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"For some reason the barrier here from soul society is weaker, like the fabric of the world is more worn." Probably Pandora Cero Tuesdays, you mentally note. "As a result we feel if enough shinigami were to apply their focus here on a single zanpakuto we would be able to tear open a door to soul society and reclaim our homeland." He explains.

Of course, they don't know that half of what attacked them was in fact their home's main body turned in on itself to fight the host of heaven. "There are not too many of you." You state matter-of-factly. "Honestly everything on the other side was in another weight class, how do you expect to be able to have enough firepower to take care of them?"

You feel a presence manifest behind you, and a strange voice, like someone gargling gravel, rasps out "That is where I come in."

You turn and see a heavily robed figure standing near you. They step forward and you see they have a limp of some kind, perhaps gained during the fighting. They give you a nod deep enough to be closer to a bow before continuing in a new voice, this one as crisp as autumn leaves. "Little of the lab was able to be taken to the real world when the attack came, but we did manage to save two very important production facilities. One of them was these." He or she states holding up a gloved hand.

In between their index finger and thumb is a round orb, perhaps no larger than an almond. He looks at you carefully and you imagine your confusion must have been clear on your face as she continues. "It's called a substitute soul. You place it in a body and it displaces the soul, while maintaining the facade of life. There are several simple personalities which we produce and allow human operatives, or shinigami's in false bodies a method of exiting their body while maintaining their cover. With some modifications we can turn it into this." He states pulling out a second pill and holding it the same way in the opposite hand.
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"Do I have to keep prompting? Can't I just hold B?" You ask and Kazuki continues, their voice patient and gentle.

"This is what we call a Mod soul. The personality is far more complex and can be given special abilities such as for combat." She explains.

"So you can make whatever vessel they inhabit be, what, super soldiers?" Nice reference. "Thanks." You nod, glad your efforts are noted. "So you going to pop people out of their bodies? Seems sort of cruel and unusual."

"Which is why it is fortunate we managed to secure our substitute body production facility. With some effort we will be able to manufacture an astounding number of bodies for the mod souls to inhabit. It will just take time." Kazuki continues, this time their voice tinged with a Chinese accent.

You think on that. With any number of fake bodies and as many of these mod souls as they want they would have a near unlimited number of soldiers to work with. Make like the soviets during WWII. Even if the angels were strong, and all signed pointed to yes, how would they deal with fighting a hundred soldiers? A thousand? Hell, a billion even? They would, in theory be ripped apart. You feel yourself smiling, then you remember Lucifer and your Sunday classes. The pure power he radiated warped reality just by existing, and he had stated that if he wanted to, all he had to do to obliterate someone would be to say a word, and if memory serves he lost the last fight he had taken against heaven.

You let the idea mull around in your head for a few minutes when another comes to you. You turn to Hiroshi and ask "Say, you guys still have sex drives right?"
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Friedhelm goes beet red at the mention of the word, but you ignore it. You are thinking. Hiroshi gives an easy smile before lightly taking your hand in his. He runs his thumb gently over your fingers before leaning in close to you. "Well, I prefer to think of myself as more of a romancer, but if you are curious about being with someone I would not mind explain-" Means yes.

"And you can make fake bodies with fake souls, with virtually any personality?" You continue, ignoring Hiroshi.

"Yes, we need to be able to make perfect copies of all our officers and use any personality they might adopt, why?" Kazuki asks as you reach out with your hand.

You take the two pills in your grip and look closely at them, managing to line them up perfectly and keep them together in between your long thumb and index finger nails. "So do you ever, I dunno, make sex dolls and give them whatever kinky personality you want? Like, say there is a feller who won't give you the time of day in your squad. Could you get a fake version of him and pop in a Jager like personality you want him to have?"

Hiroshi blinks. "Ah, no, we would never do that! Soul Society has the highest standards which-"

"You hired Nobuhiko and a Giant fire kingfisher. Your hiring standards are clearly flawed." You frown. "Do the fake bodies have fun parts?"

"Of course. They are perfectly authentic." Kazuki answers seemingly amused.

"Uh huh." You note, your tone clear you have come to a conclusion.
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Hiroshi lets go of your hand. "Ri-chan don't look at us like that! I swear, we behave!" Hiroshi starts as you toss the substitute pill and the mod soul pill into the air, catch them, and then shake them in your cupped hands.

You do that for a few seconds before smiling and offering the pills, one on each hand, to Kazuki. "Guess which is which!" You prompt and Kazuki looks between your outstretched hands then at your face. He is silent for a few seconds before you note "You should probably make one different colored or something."

Troubling implications of slavery aside, since mod souls are more complex and thus able to think as real people and they want to turn them into suicide soldiers, there is a plan in place. The only problem is you are not at 100%, and honestly Lucy said you should not let them into soul society.

What's the plan?
[]Tell them the plan is no good
[]Tell them about Satan and how you know the soul king is not a very nice guy
[]Tell them the plan is solid gold.
[]Go back to sleep, you have a pretty comfy bed
[]Other, please specify
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>>28366427
Technically speaking the mod souls aren't shinigami are they?

We could take our non-shinigami scrubs with us, as well as the Mod Soul army, and go to the Seireitei ourselves and kill what few shinigami remain that the Soul King is using as his vessels.

>>28366427
Ask if they have a way to just glimpse into the Soul Society without actually going there themselves?

Or if their portals can let them look in without actually being present?

>>28366544
Or maybe the science lady can put some thingies in a shinigami's blood that can track their vitals and stuff and then they can can enter the Soul Society alone.

Hopefully being horrifically possessed by the Soul King would be something measurable, and should dissuade the nofunigami from trying to get in.

>>28366427
What if we pull a filler arc on them? Mention how Loki was the Quincy King, and how he might cause interference in this plan, and is causing Ragnarok as we speak.

>>28366427
>Flawed plan is flawed
Given what I saw before I got out of there? I feel you may want to wait a while before heading back in. In fact, why don't you ask that shinigami who dragged Sin-fin and I out of there what she saw?

>>28366427
>[]Tell them the plan is no good
No, we really shouldn't let them go in. If they are planning to fight angels, then we could use that, instead of letting them die. Because we have to fight angels.

>>28366427
>[x]Tell them the plan is no good

We have to be clever about this. They're not going to back down because "it's too dangerous to go back into the Soul Society". They'd gladly die defending their organization or would go themselves to find out just what the hell the Soul King is. Even recon information that tells them that they'd die instantaneously upon entering the Soul Society would just delay them for a week or so.

Instead, we may want to try to convince them that the Soul Society was just a pit stop for whatever entity, or otherwise try to convince them that such a possibility exists. They didn't arrive to conquer the Soul Society, but perhaps they wanted to strike at other territories that the Soul Society oversaw.

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"Do you have the ability to just look into soul society?" You ask suddenly, an idea striking you.

"What do you mean?" Kazuki asks, looking over the two pills and trying to figure out which is which.

"Hollows can sort of peek into the land of the living. We check the area we are jumping in to and make sure there is enough so- I mean, food and no soul reapers are nearby. Can your gateways be used like that?" You explain.

"No, our gates can only transport. The corridor itself is impossible to see through." Kazuki states but then seems to think further on it. "However, there might be a way to do something similar using some of our remaining hell butterflies. If we create a spiritual link which-" B. "- Will allow a resonance of-" B. "-may just work. It will take some work to get the equipment together and we will have to improvise a lot of parts but we should be able to." Kazuki explains.

"Let's look before we leap then. Probably a good idea to take a peek inside soul society." You explain and Kazuki wanders off muttering to itself.

You scratch at your face for a few moments before nodding happily to yourself. The plan might work if you and those who are not shinigami enter soul society. Having an army of them at your beck and call would be amazing. "Hell of a plan." You note and Hiroshi shrugs.
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>>28366596

Perhaps the Quincy King/Loki was partnered up with other organizations to tie up the Soul Society in this costly and time-intensive effort to retake the Soul Society so that his plans to bring about Ragnarok from another realm would go unnoticed?

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"It's really thanks to Kazuki. They were the ones to lock themselves away for weeks or months on end working on the mod souls. Without him none of it would be possible."

"Still, might be best the shinigami stay out of it. I will go in with non shinigami and reclaim it with the mod souls." You say.

"Like hell!" He protests.

He takes a second to calm down before continuing. "It's our home Ri-chan. We are not going to let someone else take it, and we are not going to sit on the sidelines while someone else takes all the risks. We are going to be the ones taking soul society back."

"It's too dangerous." You say.

"Why?" He demands and you think.

"Well..."

[]"You're right, you should be allowed to go in and reclaim your home"
[]Because the soul king, guy you have been worshiping and who says I would lie and do anything to eat soul society, is a great old one who will possess you and make vaguely stated bad things happen
[]There are not a whole lot of shinigami left! Something Something Balance of souls!
[]Other, please specify
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>>28366876
Not a whole lot of shinigami left, and the invading force was all comprised of beings like flaming Kingfisher.

>>28366876
It'd be easier to show you than tell you.

Just don't do anything stupid until Kazuki is doing whatever.

I should clarify if you want to convince him or any of the shinigami the soul king is a death metal album cover you will have to be fairly persuasive. They have worshiped him pretty much as a god and believe he is one of the only reasons hollows don't om nom the crap out of all the souls. What little you know of the shinigami religion and belief system implies they believe he is a pretty cool guy, eh.

>>28366960
Do we have any means or know of any means of sharing our memories?

>>28366876
"Due to the struggle between things of the same race as that great big bird thing, and the Soul King, there's some kind of curse that specifically targets Shinigami go-juice. Turns you into zombie slaves.

I mean do you really think I'd risk the lives of my students for you chumps if I could just sit back and watch you do all the work?"

>>28366997
Which memories would we show them? Lucifer? Because we could just show them him if that's what you're going for.

>>28366960
Why would we bother doing that, until we have Kazuki can prove it.

We can say they'll be possessed monstrosities without specifying who's doing the possessing.

>>28367020
I was more going for angelic host versus the soul king

>>28367041
I thought one of the shinigami was around to get a good look at it.

>>28366997
You mean like Ulq replay? No, we don't have that ability.

>>28367069
We had already managed to get out of the centre of the city by the time we were rescued, so they didn't really get as good a look as they otherwise could have done.

>>28367073
Do we know anybody who does?

>>28367136
You do not know for certain anyone who does.

Seem to have a general conversational idea going. Writing now

>>28366876
>[x]There are not a whole lot of shinigami left! Something Something Balance of souls!

Shinigami are the only ones who can purify souls and ensure that they can go to their proper destinies. Even if you were to somehow to recruit some really strong people and get them to patrol here 24 hours 7 days a week for the rest of eternity, the sheer number of souls NOT going into the afterlife would stick around and start wreaking havoc in the mortal world once they turned into Hollows. Hell, even BEFORE this crisis you had a hell of a time making sure that enough souls got purified and didn't become hollows.
Even with your numbers advantage with the modsouls, can they perform the same non-combat duties as a fully qualified Shinigami? Because even if they can wreck shit up with the best of you, the flow of souls into the afterlife will be stunted at BEST. The rest of them would become hollows or meet some other terrible fate. I mean, that might be kinda nice for me since I could maybe find some more reasonable/non-douchey Arrancar friends to hang out with in Hueco Mundo, but that's not really something that would be good for the whole soul cycle thingy.

Until you can guarantee me that you have a system for everyone currently accounted for here in the mortal world, your victory will come at great cost to the mortal realm that you are all sworn to protect. That's why I need to go instead of all of you.

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"Well, here's the thing. There are not many shinigmi left and all of the enemies this time around are at giant angry kingfisher level." You explain and Hiroshi shrugs.

"We are soldiers. If we die then we die. It's our duty Ri-ri." He explains and you narrow your gaze and scrunch up your nose deep in thought. Tactic shift go!

"No, it isn't." You reply and Hiroshi tilts his head. "You duty is to guide the souls of the dead to the soul society. All the enemies this time around are at king fisher level and even if a few of you survived there would not be enough to keep the hollows from feasting. You know how many hollows would love there to be no more nofunigami to stop them from eating just, just everything?" You ask and he moves to answer but you interrupt him. "All of them. They would have a field day with it."

You pause for effect and then continue. "I mean, for me that would be fun because having some new arrancar friends to hang out with would just be super, but you can barely manage keeping hollows from killing the crap out of everyone as is. You could leave it to the quincies except, oh wait! Balance of souls and something about most of them sort of being nazi fucks." You pause then look to Mari and Kouta "No offense"
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"None taken." Mari states while Kouta smiles though Friedhelm just scowls while alternating glances at your legs. Boy needs to get laid.

"Still, there are some of us still there. Maybe still fighting!" He points out but you shake your head.

"Hiroshi I was there. I was at ground zero with the captain commander, some members of the first squad and Nobuhiko." You state getting a faraway look in your eyes. "After Nobuhiko fell, and those lights came the shinigami just- they just changed. It was like someone changed all the buttons in their heads. They became like zombies. Whatever it is that has them in there, whoever it is they are able to get inside shinigami's heads."

"What are you saying?" Hiroshi asks losing some of his bluster.

"I am saying any shinigami we send into soul society will end up getting killed or becoming our enemy, and we can't let all of them die. Well, you can't, I am always down for more hollows." You explain as Hiroshi seems deep in thought.

"Still I-" He starts but a resounding slap echoes through the area as Ryoko smacks his ass.

"Don't worry bout it. We'll fix your soul society and get the wheels turning right as rain." She explains.

"Ah, sending kids to do this old man's job. Sorry about that Ry-chan." Hiroshi gives a sheepish smile.

"Relax, I will probably be there unless I get monumentally distracted by-" Just then you hear Kazuki shout.

"I have it! I have a picture!"
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You get distracted and walk towards the spare room of the shrine.

Your feet make soft sounds as you walk over the recently polished wooden floor and you find yourself in a room with a large statue of an angry muscular man who is glaring at you like you owe him something. You make a vaguely rood hand gesture to the large statue before walking to the opposite corner of the room where Kazuki is looking into a full length mirror. You get close to the unknown gendered individual, close enough that their smell tickles your nose, and look over the mirror.

It is soul society, but not like you last saw it. Gone are the fires, the destruction, and the bodies. You see wooden buildings, dirt roads, giant walls surrounding central, and even some happy clouds in the sky. One of them looks like a pretty darn happy lizard rolling over a pineapple. Indeed, it looks better than the first time you invaded, except for the fact there are no people anywhere. The butterfly goes through a few of the roads and into a few shops, but there is no one anywhere you look. You frown as the image flickers with static causing Kazuki to swear and smack the mirror's edge a few times. Her voice is strangely familiar as she cusses, but you can't quite place it.

"Damn thing." He says finally. "I don't think we have very long, even now the connection is getting screwed to hell. We can maybe direct it to one place before we lose it." She explains.

You shake your head, filing the fact that Kazuki smells familiar to you away for later pondering as you look over the mirror. There are a few places we could have them direct the butterfly.

[]To the central building, where the HQ of soul society is. It's where the CC would hide
[]The Execution hill, an angel touched down and the apple was there at one point
[]Medical center, if there were any wounded they would be taken there
[]Comb through the streets, you have to find someone
[]Other, please specify

Choose only one please
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>>28367712
[]To the central building, where the HQ of soul society is. It's where the CC would hide

lets find Soul congress

>>28367712
[x] Comb through the streets, you have to find someone
Lady luck's guess... Execution Hill might be Angel HQ, we don't want them to see possessed Shinigami yet...

>>28367712
Execution Hull was ground zero, and was the last place I saw the cc. But he may have gone to central. It's your place, your call. I doubt there are any wounded.

>>28367712
>[x]The Execution hill, an angel touched down and the apple was there at one point

lot's of stuff happened there so maybe we'll find something interesting

>>28367712

>To the central building
>Afterwards talk to Mari and the Twins about Zweit, not secret like. A mad scientist friend who died because of Nobuhiko seems to have made a composite assistant, daughter, mad science aboobinaton. See what I did there, I said abomination but with boob...because she's stacked. Both in terms of assets and being a mix of Arrancar, Quincy, and Bount.

>>28367712
>central building and see the CC camping out there.

>>28367782
>lets find Soul congress

no wait we Brits

Soul Parliament

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"Execution hill was the last place I saw the Captain Commander, and where some of those things touched down." You state as more people start filling the room.

Hiroshi stands behind you while more of the captains and LTs you recognize from the first time you were at soul society crowd around. The heat of all the bodies is almost stifling and you eventually have to kneel down do some of the people piling in can see. The butterfly makes a lazy, almost drunken, swoop through the air and slowly makes it way towards the execution hill. It bops and weaves between the buildings, going through windows. You think you see some movement as you pass through one of the inns, but it's gone quickly and can't waste time going back.

You watch in simple awe as the butterfly navigates the stairs, a mastery so perfect and sublime you can't- Oh, get over it, they are fucking stairs. You growl making a few of the shinigami back up and one to pet you on the head consolingly. You watch as the butterfly makes it up to the top of the hill and see nothing. Just an empty hill, some trees, a big ass post for killing people, a violent, black, sticky mass of absolute darkness burning a hole in reality as it lashes out at the word around it, oh and there is a nice looking bird in that tree over there. Beautiful tail feathers.

"The hell is that?" You ask pointing out the black portion.

"I am uncertain." Kazuki answers.

"Looks like Sin-Fin's ability or something close to it." The woman petting you states.
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You look up and see Mizuko Shiba, frowning as she looks over the picture. "Still, it looks a lot more, how should I put it, dense maybe? Did she transform or something there? Could she have left a scar on it?" She continues. You are about to object to being touched, but decide you have surrounded yourself with touchy people, so you just let it go.

"May as well check it out before the butterfly dies." kazuki mutters and he sends the butterfly into the inky, crawling blackness.

There is a flash of light, a rushing of sound, and then you see something straight out of your worst nightmares. Angels, flying in formation and fighting fleshy mutated abominations. Burning wreckage, and corpses as far as the eye can see. Thousands of the abominations lay at what would be underfoot, and you can only assume the same number litter separate, unseen sections of soul society, each a bit more mutated than the last. You can almost smell the stench of death from them through the mirror as they lay writhing even in death, their bodies rubbery and strange. As you watch, you see a single abomination more humanoid than the others. An angel gets close and lashes out with a lance of light, but as the energy gets close it fades into nothing but wisps of power. The angel seems confused and lets out a too perfect scream which forces you to flinch as the image of the host enters your mind, not faded at all by the passage of time. The abomination strikes out, and like a meteor the angel falls to the ground and explodes into a pillar of light which vanishes at once.
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At the sight of their fallen kin the other angels quickly rally, the handful of them which took down caim redoubling their efforts to take on the abominations of the soul king. You see a massive blade become raised then nothing. The image flickers with static for a moment then dies, the butterfly extinguished.

You blink as the image replays in your head. The soul king is learning, growing stronger against the same angels who took down Caim. You think to yourself about the numbers and are pretty sure they match up perfectly with the number you saw fighting caim. Which means these angels have been fighting abominations nonstop for over a week. A week of nonstop, go juice taxing slaughter. Caim was tough, but this weight class? Can you even handle it? You suddenly become aware of a number of eyes on you. You look up and find the captains have all turned to look at you. "What? I said bad things happened, didn't I?" You ask and you see Hiroshi nod.

"Sensei, you’re giggling." Akira states from behind the group, a small smile on his face as well.

You reach up and touch your face and find your mouth locked into a manic grin, the overwhelming death and destruction tickling you.

War is so very interesting.

You rub your face until the smile vanishes then clear your throat. "Right, so you see what I saw."

"The remaining captains will have to talk about this for a while. It was a good thing you showed us Schrodinger." A woman with blank eyes tells you.

"The Lieutenants too. We don't have the man power to be making the calls without them." Hiroshi nods scratching at the permanent 5 o'clock shadow on his face.
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>>28368474
>"I'm not entirely sure that her power is actually from her being a Hollow. What with the whole being the oldest human soul in Heuco serving a greater power that than even the public or secret king, Oi, Shiba, I got her released from that promise...but there is an even older power still unseen there"

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"Meeting in two hours while we regroup and tend to our duties." Kazuki states and the group starts to disperse.

"Ah, hey." Mizuko says looking around for a few seconds. She takes her hand off your head and says "Do you think we could talk for a bit about Sin-Fin? Er, we have this power portal thing to talk about and, well, I am just worried about her. Want to know she is okay."

She seems like she is hiding something maybe.

Then again there are lots of things you need to talk about and people to see.

[]Go see the quincy troup about Zweity Bitey
[]Talk to Ryouichi about his little sister
[]Talk to Mizuko now about Sin-Fin
[]Warn them Rape sloth is free maybe
[]Other, please specify
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>>28368554
>[x]Talk to Mizuko now about Sin-Fin

"you know Hollows don't have sex drives right? Otherwise I would never get anything done."

>>28368554
>Talk to Mizuko now about Sin-Fin

"When I last saw her she seems a bit... better? I guess?

She's not being beaten up by the summoned double ghost of her son anymore, or at least not recently."

>>28368554
>Talk to Mizuko about Sin Fin...about what her actual purpose in Hueco is, how the service to the known king is a front...and you really want to get her free...also she is a ninja at pillow fights and slumber parties.

>>28368554
>[x]Talk to Mizuko now about Sin-Fin
Not entirely sure what to say. SF is still ghost-alive. We fell asleep in her bed but we're pretty sure nothing even happened because mummywrap and no sex drive unlike lewd slave pills. Which would be a perfect segway into
>[x]Warn them Rape sloth is free maybe
Which isn't really an issue probably oh who am I kidding he's worse than the Host

>>28368554
>[]Talk to Ryouichi about his little sister
I don't think we needed to talk about Sin-Fin, did we?

Ryouchi has a sister?

man have I not been paying attention

>>28368657
>Mizuko seems to have this crazy crush on Sin Fin and wants to free her from her promise...and we freed her from one promise...but she's still serving a promise to something older.

>>28368684
We adopted Das Zweit, though Ryouchi doesn't know we are/ate his mommy. Good a time as any once we finish up with Captain Shiba.

>>28368684
I'm fairly sure this is just Risa being batshit crazy again, since I could swear she was never mentioned before this thread. Or we're calling some other character his sister for reasons.

>>28368684
Zweity, she is bitey

>>28368684
Zweitey. We woke her and up released her to the world. We also fucked him up for life. Therefore, they're siblings.

>>28368726
>>28368720
>>28368711
ah that makes sense

>>28368719
or Dawn from Buffy scenario. She has always been there!

>>28368554
>[x]Talk to Mizuko now about Sin-Fin
It's not really my place to tell you about her dark mysterious past, but if I cared about something like that I wouldn't get anything done. Besides, it's not like I made a promise not to tell.

So yeah, her story starts at the dawn of humanity, when a smooth-talking snake convinced her to eat a delicious fruit, condemning us to an eternity of not having to deal with elitist douchebags.

Well, unless I'm completely wrong and she's Pandora, but given all the Christianity-related stuff we've been dealing with, my money is on the former.

>>28368726
>remember Ryouchi is the baby from thread 1. We are his third parent...his spirit poison madness smilely cat parent...who killed and ate his real parents and left the following note.
"See you in a few years, kid"

We even have his adorable first lullaby to sing to him.

"No no no, this won't do. To think only on our stomach denies our love of what is new.

Smiling babe you stand on the edge of shale.
Seeing things from beyond death's veil.
But in your there is no fear...
Not of the looming horror that has drawn near...
In but a snap you could be gone...but no no no...

Your parents won't find tragedy come this dawn.

Upon your heart, I leave this spark...to some a poison. For you, a lark. Let it burn and course through you, and someday I will see something that to me is new.

Who will you be, oh babe of night.
Will you make other souls quake in fright?"

>>28368778
Who wants to bet he's going to grow some weird sympathetic memory or something and start dreaming about our life like Shirou and Archer? We know that the swords - his and ours - induce something adverse in the other person.

>>28368772
I wouldn't mind beating up the Greek Pantheon.

90% of them are assholes

>>28368772
>We do know about the Norse Ragnarok is happening because of use, we should probably mention it...it is a thing

Maybe greek stuff is out there too.

Also, the guy going around claiming to be the king of the Quincy is the Norse half giant god Loki. He tried to lick us and get into our inventory...pants...but we weren't feeling it. Kinda wish Furioso didn't die so I could have him find a way to get that part of my humanity back...I wonder...if shinigami can have kids...can hollows? Can a soul be born arrancar? This will top making it rain in Hueco Mundo!"

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>>28368772
>Either or

>>28368836
Actually, Zues is probably fun. We should go drinking with him...though we might find ourselves giving birth to a demi god afterwards...making women he thinks are beautiful pregnant seems to be his super power...not lightning.

Well, there is lightning, in his pants.

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>>28368868
he'd just shapeshift into Sin Fin's butt and try to seduce us

>>28368868
To be fair, he makes them pregnant by impregnating them, and Schrodinger has neither the parts, internal and external, nor the inclination.

>>28368895

He might give us a headache brain baby.

>>28368888
>Feels like I'm wearing Nothing at all!
>Nothing at all!
>Nothing at all!

>>28368895
He's ZEUS. You think that would stop him? He'd give us the parts.

>>28368917
He did that, but he did it to himself, so it could go either way.

>>28368956

Zues has another headache and when Hephestus cuts his head open with an ax to relieve the pressure, out pops a new demigod of cats and madness and he is going to foist that shit off onto Risa.

We get a crazy demigod arrancar baby.

I guess the good news is that it doesn't need to be fed.

"Jager! I accidently got Zeus pregnant and now I have this baby whose kinda awesome, but she kinda cramps my style. Watch her for a bit I'm going to fuck shit up in india for the next decade,"

"Wait...WHAT? I can't take care of your kid"

"Thanks Jagerbombs, gotta go, buy"

>>28369023
Jager is the closest Arrancar to being human, right? So really, she's the only choice. Everyone else would probably kill and/or eat the baby. Us uncluded.

>>28368554
>Talk to mizuko now about Sin-fin
I could always just open up a garganta and you could chat with her you know?

>>28369052
Fuego might be good for it.

>>28369023
>"Crazy cat demigod has two mommies" or "Three Arrancar and a Baby"

>>28369069
Come to think of it, why does ghost mexico and /ss/ seem to be so much weaker than other supernatural things? Is it because they keep getting restarted?

>>28369052
We could get Sin Fin to watch the Zeus baby too...she is the first mother, she knows.

>>28369069
I think Fuego would train the kid to throw rose petals down where he walks.

And her Older sister has too much of a biting problem to be trusted...

maybe Ryouchi should watch his demigod cat girl sister. It would be good too teach him some responsibility...though we might just have him do that with Zweity...

WAIT! We hook Friedhelm up with Zweity. She's part Quincy so he can suck up his Nazi dumbassedness.

Also, it would get him to stop staring at our legs.

>>28368895
Nah we're anatomically correct.

It's just that the parts are there, but don't work right.

>>28369110
ss is just eldritch abomination goons.

There's no real management in Hueco

>>28369118
>And her Older sister has too much of a biting problem to be trusted...
Zweitey

>>28369138
Oh, nevermind, I thought you meant the demon kid Fuego already has.

>>28369161
No, I meant our adopted aboobination

>>28369136
It's not just about management, though. Sin-Fin told us she exterminated Hollows several times.

Although, it is kind of a shame we lose out on that hollow dude that was locked up in soul society, from one of the games? He might have been useful.

>>28369191
Arturo?

>>28369191
>She is the eternal cycle of death and rebirth in Heuco Mundo, perhaps the only one in Heuco on par with the angels or the gods

Wait...what if by eating the apple way back when...she unleashed the knowledge and the knowledge released is the eldritch abomination soul king.

>>28369262
>>28369262
but that would mean that somewhere trapped is Hope, if we get hope, nothing can stop us

>>28369110
My guess is that Hueco is the default afterlife, and various religions explain it off as a part of their own religion. I.E. Limbo for Christianity, Hel in Norse myth, etc. Of course, this is just baseless speculation.

>>28369243
Yeah, that guy.

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You look at your nonexistent watch and decide that anyone who pets you at least deserves the time of day. You watch Kazuki go and catch sight of Natsuki leaving as well, but file them away for later. You are being so bloody social it hurts. "Sure, don't mind talking about Sin-Fin." You say crossing your arms.

"Well, er-" She pauses as she looks around, being more careful than you would expect for just talking about a mutual friend. "Did she seem alright to you?" She asks and you are about to answer fine, but something stops you.

She is staring you in the eyes, the same way judgmental father figures might, or the Bizzies might after someone smashed a fucking store front in with a metal pipe after a Crash concert. That was us. The concert was sub par. Anyway, she looks serious so you give the question more thought than you normally do, stray strands of idea and logic curling around your fingers like thin thread forming a whole. You nod to yourself a few times and decide on your answer.

"She is better, I think." You say, trying to remember how to deal with measuring people. "She isn't getting beat up by her hallucinations as much any more and I think I managed to free her from at least one promise." You say
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>>28369276
If we challenge a demon to a poetry slam, Hope is the final word we must utter. For truly, we had it all along.

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"Better? You're sure?" She asks and you think she wants to add something on to the statement, but stops herself.

You let the silence sit for a few moments and when it becomes clear that she is not going to add anything on yet you decide to continue on. "Last time I saw her we talked about some people maybe not being imaginary, then had a pillow fight. Then we had a slumber party like twelve year old girls. Heavily implied lewd actions is monologues coffee. Best I can do what with no sex drive." You shake your head, your thought almost scattering into an analysis on reproduction and hollows. "Still even though I freed her from her promise she is still beholden to something." You furrow your brow in thought.

"What do you mean?" Mizuko asks.

"Hard to say. She is old, and I mean really really old. If certain persons are to be believed she is as old as humanity. Some smooth talking snake, either Lilith or Satan depending on the texts offered her a pretty bitchin apple and doomed us to not have to deal with elitist knob heads." You explain reaching into your inventory and pulling out a lit cigarette. We could ask Lilith if she did that. Would solve a lot of confusion.

"Wait, hold on. That's Genesis right?" Mizuko asks raising an eyebrow. "Like, bible and Satan and all that. That isn't real."

"Neither are angels, didn't stop them from fighting a great old one on a mirror for all of us to watch." You say furrowing your brow. "Well, she is either Eve or Pandora, but due to all the Christain overtones I am betting my money on the former. It's like the fucking Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe in here."
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"That doesn't make any sense. I mean, if angels are real then why do we need shinigami? What else is real out there?" She asks and you shrug.

"Honestly speaking I'm not 100% any of this is real. If you try to think about the possibilities-" You pause before leaning forward and putting your finger to her forehead. You smile wide, your sharp teeth giving you an award winning smile. "You'll go mad."

"I- I see." She mutters seemingly deep in thought.

"Why are you asking about her? Did something happen?" You lean back and take a deep drag of your coffin nail.

"No, it's just. When I showed up and you were knocked out she was talking to someone I couldn't see. It's not like it wasn't there, or like I just couldn't see them it's more like my brain failed to understand what it saw. Plus she had this weird sword. It looked-" She freezes before glancing at the mirror then back to you. "It looked like the swords those light things were using."

Sin-Fin stole an angel blade? How? Why? What? You know, this Mizuko chick ain't bad either. Sort of a 'girl next door, will do things to you that you only see in porn' sort of vibe. Get me the hook up. "Quiet brain. I am thinking." You grumble taking another drag of your cigarette. "Thanks for telling me. I'll ask around." You nod.

"Yeah." Mizuko nods.

What now?
[]Go see Ryouichi about Zweity bitey. They are hybrids and can teach each other hybridness!
[]Go see the twincies, Ryouichi is far too much of a bitch to be trusted with his sister.
[]Go see Natsuki. Bitch is not shinigami
[]Try and open a garganta
[]Ask mizuko something else
[]Other, please specify
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>>28369364
>[x]Go see Ryouichi about Zweity bitey. They are hybrids and can teach each other hybridness!
>Hybrids
Does that mean we can drive them?

>>28369364
>[x]Go see Ryouichi about Zweity bitey. They are hybrids and can teach each other hybridness!


this shall be interesting

>>28369364
Oh yeah, we really should talk with the abrahamic thing.

Ryouichi first, though; it's probably better to address the whole Zweity thing before moving on.

>>28369364
>[x]Go see Ryouichi about Zweity bitey. They are hybrids and can teach each other hybridness!
Be sure to tell Ryouichi that his sister didn't even need to be threatened with a funnel and we're so proud.

>>28369364
>Go see Ryouichi about his sister.
>Tell him he has a sister.
>Of course she's now your sister. We adopted her.
>Why would that make you her sister? Good question.
>lullaby

>>28369364
>Ryouichi and Twincies, zweity time
All aboard the bitey train

>>28369450
All aboard the lets tell Ryouichi we are his fairy ghost cat mother...and we ate his real mother.
We can sing you a lullaby in her voice if you like?

What happens if we force Ryo and Zweite to make fuck?

What manner of abomination would THAT spawn?

>>28369450
If you tell the Twincies what we did to Ryouichi, they're going to end up attacking him and refusing to listen to our orders. I mean, they won't attack us because they don't know we're injured, but he's still a sociopathic monster.

>>28369480
That's like a living triple undead quadruple cannabilistic esper.

>>28369483
But we totally balanced out his sociopathic tendencies with Shinigami powers. Sure he still talks a big game when no one else is around, but come on, just like mommy dearest he has understood the true power of friendship and loyalty.
The true power is that dogs are friendly and loyal even when they shouldn't trust you. Manipulate and use that friendship and try to keep your dog from dying. Then give them treats...like kingdoms and the soul of the first murderer.

>>28369527
>speaking of espers, we still have a see future gun to give to Akira.

>>28369555
Speaking of, anyone want to take bets on what that's going to give her? She's sitting on mystery evolution points still, right?

So we want to tell Ryouichi he has a sister now and want to try and make him teach her about hybridness. How will we explain the sisterness? Will we just say we ate his mom and poisoned his soul?

>>28369615
"your both hybrids and retards or as we English say 'spaz" ."

>>28369615
We should probably let him know privately. He was really curious earlier.

>>28369615
Both hybrids with poor impulse control.

>>28369615
I would like to leave out the killing his parents.

We know he's not all that bright, but he's had to have suspected something was up from our powers being similar, looking similar, and his sword making up faceslam rocks for no fucking reason.

>>28369685
Technically, our sword did the same thing to him. When we transformed in the Bount arc, he got twitchy as shit.

>>28369602
ayup. and we still have to force feed her the other wolf.

>>28369615
>She's your sister because we adopted her.
>In my very first day as a Hollow...I found a baby that could see me...you gave me a smile and I thought to give you a gift. A spark of my own power. You were a whiny bitch about it, crying and all that. Your parents stormed the room and could see me.
>You know how I seem crazy because I argue with voices that aren't there? How many souls do you think make me up? I'm not hallucinating voices, I'm hearing all those voices. All those lives. All of me. Everyone I've ever been or eaten when I was still a hollow. Fun fact, I can also speak in those voices,"

>>28369602
She probably needs another 50 before she can access them. So we need to feed her something big again.

As to what she may gain from it, go juice upgrade? More spikes? End spike, the destroyer of worlds? Risa locator? Some form of authorative power where hollows obey her without question?
>>28369615
Both hybrids, talk privately with him later.

>>28369718
We don't really need to lie unless he starts taking it badly. Monologue isn't because we ate something bad (probably), and definitely not everybody we ate.

>>28369718
>Sing the lullaby using all the voices of everyone we have ever eaten
Let the fear and madness begin

>>28369718
>Also we have this talk in private. Or in front of Ryoko because of his "Crush" on her.

"Want to know something Juicy, Kyoko. He's an even bigger whiny bitch than he pretends to be. That shy stammering fuckwit is an act. He probably skinned pets and pulled wings off of flies when he was a kid. He's mad mad mad mad mad mad mad, and a bit aimless. The madness does a mother proud, but his lack of initiative makes me want to dunk him into a toilet"

>>28369765
>YES

>>28369784
We haven't had a heart to heart with him since we knocked some sense into him way back when.

That said, I doubt he actually has any particular goal. I mean ours is a bit something or other, but it's also big and tangible.

>>28369615
Eh we'll just say that they're both hybrids that we've taken under our wing.

Without their consent.

It's not like Das Zweite is even mildly related to us.

>>28369851
this.

>>28369842
Yes, but he was just so unspecified. He had no ideas other than to fuck with the Twincies. Shortsighted...

We need to bring him into the plan. The plan that doesn't really end with everyone burning anymore unless we don't like them.

>>28369851
The best lies are mostly the truth.

If he points out we've only known him for less than a year, we can say we knew Zweite for less than a day.

>>28369851
Sounds good to me.

>>28369881
As far as that goes, we did promise once to bring him in on something decent if he impressed us.

>>28369881
I think our plan is just "live a fun life".

It's just our idea of fun involves doing Lucifer's bidding and killing the Soul King.

And we could burn some people now and again, if the mood strikes us.

>>28369953
And presently the mood strikes the soul king.

I think this might go worse than the Ryoko thing did. That would be something.

>>28369929
And he never did.

>>28370083
He did get really fucking fast. Like, he's second place behind us.

For like 30 seconds I think he was faster but then we got lolupgrades.

>>28370067
We're not confessing that we killed his parents though.

Or at least I don't think we did, if we're going with >>28369851

>>28370083
Well that's hardly our fault. He was always doing other things instead of being impressive.

Okay, private talk about eating his parents and making him half hollow it is then.

Or perhaps not. Going to keep the lie going strong then. Damn you 4chan, auto update better

>>28370108
>eating his parents
Oh boy here we go. Ryoko 2 electric boogaloo

>>28370105
Looks like you were wrong.

>>28370136
But why would he care?

>>28370108
I'm fine with telling him we made him half hollow.

>>28370159
I dunno why he would. People are fucking weird.

This is taking too long. Please link to this post with just a number.

1. Tell him we om nommed his folks
2. Don't tell him.

Just the number and a link to this post please. Will tally in a moment

>>28370178
Yeah, it would probably be best we made that clear if we ever want him to stop being useless. Only working on half of his talents isn't going to get him anywhere.

>>28370196
1

>>28370196
1

>>28370196
2

>>28370196
1

>>28370196
2

>>28370196
2

>>28370196
2

>>28370196
1

>>28370159
>>28370192
He won't.

However, if he spills the beans in front of everyone, we're on the chopping block.

Ah, well, if Risa gets beat, it's only because we allow her to get beat...

>>28370276
and because getting beat would be a new experience.

>>28370196
1

>>28370290
No it wouldn't.

Calling will tally then edit if needed then post

>>28370196
2

>>28370298

No, we're still here. We've been defeated, never truly beat.

We are not beat whilst we still draw not breath

>>28370196
2

>>28370322
We can shapeshift away our lungs if you'd like. They don't actually do anything, right? Since we're a spirit?

>>28370220
>>28370221
>>28370224
>>28370270
>>28370293
What the fuck is wrong with you fucking idiots.

Why would you EVER do this when we're completely powerless?

>>28370338

We should play with our anatomy more.

We have a full on swirling mad eldritch chaos form that we hardly ever use.

WAIT

The thing with the smiling cat face over our nipples and crotch, we should totally pull that gag on Friedhelm.

>>28370343
Well, that was several years ago, and we already told them most scrubs are almost entirely instinct driven, and he's crazy too.

>>28370304
Yeah can you not do this?

If >>28370322 is any indication, the people voting 1 are legitimately attempting for us to get killed.

>>28370343
I wonder what we'll lose this time?

really hope Ryouchi is as much as a sociopath as he's been hinted to be.

>>28370389
Remember when we went to make him a shinigami? He started ranting about how we couldn't find any spirits and really needed, to kill something.

>>28370389
This is not going to end well. Even if he doesn't care we killed someone, he might care that we killed someone that he thought was his. Sort of like "You took my things!"

>>28370369
>>28370389
So what?

We're crazy, and we have people precious to us.

I really think this is a case of people deliberately and knowingly choosing something awful and hoping for a negative consequence.

>>28370343
The last one you have linked to is not just a 1.

There is an extra character, can't tell what it is as apparently it's not correctly. So I have a question mark in a diamond followed by the 1

>>28370419
>Then we give it back *shift to his mother's voice*

>>28370432
But he didn't know them. He couldn't have known them. They can't really be precious to him.

>>28370437
So it's a tie? Or does that count as a negative number due to cheating?

Rolled 2

>>28370437
If that's the case then it should be a tie. Let's see how the dice feel.

>>28370446
But they were HIS. Think about us, we don't give a shit if people die, just that people should not touch our stuff.

>>28370446
and he always plays up the orphan bit for his whiny persona then laughs about peoples perception of him.

Besides, we gave him more than they ever did, we gave him power. We gave him madness. We made him special, and we came back to make sure he was.
Even if he still is a whiny bitch, we have some parental concern here.

>>28370471
Pretty sure we'd give a shit if Jager died, but she's the exception I guess.

>>28370515
we did pour one out for
our doctor

>>28370515
Jager probably counts as ours. I mean, we have put work into raising her properly, and make her king in our stead.

>>28370533
and she's a total bro/sis

>LT:Tsubaki Yoshida (Special combat tasks and PLOT)(Away)

Was looking through the pastebin and saw this. Anyone remember what that's about?

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>mfw Ryouchi knew all along and was cool with it.

Probably gonna ask us for more power

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"Got to go play catch up with my scrubs." You explain raising your hand in a lazy salute. You almost feel like you missed something, as if her quivering body was tense as you walked by.

He slim shoulders turning flush as her long since hidden away lewd feelings- "Did I actually miss something or you just being a cunt right now?"

You walk towards Ryouichi, sniffing the air and following the distinct smell of disappointment that just always follows him around. You find him training with some of the shinigami scrubs, swinging his sword around and generally being a hot mess. You wave him over to you and he nods.

He grabs a towel from a nearby shinigami boy who has a similar body type to friedhelm and kouta, lithe and with a slenderish waist and nice skin, before walking over to you and wiping his brow. "What do you need sensei? You know I am just so super happy we are back together now, since we value you your company so much. While you were gone we had to make some hard choices, but we stayed together while-" You tune him out, humming some of the Ramones songs as he just doesn't shut the fuck up.

You finally get tired of waiting and just say "I made you a sister. You must teach her your hybridness. You disgusting, genetically wrong hybrid ways."

Ryouichi raises his brow and glances back making sure he is alone before he turns to you with a smile, his eyes flashing with a light you are familiar with. "Why would I do that? Just because you spread your legs for pretty much anything doesn't mean I should be shackled with the responsibility to raise your pet."
(1/2)

>>28370526
Yeah. If Caim didn't already get rekt by the Host, we'd probably have him on The List.

>>28370557
Indeed she is. Our most loyal friend.

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"Actually, our fun parts don't really work that way. I pushed a button in some lab and it made a half bount half quincy half arrancar which is actually made of half hollow and half shinigami. She is a bit directionless and honestly her power looks like it could evolve in a bunch of different ways so I figure stick the hybrids together." You explain and he shrugs.

"What does that have to do with me? Honestly how is that in any way my sister?" He asks and you sigh.

"Obviously because I am your fairy cat mum. When you were little, you were an especially gifted sort with a strong soul. A very strong soul in fact. So strong it could take an imprint of go juice on it. So, one night, when you were asleep, nesting in your crib as babes are want to do, I gave you a bit of my power. Your parents came in then and they screamed. Tried to protect you they did. I bled them dry and painted your nursery walls with their entrails. I even left you a little poem, now how did it go... well, we can't remember." You shrug shifting into his mum's voice at the end.

No realization dawns on him, no dramatic shifting of the senses, but he does look like he has decided something. "Sure, okay. I'll teach her. Say, you said you can't reproduce, right? The plumbing is still there though?" He asks.

"Didn't think you fancied girls." You reply.

"Just wondering how you things work is all. Wondering if I would have to be the one kicking teenaged boys off her and finding used condoms in the bin at my house. Thanks for telling me about my parents I guess." He smiles, his tone suddenly calm, almost like he has decided something.. "Is that is or should are we done here?" He asks.

[]Tell him something else
[]Ask him something
[]Go see someone else(The quincy clan, Natsuki, etc.)
[]Other, please specify
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>>28370640
>he has decided something
Yep. He's gonna try to kill Zweite just to spite us.

>>28370640
He's being suspicious. If this is a coup he's pretty much dooming the whole entourage to death by angel.

>>28370640
>Tell him something else
I said a while back that I would let you in on something big if you impressed me, you're getting close kiddo. Things are going to get fun.

>>28370640
[x] You'll be sharing her with the twincies. Make sure Friedhelm is a good mother figure both in and out of bed.
[x] Go see the Twincies

>>28370640
Man Ryouichi is a creepy fuck.

>>28370686
The twincies should be charged with teaching her their weird quincy powers, but if they get custody they'll probably murder her for being an abomination that stole their family.

Well, Adolf will, at least.

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>>28370640
>[x]Ask him something

"how about a demonstration of your zanpakuto? never did a good look at it."

he's totally gonna try to kill us and or usurp our leadership position down the road.

>>28370640
>He smiles, his tone suddenly calm, almost like he has decided something..
Yeah no I'm out.

I'm not putting up with people intentionally ruining everything, the accidental kind is more than enough.

Great job jackasses. Bet there weren't even five people who voted for 1.

>>28370715
And that's why I'm annoyed. Now we'll have to kill him and he might have become useful.

>>28370685
No he isn't, and acting like he is isn't going to make anything better.

>>28370725
I was pretty sure he'd take it well, so I wanted it just to make sure he was aware he did actually have monster powers and not just swording ones.

>>28370753
Why the fuck would you think he'd take it well?

Especially since giving him Hollow powers has nothing to do with killing his parents.

You stupid motherfucker.

>>28370725
Mitigate it by forcing him to play house with the Quincies. Since he's attracted to them...

We'll also have to make sure the asshole doesn't teach Zeity to kill everyone when he says potato.

>>28370753
He was, he was actively using them to summon Hollows in the beginning. You've set us down the path of thumbscrews.

>>28370725
People always say this when there is controversy over a choice and their choice is not the one that gets picked. You'll be back next thread. And clearly people who think differently to you are actively trying to ruin things. Grow up.

I seem to recall the last time people panicked and declared everything ruined forever over a choice, it actually worked out well for us. You know, when we threw cain of the moon. So many people declaring that those who wanted to do so were idiots trying to get Risa killed...

>>28370640
>share her with twincies, make sure Friedhelm is a good big sister in law.

>>28370743
I wasn't crazy about telling him either but better to hear it from us then somebody else I guess.

And in terms of usefulness he's middle of the road.


I told you so works best after the bad thing happens.

>>28370793
I figured he had no particular reason to take it poorly given how he acted in prior interactions with us, away from other people.

>>28370823
TO THE TWINCIES

Then we give Akira the gun.

Anyone checked the pastebin? Ryouichi leveled up

>>28370817
Pretty much this. I may disagree with the lot of you, but I'll sticking around here if we need to clean a mess up. That being said:

Twincies.

>>28370862
Neat.

>>28370862
Holy shit he did. And got one of the most useful single abilities we've seen so far.

>>28370862
Just now? Interesting.

>>28370889
The sadism thing? That has to be what you meant, cause he doesn't really have anything we don't.

He has yet to allocate his third * from leveling up shapeshifting. Interdasting.

>>28370939
Yes, he didn't have that before this thread.

How is it people keep managing to make the worst decision? It's like they are intentionally doing it at this point.

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"I'll have you share with the twincies." You explain and he frowns.

"I would rather not. Just learning how to hollow stuff is already a pain in the ass. Having to divide our teaching skills to two paths would not be effective."

He means if you divide your attentions you won't be able to evolve her as well. "Well do it anyway. Jeez kids giving me a bunch of lip.

"Fine fine." He shrugs and shakes his head.

"Say, you are being unusually cooperative. Are you-" You start to try and wiggle around the idea of 'Say, you ain't planning on killing me are you?'

"Mad you killed my parents? Why would I be? I got power from it and honestly I never knew them. Perhaps if I thought it would turn out better for me if they lived I would be mad, but I got a good inheritance from it, and coupled with he cash I get when my grandparents croak I am looking at a tidy sum. Just, I must wonder-" He pauses as if in internal deliberation. "Could you give me more power? If mine was given from you? Since, we are family, right?" He asks smiling a toothy smile similar to yours.

"Well, we will see I guess." You shrug before making your way to the quincy group.

Mari seems to be trying to teach Kouta how to use a bow more effectively, but it keeps exploding. Friedhelm adds on small comments now and then, but generally staying away from the pair of them. Kouta raises a hand in a salute and you see light burns along his wrist where his bow must have exploded.

"Hey, sensei, what's up?" Kouta asks.

"Would you be able to train another quincy candidate?" You ask and Mari blinks.
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"Well, I don't see why not, but it takes months and months of dedicated practice to effectively use the abilities." She explains.

"Even then sometimes it just isn't meant to be." Kouta laughs.

"Well, the person I have in mind is a fast learner. Apparently I made a half arrancar half quincy half bount and I need it taught how to not just be awful at stuff. I will be dividing it's training with other stuff, but I would like some quinciness to get drilled into its head." You explain.

"Dividing its attention? We need focused practice and dedicated work to use the quincy arts. I am talking dedicated commitment, being a quincy isn't something you get at too well by being a part timer. I can train them a bit, but how far they go will be up to them." Odd, Ryouichi said the same thing.

What do you want to say?
[]Stay divided, she is not normal and will likely be able to take it all in faster than any human
[]Ryouichi will bring out the most of her hollow abilities, leave her with him
[]The quincies are a dedicated art, stick with them only
[]Other, please specify
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>>28371043
>"Could you give me more power? If mine was given from you? Since, we are family, right?" He asks smiling a toothy smile similar to yours.
Oh god he's contemplating the funnel

>>28371062
>Divided
At least for now, I want to see how well she takes to all this.

>>28371062
>[X] The quincies are a dedicated art, stick with them only

We have tons of hollows already.

>>28371062
Bount and Hollow powers will synergize better. Leave her with Ryouichi.

>>28371062
where's that three eyed twerp, he's the only one with a brain

>>28371062
>[x]Stay divided, she is not normal and will likely be able to take it all in faster than any human

Lets see which one shes takes to best first.

although to be perfectly honest, we could used more ranged support. Kouta is more of a swordsman.

>>28371098
>second

>>28371104
and we have a Gun to give him

>>28371104
Now that Doc Gangsta's gone, Akira is the smartest character around

>>28371062
>Divided we stand
Zweity will be fine. And we can be the best teacher at her again if she needs motivation.

>>28371170
He's also a prophet and predetermination is a bad thing. Just ask Odin.

Why have we never used our Fob Watch power?

We could become Ryouchi's mom. Hilarity ensues.

>>28371114
Jaeger is ranged.

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Maybe we should ask Akira

Divided wins, writing now

>>28371194
Because we're currently trying to marshall an army, and that'll just get in the way. Also regenerating.

>>28371194
It's our "escape retribution" power.

If we never use it, then no one knows we have it. As long as we can get far enough away to activate it in private, then we should be able to escape nearly anything.

>>28371062
>Odd, Ryouichi said the same thing.
Oh god this is all a dream or something we're probably still getting skullfucked by the Host.

>>28371199
more Dakka I said

Friedholm
Mari
Jager
Bitey

block out the sun/moon!

>>28371222
Just say we'll see which one she likes better.

>walk in to the thread
>you fucks told ryouchi
YOU HAD 1 JOB.

>>28371336
He leveled up, though. I thought those moments of honesty and introspection were supposed to be good for your social links.

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"Well, we will stick with divided for now and see where it goes. Maybe she will take to one better than the other." You explain and Mari nods.

"Alright, if you change your mind just let me know." She replies and then goes back to teaching Akira who has taken Friedhelm's advice of 'imagining a form' to mean making kung fu poses. Ah, scrubs.

You walk over to Akira and find him waiting for you while leaning against a tree apart from everyone else. He looks like he was waiting or you and you have to remind yourself that with his ability it is very possible he was. You smile. "Hey, Akira, looking good!" You offer as way of greeting and Akira sighs.

"You are nicer like this I think." He mutters then shakes his head. "Well, hello sensei. You forgot to bring the gun because you did not have inventory on at the time." He offers as if he has said this a thousand times before.

Son of a cock. "Stop reading my future!" You command and he sighs.

"You have questions, right? I will answer them as best I can."

Do you want to ask him something?
[]Yes
[]no

Then what?
[]Back to Hueco
[]Go meet with someone
[]Other, please specify

The shinigami meeting is about to start but you really don't have to go if you do not want to.

>>28371415
>[x]Yes
"How far can your precog go? and do you want the gun now?"

>[x]Go meet with someone
We talked to everybody else already. Don't want our best student feelint left out

>>28371415
"So you know that doomed wolf queen you mentioned earlier? Is she less or more doomed right now?"

>>28371415
Do you think we should check up on the Shinigami meeting? I mean, we covered what we needed to, but they may decide to ignore or misinterpret our advice if we aren't there to hold their hand.

>>28371415
did he know about inventory because we said as much when we realize what we did, or because he knows about our tulpas?

>>28371415
>[x]Yes
Whatchya mean nicer like 'this'? Mummy Risa? I do think it is one of the only acceptable halloween costumes and the yanks went and ruined sheet ghosts with their krazy klans, but I didn't take you for a toilet paper fetishist.
Oh wait. You know about inventory. Can you hear Monologue? That'd be neat.

>>28371464
and by best Student I mean Ryoko

>>28371415
>[]Back to Hueco
We really should pick up the gun and see if Zweitey has chewed on everything or if she's behaving.

>>28371612
That was pretty clear. We don't care about the other students. Also, the school is probably still burnt down, or at least I will assume it is, so they aren't our students anyway.

>>28371415
Seconding >>28371468

>>28371649
we can always burn it down again.

Fire Safety lesson

>>28371720
Really they have nobody to blame but themselves. What part of payed vacation was misunderstood?

>>28371649
I don't know I think we're sorta fond of Kouga?

If only he was stronger.

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"You know about Inventory? You know about monologue then?" You ask and Akira seems to become deeply bothered by something.

"Monologue? I am uncertain what you are talking about." Ha ha ha, eat it bitch, get on my level.

"Well, that isn't even sort of disturbing. How far can your precog go? And do you want your gun now? Also, is the doomed wolf queen more doomed or less doomed?" You ask and Akira nods.

"It can go as far as necessary, but it prefers focusing on connected events. You wish to see Ryoko after this, but I am sorry to say she will be in the midst of a nap. It would be more effective for you to return to Hueco Mundo to retrieve the weapon and the second and then return. As for the queen, doomed is doomed, and yes she still is though the nature of that doom has changed. That is all I can say." He explains.

"Right, fancy that then. I'll just-" You start but Akira has already turned and left.

"Dodgy bit of business." You note before turning and snapping your fingers.

Nothing happens. You snap them again and again, focusing your will but nothing. "Monologue, what the hell just happened?"

Looks like you did not put enough go juice into your garganta.

"I put in the same amount I always use." You point out. I callsem like I sees em.

You take a stance and breathe out heavily, pointing your hand at the air in front of you. You imagine a great yawning portal made from tears and rips in reality and then put everything you have into it. Reality buckles and strains and finally rips open enough for you to walk through. You are panting by the time you get to hueco mundo.

"Well, this won't become a problem." You mutter as a small number of your wounds open up on your body.

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Well, why don't we call it here since my steam has been taken by bats. I will be around to answer questions and the like. We will probably be doing a training time skip since I refuse to do a training arc ever again. Next thread we also catch up with Ryoko and drop the kid off at hollow care. Next thread either tomorrow or thursday
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>>28371789
>As for the queen, doomed is doomed, and yes she still is though the nature of that doom has changed.

Damnit.

We gotta get her 50 more points.

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muh Jager.....

>>28371789
That fucked us up. Watch out for Monologue, though, because it could mean we're growing again. AE did say that we'd pick up the Path of Madness eventually.

>>28371898
He did?

>>28371990
I was reading through the archives, and he said we could get it around half-way through Path of Laughter, but Path of Sin wasn't ever going to be available except through plot.

>>28372026
Pretty sure we passed up that plot when we turned down Lucifer's offer.

Is it just me or did this thread feel really slow?

>>28372617
In the beginning yeah, but it picked when we talked to Ryouchi about dead parents

>>28372749
Just refreshed the pastebin. He's also got some mystery powers now; anybody wanna take a guess?

>>28372804
Clearly it's being able to DOUBLE fate break in order to make enemies reroll instead.

That actually sounds like a pretty hard counter to us considering we always fate break unless we get 75+. Dude we should spar and have both of us burn all our fatebreakers just to see what happens.
>suddenly Ryouchi becomes half hollow, half Shinigami, half bear

>>28374645

Mother of god...if he's part bear, we won't be able to stop him.

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>>28376407
>Ryouchi's face when

It dawns on me.

The spark of poison and power we left with Ryouichi as a baby is what gave him powers and madness.

The grizzly scene he was no doubt left in, with blood everywhere and the dismembered bodies of his parents for an unspecified amount of time may have settled him on sociopathic tendencies. If what I keep reading about such formative trauma and serial killers is true.

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>>28376815
I do not have a good enough slowpoke image for this. Not even the 2 year later slowpokecap. Have a funny gif instead.

The real question in regards to Ryouichi is; Can he handle Monologue?

After all, it is Monologue who drives those spiked with our Go-Juice insane, but Ryo wasn't spiked when we had Monologue... so he hasn't been hit that hard by it... not to mention the adaptability of children compared to adults/Nofunigamis/Hollows/Quincies/Bounts....

>>28378375
Is monologue the one that drives them insane? I always thought it just sort of happened

>>28371889

Man, Jagerbombs really does keep us sane.

...

Saner.

Ryouichi is so going darkside

>>28377374
makes me want to re-watch Darker Than Black. Except the second part, fuck that part.

>>28379547
Less insane. Sort of.