>>27612747
I'd bet if we just fucked off and wandered around, the plot would find us. This seems like one of those situations.

>>27612747
Fuckyeah, Waifu quest.

>>27612782
I almost want to suggest this, but I'm leaning towards 'looking through a photo album to find Deadoko pictures, or going to her and telling her about fucking Leopold.

>>27612747
Ugh, I can't stand Deadoko. Let's go find Leopold.

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>>27612904
>>27612858
>>27612782
Three suggestions going different ways. Rolling 1d3.

>>27612904
Hahano.

Rolled 99

Wandering. Writing.

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>>27612963

>>27613011
No, wait, this could be good!

Maybe?

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>>27612963
TIME FOR AN ENTHUSIASTIC WALK

>>27612963
Paranoia intensifies

Whatever. You're still not technically your own character, so you couldn't set the pace for your own plot. With a sigh, you get up to find Cringer looking at you with shining eyes from the foot of your bed. The beast climbs up you purring, and takes its place on your shoulder. All is well with the world. Wait, what gender is Cringer? Guess it doesn't matter to the plot.

You grab your silly hat as you slide the door to the side and look around. Anon's panting, on hands and knees, sweating. From the lack of zombies or skeletons, you're guessing he's being unsuccessful, "This is bullshit," You hear, "If he can do it...Why can't I? Fucking bullshit. God damn it. And. And she..."

He didn't understand pacing at all. Now was not the time for the hero's self doubting crisis. You're not looking forward to tomorrow.

Although, this might be a sign. You glance for Konoko's room. Her door is open just a crack. If this keeps up, Konoko could be the protagonist. With Anon's performance, he deserved it.

You could take advantage of this.

>OPPORTUNITY: Harvest quick waifu points from Anon with an upbeat talk. Or, spend 0.10 waifu points to influence things worse for Anon. 3 1d100 rolls required. May affect world alignment.

You can see crows on the roof, watching Anon curiously and- yep, there he is. Your douchebag villain Exodium. Mesh shirt and trenchcoat, balanced on the top of the roof, looking at Anon with some amusement. Probably here to give some sort of 'remember what you are,' speech for your benefit. Or give Anon a chance to defend you with you watching him unknowing. Drawing by the numbers plot.

Though Anon still hadn't noticed him. You could probably walk past this scene entirely, if you didn't want to interfere. You're sure Leopold would be lurking nearby, out of sight.

>Your move.

>>27613211
Can we do an upbeat talk that really only leaves him feeling worse about himself? Protag Konoko'd be pretty great for us right now.

>>27613211
[X]Harvest quick waifu points from Anon with an upbeat talk
We really need some points

>>27613263
That...I suppose would be entirely possible.

Would make things extra difficult though.

Would bump up the difficulty to only 65 and above granting successes, and the range to lower world alignment to 90-100.

>>27613284
Same point cost?

>>27613211
[x]Harvest quick waifu points
cause we can't keep the damn things at the rate we spend them

>>27613303
Same point cost.

>>27613211
Fuck everyone.

Let's spend points to have Exodium FALL from the fucking roof, and KILL anon.

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>>27613211
Have douche-ium come in and whack Anon around with undead critters, then come in to cheer him on and give him a "there are some thngs you can't do but you have your own skills" etc.

>>27613211
What if this was a Start of Darkness for Anon? We try to give him a pep talk, get a few points, and then spend them to have Exodium show up and give a 'Join me and unlock your potential or forever be overshadowed by the girls/dogs/whatever.' speech. Maybe work in some neutered jokes. Anon doesn't have to fall for it NOW, but it'll set the stage for him to fall later.

It helps the alignment stay about where it is, since having a Heel Face Turn is a standard plot twist that's not crazy dark. Plus it'll make Konoko a full protagonist and boost us up to solid 'teammate' rank.

Leopold and Deadoko probably aren't going to like it...but if we can find a way to smash them into each other, since I think Leopold was the one who caused Deadoko's status as an Uncharacter, that could be a solution to the problem.

>>27613321
I'd be fine with that, but it seems everybody else would rather harvest points. So, could we maybe do that and dissuade him from trying to learn necromancy? You know, what with it being totally idiotic.

>>27613321
Lets do it then. All in.

>>27613358
Oh, this. Do this.

>>27613358
With Riritu, and maybe one or two of the other construct girls as back up...we can change the story to a Magical Girl Team.

That might be enough to get everyone independent, and keep casualties low.

>>27613211
I say we harvest points. We're almost at .50.

However, I don't want him becoming the protag, so just something that doesn't support his fighting spirit at all.

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>Hello
>can you help me for a sec

NOW my friend decides to god damn message me with no warning ahead of time. They have psychic abilities, I swear.

But anyway, it roughly seems that we want to nudge Anon further from the protag spot, so gimme 3 rolls of 1d100.

>>27613211
[X]Harvest quick waifu points from Anon with an upbeat talk
Preferably one which discourages him from necromancy. There will probably be better opportunities to flip Konoko into protagonist status.

>>27613442
I'd like this. We should talk to Konoko, though.

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>>27613469

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>>27613469
SATAN GRANT ME STRENGTH

To facilitate ease of counting for Twen
>>27613263
>>27613303
>>27613365
>>27613428
Are all me. I've also been wanting Anon to turn to the Dark Side since thread 2.

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>>27613469

Rolled 96

>>27613469
When can we kill him

>>27613358
...is this the start of a homo route for anon?

>>27613469
For greater glory, I guess

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>>27613469
Here we go!

>>27613508
Hail Satan, I guess?

>>27613508
He did.

>>27613513
>>27613514
Oops.

>>27613508
How appropriate.

>Anon is shaken!

Writing. Trying to also include the pep talk for waifu point gain to discount cost.

>>27613546
We're Satan, aren't we?

Does that mean Anon is Jesus?

>>27613565
If Anon is Jesus, I'm renouncing Christianity.

>>27613565
Nah, he's one of those bullshit Starscream demons.

>>27613546
where u go

>>27614680
He did say that a friend asked him for help.

>>27614680
I think he's having a hard time writing up a Pep talk that gives us waifu points while -also- bringing Anon lower on the Protagonist list.

Also?
>>27614742

I mean, I -am- eagerly waiting, but Twen has a life other then us.

>>27614759
Why would someone with a life be on /tg/?

>>27614759
"Wow Anon, you're really working hard. I don't know why you aren't having any success, I hope it's not that you're just not very good at this, cus I mean, not everyone can be great at everything. But I'm sure if you keep working hard something will come through for you!"

>>27614759
"Wow anon-kun, you're really trying hard at necromancy! That's only of the harder schools of magic. That's because necromancy is manipulating the transitory states of life and death, finely tuning energy to exist at the border of life and death. To be able to do it properly, you more or less have to exist at a state of dead, but not dead. Not in between, but both at the same time.

Sorry, that's all I know. You basically have to learn it from someone else, and anybody that's good at it is really screwed up, very much including you-know-who. I know you want to raise fire breathing t-rexes, but you gotta remember you're the hero here, the good guy. Good guys don't to around raising corpses, and definitely not the fire breathing t-rexes.

You glance up. The Jack of Dicks up above hasn't noticed your presence yet. Anon is sulking too hard to notice.

...Let's just rub some salt in the wound, then.

>0.10 waifu points spent! 0.36+0.40 waifu points remaining!

Your antagonist suddenly gets a bold notion in his head. With a twisted smirk, he steps forward off of the roof, and lands silently in front of Anon. Anon reacts as expected, and jumps up immediately. Now that's closer though, you can see Knight Exodium has bandages covering the left side of his face. Man, you hope you didn't give him a cool scar.

"Wha- hey, what are you doing here?" Anon gets in to a fighting pose, "You wanna get your ass kicked again?"
"Again?" Knight Exodium chuckles, "You didn't touch me at all, you squeaking maggot," You don't think maggots can squeak. Bad mental image at any rate.
"Yeah well...You're just...Fuck you!" Anon shouts finally, performing a jump kick. Your antagonist melts in to shadow around Anon-kun, who barely manages to recover, "Wait, what?" He glances behind himself- and gets a face full of steel.

With a staggered cry, Anon tumbles to the ground, blood gushing from his nose. Your antagonist steps forward, shaking his head.
"What, should I call the girls for help then?"
"You leab dem oudda dis!" Anon shouts through blood and snot, scrambling to his feet, "I dwore do prodecd dem!"
"Really?" Your antagonist kicks high up in the air, bringing the heel of his metal boot on the back of Anon's head with a crack, sending him back down to the ground, "I was thinking they would have to protect you."

You inspect your nails and occasionally glance up to the fight. Cringer gives a low meow of sympathy, watching the fight. The antagonist is just kicking Anon's ass something fierce. And, you note with a frown, not using his hands the whole time. Right, the soccer theme. Guess the guy really did stick with the idea of football being the ultimate warrior's sport.

"Face it!" A savage headbutt sends Anon twirling down in an arc of blood and tears, "You're nothing without them! Your greatest accomplishment was being toilet trained- you've learned nothing, do nothing, and are nothing!" Another kick to Anon's side. He's not getting up now, "You thought you could stand against our order? Look at you! You can't even stand up right now!"

Your nails have passed inspection. Anon's in the fetal position, at the base of a tree. No one else has done anything. Your time to act.

You give a high pitched scream, and run in to the garden. Both parties look up at you.

"Leave him alone!" You shout, running elbows out with wrists facing up, "You, you, you cruel man!"

"Tch!" Knight Exodium turns to you, a leer settling across his face, "The dog finally shows up to protect her master."
"Bli...Bliblo blan..." Anon murmurs from below you. Man, he got the SHIT kicked out of him. You leap between the prone Anon, and your antagonist, and put out your arms.
"Stop, stop it! You shouldn't be doing this! He never did anything to you!"
"You're right," Knight Exodium looks away from you, smiling wickedly, "And that's exactly why I hate him! Look at him!" He points past you, to Anon's mashed face, "He's weak! He thinks, just because he holds on to his so called 'justice,' that he should be given respect! To think...He would try to master ki, while being so pathetic, hah!" Your antagonist settles a hand on your neck, making you flinch, "You want this, don't you? This power?" He's still talking to Anon, who's trying, still, to stand up.

You feel yourself get lifted by the neck, and do the usual gasping, kicking routine. This guy looooves to talk. You start thinking about what would be an appropriately ironic death for him. He smirks at you behind his bandages, and reaches up with his other hand to caress your cheek. Ewww, his hands are all sweaty.

"You see? This is the proper order of things. You're unwilling to do what it takes- so everything of yours, is mine. How can you hope to protect everything, if you can't protect your desires?" He drags you closer.

Then, Cringer strikes.

"Gngh! Damn it!" Knight Exodium stumbles back, dropping you, batting at Cringer. You cough, and then turn to Anon.

"Anon! Are you alright?" Anon is staring down. Utterly depressed. Good. Neon Genesis Evangelion this ain't, if you get him past the despair event horizon, he won't do jack.

You glance at Konoko's room. Through the crack in the door, you see Konoko smiling. She steps away from the door, deeper inside. Well, she clearly approves of this course, you guess.

"Furred beast!" Shouts your antagonist, finally throwing Cringer to the side. Cringer flies end over end, yowling until he's cut off by landing in some bushes. He'll be out for a bit, "I'll make you in to a pair of mittens!" Exodium turns to look at you, "And as for YOU-"

Konoko is taking her sweet time. This'd be a perfect opportunity for her to jump in, and kick Exodium's ass. Would settle things pretty well for her protagonist shot.

On the other hand...Your antagonist is playing rough. Real rough. You frown, rub your neck. You didn't plan on that. You could probably force him to fuck off with an excuse. This is weird.

And Anon's just curled up in the dirt, whispering something to himself. He's got a manic look in his black eye.

If you push it- things might start going bad.

>If you want to make your antagonist fuck off on his own, spend 0.01 waifu points.
>Your move.

>>27615221
Can we use our ki powers to fuck with his head?

Secret background and all that?

>>27615221
We can barrier maiden, right? Summon an energy barrier and clock this chode in the head with it. If we can stall long enough for Konoko to get here, we're golden.

>>27615221
Perhaps a little faith in Konoko? Try and stall Exodium from continuing his little tirade?

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>>27615207
>"Bli...Bliblo blan..."
Glorious

>>27615221
Lets have faith. But we will spend those points if it starts getting too bad. We need to get the MCs lined up for a smooth transmission so it doesn't fuck with the story.

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>>27615312
I dont get it.

Stalling would be good.
Having a nice time to shine using Ki, barriers and whatever while anon is down and looking good would be a plus.
Then konoko comes and saves the day or something, either that or getting an offensive power once and for all.

>>27615221
Make an inspiring speech, saying it doesn't matter if one's strong or not, all it matters is to be a good person and surround herself with good friends.

Then perform an astral projection, but on the Antagonist to paralyze him with a battle of the mind and setup him up for an ass kicking by Konoko.

>>27615361

He tried to say Miko-chan.

>>27615373
Mhm, Anon as a weak boy who is protected by girls. Did...we just get him damseling? My god, this is priceless!

Yeah, defensive shielding, standing strong and s-s-strutting as we protect our weak little Anon-kun.

>>27615294
>>27615256
>>27615296
Oh wait, from last thread I said there was a powerup due.

Kind of a little fast, but fuck it, this is a good excuse opportunity.

>POWER UP OPPORTUNITY

>1. Familiar Empowerment: Cringer can be granted Ki to go in to BATTLE MODE. About the size of a tiger, claws sharp enough to tear steel, and strong enough to chuck cars, angry and ever loyal. Has a time limit of two minutes for no good reason. Empowering pet in such a fashion will exhaust you for a scene. If things get too grimdark though, it might be goaded to go out of control.

>2. Astral Projection: Working off of ranged Ki transmission, you can leave your body behind and go ghost mode. Doesn't mean much right now, but you can see where your ghost goes, and interact the environment slightly- undoing latches, making bottles tip over, that kind of thing. If someone with Ki senses senses you though, you can get fucked up. Can be maintained as long as the body is healthy. Any damage to the body yanks you back immediately.

>3. Ki Shield: Typical energy barrier. Can resist bullets, punches, push people away, that kind of stuff. Can only be held up for about twenty minutes, or when a narratively stronger character hits it to show off his strength, whichever comes first. Can only be done once per scene.

>4. Other. Come up with something.

>>27615221
We could always ki-charge Anon for a massive boost in waifu points now too.

>>27615433
That's definitely quite a possibility. Anon would be very grateful for your strength.

Course, then he'd be a more secure protagonist.

>>27615426
>>1. Familiar Empowerment: Cringer can be granted Ki to go in to BATTLE MODE. About the size of a tiger, claws sharp enough to tear steel, and strong enough to chuck cars, angry and ever loyal. Has a time limit of two minutes for no good reason. Empowering pet in such a fashion will exhaust you for a scene. If things get too grimdark though, it might be goaded to go out of control.
"Hey, wanna know why I called my cat Cringer?"

>>27615426
Familiar Empowerment for sure

>>27615426
Do we have a pastebin for current powers?

>>27615426
I'm up for familiar empowerment. Cringer is already wrecking faces in his regular mutant cat size.

>>27615426
Going with Ki shield myself.

>3

>>27615426
>>3. Ki Shield: Typical energy barrier. Can resist bullets, punches, push people away, that kind of stuff. Can only be held up for about twenty minutes, or when a narratively stronger character hits it to show off his strength, whichever comes first. Can only be done once per scene.

>>27615426
CRINGER! Time to wreck some face.

>>27615453
being free of him would allow us more wiggle room, and that may be more important right now than switching protags, we still have the meta murderer to worry about after all.

We have forever to off Anon, we only have until they kill us to solve the case of the devourer.

>>27615426
I'm going to say Ki Barrier, more versatility and the cant wont be used as a sacrificial lion the moment things turn grimdark,

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>>27615426
Its time.

>>27615426
Ki shield

>>27615426
I -so- wanna to 1 because BATTLECAT, but right now I think Ki Shield may be our best bet.

>>27615509
cat*

Dammit, I fixed that typo before hitting submit.

>>27615469
http://pastebin.com/JPwSvprM

Still a work in progress.

Calling the power vote in 4 minutes.

>>27615426
we should start building ourself up actually, if we can do a bit of refluffing

We can already do ranged Ki buffs, if we get Familiar Empowerment now, that's like sending a ki boost to our cat

Then we'd just need to do a scene with Konoko where we teach her about ki strikes and be all mysterious about just how good we are by refusing to actually do a ki strike except for one narratively overpowered ki strike in the beginning

Then when the moment is right "You know, I've been buffing my friends this whole time, so that they wouldn't get hurt. But now I know that the surest way to keep them safe, is to do this myself." And enter Ki Mode (name subject to change) where we overflow with fightan power and our hair turns black or some shit so we can kick ass when the world alignment inevitably drops

>>27615426
>3. Ki Shield: Typical energy barrier. Can resist bullets, punches, push people away, that kind of stuff. Can only be held up for about twenty minutes, or when a narratively stronger character hits it to show off his strength, whichever comes first. Can only be done once per scene.

Because of what >>27615509 said.

>>27615426
>3. Ki Shield: Typical energy barrier. Can resist bullets, punches, push people away, that kind of stuff. Can only be held up for about twenty minutes, or when a narratively stronger character hits it to show off his strength, whichever comes first. Can only be done once per scene.
Save Cringer!

>>27615426
>3 Ki Shield

Use it to defend both of us and allow konoko to kick the Atag's ass

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>>27615426
>2. Astral Projection: Working off of ranged Ki transmission, you can leave your body behind and go ghost mode. Doesn't mean much right now, but you can see where your ghost goes, and interact the environment slightly- undoing latches, making bottles tip over, that kind of thing. If someone with Ki senses senses you though, you can get fucked up. Can be maintained as long as the body is healthy. Any damage to the body yanks you back immediately.
I want to get this at some point. If we work on this, and improve it...

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BATTLE CAT: 111111
Astral Projection: 1
Last minute come back for ki shield.

>>27615657
Astral Projection shall remain on the list for next time. As well as battle cat. Though, as you develop, alternate paths will die down as you stick to a theme.

>>27615575
That's some forward thinking there.

At any rate, shield going. Writing.

>>27615657
Can we select this and immediately spend Waifu points to improve it? We are at a turning point now.

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>>27615426

>3. Ki Shield: Typical energy barrier

Barriers ALLWAYS get really beastly when you level them enough

>>27615657
>Level up Astral Projection to the point where we can maintain Astral Projection while concious
>Use Ki Transfer to pour power into our ghost selfs fist
>SHINING FINGER

>>27615657
I greatly approve of ORAORAORAORAORA.

>>27615706
well, here's my fluff for the shield, it's not actually a physical shield, but acts like a pair of invisible hands that grab and stop attacks. As it gets more powerful, it transforms into a ki projection of ourselves as a Jojo stand. Only Ki masters can see it of course. Then we internalize it for Ki Mode

>>27615657
>>27615802
Oh shit, even better than battle cat.

>then we find out that Cringer was a physical manifestation of our stand

>Learn how to create multiple barriers, and move them around
>Combine Astral Projection and Barrier
>Create Fighting Polygon Team
Or at the least, polygon power armor.

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There was a write in option for powers.

What about generating matter from ki?

Dark(i) matter up in this bitch

>>27615842
No, we keep leveling up until we AT field level barrier hax!

>>27615706
>>27615812
Well I was thinking we were going to become Invisible Woman. A joke at first, but then barriers used as weapons and then you're now the strongest.

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>>27615878
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF BARRIERS!

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>>27615842
>Polygon power armor
Could possibly work, actually. If we can create barriers that can hold our weight, we can both use the armor as protection and to 'push' ourselves around by moving the barriers around us, essentially allowing us to fly and dodge things really well.

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Damn it, forgot pic

>>27615928
>>27616024
You've sold me. Properly leveled barriers are uber hax tier.

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>>27616024
Better yet.

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>>27616021
>>27616024

Now you're thinking with barriers!

>>27616045
Well, the problem is we don't really know the upper limits of the power.

We could be Sue Storm. We could be an Evangelion.

But we could also be Orihime.

>>27616024
>>27616045
>>27616052
>>27616058
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OydCKdKlbM

Barriers are good for smacking.

>reduce anon to a cowering wreck
I just feel bad

>>27616083
On paper Orihime's powers are super hax. She just never uses them worth a shit.

>>27616167

And we don't have any compunction against violence, unlike her.

Your antagonist lashes out with a kick, sweeping in low to catch you in the chin- when a flash of light and sparks cause him to stumble back.

"What in the-" Knight Exodium looks up with a sneer, "Impossible! The seals-"

Oooh, seals? You're guaranteed some power ups there- but that can wait for later. You thrust out your hands, straining your fingers against the invisible firmament under reality, the pulsing energy of the world beneath the world, or something. You're not quite clear on the details, but when you cross your arms again, a great blue scintillating light in the shape of a hexagon forms in front of you as if torn from the air, crackling, twitching lines of bright white that hurt to look at stretching from your fingers to the corners of the shield. It burns with light, and you can feel wind whipping around it, causing the grass to sway manically. It's about your size- the biggest flaw being you have to cross your arms uncomfortably. Eh, you'll fix that next time. Anon-kun and the antagonist alike stare, open mouthed at this advanced ki flow.

Shit, you're supposed to say something here. Uhhhh...

"Barrier form! Biot-Savart Law!" Sure, that sounds good. The antagonist steps back, eyes widening even further.
"Biot-Savart...So it's true...Keh!" He smiles leaning in against the power, "This is starting to get fun!"

You feel something grab the back of your leg. You spare a glance back. It's Anon.
"Rehlm...Rehml muh..." He's trying to say something. You frown. He got hurt real bad, real quick, actually.

>>27616167
Ichigo would be out of a job if she made full use of her powers.

>>27615737
This would be hilarious for gag moments where we do the slap Anon and send him flying thing when he rushes in on us in a compromising situation

Enunciation is important Anon-kun.
"Just hold on, Anon-kun! You saved me after all, when we first met," You give a smile, "Allow me to return the favor!"
"URRRYAAAAAA!" Your antagonist, clearly upset that all eyes weren't on him for once leaps for you, with a jump kick. You gasp, and slide back a bit from the force- but it holds. Your antagonist bounces back, smoke rising from his greaves. Then he strikes again, and you bounce back. Hah- weak. Enough time for Konoko to jump in.

And she appears- slamming the door open wow what is she wearing. She's got a some kind of blue cape and floral print onesie swimsuit with huge shoulders, and the upper half of her face covered by some kind of...It looks like a tiki mask. Just, like she split a bucket in half, punched out eyeholes, painted it wait, put flowers at the top, and strapped it to her face. Oh, and strapped sandals. Christ, the douche bag in the mesh shirt looked like he had better fashion sense.

"Anon-kun! Miko-chan! I've come to help!" The antagonist looks up at that, cocks an eyebrow. It's really hard to keep your focus with her dressed up that badly, "You, Knight Exodium! You coward, striking at my friends?" She flips forward in front of you- wow, when'd she learn to jump that hella high? "Your true fight is with me!"

Anon gasps something behind you. God, he got the SHIT kicked out of him apparently.
"Muhh...Mo..."

"Konoko! Thank goodness you're here!" You shout, "I could only keep this up for so long."
"No problem, Miko-chan," She looks back and gives a wink and a salute, "You take Anon and get him out of here!"

Wait, you wanted to kick some ass too. Well, you guess it's more protagonist-y if she did all the work herself in this case. But things feel like they're going too fast. Too quickly.

>Your move.

>>27616298
Throw Konoko a quick buff, pick up Anon and fuck off. This is her rodeo now and we can damage control the plot later.

>>27616298
Supercharge Anon while Konoko has the villain distracted, delicious delicious waifu points.

it also has set the stage for Konoko to smoothly take over as protagonist, she saved the day, fought off the antagonist while Anon recovered, now it's at best a joint operation.

>>27616270
>"Barrier form! Biot-Savart Law!" Sure, that sounds good. The antagonist steps back, eyes widening even further.
>"Biot-Savart...So it's true...Keh!"

PFFFT THIS GUY.

>>27616298
>But things feel like they're going too fast. Too quickly.

Hmm.....what should we do, guys?

>>27616298
Smack the antagonist toward konoko with the sheild, then take care of anon.

>>27616270
>"Rehlm...Rehml muh..."
The fuck is this?

>>27616298
perform a quick buff on Konoko via an air kiss, then perform emergency healing on Anon.

Relocate Anon if necessary.

>>27616444
this keeps us relevant, since she obviously cant beat him alone... but her friends are there to help

>>27616415
We need a suitable +1~+2 beat.
>Konoko, what are you wearing? Did you hit yourself in the head too hard?
We might have to drag the antagonist in commenting on the suit, then proceeding with the battle

Also, smashing the antagonist, buffing her and tailing away with anon to somewhere safe.

>>27616520
Crap, forgot what I was doing.

>>27616415

>>"Rehlm...Rehml muh..."
Run... run mi-...
Or something like this?

Konoko buffing, picking up Anon and running.

Give me 5 rolls of 1d100, 85 and above succeed.

Rolled 67

>>27616575

Rolled 97

>>27616575
Boom baby!

Rolled 100

>>27616575
Roll'in

>>27616575
Oh, and uh, smacking the antagonist, did not forget that part.

Rolled 19

>>27616575
Rolling.

Rolled 56

>>27616593
>>27616600

Welp, bad guy gets his shit kicked now...

Rolled 82

>>27616575
Go Sudden Powerups!!!!

Rolled 50

>>27616575
rollan

>>27616593
>>27616600
Wow, do we get a double crit?

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>>27616593
>>27616600

Rolled 79

>>27616593
YES!

>>27616600
HOLY FUCK THANKS DICEGODS

>>27616593
>>27616600
Never discount the buffbot. Miko stronk.

>>27616637
Just the one, but you succeeded very well.

Writing.

>>27616415
"Heal me," I think.

>>27616683
I do sort of think we should heal him. But then again I'm a huge softy.

>>27616773

Same. Softest softy in the soft sofa store.

>>27616773
It's our narrative duty. So, we're gonna, even if he is the duke of cocks.

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>>27616773
I thought healing him was as bad for us, like extremely draining.

>>27616825
yeah, but we GOTTA. and it'll earn us narrative juice.

>>27616845
And it makes us look really good in front of the audience.

>>27616825
I wonder if I can turn the Ki drain around. Instead of just a negative Ki drain, what if we went all in? Pour so much in that Anon comes out a different person, a mix of him and Miko? Like pouring milk into coffee, impossible to separate, and changed?

"Gotcha Konoko! Though, uh," You snicker, as you drop the shield, and do a quick few dance moves- just long enough to separate far enough to get Konoko a boost, "I think we'll need to work on the outfit."
"Wha-what is this?" The Knight Exodium crouches low, putting out his hands in a combat position, "Some kind of joke?"
"Yeah, I wouldn't be talking either," You shiver as you feel your consciousness realign again, "Who dressed you, Nomura?"
"Get Anon out of here!" Konoko turns to you, shouting. Immediately, your antagonist darts low, bringing up his foot for an attack from below which probably wouldn't be legitimately taught by anyone ever. You dash forward, drawing your arms across each other again, forming a shield, interposing yourself between him and Konoko.

"Damn it, you BITCH!" He shouts, rolling back out of reach. You run for him, barrier still up, and he instinctively raises his hands to block- but you go for the left, pivot on your heel, and slam the barrier in to his back towards Konoko. He makes a satisfying squawk, before he receives a bicycle kick to the face from Konoko, sending him and his bandages flying.

"Miko..." Konoko growls, stepping forward as the antagonist admirably jumps back to his feet, feeling his face in pain. You shrug, let the shield drop- man, that was pretty cool.
"Ah, Konoko-chan, I was just trying to help!"
"Help Anon-Kun!" Konoko ducks beneath a poorly executed kick, but she's still glaring at you.

You give a small smile. Yeah, this shield thing could be pretty cool.

>Character arc update- 18%!

"Mmmmo!" Anon's trying to stagger up, shouting between the mash that used to be his teeth. You wince, and grab him, slinging him over your shoulder.
"Hey, hey, Anon-kun!" You start to drag him off, "We don't want you getting hurt!"

He looks at you. His mismatched eyes are filled with horror. His pupils are pinpricks, shaking. He's raising the arm not over your should. Reaching for you.

>Anon-kun Opportunity.
>Your move.

>>27617050
>should

Shoulder.

I should learn words good.

Though that makes me wonder if the word 'should' has any relationship to 'shoulder'.

>>27617050
Reassure him. Tell him we're gonna get him out of here and fix him up, good as new. Maybe then he'll chill out.

>>27617116
Should origin: Middle English Sholde, Old English Sceolde
Shoulder Origin: Middle English Sholder, Old English Sculdor

>>27617050
Yeah, he's carried off. How'd you like being Krillin, boy?

"It's ok, Anon-kun! Konoko and i will protect you!"

>>27617050
"It's dangerous here, let's go somewhere safe to patch you up"

>>27617050
I just got a crazy idea. Go all in with the Ki drain, so much so that it's like we are possessing him and using his body and abilities again the antagonist. Use the shield move we just learn to confirm that it's use that's controlling the puppet?

>>27617198
This
Maybe call to Cringer as we run off as well

>>27617159
>>27617193
>>27617198
>>27617266
Reassuring, with a side of Cringer calling.

>Anon-kun's internal debate.

Then writing.

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>>27617294
I bring naught but shame to this thread. I shall commit sudoku as soon as I get the chance.

>>27617322
That's either really good for us, or really bad for us.

>>27617322
that's ok, he certainly failed.

>>27617351
>Internal DEBATE.

Anon might be going full antagonist here.

>>27617050
>>Anon-kun Opportunity.
Opportunity to do/get what?

>>27617378
Well, then this quest just got a ton more interesting.

I can imagine that the audience would be confused but thrilled at this anime. "The good guy broke bad on the 3 episode!"

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>>27617294
Drew this in celebration of the barrier power up.

>>27617429
They more or less did that in C3-bu.
Unlike there, though, if Anon goes bad we are offing him on the spot.

>>27617494
the fez gets me every goddamn time

>>27617502
It's just so stupid.
I love it.

>>27617500
Ok, I'm definitely watching C3-bu now.

BRB

>>27617502
Almost forgot to put it there.
When did the fez started anyways? The closest I remember was mentioning a silly hat somewhere at the beggining.

>>27617551
Deculture's original silly hat was a fez.

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There's been an unfortunate lack of BELTS in Exodium's descriptions so far.

>>27617516
You will be dissapointed.

>>27617588
Too late, started.

>>27617587
You forgot his retarded Glasgow eyelids

>Shit.
>World Alignment shifted to 0.

"Anon-kun, don't worry," You whisper, dragging him off. You jerk your head at Cringer in the bushes- and see him slowly limping towards you. Crap, struck with a momentary pet injury. He would be out of it for a while, "You'll be safe," Man he's heavy. You drag him towards the veranda, heading for his room. Behind you, you hear Konoko shouting something about how much more satisfying it is to beat up Exodium since he actually had an ass to kick rather than the skeletons.

"Mih-miuh, muhh," Anon continues to slur. His hand is getting closer to your face.
"Anon-kun, stop it, alright? We'll get you fixed soon, you know?" You reach quickly, firmly but gently pushing his hand away.
"Can't," Anon swallows looks away, before looking back at you, "Crant-"
"Anon-" You've just managed to get to the veranda, before he grabs at you again.

This time, he wraps his hand around your mouth before you can bat his hand away. He can't be-

You're not paralyzed. A thought drifts in to your mind, unbidden. Once, you were trying to win a button mashing game. Some sort of goofy slice of life maybe, who knows. You ended up wrecking it anyway. But, at any rate, you found that if you just directly mashed on the button, you could never win. But if you held your arm above it, and tensed your arm juuuussst so, you got a lot more hits every second.

You feel that, across the whole of your body. That terrible, tense feeling- quivering, your muscles taut with pain, vibrating but unable to do anything else. And then the cold seeps in, starting from the toes- and you can't do anything. This douchebag.

You see an aura like a black light swelling around him- his bruises fading, his blood working back in to his body, cuts sealing, his eyes regaining their clarity, and he shifts his weight off of you. And you hear things.
"I can't lose."
"It's not fair."
"How could this happen?"
"I'm sorry."
"It's not my fault."
"That should not have happened."
"Not again."
"I thought I could be a hero."
"Must this be my dark destiny?"
"Just a bit longer- that's all I need."
"Something's not right."
"I swear I'll make it up to you."

All the generic, whiny cliches. He couldn't stand to lose one fight? Konoko was right. Anon was afraid of losing his spot as the protagonist. And would hurt you to keep it. You'd glare at him, but right now, you can't do much. You could take a gamble though.

You could try to do what your antagonist did to Konoko back at the beginning. 'Realize' the power to fuck with his head. But you'd have to go all in- and hope Anon didn't sense you and 'accidentally' end you.

Like dragging a boulder up a hill, you try to get Konoko in to your vision. Couldn't she see this? Too busy enjoying giving a beat down to Exodium, you guess. And there's poor Cringer, dragging himself closer, pitifully mewing. Trying to climb up the gap to the porch.

So. Down to you then.

>Your move.

>>27617189
Also, thank you by the by. Though, I also found out google has a word origin search kinda thing which is neat. Past tense of shall.

>>27617587
Holy crap, you're right. Double sudoku for me.

>>27617713

How many waifu points would we have to spend to make him seem like a fallen hero?

>>27617757
None, at this rate.

>>27617713
Get Cringer, heal him, then realign the SHIT out of Anon.

>>27617713
Does anyone want to try my crazy "all-in" idea?

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>>27617713
>every cliche at once
Wonderful.

>>27617713
Use the upgrade from >>27617494 to develop offensive barrier powers.

Shank the bastard with a psychic knife.

>>27617713
Could we separate ourselves from him? Use a barrier? Since we managed to use the barrier again a while ago to whack Exodium around.

>>27617765

Then do it. Turn the narrative against him, because he's deliberately (emphasized) draining our life force because he can't stand to lose.

What's the DC?

>>27617713
Use a barrier to block whatever stupid bullshit he's about to try, then counter by smashing him with it.

>>27617815
>>27617824

First followed by second.

>>27617713
Start crying and other moe reactions, act all betrayed and stuff. Reach weakly for Cringer, maybe that'll motivate the kitty or something.

>>27617713
Guilt trip him, make him realize how much he's fallen, push him, block him, chew him out with him "stealing from you" and "how can he be an ally of justice if the doesn't trust his friends?"

>>27617824
With lethal force.

>>27617713
>>27617840
>>27617848
Let's try to guilt trip him first before we try forcing him away.

>>27617799
>>27617849
The narrative is teetering in the brink. If we want to get our murder on, now is the time.

>>27617840
This is good. But, this could be the time for us to show that we're a genetically engineered, magically infused ass kicking super weapon.

Okay, since this is a pretty big deal as it were, I'll boil the options down here.

>1. Fight!
>Get this crazy idiot off of you now. Will require a roll.

>2. Run with it.
>This is his fall from grace. Give him the rope to hang himself with.

>3. Guilt trip.
>"Anon-kun, how could you?" Make him snap out of it.

>4. Psyche diving.
>That merging of spirits thing or whatever.

>5. Custom option.
>If you can come up with something, speak now or forever hold your peace.

I'll give it ten minutes for the vote, if everyone's comfortable with that.

>>27617985
>Fight!
How are we going to spin to Konoko that we killed Anon?

>>27617985
>1

Guilt trip will make Anon the protag again. So going with Fight.

>>27617985
Guilt trip him.

We don't want to turn him into some sort of villain protag.

>>27617985
>2. Run with it.
>This is his fall from grace. Give him the rope to hang himself with.

I've been wanting this for threads now. Then we just get him to fuck off with beltman like the overdramatic shit he is and we hang out with Konoko and try to find a way to raise the tone back up later.

>>27617985
>4
with a secondary vote of:
>2

Tell him, "Do you feel like a hero yet?"

>>27617985
>2. Run with it.
>This is his fall from grace. Give him the rope to hang himself with.

It's time.

>>27617985
This could be the coup de grace, and we have the advantage. We should press it before he recovers and is on guard against it. We have Konoko to save us if we need it. I vote for Run with it.

>>27617985
Sticking with 3, we have the antagonist in our hands, let's not make a worse one

>>27617985
1 since I don't think Konoko will come to our rescue anytime soon. Maybe throw in a line about how he's no better than the antagonist.

>>27617985
2

>>27617985
>2

Fight: 111
Run with it: 111111
Guilt trip: 111
Psyche diving: 1

The trap is sprung. Writing.

>>27618173
Uh oh.

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>>27618173

Shit.

>>27618173
Oh dear, what have we done now?

>>27618173
>Lowered world alignment.
Keikakudoori

>>27618226
We couldn't help it

Yeesh, I leave for a little while and I find all you guys thirsting for blood. A little restraint would have been nice, you guys.

>>27618173
>Lets just sit there while the energy vampire drains us dry
>What could possibly go wrong

>>27618185
>>27618217
>>27618218
Hold on, who said this wasn't our trap? Let's not shit our collective pants just yet.

>>27618289
The faggot is still touching us, draining us.

>>27618289
That's the spirit, anon. Stay as optimistic as possible even to the end.

>>27618289
Inb4 Konoko's Just as Planned face.

>>27618173
We gave him too much rope that he hanged us instead, right?

>>27618311
>>27618334
We're still in plot controlled zone. We're too important to the narrative for him to kill us without it ripping itself in half. So, let's not get cold feet just as our plot's coming to fruition, okay?

>>27618311
>>27618285

It's in-narrative damage, it won't affect our core. Unless we're killed off.

You won't die. Anon's a dick of the highest grade, but you definitely aren't going to die. You shiver, as he drains the last. You see that he's looking away, crying. He should be saving those tears for later.

A few final spasms, and then he relents, letting go of you- you fall limp and he catches you by the shoulders, the obnoxious shit.
"I'm sorry!" He shouts, manically, "I, I need to do this! To help Konoko-chan! I-" He glances up in fear, as you see Exodium slide across the garden from a well placed kick from Konoko, "I need to go!"

"Do you feel like a hero?" You whisper. You're at the edge of consciousness now- feel drained. Cringer limps over. Anon gives a confused, and fearful glance to you, then runs at Exodium, glowing like a shitty rave party.

"JUSTICE!" He shouts, jumping for Exodium. Exodium looks up in horror as Anon brings a glowing fist to his face, sending him spinning to the ground. Konoko stops in mid assault- halting, and staring at Anon. She tries desperately to hide a grin on her face, then glances at you. She puts on a look of worry.

"I won't let anyone be hurt! No one can be hurt! I'll protect everyone!" Anon swings Exodium in to a pillar, causing it to crack. The already pummeled Exodium gasps, as Anon keeps him pinned to the wood with one hand, sending the other jack hammering in to his face, over and over.
"Anon!" Konoko shouts, walking toward him.
"You made me do this!" Anon shouts at Exodium, whose face is kind of resembling a bean bag chair at this point, spraying teeth and blood. His voice is breaking, "This is the strength of justice!"

Konoko looks away, stifling a giggle. Meanwhile, Cringer's chewing your finger again. God damn cat. You're barely keeping your eyes open. Christ, that bastard drained you but good.

"Anon!" Konoko shouts, and Anon looks back. And, with an after thought, drops Exodium. Exodium crumples up.

>Konoko Opportunity.

"Ko-Konoko," Anon looks around, ragged and nervous, "I, uh, I worried you, huh? S-sorry," Anon rubs the back of his head nervously, "I, well, Miko-chan helped-"
"Miko-chan is practically unconcious, Anon-kun," She steps forward, "What did you do?"

"I, well-" Anon looks to you, then to Konoko, and shrugs, hands covered in blood, "Well, I, I guess I have to tell you some time- I, uh, well, I...I didn't mean to! It's just my aur-"
"You've been practicing dark arts," Konoko's voice drops a register, "Haven't you."

"Wha- what? No!" Anon raises his hands, shaking his head, "No no no no no! I didn't mean anything!"
"I overheard you," Konoko shakes her head sadly, looking up and away from Anon to hide her smile, "You...I didn't believe it, you were talking about raising the dead!"
"What? No, just, just making skeletons! There's nothing wrong with skeletons!"

Your ears are beginning to hurt from all the exclamation points, but you manage to scoot to the wall to rest against it, enjoying the show.

"Nothing wrong?" Konoko looks to Anon, bewildered, "Nothing wrong with tearing the dead from their rest into slavery?"
"I'm not, like, binding spirits or anything, I mean, come on. Skeletons could be helpful!" Anon waves his hands in frustration, "They could, like, farm for us and-"
"And you hurt Miko-chan!" Konoko shouts, "What is wrong with you, Anon? How could you?"
"I said-"
"Look at her!" Konoko points to you, "Look at what you did!"
"It's just-" Anon's face screws up. He can't say it, but you know why. 'I didn't want to get showed up by everyone else.' You wish you had popcorn.
"No, Anon," Konoko shakes her head, "You've gone too far."
"But- Konoko! Wait," He looks to you, desperation in his eyes, "Miko-chan! Miko-chan, tell her, tell her that you were just healing me! Please!"
"Miko-chan," Konoko turns to you, "Don't lie for him."

The final nail in Anon-kun's coffin waits for your hammer.

>Your move.

>>27618590
Just look guiltily away. Maybe tear up a little.

>>27618590
Konoko's right, you're horrible Anon.

>>27618612
>H-h-he violated my ki.....

>>27618590
Cough up a little blood for dramatic effect; "Why Anon? You could have killed me."

>>27618590

"I tried to help, Anon. I'm sorry."

Twist that fucking knife.

>>27618590
Hammer that shit in hard
Goodbye anon-kun, you won't be missed

>>27618590
Shed tears, turn away, hug cringers. "I was just trying to help..." etc,

>>27618590
"I'm...feeling so weak....just tell me, Anon-kun, was it worth it...?"

Pass out.

>>27618590
>Curl up and look away crying, make vomiting sounds. Flinch at his touches etc.
>Basically act like a rape victim.

>>27618612
No, we dont want to look guilty.
We want to look scared.

>>27618590
We're really drained. We can't do anything. Just shed a tear.

>>27618590
"You fucking RAPED my SOUL."

>>27618590
>"They could, like, farm for us and-"
That sounds like something straight out of /tg/

"Anon, why?" And then black out.

>>27618653
This.

>>27618653
Know what, second this. No words.

>>27618653

Brilliant. Thirded.

Now he can be the dark gritty anti-hero he always wanted to be.

>>27618590
>crying, stagger out the words "It...it hurts...why?"

>>27618653
Yes...drag that world alignment down, no shonen lowe comedy for Konoko...

>>27618716
If he survives the next ten minutes. Which he shouldn't.

>>27618653
>>27618686
>>27618686
>>27618697
>>27618697
>>27618711
These.

Now, Anon can say , "I'M SO RIGHT I'M LEFT"

>>27618740
She wanted a sports themed slice of life, which was totes obviously not gonna happen.

>>27618740
She already has best girl status, she's safe.

Besides, can't change protag without dropping world alignment.

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>>27618653
Perfect!
Although replacing the vomiting sounds with whimpering my be easier on the WA

>>27618740

Now we can turn this into a shoujo-ai sports comedy with Anon out of the picture.

>>27618740
>>27618761
She still can have that. With us.

And down came the hammer.

Writing.

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It begins?

All of these events make me feel more and more bad for all parties involved

>>27618778
And then Miko made her Keikaku face.

>>27618802
They deserved it.

>>27618802
Except for us.

We come out winners.

>>27618802
Can't break a main character without breaking a few eggs.

>>27618802
I don't expect we'll be celebrating over a glass of wine after this scene, but I don't see us being all that broken up about Anon-kun either. It's all just business.

>>27618841
Really? Because I was foreseeing copious amounts of gloating to Konoko after this scene ended. But, then I don't feel bad about doing this to Anon even slightly, he's basically a giant douche who brought this on himself.

Falling like a paladin. You shut your eyes and turn away.

The silence damns him more than anything you could say.

"Miko-chan!" You hear him step forward, "Miko-chan, please, I'm begging you-"

You hear a slap. Hard. Not nearly so hard as to send him comically flying, but hard enough you end up flinching despite yourself. Which makes it all the more bitter and lasting.

"Get out of my house."
"Konoko...?"

>World alignment down to -1.
>Anon-kun is no longer the protagonist.

"I said get out! If you have an ounce of decency within you, Anon, leave this place!"
"You...You called me Anon...?" You hear a noise like tearing paper, like a vacuum sucking up a penny, like heavy furniture being pushed on hardwood floors. An unpleasant, and damaging noise.

>Konoko is now the protagonist.

"Get out, I will force you out," You glance up, to see Konoko, fists on her hips. She suddenly seems taller. Anon is crouched, looking like a lowly and beat dog. He glances between you and Konoko, before he hangs his head in shame, walking for the door. He's staring about, lost and confused. Like a man sleep walking. His eyes focus on you for a moment, and he opens his mouth to say something, but Konoko shouts again, "Out!"

His jaw shuts, and he looks away from you, before passing on by. You hear a door open, and then shut.

Silence in the garden for a little bit. Aside from Knight Exodium groaning in the ruins of what was once his dignity. Konoko glances back to Exodium, then looks around the garden- before looking back to you, a smile on her face.

"Nice work. God, I didn't think it would work- but he did the dumbest thing possible, heheheh," She smiles and looks up to the stars, and shakes her hands upward, "I'm the fucking hero now!" She looks down to you, and somehow her smile gets wider, "And I could not have done it without you."

Then she looks over to your antagonist.

"He's yours, right?"

>Your move.

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I started with this when I thought we were gonna beat up Anon-kun.

>>27618969
You might still get your chance.

>>27618943

>World alignment down to -1

Shit. Not good. Take Knight Exodium and heal him up. Scold him for being a bad boy and getting his ass kicked by Konoko.

Can we raise world alignment level in the near future?

>watching anime
>slice of life -> soccer dinosaur skeletons in two episodes
>following episode has magi-rape
This series confuses me

>>27618943
Step firmly on his throat.

"So like, if you're the main character do I have to hit on you now?"

>>27618943
It's time to hug a bitch. And then tell Exodium he'd better get going unless he wants another beating.

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>>27618984
I ended up editing it. One day, Cringer, one day...

>>27618969
Label it "HIS FEELS," and it's still accurate.

>>27618943
>"Yeah. Alignment dropped again, so just beat his brains out and then hose them down the drain. Should I pass out now? Anon drank me like a cold soda on a hot day."

>>27618994
[Renegade interrupt intensifies]

>>27618943
>"I'm the fucking hero now!" She looks down to you, and somehow her smile gets wider, "And I could not have done it without you."
Why does this sound like she's going to tie up loose ends?

>>27619006

Dude, violence like that would drop the alignment even further.

>>27618943
What to do with Exodium....

Let's restrain him and patch him up a little.

>>27618990
Hehe, yeah.

>>27618943
>Beg mercy on his behalf, heal him.
"I- I know he tried to hurt you Konoko, but I can't leave him like this."
>You're the protagonist now, I'm sorry but you're the one with narrative control now, we can't keep things the way they were before.

>>27618969
Sorry about that.

>>27618943
Spend the last of our energy healing Knight Exodium, tell Konoko to be nice to him, ask Knight if we can be friends now as naively and moe as possible, pass out.

(need to get alignment up again)

>>27618943

I think Konoko needs a hug. It may push us a little into waifu territory but the world alignment really needs help and it will help.

>>27618990

It happens sometimes. Look at Nanoha where part way through it goes to 'Child abuse with whips' than starts to go back up to a happy end.

>>27619006
Yeah, nah. Let's keep him around, patch him up and tie him up in the basement until we can negotiate somekind of deal with him - he's sentinent now, isn't he?

>>27618943
Finish knocking him out.

Handcuff him to something in the basement.

Explain that he can't break those cuffs when he comes to.

maybe stick a dog collar on him too

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>>27618990
I like to imagine people following this are just wearing this expression constantly.

>>27618990
I would totally fucking watch this anime.

On that note, should I watch Valvarape as well?

>>27618943
Do >>27618986. Gotta get dat world alignment up.


>>27619069
Browsing /a/ while this show was around would be absolutely glorious.

>>27619069
It reminds me of Valverave, but with more unpredictability.

>>27619069
/a/ would be having a field day with it

Rolled 79, 65, 77 = 221

At any rate- trying to bring alignment back up.

Give me 2 1d100 rolls please.

>>27619066
At the very least I second the dog collar.

>>27619064

A hug sounds good. After we heal the knight.

Rolled 69

>>27619101
Fingers crossed.

>>27619101
Rollin' thunder!

Rolled 72

>>27619101
Captcha:
Light Midustm

>>27619101
So.....what happened?

Rolled 5

>>27619101
Let's do this.

>>27619066

We Breaking Bad now? Are we gonna do a Walter and stab Exodium with a shard of ki while whispering "I'm so sorry"?

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>series is now apparently /u/
>realize /u/ series are either +3, or -4

>>27619066
>>27619103

No dog collar, we're not breaking bad

>>27619164
Naw, its coz he keeps calling us a dog.

Also a you can't break these cuffs skit will Prolly raise alignment.

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>>27619123
>>27619128
This sounds promising.

You get up shaky legs, and clasp your hands together, "Ohhhh, Konoko-chan, I'm so glad yo-"
"Don't worry about it, Miko-chan, I'm not Anon-kun," Konoko chuckles, looking at your antagonist, "But seriously, aren't we going to do something about him?"

"Er, yeah," You teeter over, feeling poorly, "I was just going to see if I can get him back up to shape."
"The guy that tried to mind control me?" Konoko asks, shocked."
"...Well, yeah, we're done to negative one here, I don't want to go much lower."
"He's yours, right?"

You raise an eyebrow, "Yesss?"

Konoko waves her hand, "Well, the narrative actually got hurt back there- so let's not be so hasty. You're probably still really tired, right?"

"True," Cringer meanwhile mews pathetically behind you. You grab him, and pick him up. All three of Cringer's eyes are focused on Konoko.
"So, you mind if I take care of him?" Konoko smiles happily, "I'm still fresh as a daisy. I'll just take him to our basement."
"We have a basement?"
Konoko snaps her finger, and jerks a thumb to another part of the house. Big door off to the side of Konoko's room, with a large padlock on it.

"We do now."
"Oh, great, well," You put Cringer on your shoulder and step forward, arms outstretched to Konoko, "I'm real happy about what happened, Konoko-chan- I was so scared."

You wrap around Konoko, despite her ridiculous outfit. She's still warm from her exertions. She chuckles, as she strokes your hair.
"Hey, hey, don't worry about it. If you hadn't told me the possibility, I wouldn't have gone for it."

She absentmindedly pats your head.

"Course...I'm not in to girls."

>Waifu role lost.

"Well. Maybe I'll experiment with some," She gently pries you off- good lord, you were dizzy, "But not you. Definitely not you."

>Konoko Opportunity.

>>27619484
>"But not you. Definitely not you."
I'll take that as a compliment.

"Oh...You can't..." The ellipses were coming back. Hard. Your vision is blurring.
"I didn't want to dip this low," Konoko idly says, "It's just dreadful what Anon did to you. I mean- don't take this personally? But I'm not in to the handicapped."

>Konoko withdraws from the deal.
>Your narrative pool is now 0.36.

"...Bitch," You growl, grabbing your forehead, "You can't be..." You immediately, reflexively try to draw up a shield-
"Poor dear is exhausted," Konoko says, her eyes flat and emotionless, "He certainly took your ki something fierce, hm?"
"I...I...HELPED YOU!" You shout, regaining your vigor for a bit, but sending you to your knees.

"Yes, and I am grateful for your help, 'Miko-chan,' in all of its glory," Konoko steps further away from you, as Cringer in your grasp makes yelping mews, "But you're unstable. How long until you stabbed me in the back?"
"I...Never..."
"Really?" Konoko shakes her head, "You were trying to main yourself just moments ago. Our first interaction brought this dick in to fuck with my head," She waves to passed out Exodium, "And to be honest?" Her lips split, and you see her shining teeth, "I find you repulsive. Who you really are. I know you."
"...I helped you..." You try to focus. Cringer is chewing on your fingers fervently.
"You did. That's why I won't kill you," Konoko puts on a sympathetic look, "Just set you to the side. Let you fade away, until you're no longer sentient. Give you to the gnaw. This shit's going otome. No room for the both of us."

"Oh for fuck's sake, at least be original!" You shout. You're on the edge of consciousness. This bitch was railroading, HARD.

>>27619521

Le sigh. Now what?

>>27619521
whelp.

I guess we get sent to the dungeon, do a Uncle Iroh from the Last Airbender, and then beat the everloving shit out of Konoko until she repents.

>>27619521
You done goofed, Konoko.