>>28254991
>Maybe Strange will help out your friendly neighborhood Spider-man?

We're kind of a celebrity, and known to be a good dude.

Plus maybe we'll have a picture of ourselves not in that horrible yellow thing.

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>>28254991
>>[ ] Maybe Strange will help out your friendly neighborhood Spider-man?

>>28254991
As Saturday dawns, let's untangle ourselves from Felicia and do some research on Doctor Strange. No doubt his enthusiastic fans already know what hotel he is staying at and which room he is likely to be in. We should familiarize ourselves with his appearance. Pack a backpack with our spectacular outfit, and instruct Felicia to bring her domino mask....then drift off a moment thinking of Cat Felicia in her black catsuit with the white trim. Acquire a small water pistol to knock her out of instinct mode, and a laser pointer. Conversely, maybe strange will help your friendly neighborhood spider man

>>28254991
>[ ] Maybe Strange will help out your friendly neighborhood Spider-man?

>>28255036
That's... yeah that's pretty much how it went down.

>>28254991
>[ ] Maybe Strange will help out your friendly neighborhood Spider-man?
'ere we go

>>28255047
>taking Felicia outside
No

>>28254991
>>[ ] Maybe Strange will help out your friendly neighborhood Spider-man?
Make sure we take the statue base with us. Also did Felicia get any new visible changes overnight?

>>28254991
Can we go after the asian dude as Peter Parker first? Would make more sense and give us a baseline before we bother Steve.

>>28255091
Then we don't. The research suggestion stands.

>>28255158
Logically it's probably a better idea, but I want to see Strange first and hopefully see some magic. Maybe he'll help us find the Asian guy later or something.

>>28254991
>[X] Go see this Strange guy as Peter Parker, but bring our Spider-Man costume with us as a back up.

>>28254991
>[x] Maybe Strange will help out your friendly neighborhood Spider-man?

>>28255158
He was a creepy old Chinese guy running a roadside stall.

Do you honestly expect him to still be around?

>>28254991
>>[ ] Call Gwen, see if there’s any results yet

>>28255244
If I know my cliches, he's vanished never to be found. Until the sequel, anyway.

>>28255158
If i remember correctly the asian dude literately disappear after buying the cat statue from him, so with out magic there is probably no way of finding him.

>>28255292
>>28255244

Since it's close to her apartment, it will not take much time to check.

>>28255312
Fiiiiiiine.

We probably shouldn't leave her place as Spider-Man anyway I guess.

>>28254991
>It's been about 20 min, so I'll get to writing

>>28255312
Fine. As long as you're willing to spend the money we saved not buying the scarf on a cab from the mall to Strange's show after we fail to find the place again.

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>>28255346
Right. We don't want her to die.gif

>>28255340
>By the way, could you roll me a perception check?

>1d20+4

>Dc is 18

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>>28255392
O...Okay...

Rolled 3 + 4

>>28255392

Rolled 6 + 4

>>28255392
Lets-a go!

Rolled 11 + 4

>>28255392
Lovely...

Rolled 7 + 4

>>28255392

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>>28255392

Rolled 5 + 4

>>28255392

>>28254991
What does Skilled Engineer mean outside of game mechanics? Do we not need to go to College/University since we're already good enough to invent things over the course of a week?

>>28255413
...He takes the best from the first five, right?

>>28255413
fffffffffffffffffffffffff-

>>28255392
I'm willing to spec point this because it's probably important or Felicia related

>>28255425
Outside of game mechanics? Basically, Peter doesn't really need to go to college to know how to make things if he knows the sciences behind them. HOWEVER, good luck getting anyone to listen to him without a degree- He doesn't have the pedigree of someone like Tony Stark, after all.

>>28255427
First three, sadly. We failed.

>>28255474
Time for a Spectacular point

>>28255442
I guess we could, the sooner we solve this problem the sooner we can make some progress on the whole Hobgoblin/Gwen's stalker/Maximum Carnage things.

We have a lot of irons in the fire.

>>28255472
>Pedigree
Tony Stark confirmed for secret werewolf

>>28255408
>>28255409
>>28255411

Sadly, the roll is failed. I will begin writing in a few moments, unless you'd like to SP things

>>28255472
I'm willing to be disregarded by most people if it means we get more free time later since we won't have to go to school. Besides we can always invent more stuff for a reputation or money. I really want us to go the biotech route though.

>>28255505
SP please

Rolled 10 + 4

>>28255505
>SP
No, we need these to stay alive

>>28255505
Yeah, I'll go along with it.

>>28255505
I want to spec point it

>>28255505
Sure, I'll always jump on an OP prompt.

>>28255505
Voting yes for Spectacular Point usage.

>>28255505
Yeah sure.

>>28255496
We'll never expose it. Given his son's condition, Jameson won't publish any stories related to lycanthropy. Which is good for Felicia, I guess, if anyone spots it. Cat therianothropy is close enough, right?

Rolled 6 + 4

>>28255560
>son's condition,
i haven read any SM comics in ages, can you explain?

>>28255560
Jameson's son is a werewolf?!?!

>>28255505
No. Also, it it just me or is this thread still pretty empty here?

>>28255560
Isn't his son dead?

>>28255505
Just got home from driving part of my commuter, voting SP yes

>>28255597
>>28255590
John Jameson was Man-Wolf. I'm not sure if he still is.

>>28255630
In Ultimate Spider-Man, yes. In 616 he's very much alive.

>>28255590
>>28255597
Yep. He got exposed to crystals on the moon that turned him into a werewolf. Some weird magic thing about the remnants of an elder civilization that visited our dimension in the distant past. And went to the moon, for some reason.

>Use confirmed, Writing!

>>28255664
Bugger. Eh, hopefully this'll be worth it.

>>28255659
He's also capable of taking on a clone of Thanos in one-on-one combat somehow.

>>28255664
>You have detected a mouse in the apartment, thanks for burning the parker point!
>Love Carnage

reminder that we'll have to burn our last one to save her

>>28255639

Also, SPECTACULAR SPECTACULAR SPIDER THREAD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnPlEmr3fLA

perhaps the old Chinese men was strange in disguise and give peter the cat statue so that peter would seek him out.

>>28255768
>If True, THAT BASTARD

>>28255687
That's some crazy bull right there anon.

>>28255768
Or it was Wong, his ambiguously Asian assistant. Seriously, what ethnicity is he supposed to be? Wong's a Hawaiian last name, is he Hawaiian?

>>28255659
>went to the moon, for some reason.
blame anything Moon related that doesn't make sense on the Inhumans. It's easier than accepting that it just doesn't make sense.

>>28255689
They're a replenishable resource you know.

And Gwen's not being tossed off any bridges any time soon hopefully.

>>28255844
If she is tossed off a bridge, I suspect she'll be fine, honestly.

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So are we going to try and shoot for the magic girl option if possible?

>>28255877
Nah. We're assholes if we don't do everything we can to bring Felicia back to normal, unless she decides otherwise without anything resembling prompting on our part.

>>28255877
Not if it looks anything like that. Besides, that should be Felecia's choice, assuming she's not jpgetting mind mojo'd at the time.

>>28255923
We shall require thorough documentation though.

>>28255923

this, no intentionally sabotaging our quest to return Felicia back to normal.

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>Perception DC-18
>Result- 15+4(SP)= 19, Success!

You head out from Felicia’s, making sure the door stays shut behind you, as Peter Parker and head a few streets away before heading into a dark alley and, upon confirming nobody’s there, scaling it and changing into your Friendly Neighborhood Spider-man!

Unfortunately, you have no idea where he’s at as nobody seems to know. He showa up in town, films, and then leaves. Hopefully, though, by standing out as Spider-man in your Red and Blue outfit you’ll be able to draw him out.

You websling through areas that seems like they’re highly populated and areas that seems like he might show up. Which is any that look interesting- you’re not one of his loyal viewers after ll. However, as you stop on a high tree ledge on the edge of a park, you DO notice something.

“It’s Spider-man, dad!”

Looking down, you see a young girl, probably about twelve-ish, maybe, pointing up at you. She’s got reddish hair and her father seems to be a large man with a bvery distinctive moustache. You see the man pull out a camera and focus it on you quickly, obviously snapping pictures. Seems like he probably does it for a living.

Waving, you decide to show off a little before you continue on. Falling off of the tree backwards, you let yourself fall a bit before extending a hand and shooting a web to the large tree branch you were standing on earlier, using the momentum to propel your swing as you head off into the city in search of Stephen Strange.

>[ ] Continue searching around
>[ ] Call it quits, head back to Felicia’s
>[ ] Look around, but see if there’s any local crime you can stop
>[ ]Write in

>>28255979

If she decides she wants to do something like that to keep a portion of the power she has right now on a temporary basis, that is her ultimate choice.

>>28255984

>[ ] Continue searching around

>>28255984
Stop local crime.

Best way to get Strange interested is a daring rescue of some sort.

>>28255994

>Continue searching, if we see crime, or an accident, or someone falling from a rooftop, or a multi car pileup, we intervene.

>>28255984
...why did we decide to suit up already?

>keep looking around, as Parker!

>>28255984
Continue searching around!

If we stumble headfirst into something, of course we should stop it, but fixing our immediate fuckup is of vital importance.

>legislating Edmemen

...Oh god, Senator!Spidey...

>>28255984

>[x] Continue searching around

we can still happen across some crime while searching.

>>28255984
>[ ] Look around, but see if there's any local crime you can stop

Rolled 5 + 4

>>28255984
>>[ ] Continue searching around
if it's fruitless >[ ] Look around, but see if there’s any local crime you can stop
We really need to punch somebody in face

>>28255984
Alright, that SP use didn't seem to be terribly useful...
>[ ] Continue searching around
But keep an eye out for local crime, I suppose.

>>28255984
Aww! And Red's a certain someone's favorite color!

Yeah for Carnage foreshadowing!

>>28256064
It got our picture taken not attacking cops.

PR boost, yeah? I bet next we find a criminal and get a pic stopping them.

>>28255984
Maybe we should head to a kind of gothy wiccany place, see if Strange has any distinctive fans?

Also, why is John Goodman in Speed Racer taking pictures of us?

>>28256058
No we don't. And we have a freaking time limit for the Felecia situation for all we know. No looking for dumb distractions.

>>28256091
Yeah, she's gotta be ready for school on Monday.

>>28256064
It could be important. The pic used is of Spider-girl's dad. The little girl was probably Anya Corazon. In which case our noticing her and showing off just inspired a member of the next generation of heroes, somewhere around half a decade from now.

>>28255984


waiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit a second. I may not be able to read that Russian...but I know who that is.

Clever, Cosgrove. Clever.

We're inspirational.

>>28255984
Wait did Gwen actually buy tickets to see one of Strange's shows?

If so, when was it scheduled for?

>>28256138
Oh yeah. I forgot what he looked like. That's cool then.

>>28255984
>[ ] Look around, but see if there’s any local crime you can stop

Make sure uncle Ben or friends live, we must keep an eye out

>>28256138
Huh, that's...

>>28256070
Going to be tragically heart-wrenching, isn't it?

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>>28255877
I want to say yes, but its her call. Unless it's the only way Strange can contain the curse that is.

Look at it this way, at least she isn't being possessed/whatevered by Sekhmet instead of Bast.

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>>28256138
>Spider-girl's
Dose this means we can create spider inc in the future?

>>28256317
>Peter Parker
>Having a future

That's probably not going to happen, unfortunately.

>>28256340
616 Peter had a good run.

>>28256340
But how will we found the galactic brotherhood of spidermen?

>>28256276
Jesus christ that's creepy

>Writing

>>28256317
Do not get you're hopes up. Let's start by not having our girlfriend turned into an actual housecat.

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>>28256371
Pretty sure that's up to our descendants and legacy characters.

>>28256379
You should continue looking around, but you might as well do some public services too. You should look around for any crime you could stop.

Which direction do you look in

>[ ]North
>[ ]South
>[ ]East
>[ ]West

>I will also need a perception check- 1d20+6, DC19.

>>28256400
What issue is this from?

Rolled 17 + 6

>>28256455

>>28256455
I look in the direction of...
Dr. Strange!

Rolled 1 + 6

>>28256455
West!

Rolled 7 + 6

>>28256455
West.

Rolled 5 + 6

>>28256455
>East
...

>>28256455
>East

>>28256478
Yep, not going to even bother rolling; got it on lock.

>>28256455
>South, Soho is a magical part of manhattan.

>>28256455
>>[ ]North

Rolled 4 + 6

>>28256455
North. Not that it matters now.

Rolled 8 + 6

>>28256455
>[x]North
We'll work our way south.

Rolled 5 + 6

>>28256455
head west young man

Rolled 5 + 6

>>28256484
Appearantly I can't roll from my phone.

>>28256478
>>28256493
>>28256497
>>28256501
Thank you based Wrenloft for us not fucking up.

Rolled 10 + 6

>>28256455
>[ ]North/>[ ]East
>>28256493
we doomed

>>28256493
Not the best start.

Though considering we're looking for trouble, I'm... not really sure what this means?

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>>28256493

>>28256523
We wasted a lot of time or found some goblinz...

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>>28256493

>>28256549
Can we please just preroll the Newport set of fails Cos?

>>28256549
B-but it was best of three, right?

Please tell me I didn't seal our fate

>>28256549
Suddenly MJ.

>>28256570
failures and successes override everything else
we dead now

>>28256570
Crits override regular rolls. We critfailed.

>>28256570
Best of three, unless there's a 1. 1's crit-fail, and all our villains gain an Unspectacular Point. That's bad.

>>28256570
Critical failures override any die roll other than critical success.

...Jerk.

>>28256549
And there's crime.
And it was a violent one.
And we didn't get there in time.
And we get blamed for it.

>>28256570
Crits trump, that's how it is everywhere.

>>28256570
It always defaults to failure with a 1, just like it always defaults to victory with a 20. Here's hoping it just means we'll get in over our head, not that we'll fail to notice something bad going on and have that on our conscience.

>>28256570

Read the rules...we're just swinging along when our Spider Sense starts buzzing the MJ sign as a white panel van rolls by?

>>28256594
>>28256598
>>28256599
>>28256601
>>28256610
>>28256623

welp

I'm just going to stop rolling before we get spider girl killed by carnage

>>28256605
Yep. And to make it worse, we were seen showboating for pictures earlier in the day. Still, we aren't a hero so it doesn't matter much that the photographer's daughter died.

>>28256644
>>28256605
That's not a party.

A party is "Suddenly Hobgoblin, bet you had your soundproof suit on"

>>28256640
There is no spider girl. Gwen seems to have closed a different route.

You probably did get someone else needlessly (not a planned plot point) raped or murdered though.

>>28256640
Eh, could be worse. I think we're just going to smash into a building or something. It can't be THAT critical... I hope.

Or are we about to get shot at.

Remember guys this isn't Bleach Quest; so Parker Luck isn't immediately burned. It builds and builds. Like a poison.

>>28256689
Ooh, that sounds likely!

>>28256689
Or literally stumble right into our friend Maximum Carnage.

>>28256644
No, that won't happen off of a 1 rolling for perception. Not yet, at least. No, she'll be killed after her father submits the pictures to the Bugle and gets Carnage's attention. Then he'll track them back to their house, find that Anya has his favorite color of hair, and murder them. Or just one of them, I can see him holding back a bit for the sake of leaving someone to be traumatized.

>>28256730
From a certain point of view, wouldn't that be a good thing?

>>28256741

We stumble into his knife first.

>>28256720
We know. But we only have one SP so we can't afford to get rid of it... Can we still do a Luck burn if we kill the villain after revealing our identity?

>>28256741
We don't know who he is. And he doesn't want to harm us, just to get our attention. That's why our spider sense is useless against the guy.

>>28256750
Killing a villain will probably gain us a Parker Luck point...

Before we go any further, I just want to point out that one of our options before leaving was to look up Strange's location. Just sayin...

>>28256781
He's our biggest fan. And he'll make sure he keeps that title.

>>28256802
NOPE
NOPENOPENOOOOOOOOOPE

>>28256800
>I would have also suggested that, you know, power of goggle compels you. Check the NY filming certification website for what shoots had permits today, etc

>>28256796
One point vs. many. Which would you take?

>>28256800
I think it was implied that we did look but couldn't find squat?

>>28256844
Nope. We just suited up and left.

>>28256822
Well, right now we're at one... So I'd not really worry about it.

>>28256800
Yeah... We may need to head back and google.

>>28256822
Well, being Peter Parker, we'd probably go for both. We kill him, earning Parker Luck, he somehow comes across symbiotic-y goodness, and the symbiote-boosted, mangled corpse becomes this universe's Carnage, leading to more Parker Luck.

>>28256870
We have a cellphone. And Gwens number.
Also we should pick her up a signed headshot.

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>1! Automatic Faulure. Peter Parker’s bad luck increases by one…


You head towards the North, looking for Strange or any signs of crime. There’s less good web slinging spots. So, you don’t pay attention to where you’re going as you land on a building’s rooftop.

Until the Sirens blare and your Spider-sense rings loudly. Looking around, you see guards currying around, points guns at you. You look around until you spot a flag, your mind quickly remembering where you last saw it…

Shit. Shitshitshitshitshit SHIT

You’re on the roof of the Latverian Embassy.

And their Heir returned to New York Recently.

Nearby, you see two arms grip the edge of the rooftop as a cloaked form jumps onto the roof like an acrobat, landing on the edge gracefully. Considering the man’s attire, it’s nothing less than impressive! He seems to be wearing a full suit with some sort of cape, along with metal gauntlets and a mask.

Pointing at you dramatically, the man’s eyes narrow behind the mask.

“You! Masked menace! Tell DOOM the reason behind your violation of the Embassy that represents the Sovereign Nation of Latveria or suffer my wrath!”

>[ ] Try to calm him down, it was all a misunderstanding! (Write in)
>[ ] …Flee!
>[ ] Lie. Like you’ve never lied before. (Write in)
>[ ] Other

>>28256902
>[ ] Try to calm him down, it was all a misunderstanding! (Write in)
"Would you believe I wasn't paying attention where I was going and that I'm sorry?"

>>28256902
That is one bitching Doom.

Dare we lie and say we want to help him out? We could offer to do science for him to give him an edge against Richards.

>>28256902

"Sorry, wasn't paying attention to where I was swinging, lost in thought and trying to get my barings. I'll just be going, gotta find a wizard,"

>>28256902
>>[ ] Try to calm him down, it was all a misunderstanding! (Write in)
"I, uh, got lost?"

>>28256902
>>[x] Other

"could I please I have your autograph?"

>>28256902
Apologize, and it was unintentional

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>>28256902
>[ ] Try to calm him down, it was all a misunderstanding! (Write in)
Sorry! I was looking for a sorcerer and got lost!

>>28256902
I was looking for a wizard and got lost, know any local spell-slingers?

>>28256902
"...Would you believe I just took a wrong turn?"

>>28256902
>[ ] Try to calm him down, it was all a misunderstanding! (Write in)
What >>28256939 said. Doom is a bit of a jerk, but he'd at least be decent enough to accept an apology, right?

>>28256944
My god it's perfect.
Dr. Strange is on his Rolodex.

>>28256986
HAHAHAHAHA!

>>28256902
>>[ ] …Flee!

>>28256939
"I'll make sure it doesn't happen again "Mr. Doom" Good to see you're doing well..."

>>28257022
>Mr

Doesn't he have a doctorate? Please don't offend the sovereign head of Latveria.

>>28256902
I was getting tired sir I have been swing around all day looking for some magic guy diden't relize were I was (bow)

>>28256902
>"My apologies DOOM. I lost my way searching for a query and needed a vantage point from which to reset abolish my location and hopefully hunt my prey. Unfortunately in a moment of thoughtless weakness I failed to recognize the flags, soldiers, Latverian emblem...(sigh) ok, I was distracted a bit by the architecture, the building's facade is pretty amazing."

Prepare to run for our life.

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"Speak quickly and with purpose peasant. I grow weary of your presence."

>>28256902
>“You! Masked menace! Tell DOOM the reason behind your violation of the Embassy that represents the Sovereign Nation of Latveria or suffer my wrath!”

"I took a wrong turn looking for a wizard."

>"You expect DOOM to believe your invasion of the Embassy that represents the Sovereign Nation of Latveria is merely the result of GETTING LOST?"

"I am not a clever man."

>>28257039
He got his doctorate from a university he founded. He couldn't get accepted into any doctoral program in any school in the entire world.

It's not something we should bring up with him.

>>28257089
I am reasonably certain he'll murder us if we don't use Doctor or Sir or something.

Don't challenge the doctorate, he'll go supervillain, yeah?

>>28257105

easily avoided by not addressing him directly.

>>28256902
This is "Roll to Walk" levels of fucking retarded. *facepalm*

That said,
>Try to calm him down, it was all a misunderstanding!

Throw out the situation you're trying to fix. Doom is a man of SCIENCE and MAGIC-- he might be interested.

>>28257082
...Yeah that's what this situation is.

>>28257089
>>28257039
Lord is the title you're looking for.
And the only way we're getting out of this is to suck his dick a little.
And honestly while I wouldn't expect Peter to know the nuances of this encounter yet; it's safe to deduct that this is Victor Von Doom from Reeds space experiment and that he's more than a bit of a hothead. And an arrogant one at that, so indulging his power fetish is the only way we're getting out of this.

>>28257122

He was probably asking for a roll to notice the Embassy for some flavor text or another event and when we crit failed....well it is GM candy.

>>28256902
>[ ] Try to calm him down, it was all a misunderstanding! (Write in)
"I was actually just looking for a place to rest. The city looks really different from above, I didn't recognize that this was the Latverian embassy. My apologies, Ur Doom. I would never intentionally make such an insult to the people and government of Latveria. Still, I have done so. Let me make this right. How would one go about atoning for such a breach in Latveria?"

Let's be polite, use the proper honorifics (Laterveria is supposedly a splinter state of Hungary, "Ur" means "Lord"), and put ourselves at his mercy. It's the best way to deal with DOOM.

>>28257122
Seconding this. DOOM is an accomplished Wizard, he might be able to help. Especially if we can word it right, or he can use it to one up Richards.
Also, if Spidey can totally befriend Loki, he can totally befriend DOOM!

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Get ready for the fooddrive and the blender.

>>28257155
>implying Peter would ever said that to DOOM

>>28257191
We don't really have any in-character way of knowing any of it.

Right now all we know is that this is a guy we don't want to fuck with.

>>28257191
>>As yet we don't know Doom is magic. And cosgrove might not have a magic Doom. We roll with the punches we are dealt

>So, you're lost and looking for a wizard and that you meant no offense, then?

>That about what you want to say, but not necessarily how?

>>28257052
>>28256979
>>28256976
>>28256963
>>28256947
>>28256944
>Not claiming we were simply overenthusiastic in our wish to pay our respects to DOOM while he was in the neighbourhood.
It's like you guys don't even bluff.

>>28257240

Sounds about the right intent. And we are currently affected by our masked bravado; therefore flushed with Spider-Confidence

>>28257240
The how is as politely and deferentially as possible.

We may not be up on foreign affairs, but this is a head of state, yeah?

>>28257240
I am entirely in favor of just using >>28257082
I know it's a reference to Buttersafe, but it actually makes perfect sense for an interaction between the two characters.

>>28257240
Nah just tell him straight out
no need pussy-footing around DOOM

>>28257240
Pretty much.

>>28257258
We don't know anything about Doom. He could be a perfectly reasonable guy. He's not. But he could be.

>>28257240
Yep, that's the gist of it.

>>28257258
You don't bluff to DOOM, otherwise he ends up crashing through your wall in the middle of the night, wanting to know why you lied to DOOM because DOORS ARE FOR PEASANTS!

>>28257240
Just say we're looking for a Stephen Strange guy and we got lost and weren't paying attention to where we where going and oh god we are so sorry. And then we're super duper sorry and polite and indulge royalty.

>>28256902
"Sir, I can benchpress a Bentley and dodge bullets. If I had intended violence, your security would already be in tatters. Latveria has a reputation as being a very educated country, especially for so small a population. I have a unique biological abnormality which modern science cannot explain, and the current culture in America is anathema to research for the sake of research, or altruism. Might the vaunted Latverians be willing to consider a scientific partnership?"

>>28257280
So what you're saying is that we need to make friends with Luke Cage and/or Squirrel Girl as soon as possible. Only they are immune to the wrath of DOOM!

>>28257240
The wizard is e comedy beat. We have to set this up as genuinely apologetic and stroke DOOM's ego by semi-groveling and praising his embassy. Then we admit we're looking for Strange because we need a wizard. Then DOOM tells us that he is a wizard. We ask if he consults for broke costumed vigilantes and if he knows anything about anthropomorphizing curses. Then we get some choices and fail a roll or two.

>"I will fix this girl, however in return, I will call on you for a favor one day Man of Spider. And you will heed that call or face the wrath of Latveria."

Rolled 13 + 5

>>28257240
>Very Well

>Now, how eloquent and Effectual are your words against DOOM?

>1d20+6, DC is this roll result!

Rolled 11 + 6

>>28257317
Man, I hope we get a Nat 20. Friends with DOOM would be awesome.

>>28257270
That does seem funny, but might end up being a disaster.

Rolled 18 + 6

>>28257317

Rolled 15 + 6

>>28257317

Rolling

Rolled 3 + 6

>>28257317
Time to Victor Von Fail!

Rolled 6 + 6

>>28257317
please no crit fail

>>28257329
YESSSSSS

>>28257329
Very nice

>>28257329
Nice work, you.

>>28257329

Oh thank sweet merciful beyonder

>>28257240
it is the TRUTH,
I am pretty sure he can detect lies any way

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>>28257339
>>28257341
>>28257345
>>28257349
Aw, shucks. Twern't nuthin.

>>28257329
Anon, you may have just saved us from the wrath of DOOM.

If all else fails, be sure to blame our wrong turn on that accursed RICHARDS.

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One last DOOM before we hit the streets again, hopefully on good terns with the betuniced megalomaniac that is DOOM.

>>28257363
Thanks for reminding me of how much of an asshole richards is

>>28257362
Huh, like the socks on that costume.

>>28257450
Yeah, Doc Ock made some real improvements.

>>28257410
You know, Latveria really isn't that bad a place. Sure, it's an Orwellian dictatorship under DOOM's rule, but it has a pretty good standard of living. It went from third world poverty to the ninth richest country on Earth. Free universal health care, no crime, and they're absolutely safe from any foreign attack, except maybe by the Fantastic Four. It's a nice place. So long as you don't defy the will of DOOM. I think we could team up with him, maybe turn him towards the light. There's still room for him to be a good guy. So he hates Richards. Who doesn't?

>>28257469
Yeah, I keep hearing Superior's a decent book. I just didn't agree with the premise so I've never picked it up. Besides, Venom filled my Spider Quota....

>>28257512
You forget that the nation has also been successfully stormed by Powerman over a matter of $200.00 and Squirel Girl

>>28257519
It is a good book, and while I don't really like the premise I do like the status quo getting shook up.. Venom's been canned, unfortunately.

>>28257512
Yeah let's not get too ambitious here.

For the foreseeable future our goal with DOOM should just be to not get our ass killed.

>>28257543
Squirrel Girl is awesome, though.

>>28257543
Superheroes are the exception. Even DOOM can't do that much.

Besides, it was related to squirll girl. DOOM knows better.

>>28257512
You know, I tend to root for Doom in the stories he's in-- Not because he's morally right, (though he often is, and he's almost always more than a few shades of grey away from pure evil) but because Reed Richards is such an unbearably pompous asshole.

>>28257572
Agreed, besides if he hears our tale and offers to help, at a price...we may not be ready to pay it and have to consult with Felicia if she thinks he's on the up and up.

>>28257573
Squirrel Girl is the most powerful character in the Marvel Universe.

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>>28257519
Besides, Venom filled my Spider Quota....

I'm sad now...

>>28257606
Her official stat blocks are maxed out. She is as powerful as or even more so than most cosmic entities.

>>28257469
Tabi socks are a pretty logical addition to the suit, though. I'm surprised no one drew him with them before. Peter's basically a ninja, he might as well look the part. Tailor the jacket on our costume a bit and we'd get something looking like the stereotypical ninja tunic. It'll go nicely with the narrower eyespots on the mask we're currently using. Especially since we don't have a web motif on our costume yet.

>>28257626

There there, Cosgrove. There there.

Things will get better

>Calm DOOM’s wrath with a reasonable explanation!
>DC-18, Result-24, Success!

You raise your hands non-threateningly. “I‘m sorry! I wasn’t paying attention to where I was going. I was keeping an eye out for any crime to prevent while looking for this wizard guy and I didn’t see where I landed. I never would have done it intentionally and I deeply regret my actions.”

The man crosses his arms as you wait for him to say something. He presses a finger against his mask and a few moments later you see the guards stand down.

“You, Man who dresses in a Spider Costume. DOOM will forgive you but this once. In return, you must appease DOOM’s curiosity- what seek you with a wizard?”

“Well… I was looking for one to help break a curse.”

DOOM seems to be looking carefully at you as he nods. “Then, perhaps you have been guided by destiny to DOOM, for he is on the way to mastery of the Arcane Arts! I shall break this curse, if it is within my power, but first you would have to do one task for DOOM.”

>[ ] I’m listening
>[ ] Thank you for the offer, but I’d rather not waste your time.
>[ ] I don’t think you’re able to do it.
>[ ] Write in

>>28257667
>>[ ] Thank you for the offer, but I’d rather not waste your time.

>>28257667
I'm listening.
Write-in: ...Wait, you believe me?

>>28257667
>>[ ] I’m listening
Seriously, how bad could it be?

>>28257667
[X] I'm listening

Doom's the first wizard we've found, and he hasn't done anything shady, so let's hear him out. Of course we need to know what the favor is before agreeing.

>>28257667
>...I'm listening.

>>28257705
DOOM wishes for you to spraypaint "Richards Sucks" on the side of the Baxter Building!

>>28257667
>not at least hearing him out

>[ ] I’m listening

>>28257667
[X]I'm listening.

We can do the"I don't think you can do it" but then DOOM might be mad that we attempted to do that kind of bullshit on him. NO MAD DOOM. GOD PLEASE.

So let just listen.

>>28257667
>[ ] I’m listening

>>28257667

"I'm listening..."

>>28257704
seconding

>>28257667
>[ ] Thank you for the offer, but I’d rather not waste your time.

"You're too important for a puny wannabe-hero like me."

>>28257629
She took down Thanos single handed.

>>28257667
>[ ] I’m listening
Say it politely as possible

>>28257765

Though offscreen.

And she was defeated by Power Man and Jewel's baby when it had spider-powers during spider-island

>>28257789
So what you're saying is

make spiderbabies with squirrelgirl and we rule the world?

>>28257667
>I’m listening
I mean a guy in a metal mask who leads his own country kind of seems more qualified than a television personality.

>>28257789
I think that was more her not wanting to beat the crap out of a baby than anything.

>>28257667
>[] I'm listening
>Would you mind if I gave you some more information? I have no idea whether I'm diagnosing this thing correctly or not...

>>28257723
>Not doing that for free.

>>28257704
Yeah this seems appropriate.

I mean we talk about wizards and curses and this guy just goes "yeah that adds up"

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>>28257789

>>28257819

Nope, Baby got the drop on her. She never knew what hit her.


>>28257805
Messing around with a Squirel would not make our Cat very happy.

>>28257805
>world
>not the multiverse and eventually break into the real world.

There are 4 laws.

Ben Parker dies. One way or another. And stay dead. For good.
Gwen dies. One way or another.
Batman parents are always dead.
Spiderman and Squirrel girl never have children.

>>28257789
Because people don't know how to write Squirrel Girl or understand that she's supposed to be a silly over powered silver age character stuck in the grimdark era. Bendis is the most guilty of Marvels current writers when it comes to this.

>>28257667
>[ ] Write in
"You really believe me? Wow, thanks. Hell, even I think I might be crazy, and I saw it happen. All I know is that a friend of mine touched a weird statue and transformed afterwards. Are metamorphoses like that a known phenomenon?"

>>28257667
>>[ ] I’m listening
Fuck yeah, I get home just in time for GLORIOUS BEST RULER DOOM.

>>28257875
Gwen can come back though.

>>28257667
"... ... ... ... ... sorry my mind's just a little blown right now."
>[ ] I’m listening

Everyone is on board with the plan to help DOOM fight the cursed Richards, right?

>>28257723
I'd do that.

Rolled 3

>>28257956
We don't have a reason to curse Richards yet...YET.

Just wait until we're friends with the Human Torch, then we have plenty of reasons.

>>28257956
If Richards goes the route that most of his alternate universe versions go, absolutely.

hoping for evil reed and pym and good doom and ultron like a fiend

>>28258002
Has DOOM met him at this point?

>>28258015
considering they where all trapped in a building for over two weeks and where in space together, yes. They have met.

>>28257875
But...Mayday Parker is awesome!

>>28257667
Wait, did this DOOM visit Tibet before the space incident?

>>28258015
Yes. Remember that Richards caused an "incident " with the Latverian heir. It said so on e news.

>>28258036
She's Mary Jane and Peter's kid. Unless everything changes pretty drastically, she's not going to exist.

Or at least not that version of her.

>>28258015
One of the standard rules of Doom's history, regardless of which continuity he's in, is that he and Richards were roommates in college. They didn't meet again, though, until Doom kidnapped Sue to force Reed to go back in time and steal the enchanted treasure of Blackbeard for him.

Oh shit, that's what he's going to ask us to do, isn't it? Are we going to be pirates next thread? Cosgrove, are we doing Pirate Spider-Man? Please tell me that's what we're doing.

>>28258005
>Evil Pym
>tfw we rescue his hot wife from his abusive clutches
>tfw she's abused to the point where she thinks everything she does is wrong, and breaks down in tears every time she messes up even on the littlest things
>tfw Peter tries to assure her he's not going to hurt her after she accidentally breaks/rips a personal possession of his.

... I'm a sucker for broken bird-type characters. You know, the kind of person you wanna just hug and tell them everything's gonna be okay.

>>28258002
Or he tries to take credit for a scientific discovery we make.

>>28258099
No...no Broken bird Janet. Please let us have Triple Doctorate Janet with A:EMH Personality PLEASE

>>28258099
No, Jenet would be evil to. Since she's already a gigantic bitch in every version of her save EMH.
>post #65723468523 explaining that the slap was an editorial mistake and was just supposed to be a shove, but people just won't let it die despite Peter and Richards slapping their wives countless times and for far less

>writing

>>28258132
Also, so many people have slapped Janet in the same pose style as Hank did, including She-Hulk

>>28258135
oh fug

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>>28258088
Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!

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>>28258135

>>28258088
And just like rescuing Mom in BQ, Gwens stalker gets put on hold.

>>28258132
>Create Old Robot Genocide
>Gets the most flack for slapping his wife (once) for bugging him about trivial shit during a nervous breakdown

>>28258192
Gwen has super powers. She can handle a stalker. And if she needs us to help, we'll help. She's not a damsel in distress who needs us to rescue her. Felicia is at the moment.

>>28258129
That would be fun. I'd be okay with Marvel Adventures Janet, too. Giant Girl's a pretty cool take on the character and has a fun sibling dynamic with Peter.. And Marvel Adventures Pym is the sweetest guy, he'd be a great husband. Wouldn't hurt a fly, let alone the girl he loves.

>>28258132
>No, Jenet would be evil to. Since she's already a gigantic bitch in every version of her save EMH.
And Marvel Adventures.

Rolled 18 + 6

>>28258192
Sorry Gwen, DOOM wants me to go back in time and play pirates with him!

Though, if we become friends with DOOM he can help us find Gwen's stalker.

>>28258231

We should give her a set of web slingers, as she knows how to make the fluid.

>>28257925
Can't wait to see everybody's reaction when we do the task, and Doom is like 'Hah! Psych! There's no such thing as magic, idiot! Honestly, I can't believe you'd believe in something as absurd as a curse. Your girlfriend is clearly just a werecat."
>And then he gets cursed for breaking our agreement, and comes back wanting revenge on us.

>>28258231
She clearly can't, does, and is.

I mean what has she accomplished since dramatically jumping off that rooftop?

>>28258243
everyone is pleasant in Marvel Adventures. That's why it's the best series. It's just good old fun.

>>28258259
>DOOM cat

>>28258263
Nothing because we haven't coordinated with her on what our limited investigation has uncovered nor have we shown her a potential suspect list/pool

>>28258253
I back this idea. Hell, after all this is said and done we could give her some when we deliver the blood samples.

>>28258231
Gwen don't have the metaphorical balls to fight.

She did jack shit against hobogoblin in school. She of course didn't have a costume but she did jack shit to fight back against the stalker even with powers. If she can't handle a stalker, how she going to fight Osborn?

>>28258286

"THAT BLASTED SPIDER-MAN"