>>27695341
What do you (forgot my name somehow)
[] shake this strange fellows hand, and sign the contract without a second thought
[] ask what the contract entails, and what it will cost you
[] aim for the family jewels : roll 1d100
[] try running again, you were almost out this time, you could feel it :roll 1d100
[] other

>>27695362
>[X] ask what the contract entails, and what it will cost you

>>27695362
Ah I do love the classics. I'll sign write away. On the grounds you sign my "damasal on the railroads" contract.

Rolled 13

>>27695362
>[X] aim for the family jewels

Rolled 63

>>27695362
>[] aim for the family jewels : roll 1d100

>>27695362
>ask what the contract entails, and what it will cost you
With a side order of what this guy said.>>27695435

>>27695405
seconding

>>27695341
Shit, man. I like what you're doing but you gotta start formatting better. Speech/dialogue is bracketed by a carriage return below and above it, multiple lines of dialogue are separated by carriage return. And breaking up the text into smaller paragraphs makes the whole thing way more readable.

A few more minutes proofreading would be excellent as well.

Also, sign all story posts with a trip so you don't get imped/we know what's a story post/people wanting to catch up can just control+F your trip.

>>27695362
>[] ask what the contract entails, and what it will cost you

>>27695477
Bah stop being so anal. It doesn't make any real difference anyway.

>>27695362
>[X] other
Search your person for the collapsible proton launcher we keep on hand.

>>27695496
...good grammar and formatting in a 100% text environment is anal retentive?

>>27695496
It's kind of eye cancerous, reading that block of text.

>>27695435
Also our guys name is dick dastardly

>>27695521
I like blocks of text. I like having more to read.

>>27695477
Whoops, my bad, you tripped up for your second post. My b, didn't see that!

Rolled 22

>>27695362
>[] aim for the family jewels : roll 1d100

>>27695477
Noted
>>27695464
>>27695460
you ponder briefly the thought of kicking this strange fellow in the family jewels, but you quickly squash this train of thought, that is how a brute would deal with seeing something he doesn't understand, and you are no brute.

You twirl your mustache, lost in thought, sighing as you realize this is possibly your one and only chance at freedom.

"May I ask just what this contact entails and what it will cost me" you say, reaching into your coat pocket and pulling out a piece of torn paper "But before I do I must implore you to sign my "damsels on the railroad contract".

the strange man laughs, and signs your contract, a chill running down your spine as you return it to your pocket. He touches your shoulder, along with the feeling of a thousand spiders crawling on your back
"Oh just a simple little thing my new friend" He says his voice like fine wine "just an assurance you'll go back to your old ways, and it'll let me keep an eye on you, no matter where you try and hide".
he laughs

"and the cost, is nothing much, just a small amount of your blood to be mixed with the ink, so what do you say, new friend".

What do you do
[]agree, freedom is worth any price
[] ask for something more
[] Break his noses for this insult, you are above such shady dealings: 1d100
[] run : 1d100

>>27695496
It makes a huge difference. This is a big fucking deal mate.

>>27695602
>ask for something more
I agree to your terms but in return I would like some new threads and a corgi henchmen. Oh and some skeletons to.

Rolled 60

>>27695602
>[X] Become muscle, punch in face

>>27695623
I second this. He seems like a reasonable enough fellow.

Rolled 65

>>27695602
>[] ask for something more
Lets demand a much bigger mustache.

>>27695602
Now you're cooking. Just be mindful of how it looks in a text box vis a vis on 4chan proper and you'll be good to go.

>I am not a servant, nor a slave, nor a serf. I will offer my partnership, not my servitude to be...watched.

Rolled 66

>>27695654
>>27695602
I'm with this guy, we definitely need a much bigger mustache. Basically, seconded.

>>27695623
>>27695703
Combining these

>>27695623

Seconded

Rolled 9

>>27695602
>[] Break his noses for this insult, you are above such shady dealings: 1d100

>>27695623
>>27695703

"First, I am not your servant, nor am I your slave, and I most certainly am not a lowly serf" you say indignantly "But I will accept a partnership". The man laughs.

"You are everything I expected, and everything I need for the coming events" The man says "However you have let to prove yourself to me for me to consider a partnership just let, think of this as a favor, from one evil doer to another"
a favor? well if your mother had taught you anything, its to get as many things as you can for free, you know if she taught you anything besides be quite and obey. but what would you want? ..........That's it.

"I want a small dog, a corgi to be exact" you demand
"done, Always can use an extra set of eyes, especially for fellows like yourself"
"and some fresh clothing, a larger more regal mustache"
"Child's play" he laughs
"and some skeletons" You say remembering that rather pale sickly fellow you worked with a few times.
"fine, but you'll have to gain the power to command them yourself". He holds out his hand and contact. you shake his hand like an old friend, ignoring the piercing pain in your palm. He hands you a quill, and the bottle of ink containing your freshly drawn blood.
What do you sign
[] Dick dastardly
[] Vilian the Villain
[]Bethany (your mother always wanted a girl)
[] other

Rolled 91

>>27695602
>[] Break his noses for this insult, you are above such shady dealings: 1d100

>>27695828
>Other
Dick Villian the Villian Bethany Dastardly the third.

>>27695833
Oh what a waste, you may have won something if that option had won out

>>27695857
Why not?

>>27695857
Second.

Rolled 52

>>27695828
>[]Bethany (your mother always wanted a girl)

>>27695857
Sounds perfect to me.

>>27695861
Oh boy, I bet all my luck went into that roll too.

Rolled 60

>>27695828
[]Bethany (your mother always wanted a girl)
The fact that she also dressed us like a girl until our sixth birthday is probably one of the reason why we became a villain.

>>27695857
Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly the third, The Villain. Your signature smokes and spits sparks, as the man smiles and pats you on your shoulder

"Give them hell, new friend" He says "They deserve it, destroy their lives, wreak havoc, retake your rightful place on top"
and with a flash, he's gone
Cold stone, warm summer air carrying the the smell of cooking meat. Your eyes open, and you find a small dog staring into them. You blink, and stand up, petting the small animal.
Something is wrong, this...this isn't your world. Not at all, everything looks different, cold, hostile, even your hands look different, they look, real? wait they looked real before, didn't they, then why would they look real now. You shake this thought away with some difficulty, and walk out of the alley followed by your new companion. What are these people wearing, it looks so...dirty. no matter, you are free to do whatever you will.
Health: Perfectly fine
Sanity: slightly disturbed
Villainy level: N/a
abilities: N/a
What do you do
[] You need a weapon
[] ask these strange people why they are dressed so, horribly
[]Find a lair
[] other

Rolled 28

>>27696034
>[] ask these strange people why they are dressed so, horribly
Say, you deedly chippy dirty hippies, why are you dressed so funny? Did a majectic tick took made you tic?

>>27696034
Look for those goddamn things the man promised us. I want my cloths

>>27696034
Find a suitable lair first

>>27696034
>ask these strange people why they are dressed so, horribly

"I can only hope to be as villainous as the person who designed your outfit. Tell me, victim of this most horrid crime, why?"

>>27696034
[X] ask these strange people why they are dressed so, horribly

We get to know why they are dressed in such a horrid fashion and maybe get a hint at where we are exactly.

>>27696116
Sick burn, I approve.

Rolled 19

>>27696179
>>27696116
I have a dark feeling that we may have stumbled upon hipsters

>>27696034
>Villainy level: N/a
Do you mean this as our reputation or as how evil we are? Because we certainly are almost pure evil.

>>27696197
I hope these aren't Hipster Skeletons.

Oh, and also
>[X] Ask these strange people why they are dressed so, so horribly

>>27696116
>>27696071
You look at your own attire, a fine blacksuit with The finest Ivory buttons, and a dastardly cape and mustache. You notice a bag near your feet, upon opening it you find around four bodies worth of bones

You decided to ask these people why they are wearing such horrible attire
You walk for a bit, trying to catch someone attention before a rather brutish looking black youth calls out to you
"Man, what the fuck are you wearing, what did ya miss last century". His smaller friends laugh, though you don't find the humor in his words, they're clothing is even worse than the rest

"I can only hope to be as villainous as the person who designed your outfit. Tell me, victim of this most horrid crime, why?" You ask the large fellow. His eyes turn into a glare of hate
and he stands to his full height.

"What the fuck did you say to me?" He asks, Grabbing you coat
what do you
[] No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100
[] Ask him if he wishes to be your henchman
[] apologize
[] order your fierce animal companion to attack
[] try and run roll1d100
[] other

>>27696248
its our reputation
currently your evilness level is Saturday cartoon villain, which is quite high, the nine hells quake at your presence

Rolled 14

>>27696256
>[] No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100

>>27696256
Smite him

Rolled 54

>>27696256
>No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100
Begin playing look pimping in the background.

>>27696256

[] No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100

primates if we beat the leader we become leader

bash his fool head in real good.

>>27696256
>order your fierce animal companion to attack
Sick em fluffy

Rolled 36

>>27696256
[] No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100

Rolled 37

>>27696256
>no one touches the coat

Rolled 39

>>27696256
>[] No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100

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Rolled 11

>>27696256
>[] No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane roll 1d100
Channel the power of the mustache and hit him in the groin with our mighty cane: the nutstopper!

>>27696256
>[X] No one touches your coat, hit him with your cane

>>27696267
Ahhh, good to know. Also, this seems interesting, though as another fellow has already said, please try proofreading your text before posting.

Rolled 6

>>27696256
>>27696324
I feel retarded as fuck. In order to shame myself I'll use that as my name for tonight.

Rolled 5

>>27696256
No one touches out coat.

We are going to get such a beating unless the DC for this was low.

Wait, OP, are you the same guy of the "Let's make our own Villain" thread?

>>27696280
NO ONE TOUCHES YOUR COAT, especially someone with such vile tastes in fashion. You recall punishing your henchmen with your cane before, with such frequency they began to call it the nutstopper
you smack the brute across the face with it, he drops you. You stand in victory before a pain from your gut sends you to your feet. you look up and see the barrel of a gun
BY THE LORD, DOES HE MEAN TO KILL YOU?
What do you do
[] try to run roll1d100
[] throw the bones at him
[] THIS INSULT WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED Roll1d100
[] you like his style, ask him if he would like to be your henchmen
[] other

>>27696355
No
but I am the one who replied with the NEEEEEEEEEEEH post

Rolled 16

>>27696378
>[] you like his style, ask him if he would like to be your henchmen

Rolled 40

>>27696378
>throw the bones at him
Lets spook him to death

Or other
Sick em fluffy

Rolled 76

>>27696378
>[] THIS INSULT WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED Roll1d100
SUPER MUSTACHE MODE ACTIVATE!

Rolled 65

>>27696378
>[] THIS INSULT WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED Roll1d100

ALL OR NOTHING!

Rolled 71

>>27696378
>[X] Other
Steal his gun. Possibly by smacking his hand.

Rolled 57

>>27696414
We could also destroy the gun by inserting our index finger in it and summoning the power of cartoon villainry.

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>>27696404
>SUPER MUSTACHE MODE ACTIVATE!

>>27696404
"THIS INSULT WILL NOT GO UNPUNISHED!" you scream.

*bang*. Wait you aren't dead. You smack him with your cane, much harder than last time, powered by Anger and survival instincts. The force of the stroke knocks the oaf down to the ground, and freeing his gun from his grip. You pick it up. Its a strange model, one of which you have never seen before. The smaller fellows seem a bit confused. Possibly because their leader is picking up his teeth at the moment.
What do you do
[] now as I was saying, Why are you dressed so abhorrently
[] How would you fine fellows like to be my henchmen roll1d100
[] No one Threatens you and lives
[] this insult requires punishment, a train, and some rope
[] other

Rolled 3

>>27696540
[] this insult requires punishment, a train, and some rope

>>27696540
[] now as I was saying, Why are you dressed so abhorrently
Ask them to dress properly and become your evil henchmen.

>>27696540
[x] this insult requires punishment, a train, and some rope

>>27696540
Ask the other people about this strange gun.

Rolled 68

>>27696575
This person, I support him.

Rolled 82

>>27696540
>[X] How would you fine fellows like to be my henchmen roll1d100

If/When they accept, make them dress better to. By imposing a henchmen dress code

Rolled 64

>>27696654
This

Rolled 78

>>27696575
Oh yeah, roll for henchmen, I forgot

Rolled 26

>>27696540
Roll for henchmen

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>>27696575
I say they should dress along those lines.

>>27696654
You stare at these badly dressed youths, they remind you of your old henchmen, not to bright, prone to smashing things they don't understand. But they're more willing to kill, just what you need.
"How would you fine young gentlemen like to be my henchmen" You ask holding your hand out.

"Are you fucking crazy you white son of" The brute on the ground begins before being silenced by your boot. You fierce animal companion works at breaking his will via licking.

They look unsure.

"I'll lead you to riches untold" You say, taking a foul smelling boy under your arm, his hair tied into a ponytail "And if you refuse, I'll be forced to further dirty my hand, and neither of us want that". The second you mention riches they stand at attention. *Henchmen unlocked. The William Street gang, they aren't to smart or loyal, but you have to start somewhere*

"But first we must get you some new clothes" You say staring in disgust at the entirely sleeveless shirt "and of course punish your former leader". In an instant your new friends pool all sorts of strange guns from various article of clothing.

"NO NO NO" you screaming, waving your arms "That is too easy, observe". You reach into one of your pockets, pulling a length of rope out.
Soon the brute is hogtied with the help of your new minions.

"Now where is the nearest set of train tracks?" you ask the foul smelling fellow.

"Not far, why....." he begins.

"Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly the third" You answer, one of them laughs, receiving a strike to the head for his insolence "and because, your former boss has a train to catch". You laugh manically, causing your new friends to look at you strangely, except for a mustached fellow, you like him.
what do you do
[] take the house they were standing outside of as your lair
[] make sure they do the job right, and watch the fools finale moments with them
[] They need new clothes, fine suits, though not as fine as yours,
[] other

>>27696893
Make sure they do their job right
Clothes, we can get later

>>27696893
All the above

>>27696893
>[] They need new clothes, fine suits, though not as fine as yours,
Get them new clothes suitable for a notsogentlemen. Just leave the leader on the tracks and forget about him, like any good villain.

>>27696893
>make sure they do the job right, and watch the fools finale moments with them

Have to make sure he dies. We don't need some kid with a vendetta after us just yet.

Rolled 17

>>27696893
>other
"You with the mustache, take you all to the nearest haberdashery to get some new cloths, me and fluffy will be acquiring your home as our lair until a more suitable one is found."

also a secondary vote
do you think this quest needs traits and such things that would require a paste bin?

>>27696978
Most likely, if anything to keep tracks of stats, henchmen and secret evil lairs.

>>27696893
>make sure they do the job right, and watch the fools finale moments with them
Gotta let them know we are hard core.

Rolled 96

>>27696893
>[x] Other
Tie the insolent thug to the tracks. Make him beg for pardon. Make your corgi urinate on him. Watch him cry. At the last second, make him beg eternal loyalty for you in exchange of freedom, and when/if he promises such, free him, because we do keep our word when it is useful for us. Then, make him rob some fine clothes as a test of his loyalty.

>>27695477
This, except who the fuck says "carriage return"? Unless you're using a typewriter you don't even have a carriage.

>>27697062
I have to support this fellow notsogentleman.

>>27696978
Eventually, maybe. Not early on. Let things like that build up very slowly, just paste them in the second post of the thread to start with.

>>27697062
>>27697105
I do not. You are just setting yourself up for betrayal.
Just kill him

>>27697062
>Make your corgi urinate on him.
We don't have any control over the dog, do we?

>>27697062
Mercy is a bad trait for a villain.

>>27697202
>not setting yourself up for betrayal
Do you even Megatron?

Rolled 51

>>27697202
I think so, but we can try to buy their trust with our magical skeletons. Or just turn them into skeletons later. Basically, just kill them or earn their trust.

>>27697210
I dunno, but we can try to.

>>27697237
>I dunno, but we can try to.
I'd rather not try and fail in front of our new minions.

>>27697017
You remember that last time you trusted your henchmen with such a job without your guidance
soon you and your new friends are carrying the foul mouthed bugger down the streets, causing several people to look at you and stare
Let them stare, let this world know that Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly the third has come to it, LET IT QUAKE IN FEAR. You henchmen look at you strangely when you shake your fist in the air, but say nothing about it.

Soon you are surround by tracks, and filth, well at least this oaf is where he belongs
"Set him along the middle track" You order

"CHONCHO" The brute screams in impotent rage "YOU PIECE OF SHIT, AND AFTER ALL I DID FOR YOU"

"You fucked my sister you shit" A tan fellow shouts at him. These men must be sailors of some sort, you think to yourself. Your fierce beast relives itself on his shoes. He kicks at your dear companion, receiving swift kick to the gut

"Yo Dickface" The Oaf calls out too you "You untie me right now, and I won't beat you up to bad, how does that sound". You clench your hands together and watch as his insults turn to pitiful begs for mercy. The train nears. You briefly ponder the idea of releasing him for his undying loyalty, but you quash this idea quickly.
With a sickening crunch and thud, the fool is nothing more than a stain on the tracks. Some of your new friends cheer. you stand up and begin to leave, they follow
What do you do
[] new clothes, you can't stand it any longer
[] test your henchmen's mettle, through crime(if so which kind) roll 1d100
[] Take the home you met them as your lair, however temporary it might be
[] other

Rolled 8

>>27697263
>[] test your henchmen's mettle, through crime(if so which kind) roll 1d100
Rape, preferably a young girl.
We need to sire a revengeful youth that we kill the parents of.

>>27697263
>[] test your henchmen's mettle, through crime(if so which kind) roll 1d100
Robbing a banana republic store of course.

Rolled 41

>>27697253
>>27697263
>Your fierce beast relives itself on his shoes.
Keikaku doori.

>[x] Other
Go home and plan for the crime of stealing new clothes (alongside the money from the store)

>>27697263
>new clothes, you can't stand it any longer
"TO THE HABERDASHERRY!"

>>27697263
>[] Take the home you met them as your lair, however temporary it might be

We should inspect the premises and get to know our henchmens' capabilities and the local situation before venturing into the unknown.

Rolled 99

>>27697316
oops roll

>>27697315
You sir are not a gentleman.

>>27697263
>new clothes, you can't stand it any longer
I would do this, but I think we're broke. So let's stake out a lair, then rob a bank.

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>>27697339
>You sir are not a gentleman.
Oh please, we need a proper Hero to oppose us, and having the sterotypical batman one works like a charm.

>>27697263
Also your villainy level (renown) has raised due to people speaking of the finely dressed gentlemen carrying a leader of a gang down to the train tracks
People of this neighbor hood are more wary of you than the average thug

>>27697263
New clothes required for your henchmen. They must look suitably dapper.

>>27697316
I can't argue with that.

>>27697357
>we're broke
>paying

>>27697358
But as you know we must have the women love us. Never tell her we are evil. That way the hero does not know until we reveal it. Bro do you even Tarquin.

>>27697382
We should form a working relationship with what may be one of very few passable tailors in this city. We can rob (and burn, preferably) whatever manner of store sells the rags are henchmen are currently clothed in.

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>>27697384
I said the HENCHMAN.
Not us.
That way we can have a tragic ending where the Hero is finally making up with his father, when we shoot him in the back.

Rolled 84

>>27697339
Oh beloved one of the dice, you have my undying support. To Banana Republic... or atleast something like it.

>>27697339
Gentleman? No. A villain.

>>27697408
Who shoots a man in the back. You sir are so ungentlemanly

>>27697448
A Villain, executing a man who has already sits in his grave.

Rolled 67

>>27697443
Those who would give up Essential Gentlemanners
to purchase a little Temporary Villainy
deserve neither Gentlemanners nor VIllainy.

>>27697448
>Who shoots a man in the back.
A VILLIAN! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Rolled 44

>>27697443
A villain and a gentleman. The best villain is the magnificent bastard, there's no arguing into that I believe.

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>>27697498
But a gentle villain is the most boring.

When we get to the haberdasher we need to pick up a top hat. And some mustache grease. It doesn't stay this way on its own you know.

Rolled 86

>>27697515
Meh, everyone has their own opinion
Besides, I don't mean gentle as in "shall not kill", if you are understanding this as such. I mean gentleman as a magnificent bastard. For example, the villain who will never tell a lie, but yet manages to make the heroes to fall for his plan flawlessly. The villain who has such charisma that even if he dies he will win, because people will take him as a martyr. Etc.

>>27697531
This. Pick a monocle too.

>>27697515
If you're going to be a giant dick of a villain than you might as well shave off your mustache.
You are not worthy of such dignified facial hair.

>>27697339
You decided to test the mettle of your new employees

"You with the mustache" You say.

"Yes boss?" He asks

"Where is the nearest provider of fine clothing" You ask.

"Yo Ain't there a banana republic or some shit not to far from here" A different one of your henchmen answers

"I didn't ask you, but I'll let it slide this one time" You say, truley you are merciful "But take me to this banana republic"

LATER
The sun begins to set as your and band of youths march into this store, and by lord it looks like a palace, but no matter, you came here for one reason, well two actually. to test the mettle of your new friends and to get them new clothing

"Do not kill anyone" You order "Hide your faces, and take only the finest of clothing"
Soon chaos erupts as people notice the guns in their hands, and the bandana's over their faces, but it it quickly quelled. You leave the mustached fellow in charge of hostages as you try on watches. The foul smelling lad douses himself in various kinds of cologne at your command. A few fools try to play hero, but your loyal Companion and cane swiftly deal with them.
Soon you walk out with your now finely dressed friends.
The sound of sirens fills the air, but due to your cunning and wit, they law does not find you or a single one of your henchmen, gaining you some of their respect
soon you are back outside of the house where you met them, enjoying the stares of envy the trash on the street gives you and them
What do you do
[] learn some one name (if so who)
[] take this place as your lair
[] search for soemthing (if so what)
[] take them out to dinner for a reward
[] Find out what kind of business you can run
[] other

>>27697557
You ought to distinguish between a villain and a black-clad Chet Manlystache.

>>27697566
>>>/reddit/

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>>27697557
For example, the villain who will never tell a lie, but yet manages to make the heroes to fall for his plan flawlessly

>>27697531
we already have a top hat

>>27697579
>take this place as your lair
Might as well. Then we'll discuss potential businesses before going out to dinner.

>>27697579
>[] learn some one name (if so who)

The one who seems the smartest and/or the most competent.

Then we do:

>[] take them out to dinner for a reward

After dressing them up.

>>27697613
This

>>27697579
Learn someone's name, the chap with the mustache.

Rolled 52

>>27697579
>[x] Learn the one with the mustache's name
Followed by
>[x] Take them out to dinner for a reward

>>27697588
>You ought to distinguish between a villain and a black-clad Chet Manlystache.
Would you be kind enough to explain this for me then, please?

>>27697579
WHy not magnificent bastard AND Complete Monster. Like the Practical Incarnation.

Also, learn names and find out about businesses we can run. Perhaps bring up our need of a hang out/lair.

Rolled 82

>>27697579
>[] learn some one name (if so who)
Learn the name of the boy with a mustache

After that, lets find a suitable first lair.

We can eat a lavish dinner once this is done.

>>27697588
Still infinitely better than "Hurr Durr lets rape some girls" level of villainy.

>>27697631
>Would you be kind enough to explain this for me then, please?
Being super honorable and perfect is not compatible with being a mustache-twirling villain.

>>27697641
Well, we personally have no need to do that, but our henchmen deserve a reward once in a while, do they not?

Rolled 83

>>27697579
>Learn some one name (if so who)
The one with the mustach, obviously. A second in command might be useful.
>Then find a suiting lair, preferebly some place where we also can fit a methlab.

>>27697655
Our henchmen should follow our example and instead seduce and corrupt. That is the proper way of a villain.

Rolled 95

>>27697655
Actually I thought mustache-twirling villain were almost that except with more damnsels and trains. Also, I liked these two arguments:
>>27697639
>>27697641

Thought now that I think of it, you might be right. Still, I didn't mean super honorable and perfect, I gave out the first example that came to mind. I'm pretty sure there must be other kinds of magnificent bastards.

>>27697655
We just threw a man in front of a train and watched him beg for his life because he grabbed our coat, we are clearly neither super honorable or perfect.
It still doesn't mean we have to be a raging douche bag for the sake of evilness.

Rolled 80

>>27697699
Why rape anyway when you can seduce the hero's girlfriend and NTR him?

Rolled 12

>>27697727
... I didn't at any point suggest rape. If I were to suggest true evil I'd suggest something much worse.

>>27697727
No problems with rape here, but its over used and frankly, unoriginal. Any dumb fuck can rape after all.

Rolled 20

>>27697745
Oops sorry, kinda misquoted here.
Meant to quote >>27697641

>>27697763
>>27697745
>>27697727
The person who did suggest rape, didn't even say it FOR the rape.
I don't know where you guys are getting this from.

>>27697656
"You, with the mustache, what is your name" You inquire

"John sir" He answers

"John what ?" you ask

"John Fritz" He replies. His hair is a rust red, and he is currently wearing a grey suit with a blue tie, but the coat is unbuttoned, showing the white shirt beneath it. He doesn't look as built as the others, but his eyes carry the glint of intelligence. A good second in command, for now

These lads deserve a reward, but you should also establish a base of operations
What do you do
[] celebrate
[] take this as your lair
[] Find out ways to make money
[] MAKE THIS TOWN KNOW YOUR NAME roll1d100
[] search for something, anything
[] take a moon lit walk through the woods, there has to be woods somewhere nearby
[] other

>>27697797
>[] take a moon lit walk through the woods, there has to be woods somewhere nearby

Rolled 69

>>27697797
>MAKE THIS TOWN KNOW YOUR NAME roll1d100

It's in caps, we must do this!

>>27697797
>[] celebrate
>[] take this as your lair

Decorate it, move the minions in and party in the Base.

>>27697797
>other
These young men are very uneducated. We must get them some proper schooling immediately.

>>27697797
Make this town know your name.

It's time to evil act all up in this shit.

>>27697791
The rape was the important part though. There are many better ways to get a nemesis than rape baby's.

>>27697797

Make this place your lair.

>>27697814
OH SHIT WE ARE A SEX GOD!

Rolled 93

>>27697797
[] take this as your lair
Take their house as our lair for now.

[] MAKE THIS TOWN KNOW YOUR NAME roll1d100
PAINT OUR NAME ON EVERY TRAIN IN THIS CITY!

Rolled 34

>>27697797
>[x] MAKE THIS TOWN KNOW YOUR NAME
combinated with
>[x] Find out ways to make money

Rob a bank or whatever, I don't think I care that much.

>>27697797
>take this as your lair

>>27697857

Seconded.

>>27697857
You look around, and open the door inside. Dear lord is it filthy, You task most of your henchmen to clean in up. You look on the peacfully sleeping town, and decided it must know your name
"Mr. Fritz" You say "Gather the best of ours, and take them out and"

"And what?" He asks "Take out the rivals gangs, kidnap the police chief, rough some people up?"

"Paint my name on every train in the city, in fact, paint my name through this neighbor hood, you know what, paint it on the house, on the cars, on the children, and on their dogs"
he looks at you in disbelief, but shakes his head

"Okay boss" He says disappointed. and with that he heads out to make this town know your name.
What do you do
[] Go for a walk in the woods (random encounter chance, roll 1d100)
[] celebrate your freedom (time skip to next morning)
[] talk to someone
[] Find a way to make money
[] other

>>27697727
>seduce the hero's girlfriend and NTR him?

I like this idea, but I think we should do it by dressing up as a normal person or a hero; meeting the hero's girlfriend in disguise and actually form a connection before revealing who we are.

Rolled 82

>>27697977
>[] Find a way to make money
Ask our thungs: Gentlemen, in this day and age, how would a villain acquires vast amounts of currency in a short amount of time without expanding much effort?

>>27697977
>other
Go to the store and pick up some textbooks. Our henchmen deserve a proper education.

Rolled 15

>>27697977
>Go for a walk in the woods (random encounter chance, roll 1d100)

Better be a hero, a villainous rival, a rich old lady or some more henchmen to recruit.

>>27697977
Find a way to make dish

Rolled 100

>>27698026
Starts a new religion
We can do that by finding people who care about the occult and can help us summon our skeletons

>>27697977
>[x]Other
>>27698048
I vote for this, but instead do that in order to learn about the arcane and the occult.

>>27697977
[X] celebrate your freedom (time skip to next morning)

In the morning we will have a meeting where our second will tell us of these rival "gangs" and how they make their money.

>>27698065
BOW PEASANTS, THE GODS HAVE SPOKEN

Rolled 96

>>27698065
Great, we just crit-started a religion.

Rolled 130

Testing.

>>27698065
>>27698091

Twirlism

Curl your mustache to pray to our God, who sends his mustache angels to give people rides to our Heaven.

Hell is a barber shop.

>>27698088
>>27698091
>>27698123

>Roll a die when not asked to
>Get a crit
>Expect the dm to bow down and cater to a relatively common random result

Why are quest players such entitled cunts?
Last time this happened was in princess guard quest and the players threw a shitfit when their uncalled die roll wasn't taken into consideration.

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>>27698195

It was a joke.

>>27698065
>Mustache twirl activated
You look Upon this world, and think briefly
I could be a god
but a god needs power
worshipers
You recall some of your old colleagues, the ones who dabbled in the occult
With a smile you walk into the night
drawn to whatever you are searching for by something, Destiny perhaps?
Soon you find a ramshackle building
well it appears as such, but your will shows the truth, its a store, that deals in the mystically strange. You don't bother to talk to the bearded fool inside, except to strike him with your cane, but you are mercifull, you let him live
You grab everything, and read books that would drive lesser men mad
By time you leave the building the sun is rising
You eyes glint with dark secrets, your pockets heavy with random trinkets, and your veins containing a power most men could never dream of wielding
You laugh at the peons walking across the street
Ability Unlocked: Magic, You have gained the ability of the arcane, how you'll use this is up to you,
What do you do
[] Test out your new abilities
[] Find a way to make money
[] hunt down a supernatural being
[] Take a nice moonlit walk
[] other
Also I must ask, does anyone feel able to archive this?

>>27698195
>someone makes a joke about getting a crit on religian
>instantly assume entitlement
Maybe they were just having fun?

>>27698195
>Expect the dm to bow down and cater to a relatively common random result
>>27698236

Oh looky here.

>>27698236
>[] Test out your new abilities

But something small, nothing too dangerous.

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>>27698195

Rolled 88

>>27698236
>[] Test out your new abilities
We animate those skeletons.

>>27698236
>Test out your new abilities
We better be necromancer

>>27698297

Oh, good idea! But I think we should learn how to control the undead first even though I'm not sure how to do that.

>>27698233
>>27698247
>>27698277

You people haven't been in many quests, have you? I've seen that happen many times.
It is even worse when it is d20, like getting a 20 on that is something special.

>>27698236
Oh look, this is what exactly happened.

>>27698318
Maybe we should try practicing. By animating those skeletons.

Rolled 7

>>27698195
I'm just rolling because I'm too lazy to erase and then write back my roll. Also because I'm using dice+1d100 as my trip because I was stupid earlier.

The GM will do whatever they wants, and I think of people complain about him not taking in account an unasked roll that's stupid.

>>27698236
>>27698297
>>27698318
>[x]Test out your new abilities
Let's control some skeletons

>>27698334
Actually the vote was to learn occult secrets
I just included the god bit because it seems like a good motivator for learning such things

>>27698334
>Oh look, this is what exactly happened.

OP chose to follow it even when he/she didn't have to.

Rolled 45

>>27698318
Where else could we find undeads to try our power on?

If this is dangerous we could turn our mustache into our animated mustache familiar.

>>27698334
It was in the first of three dick head. Since OP didn't say otherwise I think its safe to assume that we are using the best of three.

>>27698297
The skeletons
Yes they'll do nicely to test out this new found might. You open the door to your lair, a gust of wind and lighting strike accompany you. Some of your henchmen sense the change in you, and cower as you walk towards the black shining bag of skeletal remains.
A pain shoots through your body as you will them to rise. You almost give up, but at the last moment the rattle and stand to your command *Sub magical tree unlocked, necromancy, be careful with it, may draw some unwanted attention.
Some of the henchmen shriek like women
others laugh and continue smoking that most foul smelling substance
"Boss..what did you do?" John asked
What do you say
[] write in

>>27698417
>[] write in

"Become a God."

>>27698417
"I found god in my own reflection"
Then start reanimating the skeletons.

Rolled 3

>>27698417
I got us some friends from the other side.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6yw2SmG674

Rolled 25

>>27698417
I think you could sa-
>>27698447
I can't think of anything better than this.

>>27698429

"Became a God."

My bad. Forgot some grammar in there.

>>27698447
"I found A god in my reflection" You say "So I decided to break the laws that god set out for all beings to follow". Mr Fritz looks at you with fear in his eyes, but then he smiles

"The other gangs are as good as dead" he says ecstatically "Or should I say undead, right boss?".

"You seem to be taking this well Mr. fritz" You say.

"Well, so long as you don't use that Mojo on me, I don't rightly care how you get things done" He answers.

"Good man" You say as you pat his shoulder

What do you do
[] have the skeletons do something
[] celebrate
[] search
[] other
Should I just archive this or?

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Fritz seems very laid-back about this whole servitude to an insane necromancer thing.

>>27698555
He is very loyal

>>27698537
Archive it.

>>27698537
>have the skeletons do something
It's time to go on a terror spree, the city knows our name now they shall have a reason to remember it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPGqRJHzEIw

>>27698537
Send the skeletons to tie rival gang leaders to traintrack/above pools of acid/other ridiculous deathtraps.

>>27698565
Well of course he is. We bothered to learn his name! What kind of fool wouldn't be eternally grateful for such an honor?

Rolled 12

>>27698537
>[] have the skeletons do something
Have the skeletons follow you and snap their fingers in a synchronised and rythmic fashion.

>[] celebrate
Have a lavish dinner of the finest local modern cuisine money can buy.

>>27698575
Ok
I'll still quest as long as I can
Seeing as people seem to enjoy this

>>27698537
other gangs yes lets go collect there bones

Rolled 40

>>27698592
>>27698537
I second this.

>>27698537
Celebrate. Then tomorrow we take our skeletons and do that whole "wipe out the other gangs" thing the boys were on about.

>>27698537
[X] Celebrate
For we are about to embark on a campaign to clear out any gang who challanges us.

[X] Archive it.

>>27698595

Yeah, this is going pretty damn good I think.

>>27698537
>[x] have the skeletons do something
Dance to the this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2rwxs1gH9w

>>27698676
>Dance to this song*

Rolled 13

>>27698595
Yes, please keep going. And archive it too.

>>27698619
You briefly ponder sowing terror and harvesting the bones of your enemies with your new minions
but instead you decided to treat your new friends to a lavish dinner
So you decide to rent out the classiest restaurant you can find, its funny how easy it is to get free food when you know the secrets of the arcane
While the bewitched staff waits on you hand and feet, your henchmen make a mess of the place as some of your undead friends dance a little jig to a tune one of your new friends showed you via his strange little box
you find this most amusing, as does you little companion who is happily gnawing on some small cuts of veal
What do you do come morning
[] Search for something
[] take out a rival
[] find a better lair, or take one
[] practice
[] explore this strange town
[] other

>>27698795
Okay its archived
feel free to thumb it up if you wish

>>27698795
>[] take out a rival
one with a nice lair

Rolled 63

>>27698795
>[] practice
Practice magic and research divination magic and tarot reading, which allow us to
>[] find a better lair, or take one
Preferably some kind of old abandonned church.

>>27698795
>[X] take out a rival
>[X] find a better lair, or take one
Why not both? Take out a rival and take over his lair

>>27698841

Seconded.

>>27698865
>>27698865
oh look a tie

Rolled 25

>>27698795
>>27698844
Thirded.

>take out a rival

>>27695341
whoops! didn't have quest filtered!

my bad, didn't mean to accidentally expose myself to fucking cancer

also kill yourself op

>>27698898
I suggest we take out the less gentlemanly villain in this city first. Probably a small time meth dealer.

>>27698926
Will do

>>27698926
>Badwrongfun.

>>27698926
Would you kindly share more of your opinions with us?

>>27698844
Sounds good to me.

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>>27698926

Glad to see you like us enough to post, Anon!

>>27698930
Taking out a drug dealer sounds good. We could take over the business.

Drugs = easy cash, undead labour = perfect.

Rolled 52

>>27698926
Thanks for the bump. *high-fives*

>>27699005
We could also magically enhance our drugs to give them a high that would be described as "out of this world".

>>27698844
You awake in a rather ratty bed, Your fierce companion fluffy sleeping by your feet. After stepping over several people you don't recognize passed out in the hallway, you shower, twirl your mustache. afterwards you share a lovely breakfast with your henchmen while your skeletons clean up the mess from last nights celebrations. After a great drink of some rather weak coffee, you address your minions.

"I wish to take out one of my rivals" You say "who are my rivals".

"Well there are the Skeletons" the tan fellow says "not yours, they're a bunch of goths, they've been taking territory like Frankie's mother takes cock"

"OH SHUT UP" A rather obese fellow bellows "There's also The Devilz, rule downtown, deal in meth, cocaine, anything, but they'll kill ya soon as you look at em"

"There's also the current "king" of the city" John says "he's got a lot of guns, men, and a rather nice home, but he doesn't have magic"

You ponder who shall feel doom by your hand
who do you choose
[] the skeleton, lets make them their namesake
[] the devilz
[]How dare someone call themselves king
[] other

>>27699005
>>27699035

Maybe also be able to put a bit of magical corruption in it, or at least some enchantment that can be remotely activated by us to control the user.

>>27699056
[] take out a rival

[] the skeleton, lets make them their namesake

>>27699056
[X] The Skeletons
Those bastards!

>>27699056
>[] the skeleton, lets make them their namesake

They seem like the weakest.

Maybe also try to steal some followers as well.

>>27699056
>the skeleton, lets make them their namesake
They're asking for it. Sheet, those fucks probably want to work for a necromancer. Too bad that they're not needed alive.

>>27699056
[X] The skeleton

Time to "create" some new henchmen.

Rolled 22

>>27699056
>[x]The Skeleton
I say maybe we could convince them to work for us, but otherwise let's jut make them actual skeletons.

Also, we are missing a thing: a butler?
And also the skill to summon trains

>>27699056
>[] the skeleton, lets make them their namesake
How come on OP, how is this even up for vote? WIth that choice, how could we choose anything?

We have a bone to pick with those skeletons.

>>27699122
"The skeletons" you muse "kind of poetic to make them their namesake, no?". Silence falls for several minutes, before your henchmen agree.

"Now where will be the best way to deal with these "goths"?" You ask/

"Guns blazing" the tan fellow says "they're a bunch of poser pussies".

"CAN'T ARGUE WITH THAT CHONCHO" The fat one bellows as he shoves another pancake down his throat.

"They like to hang around grave yards" John says.

"Yeah but who'll respect someone who lets the dead do the dirty work" The tan fellow says

"People who haven't smoked away their brains" John says smacking the tan one.

What do you do
[] guns blazing roll 1d100
[] wait for them at the grave yard
[]go to them alone, show them your might, they will bow or die roll 1d100
[] kidnap their families, that always seems to work

>>27699170
If you want to summon trains
roll for it

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>>27699170
>[x]The Skeleton

We shall reap them, separating the wheat from the chaff. The best will join us, the rest will join us - in death! As it is, we need more men/women that just this...skeleton crew.

>>27699283
also looks like the maintenance thing is about to come around
well this gives us two hours to do things
like get something to eat
or bathe

Rolled 76

>>27699263
Guns blazing!
If we can give the skeletons guns also.

>>27699263
>[] wait for them at the grave yard

Plan our trap complete with skeletons raising from freshly despoi-dug graves.

Rolled 33

>>27699263
>[] wait for them at the grave yard
We secretly animates many skeleton in the graveyard during the day and instruct them to stay buried. Night comes, we ambush the Skeletonz with our skeleton army.

>>27699283
What the hell

Rolled 26

>>27699263
>[] wait for them at the grave yard
perfect raze some muscle.. well bone and just take them over

Rolled 100

>>27699319
Put some men with guns at the cemetery's gates to prevent them from running away.
Take Johna and another guy with you, and when they arrive rise the skeletons.

>>27699283
I'd roll myself but I'm almost sure I'd fail if I went alone

Rolled 66

>>27699354
Well, aint that nice.

>>27699283
>>27699354
Ghost trains?

>>27699354

Well we're good.

>>27699354
Okay, what's the trick?

>>27699354
Clearly we have also mastered the art of summoning trains.

>>27699354
THE DICE GODS HAVE SPOKEN!

>>27699319
"We'll wait for them at the grave yard" You say
the tan fellow spits on the ground.
"Good choice boss" John says.
the grave stones are already defaced when you get there, with the word SKELETONZ scrawled everywhere. it makes you sick You look around
there is enough foliage to hide your entire "gang" without trouble
along with a great deal of graves
what do you do
[] send your gang away, you'll do this alone
[] hide with your gang (or sit on a tombstone), wait for these foul wretches to appear, the strike
[] leave, we'll do this another day
[] other

>>27699354
Is that just you being lazy or did you actually roll for something?

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>>27699403
As is appropriate for our....station.

Okay, I'm done, Unless something really irresistible comes up.

Rolled 35

>>27699435
>[] hide with your gang (or sit on a tombstone), wait for these foul wretches to appear, the strike
And animate skeletons too.

I am thinking, the first thing we should make the Skeletonz do his wash those graves. You don't deface graves, thats just plain disrespectful.

>>27699433
You have just unlocked the ability
Summon Trains: mixing your affinity with using trains as tools of murder and your magical might, you can summon one train per session upon your foes, though it leaves you tired and weak

Rolled 74

>>27699435
>tombstone), wait for these foul wretches to appear, the strike


also start waking up the yard

>>27699435
Sit on a tombstone but have your gang watch and wait.

Once the gang comes use >>27699354 to summon the ghost train to run them all down.

>>27699435
Have them hide in the foliage, only to come out at our suitably villainous signal.

>>27699435
The Gang hides in the bush while we sit on a tombstone while sipping a cup of tea.

When they come we will politely introduce ourselves and make a witty "you all die" comment and spring the trap

>>27699460
I like your style

>>27699435
Let the gang take up positions around the graveyard, ready to shoot. Skellies for distraction and melee. Obviously the big boss is going to sit on a tombstone in the middle of the graveyard.

>>27699460
I have to say I quite like this.

Rolled 24

Okay, my first 100 was also related to magic. If I ever roll a third magic related 100…

>>27699460
>>27699530
These.

>>27699582
As do I. Even villains should have some class.

>>27699613
...We burn you at the stake?

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>>27699613
HERESY

>>27699540
You order your henchmen to positions around the graveyard. Behind crypts and tombstone, and in the bushes. You take your place upon your throne, and tombstone of a young lass, not long gone, a real beauty judging from her picture. Yo calmly sip a cup of tea and pet you fierce beast

Several hours later.
The sun falls and the winds wail in pain at the travesty you're about to commit
Several rater silly looking cars drive up into the darkened graveyard, and out of them pour youths dressed even worse than the rest, their hair are colors you'd expect to see in a flowerbed, their hair styles foul, their clothing metal and leather. They begin defacing graves. OK THAT IS IT
"OI" You call out "Ruffians, Respect the dead will you".

"And who the fuck are you" One with his hair pointing up in sickly green spikes ask

"Dick Vilian Bethany Dastardly the third" You answer.

"SO YOU'RE THE FUCKER WHO MARKED UP OUR TERRITORY" He screams "Well its a good thing you're in the grave yard, old man".

"You should really respect the dead" You say "Because you never know when you're going to join them". You currently have a gun pointed at your head, similar to the ones your henchmen carry
what do you do
[] RISE VENGEFUL DEAD, AND DEAL WITH THESE INTERLOPERS ON YOUR FINALE RESTING PLACES roll1d100
[] Sorry but I have a train to catch (summon train)
[]Men, teach these punks a lesson
[] all of the above
[] other

>>27699613
I'll let you choose a trait
a magical one

Rolled 98

>>27699756
>[] RISE VENGEFUL DEAD, AND DEAL WITH THESE INTERLOPERS ON YOUR FINALE RESTING PLACES roll1d100
Caps lock is always the best choice.
As an added advantage, they will probably laugh their ass of at hearing this.

Rolled 9

>>27699756
>[] RISE VENGEFUL DEAD, AND DEAL WITH THESE INTERLOPERS ON YOUR FINALE RESTING PLACES roll1d100

>>27699756
>[] RISE VENGEFUL DEAD, AND DEAL WITH THESE INTERLOPERS ON YOUR FINALE RESTING PLACES roll1d100

Test. I think 4chan might be messed up.

>>27699756
I want to pull a train out and have it obliterate these foul curs but RISE MY MINIONS and letting the dead take their revenge for these boors disrespect is too good

>>27699874
Are we back?