>>28110896
Reporting for duty.

>>28110896

>>28110896

So we're actually almost as strong as Nappa is, canonically.

>>28110946
Nappa's pl is 7000

>>28110799
>>28110835
"My alarm clock blew up. Along with my teddy bear. And my whole planet" you tell Salta. "And hey, at least I'm not staring at my sleeping teammate"

Everyone stares at you for a moment.

"Somebody isn't a morning person "Carros says.

>A. Apologize

>B. Joke

>C. Smartass remark

>D. Other

>>28110964
A

"Sorry. But sometimes it's good to have some perspective. We need to conquer this world. Today."

>>28110959

The DBZ wiki unsurprisingly shows that it's inconsistent at what his PL is. It's stated at 4000 in a bunch of sources..

>>28110964
>A) Apologize:
"Sorry, I still feel exhausted from last night with Spina"

>>28110964
B. "Don't worry about it, I can always get a new bear. Now, lets get going."

>>28110964
>A. Apologize
"Sorry, I know we're in the same boat in this."

>>28110964
B
"Me? No, I'm just practicing my one-liners for when we start frying some bugs."

>>28111012
Seconding this

>>28110959
Nah, it's 4000
It's only 7000 in few video games if I remember correctly

>>28111012
>>28111016
>>28111040
"Sorry, I still feel exhausted from last night with Spina" you say simply.

Carros and Salta look at Spina, who glares at you.

"Sorry, I know we're in the same boat in this" you say "Sometimes it's good to have some perspective. We need to conquer this world. Today."

Salta nods "And that is what we are going to do. Your plan to capture their queen should work, so we are going to travel to the location with the most power levels. Follow me."

You and your team fly across the ruined landscape, passing ruined buildings and the occasional boneyard. Soon, you reach a large building in slightly better shape then the others. Flying in through a large, gaping hole in the roof, you land in front of a pair of thrones. On one sits a blue skinned alien man wearing a red cape. On the other is a pink skinned alien woman.

>A. Say something

>B. Kill them both

>C. Kill the blue one, spare the pink one

>D. Kill the pink one, spare the blue one

>>28111160
A. Pitiful worms Bow before the might of the Saiyans, or die.

(Last thread now archived here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/28106178/)

>>28111160

A) "We're taking your world, any last words?"

>>28111196
We do need the pink one.

>>28111160
A. Inform them about Frieza and his tendency to destroy planets, then offer to half them get better if they're willing to serve as part of our empire. The longer we stay out of the spotlight, the longer we have before Frieza comes looking for us, so leaving the current rulers in power could be good for now.
If they disagree, we roast them alive.

>>28111160
A) "I suppose you two are rulers of this world? Well, we've come here with an offer you can't refuse."
>explain about freeza
>tell them they should join our empire
>show of force if needed

>>28111241
>>28111223
2 diplomatical

>>28111191
>>28111196
2 agressive

how do

If we tell them about Frieza, they might try to contact him behind our backs.

Then again this planet means nothing to us, so let him take it if he wishes.

>>28111264
I don't think they have the tech to do that.

>>28111261
Aggressive
We will rule by fear.

Quit question: how well known is Bardock's fake moon technique? Does anyone on our team know it? If we're going for shock and awe, going in as uzaru would be ideal.

>>28111261
I vote diplomat. Also, I'm surprised no one voted to flirt with the pink alien chick>

>>28111312
We're lotharios, not xenofuckers. Monkeys only, please.

>>28111288
Probably not
It's a shithole anyways so it's highly expendable.

I say we just erect a puppet goverment, that way we have people who want to keep us alive.

>>28111302
>how well known is Bardock's fake moon technique?
If the games are anything to go by, only the elite knew about it. Hell, it wasn't even Bardock's; that was a dub error.

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>>28111302
Vegeta learned it, so I suppose really good saiyans know it.

>>28111312
Because she looks like pic related

>>28111302
Chances are we would just kill everyone and destroy the planet. Very few saiyans could control uzaru form.

>>28111261
Aggressive negotiations

>>28111160

>Blue skinned alien with a red cape

Oh fuggg we are gonna fight superman

>>28111312
To be fair, Spina's been practicing her kicks.

>>28111337
>>28111341
>>28111342
Dang. Is there any way to recreate it? Also, how do alien moons other than ee-arth's affect our lycanthrope? This is just thinking ahead for the future. I'm sure we're badass enough to take arlia without uzaru form.

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>>28111341
and her husband
now here's a handsome fellow

>>28111387
Well, we can experiment with stuff and see if we can learn it by ourselves.

>>28111191
>>28111196
>>28111223
>>28111241
>>28111261
>>28111264
>>28111288
"I suppose you two are rulers of this world? Well, we've come here with an offer you can't refuse" you begin. "You see, there is an intergalactic tyrant named Frieza, who makes a habit of enslaving and destroying countless worlds. We plan to destroy Frieza, but we shall need help to do so. So, here's the offer. You hand control of your world over to us, and we will train your people, make them stronger, and work with them to destroy Frieza some say. Refuse our terms, and..." you throw a weak energy blast that creates a gigantic hole in the wall. "Get the message?"

The king and Queen are visibly terrified "And, what becomes of us?" he asks

>A. They keep their position and titles but answer to you

>B. They die

>C. They are stripped of title and rank

>>28111410
>>A. They keep their position and titles but answer to you

We're not really interested in ruling over a random pile of mud. The details of ruling a planet like this would get boring quickly anyway.

>>28111410
>A. They keep their position and titles but answer to you

>>28111410
A. Day to day government is not our business, we have other planets to conquer. They'll be our puppets.

>>28111403
>Well, we can experiment with stuff and see if we can learn it by ourselves.
I think we should concentrate on experimenting with ways to increase our power without going Oozaru. We're the only remaining Saiyans after all; it'd suck to go full monkey only to die because we have no control over whether to retreat or not. Maybe develop our own Kaioken-like technique.

>>28111410
A
We need to keep them in place to give legitimacy to our rule

>>28111410
B

Guys an evil dickback anyways. Bug people will be happy we did it.

>>28111410
A.

"Give us your strongest warriors for training and the mundane ruling is yours to continue."

>>28111410
"don't care now get out of my seat"

>>28111410
A & C They're demoted to regent.

>>28111442
While I agree, imagine how super awesome it'll be to go super-saiyan uzaru. Giant golden monkeys in space armor, now that's what I want.

>>28111446

We haven't heard any names yet. For all we know, this isn't the same tyrant as when Vegeta/Nappa came here.

What if we overthrow the king, and the person who takes his place becomes the tyrant? What a twist!

>>28111483
Well so far we've been following the same story path as the show so it's a safe bet that it's the same king.

>>28111504
We're 20+ years ahead of the show. That's plenty of time for a change in leadership.

>>28111431
>>28111436
>>28111438
>>28111445
>>28111451
"Give us your strongest warriors for training and the mundane ruling is yours to continue" you say simply.

"Now, bow before us" Salta adds.

The king and queen look at one another before getting off of their thrones and bowing at your feet.

"Good. We expect the warriors to be summoned within a day. Do not keep us waiting" Salta warns.

The king and queen nod and have their guards show you to your rooms. As you are escorted through the building, you see there is very little here. A kitchen, a jail, and bedrooms. A single armory that has old fashioned weapons such as swords. This is all that is in this building. You take a moment to look around your room. You have at least a few hours to kill, what now?

>A. Visit Salta

>B. Visit Spin

>C. Visit Caros

>D. Take a nap even though you just woke up

>E. Go intimidate the king and queen, though they already swore loyalty to you and any extra dickish things could hurt your position at this point

>>28111504
>>28111526
Especially assuming, as an insectoid species, they have a relatively short lifespan.

>>28111410
A

"You will rule your people and make them into a formidable army. In return for loyalty, we grant you life, every day."

"Failure will result in your death, and later, the death of your people by Frieza's hand."

>>28111548
B. We just about conquered this planet without expending any energy. Let's go *ahem* blow off some steam.

>>28111548
C

We've spent enough time vying for lewd hijinks. Time to see Caros.

>>28111548
C

See what Carros has to say.

If nothing substantial, we need to scout the local region for guns and spaceships.

>>28111548

F. Talk to the king/queen about the technology level. See if there's anything useful we can use.

>>28111578
This. Also tell them we need training grounds constructed asap. To our specifications of course. Go find a wooden rod, and carve "Submission" into it in saiyan. This will be our disciplining rod in the training montage.

>>28111548
F) Go find someplace to train, practice a technique just like your hyperkick, but try to harden all your body

>>28111548
A - now that we rule the world we need to figure out how best to train the fuck out of our team without overly exposing ourselves to opportunistic attacks (limited access to decent medical equipment) by the locals. And we need to secure our tech and start an uplift program for the bug people.

There wouldn't happen to be an archive of the first 5 installments would there?

>>28111653
Pirate's life it'll be then?
By the way, how old are we right now?

>>28111667
I don't think that was decided, I'd say Frank is 18

>>28111664
Try Foolz.

>>28111679
considering he just joined the army

>>28111664
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Saiyan%20CYOA

this covers 1,3,4 and 5


and this one covers thread 2
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/28037417/#28038280

>>28111664
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Saiyan%20CYOA
And thread 2 can be found here:
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/28037417/

>>28111574
>>28111576
You decide to visit Carros, you and he haven't talked much lately. You exit your room, walk down the hall and knock on his door. He opens the door, and moves out of the way to let you in.

"Something you need?" he asks

>A. Joke

>B. Smartass comment

>C. Something else

>D. Attack him

>E. Leave

>>28111679
Then we'll be close to 40 when raditz gets to earth.

>>28111714
C) Ask if he wants to learn a cool move.
And ask his opinion of our current situation...

>>28111704
>>28111706
Nearly hivemind.

>>28111716
Goku was that age when he fought Buu, am I correct?

>>28111714
"Just checking in to see what your thoughts on our current situation is."

>>28111716
Age doesn't mean shit to us. Saiyans live a long time.

>>28111716
>>28111731
All the time we need to find ee-arth and get them dragonballz to grant us immortality

>>28111716
Saiyans live to 200-300 anyway; that's more than enough time to learn about the Dragonballs, gather them and wish for immortality.

>>28111731
>>28111716
Point being: saiyans don't age like humans.
They are warriors, they are useless if they are frail and thus they age more slowly and live longer.

>>28111750

Canonically, there's not a great track record for people who try to do that....

>>28111731

He's been dead and brought back to life so many times it's more likely Gohan was older than him in the Buu saga.

Either that or it's really close.

Hey Gohan is that your dad.

Yeah, he's only five years older than me!

........

>>28111753
>Not gathering the dragonballs and recreating Planet Vegeta
>Not then using the "unlimited wish" blackstar dragon balls to revive the entire saiyan race.
While on Pluto, because who gives a shit about Pluto?

>>28111765
Saiyans don't get frail anyway. In Toriyama's backstory for Dragonball Online, he wrote that when Goku and Vegeta realized they were going to die of old age soon, they just flew off into deep space and had one final all-out battle to see who was stronger. Nobody knows the outcome as all that was recorded of the battle was a large amount of stars in the area blowing the fuck up.

>>28111771
I laugh in the face of canon! Haha!

>>28111801
Precisely
" they are useless if they are frail"
Most of them die before they get there, it's in their warrior blood.

>>28111714
B - A bro. If the two of us don't present a semi-unified front it's only a matter of time before the nagging wins out.

>>28111731
>>28111747
"So, what do you think of our current situation?" you ask.

You regret it almost immediately "What?! Our planet was destroyed, our race wiped out, we're on the run from an intergalactic tyrant and playing hero for bug people in a place that makes the first planet we conquered look like a fucking paradise! How the hell do you think I feel?!"

>A. Joke

>B. Smartass remark

>C. Attack him

>D. Something else

>>28111846
>B. Smartass remark
"Angry, from your tone of voice. That's good, but don't get mad at me for wanting to make sure we were all surviving. Point the anger at someone else."

>>28111846
D
Offer to spar with him so he can blow off some steam.

>>28111846
"...I meant tactically."

>>28111859
Seconded.
>>28111865
Then let's do this.

>>28111865
You do understand that there is nothing to heal either of you if you get hurt, correct?

>>28111846
"lucky?" "lets go find something to drink today we morn Porta, and the rest"

>>28111846
D. Offer to spar with him. He clearly needs the training, being the weakest of the group, and it might help him to get that anger out.

>>28111859
"someone else being obviously that hideous son of a b****, Freeza"

>>28111865
Let's NOT do this.

>>28111871
Let's point this out to him

>>28111846
"thirsty, lets get drunk we got people to morn "

>>28111893
>>28111865
You two do realize if anyone gets injure it's going to have to heal naturally (that is, slowly and dangerously) right?

>>28111907
>>28111883
You're on Arlia, you have yet to see water and you expect them to have good alcohol?

>>28111907
>>28111883
good point we did plan to well it was a few weeks travel but to us today is the day we were going to drink to our friend memory, guess we got a lot more to drink about now.

>>28111878
>ask him to aim the anger at someone else
>ask him to fight us

>>28111932
Yes. We're saiyans. We love to fight.

>>28111846
"Enraged, like you're about to explode."
"This dirtball is expendable, after conquering this place, there's little to be achieved here."
"I was wondering what your take on what we should do next is, I was thinking of piracy."

>>28111926
they better have something to get us fucked up there god dam bugs they don't got honey/mead?
then they are less than worth less and we should just wipe them out and move on

>>28111944
Not when we risk losing time to heal or even worse, die (or kill a comrade)

Do we know what medicines the Arlians have? Maybe they have some herb or shit that can speed up recovery.

>>28111966
It's a desert planet, they have jack shit in there.

>>28111966
or get us fucked up,
>>28111973

>>28111966
They barely have invented hut making, they don't have guns (and their swords probably suck), they are goddamn insects in a damn desert planet.
They suck.

>>28111926
are you kidding lets just kill them all and leave

>>28111926
I think we should assign someone the task of finding water soon. Personally I'd nominate Caros for whining so much.

>>28111950
>piracy
Now there's an idea I could get behind!
We could raid one of Frieza's cargo ships. Maybe get our hands on some spare armor (if we start getting into real fights, ours isn't going to last long and we have no other way to replace it) and maybe we could get lucky and nab a healing pod. Oh, and we should probably keep the ship too; it might be handy to have something that can transport stuff.

>>28111859
>>28111878
>>28111896
"Angry, from your tone of voice. That's good, but don't get mad at me for wanting to make sure we were all surviving. Point the anger at someone else" you tell him.

"Don't talk to me like I'm a child!" he growls at you. "And don't give me orders, you aren't our leader." He gets up in your face "And you'd better remember that. I seem to recall you giving the orders when Portat died, so maybe it's a good thing you aren't leader. Of course, if Salta could command her own troops, we might not have lost him either. Glad to know you both are completely fucking incompetent beyond all reason. Really comforting."

>A. Joke

>B. Smartass remark

>C. Tell him not to talk shit about Salta

>D. Tell him not to talk shit about you

>E. Attack him

>F. Something else

>>28112006
>raid one of Frieza's cargo ships

How about let's not alert the guy to us being not dead for the time being?

>>28111966
They're very limited on what they have.
Doubt they have much more than food, dung, few metals, sand and extra bodies.

>>28112018
head but him
"grow up or die"

>>28112018
F) I did save us from the planet exploding didn't I?
I also saved all our team even if I wasn't able to save Portat the day he died.
So don't speak up to me, if we are to suceed in rebuilding our race we have to be calm and think straight.
UNDERSTOOD?

>>28112059
Seconded.

>>28112019
paint our selves green and shave our heads he will never know its us.

>>28112018
F. Push our power level to the limit. Intimidate him into shutting up. Fighting amongst ourselves isn't going to help anyone, so it's best to nip it in the bud now before we have anything else to deal with.

>>28112019
How would he even know it was us? All he'd know is a ship disappeared while making a delivery run.

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>>28112059

>>28112083
glue some antennae to our heads too, and paint our biceps pink

>>28112096
Big brother is watching. I mean, you seriously think they don't have surveillance feeds going directly to their main base via quantum entanglement?

>>28112018
C -> E -> D

We are a saiyan after all.

>>28112141
>>28112096
>>28112059
>>28112038
A mix of these please?
Pretty please?

>>28112059

This is our best option, because we can't actually damage Carros, with no healing facilities.

"YOU WANT TO KNOW WHO'S IN CHARGE?"

"YOU AREN'T."

Then power down and explain that we can't afford to work against each other. We might be the last five Saiyans alive and infighting will destroy us.

Carros will respect our strength if nothing else.

>>28112174
And if he doesn't we murder him with an energy beam so strong that it'd kill 3 Radditzes.

>>28112174
Last four
The fifth one went to Eee arth

>>28112059
>>28112080
>>28112096
Now, you're pissed. You charge your energy , ready for a fight and look him dead in the eye.

"I did save us from the planet exploding didn't I?" you demand. "I also saved all our team even if I wasn't able to save Portat the day he died. So don't speak up to me, if we are to succeed in rebuilding our race we have to be calm and think straight. UNDERSTOOD?"


He looks at you for a long moment, a grin on his face. "Oh, I understand completely" he laughs.

His attack comes quickly. A savage punch to the gut that makes you double over in pain, followed by a stomp on the back of your head, crashing it into the ground. Your scouter is shook from your face with the impact but luckily does not break.

"I understand that I've had enough of you. I understand that somebody needs to shut you up for good." He stomps on your head, and you see stars. You manage to roll out of the way before the next attack and get to your feet, facing him. You grab the scouter off the ground and check his power level. It's at 3,600!

>A. Hold nothing back, attack him with everything you have, unleash your fiercest energy attacks!

>B. Rush him, fight him head on and make him suffer

>C. Try to calm him down

>D. Call for help

>E. Counter his next attack

>>28112290
B. Let's do our best to hurt him, but not kill him. No Saiyan is expendable now.

>>28112290
B. We want to incapacitate him, not kill him. And if we beat him too badly, He'll Zenkai our shit. We're at around 3500, he can't necesarrily bust our ass. But we can't be weak about this. reach up, snatch his foot and twist. If it doesn't wrench his ankle it'll at least force him off balance. Follow it with the most absurd series of rapid fire punches. Beat him half to death.

>>28112290
F) I WILL DEEP FRY THIS MOTHERFUCKER IN HIS OWN TEARS. I AM GOING TO SHOVE MY FOOT UP HIS RECTUM AND THEN I AM GOING RIP HIS SPINE TO USE AS A TOOTHPICK. WHEN I AM DONE WITH HIM I WILL GRIND HIS MEAT AND MAKE SALAMI TO FEED TO THE INSECTS.
THIS
GUY
IS
TOAST

B)HYPERKICK TO THE STERNUM

>>28112290
E

Counter his shit and charge ki in our mouth for a mouth blast!

>>28112342
That's a kikoha right?

>>28112290
>E. Counter his next attack

>>28112290

What the fuck Carros? Have you been eating Spina?

E. Counter his next attack.

>>28112356

Uh, no idea. I was just working off Frank's ability to cleverly come up with new attacks when his shit is getting kicked in.

>>28112290
>E. Counter his next attack
He's angry, use that anger against him

>>28112361

Freudian slip there. Meant to say Spinach. You know, like Popeye?

>>28112331
>>28112310
Oh yes he is, it's kill or be killed right now.
He will pay, no matter what he will pay.

>>28112370
We could try the thing suggested earlier, utilizing the strengthening power of the hyperkick in the whole body.

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>>28112290
E. Try and pin him or otherwise lock him down so we have more time to try and talk sense into him.

>>28112290
Let's release all that pent up frustration that we have from Frieza blowing up our planet.
"I'M MAD AS HELL AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE!"

>>28112290
F. this ungrateful dumb shit, he want's to fight now? we cant heal or risk damage and this fuck wants to risk 1/2 of us in a pointless fight? AAHAHAHAH! crush him, break his bones and spirit, hit every punch he through with our one energy covered fist and feat smash his rebellious weapons.

then entire time do not stop yelling at him about how dumb he is being even as our voice degrades to a feral roar let loos all the anger hate and loss into our fists. and see who's rage is greater.

>>28112395
That's so great, good job anon.

>>28112398
I think this is what
>>28112335
Did in a more animalistic way.

>>28112310
>>28112331
>>28112335
You charge him head on (what the fuck were you thinking? Did you learn nothing from the last time you fought him?) First attempting a ki kick. He blocks the attack, but the blast makes him stagger a bit. You grab his ankle and try twisting it, only for a powerful uppercut to knock you onto your back. You have no time to get up before his boot slams down on your chest. "Pathetic, and Salta wanted you to lead our team. Guess we know how smart she is now, don't we?" He stomps on your chest again. "When you get to hell, give Portat a message for me. Tell him you were meant to be on the same team, you both died like bitches."

>A. Shake him off

>B. Sneak attack energy blast to the face

>C. Energy blast the ground, create a hole, you'll both fall in and he'll fall off of you

>D. Close your eyes and wait for the end

>>28112415
B. With our own one-liner (the true source of our power). "Tell him yourself, BITCH"

>>28112415
>C. Energy blast the ground, create a hole, you'll both fall in and he'll fall off of you.

>>28112415
B) Do a Mouthblast to his face.
C) Hole in the ground to fuck him up.

>>28112425
Use this one liner

>>28112415
B. " Hey Carros. One thing." Blast his shit with all of our power. Bust him in the mouth with that Dijon Driller. " Fuck you." And then proceed to stomp his shit. We need to win this fight, and beat him so badly he NEVER steps out of line again.

>>28112415
C

Come on guys, think straight. We need to trick attack him.

>>28112415
>B. Sneak attack energy blast to the face
I think they weren't.

>>28112415
A. Explosive Wave. Or violently release ki all around us if you've never played the Budokai games.

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>>28112415

"I can vomit energy, bitch."

>>28112415
Power Shriek
"FOOL!!!!!!" you don't diss our homey Portat or Salta

>>28112415
B

Sneak a strong energy blast to his face and gain as much distance as we can to access the situation. We already know were faster then him.

>>28112415
>>C. Energy blast the ground, create a hole, you'll both fall in and he'll fall off of you

Grab his foot as we fall and make sure we come out on top.

Also guys, charging in and attacking head on is NEVER the smart fight tactic. Seriously. That's like lesson 1.

>>28112415
Okay OP, now's the time, you managed to enrage me (as a player) with the way Carros is acting.
That means Frank is one angry sausage right now, he will murder Carros, there's no going back now

>>28112431
>>28112448
B. Mouth blast.

>>28112464
>>28112451
>>28112441
>>28112438
>>28112431
>>28112427
>>28112425
That makes it C+B?

>>28112481
>>28112448
I vote mouth laser, too

>>28112491
....Are.... Are we charging our Lazah?

.....Oh fuck my sides.

' Hey Carros. Fuck -WHAAAAAARGARRRBL."

So, I want to kill this dude as much as the rest of you, but is everyone forgetting that he's learned how to hide his power level? That's like... insanely useful as a skill right now. If he dies, we might not get another chance to learn it.

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>>28112519
na he just raged up, we just learned being super pissed makes us strong

>>28112519
He didn't hide it, he just became crazy and enraged, like we did before.

>>28112519
Fuck that guy
We don't need a backstabbing asshole like that

Besides, vegeta did it after seeing it once, we can try to replicate it ourselves.

>>28112540
>>28112545

Ah, I misunderstood OP, then.

Ok, let's go Sayian all over his ass.

>>28112540
>>28112545
His PL jumped over 1k points; that's not just a rage boost at our level. Besides, he clearly knew he was more powerful before this shit started between us or he wouldn't be so cocky about it.

So next turn I am suggesting Frank shove his hand inside Carros mouth and fire the biggest energy beam he can.
It's like an inverted Laser Canon.

>>28112425
>>28112431
>>28112438
>>28112442
>>28112451
>>28112481
"Tell him yourself, BITCH" you yell.

He laughs and raises his hand, ready to deliver the killing blow. That's when you open your mouth and shoot a powerful wave of energy from it. It hits him full in the face and sends him crashing through the ceiling and up into the air. You see him falling, plummeting towards the earth. You blast a hole in the ground where you know he'll land and he shoots down into it. You extend your hand down into the hole and fire a powerful energy wave. After several seconds, the scouter shows his power level hit zero. "I can vomit energy, bitch."

When you look up, you see Spina and Salta standing in the doorway, staring at you. Spina has a look of absolute shock on her face while Salta is far harder to read.

>A. Explain what happened

>B. Joke

>C. Smartass comment

>D. Flirt

>E. Attack them

>F. Something else

>>28112519
We'll figure it out the hard way. By defeating some bug dude that thought hiding his own power level would actually allow him/her to train enough to take us out. After we fine one it's just a matter of analyzing the ability or coercing them into teaching us. We have a planet's worth of hostages.

>>28112579
A) Explain what happened, he attacked us like a savage when we tried to talk to him.

>>28112579
A - he cracked under the stress, we don't need a liability, we need a team we can fucking trust.

>>28112579
A.

>>28112579
C. "No ticket."

Yes I'm wasting my vote on a Dogma reference.

>>28112579
>A. Explain what happened.
Carros is fucking crazy and attacked me because I tried to ask him how he was.

>>28112579
>A. Explain what happened

>>28112579
A. " He attacked me. I stomped his ass. Let's go check on him and make sure his stupid bitch ass isn't dead." Grumble incoherently, like we didn't just die and it was only MINORLY inconvenient. And on the plus side, if he's dead, we won't have to waste time burying him.

>>28112579

Scouters have communicators in them. Shouldn't they have heard the entire conversation anyway?

>>28112584
>>28112597
>>28112608
>>28112611
>>28112618
>>28112619
>>28112621

For maximum effect have us look sad but determinated at the same time.

>>28112579
A
Tell them the entire situation. We simply had no choice.

>>28112617

>Dogma reference
>referencing Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Come on man, I'm 23 and I know this.

>>28112625
Determined* goddamnit germanic languages.

>>28112579
Clarification, he's dead or just a hair's breadth away and unconscious?

>>28112624
We never turned it on, and I doubt Carros would have his on if he was planning on betraying us.

>>28112625

This.

>>28112638
Hopefully he's dead and has his guts out in the air, while maggots feast on his flesh.

>>28112641

We checked his PL with it.

>>28112638
If he isn't dead we need to finish the damn job.

>>28112579
>F. Something else
"What a waste..."
"WHAT A FUCKING WASTE!"
"GODDAMNIT CARROS! WHY?"

(let's get mad)

>>28112655
Yes, but we never used the communicator.

>>28112628
It's been far too long since I've seen an Indy movie without aliens or Shia Lebeouf to remember that the line was a reference

>>28112579
A

Anybody choosing anything else at this point is full on retarded

>>28112656
Oh agreed, just wanted to make sure we took the teams reactions into account and got them on our side before offing him. No need for this to cause more desent and betrayals down the road.

>>28112664
Fold that into option A. Explain everything but be damn pissed that Caros committed suicide by Us.

>>28112597
>>28112608
>>28112611
>>28112618
>>28112619
>>28112621
>>28112626
"I asked him how he was doing, he got mad, insulted me, insulted you" you point at Salta "and then tried attacking me. He talked shit, then he got hit. Looks like the little bitch can't take a hit." You look sad, but at the same time determined, and hold an air about you that states your rightness in this case.

Salta stares at you for a long moment, walking over to the edge of the hole, and firing an energy blast into it. "Just in case. Well, then there were three. It's a damn shame to lose another saiyan, but he was clearly out of his mind. Better to deal with it now. Good work" she says, putting a hand on your shoulder. "How are you holding up?" she asks gently.

>A. Joke

>B. Smartass remark

>C. Flirt

>D. Something else

>>28112699
D.

Say were disappointed at the loss of Caros and go clear our head.

>>28112699
D) "I'm sad, we lost everything and now this?" "I haven't lost hope however, as long as you two are by my side I can take it..."


>>28112685
I mean, there's no point in them not understanding and going mad on us, I mean, there was no other choice here really.
We could have tried to not kill him but then the law of drama increase would mean the girls wouldn't have arived in time to help us.

>>28112699
D

"We can't afford another loss. We need to keep each other alive at all costs. Saiyans must live on."

>>28112699
D. It's a goddamn waste. Only Saiyan's left in the universe, and he had to snap on us. A goddamn waste.

>>28112699
"Trying to hold onto the adrenaline. It's gonna suck once this really sinks in."

"...Yeah, there it goes. Damn it all."

>>28112699
D " I'm fine." Now is not the time for jokes. " He was a liability, but he was still a friend. " Proceed to bury the dumb bastard, and sigh. " So we now own a planet, and there are three of us left. We need resources. Things we don't have. Water. Food. Medical technology. We need to train these people, and take the pods out for some scouting forays."

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>>28112735
Then have a single manly tear roll down our cheek.

>>28112699

D. Disappointed at the loss of Carros.

If he knows how to hide power levels, can we be sure he's dead?

I say go down into the hole and find his damn body.

>>28112699
"I'll manage, I always do."
"I'll never want to have to do that again."

>>28112699
D
"I'll be fine. I just thought we were above fighting amongst ourselves, considering the situation we're in."

>>28112735
>>28112730

Guys,mshowing her weakness is just asking for another coup attempt. Seriously that's some unsaiyan behavior right there. Focus on revenge against Freeza. Focus on getting stronger. Focus on the future, for the past is but dust and ash in the cold dead of space.

Do not focus on fucking Caros!

>>28112730
>>28112735
>>28112748
>>28112753
I'm sad, we lost everything and now this?" "I haven't lost hope however, as long as you two are by my side I can take it..." you tell her.

Salta looks at you for a long moment, then hugs you. The two of you stand like that for a little while before you speak again.

"We can't afford another loss. We need to keep each other alive at all costs. Saiyans must live on."

Spina and Salta both nod.

>A. Joke

>B. Smartass remark

>C. Flirt with Salta

>D. Flirt with Spina

>E. Something else

>>28112772
>>28112699

QM, can you clarify it please? He just had a power increase due to rage, like us (we got 1500, 100%, from rage, his increase was actually the same percentage)
or did he hide his power level like some claim?

>>28112772
And ruin a surprise reappearance?

>>28112794
E

CHECK THE HOLE FOR THE BODY.

DO IT NOW.

>>28112794
E) Now, I think we had an army inpection to attend to.

>>28112793
The girls won't try a coup, they are females, they like males showing feelings (just not too much).

>>28112794
"Carros needs a funeral pyre."
"His end wasn't honorable, but he deserves that much."

>>28112794
>>28112814
This totally fucking E. We do NOT want to be fucking around with a saiyan who survived by the skin of his fucking teeth.

Thinking about it I change my vote
>>28112824

to these two:
>>28112832
>>28112814
Juuust to make sure.

>>28112824
Saiyan.

>>28112794
E. " We need to assign duties. There's not much on this planet that one of us can't oversee while the other two get on with other business. I'm loathe to split up, but when we start bringing tech and slaves back, it should liven up nicely, yeah?"

>>28112795
Your character should give some thought to it and figure it out

>>28112860
He was a traitor all along!
Or even worse: that wasn't the real Carros!!!!

>>28112851
Do we really want to make this place our HQ?
I mean the only thing it really has is food, it doesn't have a strong gravity or anything.

>>28112847
They are still chicks, even tough saiyan girls are still girls (deep down)
proof? she hugged Frank because his feelings might be hurt from murdering that dude.

>>28112872
You are half right

>>28112881
Temporarily, at least.

>>28112881
We should get established somewhat before setting out for elsewhere.

>>28112881
I think this will be one base of many, we'll start here just to get the hang of it. Our next target should be somewhere with spaceships.

>>28112872
So it means one of the sentences was right, or that the "or" was wrong and he was both
or even worse, that only one of the senteces is half right and the other is wrong?

>>28112881
For now, yes. We can create all kinda of property damage on this world without anyone of importance noticing due to it being out in the boonies. It might not be a long term assets (depends on what the populace has to offer I suppose) but it should be fine for our current and next rounds of training.

>>28112888
God damnit it was the evil bug men all along!

>>28112889
I think we ought to try and acquire a proper ship for ourselves and make that our base of operations.

>>28112794
E
Check the hole, gaiz

>>28112794
E) Check Carros's body. And take his scouter; we might need a spare.

>>28112814
>>28112824
>>28112851
>>28112840
You decide to check the hole for a body.....you find none.

"Well...that's concerning" Salta says.

"Yeah.....remind me not to sleep alone tonight" Spina says.

You all glance around nervously for a moment.

"He's probably dead" Spina says finally.

"I hope so" Salta says.

You ask them if it's time for troop inspection yet.

"No, the troops won't be here for a few more hours "Salta informs you.

>A. Joke

>B. Smartass remark

>C. Flirt with Salta

>D. Flirt with Spina

>E. Something else

>>28112966
E. Use the Scouter. Scan EVERYWHERE.
If Carros was replaced after we got here, the real one might still be around somewhere.
If not, it might still pick up the fake if it's running away.
If it wasn't real, it might pick up whatever was making it.

>>28112966
E) What if he wasn't Carros? What if the insects can shapeshift?

>>28112966
How's our ki doing?

>>28112966
A+E
" Oh don't worry about sleeping alone.*wink* Although considering we just took over a planet on hostile grounds, I suggest we sleep in shifts."

>>28112989
Or worse, what if the insects can infect someone with a parasite that makes them do that kind of stuff????

>>28112966
>"Yeah.....remind me not to sleep alone tonight" Spina says.

Now you're just asking for it, QM

E. Start patrolling the planet. We now have a major threat around, we should deal with it ASAP.

>>28113000
Seconded

>>28112988
We don't want that nigger getting up and pulling his Zenkai on our asses.

>>28112966
E. "Assume nothing until we find a body. If he somehow survived, we'll have to be careful."

>>28112987
>>28112988
>>28112989
You activate your scouter, scanning everywhere. No sign of any power levels outside of you, the girls, and the arlians. Spina is probably right, he must be dead.

" Oh don't worry about sleeping alone" you wink at Spina. "Perhaps we should sleep in shifts, all things considered"

"Sounds reasonable" Salta says

>A. Joke

>B. Smartass remark

>C. Flirt with Salta

>D. Flirt with Spina

>E. Something else

>>28112966
E
Go to the king and queen and ask them if they know anyone that has the ability to shapeshift/change their appearance.

Clearly that wasn't Caros we fought.

>>28112987
This

>>28113047
>>28113049

E) ask the king to interrogate his prisoners instead. Let's not ruin our stand with them, so far we aren't that bad on their books

>>28113049
It had to be. He mentioned that we conquered another planet.

>>28113049
Seconding this. Even if it was the real Carros, he may have been mind controlled. Force the bugs to tell us any abilities they may have.

>>28113047
E. Carry on wandering about this dirt hovel of a palace until the warriors are assembled. See if we can get some food. Talk with Spina and Salta about plans for taking the pods out and disciplining the military. Duty shifts, etc.

Also... The pods. Go fucking find them. Put them somewhere safe.

>>28113049
Like they'd ever tell.

>>28113072
>>28113079
Could always be
>>28113008


or even worse
QM is playing mind games and making us paranoid

>>28113097
Agreed.

How would a fake Caros have been able to get that level of intel on our previous missions in what, three minutes tops?

>>28113097
Yea, we can't afford to be stranded on this fucking dirtball.

>>28113047
E.

Ask the girls whether it would be okay if we scouted the local region of the galaxy for conquerable peoples or a high gravity planet.

>>28113110
Of course he is. Look to before our first fight with him. He's always had this issue, it just got worse and we handled it badly.

>>28113097
good point, going for this one then

>>28113047
cancel out this vote please
>>28113071

>>28113110
Well, it's working

>>28113097
Seconding the bit about the pods.

We should also figure out a schedule and location(s) for individual and group training sessions. We need to get stronger!

>>28113136
>badly
>killing a murderous psychopath who was going to kill us via stomping
>no

Fear is the mind killer anons, it is making you all paranoid. What we do know is that Carros attacked us. Whether it was him, a shapeshifting bug, or him being mind controlled that is what we have to focus on.

We also do not have a body. We need to focus on that and the massive spike in energy level. There is no way he got that jump that hard with the way he was just acting before the fight.

Getting the space pods is a good idea. We need to sit and plan. Re-evaluate what happened, how it changes our long term goals, and what needs to be changed.

Also I think we should rename Frank into Furter.

>>28113156
I meant before that stage.

>>28113142
Genre savviness can be a double edges swords.

>>28113168
can we name him Bock or Bok? Best sausage

>>28113049
If it wasn't carros how did he know about Portat

>>28113049
>>28113097
>>28113134
You march to the throne room and ask the king if anybody on this world has the ability to shapeshift.

"I have never heard of such a power outside of old legends" he says with complete sincerity. "Very few of my people practice any sort of magic. Except for the twelve sorcerers. The sorcerers are twelve warriors who use attacks very similar to the one you demonstrated to me."

>A. Where can you find these sorcerers?

>B. Go check on the pods

>C. Torture him, he's lying

>D. Thank him and leave

>E. Something else

>>28113156
Our strength is strong, but our leadership and diplomacy are questionable.

>>28113214
>B. Go check on the pods

>>28113214
>A
Then
>B

>>28113214
A)where can I find these fellows?


>>28113219
We are saiyans, we aren't Paragon Shepard, and I guess going out on parties and checking on our squad members very often doesn't help much to be a good leader either

>>28113214
e. " Salta, Spina. Go check the pods. Keep in touch. If anything happens, let me know." Turn to the king. " Summon your sorcerors as well. I may see fit to assign them as commanders of my armies."

>>28113214
A - Interesting!

Then B - we need to secure those ASAP

>>28113214
B. Pods above all else right now. We can look into the sorcerers after we know we aren't trapped on this rock.

>>28113214
seconding
>>28113243

>>28113243
>>28113251

Best choice

>>28113213
Mind reading? It's a common power in DBZ.

>>28113266
Plz drop it.

>>28113266
Honestly that's a lot more dangerous than a fake Caros. None of our equipment would be safe, not of our techniques would remain secret from these people. On the other hand, they might be able to field decent training partners against us ahead of schedule and killing our opponents would be less harmful to the overall program were that the case.

>>28113243
>>28113251
>>28113252
>>28113255
>>28113263
"Salta, Spina. Go check the pods. Keep in touch. If anything happens, let me know" you command. The ladies nod and rush off. You turn to the king. "Summon your sorcerers as well. I say see fit to assign them as commanders of my armies."

The king nods "I will send out the call immediately. Every individual you requested will be here within twelve hours....my lord."

>A. Thank him and bid him farewell, go help Salta and Spina

>B. Leave and go to your room. Rest.

>C. Kill the king, you are God here now. There is no need for mortal rulers

>>28113364
A)

>>28113364
A. If Carros/mindcontrolledCarros/FakeCarros is waiting at the pods, the sisters are gonna need our help.

>>28113364
>A

Expect things to go wrong in new and unexpected ways.

>>28113364

>A. Thank him and bid him farewell, go help Salta and Spina

we should move them to the cave we first came in

>>28113364

A. "So long as you continue to please me, you will be King of these lands, and your people will know prosperity through war. We will bring technology and riches from the stars. We ask only that you serve. You know already the penalty for disobedience." And then walk out calmly.

>>28113364
A
And be on the lookout for any surprise attacks. Clearly the bug king is up to something.

Also how's are health/ki?

>>28113385
Dude, if fake Carlos got there first then the pods are fucked. Well, the remaining ones. I'm she he got off this rock.

I wonder if he took anyone with him?

QM will leave us stranded here for 20 years until Nappa and Vegeta arrive.

>>28113392
Who do you think I am? HUMBLE?

>>28113422
Or until we drag these insects into the modern are of space flight.

>>28113420
>>28113422
Either mine or he will find a way to take both sisters with him in the pods and we will be left stranded here.

>>28113422
Don't tempt me. I don't do well with temptation. Portat learned that the hard way

>>28113448
You- you bastard!

>>28113448
If you do it at least don't do the version where Carros kidnaps the sisters and we are left stranded AND alone.
And then timeskip, so we are saved by Nappa and Dwarf

>>28113430
Good god no. But >>28113422 had crossed my mind, in a myriad of forms. I'll call it a win if even one of the sisters is still on planet by the time we get to the pods.

>>28113475
Though if Carros did something like this our power would probably increase tenfold out of rage.

Even IF Caros was waiting for them. The two of them combined are more than enough to handle it.

>>28113473
.....no, please, do go on....give me details...

>>28113501
I wouldn't bet on that

>>28113473
STOP GIVING HIM IDEAS!

>>28113511
Well shit then this is clearly one of Frieza's henchmen and not an actual saiyan.

>>28113501
Well, together they have a combined power of 5000, so yeah, unless he's even stronger that he showed us.

>>28113502
I... no I won't be tricked! Foul QM, do not try to fool me with your sorcery, you plan on using it don't you? Curses!

>>28113511
What? So his true power level is OVER 5000?

>>28113511
>>28113502
Please stop feeding the Paranoia. Its seems funny now, but trust me, it gets old fast.

>>28113473
and we find whats left of the girls in a state that even old man Zōken Matō would find a bit excessive

then we kill him.

You guys are going to sabotage the game yourselves at this rate. If have to wait on this rock for nappa and vegeta to save us, then we're going to be murdered by goku along with nappa. gg no re, we're dead on arrival on ee-arth. Shut the fuck up.

>>28113559
And defile and devour his corpse. Then we become omnicidal maniacs

>>28113523
>>28113511
>>28113502

Okay guys, here's my idea.

>12 sorcerors detect our presence when we kill the patrolling bugriders when we landed
>12 sorcerors spy on us while we rest in caves
>12 sorcerors lay some mind magic on Carros, or maybe one of the 12 shapeshifts to Carros.
>we have now requested to meet with them.

Guys, we need to kill most of the 12 sorcerors, either immediately or over time.

These are leadership veterans who have strong ki abilities and are used to guiding this planet along their own goals.

They will not accept our leadership.

>>28113576
I'm going to have to agree, were getting into some serious GT antics at this point.