/tg/ - Traditional Games

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:04 No.27715975

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Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:04 No.27715975

>Doing a homebrew steampunk setting roleplay over skype
>Party consists of a mob don who likes guns, an eccentric and slightly mentally unstable, coffee addicted technomancer, a no-fucks-given bounty hunter, and a cryomancer thief business owner.
>Following leads about a powerful mage responsible for destroying an entire city block
>Shenanigans ensue
>Sleuth our way through the woods, coming upon a small cabin in the woods.
>Technomancer creates two mobile gun platforms, one with an automatic rifle, the other with a double barrel shotgun
>The party leader, the gung-ho bounty hunter, orders the party around, positioning them into breaching positions
>He charges in, sawn off lever action shotgun drawn, into a bunch of cultists summoning a being made of pure energy
>He immediately declares "BY THE POWER INVESTED IN ME BY THE FRENCH GOVERNMENT, I AM PLACING YOU ALL UNDER ARREST"
>No response from cultists
>Shit goes down
>Bounty hunter basically roundhouses a cultist in the back of the head, knocking him from the summoning circle
>Rest of party pops out of cover, unleashing crossfire onto the cultists.
>Bounty hunter, being lawful good, goes for legshots.
>Rest of party, not so much
>Heads get mulched, torsos emptied
>Blood everywhere. ohmyjesus.jpg
>Energy being starts spawning an orb of energy, intended for bounty hunter
>Bounty hunter draws 6-shooters, unloading both into the orb, destroying it
>Technomancer keeps us stocked on ammo
>Following the destruction of the orb, the creature tried to flee
>GM thought it would end here.
>the Technomancer, dualclassing as a pure mage, fires energy bolts at the being, blasting away chunks of its form
>fleeing continues
>Bounty hunter fires revolvers again, soon discovering that bullets harm it
>He throws two pipe bombs at it
>Party unloads rest of magazines, then GTFO's
>Bounty hunter stops a ways outside the door, at the edge of the porch, watching as we run
>Pipe bombs explode, blowing a wall out.
>cont

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:14 No.27716068

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:14 No.27716068

>cont
>debris blasts around the bounty hunter, putting some new holes in his already tattered duster. Glorious
>He turns and charges back in, picking up what was left of a cultist, and winging it at the creature
>Creature liquefies into a black blood substance and attempts to enter the body
>The bounty hunter, wide eyed, turns to my character, the cryomancer, and shouts "JOHAN, FREEZE HIM!"
>My character freezes the blood solid
>The bounty hunter and my character decide to turn this fucker into an icee, beating the ice block with rocks and debris
>Repeat until a fine powder is achieved.
>Bounty hunter rolls the powder into balls, takes it outside, and makes a fucking snowman.
>Grabs two sticks, shoves it into middle for arms
>Takes off his bullet hole riddled top hat and sticks it onto the head
>GMs face when we turned his boss creature into a blood snowman

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:15 No.27716098

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:15 No.27716098

>>27716068
Why on earth was the French Government employing you people?

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:16 No.27716113

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:16 No.27716113

>>27716098
This was a side quest involving a bounty issued by the French government

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:16 No.27716116

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:16 No.27716116

>>27716098
Can't get anything done themselves without pussying out

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:21 No.27716192

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:21 No.27716192

>>27716098
What, and fight something?

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:25 No.27716237

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:25 No.27716237

>elsewhere in the world
>Another PC, a half elf, consumed with grief about murdering another PC who was responsible for over 90 confirmed civilian kills, decides to grow crops on random farms as a form of penance during the above events

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:25 No.27716245

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:25 No.27716245

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Glorious.
The closest we came to something like that was when our undercrewed Rogue Trader vessel was boarded by Eldar raiders. I think it was a disengage and flee type situation, but we were having none of that shit.

We counter boarded, and following a series of ridiculously lucky rolls, seized the attacking ship.

GM's face when

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:27 No.27716268

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:27 No.27716268

Currently, the bounty hunter is STILL losing his shit when talking about it. It's been 2 hours or so

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:28 No.27716276

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:28 No.27716276

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>>27715975
>>27716068
>GM Here
What have you done to my world.

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:29 No.27716298

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:29 No.27716298

>>27716276
We have taken your carefully crafted masterpiece, and bent it over the table.

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:31 No.27716317

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:31 No.27716317

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>>27716298
>blood snowman

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:32 No.27716336

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:32 No.27716336

>>27716276
The half-Henderson'd it

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)03:32 No.27716344

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)03:32 No.27716344

>>27716317
Sometimes you just have to make an extradimensional horror into a snowman.

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)04:12 No.27716849

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)04:12 No.27716849

>>27716344
Possibly the greatest line I have ever heard.

Grog the Merciless
10/13/13(Sun)04:12 No.27716850

Grog the Merciless 10/13/13(Sun)04:12 No.27716850

>>27716276
>>27716317
>>27716344

New BBEG: A demon takes over the body of the bloodman and now terrorizes the group.

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)04:28 No.27716904

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)04:28 No.27716904

>>27716850
My character would just hard freeze him, and we'd repeat beating him with shit til it's slush. Probably box it and dump it into the ocean or shit like that.

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)04:29 No.27716907

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)04:29 No.27716907

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>>27716850
PC's get hired to investigate missing persons/ friendly npc's dissapearing, upon investigation they find trails of cold black blood that seems to have only recently thawed at the scene.

their new opponent is Frosticles the snowman

Anonymous
10/13/13(Sun)06:28 No.27717609

Anonymous 10/13/13(Sun)06:28 No.27717609

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