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>>28270878
fuck yea

The two of you look around as you step into the store. Various scouter models line the walls, and boxes of a myriad of different gadgets are stacked on shelves. Some of the ones that catch your eye are a remote control spy probe, a holorecorder, and a custom perimeter alarm system

>A. Scouter

>B. Probe

>C. Recorder

>D. Security system

>>28270938
>A) Check the new scouter models
>B+C+D) Ask the specifications of the products

>>28270938
We probably wont need the scouter much longer an the probe seems kinda useless at the moment, we have no one to spy on. holorecorder might be useful at some point but I don't really see much

Can we ask if they have any sex toys for sale?

if not I guess a perimeter alarm would be useful when we set up a base

>>28270938
ask for high tech sex toys
and see if the person running the store knows if we could get one of those healing tanks

>>28270938
D is all we really need at this point, we should also find a place to get a makeup kit for desquizes

>>28270938
How much money do we have? the perimeter alarm and the probe sound useful

>>28270967
>>28270981
>>28271065
>>28271086
Not much agreement, come to a consensus all

>>28271097
I still think we should check each of the products capabilites.
Also, can you give us our money count and the prices?

>>28271097
How much money and can we get some in depth descriptions for the products?
Im still down for joking about sex toys though

>>28271113
>>28271165
Current amount of money: 2 Million credits

Probe: Equipped with a remote control and viewing pad, it can be used to scout areas or spy from a distance of several hundred miles

Recorder: Record holographic messages of yourself

Perimeter security: Customizes to identify those you authorize into the area, has motion sensing cameras and DNA scanning software, can cover a perimeter of up to five miles

>>28271097
we don't need sex toys or scouters the we need a ship and healing tanks security thing is good ? maybe just B IDK
I say find a nice big ship or 2 load our pods and some healing tanks if they have them than kill every one.

>>28271273
I vote we buy the probe and security system.
also ask if we can buy healing tanks anywhere on the planet

>>28271273
I say we get the Probe and the Perimenter security system, since the recorder has little use.

>>28271273
we can sense better then the security no need for that.

we dont have any one so send messages to yet ...

probe seams good

>>28271375
We aren't always paying attention and scanning the place with our ki sensing, plus not everyone in the base will be like us, our mooks will need security.

>>28271273
seems like we need the security system for our future base, and ask about healing tanks

>>28271324
>>28271340
>>28271417
You purchase a probe and security system, and ask the storekeeper if he knows anything about healing tanks.

"Outside of hospitals, they aren't really used here. Though some of the larger ships do come stocked with them" he tells you.

>A. Ask where to buy a ship

>B. Kill him

>C. Something else

>>28271456
A: so where would I find one of those larger ships? Got a friend who can give me a good deal?

>>28271472
Dude, what? Buying a ship? Really?
We are stealing a frigate or maybe if we get lucky a cruiser.

>>28271456
A

>>28271556
well right now we have no idea where we can even find a ship. of course we wont buy it but we need to know where to find them and the shopkeeper isn't going to take "Hey where can we steal a a ship" as a good conversation starter

>>28271602
Sure, but why even bother to ask for a deal then.
It implies one actually wants to spend money in this.

Just leave at "where's the nearest ship seller?"

>>28271556
>Dude, what? Buying a ship? Really?
Sounds better than making an enemy of a technologically advanced planet we could get supplies from frequently.

>>28271618
>>28271456

Do we even have enough money to buy a ship sufficiently large to carry troops? It would be easier for us to know how much we have if we had something to compare to, I mean, sure we had 2 million credits, but if a soda costs 50 thousand then we don't have a lot.
Please QM, give us prices when dealing with commerce.

>>28271613
we want to appear friendly at least

>>28271472
>>28271587
You ask the storekeeper where a good place to buy a ship is. He tells you a dealer is just down the street, and should be open. The storekeeper mentions that the prices are a bit high but the ships are always in good quality, and that this dealer is your best bet.

You and Salta leave the shop and decide what to do next.

>A. Say something

>B. Go to dealer

>C. Other store

>D. Return to pods

>E. Something else

>>28271663
>B. Go to the Dealer
Tonight we either become (better) thieves or we learn to bargain.

>>28271663
>B: but on the way talk to Salta and see if she has any suggestions on how to get a ship.

lets head to the dealer and scout out what kind of ship we want to steal later on

>>28271688
Just suppress our powerlevel to below the average what this planet has and ask to take it for a test ride.
Then we kill the guards and take it to the criminal planet and have them get rid of any trackers installed.

Seeing as it's in Cooler's turf, Frieza's thugs shouldn't follow.

>>28271688
>>28271712
The two of you decide to head to the dealer, and begin the walk there. On the way, you ask Salta if she has any suggestions on how to get a ship.

"Well, money is the most obvious way" she says. "If we don't have enough, I could try flirting with him to lower the price. And if all else fails, we could steal one."

>A. Suggest she change into her other outfit, that could help

>B. Tell her you'll worry about it when you get there

>C. Something else

>>28271872
lets just take what we want and levle the planet

>>28271872
B; We dont even know how much the ships are, and if ones is just above our limits, we can try something else

>>28271872
>C. We should see his prices, if they are too high we'll just steal the ship using the plan from
>>28271867
or by going GTA on them.
Either way works

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>>28271867
I the idea

>>28271903
>>28271911
>>28271918
You decide to just head to the dealer and see what the prices are, you can always improvise if you do not have enough money.

You enter what seems to be a gigantic warehouse, ships of all kind greeting you. Space pods similar to yours, slightly larger oval shaped ships, large enough for two people to fit in, and in the distance you see much larger ships, ones that could likely provide living space and transport for several people.

A man in an expensive looking suit approaches you, grinning from ear to ear.

"Why, hello there!" he greets you. "What can I do to help you two today?"

>A. Tell him what sort of ship you are looking for

>B. Kill him

>C. Leave

>D. Something else

>>28271872
>B. Tell her you'll worry about it when you get there

>>28272007
>A. "We need a ship that can handle at least 20 passengers, must have a healing pod and be relatively fast"
"It's for our radical sports club"

>>28272007
>>B. Kill him
>take ships
>save money
>profit

>>28272007
>A.

"I'm not looking for a top-shelf model. Something with healding pods and enough room for 20 passengers." *grab Spina*. "Big family."

>>28272007
>A. Tell him what sort of ship you are looking for
>>28272049
something like that.

>>28272007
A. Fast transport hopefully with a decent med-bay (healing tanks included or extra).

>>28272090
Speed is more important than healing pods I think. Also, we shouldn't put her on the spot in case she needs to flirt the guy down.

>>28272049
this, and plenty of storage room we do big game hinting.

get a test drive take the niicest two and blow the place after stuffing ours with a few one and two man pods.

>>28272049
>>28272090
Pick one of these

>>28272121
R-R-R-RADICAL GALACTIC SURF COMPETITION, DUDE

>>28272121
>>28272049
this or
>>28272119

>>28272121
Sports Club

>>28272132
>>28272132
I don't see how our entire family can't be part of our radical galactic xports club

>>28272119
Wouldn't we need a sizable cargo bay for the pods? Also, dont you think the dealership has a way to remotely shutdown/detonate stolen vehicles? Remember Vegeta's remote control?

>Guys, we need to hide from Freize and Cooler.
>LET'S STEAL A SPACESHIP

God damn it Nappa

>>28272197
>>28272007
QM, please tell us the price and our current cash purse (after buying the stuff in the tech shop)
And yes, if our only choice is stealing ,that's what we do. And we'll blame it in whatever is the space equivalent of a minority.

>>28272197
Yeah, we seem to have acquired an aggressive murderhobo. Which is hilarious because the aggressive murderhobos alway always always lose in the end in DBZ.

>>28272169
thats why we kill them all first.

>>28272049
>>28272090
>>28272097
>>28272104
>>28272116
>>28272119
>>28272132
>>28272142
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>>28272150
>>28272169
You tell the dealer you are looking for a ship large enough to house at least twenty people, and it must contain at least one rejuvenation chamber.

"It's..for our sports club" You say when he begins to look at you oddly.

"Ah, I see" he responds. "Well, we do have one model in stock for that. If you'll follow me, I will gladly give you a tour."

He leads you and Salta to the back of the warehouse, where a large, triangular shaped ship sits. It has legs for landing, and a ramp that lowers from its center for you to board and exit. On the inside, you find a healing chamber in the back, a sizable cockpit, several bedrooms, all equipped with entertainment centers, bathrooms, a kitchen, and a large common room. When the three of you exit the ship, the man turns to you.

"So, what do you think?"

>A. Ask him how much it costs

>B. Kill him and take it

>C. Talk to Salta

>D. Something else

>>28272220
We steal it after Salta tries to get a discount and fails. I'm not convinced she will fail or that she won't murder the guy for insulting her if he refuses to give her the discount. Either way we need to make sure the damn thing can't be remotely tracked and Frank doesn't know how to disconnect a futuretech lojack.

>>28272288
>A.

Get the cost first and work from there.

>>28272288
A.

>>28272288
>A. Ask him how much it costs
&>>28272288
>C. Talk to Salta

>>28272288
D. Say something to him.
"Not bad, but would it be possible to add a couple pod docking packages? Some of the team likes to go sight seeing during down time.

Then A. Ask price.

>>28272288
A get a test drive

kill him when we get back load it up with pods and levle the city with a ki blasts

be sure to question about security features, like what is it gets stolen insurnce ... make him think we woulnt just kill his planet

>>28272352
>>28272288
This and
>A

>>28272362
>>28272352
both of thease keep asking questions really get to know the ship. see if any have enhanced gravity traning rooms too.

>>28272404
oh christ

>>28272288
Ok, since we're running with the sports club thing tell him, when he asked, that we're a bunch of amateur extreme sports enthusiasts trying to go pro and we're planing to lug around a documentary film crew to pay for our registration fees, fuel and food. No, this isn't for another crap reality tv show and no we can't tell him more because we already signed an NDA. But it's going to be awesome and we'll be sure to plug his shipyard if he's willing to give us a deal.

>>28272362
Jesus Christ, we're trying to build an empire here.

The last planet with all the nice technology got destroyed because of stupid shit like this.

If we've got an in here we need to capitalize on it, not go full retard.

>>28272429
Nice plan, I think this is believable enough, If we get the chance I hope we'll use it.

>>28272429
THIS

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>>28272454
I like it

>>28272313
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>>28272352
>>28272362
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>>28272397
>>28272404
>>28272427
>>28272429
"Not bad, but would it be possible to add a couple pod docking packages? Some of the team likes to go sight seeing during down time" you ask him.

"Yes, though it will cost extra" he says simply.

"What kind of security does it have?" you ask.

"Well, upon purchase, it will be programmed to only be usable by you and other authorized parties. there are also break-in alarms on the door" he tells you.

"Well, how much will it cost?" you ask.

"With the added features you want...two million, five hundred thousand credits" he tells you.

You tell him that your sports club is a bunch of amateur sports enthusiasts trying to go pro and planning to lug around a documentary film crew to pay your registration fees, fuel, and food.

"So...it's for a reality TV show?" he asks.

"No, this isn't for another crap reality TV show" you tell him. "And no, we can't tell you more because we already signed an NDA. But believe me, it is going to be AWESOME and we'll be sure to make special mention of your wonderful shipyard if you cut us a deal."

"Well...I can lower the price to two million even" he tells you.

This is a problem, after purchasing things in the tech shop, you're one hundred and fifty thousand short of that amount.

>A. Try to haggle him further

>B. Go talk to Salta, ask her to try flirting with him

>C. Kill him

>D. Leave

>E. Something else

>>28272429
best plan yet

>>28272571
A+B. We haggle, and Salta "Helps"

>>28272571
>A.

"Look pal, you're not the first dealer I've been to and the first shoot is next week. Make it 1.5 and we can talk promotions. See this jacket? The guy who sold it to me's laughing all the way to the bank from pre-sold ad revenues. You scratch my horns, I'll scratch yours.

>>28272604
>A+B
Plus offer to show him our Radical Zero Gravity Poledancing Team.

>>28272604
>>28272610
>>28272625

Lay this shit on thick.

We've got a nice coat too, right? And Salta's bursting at the seams.

We look the part.

>>28272610
Sounds good, except that we aren't wearing a jacket...Still, tell him that if he can get to 1.8M we'll add him as a premium sponsor and put his logo prominently on our gear and run it in the special thanks section of the credits.

>>28272571
>>28272610

Hmm. the guy accross town is offering about the same ship for 1.75 million. I had heard good things about the quality here so I wanted to check it out, but I guess what I heard about the prices are about right too.
I'll have to think about it

>>28272660
>except that we aren't wearing a jacket.
Yeah we are; we bought it last session.

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>>28272653
>>28272610
>>28272660

We're dressed like The Fonz
Didn't you read the clothes we got?

>>28272653
Aren't we in casual cloths at the moment? Actually, we could tell Spina to "suit up" so he can get an idea of where his logo will get displayed. If he starts salivating start offering better locations on Salta's leathers, for a better discount of course.

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>>28272660
>>28272712
>>28272653

"You ask him to give you something a bit more casual than the suit you are wearing, and soon are wearing a white t-shirt, a jacket, and a pair of jeans. Salta is in a T shirt that exposes a lot of midriff and a pair of shorts. You also purchase three hats. One for each of you, and one for Spina when you return. You also discreetly by a nurse and maid outfit while Salta is not looking. You pay and the two of you exit the store.
"

>>28272712
Devious and objectifying.

Do it.

>>28272712
could work. lets work this into the other suggestions

>>28272730
Yeah, I'm taking inspiration from our convincing an entire DMV to commit suicide. Frank has a way of plying people with words.

>>28272712
Nice plan.

>>28272604
>>28272610
>>28272625
>>28272653
>>28272660
>>28272679
>>28272680
>>28272687
>>28272712
>>28272723
>>28272730
"Look pal, you're not the first dealer I've been to and the first shoot is next week. Make it 1.5 and we can talk promotions. See this jacket? The guy who sold it to me's laughing all the way to the bank from pre-sold ad revenues. You scratch my horns, I'll scratch yours" you tell him.

"I don't know...that's lowering it an awful lot" he replies.

You then notice that Salta hasn't been with the two of you for a few minutes. You hear the sound of her clearing her throat. You and the dealer look onto the ship ramp and see her wearing her tight low-cut leather suit, a flirtatious smile on her face as she saunters down the ramp. She strolls over to the dealer and runs her fingers up his arm.

"Aww...but it would mean so much to us, and besides, you'd get all kind of advertising from us" she tells him. "I think you'd make a great...partner" she whispers, licking her lips.

The man sweats, red faced, and nods after a moment. "A-alright, sure, 1.5 it is...if one of you will come with me, we can sign the papers and I'll have a mechanic install those pod docks."

Salta grins and slowly steps back from the man "Thank you" she says sweetly, discreetly winking at you.

>A. Go handle the transaction

>B. Let Salta go take care of the paperwork

>C. Something else

>>28272855
>B Salta is a bit more reliable with serious business than us, lets let her handle it while we check things out around the ship/town

>>28272855
>A. Go handle it

I don't trust this guy alone with Salta, I know if he moves a finger she'll kill him but let's avoid that.

>>28272855
A. We can't risk him finding Salta's tail we he inevitably tries groping her ass.

Rolled 58

>>28272855
>B. Let Salta go take care of the paperwork
Then we need to find a place where we can gather information on potential recruits.

>>28272855
>B: lets Salta do it
"Alright, Salts here is gonna take care of the paperwork. I have to make a call to our producer and let him know we got a ship. What was your name? Alright I'll have my producer give you a call later on today and talk over the specifics of the sponsorship"

>>28272969
>>28272944
>>28272891
Yes let Salta alone with the guy. If she fails to lie to him or if he makes a move on her and either discovers the tail or she kills him: we are fu****
thanks

>>28272891
>>28272944
>>28272969
"Alright, Salts here is gonna take care of the paperwork. I have to make a call to our producer and let him know we got a ship. What was your name? Alright I'll have my producer give you a call later on today and talk over the specifics of the sponsorship" you tell the man, handing the money over to Salta.

The two of them head to the man's office, Salta giving you a wink before closing the door behind them.

What should you do now?

>A. Wait

>B. Go explore the city

>C. Something else

>>28272855
>A. Go handle the transaction

>>28273006
>A. Wait
Since we already did this bs then let's wait to clean up the mess (hopefully nothing will happen)

>>28273006
>A. Wait

>>28273006
Well he's dead.

>A. Watch our ship get worked on.

>>28273006
>A: wait and think of a name

I'm thinking we name it after a meat so no one thinks we're sayian

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>>28273074
You decide to wait. After a few minutes, some mechanics come along and start installing the pod docks, doing their work rather quickly. It looks like they'll be finished in a few hours. And a few minutes after they arrive, Salta comes walking out of the room, a grin on her face as she walks over to you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Something else

>>28273006

C. Go into that room.

No way is some greasy used ship salesman going to bust in that Saiyan puss-puss before we do.

>>28273006
>A. Look busy, but extend our senses to the room with Salta and the manager. If we hear or detect anything out of line from him just happen open the door to discuss one more little detail with him and be shocked, shocked! To discover what's happening. Ham up the angry boyfriend angle, threaten to nix the deal and see if we can get him to throw in a couple cheap hover bikes or something.

>>28273126
>A. "So, how did it go?"

>>28273126
A. "Hey hon, that was quick."

B. Sniff. See if we smell him on her, or can sense his death.

>>28273126
A: So hes still alive? thank you Jesus

>>28273112
>>28272404
Are both of these accounts yours?

>>28273174
I made the salta one but im not the frank guy

theres also a frieza one

>>28273174
No, I own the Frank account.

Rolled 3, 3 = 6

Kek m8

>>28273148
>>28273162
>>28273171
"Hey hon, that was quick" you greet her as she walks up to you.

She shrugs with a smirk "What can I say? Men like him never last long."


"So, how did it go?" you ask.

"Very well. I managed to talk him into throwing in an advanced navigation system. He says everything will be ready in about seven hours" she tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Leave

>C. Wait 7 hours

>D. Something else

>>28273126
A so back to our first stop
pick up the spair pod and a dozen mooks? then some healin jell then home sound good?

>>28273247
>A. "Wait, when you say last long, you didn't... Did you?"

>>28273247
B lets get a drink

>>28273247
>>28273266

Anjd after this
>B+D. Let's go get some armor and a weapon now. I want that sword!

>>28273286
Why would we want a sword again?

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>>28273304
This is why

>>28273247
>A. "Well that covers the last of our errands for the day, the question is whether you'd rather play in the city or find a nice beach?" I don't particularly feel like checking out the weapon shop, but we might as well give her the option.

>>28273317
We have almost no money at this point.

>>28273317
True, then Trunks immediately proved that the sword was a decoy for hiding his actual power level.

>>28273332
We have 350 thousand credits, the high tech stuff cost 150 thousand. Do you really expect the sword to be very expensive?

>>28273253
>>28273266
>>28273327
"Wait, when you say last long, you didn't... Did you?" you ask.

She snorts "With him? Please, I have some standards you know."

"Well that covers the last of our errands for the day, the question is whether you'd rather play in the city or find a nice beach?" you ask her.

"Well, we do have some time to kill, but a public beach...we can't exactly hide our tails in swimwear."

>A. Suggest something else

>B. Wait

>C. Something else

>>28273353
If it can withstand our use? Yes. I absolutely do expect it to run 500,000 or more.

>>28273366
>Underground Fight Club

>>28273349
It was still very badass, plus if we infuse it with Ki we can make it very powerful. And we won't need to actually make a Ki Sword (which would take time from developing more important techniques)

>>28273385
An entire (well equiped) ship cost 1.5 mill, and you expect a single sword to be worth more than 1/3 of that? Heh

>>28273366
A: Lets go get a room and celebrate the purchase

>>28273406
this works for me

>>28273366
>>28273406
>A: Well we have a few hours, lets go celebrate in private

>>28273366
"hmm, actually I was thinking we could find a private one, but I suppose that might take too long. For now how about a light lunch and then see if we can find some entertainment?"

>>28273403
And we can currently or will soon be able wield the 1.5 million credit ship as a weapon. By grabbing and swinging it. We need a really, really strong and hyper dense sword.

>>28273406
>>28273450
>>28273456
You guys are idiots. We need to celebrate the purchase by, er, "christening" each room in the ship.

>>28273406
>>28273437
>>28273450
ARE WE FINALLY GONNA DO THIS

>>28273474
Maybe after the engineers and mechanics are done with the upgrades? Really would prefer not to constantly get asked to move while we're busy. That's just aggregating.

>>28273406
>>28273437
>>28273450
"Well we have a few hours, lets go celebrate in private" you suggest.

She smirks "Alright."

The two of you rent out a hotel room for the day. When you enter, Salta flops down on the bed and stretches out. "After days in a pod, this is heaven...." she says.

You survey the room. Small, one bed, a bathroom, window from which you can see a fair bit of the city.

"So, what did you have in mind as far as celebrating?" Salta asks

>A. Tell her what you have in mind (come to an agreement on this)

>B. Nothing, let's leave

>C. Something else

>>28273501
Yes, we'll finally find out that Frank has PE

>>28273512
>A. Let's do it monkey style

>>28273512
Tail job?
is that a thing?
lets just sex her up

>>28273512
C kiss her "a few"

>>28273512
>What are we going go to on the bed? POMF
fuck

>>28273512
>A.
"I really know what you mean about being cramped...you know what roll over." Start giving her a back massage, slowly, when appropriate removing articles of her clothing while talking about how we met her and the better times we've shared. Take special care of her tail when we get to it and complimenting her on it again. When we finish slowly roll her onto her back and kiss her. Her reaction will dictate how we proceed from there. Probably roughly, but you never know.

I don't know why you guys are relaxing our ship doesn't have a gravity chamber we should be looking for one

>>28273536
>>28273537
>>28273538
>>28273545
You smirk, go over to the bed, lean down, and kiss her "A few things."

She grins "I can't wait to see them" she says before pulling you down to her.

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A few hours later, the two of you are in the dealership, the manager handing over the papers and programming your information into the computer. He tells you he looks forward to hearing from you later and leaves you with your new ship.

"So, what should we name it?" Salta asks

>A. Suggest a name

>B. Tell Salta the two of you should wait to discuss that with Spina

>C. Ask her what she thinks

>D. Something else

>>28273512
>A.
"Well I figured that given how hectic things have been lately we've skipped a few important steps in our relationship."
kiss and FTB
>>28273545
yeah, pretty much.

>>28273626
D. ASK ABOUT A GRAVITY CHAMBER

>>28273626
B.

>>28273611
It's earth tech, gravity chambers are capsel Corp products, Noth a common tool for us to easily grab,

We have to kidnap scientists to develop one for us not much we can do about that right now

>>28273643
Why do you assume that gravity chambers are a thing? When have you ever heard of one EVER that was not made by doctor Briefs?

>>28273626
A:The Meat

>>28273626
>A. SEF Sausage Mobile
>A. SEF King Vegeta
>A. SEF Emperor Frank
>A. SEF OverNineThousand
>A. SEF Imperator
>A. SEF Radical Radditzes
>A. SEF Steakhouse
>A. SEF The Wiener

>>28273655
seems relatively simple in a space faring society

But we can leave that for later

>>28273650
>>28273655
I forgot about that I blocked it from my mind because of how stupid it is

oh yeah the race who couldn't even travel in deep space somehow is able to create gravity chambers which apparently none of the other many many many technologically superior races has ever done

>>28273626
>D. Something else
Time to hilariously miss the point.
"T-the kid?"
But in all seriousness,
>A. Suggest a name
"Freeza. Cooler. King Cold. We need a hot name. How about...the Habanero?"

>>28273643
>>28273655
Why do we even need one? I mean, there's so many planets, so many places with high gravity.
Why not just, you know, travel to those places?

>>28273706
I love the idea of thinking shes talking about the kid. lets do it

>>28273626
B

>>28273643
Right.

>>28273626
Ask about a gravity acclimation package since the whole team is going to be going to some extreme planets. Let him know we don't expect to get to them before mid season, we just want to see what it would involve to install one and whether the ship is structurally beefy enough to handle the extra power and gravity loads.

>>28273706
>>28273719
Agreed on the kid part, but not on the name.

>>28273706
I agree it should be a hot name

whats the opposite of Freeza? Heater? Cooler? Hotter? Cold? Hot?

ughh that doesn't sound to good

how about

Oozarus Fist

>>28273773
That's a death sentence waiting to happen.
Nothing Saiyan-y whatsoever.

>>28273666
>>28273679
>>28273706
"T-the kid?" you ask.

She smacks you over the head. "No, the ship."

"Oh, right, that makes more sense" you tell her. "How about....the meat?" you ask.

"Why that?" she asks.

>A. Give reasons for that name

>B. Suggest another name

>C. Forget names for now

>D. Something else

>>28273788
>B. Well if you don't like it, how about :
>It's One of Ours

>>28273788
>C. Forget names for now

>>28273788
We should name it "The Chilled Fate"

>>28273796
I'm okay with this
speaking of names we need to develop a technique specifically as a fuck you to freeza like Antifreeze or something

>>28273851
...Brilliant!

>>28273788
A. "I'm really bad with names."

>>28273851
>>28273796
Vote between these two

>>28273860
BBQ Beam: We impale him with an energy beam (that we mantain) and "heat it up" that is, we increase the power of the beam burning/destroying him from the inside.

>>28273851
Ironic, I like it.

>>28273851
I'll vote for it.

>>28273892
I vote "It's one of ours"

>>28273898
Chilled is his ancestor, it will sound like a homag

>>28273851
sounds cool

>>28273906
Chilled's fate was being killed by Saiyans.

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>>28273906
Chilled was also killed by Bardock aka the reason Freiza blew up the planet because he went Super Saiyan.

>>28273906
Chilled's Fate

May I remind you that Chilled died?

>>28273892
"Unfrozen Future"

>>28273851
Okay, chilled fate clearly wins

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So are we naming our ship after Frieza's great-grand daddy or whatever degree of parentage they have?

>>28273925
Chilled didn't die, he lived and told his descendants about Bardock...
So our plan is to let Frieza live as a cautionary tale or something?

>>28273946
dude dies.

>>28273946
>>28273956

He didn't die at first, he did die in the end of the special. But he lived long enough to tell them about Bardock.

>>28273946
would you calm your autism

are you being purposely obtuse or are you slow?

When we kill Frieza, we must - I repeat - MUST say "revenge is a dish best served cold". Then we don our scouter and watch his powerlevel dwindle.

>>28273946
We're implying that we're going to kill off Chilled's entire line.

>>28273982
Would need to get a new scouter, even weak his power level is enough to blow up normal ones. Maybe steal Giniyu's?

>>28273982
Our scouter will be long exploded. Let's just rip out his heart(s) and watch it stop beating as we keep hitting him with energy attacks.

>>28274004
don't you remember? They don't make scouters that strong
they had to use that scouting computer on a different planet to measure Freeza and Gokus power levels

>>28274029
They forgot surge protectors on that one though.

>>28273851
>>28273862
>>28273898
>>28273904
>>28273910
>>28273920
>>28273925
>>28273956
>>28273969
"How about The Chilled Fate?" you ask.

She nods "I like it. Now, let's fly."

The two of you climb aboard the ship.

"We'll pass by our pods on our way off planet and connect them to the docks, the only question is where to go after that." she tells you.

>A. Go back to Venj, visit Spina

>B. Some other planet

>C. You don't want to leave yet

>D. Something else

>>28274047
Do we have room for fluffy on board and off so is there a big enough stasis chamber for him?

>>28274047
>A
"Look what WE got!"

>>28274047
>B. Search for a challenge, someone or something we can fight to train.

>>28274070
We could get some caretakers for him, so Spina doesn't have to do it all, and can leave on missions.

>>28274047
lets get the pod we stached and see how the mooks traning is going

>>28274047
A. Calling it now, by the time we get there her power levels going to none over 9000.

>>28274084
>>28274080
>>28274070
>>28274088

Guys, I think we need to talk about Spina with Salta, ask her what's bothering Spina.

Let's do it while we travel in space, ok?

>>28274047
>B. Some other planet
Get some semi promising recruits.

>>28274047
A

we need to get to training she might already be stronger than us.

We only lead because we are stronger

training now we need to put a huge gap between us and them

>>28273982
>"revenge is a dish best served..."
>puts on scouter
>"...cold"
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

>>28274084
Anon, it's a wild T-Rex. It can survive on its own.

>>28274019
>>28273982
>>28274110

Ok but, can we do this one against some foe?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDSDLcTHVAQ

>>28274117
Tell that to a woman.

>>28274110
Aaaaand it's dead.
>>28274119
No, because it wouldn't be funny if we did it. The reason it's funny isn't LOL HE USES ESOTERIC VOCABULARY BUT IT MEANS AN OBSCENE THREAT. That's for 2edgy middle schoolers.
It's funny because Gohan's a sweet little kid who turns out to have repressed anger.

>>28274103
Anon, we were improving bay a few hundred levels a day when we left, weeks ago. She was at what? 4000? She's way ahead of us by now.

>>28274149
This.

>>28274150
I wonder if this is what will make us boost with zenkai

>>28274150
The only reason she got from 3000 to 4000 was because we triggered her Zenkai.
It woudln't make sense for anything in that planet to trigger it again, so yeah, she barely improved.
I mean, she's probably doing standard training, so her sluggish progress would leave her at 4500 max.

>>28274187
Well yeah. She won't know her own strength and beat us within an inch of our life kicking us in the balls after she finds out we already slept with her sister. So glad we got the healing chamber package installed on the new ship. Oh, and prepare to bow before overlord Spina for awhile.

>>28274221
If she recovered without medical aid in about two hours I don't think we did a real Zenkai activation. I think we just motivated her.

>>28274084
>>28274088
>>28274102
"Let's go to some new worlds, start making a real empire" you tell her.

"Sounds like a plan" she responds, using the galactic map. "This map system will give us basic readouts of various worlds, and autopilot us to those worlds." She looks over it for a moment. "Alright, there seem to be three good ones not far from here." She hits a few keys on the map interface, and a mechanical voice speaks.

"Planet Toila, a heavily polluted world whose population destroyed itself with pollution. Since then, it has been colonized by a warrior clan calling itself "The Primordials". The clan chose to colonize here due to their belief that surviving in the harshest conditions would help them grow stronger. Current population is presumed to be roughly two hundred."

"Planet Volcath, a volcanic world inhabited by a mighty warrior race. Various groups have attempted invasions on this world, none have even come close to success. Current population: Unknown."

"Planet Agri, small agricultural world. The inhabitants are intelligent but not technologically advanced. Due to its small size, the planet has been largely ignored by the planet trade organization, despite its resources and laborers."

>A. Set course for planet Toila

>B. Set course for Planet Volcath

>C. Set course for Planet Agri

>D. Set course for Planet Venj

>E. Something else

>>28274282
In this order:
>Toila
>Agri
>Volcath

>>28274297
This. We tell the Primordials that if they follow us, they'll face the harshest conditions the universe has to offer.

>>28274282
>A.

I think the Volcaths would ki blast our ship into oblivion from orbit.

>>28274282
Venj?

>>28274320
It's going to be very cold.

>>28274332
They should probably invest in jackets and scarves.
Any environment with the Frost Giants (as DBMultiverse calls them) is a lethal one

>>28274282
A could be fun + we have a better traning ground for them

>>28274282
A. Lets take toila killing as little as possible those 200 might very good warriors

Volcath might be too dangerious right now and Agri would be extremly useful once we bring the people up to speed they could develop tech for us but we would already need high technology people to bring them up to speed

>>28274297
Agree, but maybe we should see Spina after visiting one or two planets. At least give her a call if that's possible

>>28274369
They are a warrior clan, if we beat their strongest they shall follow us. The new alpha male.

I have a feeling we fucked up we are going to get done with the planet we are going to then head back home and everything is going to be all fucked up with Spinas corpse waiting to greet us

>>28274297
>>28274320
>>28274322
>>28274364
>>28274369
"Set course for planet Toila" you tell Salta.

She enters the commands into the ship computer, and your ship blasts off towards the new planet.

"Good idea, these "Primordials" could be useful followers. Maybe they could even help us invade Volcath."

>A. Talk to Salta

>B. Go to your room and rest until you reach the planet

>C. Go eat

>D. Go shower

>E. Something else

>>28274406
Ok then we should send her a message through the scouter comm

>>28274420
E. Contact Spina if possible if not B

>>28274420
>A. Talk to Salta, ask her about Spina, tell her we think she's acting a bit weiird.
then
>E. Use the Scouter comm to call Spina, ask her how she's doing.

>>28274420
A. Ask if she has any idea how time consuming it would be to reinforce the big rec room enough to use for training.

>>28274424
But there's no comm satellite covering Venj?

>>28274484
I always thought the scouters used Quantum entanglement to be able to transmit over such large distances without lag. So there's no need for satellites

>>28274484
Won't matter, Vegeta and Nappa heard Raditz through scouters when they were on some alien bug world, and the scouters worked fine on Namek

>>28274420
did we tech her to sense energy yet or the other sister?

>>28274420
Train

>>28274506
Nope.

>>28274508
Where exactly, in the ship, the brand new ship? I don't think our insurance covers suicidal stupidity.

>>28274506
Salta is the one you taught to sense energy

>>28274437
>>28274438
>>28274453
>>28274508
Agree on one of these

>>28274548
This one:
>>28274438
Since it covers both needs.

>>28274548
Train. Focus on Ki movement and cycling to raise our reflexes and clear/repair disruptions to our system.

Don't mean to hijack the thread, but can anyone suggest a system for a Dragon Ball Z game?

These threads make me want to try something with my local group.

>>28274548
Train. Maybe meditate on KI stuff Picclo style

>>28274592
this our strength is our ki we need to harness it to our full potential

>>28274520
>>28274520
>>28274530
well lets do that then

>>28274615
>>28274592
>>28274573
Everyone had voted A or E.
Suddenly everybody wants to train.
Not bad now since it's meditation and not fighting inside the ship.

>>28274690
we have come to our senses it'a always time to train

>>28274573
>>28274592
>>28274615
You tell Salta you will be in your room. You sit on your bed, cross legged and close your eyes. You let your energy flow around you, your body glowing with it. You can sense Salta in the cockpit, though not much else as you are the only two on the ship. You open your eyes and hold out your hand, palm upward. A ball of light forms in it.

>A. See if you can twist its shape

>B. Charge it, try and make different kinds of blasts, be careful not to blow a hole in the ship.

>C. Be done for now, do something else

>>28274730
>A.

The Dijon Driller.

It is our destiny.

>>28274730
>A. See if we can change it's chape
>B. See if we can make it separate into fragments (ki frag/landmine)
then
>C. See if we can absorb it again and use it to charge our physical capabilities

>>28274746
shape*
Holy ****

>>28274586
3D&T? Ok this is not serious.
I don't know of any system that really fits

>>28274730
A make a pretty flower

>>28274768
Ha ha this is great Flower power.

>>28274730
>A.

See if we can make it spin and then break it into multiple helices.

>>28274730
A+B

KI ARMOR GO

>>28274742
>>28274746
>>28274768
You attempt to change its shape. Concentrating, you change it into a spiraling beam, the same color as your normal energy blasts, but you can sense something is different about it. You then change it into a flower just for shits and giggles.

>A. Try firing your new blast (bad idea)

>B. Go to sleep

>C. Do something else

>>28274809
Oh, and then squeeze the tip of the rotating column to make a drill.

>>28274822
>C. Call Spina and see what's up.

>>28274822
>C. Try to focus even more energy and use it to charge our body, like a full body Hyperkick.

>>28274822
C.
Eat then sleep. We're a saiyan, we must always be eating when not sleeping or training or killing

>>28274822
C. continue training
we have spiral power now

freeza is done

>>28274853
This.
We have taken another great step towards having our own special attack.

>>28274850
I think we should probably figure out hyperpunch and hyperheadbutt before attempting the full hyperbody technique.

>>28274905
We did the hyperpunch many threads ago. It was called Meteor Punch.

>>28274853
>>28274889
>>28274850
You decide to see what else you can do with energy. You recall how your energy almost feels like a second skin around you at times. You concentrate your energy, trying to increase the intensity of that second skin. Your entire body glows, and you know that if anyone were to touch you when you are like this, it would hurt them.

You've managed to create a new energy beam and a kamikaze attack. You are too tired to keep training at this point.

>A. Leave your room and do something

>B. Sleep

>>28274822
b

>>28274947
B. Sleep

can't wait to use both attacks at once

>>28274947
B

>>28274947
>A. Call Spina to check on her
then
>A. Go talk to Salta

>>28274947
A. Take a shower. Say hi to Salta if we see her, call Spina just to check in if we don't.

>>28274947
B
We should rest up before invading a planet

>>28274947
A. Call Spina to see how she and Fluffy are doing.

Then go pass out in Salta's bed.

>>28274971
>>28274956
>>28274961
And talking to Spina/Salta to find out what's going on will take us just a few minutes. Are we really going to wait and see?
If we go back and Spina's dead or in trouble this will be ****** and if there's a problem with Spina and we miss the opportunity to know it'll also be sh****

>>28274983
Seconding this.

>>28274971
But we aren't going to be there for a few weeks? Plenty of time for more training!

>>28274947
Voting for this:
>>28274983

>>28274950
>>28274956
>>28274961
>>28274971
You simply lie back in your bed and fall asleep. You wake up the next day feeling refreshed. What should you do now?

>A. Use your scouter to contact Spina

>B. Go talk to Salta

>C. Eat

>D. Shower

>E. Something else

>>28275027
A. Might as well get it out of the way

Then C.

>>28275027
A then E train

>>28275027
A tell her we g>>28275027
ot >>28275027
a ship and are looking into promsing leads

>>28275027
>A.
>D
>C
>E. Train a bit more
and finally
>B

>>28275041
Gotta eat if you want the energy to train.

Also, we might want to check our course for any planets we can restock our pantry at on the way. I don't think we really want pollution planet meat going in the fridge and we didn't really gather supplies before heading out.

>>28275040
>>28275041
>>28275043
>>28275061
You decide to contact Spina, calling her with your scouter.

"Hello?" she asks. "Oh, hey!" she says happily. "How are you?"

>A. You're good, update her on what you've been doing

>B. You're good, ask her what she's up to?

>C.Joke

>D. Flirt

>E. Something else

>>28275111
A+B

>>28275111
A+B

>>28275111
A then B

>>28275111
A+B

>>28275114
>>28275130
>>28275139
>>28275142
Huh, you all actually agree on something for once

>>28275187
Is that our fault or yours?

>>28275187
Frank must be happy his schizophrenia has subsided..for now

>>28275114
>>28275130
>>28275139
>>28275142
You tell her you are doing fine. You proceed to explain what you've accomplished since you left planet Venj, and she seems very excited.

"A new ship huh? Can't wait to see it." she tells you.

You ask her what she's been doing.

"Well, I gathered lumber and built a few small cabins for housing, and a pen to house my new army."

>A. What new army?

>B. Tell her to keep up the good work and hang up

>C. Joke

>D. Flirt

>E. Something else

>>28275222
D)

>>28275222
A. More Fluffies? If so laugh and call her our "Beast Queen".

>>28275222
A then B

army of fluffys I bet

>>28275222
>C: we aren't having that many kids yet are we?