>>28041185
>[] ask for directions to the heroes guild

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Enough with the quest threads

>>28041185
I'm pretty sure somebody will pat us on the back.
"I know that feel."
"HE JUST WON'T SHUT UP ABOUT THOSE FUCKING COMBAT MULTIPLIERS!"

>>28041234
But I'm having so much fun

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>>28041234
The threads are easy enough to hide.
Participation is not mandatory.

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>>28041238
He watches your every move, you cannot escape the gaze of Weaver, Weaver knows all, he knows you need to get your combat multiplier even HIGHER

>>28041243
Try thinking for the state of /tg/
You would do the same if you wanted to perserve all that was /tg/

Now if this was a 40k quest it might work. You could try somthing new and go the Iron Kingdoms route. Bold move, but you would do somthing new and creative.

Rolled 3

>>28041185
>[] Go and buy something
We've got 100g, right? Can we get a Cane and a Coat for that?

>>28041299
Again, participation is not mandatory.

>>28041299
Actually that is possible in this quest. Any setting is, all you have to do is kill the current MC. then I give the players a choice of a setting. They chose Fable's Albion.

>>28041303
Perhaps

>>28041343
Okay, just please keep it /tg/ related.
When I see faggots filling the board up with Mario quests and shit I just die a little inside.

>>28041374
I will try my best

Rolled 73

>>28041362
Then we must have them.
Also, I reject any weapons that are not cane based.

>>28041374
Then filter anon. We've had this discussion repeatedly for years.

>>28041374
You know, you can just filter out quest threads.

>>28041401
That will get Gunther killed, CANES = Sticks this time around

>>28041185
>[X] ask for directions to the heroes guild

Remember! We are an AXE MAN!

>>28041454
for that is the knothole glade waaaaaaaaaay

>>28041421
Sword canes don't exist?

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>>28041461
Axe cane.
The blade is also the handle.

>>28041504
They could, except albionites are as stupid as a bottomless shoe, so its unlikely unless you find a smart one

>>28041532
MY GOD, YES

>>28041461
You know...despite hating that place and wanting to control it for our own evil end we sure are perfecting the knothole glade values.

I mean think about it: Kill a balv when we are 10 with our own skill and strength, get a kickass tatoo of our victory, out drink the hunters, and we are going to weild the best axe known to man.

We are like a knothole glade god.

>>28041555
That's why the hunters are currently crying their eyes out. just think about how it'll be when you return their in adult hood

>>28041554
Now all we need to do it make something like that but 3 times as big.

>>28041454
"Umm" You begin feeling quite uncomfortable with these stick like men and women staring at you, why are they so thin "could one of you....people point me towards the heroes guild?".

"What did he say" one of them asks in a pompous accent.

"I think he asked about the heroes guild" another says sounding like someone with mud shoved up their nose "Hard to tell with his accent".

"Thick as a troll hide isn't it" a small man laughs "Yeah its over the bridge and too the left, its a bit of a walk, but nothing a witchwood warrior can't handle". With this the crowd bursts out laughing.
(I think they're mocking you, I say torture their families).
what do you do
[] walk away, you'll show them all eventually
[] Point out their flaws
[] THIS IS THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY (rip off shirt revealing tattoo, posing optional)
[]other

Rolled 55

>>28041554
Then it must be done.

>>28041628
>[] walk away, you'll show them all eventually

>>28041628
>[] Point out their flaws
Point out that laughing at a kid going to the hero guild for training might be bad for your health.

Then
[] THIS IS THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY (rip off shirt revealing tattoo, posing optional)

>>28041628
>[] THIS IS THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY (rip off shirt revealing tattoo, posing optional)
what if we got the tattoo why ever wear a shirt again?

>>28041628
>[X] THIS IS THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY (rip off shirt revealing tattoo, posing mandatory)

Rolled 48

>>28041628
>[] walk away, you'll show them all eventually
"You two, what are your names."
*Make a note in kill-list*

>>28041628
>Point out their flaws
>The second they respond with hostility show the THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY!!?

>>28041628
I have the feeling we will be ripping off our shirt alot for some reason.

>>28041700
We could also go the whole balverine way: get fully naked then pee all over the place.

>>28041700
Maybe we should just invest in an open vest or long coat?

>>28041730
Shortly after writing the word "vest" I started thinking of Machete for some reason...

>>28041651
"Ya know laughing at a kid going to the guild for training may be bad for your health, you spindly balverine turds" You say "I have more hair on me then any of you combined, you all look like underfed overgrown babies". they go silent, no doubt self conscious at their failings at life.

"ALSO" You say ripping off your shirt "I'm an avo damned balverine hunter, I KILLED A BALVERINE WITH A BONE, AND I AM A CHILD, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIVES". And with that you walk away, knowing they will forever live in sorrow at never being able to live the KNOTHOLE GLADE WAY.
....
"What did he say" the baker asks
"I don't know but is sure did sound strange" the butcher says
"I think he called us balverine turds" the blacksmith says nodding
"Did you see is tattoo?" The baker's wife says "ain't that the one those balverine hunters get".
.....
By avo this city is worse on the inside, so many people, all of them pathetic little doll men
what do you
[] To the heroes guild
[] Buy something
[] insult them
[] other

Rolled 29

>>28041730
Long coat
No shirt
Abs of steel
Tophat
Magnificent moustache
Axecane
Final destination

>>28041730
I would go with the long coat/cloak so we can just throw it off of us and show the the knothole glade way.

Even better if said cloak is made from our enemies!

>>28041778
>[] To the heroes guild

>>28041784
Or two tophats.

>>28041778
[] To the heroes guild

We can't really insult people right now, our accent is too thick.

Rolled 12

>>28041778
>[] Buy something
AXECANE!
>[] To the heroes guild

>>28041778
>Buy something

You know exactly what we want to buy. LARGE CANEAXE plus a cloak.

>>28041778
>[x] to the heroes guild

These doll men have proved themselves unworthy of our time.

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>>28041814
Who sells weapons to children? though that is the knothole glade way, these people do not follow this holy set of rules and lifestyle

>>28041784
Fund it.

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Rolled 15

>>28041807
Something like this style?

Rolled 67

>>28041841
Did someone say buy? We should just steal it.

>>28041841
Clearly we buy the cload and steal an axe until we can get a caneaxe

>>28041841
Wouldn't the heroes guild give us weapons anyway?

>>28041841
We have a moustache, just tell them we can drink them under the table.
...right, they can't understand our accent.

CURSES

>>28041841
>>28041866
cloak*

>>28041871
Maybe but why wait for them to chose to give us a real weapon when we can just start with a lethal one.

>>28041871
Yes, but then you're a hero a no one give a shit what you do

Rolled 38

>>28041871
Not until the end of our training. Until that, we only get sticks and possibly stones.

>>28041895
so lets go to the hero's guild.

>>28041904
Ok. Time to go lumberjack a'murderin! (or just beat one into submission/unconsciousness.

>>28041933
Or we could go to the hero's guild, meet Justice and then play pranks on her like a little boy with a crush.

>>28041837
Well you better get to the heroes guild before this town turns you soft and fat.
(Wait, you're actually going to the guild, well this should be interesting, a wave a spandex VS hairy child with a drinking problem)

"Oh shut your trap voice in my head" You say as you push and shove your way through the emaciated horde of city folk. Its like walking through a crypt.
(No its not, I know how that is like).
and your possible madness is acting up, wonderful. though you'll give them one thing, stone building are a brilliant idea.

You soon manage the escape the city, ignoring the laughs of the guards when you bid them good day, you heard something about a fake mustache and how children shouldn't play in the forest, fucking pansies
You walk across the stone bridge, ignoring the pretty architecture as it sickens you like your mother's cooking. Finally a forest, just like ho.....ok what is this bullshit, why is there sunlight inside this forest, and why hasn't the sky stopped being blue. And why are there people here, and benches, and a stone spitting out water. what a strange land
what do you do.
[] inspect the stone
[] the sign seems similar to the note on your chest, follow it
[] is that pie i smell?
[] other

>>28041778
>X] Buy/steal something

Made it just in time for the most wonderful part of the day!

>>28041965
The voice in our head is going to be screaming "TIE HER TO THE FUCKING TRAIN TRACKS!" for years, isn't it?

>>28041983
yup

>>28041983
Dick is a dick, so yes

>>28041972
>[X] is that pie i smell?

Rolled 76

>>28041965
Or play prank on her like a dangerous psychopath with a crush.

>>28041972
>[] is that pie i smell?

Steal pie and eat it in front of children!

>>28041972
My stomach is grumbling.
>Pie?...
>...
>running and or fighting
>chomp

>>28041972
>[] inspect the stone
Demon door, get

>>28041895
So...they're going to try enforcing sobriety on us until we complete our training? Ahhahahahaha. We are so getting kicked out during the first week.

>>28042036
Is that pie you smell? Smells like that blueberry pie your mom bought you before she began to stop caring, Little jimmy pushed you over before you could eat it, covering you in mud and pie, he ruined your day. Shame he got eaten by balverines a few days after that, it was an even bigger shame his father disappeared into the forest hungering for revenge. No one ever did find his body, maybe he got bit, and turned.The smell of the pie is coming from a path that reads "Picnic area" whatever that means. You follow your nose, through this pansy of a forest. and find an open clearing, with people, tables and a whole lot of food.
what do you do
[] PIE
[] scream something about balverines
[]leave cursing the people who found the pie first
[] other

>>28042124
>[] PIE

>>28042098
They might at first, but then again they might find it hilarious

>>28042124
>>28042124
[X] PIE

Rolled 17

>>28042098
[] PIE

>>28042124
>PIE!
But be cunning about it! Cause a distraction somewhere then swooping and nab the unguarded PIE!

>>28042134
Excellent!

>>28042124
[] PIE

>>28042177
Pie, you must have the pie.
(Don't tell me your going to feed more people to balverines if you don't get a bite of it this time)

"Shut up" you whisper to yourself as you tip toe up to the table. There are several children running around playing tag or something, and the adults are laughing and talking to eachother...they aren't even touching the food. Are they even people?
You look around and grab a whole pit, blueberry. You are about to tear a piece out of it, when you hear a buzzing noise, similar to the many innsects of witchwood island. You look to your right and see about five wasps the size of your chest
what do you do
[] I WILL DIE FOR MY PIE rol1d100 (punch em in the face0
[] Run roll1d100
[] Want to share?
[] Other

Rolled 25

>>28042268
>[] I WILL DIE FOR MY PIE rol1d100 (punch em in the face0

>>28042268
[X] I WILL DIE FOR MY PIE rol1d100 (punch em in the face0

IT IS THE KNOTHOLE GLADE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Rolled 65

>>28042268
>Punch time!

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Rolled 67

>>28042268
>[] I WILL DIE FOR MY PIE rol1d100 (punch em in the face0
Use our secret wolf fang punch technique!

Rolled 75

>>28042268
[] I WILL DIE FOR MY PIE rol1d100 (punch em in the face)
"I WILL NOT BE DENIED!"

Rolled 5

>>28042292
>>28042292
....There are going to misunderstand and think we saved them aren't they?

>>28042317
Perhaps, villagers are shit like that

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Rolled 9

>>28042268
[activate berserking]

Rolled 16

>>28042268
Tear the lower body off the wasp, then take it's stinger and use it to stab the rest of them into the goddamn face.

>>28042312
"I WILL NOT BE DENIED" You scream as you charge the large insects "OF MY PIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!". One of them jabs its ass dagger at you, but you've trained for such an instance with the smaller kids and sharp sticks, though it was the other way around when you did it. You grab its lower body and squeeze, crushing its wings like a dry leaf. You throw the wasp down and raise your foot high into the air, before stomping on the overgrown insect and squashing it like...well a bug. One of them flies and hits your back, nearly causing you to leap from your skin, and now you have the remains of a large wasp on your back. You grab a stone and throw it one of the remaining three. it is a direct hit and its sent carreening down the cliff.
there are two wasps left
what do you do
[] scream at them roll1d100
[] no mercy roll1d00
[] run roll1d00
[] other

>>28042317
Nooooooo. Curse our accent preventing us from effectively cursing them out for misinterpreting our efforts!

Rolled 67

>>28042419
>[] no mercy roll1d00
THIS IS BOWERSTONE!

Rolled 51

>>28042419
>remove wings from wasps
>throw flightless wasps in random directions(avoiding the trees as possible)

>>28042419
>[] scream at them roll1d100
FUS-ROH-DAH!

Rolled 50

>>28042419
[X] no mercy roll1d00

We would do anything for pie.

Rolled 81

>>28042454
Oops, rolling.

>>28042468
One of the wasps tries to sting you again, however it is no balverine, so you catch it as it darts past you. You tear off its wings, and point its stinger at the remaining wasp, it starts flying towards you. A bit closer. just a bit closer. Now. You throw the wasp at the other wasp, lodging it firmly in the wound. The wasps have been vanquished. and now you can eat your pie. Wait why are you in the air?
"Did you see that dear" the man holding you says "He saved us".
(B...but they were just wasps). They're cheering, why are they cheering. WHY ARE THEY TROWING YOU IN THE AIR, WHY ARE THEY HITTING YOUR BACK, WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE
"You're a right hero you are" A rather chubby woman says when they finally put you down.
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGH!!!!)
"That he is" A short man says
what do you do
[] bask in attention
[] Run away, these people must be a cult or something
[] other

Rolled 70

>>28042561
>[] Run away, these people must be a cult or something
But steal some pie first.

>>28042561
>[] bask in attention
heay how about that pie

Rolled 9

>>28042561
[X] Run away with our pie cause these people are crazy.

>>28042561
>Eat Pie!
>eat all the pies present!
>leave

At no point attempt to convers with these foolish softies.

>>28042561
>Run boy! These backwards devil worshipped have plans for you!

Rolled 79

>>28042561
>[] other
See if anybody has a nice coat, if they do, demand that as tribute.
Also, grab a pie and get the fuck out.

>>28042649
A great idea.

>>28042649
None of them have coats, they appear to be dock workers, farmers and other such things.

Rolled 31

>>28042687
Fucking plebs
Well, let's see if we can demand some money as a tribute.

>>28042601
They must be some cult or something. No one could be so pathetic as to call any one able to kill a couple of wasps a hero. You decide the pie is reward enough for you valiant defending of the pie, And you also decided to get the hell away from these freaks as soon as possible. So you bravely run away, avoiding roots and wet patches of grass as you run back to the place with the stone spitting water. You get there in no time, relived that you managed to escape what do you do
[] to the heroes guild
[] eat the pie (free action)
[] inspect water spitting stone
[] other

Rolled 12

>>28042837
>[] other
Find impoverished people and then eat the pie.

>>28042837
>[] eat the pie (free action)
[] inspect water spitting stone

What witchcraft is this?

>>28042837
>[] to the heroes guild
>[] eat the pie (free action)

>>28042837
Brave sir Gunther ran away.

[X] inspect water spitting stone

>>28042837
>[] to the heroes guild

>>28042837
>eat pie
Then
>find guild
Stay the fuck away from that abomination of nature (water spitting rock).

Rolled 74

>>28042837
[] inspect water spitting stone

Possibly try to beat it in a peeing contest.

>>28042873
You decided now would be a great time to partake it some pie. So you begin tearing large chunks out of it with your hands and shoving it into your mouth. ITS EVEN BETTER THAN EXPECTED. By time you're done, a good deal of your face and a bit of your upper body is covered in pie. You then decide to look at the water spitting stone, and find what ever mechanic or witchery powers it, in the process you get soaked and are no closer to finding the secrets that dwell within. Having nothing better to do you head down the path that says heroes guild, seeing as they may know why your fellow hunters put you on a ship to this strange thrice damned land.
What do you do
[] Lets see how witch girl is doing
[] Push open the gates and stride down the path
[] other

>>28042976
>[] Lets see how witch girl is doing

Rolled 2

>>28042976
>[] Push open the gates and stride down the path
DRINKING TIME!

>>28042976

[] Push open the gates and stride down the path

>>28042976
[X] Push open the gates.

>>28042976
>Push gates open
See how sturdy they are in the process

>>28042976
>[] Lets see how witch girl is doing

>>28043028
You push open the big wooden gates with the strange symbol on them and continue down the cobble stone path through the trees. Along the sides are lanterns, what do these people hate the dark or something, its like they want balverines to eat them or something. And all these colors and flowers, its like a fairy shat out this land after eating some kind of foul mushroom or something. Eventually after much hateful glaring, the path comes to an end at what resembles a large castle, seemingly solely populated by people in white robes. The grass is well cared for, and you the air is thick with the scent of sweat, cooking, metal, and something you can't quite recognize. There is a small girl sitting near the lake in a intracet dress that rich people can afford, her hair a strange color that resembles gold.
what do you do
[] greet the girl
[] push the girl
[] wander about
[] (WHAT ARE THESE WRETCHES WEARING)
[] Well this is a classy place
[] other

Rolled 24

>>28043100
>[] push the girl
You got pretty hair like gold!
Lets show her our love

>>28043100
[] Well this is a classy place
[] greet the girl

>>28043100
>[X] (WHAT ARE THESE WRETCHES WEARING)

And then push the girl aka try to pickpocket her.

>>28043100
>greet girl
>"I'm in Hell, right?"

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>>28043148
You may also switch to witch girl's perspective to have a description of our boy gunther
this is a free action and gunther will preform whatever action you choose if you wish to see this conversation from her eyes

>>28043164
Well I'm not saying any particular reason not to.

>>28043164
Sounds good to me.

...Now to see if she has a voice in her head as well.

Rolled 75

>>28043164
Damn were awesome. Lets do that.

>>28043164
Let's do that.

>>28043100
Wait....what if Dick has his tantrum about the cloths, we go to greet the girl, and at the very end push to just for the sake of it.

>>28043164
Any chance we're going to hear Dick chat directly with Justice whenever the two kids get close to each other?

>>28043187
The man in the picture is closer to Dick Dastardly, aka God of villainy. Also you can ignore every part of the current MC's name except the first and last part, if you wish

>>28043215
Possibly,

>>28043100
Lets...not push random strangers.

[] greet the girl

>>28043246
We could always preface the puts with "Allow me to greet you in the manner of my people."

Rolled 61

>>28043223
No. We are Gunther Dick Vilian Bethany the fourth.

>>28043273
Forgot the dastardly part

Rolled 29

>>28043314
Well, dastardly is only for our mom and people we like.

>>28043200
Astraia Grey
.....
You stare at your reflection, bored. There are few people in the guild your age, fewer with your ability of will, and even fewer that came from such an easy life as you did, in fact you are the only person here who used to have any sort of coin to your knowledge. Its a lonely, not to mention some have taken to calling you witch girl, So you set their shoes on fire.
(Which I told you not to do). Not to mention there is a second voice inside your head ever since your mother was gutted like a fish by a so called witch hunter. You hear something the sounds like a wild animal being caught in a trap and turn around to see. A....boy, holding his head and talking to himself. His hair is matter and ungroomed, like some kind of wild dog. The clothes he's wearing look a little finer than a burlap sack, and his shirt is torn revealing an interact tattoo of some kind of wolf beast howling. You stare in disbelief at the creature, with his hands covered in all sorts of filth you don't care to imagine. Oh Avo he's spotted you...WHY DOES HE HAVE A MUSTACHE.
"Oh ellah dere lil lass" He's says with a smile "Wah arh ya sow tinneh".

"w..what?" You ask unable to understand what he's saying. He run towards you, bringing a scent of wet dog to your noes

"Wah arh ya sow small" He asks again.

"Why am I small?" you ask.

"Ya" he replies shaking his head.

(I recognize that mustache).

"Who...are you" You ask standing up.

"Oh?" he says tilting his head "Ah ahm Gunther".

"Well its.....nice to meet you gunther" You say slowly backing away "I am Astraia Grey, and I really need to get going.

what do you do
[] switch back to gunther (free action)
[] Run quickly away
[] set his shoes on fire
[] other
G actions
[] Ask her why her hair is golden
[] push her into the water
[] shrug and walk away
[] other

>>28043400
[X] Run away quickly by seting his shoes on fire

[X] push her into the water as she runs away for setting your shoes on fire
and then ask her why her hair is golden

>>28043400
>[] push her into the water
cause we like her


[] set his shoes on fire
because we like him


[] switch back to gunther (free action)

Rolled 64

>>28043400
her
[] other
Stare

Gunther
[] Ask her why her hair is golden
[] push her into the water

>>28043400
Astraea
>Set shoes on fire

Gunther
>Remove shoes and throw them in lake (do not bother untying them
>Tell her that you accept her traditional greeting and that you shall respond by saying hello in the manner of our people
>pick her up and throw her into the lake
...
>save her if she can't swim.

>>28043474
Sounds good to me except the saving part.

Rolled 48

>>28043474
Shouldn't we also pee in the lake for a good measure?

>>28043474
I like this plan

>>28043485
What is with you with the peeing

>>28043481
Please, by being saved she implicitly agrees to be our minion until she can defeat us by force of arms (inevitably that will happen thirty seconds after we drag her to shore, but Gunther don't know that yet). Besides, we can tease her about it for years. And she can probably levitate or some shit.

Rolled 65

>>28043500
Not sure. I am not even into that stuff.

I guess I associated the character with wolves, and wolves do that a lot.

>>28043519
Sure it wasn't too much (as if there is such a thing) Calvin and Hobbs as a child?

>>28043519
>G - [] Ask her why her hair is golden
>A - [] Run quickly away

Rolled 28

>>28043539
I didn't read that as a child, it's unknown around here.

>>28043486
I always worry when OPs like my plans...

>>28043474
You decide to set his shoes on fire, if you could call those shoes, and then run away while he's distracted. You focus on his shoes, oh sweet avo its like he shoved his feet into living rats. Your hands begin to glow a dim red, before erupting into flames that also appear on his feet. He stares at you, with a rather confused look on his face. He grabs the now burning peices of leather around his feet without flinching and tosses them into the lake.
He smiles and opens his mouth the speak again.
"Wah is yar hare goldin" He asks as he walks towards you.
(Your best option is to run away, quickly). You begin to do so when you feel a crushing grip around you. He's EVEN WORSE UP CLOSE
"WAH IS YAR HARE GOLDIN" He asks again. You try to push him away, which seems to anger him as he lifts you up off the ground like you were a doll.

"Dis is da knothole glad weh" He says with a smile.

"What do you meaAAAAAAAAH" You scream as you suddenly find yourself in the air.
*Splash*. You begin to flounder about, You've never learned how to swim, not to mention the water is cold, so very cold

Gunther Dastardly
.....
You laugh as you see the little gold haired girl bob up and down in the water, a look of terror on her face......Wait, DO THESE PEOPLE NOT KNOW HOW TO SWIM?!
what do you do
[]help
[] try and teach her how to swim, trial by fire...er water roll1d100
[] laugh some more
[] other

Rolled 26

>>28043658
>[] try and teach her how to swim, trial by fire...er water roll1d100
Always pick the option with roll

>>28043658
>[]help

>>28043658
>[]help
"Ya dae it like thas wee lass! Is just like wallawin' inna mud poodle!"

Rolled 78

>>28043658
>[] try and teach her how to swim, trial by fire...er water roll1d100
"Ideally, your head will be above the water."

>>28043658
[X] laugh some more and jump in to help her out so we can gloat about how these silly folk don't even know how to swim.

After which we declare that she ows us her life and is now our subordinate.

Rolled 72

>>28043658
>[] try and teach her how to swim, trial by fire...er water roll1d100

Rolled 71

>>28043658
Clearly
>Try to teach her how to swim while laughing our ass off
is the only option

But we should probably make sure she doesn't actually drown (save her if she gets in trouble, let her recover then throw her back to the fire...er, water, maybe with less heavy clothing if that ridiculous dress is getting in her way).

>>28043688
"That's not how you do it you numpty" You shout in between bouts of laughter "Here let me show you how its done". You jump into the water, finding it pleasantly cool, though the wave you created seems to have startled the poor lass.
"First the doggy paddle" You say as you begin to dig your arms into the water a kick your feet "See simple". She looks at you like a scared kitten, still splashing her arms around wildly, but she seems to be doing better.

"The is the froggy way" You say as you push the water away from you and do the same with your legs "But this way is for pansies so it should be perfect for you". She seems to understand that you are trying to teach her something new and begins to copy your movements.
"see, isn't this fun" You say as you paddle around the lake "Hey, you just started swimming, why are you getting out already?"
she pulls herself up on to the shore and flops over one her back, her fine dress soaked in mud and water and with a few water weeds stuck to it.
what do you do
[] swim around some more
[] get out and ask her why she got out
[] get out and find who runs this place
[] Why does that door have a face? (I forgot what this demon door said exactly)
[] other

>>28043728
>Throw her back with less heavy clothing

Welp, can't argue with that.

>>28043830
>[] get out and ask her why she got out
"And why did your hair change color? It looks like wet straw now."

>>28043830
[X] get out and ask her why she got out

As for the demon door? Why not make it up as you go?

Rolled 40

>>28043830
>[] get out and ask her why she got out

then
[] get out and find who runs this place

Rolled 20

>>28043830
>[] get out and ask her why she got out
Also ask her if she wants to throw rocks at birds with us

>>28043875
I know he wanted a lantern shoved up his ass

>>28043830
>swim around some more while asking her why she got out, I mean her lesson just started right?
>whatever, we can continue the lesson later. Get her to show you around is place.

Rolled 38

>>28043887
A lit or unlit lantern? This is a very important detail.

>>28043898
lit

>>28043898
Well, we can always get our new friend to light it whenever.

Rolled 33

>>28043915
>>28043908
Now you're thinking with magic.

>>28043851
You get out of the water, enjoying the feel of mud on your hands and arms.
"Why did you get out?" You ask the panting girl "and why did your hair change color its like wet straw now".

"Why did you throw me into the water" She shouts suddenly standing up 'you ruined my dress".

"Because your arms where on fire" you say "Same reason I threw my shoes in".

"....It wasn't hurting me" she says.

"It wasn't!!" You shout picking her up again "Damn, your one tough cookie eh".

"You're crushing me" She says as she struggles weakly.

"But your as weak as a twig" you say dropping her into the mud. her face is frozen in a look of disgust, perhaps because her ass is in mud
What do you do
[] throw mud at her
[] ask who runs this place
[] ask her to do the fire thing again
[] OI DOOR FACE
[] other

>>28043971
>[] ask her to do the fire thing again
"Can you teach me how to do that? It'll be handy next time I have to kill a Balverine with me hands."

>>28043971
[X] Carry her over our shoulder to the door face thing.

Rolled 25

>>28043971
>[] throw mud at her
Its our mating ritual.

Rolled 61

>>28043971

[] ask who runs this place?

>>28043971
If she complains at all about being dirty, dunk her in the lake until she comes out cleanish.

Rolled 95

How long before we marry her at this point? It will be a beautifully evil relationship.

>>28043971
"Weak Twig" is her new nickname.

>[] pick her up and carry her under our arm.
>[] get a guided tour of the place out of her.

>>28044050
I can live with this.

>>28044033
15 to 20 years.

>>28044033
Probably somewhere between 5 (shotgun wedding) and 30 (she nagged us into making it legal) years I think.

>>28044050
this is great

>>28044050
This'll be funny.

Rolled 10

>>28044079
>5 (shotgun wedding)
I don't think showgun exists yet. It would be a crossbow wedding.

>>28044050
bonus point if we see it from her perspective.

>>28044050
This little girl seems to live here, she can show you around the place, so you grab her and carry her under your arm, despite her protests and weak struggling
"Come on Weak twig" You say as you carry her away from the lake "Tell me about this place"

"PUT ME DOWN" She shouts trying to free her self from your grasp.

"I will, just tell me about this place first" You say as you walk towards a circle of fences surrounding sand.

"What's this thing?" you ask.

"That's to training area" She says "Now put me down, I need new clothes".

"I will, I will, but first" You as pointing with your other hand "Why are the bushes so puny over there".

"That's the garden" She says "Now will you put me down".
What do you do
[] put her down
[] explore the guild (choose where you will go, you remember the heroes guild, right?)
[] throw her into the lake again
[] other

>>28044160
Also you can switch perspectives at any time

Rolled 70

>>28044160
[] explore the guild (choose where you will go, you remember the heroes guild, right?)

Keep her on our shoulder.

>>28044160
>[] put her down
We should probably like find whoever we're supposed to see and get things rolling.

Rolled 84

>>28044187
Oh yeah, I forgot, explore the training area.

>>28044160
Keep having her escort us around the place, see if we can't find something of value they shipped us out here for.

>>28044160
>[]explore guild with weak twig under arm
>[] switch perspectives

>>28044160
Just out of curiosity is the Hero of Oakvale in this?
I think that was the title of the first hero anyway

[] explore the guild (choose where you will go, you remember the heroes guild, right?)
[] throw her into the lake again
Explore the guild and try to find the leader, but first throw her into the lake

>>28044160
Continue exploring the guild with her
>[X] Mess hall (steal food with free hand)
>[X] Armory (steal axe cane/walking axe)
>[X] Dormitory (do not release her despite her change of clothes being so close)
>[X] Finally find the person you're supposed to check in with, deal with the paperwork, then walk back to the dorm and deposit our new friend outside our room because we need our privacy)

Alternatively we could deposited her back in the lake to make sure the swimming less stuck.

>>28044226
Sounds good to me

>>28044160
[] other

Carry her to her wardrobe. "I wanna see where you live, Weak Twig."

>>28044224
Oh, and feel free to switch perspectives for the next post. I'm alright with that.

>>28044226
Bet the voice in her head likes being manhandled by us ;)

>>28044235
Do you want him to be in this? just be advised he shall be as I remember him, aka a crazy bearded god hobo who murders entire towns and buys the houses let still remains loved by all

>>28044270
Nah.

>>28044268
Dick dastardly was far cleaner than Gunther, Though I am for a scene of giving gunther a bath, I expect the death toll to be at least five

>>28044285
Five?
Must have caught us asleep

>>28044285
So that's how she'll escalate things with her revenge.

Rolled 77

>>28044298
Or drunk.

>>28044285
Unless the voice in his head manages to convince him to get a bath. I wonder if our past life can assume direct control, or if the personalities can merge or something.

>>28044298
Probably, 5 sounds like our unconscious kill count.

>>28044325
If they caught us drunk we must have been drinking for a long time. Hell, when we get older it's going to be a hell of a challange to get drunk.

>>28044378
We'll be drinking whiskey (or the local equivalent) by the keg I'm sure.

Rolled 87

>>28044399
Or better yet, absinthe.

>>28044399
Now I can only imagine us carrying a keg with one arm and using our huge caneaxe to walk with.

>>28044408
Remind me, is it more effective to ferment hallucinogen containing material or add it after distillation (I assume the latter)? What I'm trying to say is we can make some potent brews of our own.

Rolled 32

>>28044460
Later, less chance of altering the hallucinogen agent.

>>28044460
Make brews with stuff that might kill lesser men but thanks to our talent we only take the buffs?

>>28044226
Astraia Grey
......
You are currently being carried by Gunther, a strange boy who you haven't seen in your week of living here, you are glad for this small blessing.
"Nah wat is ah guardan" He asks as he walks through the bushes with a look of amusement on his face. and by through the bushes I do not mean around I mean straight through, he's like a miniature troll.
(Well I bet he'll be a bit more pleasant when you get to know him, or not, I can't understand enough of what he is saying to be sure).
"Help me" You cry out softly, hoping someone will hear you. "NO NOT THE ROSE BUSHES" a hero cries out. Yes. "Noooooooooooooo" He cries as he falls to the ground sobbing. Gunther finds this amusing.
He carries you into the mess hall.
"Ah dis must be dinae room" He says nodding "Oooh arh does barrals filled wit booze".

"I..I think so why" you ask.

"Oh ah luv tis place" He says as he stomps forward.
Soon

"Wat is tis place" He asks.

"The library" You say sadly.

"Looks like fine kindlin" He says nodding as he walks out the room

"OI" He shouts "Whos dis ol sod".

"GUILDMASTER" You shout in joy.

"Ah you must be from knothole glade" the old man says "And my name is weaver young one".

"Bah dats a pansy nahm" Gunther says.
Weaver smiles.

"May I ask your name?" he asks.

"Mah nahm is Gunther" he says "and Me fellow Ballverine hunters put me on a boot with a note on me chest say two here ohs geeld"
Oh dear avo no, no, no, NO NONONONO
"A balverine hunter?" weaver says patting him on the head "and to be so young, you must be something special". NONONONONO
"Ya, outdrank all tha other hunters, and I woke up on a ship" He says nodding.
"Hmm well you certainly sound strong enough to be a hero, what with killing a balverine bare handed at your age".
"Ahm a here oh?" Gunther says smiling "Well dats nice ah suppose".
what do you do
A
[] sob
[] try and struggle free roll1d100
[] other
G
[]hug weak twig
[]do something/ ask something
[] other
do you wish to be Gunther y/n

>>28044511
>[]sob

>see if we can't bum a weapon off him

Rolled 51

>>28044511
A
>[] try and struggle free roll1d100
G
[]hug weak twig
Yamete oniisan.

Rolled 61, 13 = 74

>>28044511
[X} sob
[X] Try and struggle free

[X] Hug weak twig
Did ya hear that? Looks like i'll be staying here for awhile

First dice is for her getting away and the other is for the strength of our hug.

>>28044511
A
>Sob "nononononono"
>struggle to get free(first d100)

G
>be amused by her struggles
>catch the poor twig if she falls (second d100) and scold her for being a klutz
>tell the guild master that we promised to get her home earlier and then carry her back to her room

Rolled 92, 28 = 120

>>28044599
Crap, forgot dice...

>>28044555
>>28044616
Looks like she gets away

>>28044616
You begin to sob and try to struggle free, surprisingly you managed to do so. Only to be caught again.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo"You scream.
Gunther dastardly.

"You hear that twig?" you say laughing at her weak struggles and punches "looks like we can get to know each other a bit more, I mean your the only worthwhile person I've seen since getting off the boat".

"I'll get your housing arrangements set up, you'll begin your hero training tomorrow" Weaver says walking around a corner, you hear the cracking of glass soon after words.
"What's that smell" You say looking down "oh you've set me on fire again".
(That means she likes you, I say take her to the lake)
What do you do.
[] LAKE LAKE LAKE
[]pat it out with her overly long dress
[] oh slather some mud on it
[] other

>>28044714
>[] LAKE LAKE LAKE
The voice in our head has never steered us wrong before!

Rolled 96

>>28044714
>[]pat it out with her overly long dress
That dress can be useful

>>28044714
>[] LAKE LAKE LAKE
>[]pat it out with her overly long dress

>>28044714
[X] LAKE LAKE LAKE

"If you wanted to go back to the lake so badly you should of said so!"

>>28044734
This. Then once we've set her dress on fire head to the lake.

>>28044808
Ahhh so that is why her dress is so.
"AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH" She scream as her dress catches fire like alcohol covered wood shavings. or not. Well there is a way to fix this.
"How about a swim?' you ask. she responds by blubbering like a child.
"I'll take that as a yes" You shout as you begin to run through the guild, Now covered in flames.
You nearly run into a man with glowing tattoos, and you set a good bit of the garden on fire. but you manage to make it to the lake, just as it begins to burn
"WAAAAAaH" you shout.
"NONONONONOOOO" Astraia shouts.
"HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" you Scream as you jump into the lake with a massive splash. its actually quite beautiful under water
what do you do
[] stare
[] swim back up
[] throw twig to the shore
[] other

>>28044904
>swim back up.
>continue swimming lesson from earlier since clealy twig will be doing a lot of swimming from this point forward.

Rolled 86

>>28044904
>[] stare
Stare at her

>>28044904
>[] stare
Hold her down here with us.

>>28044954
Let me amend this
>swim back up
>stare at her
>continue swimming lesson from earlier for reasons aforementioned

>>28044904
>>28044960
Stare at her, smile, and then wake

>>28044990
I do not understand the last part

>>28044990
wave* Dammit whiskey stop getting in the way of my typing.

>>28044960
You stare at twig, who seems less than happy to be held down underwater, its actually quite funny.
Wait what's the shiny stuff in the water
AAAAAAAAAHRAAAAAAAAAGAHAHHAHAHA
roll1d100 to avoid passing out from electrocution

Rolled 95

>>28045071
This one's gonna be fun.

Rolled 72

>>28045071
Crap

Rolled 31

>>28045071
AAAAHHHHH
Lets keep the rage bottled up until the wedding.

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>>28045078

>>28045078
So, we found the electrocution to be brisk, refreshing and bringing a sweet hint of nastolgia for something we can't quite remember?

>>28045078
She tickled us, we tickle her. In da mud.

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>>28045091
This quest don't wanna jump ship again.

>>28045078
If we keep this up we are going to be immune to her will spells.

>>28045091
Justice is just muttering "I told you not to set people's shoes on fire. Why didn't you just run." over and over again, isn't she?

>>28045173
Its like a love bite. With fire and lightning

Rolled 34

>>28045173
Cool, will make our wedding easier.

>>28045078
AHAHAHAHA this feels good. You smile as the world turns all sorts of fun colors, and you taste something strange in your mouth as your limbs move on their own, twitching and jumping. However this lets twig swim away so you swim after her, smiling. This seems to frighten her as she bolts out of the water faster than a cat. You surface, drinking in some water to get the taste out of your mouth
she is lying face down on the grass near face door
what do you do
[] Call out to her
[] throw mud at her roll1d100
[] get out of the water
[] other

>>28045223
>[] get out of the water
"I know twig, there's nothing like a lay in the grass after a nice swim!"

>>28045192
Yes she is

>>28045223
>[X] Call out to her

Ask how she made those fun colors appear.

Rolled 1

>>28045223
>[] throw mud at her roll1d100
Lets show her our magic.
I don't mean penis

>>28045243
Probably wondering how Vilany's reincarnation is without class.

>>28045265
WELL YOU DO NOW.

>>28045265
>Crit fail at throwing mud

What? Why? HOW?!?

>>28045223
>"Ahhahahaha, you're fun twig. Maybe this place won't be so bad after all!"
Time to head to our room and crash for awhile, drag her to hers if it's not out of our way since we are a respectable (yeah right) savage

Rolled 26

>>28045223
>[] throw mud at her roll1d100
Perform CPR on her STAT!

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>>28045265
Funny, guess what song I just started listening to
I'll give you a hint, its http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BsBgCYL9Dn8

>>28045265
Oh god, you killed her! Wrrrrryyyyyyyy?!?!?!

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>>28045331
Dio?! what are you doing here

>>28045265
You grab some mud, and throw it at twig to wake her up.

Astraia grey
.....
You hear a splashing noise and turn to face the source to see
A rock flying towards you
roll1d100

>>28045265
oh god is she still breathing

Rolled 61

>>28045388
ROLLIN

Rolled 13

>>28045388

Rolled 98

>>28045388
DODGE!

Rolled 36

>>28045388
Dodge like a butterfly!

>>28045398
depends on the next roll

>>28045388

Rolled 32

>>28045388

Rolled 83

>>28045388
DODGE...WITH GREAT JUSTICE

>>28045411
Phew

>>28045411
You roll to the side, hearing a very loud cracking noise as the stone crashes into the stone wall behind you. You open your eyes and see shards of rocks scattered around the grass. You feel your legs trembling, that nearly hit you.

"OH KNOW YOU IDIOTS THROW ROCKS TO WAKE ME UP?" A loud voice asks from behind you "WELL, THEN WHAT IS IT, YOU LITTLE FUCKS WANT TO OPEN ME RIGHT?"
You turn around to see a large stone bearded face looking very angry.
Gunther Dastardly
(D..did you just wake up a door.
"Seems like it" you say
what do you do
[] throw another rock at the door
[] drag twig away from the door, looks dangerous
[] Swim
[] I smell something cooking
[] other

>>28045484
>[] drag twig away from the door, looks dangerous
"My dear mother taught me never to talk to strange house fixtures."

>>28045484
Yes I want you to open Door Man

>>28045484
Tell the door to open up or we will throw more rocks at him.

Rolled 9

>>28045484
[] drag twig away from the door, looks dangerous
Gotta save future wife

>>28045484
>throw another rock

>>28045484
> ask twig if it's common for doors to talk around here.

>>28045484
SO I checked what this door gives you
Making Friends, Book of Spells, Howl Tattoo, Elixir of Life

>>28045595
Where does the howl tattoo go? It doesn't replace the hunter tat, right?

>>28045595
If we're going by the game then we need a lantern. Lacking that, and most sense of danger, I suggest we annoy justice until she sets us on fire again

>>28045623
Son, we are going to have some badass sleeves.

>>28045623
>>28045623
face I do believe
Ancient Knothole Glade warriors underwent a terrible initiation which required them to hunt Balverines unarmed, and painted in their likeness. Some were said to be so absorbed by its fierceness that they lost all trace of humanity.
.....well fuck
lets just say tradition changed due to crazy wolfmen killing people shall we

>>28045630
Second.

>>28045633
Sweet!

>>28045630
Clearly we just steal a lantern that is on the side of the road and give it to him.