else is there, theres the obvious flamethrower, and everything else aside from beating him with the wrench takes minutes to do with the useless supplies we have
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:37 No.27598264
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:37 No.27598264
>>27598255
Read the posts, idiot.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:37 No.27598266
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:37 No.27598266
>>27598251
That will take forever, it's a bad idea.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:37 No.27598268
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:37 No.27598268
>>27598138
Okay, so here's what we do. Dump everything explosive we've got into the can of spray paint. Attach a blasting cap to it to set it off.

Oooh, here's a fun one, wrap the flares with tape to make mini sticky burners. Flares be hot, yo.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:38 No.27598274
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:38 No.27598274
>>27598255
we fixed our arm
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:38 No.27598280
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:38 No.27598280
Seriously guys, I doubt Kravchenko is going to be affected much by the flamethrower.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:38 No.27598282
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:38 No.27598282
>>27598239

>can operate any enemy equipment

Blind the bastard, hijack tank, escape?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:38 No.27598284
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:38 No.27598284
>>27598264
I don't regret most of the choices we've made during this thread, but it's continues to frustrate me that we roll so badly.

If we roll badly on this one, I'm just going to go to bed.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:39 No.27598286
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:39 No.27598286
>>27598251
Fuck. I meant to second >>27598213. Changing vote to that and wondering when sleep will come.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:39 No.27598290
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:39 No.27598290
Ok so. Take the spray can and spray his eyes. Take a flare, fire it and put it in his shirt or something. Then take the wrench and hit him in the balls.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:40 No.27598302
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:40 No.27598302
>>27598213
Seconding or thirding this. Also, get in a nut-shot with the tool, if possible.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:40 No.27598309
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:40 No.27598309
>>27598264
no. I like to rage pointlessly at anons.
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Private Duffy
10/06/13(Sun)03:41 No.27598314
Private Duffy 10/06/13(Sun)03:41 No.27598314
>>27598138
Flares + Blasting Caps + Full mags = Makeshift cook off something.
Explode everything.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:41 No.27598318
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:41 No.27598318
>>27598138
>>27598290

We could just spray his eyes and run the fuck away.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:41 No.27598319
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:41 No.27598319
>>27598210
>crack open the rounds with the wire cutters
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO! That is INCREDIBLY unsafe. Like, "they could blow up in our face" level unsafe. NEVER attempt to disassemble cartridges without the proper tools.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:41 No.27598320
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:41 No.27598320
>>27598213
Do this, except also wrap a flare with duck tape and and stick it on him, lit. That'll give him something to think about. Also, it'd bring our allies in on him.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)03:41 No.27598321
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)03:41 No.27598321
>>27598213
Gonna have to support this. Keep It Simple Stupid (K.I.S.S.)
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:42 No.27598327
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:42 No.27598327
>>27598138
>wrench

If flame thrower fails we beat this nigga to death with this.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:42 No.27598330
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:42 No.27598330
>>27598309
If you aren't reading Merc's posts then you might as well leave.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:42 No.27598335
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:42 No.27598335
>>27598319
if they are using blackpowder then yeah its unsafe, but with the kind they were using in WWII or hell, even good guncotton, its perfectly safe and I've done it hundreds of times when checking powder loads and round quality from old surplus stock
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:43 No.27598338
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:43 No.27598338
>>27598318
Because that worked so far.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:43 No.27598339
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:43 No.27598339
I want to MacGyver this, but the only thing I can think of is a flamethrower, and I gotta think is setting a guy with a bunch of frags strapped to him on fire with a short range flamethrower a good idea?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:43 No.27598342
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:43 No.27598342
>>27598339
When is setting things on fire not a good idea?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:43 No.27598343
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:43 No.27598343
>>27598213

As much as I like this idea, we're just gonna critfail our roll and end up getting maimed again. Still seconding it.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:44 No.27598347
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:44 No.27598347
>>27598339
If it worked on big boss it'll work on him. Hopefully
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:44 No.27598357
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:44 No.27598357
>>27598339
We could throw the bullets into a fire to cook off behind him. Make him think we're out of idea and that we're just tossing things but in reality we're aiming for the fire behind him?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:44 No.27598359
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:44 No.27598359
>>27598335
to add to this, I've opened up 6inch shells from Sydney's north head costal defense guns, the ammo crate was dated 1934 and I opened them with a knife and a leather glove
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:45 No.27598362
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:45 No.27598362
>>27598318


running is kind of hurting us at the moment at least we got rid of his armor with the gun fire. So that isn't as much a problem.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:46 No.27598373
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:46 No.27598373
>>27598335
You're braver than me. I shelled out for a puller.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:46 No.27598379
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:46 No.27598379
Flamthrower to the face
Wrench smash
Run the fuck away
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:47 No.27598390
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:47 No.27598390
>>27598373
a bullet puller is a great tool because they are cheap and EASY to use, but modern propellants from 1920's onwards are perfectly fine to tinker with as long as your safe, steady and know what you're doing
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:48 No.27598402
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:48 No.27598402
>>27598330

I'm reading anons though. Which is just as fun. Though in all seriousness we need to injury the bastard enough so he can't over take us while not going hand to hand.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:49 No.27598408
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:49 No.27598408
How do blasting caps work?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:50 No.27598423
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:50 No.27598423
>>27598408

Have you watched the first Die Hard? Do you remember that bag of fuses that John McClane nabbed from the terrorists that could detonate C4? Those were blasting caps.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:51 No.27598431
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:51 No.27598431
>>27598408
It explodes a tiny bit to set other things off, like C4.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:53 No.27598453
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:53 No.27598453
Why not put a blasting cap on the spray paint, wrap the concertina wire on the can with the spare mags, finish it off with some duct tape.

Voila, custom grenade.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:53 No.27598459
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:53 No.27598459
>>27598453

We need a way of detonating the blast cap--and without a remote trigger, that might be a bit difficult.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)03:54 No.27598470
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)03:54 No.27598470
>>27598138
You take a deep breath.

That's the spirit.

You see Kravchenko with that big smug smile on his face, and something inside you just wants to do everything possible to wipe it off.

He deserves it.

It's probably the only alternative you have, anyways.

You won't solve anything by giving up and running away.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:54 No.27598471
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:54 No.27598471
>>27598459
It could be pressure sensitive...

Hah.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598477
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598477
Rolled 11

>>27598470
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598478
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598478
Rolled 6

>>27598470
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598480
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598480
Rolled 2

>>27598470
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598481
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598481
Rolled 5

>>27598470
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598482
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598482
>>27595565
Look guys, this is taking way too long. I don't know what idea is winning at this moment.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598483
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598483
>>27598453

too long. In a fight you don't have time to duct tape like that. Though if we start a fire we should fling the caps into it.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598485
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598485
Rolled 17

>>27598470
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598486
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598486
Rolled 9

>>27598470

Let's hope this works!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598490
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598490
>>27598480
good old pessimism
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598491
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:55 No.27598491
Rolled 18

>>27598470
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:56 No.27598498
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:56 No.27598498
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>>27598480
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:56 No.27598505
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:56 No.27598505
Rolled 12

>>27598470

bahahha
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:56 No.27598506
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:56 No.27598506
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>>27598480
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:57 No.27598508
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:57 No.27598508
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>>27598480
>I rolled that
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:57 No.27598510
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:57 No.27598510
Rolled 11

>>27598470
The dice gods really want to kill Falynn or make her into a new experimental subject.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:57 No.27598512
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:57 No.27598512
>>27598477
>>27598478
>>27598480
Looks like the dice is doing everything possible to screw Falynn out.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:57 No.27598518
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:57 No.27598518
I'm really starting to think Merc is a sadist giving up all these dice roll prompts KNOWING how bad things are.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:57 No.27598520
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:57 No.27598520
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>>27598480
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK GOD FUCKING DAMN IT FUUUUUUCK.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:57 No.27598521
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:57 No.27598521
Rolled 8

>>27598498

GOD CAN YOU HEAR ME!!!!!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:58 No.27598526
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:58 No.27598526
>>27598477
>>27598478
>>27598480

Too tired to laugh right now, but I'll let y'all know I'm grinning right now.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:58 No.27598527
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:58 No.27598527
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>>27598480
>>27598478
MOTHER
FUCKERS
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:58 No.27598528
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:58 No.27598528
>Fail roll
>Wait
>Fail roll
>Wait

Can't stand waiting to see how fucked we are anymore.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:58 No.27598531
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:58 No.27598531
>>27598508
I don't know whether to congratulate you or punch you in the face. Falynn's self-esteem is going to be so far in the pits after this.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:58 No.27598533
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:58 No.27598533
>>27598510
>>27598512
Either that or punish us for making choices just to spite waifufags.
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Rolled 18

>>27598478
"Oh, not going to run?" Kravchenko blinks. "Well, fighting will be just as fun!"

Kravchenko charges at you, sprinting with all his might. You're only going to have one chance at his. Your fingers curl around your spray can.

Don't show him back. Stand your ground!

Even though you should be scared, something's... different. Oddly enough you feel a sense of calm.

Kravchenko comes ever closer.

>roll 1d20
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598540
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598540
Rolled 11

>>27598535
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598541
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598541
>>27598485
>>27598491

We seem to be doing okay. Critfails still just cancel the highest roll, right?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598544
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598544
Rolled 6

>>27598535
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598545
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598545
Rolled 8

>>27598535
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598546
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598546
Rolled 2

>>27598535
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598549
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598549
Rolled 14

>>27598535
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598551
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598551
Rolled 16

>>27598535
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598553
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598553
Rolled 6

>>27598535
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598554
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598554
Rolled 9

>>27598535
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598555
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598555
>>27598541
except that the general roll quality isn't that good.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598559
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598559
Rolled 19

>>27598535
IRON. HEART. SURGE.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598561
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)03:59 No.27598561
Rolled 6

>>27598535
god to m
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:00 No.27598564
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:00 No.27598564
If it's not us doing shitty it's Merc doing too good.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:00 No.27598573
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:00 No.27598573
Rolled 8

>>27598540
... that was our highest roll.

Well, it was nice knowing you Falynn
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:00 No.27598574
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:00 No.27598574
>>27598540
God damn it
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:00 No.27598579
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:00 No.27598579
>>27598564
you forgot the third thing: stupid ideas
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:01 No.27598582
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:01 No.27598582
I think what's happening is that Merc is trying to give us more chances to make a good roll, but our dice are so bad it's dragging on longer than it should have.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:02 No.27598591
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:02 No.27598591
Rolled 3

>>27598535
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:02 No.27598592
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:02 No.27598592
>>27598582
wow how naive you are. I almost envy it.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:02 No.27598593
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:02 No.27598593
Rolled 3

>>27598579
>>27598564

Bad rolls, Merc good rolls and stupid ideas

The triad of BAD END!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:02 No.27598594
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:02 No.27598594
Rolled 7

>>27598535

WHY!!? HAHAHAHAHAH
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:02 No.27598600
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:02 No.27598600
>>27598535
>>27598582

Merc, this starts to really get unfun if you keep trying to rig it for us.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:03 No.27598607
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:03 No.27598607
>>27598593
cursed quest is cursed.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:03 No.27598608
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:03 No.27598608
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Rolled 3

Posting large-breasted females to appease the dice gods.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:03 No.27598609
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:03 No.27598609
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>>27598480
I'm running out of reaction images suitable to express my glee
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)04:03 No.27598611
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)04:03 No.27598611
>>27598540
You do your best to try and take the tackle, but against your unarmored torso, it hurts like fucking hell.

It's survivable.

At that moment you whip out your spray can and jam it into Kravchenko's face and hit the button, and you hear him roar in anger as bright orange paint meant to mark mines and booby traps sticks onto his face and eyes. He throws you off in a rage and you're sent slamming into another tank, temporarily dazed. Kravchenko stumbles around, trying to wipe the paint off his face. Joke's on him though, that shit's designed to literally never come off.

Hahaha, yeah, you and Charlotte found that out the hard way.

You could take this chance to fight him, or... well... you could try running...

What did I tell you before about running?!?

>Fight
>Run
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:03 No.27598617
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:03 No.27598617
>>27598535
>>27598540
This shit is bananas
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)04:03 No.27598618
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)04:03 No.27598618
>>27598611
>>Run
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:04 No.27598620
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:04 No.27598620
Rolled 4

>>27598611
>Fight
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:04 No.27598622
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:04 No.27598622
Rolled 11

>>27598611
Well let's go down fighting

>Fight
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:04 No.27598625
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:04 No.27598625
>>27598611
>Fight
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:04 No.27598626
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:04 No.27598626
>>27598611
>>Run

Inb4 another dice roll we do badly at and no trying to fight won't help much because stats don't matter in this, just the roll of the dice.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598634
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598634
>>27598611

Are you fucking kidding me? Merc, I know you're sympathetic to the players, but this quest starts to lose all its tension if you keep trying to bloody rig it for us.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598635
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598635
>>27598611
>>Fight

WRENCH TO THE HEAD!!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598636
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598636
>>27598611
>Fight

When in doubt, follow the voice.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598637
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598637
>>27598611
>Run
Get us in Morgan's sights.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598638
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598638
>>27598611
>Whack with wrench, then run
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598639
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598639
What if that that "sense of calm" is Falynn losing her potential?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598641
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598641
>>27598611
RUN YOU STUPID BITCH RUN
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598642
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598642
Rolled 10

>>27598611
>>Fight
We have the taste of blood now. I don't think she'd stop until her bloodlust is sated.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598643
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598643
>>27598634
except that it seems rigged against us.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598646
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598646
Rolled 1

>>27598611
>Fight
THIS IS YOUR MOMENT FALYNN!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598649
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598649
>>27598611
>Fight

This Russian is an eyesore.

Disappear.

This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian This Russian
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598650
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:05 No.27598650
>>27598611
>Fight

Fine I get it, Merc.

>>27598626
They do, Falynn just has 0 agility.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:06 No.27598654
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:06 No.27598654
>Fight

Flame thrower while he is fucked up.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:06 No.27598655
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:06 No.27598655
>>27598639
My god...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:06 No.27598658
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:06 No.27598658
>>27598634
The entire fucking thread has been spent on a single fight because of all these critfails, by this point it's acceptable.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:06 No.27598659
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:06 No.27598659
>>27598611
>Run

>>27598643
That's the dice, which none of us controls. But since the GM himself is trying to bloody rig it for us...
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)04:06 No.27598661
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)04:06 No.27598661
>>27598641
I wonder why we have so many trying to fight when this is basically a terminator we're facing
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:06 No.27598663
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:06 No.27598663
>>27598642
She isn't her father, stop trying to make her like him.

>>27598650
And hardly any strength.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598667
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598667
>>27598611
>Fight
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598669
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598669
Rolled 17

>>27598646
I'M LAYING OFF THE DICE FOREEEEEEEVER
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598672
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598672
>>27598611
Pop a flare in his screaming mouth the next time he grabs us.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598673
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598673
>>27598634
>>27598659
It's just as annoying to hear the edgy crowd clamoring for blood
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598674
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598674
>>27598658

Holy shit, then follow the suggestion of the dice gods and just LOSE already instead of giving Falynn a mountainload of second chances.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598675
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598675
So whats up with the spoilers.
Is that meant to be her inner voice?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598676
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598676
Rolled 17

>>27598634

At least we'll be resolving it ourselves instead of relying on an asspull move like the rest of our team swooping in to save the day--and noone wants that.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598677
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598677
>>27598663

2 strength, same as Lucas. As a primary stat no less.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598679
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:07 No.27598679
>>27598659
but he's not if he was to rig it for us, he woudln't bother with so many dice rolls
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:08 No.27598688
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:08 No.27598688
>>27598669
THe only thing funnier would be if you had gotten a 20 out of that
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:08 No.27598690
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:08 No.27598690
>>27598661
Because he's not, he can die.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:08 No.27598693
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:08 No.27598693
>>27598673

I'm not even a part of that and I think this is bullshit.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:09 No.27598699
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:09 No.27598699
>>27598611
>Fight
KRAVCHENKO MUST DIE!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:09 No.27598704
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:09 No.27598704
>>27598611
Run away. If Morgan can see us, we can get support.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:09 No.27598711
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:09 No.27598711
>>27598611
>Run
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:10 No.27598712
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:10 No.27598712
>>27598674
I assume the reason we're alive is because Kravchenko likes to play around rather than kill them straight away.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:10 No.27598715
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:10 No.27598715
Maybe Falynn and Lucas can be murderbuddies together! Just mess with her hope and hurt someone he loves!
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)04:10 No.27598718
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)04:10 No.27598718
>>27598690
not with the way we've been rolling.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:10 No.27598719
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:10 No.27598719
>>27598658
>>27598658

Helps we have no idea what that roll was for. It could be for back up for all we know.

Though honestly my advise is to try to catch him on fire then bail.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:10 No.27598720
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:10 No.27598720
>>27598611
>Fight

Falynn is breaking.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:10 No.27598722
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:10 No.27598722
>>27598676

Giving us so many chances is an asspull in the first place.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:11 No.27598733
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:11 No.27598733
Rolled 16

>>27598712
And he also wants to lure Hudson here.
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Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)04:11 No.27598735
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)04:11 No.27598735
>>27598611
>Fight
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:12 No.27598736
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:12 No.27598736
>>27598611
>Run
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:12 No.27598741
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:12 No.27598741
>>27598722
We don't know that.

But we don't know it wasn't either.

Just let Merc run the quest, we can ask him later.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:12 No.27598743
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:12 No.27598743
>>27598611

Time for part 2 of our plan. Pull out the wrench.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:12 No.27598747
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:12 No.27598747
>>27598722
why do you think of them as a good thing? with our luck, it's a bad thing. If we weren't Falynn, she'd have likely managed a good job.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:13 No.27598757
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:13 No.27598757
>>27598611
>Fight

At this point, let this be the last scene of the thread
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:13 No.27598763
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:13 No.27598763
>>27598747

Then we would've rolled badly as whomever else we picked.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:14 No.27598766
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:14 No.27598766
>>27598763
except we wouldnt have failed as hard, that stupid fucking 'potential' is crippling
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:14 No.27598768
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:14 No.27598768
>>27598669
>>27598676
>>27598733
STOP ROLLING DAMMIT.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:15 No.27598771
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:15 No.27598771
>>27598763
You forget, Falynn's Pessimism makes it even worse. A 2 or 3 is a crit fail
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:15 No.27598775
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:15 No.27598775
>>27598766
We have to get rid of it via leveling or, having a life-changing experience.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:15 No.27598776
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:15 No.27598776
>>27598763
yea, but rolling badly as Lucina, who knows CQC and doesn't critfail on a 2 or 3, is a lot less bad than rolling badly on Falynn.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:15 No.27598779
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:15 No.27598779
The real question: is the spoilered text our inner confidence finally shining through?

Or is it our inner crazyshit, and Hudson&Co are going to find us curled on the ground in a pool of wrench-pureed Kravchenko laughing like an idiot.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:15 No.27598780
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:15 No.27598780
>>27598747

Because I happen to actually fucking want consequences instead of us coming with injuries that could be fucking cured with some application of ragnaid and a cute speech and some hair from Lucas as soon as we get a good dice roll.

Jesus motherfucking Christ, while I'm not saying that we should gleefully take delight in her suffering, there's only so much railroading in our favor I can take before it becomes complete bullshit.
>>
Rolled 20

>>27598611
>This is actually kinda surprising for me, too. Traditionally my rolls for the opposition have always been pretty shitty. I'm amazed at the selective memory some of the people here have.

You draw your trusty wrench, every engineer's trusty tool. Your really, REALLY wanted to beat this bastard's face in.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598790
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598790
Rolled 18

>>27598784
inb4 critfail
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598791
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598791
Rolled 8

>>27598674

We've been getting sevens and the like. The crits aren't the problem it's the spaming of low rolls just high enough to keep us alive but low enough to make it a bitch.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598794
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598794
Rolled 8

>>27598775
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598795
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598795
Rolled 8

>>27598784
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598797
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598797
Rolled 11

>>27598784
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598798
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598798
Rolled 14

>>27598784
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598800
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598800
Rolled 14

>>27598784
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598802
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:16 No.27598802
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>>27598784
>kravchenko rolled a 20
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598803
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598803
Rolled 8

>>27598784
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598805
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598805
>>27598784
...Damnit Merc.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598808
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598808
Rolled 14

>>27598784
What the fuck.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598809
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598809
>>27598784

Leave it to Merc to crit us~
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598812
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598812
Holy fuck we might be ending it here.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598813
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598813
Rolled 3

>>27598784

BEHOLD MY GLORY AND DESPAIR!
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598814
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)04:17 No.27598814
>>27598784
Ok, how the hell are we supposed to beat that.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:18 No.27598818
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:18 No.27598818
>>27598784
So I kind of feel terrible now because I was sitting there through that scowling and going "I hope he crits and snaps her neck so I can sleep."
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:18 No.27598819
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:18 No.27598819
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Rolled 19

>>27598768
>>27598784
MY DICE ARE ROLLING ON THEIR OWN.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:18 No.27598827
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:18 No.27598827
>>27598818

While I only want for him to capture, I'm sharing the same sentiment.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:19 No.27598831
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:19 No.27598831
Rolled 3

>>27598791
>>27598794
>>27598795

I need a drink.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:19 No.27598832
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:19 No.27598832
>roll an 18
>merc rolls a 20
there are no words
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:19 No.27598834
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:19 No.27598834
Rolled 2

>>27598813

Goddammit.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:19 No.27598835
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:19 No.27598835
>>27598779
Falynn Sturmfuhrer took an axe and gave Kravchenko 40 whacks.
When she saw what she had done she gave ol' Steiner 41.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:19 No.27598836
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:19 No.27598836
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>finally get a good roll with no critfails to ruin it
>merc crits
This is perfect.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:20 No.27598841
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:20 No.27598841
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Rolled 8

>>27598819
NAD I COULDN'T POST FOR LIKE THREE MINUTES. CURSE YOU, DICE GODS!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:20 No.27598842
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:20 No.27598842
>>27598831
did you miss the 18?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:20 No.27598845
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:20 No.27598845
>>27598834
>>27598831
>>27598813

Cmon dice gods, give us a break.
>>
Rolled 5

>>27598784
You're not sure how he knew it, but somehow Kravchenko is aware of your incoming wrench strike and grabs it, but he's still blinded.

The wrench isn't your only weapon, you know.

>Use the flare.
>Use the wire.
>Use the lighter.
>Other
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:20 No.27598854
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:20 No.27598854
>>27598846
Flare.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:20 No.27598856
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:20 No.27598856
>>27598846
>>Use the wire.
Strangle him
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598858
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598858
>>27598846
>>Use the flare.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598859
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598859
>>27598846
>Use the flare.
WHAT.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598863
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598863
>>27598846
>Use the flare.
In the eyehole, they burn hot enough to go straight into the brain
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598866
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598866
>>27598846
>>Use the flare.
AHAHAHAHAHA
>>
Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598867
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598867
>>27598846
flare stick it in his eye
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598868
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598868
>>27598846

Is spray paint itself flammable? If so, light the fucker up.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598869
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598869
>>27598846
>Use the flare.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598871
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:21 No.27598871
>>27598846
>Fucking crit

...Wow, just fucking wow.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598872
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598872
>>27598846
>Use the flare.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HmsBer4vS5w&t=00m06s
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598874
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598874
>>27598868
I thought all spray paint was flammable
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598877
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598877
>>27598846
>Use the flare.

Aim for the face!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598878
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598878
>>27598846
>Use the lighter.

He's got PAINT on his FACE!

Paint is flammable!

BURN BURN BURN BURN BURN!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598879
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598879
>>27598846
Just kick him in the balls with your heavy combat boots.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598881
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598881
Rolled 10

>>27598846
>Use the Wire
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598883
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598883
Rolled 9

>>27598846
>Use the flare.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598885
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598885
>>27598846
Use the wire.

When he grabs the wire, drop it and pop a flare in his face.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598886
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:22 No.27598886
Rolled 17

>>27598846

matrix this shit.

Light his ass on fire
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:23 No.27598890
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:23 No.27598890
>>27598871

He's blind, catching the wrench is crazy enough for a crit.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:23 No.27598895
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:23 No.27598895
Assuming this is essentially a road flare they burn at up to 1600 celsius according to wiki.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:24 No.27598898
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:24 No.27598898
>>27598890
It's like deflecting a real thrown knife while you're somewhat blinded and suffering from a concussion during filming.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:24 No.27598900
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:24 No.27598900
>>27598890

He should have beaten the FUCK out of her tenfold by now.

Instead I get this shit. I've just lost a lot of respect for Merc as a GM as this thread continues on.
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Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)04:24 No.27598902
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)04:24 No.27598902
>>27598895
ya we put this in his eye he dies shit melts metal
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:24 No.27598904
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:24 No.27598904
>>27598871

Dude just caught something while blind. To show how impossible this is blind yourself and I"ll take a wrench to you.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:25 No.27598906
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:25 No.27598906
>>27598898
I love him. Great actor. Even did the Russian Mob type guy well.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:25 No.27598910
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:25 No.27598910
>>27598900
You missed the whole part where he's a sadist and enjoys taking his time while giving us hope then.
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Rolled 17

>>27598846
Without thinking, you reach for one of your flares and pop it. You let go the wrench and Kravchenko stumbles backwards, now losing his reference of where you were.

Just a little more.

You pop the flare, the crimson flame burning and painting the smoke in the air red.

>roll 1d20
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)04:25 No.27598919
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)04:25 No.27598919
Rolled 15

>>27598911
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:25 No.27598920
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:25 No.27598920
Rolled 14

>>27598911
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598921
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598921
Rolled 19

>>27598911
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598923
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598923
Rolled 11

>>27598911
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598924
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598924
Rolled 7

>>27598911
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598927
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598927
Rolled 19

>>27598911
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598928
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598928
>>27598846
>>Use the wire.

Concertina wire, right? Go for the neck, the inner arm, or the inner thigh. Cut deep enough, we'll hit a main artery.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598929
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598929
>>27598898
>>27598906
Okay, who are we talking about here?
>>27598921
KRAVCHENKO! MUST! DIE!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598933
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598933
>>27598900

He enjoys watching us suffer.
That's why Merc asked if we were ready for suffering at the start of the thread.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598934
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598934
>>27598921
eye socket?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598935
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598935
>>27598921
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598936
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598936
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Rolled 14

>>27598911
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598937
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598937
>>27598900

Who invited the edgy anons?
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598939
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)04:26 No.27598939
>>27598921
Booyah.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:27 No.27598940
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:27 No.27598940
>>27598921
Did... did that happen....
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:27 No.27598941
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:27 No.27598941
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>>27598919
>>27598920
>>27598921
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:27 No.27598942
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:27 No.27598942
Rolled 11

>>27598921
Ha.Ha.HAHAHHAAH YES! THIS KILLS THE KRAVCHENKO!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:27 No.27598946
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:27 No.27598946
EVERYONE STOP ROLLING
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:28 No.27598949
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:28 No.27598949
Rolled 9

>>27598946
No.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:28 No.27598950
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:28 No.27598950
>>27598921
Same Anon who rolled that 20 headbutt here, I just want to say that I've never been more irritated at my ability to endlessly roll well in fights.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:28 No.27598951
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:28 No.27598951
>>27598937
the moment CoD characters started appearing in the story was like the bat signal to them.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:28 No.27598952
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:28 No.27598952
>>27598937

They were here last VMQ when Sam was a hostage. In fact this thread reminds me a lot about that one.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:28 No.27598954
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:28 No.27598954
>>27598929
Viggo Mortensen, the guy who played Aragorn in Lord of the Rings. He also broke his foot during the filming of the second film when he kicked a helmet aside. That was his real scream of pain recorded for the film.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:30 No.27598965
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:30 No.27598965
>>27598921
I... I think I love you Anon
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:30 No.27598972
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:30 No.27598972
>>27598933
It's said of all quest runners that they enjoy it, though I'm debating if Merc takes it to a new level.

That would explain why so many things are so dependent on the dice.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:32 No.27598985
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:32 No.27598985
>>27598965
Well, I dislike myself. I went into that roll with hate, bile and hope for a 1.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)04:32 No.27598989
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)04:32 No.27598989
>>27598921
You stab the flare right into his face. Kravchenko screams as the flames burn his skin as well as sets the paint alight.

Shit that's gotta hurt. Serves the bastard right.

You blink as you watch Kravchenko screaming and stumbling as he tries to extinguish the flames consuming his face. Did... did you just gain the upper hand just now?

What did you expect? He wanted you to run, after all.

Your hands then ball into fists and you stride forward.

>Pick up the wrench.
>No, you're going to use your own hands for this.
>Other
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:32 No.27598993
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:32 No.27598993
>>27598954
I knew about the foot thing, but what's this about catching a knife?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27598996
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27598996
>>27598989
>>No, you're going to use your own hands for this.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27598998
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27598998
Rolled 6

>>27598989
>>Pick up the wrench.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27598999
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27598999
>>27598989
>Pick up the wrench.
Don't want to punch fire.
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27599000
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27599000
>>27598989
>>Pick up the wrench.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27599001
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27599001
>>27598989
>No, you're going to use your own hands for this.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27599004
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27599004
>>27598989
>Pick up the wrench.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27599005
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:33 No.27599005
>>27598989
I think we're sufficiently enrage to beat him with our hands
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599008
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599008
>>27598989
>Pick up the wrench.

We're not our dad! We're an engineer! We'll make him regret crossing this engie.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599009
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599009
>>27598989
>>Pick up the wrench.
a solid hit to the base of the skull will end him
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599016
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599016
>>27598910

Hell he let us heal yourself about 2 times while tanking gunfire. We then barely reroll not to blow yourself up crit to get him off balance. Roll a 18 vs his crit which has proven to lower damage enough in the last quest.

It isn't roll a crit auto win unless the save is shit jesus the selective memory people has over these things. She would still be captured without the perfect crit.
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Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599019
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599019
>>27598989
>Pick up the wrench.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599021
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599021
>>27598989
>pick up the wrench

All this suffering. This breaks the Falynn
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599022
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599022
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>>27598989
>Pick up the wrench.
I wanted to post the Engineer, but all I have is this sadistic Medic.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599023
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599023
>>27598989
>Other

garrote concertina wire
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599025
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:34 No.27599025
>>27598993
During the first film, the actor playing the orc misjudged his throw, and sent a real knife hurling at him. Luckily, Viggo deflected it at the right moment with the swing of the sword. Also, not to mention he almost drowned during the second film.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:35 No.27599029
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:35 No.27599029
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>>27598989
>No, you're going to use your own hands for this.
Time to go Ladd Russo up in this bitch.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaZdFQcKvjk
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:35 No.27599037
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:35 No.27599037
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>>27598989
>Pick up the wrench.

Nothing can match that nice satisfying THUMP as it impacts his skull, then the CRUNCH as the next strike breaks it, then the SQUISH as the third pulps his brain!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:36 No.27599043
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:36 No.27599043
>>27599023

I'd like this, if we wouldn't be choking out the Ghostrider.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:37 No.27599046
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:37 No.27599046
>>27599016
Merc wrote it like he wanted it. I think it fits Kravchenko since he's a damn sadist.

If you don't like it, you're free to leave.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:37 No.27599052
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:37 No.27599052
>>27599043
Oh, look, it's the thousandth post of the thread. What the hell.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:37 No.27599053
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:37 No.27599053
>>27599037
and then the 4th through 100th where Falynn just...goes away for a little bit
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:37 No.27599057
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:37 No.27599057
>>27598989
>Other
>Trip him with the wire
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:38 No.27599058
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:38 No.27599058
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>>27599022
Here ya go.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:39 No.27599078
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:39 No.27599078
Congrats, you did it, Merc; an over 1000 reply thread, almost entirely made of EVERYBODY PANIC!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:40 No.27599082
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:40 No.27599082
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Falynn is going to be a little cracked after this isnt she?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:40 No.27599091
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:40 No.27599091
>>27599078
hell, he might even need to make a second thread soon, we're currently sitting on page 8
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)04:41 No.27599102
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)04:41 No.27599102
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>>27598989
It was almost, cathartic, the way you worked. Picking up the wrench, slamming into Kravchenko's knee in order to knock him off balance. A few hits to the arms since they kept getting in between you and his face.

That's it, Falynn. You won, it's over.

Oh no, it wasn't over. Not by a long shot. You small as you drop your boot onto his chest, causing him to wheeze as you force the air out of his lungs. Was this what it felt like to be good at what you did? It felt pretty damn good.

Oh no, you can't be thinking-

>Make it quick.
>Make it slow.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:41 No.27599104
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:41 No.27599104
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>>27599082
Just a bit.

Don't worry about it though. It will have no repercussions at all...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:42 No.27599106
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:42 No.27599106
>>27599082
At this rate we might be able to scare Chiquita.

At the very least one of our potentials is going to change into an utterly calm and logical beserker state.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:42 No.27599107
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:42 No.27599107
>>27599102
>Make it quick.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:42 No.27599108
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:42 No.27599108
>>27599102
>>Make it quick.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)04:42 No.27599112
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)04:42 No.27599112
>>27599102
>>Make it quick.
No respite.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:42 No.27599113
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:42 No.27599113
>>27599102
>Make it quick.
I don't think we want to be like him.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:42 No.27599115
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:42 No.27599115
>>27599102
>Make it slow.
If I can't kill her, I'm going to ride the crazy train all the way to the station.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599117
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599117
>>27599102
>Make it quick.

Bloody hell, I'm sick and bitter of this shit.

End it already.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599120
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599120
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>>27599102
>Make it slow.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599121
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599121
>>27599102
>>Make it quick.
We don't want to suffer the other one and what it will do.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599123
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599123
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>>27599102
Oh this is going to be good.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599125
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599125
>>27599102
>>Make it quick.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599127
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599127
>>27599082
She's going to need a lot of Apply: Hugs to even start getting over this. She'll either be s to tall mess or just shut down for a while

>>27599091
>new thread
>4:40 AM
pls no
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Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599128
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599128
>>27599102
>Make it quick.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599129
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:43 No.27599129
>>27599102
>Make it quick.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:44 No.27599139
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:44 No.27599139
>>27599102
>Make it quick.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:44 No.27599140
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:44 No.27599140
>>27599082
A little? odds are she'd never be the same again, ranging from "broken" to someone who'd remind Lucas of miss crazy if not worse.

Either way, we won't be able to forget this.

I wonder what else Merc has planned against the waifufags and those that spite them.

>>27599102
>>Make it quick.
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FroAnon
10/06/13(Sun)04:44 No.27599141
FroAnon 10/06/13(Sun)04:44 No.27599141
>>27599102
>Make it quick.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:44 No.27599142
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:44 No.27599142
>>27599102
Make it quick.
Shove a flare down his throat.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:44 No.27599153
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:44 No.27599153
Rolled 17 + 5

>>27599102
>Make it slow.

Fall into maddness
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:44 No.27599154
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:44 No.27599154
>>27599102
>>Make it quick.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:45 No.27599157
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:45 No.27599157
>>27599102
>make it quick
We're better than him
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:45 No.27599161
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:45 No.27599161
>>27599140
Looks like Falynn is gonna need a psych evaluation pronto.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:45 No.27599166
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:45 No.27599166
>>27599102
>Make it quick.

we're not like him.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:45 No.27599168
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:45 No.27599168
Rolled 12

>>27599102
>>Make it slow.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:45 No.27599175
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:45 No.27599175
>Falynn sitting over a pile of gore
>rest of the squad walks up, visibly disgusted
>Falynn gives the biggest, most sincere smile
>"Hey guys,I finally found what I'm really good at!"
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:45 No.27599178
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:45 No.27599178
>>27599161
she's hearing voices... that is never a good sign
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:46 No.27599182
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:46 No.27599182
>>27599161
nah, she just needs a good hour ot two with Lucas' hair
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:46 No.27599185
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:46 No.27599185
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>>27599082
I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you. I won't forgive you.
>>27599102
>Make it slow.
That's right Falynn. Let winter in.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:46 No.27599187
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:46 No.27599187
Merc, no offense, but Falynn offing Kravchenko is... a little bit of an asspull.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:46 No.27599190
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:46 No.27599190
>>27599178
Is...is the spoilered text, a split personality created to cope?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:46 No.27599194
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:46 No.27599194
>>27599140

I wanted her captured, it probably would've let a rescue be possible since Draigovich would've wanted intelligence from her before doing anything to her.

But noooooo, mountain of second chances.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:46 No.27599195
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:46 No.27599195
>>27599182

Pretty sure Lucas is the squad shrink, what with all his "nice guy" attributes.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:47 No.27599196
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:47 No.27599196
>>27599175
and then Falynn brought back the fencer class...with a wrench
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:47 No.27599201
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:47 No.27599201
>>27599102
>Make it slow.

Time to go insane.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:47 No.27599204
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:47 No.27599204
>>27599178
at least she's not hearing numbers
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:47 No.27599206
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:47 No.27599206
>>27599187
I'm just wondering where the rest of the enemy forces went. Surely they must be regrouping by now.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:47 No.27599210
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:47 No.27599210
>1036 replies

Has there ever been a quest that's gotten this high of a post count? Or is this the first?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:48 No.27599212
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:48 No.27599212
>>27599182
That would be the bullshit to top off all this bullshit.

>>27599187
Kravchenko was dominating the entire fight and now this bullshit?

Merc, what the fuck?
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)04:48 No.27599214
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)04:48 No.27599214
>>27599102
You frown as you look down at Kravchenko, now a burnt and bloody mess. It was... a disappointment, really. You thought there would be a better way for this fight to end.

You're alive. That's all that matters.

You sigh. You were really tempted to strangle him with that concertina wire. It would have been the perfectly slow and painful death for a bastard like him.

Don't think like that.

Well, his grenade bandolier was still there. You duct tape Kravchenko's hands together and grab hold of the pins.

"What are you..." Kravchenko mumbles through burnt lips.

>insert witty one liner, if you so desire
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:48 No.27599218
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:48 No.27599218
>>27599175
>because I'm the best at what I do
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599223
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599223
>>27599210
Shadow Quest regularly beat 1500+ replies around about thread 30-40
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599225
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599225
>>27599210
Shadow quest, Blatant Fetish Quest.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599226
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599226
>>27599214
No words. Only vengance.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599228
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599228
>>27599214
"I hope you have a blast in the afterlife."
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599231
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599231
>>27599214
"A girl. Who kicked your ass."
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599232
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599232
>>27599226
>>27599214
This, just pull it and walk off.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599235
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599235
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>>27599214
No one-liner. Pure, cold, uncompromising fury. Falynn has officially become one of The Walking Dead.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599237
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:49 No.27599237
>>27599214
>witty one liner
Nope.
Pull the pins, walk off.
Maybe giggle a little.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:50 No.27599239
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:50 No.27599239
>>27599210

Well, most quests move to a new thread at around 400 or so. I don't think this is the highest a quest has gotten in a single run.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:50 No.27599242
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:50 No.27599242
>>27599212

I think what Merc was getting at is, we got our asses kicked because we kept trying to run. Once we stopped running, turns out he's a pushover. You can call it an asspull if you like, but it makes sense to me.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:50 No.27599244
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:50 No.27599244
>>27599214

Was it good for you, baby? I know it was for me.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:50 No.27599245
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:50 No.27599245
>>27599212
>Kravchenko was dominating the entire fight and now this bullshit?

>Merc, what the fuck?

he was toying with us, and gave us an opening, we blinded him and burnt him, being blind and on fire pretty much ends ones ability to fight in single combat...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:50 No.27599248
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:50 No.27599248
>>27599214

"Pray for mercy in the afterlife." pull pins and run.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599250
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599250
>>27599214
silence

He doesn't need to know, he only needs to die
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599251
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599251
>>27599214
>"Continuing the game."
>Turn on his radio
>"Now beg for your life. Be and plead for me to treat you nicely, that you'll do anything not to be hurt. And be sure to say it loudly, I want your friends to hear it, too."
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599253
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599253
>>27599245
I agree, overconfidence tends to screw you over.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599254
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599254
>>27599212
A fight flipping on you because you kept intentionally lengthening it to get your jollies in is something that can and does happen...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599255
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599255
Rolled 2 + 5

>>27599214
"The Wraith's Engineers"

*Smile and pull on the pins on his grenades*
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Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599259
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599259
>>27599226
this
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599260
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599260
>>27599242
Pushover.

One of the biggest Imperials we've ever seen, a veteran of fights against special forces like Mason while we're a scared little girl barely out of training.

Pushover.

What.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599264
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:51 No.27599264
>>27599251
This. Oh my god, this.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:52 No.27599267
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:52 No.27599267
>>27599214
no words
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:53 No.27599275
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:53 No.27599275
>>27599214
"Ending this with a bang."

The Kotomine in me is disappointed we didn't break Falynn enough. I wish we had chosen the slow death.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:53 No.27599278
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:53 No.27599278
>>27599226
seconding
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:53 No.27599280
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:53 No.27599280
>>27599260

That was exactly the point. We were scared as fuck of him, but once we set to actually fighting him we were able to beat him. And like we've been saying, he was toying with us.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:53 No.27599282
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:53 No.27599282
>>27599260

Pushover is the wrong word. But we grossly overestimated him and got our asses kicked in the panic, which probably led to him underestimating us in the standoff which is a fatal mistake.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:53 No.27599283
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:53 No.27599283
>>27599046

reading comprehension ahoy.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:54 No.27599285
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:54 No.27599285
Guys, Kravchenko was beating the shit out of us until we blinded him and then set fire to his face.

He is at a severe disadvantage here. We managed to take out his eyes with the paint and one side being blind can really tip the odds of a fight.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:54 No.27599292
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:54 No.27599292
>>27599251

I kinda like this.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:55 No.27599299
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:55 No.27599299
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>>27599214
Just laugh.

Just laugh and pull the pins.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:55 No.27599303
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:55 No.27599303
>>27599260
Pushover definitely wasn't the right word for that anon to use there...but, he toyed with us too long. There is no one on earth who could continue fighting after paint+flare to the face
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:55 No.27599304
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:55 No.27599304
Does anyone think that Falynn can become sane again? (Actually, that may be a bad idea due to her coping mechanism)
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:55 No.27599306
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:55 No.27599306
>>27599251
Yes. This. We like cruel irony.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:55 No.27599307
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:55 No.27599307
>>27599280
>>27599282

I think the point sailed directly over your fucking heads in your rush to excuse Merc.

A veteran special forces officer with a height advantage versus a little out of training.

And that special forces officer somehow fucking lost.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599319
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599319
>>27599307
because he got overconfident and gave us an opening, which we exploited to blind him and then set him on fire

did you not read? do you not understand how that works?
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599321
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599321
>>27599307
Remember, a kid with a crossbow killed Richard the Lionheart..
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599322
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599322
>>27599307
And you being angry just made you yell at them.
Toying with someone for too long leaves you open to get the situation reversed on you. That's what happened.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599324
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599324
Rolled 6 + 5

>>27599307
Can we say it was just dumb luck?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599329
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599329
>>27599307
I agree, it's a bit hard to take.

There other ways to deal with the bad rolls and choices too.

Falynn gets captured and interrogated. The team has to rescue her was a valid alternative.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599330
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599330
>>27599307
Yes. Those things happen. A green kid can shoot you just as well as a grizzled, ten-year combat veteran.

>>27599304
I hope not. It gives her character.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599332
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599332
>>27599307
For me the only inexcusable part is that he left her anything other than ragnaid. I'm so confused on why he didn't confiscate the entire bag and then toss the ragnaid around her.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599333
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:57 No.27599333
>>27599319

Naw man, they teach you how to fight blinded with your face on fire in Spec Ops training. Didn't you know that?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:58 No.27599338
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:58 No.27599338
>>27599307
And in your rush to accuse you seem to miss the main point of their posts: he was toying with us. Admittedly unprofessional, but it's what he was doing, and he pushed it a little too long
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:58 No.27599339
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:58 No.27599339
>>27599307

Do you not understand that he was not trying to kill us immediately? If he really wanted us dead, we would have died. He left us a bunch of openings for us to try to take, because he liked seeing hope and then smashing it. Welp, we managed to exploit that and beat him.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:58 No.27599343
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:58 No.27599343
>>27599330
you mean being crazy chick no.2? not much of a gain there.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:59 No.27599347
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:59 No.27599347
>>27599332
overconfidence anon, it got us into this situation, and it got us out of it
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)04:59 No.27599349
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)04:59 No.27599349
>>27599319
Apart from the fact that a SPECIAL FORCES OFFICER actually kept toying with us once we've proven we could fight back...

>>27599321
Richard the Lionheart would've killed the fuck out of the kid in close combat. Not to mention the shitton of rolls saying we should've lost.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:00 No.27599361
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:00 No.27599361
>>27599349
>SPECIAL FORCES OFFICER

that means fucking nothing if the human underneath is an overconfident sadist who likes to toy with his prey

now shut the fuck up about MUH SPECIALEZ FORCEZ
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:00 No.27599362
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:00 No.27599362
>>27599349

Proving we could fight back just meant that he would get more enjoyment when he eventually broke us.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:00 No.27599364
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:00 No.27599364
>>27599329

That was the situation I was honestly expecting.

Instead we get Falynn winning against Kravchenko because Merc let it drag long enough for us to finally get good rolls.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:01 No.27599370
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:01 No.27599370
>>27599343
Miss Banana isn't going to stay around forever.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:01 No.27599378
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:01 No.27599378
>>27599307

Yeah? special forces arent invisible. If you fuck around long enough to give a shot in then it is possible. Hell what about the guys in some of these invasions that died from a random 15 year old with an AK and a lucky shot? You learn to kill quickly in the army but this guy is too sadistic and let his better judgement get clouded that is why he died.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)05:02 No.27599383
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)05:02 No.27599383
>>27599260
Considering Kravchenko is an EWII veteran, age was not exactly on his side, either. He is literally just as old as Reznov is.

>>27599214
You really wanted to say something witty, or funny, but... your mind is just blank. Besides, no reason to make his death any more memorable. You pull the pins from his bandolier and drop them all over his face so he can realize what's going on.

You turn and walk away, and you hear Kravchenko scream and curse in rage before it's cut off by an explosion.

You then pick up your radio, still sitting on top of the tank where Kravchenko had left it.

"Hudson." You say, your voice level and almost devoid of emotion. "Are you still there?"

"Falynn?!" You hear Hudson yell. "What happened? Where's Kravchekno?"

"Dead." You mumble. You look in your hand and realize you're clutching his dog tags in your hands. You never even realized you had taken them.

"W-what?" Hudson says, genuinely surprised.

"Yeah." You confirm. "I... I need a way out. Can you help me?"

"We can't come directly to you, Kravchenko's guys are still blocking us!" Hudson says. "Morgan, do you see anything?"

"Ummm... the south side is pretty much open. Once you reach the fence you'll be outside the smoke and I can cover. you." Morgan says.

You nod and start making your way to the nearby chain link fence.

You did good Falynn. You did real good, there.

>Do you really mean that?
>It was mostly you... i think.
>Did I really?
>Other
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:03 No.27599391
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:03 No.27599391
>>27599349
Two names you should remember:
Captain America:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_BmRMMej3U
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhGIFLWadEU
Encino Man:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeUYE1XNO5E
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:03 No.27599392
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:03 No.27599392
>>27599383
>>Do you really mean that?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:03 No.27599394
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:03 No.27599394
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>>27599370

What a shame, I miss her already.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:03 No.27599395
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:03 No.27599395
>>27599383

>Do you really mean that?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:03 No.27599396
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:03 No.27599396
>>27599383
>Did I really?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599399
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599399
>>27599329

That happened dude. We literally criticaled out of it. I
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599400
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599400
>>27599383
>Do you really mean that?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599402
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599402
>>27599383
>It was mostly you... i think.
>>Did I really?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599403
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599403
>>27599383
>>Do you really mean that?
>>It was mostly you... i think.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599404
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599404
>>27599361
It's almost as if special forces have it beaten into their heads not to toy around with a threat.

Whoever would known!

>>27599362
Which is stupid, anyone with an ounce of training and experience would've recognised that he should've ended this when we proved we were still a threat. Or at the very fucking least, taken our tools away.

>>27599338
Unprofessional headed straight into full retard by not eliminating us when we proved we still were a threat or at least taken our toolkit.

It's not even special forces training, it's basic common sense.

>>27599339
I understand that anyone with a lick of common sense would've taken away the toolkit. He would've still gotten his kicks then.

But not even that.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599405
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599405
>>27599383
>>Other
"No,,,I really didn't..."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599406
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599406
>>27599383
>Did I really?
Cue "I'M A MONSTER." I need it, Merc.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599407
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599407
>>27599383
>Do you really mean that?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599408
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599408
>>27599383
>>Did I really?
She finally gets the validation she wanted. Just not from a "good" source. It'll be interesting to see how this plays out.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599410
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599410
>>27599383
>>It was mostly you... i think.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599411
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599411
>>27599383

>Did I really?

Oh boy! Praise from the voices in our head! This can't end badly!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599416
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:04 No.27599416
Rolled 3 + 5

>>27599383
>Do you really mean that?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:05 No.27599423
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:05 No.27599423
>>27599404
jesus christ, shut up already about your glorious robots already
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:05 No.27599424
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:05 No.27599424
>>27599383
>Do you really mean that?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:06 No.27599433
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:06 No.27599433
>>27599404
Overconfident sadist.

That's why he didn't do those things.

Hell if he was smart he would've just shot us in the back of the head when we were leaving.

It's a story, let it go.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:06 No.27599435
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:06 No.27599435
>>27599383

What he's lost in age he should've made up for un experience, not like that was shown considering how he went into full retard.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:06 No.27599436
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:06 No.27599436
>>27599383
>Other

"WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN?!"
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:06 No.27599437
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:06 No.27599437
>>27599404

Holy shit, it's almost like Kravchenko was a fucking crazy person!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:07 No.27599438
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:07 No.27599438
>>27599383
>Do you really mean that?
>It was mostly you... I think.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:07 No.27599443
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:07 No.27599443
>>27599383
>Other
"Yeah. We did."
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:07 No.27599447
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:07 No.27599447
>>27599404

Not everyone takes that training to heart. Especially men like that. It's a stretch but I've seen some crazy mofos do worse with military training. So as long as it isn't a every battle thing I don't mind.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:08 No.27599448
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:08 No.27599448
>>27599383
seconding >>27599443
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:08 No.27599451
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:08 No.27599451
>>27599423
I am not going to go full retard like that anon, but I am going to beg an answer as to why our tools weren't removed. Or at the very least the flares, especially considering he was planning to lead our allies right to us.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:08 No.27599453
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:08 No.27599453
>>27599433
My problem with this ENTIRE FUCKING STORY is how we never face true, LASTING consequences with what we do.

In the entirety of some 60+ threads we've been doing this, the worst thing that has ever happened to us is Falynn suffering mental damage after rolling hilariously badly against KRAVCHENKO. A major enemy within the story.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:09 No.27599462
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:09 No.27599462
>>27599383
>do you really mean that?

>>27599404
Special Forces people are still people. They fuck up. He fucked up. This is literally what we have been getting at this while time
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)05:09 No.27599463
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)05:09 No.27599463
>>27599383
>Traditionally, boss enemies in this quest have always had serious exploitable weaknesses. If you thought all of them were infallible fighting machines you've been reading the wrong quest.

"Did... did I really?" You mumble.

Yeah, I'm not lying to you. You did a really good job.

>I guess...
>What the hell are you, anyways?
>Other
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:09 No.27599467
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:09 No.27599467
>>27599451
>but I am going to beg an answer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh please, do continue, you are fucking hilarious
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:09 No.27599473
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:09 No.27599473
>>27599463
>What the hell are you, anyways?
>>
FroAnon
10/06/13(Sun)05:09 No.27599477
FroAnon 10/06/13(Sun)05:09 No.27599477
>>27599463
>What the hell are you, anyways?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:10 No.27599478
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:10 No.27599478
>>27599463
>>What the hell are you, anyways?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:10 No.27599480
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:10 No.27599480
>>27599463
>What the hell are you, anyways?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:10 No.27599483
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:10 No.27599483
>>27599463
>What the hell are you, anyways?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:10 No.27599487
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:10 No.27599487
>>27599463

>I guess...

I don't think she's in the right mind to question it.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)05:10 No.27599488
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)05:10 No.27599488
>>27599463
>>What the hell are you, anyways?
Though, I'm fairly certain I can guess...
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:10 No.27599489
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:10 No.27599489
>>27599463
>>What the hell are you, anyways?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:11 No.27599492
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:11 No.27599492
>>27599463
A serious exploitable weakness that gave Falynn all the goddamn time in the world to build up some good rolls.

I wouldn't be doing this if we had some decent rolls in the start, but the fact that we still won despite some terrible failures is just utterly SoD breaking.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:11 No.27599494
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:11 No.27599494
>>27599463
>>What the hell are you, anyways?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:11 No.27599498
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:11 No.27599498
>>27599463
>I guess...
All aboard the crazy train...
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:11 No.27599501
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:11 No.27599501
>>27599443

Thirded.

So odds of Falynn becoming the yandere one?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:12 No.27599514
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:12 No.27599514
>>27599453
There was that time where the only thing that saved Sam from dying was like 2 rerolls and a bit of luck. If it irks you so, why do you hang around?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:12 No.27599516
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:12 No.27599516
>>27599453
Valkyria Chronicles is not where you want to be for SERIOUS consequences. Going by that, Jaeger should've been dead about thread 6, Sam should be dead, Karla should be dead, Ramirez should probably be dead too...
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:13 No.27599524
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:13 No.27599524
We should really get her to talk to someone that isn't the voice in her head so they can help her.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:13 No.27599525
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:13 No.27599525
>>27599501
I give it 50/50 at this point.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)05:13 No.27599526
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)05:13 No.27599526
>>27599463
"What are you, anyways?" You ask, using your wire cutters to snip a hole in the fence that was your last barrier to freedom.

Anything you want, I guess. A voice in your head? A figment of your imagination? God? Heck, I might even be actual person you think I am.

>I guess that makes sense.
>Why should I even believe you if you admit you might not be real?
>Other
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:13 No.27599528
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:13 No.27599528
>>27599437
It's almost like in a situation not facing a complete retard we should at least been deprived of our pack.

>>27599447
I can believe that, but what I can't believe is him stretching it out so long, or at least not having the presence of mind to take out pack.

>>27599462
I'm well aware that special forces are not infallible, but this is what someone with common sense should've done.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:13 No.27599531
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:13 No.27599531
>>27599526
>>I guess that makes sense.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)05:14 No.27599534
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)05:14 No.27599534
>>27599526
>>Why should I even believe you if you admit you might not be real?
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:14 No.27599537
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:14 No.27599537
>>27599526
>>Why should I even believe you if you admit you might not be real?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:14 No.27599539
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:14 No.27599539
>>27599526
>Why should I even believe you if you admit you might not be real?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599543
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599543
>>27599526
>I guess that makes sense.
>>
Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599547
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599547
>>27599528
ya he was a nutter and kind of lacked common sense
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599550
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599550
>>27599451

The tools weren't removed because Merc wanted us to MacGyver something for fun. Yes it doesn't make sense the guy didn't empty our bags, so what? We were given a chance to do some cool shit with some wire a paint can and blastcaps etc. but we decided to just use the tools separately. Nothing wrong with that, I for one appreciate at least having the option to pull a Heloise.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599554
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599554
Rolled 4 + 5

>>27599526
>>Other
"Lucas's rage?"

Nah, just joking.

>Why should I even believe you if you admit you might not be real?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599557
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599557
>>27599526
>>I guess that makes sense.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599558
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599558
>>27599528
Simple really. Kravchenko isn't an engineer so he's largely ignorant of their tools. This is double bad when you realize that he's going up against an engineer that was trained personally by Heloise, of all people.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599560
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:15 No.27599560
>>27599514
Yeah, over the entirety Merc's been playing that's the closest anyone's come to dying. Whoooo, and it only took a near-crit hit and a crit-fail to do it too!

>>27599516
At least Isara died in the first game, unlike the entirety of this quest.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:17 No.27599574
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:17 No.27599574
>>27599528
>common sense
>crazy old masochistic SF operator
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:17 No.27599576
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:17 No.27599576
>>27599558

We could have had a backup gun or grenades in there, again, why the fuck would he leave us with items we don't recognise (and if he saw the contents) looked rather pointy?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:18 No.27599587
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:18 No.27599587
>>27599526
>Why should I even believe you if you admit you might not be real?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:18 No.27599588
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:18 No.27599588
>>27599574
>Veteran SF Operator
>Not taking away items he doesn't recognise
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:18 No.27599592
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:18 No.27599592
>I guess that makes sense.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:18 No.27599596
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:18 No.27599596
>>27599588
you are still ignoring the fact that he was crazy...
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:19 No.27599598
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:19 No.27599598
>>27599560
Yeah and Isara dying was nearly as big an ass pull in the game as this whole thing too.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:19 No.27599604
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:19 No.27599604
>>27599526
"Alright. Welcome back in our head, Falynn."

>>27599576
Because he did.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:19 No.27599610
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:19 No.27599610
>>27599558
Right. This is a universe where cross-class training doesn't exist. Almost forgot. Thanks, Merc, it mostly makes sense now.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:19 No.27599611
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:19 No.27599611
>>27599560
Great, so you commented on my first point but not the second. Why are you here if you're not enjoying it?
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)05:19 No.27599613
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)05:19 No.27599613
>>27599526
"Why should I even believe you if you admit you might not be real?"

Even if I'm not real, does that make what I've said any less true?

"You... have a point there." You concede.

Well, I've done my job. You keep that chin high, alright? You're not going to get far if you go back to your old ways.

"Yeah, thanks...

>...Dad."
>...Charlotte."
>...Lucas."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599616
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599616
>>27599596
He was good at what he did, I WAS sort of anticipating him not going full retard.

>>27599598
>Being butthurt with canon

I like your debating style
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599622
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599622
>>27599492
So, what, you want death-spiral combat, where the moment one of the parties takes a solid hit the rest of the fight is basically pre-determined, and becomes a matter of book-keeping? You could argue that it's realistic, but if I wanted realism I'd reread my copy of Hunting The Jackal.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599624
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599624
>>27599613
>...Lucas."
This has the most potential for FUN.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599625
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599625
>>27599613
>>...Lucas."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599627
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599627
>>27599613
>...Lucas."

Engage yandere mode y/y?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599628
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599628
>>27599613
>...Lucas."
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599629
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:20 No.27599629
>>27599613
>>...Dad."
Jager's in her head, or what she thinks is Jager.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599630
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599630
>>27599613
"...me."
OH SHIT SON
>>
Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599631
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599631
>>27599613
>...Dad.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599633
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599633
Rolled 3 + 5

>>27599613
>...Charlotte."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599634
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599634
>>27599613
>...Dad."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599635
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599635
>>27599613
>...Charlotte."

Nothing else really makes sense.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599639
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599639
>...Lucas."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599640
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599640
>>27599613
>...Charlotte."

>>27599611
Because I thought this quest had potential.

Still do in fact, but that isn't going to keep me from pointing out flaws as I see them.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599641
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599641
Does Falynn know about Lucas's rage thing?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599643
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599643
Rolled 16

>>27599613

>Lucas
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599644
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599644
>>27599528

Yeah that is the point my friend he was a really skilled bastard who was cracked to the point he didn't think logically. Most likely because she is a engineer so hardcore fight but with a weakness instead of just "He shoots you in the back you die. He then calls recon."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599645
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:21 No.27599645
>>27599613
>...Dad."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:22 No.27599647
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:22 No.27599647
>>27599616
I'm not butthurt. It makes sense for the games story. But going from "Lol, I got hit with a tank shell, gimme a minute to get back in the match." To "Bang, your dead before the medic gets here," is a little jarring.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:22 No.27599649
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:22 No.27599649
>>27599641

Hmm no, if I recall correctly she went elsewhere when we encountered Lara.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:22 No.27599652
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:22 No.27599652
>>27599613
>...Dad."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599658
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599658
>>27599613
>...Charlotte."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599663
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599663
>>27599613
>>...Dad."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599664
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599664
>>27599635
Except that the voice referred to Charlotte in the third person a few posts back.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599665
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599665
>>27599613
>...Charlotte."
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599666
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599666
Now that you think about it, what would it be like if Jager Sturmfuhrer was in your head? Would he tell you to beat people in drinking contests?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599667
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599667
>>27599613
>>...Dad."
>>...Charlotte."

Either of these.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599669
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599669
>>27599649
BUT! Charlotte, I'm pretty sure, was there and I'm pretty sure she'd tell her twin something like that.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599671
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:23 No.27599671
>>27599613
>...Dad."

Father issues ahoy!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:24 No.27599673
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:24 No.27599673
>>27599613
>Dad
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:24 No.27599674
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:24 No.27599674
>>27599649

Okay then, thanks.

>...Dad."

Isn't her whole thing about making her parents proud?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:24 No.27599680
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:24 No.27599680
>>27599613
>...Dad."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:24 No.27599681
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:24 No.27599681
>>27599613
>...Dad."
This inner voice was channeling Jaeger HARD.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:24 No.27599684
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:24 No.27599684
>>27599674
I thought it was not wanting to be compared to her parents.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:25 No.27599686
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:25 No.27599686
>>27599613
>...Dad."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:25 No.27599687
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:25 No.27599687
>>27599674
>>27599613

Whoops, forgot to link it

>...Dad."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:25 No.27599690
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:25 No.27599690
>>27599613
>...Dad."

Last thing I need for this is to turn into a waifufest.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:26 No.27599691
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:26 No.27599691
Rolled 3

>>27599613

>lucas
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:26 No.27599692
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:26 No.27599692
>>27599613
>...Dad."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:26 No.27599693
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:26 No.27599693
>>27599674

It's about trying to distance herself from her parents. To be honest, the dad option doesn't make much sense to me, and I am detecting some samefaggotry.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:26 No.27599695
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:26 No.27599695
>>27599666

It would be amazing. Imagine the horrible advise he would give.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:26 No.27599698
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:26 No.27599698
>>27599613
>...Dad."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:27 No.27599704
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:27 No.27599704
>>27599640
Okay, well that's far more understandable than just dropping by to troll. Please do remember that there is a difference between "I disagree" and "your way of having fun is objectively wring and you're stupid for enjoying it" though
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:27 No.27599706
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:27 No.27599706
Okay Merc, for options that people will read as

>waifu
>not waifu
>not waifu

I would just do the antisamefagging meassures right away.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:27 No.27599709
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:27 No.27599709
>>27599644

Man, defeating Kravchenko isn't even my biggest issue.

It's the way his flaw drags things along in a system predisposed to be likely to give us better rolls than him. Time dragging things out is time we could use to get a better roll.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:27 No.27599710
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:27 No.27599710
>>27599693
Well, she's imagining her "idealized version" of her father, so she has as much leeway as possible for "his" personality..
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:27 No.27599714
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:27 No.27599714
>>27599666
Fuck I was I had a voice in my head telling me to do that.

"Come on Falynn. Show them the might of the Sturmfuhrer's! You can totally take them."
"I-I don't really know dad, that's an awful lot of alcohol."
"Ah come on kiddo, you can do it. Besides, drinking contests are what got me involved with your mother. Maybe it could work for you and Lucas."
"...You really think so?"
"Trust me. He won't even know what hit'em."
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:28 No.27599719
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:28 No.27599719
>>27599613
>>...Lucas."

Don't like jager here and this is the closest one to what I could vote for and win.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:28 No.27599726
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:28 No.27599726
>>27599710

Thinking about it that way, it does make the most sense. She already has a perfectly fine Lucas and Char so she doesn't need another one.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:28 No.27599728
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:28 No.27599728
>>27599704

Look, I'm sorry I came off that way. But I am currently very frustrated with that way things turned out and it's half past 2 in the morning.

Bottom line, I'm not seeing this as a good day.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:28 No.27599729
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:28 No.27599729
>>27599693

Yeah, now that I learned that, the dad option doesnt really make sense. Posting from my phone though, so I can't delete my vote.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:29 No.27599743
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:29 No.27599743
>>27599729
read:>>27599710
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:30 No.27599745
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:30 No.27599745
>>27599709

Ah okay I can see and understand that one it did drag out a lot.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:30 No.27599747
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:30 No.27599747
>>27599622

I wouldn't be wanting that if the system wasn't practically rigged to give us better rolls, highest of 3 and all that.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:30 No.27599748
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:30 No.27599748
I for one would like see unhinged Falynn manifest in taking a more aggressive approach to Lucas.

She duct tapes his wrists to the bed and then ruffles his fluffy hair. And then for a brief moment she regain her clarity and looks down at her hands covered in Lucas's hair, she will realise just how much of a monster she has become.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:30 No.27599750
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:30 No.27599750
Rolled 9

>>27599743

But she doesn't want to be compared to her parents.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)05:31 No.27599757
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)05:31 No.27599757
>>27599613
"Thanks, Dad." You say. Well... it technically probably wasn't him, but he was speaking in Dad's voice, so you might as well acknowledge him as such.

When you reach the rendezvous the very first thing that happens is that you get caught in a bear hug by Lucina.

"Falynn, thank god you're safe!" She cries.

"Jesus, you look like hammered shit, Falynn." Woods gives you a slight grin. "Is that bastard really dead?"

You wordlessly toss Kravchenko's dog tags to him.

"Serves the bastard right." Woods spits. "Whatever you did to him, it was still too good for him."

"I think you deserve to keep it." Mason takes the dog tags from Woods and hands them back to you.

"Okay, that's enough. We'll sort this out once we get back to the Bastion." Hudson sighs. "This place is going to be crawling with Eruseans pretty soon."

"Come on let's go." Lucina takes your hand. "We're going home."

"Home..." You mumble and glance back at the plume of smoke hovering over the base. You felt like you were leaving something behind there, something that...

>...you could live without. Were you really such a crybaby before then?
>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:31 No.27599761
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:31 No.27599761
Rolled 9

>>27599613
>...Lucas."
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:31 No.27599762
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:31 No.27599762
>>27599750
Maybe not. But she joined up after them anyway, whatever that reason may have been.

So, even if she doesn't want to be compared to them, they are still some of the best at doing what we/she are doing.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:32 No.27599764
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:32 No.27599764
>>27599757
>>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
Spec Ops: The Line
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:32 No.27599765
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:32 No.27599765
>>27599709
I'm guessing that's why Merc wanted us to pick Falynn. Pessimism tilts the dice dynamics slightly away from where it is usually
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:32 No.27599769
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:32 No.27599769
>>27599757
>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
Something has to give, at some point.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:32 No.27599770
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:32 No.27599770
>>27599757
>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:32 No.27599772
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:32 No.27599772
>>27599693
Her distancing herself off her parents is what built her pessimism to begin with though, and now that she embraces it, she could actually come up with something.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:32 No.27599777
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:32 No.27599777
Rolled 4

>>27599757
>>...you could live without. Were you really such a crybaby before then?
>>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?

Mixed feelings, sad to see it but still its a goodbye. It's been part of her for awhile after all.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599779
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599779
>>27599757
>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599780
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599780
>>27599728
>it's half past 2 in the morning.

5:31 here. Going to hate myself in 5 hours.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599781
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599781
>>27599757
>...you could live without. Were you really such a crybaby before then?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599786
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599786
>>27599757
>>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599788
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599788
Rolled 4

>>27599757
>>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599790
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599790
>>27599777
>>27599757
Bittersweet is a go.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599792
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599792
>>27599757
>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599793
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:33 No.27599793
>>27599780
Same here. But I'm seeing this through to the end.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599797
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599797
>>27599757
>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?

>>27599765
Which I approve of, don't get me wrong. It worked to a degree, but I don't think it was enough to balance the issue.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599801
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599801
>>27599757
>...you could live without. Were you really such a crybaby before then?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599803
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599803
>>27599780
Oh, same here bro.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599807
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599807
>>27599743

I dunno about that, especially with the whole "doesn't really want to be a Sturmfuhrer at all" thing. I personally think, with no waifuing intent, that the voice should be Lucas, since it seems like the voice is just the internalization of what he's always been saying to her.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599810
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599810
>>27599757
>>...you could live without. Were you really such a crybaby before then?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599811
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599811
Rolled 9

>>27599777

This
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599814
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:34 No.27599814
>>27599803
>>27599793
>>27599780
>>27599803
East coast bro's suffer together!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599817
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599817
>>27599757
>...you were going to miss
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599819
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599819
Rolled 17

>>27599777

[x] This
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Private Duffy
10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599820
Private Duffy 10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599820
>>27599757
>...you could live without. Were you really such a crybaby before then?

C'mon Falynn. Gallian steel.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599821
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599821
>>27599757
>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599827
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599827
>>27599757
>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?

>>27599807
Falynn is hardly coming out of that base the same.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599828
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599828
>>27599757
>>27599764
>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?

Do you feel like a hero yet Falynn?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599829
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:35 No.27599829
>>27599757
seconding >>27599777
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:36 No.27599834
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:36 No.27599834
>>27599757
>>...you could live without. Were you really such a crybaby before then?
>>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:36 No.27599836
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:36 No.27599836
>...you could live without. Were you really such a crybaby before then?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:36 No.27599843
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:36 No.27599843
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>>27599757
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:37 No.27599849
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:37 No.27599849
Rolled 1

>>27599757
Fuck it.
Changing >>27599788
to >>27599780
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:37 No.27599850
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:37 No.27599850
>>27599807
Iunno...it seemed more aggressive than usual Lucas comments
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:37 No.27599851
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:37 No.27599851
>>27599757
>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
>>
Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)05:37 No.27599855
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)05:37 No.27599855
>>27599814
ya I am ZMing a AFMBE game in like 6 and a half hours from now
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:37 No.27599861
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:37 No.27599861
>>27599843
So which one did Falynn kill for?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:38 No.27599864
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:38 No.27599864
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>>27599849

Changing to hating yourself in the morning?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:38 No.27599866
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:38 No.27599866
>>27599814
>7:30 pm here
Ahahaha you poor bastards.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:38 No.27599867
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:38 No.27599867
>>27599843
Whelp, forgot my vote

>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:38 No.27599868
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:38 No.27599868
So who want's to see Lucas go through something exciting next?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:38 No.27599873
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:38 No.27599873
>>27599849
Falynn won't like her morning?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:39 No.27599876
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:39 No.27599876
I love GMT+8.

I can sit in these threads the entire day all week.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:39 No.27599877
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:39 No.27599877
>>27599861

The point of that it's ultimately all the same, murder is murder.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)05:39 No.27599879
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)05:39 No.27599879
>>27599757
You smile sadly and turn away. You're not sure if you were ever going to be the same person after this.

It's going to be opportunity to be a new one.

You wanted to be-

>A braver person.
>A more ruthless person.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:39 No.27599881
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:39 No.27599881
Rolled 8

>>27599864
...Yeah ok how the fuck did that happen, thanks for letting me know.
>>
Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)05:39 No.27599886
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)05:39 No.27599886
>>27599879
>>A braver person.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:39 No.27599887
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:39 No.27599887
>>27599879
>>A braver person.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599888
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599888
>>27599757
>...you were going to miss. Who said you came out of that base alive?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599890
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599890
>>27599879
>>A braver person.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599892
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599892
>>27599879
>A more ruthless person.
Yeah. Fuck sanity, it's underrated.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599895
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599895
>>27599868

Falynn hairraping lucas?

Yesss

>>27599879
>Braver
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599896
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599896
>>27599879
>A braver person.

Reznov is going to owe us a drink
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599898
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599898
>>27599873
I blame you for the questions I now have about Gallican birth control and whether it stops cramps or whatever
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599899
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599899
Rolled 4

>>27599879
>>A braver person.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599906
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599906
>>27599879
>A braver person.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599908
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:40 No.27599908
>>27599879
>A braver person.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599910
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599910
>>27599879
>A braver person.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599911
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599911
>>27599879
>A braver person.
>A more ruthless person.

Ruthlessly brave!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599913
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599913
>>27599879
>A braver person.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599914
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599914
>A braver person.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599915
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599915
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>>27599879
>>A braver person.

A braver falynn is one that will openly go after what she wants.

Namely lucas.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599916
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599916
>>27599892
Fuck me, I meant overrated.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599917
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599917
>>27599896
With Imaginary Jager cheering us on!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599921
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599921
>>27599879
>braver
Like Lucas and Charlotte, with the help of IdealMindDad
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599922
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599922
>>27599879
>A braver person.

My God.

I can't believe it took me this long to realise Falynn now has schizophrenia.
>>
Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599924
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599924
>>27599879
>A braver person
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599926
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:41 No.27599926
>>27599898
If it makes you feel any better, some anon's statement about spec ops training to fight blinded while on fire left me laughing for quite some time.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:42 No.27599933
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:42 No.27599933
>>27599922
Tell us the signs for those who didn't catch it.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:42 No.27599937
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:42 No.27599937
>>27599868

I have a feeling Merc is going to kill someone off to develop Lucas from the optimist to something like Jager in the beginning of the first quest.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:42 No.27599938
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:42 No.27599938
>>27599917

>Yesss
>Thats my girl
>Drink him under the table
>Touch that fluffy hair
>Make it yours
>>
Private Duffy
10/06/13(Sun)05:43 No.27599943
Private Duffy 10/06/13(Sun)05:43 No.27599943
>>27599879
>>A braver person.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:43 No.27599954
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:43 No.27599954
>>27599895

Not only that, but hairraping a drunk Lucas!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:44 No.27599956
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:44 No.27599956
>>27599933

One common symptom of it is voices in the head.

Which we have now.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:44 No.27599957
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:44 No.27599957
>>27599938
>Make it yours.
I laughed. Slow your roll there minddad
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:44 No.27599958
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:44 No.27599958
>>27599937
It's probably not Simo, Russians shot him in the face, but he woke up from a coma the day the Winter War was declared over.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:44 No.27599959
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:44 No.27599959
>>27599757
>A braver person.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:45 No.27599971
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:45 No.27599971
>>27599937
>>27599958
Merc's going to kill his fluffy hair.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:45 No.27599975
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:45 No.27599975
>>27599879
>A more ruthless person.
I know it's not going to win, but fuck this, I'm voting for this.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:45 No.27599979
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:45 No.27599979
>>27599971

Never liked it anyway.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:46 No.27599982
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:46 No.27599982
>>27599958
I want to hedge my bets on Lucina or Char. Childhood friend ahoy!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:46 No.27599988
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:46 No.27599988
>>27599958

Could be one of the instructors sacrificing themselves to save Lucas or something like that.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:46 No.27599994
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:46 No.27599994
>>27599971
>kill his fluffy hair
HAREM BROKEN.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:47 No.27599995
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:47 No.27599995
>>27599937
Symbolically, or Physically?
>>
Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)05:47 No.27599998
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)05:47 No.27599998
>>27599988
fuck it is going to be Bragg
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:47 No.27600000
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:47 No.27600000
>>27599982

Very likely the unstoppable force, lucina.

That she of all people fell would be a major.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:47 No.27600006
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:47 No.27600006
I find it funny how we are spending more time in combat as side characters and that the MC is getting the least amount of character development
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:48 No.27600017
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:48 No.27600017
>>27599998
God damn, it's always Bragg!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:48 No.27600018
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:48 No.27600018
>>27599958
>>27599982

Well shit, just remembered about Lara. Prime recipiant of pineapple salad.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:48 No.27600020
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:48 No.27600020
>>27600000
That's assuming that there's no plan of doing similar things to all the girls as to get revenge on the waifufags for shitting up that one thread.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:48 No.27600023
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:48 No.27600023
>>27600006
Just like a real harem anime!
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:48 No.27600027
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:48 No.27600027
>>27600006

Lucas got his Natsuru shaken out of him. I think that counts as character development.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:48 No.27600029
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:48 No.27600029
>>27599998
dude, he is from a Dan Abnett series, a particularly grimdark series, of course he is going to die
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:49 No.27600033
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:49 No.27600033
>>27600000
Quints call it. Lucina is going to be our Kamina.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:49 No.27600044
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:49 No.27600044
>>27600020
>to get revenge on the waifufags

Yea no. Merc doesn't really do that.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:49 No.27600047
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:49 No.27600047
>>27600033
fuck you and your /b/ shit
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:50 No.27600050
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:50 No.27600050
>>27600033
I'm... strangely okay with this.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:50 No.27600055
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:50 No.27600055
>>27600029
>Implying all of 40k isn't grimdark

While on the subject of 40k, I want my Zachariah motherfucking Kersh.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:50 No.27600059
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:50 No.27600059
>>27600044

Could be because of all of the samefagging though.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:50 No.27600060
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:50 No.27600060
>>27600033
There is no force no this planet that can kill Lucina. Sorry to disappoint.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:50 No.27600061
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:50 No.27600061
>>27600047

The best and brightest are always the first to fall.

It's thematically suitable.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:51 No.27600065
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:51 No.27600065
>>27599879
>>A more ruthless person.

Crazy waifu get
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:51 No.27600073
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:51 No.27600073
>>27600033

Fuck off.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:52 No.27600077
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:52 No.27600077
>>27600059

For? The really main samefagging I saw was for Edwin of all people.

Unless thats waifuing in which case might as be flamboyantly gay.

Hmmm.... A gay /tg/ mc.... sounds... interesting.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:52 No.27600082
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:52 No.27600082
>>27600055
>Who is Ciaphas Cain?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:53 No.27600086
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:53 No.27600086
>>27600060

Enemy with kidnapped Lucas, demanding her surrender.
>>
Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:53 No.27600089
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:53 No.27600089
>>27600077
Speaking of gay people, where are the gay people in the VC universe? I pretty much know only one from the first game.

>>27600082
HERO OF THE IMPERIUM
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:53 No.27600090
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:53 No.27600090
>>27600050
So Lucas is Big Boss?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:53 No.27600091
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:53 No.27600091
>>27600044
Hard to let go as when they sit up that thread, he was upset (first time seeing him as such) Wrath of god, anyone?
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:53 No.27600092
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:53 No.27600092
>>27600061
not in the VC universe
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:54 No.27600102
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:54 No.27600102
>>27600091

Which one? The Edwin one? If so, see above.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:54 No.27600106
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:54 No.27600106
>>27600077
It wouldnt really make much difference.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:54 No.27600108
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:54 No.27600108
>>27599879
>A braver person.
>>
Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:54 No.27600109
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:54 No.27600109
>>27600086
that would just make her kill them all whilst angry, and not calm, hell, she might actually make some noise during it
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:54 No.27600111
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:54 No.27600111
>>27600077

I meant more of a mess with that character kind of thing. Which I suppose making him gay would accomplish. I dunno, man.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:55 No.27600112
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:55 No.27600112
>>27600091
Going by your logic, Merc is angry at people trying to waifu Edwin.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:55 No.27600114
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:55 No.27600114
>>27600089

Lucas needs a gay to hit on him on account of his hair and freak him out.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:55 No.27600119
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:55 No.27600119
>>27600089
Well, from the games there's Jann and Dallas... From this quest POSSIBLY MK... and that's about it.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)05:55 No.27600120
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)05:55 No.27600120
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>>27599879
You resolved to be a braver person than you were before. You didn't want to be that crybaby Falynn who was too afraid of herself. You...

You...

You were going to be the best goddamn engineer ever.

>As life goes on, people change, sometimes for better, sometimes for worse, especially when cast into the endless pit of despair.
>But those that persevere and crawl their way out emerge all the better.
>Falynn loses PESSIMISM potential.
>Falynn gains HEROIC RESOLVE
>HEROIC RESOLVE: When at low health, Falynn ignores critical failures. Enemy critical successes are downgraded to regular successes.
>Falynn levels up!

-----------------------

Meanwhile, in an unnamed Erusean medical facility...

"How bad is it?" General Nikita Dragovich asks the clearly intimidated doctor.

"W-well, sir, he has serious burns and shrapnel wounds all over his body. Frankly, it's a miracle he's even still alive." The doctor stammers.

"Prognosis?"

"We've done everything we could, but he's probably not going to last the night. The best we can do is ease his suffering."

Dragovich frowns when he looks through the observation window. Below, he could see surgeons frantically working on what was left of his faithful second in command, Colonel Lev Kravchenko. It was probably the closest he would ever come to feeling genuine sadness.

"Well, in that case, transfer him to Lab 935. We can't let a good specimen go to waste."

"Y-yes sir." The doctor bows.

"Don't worry old friend." Dragovich says to nobody in particular as he exits the room. "I will do what I can to save you."

>And that's it for the thread tonight! New thread on Sunday night 7-8pm PST!
>Eh, we'll probably save votes on Falynn's level up choices for tomorrow. But for now, I notice this has been a particularly controversial chapter. As you know, I usually use some chapters to experiment with different styles and directions. Do you prefer darker tones to the story or something closer to idealism in VC? Feel free to ask away!
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:56 No.27600127
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:56 No.27600127
>>27600114
Don't let him see Lucas as a maid of course.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600135
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600135
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>>27600120
>RAGNITE NOVA 6 ZOMBIE KRAVCHENKO
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600136
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600136
>>27600120
I like the darker tones, personally. However, Noblebright is good also.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600137
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600137
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>>27600120
>>As life goes on, people change, sometimes for better, sometimes for worse, especially when cast into the endless pit of despair.
>>But those that persevere and crawl their way out emerge all the better.
>>Falynn loses PESSIMISM potential.
>>Falynn gains HEROIC RESOLVE
>>HEROIC RESOLVE: When at low health, Falynn ignores critical failures. Enemy critical successes are downgraded to regular successes.
>>Falynn levels up!

Falynn... has grown stronger...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600142
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600142
>>27600120
Personally prefer more original VC tones Merc, but a little bit of darkness isn't bad.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600143
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600143
>>27600120
>a bandolier of grenades did not leave nothing but a small crater and bone fragments...

Merc, thats some serious ass pulling to make a recurring enemy
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Galagoth
10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600146
Galagoth 10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600146
>>27600120
I like the darker tones just remember to have some light bits
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Wrenloft
10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600149
Wrenloft 10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600149
>>27600120
Eh, I prefer lighter tones. After Ghost Quest, I honestly don't want to get into really dark stuff for a while.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600150
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600150
>>27600120
A mix of both is always good. Some moments are better cheerful and happy, and then sometimes shit just needs to hit the fan.

It makes things more interesting that way.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600152
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:57 No.27600152
>>27600120

I liked what you did with the tone, but our rolls fucked everything up. Also, what did you have in mind when you let us MacGyver our gear?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:58 No.27600153
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:58 No.27600153
>>27600120
I like the slightly darker tone. After the super amazing 20's parade of idealism that was the first VC quest, something like this isn't bad. And now, goodnight.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)05:58 No.27600154
Armchair Tank Cmdr. 10/06/13(Sun)05:58 No.27600154
>>27600120
If you are going darker, never extinguish the light or else everyone will be lost int he darkness. A.K.A. Don't make it so dark that everyone doesn't care who wins or loses.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:58 No.27600155
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:58 No.27600155
>>27600120

I do like that the darker tones, but I would prefer that the danger actually be real instead of just being a false lead.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:58 No.27600156
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:58 No.27600156
>>27600120
>Eh, we'll probably save votes on Falynn's level up choices for tomorrow. But for now, I notice this has been a particularly controversial chapter. As you know, I usually use some chapters to experiment with different styles and directions. Do you prefer darker tones to the story or something closer to idealism in VC? Feel free to ask away!

Stick to the brighter more idealistic way of things, the darker tones don't work well with the way you write and QM a game
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:59 No.27600158
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:59 No.27600158
>>27600120
When are we going to be able to level up the rest of our squad? and there's nothing wrong with the tone, it's just that the dice can make things really dark, really fast.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:59 No.27600162
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:59 No.27600162
>>27600120

I like a mixture Merc.

Like they say, the night is darkest before the dawn.

Watching Falynn come out of this has been satisfying in the extreme even with all the heartache and rage this session.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)05:59 No.27600165
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)05:59 No.27600165
>>27600152

To be more specific, I like it when we overcome the dark tone. And hooray for no more fucking Pessimism.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:00 No.27600172
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:00 No.27600172
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>>27600120

Goddamit, this guy really /is/ an 80's action movie villain! Next time we see this guy, he's gonna be cased up in a gigantic exo-armor like that druglord in Robocop 2! Either that, or he's gonna go full-on Robo-Hitler, gatling gun hands and all!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:00 No.27600174
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:00 No.27600174
>>27600120
you write much better idealistic noblebright than darker tones, stick to what you're good at
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)06:00 No.27600175
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)06:00 No.27600175
>>27600143
Clearly you have not played Black Ops.

>>27600152
I was sorta hoping you'd surprise me.

Honestly one of the things I was imagining was coiling the wire around her gloves for some really nasty punches.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:02 No.27600190
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:02 No.27600190
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>>27600120
...Ragnite-powered resurrected Lev Kravchenko.
Jesus Christ how horrifying we shouldn't have killed him!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:02 No.27600191
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:02 No.27600191
>>27600120
>>27600153

This pretty much, I have nothing against lighter bits, but sometimes you really just need variety.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:02 No.27600192
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:02 No.27600192
>>27600120
The darker tones don't really suit the setting you've built off of the first VMQ, turns this into something radically different, which while some may like, ain't what I signed up for, nor does it suit your writing.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:02 No.27600193
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:02 No.27600193
>>27600120
I prefer something maybe a bit darker than VMQ1 but not this dark.

If I wanted something this dark, I'd read something by Frank Miller after he lost his shit.
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Armchair Tank Cmdr.
10/06/13(Sun)06:02 No.27600197
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Why do I have the feeling we'll be fighting Mecha-Kravchenko who's equipped with Gatling guns.
>>27600120

Oh and, Yo Merc, still alive? And thanks, friend. I'll see you again.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:03 No.27600211
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:03 No.27600211
>>27600175
>Clearly you have not played Black Ops.

I have and every single reference or move you've made has been completely transparent in ripping off BLOPs, also, in BLOPs when you detonate grenades on an enemy, they die, not get mere scratches
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:03 No.27600215
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:03 No.27600215
>>27600175

Merc Merc.

Out of curiosity, what would ruthless have given Falynn? We'd never have chosen that in any case. Just want to know.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:04 No.27600218
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:04 No.27600218
>>27600120

>Point blank range
>several grenades
>the bastard is still alive
>How?

I prefer
>something closer to idealism in VC
but I will not bitch and moan if you dip in to the darker stuff on occasions.

>even though bad rolls combined with dark will definitely won't do my heart any good.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:04 No.27600222
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:04 No.27600222
>>27600120
I'd suggest a good mix. There is darkness in the world, but it can be overcome by the light. It just isn't easy.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:04 No.27600224
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:04 No.27600224
>>27600211
Clearly you have not played Black Ops.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:04 No.27600228
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:04 No.27600228
>>27600120

I like it, it resembles the last quest while still being distinct in its own way. Just remember to be lighter.

And hopefully, we get an enemy that would actually kill us instead of dragging things out so our highest out of 3 wouldn't be able to bail us out. I mean at the very least Falynn could've been a captive used to extract intelligence.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:04 No.27600229
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:04 No.27600229
>>27600120

A mixture is key I think. Dark situations should happen but at moderate pacing. This way you can work both angles.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:05 No.27600232
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:05 No.27600232
To be honest, the only reason why this chapter went dark was because of those 2 and 3 critfails. I do like how we managed to get rid of that potential though.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:05 No.27600236
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:05 No.27600236
>>27600218
>>even though bad rolls combined with dark will definitely won't do my heart any good.


This, I was on the verge of dropping it I was so demoralized.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:05 No.27600238
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:05 No.27600238
>>27600120
>Eh, we'll probably save votes on Falynn's level up choices for tomorrow. But for now, I notice this has been a particularly controversial chapter. As you know, I usually use some chapters to experiment with different styles and directions. Do you prefer darker tones to the story or something closer to idealism in VC? Feel free to ask away!

what >>27600193 said, I didn't come looking for Frank Miller grimderp

also, pretty fucking bad form experimenting with tonal shifts mid fucking series, thats what kills alot of works
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:05 No.27600243
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:05 No.27600243
>>27600175

Eh, just play it off to knocking the bandolier away before it exploded. He still had use of his arms after all.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:05 No.27600244
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:05 No.27600244
I'm glad that Falynn got HEROIC RESOLVE.

Because when Kravchenko comes back, I have a feeling she's going to need it.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:06 No.27600256
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:06 No.27600256
>>27600120

I prefer it actually.

Because sometimes, you just want something resembling a war.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:07 No.27600265
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:07 No.27600265
>>27600238
>also, pretty fucking bad form experimenting with tonal shifts mid fucking series, thats what kills alot of works

Thought it work out pretty well, looking at the attendance for this thread.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:07 No.27600266
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:07 No.27600266
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>>27600120
>Full body burns
>Being sent to a mad science lab

IT BURNS FALYNN, IT BUUUUUUUUUUURNS!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:07 No.27600267
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:07 No.27600267
>>27600120
RE tonal shifts; see below

>>27600232
fucking this, don't let dice decide the fucking tone of the goddamn story, thats retarded storytelling
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:07 No.27600268
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:07 No.27600268
>>27600232

It took a whole 2 threads of it kicking our ass around, but it was worth it, and probably the most excited chapter so far.

I'd like to keep with the VC idealism, though I expect to see threads in the future dip into this level of darkness, because that's where the most good development comes from.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:08 No.27600269
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:08 No.27600269
>approaching 1.4k posts
Wow.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:08 No.27600274
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:08 No.27600274
>>27600238

frank miller.

I..Honestly couldn't see too much grim here to be honest maybe because she won?

I think the urobutcher is rubbing off on me.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:08 No.27600281
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:08 No.27600281
>>27600243
we tied him up with concertina wire....
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:08 No.27600282
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:08 No.27600282
>>27600218
>>27600236

Aye, my comrades.

But watching falynn pull through...no words...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:09 No.27600288
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:09 No.27600288
>>27600244
"I killed you once, I can kill you again! Keep going everyone, I've got this."
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)06:09 No.27600289
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)06:09 No.27600289
Well, if it makes you guys feel any better, Falynn vs. Kravchekno was probably the darkest it was going to get.

In all honestly I was never going to pit Falynn against Kravchenko in the first place until I realized how detrimental Pessimism was going to be when I actually saw it in action. Falynn vs. Kravchenko was intended to be a catalyst for Falynn to lose Pessimism for something else, so it was never framed as "win/lose" situation, only as what sort of person you wanted Falynn to turn out to be. Plus we are essentially playing a side chapter. I'd rather keep big plot developments for the main storyline.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:09 No.27600292
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:09 No.27600292
>>27600288
how about next time WE DON'T SPLIT THE PARTY
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:10 No.27600295
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:10 No.27600295
>>27600281
I thought we ducttaped his hands.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:10 No.27600303
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:10 No.27600303
>>27600281

We did? Oops.

Still, maybe a power situp or something? Just enough not to kill him?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:11 No.27600306
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:11 No.27600306
>>27600289
>I'd rather keep big plot developments for the main storyline.

how about we actually play the MC during PLOTBERG segments, because the way things have been, we've been playing the MC in the side missions, and the side characters in the main story...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:11 No.27600307
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:11 No.27600307
I came in here with my fapping arm ready for the rape basement.

Ah well. Stuff like this is fine, too.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:12 No.27600315
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:12 No.27600315
>>27600289

Was he still meant for Artificial Valkurur or something?

Also Merc, you did hear that I sent you the Sparky/Edwin kid concepts to you via email right?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:12 No.27600320
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:12 No.27600320
>>27600306

We kinda chose not to take Lucas on this one, though.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)06:13 No.27600328
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)06:13 No.27600328
>>27600307
If you really came in here expecting actual rape, it's probably not the quest for you.

And for people complaining about how Kravchenko could have survived, I think you're forgetting we're in the same setting that has people capable of turning themselves into nuclear bombs and smacking tank shells out of the sky, as well as lots of RAGNITE.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:13 No.27600329
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:13 No.27600329
>>27600306
This time it was our choice, you know. We chose to take Falynn over Lucas.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:14 No.27600339
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:14 No.27600339
>>27600328

Well maybe you could appease him by posting that lewd Chequita stuff. Because I seriously doubt you're going to end up having to use it.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:14 No.27600340
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:14 No.27600340
>>27600328
and thus the underlying problem with darker tones in the VC verse is revealed

shit don't make sense
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:14 No.27600342
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:14 No.27600342
>>27600328

Different anon, but I was honestly expecting her to get captured at least.

It would've made for some good plot development.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:15 No.27600347
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:15 No.27600347
>>27600328
Well, I was wondering if you'd actually go through with it. If it did, well, faps away. If it didn't, no big. I've been reading VMQ since the start, I know how things roll here.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:15 No.27600352
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:15 No.27600352
>>27600328

But what about Lucas' hair? Is there going to be a scene where all of the girls tie him down and take turns ruffling his hair while he begs them to stop?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:16 No.27600363
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:16 No.27600363
>>27600342
>good plot development

I don't call assassinating Kennedy and "THE NUMBERS MASON, WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN?!" good plot development...

the tones, themes and plot of black ops do not fit well in VC verse
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:17 No.27600375
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:17 No.27600375
>>27600320
mainly due to people not wanting waifufaggotry. Go figure.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:18 No.27600392
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:18 No.27600392
>>27600375
the endless waifu VS anti-waifu shitslinging is just detrimental to the quest
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:18 No.27600395
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:18 No.27600395
>>27600363

Shit man, we don't have to exactly follow whatever is being referenced.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:19 No.27600402
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:19 No.27600402
>>27600363
I mean for intelligence, there could've been a rescue later on. Maybe character development is a better word.

Frankly, I like the change in genre, there's only so much of one thing you can take before becoming sick of it. And this being a war, VMQ could easily shift to compensate. No reason Merc should always stick to the same scenes laid out before him. And also, VC3 got noticeably dark as well, so it works.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:19 No.27600404
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:19 No.27600404
>>27600375

Quickly merc to appease the anti-waifu fagots make this game the Vietnam war in death and misery.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:19 No.27600406
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:19 No.27600406
>>27600395
well its kinda going that way
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:20 No.27600417
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:20 No.27600417
>>27600406

I don't remember Kravchenko being rebuilt as a ragnite-powered murderbot...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:20 No.27600421
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:20 No.27600421
>>27600404
but we already have Weird Nam Quest, if only DataDisk stopped cowering like a little girl and ran it...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:21 No.27600422
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:21 No.27600422
>>27600392

That's what I liked in VMQ1, there really wasn't a real option besides Sam past the first few threads.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)06:21 No.27600423
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)06:21 No.27600423
>>27600406
Don't worry, I do have ADVENTURE portions planned as well.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:21 No.27600433
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:21 No.27600433
>>27600423
ATLANTIS HO!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:23 No.27600445
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:23 No.27600445
>>27600433

So that's where Artemis stashed all the shit they needed to invade the US in HAWX!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:23 No.27600446
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:23 No.27600446
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>>27600422
>implying Karla wasn't one

I an going to insult your mother and post Karla pics.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:23 No.27600452
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>>27600120

It was a nice change of pace, all being said. It got a bit worrisome during the beatdown, but the same sorta feels get stirred up in any sort of boss battle. A bit of the old ultraviolence is good now and then, but I think that the reason it was just so offputting this session was because it just kept going on and on and it was being dealt to someone who, quite frankly, we didn't want to see it dealt to. But it's the way that those incompatibilities in things line up that make up for good stories. Creates conflict. Now I'm pretty sure if we did this with someone more...thematically appropriate...it would have been a bang-up job and much much shorter, but it wouldn't have had the same tension.

All that being said, I think we should stay the course for maybe another thread, and see where this new perspective takes us.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:24 No.27600459
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:24 No.27600459
>>27600120
>>27600423

Just imagine what it would be like if Kravchenko ever got his hands on Sparky's pendant.

SUFFERING HO!
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:24 No.27600469
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:24 No.27600469
As awful as it made me feel, I want to say I'll miss hardcore VMQ. Rest in peace, Pessimist.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:25 No.27600473
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:25 No.27600473
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:25 No.27600477
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:25 No.27600477
>>27600445

Naw, if Artemis actually had control of Atlantis, there would be nothing but constant rapestomp as the Leviathan plowed though it.

In fact, the Leviathan would be a good boss. And elemental force of nature you can't fight, but must appease before it kills you.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:26 No.27600488
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:26 No.27600488
>>27600469

It was... made of tears and screams. And yet fun for all the heartrending tension.

I too will miss it.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:27 No.27600500
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:27 No.27600500
>>27600469

Very much thirded, it was the most exciting VMQ session I had in...well EVER.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:27 No.27600502
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)06:28 No.27600507
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)06:28 No.27600507
>>27600488
Yeah, I thought it would be good to make the players sweat for once.

People generally seem to forget that most of the battles in VMQ ended up becoming horribly one sided because the players would get really good rolls while the enemies kept flubbing.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:30 No.27600533
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:30 No.27600533
>>27600507

That's definitely the biggest problem I have with it.

I dunno, maybe you should make crit-fails just crit, but lower the damaging effects? I mean, the highest in 3 gives us a biiiig advantage, and the reason I found this so exciting was that we could reliably fail for once.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:31 No.27600540
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Knowing our team, they'd probably jerry rig the super-sub we'd be traveling on to be a time bomb with the explosive yield of something between Crossroads Baker and Castle Bravo.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:33 No.27600562
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:33 No.27600562
>>27600540

Fuck, now I want a Ulysses.

It was the coolest thing in the movie after the Leviathan. Still, it'd be good to have a boss you CAN'T beat the shit out of and instead must use other means to cope.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:34 No.27600584
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:34 No.27600584
>>27600540
man, they were small time in the scale of things that were being researched back then

I mean, some smart guy types decided to see if you could use earthquakes and tsunami's as weapons, figured out the math and said, this is fucking insane, and stopped working on it. A couple of years later the New Zealanders think its a brilliant idea and actually produce a man made weaponised tsunami...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:35 No.27600598
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:35 No.27600598
>>27600533
Unlike VMQ1, we don't seem to have the same high quality dice luck, something this made painfully clear. Earlier threads had hijinks/non-combat stuff soak up the bad rolls while here....
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:36 No.27600600
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:36 No.27600600
>>27600584
I love how putting a man on the moon was plan B to beat the Russians, plan A was to nuke the moon...
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:36 No.27600603
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:36 No.27600603
>>27600446
>>27600473
>>27600502

She's a MILFs now too. Unf.
Ah I just realized they're all MILFs, delicious VMQ1 MILFs.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:39 No.27600623
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>Edwin: "THATS. MY. MO- GRANDMASTER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT."
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:45 No.27600674
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:45 No.27600674
Merc.

Will we see Jenkins again?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:46 No.27600677
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:46 No.27600677
>>27600598

But we're not losing, unlike this thread, were it actually had an element of danger.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
10/06/13(Sun)06:47 No.27600690
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 10/06/13(Sun)06:47 No.27600690
>>27600674
...maybe?
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:48 No.27600696
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:48 No.27600696
>>27600674

I don't know if we'll see him again, but I do like to think he slept through the entire attack undisturbed.
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Anonymous
10/06/13(Sun)06:49 No.27600711
Anonymous 10/06/13(Sun)06:49 No.27600711
>>27600674

We need a team dog now.

An attack dog. A german shepard for Falynn to guard her?
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