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>Rena examines herself in the mirror. She looks at her eyes, at the places where she had been bitten (which have long since healed), and finally at her teeth.
>There were still the short white nubs she was used to, nothing at all like the wicked fangs that the Monster Master could grow.

Aww.
Fangs would have been cool.
Well, at least this shows I'm not a full vampire. I wouldn't have even believed I was half now if it weren't for the fact that I accidentally crushed my glass this morning.
Magical Girl Sparkle said I needed to wait for the Doctor to come but I've already been asked to take down some more villains. I guess I could just call in sick.

>>28385940
Called Bridgette about this yet?

I think it's gone past the point where you can keep what her sister is up to a secret.

>>28385940

NOPE.

NOT GOING OUT TODAY.

We need to finish a mission in a week, theres plenty of time.

Hug kitty under blanket.

Resist urge to bite kitty.

Here's the thing, Rena. You have ACTUAL POWER now. Like, real stuff. You also have a shitload of money. Go buy a goddamn costume that's worth a damn and stay in your rank. Keep the power.

Live the fun life.

I'm willing to bet MM+ was planning this - giving you a little gift of power so you could survive.

>>28385940
>guess I could just call in sick.
No fucking way, that would be FLAT out disrespectful to citizen.

Go fight those villains.

What are we doing at home, anyway? Home is vulnerable. See if you can lay low anywhere more defensible.

>>28386003
Also flat out buy some protection for your home. At my reckoning you have at least twenty k.

>>28386003
>Keep the power
So it will be even easier for MM+ to turn us full vampire and control us?

>>28385940
Keep our hood up and go beat up some weak villains. We can actually fight them now.

We might as well make a pile of money while we still have actual power.

>>28385994
fuck that, we should at least see what vamp power is like b4 we lose it in a week

go out and beat down some villains
BUT STAY ALERT FOR MM+
NEVER DROP YOUR GUARD

>>28386093

Rena will need to be careful to not make her power seem too apparent, however.

Even if she got knocked back to C-class, her newfound vampire powers could cause other villains to take notice and start fighting waaay too seriously or dangerously when/if she gets cured. That would be just as bad as getting bumped back up to A-class.

>>28385940
Also, call up a broker or something. We need to make some serious investments with the pile o' cash that we just got from the kidnapping debacle.

>>28386127
we won't have them long enough to be noticed

>>28385940
If we stay in one place, MM+ is more likely to find us. Let's go fight crime, earn some money, and see if we can't make some friends among the heroes.

>>28386157

You jinxed it.

>>28386194
we'll see

>>28385940
Call Bridgette and tell her what bullshit her sister pulled. Ask her to explain to her sister that you are a punch-clock hero, and you're running interference to keep the killers from going after her.
Also, and this is IMPORTANT, find out where MM+ is going to be all day from either her or Shadow Man. Then stay the FUCK away from MM+.

Go do your C mission for the week, then see about buying talismans that protect against curses.
Also, remember to ask Shadow Man about people capable of safely removing the demon in Anti-Hero's skull, 'cause that shit has GOT to go.

>>28386251
No, don't tell Bridgette! Keep it a surprise...

>>28386251
I KNOW RIGHT
I'VE BEEN WARNING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT THING ALL ALONG

You're still a shitty tripfag though

>>28385940
That's probably a good idea. We might want to tell the doctor to leave the super strength in if he's able. That would be nice.

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I guess I should tell Bridgette... Let me call her first...

>Rena rings up Bridgette. It takes a minute but she answers.

MM: "Rena? I'm busy."

"Oh, sorry. I really need to talk to you about something."

MM: "One second... Colossus Crush! ... Okay, what's up?"

>Rena explains to her what happened. There's dead silence for a minute after she's done talking. Then-

MM: "THAT BITCH! I'M GOING TO KICK HER ASS!"

"Bridgette, no don't-."

MM: "No! She's gone too far! Thanks for the heads up, Rena! Sorry she did that to you!"

-Click-

...
I think I made a mistake.

>Rena sits back down on her couch and checks out her tablet. There's a few Villains on the waiting list.

Name: The Trapper
Rank: C-Class 37
Powers: Advance Gadgetry

Name: Jiang Shi
Rank: C-Class 33
Powers: Durability, Super Strength, 'Ki' Drain.

Name: Queen of the World
Rank: B-Class 17
Powers: Powers: Extremely High Charisma, Summoning, Minor Teleportation, Super Strength, Reincarnation.

Oh, the Queen is up to stuff again. I might want to avoid her though...
Also I should probably buy a new costume before I fight these guys. Just because I'm now filthy rich.

>>28386355
Jiang Shi

>>28386355
Lets try Jiang Shi

>Also I should probably buy a new costume before I fight these guys. Just because I'm now filthy rich.
Yeah, why not. Get a cloak.

>>28386355
Jiang Shi was bullying kids or something last time, right? What's he/she up to now?

>>28386355
Jiang Shi. Most of those traits look vaguely magical, which we are good against.

Traps would just put us in embarrassing and compromising positions. I think we've had enough of being rescued as of late.

>>28386355
Jiang Shi. Interested in what Queen is up to, but beating a higher rank is kind of not something we should be doing if we want to stay C-class.

>>28386355
let's stop whoever is doing the most TERRIBLE crime.

>>28386355
Costume, then trapper. Bring along a bucket of water and a magnet.

>>28386325
I tripfag so people are warned in advance of the inane shit that regularly spews out of the orifices on my face.

>>28386355
Buy a bear tazer, then go after The Trapper. Don't approach him, though, since wherever he is is going to be covered with traps and you're more genre savvy than that.

Now watch tyhis - you'll rank up for manipulating two villains against each other.

>>28386478
>the inane shit that regularly spews out of the orifices on my face.
And boy does it ever!

>>28386355
Yes, let's go shopping. And then the trapper - because fuck getting into a scrap with someone with super strength. We wanna keep as low a profile as we can.

>>28386355
Gonna have to agree with the others, Jiang Shi seems like a relatively easy target, and as for a costume? Honestly, what we have now seems to suit us pretty well.

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>>28386530
Well... Let me at least enhance it.

>Rena leaves her home, looking behind her shoulder ever few minutes to watch out for the Monster Master. When she's safely inside of the Hero Association she purchases an upgrade to her suit. It is now even more durable, requiring much more damage to be taken before it breaks down. She can fight a professional fighter for some time and be fine while it's on.
>She then goes to see Jian Shi. Out of her she is doing the most amount of damage by terrorizing an entire chunk of the city. The Queen is just forcing a Club to listen to her singing while the Trapper is robbing a store.
>She heads to Jiang Shi and sees her standing on top of a large staff. The buildings around her are destroyed with people running about and screaming. She spots Rena and grins.

JS: "Are you the Hero sent to defeat me!? You don't look too tough!"

>>28386712
Pre-emptive rock throw.

>>28386712
you don't look so alive
srsly
see a doctor

>>28386741
Agreed. She's balanced on a giant pole, any disturbance would at least throw her off balance.

>>28386712
nope, really not

So what's your shtick?

>>28386712
What happened to your face? Did you have an intense kidding session with the propeller of a motorboat?

>>28386712
oh shit

Jiangshi are chinese vampires

You should leave

>>28386712
"No, I'm not tough. Could you stop whatever it is you are doing though?
I don't actually think there's any good reason for you to smash buildings anyway"

>>28386773
Yeah. Knock her down.

>>28386712
Throw a rock. At JS or pole, either way.

>>28386803
So knock over a fire hydrant then hide behind the running water? That or go find some rice for her to count.

>>28386712
"Oh yeah, well, you've got a big target on your face!"
Then huck a rock at her face. Then after we hit her, yell "Aw, crap, I should have said something like 'X marks the spot'!"

>>28386712
I want to know how you got your scars.

>>28386797
kissing*
damn typos

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"No, I'm not tough. Could you stop whatever it is you are doing though? I don't actually think there's any good reason for you to smash buildings anyway"

JS: "The people of this city did not bury me properly! Now they will feel my wrath!"

>>28386822
Does that really work? That's funny.

>>28386741
>Rena throws a rock. It hits Jian Shi's arm and tears it right off.

holy shit

>>28386914
Freak the hell out.

>>28386914
wut. oooooo kayyyyyy.
Scream.
Then realise, that since she said they didnt bury her properly, she's probably a zombie and has replaceable limbs. find another rock, just in case

>>28386914
Apologize profusely, look around for something to stick it back on with.

>>28386914
Oh shit oh shit oh shit

I'm sorry!
Are you okay!
Get her arm and give it to her

>>28386914
"You can sew that back on, right?"

>>28386914
oh shit i'm really sorry i didn't mean for that to happen hang on let me get that for you we should probably get that reattached

>>28386914
SORRY! SORRY! SORRY! SORRY!

I didn't mean to do that.

It was flat out wrong of me to do that.

>>28386914
Apologize.

This is because of the upgrades, isn't it.

>>28386914
Umm, sorry. Thought you could take a hit better. So what's this about a proper burial? Maybe I can help.

>>28386914
Freak out
"WHAT THE FUCK? ARE YOU MADE OF PUDDING? Fuck!"
Make your way over to her and help reattach her arm.
"Here, let me help bandage you up. So, what was that about not getting a proper burial? Tell me about it, and I'll see if I can make that right."

>>28386914
Play it off like we meant for that to happen.
"Just because you don't like the way you were buried doesn't mean you get to do what you want! Besides, have you even tried asking to be buried correctly?"

[Scream Internally]

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!

"I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry!!!"

>Rena rushes off and grabs her arm.

"W-we can reattach this, right!? Oh god I didn't mean to hit tha-ARGLEBARGLE!"

>She is cut off suddenly as the arm moves and grabs onto her face. She feels in clawing at her face and pulling at her lips.

It's still alive!

>>28387126
Run around screaming

>>28387126
Throw the arm violently at the undead villain.

>>28387126
She's going to hit you with that stick! Block with the arm!

>>28387126
hit the arm with the rock, if its alive that means it feels pain. either that or throw something at the villian

>>28387126
GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF

then slap her with her own hand and propose diplomacy

>>28387126
Freak out and chuck it at the nearest fire.

As for Jiang, we have rubble all around us. Limitless ammunition.

>>28387126
Use the arm as an impromptu shield.
Jiang Shi is gonna attack.

>>28387126
Rip it off.

Stomp on it like the world's worst spider.

>>28387126
Rush at her and when you get close dodge the stick she has and start spinning in circles, causing her arm to repeatedly to smack her in her own face!

>>28387126
>It's still alive!
Not... Exactly. Nonetheless, drop that thing and back away, I doubt it can give chase.

>>28387190
It is like a horrible tarantula, isn't it.

>>28387126
She's coming at you with a stick. Or pipe. Wither way, she's coming for you.

You should do something about that.

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>>28387126
pic related

>>28387126
Give the zambie back her arm. Forcefully.

>>28387181
>I am the stone of my sword

>>28387217
I am the bone of my rock
Mace is my body, and Kitty is my blood
I have defeated over a thousand "villains"
Unknown to courage
Nor known to superpowers
Withstood pain to create many LEWDS
Yet, these hand will never throw anything
So, as I pray
Unlimited Rock Works

>>28387126
Drop the arm. Scream externally.

Block her attack, then ask what a proper burial would entail.

>>28387126
rena is now solidified as the cutest

>>28387319
I misread that as "cultist" at first.

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>Rena rips the arm away from her face. She sees the attack coming and quicker than she ever normally could she brings the arm up to block it. The staff hits the severed arm with a wicked CRACK that shakes Rena's arms.

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

>She throws the arm at Jiang Shi. It hits her in the torso and punches right through her sending her flying backwards.

Nooooooooo!!!!
Why do I keep hurting her!? I don't meant to!

>>28387374
>Steal her hat.

>>28387374
Everything is terrible and it's all our fault!

>>28387374
"I'M SO SORRY LET ME HELP YOU"

>>28387374
Run over to her and pin her down. Tell her to give up, because we really can't stomach hurting her any more.

Maybe grab her staff and run away so that she can't attack with it?

>>28387374
Scream apologies

STOP THROWING THINGS

>>28387374
take the hat. then take her other arm, and apologise

>>28387374
use ur new str to punch her

>>28387374
Use your superior vampiric strength to hug her into submission.
Bring her in to jail just like that.

>>28387374
SORRY!
>>28387395
I have to agree with that.

>>28387374
SHOUT THAT YOU'RE SORRY AND TRY TO STOP HER PEACEFULLY OH GOD AAAAHHH

>>28387374
Run towards her screaming "I'M SORRY! LET ME HELP YOU!"

Also, hot damn, never give up those vampire powers.

>>28387374
Sit on her. It will hold her down and you can't possibly hurt her by doing it.

>>28387374
CAREFULLY walk over and help her up.

While you are on your way over, ASK HER WHAT A PROPER BURIAL REQUIRES.
Seriously, stop delaying this.

>>28387407
Also offer her a helping hand.

Then ask about burial stuff.

>>28387417
But if we do that, how will Cadia ever be safe again?

>>28387426
We might, you know, squeeze her in half or something.

>>28387367
>>28385940
>Whell, hat least thees shows I'm naht a full vamp-hire. Hye whouldn't have ev-hen be-leeffed hye was half now eef eet weren't for thee fact that hye acceedentally crushed mye glass thees moarning.

>>28387374
That's what happens when you suddenly gain super strength and have no idea how to control it!
Continue to apologize profusely and offer to help out with this whole improper burial thing.

>>28387374
Well she is already dead so... Let's just beat her up till we can talk peacefully with her and see about a proper burial.

>>28387469
Good idea! Lets propose to bury her.

>>28387488
Just throw her really hard at the ground! Job done!

Don't actually do that for the love of god

>>28387374
NOOOOOO WE'LL GET PROMOTED AGAIN

>>28387374
Just.. stay still lady
I will use my phone to call an ambulance!

>>28387292
I am the bone of my rock
Hoodie is my body and Mace is my blood
I have befriended over a thousand villains
Unknown to courage
Nor known to power
Have withstood promotions to survive many days
Yet those hands will never hold a proper meal
So as I pray, Unlimited Rock Works

>>28387520
Bah she's just the same rank as us.

>>28387520
Lets ask for reinforcement and put the blame/honor on them!

>>28387374
"Calm down! I'll help you fix this if you stop attacking!"

If she does calm down, then suggest that if she wants to be properly buried, it would be better to just ask someone to do it instead of terrorizing the town.

>>28387564
Rena can honestly say that she's fucking everything up for everyone right now and she needs proper back up

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"I'M SO SORRY LET ME HELP YOU"

>Rena begins running towards Jiang Shi who quickly backs away while dropping her staff. She holds up her good arm and cries out.

JS: "No more! Stop! I'm done! I surrender! Just take me to jail! I knew I shouldn't have fought the famous Rena!"

"Oh god your arm is all in your stomach! Let me help!"

JS: "Don't touch me! Just... Don't! I said I surrender!"

"Maybe I can help get you buried?"

JS: "You want to bury me alive!? Oh god, no! I said I'm sorry!"

"No, I mean really officially bury you!"

JS: "I don't actually want to be buried! I lied! I just like destroying things! Please stop hurting me!"

If only we had joined the Rangers, we could have just always given them the credit and stayed at a low rank. Maybe we should work on something like that.

>>28387639
Yeah, someone could get killed...again

>>28387652
...Forehead flick. Scold her for lying.

We probably aren't even that stronk, it's just that MGS's luck upgrade makes those strikes crits

>>28387652
Just go to jail and behave then.

And give me your hat.

>>28387652
AAAH you're famous, go curl up in a ball under some rubble

>>28387652
>>28387678
NO NO NO NO DO NOT DO THAT

Just... gently sit down next to her

Apologize profusely

>>28387652
why is Rena famous!?

and when are we going to to see that certain cosplayer?

>>28387652
"Alright. I'm sorry about the half-murder. Calling po po now."

>>28387652
Call an ambulance and run away

>>28387652
Retreat! Our job here is done!

And we're only going to make it worse.

>>28387652
so uh, you said the famous rena?
what do they say about me?

>>28387652
Apologise again and pull the arm out of her guts, it looks like it really hurts.

>>28387684
Yes, we must take the spoils of our victory.
>>28387695
How about scolding her anyway, then apologizing for being and sounding mean and helping to remove her arm.

>>28387652
Are... Are we really just so unlucky people are calling us famous now? Because this is not good either way.

>>28387652
famous what no what do you mean famous?
>>28387678
what kind of terrible person are you we don't want to splatter her head everywhere

>>28387652
"Okay, um, don't try something like this again. It's not nice."

>>28387652
Explain you REALLY don't like hurting people but MM+ put this curse on you and you can't stop doing it accidentally.

Call for people to take her to a prison hospital.

>>28387724
no, are you stupid? Just stop everything and leave

maybe intimidate her into saying it wasn't us

I don't know, maybe some down on his luck salary man beat her up because he always wanted to be a hero like in the comics he read as a kid

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>>28387652
continue the advance

>>28387735
sure, just NO FOREHEAD FLICK.
GOD NO

>>28387652
Lie down

Try not to cry

Cry a lot.

>>28387678
It's like you actually want to explode her head.

Just... just take her to jail, Rena. And then go somewhere where there's nothing to damage so you can get a grip on your new stronk.

>>28387770
>>28387740
Oh right, enhanced strength. I forgot. That would be very traumatic. Yes, let's not do violence here.

>>28387770
Yes, this. Go talk to Manlystache, he should have some way of controlling one's AWESOME POWER.
Maybe a restrainer suit?

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>>28387652
WHAT EXACTLY HAVE YOU HEARD

>>28387652
ok, i'm just gonna take you to the police station then.

that's cool, right? taking villains to the police? I don't bring them to the super hero association or some special jail?

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"I won't hurt you anymore! Just... Stop doing bad things."

JS: "Okay!"

"And give me your hat."

JS: "Here!"

>Rena has acquired a Cursed Hat.

"Also, what do you mean by famous..?"

JS: "Y-you're all they talk about at the Villain Association. Monster Master said you were a good fighter and you keep jumping ranks so quickly..."

"But I'm C-Class!"

JS: "Well that just adds to the mystery! Some say you got demoted for sleeping with a Villain..."

"What!?"

JS: "DON'T HURT ME!"

"I won't I... Just... You're under arrest."

>Jiang Shi is taken away to jail, still babbling about how she should have just fled when she could have.
>Rena stands there holding her new hat.

I'm not sure how I feel about this.

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>>28387788
>mfw we can actually do the training regimen
If we can avoid losing our hair, it might actually be a good idea to unlock our full powah.

Assuming we can control it better than this. Fuck this was not a good day.

>>28387374
>>28387652

Aw, shit. At this rate, we'll be the next King!

>>28387860
>wear cursed hat

>>28387860
Look on the bright side. You got a free hat.

>>28387860
>>Rena stands there holding her new hat.
Put the hat on.

Look at your tablet to see which villain are on your hit list.

>>28387860
Put the hat on!
What could possibly go wrong?

>>28387860
Put on the hat! That's definitely not a good idea!

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>>28387860
>>28387860
>sleeping with a Villain..."

I got nothing

>>28387907
we DID technically sleep with one

>>28387860
curl up into ball
try not to cry
cry anyway
>>28387876
>>28387895
>>28387897
We're already sorta a kinda partial semi maybe vampire, we don't need any more bad juju! Get it checked out and exorcised first!

It's like you like hurting her. Bad anons. Bad!

Everything is so terrible! We just wanted to take advantage of a flash sale and then someone wrecked our lasagna and then oh man why is this happening this sucks.

>>28387860
Battle momento get. Just don't wear the thing, curses and all.

>>28387943
That's it!
Let's go to the store!
And buy some snacks!

>>28387927
Look man Jiang Shi aren't the same as western vampires
It'll be fiiiiine

>>28387927
Eh, we grabbed the hat to wear it in the first place, and Rena has no idea it is cursed.

>>28387860
>"Well that just adds to the mystery! Some say you got demoted for sleeping with a Villain..."

FUCKING MM+

>>28387927
the only reason we know it's cursed is because it's named [cursed hat]

unless it is literally labelled

>>28387860
Welp, guess we can fight anybody with superstrength at this point. Look at our tablet and see if there are any fighter villains.

>>28387860
Put the hat on! What's the worst that could happen?

>>28388003
We did our job for the week. Now we hide until the doctor shows up.

>>28387998
Or in this case, NOT FUCKING MM

>>28387863
Yes, lets get a restraining suit and start working on our control.

To do:
Talk to Shadow Man to find out what the curse is on this cursed hat. Rena's not a thief - we can give it back later if it's harmless.
Buy a better phone. One of those ruggedized nigh-indestructable ones that does video calls and everything.
Buy a house with a panic room. Use the panic room as your bedroom and keep all your important stuff in there - no more waking up to find villains have victimized you in your sleep!
Get on a training regimen that's focused on control.

Dammit this is not proper befriending at all.

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>Rena does not believe in curses. She wears the hat.
>Nothing happens.

>>28387883
It doesn't even it.

>>28387863
No, it has not been so far. I really need to learn to control this. If that had been Bridgette or even Queen...

>>28388003
>Rena checks out her tablet. Listed on it are:

>Queen of the World
>Cliche Mobster
>Trapper.

>>28388019
We turn into an oriental vampire?

>Put hat on
>Become half jiang shi, half western vampire, half magical girl

Rena has to go and contract Lycanthropy, and get involved in a car accident and given experimental augments. Also maybe go back in time and arrange things so her dad is a dragon or something.

>>28388039
>>Cliche Mobster
Go fight cliche mobster and keep the hat on.

>>28388039
You've met your quota, right? You should probably lay low until the doctor shows.

>>28388039
It changed colors Rena you are some kind of hat wizard

>>28388039
Trapper seems easy.

>>28388039
let's go ask cliche mobster, politely, to stop being a mobster

>>28388039
Go visit Queen, she's friendly enough and we won't need to actually fight her.

>>28388039
Well, if it doesn't fit, it doesn't fit. I guess we can... keep it as a conversation piece? Take it off, anyway. No more fighting today.

Go to the Hero Association and see if we can find someone who can teach us how to not accidentally hurt people with super-strength?

>>28388039
take it off, you look like a sailor and sailors don't save the world or you'll be expected to dress in stupid costumes

do you actually have to stop any of them though? Haven't you done your weekly work?

>>28388003
look, it's pretty simple. We can't stay as a vampire.

Rena was just not genetically designed to be able to pull off the vamp look.

>>28388039
The Queen was having a concert (not that other Queen)? Maybe we should go listen.

>>28388039

>>Queen of the World

Something to calm down.

Go listen to her singing.

>>28388039
Call villain's association. Apologize for the inconvenience. Inform them of their error. Ask to have it corrected, if it's not too much trouble. Try to be assertive. Fail. Wish them a nice day anyway.

>>28388039
>Cliche Mobster

>>28388039
Mobster. His specialty is piles of mooks, which we can easily deal with using our super speed, super strength, and bulletproof hoodie.

>>28388039
Trapper. We can just busy up his machines that way.

>>28388039
>>Queen of the World

>>28388081
To clarify "inform them of their error", say that you didn't have sex with anyone. Saying we didn't "sleep with" someone is kind of a lie.

>>28388039
>is suffering from VAMPIRE'S CURSE
RENAFACE
>doesn't believe in curses
Yea, ok.

Trapper. Breaking traps is much less likely to get somebody hurt.

And at least CALL Shadow Man to find out about this hat. Don't be completely stupid.

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>>28388071
[x] Internet search vampire hero costumes.

I mean, look.
Tan.
Buxom.
Luxuriously long hair.
Zero freckles.

This is a long list of things which Rena does not have.

>>28388129
Oh god no, please don't do the Queen. Our willpower is absolute garbage, especially for cute girls.

>>28388039
>Trapper is an actual trap

do it do it do it DO IT

>>28388189
>This is a long list of things which Rena does not have.

You know we have a Hero lab and a whole lot of cash to fix that, right?

>>28388189
Clearly, what we need to do is go to a costume store, fail entirely to dress up like a sexy vampire and then subject MM+ to it so she can see the tragedy she has inflicted upon the world.

Hey we have fished our villain of the week. Lets take a break. How about learning to bake.

>>28388189
>Tan
>Vampire
but

what

>>28388302
Rena is way too flat to dress as sexy anything.

>>28388039
Cliche Mobster.

Side note, buy a diary and a camera for the Queen of the World.
She said she always loses her memories when she's defeated, this should help her at least remember us as a friend - and who knows, maybe even get her to join our side.

>>28388323
vampirella.

Besides, there's no way to win here. It's either tan or pallid white. With freckles.

>>28388329
sexy reverse trap?

>>28388329

See >>28388292

I'm fully convinced that breast enlargement, hair extensions and freckle-removal is fully within the capabilities of a facility that can accidentally implant brains in extinct animals.

>>28388329
that is exactly the point.

Once MM+ sees how completely we fail to pull of the sexy vampire look, she will have no choice but to turn Rena back to normal.

>>28388292
>>28388358
I don't like what you're implying we should do.

>>28388358
I don't think Rena is willing to change her body because you want her to wear sexy vampire clothing, anon.

>>28388358
>and then Bridgette didn't even recognise Rena anymore

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>>28388189
>>28388329
>>28388071
>>28388358

...

Anyway let's go see this Cliche Mobster. Mooks and bullets are no problem for me! Just need to make sure not to throw, punch, hug, flick, or run into anything!

>Rena hurries and goes to find the Cliche Mobster. It appears he is running some sort of illegal activities by the docks. Once he spots Rena dozens of his lackeys appear.

CM: "Rena, eh? You ain't gonna take me down. Gang, get 'er!"

>They begin firing at Rena. The bullets mostly bounce off of her but they still sting, especially when they hit her face.

Ow ow ow!
This hurts!

>Rena's suit can withstand bullets but not forever.

>>28388358
I'm fully convinced that you're one creepy ass fuck

>>28388408
charge the boss while flailing arms and crying

>>28388408
Duck behind something, and tell him how you don't want to hurt him and his minions.

Then throw a car at them as a warning.

>>28388408
Grab one of the henchman and use it like a baseball bat to beat the other up.

>>28388408
Grab their guns and break them (also their hats).

>>28388408

[x] THROW THE HAT

>>28388408
Use a dumpster as a shield
Nobody will get mad if a dumpster is shot

Make sure there are not kittens and puppies inside dumpster first

>>28388408
Too many to fight directly. You're going to have to pull the Arkham Asylum Batman routine and hide in the shadows to pick them off one by one.

>>28388445
Or this. This could work, too.

>>28388408
"Those are robots or something, right? Not real people?"
Crash through the dock, move under the Cliche Mobster using your vampiric hearing to track where he is, then rip the ground out from under him.

>>28388408
charge thru the hail of bullets and tackle the boss

>>28388408
Bend the gun barrels with your vampire strength, then tell them to surrender

>>28388408
"Ow, Ow! What the hell, man, what are you even shooting me with, BB pellets? If you want to kill me, at least fire actual bullets!"

>>28388408
Run up and smash their guns.

>>28388408
pretend you're a bowling ball and the henchmen are the pins

>>28388408
run around squeaking and crash into valuable illegal enterprise boxes, breaking their profits

ROCK THROW CANNON

>>28388469
>Those are robots or something, right? Not real people?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag_AFraxj-4

>>28388408
Take away their guns. Then befriend the fuck out of them. We are NOT going to do stuff that might kill them.

>all newsroom
yes, us killing people would be covered by all the newsrooms, captcha

Seriously, why does Rena keep fightan bad guys if she doesn't want to be high rank?

>>28388546
Because it gets her money, and because if she doesn't she's fired.

>>28388546
She's C-rank. She has to fight at least one villian a week if she wants to keep her job.

And for all that it's insane and suicidal, it pays way better than her old cashier's job.

>>28388578
>>28388568
But... We have money. We have so much money.

We do still have money, right?

>>28388578
Also, we'd feel kind of guilty about all the shit Magical Girl Sparkle has done for us if we just up and quit now.

actually you know what maybe let's stop catching criminals a while

Mobster guy, you win, I'm going to go catch a movie. You guys want to catch a movie?

>>28388610
If we become a true vampire, we could high command to become a double agent on the villain side.

>>28388610
Okay, that's a much better reason than money.

>>28388624
If we become a true vampire we will be MM+'s bitch

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"Hey, these aren't like real people, right?"

>The bullets stop for a moment.

CM: "What? No. I summoned they. They're my gang. How the hell are you still standin'?"

"So they're not real? Awesome."

>Rena runs up to one of them in the blink of an eye and picks him up. She swings him and knocks over the rest sending them flying away.

Wow this is actually kinda fun.

CM: "This ain't possible!"

>The Cliche Mobster flees

>>28388624
Look, we're not going villian. Anti Hero will kill us dead within a week. She has a DEMON in her brain. Demons beat vampires. It's like a rock paper scissors thing.

>>28388408
Lead them to an alley, then get behind them and block them in with a dumpster

>>28388658
Lets go defeat the trapper then.

Hoping for a reverse trap.

>>28388658
Grab the Penguin, I mean Cliche Mobster.

Just be careful not to accidentally kill him.

>>28388646
> Rena is disturbingly confused by that thought.
I mean MM is Best Enemy, but her sister is just scary. And hot.

>>28388658
Guys, if we keep defeating enemies this easily, we're going to go up in rank again.

>>28388658
Go home Rena, learn to bake

>>28388658
We shouldn't be relying on our strength so much if we're going to lose it in a couple of days. That'll get us in much more trouble down the line.

Instead, try to call the police on your phone and tell them which way he's going.

>>28388658
Wait, chase down Cliché Mobster and steal his hat.

>>28388712
But stop by costume store and obtain woefully underfilled sexy vampire costume first.

Jesus, just how strong are vampires? were a half vampire, and were throwing rocks through peoples arms and using man sized robots as clubs.

lets not get into any more fights, lets go do some training to get used to our new strength before we accidentally kill someone.

>>28388658
STOP FIGHTING VILLAINS. You will rank up again and go through the whole thing that you went through already if you keep this up!

>>28388658
Super speed and cut him off, ask him to turn himself in because we don't want to hurt him.

Also ask if he knows the secret to making good lasagna. He's a cliche Italian mobster, so we should expand our culinary knowledge.

>>28388692
grab him as lightly as you would a wounded person, but be sure to remind him that while that is only your current mindset, it could be a reality

>>28388715
>We shouldn't be relying on our strength so much if we're going to lose it in a couple of days.
>lose it
lelnope

>>28388658
Run after him and grab him CAREFULLY.

And while you have him in nelson hold try to explain that you have never slept with a villain and it is all lies spread by MM+ and you're actually really harmless and didn't just rip Jiang Shi's arm off and impale her with it and you're really sorry about all that.

>>28388739
traditionally a fledgling vampire like Rena gets most of the strengths of a full vampire, but the thirst starts to mount up pretty quickly. Especially if they're using their powers extensively.

>>28388760
nothing about his hat?

>>28388658
Are those Thompsons sub machine guns?

Rena, please keep one, think of mobster movies

>>28388658
Steal his hat.

>>28388658
...Why do I feel that we are being tempted by the dark gods?

Don't give into the temptation to remain a vampire, Rena!

>>28388750
lol yup

>>28388658
Remain a vampire, Rena. If you don't do it you'll wind up dead and or poor.

>>28388658
stop fighting villains

We did too much already

>>28388774
Oh yeah better mention her cool hat too. Does it make Rena look fat?

>>28388766
ok in that case we should definitely be done fighting villeins for the day. we should look into getting some cows blood or something to see if we can avoid having to drink human blood.

>>28388823
but vampires are undead, Anon!

Besides, vampires have way too many well known weaknesses.

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Okay okay I'm done fighting him.
I'll call the police.

>>28388799
>>28388723
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>Rena walks down the street with a new hat. The Cliche Mobster has been arrested and she gained a check worth $5,000 for her hard work.

I kinda like being all strong. I don't have to run around and cry anymore!

>>28388884
GO fight the trapper!

>>28388884
Too bad we have to go see the doctor!

>>28388884
Be careful Rena! The call of Power is seductive, but don't let it rule you!

You're going to get beat soon, if you're not careful, and villains don't play around.

>>28388884
Go do Chet Manlystache's exercise regimen. The whole thing. No more villain fighting the rest of the week, just training hard.

>>28388884
Keep an eye out for MM+

you're being too carefree, she'll be on you for your blood like white on rice.

Unless you WANT to become a full vampire.

>>28388884
you were still running around crying rena, it's just this time it was because you accidentally hurt someone

>>28388884
>I kinda like being all strong. I don't have to run around and cry anymore!
This must be how Caped Baldy felt ALL THE TIME.

>>28388884
Noooo! Don't give into temptation! Go hang out with some heroes to deflate your self esteem. Especially Magical Girl Sparkle.

Check our tablet just in case there are any interesting villains about, by the way.

>>28388884
Deal with the Trapper, then go do the MANLY exercise.

>>28388884
Let's go home and rest.

>>28388884
But what about MM+, Rena?
What if she catches you off-guard again and makes you her vampire thrall? How can you be MM's friend if you are a mindless slave?

>>28388884

Queeeeen

If we get defeated we go down in ranks.

>>28388884
Time to get off the clock, too many caught perps will move you to B-rank again. Training seems pointless right now so... go fraternize at Hero Assoc?

>>28388737
costume shop, woefully underfill sexy vampire costume.

>>28388966
nonono, go home and learn to cook

>>28388957
> Rena shivers again at the thought of Bridgettes disturbing hot sister.

>>28388884
Did we ever meet Mantis Shrimp Man? Let's do that if we haven't.

>>28388884
Stitch the hats together.

Every time we beat a villain with a hat, steal it and stitch it to the hat tower.

>>28388922
OR DOES SHE?

>>28388658
He fled, and trying to STOP him would probably get him hurt. We DO NOT want to hurt him.

Call MM. Find out what's going on there, and ask her to tell her sister you're a punch-clock hero and only MM's nemesis so Anti-Hero won't murder her.

We also want to talk to Shadow Man about JS's hat.

Visit Chet Manlystache. Tell him what MM+ did to you, how you accidentally traumatized poor JS, and that you need to learn how to control these powers while you have them

>>28389009
We haven't. We also haven't met the rangers.

Shit. I just thought of a compelling reason to get rid of this vampirism as soon as possible.

Animals REALLY don't like vampires. And we have Kitty.

>>28389051
the whole mind slave to MM+ is just a side concern

>>28389083
We are already her physical slave. Mostly.

>>28389051
Kitty didn't seem to mind too much.

Really, the ideal would be to lock in the half vamprism, so that it can't proceed to full vamprism. Because not being able to go out in the sun would suuuuuck

>>28389083
I think concern is the wrong word.

(also, I'm pretty sure MM+ isn't trying to make us a slave for HER benefit, it's so Bridgette can control us with her powers - she's trying to make us a minion for her lil sis

Which is still... kinda hot... but lewd).

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>>28388967
I'm feeling pretty good. I don't want to make myself sad again.

I think I'll just go home and chill for now. I really don't want to hop back up again in rank. That would waste all of Magical Girl Sparkle's work.

>Rena runs back to her home. She manages to reach it in record time. However, there appears to be someone standing outside of her apartment...

>>28388884
Rena. This is very important.

Do you feel...euphoric, by any chance?

>>28389150
S-shadow man?

>>28389150
"Uh, excuse me, can I help you?"

>>28389150
>Ummmmmmm who are you?

>>28389150
Investigate mysterious person.

>>28389150
uh, who?

>>28389150
Well? What is it?

>>28389150
I assume we don't know this person since you way "someone" so... approach silently and cough politely behind their back.

>>28389150
Stop awkwardly and shuffle for a bit. Is it the doctor?

Either way, invite them inside and put some tea out for your guest. We may be a horrid vampire, but we are a polite one.

>>28389163
Wait, WHAT?!

>>28389150
omg
we inspired a junior hero
top lel

>>28389150
Say hello to the nice doctor man

>>28389150
>I don't want to make myself sad again.
(FWIW, I think you could totally pull off the tux, but we're trying to play up our weaknesses to make MM+ take pity on us)

>>28389150
>Apprentice.

>>28389150
Gonna take a shot in the dark and say Monster Marauder is interested in us now.

>>28389190
I think this is our date!

>>28389236
from the way MGS described Monster Marauder, this isn't him.

>>28389236
If we survive a date with monster Marauder, we are going back to A rank.

>>28389236
pretty sure he would look a million times more impressive

and just look at the cape man
that cape screams "I am a hero"

>>28389258
I guess not. Hence shot in the dark.

>>28388658

Okay, call it a day already, Rena! You don't want to rank up again, do you? AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD/DIETY OF YOUR CHOOSING/CAT/OBJECT OF AFFECTION/WORSHIP, DON'T ABANDON YOUR HUMANITY! Totally not worth it, heard some vampire lost his head and was buried under the sea, or something.

>>28389269
Well, the monster family has been known for their shapeshifting skills.

>>28389250
lol we should follow up on that sometime
maybe now since we're done hunting villains