>>28092703
>[X]Headbutt her.
Look, I'm just saying, she's a REALLY shitty copy of us if she didn't expect lifting us by the hair to result in a headbutt.

>>28092703
[x] Kick her in the cunt

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>>28092703
>[x] Punch her, have her know what pain is really like.
When has Plan A ever failed us?

>>28092703
>ruin your reputation
pfft...ahahaha

>>[X]Headbutt her.

>>28092718
>[X]Headbutt her.
Let's do this

>>28092703
[X] Headbutt her

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[x] Ignore her to the best of your ability.

Deadpan it. Make it seem like we ain't even mad.

>>28092756
>When has Plan A ever failed us?
I was thinking about this. Technically plan A is "ignore the problem and see if it goes away". Plan B is "punch it" and we've never needed a plan C.

>>28092789
>>28092796
>>28092803
Bah the cunt kick would have stunned her for at least one more round of combat

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>>28092813
Hm... that does sound quite a lot like us. In which case, Plan A is a crock of shit and it's Plan B that has never failed.

>>28092703
[x]I guess we're...butting heads.

>[x]Ignore her to the best of your ability.

Do not even recognize this delusion

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>>28092718
>>28092789
>>28092796
>>28092803
>>28092856
Here we go getting ahead of ourselves...

>>28092808
I like this.

You want to bully us? Ha, we don't even notice you.

Counting and writing

>>28092703
i kinda like this idea
>>28092733
[x] Kick her in the cunt
we fight dirty, also she has us by the hair

>>28092943
>>28092924
Crap I forgot

[x]Ignore her to the best of your ability.

>>28092913
That is the worst pun.

>>28092849
yeah but plan A is also the lazy girl option.

[x] "Another clone? Seriously? Just how stupid are you people?

'OH, IT WORK BEFORE, I'M SURE IT WILL WORK THIS TIME'
'MORE CLONES!' "

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>>28092991
>That is the worst pun.
I can do worse.

>yeah but plan A is also the lazy girl option.
Yeah, but when bitch gots us by the hair is time to stop being lazy and fuck shit up.

>>28093042
>>yeah but plan A is also the lazy girl option.
>Yeah, but when bitch gots us by the hair is time to stop being lazy and fuck shit up.
Oh yeah, don't get me wrong. She's gone from irritating to menace. Apparently by dint of something she did, or has been doing. Plan A is a failure at this point.

It is indeed time to bust out plan B.

>more clones
They really want us to get laid, don't they.

[x]Headbutt her.

You wait for her to let guard down, until she lifts yup up to to around waist level. Before she has any time to react you push off the ground making the top of your head connect with her jaw at an amazing velocity. You hear a noise not unlike that of a window breaking and she lets go of your hair. You quickly take s few steps back to get out of grabbing range and take a good look at her.

You feel a slight twinge of pain in you chest when you see that her head is filled with a lot of tiny cracks, all originating from her chin. She is glaring at you again. "I just want to get your body but since you're not going to let me I'll have to do it the really hard way."

And...she doesn't do anything for now. You've been too immersed in your fight that the people around you are staring at you. The must think you're insane, but in your case you really have a psychopathic being living inside your skull so fuck them.

In your moment of distraction you see that the other you is charging at you. She really needs to be taught a lesson. Looks like she's really sloppy at this, you could do some damage if you hit her properly.

[]Punch her.
[]Just dodge her attack.
[]Kick her as hard as you can.

>>28093230
[x] KICK HER IN THE CUUUUUUUUNT

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>>28093230
>[x] Kick her as hard as you can.
Hey, it was her choice not to play nice. It's her own fault that we END HER.

>>28093230
[X] Grab her head, trip her, turn it into a spin and then launch her in the direction of the changing room.

>>28093230
>[X]Just dodge her attack.
HOPEFULLY we can just keep avoiding until we're in an ally or somewhere discreet.

I hope we don't end up killing mini-me.

>>28093230
[x]Kick her as hard as you can.
Do the good ol' 'lean to the side while kicking at waist level and hit their stomach with impunity' trick.

>>28093230
[x]Kick her as hard as you can.

>>28093230
>[x]Just dodge her attack.

Plan A reigns supreme!

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>>28093272
We've got enough voices in our head. She's surplus.

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>>28093230
>[x]Kick her as hard as you can.

>>28093268
TEAM ROCKET'S BLASTING OFF AGAIN

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>>28093272
I hope we hug her and make it all better.

>This is the true way we've been solving our major life problems

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>mfw its an illusion and we're really just beating on some chick

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>>28093370
I'm sure we'd get to roll dice to notice something like that. Besides, even if it's an illusion, somebody definitely knocked us down and pulled our hair.

>>28093370
In Precure illusions are as dangerous as the real deal anyway.

>>28093370
Don't worry, the cracks suggest she's just beating the shit out of some inanimate object instead.

>>28093370
even more reason to kick her in the cunt

Couunting and writin'

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>>28093268

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>>28093579
Judging by the relevance and level of detail...
You a drawfriend? Because that would kick ass

>>28093646
not even close, that's about the limit of my ability.

>>28093666
not so much a drawfriend as a doodlefiend.

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>>28093707
That's still pretty cool. I may post shitloads of images, but it's not like I drew any of them myself.

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[x]Kick her as hard as you can.

This girl is foolish, she's been inside your head for enough time to know that you're no stranger to fighting. She should know better than this, she should an yet she is charging blindly at you. She will pay trying to go against you, for trying to take over your body and for being a bitch.

At the last moment you sidestep and you give her a kick any normal person would be proud to perform. You're greeted by the satisfactory sound of glass being crushed and and broken as your kick stops her dead in her tracks. You think you see her smile at the moment your foot made contact before pain and surprise worked their way into her face.

Most of her torso is gone, turned into glowing red shards of glass that hadn't yet begun to fall.

Before you can register anything else you feel as if someone had just stabbed you with a red-hot poker inside your chest. Your vision blurs as you yell out in pain and fall, you think on your back because you see a whole lot of blue.

[]Hold on to consciousness until Momoko/Aomi/other girls get here.
[]You don't think you can hold on for long. Leave a message with whoever gets to you first.
[]Try to pull yourself together and hit that bitch one more time.

>>28093743
if we're lucky my aesthetic disasters might shame someone with more actual talent into contributing.

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>>28093772
[X]Try to pull yourself together and hit that bitch one more time.
we'll die fighting

>>28093772
mahou shoujo tyler durden

>>28093772
[X]Try to pull yourself together and hit that bitch one more time.

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>>28093772
>[x] Hold on to consciousness until Momoko/Aomi/other girls get here.
Like any message we could leave is going to make shit for sense. What would we say? "Got punked by mini-me that only I can see?"

This isn't working. Fine. We stay in this until our support crew shows up.

>>28093772
>[X]You don't think you can hold on for long. Leave a message with whoever gets to your first.
If this means using our phone to call Momoko, or Aomi or Shorty or Green then I'm for it, but let's STILL try to hold on.

>>28093772
[x]Try to pull yourself together and hit that bitch one more time.

No point in messages or waiting for the others. We would just sound crazy, anyway.

>>28093772
>[]Hold on to consciousness until Momoko/Aomi/other girls get here.
If it's awake, so are we.

>>28093772
>She should know better than this
>>28093772
>you see her smile at the moment your foot made contact

punching her isn't working out the way we hoped. We are tearing outselves up here.

If we have to pass out, we're going out cursing Lubu's name.

>>28093851
write in our blood
MINI ME

>>28093798
>>28093838
>>28093883
ok, but you realize you're literally killing youself, right? beating the shit out of your own memory shard core

>>28093772
[]Hold on to consciousness until Momoko/Aomi/other girls get here.

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>>28093892
Our friends and family already think we might be crazy. Why give them proof?

>>28093911
>your own memory shard core
shit, that's exactly it, isn't it. I can't believe I didn't make that connection.

>>28093911
...............fuck, should've seen this coming

>>28093772
>[x]Hold on to consciousness until Momoko/Aomi/other girls get here.
use phone to get them there faster

>>28093772
>[X]Hold on to consciousness until Momoko/Aomi/other girls get here.
Maybe they will pick us up and hold us in there arms, like the GAR death scene in Terminator 2! Always wanted to reenact that

I wouldn't be surprised if Chameleon fag and Illusion bitch teamed up on us

>>28093772
[]Try to pull yourself together and hit that bitch one more time.

>>28094053
As bad as that plan is, it is absolutely in character.

Counting and writing

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Oh boy, time for mistakes.

[x]Hold on to consciousness.

Goddamn, its hurts so much. You really, really want to pass out but that might be exactly what that bitch is waiting. Whatever happens you need to warn somebody, anybody what you're going through. At least they could tell Lubu what's going on and he might be able to fix it. You ears are ringing, your vision is foggy and you feel like you've been fighting to stay awake all afternoon even though the sky is still blue.

You see some shapes around you, your shrieks must have made them worried as they're trying to stop your thrashing. Its none of the girls who might actually be useful to tell them.

You wait for what seems to be another eternity and you see her...oh crap why did it have to be her. You see a human shaped blob with orange on top and the only person who has hair like that is McShorty. The other girls are holding you down trying to make sure you don't hurt yourself.

You feel yourself slowly fading so there's not much time, "Get...Michiko." You gasp out and you see the orange-topped blob move as you hear one of the girls holding you down say something about your tongue. IT doesn't matter as she's beside you now. Anything you tell her will sound like gibberish to anyone except her or the others.

With final effort you use your unsteady, shaking hand to grab onto the girl's shirt collar and pull her close. YOur consciousness is fading faster than before. "Get...bear, thing in...head." You gasp before losing consciousness.

[]A square of flourescent light
[]Many floating lights
[]The moon out the window.

>>28094407
>[x]A square of fluorescent light

HAHA! Time for unfamiliar ceiling!

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>>28094407
>[]The moon out the window.

>>28094407
[X]The moon out the window.

>>28094407
[]The moon out the window.
This one sounds the most interesting.

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>>28094407
>[x] The moon out the window.
THIS IS AN ENEMY WE KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pnhBTBVi90

>>28094407
>[x]The moon out the window.

>>28094496
> Moonlight
> smiling
I shiggidy.

>>28094407
>[X]The moon out the window.

>>28094407
The last words were reasonably cryptical.
>[X]A square of flourescent light
Trope demands we are initially alone in the room.
Use the time to think up a better excuse for having to be saved.

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>>28094407
The moon out the window

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>>28094407
[x]The moon out the window.

Counting and writing

>>28094496
>THIS IS AN ENEMY WE KNOW HOW TO DEFEAT!
the thing is I think we know how to defeat this one, too.

The only question is whether we lower outselves to try the Momoko solution or whether we can find a more Masako solution to the problem.

How are we feeling? No signs of mini-us?

>>28094649
dem oons ide

Oh boy, I'm late.

I think we can pass this off as a seizure to the normals.

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You wake up on a bed, not a very comfy looking one, but a bed nonetheless. The lights are off and thankfully you don't see the other you, she must have been affected as well by being cut in half. The full moon is lighting up the room which turns out to be a hospital room. A cheap-looking one at that, your chest still hurts. You wince as you try to move only to find out that the pain doesn't actually get any better or any worse, its constant though you think the high dose of anesthetic might be doing the trick. YOu blink in surprise and hear movement besides you.

Aomi is sitting on a chair by the bed and has fallen asleep in a pretty uncomfortable position. The next thing you see is Lubu, laying down on your lap, sleeping as well. He seems to be sleeping there for when you wake up but you haven't actually moved enough to wake the adorable tiny woodland creature.

You wake him up by lifting up one of your legs and having him roll onto the table. He looks up at you and you both say, "We need to talk." At the same time.

[]Tell him ALL about mini-you
[]Omit when you first met.
[]Omit how you haven't been suspicious of her until today.

>>28094803
[x]Omit when you first met.

I forgot when we first met.

>>28094803
Tell him ONLY what he needs to know. We can make this as bad as pulling teeth for him, and then he'll give up once he gathers what he needs to tell us what he can.

>>28094819
immediately prior to flipping sides.

>>28094803
Tell everything. We need him to set up a take-down detail for us and our sister if either of us get taken over by this apparent failsafe mechanism.

>>28094803
>[x]Tell him ALL about mini-you
no reason not to tell all, we already known for our paranoia

>>28094803
>[X]Tell him ALL about mini-you
She doesn't hate the bear. She loves the bear. This was instrumental to the defeat of evil and will continue to be.

>>28094803
>[X]Tell him ALL about mini-you.

>>28094803
>[X]Tell him ALL about mini-you
We've only got guesses to work on here.

We need as much information as we can gather.

Up until now it was easy to pass this off as a hallucination, but -holy shit pain- this isn't us just being broken in the head.

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>>28094819
It was when we decided to become a seal guardian.

>>28094803
>[x] Tell him ALL about mini-you
And he really doesn't need to know we were crazy before we took up... wait. He already KNEW we were crazy when he offered us that job. This is the one person we can trust to accept us as the nutjob we truly are. Out with it.

>>28094803
>[x]Tell him ALL about mini-you
The bear is too cute! Sorry, Mini-me!

>>28094838
Right, we're paranoid. So why would we tell the bear everything? He doesn't need to know it all.

>>28094803
This is clearly another illusion.

[x] Spot illusion

>>28094803
>[x]Tell him ALL about mini-you

I don't like putting all my cards on the table at once but survival is a priority

>>28094803
>[]Omit when you first met.
I'm hoping one of these options lets us spare her in the end. I like having crazy mini-me around.

>>28094864
Because right now he's the only one who might have a clue what the fuck is going on.

The Bear is Mr. Exposition.

However, this does not mean we don't need to be ANGRY about it.

>>28094869
>This is clearly another illusion.
If it's an illusion, it's a good one. I don't see any obvious cracks other than the ones in our head,.

>>28094803
>[x]Tell him ALL about mini-you
She seem cool at first, but now I'm not so sure

>>28094891
Man, I guess it has to be done this time. But we have to start cutting back on what we let him know.

>>28094869
The forces of evil already know about her brain problems, they're the ones who built her and put them there.

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Is this going to happen to Aomi?

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>>28094915
Could be? But then, to all evidence she was created a little differently than we were. If nothing else, she had a more complete Memory Crystal.

>>28094891
>I don't see any obvious cracks
Well, other than it being night and Aomi still being in the room. But she IS our relative.

>>28094905
>She seem cool at first, but now I'm not so sure
Oh, no. She's pretty cool. It's hard not to respect someone who's hardcore enough to take one of our kicks just to advance her agenda.

I'm guessing she learned a lot about pain today.

>>28094915
>Is this going to happen to Aomi?
Depends on whether she's been seeing mini duplicates of herself, but I'm guessing no. She generally seems a lot more stable than us.

She also didn't handle the ring.

>>28094915
I'm pretty sure that the main reason this happened to us was because we picked up that magic ring from illusion bitch, and then totally forgot about it.

>>28094803
>You wince as you try to move only to find out that the pain doesn't actually get any better or any worse
I'm guessing the sensation of having half a pound of broken glass in the middle of our chest means getting out of bed isn't an option right now?

Counting and writing.

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>>28095046
Probably not.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukT54q2NoD0

>>28095080
>Probably not.
Damn. Just how closely do we pass for human?

They're not going to find like, two hearts or purple blood or something, right?

>>28095256
Well, the EMTs, Nurses, and Doctors haven't noticed any biological abnormalities.

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>>28095256
Well... we do have pointed ears. Naturally so. And yet people take us for human. But then, PreCure universes are fairly permissive on that scale.

We probably are not like the Doctor. Or at least, we should hope not, because if he exists at all, nothing gets unfucked without him.

>>28095302
that's assuming an ambulance took us

There's no evidence that's true at all.

[]Tell him everything

"You first" He says, and looks at you with his adorable beady eyes. You're not sure why but you tell him everything about mini-you, when you first met inside the seal room before you changed your mind about switching sides. How she hasn't had any ill intentions before today and how you trusted her completely before she turned on you, thinking she was just a figment of your imagination. You aren't a paragon of sanity and stability so some hallucinations wouldn't be out of the question.

He hmms in a very adorable way and begins speaking, "The doctors didn't find anything wrong with your body so I decided too check out your memory crystal while you were sleeping." He hands you a mirror, "Have it reflect your chest and you will see." You do so and see your memory crystal, about the size of your fist, glowing a bright girlish pink. And attached to it, you see a second crystal, it glows bright red and is dull in some areas. "You said that she started trying to attack you and take over today, right? I think its because its confident in overtaking you, he didn't count on your willpower though." Upon closer detail, it looks like the red one is growing partially inside yours.

"It seems to have rooted itself firmly in your crystal and won't let go. If you hit her again you might hurt yourself permanently. See the cracking at the edge of growth on your crystal. This whole thing a memory crystal that leeching off you and wants to take over apparently."

"Thats right, and if you don't let me have your body, I'll start breaking myself until you are beyond healing." You hear your very familiar voice say. She's sitting on the windowsill, significantly smaller than last time but still pretty big.

Your eyes widen in surprise, "You're seeing her right now, aren't you?" Lubu says.

[]I'm sure we can find a coma patient somewhere.
[]Fuck off, we're going to extract you.
[]WHy do you want my body so much?

>>28095403
>[]I'm sure we can find a coma patient somewhere.
This is hilarious. Give her some random schmuck's body and then kick her ass.

>>28095403
>"You're seeing her right now, aren't you?" Lubu says.
"You CAN'T?!"

>>28095403
>[]I'm sure we can find a coma patient somewhere.
Someone worthless to hock off our intruder, out of our body.

>>28095403
>[x]Why do you want my body so much?

should be axiomatic but assumptions aren't 100% reliable

>>28095403
>[x]I'm sure we can find a coma patient somewhere.
More sisters!

>>28095403
[x]I'm sure we can find a coma patient somewhere.
[z]WHy do you want my body so much?

>>28095403
[x] The solution is obvious, then. I'll have to crack open her own crystal and starting eating it's insides.

>>28095403
Our magical girl is pregnant? You deviant.

>>28095403
>[x]WHy do you want my body so much?

>>28095403
>I'll start breaking myself until you are beyond healing.
"You're not very bright, are you? You can't threaten someone like that.

Look, if I give you my body, I'm dead anyway, right? So that means all I've got left to look forward to is pounding your stupid face. Even if it kills me, I'll take you with me."

>>28095403
>[X]WHy do you want my body so much?
Though it's kinda obvious: I'd also like my body very much if I were me

>>28095403
>[]Why do you want my body so much?

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>>28095403
>[x] Fuck off, we're going to extract you.
"Listen up, you fucking parasite. If I'm going to lose my body anyway, I'm damn well taking you with me. Get out now and I might try to arrange something else for you."

>>28095492
You know that she's thinking the EXACT SAME THING.

>>28095536
It's to be expected. She IS us, after all.

>>28095403
[x] I'm sure we can find a coma patient somewhere

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>>28095549
She's a wannabe us. We might show her mercy if she surrenders, but otherwise we will happily punch her to death if it kills us.

>>28095565
Surrender is the wrong word.

Though, I guess we -kind of- did that once for Aomi's sake.

It's not about mercy. It's about how do we both survive? Because this isn't good for either of us.

>>28095565
I do believe we still have that creme for removing crystals lying around. We can take her out and punch her directly if she doesn't cooperate.

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"Look I get it. You want to be me. A lot of people want to be me. But face it! You don't have the charisma, beauty, charm, grace, strength, will, or intelligence to be me.You think the others are just going to sit by and let this happen? Just sit down, shut up and settle for just being yourself."

>>28095431
I'm going with this, I was certain Lubu was able to see her

[x] You CAN'T?

>>28095621
This is the best choice. We can always go cause great misery and inconvenience to the general populace at a later date.

>>28095617
We do. But... it's also a possible solution to Aomi and Misa's dilemma.

But possibly we could bluff with it?

>>28095403
[x]WHy do you want my body so much?

Priorities.

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>>28095617
That would be incredibly convenient. To the point that I can't imagine it would go well.

>>28095621
You. I like you.

>>28095644
You actually don't the tube had enough for one aplication and you used it up

>>28095675
also counting and writing

>>28095675
does mini me know that?

>>28095675
We did? When?

>>28095675
Looks like we need to go loot some generals for a new one then.

>>28095693
When you tried taking the memory crystal from misa but chickened out.
>>28095691
She is connected to you most likely

>>28095715
tsk, worth an asking

The bitch knows perfectly well we are crazy enough to punch ourselves to death over an ownership dispute. Any threats are likely to be bluffing

>>28095715
>When you tried taking the memory crystal from misa but chickened out.
We never actually got around to putting on the creme if I remember it right?

>You try to open the lock with some magic just enough to break this lock...everything seems to be going fine until you lose focuse for a moment and the hiccup in power makes you shoot right through the lock and into the room, leaving a burnt patch on the floor. That power hiccup might have only be minor if it didn't create so much light, it was like a pink sun was there for a moment. Misa sits straight up on her bed, Lubu doesn't seem to be around here and you don't have much time before Misa sees you. You ...
>[] Go for it, put on the hand cream first
>[X]Run away, she might see you but she won't recognize you.
>[]Reveal yourself, tell her everything.

Not that I have any objections to a retcon if it's made clear that you're retconning it.

>>28095792
or even just say the creme is expired or something.

>>28095792
Huh, I could have sworn you actually put the cream on, it might work, it might not. Your body will probably die if you try taking out the crystal anyways

>>28095769
The problem is we know we're also crazy enough to kill ourselves just over not being allowed to have the body.

We are literally our own worst enemy.

>>28095833
>Get Lubu to wake Aomi up, cede control of the mouth to Mini Us.
She's about the only person we'd listen to.

>>28095833
This was a very effective means of sabotage. We're very likely to die because both of us are willing to kill everyone to get our way, even us.

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>>28095826
Having to grow a new body would really suck, yeah. Not to mention not having the gear for it.

>>28095833
Of course, evidence suggests that mini-me thinks almost exactly the same way. This isn't a good situation for either of us.

>>28095866
The thing is, I'm pretty sure the other cures aren't just going to let that mini bitch just take over without doing something about it.

our ..sister(?)friends? acquaintances? and whatever Momo is to us are our ace in hole.

....Don't mess this up Misa and the noobs

>>28095940
>our ace in hole
We don't actually like any of them, and I doubt any of them would be particularly motivated to come to our aide in particular. Except imouto, but she's sleeping right now.

>>28095986
abandoning a teammate to die just doesn't sound like something a precure would do

>>28095999
Irrelevant anyway. Aomi is the only one we trust.

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>>28095986
Well, we've been a jerk, true. But we're a purified memory shard and other us is a RAGE RED PARASITE. I'm sure they'd rather help us than possibly end up with an evil seal guardian.

>>28095999
We don't have much reason to help them or believe in them, so logically, we should expect they feel the same. If they don't, it's a pleasant surprise.

>>28096012
I'm just banking on them being stereotypical good guys.

[x]WHy do you want my body so much?

"Why do you want my body so much?" You ask, glaring daggers at her, "Why? I mean, besides being super strong and magically awesome? Because I would disappear if I was put into a normal person. Absorbed and forgotten. There is no way that I will stop existing without having a body or at the very least without leaving a mark." She yells out and bends the index finger of her left hand until it snaps and breaks into hundreds of pieces of red glass shards.

You feel as if you've just been stabbed in the chest, and the air is knocked straight out of you. When you see your crystal's reflection you see a new, hairline fracture on its surface. The red crystal is just a tiny bit duller. Your sister still doesn't wake up...she isn't like Misa at all.

Lubu is still looking at you worried, "What did she say?" And you answered painfully, "That normal people are no use, she'll just be absorbed" you pant you, gripping your chest. "What about a new body, would you be happy with one?" You ask and she looks thoughtful, "Maybe, but what guarantee do I have that you'll keep your word? Quite frankly you're a lying two-timing bitch, whoever though that trying to play both sides in this little war was a good idea? Or for that matter, trying to not get involved when you're submerged to the neck in the stuff."

"So how do you expect me to trust you to give me a body?" She grabs another of her fingers and you look down at Lubu.

[]Tell him that he needs to make a bod for the crazy psycho inside our head.
[]She is crazy, tell Lubu to get her out of you, no matter the price. RIGHT NOW
[]Call her on her bluff, she won't get to the point of actually killing herself.

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>>28096090
>she isn't like Misa at all

>>28096090
[x]Call her on her bluff, she won't get to the point of actually killing herself.

She needs us just as much.

[x] Ask her why she's suddenly changed her tone and why she wasn't doing this before.

>>28096090

[x]Tell him that he needs to make a bod for the crazy psycho inside our head.

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>>28096090
>[x] Tell him that he needs to make a bod for the crazy psycho inside our head.
Eh, she may be a psycho, and if we get rid of her without killing ourselves we're basically just creating a new soldier for Dad who knows exactly how we think... but it's worth a shot. There is the slightest possibility that she'll recognize what she owes us, and if she doesn't we can just kill her at minimal risk. Relatively speaking.

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>>28096090
[x] Hug her

What did Momoko do when presented with a similar situation?

>>28096090
>[]Call her on her bluff, she won't get to the point of actually killing herself.

>Also, ask her what would happen if we put her in some sort of braindead body. We can make one really easy.

>>28096090
>[x]Call her on her bluff, she won't get to the point of actually killing herself.

>>28096090
>what guarantee do I have that you'll keep your word
>how do you expect me to trust you
Because she's you, you dumb bitch. Prisoner's dilemma in its purest form. Don't defect and everybody wins. We always look after our own--Aomi, for example.

Besides, we don't stab people in the back. We punch them in the face.

[X]Negotiate, it shouldn't be this hard if you know what the other party is thinking

>>28096090
Is it bad that I really like this girl?

>>28096090
>[X]Call her on her bluff, she won't get to the point of actually killing herself.

You know what. Once upon a time, we might have been willing to sacrifice ourselves without a second thought, but the thought of doing it now? We keep getting treacherous little thoughts of Aomi, or our life;

She won't pull the trigger any more than we could now.


[X] SUMMON THE REALITY MARBLE. Lets fight this in our own head.

>>28096159
"But I'm already in a braindead body!"

>>28096090
>[X]Call her on her bluff, she won't get to the point of actually killing herself.

"How do you expect ME to trust YOU if I do give you a body? Besides, you've been inside my head. You know exactly how likely I am to let someone force me into doing what they want. If you want to break your hand to teach me a lesson, just go get me a hammer and I'll fucking do it myself."

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>>28096157
I like the way you think

>>28096170
Actually, this could be good. Convince her that if she's us, then she should have no reason not to look out for herself, and therefore, we have no reason not to look out for her, and her for us.

>>28096090
[x] Tell her to take Lubu's body. He's adorable enough for her, right?

>>28096157
We literally can't do this.

It'd be like admitting that we're not a person of our own.

We need the Masako solution, not the Momoko one. No matter the price.

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As a side note, Illusion Lady dies for this. We are gonna choke that bitch til she spits up vertebrae and sew her skull into a punching dummy.

Carrying around a fucking cursed ring just to hand off to us. We kill that whore.

>>28096227
It's not that we're admitting we're not our own person

It's that we're admitting that Momoko had a sound solution to the problem.

>>28096228
We should totally mention this to ourselves. I think we'll agree.

>>28096228
sounds like we have our candidate for the magical body mini me needs

>>28096250
No, she had HER solution to the problem.

We are us. We do us. We cannot be her. Absolutely not.

>>28096170
Changing my other vote to this

[X]Negotiate, it shouldn't be this hard if you know what the other party is thinking

>>28096254
>>28096251

Also good points

Counting and writing

Say, are we really going to help that psycho? It's not like she can actually kills us, she'll die with us.

>>28096283
Neither of us wants to die today. But we're both stupid enough to do it if that's what it takes to win.

>>28096268
Which vote was yours?

>>28096307
It was
>>28096167

Probably doesn't matter now

>>28096283
we help her get a body, she becomes the red cure, proceeds to become irrelevant like all other reds
sounds like a plan to me

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>>28096326
Perhaps not, but if it's at all close the clarification might help.

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>>28096357
>Mini-me becomes a miniature us with a time limit on her powers.
I would die laughing.

>>28096357
This one is evil, angry and has a beef with us. I'd rather kill her.

>>28096402
why not both?

>>28096402
But... WE'RE evil, angry, and have a beef with our alternate self.

Isn't that a little hypocritical, even for us?

>>28096450
>WE'RE evil, angry, and have a beef with our alternate self.
AND the protagonist. Our actions justify themselves.

>>28096450
That's bullshit. We're evil, angry, and have a beef with everybody.

>>28096450
I think the problem is that we're TOO much alike

If we were controlling the little-us in the crystal, we would be doing exactly what she's doing right now.

We need to counter it.

>>28096484
>If we were controlling the little-us in the crystal, we would be doing exactly what she's doing right now.
I like to think we'd have organised a more credible threat first.

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I'm sorry people, my brain cannot into forming words after the last post, I will begin the next thread with the results of this one. Remember, you are playing chicken and both participants are too stupid or too stubborn to turn away.

See you on wednesday!

>>28096505
night kinto.

This has been good.

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>>28096505
We really are playing Russian Roulette with all the chambers loaded, aren't we?
Haha, good game.

>>28096505
thanks again kinto

>>28096505
Thanks again for the thread Kinto

Sleep well leave plenty of cryptic messages on twitter to get our shadowruns in a knot

>>28096505
Sounds promising.
I trust in our common sen--Ahahahah

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>>28096534
Nah, polish roulette

>>28096534
>We really are playing Russian Roulette with all the chambers loaded, aren't we?
The trick is to shoot the other guy.

>>28096574
the only problem is when the other guy is you and he's thinking exactly the same thing.

Need to change the battlefield.

>>28096484
Damn, if there was only somebody who's been through this already we could get advice from. Or a common enemy we both instinctively hate.

>>28096501
We've never done that in the past. We just dick around and rely on our natural talent and burning will to pull us through.

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>>28096505
>Remember, you are playing chicken and both participants are too stupid or too stubborn to turn away.

Yeah, sounds like us.

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>>28096505
>mfw he's wracking his brain trying to find a way to not kill Masako off

btw, thanks for running.

>>28096671
>>mfw he's wracking his brain trying to find a way to not kill Masako off
>implying all he has to do isn't just make it a dice roll

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>>28096606
Someone we both instinctively hate, eh? If this was an AllStars incident, we'd have the perfect target, but...

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>>28096671
in b4 this happens

>>28096671
Oh I'm sure there's an easy way out

What I want: an easy way that lets both us and Mini-Me live so we have MORE FRIENDS

>>28096671
No need to kill masako, when we can offer our punching bag illusion lady as a sacrifice.

>>28096730
>MORE FRIENDS

..I almost feel that we have too many friends.

>>28096730
>FRIENDS

We don't have friends. We have imouto and other girls.

>>28096760
It's not enough, we want it all. Don't you remember the mind boat incident? We walk away with everything and foil any heist that's not ours.

>>28096760
Our social circle is dangerously large, but it can't be helped. We have imouto, who can't be dropped, the other guards, who unfortunately can't be dropped, the normal cures, who will be very hard to drop, the people we live with and the club members. We can easily drop the last, though, but it'll mean dropping the whole school thing and changing our living arrangements, which means we'll need a new cover and probably more people.

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>>28096760
we're not done until we have our own poverty god.

Infact, Kinto, you should watch Good Luck Girl. I think it'd be theraputic for you.

>>28096805
eh, I think Momo likes.. well more than the other ones do

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>>28096760
befriend all the things

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>>28096881
Whole school thinks we're a lesbian anyway. Should be obvious where we got it from.

>>28096760
Most are just our support group.

>>28096554
Pls no, why all Meguca CYOA gotta be so paranoid?

>>28104356
We are not Meguca. We are Cure.

Infact, we're not even Cure, we're seal guardian.

>>28104457
Essentially we're a living plot token?

>>28107877
I'd hate to say "Yes", but sometimes it feels that way.