>>28343246
Those that don't remember your squad is

An imperial guardsman of the steel legion known only as blue berry.

An ork flashgitz who hit his head and now thinks he is a space marine, will kill any xenos, even orks.

A raven guard pugilist who is actual an (ex?)member of the alpha legion, goes by alpharious, (may or may not be him)

An iron hands warrior devastator who hates you and this whole group of heretics and xenos, but has no choice but follow you

and you, a Silver Skulls devastator named Daceus, over polite, suave, and a crack shot with his lascannon.

Rolled 30

>>28343246
Trolling the Space Wolves

Rolled 76

>>28343246
Surfing competition

Rolled 6

>>28343246
Rescuing a kitty from a tree on a world occupied by pink fluffy tyranids.

>>28343242

"your mission, a group of Dark Eldar attacked a coven of Sisters of the Order of the Argent Shroud, we are the closest ally to them and we are sending A squad to rescue them, you leave immediately, and hurry, not a moment to lose, either bring those sisters back or bring me the heads of the Dark Eldar"

with a frantic rush you grab your gear and move to get onto the ship.

Things have changed since your first mission Dacues was made seargent of the squad (the first time a devastator has ever done so) you and your squad have upgraded. What new items does Daceus or his squad field now? (roll 1d100, highest decides)

Sabotaging an eldar craft world

Nemesis dreadknight!

With two powerfists piloted by the pugilist raven guard

Rolled 38

>>28343457
Masking Screen

Rolled 42

>>28343457
Fred has received a shok attack gun
The iron hand dude has received a lifetimes subscription to heretic monthly
The salamander has received a melta
The guardsman has received a conversion field
We have received a graviton beamer

Rolled 23

>>28343457
37 servo skulls of various configuration and a few crates of melta bombs that were legitimately acquired through proper channels (stolen from the Ultramarines when they were distracted)

Rolled 15

>>28343457
A mysterious crate that does not contain a gifting squad of blood ravens

Rolled 23

>>28343457
Imperator Titan

Rolled 35

>>28343457
Carapace armor and hellgun for the guardsman
Melta gun for the Iron Hand
We should get a rosarius.
get some artificer armor for the Salamander.
Ork gets a grenade launcher

Rolled 18

>>28343457
Fred realized his calling as a mek and built a Stompa.

Rolled 67

>>28343457
5 baneblades taped together

>>28343537
Your mysterious benefactors along with the deathwatch have been kind to you. You shoulder your graviton Beamer and set of.

You and your squad discuss the hilarious memories of strip poker with a sisters of battle order and hope that this group is not them, you also remember that Iron hands (no one even bothered to ask his name) spent the whole night in his room.

"We should really try to integrate him into this squad, He shouldn't be left, even if he is an angry bastard." Alpharious says.

You realize he is right, if he learned to like A squad maybe he could be of good use.

How do you try to get iron hands to relax and open up to A squad (highest roll decides)

Rolled 9

>>28343457
We get an Iron Halo
Fred should get a
Iron hands marine gets a grav gun
We can give the Salamander marine a melta gun
And the guardsman should get a hellgun and some Kasrkin armor

Rolled 2

>>28343665
Get him a steel hand, as steel is obviously better than iron

>>28343653
dice gods have spoken, consider the five baneblades as a resource to be used for this mission only. Use it wisely. (Somewhere in the galaxy Diomedes has the biggest boner)

Rolled 66

>>28343665
Get him some rare tech to fawn over. Like an Infernus pistol

Rolled 1

>>28343665
Give him the graviton beamer to play with

>>28343665
should also ask about his name, too.

>>28343665

karaoke

Rolled 3

>>28343665
Let him have command of the baneblades.

Rolled 36

>>28343805

messed up dice

>>28343665
Tell him we think Ferrus was a real bro and was almost as underappreciated as Perturabo. If that doesn't work try and change the subject to how much we hate flesh.

Rolled 94

>>28343825
This

Rolled 48

>>28343876
shit, lets try that again

Rolled 25

>>28343665
Ask him what he likes to do in his free time and buy him a present. Maybe a Kroot Plushie he can squeez when he's angry. Made out of Adamtium so he can squeeze it hard without braking it.

>>28343757
You go into the hangar, where Iron hands is looking over the five baneblades. "How in the emperors name did they tape them together...why would they tape them together? Had this whole galaxy gone insane!" He sighs in frustration until you approach him.

"What do you want heretic?" he says with weariness, not even angry anymore.

You hand him your graviton beamer gun, something you noticed he looked at longily ever since you got it and he got those terrible heretic monthly magazines, (which some how ended up in Alpharious's room)

he looks up at your with confusion, "but why? I hate you? why would you care?"

You shrug your shoulders and he looks over the gun, "Ugh...thanks..I need to go over and run some calibrations" He walks away, This is the first step in the right direction it seems.

"BROTHER DACEUS WE ARE HERE AND THE ELDAR ARE ASSUALTING THE FORTRESS, WE MAY BE TOO LATE!" you hear blue berry scream over the speakers.

"MAKE YA WAY TO DA DROP PODS, WE'Z GOIN IN HOT!" Fred screams.

you all make your way onto the field of battle. But this is not any ordinary place the sisters have set up their operation, what unusual place have the sisters located their monastery, (highest determines)

Rolled 17

>>28343958
Go to the sound of shooting. that's where the fighting is.

Rolled 52

>>28343958
In the beach, bikini sisters fuck yeah

Rolled 88

>>28343958
Secure the Monastery!

Rolled 81

>>28343958
brewery

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An elevated island in the middle of a huge volcano. Full of magma.

Rolled 81

>>28343958
in an orphanage

Rolled 52

>>28343958
The monastery is on the back of a titan.

Rolled 72

>>28344119
>>28344088


orphanage that has a brewery

Rolled 18

>>28343958
Under da sea

Rolled 2

>>28343958
a pizza place

>>28344088
>>28344119
(combining because these are tied, damn these are some good suggestions, hate that I can't use them all)

When you expected a lonely looking drab castle, instead you feast your eyes upon a three story Brewery, Autocannons and bolter fire pour from the top of it. You see a sigh that reads "The Dancing Daughters Brewery/Orphanage"

You make your way through, dodging gun fire on both sides. "Well it's about damn time you showed up" You see a sister, in full armor and regalia, but the symbol on her shoulder is a fluer-di-luiys inside a glass of alcohol, she offers you drinks.

"We've been hammered by these bitches all night and most of the day, they are after the children, and damn if I am not going to let them die, You have experience fighting xenos, whats the plan?

What do you command Asquad as well as the sisters of battle to do?" (highest roll determines)

>>28344240
grammar correction, sister of battle is going to save the children, not kill them, just so there isn ot confusion, also, she is the canoness of this "Abbey"

Rolled 27

>>28344240
evac the kids and we hunt for the xeno leader.

Rolled 48

>>28344240
Tell her to escort the beer safely out at all costs, possibly the children too if she has the time. We'll fortify the orphewry and provide cover until they're safely away then move in.

Rolled 69

Put the chidren inside the Baneblade and evac with style

Rolled 7

>>28344240

have the kids charge into melee

just kidding

baneblades baneblades everywhere

Rolled 80

>>28344240
Insult the leader of the Dark Eldar leader for trying to kill children, and then challenge it to a duel.

Use the duel as a distraction to evac the children and the beer.

When you fall down purposefully, and as the Dark Eldar gloats for his soon-to-be victory, slip out of sight and let the baneblades fuck him up.

Rolled 75

>>28344240
Children in baneblades.

Cannoness abbey (as that is clearly her name), guard the children

>>28344404
>leader of the Dark Eldar leader
whoops, remove a leader from that.

Rolled 69

>>28344240
Have fred train the children to guard the beer

>>28344404
You tell the Canoness of your plan she puts a hand on your shoulder, "Astartes you are either the bravest or the stupidest warrior I have ever met, but emperor be with you no matter what." she gets to evacuating the child, who carry as much alcohol as they can.

From the roof of the orphewery. You shout "I say, is there no one in this rabble who will treat with me, a duel of champions, me against your leader, to settle this like gentleman."

You are met with silence, thinking the dark eldar will not accept but you begin to hear a quiet chanting in a debased and primal tongue of the eldar, it grows and grows and grows until it is a loud cry. And their leader meets you, though he is not dark eldar, he is something...else.

"What the fuck is that?" blueberry shouts.

"I've never seen anything like that, and I've seen some shit" Alpharious says.

What is this new devilry? Roll to find out, (highest determines like always)

Rolled 43

>>28344531
It's... an Enslaver

Rolled 81

>>28344531

it a ultramarine

Rolled 47

>>28344531
Shit, looks like I've failed my Eldar Lore roll, Harlequins are the ones who sing right? Aren't they usually pretty bro? Lets invite the Harlequins for a drink.

Rolled 21

>>28344531
It is a Wraithknight! The Dark Eldar finally understood the usefulness of METAL BAWKSES and employ them now too.

Rolled 91

>>28344240
Okay. Fred shoots holes in things. Preferably not our things. Can Blueberry pilot one of the baneblades? Alpharius can hit things too. Salamander-guy can hit things. Then one of the Sisters teaches kids to pilot the baneblades, and we shoot things. I Iron Hands around? If so, he shoots things.

Rolled 73

>>28344531
It's an Ultramarine who hit with his head and now thinks he is an Eldar

An ork warboss with deldar swung as maces

Rolled 25

>>28344531
It's three Killa Kans welded together.

>>28344659

>>28344689
How the fuck do you roll dice when posting from an iPhone

>>28344612
>>28344639
Lo and behold it is an ultramarine, His armor covered in spikes and his parts of his body revealing far too much. "I am Matthias, Warden of Commaraugh, slayer of the Ultramarines and liege of she who thirsts. Challenge me if you dare"

"this day is just getting better and better" Iron hands says.

True to your word you go out to meet him. His long hair hair washed in blood. His teeth sharpened into fangs.

"I will enjoy feeding upon your soul, astartes" and with that he attacks, swinging his chain whip.

The battle has begun, how do you go about defeating this abomination? (Highest roll as always)

Rolled 9

>>28344855
He is Slaaneshi? Punch him in the dick.

Rolled 33

>>28344855
Get into a Baneblade and crush him

Rolled 95

>>28344855
I was under the impression that DE don't follow slaanesh. Whatever, let's distract him with melee combat while we set a bane blade on his ass.

Rolled 23

>>28344855

drop kick

>>28344932
(they don't but if you get the ultramarine inside joke you'll understand)

You begin to duel this unusual monster, despite his large size and delusions he posseses much of the grace and speed of that dark kind he has deluded himself to become. You feel a hint of repulsion that the silver skulls are founded from this chapter.

He beats you back, gloating over you as he believes his victory has come close,
"Clearly a devastator should not engage in close combat, you will learn your mistake when I am through with you"

And suddenly you hear a great sound, the treads of a baneblade. Atop it is your squad shooting into the fray of eldar. At the speed the baneblades are going they will descend upon the Ultramarine in mere moments. Unless he moves.

How will A squad dispose of this vial champion in a manor worthy of A Squad? (roll, highest determines)

Rolled 3

>>28345121
Run him over, and back over his corpse just to Make Sure.

Rolled 25

>>28345121
we dodge, baneblade shoots a demolisher at the Slaaneshi marine

Rolled 29

>>28345121
The iron hand works out his anger

Rolled 87

>>28345121
run his ass over.

>>28345235
And in the most unceremonious manner, (somehow it just seems more fitting, considering the boasting of the ultramarine) He is run over by the five baneblades, taped together too tightly for iron hands to unravel.

Fred makes sure to back up the bane blades and run him over again repeatedly.

The remaining eldar are either killed or retreat back into the webway. The orphrewry is saved.

"Guess you both brave and stupid" The canoness says, "but either way, thank you, you have saved the us, we are indebted to you and your band of unusual comrades. You are always welcome here for a drink A-squad."

The children politely say thank you and send you off with a few barrels of strong beer (fernisian ale amongst them for the astartes).

(good job guys, another freaking awesome session, might make this an annual thing.)

>>28345385
Deathwatch Christmas Special! Starring A-Squad!

>>28345425
Done and done, I am however a bit tired at the moment but I will continue it soon.

This was my first ever contribution to /tg (other than asking questions) So thank you all for making this go much better than I thought it would, maybe someday it will get on /tg with draw and write faggotry.

>>28345544
I genuinely had a lot of fun, nice going op