>>27935581
>> Griselda Pool: WHAAAAAASSUUUUUUUUP
You're a tool, Ms Pool.

> Lisa Cowell: Tankslist. Tanks still on sale.
First things first.

>>27935700
This sounds good.

>>27935700
> Lisa Cowell: Tankslist. Tanks still on sale.

Hey Boss. Letting you know that those tanks are still up for sale. The M3 got bought though, and the Tiger is down for false advertising. I replaced them with some other options. If you’re going to buy a tank, I’d suggest buying only ONE. And maybe something that doesn’t completely drain the treasury.

Happy shopping!

P.S. I’ll be at Mr. Mishka’s Tank Shop, if you want to talk conversion kits and parts, drop by.

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>>27935774
TANKSLIST

A38 Valiant (100 Dollars)
Excellent British cruiser tank design. 75mm Competition spec.

M24 Chaffee (20,000 Dollars)
It’s a Chaffee. What more could you want? Competition Spec.

SU-122 (12,000 Dollars)
Reliable. 122mm Heavy gun. Versatile. Competition spec.

Type 97 ShinHoTo Chi-Ha (15,000)
47mm High Velocity Gun. Fast for a medium tank. Probably the only decent thing Japan made in World War II that actually saw combat. Competition Spec.

Crusader III (10,000)
6 Pounder Gun. Vintage, will require restoration to Comp. Spec. Crew downsized to 3. Decent cruiser design, makes an excellent substitute for a Cromwell.

>>27935778
The Crusade is actually not too bad.

Next mail.

>>27935778
Most of those look delicious.
The other non-dumb (potentially) mail now

>>27935774
>Tiger is down for false advertising
>It was a T-34
I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>27935778
>A38 Valiant
>Excellent British cruiser tank design
Right, of course. I'd almost say buy it and flip it to a museum, didn't they only make one?
>>27935774
>Tiger is down for false advertising
Ha!

>>27935805
Id get the Chi-Ha over any britfag tank anyday, especially the crusader.
Most interested in the SU-122 though... but only if HE or HEAT rounds are somehow allowed AND viable. Would buy chaffee if it didnt kill our entire budget.

>>27935778
Check for tanks up to 30k and 40k, in case we can increase our budget somehow. If anything, it would be nice to know what other schools can afford.

>>27935921
They are allowed, of course they are, but they are still radio training rounds. They just say they are HE.

>>27935921
>if it didnt kill our entire budget.
Wonder if we could barter down the price?

>>27935955
Was Lisa our secretary? Im sure she can [s]jew[/s] barter that price down a little.

> International Tankery League: Congratulations!

Congratulations on taking the time-honored martial art of Tankery, Miss Pool!

Your Principal tells us you intend on signing up for the upcoming International Tournament starting on October 1st. While we at the ITL welcome newcomers with open arms, we must remind you of a couple of things if you are to qualify for the tournament.

1. You must have a minimum of 5 Tanks.
2. Your tanks must consent to being fitted with Tankery League sanctioned judging devices and safety equipment. (This will not upgrade them to competition spec.)
3. You must establish a match history. It doesn’t matter if you win or lose your first match, a general match history is required for qualification.

Tankery League Inspectors will arrive onship on September 9th to inspect your tanks and fit them with the required equipment as needed.

Thank you for reading this!

- ITL
>>27935805

>>27935973
>September 9th
FFFFFFF!

Next mail.

I really wish we could go below deck to search for the 3 remaining tonks but we really need to get the first five competition ready. This is going to require a budget, so we cant waste our only 20k on a chaffee, or even 12k on an SU.

The first thing we should do today is analyze the tanks we have and calculate expected costs to bring them up to competition standard.

>>27936034
We can run them Vintage, you know?

>>27936034
Lets stick to the 9 day deadline for fixing the tanks. We then have a while to get ourselves a first officially recognized match, dick around with our tank lineup, and practice.

What is the date for the first tournament battle?

>>27936064
Yeah, see you after we lost the preliminaries.

Let's check up on our sister. How was her first day? If she made some friends, that's a crew right there.

>>27936074
We need a battle before that and I think we can win the first match. With the won money from the first tourney match we can surely fix them up.

>>27936081
She's not here.

>>27935778
"Stop listing the Valiant, I looked it up and it's garbage. We don't want to injure whoever would be stuck driving it.

We could use a big TD though, I'll see what Kitten thinks of the SU-122."

>>27936108
We. Wont. Win. Our. First. Match. With. Broken. Tanks.

>>27936081
> Griselda Pool: WHAAAAAASSUUUUUUUUP

Hey Sis! Just dropping an email, letting you know how things are stateside. Got a community service project for the upcoming school year which is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO lame. I think I’ll just grind it by visiting Grandad at the retirement home, not that it isn’t fun though.

Do Academyships not have mandatory community service? That’d make me sooooo happy. Anyway, don’t bother replying. Just call me up.

TTYL!


You nod. September 9th. Tankery League Inspectors. Tanks. A good number of stuff to take in for such a morning.

You need breakfast.

You quickly pour yourself some milk and some cereal. Thinking on it as you eat up your deliciously balanced breakfast, you remember that you only really have two crews. You need more.

> SUBQUEST UNLOCKED
> “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!”
> Recruit crews

So, what do you start the day with?

> In Search of the Almighty Dollar: Raise 50,000 Dollars (0/50,000) (Tennyson’s donation doesn’t count.)
> Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette’s 8 missing tanks. (5/8)
> “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!”
> Buy a Tank
> Other

>>27936154
All we need is a practice match before the tourney, we don't need to win it.

>>27936162
>Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette’s 8 missing tanks. (5/8)
>Other
We need to plan some kind of big recruitment drive.

>>27936162
> “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!”

There's got to be some people we know who would be interested in tanks.

Also, we should call Griselda, she'll be psyched to know that you're starting a team. She might have some useful advice.

>>27936165
Im not talking about that one. We wont get money from that one either.

>>27936162
How much money can we raise by performing humiliating dances on parade floats? I heard it Oarai did it and they won last year.

>>27936162
> Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette’s 8 missing tanks. (5/8)
> “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!”
Get everyone together and split up in groups. We'll likely find people that are interested at the Tonk Shop.

>>27936162
> “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!”

We have the tanks. Now we need the bodies.

>>27936162
> Panzerjäger: Find Lafayette’s 8 missing tanks. (5/8)
Get the machines ready.

>>27936207
>I heard it Oarai did it and they won last year.
This year, then won this year but that wasn't the World Championships.

>>27936210
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=04F4xlWSFh0

>>27936108
>>27936154

We should fix up at least one tank before our first match, maybe two.

The BT-42 is pretty rare too, selling it to a museum might get us a decent bit of cash.

>>27936236
We kind of need them alive.

> “I suddenly remembered my Charlemagne!”

Crews, always with crews. Why couldn’t tanks just run with one person? Time to go out and find people to recruit though. You’re gonna need someone charismatic and nice to help you with this end.

You quickly text Nancy to help you find some people who look like they have nothing better to do.


> Panzerjäger

Also would be a good idea to find those last tanks. But below deck is like navigating a maze unless you’re a Naval Studies Student.

You text Dory Miller, that Naval Studies Engineering student, to keep a look out for anything that looks vaguely like a tank.

Oh who the fuck are you kidding, you’re expecting Navy Kids to know what tanks look like.

Now then, it was time to go out. You quickly shower, dress yourself in your school uniform, and tuck Kitten in for extra sleeping time.

You exit your dorm. Lovely morning, you can hear the birds, and the bees, and the Naval Studies Engineering Student fixing Kitten’s door. Where do you go?

> Head to Mr. Mishka’s. See what kind of parts and conversions you got.
> Head into Town. Might be people you can recruit.
> Head below deck. You’ve never been below deck all that much, but fuck it.
> See the Naval Studies Kid. Might want to apologize about the door.

>>27936370
Meet up with Lisa at Mr. Mishka's. Don't leave her hanging

>>27936394
Oh, and on the way, apologize about that door. We want to build up a reputation of honesty.

>>27936370
>Head below deck. You’ve never been below deck all that much, but fuck it.
Time to go Deep Ship Diving

>>27936370
>See the Naval Studies Kid. Might want to apologize about the door.
>Head to Mr. Mishka’s. See what kind of parts and conversions you got

>>27936370
>Head to Mr. Mishka’s. See what kind of parts and conversions you got.
>>27936394
And tell her to stop putting the Valiant on the list.

>>27936394
Let's do this!

>>27936370
> Head to Mr. Mishka’s. See what kind of parts and conversions you got.

The kid doesn't know it was us.

>>27936394
>>27936409
> Head to Mr. Mishka’s. See what kind of parts and conversions you got.

Time to head out to Mr. Mishka’s Tank Shop then.

As you head down the steps you see that Navy Kid. You briefly stop to say:

“Sorry about the door!”

The NSE Student simply flips you the bird indifferently as she works on the door.

Well, fuck her too then.


Mr. Mishka’s Tank Shop hasn’t seen a lot of business since Lafayette shut down its Tankery program, but he’s kept afloat in the mailorder conversion kits and parts business. If you’ve ever order a tank part from the internet, chances are Mr. Mishka’s had his hands on it.

The Shop is relatively unassuming, except for the giant sign that said TANKS right above it. At least you knew what he sold.

You walk inside, and as you expected, lines of gears, belts, bolts, and other tank stuff that you have no clue about line the shelves. A little TV hangs in the corner of the shop, showcasing highlights from the Japanese Nationals just a few days ago.

At the counter is Lisa, listening “attentively” to the aged and balding white haired Mr. Mishka about why the Valiant isn’t a good tank. Lisa catches a glance at you and waves.

“And you’d have to start way early in the morning to find everything wrong with it, I say!” Mr. Mishka looks over at you. “Ah, who’s this?”

> Introduce yourself.
> Let Lisa introduce you.

>>27936592
>Introduce yourself.

>>27936592
>Introduce yourself.

Unless Lisa knows Mishka well, then have introduce us.

>>27936370
>> Head to Mr. Mishka’s. See what kind of parts and conversions you got

>>27936592
> Introduce yourself.

>>27936592
> Introduce yourself.
Proactivity!

>>27936611
> Introduce yourself.

“I’m Gertrude Pool.” You hold out your hand for a shake. You immediately regret doing that, because you’re well aware of how dirty tanks are and you’re not entirely sure if he’s washed his hands.

Mr. Mishka takes it in stride, shaking firmly, giving a warm smile as well. “Mr. Jurgen Mishka, at your service! Lisa here tells me you’re starting up Lafayette’s Tanks again and I must say I’m very very excited!”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>27936759
>Polite

>>27936759
> Polite
Gotta be reasonable.

>>27936759
>Polite
Politicians gonna polite

>>27936772
> Polite

“Well, I’m happy you’re excited, Mr. Mishka.”

Mr. Mishka nods, “Oh, the stories I could tell you. Back in Lafayette’s Tank days, we were always a top contender. It’s a real shame they shut it down, but hell it’ll be great to have it back!”

Lisa nods. “Gertrude here is actually our team captain.”

Mr. Mishka looks shocked, then looks at you. “Really?” You nod. He laughs, “Well well, I can tell you definitely have the guts!”

> Make small talk. Get to know him.
> Ask about Conversion Kits and parts.

>>27936759
>Polite
Gotta get on good side early as possible

>>27936854
>> Make small talk. Get to know him.

>>27936854
> Make small talk. Get to know him.
> Ask about old teams.

>>27936854
> Make small talk. Get to know him.

He'll be important. Better get in with him.

>>27936854
Ask him about the glory days. Why did the tank program end?

>>27936867
> Make small talk. Get to know him.

You chuckle. “Well, you sure about that? I mean, we don’t exactly have that great of a line up.”

Mr. Mishka simply laughs at that. “Ahaha! Oh, believe me, I know good commanders when I see them. It’s like back during Eastern Front.”

You raise an eyebrow. “You fought in the War?”

“Did I? I built a tank, a T-34/76, one of the crappy older models, out of a factory. Once we finished it, we all jumped inside and reported to the battlefield. I was the Loader you see, and our commander, he was probably one of the finest men I ever met.”

You nod. War stories are always fun.

Mr. Mishka looks over at Lisa, “Lisa’s probably heard this story a thousand times though, haven’t you?”

“Sure have. You never stop telling your grandkids about it when I’m around.”

> Ask about Conversion Kits and parts.
> Keep making small talk.
> Other

>>27936977
>> Keep making small talk.

>>27936977
>keep making small talk

You two know each other?

>>27936977
>> Keep making small talk.

>>27936977
> Other

Talk about the glory days.

>>27936977
>Ask about Conversion Kits and parts.
>Ask about his opinion on the tanks on Tanklist

>>27936977
> Ask about Conversion Kits and parts.
We can hear the rest later some time.

>>27936999
> Keep making small talk.

“You know him, Lisa?”

Lisa nods. “I babysit his grandkids, and occasionally him.”

Mr. Mishka snickers. “Oh, Lisa, I’m not a child.”

Lisa rolls her eyes. “Wouldn’t hurt to stop acting like one, Mr. Mishka.”

Mr. Mishka bursts into hearty laughter. Wow, he does that a lot. “I like this girl, I’m sure you’ll find a nice man to marry soon, Lisa!” Lisa shrugs, trying to keep in a smile.

You quickly remember why you came in here. “Ah, Mr. Mishka. We actually came to talk about some conversion kits for our tanks.”

Mr. Mishka nods, “Of course, of course. Lisa already showed me your line up.” He reaches under the counter and pulls up a large black binder. Opening up, inside are photographs and technical specifications, and most importantly, prices.

“Here’s what we have available on your budget. Gotta say, your line up isn’t exactly Black Forest Peak.”

>>27937118
> CONVERSION KITS
> Tanks can converted into another vehicle which is based off that particular chasis. However, the rarer or more sought after the variant, the more expensive it is.

> M4 Sherman (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Competition Spec: 5,000 Dollars
> M4 (105): 16,000 Dollars
> M4A1(76)W: 17,000 Dollars
> M4A3 (75): 17,000 Dollars

Mr. Mishka’s comment: “That Japanese School, Saunders, it’s hoarding Shermans like no tomorrow. Variants are costing a lot of money these days.”

>>27937147
Sounds like we won't be upgrading, then.

>>27937118
> KV-1S (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Competition Spec: 10,000 Dollars
> SU-152: 15,000 Dollars

Mr Mishka’s comment: “Yeah, that’s the only variant we can offer on 20,000 dollars. Everything else was either stopgap or one-off prototypes.”

>>27937176
Let's upgrade our vintages to comp. spec.

>>27937147
Can we convert the Bt-42 into the bt series?

>>27937185
B-but our money...

>>27937185
I don't think we'll have the money at this rate...

>>27937188
Why would you want downgrade?

>>27937147
> CHURCHILL MARK I (VINTAGE)
> No variants in purchasing range.

Mr. Mishka’s comment: “A lot of the variants are going to British schools in preparation for the World Tourney, you’re really gonna need more money.”

>>27937210
Because it's sucks as an assualt gun, at least any one of the bt-series will make a good scout tank

>>27937147
> BT-42 (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Competition Spec: 19,000 Dollars
> BT-7: 7,000 Dollars
> BT-7a: 8,000 Dollars

Mr. Mishka’s comment: “Yeah…”

>>27937228
It's not an assault gun. Don't use it as one and it will actually be usefull.

>>27937147
>M5A1 Stuart (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Competition Spec: 6,000 Dollars
>M3 Stuart: 2,000 Dollars

Mr. Mishka’s comment: “That’s really the best tank you have that doesn’t need a new variant.”

“That’s really all we’ve got.” Mr. Mishka says. “Hate to be heavy-handed, but no discounts. These prices are final.”

> Mr. Mishka can only upgrade or convert one tank at a time. Each tank conversion or upgrade takes one day.

> What shall you do?

Wow, I dont know what the economy system is going to be like when this quest progresses but goddamn we're real fuckin poorfags, aren't we?

>>27937299
I'm leaning towards the bt-7 or the Sherman competition spec

>>27937299
>M5A1 Stuart (VINTAGE) Upgrade to Competition Spec: 6,000 Dollars
We should do this and either the Sherman or the KV Comp Spec.

>>27937299
Can he knock off 1000? Please? We'll pay him later, we will!

KV1S, M4 and M5 to comp spec, if he does.

KV1S and M4, if he doesn't.

>>27937299
If tanks are upgraded, are they comp spec too, or is it an additional cost?

Lets just make the M4, M5A1 and KV-1S comp spec for 17k total.

The BT will do vintage spec, all it has to do is lob HE from long range as an artillery piece, and the churchill... eh it can camp somewhere.

>>27937299
Ask him which one he would recommend upgrading first. We've only got 9 days.

>>27937147
Urgh, upgrading to the Sherman to the A3 chassis is tempting, but I guess we should focus on getting it up to comp spec first. It's likely going to end being one of the carries.

>>27937351
That be 21k not 17k

>>27937356
>A3
>not 76mm

The fuck are you smoking?

Penetration >> all

> Upgrade to Competition Spec
> M4 SHERMAN – 5,000 Dollars
> M5A1 STUART – 6,000 Dollars

> CONFIRM?

>>27937299
How about we text Kittain on what we she reccomends she is the tanks expert

>>27937391
You can easily mount a 76 on an A3, and it can be converted into a Jumbo or E8 later.

>>27937427
I don't think she's up yet. If Mr. Mishka says this is a good choice though, let's do it.

>>27937364
He'll have to do it for 20 cuz thats all we got.

Try for all three.

>>27937423
No. We need the KV1S. It's our only heavy hitter.

>>27937423
Sure, go for it.

>>27937487
Or he can say no dipshit.

>>27937500
Or we can just give up before we even try, dipshit.
Fuck off with that defeatist attitude.

>>27937423
Switch the Sherman for the KV.

>>27937423
sure confirm

>>27937513
> “Hate to be heavy-handed, but no discounts. These prices are final.”
Read more faggot. Should have kidnap the Bitch and whore her out till she made our money back with interest.

> CONFIRMED

“Alright then!” Mr. Mishka closes up his big binder of things. “Send the tanks over here when you get the time. I’ll start on the Sherman, then I’ll get to the Stuart. Should be easy work.”

You nod. “Thanks, Mr. Mishka. Hope we’re making the right decision.”

Mr. Mishka shrugs. “Ah, well. If an M4 Sherman is your carry, there’s something wrong honestly speaking.” There’s a brief pause, then Mr. Mishka laughs again. “Ahaha! I’m joking! I’m joking!”

You glance at Lisa, who also glances at you nervously. Lisa says, “Anyway Mr. Mishka, that’s all we need for now. We’ll be going.”

Mr. Mishka waves. “Oh, yeah. Good seeing you, Lisa. Nice meeting you, Gertrude.”

You step out of the tankshop. “I think that went well,” says Lisa.

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>27937540
I'd rather we put the Stuart on the backburner for upgrade. Unlike the KV or the Sherman, it's NOT going to be frontline fighting anyways or else something has gone very, very wrong.

>>27937566
>Neutral

As well as it could with just $20,000. We need to get the rest of our tanks up to comp. spec.

>>27937566
>> Neutral

>>27937566
>Neutral

>>27937566
>Neutral

Kinda sucks everything's so damn expensive. Too many tanks to fix and not enough money to fix them all.

>>27937566
> Neutral

"We'll see. Now to get more crews."

I told you idiots to get the KV, bit noooo! Superior American technology!

>>27937566
> Neutral

>>27937562
Shit nigger, watch out with all that edge, might cut yourself on it

>>27937609
let's find more tanks though , I don't want the bitch to find and sell them

>>27937609
You almost sound like a WoT or War Thunder dev.

> Neutral

You nod. “Yeah.”

Lisa looks at you. “I would say good call on the tanks if I actually knew anything about tanks.”

“Well, Wikipedia is available you know.”

“Touché.” Lisa takes out her phone and checks the time. “Anyway, I’m gonna get some coffee. Want to come with?”

> Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.
> Nah. Gonna recruit elsewhere.

>>27937636
> Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.

>>27937636
Might as well. See who's hanging around the coffee shop.

>>27937636
>Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.

We like coffee.

>>27937636
>Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.

Why the hell not. Might run into potential crewmates AND we get to bond a bit more with Lisa.

>>27937636
> Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.

>>27937634
If that means that I'm not a bootlicking Murrica-boo then that is a price I'm willing to pay.

The M5 is completely useless for our current line-up. We don't need reliable scouts, we need reliable heavy hitters.

>>27937636
> Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.
What IS the time?

>>27937636
>Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.
>>27937614
At least I can read.

>>27937636
> Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.
Gotta pick up crew over a latte.

>>27937672
Youre also 12. Ever made a deal with a person?
Ever heard them say "this is my final offer" and then go further anyway? No? Maybe if you'll grow up and learn to deal with people in the real world you'll find out why people say and do they things they do, and why they even try.

Now calm your autism.

>>27937669
I agree with you that the Stuart should've been put farther back on priority, but you just made it sound like we shouldn't have bothered with the Sherman at all when in reality it has the potential to be one of our best all-rounders.

>>27937707
>autism
Don't think you know what that word means Anon. Also majority has already spoken, get over yourself.

> Sure. Might be a chance to recruit.

“Sure. I’ve been meaning to get into drinking coffee anyway.”

Lisa looks at you like your hair has suddenly grown snakes. “You’ve never tried coffee?”

You shake your head. “Never found a reason too. I’m just always energetic.”

“That would actually explain a lot.”

You roll your eyes as you start down the block. The town had a lot of shops and restaurants for rich students to sink money into. You quickly glance at Lisa.

She’s wearing her school uniform.

“How come you’re wearing your uniform?” you ask. “School hasn’t started yet.”

“How come you’re wearing yours,” she says back with the smuggest smile. Damn, she got you there. “Regardless, we really do need to go shopping for clothes one of these days. Hell, I actually need a nice bathing suit.”

You nod. You don’t have a bathing suit either. “Yeah, I’ve been meaning to buy one.”

Lisa scratches her chin. Oshitshewasthinking. “What kind of bathing suit would look good on me?”

> One-piece. Gotta be conservative.
> Bikini. FUCK YEAH.
> Fuck everything about conventional swimsuits and get a goddamn SCUBA SUIT.

>>27937763
>Bikini top and board shorts. Too cool.

>>27937763
> Bikini. FUCK YEAH.

>>27937763
>One-piece. Gotta be conservative.

She IS the token Jew, after all (I'm thinking about the right one, right?).

>>27937763
>MAXIMUM SCUBA SUIT.

100% over prepared

>>27937763
> Bikini. FUCK YEAH.
Well, if you're gonna spend, get your money's worth and look your best.
This is gonna be relevant in a recruitment or funding drive isn't it?

>>27937818
Bikini tank wash get.

Doesn't work as well when there aren't any boys around...

>>27937763
>I think you'd look great in a bikini. That, or a scuba suit

>>27937763
Sukumizu is the only answer, let's not pretend otherwise.

>>27937845
I am totally ok with that

>Girl Und Panzer's thread
>Fuck yeah!
>Miss the tank voting

bejrbjebkjrebjkrekfdkl

>>27937712
I don't care about the Sherman. It's not going to do us much against anything better than a Pz4.

The KV is the only thing that could help us against heavier tanks.

>>27937763
> One-piece. Gotta be conservative.
Stagewhisper: "They are a popular fetish."

>>27937763
> Bikini. FUCK YEAH.
The scuba-suit WOULD be awesome, but I think we've earned enough weird points for now.

>>27937917
Wet suits are insane comfy, though. Plus you just unzip it to your waist and now you've got spandex making your ass and legs look amazing and the girls in the air. Everyone wins.

> Bikini. FUCK YEAH.

“Go for a nice bikini. You should show yourself off, you know?”

Lisa snickers. “Why, you be ‘miring my ass?”

You cross your arms. “Hey, can’t a girl admire another girl’s body without it being misconstrued in a sexual context?”

“Misconstrued? You’re using big words!”

“Hey, I’m a big girl! I can use big words like you do, Lisa! Like uh… Monopoly, or… Rastapapadapa… whatever shut up.”

Lisa laughs, and you can’t help but start laughing too. “You know,” she says, “on the topic of swimsuits. I can only imagine you wearing our school swimsuit.”

You cringe. The school swimsuit.

“Anyway,” she says. “Let’s go…”

You both stop in your tracks. You backtrack a couple of steps and find in an alleyway between two shops is a dog, a German Shepherd to be precise. He appears to have a collar. He’s sniffing at some lovely garbage.

> Approach dog.
> Keep moving.

>>27937963
>Approach dog.
wow
such doge
so doge
wow.

>>27937963
> Approach dog.

>>27937963
> Approach dog.
Recruitment get!

>>27937963
> Approach dog.
Gotta give back the lost dog, judging from the collar.
If it's a stray, then we have our mascot.

>>27937963
>approach dog while mirin' Lisa

Chicks love it when you've got a dog.

OP, if you want to be a funny DM put a Panther turret on an enemy Pz4 like WoT used to let you.

It was hilarious to drive about in one of those.

>>27937985
> Approach dog.

“Aaaaawww…” you both spurge at the nice doggy.

You both sit down next to him, he appears incredibly docile for such a breed. “He’s got a collar,” says Lisa. She takes a look at the name plate. “… I have no idea how to pronounce that.”

By this point, the dog has taken notice of you and sits, glancing in between you and panting like all dogs of his kind do. You look at his name.

“Olgierd”

You say, “What kind of person names their dog that?”

Olgierd barks.

Lisa is still spurging on dogness, “Let’s take him with us! Maybe the owners are looking for him!”

> Take him with you?

> Yes?
> No?

>>27938089
> No
This dog is clearly wise beyond its years. It knows where it's supposed to be.

>>27938089
Hell yeah

>>27938089
>Yes?

Duh. No phone number on his collar?

>>27938089
> Yes?
Eh, why not?
Post the info about a "Lost and Found German Shepherd" at the school bulletin. Someone's bound to ask.

>>27938089
>> Yes
Might as well

>>27938089
Yes, because German Shepherds are the shit.

>>27938089
YES!

> YES

“Sure. Let’s take him down to the coffee shop.” You stand up and walk a few feet. Then you motion for Olgierd to come. “Come, boy!” Olgierd obediently follows you, wagging his tail and smiling. Good stuff.

Now it was time for coffee.

The Coffee Shop was quite literally labeled “Coffee Shop”. Of course, there was a Starbucks in town, but Lisa seemed to prefer this place. Seemed a lot more quieter and mellow. You walk in, Olgierd in tow.

“Two coffees please, black,” she orders. The barista gives you your cups of coffee and you head on down to a table at the big window.

Lisa takes a sip of her coffee. Seeking to one up her, you quickly take a bigger sip, only to nearly gag on how bitter it is.

“Yeah,” she says. “I probably should’ve mentioned that coffee is an acquired taste.”

> Converse. Get to know her better.
> Talk shop. We need money now.

>>27938216
>Converse

"So why'd you run for treasurer?"

>>27938216
>Converse. Get to know her better.

It begins!

>>27938216
> Converse. Get to know her better.

>>27938216
> Converse. Get to know her better.
We gotta be familiar with the team.

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>>27937963
>Bikini. FUCK YEAH.

Should have gone for those dissolvable swimsuit the Germans made

>>27938216
> Converse. Get to know her better.
The underdog who treats their underlings well always wins in the end

And then go look for some Nazi gold

> Converse. Get to know her better.

“So, Lisa, I never thought to ask. Why’d you run for treasurer?”

Lisa shrugs. “Ma and Pops want me to be able to handle money in the future. I agree with them pretty much, money makes the world go round you know?”

You nod. “Must be stressful having bankers for parents.”

“My parents are actually buttfuck rich. I could have anything I want, but I really get what I need. What I want is a reward.”

You nod.

“So why’d you run for President?”

You look down at your coffee. “Uh… Well, I didn’t think I’d actually win you know?”

Lisa looks a bit shocked for a second, then relaxes into neutrality. “I see… well you’ve won. That’s gotta count for something you know? You got the personality to get elected.”

“I kinda feel sorry for Nancy though,” you say as you slouch in your seat. “I know she’d want to be President.”

“Well, hey, what’s done is done.”

You look down at Olgierd. “I suppose.” The door to the shop opens, and immediately you catch sight of those black armbands.

Oh shit, it’s the Hall Monitors. Two of them.

> Try and leave quietly.
> Play it cool. They’re probably just here for coffee and donuts.

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>>27938354
>My parents are actually buttfuck rich

And we are in dire need of money

hmmmm

>>27938354
>> Play it cool. They’re probably just here for coffee and donuts.
Just act casual.

>>27938354
> Play it cool. They’re probably just here for coffee and donuts.

>>27938354
>Play it cool

Lisa's got your back. Don't make a scene.

>>27938354
>Play it cool. They’re probably just here for coffee and donuts.

...we're not doing anything WRONG, are we?

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>>27938384
Is there some sort of problem, officer?

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>>27937963
>>27938089

> German Shepherd
> called Olgierd

Are you referencing something, OP?

>>27938354
>> Play it cool. They’re probably just here for coffee and donuts.

W-why would they be looking for us in the first place?
We didn't do anything warranting their attention

>>27938432
We just HAD to put on the uniform...

Dammit guys, why'd you have to make it lewd?

>>27938354
Oh yeah, Schteel. What's the school like culture wise? Students are paying tuition to go here, right? I'm a assuming they're predominately american and (moderately) wealthy?

>>27938442
Oh shit, does that breach school protocol?
Let's try to keep calm and c00l

>>27938409
He already referenced that show people raged about a year ago rather subtly last thread. So probably.

> Play it cool. They’re probably just here for coffee and donuts.

You quickly settle yourself back in your seat. The Hall Monitors don’t appear to take notice of you and walk over to the bar.

“Coffee please and a pair of donuts,” one of them says. The barista brings them their order. Thank god, the donuts are in a bag, they’re going to leave.

“Oh cool, it’s a dog!”

Goddamn it.

The Hall Monitors quickly spurge out over the dog. They’re petting it, making cutesy noises. Now they’re sure to notice you. Which one of them do.

The redhead Hall Monitor notices you first. “Oi, you’re Gertrude Pool,” she says in her Irish accent. The other hall monitor, a brunette also stops spurging over the dog.

Lisa looks at the two of them. “Hey, I know you two.” She nods to the brunette, “Alana Pinkerton” and over to the redhead, “And Irene O’Bannon.”

Pinkerton speaks first, “Yeah. You’re the Sophomore President and Treasurer. We’ve actually been looking for you.” She points at you.

> Aggressive
> Neutral
> Submissive.

>>27938464
Don't fucking remind me man

>>27938496
>Neutral

Be cool, baby.

>>27938496
Neutral. Stay cool. You haven't done anything wrong yet, and there are adult witnesses (so they can't pull any shit). Also, they like dogs, so they can't be that bad.

>>27938496
> Neutral

>>27938496
>Neutral

Let's keep it c00l.
No need to make a fuss if this is just some simple inquiry or whatever

>>27938496
>Neutral
The others are too extreme, don't even know what they want yet.

>>27938496
> Neutral
"What for?"

>>27938496
> Neutral
... but pointing is kinda rude.

>>27938496
> Neutral
Well?

> Neutral

“I do something wrong?”

Pinkerton waves it off. “Ah, nah. You’re not in trouble.” You sigh with relief. “We’ve just impounded your tanks.”

…

Don’t snap don’t snap.

Lisa looks at them incredulously. “What!? You impounded the tanks? Why!?”

O’Bannon says, “Fredendall tells us that the fecking tanks are promoting some kinda wishy washy point and shooty violent culture and that they should be impounded until further notice.”

> “Can I get them back?”
> “Did Fredendall pay you to do this?”
> Other

>>27938496
>Neutral
What's up?

We're technically government within the school, so there's totally good reason for them to talk to us about shit without us personally being in trouble.

>Pinkerton
>O'Bannon
heh

>>27938571
>Other

What authority do you have to take them? Where are they, we'll be on our way now to go get them back.

>>27938571
> “Can I get them back?”
We can always murder later.

>>27938571
>> “Did Fredendall pay you to do this?”
ok bitch crossed a line

>>27938571
> “Did Fredendall pay you to do this?”

You do realize that the school is doomed without them, right?

>>27938571
> Other
> promoting some kinda wishy washy point and shooty violent culture

"Rather flimsy grounds for such actions. And I don't think that's within her authority. Clear it up with the Principal yourself, coz I'm taking those tanks back."

>>27938601
Nobody but the class prezzes know that.

>>27938571
>Did Fredendall pay you to do this

There are lines that you just can't cross
Fucking with someone's tanks is right up there with not using coasters

>>27938571

I dearly want to choke a bitch.

>>27938571
>"Can I get them back?"
Goddamn Fredendall, we really are going to have to kill you aren't we?

>>27938571
>“Did Fredendall pay you to do this?”
Seriously, this is an official club sanctioned by the principle, and her Cali liberal bullshit can fuck off.

>>27938655
Nah, just get uncomfortably lesbian with her.

>>27938660
no we do that with kitten

>>27938655
>>27938657
>>27938660

Let's go to Tennison with this. Get her thrown off the boat.

>>27938680
That's probably a more reasonable plan, but I won't lie, I wanted some make out seshes.

> “Did Fredendall pay you to do this?”

“Did she pay you to do this?”

O’Bannon and Pinkerton scoff. “Oh, that’s ridiculous!” O’Bannon says. “We’re Student Security, Hall Monitors! Of course, there’s an obvious nazi parallel there but we take pride in our ability to resist the temptations of the dollar!”

A rather meek looking student walks up to O’Bannon. “Uh… Miss O’Bannon.” She presents her with a wad of cash. “Here’s your payment for yesterday.”

O’Bannon quickly takes it, “Oh thank ya!” The student quickly runs, leaving O’Bannon to be glared down by you, Lisa, and even Pinkerton. “Oh come on, Alana!” she says.

Pinkerton swipes the cash from O’Bannon’s hands then pockets it herself. “Right. Whether or not Fredendall did pay us to impound your tanks is irrelevant. You can get your tanks back. But for a nominal fee. Around 200 dollars per vehicle.”

Lisa crosses her arms. “That’s absurd! This is extortion!”

> Pay the fee. – 1000 Dollars
> Leave it.
> Argue.

>>27938702
your going to give us our tanks back or your getting thrown out the ship and we will that bribe money now

>>27938702
>Leave it.

We'll bitch to the principle and finger the dirty cops while we do it. We're not gonna get shit done like this.

>>27938702
> Argue.

We don't have a thousand goddamn dollars to spare. Our budget is tight enough as it is.

>>27938702
>Argue.
We need to take it up with the principal that she's actively interfering with a club's existence just to extort money from the funding. Funding that he just gave us to get the club running.

>>27938702
Fuck no we ain't paying. This is a GODDAMN SACTIONED CLUB. We can just get the principal to release them. AND IT BE FREE TOO.

>>27938702
Have our dear treasurer jew them out of THEIR money
>muh 6 billion, this is an other shoah!

>>27938691
>>27938660

Voting against this.

>>27938680
>Let's go to Tennison with this. Get her thrown off the boat.
It needs to be done. Just not today.

>>27938752
fuck make it seem like they hate jews yes use that card

>>27938702
>>27938769
>It's because she's Jewish, isn't it?

>>27938782
We can't be playing the jew card this early, though...the semester hasn't even started yet!

We need to deploy it when we're with the principle and bitchtits.

>>27938702
> Leave it.
Oh we're not paying, but these mooks aren't the ones who need to get shouted down.

>>27938702
Order Olgierd to jump them.

>>27938795
the jew card has unlimited uses for if anyone tries to call you out on it just call them a nazi

> Argue.

You stand up. “We aren’t paying that! We’re goddamn Sophomore Staff! You should have more respect for us! If anything we’ll just go to Tennyson and get our tanks back! Then we’ll get that bitch expelled for all this shit she’s pulling!”

Pinkerton says, “You say that as if Tennyson can actually do something about it.”

“… Can’t he?”

O’Bannon places her hands on her hips, swaying idly. “Technically speaking, Miss Fredendall has done nothing wrong. Even if she has done nothing wrong, I’m sure her incredibly rich parents who provide most of the ship’s funding would have something to say about it?”

Oh right. You forgot about that. Her parents are rich.

Man, that actually explains a lot about Fredendall.

Pinkerton shrugs. “Anyway. I suppose you can go to Tennyson, see what he can do. Maybe he’ll get out, I personally don’t care.” She gestures O’Bannon to follow her. “Come on, Irene. Let’s go find someone else we can annoy.”

They leave the coffee shop. Other patrons look at you expectantly.

What do you do now?

> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.
> If Tennyson can’t do shit about it, then it’s time to pay the fee.
> Other

>>27938858
>Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.

Call the big man, let's see how fucked we are.

>>27938858

>call principal

>>27938858
> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.

>>27938858
> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.
Let's scope out some options before we play our other cards.

>>27938858
>Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.
Seriously, this is fucking soup sandwich, football bat levels of ate the fuck up. Robbing one class' funding is one thing. Actively fucking with a club intended to at least attempt to keep the school running? That's really petty fucking dickbaggery.

>>27938858
>Call up Tennyson
Man, Fuck bitchtits and nazi hall monitors.

>>27938858
> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.
Time for the person ostensibly in charge to step up to the plate.

>>27938858
> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.

Otherwise the ship will just have a mysterious murder case on their hands.

>>27938858
> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.

Given its the gubmint that's shutting us down, her parents might be at odds with the idea of the place disappearing since they are, presumably, funding it out of their own pockets. They must have some reason to be spending big time on this ship.

> Call up Tennyson. He must be able to do something.

“Sorry, Lisa, do you mind if I-?”

Lisa waves you off. “Go ahead.” She seems just as pissed as you.

You quickly dial Tennyson’s number. After a few agonizing seconds, he picks up.

“Principal Tennyson! I-“

“Let me guess. You’re calling because the tanks are impounded and you expect me to do something about it.”

“… Well, yeah. Can you?”

“Well, I was going to pay off the fee myself at my own expense. Until you called.”

“Oh, you don’t have to do that, Principal.”

“Any better ideas? If I go anywhere against Fredendall, the school gets shut down earlier. Then what? I gotta say, Miss Pool. I’m feeling incredibly powerless for someone who’s supposed to be in charge of the school.”

> Let Tennyson pay.
> Pay it yourself.
> Other

>>27938968
> Other
Kidnap her ransom to her parents go real old school, like middle age Europe old school. We can take out some Stasi on along the way

>>27938968

While I like the feeling of being boxed in, it seems a little...transparent, in this particular case. Just something to consider.

>"Can't you just issue a statement saying how we're going to be closed anyways if we don't win the tankery tournament? If all the students start getting uppity at Fredendall..."

"Besides, she's going to graduate this year! She can't afford to close the school yet."

>>27938968
> Have a 'friendly' discussion with Fredendall to see if you can't resolve this little misunderstanding.

>>27938968
> Other
Time for mystery murder.

>>27938968
OP Jew Card

>>27938968
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-this whole situation.
>Pay ourselves.
I hate to. I REALLY hate too, but we got to get the tanks out now and get them ready for a match. If we can do well, we can get money elsewhere from sponsors or something. Then Bitchtits power will vanish and she won't matter.

>>27938968
Pay for Stuart and M4. We haven't got a match yet and only two crews. Also, those two are the ones being upgraded.

>>27938968
> Other

It's either these (>>27938999) (>>27939012) or we go jack our tanks back.

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>>27939106
>>27939117
You god damn traitors.

> Other

You whisper into the cellphone. “Can’t you just tell everyone the school’s gonna shutdown? And that we need Tankery to even have a chance of saving it!?”

“Look, Miss Pool, I understand your conviction. But quite honestly, I don’t want to do that. I want these students to attend class as if nothing is wrong. The only thing Lafayette has left is tradition and legacy, we’re not a big school like the others. If we lose the student’s hopes, that’s it.”

“… I suppose you’ll pay then?”

“Yes. I will. I’ll have a stern talking to Fredendall. I’ll most likely suspend her for a week or two, for all the good that’ll do.”

“Alright, thanks Principal.”

“Yeah, Miss Pool. Take care of yourself.”

You hang up your cellphone. You almost feel like throwing it through the window. Of course people are watching, and there’s an innocent dog here.

Lisa looks up, “That didn’t sound good.”

“Tennyson’s gonna pay the fee himself.” You leave a couple dollars on the table and motion for Olgierd to come. Lisa stands up as well and soon she’s following you out of the coffee shop.

“Bad deal huh,” Lisa says.

“Kinda, yeah.” You sigh. “I was kinda tempted to just steal the tanks, but what good would that do. They’d arrest us then.”

Lisa places her hand on your shoulder. “Glad you went the diplomatic route then.”

The three of you continue walking. Where? Not entirely sure.

Lisa finally speaks up. “Let’s go buy some clothes.”

> Yeah
> Nah

>>27939152
Yes, yes, America never negotiates with terrorists, I know.

>>27938968
We will pay for the two tanks that we are going to get upgraded. We don't presently need the other 3, so we'll save that $600 and come up with a plan. There's nothing stopping the senior bitch from impounding them again, so we shouldn't' waste our money. Tennyson shouldn't have to put money down.

>>27939176
Wait, did anyone vote for that?

>>27939176
>Not right now
"I'd love to Lisa, but we've in deep shit now. Let's find that student who's paying protection money, we could recruit her to our side. We also need to find those tanks under the school."

>>27939176
> Yeah
A prime place to find new recruits.

>>27939176
>“Kinda, yeah.” You sigh. “I was kinda tempted to just steal the tanks, but what good would that do. They’d arrest us then.”
NO! Has anyone on this damn boat know anything of resistance? The Fraking thing is named after a French man who aided in the United State's War of Independence!
>>27939203
No one did.

>>27939203
Yes, 2 people. The voting was so fragmented that just two votes was enough.

>>27939176
>Yeah
But not normal clothes, we're getting some proper uniforms for this thing!

>>27939176
> Nah
Probably not gonna enjoy shopping so much after the incident with the Hall Monitors and Fredendall.

>>27939152
I don't want to give them shit. I hate this as much as everyone else. But do you really think Bitchtits will be nice and drop the issue? No. That bitch wants us to come begging to her, probably make us kiss her feet or some shit too. And I can bet the longer the tanks are in there, fhe more likely a 'holding fee' will be charged.

I just want to push this aside and get back to our mission. Saving our goddamn school from being shut down.

>>27939221
They wanted us to pay for it not, Tennyson.

>>27939235
Which everyone else was against. Sounds like compromise to me.

>>27939221
That was we pay for it. Besides, there were three other votes to confront her in various ways (not counting the one for playing the Jew card).

>>27939235
Oh the paying bit? I was looking at the 'big reveal to the school' bit.

>>27939176
Nah

>>27939176
>yeah

>>27939248
*make that 4 votes, >>27938997, >>27939012, >>27939067, >>27939118.

>>27939246
Far from it, no one voted for it was hardly middle ground.
>>27939251
Sorry I misunderstood but the point still stands.

> Yeah

“Sure. Why not. Clothes seem like the perfect remedy to having to force your principal to pay for your problems while some jackass senior with an ego the size of Russia runs around like a headless chicken in a circus.”

“… colorful, Boss.” She wraps an arm around you, “but hey, let’s just forget Fredendall for today. We can deal with it another time. For now, it’s just you, me, and Olly or however the fuck you pronounce his name.”

You sigh. Might as well get the day over with.

The three of you walk down to one of the local clothing stores. You walk inside, and find yourself immersed in a whole lot of racks of clothes, rags, and garments.

But strangely, no employees.

Lisa looks confused. “Hello?” You look around. Place seems really empty.

Suddenly, a light rustle breezes past your ear. You look behind you. Lisa and Olgierd are gone.

> “Guys?”
> Run the fuck away.
> Investigate.
> Other.

>>27939305
Arm ourselves.

>>27939305
> Other.
Time to enter a defensive position. Disappear through the clothes-racks.

>>27939305
> “Guys?”
> Other.
Phone.

>>27939305
>> “Guys?”

>>27939305
>Arm ourselves with a close hanger.
THEY WON'T TAKE US WITHOUT TAKING A FEW OF THEM WITH US.

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>>27939305
>Nope
Walk away.
>let’s just forget Fredendall for today.
No we are suggesting ways to Remove the Fredendall and being ignored.

>>27939305
> Other.
Draw weapon.

>>27939345
> Other.

“Guys?” you say. No response. You quickly pull out your cellphone, the Hall Monitors can handle this.

Except for some indescribable reason, you have no cell reception.

Right, time for some improvised weaponry. You quickly grab a nearby clothes hangar. You’re not entirely sure what you expect to do with it but damn it it’s something.

You skulk in between the clothes racks. Goddamn, first Fredendall being a complete asshole and now you’ve suddenly walked into a horror movie. Can your day get any worse?

Best not to say that out loud.

You see a light at the back of the shop, gleaming out from some curtains.

“Lisa?” you say. You approach the curtains, coat hangar at the ready. You can hear indeterminate muttering come from behind it. Sweat builds up on your face as every step becomes a challenge. This would probably be a good time to run, but damn it you’re gonna do it.

You pull the curtain back.

To see Lisa getting measured by three incredibly beleaguered students with dozens of yards of measuring tape. Lisa notices you, “Oh, hey Boss.”

> “You okay?”
> “Who the fuck are these people?”
> Other

>>27939469
> “Who the fuck are these people?”
???

>>27939469
what the fuck is going one you and the dog were there one moment and then you were both just gone. dam girl you scared the shit out of me

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>>27939469
> “Who the fuck are these people?”

>>27939469
> Other
"I... see you made some friends?"

>>27939469
>Both

>>27939469
"The fuck Lisa? Are you some kind of Ninja? What happened to the dog?"

>>27939469
> “Who the fuck are these people?”

And do they want to do Tanks? If they can ambush people like this we need to stick them in a tank destroyer.

> “Who the fuck are these people?”

“Who the fuck are these people?’

“We-“ the one adorned with glasses, with a wrap of measuring tape around her neck, a pencil in her ear, and a clipboard in her arm, “are Lafayette Girls Academy’s Sewing Club!”

“… We have a Sewing Club?”

Lisa nods. “Apparently.”

The leader offers her hand. “Anna Eleanor. President of the Sewing Club.”

You cautiously shake it. “Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President.” You take a look around. “Uh… we had a dog here.”

Eleanor nods. “Oh yeah, Olgierd.” She looks away and quickly whistles. Olgierd quickly bursts out of a pile of clothes and barks. She looks back at you. “He happens to be the Polish Students Association’s, we were just about to call them up for them to pick up.”

“Okay. Okay.” You can’t help but notice she’s been sizing you up since the conversation started. “Uh… any particular you kidnapped my treasurer?”

Eleanor pouts. “Ah… well it’s been so long since we’ve had a customer-“

“One year, three months, four weeks, two days,” says one of them measuring Lisa’s bust.

“Thank you, Bess.” She sighs. “Yeah, that long. We might’ve been a bit overeager.”

Words fail you.

Eleanor perks up. “Anyway! Is there anything we can help you with? Perhaps a dress? A swimsuit? Or perhaps something haute couture, really expensive but worth it in my opinion!”

> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY
> Y/N?

>>27939640
> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY
They need work, we need their speedy expertise, it's like a match made in heaven.

>>27939640
Y and maybe they could make us some swimsuits

>>27939640
yes, to clothes and to tanks

>>27939640
> RECRUITMENT OPPORTUNITY
>Y

Oh yes. And tanking uniforms too. Make it both functional and fashionable. We might even be able to sell 'em.

>>27939640
>Y

Do you guys do uniforms?

>>27939691
>>27939688
uniforms and swimsuits

>>27939640
Y, always. Make uniforms so awesome that the student body will adore us.

>>27939640
>Shit yeah!

Why the hell not.

In the meantime, I had an idea while I was watering my front lawn and garden.

Why don't we call up daddy dearest? God knows Trudy needs someone to vent to, and who better than dad? He can keep his mouth shut and we can get some generic, fatherly wisdom about how to deal with Fredendall. I think Schteel said he was department of state (ambassador?) so I doubt there's anything he can really do directly, but it'd still be nice to see if he can offer any advice.

Guys we need to findthe rest of those tanks lest those gestapo bastard take and sell them

> Y

“Actually. Me and my good Treasurer here were looking for some extra hands in our Tankery program.”

Eleanor’s face drops at that. “Tankery? That’s kind of… ew.”

Bess looks away from her position of looking up Lisa’s skirt. “Actually, we might able to use that, President.”

Eleanor looks over at Bess. “B-but, Tanks are so… DIRTY! It’s… I can’t even describe it. You got mud here, grease there, oil there, it’s a madhouse! I wouldn’t survive five seconds!”

The third student stops her groping of Lisa’s breasts and says, “Maybe we can consider a deal. She is the Sophomore Class President, maybe she can get us advertisement?”

Eleanor gasps. “Wonderful idea, Mamie!” she turns to you. “If you could provide a booth at the Club Fair, that’d be wonderful. It’d only be about 500 dollars. Then we can talk tanks.” She quickly and more visibly sizes you up this time. “Maybe uniforms too?”

> PROVIDE 500 DOLLARS TO SEWING CLUB?
> Y/N?

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>>27939640
Man, you know what's more important than tanks?
Spiffy as fuck uniforms for those crewing them!
The better we look, the more people will want to join!
Same applies to tanks as well

>>27939798
Y

>>27939798
Y, in exchange for their help. It's only fair after all.

>>27939798
"Let's me sample some of your work first."

But yeah, we're probably gonna give them a booth.

>>27939798
>Y

Let's do it.

>>27939798
"More than fair."

YES! PAY!