>>28034746

Taking a deep breath, you debrief your mutant cat of a boss about your recently-concluded mission, which pretty much involved spending the better part of forty-eight hours being jerked around by a super idol with too much money and too little sense.

...It's a painful debriefing to hold. You're still sore about Ruri's antics, one of them being that rigged contest thing that took you completely by surprise. Sure, Kirishima Ruri as a client and a principal was obedient and accommodating enough that coercion never came into the picture, but you'll be damned if she didn't make things difficult for you.

You go through the events as quickly as you can, from your first meeting with the idol to the many events that you needed to escort her through, and finally up to the bit in the stadium where you had to brutalize Lucius and her lackeys in public. You mention here how you were clued in to what was about to happen with Yoshitaka Mine's attempted escape, and how it turned out that Lucius and her idiots were after you instead. All for the Prophet, they kept screaming.

You made sure to mention the degree of competency that Karasawa Enishi and Squad Hiryu showed in the mission - about how they never lost morale even when one of their own was compromised.

You wrap up your summarization by saying that Kirishima Ruri didn't seem to be in any danger at all, besides the Yakuza. Her staff seemed competent and savvy enough for that kind of threat, and Kyosuke himself surprised you by being capable enough to contribute to the mission without being a hindrance. That said, she may need more Magical Girl protection, as Yoshitaka Mine had proven that those after her may have Magical Girls on their payroll.

Overall, it wasn't that bad, but Ruri was a pain in the ass to work with, and it'll be too soon when you voluntarily choose another idol job again. You'll be delegating those to other people from now on.

[1/2]

>>28034749

Kyuubey nods after you finish. "Well, we'll see about that. Kirishima Ruri did give us quite the cut of the ticket sales on top of her initial payment. All in all a very profitable mission, with the added benefit of televised promotion. It's almost a shame that the mission was cut short - the projected revenue for the remaining days would have been considerable." He makes a very pleased sound, here. "More missions with this kind of payout, and we may be able to fund the construction of our own moon base!"

Having your own moon base sounds kind of neat, but..heh, so it's all about the money for him, huh?

The incubator blinks at this. "I'd be lying if I didn't say that revenue was a big part in this, Matsuda. But thankfully, I am not my older brother, the Third. It is most of it, but not all of it." He shakes his head. "Besides, running an Officio can be a very costly endeavor, sometimes."

Well...you're not going to pretend that it's cheap, either. You'll just take his word for it, you're not in the mood to argue about finances or shit like that.

"How disappointing. And here I was looking forward to going over our profit margins with you." There's an amused tone in the mutant cat's voice. "In any case, let's get to the heart of the matter here. No doubt you have your own suspicions regarding this 'Prophet', who seems to have you in mind as a target?"

You nod, here. Lucius had already admitted as much, as well as also confessing to the partially-disassembled corpse she sent your way. Making the victim, whoever she was, look like Mami. ...Yeah, you're looking forward to interrogating her, that's for sure.

"No doubt, although Tomoe Mami may have beaten you to the punch, there. As soon as your prisoners were interred in their Silent Rooms, she was waiting for them." Kyuubey nods, here. "Did Lucius or her cohorts say anything that could give as a lead as to who this Prophet is, during your altercation with them?"

How do you respond?

>>28034765
[x] Lucius claimed that I had taken something - or rather, someone - precious away from her, though apparently the actual reason they've got it in for me is because I'm totally bad news for the world, somehow. Sounds like a crock of shit. At any rate, given my unreliable memory, that doesn't really tell me as much as it should. Do you have any ideas?

The most exciting time of the day has finally arrived!

>>28034765
[x] "Not much. I've apparently killed someone close to the Prophet, but between my kill tally and my own amnesia, that's actually not too helpful."

>>28034746
I was almost in withdrawal Decu, very timely.

>>28034765
"There were some leads, yes - two in fact. My first lead is that they claimed that whoever the Prophet is had foretold that I, Faust's so-called 'Shieldmaiden', would end the world somehow. Now, don't get me wrong here, but someone on your payroll had predicted the very same thing - Misaka had an...episode of sorts, and claimed that I had to end the world. But if Misaka IS their Prophet, then they were certainly not acting with her consent or knowledge, since immediately afterwards she all but begged me to do it before 'she' could. She's had a few of these episodes, almost always relating to me or my shield."

"But my second lead casts doubt upon that little theory. I was also accused of killing someone close to the Prophet, and as far as I can remember I haven't killed anyone Misaka is close to. However, one person springs to mind when I think of people with grievances against me - Oriko, Kirika's friend. If she's contracted, and gained the ability to see the future out of a desire for vengeance..."

"There is of course, always a third possibility. Do we know the location of the Golden Staff, that was once in possession of the Third Officio's Warmaster?"

>>28034765
[x] Apparently I killed someone close to the Prophet. And a lot of folks close them, too. Civvies or other magical girls, not too sure. Probably doesn't help alot with my track record.

>>28034806
This is the first thread I have been able to make it to since we helped Kyosuke get some of Strawberry's clothes for that stupid game.

I missed this.

>>28034832
>Do we know the location of the Golden Staff, that was once in possession of the Third Officio's Warmaster?
We actually already asked him this when we got back from Siberia. He said that it disappeared when Malal looked for it an hour after the fight, and he's been looking for it with no luck so far.

>>28034765

"No definitive smoking gun as to who it might be I'm afraid. However the fanatics did drop a few clues that might help narrow down the suspicions.

Amidst their ramblings they mentioned that 'The Prophet' 'had yet to kill innocents, lost most of her loved ones and continues to suffer from some ailment.

They might not much clues to go by but these were the only concrete statements they provided.

However two of the attackers appear to romantically involved with each other. One Kana and one Kizuna. I suspect interrogation against these two would yield results the fastest."

>>28034765
[x] "Nothing really. Only that their Prophet is oppossed to "the Blessed Lady", and they seem to think I am "the Blessed Lady's Shieldmaiden", and that I killed someone very precious to the Prophet. Some of them looke like they are renegades from the Third Officio, that should make them easier to track"

>>28034859
Right, then lets amend that.

>>28034832
>"There is of course, always a third possibility. The Golden Staff, that was once in possession of the Third Officio's Warmaster, is still missing..."

>>28034832
>"There were some leads, yes - two in fact. My first lead is that they claimed that whoever the Prophet is had foretold that I, Faust's so-called 'Shieldmaiden', would end the world somehow. Now, don't get me wrong here, but someone on your payroll had predicted the very same thing - Misaka had an...episode of sorts, and claimed that I had to end the world. But if Misaka IS their Prophet, then they were certainly not acting with her consent or knowledge, since immediately afterwards she all but begged me to do it before 'she' could. She's had a few of these episodes, almost always relating to me or my shield."
No Misaka. Leave her out of it. If need be we'll leave the suspicion with our Equerry or one of our assistants to take to QB if we vanish so they can track us down. Otherwise we shield the girl from Officio bullshit as much as we can.

>>28034870
>had yet to kill innocents
Of course, their definition of an "innocent" might not the same as ours.

>>28034765
[x] "Yeah, she let slip that the Prophet 'sacrificed' her 'loved one' and everything she cared about, and continues to suffer. She also mentioned something about me killing a bunch of their allies; perhaps they're leftovers from the Third?"

>>28034884
>Of course, their definition of an "innocent" might not the same as ours.
The not!Mami corpse can attest.

>>28034884

Very possible but the context of that statement was in the suicide bombings. They at least think bystanders are innocents. That is at least something to check against. Like Magical Girls without a record of collateral damage.

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Remember what you're trying to save, brave anyons!

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>>28034746
>>28034749
>>28034765

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>>28034929

>Well kept armoury

So not the old house

>No skull throne

Not the office either.

Is that Chiaki's new home?

Noice.

>>28034929
Is Coobz trying to pimp Chiaki out to Ruri again?
>but think of the money!

>>28034948
I'm pretty sure we had the Skull Throne put into storage already.

Maybe we should get a throne made out of guns, as an intimidation item?

>>28034917
Everyone?
Pinky (not faust)?
Our friends?
Our loves?
Ourselves?

Low voter turnout, possibly caused by OH GOD I MUST ARCHIVE BINGE FOR FACT VERIFICATIONS? I know I only just got mine in because of that.
>>28034948
QB's office? But guns. Hmm.

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>>28034929

>Magical Girl Noir Quest
You are a beautiful, wonderful human being and don't let anyone ever tell you any different. You've put just a little more light into this dark shithole of a world and for that I thank you.

>>28034962

Oh yea, thats right.

But didn't we get a high backed leather chair?

>>28034963
Pinky IS Faust. Pinky is just our nickname for her. Pinky is also the Blessed Lady, not Madokami, who has to hide in Faust's subconscious along with Malal.

>>28034982
I'll remember the chair for next time.

>>28034982
>But didn't we get a high backed leather chair?
Yes, a professional, comfortable, and slightly threatening executive chair.
Picked out by Mami if I remember correctly.

>>28034984
Ah, right. Madokami then. Saving her.

>>28034929
Awww yisss, that's what I'm talking about.
An appropriate amount of disinterested annoyance on Chiaki there, very nice.

>>28034991

You still did good anon.

Looks fantastic.

>>28034929
I love you

>>28034929
Cake you for this ;w;

>>28034972
Must be a nightmare to have a quest where spiraling supernatural depression, hateful eldritch entities and everything trying to kill us (or sex us, can't tell the difference anymore) are a typical Thursday to be something to cheer one up with.

Not that I don't agree. It is indeed the most exciting time of the day.

>>28035017
>anon
>pretending you don't recognize who draws in such a sexy manner

>>28035045

Quests are a specific type of drug

QMs are the drug peddlers.

>>28034999
If there's anything we should have internalised by now, it's the fact that Magical Girls are beyond saving.

We are the simply a chaser of truth. And violence. and pancakes.

It seems kind of cruel that we got saddled with this life and we don't even remember what we wished for but what we don't remember might be the only thing keeping us sane.

>>28035056
I am injecting that shit directly into my taint.

>>28035056
We're all addicts on /tg/, just to different things....

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>>28034929

Is dat sum Dan Kim again?! Doushio~

>>28035063
fuck you man i'm in the middle of class and almost broke out into laughter

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>>28034786

I missed the first voting period because of driving to work!

>>28035080

dont crash hatchan!

>>28034963
Successful watermelon ending

>>28035061
>it's the fact that Magical Girls are beyond saving.
I disagree with that. If anything, our actions have shown that it is possible to retire and stay alive to enjoy it. Kharn, of all people, is about to become a housewife and a mother, due to us.

As for the whole "fight and deal with death every day", that's only when you're on the active roster, and really is not much different from being a soldier in an active combat zone.

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>>28035084
...How successful?

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Oh yea. Remember that we got a cult problem.

We will need some help.

>>28035093
>using Kharn as an example of anything
Kharn is a special case and you damn well know it. And if we wind up ending the world, it's the worst kind of hollow victory anyway.

>>28035061
>If there's anything we should have internalised by now, it's the fact that Magical Girls are beyond saving.
We don't have to do it forever. Just up until we die.

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>>28035122
>>28035133

"With kindness comes naïveté. Courage becomes foolhardiness. And dedication has no reward. If you can't accept any of that, you are not fit to be a Magical Girl."

>>28035096
Completely successful. No girl left behind.

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>>28035157
>you are not fit to be a Magical Girl.
How about you tell me something I don't know, bitchtits.

You're at least half of the reason I'm in this shit now.

Anons, please remember to ask to watch Mami interrogate.

We could learn something.

A lot of things.

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I'm just gonna hang out here and wait for Decu's next post.

>>28035212
Like if she uses ribbons for bondage.

>>28035214

Oh my!

>>28035214
I just made an unmanly sound, thankfully there is no-one around to hear.

This has Chiaki with shorter hair, is it older? Can't remember seeing it before.

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>>28035221
Don't be silly, anon.

Of course she does.

>>28035221
And if she knows how to shibari

>>28035222

Of course you would, you shorthaired lover, you.

>>28035214
Holy shit love.

>>28035221
>>28035232
I'm positive I've read that doujin before.

>>28035221
Somehow, I feel like we know the answer to that.

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>>28035242

Yep

>>28035245
I snickered.

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>>28035234

Short hair is justice

>>28034784 >>28034792 >>28034847 >>28034870

"Ah. A personal vendetta of some sort. Someone who wishes to seek recompense for something you did. As you say, it doesn't exactly narrow down the list of suspects, as it were." It's here that Kyuubey seems to chuckle. "Attempting to put together a list of suspects that may have revenge as a motive may take months, even years. You may have forgotten about them, what with your amnesia, but they certainly haven't."

...Of course you know that, you very nearly snap at your bastard mutant cat of a boss. Everything up to this point has been you getting fucked for something you did that you forgot! Fucking insane eldritchian goddess living in your shield not enough of a hint for him?

As if he hadn't heard - and he didn't, since you weren't crazy enough to admit to him that Pinky wasn't as minor of a problem you keep making her out to be - Kyuubey turns away from you to face his array of monitors. "Thankfully, careful interrogation by Tomoe Mami - as well as a cursory scan of their Soul Gems - confirms that they were contracted to the Third, my older brother. You'll remember him from the account Kharn gave you."

You nod. You're not likely to forget the tale Kharn told you. It's...well, you can hardly believe it yourself, but it's Kharn. Crazy as she was, she didn't have any reason to lie, being exiled to Siberia and everything.

...Wait, if they're from the Third...didn't Kyuubey assimilate what remained of the Third Officio, after Kharn went on her murder spree with Ahriman?

[1/2]

>>28035276

"Most of them, not all." The Incubator turns to look at you again, his round crimson eyes glowing. "A number of them broke away from the Third as soon as I declared the takeover, proclaiming themselves as loyal only to Ahriman. Kharn had a field day rooting them out, of course, hunting them all over the city with you and Malal in tow." Another chuckle. "It was around the fifth day of the hunting season, as Kharn called it, that you almost died in assisting her."

That stopped you cold. You? How?

"Desperation, mostly. Kharn was slaughtering them by the dozens each day, and with you and Malal by her side, she was practically invincible. Their last ditch attempt had them pooling what little they had left into seperating you from your team and hunting you down. And they very nearly succeeded."

...Huh. More stuff you don't remember. Well, at least he's telling you about them now, right?

"Do mind that I wasn't expecting this to come up again." Kyuubey says, as if reading your mind. "After the incident, we conducted our own purge. With the help from one of the captured masterminds behind your assassination attempt, we managed to track down the rest of them, as well as those embedded deep within our own Officio, hiding behind re-established contracts." He shakes his head. "It appears she didn't find all of them. A pity, but I understand that prognostication is not an exact art. Especially made from inside a Silent Room."

How do you react?

>>28035214
Where has this image been all my life?

>>28035290
>A pity, but I understand that prognostication is not an exact art. Especially made from inside a Silent Room.

Go. Very. Silent.

"Who does the prognostications?"

>>28035300
this works.

>>28035290

[X] Can you repeat that? I think I got something in my ears. What. Did. You. Say?

>>28035290

[x] Say "We got a future seeing magical girl in the silent room?"

>>28035290
[x] "Prognostication? As in, seeing the future? Like a prophet? This girl still alive, and who was she?"

>>28035290
[x] "Well. Fuck. I hope you've got some way to track all those that are left here, find out if they're congregating somewhere.
Jyuubey's problem, I'm guessing, is that he's suffering desertions. And those deserters are all going to the Prophet, aren't they?"

>>28035290
[x] Go with this.>>28035300

>>28035356
Wow, what happened to all the activity now that the vote is here?

>>28035396
Probably not much to say other than 'wait what'

>>28035396

Actually being stunned?

It took several reads before what QB said finally sunk it. And after that all I could do was 'wat'

>>28035396

What Kyuubey said is slowly sinking in and I can't form a coherent response at this time.

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>>28035402
well, there's a few things I'd LIKE to say, about our redacted personal files and the fucker apparently giving grief seeds away to people outside the officio system.

but Kyubey just dropped them way down the priority list.

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>>28035439

Damn, you work fast.

Is there a short version somewhere? I've been recommended this quest by a few friends, but the backlog is... daunting, to say the least.

>>28035439

Kyuubey, you're not fooling me with your pikachu act.

>Magical Girl Noir Quest
>no noir
>warhammer 40k madoka
>fanfiction oc shenanigans
what the fuck happened to this board in the last three years?

>>28035455
skip nothing, anon.

The backlog is worth the effort

>>28035439
decu stop giving spoilers to dan
I know the butts are tempting but please
>>28035453
>decu takes a two-week break
>comes back
>suddenly, art
yeah not suspicious at all

>>28035455

We have a recap thread which summarizes the first 80 something threads.

I'm working on a thread by thread summary for the wiki, but it's gonna take me a long time

I really hope QB isn't stupid enough to miss something like this. I really fucking do. We will have to berate him endlessly if so.

I figured some of them would have been imbedded in the officio, but really? This is just too blatant.

>>28035455

A shortened version would only be cutting into your enjoyment anon.

I suggest Ebum's fantastic ebooks for reading.

http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>28035455
This has been compiled into a PDF, you can just take it section by section. Took me a few days of lazing about to get to page 1184 ish.

>>28035468
I'm live-drawing it. Decu didn't even ask, I just like the threads.

>>28035439
How is QB so adorable?
Also you're going to spoil us for update art.

>>28035483

I'm sure as hell not complaining!

more delicious arts!

>>28035465
Midori's only involved in this story because we chose to keep her. Sort of like picking a stray cat up off the street.
And then Siberia happened.
>>28035483
lies
you can't draw that fast
nobody can
butts or gtfo

>>28035465
>warhammer 40k
?

>>28035474
>I really hope QB isn't stupid enough to miss something like this.
of course not.

This is just his way of bringing something he knows to our attention, the slimy little fuck.

>>28035499

I honestly don't think its Dan. Somewhat similar but the lines are different. Abit more messy as well compared to Dan's usual style.

>>28035499
Some people have It anon. We should be thankful for the gift of art, when Decu's too busy actually writing for it.

>>28035465
it gets weirder
i'm gonna legitimately say this quest is actually a serious clusterfuck of different things.

>>28035483
Dan get that stream going

>>28035511
The faces match his style pretty perfectly. And the messiness makes sense, he's just drawing for a 4chan thread, not like he's posting these up on his portfolio site.

>>28035475
I.. I'm in for a long weekend, aren't I?

>>28035537

and a roller-coaster of feels like you wouldn't believe.

>>28035537
The ebook really is nicely streamlined, but you'd also probably want to pick up the writeup ebook and dig through those, too.

>>28035537

You are.

Enjoy with a comfortable chair and a good drink.

Or you could go with the threads.

Sometimes half the fun is watching threads PANIC and GO INSANE.

>>28035537
Not really, a lot of the pages are taken up by large bits of space, so it's not THAT huge, to be honest.

>>28035500
we have a few 40k artifacts floating around.

and a version of Kharn the Betrayer as a Russian ex-Magical Girl.

(my headcanon is that in a previous loop some or all of the girls from that strip about cutesy girls playing RPGs wound up becoming Magical Girls and one of their wishes involved certain elements of the 40k universe wound up folded into the Madokaverse)

Okay so, about the cult that showed up in Wendy's writeup.
We should install ourself at the top, give QB the finger, and run it as our own Officio.
Pinky can be the Incubator.
>>28035537
>implying you won't be here forever

>>28035439
I love how you do art so well even while sketching...and then come up with the layout-disaster that's the upper-right thought-bubble. It's like getting validation for all the terrible issues with layout I have in my own (much shittier) art.

>>28035563
authentic 2000-era scanlation typesetting quality

>>28035560

We would have to keep her placated at all fucking times. Way too much work.

>>28035563
>how you do art so well
shit son you hype

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>>28035290
>prognostiwat

How do you all know this word, and how does Chiaki know it

>>28035635
>How do you all know this word, and how does Chiaki know it
how does Chiaki know anything?

>>28035635
Some of us just read a lot, others know how to use online dictionaries/Google.

>>28035635
Prognosis.
It's like diagnosis, but before.
ez

>>28035635
...I don't know it

>>28035439
>Kyu kyu kyu
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXkqJxYdbdg

>>28035290
>It appears she didn't find all of them. A pity, but I understand that prognostication is not an exact art. Especially made from inside a Silent Room."

Okay, why the fuck is he mentioning that just now when we asked him about this weeks ago already when we asked him about someone with some sort of prophetic powers and this fucking Dickbutt kept silent?!

Fuck him, time to splatter him all over the wall again!

>>28035300 >>28035328 >>28035335

"The Culexus, of course. We used them mainly to predict the locations of potential Witch events. Every Officio has something of the equivalent - the Fourth relies on statistical analysis, the Second relies on prayers and visions from their seers, the Seventh relies on teacup leaf readings - we rely on our Culexus." He turns to look at you. "Did you know that it was Malal who predicted the location of the Witch Charlotte? Not only that, but the exact time and place, and who I would send to address it." Another chuckle. "She also predicted that someone would be found inside. She was right. Do you know who Tomoe Mami found, when I sent her into the Witch's barrier?"

You frown at the cat. For fuck's sake, you wanted to know who was doing the prognostications NOW, not a fucking history lesson--

"You. Tomoe Mami found you." Kyuubey seems to smirk, here. "You must appreciate that a prediction like that, accurate right down to the second, is rare. Even the Fourth's most advanced forecasts has a margin of error as large as two, maybe three days at best, and in a one kilometer radius. The Seventh's teacup readers can only predict identities, of who the next major Witch event was before she turned."

...Huh. So the Officio's Culexus - and Malal - were really that good?

"The best." Kyuubey nods. "Why, we even managed to predict the last Walpurgisnacht with our Culexus, once more with unerring accuracy, while the rest of the Officios blundered about. Of course, well, that would be the last thing our Culexus squad would predict, as nearly all of them died." It's then that the Incubator lets out a sigh, one that sounds more mournful than anything else.

"Now we only have Omegon. She can predict Witch locations easily and accurately enough, but she needs long periods of rest while doing so. She says they're growing more and more difficult to seek out."

[1/2]

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>>28035669

A shrug. "Thankfully, our prisoner from the Third - the one who helped us identify any potential traitors in our Officio - has been assisting us in that regard, along with some profitable predictions in the stock market."

Right. And who is this prisoner, then, the one that pretty much betrayed her own Officio? Yeah, you get that she helped, but to do something like that...

"Amane Haruka." Kyuubey brings up the picture of a rather coldly-beautiful girl on his many screens. Her pale blonde hair and startlingly-bright blue eyes making her look...fragile. "She was in significant duress at the time. And no, not because of our interrogation methods at the time. Rather, we found her in such a bad way after we rescued you that she was screaming for us to kill her. We had to sedate her heavily for days on end. Only Malal managed to bring her back, and persuade her to join us."

That's...huh. Did you, uh...did you do anything to her, then? That would probably explain it, if she went nuts like that.

"She didn't have any significant injuries when we found her." Kyuubey shakes his head. "She was, however, shrieking about how a ghost with pink hair and bloody teeth kept promising to eat her soul the moment she fell asleep."

Yeah. That'd do it.

How do you respond?

>>28035656
Like a precognition power?

>>28035684
[x] "And she's been kept in a Silent Room ever since? Does she have any contact with the outside world?
"According to Lucius, her op at the stadium was a rogue operation not sanctioned by the Prophet; could just be that this rogue group is using her as a figurehead, rather than her being an actual leader."

>>28035684
so adding to the reasons why pinky is an asshole
got it

we should also totally talk to this chick.

>>28035684

"Pinky then. Any golden weapons?"

>>28035684
"Pinky does tend to have that effect on people."

>>28035669
>You must appreciate that a prediction like that, accurate right down to the second, is rare.
Maybe she cheated.
>>28035684
[x] "Goddamnit Pinky, that's not funny. Don't suppose she's still around?"

>>28035684

Did her soul gem have any similar symptoms to that of kharn or mine? That which shows usage of GWs?

>>28035685
Essentially yeh.
The literal translation is fore-knowing/seeing.

>>28035684
"Pinky, Rogue Thirds, and Turncoat Thirds. And if I recall correctly Ahriman's golden weapon is unaccounted for. This is starting to string together a bit.

Did we ever find out what happened to that lovestruck assistant of Ahriman's? The one Kharn threw off a building?"

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>>28035684
[x] "I need to talk to her ASAP."
[x]"Why didnt you tell me earlier when I asked about Girls with prophetic Abilities?"
[x]Depending on the Answer to the question above splatter him on the wall or not.

Fucking Dickbutts, every single one of them.

>>28035684

Sounds like someone we can talk about Pinky in the silent room. Not to mention that the profit is anti-pinky.

Pinky is obviously plaguing the girls who have future sight,

[x] Remark that the ghost obviously hasn't eaten her yet.

Perhaps its time to go down the silent rooms, just tell QB that we want to see Mami at work.

>>28035684

Hat-chan drew this, right? Damn she's pretty

>>28035735

No shooting of the boss, pls.

No threatening of the boss, either.

>>28035735
He -just- told us that his office is a gunfire-free zone
We wait until we've left the office, and -then- we do Interior Decorating: Murderface Edition

Did we ask about that incident with Ruri a few years ago? The one involving the dead fan who looked exactly like her?

>>28035741
>Perhaps its time to go down the silent rooms,
She's been there a while. She'll probably keep for another day.

We are fresh off a job, we've got another coming and we are totally not drunk enough to do without sleep.

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>>28035684
>>28035669
hey
hey kid
imma gonna eat ur soul

>>28035795
Ages ago, IIRC. Over the phone.

>>28035804
>cant sleep
>crazy goddess will get me

>>28035804

Dying, dying, dead

>>28035808
Yeah, we asked him to look into it, and he said he would.

>>28035804
>>28035684
Oh Pinky... how shall we ever deal with you?

Write-up almost-kinda done, if over 50% counts.

>>28035684
[x] Ask to speak with her of course!
>>28035804
Amazing.

>>28035851
it counts

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>>28035804
Oh Dan, you pamper us so much!

>>28035804

loving it

>>28035851
With silent withering glares alternated with rewards. Give her the stick before the carrot.

Yes, it probably won't work. No, that's not an euphemism. I just want to give her the silent treatment to see what it does.

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now i sort of wish i had one of these for Adorable Prognosticator Girl

>>28035892
>silent withering glares alternated with rewards
What, like, glaring, then kissing her? Then glaring again?

>>28035901
No nya? You seem to be slipping NECO

>>28035901
>File name

Always true.

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>>28035941
I AM NYO PET THAT MEOWS ON COMMAND

I AM TEN PROUD LIONS IN A STACK THAT REACHES HEAVEN

>>28035961

STILL MEANS NOTHING IF YOU CANT GET IT OUT TONIGHT

>>28035915
Kissing the mouth that's full of blood and shark teeth? Only once. She'll earn another kiss once she learns dental hygiene.

>>28035973
I don't mind shark teeth girls.

>>28035973
>he doesn't like shark teeth chicks
the fuck is wrong with you?

>>28035973

We've already kissed her more than once though.

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>>28035961
>>28035968

>>28036014
UN UN UN

>>28036010
The last one was really bad. Not the kind of thing you want to repeat.

>>28036000
Excuuuse me for wanting our tongue to stay intact. We need it for things.

>>28036064
Oh like Wendy's any better.

>>28035915
I was thinking head pats and pancakes. Or hilariously awkward poetry/singing about love.

>>28036076
I'm pretty sure there was a picture of Wendy kissing somebody while stabbing them in the back with a knife.

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>>28036090
Not that I have this handy or anything.

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>>28036064
>>28036076
>>28036090

Yeah, I think Kissing Wendy and Kissing Pinky are both on our DO NOT REPEAT-List.

>>28036121

What are you.

Hetrosexual?

>>28036121
Maybe they're on YOUR do not repeat list, but they're on MY give them the girl D list.

>>28036121
>>28036090
We did get away with groping her for a good while. I think we could've kissed her right there without fear of a knife.

>>28036111
>"Oh wait, that's you? Thought it was Pinky."
>"Um, yeah, about that..."

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>>28036111
ああああああああああ

>>28036087
What, so, glare, give a headpat, glare, feed pancakes, glare, singing awkwardly, glare?

>>28036121
Yes, the only person on our kisslist should be Midorin.

And maaaaybe Pinky if she cuts that shit out.

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>>28036121
>>28036135

>>28036163
Sounds about smooth enough for Chiaki.

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>>28036135

No, in fact, I am Midorisexual. None other can have Murderface.

>>2803568
Hey, its mirror girl from MG Noir Gaiden!

http://forums.nrvnqsr.com/showthread.php/3313-Magical-Girl-Noir-Quest-Gaiden-Forgotten-Story

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>>28036186
I am pushing for a full Watermelon End and there's nothing you can do to stop me.

Homura is the shittiest magical girl.

>>28036163
Yes. Something we can do for pinky that we won't do for Mindoro. She'll like that. Makes her feel special.

>>28036212
I thought she sounded familiar

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>>28036213
Silly anon. Of course there is. I just have to find out where you live..

>>28036237
Fucking autocorrect. I meant midori.

>>28036232
Look at this wrong opinion.
>>28036213
I'll be happy if we can just keep all of them alive, personally. Not optimistic on that front.

So has their been any magic girls based on Key characters yet?

>>28036256
I agree: making sure everyone DOESN'T DIE comes first and foremost.

>>28036213

Agreed. The crazier the girl the better she is.

>>28036256

>100 timelines and can't save Madoka
>Can't hurt Walpurgis
>official power ratings chart show her nearly as weak as Sayaka.

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>>28036247
You can't find us all, anon. Watermelon end best end.

>>28036262
Ehehehe.

My write-ups have two girls from Rewrite! And I may have my next one done in time for this thread!

>>28036274
needs +wendy ver

>>28036270

>official power ratings chart show her nearly as weak as Sayaka.

Hahah that's kind of dumb. She is the strongest as long as someone doesn't get close enough to touch her.

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>>28036270
Could anyone seriously hurt Walmartnight in a one on one?

>>28035961
Not even if we give you a scratch around the ears?

>>28036274

There's a finished version of that, you know? Why does the first sketch get posted instead...

>>28036280
I'm guessing you based that ribbon girl after Kagari and i assume Lewdcia is the other one?

>>28036270
>>official power ratings chart show her nearly as weak as Sayaka.
She can murder anyone one on one who isn't a superwitch. Actually, it's not just one on one if she gets unlimited timestop. The only thing that keeps her back is the strength of her weaponry. Ability-wise she's top tier.

>>28036308
>There's a finished version of that, you know?
Then post it, dweeb.

>>28036294

Madoka. First timeline also had Madoka at her weakest, with Mami beside her. So that's some good circumstantial evidence to show that Mami could hurt Walpurgis.

All Homura could do is buff Madoka. That's why she needed Kyouko.

>touch her

She seems to have a bad sense of reaction. Sayaka sprayed her with a fire extinguisher, Kyouko tackled her, and Mami has bound her in ribbons twice.

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Darkness, my old friend...

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>>28036274

>>28036121
Groping Wendy's butt seems like a good idea though

And it isn't like being stabbed in the back is that big an issue for Chiaki

>>28036317

Can't! I don't have it because I'm on my phone while at work!

>>28036313

>movie 3 trailers
>Sayaka breaks her shield
>Mami beats her down in a gunfight

>>28036308
What's your excuse for me not having it?

>>28036322
There's space for more drawnons friend!

>>28036324
Where is this from?

>>28036322

I know this feeling precisely

>>28036322

Cheerup, drawfriend!

You're still loved!

>>28036274
>>28036285
Agreed. Needs more Wendy.

>>28036312
Its not her, but I'll give you a hint.

Who else is greatly fond of petite girls?

>>28036274
>>28036324

Oh well, I´ll just have to change tactics and fly to the moon instead.

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>>28036322
You know what nobody else does, though?

Midori writeups.

>>28036340

It's on my twitter and minus gallery. Of you don't have it after that, it's your own fault!

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>>28036351
Forgot mah pic!

Don`t worry, Decu, I´ll take good care of you!

>>28036322
>>28036355
Be like Midori, not like Chiaki! Turn that frown upside-down!

>>28036359
That's a horrible excuse and you know it. Admit to not having posted it in a thread and we can move on, hatfriend.

>>28036380
If hat says he is at work then he is at work, leave it at that

>>28036355
>>28036322
You know what I haven't seen in ages? A Midori writeup.

>>28035706 >>28035713 >>28035720 >>28035702

"We've kept her in a Silent Room for most of her stay here, yes. We deactivate the Silencing Field every now and then, when we require her assistance, or if she simply needs to recuperate. Rest assured she is always escorted by Omegon when we do so - and I'd hazard that our last Culexus has developed a liking for her."

That's something to take note of. What about her Soul Gem? Did she ever show any traces of corruption, or being in contact with any golden weapon, like Kirika did?

"None." Kyuubey shakes his head. "Her Soul Gem is unremarkable in all respects, except for the fact that it never seems to accumulate any Grief whatsoever." Another shrug of his tiny Incubator shoulders. "Of course, that could easily be explained by her being in the Silent Room for the better part of almost two years, but it is rather uncanny."

...Well. In that case, you want to talk to this Amane Haruka, and right away. Not only can she potentially give you information on who the Prophet could be, she's pretty much prime suspect material on being the goddamn Prophet herself.

It's here that you glare down at the Incubator. Jesus, didn't you ask him about Magical Girls that could do the future-seeing thing? Why didn't he tell you about Amane Haruka in the first place, then?

Kyuubey blinks at you, here. "She was included in the list that you asked for, Matsuda. But in light of what we've learned here, it may be moot. I must admit I didn't think she would even be a suspect, to be perfectly honest."

Oh? Why'd he say that?

The Incubator stares at you for a rather long, quiet while. "You'll see when you meet her." He says finally, before tapping a key on the Incubator-friendly keyboard in front of him. "Omegon, please come to my Office at once. Your Warmaster wishes to talk to Girl A."

[1/2]

>>28036348
Wait are we dealing with Shizuru, Kotaro, Or Osaka.

Shizuru is an perfect for the setting already, and Kotaro could have some Golden ribbon slaped into him, or have Kotori wish for him to live and get some magical bullshit out of that.

> I'm thinking of maybe seeing if i can do some sidestorys, and i was planning on using Key girls if i do however I'm not sure if my writing is up to snuff so I haven't decided if i want to bother Deculture or not

>>28036405

A burst of static issues from the speakers mounted somewhere in the room, followed by a voice reeking of equal amounts frustration, dread and resignation. "I'm on my way." A heavy, static-corrupted sigh, and then a click, and silence fills the Incubator's Office once more.

Girl A...?

"Just a coincidence, I assure you." Kyuubey's making that expression again where he looks amused and ready to be punched in the face. "Now, while we wait for Omegon, is there anything else you'd like to ask? Do so now, Matsuda, while I'm still free to."

Do you have any other questions?

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>>28036380

Augh, fine. Next time I'm not crawling through old twitter links for you, anon! You have no one to blame but yourself!

>>28036414
Ask for a general run down of the major events for the past few years, WalmartNights Officio explosions stuff like that

>>28036420
There seems to have been a miscommunication on our parts. This I have, I thought you said you had a pic with Wendy in it for the sake of completion.

>>28036414

Lower priority question:

Did you ever find anything out about that Ruri Kirishima look-alike that turned up dead?

>>28036414
"Did we dig up anything on that dead ruri clone, or is it too soon for information?

Also, is she a robot?"

>>28036414
Just what exactly else am I missing about my history? I am the warmaster now so I expect there shouldn't be any more "classified" documents I am not allowed to see about myself

>>28036414
[x] How was I nearly killed in that incident with the Third?

Because I want to know.

>>28036414
[x] "What did you incompetent asshole of a brother want help with? All his girls jumping ship?"

>>28036405
>She was included in the list that you asked for, Matsuda.
This right here. This shows that we shouldn't blame other people for lack of information; they most probably did give us the information and we just forgot it.

>>28036414

[X] Ask about the redacted parts of your profile

>>28036414
[x] "You said you would look into the incident of the Ruri look-alike. Have you find anything yet?"
>>28036410
Its not either of them. Then again, she's not actually a "girl" anymore.

>>28036414
[x] I'm worried that there's a bit too much of a belief in the "Blessed Lady" around here, I've heard a couple of murmers of it being used as a good luck charm, and Lucius was targeting me because of it. Do you know anything about it in our own officio?"

>>28036414
1. Know anything about rogue incubators running around outside the Officio system?
2. I want - no, NEED, my full, unredacted file, dammit. I'm missing too many pieces, here.

>>28036414
>Just a coincidence.
fucking cat
[x] Has this Haruka had any kind of opportunity to interact with anyone other than Omegon? Actually, what's with that super-villain-like codename anyway? Makes Malal sound downright normal.

>>28036414

[X] "I would like to know about my near death."

>>28036414
[x] "Can you give me a brief about this belief about the Blessed Lady? It's apparently some kind of religion among Magical Girls? And Lucius and the Prophet are aligned against her, and wanted to kill me because I'm apparently Her shieldmaiden?"

>>28036414
[x]What happened with that dead Ruri look-alike? And is Ruri a robot?

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>>28036414

Ah! Great. We can't talk to her about stuff that QB must not hear about. I really wanted to ask her about how far into the future has she seen.

Does it end in death and fire?

Thinking about it we haven't heard from misaka for a while

>>28036414
[x]This Blessed Lady thing is starting to have me concerned.. Since I was just attacked by girls who seem to be cultists, I think it's time you told me what you know about this.

>>28036466
Ok now i'm lost i have no clue who it is, unless we are dealing with holy lady shinanigans

>>28036334
>mami

She knew the trick and she was able to use her long range ribbons to keep her off balance. On a straight fight with her not knowing anything she would get murdered hard.

>>28036414
[x] I'd like you to gather all available information on girls we know of or employ, with connections to the third. Have a team go through them for any potential links to Lucius or Haruka, as well as any with something even remotely suspicious or curious in their file. And make it priority, I'm tired of sitting around waiting for answers to drop into my lap.

>>28036509
>Does it end in death and fire?
Doesn't it always?

>>28036529
No, sometimes it ends in death and ice.

We might need to call up Kharn just so we can get up to date on our self. Fuck we are missing so much information, we can't be an effective Warmaster like this.

We probably didn't give a shit about all these minor detail to begin with anyway, but god damn. We need to start pouring over as many files and documents as we can.

Thought we could get some free time before this next mission? That idea is blown to shit.

>>28036517
Oh well, best girl never got her own route anyway, even in the fan disk.

>>28036529
Sometimes it ends in pancakes and comfy chairs.

These are the elusive 'good endings'.

>>28036551
those aren't the endings. Those are just new beginnings.

>>28036544
>me

I'm starting to think being a watch wearing dildo is a good thing. We don't even know how shit is done around here. We need to be brought up to speed, so we don't get blindsided by fucking everything. Or put our aids to FUCKING WORK.

>>28036549
Ahhh now i see, at least Kotori got an after story route, and Lewdcia is no longer an exterminus

>>28036509
Yeah we really need to catch up with the best little sister
Maybe get her drunk again, show her the cool new office, discuss the best way to ornament it with ALL THE DAKKA

>>28036568
While we might be working at not being Kharn 2.0 we don't need to go that far

As long as we know Sayaka and Midor have it handled we should be pretty good

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What's there to ask about the Blessed Lady? The Blessed Lady protects, nya.

>>28036544
>>28036389
>>28036568

This is actually a good idea.

>>28036589
I'm wondering if there's any reason we shouldn't put Midori to work on the mountain of information the Officio has on us.

>>28036606
Now that we haven't palmed her off to Kyouko and she's not on assignment, we can.

>>28036344
Shuffle. The character is called Kaede.

>>28036606
Currently she's on a mission; other than that, we really should.

>>28036606
>>28036622

This is an even better idea!

>>28036629
That finished up the same time we did, thanks to her.

She's a good girl.

>>28036629
They finished their mission. Midori should be around somewhere right now.

>>28036606

Maybe split the work between the three. We're not Kharn and we can't expect Midori to be Malal.

We might have to sync up schedules and move into the officio. Because we either need to get up to speed on EVERYTHING or use the help we have available. And the help is no good if they aren't on the exact same page as us.

>>28036623
She was nicer in the VN, though making her Yandere in the anime was a nice touch.

>>28036636
She sure is.

>>28036649
>Because we either need to get up to speed on EVERYTHING
We're ignorant of some of the most basic things in the Puella Magi's Uplifting Primer, that every trainee Magical Girl in the Ninth is issued.
Basic information like the fact that profiles of Warmaster and Rank Leader positions are published on the QB Heavy Industries website for the entire world to be able to see.

>>28036636
>>28036644
We can do that after dinner.

Let's not be all work-y during dinner.

>>28036719
Well yes, of course.

>>28036644
Midori's probably home getting ready. Girls and all that.

>>28036644
>>28036636

Should totally reward her for that one.

>>28036719
Might be a good idea. For the moment she just kind of wants to get all this crap done with so she can go to a dinner and maybe relax at a bar or something later.

>>28036749
We ARE rewarding her, by taking her out to dinner.

>>28036754
>We ARE rewarding her, by letting her take us out to dinner.

FTFY

>>28036754
I'm anticipating the dinner going pretty poorly. It really isn't Chiaki's kind of thing, and the formal atmosphere is going to make both of them drop more spaghetti than usual, so conversation will be practically non-existent.

>>28036754

The joke.
-------------------------------------------------
You.

>>28036770

We can always talk about officio work. It might not be romantic, but it's better than awkward silence.

Ha ha! The write up is done! Prepare for the finale of the tournament arc!

>>28036770
>formal atmosphere

Depends on where she takes us.

She might realise that we hate formal, so takes us to a noodle bar.

Or a Denny's.

>>28036770
Midori will take us out to an italian place, hoping to copy the Lady and the Tramp scene. The spaghetti will end up all over the floor and in our pockets so we can spill it later.

>>28036771
There is no joke there. We agreed to her request because she did well on her mission.
>>28036790
pics when
srsly, no idea what your characters look like

>>28036783

I always pictured a conversation starting with Chiaki asking Midori about how her mission with Kyouko went (emphasizing that it's not a debriefing but friendly curiosity) and then letting Midori talk about herself and her interests.

Because, let's face it, Chiaki has no memories of anything so she can'ttalk about anything other than work.

Ask about her family maybe. Midori seems to love them and it might set her at ease.

>>28036793
It's a date, she could take us to Burger King and it would still have a formal atmosphere.

>>28036815
If a date is automatically "formal" no matter where you go on one, you're clearly doing it wrong.

>>28036770

Let the spaghetti flow. Though I doubt it will be all that bad. Since Chaki can sort of relax when she is around.

>>28036801
No comment.

>>28036801
Megan and Gina are both OC. The closest thing I could find to Gina's body type is Mai from Sono hanabria, and I can't find anything for Megan yet.

Sami, as shown before, is Kagari from Rewrite while Izzy is Nishikujou from the same VN.

>>28036811

You know.. We still need to talk with her about what happened in Sibiria and more accurately about what happened in the barrier.

1) While I want Midori to enjoy the dinner who knows when we will get another chance to talk to her about
And
2) I am pretty sure Midori is also bottling up a lot of stuff around the Barrier thing and the sooner we get it out of the way the better

>>28036835
Oh for regular people, sure. For Midor and Chiaki? I can't imagine them managing to be casual on a date (yet).

>>28036840
What was your pastebin? I need to get up to speed with at least 2 of your stories. Might as well do it now while waiting.

>>28036840
http://pastebin.com/u/_That_guy

>>28036849
Midori might get worked up, but I have a hard time seeing Chiaki getting all stiff and bothered.


...no pun intended.

>>28036845

Might be better to let her broach those subjects herself, rather than bringing them up first.

>>28036849

Well, Midori already had a boyfriend back in highschool and she seemed pretty comfortable with the idea of dating. She was also really aggressive about coming on to Chiaki at first. She might be a little flustered, but I personally see her handling a date better than Chiaki

>>28036884
Honestly, thats something I really like about the Chiaki-Midori dynamic. In Midorin's comic, Chiaki's the romantically aggressive one and Midorin's the one that keeps dropping the spaghetti, but in real life its the other way around.

>>28036900
not always. See: When Chiaki was reading Miracle Midori on the plane.

>>28036849

I honestly don't think Chaki would care all that much about formality. She won't be buddy buddy but she probably also won't go full on formal.

>>28036912
To be fair, there's a difference between normal shyness, and shyness because someone just discovered that you wrote fantasy porn about them.

Chiaki's not THAT spaghetti. She's just clueless, so she wings it until she hits a landmine and then it's DAMAGE CONTROL DAMAGE CONTROL OH GOD MAKE IT STOP.

>>28036919
Its not the only example of Midori getting buttflustered around Chiaki though: The waifu special, for another example.

It kind of goes both ways, and it's freaking adorable.

>>28036900

You and me both, anon. You and me both.