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You are Risa Schrodinger, in her majesties service to protect this world from the horrors of the fallen Nazi regime, and you have just discovered it was all for nothing. "Excuse me a moment." You tell Sin-Fin.

You turn from the damaged woman, one of her eyes fully swollen shit and her lip split open, a small trail of red flowing down her face. You glance up and confer with yourself, keeping your tone hushed. "That isn't even sort of what happened. The bloody hell's wrong with you? Get with the program." You demand, angry at yourself. "No, you. I am angry at you! Look, this is getting way too touchy feely for my liking, and honestly I am nowhere near emotionally mature enough to deal with this. Give me some back up."

Fine. You turn back around towards Sin-Fin with a happy, friendly smile on your face. After Jager ate Cain you went back to the palace in order to catch up with the others. You managed to coax a foot rub out of Jager where you discussed the nature of pants and how you are awful at keeping them from not being broken and then went to see Sin-Fin. After sobbing halfway through the stairs, unable to believe in yourself your cloud father arrived to tell you about the circle of life and you made it to the top. There you found Cain beating the ever loving Shit out of Sin-Fin while she just sort of told him it was okay to do so because it was all her fault. He snarled at her, then you discovered he somehow learned English, or well Japanese I guess, and he was about to do something big. You nearly got into fisticuffs with him, but sin-fin made him vanish, showing him to be a product of her powers. She then explained she is pretty sure everyone is a hallucination caused by her power, and that she is being punished for something, but we aren't sure what yet.
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Some people think she is Eve and others think she is Pandora, though I think eve is probably a safe bet or maybe some sort of fusion of all women who keep getting blames with everything bad in history because penises.

"Wait, what?" You ask but I shush you.

"Wait for what?" Sin-Fin asks tilting her head at you.

"Well, er, nothing. Look, I was just saying it isn't your fault everything bad has ever happened but-" Your near emotional interlude is interrupted as a massive impact strikes the ground in the far off distance causing the tower to shake. You stumble forward and then rush to the window, the momentary quake over, and look to the sky.

Fractures of the moon have begun raining down on the planet, but not all of them. As you glance into the sky you see several chunks of the moon have shifted and come together to form something that looks like a door, shining pure white and giving some illumination to the world's surface. You hear something like a metal door grating on concrete, struggling to break free, and then a tidal wave of energy escapes from the high portal. It blankets the surface of hueco mindo with energy, and you feel yourself being pushed down for a moment until the wave stops, and when you look back up, the portal is complete, and you think you see soul society on the other side of the "hole".

"That's new." You point out.

As you say it you see a great gathering of hollows in the courtyard in the distance, being led by the nofunigami+. At the head of the pack is Jager, and she doesn't look too happy about the whole thing but she follows the nofunigami+ to towards a large outer tower that- it's probably some attack soul society ladder

What do you want to do?
[]Talk to sin-fin about something
[]No time for that, go find Lucifer, he damn well knows what happened.
[]Go see the kids
[]Kid will be fine, go see Jager
[]Just follow the group for now, see what happens.
[]Other, please specify
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>>28057253
42? Shit, I need to catch up!

>Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.

>FATEBREAKER: You can call for 5 rounds of rolls to be redone per thread. Has to achieve consensus to work.

Are we insane?

>>28057312
>[]Kid will be fine, go see Jager
We should probably make sure the nonfungami don't screw everything up or kill anyone we don't want dead. Maybe have Sin-Fin deal with the kids?

Damn, did we run out of time? I thought we had longer than this. Was looking forward to trying to subvert a few of the Gote 13

>>28057312
[X]No time for that, go find Lucifer, he damn well knows what happened.

>>28057312
[x]No time for that, go find Lucifer, he damn well knows what happened.

lets see what he has to say about this before we do anything

>>28057312
>No time for that, go find Lucifer, he damn well knows what happened.

Just tell Sin-Fin we'll talk more later, and to at least hold off on being beaten by ghosts until then.

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You need to figure out what happened here, and the man with all the answers seems to be Lucifer, or at least the answers he finds it convenient to give you. Fucking angels. You frown as you have not resolved things with Sin-Fin, but she has managed to not kill everyone or herself yet, so she will probably be fine for a little while yet, you think. You nod to Short-Fin before leaping from the window, your cloaking starting back up and turning you into little more than a whisper before you touch down on the ground. The sand settles instantly and you dash off to the ongoing army. You need to hurry, you think as you leap over a fallen tower; a side effect of you and Jager having the most gnarly stag do ever. "Stags are for blokes I think, and fer when you are getting married." You mean you and jager are not marrying into my harem? "Fraid not. What gifts did you bring anyway?" You ask as you leap off the back of a hollow angrily filing away paperwork. Oh, I got you some scented candles. "That sounds boring." You note sadly. They are debauchery scented. "Fuck yes."

You launch yourself further into the desert, certain to get to your usual meet up spot as the army moves. You dash between the stumps of the small trees, and the broken shells of what was once a great forest full of menos, though now their numbers are quite a bit less. You let out a burst of go juice and tap your foot impatiently. It doesn't take long for the prince of lies to arrive, glowing a golden light which you can't quite seem to see yet you know is there. He turns his eyes which see too much onto you and smiles. "Hello Risa."

"Hey yourself, cheeky bloke. The hell is that?" You demand stepping forward and pointing vaguely towards the sky, hidden as it were under ceiling of the forest.

"That?"

"The bloody moon became a portal! It was all like 'Clang, clong, gshheruk' then suddenly I could see soul society in the sky, sure as sure." It didn't actually make those sounds, but I like to think it did
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>>28057470
I don't know.

>>28057312
Go see lucifer, we need the ritual to steal the MagicPlotRock/Apple.

Then go see Jaeger, gotta keep our bro alive. And see her break out the SPXP.

We could take mah short fin to see lucifer. If she is eve this could have hilarious consequences.

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"Yes, Nobuhiko discovered a series of phrases which will connect the ambient energy of the destroyed moon, or hollow shell, into a pathway into the soul king's domain, or so he thinks. He thinks it has been diverted by soul society and he has to destroy some vague pillars in order to enter the palace, unfortunately that is a mistaken assumption; not very smart that Nobuhiko. Still, he will be forced to use the apple, thus activating it. At that time you need to only speak the command and it will leave him, then turn into, for lack of a better term, a key. You use the key and then you are in." He explains, his voice like a tongue of thongs running over your naked soul, damning it just by being.

"Then I punch the soul king in the dick till he gives me back my plant. Groovy." You reply.

"Quite. I will give you the pass phrase, but be aware you can only use it once, so only use it after the apple finishes awakening." He instructs before stepping in and whispering.

His voice is like molten lead filled with broken glass carving into your brain and you feel a great weight be placed upon your mind before staggering back. You blink away small dots of light which flooded your vision for a second and then look back at him.

You feel something fire in the background of the planet, and you can no longer smell the hollow army.

What do you want to do?
[]To soul society!
[]Pick some one else up first
[]Go hang out somewhere, let god sort them all out
[]Ask Lucifer something else
[]Other, please specify

>>28057909
>Ask lucifer something else
Sin-fin, who is she? Really?

>To soul society
If we take the scrubs, things may get complicated.

>>28057909
>To soul society
Assemble a group of arrancar with attitude.
Sin-fin, the great me, Rape sloth, best doctor, the little arrancar that couldn't

>>28057909
"So right before I met Cain and entered his world of shitty fakes, I met another guy who seemed kind of vaguely similar?

What's his deal?"

>>28057989
Well we should check in with Sin-Fin first.

And I think most of the Arrancar are already headed to Soul Society because they technically work for Nobuhiko, or are least just pretending they do.

>>28057909
>Question
Will it be obvious when it awakens fully? I.E. Is there no chance we will mistake a partial awakening for a full awakening?

Also, given that we haven't really had to deal with nobinotarealname, I say we let Jaeger have the honours of killing him after we get the apple. Or we give him to the rape sloth.

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>>28057253
I think I found luchabros new super move.

>>28057909
>To Soul Society

The door's open to everyone, plus we gotta make sure Jager doesn't die to death.

>>28057408
Yes. Its our major characteristic.

>>28058124
We are all mad here.

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>>28058186

>>28057909
>[]To soul society!

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"How will I know when it's done cooking?" You ask and he seems confused for a few moments before realization strikes him.

"Oh, of course, how silly of me. I had forgotten you are unable to see it because of your sin. A most amusing fact, I had not foreseen such an event occurring and actually creating difficulty." He laughs, silken worms devouring your eyes. He seems amused that he had not actually planned on something.

"If that's the case then-" You start but freeze as he points a finger at you. You feel something click into your mind and- Oh, cool, instruction manual. Hey, I got this.

"The knowledge has been imparted to you. You shall know when it is right." He explains still looking amused, his features being too perfect, all impossible angles. Yeah, no, probably.

The morning-star regards you carefully and you decide to get all your questions out of the way now. "Okay, so what is sin-fin?"

"A hollow, as I said. A very old hollow mind you, but still a hollow." He explains.

"Is she eve?" You ask, started to get a grip on his round about way of answering things.

He purses his lips together for a moment, something like annoyance crossing his features. "That very much depends on who you ask I suppose."

Cheeky thing. "Fine, I suppose I may as well go back to soul society then." You turn and dash back towards the hollow palace, intent on soul society. You

You leap up over the ruins of the castle and sniff the air. Seems Sin-Fin and 42, likely here only to do paperwork, are the only ones left. You glance at the tower the armies went to and frown as you note it is destroyed, leaving you stuck for the moment.

You are about to start swearing when the specter of Sin-Fin approaches you, and you note you seemed to have dropped your cloaking. She glances towards the portal, then to something on her left that you can't see, before nodding a few times. "You wish to go into the portal?" She asks.
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"Well, yeah, but the tower is gone. I could go try and find a way via the real world but I don't know if I can make it too fast." You explain and she nods once.

She seems to think on something for a moment before closing her eyes and sighing. "I have a method we can get into the soul; society, provided you take me with you." She explains.

Seems one of the voices in her head is forcing her to go into soul society for a reason, but can you trust that reason? Yes, and you will rub her majestic bottom while we do so. "Focus." You command.

What do you do?
[]Try and make it to the portal using walk the sky, it may take a long while but you will be in no ones debts.
[]Try and get a ride from the real world, there are probably shinigami on standby there or at least Lilith has a way in
[]Ask the scrubs for a way
[]Accept Sin-Fin's offer
[]Other, please specify

>>28058530
>[]Accept Sin-Fin's offer

>>28058530
>Accept the offer
And this is why you are the best depressed harlequin

Technically berserker scrub could do it, but I think this should be more interesting. I am curious as to what Sin-fin is planning. And what's life without a little mystery? Or wrenches out of fucking nowhere?

>>28058530
>[]Accept Sin-Fin's offer
DRAMA!

>>28058530
>Accept Sin-Fin's offer
It's not like she can't get herself to Soul Society using the method she knows.

"Sure, but could you at least do your best to not kill any arrancar? Especially not the ones whose names I've bothered to remember?"

Alright guys, to get it out of the way, if the soul king offers us plant bro, what would be the maximum price we would pay to get them back?

>>28058684
Up to, but not including Jaeger.

And then we kill him anyway.

>>28058684
For starters, killing Jager is off limit.

As far as BFFs go, I'd say we're better off now.

>>28058684
He wont offer us plant bro dude. Plant bro doesn't and never has existed at this point, the only way we are getting him back is to break reality.

>>28058760
As much as it pains me, I must agree.
Plant Bro was plant Bro and died for our sins. But Jaeger is Jaeger, the bro of bros.

>>28058813
Well it seems like all we need to do to accomplish that is spam fatebreaker?

>>28058684
Who? I'm pretty sure our first bro was a bird, not a plant.

I think we'd remember a talking plant.

>>28058899
Maybe. Fatebraker is pretty broken but not *that* broken. We blew nearly all of them on cain and I can bet that the soul king will be tougher then him.

>>28058942
Bitch you best be trippin.

>>28058953
>inb4 a man behind the curtain

>>28058530
>Accept Sin-Fin's offer

>>28058942
Heresy! Raoul was never a bird. He was many things, general, fashion model, plant, and bro. But never a damned bird!

>>28058953
Can we agree to eat the soul king ourselves this time if we get the chance, instead of giving him away.
I mean, powering up our allies is important and all, but we'll need some upgrades too since there are people like lucifer who can stomp our shit.

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"Very well." You say reply, hearing your heart pound in your ears as the anticipation mounts for what freaky power she is about to use.

You feel your body tense for a moment as she take in a lung full of air, certain to get ready and focus her energies towards the dark art which will allow her to enter soul society with ease, indeed perhaps anywhere! Such an ancient hollow must possess secrets the likes of which no one can even begin to understand, her power layers on layers of hidden truths which- "And now no one can stop my plans. Buwahahahaha." She states in her usual deadpan manner.

She turns to you as she finishes and gently elbows you in the ribs prompting you to go along with the surreal experience. "Yes, you are truly the greatest evil mastermind in history Dr. Sin-fin! Buwahahaha!" You continue, deciding just to go along with it.

You both fake laugh for a few moments before the sound of shattering glass rips through the area, dulled only by the sound of a roaring engine.

"Arashi to tomo ni yatte kita Dare da! Dare da! Aku wo kechirasu arashi no otoko
Hollow Raidaa Seigi no masuku
"Mawase! Fukase! Enjin fukase! Supiido zenkai! Saikuroon!"
Ikari wo komete buchiatare Sin-fin-domo wo buchinomese
Raidaa Raidaa Hollow Raidaa" You blink as sin-fin picks up a metal pipe, likely used by Jager to get water to any number of her countless water projects.

The motorbike soars through the air just over your head. You see the leather clad hero as he revs his engine, his power near infinite as he lands
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>>28059122
Dude killing the soul king breaks reality. I dont think anyone will be too bothered about fighting at that point. Plus he is going to be like the final/penultimate boss, by the time we can kill him we wont be needing to eat weird soul shit any more.

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And is promptly hit off his bike by Sin-Fin swinging the metal pipe directly into his torso. Hollow Rider falls off the bike and onto the ground as the bike goes a few meters ahead then stops when it hits some rubble. Sin-Fin tosses the broken pipe to the side, the force of her slamming it into the rider causing the metal to warp and fracture, and she picks the bike up. She looks over the front of it for a few moments before nodding and getting on. She turns back to you, and despite the bloody and bruised face you are pretty sure you see a twinkle of pride in her eye. "Okay, get on." She states. You look over at Hollow Rider, his legs sticking out from a massive pile of rubble and not moving.

"Did- But. Sin-Fin, you just smacked him like an ethnic in Manchester and jacked his ride like, well, also Manchester." Manchester is a piss hole, I've said it a thousand times.

"Yes, get on. If you hurry I think I can ramp off his body." She explains and you nearly follow through with it.

"Ha, ha, Quesufre Sin-Fin, I think you have jested enough!" Hollow rider explains, getting up. "It looks like your friend doesn't get our joke!" He explains.

"Still alive, huh?" You hear Sin-Fin mutter from next to you. Seems she was really going for it.

"So why do you require my bike Quesufre-" He assumes a martial arts pose. "-Sin-Fin!"

Sin-Fin seems to think on it for a moment before making a disgusted face and answering. "The Shinigami traitors are trying to kill the soul king and doom the world. We need to get into that giant portal."

"I see! So you can stop them?! Have you finally come over to the side of good?" He asks taking a different pose.

"No I just- I mean; Yes, yes I have." She answers.

"I see! I shall lead you two ladies to the fields of battle then!" He shouts.
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Sin-Fin scoots back a few feet as Hollow Rider takes the front seat and you sit down behind Sin-Fin. You wrap your arms around her midsection as the bike roars to live. The heavy vibrations give me feelings I would rather not discuss right now, and at once you shoot through the air and into the portal. You float on nothing for what seems like ages before the sound of shattering glass rushes over you again and you find yourself on a road in the soul society proper. The feat amazes you, and you find yourself looking around in awe until Sin-Fin breaks you out of it.

"Please top breathing heavily into my ear." She requests, and you find you have at some point moved your hands to her hips and started breathing heavily- Yes, okay? Jesus, it was me!

"Sorry, monologue lost her collection and, well, you know how they get." You explain before getting off the bike with Sin-Fin, who says nothing.

You extend your senses and for the first time you notice the sound of battle seems to surround you, with massive named attacks being thrown out, as well as smoke and fire erupting in seemingly random places. Your comrades are in battle, while the nofunigami+ are scattered around, with nobuhiko on the execution hill.

What do you want to do?
[]Split up!
[]Together
then
[]Go help Jager, she is honestly still pretty weak
[]Go find Dr. Gangsta, he is an unknown
[]THE GREAT ME seems to be doing battle with several hollows.
[]Go see Nobuhiko, you have to keep your eyes on him
[]Other, please specify
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>>28059302
>THE GREAT ME seems to be doing battle with several hollows.
Wait what? Why is he fighting hollows? INVESTIGATE!

>>28059302
>[]Go help Jager, she is honestly still pretty weak

Make sure our best friend doesn't die.

>>28059302
>[]Split up!
Let's just let sin-fin carry out her evil plan in peace.
>[]Go help Jager, she is honestly still pretty weak
Can't let Jager die!

>>28059302
Ask Sin-Fin if she has any goals.

If not, just kind of wander aimlessly.

Should we consider giving ourselves a minor disguise?

>>28059302

TIME TO DELEGATE!!!

Hollow rider goes to THE GREAT ME, Sin-Fin to Bastardios, us to Jagerbombs. Give Nobuh some time to piss about with his silly plan... also demand that someone kill Loki and Fernir... Also that Cain is a dick and The Moon was a Traitor all along...

>>28059370
>Should we consider giving ourselves a minor disguise?
For what purpose other than random dickary?

I have no idea what the fuck is happening. Lemme see if I got this right
>Applefuckers + Jager leading army against moon door
>Went and talked to Satan. He acted suspiciously when asked if SF is Eve.
>He put an apple detection chip in our brain and MAGIC WORDS.
>Sin-Fin suddenly not sad at all anymore
>She stole Hollow Rider's bike
And now here we are?

>>28059370
We can just be invisible.

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Made this a week ago and forgot about it after never putting arms on it. Figured I may as well add some arms and post it.

>>28059446
Ha ha! Time for death hugs!

>>28059418
Yes
Beings made only of faith are tricky
He thought he did, your psychosis means Monoloue gets a manual and some silly string
Still sad, always sad, just being ordered to move by what are likely the voices of those already long dead
She tried to steal hollow riders bike, hollow rider only one able to command it, so he took you both to soul society.

>>28059503
>e took you both to soul society.
We're in SS now? Well shit. I thought we needed to stick around for the moon door. Or did I misinterpret?

>>28059541
You used the bike to get to moon door. I was probably unclear

>>28059541
Hollow Rider can open portals like a boss.

>>28059551
I thought he just used a combination of Gargantua 5 and Wherever evil hides to just brute force his way there.

>31 SPXP
I'd like to purchase 1 Life Drinker, please.

>>28059581
Indeed.

>>28059577
>>28059552
That actually makes more sense based on what I wrote and would have been faster than moon door, so let's roll with that.

>>28059581
>>28059605
Please wait till the end.

Seems Jager wins it. Writing now.

>>28059581
>>28059605
>Not wanting Carnage Knight + Fluffy Love
Life drinker may be cool and a LIMITED TIME OFFER and we can rub it in Jager's face that way friends do being all "ha haha it's like your spikes in hug form!".

But those other two are bonkers retardmode LOTSADAMAGE

>>28059760
Yeah but we can get those later.

Life Drinker might be limited in that we don't get it if we buy something else.

>>28059760
Hate engine is pretty great too, twice the actions is powerful as hell.

Main problem is it costs fate breakers, but we could spare a few for massive damage boosts.

>>28059760
I agree with you,

>>28059285
Mah short fin!
Seriously we need more chances for the girl to display her mastery of deadpan slapstick, it is too good

>>28059760
Fluffy love is good but it is a huge drain on our go juice
Carnage knight is only good when we have mooks to murder to power ourselves up

Life drinker however means if we get fluffy love we can keep it going by hugging enemies while we punch them to pieces

Also dancing razor sounds better than carnage knight overall

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You decide Jager takes priority, and you turn to your group. "What are you two doing then?"

"I was told to bring you here. He said I had to, even if I didn't want to." Sin-Fin explains and then winces as if she let something slip she didn't intend to, but it quickly passes and she resumes her regular miserable expression return.

"Right, okay, so you have some dark plan the voices tell you to do. That's cool. If you have some idea of what to do then go do it, I have to make sure Jager doesn't die." You explain before sonidoing off towards Jager.

You leap through the districts, your time here before only partially helpful as the sprawling maze of a city stretches out before you. Good call going to save the busty chick, by the way.

"Jager is busty?" You ask, avoiding a group of arrancar attacking a group of nofunigami.

Bustier than you I guess. Chick is, like, 6 foot something? So unless you wanted her to look like a boy. I could probably edit the character sheets to make that happen actually. "I have no idea what you are talking about ever" You explain as you arrive at the scene of battle.

You launch yourself into the air an allow your shape shifting to take hold of you and turn you into the happiest fucking lizard since forever, Jesus Christ why are you so fucking happy? You land on Jager's shoulder with a happy 'Plop' and smile dumbly at her. She tenses up and gets gooseflesh as she glances over at you smiling and being so fucking, god damn why you so happy?

"Risa, I don't like-" Jager starts whispering but you quiet her.

"Shhh, shhh, shhh, shhh." You hiss into her ear before your long lizard tongue licks her ear lobe for reasons best left unexplored. "I am just making sure everything ends up okay."

"But did you have to be a lizard, I mean-" She goes quiet as one of the nofunigami leaps at her, the coyote arrancar who finally got a character sheet in the general bin launching herself at the shinigami in mid air.
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You note Jager has not yet transformed into her awakened form and seems to be holding back on the group.

"Look, seriously, I am an arrancar. I am the queen of Hueco Mundo. So just run off and get your captain okay? I am pretty sure you will be able to find me when you come back." She explains and the shinigami, some scrub you remember, holds out his-

"How is that remembering at all? Seriously, I don't even get to know their name before I ice them?" You ask. Don't look at me, I don't remember little people.

"Risa, no. Look, kids, I could kill you, pretty easily too. Honestly I just am not a big fan of killing people, so just go and-" She starts but the shinigami scoffs.

"You love murder! You only murder people and delight in it for power and glory!"

"Seriously?" Jager sighs. "Fine, I'll do it this way. Buwahaha, if this is all you can offer me then this world is doomed! I shall send my sloth to ravage you all!" She explains shooting out a wave of go juice.

"Sh-Shit! We need to get the captain! Let's go!" The shinigami shout before flash stepping away.

"Should, uh, do you want me to follow them boss?" Lupinor asks but Jager shakes her head.

"No, us killing each other because the traitors want to make a point is stupid as hell. I think of this more like a field trip." Jager explains. "So, where to?"

You are about to reply with the perfect answer, straight to hell, when a massive source of go juice flares and heads your way.

Seems they got a captain, though you can't place them.

What do you want to do?
[]Stay and fight with Jager
[]You are known, talk the captain down with jager
[]Send Jager off and face them alone
[]Bugger off.
[]Other, please specify

>>28060054
They know us, we are cool
Have a bit of a chat about the weather and these crazy nofunigami+ kids then cruise off with Jaeger for a field trip

We are gonna eat all the ice cream, and strange japanesey treats and drink and have fun because aside from making sure jaegerbombs is fine we aren't really too worried about the people here

>>28060054
>You are known, talk the captain down with jager
Tell the captain that right now Nobuhiko is more or less invincible with the apple and all, but he's eventually going to absorb too much power and explode, and we're just kind of going through the motions until that happens.

It's even mostly the truth, excluding how Nobuhiko will open a portal to the Royal Realm.

>>28060054

"Imma gonna sit here.... Wait... were you joking about the sloth!? If not, this world truly IS doomed..."

>>28060054
I say we shift into our old hollow form and hang around. For shits and giggles.

>>28060137
I like this well enough.

>>28060054
>[x]You are known, talk the captain down with jager


I'll support the same argument as >>28060137

But be ready to defend ourselves and Jaeger if the Captain decides to go kill stuff anyway.

>>28060146
I say we turn into a horde of skeletons

>>28060054
>send my sloth

OH SHIT.

What is that rapist?

>>28060267

I dunno.

>>28060267
...I think you mean "where is that rapist?".

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You decide to wait, after all you are pretty well known and if things go well you can get Jager off the hook. Plus, honestly, running around a bunch? That seems like a lot of work. And not in the fun, 'Oh, we are about to have a menage a I don't know the french word for 16', but in the bad way. Like stairs. You shift out of your lizard form with a plop on the ground, stretching your arms and popping your back. As the go juice gets closer you turn to Jager with a raised brow. "That sloth bit, you having a laugh or what? Because honestly the sloth scares the poop out of me and that is not what butts are made for." You ask looking concerned.

Jager scratches her head for a few minutes, boyish ebony black hair getting messily thrown about before she shrugs. "Honesty Risa? I have no idea where that guy is. I mean, I'm pretty sure he came with us, I saw him touch down with us, but really he could be anywhere. Anywhere." She repeats before glancing behind herself as if to make sure there is no one there. Seems she shares your fears.

As you make ready to talk about how the sloth is a quantum wavelength of both rape and not rape(But is actually rape) a gust of wind takes all three of you. Jager covers her eyes and grumbles about needlessly flashy entrances before the wind dies and shows the teenager from before. Long hair kept in a loose ponytail and brilliant green eyes staring at you three. He draws his blade then blinks as if he just noticed you. He holds that position for a few moments before raising his hand in a lazy salute. "Yo, Schrodinger."

"Yo, Fuma" You reply, raising you hand in reply. You hold that pose for a little while while he looks over the group then puts his sword down looking confused.
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"That's, er, that's the queen of Hueco Mundo." He points out.

"King, because hollows don't do gender pronouns very well." Jager corrects casually.

"Right, okay." He nods looking to you for explanation, his grip tightening slowly on his sword.

"Yeah, she's cool. Honestly we are mostly just phoning it in for now. Nobuhiko's got his hands on that weird thing which makes him pretty much invincible for now, but we are hoping he will overload his power and explode, or something. I play things by ear." You explain.

He seems confused for a few seconds before nodding his head and putting his blade away, evidently not pressing the issue.

"You know where he is? Or how we can stop him?" Fuma asks.

[]Nope, sorry, you are on your own.
[]Yeah, he's on the hill.
Then
[]Go see someone else(Write in from the list before)
[]Ask Fuma something
[]Ask Jager something
[]Other, please specify
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Well, fucking Twitter got hacked without me knowing. I thought azure quiet on us.

As much as it pains me to admit, we need to drop the so fucking happy lizard disguise and chat with captain. Tell him we have secretly found a way to deal with !aizen but we have to wait for the correct time. As long as it's not one of the"kill all hollows" captain them we should be able to go easy some red bean paste ice cream with the scrubby hollows. (Side note: that ice cream is disgusting)

>>28060574
>Yeah, he's on the hill.

"Oh yeah, little while ago I killed most of the Quincy and Bount, who were planning on turning this dimension back into their world or something?

Surprised none of you were there for that."

>>28060574

"Last I heard, something about destroying pillars to gain 'unfathomable power' or some such... seriously, Everyone knows the true symbol of power is how well one's room is kept! Not to mention how the countdown to Ragnarok has begun and Loki was using the Quincies and Bounts to release Fenir... But that is a story for another time, we've got three years before that shit hits the dimensional fan....

Though Good news! I finally extracted my revenge upon the nonsense moon!!!

>>28060601
Your twitter or mine? Either way, good to have you back.

>>28060574
Best to just let him do his thing and try and reduce collateral damage while he gets ready. We can stop him before the final step, but only then. So... Let's all go grab ice cream!

>>28060657
Mine, used a time zone tag from Russia because it was the first on the list and had 62 Russian spam mail messages sent in 5 minutes. Didn't realize it for a whole month. I've caught up now and glad I managed to catch this thread.

>>28060574
"He's wandering around somewhere, lusting after fruit or something. Damn applefuckers. Anyway, yeah. His hax is totally gonna go nuclear probably definitely."

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"Nobuhiko is on the hill where he killed Ran." You state scratching at your face, your long painted nails leaving trails of red along your skin. "As for stopping him we may just have to wait it out. His apple thing is going to go nuclear soon enough if we just wait it out, but I guess we can't just stand around playing gin until he explodes." You explain reaching into your inventory.

"No we can't. We have to stop the arrancar who are with him from destroying soul society! They seem to be after certain pillars which are tied into the society. I am not certain why they are there. Honestly I have never seen them before, so I can only assume they are part of his plan." Fuma explains looking back towards the combat in the city.

"Also." Jager starts narrowing her eyes at you. "Gin rummy doesn't actually involve drinking bottles of gin and rum."

You casually toss the bottles aside before smiling as if you didn't almost descend into an alcoholic fit of joy. "So we have to delay the apple fuckers long enough to-"

"Apple fuckers?" Fuma asks and you realize these people, so brainwashed by the soul king, likely don't even know that Satan, and the garden of Eden, and, like, the lord almighty who is okay with divorces because England. You quickly cover it up by ignoring the question as if it didn't happen and continue. "We can stop him before the final step, but that's it." You explain.

"So is there anyone else you want to get from your hollow band who is currently fighting our shinigami?" Fuma continues, evidently willing to indulge your insanity for now.

Seems it's time to assemble your team.

Who do you want to go see and break free from their fighting?
[]Go get sin-fin. Her deadpan humor amuses you
[]THE GREAT ME
[]Docta gangsta, he is gangsta as fuck
[]Hollow Ridah
[]EVERYONE!
[]Other, please write in.

Azure's slow tonight.

>>28061122
>[]EVERYONE!
If just to minimize shinigami casualties.
>>28061125
I bet its because he's not drunk.

>>28061122
Wait I'm confused, what are we doing now?

I assume our subordinates can take care of themselves.

>>28061125
Excellent timing. Anyone got a slowpoke?

>>28061122
Short Fin, hollow rider, is LUCHA around?

>>28061122
>[]THE GREAT ME
>[]Docta gangsta, he is gangsta as fuck
Just get the ones we care about. Sin-fin can handle herself.

>>28061173
Why would we want to minimize shinigami casualties?

>>28061122
>THE GREAT ME
He was fighting other hollows wasn't he?

What's up with that.

>>28061210
Because we seem to be slightly less homicidal lately? I mean we could have shape shifted and fought a bunch of dudes just now but we talked it out instead.

>>28061210
The captains of squads 2, 3, 4 and 13 are remarkably cool as are a few of the LT's. The rest of them can burn in a fire as far as I care. Except what's his face, the one we promised to protect.

>>28061251
Ran's boy toy?

Also, check on doctor gangsta, if he is fine and testing or experimenting then levee him to his work. The great me and his lucha buddy might be tag teaming shinigami, which would be hilarious too watch. Basically just let our pesche our whatever the sensor is dictate our direction and actions based on what we feel and who's getting hurt. Aside from ourselves and rape sloth no one else really has the cloaking to hide from us.

Oh, and how fun would it be too get jaegs and ourselves to second release and watch the soul society shit it's pants from the spiritual pressure. I guess Dave that trick for not-aizen to make him stumble at the last moment.

>>28061240
Eh, killing them just isn't that satisfying anymore.

>>28061392
They are too scrubby unless there is a horde of them thats the problem.

>>28061360
Jager's only halfway to second release.

We needed to get 100 SP to unlock ours.

>>28061410
Maybe she might need less because of the whole closer to human thing.

>>28061429
That doesn't really make sense.

If she could second release, she'd know.

>>28061409
Well I mean they might have fun sword powers.

But we'd probably kill them before they got a chance to do much with them.

We do that.

A lot.

>>28061429
Or maybe since she isn't a main character her requirements are lower, or her second release is plot relevant and we'll be revealed at the most opportune time, or maybe she made sp from building water parks, Zen gardens, and decorating... hell we build sp from some creepy humans drawing the demons they see in their dreams which happen to be real and empowered from the worship just like Yhwh.

>>28061461
I mean isn't releasing just getting really really in touch with your major characteristics? Loneliness for the cannon guy and enjoyment for us. Maybe since Jagger is more in touch with her human stuff it will come easier to her?
I don't know, personally I dont think she will even get a second release I bet she just gets some powers like Cain's. I think we should check if the design of her knife starts to change for one thing.

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"There are a few people who are still not under Nobuhiko's spell." You state narrowing your eyes as your senses extend, the others showing up as blips on your mental radar.

"A few? So you've been working towards making some of the hollows friendlier to the shinigami while you were gone! I see, I see." Fuma nods happily as if he had just confirmed something before looking towards the horizon, towards the chick with the scar, uh... "Nasuko" You explain. Yeah, her, she is fighting the LT of Fuma's squad, the trampy pirate girl I want to bone, but with fuma watching. I think he would like that.

"Okay, you go and find the others and meet up with the captain commander. We will all storm Nobuhiko together and stop his plan from coming to fruition." He explains before flash stepping off.

You nod towards Jager before sonidoing over to where The Great Me was fighting earlier and you see several arrancar knocked out or worse laying around you. You step between the broken bodies humming some tuneless song until the wall in front of you. The Great me is full body charging Caim, the fallen angel LT you crossed blades with before, and letting out a scream as the burning flames engulf the both of them. He lifts Caim above his head before slamming him down onto the ground, his go juice flaring out.

Caim rests within the rubble of the walls as The great me lets out a howl of joy. He turns to you, and you note his daughter Caede sits on his shoulder, letting out an obscene aura, something which reminds you of pestilence, or a lie to cover up the murder of a loved one. He turns to you and smiles. "Oh, Risa! Hello, it has been some time! Sorry I can;t speak longer, but I am sort of busy!"
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"As I have said, we are on your side. Why do you fight me?" Caim asks, his burning sword returning to his hand.

"True, but Caede says you will be a most interesting bout! I am well aware of how mad this world is, and how very screwed up everything is. So why not enjoy it? I took my daughter from an arch demon of hate, and rode upon a wave of carnage to the end of times!" He explains laughing. As Caim dusts himself off Dominic sets Caede down next to you and you feel his go juice swell. "Mind Caede for me, would you?"

Caim snarls and something similar to Lucifer's voice starts to swell around Caim. "Infidel." He snarls.

What do you do?
[]Let him fight it out, he is having fun
[]Make them stop
[]Just leave
[]Other, please specify
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>>28061566
She has 50 ??? and hasn't spent them yet, so I'm thinking she needs more before she can unlock stuff.

>>28061588
>I took my daughter from an arch demon of hate, and rode upon a wave of carnage to the end of times!"
DAAAAAAMN Great me is metal as fuck

>>28061588
Jesus christ, THE GREAT ME is great.

>>28061588
Let em go as long as caim isn't about to decimate THE GREAT ME. If he fought an arch demon for his daughter he may be okay to duke it out with el spooky eyes.

>>28061588
Mention that the applefucker is about to pull some bullshit and give himself mad superpowers and that if he keeps messing around here with the fallen angel he is going to miss out on some cool shit.

>>28061588
"Least someone's having fun. Try not kill each other too hard alright? I already bothered learning both of your names."

Ask Caede if her demon senses can tell her how long it'll be until Nobuhiko does whatever.

>>28061588
[x]Make them stop
Enough. Not now.

>>28061696
Eh, we might not get off on picking fights for no reason anymore, but that's no reason to be a buzzkill.

>>28061588
>[x] Other

Well, if you really want to fight it out with this guy, okay then.

But you're really gonna miss out on all the cool shit we're gonna pull on Nobuhiko. I hear he's trying to get untold forbidden power right now that's probably way beyond his reach. Not like that comes along only once in a lifetime. Or spirit-time? Death-time? Tons of shinigami are gonna throw themselves at him too. Not just the scrubs either, but captains and lieutenants and everyone. It's not something you're going to want to miss out on.

>>28061696
We need time to set up a ring, print off tickets and steal recording equipment.

>>28061729
"Plus after that, if all goes as planned we're gonna murder the shit out of Zero Squad and the Soul King himself.

If you want to tire yourself out before the real show starts, then whatever."

>>28061732

True.

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Some part of you wants to stop them, some part of you wants to tell them this is stupid, but at the same time you really can't help but admire the pure, unadulterated awesome that is The Great Me! I don't even remember what his name is, he is just too great to be held back.

"So, er, I guess don't kill each other? I am really not sure where to go from here." You state as you feel the go juice surge and The Great Me tackles Caim into a wall, clearly in his own world and just fucking loving it.

You cover your eyes as the dust and debris settle around you and look down at Caede who has not yet moved. "I feel old." You explain looking back at the hole in the wall where The Great Me once tackles a man with no care for the future. "I used to think it fun to pick fights and try and figure out what I should do, but honestly I just can't anymore. I just don't have the, I dunno, drive?" You offer while Caede looks up at you, you feeling insecure as you remember her fly like appearance.

She just nods to you and you scratch your head while thinking what to ask next. "So, can you, uh, see when the apple will get finished? With your freaky demon eyes or what ever?"

She thinks on it for a moment before shaking her head. "We were not... there." She whispers, her voice like a lemon tree, though I am not certain what that means.
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"Well, that's fair. Come on Caede, your papa is fighting an angel and we have to get an army together." You state scooping her up in your arms and sonidoing away, your breakneck speed carrying you further than anyone else.

You arrive on the next battlefield, and find several shinigami laying on the ground, their veins bulging as their muscles convulse. You see a Cadillac on the side of the street, bouncing in time with a heavy base line. You walk over to the car and knock on the window with the hilt of your sword. The window lowers and behind a massive haze of smoke you see docta gansta sitting in the driver's seat, his nurse sitting in the passenger seat, wiping her mouth.

"Sup playa?" He asks.

Good question
[]I need you to help me get ready for attacking nobuhiko
[]Cool ride, keep at it
[]Other please specify
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>>28061983
Where the fuck did that come from?!

>>28062000
Try to bum a spliff off of him.
>>28062011
It sort of fits though doesn't it.

Bonus to rolls if put in rhyme

>>28062011
Picture swap.

>>28062000
Eh he seems to have got this.

Dude hasn't even gotten out of his car yet, so technically none of the shinigami have seen him.

>>28062000
>his nurse sitting in the passenger seat, wiping her mouth.
Has Dr. Gangsta found a way to revive sexytimes?

>>28062101
mah niggah, well he just made this desert hell hole alot more entertaining

>>28062089
Or if you want a shitty couplet

"Keep on keeping on
Tu es une source d'inspiration."

He too is living the dream.

>>28062000
>[x]I need you to help me get ready for attacking nobuhiko
I don't even know how to turn this into a rhyme and I just want to go back to sleep but I've been sleeping for like 20 hrs every day for the last week and I can't rhyme now

>28062000
>his nurse sitting in the passenger seat, wiping her mouth.
Wow lewd, AE.

[x]Cool ride, keep at it.
Let's let him chill with his supposed to be nonexistent sex drive.

>>28062011
from the fact that obviously enough kebab hasn't been removed yet.

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You hold out your hand expectantly and he hands you a rolled herb which he quickly lights for you. You take a deep breathe and loose the ability to feel your lips as the foul tasting green tinted smoke enters your spirit lungs and effects you in ways Caede can't know about yet. You lick your lips as cotton mouth takes you and reach into his car. You take his 40 from the drink holder and drain about half of it after biting off the bottle cap and then hand it back to him. You look back towards the hill and nod to yourself getting the beat.

"Sup my nigga, don;t mean to waste your time,
But please indulge me in my rhyme,
Nobuhiko is acting like a little bitch
So let's treat that nofunigami like he is a snitch.
Let's rip his heart out, and bleed him dry,
Let's dance through is ashes while we make him die.
We are making an army of the willing, you want in?
Though if you say no, niggas will be asking where you been."

The doctor thinks for a minute before nodding.

"Aight girl, we be cool as fuck,
Nobuhiko done already pushed his luck.
Let me at him, my nigga, I'mm make it quick,
That motha fucker will suck my D-RADIO EDIT-"

You nod to the good doctor as he rolls up his window and drivers off, clearly knowing what he is doing. You take a deep drag of the probably illegal chemicals and feel them flood your body. You look back at Caede and shrug before deciding to make your way out of there. You scoop her back up into your arms and walk through the corpses of the nofunigami, likely victims of the good doctors experiments, and then sonido back towards Jager. She has already made a small base by the foot of the mountain. She looks to you as you arrive and drop off Caede.
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I was going to ask for your help
Since I needed to crush a whelp
Though it seems like you know what you're doing
So I'll leave you as is unless you feel like fooling

I am not a clever man.

>>28062380
I am also not a very fast man.

>>28062343
I fucking love your characters Azure
and it saddens me that none of my quest characters will ever stand up to them.

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"This isn't a daycare Risa, kids shouldn't be here." She explains, though you note she hands Caede a candy before sending her on her way.

You look over the base and smell Doctor Gangsta driving towards the foot of the mountain, hot on your heel, You give a smile towards Jager, remembering how she acted on the moon and seriously, despite being muscular she was soft. Like, the good soft, but with just a hint of protectiveness. You think she would be cool with wanting to- "Seriously? I just managed to get you to stop mucking about. Focus. Nobuhiko. Are you ready?" You ask. Well, yeah, I guess. I mean, if I were to take an exam on it I would probably get about an 85% on it which is, you know, a B. "Very solid B. But in the real world you either manage it or you don't. Were I in charge of you, B quality work would get you fired, there are plenty of As waiting to take your job." You explain. But it's who you know, not what you know, man. Look, I am just saying I can probably manage it and-

"Risa, you are turning purple." Jager explains and you blink back to reality, your mind swimming in the new sensations.

I suppose the real question is should you get sin-fin and the other nofunigami?
[]Sin0--Fin is with the girl who promised to save her, go see her!
[]Check up on the medics
[]Fight the other rebel captains
[]Other, please specify
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>>28062423
>[]Sin0--Fin is with the girl who promised to save her, go see her!

>>28062423
>Sin-Fin is with the girl who promised to save her, go see her!

Probably killing her, and then she'll just mope about it.

>>28062423
Go help short fin
Also I am tempted to get that good doc to do whatever he did to put his sex drive back on just because we are risa and we are hedonism but I feel if we do then the entire quest for our plant bro would come to a screeching halt while Risa experiments with the entire population of the soul worlds at once

On the other hand it would be hilarious

Oh yeah [X] go help short din and maybe kick the other captains in the bollocks

>>28062479
You do make a good point. How did he do that?

>>28062479
WAIT
what if plant bro is a perverted son of bitch/ daughter of a bastard
WHAT IF how we get him/her back is by fucking
everything

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You decide Sin-Fin is the most pressing concern. You say farewell to Jager and sonido away, thinking deeply about how canadian bacon is better than regular bacon because canada was formerly a British colony, then realizing that America was also originally a British colony and cursing Hitler for costing you the empire. I never paid much attention in history class so- Anyway, you leap through the maze like surroundings of Soul society until you find Sin-Fin. You land on the roof and observe both, er...Mizuko Shiba? as well as sin-fin standing in the center of a district, the surroundings noticeably not damaged.

Mizuko is petting Sin-Fin gently, almost like she is consoling an old friend while Sin-Fin stands looking down at the Shiba's feet. You are confused as your muscles tense and you crouch down to get a better listen in to the pair of them and pick up their conversation.

"-I know you don't want to, and honestly you don't have to. You only have the power you decide you have." Mizuko explains gently, her hand constantly stroking sin-fin's head.

"No, I have to. I can't say no. I am not allowed to say no. If I say no the memories come back." Sin-Fin replies trying to step back.

As she steps away from the comforting grasp of Mizuko, the shiba takes a few steps forward and wraps her arms around Sin-Fin. Sin-Fin tenses as the close embrace envelopes her, then relaxes. Sin-Fin stands there, being embraced, before muttering just loud enough for you to hear "I have to. It's my punishment. I have to obey. I didn't obey before and I got punished. Everyone was punished." She mutters.
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"That isn't good enough!" Mizuko explains pushing Sin-Fin don and looking her in the eyes from a few inches away. "You can't just think you are at fault. Everyone makes their own choices good or bad. If you just try, I know things will work out. You don't have to be alone any more." She explains slowly falling forward, though if a conscious action or not you can't say.

"Lewd." You state after dropping your cloaking and crouching down a meter away from the pair of them, your hands resting on your cheeks as your long hair rests on the ground "Mega lewd. I thought the doctor was lewd, but this? This wins. You are the most lewd I have ever seen." You state and Mizuko goes red before throwing herself off Sin-Fin.

Sin-Fin slowly props herself up and tilts her head at Mizuko as she tries to get a hold of herself. "This-This isn't what it looks lie. I know it looks bad, but honestly I was trying to help her! She came here looking like her husband beat the snot out of her, so I-" She starts but you interrupt.

"Tried to woo her away from her husband and teach her about forbidden love. It's cool, I get it. I don't judge. You done with your dark plans short fin? Because Nobuhiko is being a bitch." You explain and Sin-Fin turns her head towards you, her dark eyes all too knowing for your liking.

"I am uncertain. Is our conversation done?" She asks of Mizuko and she takes a step back.
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"No! I mean, yes! As long as you know I am here! Not that I need to be, but because I want to; ah, no, I don't mean anything by want to. Um" She blinks confused for a few moments making sin-fin nod.

"We are done." She answers standing up and dusting herself off.

"Cool, We are going to storm knobhiko. I made a base camp, so if you wait there it would be perfect. Here, I will show you where we set up. Also I may call you Lewd-Fin from now on, It's a thing" You explain while standing up and moving to go.

"W-Wait! I'm coming too!" Mizuko explains running after you towards the base camp. Fuma will be collecting the others as we speak, so likely we will have a sizable army when we storm nobuhiko. That will force the apple to evolve, I am certain.

Also, Short-Fin is mine. Make sure the trap realizes that.

Well I have been running for quite a few hours. Not as many replies as I would have liked, but what ever. I am still around for spxp spending and discussion if you like.
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>>28062887
>I didn't obey before and I got punished. Everyone was punished.
I think it's safe to say that she's totally Eve.

>>28062912
The hug one that's a limited time offer.

And yeah sorry for the lackluster participation on my part. While your writing hasn't suffered at all, for some reason this just doesn't feel as exciting as it should be.

>>28062912
>Well I have been running for quite a few hours. Not as many replies as I would have liked, but what ever. I am still around for spxp spending and discussion if you like.
Pretty sure the death hug has been the consensus for weeks now.

As for more replies, well I dunno.

>>28062946
Still could technically be Pandora, though in that case she REALLY shouldn't feel the guilt she does, since any world run by the fucking Greek Gods would suck ass.

>>28062975
Could be both? Beings of faith are tricky
>>28062972
>>28062963
So death hug? Okay, I will put it in now and then spin the wheel of other skill trees.

>>28062972
>As for more replies, well I dunno.

Lack of consistency plus people might think he's still dead.

Plus I was playing along with Homeless Mutant Quest.

I want to say that things would probably pick up if things could be more frequent than maybe once a week. But really, I'm no expert
>>28063005
>spin the wheel of other skill trees
That sounds unsettling.

>>28062963
I agree about it not being as exciting as it should be I feel like there's something missing but i'm not sure what it is

>>28063018
Wasn't there some rumor that Azure got alcohol poisoning?

>>28063005
So what does beings of faith mean?

I take it that Lucifer/God/whatever didn't fill the Earth with rock-shaped bones, and trick carbon atoms and, well, math, into indicating that the universe is over two million times older than it actually is?

>>28063033
>Wasn't there some rumor that Azure got alcohol poisoning?

Yeah, and with the amount he drinks I actually believed it myself.

Plus I'd be more interested in this quest when the omakes get posted to the pastebin.

>>28063019
Ha ha, I give you limited abilities based on the other trees you have access to and then eventually give you access to the whole tree.
>>28063018
>>28063033
>>28063039
I am still wondering where the rumor I died of alcohol poisoning came from. Hopefully I will be able to run more often and dismiss those rumors.
>>28063036
Pretty much if they are believed in you will be given power. Sin-Fin could, in theory, be both pandora and eve.

As to the omakes... Well, I will see what I can do about that. Honestly I have not been feeling up to writing much lately.

Also, homeless mutant is great fun

>>28063058
>Ha ha, I give you limited abilities based on the other trees you have access to and then eventually give you access to the whole tree.
I didn't see anything unlock. Guess we spun the $0

>>28063080
I have not rolled for it yet.

>>28063058
Archelon x AzureEarth OTP

>>28063058
>As to the omakes... Well, I will see what I can do about that. Honestly I have not been feeling up to writing much lately.

I'm fine with waiting, though I'm just very excited for Canon!Risa.

>>28063058
>Also, homeless mutant is great fun

Holy fuck yes it is.

I cannot wait to see our updated power list. Or what awkward Peter Parker shenanigans we get into soon.

>>28063105
Mah nigga. Now if Gwen would just turn into Spider-Woman...

>>28063105
>>28063125
I can only hope that Risa makes a religion and JJ learns to follow the hedonistic joy that Monologue preaches.

>>28063125
Gwen is such a shit so far

>>28063145
Eh, Spider Sense is a bitch to deal with.

Also we probably should have investigated what was going on with her a lot sooner.

>>28063140
>I can only hope that Risa makes a religion and JJ learns to follow the hedonistic joy that Monologue preaches.

I was thinking that Risa could be the drunk, abusive but loving God and JJ would be the Jesus who is kinda tired and used to dealing with Risa's shit.

>>28063176
>Also we probably should have investigated what was going on with her a lot sooner.

When did we have the choice?

>>28063185
It seems like we'd be more of an apathetic God, only intervening when shit gets real, and otherwise just kind of aimlessly drifting around.

Also no one would have stairs anymore.

Only ramps.

>>28063197
Well the sudden unprompted timeskips didn't exactly help, but there were definitely windows of opportunity before Hobgoblin first showed up. Or even when we met Black Cat again.

I know I brought it up several times.

>>28063213

What quest are you following?

I do not remember doing that with JJ at all.

>>28062912
So the plan is to all gang up on Nobuhiko and make him turn into a door to the Royal Realm?

Then what's the point of the pillars, and not just something like "the Captain Commander has it, kill him."

Were we not supposed to gang up on him so soon, but instead just give him time to prepare for a while?

>>28063237
Wait you mean that there's a Gwen Stacy with Spider Powers in Homeless Mutant Quest as well?

Huh.

I thought that was just in Peter Parker Quest.

To dismiss the rumor of booze poisoning I had test week this week so I was busy studying and changing my major, and a whole bunch of stuff. So that was a thing.

>>28063261
Nice cover. It's almost as believable as the alcohol poisoning!

>>28063249

I was talking about Homeless Mutant Quest, not Peter Parker Quest.

>>28063261

Next time if you're taking a break, give notice.

Otherwise people will think you etiher died or quit and will not care anymore.

>>28063311
That's what I said?

So the Gwen Stacy in that Quest is also someone people want to become Spider-Woman?

>>28063338
I run when I can during the semester.

>>28063359
>So the Gwen Stacy in that Quest is also someone people want to become Spider-Woman?

We haven't met Gwen Stacy.

And you did not make it clear at first what you were talking about.

>>28063400
Then what the hell are >>28063125
and >>28063145 talking about?

Missed the thread again, oh joy. Well, whatever, I enjoyed reading through it as always.

Azure? We killed the Moon, our char sheet can be updated about that.

Sorry I was giving myself alcohol poisoning so I wasn't able to respond through the quest. Should have Twitter fixed and able to respond next time.

.... cheap bottle service is both awesome and dangerous. Never come to Asia Azure is not good for your liver.

Still alive? May as well continue