>>27828939
Anyone actually doing this? Grognard is a good tag too.

Bumping this. Where my fa/tg/uys at?

Don't use the roleplay tag, you'll only come across people who want to roleplay having sex.

>>27831334
That's the point, anon. We draw them in with promises of sex, then throw it all out of the window with something more suited to /tg/'s tastes.

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>>27831334
But subverting their erotic shenanigans with neckbearded hilarity is half the fun!

As an aside; this is pretty much my whole weekend.

http://logs.omegle.com/3162547

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>>27831441
>Lame bro lame! XD

>>27831369
For got "H"
1.36/9

Stranger: PLEASE SAY IF READING!! hi im brooke 18 f blonde hair blue eyes. 36D boobs and a nice firm ass. ROLEPLAY : you bought me as a slave and before you left to run errands you tie me to your bed spread eagle naked. I had two clamps on my nipples tied to the cieling so when pulled it pulled on them and one on my clit. Beside me i had a bunch of sex toys and bondage equipment : butt plugs, vibrators, gags, more clamps, leg spacers to hold my legs apart and other stuff that you want. PLEASE CONTINUE IF YOU WANT.

You: reading

Stranger: Ok

You: i go upstairs, glancing at you, saying i've got a present for you

You: I'll be back in a moment

Stranger: - i look at you confused as you leave again-

You: after a few minutes you can hear footsteps leading back to your room

Stranger: - i lift my head again looking at the door my eyes pleading of being let go-

You: I stand in front of you now dressed in this http://www.costume-shop.com/images/products/46109.jpg with a strap-on dragon dildo

You: I let out a mighty roar

You: RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stranger: - i forget im tied and pull at the clamps wimpering at the pain-

You: I AM BALAUR, THE KING OF DRAGONS, LOOK AT ME AND DESPAIR!

Stranger has disconnected.

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>>27832141
Forgot pic

>>27831369
When they awake in a dungeon, they expect kinkiness. Prove them wrong.

http://logs.omegle.com/b23fffd

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I'm gonna see where this goes.

>>27832341
inb4 disconnected

http://logs.omegle.com/fe5e835

I suck at dragon names, no need to tell me.

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>>27832360
;_;

>>27832301
That's beautiful.

>>27831360
Like gay sex?

http://logs.omegle.com/458b8cc
well that certainly was a random encounter

>>27828939
Whenever someone asks asl I assume the persona of Cthulhu, or occasionally The Unspeakable One or Yog-Soggoth.

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>>27832301
Capped for posterity.

>>27832451
Thank you.

http://logs.omegle.com/ece96d9

Moral of the story: Don't tell a pumpkin you're out of something.

http://logs.omegle.com/9deeb02

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It's been ten minutes and this guy still hasn't responded.

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THIS SECTOR IS SECURE. PROCEEDING WITH ASSAULT! AVE IMPERATOR!!FD

http://logs.omegle.com/3635a47

http://logs.omegle.com/969c699

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Just gonna post an old favorite while I get started.

http://logs.omegle.com/c068967

What the fuck did he just do.

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>>27832656
Ahhh, the saga of Brogan!

>>27832663
Russian?

>>27832690
I'm just as confused as you are.

http://logs.omegle.com/6cc6fb1

He said he wanted a non-human...

>>27832451
Oh shit! That is fucking inspired!

http://logs.omegle.com/1d3f4cc

Kindermensch is not amused.

http://logs.omegle.com/85c8275

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>>27832745
Hey that was me.

I just wanna have a hoard of loots, why can't I have a hoard of loots?

lel
http://logs.omegle.com/79e7cff

http://logs.omegle.com/4cb3959

http://logs.omegle.com/db7b82d
I tried to slowly escalate the silliness. It didn't work.

>>27832745
I'm really sad this one didn't end in him somehow setting up the "i slurp my cum out of you butt and spit it in you face" line. That would've been priceless.

http://logs.omegle.com/bddd3c5

>>27832963
>slowly

>>27832141
holy shit that was amazing

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Brogan! Your valiant efforts and honourable acts of courage have not gone unnoticed! From the far Northern lands comes Klewar, son of Gernak, to find you and aid you in your quest.

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>>27832963
If you were trying to invoke Dr. Robotnik, that's the mental image I got. I'm in tears here, anon.

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I still can't believe this happened.

Ser Anon, It is pretty gay to fuck a male elf.

>>27833027
It's not gay if it's an elf!

>>27833027
CEASE YOUR BLITHERING FROGSPAWN OF CHAOS!

>>27833046
Make it, especially gay.
>>27833067
May your sun god give you guidance you sick fuck

http://logs.omegle.com/91bc19d

I'm not the Brogan anon, but I was inspired and couldn't think of anything funnier. Sorry.

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And I'm off to a roaring start.

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>>27833087
Someone certainly didn't like getting their wank interrupted.

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>>27833087
Deep down, we can all be Brogan, not just me, Anon.

The power of a barbarian lies within one's heart.

>>27831369
Everybody wants to be bloodninja.
Most people aren't.

>>27833022
>Not it!
Heh

http://logs.omegle.com/1b1edf0

She was such a good sport, until she found out I wasn't going to fuck her.

http://logs.omegle.com/4f55aa16
People on Omegle have no sense of humour.

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I'm not good at this
http://logs.omegle.com/5c2ce28

http://logs.omegle.com/814be02

http://logs.omegle.com/4006198

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>>27832993
We shall meet when fate demands it, Klewar.

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These kind of encounter are my favorite.

>>27833355
Well played, sir.

http://logs.omegle.com/85611cb

It's not fun if they don't react at all

>>27833410
Delicious.

>>27833410
You should have kept going and made her save Tamriel.

http://logs.omegle.com/ba22bb8
And so Sir Anon went to the North.

>>27833520
;.; brother, you best meet me on the morrow.

>>27833543
You know I shalt, comrade. We have both sinned, and we shall both repent. The dwarves need our help, and we shall give it to them. Plus, we can probably impress those lovely dwarven women(?) with our exploits.

>>27833569
Yeah, or may mistake an elf again.

http://logs.omegle.com/cba75b2

Honourable mention for being the first person to actually take the concept and run with it rather than disconnecting instantly.

>>27833627
S-shhh! The other knights will hear! And it's not gay if it's an elf!

>>27833497
http://logs.omegle.com/0c8525a
Yeah, I know what you mean.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You both like Roleplaying.

Stranger: *curtsy* Hello. My name is Bella. I am 5'3. I have long ginger hair usually in pigtails. I have pale skin, freckles and dimples. I have a gymnasts frame.

You: GREETINGS, CITIZEN-BELLA. I AM KNIGHT-PALADIN TYPHORUS OF THE ULTRAMARINES. I STAND TEN-FOOT-NAUGHT, CLAD IN FULL MK IV POWER ARMOR, CARRY A BOLTER AND CHAINSWORD, AND HAVE BEEN SENT TO ERADICATE THOSE FOUL SERVITORS OF SLAANESH OPERATING IN THIS SECTOR.

Stranger has disconnected.

>>27833371

Oh fuck, I lost hard. Executed perfectly that one.

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First one on my new computer.

>>27833725
Well played.

>>27833725
ha that's great
and I need to watch this movie again

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>>27833371
The Saga of Klewar begins!

>>27833745
We can say it's in honor of Clancy.

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>>27833520
In image form, for those too lazy to click a link.

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And so the story of Max Parné(PAYNE) begins...

Whoever SS13'd with me, you're pretty cool.

>>27833814
Aye, t'was me. You're cool too.

>>27833776
Yes

This is good

>>27833814
Don't say that you're the guy who mentioned something taking place in the year 2557 before I disconnected.

>>27833776
Holy shit. Yes- Orcs just busting in is now a theme I'm running with

>>27833850
Na, that wasn't me.

BROGAN ONLY MUNDO GOES WHERE HE PLEASES

>>27833814
Clown a shit.

>>27832764
Small world, just ran into this guy.
http://logs.omegle.com/769bdc3

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>inb4 underage

Why'd she leave?

Okay how many of you do the space-marine roleplay thing because people disconnect imidiatly as I say GREETINGS IMPERIAL CITIZEN

>>27833928
Me.

>Question Mode
>Unbeknownst to Stranger, you are secretly a communist spy. Don't let them find out.

What are some appropriate asl's for 40k races? Specifically a space marine, how old are they normally?

>>27833972
157 do it.

>>27833972
Try being around 200-500

>>27833972
you probably shouldn't try rping as a something if you don't understand the lore.
and no, a few quick questions do not count as understanding the lore.

>>27833972
I would say 100-300 years

>>27833989
I know the lore to a decent degree, just was struggling to come up with an answer there. Besides, this isn't exactly going to be top notch RP. We're on omegle.

>>27833928
I do. Otherwise I put on my wizard robe and hat.

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[Similes intensify]

>>27833972
40607 M Terra

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>try put on my Wizard hat for a laugh
>they pull out a bow and quiver of arrows
>we start improv adventuring to stop an Evil Lich using an ancient Portal of Brass to find a magic weapon

ADVENTURE!

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>>27833371

Oh god my sides, they hurt

Glory to the Alpha Legion
http://logs.omegle.com/59ceed9

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My dreams of becoming a little girl were dashed like my brains against the sidewalk.

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she disconnected right after, i dont know how to talk to girls

>>27834235
I thought that was well played. These cunts should be so lucky as to meet one of us.

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>>27834242

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The Saga of Klewar continues. He has to don many disguises to find the fabled Brogan.

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Bitch didn't even want to go adventuring with Max Parné

http://logs.omegle.com/a1d014f

fucking bitch, I was about to save her life and this crusade

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An old one here.

http://logs.omegle.com/e7637ae

>>27834314
Fuck, anon, that was a good one.

>>27834440
Thanks. I feel I rushed it, though.

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>>27834314
Keep going, I laughed so hard I woke up my roommate and he got pissed.
Keep them orcs popping up!

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>>27834438
My sides appear to have been slain

>>27834527
thank you very much

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More of a /co/ thing than /tg/, but I guess it's on topic

http://logs.omegle.com/4835808
I don't know who you are, Anon, but you're awesome.

>>27834624
>sweater vests are for losers
is she calling Fred Rogers a loser?

>>27834741
That bitch...

>>27834624
hahaha holy shit, more please

Why do I never get these dudes pretending to be women in their little pre-aranged storys?

>>27834741
We need a lynch mob

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I feel like this has a lot of potential. If only the people on Omegle weren't so retarded.

>>27834798
Yeah I was hoping Stranger 2 would play along.

>>27834852
I have to give points to the whore trying her hardest

>>27834852
what an angry doc

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Stranger: F 18

You: Where art though, wench?

Stranger has disconnected.


Always.

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>>27834852

Fucking amazing. Credit to the horny cow for trying so damn hard to proceed through the obvious trolling.

>>27834950
The trick is to lead them on, going full on fa/tg/uy in the first line gets you no laughs.

http://logs.omegle.com/17c6e48

This went better than expected.
Well met, Kinsman.

>>27834997
This man gets it.

>>27835100
>what ails you, goyim
>goyim

this bothers me to no end

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I have never seen mastery of the English language of this caliber since I was but a young lad! Mighty heroes of /tg/, pray that you find this woman, for she is a rare, shining gem in a sea of self-proclaimed diamonds!

http://logs.omegle.com/b1cd465

I'm coming for that ass, barbarian scum!!

Curse you /tg/ for not letting me sleep
good night anons

http://logs.omegle.com/6effdc6

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The third installment of the Saga of Klewar.
This time he was nearly fooled by the trickery of Volcus' minions.

>>27832764

I got this guy after you did.

The results were beautiful; trolled softly until he quit Omegle for tonight.

http://logs.omegle.com/4f9871a

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I don't know if anyone has it, but there's this long ass one where the dude RPs an investigator for his partner and it goes full gun-fight-in-rainy-alleyways. It was very well done and I can't for the life of me remember more about it, except that it was some time ago. Wish I'd saved it.

>>27833725
Thank you for your service.

>>27835154
Whoa.

Props to her, whomever she may be.

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It's like they've never seen a Wendy's commercial...

http://logs.omegle.com/0d8f94f

Kik me :))

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http://logs.omegle.com/769c463

I shall uphold the theme of tonight's shenanigans.

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You have failed us Stranger 1. Stranger 2 gets an A for effort.

>>27835589
fuck this dude, I was about to flippin escape this nightmare

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhVRissCjDo
I should do vid-related

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>>27835542
GODS-DAMNIT! NOT ANOTHER ONE OF YOU ASSHOLES!!

>>27835618
Are you having trouble finding barbarians that are cleaving a bloody path through your domain?

>>27832818

>D-cups
>average weight
>on the swim team

>>27835670
It's like they don't know how swimming works.

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Not exactly where I thought I would take it, but more enjoyable than most of the shit I've done today.

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Another go at this, and I have to say, this one was fun.

http://logs.omegle.com/67ee114

Guys how do I into IP adress?

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This was too much fun from what it was supposed to be.

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Who wins: Superman or Goku? Support your claim with irrefutable facts and scientific procedure.

Stranger 2: GOKU

Stranger 2: goku is a god

Stranger 1: Superman cuz hes strong and can lazer beams from his eyes

Stranger 2: superman isnt real

Stranger 1: Goku isent real bitch

Stranger 2: SUPERMAN HAS A KYRPTONITE THO

Stranger 2: goku doesnt :P

Stranger 1: so does goku its called getting stabed in the face

Stranger 2: no

Stranger 2: :'(

Stranger 1 has disconnected

Posted this in the wrong thread, do not give a fuck.

>>27834798
How do you do the questions?

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>>27835916

>>27835994
Choose "spy mode" on the front page. It's kind of hidden.

>>27835994
Go to the main screen. click on spy(question mode)

http://logs.omegle.com/16a3206

How did this happen?

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>>27835916

http://logs.omegle.com/e094915

This could've turned out great and with many adventures

What the fuck did I just do?

http://logs.omegle.com/62ca68c

>>27836023
>>27836020
ITS WORKING

The ones who say they're girls always claim they have D breasts. It's hard to believe this.

Yet another post from me. I think I may have overplayed this a bit.

http://logs.omegle.com/4558337

>>27836102
what have you done?

>>27835916

The Macho Madness spreads.

http://logs.omegle.com/20d10ac

>>27836126
>http://logs.omegle.com/4558337

It is fun to see things descend into insanity

Question to discuss:
The king requests you to go on an adventure to recover his daughter, the princess, from the claws of an evil devil.
Stranger 1: NO
Stranger 2: Can I fuc her
Stranger 1: I AINT GONNA SAVE NO PRINCESS
Stranger 2: And the stranger
Stranger 1: i am a princess
Stranger 1: why would you fuck me?
Stranger 2: Coz that's what I do
Stranger 2: Best
Stranger 2: Is fuc
Stranger 1: well you need new skills
Stranger 2: Nah
Stranger 1: cuz thats not gonna pay the bills
Stranger 1: snap snap snap
Stranger 2: Meh
Stranger 1: also use magic to save her
Stranger 1: its easier
Stranger 2: Nah
Stranger 1: and the devil is a cool dude
Stranger 2: My sperm is magical
Stranger 1: spoke to him earlier
Stranger 1: they all say that
Stranger 2: I d k about all
Stranger 1: but its losing its quality and soon will be useless
Stranger 2: Just mine
Stranger 2: Nah I got time
Stranger 1: and your sperm will be useless in a few years
Stranger 1: and so will all you be suckers
Stranger 2: So how old is that pussy ?
Stranger 1: THIS IS OUT WORLD
Stranger 1: THIS IS OUR WOOOORLD
Stranger 2: Is it shaved clean?
Stranger 1: AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!
Stranger 2: I'll eat it for ya
Stranger 1: its a princess, she dont shave

Stranger 1 has disconnected

>>27836156
Wait, that was you!

WHY ARE YOU NOT FIGHTING FOR THE EMPEROR YET?!

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I personally thought we were a lovely couple.

http://logs.omegle.com/93a9564

>>27836131

And it goes on and on, the MACHO MADNESS!!

http://logs.omegle.com/9007691

>>27836256
Oh man. My loincloth is feeling tight now.

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Don't mind me. Fulfilling a request.

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>>27836262

Can't stop grinning you damn machofag

>>27836256
>i shall avenge the fallen!

AngryUnforgiven.gif

http://logs.omegle.com/df5cf34c

In which we almost come to an understanding, fight a bit, and agree to meet up for more shenanigans down the road.

(PS, NEXT TIME I'MA FUCK YOU UP KLEWAR!!)

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There was a great battle, but it is not for to be told to mere mortals.

http://logs.omegle.com/f1e9145

>>27836402
>>27836408

Or maybe it is.

>http://logs.omegle.com/5e120ab

>>27834146
oh god this shit is good

>>27836408
Too late, faggolo!

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>>27836402
Glorious

Shout outs to Kelwar, whom I shamelessly ripped off the entire time.

http://logs.omegle.com/181df7f

>Omegle ask if I want adult alternative or unmoderated section
>what do?

>>27836476
http://logs.omegle.com/446fc70

>>27836481
Nope.

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This one was great, I wonder if they actually met each other again.

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>>27836520

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>>27836535

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>>27836520
>>27836535

>Deus Ex references.

How many of you guys are doing this?

>>27835916
>>Not wanting to fuck Randy Savage

I don't even understand the world anymore.

>>27836677
I've stopped for the moment because I'm kinda tired. Plus I need to finish Heaven's Feel. Not what I was expecting

>>27836677
Reporting.

http://logs.omegle.com/0eecd84

I was about to have an ADVENTURE but then she just left ;_;

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>>27836520
>>27836535
>>27836556
>Deus Ex references
>Max Payne references

You're my nigga.

>>27836726
That's just how girls work ;_;
Story of my life

>>27836726
She left because you spelled disintegrate wrong

Reporting in, I'm just roleplaying with one of you guys right now, as opposed to tricking people

>>27836779
I know english isn't my first language and I'm tired as FUCK

http://logs.omegle.com/0b3d12c

this is one of my best ones yet

>>27836798
what are you doing

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.

Stranger: (m 15 usa 5'10" black hair brown eyes 125 lbs. lookinhg for f 11-18) there is and underground competition where males and females are pitted against each other in sexual combat, the men try to make the women cum first, and vice-versa. tonight is a high-profile match featuring you, the female champion, and me, the no-name challenger fighting his first match. i approach the ring as you stand in the center, 10,000 fans cheering your name. (please leave asl, appearance, and outfit and continue <3)(if you want to change the setting/characters at all, don't hesitate to let me know :) or if you have a different scenario in mind altogether, that's fine too)(give it a chance :) it's pretty hot <3)

You: reading

Stranger: k

You: ok :)

Stranger: great <3 asl, outfit, and appearance?

You: 20 f (usa) 6'1" 130lb olive skinned Amazon woman, sensous legs and busty torso. I'm not wearing much, just a crude loincloth around my midsection, and a hide necklace with various claws and teeth strung along it.

You: "Mary! Mary! Mary! Mary!" The crowd echoed raucously in the stone amphitheater. Various bodily fluids stained the clay floor of the cavern: semen, sweat, and blood being the most voluminous.

You: I raise my arms into the air and beam, sweat glistening on my vivacious body

The last time I did this I wound up rping an "end of summer/moving away" scenario with some girl. I can't even describe how it felt.

I never e-mailed her.

http://logs.omegle.com/3b9a12b

>>27836819
merchant asks hero for a wand from a wizard, hero gets wand from wizard who he met along the way, wizard tells hero the wand is for a time portal, hero goes along anyway, stopping merchant but going in anyway, and now he's in World War Two France I'm just coming up with it as I go along.

Stranger: hi

You: Greetings

Stranger: m or f

You: I'm male

Stranger: me too....

You: Then let us join swords, and set forth.

>>27833910
Adult age for goblins is 12 years old. Why are you worried about being accused of being underage?

>>27836869
that made no sense, the merchant says "hey get this wand" hero goes, meets and old guy along the way and keeps on trucking, gets to the tower and finds the old guy, who says he'll give the wand but it will have consequences, the hero goes and gives it to the merchant, stops the merchant, then goes through himself, and is now in WW2 France getting accosted by some soldiers.

Godamn it, I was getting to the hook!

http://logs.omegle.com/8992b44

>>27836821
>Field too long.

Stranger: i enter the ring nervously. i'm already hard, clearly visible through my thin boxers, and i stare at you, the undefeated champ, a glorious sight before me. i've heard rumors of you making men smile so hard they faint.

You: A knowing smile plays across my lips as I look you up and down. Head and shoulders shorter than me, you don't present much of a threat.

You: The tip of my tongue darts across my sharp canines in anticipation of the taste of your doggy.

You: "...Speak, challenger. And you may yet enter."

Stranger: "i'm here today to try my hand at defeating the champion, and adding her orgasmic moans to my trophy case" i attempt to bluff as my posture betrays my true, nervous thoughts

You: "You will only join the ranks of the fools who failed to stand before me."

You: The crowd has fallen silent by this point, hanging on my every word. My proud voice carries through the cavern with ease, striking fear into your already limp backbone.

You: Limp -- in stark contrast to the raging 3.5" school busvisible in your boxers.

Stranger: i rush up to you quickly and pull you into a deep kiss, starting to rub your kitty hard, knowing that if i don't take the initiative i'll never win
You: My hamster stiffens at your touch, and my fingernails rake your back as I moan in ecstasy. I scratch off one of the moles on your back by accident, and a trickle of blood runs down your back. My tongue probes dangerously into your mouth.

>Slightly edited for content so as not to be nsfw.

>>27836874
>Stranger: Dare you enter my magical relm?
>Stranger has disconnected

Come on motherfucker, I was going to say yes! I want adventure!

>>27836908
Damn these fools!

It has begun...

stranger is into vampires x instruments for roleplay

I don't know where this will go...

http://logs.omegle.com/bda0608b
I wanted to troll but then I went existential
>i am bad troll

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
You: You awaken to the smell of sour milk only to discover you are in a dark cave. The only light comes from a downed lit torch nearby. As you approach, you find there is also a small dagger laying flat on a rounded stone.
Stranger: Im gonna pick up thtat dagger, and the torch as well.
Stranger: Do I have anything on me?
You: The dagger feels cold to the touch. You have peasant clothing on your person, it does not appear you carry anything else. You even lack shoes.
Stranger: Alright. Gonna use the torch and check out the cave im in.
You: There appears to be two tunnels ahead, one going left the other goes right.
Stranger: Well fuck.
Stranger: Ok...
Stranger: Tough choices...
Stranger: I'll take the right tunnel.
You: You walk into what feels like a spider web, you feel the remains of it across your neck and in your hair.
Stranger: nopenopenopenopenope
Stranger: going back out and taking left tunnel
Stranger: fuck spider webs
You: The left tunnel heads on for some time with little to note other than a faint noise above that could be running water.
Stranger: Can I keep following the sound of running water?
You: You can.
Stranger: im gonna do that
Stranger: better than spiders
You: You find that the tunnel opens up to a small cavern, a glimmer on the ceiling catches your eye. It appears to be a large bat looking back at you.
Stranger: Alright well as long as it doesnt bother me. Im gonna explore the cavern see if there is anything else
You: It follows you with its eyes as you wander about below. You hear a crunch and sharp pain in your foot as your heel crushes in a frail skull of what appears to be a human.

>Cont

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>>27836976

Stranger: Uhh
Stranger: shit
Stranger: Is there a tunnel on the other side of the cavern?
You: The crunch seems to echo through the cavern, you hear a roar echo back. You see another tunnel to your right.
Stranger: Im gonna take that tunnel
Stranger: quickly
You: As you begin to run down the tunnel a large dark form seems to shift on your left. It is the size of a mini van, not that you know what a mini van is.
Stranger: Ok let's see here..
Stranger: Im gonna keep running and hope it's a slow monster and not a fast one
You: As you run you hear a heavy panting gaining behind you. Do you look back?
Stranger: nope
Stranger: i keep running
You: You feel more pain as something sharp lodges into your right foot. It appears there are more bones in your path.
Stranger: oh that fucking sucks. alright im gonna turn around and fight the thing with my crappy dagger
You: You turn to see the monster chasing you is a very large bear, it is advancing on you.
Stranger: Im gonna pick up one of the bones and throw it at the bear.
You: You grab a nearby femur and hurl it at the bear. It bounces off his skull and only seems to anger him. He is almost upon you.
Stranger: ok this is it
Stranger: it's man time
Stranger: im gonna try to stab the fucker in the eye
You: The bear lunges upon you. His weight knocks the air from your lungs as you fall prone under his fury. You stab the blade into its eye as its fangs sink into your neck and chest. You lose consciousness quickly as it devours you. BAD END
Stranger: Well
Stranger: that didnt go well
Stranger: shouldve stuck with spiders
You: I hope you've enjoyed your adventure.
Stranger: it was fun
Stranger: thanks mate
Stranger: anyone
Stranger: beat it yet?
You: Nope.
Stranger: Shiiit
Stranger: good luck to the next guy

http://logs.omegle.com/483c7ce

I think I did this right, didn't I?

>>27832676
>mfw I work with a dude named Brogan

>>27836968
Don't just beta out dude
It's about adventures, like getting attacked by orcs or even orks while you go for a walk

>>27833082
>sex with a woman
>gay
Wat?

>>27836677
I'm thinking about trying it out, but I'm not sure what kind of shenanigans I could pull off with a Krigsman/Kriegswoman (Or if I could pull of any to begin with).

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>>27837010
>Unheathe your longsword and venture into my dark crevasse!

>>27836994
Brother I ran into "Maddy" as well
I didn't fight any orks though
that makes me a bad barbarian

>>27834034
Is there more?

>>27837021
I bet you kiss girls faggot

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>>27836994
>And then suddenly, a horde of roaring orcs surrounded the two.

>>27837028
well the trick is to let them think that you are actually interrested in their roleplay story
build your shit around their story or they probably just disconnect

>>27837049
N-n-no! S-Shut up! I only bang dudes! Honestly!

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>>27836904
Stranger: i wince but keep going as i start to finger your hamburger quickly, rubbing your g-spot with my fingers with every thrust as i use my other hand to pinch and tease your whizzdoodle

You: I wrap my legs around you, pulling your hair out as I buck my hips in time to your ministrations.

You: Your love handles get in the way, but I do my best to hold you tight despite the thin film of grease surrounding your filthy, unshowered body.

Stranger: "that's right... smile for me..." i chuckle as i speed up, gaining confidence

You: My breathing increases to a rapid pace as my head swims a little bit. "I feel a little woozy -- who is this guy? My body is responding against its will!" As I stroke the copious amounts of stubble on your neck, my hand grasps for your johnson. It tears off your boxers in one fluid motion as I regain my composure.

Stranger: i stop for a minute, fearful yet expectant of what you are going to do

You: "It's time to get serious!" I push you off of me, knocking your fedora and sunglasses (even though we are underground) off of your head. Where they had been silent and expectant before, the crowd erupts into cheers. They know what's coming.

You: "MA-RY SUE! MA-RY SUE! MA-RY SUE! MA-RY SUE!"

Stranger: "shit" i say simply

You: I step forward, my tall frame easily dwarfing your recumbent form. A savage smile flutters across my face as I step over your fallen, pimply body. "Any last words?"

>Slow posts because it is being live reposted. I can't tell if this guy is onto me or not...

>>27837080
http://logs.omegle.com/962c716

Being a cute girl is fun.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle couldn't find anyone who shares interests with you, so this stranger is completely random. Try adding more interests!
You: Ho, peasant! Grand day for riding!
Stranger: haaay
Stranger: lol
You: Hast thou seen the black pestilence upon the land before us?
You: I have lost its trail, and much desire to vanquish whatever foulness has been its creator.
You: Even if such a task is beyond you, a safehouse for myself and my poor horse would be met with great reward, should I succeed in my quest.
You: Peasant, hast thou been struck dumb? Surely my request was not one of such great magnitude.
Stranger: i have notith struck dumb
You: Then, for the sake of the Gods and countrymen, canst thou show me a path?
Stranger: i havith no clue why thou path is
You: Alas! Then all shalt wither before the cruel necromantic blight! Without assistance, the great kingdoms of man shall truly fall!
Stranger: alas!
You: My thanks for your assistance, such as it were. Let us be off, Theodore!
You: *nickers*
You have disconnected.

I tried, but he really was out of his element.

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This was a fun one. I think I'm officially a terrible person

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>>27837080
I smell pussy on you, liar.

>>27835916
Those are some subtle tabs.

>>27837124
NO! Was just ate some halibut! I'm a messy eater!

I SWEAR I LOVE THE COCK!

http://logs.omegle.com/35697b8

Surprised how long they decided to hang out with THRASITUS, WEAVER OF THE ARCANE.

>>27837066
Noted. So shoehorn in some form of Kriegsman archetype if possible (Quartermaster in place of a doctor, for instance), but do my best to wing it/try some other kind of guqrdsman if it wouldn't work. That sound about right?

>>27837150
Prove it.

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>>27837236

http://logs.omegle.com/259e075

Space Marine > Volcus

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>>27832656
>>27832676
>>27833371
>>27833776
>>27834314
>>27835356
>>27835542
>>27835730
>>27836256
>>27836994

Fuckin' barbarians, man. You can't ambush ANYBODY these days.

You both like roleplay.
Stranger: (24m, looking for a loyal, obedient maid, eager to please her Master, every day. Leave your name, age, description, or preferably a picture, and continue the RP if you're ready to grit your teeth for domination, mild degration, and rough anal play from your Master.)

You hear the lock of the door click open, as I come home from work. You're just finishing your dusting as I step through the door, setting my bag down, and taking off my jacket and throwing it on a chair, as I make my way to the main room, where I sit on the couch, in front of the fireplace.
You: reading
You: (25 F, 130lbs. Light brown skin, Black hair with a dyed blue stripe)
Stranger: (Perfect. Please, continue.)
You: "Um master, There's been some visitors..."
>what do
>hurry

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>>27837088
>I ran out of patience. Even until the very end, I guess he didn't catch on.

Stranger: "this is gonna feel great" i say spitefully

You: I position myself carefully over your groin. "It's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
Suddenly, I slam down onto your below-average sized billy bob with all the force my svelte frame can muster.

Stranger: i moan and my eyes start to roll back from pleasure

You: The crowd explodes into cheers. Some of them are even starting to get so worked up that they have taken to hugging in the stands.

Stranger: "oh god i'm gonna...!" i moan

You: Suddenly, my necklace evaporates in a puff of smoke. Wrapped around the base of your Richard Nixon is a strip of raw leather, preventing your release.

Stranger: (love it!) "oh god no! please let me smile!" i moan and beg

You: I snap my fingers, and two objects appear out of thin air: I then put on my robe and wizard hat.

You: "Don't fuck with me, bitch. I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands."

Stranger: "please i NEED to poop" my biscuit swells inside of you

You: I spend my mana reserves to cast Level 9001 Mighty Fuck of the Beyondness. Since you are only a Level 0 Commoner, your body explodes into a bloody mist.

Stranger: wow

Stranger: ok

Stranger: bye

You: The crowd devolves into a giant orgy in their frenzy.

You: I raise my arms high into the air and scream with glee. Nobody will remember your death.

Stranger has disconnected.

>http://logs.omegle.com/4010b437 is the full, unedited version.

>>27837330
Come on dude you gotta handle this on your own.

>>27837304
HEY! FUCK YOU MAN, LIKE YOU CAN STOP THE SPAWN-OF-THE-VOLCANO!!!

>>27837105
>dude i just wanna fap
Poor guy.

So, I try to play a mentally retarded girl in strangers sadistic roleplay

http://logs.omegle.com/bbb528e

Am I the only one having trouble with joining the 18+ version?

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http://logs.omegle.com/92decc6

>i dont even know, this was my first time

>>27837330
It continues:
You: "Some rather strange men that seem a little too interested me"
Stranger: "Mm, I see. What is it that you think they are here to do to you?" I ask, as I take off my watch.
You: "well... I think they might try to... um well they are certainly strong..."
Stranger: "Yes? Tell me." I say, staring you down, standing up in front of you.
You: "And they have really short noses, and oddly enough tusks... did you invite some orks to rape me or something?"
You: "Because I hate orks, with a passion"
Stranger: "They're going to be taking turns with your body, actually." I say, calmly. "You've never been fucked by an orc, then?"
You: *backs up against the wall* "Oh dear.... I was afraid of that."
Stranger: "You're going to be part of a ritual. I do hope you enjoy having both of your holes filled, with orc cum." I say, patting your cheek, as I leave the room.
You: *Turns around*
You: *facing wall*
>SHIT THIS GUY PLAYS FATAL
>PANIC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
You: Hey what are you wearing?
Stranger: pjama's
You: I'm wearing a level 12 elven silk robe with +8 aptitude.
Stranger has disconnected.

If you're out there, Chris the QB, it was awesome, it's a shame omegle crapped out on us at the end, it was pretty much done anyway, though.

http://logs.omegle.com/1afa5ff

I'm a bad person. I did it again guys.

http://logs.omegle.com/57118a8

But now I have the whole family involved.

http://logs.omegle.com/ef4aa50

http://logs.omegle.com/9759484

In which Volcus disguises himself as a girl in order to try and lure out more barbarians, until the little fuck disconnects on me... Jackass...

I know you're here somewhere, son of the Lion.

Is it done, or should my pack finish what you started?

http://logs.omegle.com/ef4aa50

anon thou art an excellent role-player

Stranger: (Michael , 17, Male, Hazel Eyes, Side Swept Brown Hair, Slender Body. 5'9. )
Looking for a girl 15+ - 19 to have a sexual role-play with.
It doesn't have to be straight to the point, I like building up a story before, unless you want to go straight to it.
I like being seduced. and I really like the " slutty " type, or girls who act like it.
I also like very descriptive girls. And girls with okay grammar.
If you're interested, leave name, description, type of role-play you would like to do, etc.
* I'm also very open minded, so feel free to suggest anything.

You: I AM SIR OWLTITS THE BRAVE, AND LOOKING FOR A SULTRY WENCH SHOULD BE ABOVE SUCH AS YOURSELF. LOOK FOR THE MARRIAGE BED. IN ORDER TO FURTHER YOUR STATION IN LIFE.

Stranger has disconnected.
THE PEOPLES OF THIS LAND KNOW NOT COMMON COURTESY

>>27837500
>>27837468

heheheheheh

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Shit, I'm no good at this

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>>27837330
>>27837429
Guys I tried scaring a creep with the orks and then he just rolled with it and it turns out he's also a FATAL player.
Funny enough, once I consented, he lost interest. Conclusion is here:
http://logs.omegle.com/e2e24e8

http://logs.omegle.com/b8e3c15

decent build up but I wish I could have ended it better.

>>27837513
dammit

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http://logs.omegle.com/754ded6

A delivery driver gets more than he bargained for when he delivers a package to a seductive young woman fresh out of the shower.

http://logs.omegle.com/d79b0de

I HAVE BEEN TASKED WITH A GREAT DUTY, SIR OWLTITS SHALL NOT FAIL

>>27837563
I'd totally watch a porno like that

>>27837576
I WAS THAT STRANGER.

Stranger: 22 F

You: 22 M

Stranger: I'm Jocelyn

You: I'm Roland.

Stranger: Nice to meet you

You: Likewise, fair maiden. I stand six feet and five inches, clad in shining plate with a broadsword at my belt and a shield bearing my family crest, a rearing stallion wreathed in flame.

Stranger: My knight in shining armor

You: What would thou ask of me, my lady?

Stranger: Maybe a roleplay that's a little more modern?

You: I stand six feet and five inches, clad in bell bottoms and a collared dress shirt the color of salmon, my hair a large afro with a golden comb embedded in it. My eyes are obscured with large sunglasses, and on my belt is an M1911. What would you ask of me, ho?

Stranger: Not exactly what I had in mind

You: Well then maybe you should just write a book.

>>27837576
http://logs.omegle.com/1c6b0bd

THE PEOPLES OF THIS LAND OFFER NO HELP TO MY CAUSE. I MUST CONTINUE TO SEARCH FOR ANSWERS! PRINCESS GREATBOOB MUST BE AVENGED!

Omegle has some rather... interesting functions: http://logs.omegle.com/3317d14

>>27837595
>Stranger: Not exactly what I had in mind
>You: Well then maybe you should just write a book.

FUCKING BASED.

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>>27837595

You both like roleplay.
You: I am the god of hellfire
You: And you are?
Stranger: niggers
Stranger has disconnected.
>DAMNIT I WANTED TO SAY WE SHOULD BURN DOWN LOS ANGELES AGAIN

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You both like roleplay.
Stranger: m
You: f
Stranger: age?
You: what are you wearing?
You: 25
Stranger: right now nothing
You: I'm wearing a level 9 elven silk robe with +12 aptitude with an amulet of lost souls that gives me aura of the banished.
Stranger: I dont know what that is
You: Figures. What are you, like, level 2?
You: Don't even have any armor
You: noob
Stranger has disconnected.

>>27837599
Teach me your secrets, Based Anon.