>>27649603
>Actually here for the start of the thread
Awwwww yeah.

>>27649603
oh boy oh boy, what a surprise!

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"Um, nice to meet you," you say, bowing slightly. "I actually thought that you were Nicolette's sister at first."
"Ooh, we have a flatterer here!" Nicolette's mother giggles. "But that's not going to get you anywhere! While you may be handsome, you're still nowhere near as dashing as my husband..."
"Dammit, Mom..." Nicolette places a hand on her forehead.
"And as for my youthful good looks, that's because strong magic users like myself age a lot slower than normal," Nicolette's mother says as she gives a thumbs-up. "I keep trying to convince Nicolette to take it up again before people don't think that she's older than me, but she's just so stubborn!"

"...oh yeah, I still haven't introduced myself! My name is Ariane MNGHM-" Ariane's sentence is cut short by Nicolette placing her hand over her mouth.
"Excuse us for a minute..." Nicolette says as she pulls her mother aside.

Watching that little display, Sylvle sighs and turns to you.

"They're always like this..."

>what do you say?

>>27649648
Non-committal inquiry mode engaged!

>"Is that so?"

>>27649648
>"Ya don't say?"

>>27649648
'Sylvle by chance have you met Nicolette's father, not to be rude but surely she took after him!'

>>27649648
>That right?

>>27649648
>"Oh really?"

>>27649676
>>27649701
>>27649719


supporting these because they are basically the same thing

>>27649676
>>27649701
>>27649719
>>27649747
"How 'bout that?"

>>27649648
So i'm guessing her mother is a famous/infamous mage or some royalty from another country.

>writing

>>27649864
If I recall her mother was an adventure who settled down after she met Nicolette's father. Who is a noble from who knows where.

>>27649648
>"I see. but why did that happen?"

>>27649898
Her father is part of the royal family, so that is out of the question.

>>27649898
we know her Dad is connected to the royal family, but thats it

>>27649915
>so that is out of the question.
what questions?

>>27649960
It means Not worth considering, but if your asking whats not worth considering it was that he wasn't related to the royal family.

>>27649648
>>Ooookay then...Anything I should know about before they come back?

"...is that so..." you say.
"Yeah, it's kind of exhausting being around them for too long..." Sylvie replies.

But before Sylvie can complain any more, Nicolette and Ariane come back.

"Well, Nico here informed me that she's still playing that stupid game where she acts like she's ashamed of her background. And I'm not supposed to pry into yours either, so I guess that's enough of that... so come on in!" Ariane says, motioning for you to enter the mansion.

As you step inside, you're once again impressed by how nice everything is. While it's not as nice as the castle, it feels more... inviting? More like a home? In any event, you're appreciative that you're able to visit such a nice place.

"So Reinhold, Nico tells me that you were the one who was so kind enough to defend my honor?" Ariane says, turning to you.
"Eh? I don't remember doing anything like that..." you reply.
"When you punched that piece of shit in the face," Nicolette says, matter-of-factly.
"Oh. Oh yeah."
"Anyways, thank you!" Ariane says cheerily. "That jerk may be below our family in noble rank, but it'd still have looked bad for Nico's chances at becoming a Knight if she went around clocking guys," she giggles.

>[1/2]

>>27649648
Does this mean Sylvie is going to be a little girl forever? No lewd thoughts.

>>27650104
"with my History and such, i don't even think i will ever be a Knight, so she can have that title."

>>27650142
I think it does.

archelon what were you thinking?

>>27650142
Do we know how old she is now?

>>27650142
Maybe she's already like 50.

Also maybe she has a dick.

>>27650145
lets not say that.

>>27650142
Sylvie will be a youthful loli for quite awhile. and the head butler back home really COULD have served 4 generations of royality.

which reminds me, we should hint that the princess should practice and grow her magical skills so SHE will be young and cute for much longer.

Rolled 4, 1, 2, 5, 1 = 13

>>27650142
maybe MU can more or less control the speed they age
it would be crazy fun to have a weirdomage change everyday (5d10)

>>27650171
get out of here /d/
>>27650181
well, our MC isn't intrested in being a Knight. just tell her she can have it. we're fine where we are now.

>>27650145
Put your trip back on Wrenloft.

(this is a vote against if that wasn't clear).

>>27650214
why would we not be interested in being a knight again?

>>27650159
Sylvie and Nicolette are both 16.

>>27650228
How old does Sylvie appear to be? And when did she start doing magic?

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>>27650104
>[2/2]

You then hear the sound of small footsteps coming from upstairs. Turning towards the source of the sound, you see two boys who look to be around nine or ten years old running down the stairs at full speed.

"Alright! Nico's home!" a taller boy with blonde hair says as he tackles Nicolette.
"Umm, welcome back!" a slightly smaller boy with silver hair says to her.
"She's only here for dinner, though..." Ariane says, pouting.
"Aww, that's crap! You oughta just move back home, it's boring here with just these two!" the blonde boy says as he lets Nicolette go.
"Whatever, you little punk." Nicolette says dismissively. "Anyways, I brought company."

The two boys turn to you and Sylvie, and their expressions quickly turn to wide smiles.

"Sylvie!" the blonde shouts, grabbing her hand. "I've gotten even better at swording since the last time I showed you!" he says, jumping up and down.
"Umm, and I learned how to cast Starlight Wing!" the silver-haired boy says, smiling.
"Ehehe, that's great!" Sylvie says to them with a warm smile. "You'll have to show me some time!"

The boys then turn to you.

"...and who's this?" the blonde asks. "Just so you know, I'M gonna be the one who marries Sylvie, so you better not get any ideas!" the blonde points at you defiantly.
"c'mon, Gillaume..." the silver-haired boy says, tugging on his brother's sleeve.

Sylvie just looks at the two boys and laughs. Apparently, this is a frequent occurance when she comes over...


>how do you react?

>>27650286
We should fake-challenge him to a duel for Sylvie's heart and let him win.

>>27650286
'Sylvie congratulations, you have lucky to have such a fiance.'

>>27650286
Don't challenge his claim. Say something like "I'm Reinhold, of the Royal Guard."

Rolled 15

>>27650286
Smile and introduce yoursel

I'm completely sure people with blonde hair and red eyes are vampires. Stake that infiltrator before he destroys this happy family.

>>27650286
>>27650321
This gets my vote.

>>27650286
"Maybe we should duel for the hand of such a lovely lady. You did say that you are better at swording."

>>27650321
This. but whisper to Sylvie to play along.

>>27650286
"Thats fine, as long as i can marry your sister."

>>27650286
"I'll have you know, I've been declared best sworder in Granche, so YOU don't get any ideas. You play nice, I might show you a few tricks."

>>27650286
did that little shota just try to cock block us from our waifu! OH NO YOU DIDN'T!

(to Nico) (arch an eyebrow) "You failed to mentien you have siblings. Mrs Ariane, just how big a family do you have? are all of your children here?"

>>27650286
"I'm Reinhold. I get paid to let the Princess boss me around. I'm also pretty good with a sword, so if you want to duel me for Sylvie's honour, I would glady accept."

Rolled 4

>>27650324
This also for jokes
>>27650357
Actually, I will like to vote for this since it's funny.

>>27650321
>>27650351
Sure.

>>27650370
This can go unmentioned to have it hit them really hard later when Nicolette mentions it.

>>27650368
>Mrs.
Try Lady instead.

>>27650321
>>27650286
this, no hesitation

Rolled 14

>>27650397
no one likes Nicolette?

>>27650321
Yesh. This gets my vote.

>>27650430
Nicolette is top tier bromance, which is why we're being a bro for her bro, bro.

>>27650430
I think everyone likes all the girls but not for some romantic thing. Also, Sylvie is the most fun one to tease.

>>27650430
I do. It's just that it seems fun to do.

>>27650395
we as an MC don't know that yet. it's meta knowlage.
>>27650321
so much this.

>>27650430
Nicolette is more of a bro than a romance option, just IMO

>>27650450
Yep.

>>27650430
No.

>>27650449
This. If we let Nicol's brother win next time Sylvie gets teased for making us her waifu we can join in saying that we already lost her hand to Nicol's brother.

Rather than lose on purpose why not correct the kid's mistakes?

>>27650324
yea this

>writing

>>27650473
We can do this later for bonus points.

>>27650463
>No glorious bromance.

It's like you hate Ancient Greece and Rome. I bet you rooted for Hannibal.

>>27650473
We're not his fucking teacher. Mother dearest is more than capable.

>>27650473
Because he will know we lost on purpose once Nicollete says we are princess personal guard and winner of that tourney.

>>27650473
no need to break his dreams

>>27650321
i like this it's cute. as long as everyone else catches on and gets a laugh. it'd kinda suck if anyone took it seriously and we lost points with them for it. or if we have to roll for some reason and get a 1. not sure WHICH of the two THAT might be fatal for.

>>27650545
>wants to lose on purpose
>roll a 1
>wins and kill the kid

>>27650562
>rolling for mock fight
Suddenly panic, bad roll and child concussions on the horizon

>>27650545
>"You stake the kid in the heart with your wood sword"
>Dead Vampire.

>>27650545
Both swords fly out of our and kid's hands, slaying Nicol and Sylvie instantly. Mother and remaining son slip on blood and crack their skulls. Reinhold is never seen again after returning to the castle and this night is forever remembered as the Reinhold Incident.

>>27650562
yup, it's called muscle memory

>>27650601
Having thrown games to children before, I can assure you that muscle memory can, in fact, be overridden.

>>27650596
The kid wants revenge against Reinhold for his dead family and fiancee.

>>27650596

Thus ends our life as a royal bodyguard and begins our stint as an adventurer on the run. Maybe we can find that cool metal king sword or whatever they're called.

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>dueling with swords

No, no, you challenge him to a duel, all serious like, and tell him to shake on it. And when he does, hang on to his hand, extend your index finger, and go HA! as you poke at him.

We challenge him to the JOUST.

>>27650717

But anon.

A joust is just a duel with big pointy sticks on four feet, rather than short metallic sticks on two feet.

>>27650717
"Choose your Weapon!"
"I Choose... TAG YOU'RE IT!!!"

"Oh?" you tilt your head. "How about we duel for that? The winner gets Sylvie's heart."
"Eh!?" Sylvie stares at you, her face bright red.
"A... alright then! You're on!" Gillaume points at you once again.
"R- Reinhold, that's- you can't mean-" Sylvie stammers.
"C'mon, you big jerk!" Gillaume motions for you to follow. "Imma beat you down and show Sylvie that I'm a real man!"

But before your little game can go any further, Nicolette walks up to Gillaume and chops him on the top of his head.

"OWWW!" Gillaume clutches his head in pain. "What the heck was that for, Nico!?"
"You know damned well that I'm not about to hand Sylvie over to anyone who can't beat me first," Nicolette replies, a teasing smile on her face.
"Grr... Bernard!" Gillaume turns to his brother. "Back me up!"

With a battle cry, Gillaume tackles Nicolette in a futile attempt to knock her down. Bernard then joins in, trying to pull her legs from under her. Unfortunately for them, Nicolette remains unmoved.

"You little punks..." she says as she grabs both of them by their collars and holds them in the air, one with each hand. "It's twenty years too early for you runts to even dream of beating me!"

With that, she tosses them aside. Gillaume hits the floor first, and then Bernard ends up landing on top of him.

"Ah, it sure is nice to have all my babies together again..." Ariane says to herself as she watches this scene of sibling violence.

>mention that you've already beaten Nicolette before
>tease Gillaume for needing backup in what's supposed to be a one-on-one fight
>[OTHER]

>>27650717
Challenging a kid to a game of horsepole isn't manly at all.

>>27650800
>mention that you've already beaten Nicolette before
SO MUCH THIS

>>27650800
Challenge the boy to an eating contest.

>>27650800
>mention that you've already beaten Nicolette before
Heh heh. This could be funny.

>>27650800
>tease Gillaume for needing backup in what's supposed to be a one-on-one fight
This is best.

>>27650800
>mention that you've already beaten Nicolette before

>>27650800
>[OTHER]

Help the lads bring her down!

>>27650800
>mention that you've already beaten Nicolette before
>tease Gillaume for needing backup in what's supposed to be a one-on-one fight
Why not both?

>>27650830
"Wait, does that mean I'm already part of the way there? Who else do I have to beat?"

>>27650800
It is time to resurrect the glory of the past. We muster inner champion fueled by donuts on the carriage ride here and resume the GLORY AND HONOR SHENANIGAN ACT Nicol and Rein performed last we dueled.

>>27650857
Sir Vincent.

>>27650857
>Sylvie says Sir Vincent
hehe

>>27650800
>>mention that you've already beaten Nicolette befor

>>27650800
both

>>27650868
>>27650867
Oh dear that might be a fun fight to be a part of.

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>>27650800
>you tilt your head
We SHAFT now

>>27650800
>>tease Gillaume for needing backup in what's supposed to be a one-on-one fight

Rather unbecoming, especially for a man of breeding.

>>27650895
He's beyond our level by far. It'd be like playing Dark Souls for the first time, with a level 1 character.

>>27650920
decent stats/equipment?

FUCK THAT!

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>>27650920
>implying that you still can't win with a level 1
Its some what hard, but it is doable.

>>27650800
>>mention that you've already beaten Nicolette before
DON'T do this one.

>>tease Gillaume for needing backup in what's supposed to be a one-on-one fight
This is a good one.

We should also suggest that he should be able to beat Sylvie's dad too.

>>27650973
>We should also suggest that he should be able to beat Sylvie's dad too.

Now you're taking us into the danger zone.

>>27650967
That's because you played a bajillion other characters or can run off other's experiences doing the same.

We'd be in this for the first time, win or lose it all, hardcore mode.


>rtsshen October

>writing

>>27650967
That's what I mean. It's possible, but extremely difficult. Also note that I said that it's your first play-through of the game. Still possible, but damn hard.

>>27650991
No i played demon souls before so technically yes, but still if you are familiar with the mechanics you can do it.

>>27650988
antagonizing a kid in general feels dangerously immature to me.

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>>27650814
>manly

If a man can't horse around with some cool kids every now and then, then I don't wanna grow up.

>>27651070
>horse around
Dammit /tg/

>>27651065
>grow up in a brothel
>work and get beat up there
>join army so it would suck less
>not wanting to be a little immature and play around with a young boy.
We are not even 18 years old yet. I don't see why we should be all mature and shit.

>>27651098
You're never too old to act dumb with little kids.
Never.

>>27651086
What? That's a phrase.

its a little bit of an aside, but i'll say it now before i have to go to sleep.

Can we remember the next time we have the ear of someone powerful to bring up the orphanage idea, we were talking about it earlier and i think it would be in our character to push for something like that so others wouldn't have to go through the same kinda childhood that he did.

>>27651098
MJ?

>>27651150
Especially if you can tell them blatant lies and have them believe you.

>>27651154
He probably thinks it originates with MLP. I've seen someone who thought "equestrian" did.

>>27651150
Proven fact. During WW2, Winston Churchill often rolled around on the ground with his baby grandson.

>>27651150
How could we call ourself a broyal guard if we didn't horseplay with Nicol's little brothers?

>>27651172
not so blatant
we actually did beat Nico

>>27651150
i agree, but being built like a pile of bricks means they get hurt even when i'm not even responsive. i try to keep a minimum of three feet between me and anything that looks like it might cry if it scrapes its knee.

>>27651183
We had to resort to SWORD THROW ATTACK to do it though.

That's like using nuclear weapons. Sure you win, but was it really worth it? Yes it was.

>>27651178
>rolled around on the ground with his baby grandson
What kind of abhorrent monster doesn't play with the family chilluns?

>>27651177
No, the pun, it hurts.

>>27651203
I feel that pain.

Having to stand perfectly still whenever kids are nearby because I'm so tall that they can and do sneak under my field of vision and get steamrolled if I try to walk is suffering.

>>27651266
Your neck can't angle downwards?

>>27651266
>needing to look directly at people to know where they are
You are weak in the ways of the force.

>>27651211
Precisely.

>>27651288
Not 100% of the time it can't, I think is his point. It's be hyper-alert or normal and the later is easier.

>>27651288
Then I look like a weirdo staring at my feet as I walk.

And almost as though they're all conspiring to ruin everyone's fun forever, said kids will ALWAYS find a way to dart in front of my knees when least expected. Its a law of the universe.

>>27651318
Not when there's kids about, you don't.

FUCK KIDS.

How is it that our species is like the only one that doesn't develop survival instincts for like a full decade after birth?

>>27651357
Blame our huge brains.

"Isn't that kind of cheap?" you turn to Gillaume, who is pushing Bernard off of him.
"Isn't -what- cheap?" Gillaume replies as he gets back to his feet.
"I'm pretty sure that was supposed to be a one-on-one fight, but you went and called your brother right away..."
"Grr... what do you know!? Me and my brother fight as one!" Gillaume says proudly.
"Y... yeah," Bernard joins in, though a bit less enthusicastically.

"That's funny, I didn't need outside help when -I- beat Nicolette..." you say teasingly.
"WHAT." Gillaume stares at you in disbelief. "You're full of crap!"
"No, I'm totally serious," you say, enjoying this. "And Sylvie saw the whole thing, she was the referee."
"Um... it's true." Sylvie says, laughing nervously.
"Wh... I was named after a legendary swordsman and I still can't beat her! How the heck could a nobody like you..." Gillaume starts trembling.

"Alright, cut the shit," Nicolette walks up to Gillaume and chops him on the head again. "He did beat me, but only barely. And he's no nobody, this here is Reinhold."
"Eh!? You mean the Reinhold who won the tournament!?" Bernard asks.
"The one and the same," you reply.

Upon this revelation, Gillaume stares at you, points, and starts screaming.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"

>how do you react?

>>27651357
Because they were liable to die before then anyways.

>>27651377
Scream back.

>>27651377
Wince in pain.

>>27651391
This.

It's kind of out of character (in a crazy sort of way) but I'll be damned if it isn't kind of funny.

>>27651377
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHYAREWESCREAMINGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH"

>>27651391
This, but it has to be completely deadpan

>>27651377
Point at him and start screaming too.

>>27651377
Point and scream back.

>>27651377
Look on in confusion.

>>27651391
I didn't even liked my sides anyway.

>>27651377

Look thoroughly put-out and frown.

>>27651391

Second. Never too old.

>>27651377
>>27651391
We point at Nicol and start screaming.

>>27651409
This works for me.

>>27651432
Supporting this.

>>27651432
This. Spread the mayhem.

>>27651411
I'm so ok with this response.

captcha says it shall be an
>opydry declaration

>>27651432
Nah. Then everyone would scream.

>>27651411
I'm with that, but how deadpan are we talking here?

>>27651449
>>27651432
The mom is more likely to play along.

>>27651461
They probably mean an unenthusiastic "aughhhhhhhhh".

>>27651459
That's the point. Our united voices shall shatter the heavens and rend this manor asunder.

>>27651391
>>27651432
>>27651409
We work our way through everybody. Except Ariane. You don't yell at the ara ara.

>>27651461
Like, completely monotone with an "old man dealing with midlife crisis" look on our face.

The deadpaniest.

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>>27651459
Except the mother of course.

>>27651377
scream back like them rockstars

>>27651377

and that's why you should learn the name of someone before you accept a duel.

>>27651391
>>27651411
>>27651409
Yep

>>27651478
>>27651471
Man, that's just too good.

you guys do know that all this screaming, coming from all of the family members of ******* would summon their dad to their rescue.

>>27651377
Jerk our thumb towards him and ask Nicollette, "What's with him?"

>>27651553
[SCREAMING INTENSIFIES]

>>27651553
yeah, but we're screaming too, which means we'd get added to the rescuees

>>27651572
Well you're just no fun at all, aren't you.

>>27651411
This, this.

Rolled 14

>>27651391
>>27651391
FUS RO DAH

>writing

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>>27651478
I know that look. It may be too powerful to use on a poor kid.

>>27651587
I don't find what you're doing funny.
I'm simply not entertained by it.

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>>27651577
>>27651471
>>27651449
>>27651432
>>27651409

>>27651592
(half the house blows out) "Sylvie... i just discovered a new spell....."

>>27651643
"What has my life become" was the only thing in the mind of young Reinhold. His mouth was too busy screaming at a ten year old boy.

>>27651709
That sounds kind of like MtG flavor text.

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>>27651478
>>27651643
Love that comic.

>>27651709
The answer: "Still better than that fucking whorehouse."

I think well be happy to be back with Marianne tomorrow with how busy and hectic our day off was.

>>27651756
>FIRST CLASS OF THE DAY AND EVERY DAY IS BALL ROOM DANCING CLASSES

>>27651553
why do i picture him just bursting out the wall like the kool aid guy?

>>27651756
i hope the donuts won't go stale before we give them to her. we might have to give Marianne a late night visit then?

>>27651789
kinda make sense, since the party is coming up

>>27651789
We have to take that seriously now, since we're going to a ball.

>>27651828
In all honesty most clases should be dancing and etiquette/politic classes for some time now.

>>27651850
i reaaaaaaallly want to cash in on the timeskip card on that one...

>>27651899
After we hand over the goods to the princess we'll probably skip to the ball, or at least leaving for the ball.

>>27651899
We will lose on world building/relationship bonding, i'm up for a semi time skip of weeks going buy and us or archelon rolling for stat increases/information learned, with him typing up what happened those weeks.

>>27651899
That event is three weeks away and its taken us 25+ threads to complete one week. Safe bet we'll be time skipping.

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You turn to Gillaume, your face completely expressionless. And then you open your mouth.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
Your voice in a total monotone, you point at Gillaume and shout right back.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" reacting to your screaming, Gillaume starts screaming even louder.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWHYAREWESCREAMINGAAAAAAAAAAAGH" you keep going.

Continuing to scream, Gillaume grabs Bernard by the arm and pulls him out of the room. With your quarry finally gone, you stop screaming and look around.

"oh- oh god- Reinhold, you're so- I can't breathe-" Sylvie chokes out, doubled over with laughter.
"Damn, Reinhold. I didn't expect you to be so good with kids," Nicolette says to you.
"...that's considered being 'good with kids?'" you reply, not at all sure what she means.
"Ehehe... Gillaume's never been so lively around a stranger before!" Ariane says, giggling. "Reinhold, I think you have a gift!"
"I dunno about that, but... thanks?"

After helping Sylvie back up, Ariane turns to you.

"Sooo... should I get started cooking? Or would you like a short tour of our humble home?"

>ARAARA TOUR TIME
>I WANTS SOME ARAARA HOME COOKING NOW
>ask Ariane about her family
>[OTHER]

>>27651899
No

>>27651899
We need some downtime threads, man.

>>27651970
>>ARAARA TOUR TIME
>ask Ariane about her family

>>27651970
>ARAARA TOUR TIME
>ask Ariane about her family

I see no reason you can't do both at the same time

>>27651970
>I WANTS SOME ARAARA HOME COOKING NOW
FOOD!

>>27651970
>>ARAARA TOUR TIME
More Ara~ please
Also do we have any cooking skills, i would like to help cook.

>>27651970

ARA ARA TOUR TIME

>>27651970
>ARAARA TOUR TIME
>ask Ariane about her family

The chaos is done for now, time to relax.

>>27651970
>ARAARA TOUR TIME
>ask Ariane embarrassing stories about Nicolette as a child

>>27651949
>>27651962
We can timeskip the daily classes but I do like to play with our free time.

>>27651970
>I WANTS SOME ARAARA HOME COOKING NOW

Food first.

>>27651970
That was pretty great.

>ARAARA TOUR TIME
Oh god. I'm subconsciously addiing the ara aras in.

>>27651970
>ARAARA TOUR TIME

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>>27651970
ARA ARA~ TOUR TIME while asking her about her lovely family.

>>27652020
This. Nicol and Sylvie child adventure trouble story time with araara.

>>27652020
THIS

>>27652020
this ought to be interesting

>>27651970
>>ARAARA TOUR TIME

would be nice to see some awesome sword artifacts.

>>27651970
Quick Question Archelon, any time skips coming up and if so how will you handle them.
will it be like this
>>27651949
Weekly, but a summary of what happened with updates
>>27651938
Striaght up time skip
>>27652021
Or just skip the clases.

THIS
>>27652020

>>27652020
Sounds alright

>>27652020
This, so much this.

>>27652020
hahahahahaha
time for red faced syndrome.

is there a magic where she can directly show an image of what she was talking about directly to Rein's brain?

>>27651970
>I WANTS SOME ARAARA HOME COOKING NOW
>ask Ariane about her family
we can talk over eating dinner. she can give us a tour later real quick.

>>27651970
>>ARAARA TOUR TIME

>>27652069
The next day will be progressed through normally. I haven't quite figured out how I want to do the eventual timeskip yet, but there will most likely be one.

>>27652020
voting for this.

after it say like we are all even or something.

>>27652144
Maybe once a higher guard rank is reached.

>>27652172
can't wait for the majestic llama rank.

>writing

>>27652172
But we go up rank every two or three threads.

>>27652020
this could be done any time...

>>27652172
>>27652203
Can't wait for the massive shitpoststorm when we reach doge rank.

>>27652219
once we're a real person in the princess' eyes maybe?

>>27652228
this isn't /v/

>>27652020

This is revenge for earlier isn't it?

>>27652242
That would be a good time for transition, thematically. End of the first season, as it were.

>>27652228
I wouldn't mind staying at something at wolf/hound. Then again I just love canines.

>>27652294
Hey, it's only fair.

>>27652228
You think societal ranks follow animal ones? Seems like it would make more sense for those to be attained as literal ranks in society.

>>27652253
I don't think /v/ even knows what a doge is.

>>27652228
Dogs are cool. Why would they cause issues?

>>27652336
>[x] "Woof."

>>27652298
"Woof."

>>27652325
QM Archelon, how many ranks is there does our MC have to climb to hit max level?

>>27652325
doge
/dōj/
noun
historical

noun: doge;plural noun: doges

1.the chief magistrate of Venice or Genoa.

>>27652364
Its relationship ranks, and it will probably unlock the levels for everyone else.

>>27652350
i like the way you think, sir.

>>27652325

/v/ plays enough Crusader Kings that think they should know

>>27652359
Exactly.

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>>27652364
That is a secret.

>>27652396
Its a retarded face book meme that was constantly used for a week/month and now it is mostly dead.

>>27652424
face book...
and i thought it was from the tumblfags.

>>27652447
nope, you still see it in /v/ and some other boards, but is rarely used anymore.

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>>27650967
>MFW, that .gif

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>>27652498

>>27652532
See, I'm fine with that. I just wasn't prepared to see a woman turn her leg 180 degrees like that.

"I guess a tour would be nice," you say.
"Alright, it would be my pleasure!" Ariane says happily. "Well, we're in the foyer right now. This is where we greet guests, and where the boys like to roughhouse..."
"They roughhouse everywhere," Nicolette chimes in.
"Ehehe, I suppose you are right!" Ariane then leads you through a doorway. "And this is the main hallway... a bathroom... a closet... a storage room..."

After a few more minor rooms, you make it into a much larger area.

"And this is our living room!" Ariane says, showing the room off. There's several expensive-looking chairs and couches, all surrounding an ornate fireplace. "This is where I have most of my souvenirs from my adventuring days..."
"Oh yeah, Nicolette did say that you used to be a adventurer," you say.
"Yup! My father and I used to roam the entire continent... but then we came here to visit one of his friends here in Granache, and that's where I met my husband..." Ariane says happily.
"Oh god..." Nicolette hunches over and sighs.

>[1/?]

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>>27652532
>filename

>>27652491
i was right, it started on gaydit, then moved to tumblr

>>27652584
huh, your right i just remembered it from being on face book like 2 years ago.

>>27652420
please tell me there isn't an antagonist based off of him in this quest.
We would be super-fucked

>>27652555
>and that's where I met my husband
It begins!

>>27652657
Slayers was the single biggest influence on me terms of the fantasy genre... but that's all I'm going to say.

>>27652555

"Oh, that's right! My father's friend Mr. Arnaud, that's who we ended up naming Gillaume after!" Ariane giggles.
"Gillaume Arnaud... oh yeah, that -was- his full name," you reply, remembering that time that he scared the hell out of Monique.
"And Nico was really frail when she was first born, so we named her after my father Nicolas in hopes that she'd inherit some of his strength... I'm sure you think that sounds old-fashioned, though."
"No, I think that's pretty nice," you reply.

"Nico used to love to play knight..." Ariane sighs longingly. "She'd take one of her toy swords and climb on my father's back, and they'd chase my husband all over the mansion..."
"dammit mom could you please talk about something else" Nicolette mumbles.
"She was so into her sword training, even moreso than Gillaume... and she started magic lessons really early... but then my father fell ill and she gave all of that up entirely," Ariane sighs.
"Because her grandfather got sick?" you ask.
"Well, you see that over there?" she points to a glaive, hanging over the fireplace. "My father was feared throughout the entire continent for his skill with it. So when he got sick, Nico promised him that she'd follow in his footsteps instead of her father's-"
"DAMMIT MOM COULD YOU TALK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE" Nicolette shouts.

>[2/?]

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>>27652584

>>27652804
Wrong thread, my nigga?

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>>27652834
Yeah my bad, here is a short story to hold you over while you guys wait for op to post.

>>27652896
At any rate I'm aware of the wildcat and I suspect most the anons in that thread are too.

>>27652777
>[3/3]

"Now, now, Nico..." Ariane says as she holds Nicolette in a headlock, "that's no way to speak to your mother!"
"GAAH LET ME GO" Nicolette chokes out.
"Do you promise to behave?"
"Yes I'll be good so let me go!"

With a warm smile, Ariane releases Nicolette from the headlock and resumes her story.

"So Nico here promised that she'd learn how to use polearms and make Knight that way. And once she did, she'd finally take his glaive..." Ariane says. "...but my father passed shortly afterwards."
"...oh. I'm sorry to hear that," you reply.
"It was a long time ago," Nicolette replies, sighing. "Anyways, is that enough childhood stories?"
"Hm? What, I wanted to tell the story about how you used to have a massive crush on-"
"NO NO NO NO SHUT UP PLEASE" Nicolette screams.

>ask for more embarassing stories
>you're getting hungry, time for ARAARA COOKING
>[OTHER]

>>27652934
>ask for more embarassing stories

Oh, THIS we gotta hear.

>>27652934
>>ask for more embarassing stories
>>you're getting hungry, time for ARAARA COOKING
Can we also talk about our old master?

>>27652934
>>ask for more embarassing stories
Revenge is best served warmly and with humor.

>>27652934
Let's be a TINY bit diplomatic and go for food.

>>27652934
>ask for more embarassing stories

A story about her former crush will make our revenge complete.

>>27652934
>>you're getting hungry, time for ARAARA COOKING
Ok, we've tormented her long enough.

>>27652934
>ask for more embarassing stories
>>27652934
I am enjoying the stories!

>>27652934
>ask for more embarassing stories

>offer some of your own in exchange

>"Sharing is caring!"

>>27652934
>you're getting hungry, time for ARAARA COOKING
That's enough pushing for now.

>>27652934
>Ask for more embarrassing stories to go with dinner.

>>27652934
>ask for more embarassing stories
>you're getting hungry, time for ARAARA COOKING
Continue with the stories for a little bit then cooking.

>>27652934
>ask for more embarassing stories

Nicolette, did you think you could get off so lightly?

>>27652976
might as well.

>>27652934
Can we share our own embarrassing stories.

>you're getting hungry, time for ARAARA COOKING
>ask for more embarassing stories
In that order. You can sit down and bring up stories then.

>>27652976
That's not in character. No metagaming. We'll get backstory when it's appropriate.

>>27652976
thirding

>>27653002
most of our embarrassing stories involve hookers and /ss/
but there may be a few tamer ones we could share at the dinner table with Nicolette's stories

>>27652976
Noooo not this please arch

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>>27652934
>ask for more embarassing stories

A crush eh?

>>27652976
This works for me.
I'm hoping there is a story on how we fist learned how to use our sword.

>>27652976
>>27653002
>>27653011
What >>27653006 said. It's OOC. Who does that, bringing up their own embarrassing stories.

>>27653021
I was closer to thinking about our training and stuff, but good point dirty minded anon.

>>27652934
>ask for more embarassing stories

>>27652976
Fuck no, why the hell should we share our embarrassing stories? They're embarrassing for a reason.

>>27652934
>crush
It's going to be Monique before he such a shitheel. Obviously.

>>27652934
>ask for more embarassing stories

Nicolette is howling, obviously this means we must push the Red Button.

>>27652934
"Someone I might know?"

>>27652896
well.. that was.. uh... something.

>>27653057

We are NEVER going to let her live that down if it's true.

>>27652896
I never expected that. Pretty amusing.

>>27653057
If it's him we should just be like "Oh, yeah I could see that." And not explain further.

>>27653077
Its a men in black fan fiction what did you expect.

>writing

Let's not tell stories of our own.

I mean, considering where we were raised, the stories prrrobably wouldn't be that funny or repeatable among our friends.

Unless we'd start the stories from when we got OUT of the whorehouse.

>>27653115
Naturally. But still, no.

I am sure we have some fun stories to share. You people make it sound like Reinhold had a terrbile life around the clock, and he'd tell rape stories to be funny.

>>27652896
What is this thing?

>>27653203
I want that to happen

>>27653203

>grew up in brothel
>got beat everyday

our childhood was shit man.

>>27653203
well lets see whorehouse stories or army.... yea we have no polite stories

>>27652976
STORY TIME MOTHAFUCKER

On a side note, what we even bring up?

>>27653269
the story how we got raped by a sexy sexy older lady who was into little boys

>>27653057

"Someone I know...? It wasn't Monique, was it?!"

>>27653247
Army stories can be polite, just talk about how X person did Y stupid thing and Z happened.

>>27653316
Yeah, but Y stupid thing almost always involves shitting, whores, or some other sexual impropriety.

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>>27653287
Or maybe she was just into lil Reinholds?

I bet she hora'd.

>>27653304
We can't be the one to suggest/imply it. That'd get us stabbed.

>>27653334
Not all military is /k/.

>>27653334
I was thinking more along the lines of "Fell of a watchtower" or "Dropped a stone block on his foot" or "Insulted the Sergeant's mother"

>>27653334

What about zany shenanigans where they take revenge on the NCO for being a dick?