>>27601345

"Well?" Sayaka's voice, forever edged by the ghost of impatience and a really bad temper mere inches away from exploding, snaps you back to the present. "You were saying, Murderface? Did you see anyone else with you back on that field, or what?"

Huh? Oh. ...No, you tell her. It was probably just a hallucination, or something. Blood loss and all. You're still feeling a bit light-headed yourself, in fact.

"Yeah?" The Blueberry behind you sounds suspicious, and you unconsciously brace for the sudden stab of a combat knife being shoved into your kidneys. Surprisingly, it doesn't come. "Well, just take it easy for a bit. You'll probably recover in ten, maybe twenty minutes, judging from how much you've lost."

...Sure. You'll do your best.

The Eversor grunts at your reply, but doesn't say anything else. A few moments later, and you feel the pain suddenly disappear, as if someone had flipped a switch inside you.

"Right, those are done." Sayaka gives your freshly-healed back a hearty, stinging slap, and you immediately flinch away at the impact, a hiss escaping from between your teeth. "That hurt? Good. It should. Pain's a good sign, means I managed to regenerate the nerves and shit right, too. Now turn a bit so I can get at the ones at your side."

You do so, and grunt as the pain brought from the healing flares up anew, in a different location. You puff just a bit more on the cigarillo you bummed off of Kyosuke, making sure to blow the smoke away from your impromptu medic.

"...Jesus Christ, Murderface. All your ribs are fucked on this side. Three of them actually punched into your lung here. Must have been one hell of a punch." You hear Sayaka click her tongue in disapproval. "Still..an Eversor fresh outta training could've blocked that. Easily."

Yeah, well, maybe she missed the fact that you're not exactly a crazy, pigsticker-wielding nutcase like her--

[1/2]

>>27601345
Sasuga Chiaki. Knows her sofas.

>>27601358

"I was going to say, right?" The Blueberry's sneer, clearly audible in her voice, is almost...well, comradely, in a way. "But if that's how you're going to be fighting like that most of the time, you should probably put the hours into Eversor training, then. So this kind of shit doesn't happen all the time, and on national television no less."

How do you respond?

>>27601368

"Sounds like a good idea."

>>27601368
"Yeah, I reckon I should probably get around to that at some point. Still, I did pretty well for a Vindicare forced into close combat and outnumbered three to one, eh?"

"How's everything going?"

>>27601368
[x] "Don't worry about it so much. This fight had some extenuating circumstances after all. Plus, I needed to test out something. I'm not planning on a ton of close-combat in the future, but I guess more training never hurts."

>>27601368
"Sounds like you want an excuse to take a stab at me yourself."

And give a joking smirk. But yeah, we should agree to do it.

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>>27601368

[X]Yeah, sure... why the fuck not? Means I get to throw you around again, right?

>>27601390

Haha. This.

Also, ask where the wagon will be. Need to get Kasuga's soul gem back to HQ for them to regenerate her body.

>>27601368
[x] "Winning flawlessly would have pushed Lucius to set off her girls before Enishi found them all. I could have just used the DEagle, but she wanted a spectacle. Was I not spectacular, Equerry?"

>>27601368
"Not enough hours in the day for all the things that I need to do, let alone stuff that would just be helpful."

>>27601368

[X] "I'll look in to it. What's the status of the bombers?"

>>27601380
>>27601390
>>27601394
>>27601395
Some combination of these, please.

>>27601368
[x]"I´ll stick with Firearms. This is what happens if you go in too close. "

>>27601395
Work this into whatever we say please

>>27601368
"Less Kharn, less Betraying. ... but I'll think about it."

>>27601368
[X] Sure, what the fuck.

You know guys I think we should keep the bloodied clothes until the date with Mami. They look..respectable. And if someone gets the funny idea of approaching Ruri for a 'recruitment drive', they might reconsider after seeing us like that. Just a reminder for those in the know that it wasn't a spectacle, we did maul 3 opponents to the death.

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>>27601368
[x]"Won`t be necessery, I dont intend to repeat the expierience."

We have a bitching Golden DEagle and Powerfists woth Autocannon-Finger,s there is no reason what so ever to go into Melee again and its also not our style to act like Kharn.

Unless we happen to find a Golden Golfclub we should rely on the Weapons that are stored in our shield, including Explosives, cutting edge rocket tech, tanks, MIGs and maybe even a 6P62 if we want to ruin someone`s day thoroughly.

So what's the best place to get a side-story idea to Decu? I've got an email, not sure it's the right one.

>>27601368

This >>27601375. Followed by "recommend a solid instructor."

>>27601358
>It was probably just a hallucination, or something. Blood loss and all.

WE ARE A WARMASTER
We should know better than to default to hallucinations. They have a source. Where are the shadowruns, Chiaki, you need more shadowruns.

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>>27601368

Writing commences now.

>>27601463

Yuu is out of commission for a while. I think we should use the axes for the next mission. We can't depend on the deagle if we are forced into close combat.

>>27601489
I'm pretty sure that was just an excuse to Sayaka.

>>27601490

Yes.

"Writing commences now. You have one hour on your tests."

>>27601490
Are you:
[ ] Telepathic
[ ] In a chatroom with Decu
[ ] Just being obnoxious

>>27601508
Decu instituted a 20 minute rule due to post volume.

>>27601489
That was what we said.

We're well aware that it was Wendy, but she'd prolly shank us if we told anyone.

>>27601508
Actually he's improving on a previously uncolored piece of artwork.

>>27601508

None of the above! The voting period is 20 minutes after which he counts the votes and starts writing!

>>27601514
What if she'll shank us if we DON'T tell anyone?

>>27601490
I see you've finally accepted ponytail as your spiritual liege, Nicehatguy

Reducing the voting period to 10 minutes.
>Good change
>Great change
>Awful change

>>27601526
Way too short. Anon needs time to discuss and there's always the possibility of last-minute resurgence.

>>27601526
>Awful change
20 minutes cuts it close as it is.

>>27601501
> I think we should use the axes for the next mission

You think wrong. As said, we are not Kharn and we dont want to be Kharn either.

>>27601514
>>27601520
Hardly. Why would she shank us when we've already recovered as opposed to doing it whilst we were still in the baseball field?

>>27601526
>>27601508
20-30 minutes is reasonable enough.

>>27601526
It works for quests with a much smaller fanbase - it'd be terrible for this one.

>>27601501
I'd rather try for Muramasa + Deagle at the same time.

>>27601532
If we don't want to be Kharn so badly, then why do we still use the hat?

>>27601532
>we shouldn't use the gauntlets. We are not Yuu and we don't want to be Yuu either

>>27601526
Problematic because we already have the issue of good ideas being suggested after 15 minutes and not getting enough votes in the last 5 to win even though it probably would if it had been an option from the start.

>>27601538
>Muramasa
This will end terribly. If we want to use the sword, we probably need to wield it alongside another weapon whose influence can work to counter the muramasa's.

>>27601501
I wish I had been there for the last few threads, so I could have voted to yell "Yuu is a good girl" when Lucius called her corrupted.

>>27601538
I'd rather not wield the weapon that's guaranteed to have us thirsting for blood.

>>27601532

We need to train on the various golden weapons. Remember that there is one out there who uses 5 and knows how to utilise all.

We'll need to find some way of channeling multiple FOFAs.

>>27601533
Because she's probably nuts. Read the write ups!

>>27601552
>we probably need to wield it alongside another weapon whose influence can work to counter the muramasa's
Like the Deagle and his lust for kneecaps!

>>27601538
>using the Muramasa ever

No, no no no noooooooo.

We need to find out what happens if we FotFA a weapon where the original user is still alive.

>>27601516
Fair enough.

>>27601526
>fucking awful
the first 10 minutes, hell generally the first 30 mintes do not contain enough shadowruns to properly make chiaki realise WTF is *REALLY* going on.

>>27601557
>>27601564
We haven't even tried it since we went and pimped our soulgem.

We should at least see what happens when we pick it up in a sealed room with no allies to unintentionally stab.

>>27601559
I have, but that was weeks ago. Mostly during the time Chiaki was still Girl A.

Also, she's not the random kind of nuts. Something's up and she's in on it.

>>27601576
Fair enough.

>>27601576

Agreed. Better to test it out in a controlled environment first before we have something like siberia happen again.

>>27601576
I suspect we'd end up meeting Pinky and copping pieces of ourself off.

We already wanted to try a bite of Tagical Girl Tartare, and that was with a weapon we're on good terms with.

I want to know what'll happen if we FOFA our Deagle.

Is there like, a mental copy of us inside the gun? Is that what drove Kirika mad, just a recursive loop of her own bloodlust between her and her golden ghost?

>>27601576

Axes first says I.

If we activate the sword in a setting without anything to kill, I fear it may turn on us and try to get us to cut our own head off. Maybe in an interrogation room with one of the bomb girls.

>>27601609
>FOFA our Deagle
>Deagle Chiaki tells us to just shoot the git in the face so we can go eat pancakes
>Agree and shoot git in face
>eat pancakes
Life is good.

>>27601617
We can always take all our golden toys to the next, rig mission. If the sword feels like it, we test both it and axes. If not, just axes.

>>27601609

That's a sound theory you got there. Covers why some of the weapons caused the girl who started with it to either lose her marbles or get better at what she does best.

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>>27601618
>horrible self-confirming downward spiral of shooting people in the face and eating pancakes

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Remember when we wanted to kill stuff from the distance?
Remember how much fun we had with shooting stuff?
Remember how we killed Killgore?
Remember how we turned a horde of bears into Mincemeat?

And now we have dozens of chucklefucks voting for us to fight in melee Because OMG SO AWESOME.

Just fuck you people.

>>27601642
>downward spiral
>implying

>>27601637
>>27601609
So basically, to determine if someone will go crazy if they wield a Golden Weapon:

>Will this person get more or less unstable if they have themselves as an advisor, yes or no

Certainly explains why Pinky was practically giggling when she said it wasn't HER fault.

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>>27601648
[raspberry intensifies]

>>27601648
see
>>27601395
>[x] "Winning flawlessly would have pushed Lucius to set off her girls before Enishi found them all. I could have just used the DEagle, but she wanted a spectacle. Was I not spectacular, Equerry?"

We needed to buy time.

>>27601636

Decu said it was a terrible idea to take all the weapons on the same mission. Hence why we put the axes and sword back in the cold room before we started this mission. We should get some FotFA exp with a weapon before we start mixing and matching with other weapons.

The only thing I don't really like about the bangles is that it's completely impossible to use other weapons with them.

Its all bangles or no bangles.

>>27601664
We put the axes and sword there because shadowruns. Time to test the toys already, that's what they're for.

>>27601648
>Remember how we turned a horde of bears into Mincemeat?
With Muramasa, yes. It's like you've forgotten that Homura without her timestop is pretty middle tier and fuckers can easily get in melee with her.

>>27601648
The way I see it, we're already fan-fucking-tastic at shooting things.
Unfortunately, because of reasons we cant always be shooting things.
And it just so happens that we have some amazing melee weapons just lying around, and the potential to improve our expertise in their use.
Theres not really much reason to not improve our skills, because no matter how hard we try, we will be in melee combat at some point in time.

>>27601670
We can custom make weapons for it.

I reckon that anything compatible with the bangles'd be compatible with wossname. That Space Marine robot thing, I've forgotten its name (to my great shame). It has huge hands too right?

>>27601676
>forgetting Tiny Pete
Unforgivable.

>>27601670
This is not necessarily a bad thing. The bangles may not let us use other weapons, but the are very easy to carry with other weapons.

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>>27601345
>Soft. Like the softest sofa at the soft sofa store.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22C5uhGjG7s#t=8m45s

>>27601670
I think they are a good fallback, we shouldn't go right for using them even if Yuu is a good girl and totally awesome and punching things

Speaking of which we do need to go see her and give her a hug for her help

>>27601708

>hug
>not headpat
absolutelydisgusting.jpg

>>27601714
Speaking of such, do we know whether the golden weapons function similarly to soul gems with regard to dunking them in alcohol?

>>27601714
I think Yuu has earned half a hug.

She gets to put that in the bank and when she earn another half, there's the opportunity to cash out.

I also suggest a 1:4 ratio of hugs to headpats, so she can exchange her current half-hug for two headpats if she prefers that.

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>>27601708

>her

>>27601714
No, we decided she earned a hug - or at least to hug us while we give her headpats.

>>27601725
>drunk yuu
Woah buddy, that's lewd.

>>27601699
Madoka:.. nyu

>>27601725

We could try pouring alcohol into that slot we put the soul gems in.

>>27601737
Just asking.

>>27601725
>lick the bangles

>>27601750

Drunken Fist Master Yuu

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>>27601731

>>27601725
Obviously we try it with Kirika first. Cause it's not like she could get WORSE while drunk, but there's a tiny chance it calms her down.

>>27601750
>>27601737
>>27601725
Also, spectacularly dangerous. If she's a happy drunk, that's one thing. But she was depressed before we 'met' her. and a suicidally depressed Yuu might drag sections of the entire continuum down with her.

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>>27601699
>>27601738
10.26

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>>27601731

>>27601778
This makes sense to me, actually. In SayakaQuest she was kind of a drunk, maybe she'd ease up.

The best golden weapon to go with the DE is actually Wendy's knife.

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>>27601802

>>27601802
When we actually acquire said knife, sure. Why not.

>>27601778
I think it would take a lot more than alcohol to calm that girl down... Maybe we could bath it in tranquilizers and anti-psychotics?

>>27601699
I really want to track that game down

>>27601808
"WENDY GIVE ME YOUR KNIFE"

"Bu-wha-but its min-"

"I MUST COMMENCE THE VIRTUOUS MISSION"

>>27601814
>27601814
Still, given the significant possibility of Oriko being involved in the prophet business (and even if she isn't, she'll come up eventually) we've been very negligent in not visiting her, even though we've had her weapon the longest. Well, except the DEagle but you know.

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>>27601802

>>27601839

I knew I should have refreshed before I posted.

>>27601769
This is so cool an idea and must happen or at least be attempted

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>>27601853
>still manually refreshing
But why?

>>27601861

Because I don't normally need the page to be refreshed that often.

>>27601808

We need a drawfriend to make a MGNQ edit of this.

>>27601769
This is our new untested hold out!

>>27601464
He's got a twitter (@magicalgirlnoir), and occasionally drifts into the IRC channel. I'd try to PM him on one of those.

>>27601861
If you could set the timer longer I'd use it, but I like seeing a ton of posts pop up when I hit update.

>>27601919
Thanks. I've got his twitter, I just wasn't sure he'd see a direct message, it sounds like he gets a lot. If I'm around I'll ask what he prefers after the thread.

>>27601941

Unfortunately you can only send a direct message if he follows you (he will answer, though).

Email is your best bet.

>>27601948
Yeah, email's a good bet. It may take him a couple of days, but he gets back to people.

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>>27601932
Uh, you can.

>>27601543
The hat is our badge_of_office as Warmaster. We EARNED the hat.

>>27601538
I'm actually for this. But... that's mainly because I liked Kirika and would love to see her more. We've gotten stronger and I think we could keep her under heel.

>>27601661 Oh god this is an awesome pic. Must get golden_nailbat...

>>27601670
Tiny Pete.

>>27601725
THIS! I want to use Kirika as a bar tool now! Stir drinks and cut limes! Maybe she'd mellow out some!

>>27601837
This worries me, also. No one is forgotten in this quest, and the fact that we've never ONCE contacted her after Kirika is making me antsy when I think about it.

>>27601948
...Oh. That was a thing I didn't realize about Twitter. Whoops, sorry!

>>27602025
My only issue with going to see Oriko is she pretty much implied she never wanted to see us again because we killed her girlfriend and if she went meguca now then we might be facing more problems especially if we go "oh by the way this sword has Kirika's soul stuck in it somehow, it's what sent her crazier and got me assigned to kill her"

>>27601390 >>27601375 >>27601380 >>27601477

...Yeah. Sure. Why not? While you're not exactly looking forward to subjecting yourself to the kind of sadistic training Eversors go through - your brief, half-remembered taste of it with Kharn back at Siberia never failed to make you wince - but if it helps prevent you from making a mess of your costume and needing to be patched up after every encounter, then so be it.

Of course, it does kind of sound like she's trying to get a stab at you herself. You remark this as the blue-haired impromptu medic finishes the wounds on your side, before moving to the one at your front.

"Aw, fuck you, Murderface." Sayaka stops healing you just enough to punch you in the arm. "Dammit, I'm trying to be helpful here! I mean, yeah, you did look awesome with those huge robot fists earlier, but hobbling off the battlefield looking like this?" She pinches a handful of your costume and pulls, stretching the material soaked through with already-browning blood. "Look at this, it's like that girl in that movie where she gets pig blood dumped all over her during the prom. It's not hardcore at all, it's humiliating. Our Warmaster getting bloodied by three no-name Eversors is humiliating."

...What about Kharn? You're pretty sure she was seen covered in blood before.

"Yeah, but that's never her blood in most cases. Plus she wears black, so it's not as obvious if she got cut up or what." Sayaka seems oblivious to the fact that she's getting her own idol costume - the cream-colored, bridal gown-like costume you've seen her practice in - stained with your own blood as well.

"And do you remember how she always looked like covered in blood? Happy as a pig rolling in shit. You on the other hand always look like someone filled your heels WITH shit, and someone told you that you'd have to climb up Shit Mountain wearing them."

Alright, alright. You get it.

...Wait. Did she say you looked awesome?

[1/2]

>>27602048
It may not matter, as we've likely passed the point of making amends, but without even an consolation phone call I think if she DOES contract with someone and comes after us, we'll have earned it. :/

>>27602083
>put down a mad dog
>"earned it"
kay

>>27602054


"Don't get cocky." Sayaka snaps at you. "Yeah, it was pretty badass with the gunfingers and everything, but you let yourself get exposed a whole lot. You don't capitalize when you got them down for the count, you overextend..." She shakes her head, before gesturing at your side for emphasis. "That's why they managed to get those hits, because you were just begging for 'em. Including this one, and this is pretty much up front." She pokes your healed but still tender stomach, and you barely manage to force a moan of pain into a grunt. "So yeah, put in the hours. We need a Warmaster who can take care of herself."

Arlright already. You did say you'll put the hours in when you can.

"Yeah, sure." Sayaka smirks now, straightening up before sitting back down on the bench beside you. "I'll tell Mami-san too, so she can block it off on your schedule. That way, you can't say you forgot about it, or something."

Right. And Sayaka'll be training you, then?

"Who else? Kyouko?" The Blueberry frowns, here. "She'll just be too easy on you. I know how the two of you can all be buddy-buddy together, and while there's nothing wrong with that, it's gonna get her killed one day."

...And you, too, right? It's going to get you killed, too?

"Eh? Oh, yeah, of course." Sayaka nods. "But I don't give a shit about you, anyway, so it's not worth mentioning--OW, FUCK! THAT HURT, ASSHOLE!"

That hurt, 'Warmaster', you remind her, withdrawing your fist from her side.

You glare at each other for a few moments, before Sayaka breaks it with a quiet chuckle. You join in afterward, and the both of you let the muffled sound of the concert fill in the rest of the silence.

At the tell-tale break in the music that marked the end of a song - one followed by a rumble of applause - it's then that you ask about the suicide girls. How are they, anyway? You weren't listening too closely on the comms, earlier.

[2/3]

>>27602104

"Tied up, unconscious, and guarded on gunpoint." Sayaka leans back, pulling off her blood-reddened gloves. "Karasawa gave Kyosuke's guys some of her own tranquilizers. Stuff designed to knock Magical Girls out, that kind of thing. She says it's her own recipe." The Blueberry shakes her head at this. "Gotta admit, if it weren't for the meatheads, taking them out would've taken much longer. I think we were pretty lucky that they weren't expecting that kind of security." She pauses, here, as if remembering something. "Oh, and we made sure to have their Soul Gems taken off of 'em, too, just in case any of them woke up and had the stupid idea to try and escape."

Huh. Well. That sounds pretty efficient. How'd she know they weren't expecting Kyosuke's men?

Sayaka turns to look at you as if you've just admitted that you're the basest breed of idiot. "Hello? Murderface, anybody home?" She raps her knuckles on your forehead. "They clearly didn't know how to react after getting choked and tranq'd from behind! Any Officio-trained Magical Girl would've let their training get 'em out of the chokehold and escape before the tranquilizertooko hold. I'm sure these girls are, too, but they probably were thinking too much about blowing themselves up to remember their training."

...Yeah. That's...that makes sense.

"Of course it does, idiot." Sayaka grumbles, shaking her head.

It's here that your smartphone suddenly vibrates in your inventory, loud enough for the Eversor beside you to hear.

"Get it. It's probably Kyoko, or something." The Blueberry lets out an exhausted-sounding sigh. "I'll just catch my breath for a while. Healing that kind of stuff kind of takes the wind out of me."

You excuse yourself with a murmured apology, one that Sayaka waves off, and you answer the call - holding up the device to your ear. This gets you, predictably, an earful of excited yelling from the other end.

[3/4]

>>27602100
More the 'not follow up on the obvious loose end' earned. Narratively it's a huge mistake that will probably get punished.

>>27602117

"HOLY SHIT MURDERFACE! WHERE DID YOU LEARN HOW TO DO THAT?! HOW DID YOU GET SO AWESOME?!" Kyoko's energetic screaming makes you pull the gadget away from your ear, and earns you a snicker from Sayaka. "IS THAT WHAT TRAINING WITH KHARN GETS YOU? BECAUSE NOW I WANNA SPEND MY VACATION LEAVE IN SIBERIA TOO! HAHAHA!"

In the background, you could hear Midori unsuccessfully trying to tell Kyoko to relax and keep her voice down.

"O-OH, AND THE CONCERT WAS PRETTY COOL, TOO, I GUESS!"

How do you respond?

>>27602100
I'm not saying putting Kirika down was bad! I'm saying that attempting to make up with her able-to-read-the-future girlfriend might have been worth pursuing. Who's know what'll happen if she gets handed a Wish and a Golden Crystal Ball or something.

>>27602132
>I'm saying that attempting to make up with her able-to-read-the-future girlfriend might have been worth pursuing
Sometimes I wonder what the fuck goes through your head. Give me a couple good reasons why should we give a flying fuck about her gf. Or even know she had one.

>>27602123

[X] "Thanks, how are things on your end?"

after this call we need to take out the gems we stashed in our Shield/Gauntlets.

>>27602123
[x]First, get into a fight you don't want to be in. Then, go ahead and win anyway. Fuck.

>>27602123

"Hello. Calling Kyoko's brain. Those are the weapons I mentioned last time. They're not safe to handle by anyone else and no way in hell I'm going to let you undergo anything like what I did." glance at blueberry. "Blueberry'll kill me first."

"Is everything alright on your end? Tell Midori that I'm ok."

>>27602123
[x] "Golden Weapons are a hell of a drug. Sayaka called me stupid for taking those hits, by the way, but I totally let them do that on purpose. How's the search going?"

>>27602123
[x] "Hey Kyoko. And are you sure? I believe someone else may have describe it as 'humiliating', 'sloppy' and ending up with me looking like 'that girl who gets pig blood dumped all over her during the prom'."

>>27602123
>"All my time with Kharn taught me is that you can laminate and press panties, but thanks. Tell Midori I said I'm okay. Anything immediate I need to know about?"

>>27602123

Ask how things are going on their end. I guess we have to keep up with these things, being Warmaster and all.

>>27602123
Seconding this >>27602158

>>27602123

[X] You don't want to spend your vacation in Siberia. How's your mission going?

>>27602158
>>27602161
Not really sure if these are the best things to say. I mean, yeah it's true, but it was Yuu that was helping us this time. Just seems kinda insulting. Sure, we got points to burn, but do we want to burn Yuu points?

>>27602123

"Sayaka is being mean to me. Apparently it wasn't fancy enough for her."

Rolled 2

>>27602123
"No, what you get from Kharn is tongue tricks. The Flesh of Fallen Angels is what this was and I do not recommend it. So how's it going for you?

>>27602179
Golden Weapons are ours to handle and ours alone, EVERYONE we meet gets told this. For a reason

>>27602179

What? We're talking to Kyoko and in anycase thats telling her that the stuff we did in siberia was not safe and that the weapons too are not safe for her to handle.

Whats wrong with that?

>>27602123
[x] "I'll tell you about the training later. And tell Midori that Mayumi needs FISTS in her new story arc."

>>27602179
"Hey Kyouko I know it totally looked awesome but it wasn't actually me fighting, there's this really adorable girl trapped in the gauntlets and she's like super good at fighting."
This is not better. We will explain the whole Yuu thing later.
>>27602204
>FISTS
ohboy

>>27602186
>"No, what you get from Kharn is tongue tricks."

This, add, "Ask Midori all about it."

>>27602204
>fists
lewdlewdlewdlewdlewdlewd

>>27602123
"Kharn didn't teach me all that much, you don't want to go to Siberia, believe me. So how are thing son your end?"

>>27601795
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HmjJT_gpyE [Embed]
2013.10.26

>>27602204
>FISTS

Fisting. Say fisting. That gives us exactly the reaction we want to see.

>>27602217
>This, add, "Ask Midori all about it. She can demonstrate for you."

Fixed it.

>>27602211

Don't mention too much.

Don't forget, Kyosuke is standing beside us too. Magic stuff is not to be so openly spread to the muggles. Even those in the know.

>>27602204

Lets not. We can tell her in person instead of spreading word that she writes mayumi at the stadium.

>>27602123
one of the explanations above plus "By the way, your case is closed, the bitch I just slapped confessed to messing up the girl. So finish whatever you're doing, get your asses here and fetch me some Kong on the way."

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>>27602117

[x]This >>27602204

The fans would be demanding to see the giant gold fists in the manga

>>27602245

No its not.

She confessed to killing the girl.

Whether said girl in question is the missing one is still up for debate.

>>27602245
We haven't confirmed that the corpse is the missing girl.

>>27602204
Yes, perfect.

>>27602260
Not perfect, since we're trying to keep Midori's involvement a secret.

>>27602259
Lucius said that the head came from the same girl as the headless corpse in the road.

Not really a massive leap of logic to connect them even without that confession, though.

>>27602274

So?

Thats the same girl, head to body, yes.

Is it the girl that went missing? The one kyoko is searching for?

Thats only a maybe. It could have been any girl she picked off the street at night.

Inn4 Lucius is Kyokos missing gal.

>>27602274
Yes, the head and the corpse go together.
But how do you know that's the same girl that went missing?

>>27602271

Kyouko already knows that Midori is Green Green. Remember when we first visit Midori in the sickbay? Kyouko was all like "Go in there and be her Murder Mayumi!" or something similar.

Kyouko might be hyperactive, but she's pretty sharp.

>>27602311

Tell me theres a wendy one, Cooldown Kharn.

>>27602311
pinky a best

>>27602274
There's no need to cut the investigation short if we don't actually need her here. It doesn't hurt to leave her out in the field, especially if all this action is drawing attention from anything they might be doing on their end.

>>27602311
Whose blood was that written in?

Rolled 14

>>27602311
That is awesome!

>>27602311
If you could make it drippier it would look even better!

>>27602317
There will be. Hat'll be working on a few more over the next week or so, so we have enough for a full thread of voting. Probably 6-8 total.

>>27602317

No, sorry. Chiaki and Pinky are the only ones I've drawn so far. I'll have more throughout the week though.

>>27602311
>'Period'
>written in blood
Unfortunate...

Shit. Too late to get into voting.

But we must reference awawawawawa when we talk to Midori sometime.

>>27602307
Kyouko can be kind of dumb though so maybe it was a coincidence. Not to mention Kyousuke is standing next to us.

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>>27602336

Draw faster!

The Blessed Lady does not forget, neither does she forgive!

Your transgressions on her ascension day will be remembered for all eternity!

>>27602336
Misaka: Needs to have a misspelling
Kharn: Needs to be in a High Gothic type font. Or Russian.
Mami: The most elegant cursive humanly possible, with a flowing gilded design all around the boarder.

>>27602432
Russian, it must be Russian like the Kharn yukkuri

Mami's will just be Hat-chan's hand writing then?

>>27602432
Charlotte Witch-text version when.

>>27602352
Sayaka made a comment regarding Kyouko on that, saying that the red-head was simple but not stupid.

Besides, she couldn't have become one of the top contenders for Eversor Rank leader along with her girlfriend without some skill behind that goofiness.

>>27602336
Take your time, they're awesome enough to be worth the wait.

Although making the blood on Pinky's sign drip more would be fitting, as this >>27602332
guy had mentioned.

>>27602495 This.

If we can't rely on her picking up a hint as simple as the Midori - Murder Mayumi connection, then I question why we sent her to do more difficult work like hunting down missing girls.

She'll be fine, guys.

Hasturculture Hasturculture Hasturculture

>>27602432
>Kharh
Gothic styled faux cyrillic.

>>27602632
What about Dehastur?

>>27602632
Hasturculture

>>27602701
Hasturculture

>>27602710
Hasturculture

>>27602743
Delicious shota Hasturculture

I didn't think telling Kyoko that "golden weapons r dangerus" would warrant a writeup this long.

>>27602989
Probably a moon rabbit uprising

Rolled 14

>>27602989
Internet stability is a precious thing on the moon.
That's why the moon rabbits keep invading, they want want to watch youtube without having to buffer an hour.

>>27602989

Because Kyoko

>>27602989
this is what happens when you use false summons

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>>27603015
Wish we still had Raumfahrers to throw at them.

>>27602147 >>27602173 >>27602158 >>27602230

You tell Kyoko - after she'd finished shouting her head off - that you didn't really get much from your brief training with Kharn. Well, besides learning how to be beaten up like a chump, and that being slapped with a clawed skeletal hand made out of really hard metal shit hurts like a bitch.

"Hahaha! Well, that's pretty much the first thing you learn from her, anyway!" Kyoko seems to finally remember that telephone voices were actually a thing, and manages to talk in a volume that doesn't involve shouting into the mouthpiece. "Oh, you were using one of those crazy golden stuff that Kyuubey gave you your own armory in the Officio for, right?"

Yeah, you were. So she should know that it wasn't all you that was being awesome out there. ...In fact, it was probably you that got yourself stabbed. In front of live television, even.

"But you got stabbed in such a cool way, though!" Kyoko's enthusiasm here shows no sign of flagging at all, even if you yourself admitted just how much you suck. "You kept beating their faces in even when you had spears sticking out of you! That was PERFECT!" She giggles, here. "Aw, man, I wish I was there to see it in person! You're an awesome Warmaster, Murderface!"

You turn to glance at Sayaka - you know she heard that, Kyoko was talking loud enough for her to hear - and the blue-haired Eversor merely snorts at this, before turning away, grumbling.

You thank Kyoko for the compliment, anyway. Smirking all the while.

"No problem! Oh, Sayaka's there with you, yeah? I don't see her onstage, it's a solo number I think. She doing okay?"

You reply to the affirmative. In fact, she just finished healing you.

"Oh? Ah, let her rest for a bit, yeah, Murderface? She kinda gets woozy after healing people, so just let her sit for a bit and she'll be okay."

Huh, right. You didn't know that. Sure, you'll let her take it easy, too.

...By the way, how's their mission going, anyway? How's Midori?

[1/2]

>>27603081

"Oh, hah!" It's here that Kyoko guffaws. "I was gonna brag about it when you got back, but I guess this is a good time as any! We--hey, wait, Midori! You told me I could tell her! Stop being--" Her voice gets cut off with a brief scuffle, and what sounds like Midori frantically pleading. You then hear Kyoko shushing her briefly, before replying clearly again. "Anyway, as I was saying before I got rudely interrupted by my JUNIOR here...we did it! We found the girl, she ran away from home to stay with her boyfriend, it looks like! And it's all thanks to MI-DO-RIN!"

You blink at this. Midori found the girl?

"Yeah! Remember how we interviewed some of her classmates and friends? Well, they were clammin' up when we asked them about her. I decided we should start askin' questions somewhere else, but she got the idea to mimic the girl an' try to see if she could cold-call 'em to spilling the beans. It worked out just fine - turns out the girl stole enough money for a chartered flight to meet her online boyfriend in Singapore! Hahaha!"

Oh. Hah. Well. The client must be mad to find that out, then.

"Oh, platinum mad!" Kyoko cackles here. "The maddest! Kyuubey got the cops to storm the boyfriend's house, and now they're both in police custody. Client's on his way now to pick her daughter up personally, and probably punch the dude out! But yeah, we probably would've spent a whole lot longer on this mission if not for Midorin! We finished it ahead of schedule too, so that's a bonus!"

It's...yeah, it's pretty impressive. Her first assignment and she accomplished it before the deadline.

"Oh, and before you tell me anything about being proud of her, you can tell her that tomorrow night!" Kyoko starts cackling louder, here, and you hear Midori trying desperately to get the phone from the red-haired Eversor. "Nah, I get to tell her! You're just gonna keep hedgin', she has to know!"

What? Tomorrow night? Tell her what?

[2/3]

>>27603100

Hahaha.

Letting Midori follow kyoko was a good call.

>>27603100
Oh lord. Kyoko, why are you so best?

>>27603124
Because Kyoko.

>>27603100

"She's--OW, HEY! THAT'S CHEATING, NO HAIR PULLING--Midorin's gonna ask you out for dinner tomorrow night!"

Another brief scuffle, before Midori's voice finally comes on. "S-sempai! I...um...I'm sorry, please forget what Kyoko-san said! She was just making stuff up, a-and--" She gets cut off here by the Eversor loudly proclaiming about how she's totally not. "N-no! Sempai, please--"

You tell her to calm down, and relax. After a few moments, Midori manages to do so, although you can still hear the nervousness in her voice.

"Um. I...well, alright, Kyoko-san wasn't making that up. I was..." The Callidus' voice lowers a bit, as if sounding sulky for the first time. "I was planning this to be a surprise, and everything, but..." You hear her take a deep breath, as if bracing herself for something. You glance towards Sayaka, who seems to be idly scratching her stomach through her costume - the Eversor meeting your gaze and shrugging.

"Sempai, I...if you don't have anything planned tomorrow night, I'd...I'd like us to have dinner someplace. J-just...just the two of us, if that's possible...?"

...Tomorrow night. That's...uh.

That's around the same time Mami wanted to have dinner with you too, right...?

How do you respond?

>>27603135

[X] I'll have to cancel some previous plans, but yes.

>>27603135
"That should be fine."

Mami is a great mother figure, but Green Green is our girl. Besides, I think Mami would actually be DISAPPOINTED if we blew off Midori for her.

We can always do lunch with Mami and dinner with the Green.

>>27603135

........................................

DECULTUREEEEEEEEE

Might have to reshedule Mami.

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>>27603135
>choosing between dinner with Mami or dinner with Midori

>>27603135
Curse you Decu. Your vile machinations will have one of our girls snubbed no matter our actions.

>>27603135
[x] "Night after tomorrow works better. I'll make sure to have my schedule cleared for it."

Rolled 15

>>27603135
"Should be good."
Gonna have to post-pone that dinner with Mami

>>27603135
[x] Sure, why not. Mami will no doubt be able to schedule around it - she didn't seem too hung-up on what date to do it on anyway.

>>27603135
So basically time to switch some times. Lunch with one, dinner with the other. Meanwhile Blueberry guards the principal. Dohoho.

>>27603135
Say you're busy that night and and have date night on a different day.

Why is this a problem?

>>27603135
...Fuck. Mamis' Pancakes or Midori...

[x] "Yea, sure. just gotta reschedule something."

I'm sure Mami wont mind postponing her dinner until later.

>>27603150
This. Mami really would be unhappy if we made Midorin unhappy.

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>>27603135
[ ] Mami
>[X] Midori

This is easily the hardest choice we've ever gotten so far.

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>>27603135
[x] "Woop woop all the ladies want me."

>>27603135
[x] "Uh. Actually, Mami already invited me out. I'll ask her if she can reschedule, I guess.
Worst case scenario we can make it a three-way."

>>27603135
[x] "Sure, hopefully no more wanna be heroes pop up in the mean time." We can call Mami and reschedule if she thinks we've earned it, she of all people would understand.

We should ask Mami for advice on the situation.

>>27603135
Can we do it the next night? I sort of already promised to meet Mami for dinner tomorrow

>>27603166
Why let down Midori when we can simply reschedule Mami?

>>27603135
[x] There's always time for Midori.

Call Mami after (if it's convenient for her) and reschedule. Perhaps for breakfast, so we have an excuse for pancakes.

>>27603135
[X] Seconding >>27603150

>>27603182
I wouldn't tell Midori about Mami. For two reasons.

One, it'll make her feel bad about making us reschedule. Two, it might make her feel nervous and uncomfortable around Mami.

We aren't romancing Mami, but Midori is insecure enough in the fact that we're actually attracted to her to think that we might be.

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>>27603135

My Boi! This DINNER with our waifu is what all true warriors strive for!

>>27603135

[X] Accept Midori.

Mami will understand, we did save a lot of lives today!

make sure to call Mami to reschedule.

>>27603194
Add this onto
>>27603183

Breakfast with Mami is the ideal result.

>>27603135
"I've already got plans with panca-I mean Mami that day. How about the next day?"
Just like in real life. If you have plans don't be a jerk and cancel them for more plans.

If Midori can't do another day we can raincheck Mami considering Mami probably isn't trying to get into our pants and won't be offended.

>>27603208

I agree with this. Make sure not to tell Midori about rescheduling. That can happen behind scenes without making her feel uncomfortable about things.

>>27603135
We can't ditch Mami, guys. We need a pancake refill after all this excitement.

"I'm sorry, but I've already got something scheduled later that night? How about we do lunch instead?"

>>27603135

>You glance towards Sayaka, who seems to be idly scratching her stomach through her costume

Oh sallaka.

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>>27603135
>How do you respond?

>>27603194
This sounds like the best idea
We could have breakfast with Mami then dinner with Midori a full day of best girls!

>>27603219
>Just like in real life
Are you saying you don't prioritize some relationships over others? Midori just had an incredibly successful mission and deserves a reward. We just had an incredibly bloody mission and deserve a night to relax with our waifu.

I honestly think Mami would be offended if we put Midori out like that.

[X] Accept

Definitely accept. Mami would probably even be disappointed if we didn't reschedule her in this situation.

>>27603194
Breakfast with Mami sound like best idea here.

>>27603228
>can't ditch Mami
We can't ditch Midori, either, and Mami will be much less spaghetti about moving to a different day.

>>27603238
>>I honestly think Mami would be offended if we put Midori out like that.

I can just imagine dinner with Mami going something like:

"Oh, that Midori is such a nice girl! You should bring her here next time!"

Yeah, we can just accept Midori's offer and then either reschedule or cancel Mami. But we shouldn't tell Midori about this or she'll just feel super awkward

>>27603234
A full day of best girls would need lunch with Pinky.

>>27603135

Also seconding rescheduling Mami quietly and going to dinner with Midori.

>>27603232
Why would this make Chiaki piss herself? She's been through way scarier stuff than Midori asking her to dinner.

>>27603274
You're so cute.

>>27603135
[X] Pick Midori

Don't tell her about our previous plans, just call Mami and politely decline her offer. Ask her to make us some pancakes for breakfast some day instead.

>>27603254
Hmm... Maybe your right. Maybe we can get Mami to get us to make a nice breakfast in bed, instead? lol

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We should clearly invite both of them for dinner, without telling either one of them.

>>27603274
That's...not piss, mate.

>>27603135

>[x] Yes to Midori
>[x] Reschedule with Mami for breakfast

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I guess this is a good opportunity as any to post the other project I'm working on instead of drawing more voting banners.

>>27603135
>How do you respond?
deadpan "Yes, that's possible."

>>27603321
That's adorable. We don't deserve you.

>>27603321
>Ear
>Cheek
>Neck
Muh heart

Also muh dick

>>27603321

I like this style of project.

but

Ponytaaaaaaaaail

>>27603135
[X]Breakfast with Mami and dinner with Midori sounds good.
We could have Mami serve us pancakes in an apron.
just an apron

>>27603321
If you finish that.... it will hurt so goddamn much.
I feel the murderface overtaking me
It is a good pain

>>27603135
"Sorry, I already have something planned tomorrow. Would you mind doing it another day?"
Cancelling already made plans is a dick move, we're better than taht. As much as I'd love to go for Midori right away.

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>>27603321

>>27603356
But what about when the person you had plans with would tell you to cancel them?

>>27603135
[x]Breakfast with Mami
[x]Lunch with Yuu
[x]Dinner with Midori
[x]Midnight snack with Pinky

>>27603135
[x] lets have the date with Midori - shes earned it.

>>27603347
Mami is not for lewds.

>>27603375

>[x]Midnight snack of Pinky

fix'd

>>27603387
>[x]Our still-beating hart as a midnight snack for Pinky

>>27603148
This. Have lunch with Mami instead if it's really an issue (it isn't).

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>>27603387
You are this lewd.

>>27603135

[X] Uh, sure that sounds nice... really nice.

Mami would not approve if making Green-Green insecure, she is a fountain of understanding.

>>27603381
>Mami is not for lewds.
What, you forgot how she was acting towards us when we were picking assignments?

>>27603321
>Not having one where Pinky rips out our heart and jams her tongue into the aorta.
Not entirely sure what that one would be. Super love?

>>27603412
Hat influence. We need to replace the emblem with our own at some point.

>>27603401
...sauce?

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I DON'T HAVE AN IMAGE MACRO FOR IT BUT VOTING HAS ENDED NYA

>>27603423

What would happen if Midori got a hold of the Hat?

>>27603423

That replaces the emblem, not the hat.

Also she mentioned she was doing it purposely.

>>27603412
She is onee san not lewds

>>27603155
Pretty much my reaction, yes.

But Mami would be pissed if we didn't take Midorin.

>>27603448
>implying oneesan is not lewd

>>27603429
Homu and Madoka personal recording.

>>27603440
Dommidori.

>skip dinner with mami

>Mami-san was seen eating with another man

>>27603321
Yes.

Yeeeeeeeeees.

>>27603448
But that's my fetish anon.

>>27603481
What? You mean her fiancé/husband guy?

>>27603481
If that's what makes her happy, that's fine.

>>27603481
Oh.

My.

God.

Mami is trying to get us to go straight! Or at least bi.

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>>27603499
>heterosexuality
>in a magical girl show

>>27603321
By the way, you are awesome! I look forward to your future progress on this, and anything else you feel like sharing.

>>27603519
I told you Mami was lewd, but you didn't believe me...

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>>27603496
>>27603499

My shadowruns are running wild.

I keep thinking that not going to dinner with Mami will result in the prophet taking action at that time.

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>>27603481

Oh god, not again.

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>>27603496
sweet mami guy no

no pls

>>27603582
>>27603609
What's the problem with this, anyway?

>>27603629
People falsely thinking Mami is waifu material and not surrogate big sister material.

>>27603629

PTSD, son.

You won't suffer unless you've played the VN and had your fill of SUFFERING.

>>27603629
Fucking terribly written write up with blatant Gary stu protagonist / self insert that was dating Mami

>>27603629
Everyone knows the Best Couple is Mami x Pinky, guys.

Just accept it.

>>27603629
Muvluv reference.

Your teacher/beloved mother figure "Is seen eating dinner with another man" who abducts her, and then feeds her headfirst into a meat grinder.

>>27603668
Shrug. Accepted.

Can we move on now?

>>27603666
So, the Gary Stu dating the Mary Sue. Sounds like things as they should be.

>>27603674
Well that escalated quickly.

>>27603321

Amazing. Once again, you make-a the art!

>>27603688
Mary-Sues don't get their heads bitten off.

>>27603867
I wasn't talking about the PMMM Mami.

Mami Sue is really my one gripe with MGNQ.

>>27603867
But they really should, especially the horrible ones.

>>27603904
My one gripe is with people who use terms that they don't understand.

>>27603904
I suspect part of it is how little we get to see of her, combined with looking at it from Chiaki's viewpoint, where she's pretty much her mom.

>>27603688
>>27603904
gr8 b8 m8 i give it an 8

>>27603916
>Idealized character
>No flaws
>Poorly developed
>Lacking in realism
How is she not a Mary Sue?

>>27603956
Being mildly sociopathic isn't a flaw? Mami's flashback was great for getting to see that little tidbit.

>>27603956
You're describing basically every character in this quest.

>>27603956
>lacking in realism
>quest based on an anime
Get >>>/out/ if you want realism.