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"Wait, ryoko was the hoon, right? What genre are we in?" You ask and glare at the ground for a second. "Why the hell am I Aussie?!"

"Risa! Don't worry! If you attack the soul king now with your friendship blast you will turn them from a baddie into a goodie!" A man(?) explains, his shirt flapping open to reveal a highly effeminate torso.

"Who the-" You start.

"Just leave it to the, great me! Because my love for you is a Burning fire! That's why I am called Fuego!" He shouts, his pants also slowly unzipping on their own.

"Oh, figures you. Who else?" You look around.

"My magical love wand will help support you!" Akira shouts and you see he is now an effeminate boy(?) in a skirt with shorts under it, a top with far too little clothing for your taste, and a small cat thing on his shoulder with a third eye in its forehead. "With my magical familiar fu-tan I will be able to defend-"

"Bored of you." You state looking at the group.

You frown for a few moments before you realize that Sin-Fin is missing, but no sooner have you noticed that then you finally turn around and see Sin-Fin with exceedingly long hair set into childish pig tails. She unzips her shirt and exposes her chest to you before grabbing your hand and placing it on her small breast. You tilt your head in confusion as she takes a deep breath. "Kya! Pervert!" She shouts before a sharp feeling of pain penetrates your abdomen.

You feel a sticky red pool form and start to weigh down your clothes. Sin-Fin retracts the knife and you see a small crimson spray and you realize dimly the large knife must have cut into something important. Sin-fin continues stabbing into you, over and over as you blink in confusion, seemingly uncaring about her open shirt. You finally fall and things get hazy as you ask "Why?"
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"I-It's not because I l-l-like you or anything!" Sin-Fin replies.

"How is that an endearing character trait?" You demand and Ryouichi steps forward clenching his fist

"Yeah, take it to the hoop!"

"I don't know what that means!" You moan weakly as the world becomes dimmer, your extremities already cold and numb.

"Touchdown! Let's eat hotdogs!" Ryouichi shouts pulling out some of those rice ball things.

As you lay in the sticky pool of scarlet, you realize dimly that your fingers feel wet.

You are dead.

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You wake up and throw aside the blanket that was covering you and take in a deep breath as you sit up quickly. You rum a hand over your face and shiver as the cold sweat covering your body makes the cool room seem freezing. You glance up and frown. "What happened?" You ask.

"Oh, sensei." Ryoko says from the other side of the room. She crawls over some lumpy vague forms, and smiles. "You opened a garganta into my room and started mumbling something about 'best scrub' before falling over. I didn't know what to do with her so I just left her with you." Ryoko states and you look over.

Zweity bitey is curled up close by you, with two of your fingers of your right hand in her mouth. She is slowly drinking in the tiniest drops of your broken and damaged go juice and also getting your fingers really wet, so you pull them out of her mouth and look at Ryoko.

"So I just showed up out of nowhere in your room?" You ask and she nods.

"Yeah, it was pretty shocking, but you went to sleep almost right away so I just sort of gave you a blanket and went on with my business." She explains as one of the lumps she was at stirs.
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You frown as you sniff the air, the stench of sex, sweat, and alcohol fills the room in a sort of muggy haze. You blink as you realize this means you were too late. Morals are dead. Premarital sex will lead to the downfall of all civilization. Ryoko isn't pure anymore, we can no longer use her in our plans to catch a unicorn. "Wait, can't I do it?"

Virginity doesn't reset after death. Like, solid 70% certain on that. Considering I am only 30% certain any of this is real that is sort of impressive really. "What happened?" You ask and Ryoko moves to answer but you hold up a finger to her. Oh, we went back to Hueco for the gun and Zweity to get her started on her training. You didn't have enough go juice to open a portal, I told you as much and then you told me "Go cock yourself fuck meat." And forced open a door anyway despite it opening up your wounds again.

"That explains stuff. Alright then, I assume I missed the captain meeting?" You ask and Ryoko shrugs.

"Nothing cool happened. They agreed to hold off until they have made enough of the mod souls and fake bodies to do the fighting and then look at the issue again." She answers.

"I see. Well, looks like I have a little bit of time." You say and stand up to...

[]Talk to Ryoko about stuff. Like, orgy why?
[]Go talk to Ryouichi about Zweity Bitey
[]Go talk to Mari about Zweity Bitey
[]Go talk to Akira
[]You feel recovered enough. To hue co.!
[]Other, please specify
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>>28422396
>Talk to Ryoko about stuff. Like, Orgy, why?
>Introduce your adopted daughter hybrid abomination made by the late, great Bastidores Furioso. All the hunger of Bount and Hollows with all the ambient energy absorption power of the quincies.

>>28422396

Talk to Ryoko, learn about her training while we were an astronaut and killed Cain... also commenting on how Loki is a dick...

>>28422396
>[x]Go talk to Mari about Zweity Bitey

How do into parenting

>>28422688
Loki is a dick.

>>28422396
[x]Talk to Ryoko about stuff. Like, orgy why?
Is this more of her berserker thing?
And introduce our lovable abomination of an adopted daughter. I've got a good feeling about this one, compared to Ryouichi.

>>28422741
Yeah, being a complete sociopath makes him less fun.

>>28422760
If he doesn't feel, then he can't be trolled. And it feels like he'll become an annoying obstacle instead of an amusing diversion. Or maybe that's just me.

>>28422396
Odds on Akira knew this would cause us to keep over? Shifty bastard.
>Introduce the bityest scrub to everyone

Sooooo, how many shinigami has Ryoko just slept with?

>>28422741

Ryo had our gift, but did not have us to guide him... To make up for this mistake, we must dote over Zweity....

Then our Third Child will be perfect!!!

Also, we should also throw the essence of other beings into the Third tank.... I'm thinking fragments of Gods... that should make for an excellent Third Child....

>>28423092
Play house for a bit with Jäger?

Man, this 'being injured' thing sucks, and we don't have Hollow whiskey and Hollow drugs to get high on and have a trip with Jäger with now that the Doc is dead.

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"You okay sensei? You look like, well, you look pretty damn bad." Ryoko points out as you unsteadily get onto your feet.

"Fine, fine. Just, okay so I gave monologue the OK for an entertainment system and she is watching either too little or too much late night Japanese TV." You explain, taking a deep breath of the stagnant air and feeling nostalgic.

"Orgy, why?" You ask sitting back down and Ryoko looks back at the mass of bodies.

"Because it's the end of times, and it feels really, really good. Besides, I am a super cool viking berserker. 'Grrr, give me boys and meat for humping, rawr!'" She mimes like the incredible hulk for a second before shaking her head and shrugging. "You are the last person I would expect to be judgmental about it though." She seems like she feels betrayed a bit and you give her an even stare.

"You were my plan for catching a unicorn. They only like virgin girls, probably a phallic sex thing. You were my last shot and you just go and throw it away." You growl and she looks confused.

"Unicorn? I don't- Oh, Oh! Those horse things with the horn? You don't have to make excuses you know." She leans back against her hands and looks to the side in a method that you think is meant to be defiant. "I am just some teenaged girl and I am having sex with random people because I think it's fun. You are my teacher and-"
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>>28422396
>[x]Talk to Ryoko about stuff. Like, orgy why?

>>28423143

Still have the Whiskey. 42 makes that, Doc only made the fun pills.... probably for the best that we've finished off his supply of those.... well, the best for HueCo, not Risa...

>>28423143
Get Jaeger something to dote on?

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You scoot in close and she pauses. You give her an even stare, one that you probably gave scrubs before you ate them, before saying "Ryoko, I am some sort of cat monster. I just broke into maybe heaven and got shit stomped by a fallen angel who then proceeded to fight other angels while triggering an apocalypse at the same time Loki, a half frost giant half godling, god of fire, used me to break open the cage of a giant wolf he gave birth to. Vampires are a thing with mozzies, there is a voice that lives in my head who may be all knowing but is off their ass half the time, and my pants house an inter-dimensional entity who stores my snacks. If someone tells me there is such a thing as a magical virginity horse I am going to damn well believe them." You explain calmly, making sure your voice stays steady.

She leans back from you further until she falls on her back and nods. "Okay. Magical virginity horse it is."

"Good, so what sort of training have you been doing while I have been gone?" You ask resting back on your bottom.

"Well, nothing much. I hit some stuff, drank, punched some more stuff, went to sleep, then ate. It just sort of progresses. Friedhelm and kouta have been training some. More just Kouta trying to get stronger and Friedhelm sort of being a cunt actually." She brushes some of her blonde hair out of her eyes. "Nothing else has really been going on." She explains as one of the lumpy forms gets up.
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It is a shinigami, an innocent looking one from the fourth squad you think. He looks to be in his young teens and has dark hair and a slender build. On his naked torso you see scratch marts and some welts and interesting bruises forming. He sees the two of you, looks down at his own state of undress, and then quickly covers up. You see a few more of the lumps moving but you ignore it.

"So what happened with you?" Ryoko, or Kyoko, Or Harold, fucking hell, finally asks. "You have some sort of world changing adventure?"

"I went to the Hueco Mundo moon. Killed it. Then the fallen angel you probably heard about. Scary stuff. Oh! Plus, Zweity Bitey. I made her in a machine womb out of science. You may be impressed if you like." You nod and Ryoko furrows her brow.

"Why do you call her Zweity Bitey?" She asks.

"Because she bites. Obviously. Do keep up." You explain standing up and resolving to go show Zweity off.

You remember that you have to make her training schedule with some one, first you go see...
[]Ryouichi, he is sort of a sociopath, but he needs bonding time with his sister.
[]Mari, her family has a nazi in it, but I am sort of attracted to all three of them.
[]Just drag her around with you while you go meet with someone else
[]Go talk to Akira. You have a gun to give him and he might know Zweity Bitey's future! Because he is super trustworthy.
[]Other, please specify
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>>28423208
>[x]Go talk to Akira. You have a gun to give him and he might know Zweity Bitey's future! Because he is super trustworthy.

>>28423208
Onwards! To nazis!

>>28423208
>TETSUOOOOO....I mean, go see Akira.

>>28423208
[x]Go talk to Akira. You have a gun to give him and he might know Zweity Bitey's future! Because he is super trustworthy.
Well, at least as far as he knows what will happen to him if he betrays us.
Unless he's using his future sight to plan some sort of Xanatos Gambit to use us to prevent the end of the world.

>>28423208

Go to Akira. Give him the Gun, introduce Zweity Bitey then declare SCIENCE! as a preferred alternative to multiple warring Pantheons...

Then we take her to Quincy Lessons. She can learn from Kota and his mum, while we teach Friedhelm why the Nazi's lost to the British....

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>>28423298
>Give him the G

Oh boy Hollow Quest! I hope we actually get to DO thinks other than stumble around and take drugs.

>>28423393
Doctor is dead. The drugs are gone. We mourn their departure. They were to young. To innocent.

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>>28423438
good night sweet Prince

>>28423393
We can do things to people with drugs? If Ryoko has become an overly sexed up party girl we should hit the club with her and a few others for a girls night out. Sure we don't have a sex drive, but we do have all the party drive. Get Sin Fin, Shiba, and Jagerbombs to come with us.

Zweity has to stay home, she's too young.
Ryouichi can babysit.

>>28423438
The world will never see another quite as impressive as he. Unless Zweity has as big a brain as her other assets. Given how quickly she's adapting since her birth, tat might well be the case.

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>>28423469
>mfw Bitey becomes the rainman of unethical super science

>>28423469
There's no party like an arrancar party.

>>28423469
surely we can at least go through the motions

would it be a waste of a fob watch if we used it for a booty call(s)

>>28423581
BRILLIANT!
We still don't know how the good doctor managed it...
But these are thoughts for later, right now we have a scrubs debut to organise, a body to heal and a king to dethrone

>>28423581
>I thought Fob Watch was just a power, not a literal fob watch. We can use it more than once.

>hmm...


>>28423619
Next time we see Loki, let's fob watch into one of our past meals and...oh my god...

Oh my god I have an idea. I know he's a sociopath, but what if we took Loki up on his offer while fobbed watched as Ryouichi's mom and give him the tape and make him think he's half...well...1/4th norse god 1/4 jotun.

>>28423688

We can't troll him by getting a rise or reaction out of him, but we can troll him by making him think he's hotter shit than he actually is so he gets his shit stomped in again by a stronger opponent.

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>>28423688
someone needs to write this if Azure doesn't

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"Let's go see Akira." You state. Because he is so trustworthy! "That sounded like sarcasm. Or looked like sarcasm, I never really figured out if you were just words in my head or if I actually heard you." The belief on how I am perceived varies person to person. "Person to person?" You ask as you grab Zweitey bitey's wrist and gently lead her around with you. Yeah, they get it. Anyway, I am just sort of not really trusting people with more eyes than two.

"Seems an oddly specific thing to not trust." You point out. Look, all I am saying is Ryouichi got his power because he is a freak and was fucked with, right? Ryoko got stuff because the Nordic gods are sort of half assing the universe or what ever, while the twincies got it via Nazi magic which, I guess, is also sort of Norse. Sort of makes sense why the vikings and them hate each other more now. "Okay, and?" You ask as you see Akira on the other side of the shrine, the morning sun giving you enough light to navigate by as the morning fog starts to burn away.

Where do Akira's powers come from?

"Well, third eye. So, maybe hindu?" You ask. Yeah, possible. Lots of myths about seeing the future and shit like that. Including the Christian mythology. Could be a prophet of God if the track record holds.

"I don't remember the bible saying the prophets would have three eyes and would be all sorts of vague about the future." You point out. Very true, but they also didn't say that fallen angels would be giant kingfishers either, nor did it say shit about great old ones.

"Well, so what if he is that thing?" You ask as you get close to Akira, his smile as patient as always. Who says God is on our side?

You furrow your brow at that sobering thought and raise your arm in a salute to Akira. "Yo, Akira. Here, got you a piece. We call them pieces now, because we are deliciously urban." You explain while throwing the gun towards him.
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He catches it easily as Zweity starts pulling at you and making sounds I tune out. "Thank you. It is unfinished though." He states and you shrug.

"It looks like it works, just has some bells and whistles that need patching on. Think of it as me trying to give you an interest in things other than acting like a future seeing guy of some sort.

Zweity tugs at your shirt gently, but you grumble back "In a minute." Before looking Akira in the eyes.

He is as unreadable as ever, his deep eyes becoming impossibly deeper int he time you have not seen him. You nod and decide to ask "What can your psychic powers tell me about her." You tilt your head back towards where Zweity is tugging on your shirt some more.

"Well, I can tell you a great many things. For starters, that seems to be Ryoko." He says and you blink.

You turn and instead of the generously endowed dark skinned pseudo daughter you are used to, it is the blonde haired delinquent girl you are holding by the wrist. You think to yourself and remember that Zweity was, in fact, on the other side of you. You nod, realizing your mistake and figuring out that I didn't tell you that you grabbed the wrong person because I find your troubled face to be erotic in ways you would not even find in the most disgusting magazines. A scream from the other side of the shrine makes you sigh and look back at Akira. "Two ticks"

You run off to the other side of the shrine and find Zweity biting on the arms of Ryoko's boy harem. Several bite marks already line the naked, nubile bodies of the shinigami and you can see she is taking only a bit from all of them. "No Zweity! Bad! Bad!" You shout running over and pulling her off another of the slender boys.

The bite marks mix with countless others and you note that not all of them seem to be zweiteys. You gently scold her while the shinigami grab a few of the swords they left propped up on the wall.
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"That monster! The hell is that! Fucking hollows, attacking us while we are asleep." One of them shouts.

"Yeah, sorry, she is going through hollow" You pause. "Girl problem teething. Yeah, hollow girl problem teething." You nod.

"That isn't a thing which-" Another of the shinigami start but you look at him as if he just punched your mum which makes him shut up.

"Oh, I'm sorry. Please, let's hear the male shinigami-" You emphasize the last of the words and the gazes in the room flick to him. "Tell us about hollow girl problems. Please, go ahead, enlighten me, who has only been living as a hollow girl for since, oh I dunno, forever. You clearly know better than I do, so go on. Tell me." You state and as he stands there dumb founded you stride away with Zweity Bitey in hand. Fucking nailed it.

You make your way towards Akira, checking back every once and a while to make sure we are not fucking with you and finally make it back to Akira, who seems to be messing with a few of the smaller parts of the gun. He nods to you as you approach and you point to Zweity, who has taken to chewing on her thumb with one of her vampire mouth hands. "Future. See. Talk." You grumble.

He sighs and looks at you calmly. "She can be a great many things, or just a stepping stone on the path of something much greater and far worse. If she dies you may be able to delay the wolf queen's death, and if she lives she may be able to prevent it or cause it." He explains. "Too many possibilities not directly related to what ever strange force rules this power makes it hard to get accurate visions." He explains.

Well, poop buckets.
[]Ask him something else
[]Go show Zweity off to someone
[]Back to Hueco
[]Have Zweity take some time training with someone
[]Other, please specify
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>>28423854
>[x]Ask him something else

do you like being an oracle?

>>28423854
>Prevent Jaeger's death
We be building a bodyguard perhaps?
>Magical nazi time

>>28423854
>MAGICAL NAZI TIME

>>28423854
So his response was "She can do a lot of stuff, maybe be a lot of things, iunno."

Goddamnit Akira why are you so useless.

Has Sin Fin met Bitey yet?

>>28423943
>He's intentionally being vague, otherwise he knows we'll become overly reliant on his powers and that will end up costing us down the line. He's such a thoughtful young scrub.

>>28423854

Can you use your mind magic's to grant her mastery over language? or at least to a level similar to the standard person?

>>28423965
He's being vague about things that could prevent the death of Jaeger. He could do much more to help prevent it.

>>28423854
>[x]Ask him something else

You seem to be able to predict things that can happen soon or immediately in combat. I've seen you do that several times already. What can I do right now that would help prevent the wolf queen's death?

Also, what could be the consequences of the wolf queen's death?

>>28423965
Then he's an asshole, because Jaeger's life is on the line here.

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"Do you like being an oracle?" You ask, sudden curiosity striking you as you turn to leave.

"I suppose it's better than not. Sort of annoying when I go to watch a movie or read a book and suddenly I know how the story goes without actually going through it. Kills the adventure. But at the same time I can also walk into gambling joints and just sort of win at everything I do. It has its ups and downs." He answers.

"Oh yeah? Still, not very effective fighting mechanism." You say, maybe a touch smug.

He blinks at you, and you see his third eye open and close for a moment. "New doctor who episodes will be made in a few years. All of them will suck and will become an American slice of life sitcom. The TaRDiS is destroyed and the doctor has to get an office job and has to interact with his flat mates through all the rest of his regenerations. He eventually marries and settles in Cardiff with wacky neighbors and he eventually gets over shadowed by the ethnic boy he adopts with the silly catchphrases." He states.

"No, that- That can't be right." You mumble and he smiles, a cold and calculating thing.

"And who is the one who can see the future?" He asks.

You leave, before any more of his dark untruths make you wish to end your life. Unlife. Double unlife.

You make your way over to the Magical nazis, well not nazis except for the one that is. Mari is bringing a large bag of supplies and kouta is helping them. Friedhelm is not carrying anything and is making his old mum walk up the stairs by herself. Talk about gratitude.
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"Hey there Mari and kouta." You greet them before pushing Zweity Bitey forward.

"This is Zweity Bitey. The name is not just an adorable nickname, though it is that." You nod, well aware of her biting methods. "Still, she has quincy abilities and fostering them would be worthwhile." You explain.

"I see. Hello there, uh, Bitey?" Mari offers and you notice Kouta is eying her with a hungry look in his eyes. The same sort of look his brother has for legs, really.

What do you want to say?
[]Could you train her?(1 week)
[]Just wanted to get her familiar with you.
[]Tell kouta he will have to treat her like a right lady if he wants to do some wooing
[]Tell them she is like a child
[]Ask her something
[]Go show Ryouichi
[]Other, please specify
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>>28424184
>[X]Tell them she is like a child
>[X]Tell kouta he will have to treat her like a right lady if he wants to do some wooing

Didn't know he was into that sort of thing. Still, different strokes for different folks!

Oh and also >[X]Could you train her?(1 week)

>>28424184
>[]Tell kouta he will have to treat her like a right lady if he wants to do some wooing
>[]Tell them she is like a child or retarded

careful, She's teething

>>28424184
>Tell them she is like a child in mind at this stage.
>Kouta, you tap that when she is still not done brain cooking or do anything untoward to her that isn't treating her like a right lady, I tap you, and not in the fun way. An adoptive mother has certain responsibilities and I take them as seriously as teaching which I remain the best at.

>>28424184
>Get familiar
>She is a child
She has existed for about a day, so I think she's doing rather well! She's no longer killing random people, only biting them. Still hasn't go the whole language thing down though.

>>28424203

sounds good.

Also mention that she is what.... 2 days old?

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"Kouta, I am shocked. I had no idea you went for that." You state looking at the young man.

He gives you a serious look and says "Sensei, I am a teenaged boy. Her breasts are bigger than her head. She is part supernatural predator which is both exotic and has a whole taming a wild beast thing going on. Her ass looks like I could bounce my whole damn wallet off of it. How exactly am I the strange one?" He asks and Mari gives him a reproachful look.

"She is also, like, two days old and honestly knows nothing about the world." You reply and Kouta puts up his hands in mock surrender. Seems he doesn't diddle kids. "How are you two related?" You ask looking back and forth between Kouta and Friedhelm, the latter of which is scowling.

"Well, if she is a kid that is a different story. I go for older women myself, so it just isn't meant to be." He sighs and shrugs before looking at Zweity who is holding onto your sleeve with her fingers. "Say, want to learn how to make a laser sword" He asks.

Zweity looks to you then to the others before nodding a bit. Kouta offers her his hand and leads her off, explaining how laser swords are cool, mostly by making sound effects with his mouth.

You watch as Kouta starts reenacting part of star wars in front of Zweity and nod, satisfied. You agree with Mari to leave her with them for a week. As you turn to leave you see Akira talking with Ryouichi, the strange sociopathic smile on Ryouichi's face as Akira explains something to him with his third eye open all the way. You are about to call out to them but they split at once, and you see Ryouichi scowling.

Eye people.
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>>28424524
Of course they're still getting along.

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You now have a week to do things. During this week you can focus on one particular thing you want to do and one special thing

YOU ELECT TO HAVE MARI TAKE BITEY!

??? CHANGES!

"The fuck?" You ask looking up. Just trying a new system mate. Pay me no mind.

Regular week:
[]Focus on resting
[]Help out in the lab to make more stuff
[]Research
[]Training
[]Hang out with a group(Shrine or Hue Co.)
[]Hang out with someone in particular
[]Other, please specify

Special event:
[]Deal with Rapesloth.
[]Girl's night out
[]Bring some of the hollows over to the shrine
[]Try to break into soul society
[]Other, please specify
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>>28424583
>[x]Research
look for some Bastidores notes I guess

>[x]Bring some of the hollows over to the shrine

bring Dom, morale boosts everywhere! (nobody saw/remembers him getting his ass whooped by Caim right?)

>>28424583
>REGULAR
=Other: Rest while watching TV...perhaps try to understand the MTV that our shittier students liked. We may have to steal a neighbor's cable.

>SPECIAL
-Girls Night OUT

>>28424583
I want to see what rapesloth has been doing.

>>28424583
Train/Rapesloth

We can't afford to leave him unattended!

>>28424583
>[]Focus on resting
>[]Research: Hollow GoJuice

>[]Deal with Rapesloth.
>[]Girl's night out

>>28424740
Please choose only one of each.

>>28424583

RESEARCH!!!! Bastidores Notes! Gotta Collect Em All!!!

Special; SCIENCE!!!

>>28424788
[x] Research: Gojuice
[x] Deal w/ Rape

>>28424583
[X] Research : everything bastidores was up to
[X] event PARTY! Girls night out with short fin, jaegerbombs, mari, nofunigami, zweity, ryoko etc etc

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You spend the week researching random things. Not spending your time training or fighting allows you to recover a little, but not as much as if you had just rested. You look around Bastidorus' lab for anything which can give you a hint as to what he was up to in there, or at least something which will make ice cream. You discover a few unnerving things. Around the lab while cleaning and looking through notes you will find a mix tape, evidently published the day before, with highly accurate detailed recounts of your exploits in rap form. You decide not to tell anyone about it.

The end of the week is spent going on a girl's night out of sorts to a dance club with Jager, Sin-Fin, Ryoko, Mizuko Shiba, Natsuki, as well as Manami. Ryoko spends the night on the prowl while Mizuko gets a bit sloshed and started swooning over Sin-Fin. You are thankful Sin-Fin seems to not understand irritation except when it comes to hollow rider, because it was nearly an event. Jager and you start doing body shots and-. Well, we will save that for another time. Short of it is Jager says never again.

After the week is up you stretch, feeling slightly relaxed and slightly recovered after dealing with the whole not being touched by an angel special. You yawn as the dawn light greets you, and standing there in the morning fog is Akira. He gives you a relaxed smile and you realize, perhaps for the first time, he doesn't look friendly at all. He inclines his head to you as way of greeting before striding forward, the mist coiling around him. You notice his third eye is open, each of his individual irises spinning and turning frantically to and fro.

He finally stops a meter or so in front of you. He keeps a steady gaze on you and you think you see his whites start to turn red form his veins straining to keep up with his power. "Good morning." He finally says, his voice carrying a hollow, almost untouchable feel to it.

"Morning" You offer, looking over him a bit more carefully.
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On a holster on his hip is the gun you got him, and under his offhand is a small basket full of something which smells delightful "Would you like some breakfast? I have some muffins here. Poppy-seed I think." He tilts his head and you shrug.

"Sorry, I only like poppy tear muffins." You explain looking him over. He is wearing a long coat, not enough to be a duster or a trench coat, but enough to go down to his mid thigh. He is wearing a pair of running shoes and a pair of cargo pants with a dark camo pattern of some sort on them with a dark T.

"That's too bad." He tilts his head and seems to consider something for a few moments before answering your unspoken question. "Have you seen Ryouichi this week?"

You think back on it, the busy notes and the passing through the area making it hard to become exact in your measurements but you eventually conclude that no, you haven't seen him. "No, I suppose I haven't I have been a bit busy is all. Why?"

He continues smiling and you think you can see a twinkle of malice in his eye, though for who you can not tell. "No one else has seen him this week either. Don't you think it might be a good idea to go check on him?"

Well, Akira seems to want to turn the creepy up this morning.

Damage:Fair
Go juice: Under repair

What do you do?
[]No way, Ryouichi will be fine
[]You know where he is?
[]Ignore him
[]Ask him something
[]Other, please specify
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>>28425029
Alright, go for it. Ask the seer where he is and go take care of this shit.

>>28425029
>[]You know where he is?
>[]You know everything else, don't you. So I imagine you know what I did. You know what my glorious instinct driven youth made of him. Has killing a few Quincy and Bount given him the taste. Has he begun trying his hand and just letting the madness guide him. Is that boy hunting?

>>28425003
We got bad touched by an angel
And this is how long it is taking US to regen?

Can't imagine what it would do to Jaeger or one of the scrubs if they survived it

>>28425029

Seconding this post:

>>28425097


I think the future-seeing powers has finally drove Akira insane, or otherwise Ryouchi's revelation has led him to (very quickly) prod Akira to the dark side.

>>28425029
Okay creepy powers activate, where is the little bitch who I still want to make some shinigami's boyfriend and what has he been plotting?
I know he isn't happy with us because we decided telling him that we ate his parents for fun

>>28425029
[x] Maximum countercreep
[x] Sure. Where he @ nigga

>>28425170
he probably thinks he's a monster and that he finally has an excuse to let his inner serial killer out.

that or he's started down the path to the Visored and can't control himself.

>>28425029
"Do you honestly expect to creep ME out? I've seen the heavenly host, Lucifer Morningstar is my hands-off boss, and I myself am a nightmarish abomination."

>>28425258
Yeah but we don't know which type of crazy he has gone and whether it is the kind that causes us trouble or causes amusement while we watch him follow adorably in our horrendous footsteps

>>28425029
Right, so, he's sending us into Ryouichi's trap. That much is obvious.

Let's roll with it. I want to see what that delightful little psychopath has planned.

>>28425280

I imagine we try to flex our abomination-hoodedness at him, but our go-juice is still a little borken and it's in a gigai. Our body just strains and bulges in a few places as shapes indecipherable to mortal minds writhe beneath the surface, and it looks creepy.

>>28425294
>I didn't say we should be sad he's hunting, just that we want to know. If he has we may just as well buy him a fucking cake with a stripper in it for him to shank, and a regular cake to eat. Because cakes are delicious. Now, get him back on the Troll Friedhelm train, go out there and seduce the Nazi out of him, he seems to like my union jack knickers so I got you some union jack boxers. Make me proud, make him cry.

>>28425029
>[x]You know where he is?

oh Bollocks! What is the little sprat up to?

>>28425029
"You know where he is. You're probably working him. And this is your attempt at a trap.

Fine whatever, maybe he'll actually impress me this time."

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You narrow your gaze and growl slightly. "Alright. Where is the little cunt then?"

"At the school. He has been taking hollows there for the last few days and working on something with one of the shinigami captains. I do not remember which." He explains.

"You know everything, right?" You ask. Like shit he does, that's my gig.

"Well, I know enough to do what I have to do." He replies shrugging. "You may want to take care of that sooner rather than later."

"You know what I drove him to. What my glorious instinct made of him when I was just in my youth. Has he gained a taste for death then? Has killing quincy and bount made him finally become something to be proud of?" You ask, tilting your head and crossing your arms.

"Of course I know what you did. I also don't particularly care." He replies, all his eyes focusing on you and making you feel woozy. "I might have cared, once, if the present had any particular value to me. You know, time is sort of strange. It's wiggly, like an eel, but the head is nailed down. They say the future isn't written in stone, but no matter what happens in the end it will all go to the same place. It's pretty funny." He notes.

"So, why are you telling me?" You ask and he shrugs.

"Killing time, we shall call it. Now's your chance to save the wolf queen." He states and that sets your teeth on edge, though balls if I know.

"Friendship something something, damn it." Fine fine. You rush out of the shrine and go down the street. You pass vending machine after vending machine, only stopping at one of them you pillar of self control you, and make your way to the school.
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As you step into the territory of the school, you can feel an overwhelming sense of something you can't quite place. Out of the corner of your eye, you see flickers of movement, and hear tender whispers from the dead November trees. You frown as you realize this is madness. Not good, not evil just simple insanity. The sort of thinking which makes some kill and others discover. The sort of thing that drives love and at the same time inspires hate. You shake your head and step through the miasma.

You wander the school yard, aimless for a while, until you come upon the gym. The strange energy is thickest here so you walk over to the gym and kick open the door. Immediately your eyes are bombarded by cruelty. You step into the room and glance down as your foot squishes on the gore. You look around and smell ryouichi rather than see him on the other side of the court. You slowly walk forward and note the remains of lesser hollows torn up on the ground A wheezing noise draws your attention to the walls and you see several arrancar and shinigami pinned to the wall. Bruises, injection marks, and various fluids pouring out of their bodies make you realize that it isn't just gore you are walking in. Damn it, we just touched up these fucking boots too.

You make a note of the arrancar and shinigami, but recognition doesn't register so you ignore them. You walk over to Ryouichi and see he has changed. He is wearing a trench coat of some sort which goes down to nearly his ankles. The outfit under the coat is a mess of an impossible number pf zippers, buckles, and straps which seem to make it look like it could have been savaged from a kink store. He is wearing a large brimmed hat, a large zipper dangling from the front and attached, and it has two little X's on the top, making it look like a parody of a corpse, perhaps mocking. He blinks as you step forward, a violet eyebrow raised.
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>>28425453
>"Killing time, we shall call it. Now's your chance to save the wolf queen."

IT'S HAPPENING GUYS

>>28425476
>You walk over to Ryouichi and see he has changed. He is wearing a trench coat of some sort which goes down to nearly his ankles. The outfit under the coat is a mess of an impossible number pf zippers, buckles, and straps which seem to make it look like it could have been savaged from a kink store. He is wearing a large brimmed hat, a large zipper dangling from the front and attached, and it has two little X's on the top, making it look like a parody of a corpse, perhaps mocking.

Oh god fucking damnit, he's become a Final Fantasy villain.

Why must he be such a disappointment in everything he does?

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"Oh, hello sensei." He runs his tongue over his teeth and you hear a small ticking sound as some sort of piercing rattles against them.

You could ask him a lot, but you look towards the few female arrancar and shinigami on the wall, as well as the various puddles of filth around them, and decide to start off on the most important. "Didn't think you fancied girls."

"Oh, sensei, I fancy all sorts of things. So long as it feels good for me. Sadly, you weren't lying about the arrancars not having any real interest in sex. No matter how much I raped them, or forced others to, they didn't react nearly as nice to it as they did with pain. Still, I suppose that's something the shinigami are good for." He notes walking over to a small folding chair.

You see the glitter of metal on the base of his fingers, normally hidden by the slightly large coat. He brushes a strand of hair from his face and you notice several more earrings lining his ear, and you can only assume his other ear is similarly decked out.

"Still, strange seeing you here sensei. Can I help you with something?" He asks leaning over and pulling out a needle full of what you are sure is a very fun thing to take.

[]Nah, Akira is just acting creepy about you
[]The fuck dude?
[]Attack
[]Ask him something else
[]Leave
[]Other, please specify
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>>28425476
Oh fuck he's gone emofetishgotharellaandrogynousjrpgantihero
I know we wanted to make him be someone's bitch but this? Now he is just disappointing

>>28425507
>[x]The fuck dude?

This is your endgame? Son I am disappoint!

>>28425498
Hold on, it could be okay. Maybe he's invented a hammerspace and threw those on to help him organize.

>>28425507
Oh well.

The prophet wanted us to check up on him, but I'm not sure why this is important.

>>28425507
"Christ, tone down the craziness. You're just trying too hard at this point you little mouthy gob-shite. This is the kind of things you do to your enemies."

>>28425507
>[X]Nah, Akira is just acting creepy about you
>[X]The fuck dude?

I mean seriously. Trenchcoats? Belts? Piercings?

Way to be a walking cliche.

>>28425507
Oh, and I guess we do need to shit on his outfit.

>>28425507
"I really fail to see how this correlates to you learning what happened to your parents. I mean you were raised by your grandparents who I doubt even told you about your folks."

>>28425507
Wow, how creative. Bondage gear, rape, and murder.

It's inspired. Surely, no serial killer/psychopath has ever thought to do any of this before.

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>>28425507
Laugh. Holy shit this is funny laugh.

>>28425507
The fuck dude? Seriously is this the best you can come up with? Do I have to call rape sloth over here and have him show you how to really cause some suffering?
I had such hopes for you, I gave you a dose of my go juice that would have murdered anyone with less potential to be interesting and this is the result? Semi spirit son. I am disappointed

>>28425507
Strapping people to walls and raping them? A trench coat of many pockets? That's the best you can do?

So blasé. Snapping frenchmen in half is how you do it.

>>28425565
Being raised by their grandparents is actually a pretty common thing for serial killers.

>>28425507
"...Right then.

OH HELP, MY PUPIL HAS GONE INSANE WITH EVIL, AND HAS BECOME AN ENEMY OF JUSTICE!

IF ONLY SOME KIND OF HERO COULD HELP ME."

>>28425580
[x] Call Rapesloth to properly educate Ryochi

>>28425507
>[]Other, please specify
"Have you ever met Zando?"

>>28425507
And, as always, Ryouichi is destined to be a miserable disappointment.

5/10. 5.5 at best.

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>>28425507
>Pull out Swedish Fish
>Eat Swedish Fish
Pretend this is Swedishfish.gif instead of chips.gif to get an idea of how to eat them.

>>28425598
>>28425606
Oh my

That could be a fun idea.

>>28425598
>>28425606
Yes, do this thing. Do it immediately.

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Strewth! Is this what passes off as cool nowadays? I must be getting old.

>>28425649
>>28425630
>>28425606

>implying he wouldn't enjoy it

>Zando becomes our son in law

>>28425652
Back in my day we used STAPLES to hold our shirts up but nowadays you use BELTS for the whole shirt! BELTS!

>>28425507

I am going to second these:

>>28425606
>>28425598

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>>28425507
I wonder if he tried sticking it in the hollow hole part. You know he did.

>>28425507

>"So, what made you finally decide to cut loose? It wasn't learning the truth, was it? You've been capable of this the whole time, but just never got around to taking the plunge. I came back after regaining the faintest bit of my humanity because of a niggling whim of imagined guilt over what I did to you. I wanted to shape and mold you into something fantastic...something beautiful and artful.

>I am sad to say I have failed as an educator.

>Don't get me wrong, I love murder as much as the next bitch, I revel in the death of those who I have reason to hate or those who happen to be in my way or when I'm in a crummy mood and...point is this is a let down. You have failed to impress me on every level.

>Look at you, free and guiltless, but still tied down by baser desires. This isn't an enlightened madness. You never were going to get it, were you.

>I imagine you want to test your mettle against me, see just how far you've come and all. Fair warning, anything done between us now wouldn't be conclusive, I'm not done recovering from tasting the fruit of eden. That kind of seeming power over me would be hollow, HA! Hollow. Besides, I like pain enough.

>In short, The Fuck, dude. You have no sense of whimsy.

>>28425725
>Oi! You tried dropping your hybrid golf pencil down an arrancar mine shaft yet?

>>28425748
>guilt
I don't recall anything close to something like that.

>>28425725
Wouldn't you?

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"You look like an asshole." You state pointing out his outfit.

"And you are wearing outfits that were in style during the 70s. Very fun and cool, sure, but you know it's sort of dated. You are just too old to catch up with the bleeding edge of fashion." He replies looking at you like a child embarrassed to be seen in public with their parent.

"Still, bondage gear, suffering, blood, gore, rape. You are like a walking cliche." You shake your head and he seems confused.

"So?" He asks genuinely confused.

"So, you need to be original you little gobshite. Hell's bells, what is this, your cry for attention? Your grandparents were no fun so you just sort of went with what seemed fun? You pull the wings off flies next then?" You ask and Ryouichi continues looking confused.

"Who cares if it's cliche? Who cares if other people do something? It feels good. It's fun. I wanted to. Why should I give a shit what other people think of what I am doing?" He asks and then narrows his eyes slightly. "Plus, a rhyming purple cat with a big smile? You certainly are the peak of originality. So if you call me cliche, what can I say, but I learned it from you, okay?! I learned it from you." His voice gets sing song at the end before laughing a little.

He throws the needle like a dark towards one of the stripped shinigami men. You hear him groan as an unseen force pushes the plunger in.

"Have you ever met Zando?" You ask and expect the nightmares to start, but they do not. You know he doesn't work for us, he only works for rape. And now, he knows you said his name.
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"You know what, I have a really fucking awesome power to force myself to assume the identity of...well whoever I damn well please thanks to my shapeshifting and multiple personality disorder. Hell I could become someone I've eaten. I think I will. Time for some therapy, Ryouichi. She's dy-okay well she died but she probably would still be dying to meet you" Fob Watch Ryouichi's mom.

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"What is a Zando?" He asks.

"A rape sloth." You grumble looking around, aware that there is a chance he will show up on you when you stop looking.

"Oh? How was he?" He asks, clearly interested.

"No idea. Everyone sort of tunes it out." You explain deciding you will just have to expect it when you don't. Fucking rape sloth.

"Hm, hey sensei, you have that special super special arrancar ability, right?" He asks changing the subject.

"Yeah." You reply.

"Well, I wonder if you would moan for me." He muses loading up another needle and throwing it at the furthest arrancar. The needle strikes her in the eye and she screams as the plunger goes in. "Hell yeah, 5000 points"

What do you say now?
[]You are not original I- I am totally original.
[]Ask him about what he has been up to
[]God damn it, now rape sloth is going to know you called and, uh, I mean leave.
[]Tell him Akira was sort of trying to rat him out
[]Other, please specify
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>>28425773
Its called lying. We do that, its a thing. Though it we said that to him he'd call us out on it.

>>28425856
Yeah, that was my point. I should have been more specific.

And I knew we should have found out what Zando was doing

>>28425839
>[x]Ask him about what he has been up to

soo...this what you do when you're bored?

>>28425839
>[X]You are not original I- I am totally original.

Damnit he's right. Oh woe is us

>>28425839
"...You're right of course, I'm a ripoff in multiple areas. Hell, I'm pretty much a fill-in for some other guy who flaked out.

It's like you're some kind of mirror that makes me realize how much I suck. Honestly it's kind of a bummer."

>>28425870
>If we but raise our arm and hold it out.

>>28425839
"Right then, we are stopping this and we are cleaning up this mess and then we are going to encourage your hollowfication so you lose your sex drive, which is clearly a distraction for any higher purpose,"

"Anyway, anyone who is still alive is going to spend the next few hours kicking your shit in. What you've done is tasteless and...I mean come on, what are you overcompensating for with all of this. The worst part is you don't even know what you've done wrong. You've crossed a line and failed at something so important and obvious that I cannot believe you lack the sight to see it,"

"You got caught"

Its not where its from, its where you take it. And you're going nowhere.Your splurging of Mcdonald's evil when you could be swimming in a pool in the caviar of evil

>>28425839
he is Oedipus, do not call him anything else than Oedipus

if he pushes the rape subject we coouuuld, you know, shape shift a nothing between our legs

And I want to ask why he doesn't rhyme. He's in his prime!

>>28425818
We don't actually rhyme anymore, really. Lately it's just been starting wars between the various afterlives and trying to beat up angels.

>>28425943
Technically Akira could have lured us here so Ryouichi does stuff to us.

I'm not sure what all this has to do with saving Jager though.

Do we have to somehow kill Ryouichi or at least make him suck less?

>>28425943
>>28425949
I feel like this approach is going to fall a bit short. I mean, even if you think he's sucky, he thinks he's having fun, so there's only so much that can be said, probably.

>>28425966
Akira has a 100% survival chance

He's not going to do something that would get him killed, like that

>>28425966
That's sort of what I'm wondering. I mean, having a pet psychopath is cool so I sorta don't want to have to kill him but at the same time if it saves Jager then there's absolutely no contest.

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>>28425964
we used to but then moved up to rap and then we started getting serious about the genocide/deicide/omnicide business and Bastidores' death just... rap isn't the same without him

>>28425839
"I guess I'm just out of touch with the young people these days, with your belts and rape and... J-Pop? I have no idea what kind of music you like."

>>28425839
"Just a question Ryouichi. Is this it? Is this all you have been up to? Let's frame the situation. Soul Society is currently lousy with old testament level of destruction. A cornerstone of the alleged balance of souls is deteriorating as we speak. The nofunigami are desperately raising a morally questionable army to retake there home a restore the balance to the universe etc etc. And you are torturing a bunch of nofunigami and arrancar. Its fun, I'll give you that. Bodies can make the most interesting noises when prompted. Eyeballs alone are a endless trove of squishies and squelches, especially on tuesdays. But the point I am driving at is this: you can do so much more. Where are the shadow alliances and continent spanning levels of fuckery? Your contribution to the overall levels of mayhem at the moment are sorely lacking. Your best friend can read the future, and this is what you end up doing. Come on, dream a little dream with me and take it the big leagues. Reality's moans are far more satisfying than some nofunigami."

You just have no appreciation for scrubs pawns. Pawns are the soul of Chess

>>28426007
We should also give him some examples. Releasing fenrir and kickstarting Ragnarok, killing the moon, prodding an angel until he gets pissed enough to crack his shell, etc etc.

>>28426041
>>28426007
I'm not sure if that leads him AWAY from killing Jager/causing her death.

Just an aside, are we really spitting game like we aren't horribly injured? Cause if the little creep ganks us, I die laughing.

>>28426041
That's true. We killed Kain and started the end of three worlds.

>>28426041

I don't mean to turn up the Shadowruns, but what if Ryouchi and Akira have conspired to frame us by getting us to admit to all these horrible things by putting up an elaborate act?

Ryouchi *WAS* becoming an instinctual better person during his time as a Shinigami.

>>28426065
Only Akira, Sin-Fin, and Jaeger know just how bad off we are right now.

>>28426007
>Bueno

>>28426027
>Yeah, we need the scrubs. How much fun is it if there is no one to live on traumatized afterwards. Also, killing these shinigami now. There are so few of them left. I need as many to survive to the point of irrevocably learning the truth about their soul king.

Oh yeah, soul kings a soul eating monster...bigger soul eating monster. Biggest soul eating monster? Who constructed an artificial afterlife cycle to make sure all the snacks end up in his gullet.

>>28426065
I'm pretty sure if he knew that he'd end up doing stuff anyway.

>>28426075
>28426075
Then I'd be somewhat impressed, I think.

That would definitely bump his rating up to 7/10.

>>28426075
I guess it could be an elaborate illusion.

But in all honesty we're making ourselves sound a lot more impressive than we are.

We don't really have any plans, releasing Fenrir was an accident that we're kind of mad about, and the angel was more just not taking charge of our subordinates properly.

>>28426114
It was all rather funny though, and at the end of the day that's what matters.

>>28426114
Yes, but you never let someone know you aren't a mastermind when you're trying to make them think you are.

>>28426155
hahahahahhahahha

>>28426155
10/10

kek

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>>28426155

So... now what?

Ryouichi has crossed a line in both depravity and tackiness, and Akira hinted that our actions in this situation could save Jager's life.

Do we have sex with him until he's exhausted, and then murder him?

>>28426242
I have no idea why we would think to do that.

>>28426242
I think we need to eat use him for a powerup somehow.

We loaned him some juice, now it's time for him to pay it back. With interest.

Does seem that he's somehow scratching at the door to the Path of Madness, what with the whole >You frown as you realize this is madness. Not good, not evil just simple insanity. The sort of thinking which makes some kill and others discover. The sort of thing that drives love and at the same time inspires hate. You shake your head and step through the miasma.

>>28426261
Well he's currently a lot stronger than us, so if we kill him, we'd need the element of surprise or something.

I mean he probably could kill us quite easily right now.

We need to get rid of the bodies

Jager is a lawful/neutral good. She ain't having serial rapist killer bs

>>28426276
But if we do, what if we think all the things he's doing is a good idea?

>>28426293
We don't have a sex drive, so we won't have interest in raping people. And we already do torture and murder whenever we want.

>>28426290
Yeah, she is probably gonna be kinda pissed at this.

>>28426290
Eat the corpses?

But Ryouichi would just get more probably.

Also I'm kind of worried that he's the only one who can save Jager, and Akira is fucking with us.

>>28426305
>Maybe we fight Ryouichi but don't kill him, just damage/rip out the two points that govern energy, then take back our loaned/spark of power and that which has grown along with it into ourselves.

>>28426310
Akira was clearly fucking with us. You heard him earlier. That talk about how there's one path and there's no way to change the ending. That means he's going to sabotage our attempts to change the ending if we don't like it.

>>28426310
teach him the importance of cleaning up your messes because we the need the pawns to take the SS. the little bastard can't do it alone

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You purse your lips. "To be fair, I was sort of just a fill in, you know. Stepping in for some guy who got written into the corner of wonderland and disconcerting accusations of pedophilia." Hey, keep your hands off my wall. You wave the thought away in apology

"And yet you still enjoyed it, did you not? So why would I want to not enjoy things forever? Sex is fun, and if it doesn't I get imaginative until it becomes fun again. It's like a revolving door Besides, there are always new and delicious things to try." He licks his lips looking at you.

"Honestly Oedipus, there are so much grander things you could be doing! You could make reality moan and scream! You could watch worlds burn and time itself become nothing more that an opinion no one can agree to anymore!" You explain.

"And I can't do that while raping you to death?" He asks throwing another dart and missing.

He swears and injects himself with one of his needles and smiles a lazy smile. "Your problem." He starts, his voice taking on a dreamy quality. "Is that you can't really appreciate the simple things in life so you have to build yourself up to this whole, fucking. Fucking." He snaps his fingers as if trying to form a thought. He throws a dart, another perfect shot into the eye of an arrancar and he clenches his fist. "This big damn super villain. 'Oh, I killed all these shinigami when at soul society, I rule hueco mundo from the shadows. I looked at god and purposefully let nobuhiko lead the attack on soul society which resulted in it's near destruction, look how big my dick is.'" He mimes walking around carrying a barrel at the groin. "You can't even enjoy forcing people to do things anymore because you just have this big idea of what you should be." He shakes his head.
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"You still dream small Ryouichi. When you have tasted the best form of food, why would you want the low class shit?" You ask kicking the head of a copse across the room.

"See? Why not enjoy eating both? That way you can enjoy everything." He smiles, his eyes flashing.

"Honestly, your best friend can read the future and this is the best you can come up with?" You ask and you see something strange flicker in his eyes.

"So get on your level, is it?" He asks seeming amused. "You might be right. I didn't want to think I had to do such a thing, but I guess you have convinced me. You are right" He nods to himself as if deciding something, the barest hint of human sadness crossing his features, though it is quickly swallowed up by his madness.. "Let's make an example, shall we? Say something was taken from you. Some one stole one of your things, you would of course get mad like when you killed that LT in soul society, right?"

You say nothing and he smiles. "In that case you stole from me. My parents. Don't get that look, I don't really care about them. I never have and thanks to you fucking with my mind when I was a kid I never will." he snaps his fingers and you feel reality straining. "But they were mine. So, it seems only fair since you took everything I had once, I should take everything you have, right?" He asks holding up a gem which looks suspiciously like Akira's eye.

"This device has two functions. One it can record an event occurring and it can transmit it. The second is with Akira at the shrine. He hid it in a muffin basket. At the same time I am going to go to Hueco Mundo and kill everyone there." He smiles, all sharp teeth and blood.
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"To make it back to the shrine would give me an awfully big head start on killing everyone. But if you go to save your hollow friends then everyone at the shrine will know just how twisted you are." He tilts his head as dark shadowy arms wrap around him and pull him into the garganta. "Or maybe I am lying and this is the only recording of it. In which case you going there and attacking Akira for no real reason would raise some questions while I kill your friends, then show it to everyone anyway.

You hear an echo in the gym. "Is this cruel enough to make you love me sensei? Like my own mother? Game, Start!"

What do we do?
[]Go after Akira, Hueco can hold, right?
[]Chase after Ryouichi, that cheeky cunt
[]Leave it, not your problem
[]Other, please specify
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RYOUICHI HAS STEPPED UP HIS GAME

>>28426408
>[x]Other, please specify

Lets beg Satan for help. we can do that right?

>>28426408
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS. GOOD BOY.

wait hold on

what

These rules man, I dont' even, let me reread a couple times

>>28426408
There we are. He's done something valuable. Go after him; the world is doomed, so they can't afford to kill off anybody strong. I'd also like to keep him around, because he's impressed me, but if he dies then that's good too.

>>28426408
okay, he didn't actually say what the second function is, or what it's a recording over, so I suggest following him to Hueco

Also, it really shouldn't be a surprise to anyone to learn that we were completely insane

>>28426408
Ugh, this is what stepping up his game looks like?

And hell, we don't even care about being a super villain, pretty sure we're not even interested in destroying time, that's just something we convince ourselves that we're interested in to make it seem like we're doing something.

>>28426435
It basically boils down to two choices.
>Save Jager, but everyone figures out all the shit we done
>Don't save Jager, but maintain the ruse

Hey guys, remember that bit about how we didn't let Satan fix us? If we'd let him do it, we could have slapped Ryo's shit right here.

>>28426408
HAHAHAHAHA

YES

YOU ARE WORTHY TO CALL YOURSELF THE SON OF RISA SCHRODINGER

>>28426408
>Chase after Ryouichi

Guess it's time for him to die.

>>28426408
"BORING. Pass."

>>28426408
>[x]Chase after Ryouichi, that cheeky cunt

We really should have waited until he wasn't a teenager surrounded by Japanese media to tell him about his parents' deaths.

>>28426465
He also added he may be lying about what the device does and Akira is actually not holding the recording. In which case you will waste time going to the shrine, he will try to kill your friends, then show the recording to the scrubs at the shrine anyway.

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muh Jager

>>28426465
There is a win everything option. We go to Hueco, beat the piss out of Ryouichi, and send a text to Ryoko to get the gem and beat up Akira in exchange for something to be negotiated later

Like, a temporary male harem or something

Or text Sin-Fin or someone

And this is implying he has a recording of something anyways

>>28426484
Really?

I'm just kind of feeling blah.

Disappointed in Akira for going along with it, especially since he's also marking himself complicit in Ryouichi's hall of rape, while we barely confessed to anything.

And disappointed in Ryouichi for thinking he'll get away with it.

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>>28426408

>>28426408
>[x]Other, please specify
Pray
"So, uh, Satan. Hi. It's Risa. You said I could pray to you because you're an angel. Could you tell Jager and Sin-Fin to smack the shit outta Ryouichi when he shows up? That'd be awesome."
>[x]Chase after Ryouichi, that cheeky cunt
But also chase after him.

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>>28426519

bravo Ryouichi bravo

We have to make a choice

Jager or scrubs and shinigamis

I choose Jager

I'll miss the kids

>>28426408
Let's go to Hueco.

The secret was going to get out eventually, and at least that much shows that we do sort of value certain people enough that we'd rather keep them alive than stop everyone from knowing the truth.

>>28426408
>Chase after Ryouichi
We killed his parents when we were a scrub hollow, and most of the shit he said we did, we really didn't.

We did kill those shinigami at the Soul Society, but we don't really rule Hueco Mundo, and we have no idea where Nobuhiko even WAS, so it's not like we could have really stopped him.

>>28426408
Don't think we said anything particularly incriminating. Only his accusations, accusations made while standing in the middle of his hall of rape.

Follow him. Save Jager. This wasn't a success on his part, but he's finally learning. Which is good. He's earned his first gold star. We'll put it on the fridge we're so proud of him. He's not there yet, but this is progress.

>>28426426
>>28426569
>Pray to Satan
Sure. Why not.

>Ryo has enough cloaking to be invis to Jager and SinfFin before she does the second release.

>>28426408

Kill everyone in Hueco Mundo?

giggle

chortle

sputter

Pray to Satan. My baby boy is coming. If you want to watch a fantastic show, let Sin Fin and Jager know and take a seat by the palace. I'm going to come discipline him.

>>28426628
Good point.

>>28426465
Then we save Jager

Fuck everything else. Let them all find out just how deep the rabbit hole goes.

>>28426680
Technically he pulled his card before we admitted to anything.

They probably won't disbelieve it though.

But even if they do, they can't get rid of us, because horrible monster or not, they do need us if they want to go home.

>>28426710
Really the only thing we actually did do that he said was kill his parents when we were a scrub bitch, and murder that LT and his students, which could be a problem but the dude was probably in with Nobuhiko anyway so whatevs.

Can't help but feel that if we had Zweity Bitey spend the week with Ryouichi, then this wouldn't have happened and Jager would be safe. Damn, Akira's vision was accurate.

Funny though. He thinks we don't have a familial love for him? If we didn't, we literally wouldn't give a fuck about what he did here. I guess that comes with not having his own parents, he doesn't grasp that we nag him because we care like any good, by reasonably stretched perceptions of the word, mother would.

Though now this can only end with us saying his full name at him in his own mother's voice which we can speak in.

Though he's finally on the right path.

>>28426710
Interesting idea. This puts them in the position of having to listen to somebody who is a horrible monster, which could be funny by itself.

I also kind of want to see how everyone reacts to knowing what Risa is like when the lights are out.

>>28426752
Eh, we're pretty much the same with the minor exception of rare fits of psychotic rage and vengeance.

>>28426752
or being told what Risa is like when the lights are out by an admitted psycho rapist. Its an impressive start, the execution failed, but it shows he has the creativity.

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"Sure, now he shows enough balls to get me all hot and bothered." You say out loud and look around. Didn't bring him back, damn. Thought he would come back for that.

You focus your small go juice generators and focus them at reality. "You really think he would go through all this just to have a tumble with me?" You as as reality starts to warp. I once hunted an entire species of flightless bird to extinction just to smell a man's armpit. Don't- Just don't ask me that Reality tears open around you and you finally hop through the rabbit hole and into the world in between.

You feel the familiar winds of the in between place, though they feel like they are blowing a bit harder than normal and carry with them the faintest scent of rotten eggs. You glance down on a hunch and think you see a flash of orange flame, or perhaps a large orange snake, but you are already through to the other side before you can get a good look at it.

You land outside of Hueco mundo and find, much to your shock, near total destruction. Waves of flame and ice coil around the palace, burning and freezing all in their path. You sniff the air and decide it smells similar to something you can't remember. You try to place it as a massive cero explodes through the compound in several different directions. The weakened arrancar forces from post Caim seem to be having a hard time keeping up.

Growling you run over the a scrub and glare "42, report!" The hollow blinks and looks up at you before looking back to the destruction. "Some- Some kid came here and just started going crazy! I have no idea what he is, but we couldn't, uh, stop him. He did something to a few more of the arrancar and they sort of started smiling and following after him." He explains.
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"Your explanation lacks a satisfying conclusion! I also didn't like how there were no bathroom breaks during the course of the production! I did like the parts whee people went crazy and died though. Solid B!" You shout before looking over the destruction.

Where do we go, what do we do?
[]Run to Jager, everyone else can take care of themselves
[]Caede and Fuego were not looking too hot last you saw them
[]Sin-Fin may not even react if someone stabs her to death!
[X]Eat Swedish Fish
[]Other, please specify
(2/2)

>>28426816
>[X]Run to Jager, everyone else can take care of themselves

Also give 42 some swedish fish as well. And then tell him to go get Sin Fin because there's murderin' to be done.

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>>28426816

>>28426816
>[x]Run to Jager, everyone else can take care of themselves

>[x]Other, please specify
Tell 42 get Sin Fin ASAP

>>28426796
>He did something to a few more of the arrancar and they sort of started smiling and following after him
Welp. Ryouichi has gone full-blown superpowered 8th grader's interpretation of the Joker.

>>28426816
>[x]Run to Jager, everyone else can take care of themselves
Well, Fuego probably can't. But Caede is a bug demon or some shit.

>>28426816
We left Fuego a while ago, so his leg is probably okay again.

>>28426816
"IF ONLY A HERO COULD STOP THIS ENEMY OF JUSTICE!"

And when that fails,

>Jager

I'm kind of ambivalent to Caede and Fuego due to ruining everything at the Soul Society, and Sin-Fin has probably dealt with worse.

>>28426855
I dunno, man. Joker Gas is pretty useful, even if it is a bit silly.

>>28426836
>>28426853

I approve this course of action

>>28426849
And say a little prayer to you.

>>28426866
We keep this in our pocket until the end, it is a hold out, just the way such narrative things work really, hell, he's dressed the part of a Rider or Sentai villain to boot.

>>28426816
>[x]Run to Jager, everyone else can take care of themselves

Have to go find Jager first. I really wish Zando would actually help out for once his rape powers can counter Ryouichi's rape powers

>>28426912
who do you think trained him?

>>28426895
>We keep this in our pocket until the end, it is a hold out, just the way such narrative things work really, hell, he's dressed the part of a Rider or Sentai villain to boot.

You make a good point.

Plus I'm reminded of that amoralfag vs kamen rider thing from years ago.

>>28426853
>>28426836
Yeah this works.

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He wanted to take your things, which means he will be after your 'It's lucky I have no sex drive because seriously I would wreck you chick II'. You look to 42 and shove his mouth full of Swedish fish as you bite down on a tasty snack. "Go get Sin-Fin! Tell her to meet me at Jager!" You explain as a massive explosion rocks the palace and several arrancar parts fly over to you. You sort through the parts and scoff as there are none you need for your arts and crafts project.

"You-You want me to go in there?" He asks as more ceros fly out." He gulps and you shrug.

"Or you stay here with me and I find ways to relieve my boredom" You explain smiling a toothy smile.

"One sin-Fin coming right up!" He shouts running towards the carnage.

Man it will suck if they knew that you had no go juice. You start running towards the palace, realizing you keep forgetting the other arrancar despite the fact she has a pastebin now. God damn you! You leap over the remains of one of the scrubby arrancars and make sure to find the only stair free way to the throne room, your nose leading you to Jager. You make it to the throne room and find her firing spikes at a few of the arrancars, her regular not the vampire ones.
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You rush in an brain them with a bit of wood. It doesn't do much, but it feels good. You roll out of the way of a punch and perform a flurry of kicks, holding the scrubs attention while Jager finishes spiking the crap out of everyone. You walk over to her in the lull of the combat and wave to her. She storms over to you furious.

"The hell do you think you are doing?!" She demands, almost screaming. "You have to run! You aren't, you aren't better yet! Risa, we will be fine! Please go!" She tries to push you out but you stand.

"I ain't leaving Jager. I have someone looking for Sin-Fin now. Here, let's pile some of the stuff against the door." You say.

It takes you a few moments but you manage to secure the door to the partially restored room. You and jager press yourselves against the opposite wall and you see Jager is readying her spike barrage. You hear heavy foot steps coming up to the hall and stopping at the door. You see the light under the door is broken by a pair of leg's shadow. There is a simple knocking and Jager presses her hand on your shoulder to keep you still.

"Oh dear." You hear Ryouichi say from outside. "They are not answering. Well, maybe there is no one in this room." He sighs. "Oh little pig, little pig, please let me in." He asks.

A normal person would let it slide. A normal person would let the posturing prick just look like a jerk. But, come on, it was a perfect set up. "Not by the hairs on my chinny chin chin!" You shout in reply and Jager gives you a blank look.
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"Then I shall huff." You smell power swelling. "And I shall puff." He continues and a ghastly violet light floods under the door. "And I shall blow your house in." He says and the heavy door explodes. Jager covers you with her body and gets clipped for the effort by one of the doors. You look over and see Ryouichi walk into the room, a pleased smile on his face.

"Come now Ryouichi, let's be civil. You gave it a good go, but honestly you can't prove anything. Have to say, good job on the whole attempted blackmail thing." You say as a small amount of Jager's blood falls on you, likely from when the door clipped her.

"Where's the fun in stopping a game half way?" He asks and you see a flicker of movement behind him.

"Alright, I did offer." You smile and see Sin-Fin grab him by the chin. She places her blade under her nice and is about to give him a Colombian neck tie when Ryouichi's eyes flare with light and he says "Liesmith".

You notice something. One, Sin-Fin is no longer holding on to him. Two, Sin fin's sword is protruding from her chest. She places a hand on the slowly growing pool of crimson and looks at you as if she doesn't understand. She falls to her knees and continue staring at you, pleading in her eyes as well as confusion. Lastly, you finally think you are starting to realize where Ryouichi got his power ups from. You look at him as he walks in from behind Sin-Fin, and you note he seems to be straining a bit from that last move.

"Now, sorry." He blinks for a few seconds and then smiles. "Oh yes, where were we?"

What do you say?
[]Attack him
[]Ask him something
[]Talk
[]Run away(can only carry yourself)
[]Other, please specify
(3/3)

>>28427340
Muh short fin.

>>28427340
Ask him if he's feeling okay. It seems dramatically appropriate for him to catch that disease where he feels a sudden need to explain how his powers work for the audience.

But then we probably shouldn't let him because letting him catch his breath from doing that isn't exactly good.

>>28427340
>[x]Ask him something

"So how long were you planning this?"

>>28427340

Can we summon Zando? He will make things all better....

Also, what about our stalker? She should be able to find him...

>>28427340
"In case you didn't know, letting Sin-Fin over there slit your throat was the easy way.

Quick and relatively dignified.

Now it's going to get ugly."

>>28427340
Soo... Lucifer gave him the power up?

but I'm pretty sure the snake thing is either Niddhogg or Ouroboros, so maybe it's Loki again

Either way, now might be a good time for

"IT WOULD TAKE A TRUE HERO TO DEFEAT SUCH RECKLESS EVIL!"

>She places a hand on the slowly growing pool of crimson and looks at you as if she doesn't understand. She falls to her knees and continue staring at you, pleading in her eyes as well as confusion.

Did that son of a bitch just gank Sin Fin and just make her think we were responsible? Or is she just sad?

>>28427340
"You've severely wounded Sin-Fin, right when she's been making some progress on her severe mental and emotional issues.

That's just a dick move right there."

>>28427340
"There was never a game to be played. I don't hAve power...I ate of the fruit of Eden and I fucked me right good. I've lost to you. I'll give you what you want, I'll give you what you've always wanted. Just stop."

Fob watch his mother. Return conditions?

>>28427340
"You were about to do things and I was saying how I am actually somewhat impressed at this whole shindig. For once you aren't a complete fucking disappointment."

>>28427443
No? Let's never do this.

>>28427340
Summon Hollow Rider

>>28427340
>Lastly, you finally think you are starting to realize where Ryouichi got his power ups from.
Is it Satan?


OK! Let's Get creative!

God stuffed a cork in our juice hole. Maybe Jager can unblock it by sucking out the god poison with her spikes. Y'know, like a cowboy.


>>28427443
Fuck that.

>>28427417
Liesmith means Loki.

He's the smith of lies.

Technically we aren't the Risa that empowered him, any more than we are re Risa that gave Mari thebglassgow smile. Time displace my and all that. Our alt might show any second.

>>28427443
I'm pretty sure that won't stop him.

The only way to beat a psychopath is to not play their game, because when you enter their magical realm they hold all the cards. But, if you specifically avoid doing what they want you to do, then it throws them off and they don't think properly.

>>28427340
Loki? We did see that orange snake, so Jormungandr?

I think it's probably Loki.

>>28427340
"Loki you're a cocknose. What, one brainchipping isn't enough? Gotta make it a family set? Come on out then. I know you're watching this mess."

At the same time, pray to Satan. "Loki is mucking with the keikaku again. Shit's crazy. If you got some spare dudes, that'd be swell."

>>28427340
>[x]Ask him something

So when did you meet Loki?

>>28427340
"I blame myself for this. Killing your parents was a stupid move made by a stupid mindless hollow who thought it was clever. I'm using the word 'it' because I didn't know I was a woman until I became an Arrancar, pretty much.

I mean it's not like whoever raised you was going to tell you that your parents were both violently murdered by some deranged ghost, so what'd that even get me?

And then there's you, the albatross for that tasteless crime that wasn't even that funny. A constant reminder of my own shortcomings, a mirror to how much of a twat I am. A disappointment in every single way.

Well no more.

Ryouichi James Saito, it's high time you received a spanking."

>>28427578
This just sounds obnoxious.

>>28427578
We have no go juice, we can't second release, he is taking loki juice, and sin-fin is napping. Bluffs won't work at this point I think.

HAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>28427578
>Ryouichi James Saito, it's high time you received a spanking."
Everything other than that line is just terrible.

perhaps an appeal to his ego?

>>28427619
>Playing into the game of a psychopath

Great idea

Shall we also chug some bleach and strap fireworks to our crotch?

>>28427603
Maybe we should shoot up some Satan juice and have a right old brawl.

>>28427667
Great idea! Oh, wait, we turned Satan down.

>>28427651
I think the general idea is to ask him about Loki and then ask Mr Sam for help. We probably couldn't take Loki when we were healthy.

>>28427667
We kind of can't anymore since we turned him down the first time.

>>28427340
"You were gonna kill me I guess? I don't know, I wasn't really paying attention."

>>28427681
>>28427700
Eh, we'll get our powers restored after we eat Ryouichi.

Path of Madness go.

>>28427340
[x]Other, please specify

"The fuck should I know? It was your plan dumbass

I have cracked a bottle of Laphroaig 18 in celebration, Azure. Let slip the chaos.

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"Did you just stab Sin-Fin from behind after somehow rewriting reality in a way I can't fully get yet?" You ask as he looks down at the twitching girl.

"Well, I was going to penetrate her one way or the other." Ha. "Time forced me to favor the least enjoyable path." Ha. Wait, hold on. Mah short-fin!

"She is still alive and can maybe shadow up if we give her a chance." You grumble. "So, when did you meet Loki?" You ask and he tilts his head.

"You haven't noticed it yet? Really? I am sort of surprised. Well, who am I to ruin surprises." He shrugs.

You wordlessly send out a prayer to Lucifer, praying for the leader of the fallen host to come and aide you. You feel like you are being observed, but then it fades.

"Fucking lucibro." You complain before dusting yourself off and cracking your neck. "Fine. Going to ice me then? Oh, big man." You sigh and Ryouichi looks confused, almost as if you had thrown your mac and cheese in his face while whispering racial slurs.

"Kill you? Why do you think I am going to kill you?" He asks. "I am going to hurt you. I am going to hurt and take your things, all of them. And then we will be even. True, I may be disproportionately reacting, but hey? It's what mummy dearest would do." He explains while taking out his own shinigami blade and pointing it at Sin-Fin, as if debating where to cut.

"What, can't deal with me?" You ask trying to goad him into a sense of battle.

"No, no, you are pretty strong. Well, assuming you actually had any of your power. What was it you said? 'Your best friend can see the future and this is the best you can do?'" He replies frowning before stabbing into the back of Sin-fin's knee.

Seems he has made his intentions clear. What, shit, what do we do?
[]Attack
[]Offer barter
[]Try and call someone else for help
[]Other, please specify

Okay we probably need a plan of some kind so he doesn't finish Sin-Fin or kill Jager.

Aside from Hollow Rider, what do we have?

I mean I'd rather not ask Satan for help, since that's a bit too hands on for the likes of him, plus there'd be nothing left to eat.

>>28427777
"Can't hurt me if I'm dead, sucka!"
>Attack

>>28427777
Dickpunch.

it's probably going to bounce of his hierro equivalent, but the sentiment is there.

do we have sp xp to spend?

>>28427777
[x]Try and call someone else for help

hollow rider!

>[x]Offer barter

"Don't fill up on bread. The main course is getting cold."

>>28427777
Hollow Rider

>>28427777
"So what exactly is your plan when I eventually DO regain my powers?

Because I'm pretty sure when I do, I'll do terrible things to those genitals you seem to love so much."

>>28427777
>[x]Try and call someone else for help

This is a job for a hero of justice plus i want to see how Ryouichi reacts to JUSTICE

>>28427836
Man, he just said he knows we're crippled. This was his chance to fuck with us, so he's going to take it. The only gamble we have left is probably Hollow Rider, to be honest, since Jaeger is still immature in whatever she's doing.

Can we use Life Drinker while not released? It would be so nice to steal a whole bunch of his power right now

>>28427777
>[x]Other, please specify
Have Jager try to train the God block out of our gojuice hole with one of her vamp spikes.

>>28427777
>Ignore him
"Now you see Jager, this ties into a larger point of the problematic aspects of you protecting me.

Namely that you getting hurt or killed would indeed cause me far more pain than any violence physically afflicted on me.

Not sure why that's been hard for you to figure out, should I have put a collar on you or something?"

>>28427866
I'm pretty sure Azure said we couldn't in an earlier thread also i don't think we can get close enough for that anyway

>>28427777
>Attack
We need to prove our resolve if we want to get anywhere.

Hopefully Jager won't do anything stupid since even someone as dense as she gets should recognize that that's counter productive.

>>28427887
This is the only way I can see him losing his cool enough to buy time for something to happen

We can't fight him, but we can fuck with him

Not full fob watch, but we could pull out his mother's voice and start twisting the knife in his psychosis

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>>28427943
That would only make her jumping in even more likelier than it already is

AE is writing up Jager's swan song as we speak.....

>>28427777
Just fucking attack him already, kill him, eat him, be done with him.

>>28427973
would he even recognize it?

would not recognizing it bug him?

>>28427973
I don't think he even remembers what his mother's voice sounds like.

...Really annoyed at the people who thought it was a good reason to tell him we killed his parents.

What would it have even gained us if it did work out?

Rolled 99, 19, 33 = 151

rolling.

>>28428007
Nothing. People were just being fuckers.

>>28428019
the 99 is Jager right?

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>>28428005
he should be able to piece it together that we're mocking him even if he doesn't recognize it

>>28428019

>>28428019
Oh, boy. Someone really is on a roll today.
>>28428029
Ha.

Rolled 88, 50, 17 = 155

>>28428019
FB

>>28428019
>99
Oh of course.

>>28428032
We already used it when we first told him.