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You are Risa Schrödinger, and you are currently sneaking through the maze like home of the soul reapers. Nobuhiko has started his invasion, and you have to wait for him to use the apple and for it to awaken before you can do anything, so you started gathering sine forces in hopes of- "Didn't you already do this once today?" You ask, craning up your cloaking.

Well, yes, but it is so those jumping in can understand- "jumping into what?" You ask walking past a trio of arrancar scrubs attacking a squad of shinigami who you may recognize from the medical unit.

Did, hold on, you are just going to ignore it? Look, they think they have won already, just drop behind them and give them a good thrashing. While making it funny, see what their doing? It isn't very funny at all. You give a halfhearted shrug as you walk on "Senseless violence isn't funny to me anymore. I guess I just grew up or something, I really could not give a shit." You explain and then stagger into a wall.

The smell of iron fills your nose and you feel a small stream of blood pour out of your face. "Again?" You ask shake your head and wiping up the blood on the bottom of your T-shirt. "I will just heal you know, I haven't-" You start, then get light headed and fall over with a heavy, meaty, thump onto the floor, your head impacting the tiles and creating a small pool of crimson as your eyes close.

"Let me tell you a story." A voice calls out as you open your eyes and stand up. You look around yourself and find you are standing in a totally white world.
(1/7?)

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You run a finger through the air and, on a hunch, extend some of your will and create a gentle arc matching the trail of your fingernail. The image fades slowly as you look around the empty world, curious as to where the voice came from. You continue to glance about and turn to find yourself standing before a small human shape. The child sized thing looks like it is made from a ballpoint pen just scribbling out the general human shape with harsh black lines which shift and change. You touch it curious but find your hand goes right through it. "As many stories start, this one also begins once upon a time. Once upon a time; a very, very long time ago, though not so long ago that those who remember would forget, there was a little girl named Risa Schrödinger." As the rather unremarkable voice dictates a long stream of dark violet hair flows from the top of the "little girl's" head to near where her knees would be.

"This little girl lived in a small house near the edge of some very dark woods." As the voice speaks you see what looks like a similarly scribbled house in the background take shape and long straight lines take shape beside the house. The thin black sticks create empty barren branches and you can't help but feel a sudden rush of cold pass through your heart as you look at them. "This little girl," The voice continues, giving some animation to the girl who seems to be picking flowers and playing joyfully, "Was of course loved by many in the nearby villages because of the simple joy she felt at life. To her all foods were good, no matter the taste, -" The voice starts but you interrupt.

"Why is everything all squiggly? The forest doesn't look too dark to me anyway. Can you fast forward to the good parts?" You ask and the voice grows irritated.
(2/7?)

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"No, what? No! Look, it is a metaphor for life and the struggles and like. Here, I'll just skip ahead a bit. One day the girl was asked to carry a basket through the woods to her grandmother's house." The scene shifts to show little Risa carrying a basket through the woods and skipping along.

You notice something out of the corner of your eye, a dark shape moving through the trees as silent as death. "Oh shit, I know what's next. Look out little Risa! Wolf! Hey, slag! Mind your manners and check out your underdeveloped- Wait, hold on. Is the wolf Jager?" You ask trying to make the story better.

"What? No, why would little Risa even meet Jager?" The voice asks and you cross your arms.

"You're right, okay, so Jager goes through a time portal and ends up in the past, but I'm like, tiny and stuff and not as fluffy as I would like. Then she meet Gwendolyn and we go on wild adventures." You stroke your chin thoughtfully.

"No, just. Okay, along the way little Risa meets a wolf and asks where-" It starts again showing a hollow monster of a wolf, smiling as your small supposed double approaches a fork in the road which-
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"Then I kick the wolf in the face because you should never talk to strangers." You explain and you think you can feel the voice sag in annoyance however you continue. "And the wolf starts crying and stuff, and I am all 'Hey, quit crying, fookin scrub' then I kick him again. Then suddenly Jager and Sin-Fin are there and we decide fuck this forest bullshit and go watch Tim Curry in drag."

"But your grandmother-" It starts.

"No, fuck her, we're doing this now. Where is her house, that way?" You ask and without waiting for confirmation fire a cero into the forest, carving a path of destruction through the ink formed landscape.

You nod happily to yourself and then feel yourself awaken. You look around and find you have fallen face first into the street of the soul society. You wipe the blood from your nose and curse your now stained T-Shirt and the implications that come with it. You killed your metaphorical grandmum. "I think it was just her time to go." You reply as you check the afternoon light. The clouds do not seem to have shifted much from their earlier position and you felt like very little time had passed since your impromptu dive into your subconscious. Okay, new tactic, see those guys back there?

"Yeah" You nod pulling out a Swedish fish and liberally applying some WD-40 to taste. Fuck those guys.
(4/7?)

It's here. Also, wut?

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"Fuck those guys." You agree and sonido back towards the hollows. The Arrancars laughed as they threw the scrubygami's swords away, their natural spiritual defense making them far too strong to be dealt with easily by the weak seated members. A hollow, his skin like cracked stone and his arm a viscous black thing with ichor dripping down onto the ground like drool laughs.

"You know who we are? We are the new rulers of Hueco Mundo under the great Nobuhiko! You kids don't have a chance against us." It states as you slink up behind him, your smile growing wide and letting your teeth sharpen to fine points.

"But my friends here and I are real generous. Tell you what, if your squad attacks itself then we will let the survivor live! Aren't we nice?" A deeply tanned hollow with large muscles adds on, his mask remains a pair of tusks.

"Course, if you kneel down and beg and promise to be real nice to us we might let you go after torturing you a little. Buwakakakaka!" Another laughs, his eyes wide, and his body fat and jiggling as he takes a few bites out of the bloody torso of a shinigami corpse he had been carrying around. Must be a yank.

The squad seems to think on it but then one of the kids steps forward. He is a young man, maybe 18 or nineteen, with shaggy hair and uneven stubble, like a child's first attempts at a beard, though he can't quite get the mustache. He clears his throat and answers "Allow me to explain in a way you can understand. Go fuck yourselves. Also, fat guy? Your smell is morally offensive, please discover a shower." He answers.
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"Maybe they will be more accepting after I make an example out of you!" The fat one yells leaping for the forward shinigami.

He never has a chance. Your hand wraps around his leg holding him in place and you start to probe his go juice with your own. He turns and sees your eyes and smile materialize out of thin air, then the rest of you. Tattered, ragged, and wholly insane your mask and ears return, boiling out of your skin like some sort of macabre soup you look down at him and feel his go juice break under your own. "My my, seems the children have been naughty." You tilt your head, your eyes glowing with a manic light. "What ever do we do with naughty children?" You ask as your go juice pours into the fat creature, your insanity infecting his mind.

"Wha-What are you? You're Schrodinger. Oh god, you're Risa Schrodinger!" He yells, his voice going to a high alto before he looks to the side and screams, his mind turning your tainted go juice into some form of hallucinations.

"Guilty as charged." You reply, shifting your stats to durability as the large sword of the tusked arrancar slams into you. It digs in a few centimeters before stopping and you look at him with narrowed eyes. "Ouch. Stop. That hurts." You state calmly.

"The hell? Why are you doing this? We are arrancars!" The tusked one snorts roughly, his body straining against yours as you pull his sword out of your body and pull him close.

You slam your foot into his midsection sending him back a few meters and ripping the sword out of his hands. You look at the blade for a few seconds before discarding it like the trash it is. "Why? The only reason that matters." You state before lifting your arms above your head. You swing down while your arms change to long whips with jagged teeth lining it. They wrap around the tusked hollows arms and dig into them before you pull them back, the force like a chainsaw which severs his arms with a gnashing, horrible meaty sound as he lets out a scream.
(6/8?)

Lets hope this thread will have more things happening than previous one.

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Your arms return to their regular form as the fat hollow squeals, then vomits on the ground, clawing at his eyes in a futile gesture to make the visions stop, but they never do. Ever. You smile to the hollow who you disarmed and kick him in the stomach and chest, carefully regulating your power so as to not kill him too fast, not break his everything too badly too quickly. You feel pleasure coursing through your body as you feel his bones strain, then crack, then break, over and over again and you only stop when he gurgles, realizing you must have broken one of his ribs and sent it into his lungs. He sputters a few times before coughing, then going silent. You turn towards the final hollow and realize that he had taken that chance to run away, already several meters away and getting further. You shift your stats back into speed and assuming a sprinters stance dash forward after the slowly vanishing train of black sticky mucus.

To his credit, he managed to get a few meters more away from the scene of the carnage from before, but that would do him no good. You are fast, obscenely fast; perhaps the fastest you have ever seen barring Lucifer or perhaps some of the fallen you have been working with, and there is nothing he could do against that. You overwhelm him like a storm, a tornado of lashing limbs, claws, and teeth which ravage his body, and sent tiny droplets of blood all over the narrow street of soul society. He starts to let out a yell, perhaps to his allies further away, but you stop him by grabbing onto his throat and slamming him to the wall. He spits at you, so your left hand grips a little tighter, your claws digging into his skin. "You work for them?" He manages to choke out.
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You laugh, a high pitched shriek of joy and cackling laughter wholly inhuman as you slam him against the wall and start chewing on your right index finger gently. "Them?" You ask as you pull your lip down slightly, the first knuckle of your index finger in between your canines. "I work for me. I have always worked for me. Since you are about to die I may as well tell you one of my secrets, I have lots of secrets you know." You lean in close, close enough that he can feel your hot breathe on his ear and you begin to speak. You flood his energy with your own as you tell him about Nobuhiko's downfall, about Sin-Fin's identity, about the prophecy. About Lucifer and the angels, and how time itself will suffer your wrath for the injustice done to you. His eyes bleed as your mad tidings are given form before him, your own powers damaging and destroying him from the inside out, but he refuses to break.

You lean back as his bleeding ears send rivulets of blood down his face and onto your arm and he sneers. "Our god Nobuhiko will-" He starts but in a flash of fury you slam him into the ground hard enough to send his back a foot in or so.

"God? God?! You think he a god?! Oh friend, you would have done better to pray to me, not him. Though I am a pretty bad god, would never give you time off for one, and in the end all of you will die because of me anyway." You say before lifting your fist and starting to pound his face in.
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It is surprisingly difficult to tell when you have killed someone for sure by crushing their head, the tiny involuntary twitches the body makes when deprived of the brain makes it tricky to tell exactly, but you manage to get a good twenty strong hits in before even those stop. You stand up and slip the neck of your shirt back from over your shoulder where it had fallen during your little fight without you noticing. You feel your blood mixing with his on your right hand, where your sharp teeth had broken the skin when you were chewing on your finger and you feel something shift inside you. Like a dark worm, of some sort of sadistic copilot in your brain managing to get into the controls you laugh again, the fun of hurting people back to you.

However small, you feel pure malice guiding your actions once again. What do you want to do?

[]Go visit those scrubby healers. There is a crazy arrancar to take care of
[]Nah, leaving a crazy one is funnier, go play some pranks though soul society. Better being a productive crazy than a destructive crazy.
[]Visit your base camp
[]Go see Hollow Rider
[]Slaughter hollows
[]Slaughter nofunigami
[]Go pay nobuhiko a visit
[]See one of nobuhiko's lackeys
[]Visit great me
[]Other, please specify
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>>28129518

[X]Slaughter hollows
[X]Slaughter nofunigami
[X]Slaughter one of nobuhiko's lackeys

>>28129518
>Healers followed by productive crazy

What just happened? Did we just get our maliciousness back?

>>28129564
We shouldn't betray them before the final act.
>>28129518
>[X]See one of nobuhiko's lackeys

>>28129518
...So monologue really is a foreign entity who can control our feelings?

Or is this your way of showing you don't approve of how we've been playing Schrodinger and telling us we should act a certain way?

I'm really not sure what you're going for here, since the lack of interest in violence isn't some mental switch being fit, but more the result of just how good we've become at killing things.

How strong are we? Overall, I mean, since I think we might be rushing this a bit too much.

>>28129518
>See one of nobuhiko's lackeys
Shinigami bankai are always good for a laugh, given how hax they can be.

>>28129518
[x] Slaughter
[x] SLAUGHTER
[x] slAUghTeR
[x] LAUGHTER
[x] laughter

>>28129576
I hope not. It would overturn months of gradual character development.

>>28129634
>Lucifer mind control chip

>>28129634
And yet here we are.

We like random murder again because shut up.

>>28129653
That's terrible and a disservice to the players who have been gradually steering our direction.
>>28129518
>[X]See one of nobuhiko's lackeys
Remember the mission. No random slaughter

>>28129634

What development?

We were always a sadistic murdermachine. We just are a rather amicable one, too.

>>28129698
The gradual acceptance that some nofungami are actually kinda fun?

>>28129518
>[x]Slaughter hollows

we gotta role to play

>>28129518
>Scrubby healers

I want to see their reactions more that anything. Plus, one of them seemed to have balls.

>>28129518
>[]Slaughter hollows

>>28129709
>The gradual acceptance that some nofungami are actually kinda fun?

Oh no, we know that. We just also have fun killing them too.

>>28129518
>Go visit those scrubby healers. There is a crazy arrancar to take care of

More like just see if that one scruffy healer can put his money where his mouth is.

>>28129584
No. We've been boosting our upgrade paths, so guess what?

It affects our mentality.

Will it soon be time to put link related to use?

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>28129743
Except at some point, around when we became an arrancar, the difference in strength between us and your average shinigami/arrancar was so great, it just wasn't fun anymore.

Like when you can kill people by flexing spiritual pressure, it's just why bother, unless it's a means for a more enjoyable end.

>>28129756
That doesn't appear to be on the pastebin at all.

So it looks like dealing with one of nobuhiko's lackeys seems to win. Writing now.

>>28129818
>Like when you can kill people by flexing spiritual pressure, it's just why bother,

It's fun to let off a burst of spiritual pressure while doing something mundane just to see them die while you're, let's say, closing a door or farting.

>>28129860
Is it?

I don't really think so.

We certainly haven't acted like it was until now.

>>28129818
This plus some of the individuals we've come to know we actually kinda like and therefor would prefer not to die. Like Sin-Fins minion. Also, it sorta takes away the impact of the "All of you guys are idiots and suck" speech if they get to dismiss it because we already genocided a bunch of them

>>28129877

Just an idea.

>>28129895
Well to be honest the average shinigami we couldn't care less about.

It's just that there are a handful of shinigami we think are worth not killing, and that's worth not killing scrubagami seeing as that's not all that fun.

Though seeing as we're going to kill the Soul King, the shinigami might kind of try to kill us, or all be destroyed in the aftermath of the Soul King's demise.

>>28129956
We'd also probably like some of them to stick around and prevent all of the humans from getting nommed. After all, humans are fun and eventually they're won't even bee any new hollows if all the humans get eaten. Entropy can get dreadfully boring after a few centuries

>>28129956
Indeed, however it will be more fun to see their faces when they realise we have been playing everyone all along.

The moment when we tear down the protections around the soul King and reveal our true omnicidal nature, in full view of the nofunigami who thought they could control us.

>>28130034
Deicidal actually. We don't actually want to kill everything.

just wander around, aimlessly killing nofunigami + hollows without really helping standard no funigamis.

kill time and get our jollies, its a win win

>>28130062
>We don't actually want to kill everything.

Yes we do.

>>28130034
We haven't really been playing anyone.

Seeing as we're pretty much voluntarily doing Lucifer's bidding because why not.

And omnicidal assumes a level of ambition that we simply don't possess.

>>28130076
No we don't we just went over this.

>>28130076

We didn't/dont want to kill Francis.

>>28130076
A few people are exempt. Scrub brigade and Jaegertits and friends spring to mind.

>>28130076
Not really?

If we kill everything, there won't be anything left to kill, and we'll be leaving the world a much more boring place than when we got it.

Which is just terrible form on all accounts.

>>28130076
don't confuse general apathy towards most life with omnicidal

>>28130076
Implying we want to kill Jager, Short-Fin, THE GREAT ME, Lupinor, Scrubs, Short-Fin's lesbian toy ect.

I must admit, I am a bit worried that Jaeger will freak out when she finds out just who we are working for and what we are planning.

>>28130161
>Implying she doesn't go all yandere on us first.

>>28130093
>No we don't we just went over this.
>>28130106
>>28130115
>>28130122
>>28130131
>>28130147

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/25188962/#p25192742

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You lean forward, the tips of your fingers touching the ground, and extend your senses. You smell the nofunigami struggling against the arrancar and file it away. You smell the base camp you set up and file it away. On and on it goes as you slowly construct a mental map of the area and the general strengths of the players in the field. You roll your head side to side before looking for the spiritual go juice of one of nobuhiko's lackeys, shifting through the dense gathering of spirit scents that fill soul society at the moment. You eventually find the pair of them in separate directions, then make your way towards the closest one, sonidoing towards the target while avoiding the ground. Too many of the soul societies buildings and alleyways have steps, you think. Far too many.

You pause every so often on your way, in order to open the strange paper walled houses that dot the area and switch things around, making pictures slightly askew, stealing knickers and placing them in other peoples houses, knocking vases over because vases and not particularly fun to say and then continuing on your way. With your unnatural speed you don't lose any significant time, and you manage to approach the one scarred chick, Nasuko you think her name was, as she punches a squad of nofunigami, screams of pain and agony following in her wake. She flexes her fingers as her gauntlets hum with gentle energy, and you can't help but feel as if she is enjoying herself a bit too much.

"Come on, get up! I could have swore I taught you all better than this. At this rate Nobuhiko will become the new soul king and the world will be ours!" Nasuko laughs, forcing the wounded shinigami to get up and cough, their bodies damaged from her assault.
(1/2)

>>28130161
She knows we want to kill the Soul King.

That's... literally our plan.

Getting back Plantbro is a bonus prize, but you're really overstating our ambitions.

As for Lucifer, that's more just "did you really think a big a spaz as me has enough of an attention span to make a complex multilayered plan?"

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"Good, good! Come on, try and hit me." She sneers and one of the scrubs makes a dash towards her, his sword already broken and more just a jagged bit of metal.

He lets out a roar of defiance before swinging towards Nasuko who casually sways back before laying a half dozen punches on the kid making him fall to the ground without ceremony his face swollen and bloody. Nasuko puts her foot out before he hits the ground as if to catch his fall, then kicks him into the nearby wall. You frown as Nasuko spits on the ground and the other nofunigami freeze as if deciding if they should fight her or not.

We could just watch...
[]No, we will tag in.
[]Yeah, let's watch a little while longer
[]Go after the other one, she looks boring
[]Just jump her.
[]Release
[]Full release
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>28130220
Are you a fucking retard?

We weren't even a Menos back then.

Thinking we have to still be beholden to what Scrub Schrodinger thought is stupid.

She was dumb enough to kill Ryouichi's parents, which was just gauche.

>>28130220
What part of "months of evolving characterization" do you not get?

>>28130254
[x] Full Release
She's playing with those much weaker than herself. Let's show her what it's like from the other perspective

>>28130254
>[]No, we will tag in.

>>28130298
>What part of "months of evolving characterization" do you not get?

"Hey, these two weirdos are alright." doesn't mean she doesn't want to murder everyone else.

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>>28130254
>[x]No, we will tag in.

Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me! Tag me!

>>28130254
>[]Release
"I hope you had as much fun with that one as I'm going to have with you. But I doubt it. I'm certifiably bonkers."

>>28130254
>No, we will tag in.

Fights aren't all that fun if it's completely onsided.

Let's show these fools what a real fight is.

>>28130254
>[]No, we will tag in.
"Yes, your glorious army will certainly be victorious, what with all the Vasto Lordes you recruited. Oh wait, you don't have any do you." Smirk "Want to know why?"

>>28130254
We should jump on her back in a not entirely menacing but certainly awkward manner, and rub our head against her like a cat to confuse her, smile at her, and bite her throat out.

>>28130254
>[]No, we will tag in.
On a side note, we know where Nobuhiko is? I don't want to miss the applefuckening.

>>28130388
I quite like this.

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>>28130372
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

>>28130388
We killed them! Okay, none of them were interested in working for them and we killed them for entirely different reasons, but the nofungami don't need to know that.

Oh and I just wanted to say bravo on that intro. Nicely done.

>>28130254
>ALL SYSTEMS, FULL POWER
[X] Full Release, scare the ever living crap out of everyone in the battlefield.
WE DEMAND INSANITY, OUR VERY PRESENCE WILL MAKE THESE WEAKLINGS UNDERSTAND THEY ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE DESTROYER OF DESTROYERS!

>>28130254
>[X]Full release
RIP

AND

TEAR

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You let your mask and ears melt away into your body again before sonidoing down in front of the scrubbygami. You hold your hand up and they flinch but you just stand there expectantly. No one is quite sure what to say so you glance at your hand then back to them a few times before saying "Hand. Oi, hand!" You command and finally one of the bloody hollows raises their hand in response. You slap their hand and shout "Tag in!" Before turning to Nasuko who looks confused.

"Who, wait, I've seen you somewhere before, haven't I" She thinks of it for a few seconds then shakes her head. "Doesn't matter. We will win this battle no matter what and-" she starts and you clap your hands loudly.

"Yes, your army will be amazingly wonderful and win everything forever because of all your vasto lordes and- Oh, hold on a tic." You assume a pensive posture while tapping your cheek lightly. "You don't have any vasto lordes, do you? Do you want to know why?" You ask tilting your head while leaning forward a bit, a small grin, like a small girl admitting to a prank, on your face. "Because they either work with me, are gone because of me, or are me." You explain snapping your fingers.

"What do I care? Even with just me I can take all of you down! Mansion Number 18! Roar! Mao!" She shouts while punching, a stream of bright white energy, a slashing and snarling thing rushes towards you.

"Ha ha, mao's a girl's name." You point out before leaping into action!

[]Stay sealed and fight
[]First release and fight
[]Full release and fight
[]Other, please specify

Also, 1d100 please. Best of first five

>>28130254

"Question Miss Nasuko! Why follow Nobuhiko? Wouldn't you make a better King? I mean, Jager makes a better King than the Old Knight did... You could do it too!!!"

And when she starts her story of why she must follow him, we give her a good strength pumped punt...

You never know, we might make the Rebels Rebel against their Instigator....

Rolled 38

>>28130719
Full release, toy with her

Rolled 78

>>28130719

Rolled 99

>>28130719
>[]First release and fight

Rolled 90

>>28130719
>[]First release and fight
I want to shapeshift into a bell type shape and do a Dream Walker over her and then skewer from all sides with spikes.

Like one of those magic tricks where the guy shoves swords through a basket.

Bonus points if we call her our beautiful assistant.

Rolled 54

>>28130719
>[x] Full Release
It seems a demonstration in power is required

>>28130798

Welp. This works.

>>28130719

First release and play tag with her... also see if we can't get her back-story during the fight so we can Perma-Kill her if need be...

Rolled 38

>>28130719
[x]First release and fight

>>28130798
I nominate the bleach classic flash step "lol behind u" on Nasuko and whisper Butt stuff

>>28130798
>>28130809
yes

>>28130719
Did we just insult a girl for having a girls name?

>>28130921
yes, yes we did.
also shes probably gonna get cunt punted all the way across soul society by how we are rolling.

>>28130963
Reminds me of the Michael Shannon sorority video.

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You draw your sword and wrap your tongue around the blade to draw it back into your mouth. You momentarily wonder about the hygiene of such an action, but let it go as you give the command and the blade shatters into motes of light, your go juice momentarily sparking as you feel the obscenely fluffy tails reform behind you and you leap over the blast. You throw out a kick while in mid air which she tries to block

>99

However you manage to stop yourself in mid air, forming a platform of go juice under you and adjusting your aim so your heel connects with the back of Nasuko's head. She falls forward and hits the ground with a loud 'Thump', but she manages to recover. She Rolls forward and growls "Mansion number 15, Ku!" Before slamming her fist onto the ground and causing several spikes to shoot up, like some sort of trail left by a burrowing serpent towards you.

"Ha ha, Kuí's a girls name." You laugh, leaping into the air over the spikes. The spikes fire up into the sky after you however, and you have to quickly blast them out of the air with balas. A trail of violet explosions, like a stream of bubbles in the air behind you. You grab the last one before it strikes at you, your hand bleeding slightly from the force of the spike, and the surface of the thing having something like shark's skin. You break the ultra hard material in two before leaping towards the girl. She shouts something, probably Mao again, and another beam of white light flies towards you. You sonido away from it and feel your chest start to rip open into a massively fanged vertical maw as you land behind Nasuko.
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You gently stroke her cheek and smile as your tails wrap around the two of you while your other hand holds her in place. She seems about to scream something when you lick her cheek and your chest opens up. Your body expands around her and envelops her. Quickly long spikes emerge in the dome like structure you have morphed your body into, and then at once shoot inwards towards her. You feel the spikes pierce flesh and snap bone as they impale Nasuko within you and then your torso spits her out, covered in several holes.

"Let's give a round of applause to my lovely assistant." You smile while clapping, the other shinigami too stunned to move.

"Devour summer, Xī Fāng Bái Hu" Nasuko gurgles and you smell her go juice flare. A small spike, something like a rail road spike forms in her hands and she pulls herself onto it. At once her hair turns white with black stripes, and her gauntlets extend over her body, giving her a fairly good body armor made of what looks like Tiger skin. She roars before rolling back up onto her feet facing you and you can tell she is much stronger now.

What should we do, boss?
[]Continue fighting as we are
[]Full release
[]Run away, you played enough
[]Other, please specify

Also, 1d100. Best of first five
(2/2)

Rolled 4

>>28131305
>[]Continue fighting as we are

Rolled 82

>>28131305
>[]Continue fighting as we are

wanna keep our ace in the hole a secret if we can help it

Rolled 64

>>28131305
Let's keep on keeping on.

Rolled 3

>>28131305
>>28131284
you know what, lets continue kicking her ass as is.

Rolled 65

>>28131305
[]Continue fighting as we are

Also, >>28131323 isn't a critfail, is it?

Rolled 59

>>28131305
>[]Continue fighting as we are
Hue hue hue.

>>28131353
1's only

this ain't BRP

Rolled 93

>>28131362
Ok, good. I wasn't sure.

82 should be enough to rough her up a little more.

Rolled 15

>>28131387
Considering she's the same rank as a chick we beat up while sealed and using only kicking and balas? yeah.

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Take her head as a trophy, preferably with look of terror frozen on her face.

Shouldn't the moon be crossed off of THE LIST?

>>28131644
oh the moons gonna respawn, just watch.

>>28131644
>>28131857
says killed in pastebin

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"I must object to your use of a tiger skin outfit, that is, if my sources are to be believed," Me "Very lewd." It is super lewd. "Super lewd, I'm sorry." You correct yourself before leaping back and away from a sudden slash and roar.

The slash was nothing special, sharp claws attached to a shortish girl's not so long arms. However an unseen force extends quickly from the claws and hits you.

>82

Luckily you manage to twist in midair and your shirt and side get the worse of it, a cleaving strike to your midsection causing a small trail of blood to fall to the ground as you roll away. You look behind you at the wall and see both the wall of the street, and the several streets after it, have been slashed through. You note that is probably something you do not want to get hit with, like a hot butter through knife. Wait, that can't be right. You decide to ignore my inability to English and leap into the air where you will not be cramped by the walls and she leaps after you. You use your gravity and your ability to walk on air to avoid her slashes mostly, a few nicks here and there and making you look like a trampy belly shirt girl not withstanding, and as you glance back at soul society you see her claws are leaving massive cuts into the ground, evidently expanding the further away she is.

You realize that stepping back seems to be the worst possible move at the moment and dash forward, delivering a flurry of kicks which just makes her move faster and faster, but no one is faster than you. You deliver a satisfying punch to her midsection and then headbutt her to send her sprawling back a few meters before firing a string of balas towards her which impact, and you are certain hurt like hell, but she just gets faster and faster, continuing her attack.
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You decide to end it faster so you leap forward, slipping in between the claws and flattening your tails so they don't get removed because my fucking god if you so much as scratch those oh so sexually fantastic fluffily orgasmic tails I will- Ahem, and spear tackle her. You hold on tight as she slams her elbow into your back as you act like a Risa missile and crash into the earth, er soul earth. What ever, you hit the ground with a bang and send rocks and debris everywhere.

You pull yourself out of the crater you made, because physics means nothing to this world and roll onto the ground. "They look scared." You note as you look over the scrubs and pull yourself to your feet.

You walk over to the group of them, and see their shaking limbs, their open wounds, and the tears forming in your eyes and nod in understanding. "I get it." You say before extending your tails towards them. "Okay, here. You may touch the tails. I know, they are like bamboo fiber wrapped in orgasm wrapped in bacon, I get your envy. You did a good job. Go ahead." You state, but before you can hear them lavish their praises onto you for your generosity and open heart you see Nasuko throw herself into the air out of the crater and open her mouth, letting out a concussive wave of some sort.

You fan your tails behind you again and focus your energies on the point of your finger in order to focus your Cero energies. With a shout of "Pandora Cero" (Monologue says shouting the attack name may give extra power) you fire a focused beam of rippling go juice towards the woman.

>82

Your blasts cancel each other out in mid air, the resulting explosion sending Nasuko, you, and the scrubs all in your own respective directions. You stand quickly as she seems to ready another blast, this one with more strength.

Act fast!
[]Charge her and hope to survive, Close combat is your game
[]Cero like crazy!
[]Run away
[]Other, please specify

Please roll 1d100. Best of first five
(2/2)

Rolled 30

>>28132007
>[x]Cero like crazy!

time for beam spam

Rolled 2

>>28132007
Use Dream Walker so we're out of phase when she fires.

Rolled 16

>>28132007
Why not both? Weapons grade cero

Rolled 79

>>28132041

sounds like a plan

Rolled 74

>>28132007
Full release, cero

Rolled 19

>>28132007
[x]Cero like crazy!

>>28132061
I agree.

And 79 is probably good enough.

I mean isn't this exactly why we have Dream Walker?

Rolled 24

>>28132007
>[]Cero like crazy!

>>28132098
Yeah, I'd like to work in it's use ad some point.

>>28132035
here

changing vote to
>>28132041


oh and damage report por favor?

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You leap up so the scrubby scrub scrubs are not in the way of the blasts and start charging your cero for the second strike. You rush forward and look like you are in a panic as she fires, your eyes going wide and you seem like you panic.

>79 and good planning

You use dream walker as soon as she roars, the concussive blase flying towards you, then you through it, your teleport taking you through all damage. Her eyes go wide as you fire your cero into her, the beam enveloping her and exploding a large tower which was nearby. You funnel your go juice into the beam as the blast finishes and you feel yourself get slightly winded as the beam dies out.

You dash over to the remains of Nasuko and find her beaten and bloodied. The Cero seems to have taken most of the fight out of her but she still glares at you with venom in her eyes. She struggles to get up, but finds on of her arms seems to have fallen off somewhere and she falls back onto her back. You seem to have defeated Nasuko, what do you want to do with her? Also, take the lewd outfit. I have an idea I want to run past Jager.

"Pretty sure it vanishes if it isn't on her. That is how it worked with the others, yeah?" You offer. Fuck, you might be right. Son of a whore. "Language!" You point out as nasuko continues to glare.

"Just do it. I don't care." She states, evidently ready for death.

Damage:Light
Go juice:Medium

What do you want to do?
[]Finish her
[]Ask her something
[]Just leave her
[]Other, please specify

>>28132290
>[]Finish her

Eat her.

>>28132290
Tempted to eat her even though its more or less guaranteed to do fuckall.

I'd rather just Sid the Squid her. Make her go batshit for Coco Puffs.

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>>28132290
>[x]Ask her something
"why you wanna off soul king so bad? your plant die too?"
then
>[x]Finish her

Head for a trophy. It will be a great conversation starter

>>28132290
"Don't care, made to care."
[] kill her in an inventive manner

>>28132290
"And right now? Neither do I."

Finish her

>>28132290
Take her body back to the scrubby shinigami she was fighting and try to make them eat her.

>>28132290
"I WAS going to give you a chance to prove yourself interesting enough to merit sparing, but if you're going to be like that, then fine.

Saves me some trouble."

>>28132290
"Yes, buy WHY don'tz you care? Tell me about zine feelingz. It iz because you had lust for ze cock of zine father and you will never get it now, izn't zat correct? Das lewd."
[Freud intensifies]

>>28132518
Das ist unanständig.

>>28132290

"I offer you a choice. Option One; My Associate Dr Bastardios could always do with another test subject... Option Two; My Old Pet Died and I need a New one... Option Three; You help me find out if Nofunigamis can power up by eating their own. Option Four; You give yourself fully to Monologue to distract him... Option Five; I gift you to Sin-Fin.... Option Six; I stop listing options and piss off to do some different shit leaving you to either bleed out, or reminise with your old collegues...

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So why do you want to kill the soul king anyway? Did he kill your plant too through proxy?" You ask tilting your head and walking over closer to her.

"It doesn't matter. Things will resolve themselves somehow and in the end only one will remain." She frowns as you mime a gun and point at her head, your cero energy charging.

"Well, to be honest, I really didn't care about your answer." You tell her as your thumb closes on the imaginary gun and a beam of cero energy takes her head from her body.

You take a deep breath as her lewd outfit fades into nothingness and then pull out a rolled up cigarette and fall back into your fluffy tails, the absurdly comforting embrace of the lovely things giving you a level of relaxation as you take a deep drag of the potentially mind altering substances I had inventory slip into your fags. Your tails shift and coil to make your more comfortable as you look into the afternoon sky. You exhale a cloud of smoke from your nose as you think over unlife in general.
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"Sometimes monologue..." You start before narrowing your eyes a bit as the acidic smoke fouls your vision. "Sometimes I feel old." You point out, though if anyone is listening you can't tell. Well, you were killed in about, what, 79? 80? Means you are around 40 now when you get right down to it. "Bloody hell, 40?" You ask as you drape two of your tails over yourself as if they were blankets then sigh.

You enjoy the quiet for a few moments as you take in your post murder cigarette before flicking the butt over to Nasuko's body and getting up, your tails folding back behind you. You look over the blasted landscape of soul society and wonder, for just the briefest of moments how the others are doing and extend your senses. You seem to have a few plot hooks here. I mean, there seems to be- Nah, plot hooks work.

[]The Great Me is still fighting the angel. Should probably go check up on him to see how angels deal with hollows
[]Go take care of the other nofunigami+. Gotta catch em all.
[]Find one of your other allies
[]Go deal with the captain currently being overwhelmed by hollows.
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>28132697
>Go deal with the captain currently being overwhelmed by hollows.

Let's see how cool they are.

>>28132697
>[x]The Great Me is still fighting the angel. Should probably go check up on him to see how angels deal with hollows

Lets take notes.

oh, did we spare the haori? did she still have it?

>>28132735
She had already gotten rid of it. The first thing Nobuhiko did when he got to Hue Co. was decide on new outfits. Because that's clearly the most important thing.

Rolled 2

>>28132697
Errrr. I dunno.

[1]The Great Me is still fighting the angel. Should probably go check up on him to see how angels deal with hollows
[2]Go take care of the other nofunigami+. Gotta catch em all.
[3]Go deal with the captain currently being overwhelmed by hollows.

>>28132697
>[]The Great Me is still fighting the angel. Should probably go check up on him to see how angels deal with hollows
Can't let Great Me get smited too hard. Remember that the Flamesnake was "scrub angel tier". Pretty sure this guy is not a scrub angel.

>>28132697
[x]The Great Me is still fighting the angel. Should probably go check up on him to see how angels deal with hollows

Is the thread archived yet?

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You realize now that, during your mini rampage, theft of knickers, knocking over of vases... or is it vases? What ever, during your moments of fun The Great Me has been fighting an angel you are pretty sure is higher than scrub angel tier because he thinks it would be awesome. You lean back and act like you are falling into a pool backwards, or perhaps going to lay back down onto your fluffy tails again, but you sonido away without a sound before you hit the ground. Why? Because it looks cool, that's why.

You follow the scent of Dominic and Caim and what you find is fairly shocking. Most of the areas they have fought is already reduced to molten slag, countless fires rage throughout the district and you feel like you are stepping into an oven as you walk in. You curse your aesthetically cool claws which do not breathe as well as you would like as you walk through the burning district. You follow the sounds of battle more than the scent, the vapors of metal and stone and smoke clogging your sense of smell, and eventually find Dominic and Caim lashing out at each other with blazing energy. You have to shield your eyes for a moment before shifting some form of UV protection over your eyes to prevent you from constantly going blind. As your eyes adjust you get a better feel for the battle.

Dominic is looking pretty rough, his body covered in countless slashes and scars from where he cauterized his own wounds. His body thrums with power, however, and you see his battering ram like fists slamming into Caim, sending him flying back. You almost think he may be winning until you look at Caim.
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The strange eyed man gets out of the molten wreckage of what was once a wall and glares slightly. His body is covered in cracks and you think you see small beams of light coming out of a few of them. He frowns deeply for a second before grabbing his flaming sword. "For the final time. We are on the same team. This is a futile exercise of unrestrained barbarity and does nothing to further our goal. For the final time, lay down your fists." He commands and Dominic laughs.

"Point? To etch the figure of myself into this landscape itself! To encounter the awesome power that is I onto the world at large! Most of all, because such an action is most enjoyable! For one as great as I, nothing is pointless!" He shouts before firing a Cero at Caim.

The go juice Caim was emitting was strong, but not strong enough to withstand everything, you are certain. Which is why when the cero impacted you thought the fight over, however within the burning pillar of destruction Caim stood as if he didn't notice it. His face twisted into a mask of hate and for the first time in a very, very long time you felt like you may wet yourself. "Abomination." He snarls, his voice like the agony of ten thousand living beings as they died for a false god. "Screw the morning star's plans. I will just destroy all of it!" He continued, his voice taking on a strange quality, like the sound of a bullet rattling around in your skull after you shoot yourself.

He seems about ready to break out of his shell. This may not be good maybe.

[]Stop him! Try to talk him down! We can't have an angel going nuclear here!
[]Let it happen, might be interesting
[]Try and call someone to help you talk him down!
[]Attack!
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>28133185
>[x]Other, please specify
"Hi Dom! Want some help?"

>>[x]Let it happen, might be interesting

This is for educational purposes

>>28133185

get Nobuh to 'Demonstrate' his god-like powers by defeating the Angel in mortal combat.... should get the whole apple thing online nice and quick...

>>28133185
Get the Swedish fish out
Then reach into inventory and grab out some caulk or elastic gap filler tap the angel on the shoulder and tell him we need to fix those cracks of his up because they are letting his shiny bits out

>>28133185
>[]Stop him! Try to talk him down! We can't have an angel going nuclear here!
No no no. This will not do. If he screws Lucifer's plans, we don't get to kill the soul king as vengeance for Jasmine.

>>28133185
>[x]Attack!
Perfect opportunity.
-We get to eat something new and interesting for some lovely lovely powerup.
-We get to force an angel to check his privilege.
-If Lucifer gets mad about us killing one of his goons, Caim said "Screw the morning star's plans. I will just destroy all of it!" and damned himself anyway.

Seems majority want to have a go for fallen angel shenanigans? Alright then.

>>28133356
Given the flame snake is posted, I'm not sure if this is within our capabilities.

Also maybe Sin-Fin can talk him down?

>>28133185
>[x]Stop him! Try to talk him down! We can't have an angel going nuclear here!

You may want to re-think your decision about angering the Morningstar. He doesn't seem like someone anyone would want to piss off. Sure, you might feel a little bit better, but if he finds out about this... well, you probably know him a lot better than we do. And that's not counting any surprise inquisitions from the Silver Kingdom due to an angel going full power when it was not sanctioned.

Or not? Will wait a few minutes more to resolve.

>>28133389
>fallen angel shenanigans
Clarify? Does this mean "attack" or "watch him go supernova on Great Me" or "Try and talk him out of it"

>>28133423
It meant he would transform into the form of Caim: Fallen angel instead of "Caim: Hey, you guys look pretty soul reaper. I'm pretty soul reaper myself"

>>28133450
So the second one?

>>28133404
more worried about Great Me's safety than Lucy's panties being in a knot or not.

contemplating switching my wait and see vote to gank Caim ASAP

>>28133404

>cont

Also, Fuego. Remember that Nobuhiko is probably going to be infused with a power that should have been placed far beyond his reach, and that he probably shouldn't even have known about. Now, are you going to keep fighting this dude, who is just here to do his job, or are you going to direct your wrath towards an asinine shinigami deserter wannabe who claims that he is the true ruler of Hueco Mundo?

Because that's just plain insulting to the rest of us. We know who actually runs the show. But when a pretender like this comes about and starts declaring himself better than us just because he has a few mass-produced arrancars with him... that's a grave insult to us and especially to your greatness. What do you say you make up with this nice angel fellow and save your strength for Nobuhiko when the time is right, instead?

>>28133467
Mix of first and second. I mean, you would not just stand back while a guy who is pretty cool gets got, right?

>>28133488

Good idea, play up his ego, ask him why he is fighting an angel when there is a man who claims to have god-like power...

Dont forgot that we will fight eldrich horror soon

Okay, despite the fun writing it looks like the majority still want to let him go all angelly. Is this correct?

>>28133600
hit Caim with a cero if he tries to make a speech after transforming.

>>28133600
Lets hope we will be able to fight soul king after that

>>28133600
I'm not really a fan of that course of action, seems like it'll go nowhere good.

At least trying to talk seems like a good idea.

>>28133600

I think we should try to talk before letting everything go to hell, first.

Lucifer told us early on that Angels are rarely allowed to act. But when they do, it's usually doom for anyone on the receiving end.

>>28133675
I mean everything we've heard makes it seem like we're going to get our asses handed to us, and at least some allies killed.

>>28133600
I don't even know. I'm just nervous as fuck.

Talking him down allows keikaku to continue uninterrupted. But it seems that Lucifer wants to throw us to the Soul King right now. There's now way in fuck we're ready for that. We'll get rekt.

If we let Caim have his meltdown, that's potential for one fuckhuge monkeywrench in the gears. Potentially, we get Hell AND Heaven pissed at us. We /maybe/ get a powerup from eating Caim and we /maybe/ get out of getting roflstomped by prematurely attacking the Soul King.

>>28133722
I don't know, we'd have to take down Zero Squad first.

And maybe he's kind of a wuss.

>>28133709
There is nothing "usual" all about us.

us, Dom, and his daughteru can take him.

Never flinch. Remember Fenrir.

> <Azureearth> ha ha ha, my players just thought it would be a good idea to let a fallen angel go nuclear

Prepa anuses for maximum rape

>>28133883
Azure plz no

>>28133883
I didn't think it would be a good idea at all.

Also I don't see that in the ques/tg/enerals IRC

>>28133883
It's like every time we try to think about things it blows up in our face...

>>28133883

Whats the worst that can happen?

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You think about Lucifer, you think about the power of the fallen angels, and momentarily wonder if you can handle this. Then you realize that is will probably be pretty interesting to watch happen so you let it. You land next to Dominic, your bare feet nearly cooking on the molten ground and then jump onto his shoulders. "Hey Dom, need some help?" You ask and he laughs.

"I seem to be handling this quite well and- why are you sitting on me?" He asks glancing up.

"Now that we are in our final form, nothing on the planet can defeat us. Behold, the great Risa Dominic power fusion!" You comment posing like hollow rider might.

"Perhaps so!" He replies assuming a similar pose to yours though in the opposite direction.

Caim screams in a voice distinctly non-human as the shell, lovingly crafted by Lilith, breaks open. You have never heard that, a non-human scream. Even hollows and soul reapers, as twisted and broken, and wrong as they may have been, have been human in one shape or another. Sure, different parts of the human aspects may have been shaved away, and yeah it is hard to fully grasp the animalistic Id which takes over as being human before, but now you can feel the difference. When Caim screams there is nothing about it which is even remotely human, it's like listening to a wavelength oscillate, or listening to radiation being emitted by a planet. It isn't even close to being near what you call human.

When the shell shatters you feel, more than see, something rush out and into the air, the speed of it shifting like a button that has flown off a pair of too tight trousers. You look up and for the first time you see an angel.
(1/2)

>>28133883
NEVER BACK DOWN

NEVER AFRAID

HUG HIM TO KILL

>>28133916
I just was kind of tuned out for the thread, the intro post didn't wow me.

But I did point out it was an awful idea.

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It's form is certainly not what you expected. It looks to be a great pheonix, or a bird of some sort with a large belt of blue and white flame through the center. It's wings and tail feathers look to be disconnected from the main body and gleam like burning silver blades. The flaming body of the bird lets out a screech and you realize that is is the size of a massive ship not including the wings. It turns it's head and you see several eyes open up, though where they gaze you feel nothing good can be born, before it swoops into the air far faster and more nimble then you thought possible with a beast of such large size, and it's wings swoop down, each one a massive flaming sword which burns and destroys the ground below it.

"Okay... Okay, maybe we need sin-fin too." You nod, fully aware that all three of you sitting on each others shoulders could probably take it.

It does not emit go juice in the same way you are aware.

Well, that's big
[]Attack!
[]Second release then attack!
[]Go get someone for back up
[]Run away
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>28133951
Angels are kingfishers?

>>28133969
>[x]Second release then attack!

We were going to fight angels eventually. Time to find out what they're made of.

Rolled 80

>>28133969
[x]Second release then attack!
Maybe yell for Sin-Fin a few times. But yeah. Shits a kingfisher, yo.

>>28133969
For the second time in this thread, I must say I hate you all.

Second release, also slap Dominic Fuego.

"You and your manly vigor did this."

Okay, please roll 1d100. Best of first five

>>28134021
we are about Coulda, not Shoulda

Rolled 50

>>28134033
Maybe we could convince Sin Fin to let us use the heart...

Rolled 87

>>28134033
pls dice gods

Rolled 49

>>28134033

Rolled 41

>>28134033
87 probably isn't good enough.

Rolled 71

>>28134033
Watch and be amaze as I pull a 100 out of my ass.

>>28134061
>>28134040
>>28134048
>>28134057
>>28134072
But it will have to do.

Where is Great Me's daughteru?

>>28134143
On our shoulders I think

I wonder how effective it would be to jump on his back like a rodeo bull and commence life drinker while continually wailing on him with WG fluffy tail ceros.

Probably suicide/10

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>>28134160
He has flame body so physical attack will only risk burn status.

Use Stealth Rock and then Rockslide!

>>28134143
We left her at the forward base with Jaeger

>>28134191
SHIIIIIIIT

maybe capt or a Lt that got buddy buddy with him will talk him down or help us kill him

>>28134244
I think everyone is going to notice him soon enough.

He's... KIND OF hard to miss.

so World Breaker Cero and hope grabby hands get him?

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You leap into the air, stabbing your claws into your body and pulling your skin off like a moth being born from a cocoon. The cool air tickles your nose as you focus your ceros on your legs and arms and sonido into the massive bird.

>87

You swing your fists attempting to hit it, but you barely feel any substance. You are certainly making an impact, but how much of one is debatable. You Let out a roar as you fire the wg ceros into it's body, and you are nearly certain you had an effect as you fall back slightly into the air. And Caim turns to face you so fast you think he may be able to teleport to change his direction. He lets out a torrent of flames which forces you to the side before slamming one of his "feathers" into you, the blazing heat scorching your skin with angel fire and the sharp blade cutting into your midsection deeply. You swear as the sweeping blade sends you flying into the ground with an impact even greater than your Risa missile.

You cough, and swear as you roll out of the debris. Your skin starts to burn where it struck you and, thinking quickly, you shift and then cut that portion of your flesh off, sending it to the ground where it burns away into nothing. You lift your gaze into the air as the runes covering your body slowly cover up the wound, the flesh trailing behind it. You try and force it's gravity up in order to change it somehow, then try to lower it to nothing with no particularly noticeable effect. Seems Angel fire says fuck you physics, because, you now, angel. You leap out of the way as Caim takes another pass, his wings destroying whole sections of soul society. He rears up hovers for a moment before letting out a torrential scream and a cone of flame which burns and melts everything in its path. You roll away, and extend your senses, letting out a sigh of satisfaction when you notice those on your side are still alive.
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The beast flies past you again and you leap, letting your mirror and deadening field expand out as the flames get close. Your mirror holds off a bit of the slightly weakened fire, but not enough of it to make it totally away, so you have to dream walk away from the beast, intent on finding some combination that works. In the distance you see a few captains trying to help take the beast out, but due to their weakened ranks because of the arrancar attack, they are very out numbered.

Damage:Moderate
Go juice: Fair

What do we do now boss?
[]Run
[]Find someone to help
[]Attack again! You got this
[]Other, please specify
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>>28134307
>[x]Other, please specify

Long range support (cero!) with emphasis on DODGE!

at least until apple is ready then bug out

Also, 1d100 please.

Or we can call it a night here.

>>28134307
Find Hollow Rider.

I think Sin-Fin would prefer to stay out of this.

Rolled 97

>>28134352

Rolled 100

>>28134307
Try calling Lucifer for help

>>28134307
Sweet baby jesus why are we fighting the angel?

Rolled 87

>>28134336
Eh, I haven't been feeling this thread at all.

>>28134360
Holy fuck.

>>28134362
Because people are stupid and they thought that the fact that we had the Fenrir fight in the bag meant that we could kill everything.

Which is exactly what I said would happen.

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>>28134360
at least we won't die

>>28134360
Whats that?! Eat the bird?!

I coulda sworn I heard eat the bird.

Rolled 74

>>28134307
[x] EAT THE BIRD

>>28134360
Nah, he knows what's going on, and he can't do much probably.

I'd say we should make do with what we have.

...Also, how can Nobuhiko have so many loyal soldiers even though we've never seen him around?

>>28134413
A nat 100 doesn't guarantee victory.

It didn't with Fenrir and this guy could eat Fenrir for breakfast.

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>>28134401
nah, Rap battle

school's really cutting into followers....

Mid terms about now right?

I remember when this could get 500 posts easy....

>>28134336
When ya think the next thread'll be?

>>28134497
Did we decide to end the thread here?

>>28134436
I did just have an organic chem exam.

>>28134516
me thinks write up.

AE wouldn't just end it with clearly stating it

>>28134359
>>28134360
>>28134368
>>28134413
HOLY CRACKERJACKS BATMAN
this angel can fuck himself.

Rolled 74

>>28134307
lets round out the best of 5 here
I HEARD EAT THE BIRD, WE SHOULD TOTALLY EAT THE BIRD!

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You realize anyone who could help probably is already, I mean look at that bird! It's one fit bird. "Are you- jesus are you sexually attracted to the fallen angel fire bird thing?" You ask. I am not certain I understand the question.

You avoid going into it as you avoid another of the combing slashes from the giant bird with the giant wings. You swear as you realize he isn't even really paying attention to you, more likely just taking giant swipes at everything on the ground until it stops being so not like a parking lot. You leap to the largest building you can find, still pretty far under it, and then coat your arms and legs in ceros once more. You kick a bala towards the bird, and then keep on kicking towards it because the bloody arse doesn't seem to notice you, but finally manage to get his attention. It swoops towards you and

>100 Great success!

You leap onto it's large blade like wings. You manipulate your gravity so you can stand on it and then run. You keep your feet above the ground ever so slightly as you go towards it's head, and feel the flames of his formerly holy wrath start to curl around you. The flames lash out, but you ignore it. You use your sense of touch to be your guide,, the areas feeling warmer being the places the smaller blades lashing out towards you emerge from. Your sweat beads in your eyes, and your clothes feel like they are soaked through as you finally make it to his back. An army of phantom clones ride from the burning body and lunge at you, their partially humanoid forms just fire. On a hunch you dodge them completely without touching them and find your belief proven valid as two of them slam together and explode, propelling you further up his back.
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>>28134286
>>28134307
Oh hey guys, just got back, what's happeni-

Fuck.

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You make it to the head of the bird and snarl as it tries to throw you off, annoyed more than angry at your intrusion, but you decide to see if you can fix that attitude of his. You leap into the air, sonidoing for inertia and falling in front of and beside his face. You see a large, pure white flaming eye within his head and smile. The four ceros fire at once and hit it dead on. You hear a scream as you spread your arms and legs and free fall towards the ground below. The large bird shakes it's head, and you think you may have at least partially blinded the bastard which gives you great joy as you lower your gravity and use your go juice to slow your fall. You touch down lightly nearby your home base and look up as the large birds wings droop.

"Yes!" You shout happily raising your fist in the air. However your fist slowly lowers as you see the wing blade things form something like a circle around it's main body. It looks straight at you and you can literally feel the hate it feels towards you, specifically.

Seems you got it's attention.

Alright, how about we call it here then since it seems like we lost quite a few people I will stick around for a bit for questions and answers.

As for the next thread, well, seems my writing has gotten lackluster so I will try and work on it, maybe brainstorm a bit, or what ever. We will see where it goes! I will certainly say on twitter when I have decided on a date, so stay tuned I guess.
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>>28134610
How screwed are we?

>>28134610
I don't know I guess I'm just a little annoyed, because it seems like in the opening post you pretty much ordered us to play Schrodinger in a certain way, as someone who had her love for random violence rekindled, but then you punished us for not seeking a diplomatic option.

>>28134626
I dunno, I'm fine with random violence, and I think the fallen angel thing could go fine.

WHY ARE WE FIGHTING THE GIANT ANGRY BIRD GOD OF DEATH?
HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS ARE DUMB
>>28134598
>>28134610
also we seemed to have particularly pissed him off, good job guys, we gonna get melted.

>>28134635
I didn't want this to happen.

But apparently I was outvoted.

>>28134610
You got a problem with aviophiles, Risa?

Rolled 18

What will happen if we will eat angel? Will Lucy be mad?

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>>28134619
Scale of one to ten? Maybe an 8? I like 8
>>28134626
I always tried to have schrodinger taken by fey moods. Really it was more protecting the nofunigami who were sort of okay to your scrub and you having fun with it because having fun is fun. It was supposed to be a more self control thing with risa nearly getting swept up in it. I can see how it might have been taken another way though.
>>28134662
Who knows what angels are thinking

>>28134662
I don't think we can eat Angel.

I think we're fucked.

For no reason.

>>28134662
better question is will we get meltinated eating the giant fiery bird of death?
better question is will it unlock anything awesome?

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>>28134662
I thin Lucy would be mad at Caim for breaking his cover

>>28134610
and I don't know exactly how much crits we have to roll to kill this bastard but I know how many we're gonna roll

>>28134626

I think that was more people being overconfident than anything on AE's end. While we might have been able to take Fenrir, that was a being at his absolute weakest without being dead.

On the other hand, this fallen angel is NOT a being created by mortals, and may have been kicking about for as long as Lucifer has. Even if the FA can't match the raw power of Fenrir, he probably has a fair amount of experience under his belt or by virtue of being some sorta celestial machine that burns things when ordered.

Side note, since Fimbulwintr is boring, I think I figured out a foolproof way to kill Fenrir beforehand, no matter how much more powerful we've become.

Though we're gonna need to get Fluffy love first.

>>28134643
>>28134662
>>28134635
>>28134619
>>28134676
>>28134681

Relaaaaaaax. It'll be fiiiiiine.

What could go wroooonnngg

>>28134695
Actually I'm pretty sure Angels ARE belief based beings.

That term has been used to describe Lucifer multiple times.

Which means angels are essentially living ideas.

Rolled 22

>>28134703
We already have it.
And its fucking useless for now.

>>28134695
or it could be overconfidant as hell for that reason as well.
also we have allies, since THE GREAT ME earlier was kicking his ass i'd imagine he could at least hurt him still, and god knows what the hell sin-fin can do to this thing.
i think we do stand a chance primarily because he will be too pissed off to notice our trump card of ripping all of his wounds ever outta nowhere.

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I should also say I was trying to have fun when writing the OP and highly unstable Schrodinger is fun for me to write when I can get it in. Sorry it turned a few people off.

>>28134716
I meant the extra fluffy thing.

The one with the Cero coating.

>>28134676
Bullshit we can't.

A massive case of heartburn is all that will result from this.

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>>28134718
Who is Satan more mad at? Caim for breaking cover or Us for the pointless fight?

>>28134737
also we get not just boasting rights, but AE was quite a few threads ago leaving hints that perhaps we can unlock some sort of divinity thingy depending on what we do and i imagine straight out eating a fallen angel counts for that.

>>28134718
It's just that the way you said

>You feel your blood mixing with his on your right hand, where your sharp teeth had broken the skin when you were chewing on your finger and you feel something shift inside you. Like a dark worm, of some sort of sadistic copilot in your brain managing to get into the controls you laugh again, the fun of hurting people back to you.

>However small, you feel pure malice guiding your actions once again. What do you want to do?

Made it really seem as if you were telling us that this is who Schrodinger is and what we should play her as.

Which seemed to be a weird way of treating how the players themselves have chilled out over time.

>>28134745
probably him because he full well knows how little of a shit we give, also he probably expects alot more from a several thousand year old being vs us.

>>28134745
Technically we didn't start the fight, we just thought that Caim and Fuego could resolve their differences without it coming to this.

We were wrong.

>>28134754
Sounds more like an old pleasure welling up to be fulfilled.

I see nothing implying a "This small worm thingy kinda makes you want to kill that, that must be the real you, Faglord."

>>28134771
my question at this point is since a full blown angel showed up in soul society in his natural form, doesn't that get all the other angels to flip their shit as well and go there to basically end the world?
because i know lucifer straight out said that and thats WHY hes not gonna transform there.

>>28134718
Don't be. People think te highly unstable monster acting like a highly unstable monster is being a murder hobo. I thought it was great.

>>28134791
Well Lucifer is a lot stronger than your average angel, I'd wager.

>>28134799
even still, i'd imagine its sort of a rule of noninterference and cain here just staight out said fuck the rules.
i thought there would be ramifications for shit like that.

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>>28134745
With Lucifer? It's hard to say, guess we will hopefully find out.
>>28134754
We can be quite full of malice. We also hurt people who bother our things or are on the list. We just had not been enjoying murder or violence anymore so I wanted to give that back to Schrodinger, instead of the casual disregard we have had lately.
>>28134791
That is hard to say. Since the barrier between the worlds is not there as well they could be getting geared up for that. Or they could be afraid of lucifer making this a trap. Or it could take a while for them to fully mobilize.
>>28134811
Well, we will certainly see

>>28134811
Eh, this is more or less a pocket dimension no one really gives a shit about.

As long as we kill him to death, there shouldn't be a problem.

>>28134811
>Implying Risa is not the ramification.

God works in mysterious ways, Anon.

>>28134821
>We just had not been enjoying murder or violence anymore so I wanted to give that back to Schrodinger, instead of the casual disregard we have had lately.

Yeah but see just straight up telling us how the character feels after this long is kind of... not how it works.

Like the reason there's a casual disregard for violence is that killing people is REALLY easy unless we take time to make it really elaborate, and that just takes up time and energy (both in character, and writing time) that just isn't fucking worth it unless they're suitably powerful or we're really mad at them.

Just saying "yeah no you get enjoyment stepping on ants again" isn't really valid.

>>28134856
I will be sure and keep it in mind in my future planning.

>>28134866
We probably would have killed those Arrancar in the intro post anyway, because they were carrying on in a way we dislike.

>>28134821
>We just had not been enjoying murder or violence anymore so I wanted to give that back to Schrodinger, instead of the casual disregard we have had lately.
And you did no wrong. We're still a little murdermachine even in the absence of worthy opponents. Killing a couple scrubs is a-ok.

Now how to get out of this Caim mess..

Archived and if it lasts long enough I will check it again in the morning to answer any other questions over the twitter thing. Going to try and get some sleep now, good night.

>>28134959
Nice to have the quest back, Azure. I needed my fix.

>>28134944
That hasn't really been the case since the Hueco Mundo days.

The other times we killed scrubs was pretty much because they were in our way.

It's still kind of fun, but not something we go out of our way to indulge in.

>>28134980
>It's still kind of fun, but not something we go out of our way to indulge in.
Nor did we, they were near and in the way. what are you even bitching about? I'm wary of you trying to turn this into yet another tale of shitty redemption and whiteknighting.

>>28134985
Hell fucking no.

Redemption implies we want to be redeemed.

I was just commenting that the language made it seem like we were possessed or some shit like that.

>>28135007
We're insane, nigger. This is no different from monologue feeling up Short-Fin for the lulz. Only with us warming up for the incoming slaughter. There's battles all around us, I see absolutely nothing wrong with going around and offing anyone that offends our sensibilities of the moment.

Now I do think that the arrancar should be left mostly alone to thin the nofunigami ranks. We are planning on killing their king and they're likely to not take it well, so the less we have to fight later, the better. Same reasoning for the applefight. When taking on Nobuhiko, they should be taking point because it's their problem while we wait it out.

>>28135045
Well right now I think there's a bigger problem.

Maybe the Apple will give Nobuhiko just enough usefulness to have him be able to kill Caim to demonstrate how much better he is than everyone else?

>>28135062
2 birds with one stone, eh. Might work, though I'd prefer killing the angel solo if capable of it. The exp would be..glorious. Then we can pretend that out injuries are too sever to participate in the fight against Nobuhiko and just wait it out.

Assuming we can take the angel. Fuck, who thought it was a good idea to let the guy go nuclear..

>>28135077
It's because we could have killed Fenrir.

I knew this would happen.

>>28135098
Also it's a bit late to consider taking the angel solo, given he's being attacked on multiple fronts.

>>28135129
We can still deliver the final blow, though.

>>28134718
It's fine. I actually prefer psycho murderfrenzy Schrodinger for the most part. It's more fun to read as well.