You float in the air a few feet in front of Zarbon, who is smirking confidently and watching you intently. Below you, Spina and Fita are engaged in battle with Zarbon's men.

"Are you ready monkey?" Zarbon asks you.


>A. Say something

>B. Charge

>C. Counter

>D. Dijon Driller

>E. Energy attacks

>F. Ki kick

>G. Ki strands

>H. Something else

>You then proceeded to attempt reading your own mind. After being overwhelmed by your thoughts, you blacked out

I usually hate these threads but goddamn that is funny

>>28435074
Pretend to charge him, afterimage and take out the goons quick so the girls can help us out

Well, insulting his beauty is the way to go.
>A. Say something
'Ready as ever, you frog'
Charge and Ki Kick him.

>>28435092
You quickly charge at Zarbon, who fires an energy blast at you. You use an afterimage, which the blast goes right through, and launch powerful energy waves down at his men. The Appule lookalike is vaporized, but the bald red skinned one flees into the forest, Spina and Fita chasing after him.

Zarbon takes the moment you are off guard to deliver a kick to the back of your head, sending you crashing head first into the swamp. He holds out his left hand, palm facing down towards the water where you went under. His other hand grips his wrist, and a massive energy wave explodes from his left palm down at you.

>A. Use an energy attack against it, if this thing hits the ground, the planet could come apart!

>B. Dodge and charge!

>C. Dodge and Energy attacks

>D. Dodge and Dijon Driller

>E. Dodge and Ki Kick

>F. Dodge and Ki Strands

>G. Let it hit you

>H. Something else

>>28435180
Dodge, Hypermode, then charge. Infusing our body with Ki makes us faster, right?

>H

>Ki kick it back at him

>>28435180
dodge, power up, ki armor, and charge him

>>28435033
Thought.

What if we dont kill Zarbon if we defeat him? Take him on if he'll accept it.

>>28435312
I don't think his narcissism would sit well with the girls.

>>28435312
I would be all for it and all, but I think Zarbon has some sort of Romance going on with Freezia. Plus the Waifu-fags wouldn't allow us to have a male in the group because they can't handle competition.

>>28435235
>>28435281
You dodge the attack, which shoots beneath the water. There is a massive rumbling, and everything begins to shake. Meanwhile, you dig deep, tapping into your inner well of energy, and use it to fuel yourself. You feel your power grow, and you charge at Zarbon with a new level of strength.

You deliver a mighty punch to Zarbons' stomach, causing him to double over and gasp in pain. You follow this up with an elbow to the back of his head, followed by a downward kick that sends him crashing below the water.

>A. Fire ki blasts down after him

>B. Fire energy waves down after him

>C. Fire Dijon Drillers down after him

>D. Use Ki Strands and try to find him with them

>E. Charge underwater after him

>F. Something else

>>28435370
>Gay love-triangle

SOMNIUS

BRO

THIS IS YOUR CHANCE TO DRIVE OFF THE SHIPPERS

>>28435398
E. Keep charging him. Keep sensing too in cade his power level shoots up suddenly

>>28435398
RIP in pieces Senzu Paste planet
>F. Something else
Hide in the forest, wait for him to appear and Fun Fun Tentacle Forcey time him from the back.

>>28435370
Sominus said he had skype'd with his girlfriend. He's taken gals.

>>28435436
What does this have to do with based Zarbon?

>>28435398
>F. Something else
Rush to underwater by sensing his energy and attempt to garrote him with Ki-strands

http://strawpoll.me/748375/r
http://strawpoll.me/748369/r

>>28435398
1st rule of DBZ
Don't give your opponents time to do powerups if they're more powerful than you.

Keep applying pressure.

>>28435424
>>28435432
>>28435455
Vote on these

>>28435513
Keep charging then. Ki kicks and shit

>>28435534
Voting for
>>28435455

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>>28435492
Was too late to vote.

By the way, I just realized that seeing that we have red aura, that would mean our strings would be red as well and that's fucking terrifying.

>>28435455
voting

>>28435513
I guess my vote would go for this I.

>>28435443
ZARBON skyped. space skype.

>>28435570
>Old Super Saiyan Frank.jpg

>>28435622
Clearly Zarbon already has a GF and would not want to take ours. Thank you anon, Zarbon will be our greatest ally

>D

>>28435455
>>28435564
>>28435582
You charge down at the water, beginning to create ki strands from the fingers of your right hand as you do. Zarbon suddenly bursts from the water and begins charging at you.


>A. Try to slice him

>B. Try to immobilize him with ki strands

>C. Something else

>>28435656
>A
Slice him across his bitch-ass face.

>>28435656
He's charging us now. Time to switch things up
>afterimage while saying "behind you, Martha" and appear just above him. Then use ki strands

>B
Immobilize. If they make contact they should hurt a bit, then we can set up another attack.

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>>28435656
>>B. Try to immobilize him with ki strands
Only one hand, second hand keep a ki blast ready.

What do you guys think of this?

>B. Try to immobilize him with ki strands
Leave two strands available to go for eyes while he is hampered.

After his eyes are taken out can we start shoving our strings down his throat.

>>28435701
meant to say to say that telepathically

>>28435744
I was gonna say nostrils if we managed to immobilize him.

>>28435774
Shit, that's even better.

>>28435774
Ye let's do that

>>28435705
>>28435714
>>28435744
You direct your ki strands down to grab him, but he quickly moves out of the way and hurls an energy ball at you. It hits you full force and sends you flying higher into the air. You look down and see him with his left arm stretched towards you, his palm facing you, and his other hand gripping his wrist as he unleashes a massive energy wave.

>A. Use your own energy wave against it

>B. Dodge and charge

>C. Dodge and energy attacks

>D. Dodge and Dijon Driller

>E. Dodge and Ki Strands

>F. Dodge and Ki Kick

>G. Let it hit you

>H. Something else

>>28435774
>>28435785
>>28435798
I'm down to try this but I'm worried he transformed and we can't hold him.

>>28435800
>A. Use your own energy wave against it
It's our fucking major, goddammit

>>28435817
Yea, he has a rather fast transformation after all.
Anyhow
>C. Dodge and Dijon Driller.

>>28435800
>>D. Dodge and Dijon Driller

>>28435852
Hmm... I suppose he does have lower powerlevel than us before he transforms, so if we would manage to give him a heavy hit, we might get an opportunity to stick our strands in his face before he manages to transform.

Still, that transformation is quite fast.

>>28435800
>A
Beam battles

>>28435888
No wait, scratch that, he is actually higher than us on his first form.
23,000

>>28435907
So y'all niggas best not be getting in any beamduels with this guy unless you're planning on making him die on that 1st hit.

>>28435852
>>28435888
>>28435890
You gather your energy and fire a beam of your own down at his. The beams collide in a brilliant flash, and the two of you struggle to push each others' back. It soon becomes clear that Zarbon is winning, your beam slowly but steadily being pushed back towards you.

"Goodbye, Saiyan" Zarbon laughs.

>A. Let it hit you

>B. Keep trying

>C. Dig into your inner power and keep pushing

>D. Something else

>>28435950
Last time we avoided a beam clash, the planet went boom. Senzu Paste planet is too good an asset to just let go, assuming it's core didn't explode before.

>>28435984
>C. Dig into your inner power and keep pushing
Let's face it, it's our only option.

>>28435984
>C. Dig into your inner power and keep pushing
SPINA AND FITA HELP US!

>>28435984
>>C. Dig into your inner power and keep pushing

>>28435984
>C. DIG DEEP
We wouldn't level up if we didn't push it at all. That and if Zarbon survives, he's going to annihilate the rest of our crew and the last of our race.

>>28435988
Yea, but we're above him so the blast couldn't hit the ground.

So WE are basically SHOOTING THE GODDAMNT PLANET.

>>28435984
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZz3y6r-5H8&hd=1

>>28435984
>D Dodge! Emotional Attack! Read his mind!

"What makes you such a servant of Freiza Sir? The Sayians were long and faithful vassels of lord frieza, we conquered Hundreds of planets for him, and he destroys us. How long until it's you? Your planet? Your loved ones? Soon i'll bet, i've killed many of his personal elites havent I? He's going to want a clean house, free of failures."

>>28435984
We cant just die, we need to protect Salta and Spina and our kid. Dig deep while thinking of this

>>28436027
Shit, we are using Taboo techniques, and hurting the planet in the process. Even if we win, Arlia will withdraw it;s support and it's senzu paste.

>>28436071
Dude, we can't dodge at this point anymore, we initiated the duel.
Also, Zarbon is one of Frieza's most loyal servants barring Ginyu. He's not going to care about loved ones and whatever, he cares about his own life, that's about it.

You'd shake him better by saying telepathically "dumbgreenaliensayswhat"

>>28436027
It'd be pretty cool if we could nail him with an energy attack from the front, overtake it, and hit him again from the back.

I don't think we can do that even digging deep.

>>28436080
Who the fuck cares about Arlia, Sampa on the other hand, those guys are bros.

>>28436128
Wait, I meant Sampa. that's the planet we are on, right?

>>28435998
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZz3y6r-5H8&hd=1
>>28436011
>>28436014
>>28436026
You focus, digging deep and tapping into your inner power. Your strength increases, and Zarbons' beam stops pushing yours back. Unfortunately, yours isn't pushing his forward.

Zarbon laughs "You put up an impressive fight, Saiyan, but I know you can't keep this up for long. Prepare to die!"

His laughter is cut off when an energy blast hits him from the side. Looking over, you see Fita, with an unconscious and bloody Spina slung over her shoulder, palm outstretched toward Zarbon.

Her attack wasn't enough to seriously hurt Zarbon or even make him stop channeling his blast. But it does distract him for a moment, and cause his attack to weaken. You give one final push and your beam pushes his back. Your blast hits him and pushes him into the swamp. The ground begins to shake much, much worse, and water begins shooting up into the sky, trees sinking into the murky waters.

"We have to get out of here!" Fita tells you.

>A. She's right, get to the ship

>B. No, you have to make sure Zarbon is dead

>C. You can't leave the villagers here to die

>D. Something else

Shit guys, seriously?
You're going to put yourself in lose-lose situation on purpose?
We can only hope it detonates on impact at this point.

Guys, did thread #18 get archived? I can't seem to find it

>>28436160
>D
Book it, but let's at least make an effort to get the villagers offworld.

Not convinced Zarbon's dead, but at this point we don't have any option but to run.

>>28436160
cheese it, try to get a few villagers off world

>>28436160

D wheres salta

>>28436160
>C. You can't leave the villagers here to die
Fuck it, these guys are bros, we may have fucked up their world, but we sorta owe them.

>>28436242
We left her on the ship.

>>28436242
salta is on the ship

>>28436160
>>B. No, you have to make sure Zarbon is dead
Can't have him coming back to sneak attack us.

>>28436199
We should at least give them a shot at repopulating somewhere.

They're strongish, they can heal and are pretty chill dudes.
Wish they could survive on Venj, chances are they can't.

>>28436199
>>28436217
>>28436242
You fly down to the village and tell their leader that the world is coming apart. You tell him you will take as many of them as you can to safety.

"You will not be able to bring many of us" he says knowingly. "I ask that you take as many of our children from this village as you can. Please, help them."

>A. Agree, and rescue as many of the children as you can

>B. You won't leave without the adults

>C. Leave

Okay guys, from now on AS A RULE
Never engage a beamfight if you need to shoot TOWARDS THE FUCKING PLANET.

This really should be self explanitory.

>>28436340
>Agree, but with conditions
Those are the man's terms, but we should take at least one adult to look after them while we're off.

Because honestly we're kind of shit at stuff like that.

>>28436340
>A

Because you guys couldn't DODGE

>>28436347
Actually, the planet's exploding because we didn't engage in a beamfight with Zarbon's first laser, the one that hit the planet? How about as a rule, if we want to keep the planet we're on, engage in EVERY beamfight that will hit the planet if we don't?

>>28436373
Saiyans are kind of shit at parenting in general. It's not just Frank.

>>28436340
take the leader and some children, bbut fucking book it, no time etc etc just go

>>28436340
>A. Agree, and rescue as many of the children as you can
Demand that 2 adults accompany them as well to make sure the kids don't grow up without a parent figure and education.

>>28436386
Both rules make sense.

Let's just agree that at some point SOMEONE killed the planet, and not name names.

>>28436391
Yea, this is best.
We can't afford to babysit them.

>>28436347

the world is blowing up because we dodge a blast aimed at us that we could tell could blow up a world

we had the choice to try and counter but we chose to dodge

>>28436373
>>28436375
>>28436391
>>28436403
You say you will take the children, but only if he comes as well.

"I can't. My place is here with my people. I was entrusted to protect them, if I cannot do that, I can at least die with them" he tells you.

>A. Try and convince him

>B. Take the children and leave, there's no more time

>C. Leave

>>28436487
A

"Protect your people's future. Your culture dies if your children do not learn your people's ways."

>>28436487
B just book it, hes gonna be hard headed about it
we can plan something later

>>28436487
>>B. Take the children and leave, there's no more time

>>28436487
B)
Hurry, Zarbon could be back up any second

>>28436487
"Do you think the dead will thank you for it?"
"Do not be afraid to live with shame you fool."
"Both the dead and the children will curse you for sending the last of your race to an unknown place without guidance."

>>28436487
Well, B wins. Guess we'll have to take it from here.

>>28436529
>>28436545
>>28436637
You can tell you won't be able to change his mind. You and Fita gather as many of the children as you can and carry them to the ship. You all run on board, and Fita goes to put Spina in the healing tank. Salta comes running from her room and asks you what's going on.

>A. Tell her what happened

>B. Tell her to blast off, you'll explain later

>C. Something else

>>28436663
Damn, their race is fucked if we don't pick him up as well.
Children living on their own?
Shit, we can't accomodate that.

>>28436186

Guys?

>>28436669
B: "no time blast off now! Full throttle!"

>>28436688
We will raise the children in the ways of the Saiyan

>>28436669
>B. Tell her to blast off, you'll explain later
Lickety split

>>28436691
4chan went down at the end of the last thread so it might have not been archived. Go look for it on foolz

>>28436669
>B
"IT HAPPENED AGAIN."

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>>28436704
They will grow to become strong frog warriors

>>28436691
No, it's on Foolz though
https://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/28418967/

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>>28436761
Furk yes

>>28436700
>>28436708
>>28436751
"IT HAPPENED AGAIN" you tell her. "We need to blast off, now!"

She nods and rushes into the cockpit. The ship shudders and blasts off. You escape the atmosphere and leave the planet behind as it comes apart. As you fly away, you see a pod fleeing the planet as well.

Zarbon survived.

A few moments later you are in the main room with Salta, Fita, Fluffy, and some terrified, grief-stricken Sampan children.

>A. Say something to Salta

>B. Say something to Fita

>C. Say something to Fluffy

>D. Say something to the kids

>E. Something else

>>28436846
>D)
Tell the Children that they must train hard to defeat Freiza if they wish the avenge their lost ones

>>28436846
>D. Say something to the kids
"Sampans"
"Your race now depends on YOU."
"I'm giving you a shot at survival because your people allied itself with me."
"Remember the dead, but fight for the living."

>>28436874
This.

"Kids, I'm sorry to tell you, but your planet is gone, destroyed by Frieza's henchmen. Our races share the same fate at this tyrant's hands and we Saiyans will strive to bring both our races justice. Those of you who wish to fight will be trained in our ways. Raise your hand if you want to kick the PTO right in the balls."

>>28436846
No, no, we can recover this. If Zarbon survives the return to freiza, -2 elite soldiers, without his scouter, seemingly ambushed out of nowhere by the saiyans who destroyed the planet he was on, he might as well be dead. If not, he'll be shamed quite heavily by his lord, and we'll have a better chance of recruiting him.

>>28436931
It's not like they have a choice now

>>28436846
>D
"Your parents gave you more than any Saiyan's ever given their kids. Make it count."

>>28436948
You really want somebody like HIM on your team?
Seriously?
The guy will kill us the first chance he gets.

>>28437030
>>28436948
Plus he's a dumbass.

Wait, if Zarbon survived, that means WE did not destroy the planet, Zarbon did.
Because if he lived, our beam couldn't have cracked the planet as he was blocking it.

>>28436874
>>28436925
>>28436931
>>28436977
"Kids, I'm sorry to tell you, but your planet is gone, destroyed by Frieza's henchmen. Our races share the same fate at this tyrant's hands and we Saiyans will strive to bring both our races justice. Those of you who wish to fight will be trained in our ways. Raise your hand if you want to kick the PTO right in the balls" you say to the Sampan children.

They all raise their hands, and Fita smiles approvingly at them.

"Sampans" you address them once again. "Your race now depends on YOU. I'm giving you a shot at survival because your people allied itself with me. Remember the dead, but fight for the living." They stare at you, wide eyes and afraid, but you see something in their eyes. The need for justice, to avenge their loved ones and their world. It reminds you of yourself and your team.

"Your parents gave you more than any Saiyan's ever given their kids. Make it count" you tell them.

Salta walks over to them. "I'll show you all where you'll be sleeping." With that, she leads them away, leaving you with Fita and Fluffy.

>A. Talk to Fita

>B. Talk to Fluffy

>C. Something else

>>28437119
>A.
"Ain't this a bitch?"

>>28437119
>C
Talk at Fluffy, but saying things we'd normally be asking Fita.

>>28437119
>C)
When we talked to the dream man he told us that it was possible for other Saiyains to have survived as they were fired off into space to do Saiyan shit as babies.
Is there any way to check up on that?

>>28437119
Our kids will have someone to play with, that's good.

>>28437159
This
>C. Check with Salta about this

>>28437154
>>28437159
>>28437214
Vote on these

>>28437159
>>28437214
Let's do this.

>>28437244
Mate
>>28437214
>>28437159
These are the same thing, why should we vote on one or the other?

>>28437244
Talk to that computer man about the saiyan babies. Track them down

>>28437119
A. We need a place where we can stash the kids safely and Salta can have her kid. Know any place that fits the bill?

>>28437346
He won't tell you anything you already do not know.

>>28437159
>>28437214
>>28437273
>>28437336
>>28437346
You head to the cockpit and find Salta. You tell her that in your dream you were told there might be other saiyans out there.

She rolls her eyes. "That's great that your dream told you something, but even if there are other saiyans out there, how would we find them?"

>A. Make a suggestion

>B. Set course for Arlia

>C. Set course for Venj

>D. Something else

>>28437429
A

Tell her to try and access the PTO's last missions for Saiyan babies.

>>28437429
>A. Hack Frieza's server and check for any saiyan missions sent before the planet blew up

>>28437429
>D
Someone must keep records on that sort of detail.

In the mean time, we have a bunch of refugee kids to deal with and a Saiyan baby on the way, so a habitable planet way the fuck away from any PTO outpost would be good.

>>28437429
>A. Make a suggestion
"Well, we'd need somebody who can hack the PTO database containing mission logs."

>>28437429

we need to find records of mission

not all the saiyans could have been on the planet at the time

>>28437429
Let's just ask the dream man. He seemed like he knew things

>>28437429
>D. Something else
The kids can't survive at Venj right? So we need to find a planet that can host them.
Arlia was a terrible mistake and Carros pod is still there, so that means it's almost certain ambush.

We need to find another planet.

>>28437444
>>28437451
>>28437513
"Well, we'd need somebody who can hack the PTO database containing mission logs" you tell her.

"And where exactly would we find one? And even if we did find somebody who could do it, what makes you think Frieza wouldn't have had any saiyans who were away hunted down?" she asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Go talk to Fita

>C. Go talk to Fluffy

>D. Something else

>>28437609
A) " Give em a little more credit than that. I'm sure they couldn't have screwed up as much as I have."

>>28437609
>A. "honey, so far Frieza hasn't shown a great deal of competence and intelligence"
>"He overcompensates it with his strength... actually, he might be overcompensating for something else too"
ken doll frieza

>>28437609
>A. Say something
"Hey, just a thought, another thing to add in our 'shit-to-do' list."
"It's possible he'd let the babies finish doing the planetary cleanup before killing them off."

"Anyhow, we need a new planet. Somewhere to start our base of operations."

>>28437609
>A
If I can do it, anyone can.

Anyway, we need a new planet with no PTO near it.

>>28437609
Let's go meditate and talk to dream man. Ask him personally where they are

>>28437609
>>28437866
Probably the best bet. Even not taking meta knowledge into account somnius is helpful for realizing things

>>28437866
Well whatve we got to lose. Change my vote to this

>>28437946
>>28437866
>>28437962
You two do realize we asked him this already. He won't give away more info. In fact he made it pretty clear where his line for info giving is in the last meta session...
He wasn't useful for anything we didn't already know...

>>28437866
No, he'll just tell us to find out for ourselves. Plus, I suspect going too meta will have unintended consequences.

>>28437962
our conciousness and possibly our sanity?
Still, sanity IS for the weak.

>>28437635
>>28437695
>>28437712
>>28437727
" Give em a little more credit than that. I'm sure they couldn't have screwed up as much as I have" you joke, causing her to laugh.

"I suppose that's true" she concedes.

"Anyhow, we need a new planet. Somewhere to start our base of operations" you tell her.

"We could try returning to Venj" she suggests. "There aren't many uninhabited worlds in Frieza or Cooler territory. We could just fly randomly and see what we come across."

>A. Venj

>B. Random

>C. Something else

>>28438045
C.

Why don't we just leave Frieza and Cooler territory entirely and find a random planet there?

>>28438045
>B. Random

>>28438063
That'w what option b is

>>28438045
>C. "How about something outside of both their territories? An inhabited planet, average tech, but unclaimed for whatever reason"

>>28438045
Go random. Why just hang out in this part of the universe? Keep flying until we find a nice planet to raise the kids

>>28438045
>B. Random
Should have convinced the elder/champion to come with us.

>>28438072
okay, I thought she meant a random planet within either of their territories

>>28438045
>B. Random
Alternativly ask our guest of unknown liniage for a hideyhole.

>>28438045
>>B. Random
"Flying randomly it is then."
"Venj would probably kill the kids not to mention it could be watched."

>>28438098
We wanted to but we had absolutely no time

>>28438045
Really, stopping by Venj to restock on food might be good, but then we'd really have to GTFO.

>>28438063
>>28438067
>>28438082
>>28438098
>>28438109
You tell her to make random jumps until you find something suitable. She goes and enters the parameters into the computer, and your ship blasts off.

>A. Talk to Salta

>B. Talk to Spina

>C. Talk to Fita

>D. Talk to Fluffy

>E. Talk to Sampan children

>F. Eat

>G. Sleep

>H. Shower

>J. Something else

>>28438142
>C. Talk to Fita

>>28438142
>A: "so looks like we adopted a bunch of kids. Hopefully they can help keep ours company

>>28438142
>C
Talk to Fita, then check on Spina.

>>28438142
>E. Go talk to them, ask them if they are hungry, if they need to eat, if they want something to entertain themselves.

>>28438117
Really?

Just a few seconds to say, "Your culture doesn't deserve to die", "I need an adult" and "Saiyans are terrible parents" would have been fine.

>>28438203
>entartain
That's not how you spell train.

>>28438269
Yea, I agree, we need somebody to babysit them and an Emperor, although we sorta did lost our tiny empire there, really doesn't have time for that.

>>28438308
>doesn't have time for that
>no mention about capability or lackthereof

Uh huh.

Seconding >>28438203

>>28438159
>>28438195
You go look for Fita. She is no longer in the main room, and Fluffy is sleeping peacefully. His leg jerks a lot, Spina has told you this means he is dreaming of chasing a Triceratops. You figure the most logical place to check for Fita would be her room. You come to it to find the door shut.

>A. Knock

>B. Enter without knocking

>C. Leave

>>28438370
>A. Knock, show character development.

>>28438370
>A. Knock

>>28438370
>A. Knock

>>28438370
A) Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur

>>28438380
>>28438387
>>28438416
You decide that knocking is a good idea, and do so like she had asked you to. A few moments later, the door slides open and Fita leans on the frame.

"So" she says "You finally learned how to knock! Progress!" she exclaims with a grin.

>A. Say something

>B. Leave

>C. Something else

>>28438439
>A. "Hey there. I'd like to talk you about a few things... such as your opinion about the kids situation and if you know any planets we could visit to train or get resources at"

>>28438439
A. So... did you have any siblings? Or parents? Or any experience dealing with children?

Because, well, fuck. I need help.

>>28438471
This + "Or just safely leave the kids."

>>28438471
>>28438482
>>28438488
"Hey there. I'd like to talk you about a few things... such as your opinion about the kids situation" you tell her. " So... did you have any siblings? Or parents? Or any experience dealing with children? Because, well, fuck. I need help."

She smiles "I had lots of siblings! I'm sure I can help you with these kids."

>A. Say something

>B. Leave

>C. Something else

>>28438528
>A. Say something
"Excellent. The Saiyan method of childrearing usually involves sending the newborn with orders to conquer a planet with a frequent moon phase and weak inhabitants. Somehow it doesn't seem like the best idea in this instance."

>>28438585
haha, yeah, this

>>28438585
This, but make sure we don't rule it out

>>28438585
>>28438671
>>28438696
"Excellent. The Saiyan method of childrearing usually involves sending the newborn with orders to conquer a planet with a frequent moon phase and weak inhabitants. Somehow it doesn't seem like the best idea in this instance" you tell her.

She smirks. "Really? I would think sending infants of a nearly extinct race to random hostile worlds would be a wonderful idea. So, what exactly do you want my help with?" she asks you.

>A. You just want to talk

>B. Entertaining them

>C. Feeding them

>D. Cleaning them

>E. Changing them

>F. Something else

>>28438742
F. Teaching them
D. Cleaning them

>>28438742
>F
"Yes. All the things. Because holy shit, this is way, WAY outside our expertise."

>>28438742
>B+F. "If you could help taking care of them in general sometiems that'd be nice, but the real need is knowledge. I don't know much about handling children, I mean, how do I entertain them for instance?"

>>28438775
>>28438787
>>28438791
"Yes. All the things. Because holy shit, this is way, WAY outside our expertise" you admit to her. "If you could help taking care of them in general sometimes that'd be nice, but the real need is knowledge. I don't know much about handling children, I mean, how do I entertain them for instance?"

She smiles "Little kids are easy to entertain. You can just show them something shiny or something that makes noise and that will keep them busy for at least an afternoon. They usually love to hear stories or play games. It's all simple really."

>A. Say something

>B. Leave

>C. Something else

>>28438742
"Well we just need some help in general. I didn't know you came from a big family, tell me about that"
This is our chance to get close to her guys

>>28438836
>B. Leave

>>28438836
>A)
Ask her if she'd ever thought about having Children.
Remember the race, people

>>28438882
Smart way of bringing it up

>>28438855
Sounds good to me.

>>28438855
>>28438882
Can we combine these and just start talking to her about her family? She might let it slip what race she is

>>28438929
"You never told me about your family before. Where did you grow up anyway? Do you keep in contact with them?"

>>28438904
Yeah. I want to avoid waifu/harem quest as much as possible but I understand that, under these circumstances, it is neccessary.

>>28438975
At this point it really is a subset of the quest.

>>28439008
Ideally we'll take over a planet with cloning technology and then we can create Saiyans that way

>>28439168
>Attack of the Clones

No.

>>28438855
>>28438882
>>28438913
>>28438929
>>28438973
>>28438975
>>28439008
"Well we just need some help in general. I didn't know you came from a big family, tell me about that" you tell her.

"Well..." she thinks about it for a moment. "Alright. I grew up on a world far away from here. My parents raised me and all of my siblings. There were a lot of us, and we all spent our days doing all sorts of things. Some of them loved reading, so our parents gave them lots of books. Some, like me, preferred fighting, so they set up a sparring chamber for us to use. They taught us all sorts of things as we grew up. And when I became an adult, they told me I could do whatever I wanted. So, I decided that I wanted to go to different worlds, and fight the strongest people I could find. I did that for two years, and then I met you."

>A. Say something else

>B. Leave

>C. Something else

>>28439201
They don't have to be exact clones.
We can fuck with their DNA, just for laughs

>>28439217
>A: "And hows that going for you? meeting me I mean..."

>>28439217
Nice she's opening up to us. lets ask one more and then go do something else. we don't want to annoy her with too many questions
"Your parents sound like good people.was it a nice planet? any chance we can maybe set up shop on that planet? we can't exactly drag the kids around with us all the time."

>>28439217
"I don't suppose we could take the kids to that planet?"
"Then again, it might be a bad idea considering that lately most planets I've visited had a tendency of blowing up for one reason or another."

>>28439270
>>28439317
"And hows that going for you? meeting me I mean..." you ask.

She smirks "I haven't decided yet. You seem okay, though you have a major tendency to get planets blown up, it seems. And I've had some really tough fights since I started travelling with you, so that's good. Overall, I haven't completely made up my mind about you yet, though you're off to a pretty good start."

"Your parents sound like good people. Was it a nice planet? Any chance we can maybe set up shop on that planet? We can't exactly drag the kids around with us all the time" you say to her.

"They are nice people" she agrees. "The planet was nothing special but my family made it a great place to live. I don't want you setting shop up there though. I don't want any trouble to come to my family."

>A. Say something

>B. Leave

>C. Something else

>>28439317
>any chance we can maybe set up shop on that planet?
Bad idea. If we're going to send the kids to that planet, we should do it via a different planet. Have Fita take them on some form of public transport, then have her come back to us the same way or on a new ship or something.

>>28439413
"Fair enough. I am kind of a trouble magnet. well, looks like we're heading to a random planet. we might be jumping around for a while, any place you want to go sight-seeing?"

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>>28439413
>B. Knock on the way out too. "Smell ya later"

>>28439413
she likes us. this is good, but we still have to get her to trust us.

anyway lets go with >>28439448
see if she has any advice on where to go. she said shes been traveling for a couple years so she has to know somewhere we can go

>>28439413
A. "Fair enough. Like you said, I don't exactly have the best track record with planets...Anyway, just wanted to check in and apologize for Salta giving you the cold shoulder when you first came aboard. And thanks in advance for the help with the kids, you have no idea how desperately we're going to need it."

>>28439413
>A. Say something
"Fair enough."
"With the amount of planets that have blown up recently, it doubt anybody who has heard of me would want me on their planet."

>>28439482
Really? You think she's going to keep likening us after some of her favorite planets suddenly cease to be shortly after we set foot on them? At this rate we're worse than Frieza (not our fault, but still).

>>28439413
C. Work to increase your powerlevel, sparring, training, some kind of meditating.

Clearly we're getting a little too powerful for our own good. From now on, whenever we're going to launch a super powerful ki wave/blast at an enemy, let's make sure we're below them and shooting towards the sky.

>>28439413
on the way out say "By the way, nice shoes wanna fuck?"

>>28439554
Remember we are in a little tin can surrounded by the vacuum of space. No sparring.

>>28439448
>>28439482
>>28439497
>>28439524
"Fair enough. I am kind of a trouble magnet. well, looks like we're heading to a random planet. we might be jumping around for a while, any place you want to go sight-seeing?" you ask.

"Well, I have always wanted to see E- never mind" she tells you.

"Fair enough. Like you said, I don't exactly have the best track record with planets...Anyway, just wanted to check in and apologize for Salta giving you the cold shoulder when you first came aboard. And thanks in advance for the help with the kids, you have no idea how desperately we're going to need it" you tell her.

She laughs "I think I can hazard a guess. And don't worry about how Salta acted, I get it. No hard feelings on my part, I promise."

>A. Say something

>B. Leave

>C. Something else

>>28439575
Haha you dick
I got that reference

>>28439581
Good thinking

>>28439573
No. Make sure both we and our opponent are level so nomater who wins the exchange (we dodge a lot) the energy blast will clear the horizon without disrupting the planet's core.

>>28439588
"they're warming up to you though" on the way out and then lets go talk to spina, see how shes doing in recovery

>>28439588
>"Well, I have always wanted to see E- never mind" she tells you.
Planet Eros, the porn planet? Didn't that place get destroyed by Black Star Dragon Balls.

grrraaaaa

We should probably try to train everybody in the use of telepathy.
Ranged communication is pretty good to have.

>>28439588
I always wanted to see Earth.

>>28439634
Fritos Knows about earth. we can get her to tell us eventually, but we have to become good friends with her first

>>28439588
>A. "oh and by the way, that planet you were gonna mention? No need to be afraid of mentioning it if it's away from Frieza's territory"

>>28439634
Nah, she wanted to see Ee-arth.

>>28439634
You wish, we can't go there yet anyway. I want to at least get Kaioken out of that planet. Not as good as Super Saiyan but hey, anything to give us an edge.

>>28439674
pretty sre we have to die to go see king kai

>>28439674
Goku is many years away from dying and going to King Kai's planet to learn the Kaioken

>>28439674
>I want to at least get Kaioken out of that planet.
Kaioken wasn't an Earth technique though; it was King Kai's. So unless you're planning on waiting 20+ years and then buddying up with Kakarot, Earth isn't gonna be much help learning Kaioken.

>>28439617
"They're warming up to you though" you tell her as you turn to leave. "Oh and by the way, that planet you were gonna mention? No need to be afraid of mentioning it if it's away from Frieza's territory" you say before leaving.

Fita stands in the doorway for a long moment, seeming lost in thought, before shutting the door.

What should you do now?

>A. Talk to Salta

>B. Check on Spina

>C. Talk to Fluffy

>D. Check on the Sampans

>E. Eat

>F. Sleep

>G. Shower

>H. Something else

>>28439413
Damn, I was really looking forward to seeing Endor

Spina would love an army of Ewoks.

>>28439740
Damnit, she would [/spoiler[

>>28439760
She would die from all the fuzziness
>B: lets see how shes doing. she was all bloodied up right

>>28439739
>H. Browse the space internet for any Distance Learning Courses in Child Psychology

>>28439739
B)

>>28439739
if we read an unconscious person's mind would we be able to hear their dreams?
lets go try it out
>B

>>28439773
>>28439794
>>28439800
You decide to go check on Spina. Walking through the ship, you soon come upon the medical bay. Stepping in, you stand before the healing chamber. Spina floats in it, wearing only her undergarments, a breathalyzer on her face and various tubes connected to her body.

>A. Check the readings

>B. Read her mind

>C. Something else

>>28439833
B) Inception?

>>28439833
>A. Check the readings, and her power

>>28439833
A. Let's see if she's gonna make it. Also, why violate her privacy with mind reading if there's no urgency? It's not like we just got to Namek or something.

>>28439833
A and B

>>28439833
>C
Communicate with her telepathically, let her know we got away and that she's going to be okay.

>>28439833
A -> B

>>28439833
A first, we can read her mind later

also shes probably gonna shoot up to like 20k after that fight

>>28439833
>B. see if she's awake, wouldn't want to disturb her rest if she needs it.

If she is awake
>C. Send her a telepatic "Hey Spina, you're going to be fine and out of here pretty soon. Anything you want to talk about in the meantime?"

>>28439849
>>28439855
>>28439858
>>28439886
>>28439902
You check the readings. All of her vitals appear good, and her injuries are nearly recovered. The computer estimates she will be able to leave the chamber in about an hour.

>A. Read her mind

>B. Read your own mind

>C. Go talk to Salta

>D. Go talk to Fita

>E. Go talk to Sampans

>F. Go talk to Fluffy

>G. Go eat

>H. Go sleep

>I. Go shower

>J. Something else

>>28439932
A: see whats going on in there
maybe shes dreaming of ewoks

>>28439932
B. Let's read our own mind for fun!

>>28439932
J) Train more on Ki sensing

>>28439932
A

>>28439932
Go train Ki-shaping in front of the sampans so they'll understand what they're going to learn eventually.

>>28439932
>J
Invite Spina to a mental Skype session.

>>28439932
Don't bother her if she'll be out in an hour.

We need to spend time with the Sampans and make sure they are adjusted.

>>28439932
B. Let's see if it's empty or not.

>>28439952
>>28440006
>>28439973
>>28440016
Vote on these

>>28440057
I voted for B.

>>28439973
>>28440014

These.

>>28440016
This sounds entertaining

>>28440057
3 of those are the same thing.
>>28439952
>>28440006
>>28440016

I don't get it. What's the point of talking to Spina? She'll be fine in an hour and she's a Saiyan so she'll wake up stronger. When we read her mind before all we learned was that she's very one dimensional.

I just though of an awesome name for the kid if its a girl
Kayle

>>28440113
It's a use of an ability that's presently underdeveloped. Plus, it'd be reassuring to know that we're out here, right?

>>28439952
>>28439973
>>28440006
>>28440016
>>28440079
You decide to try reading her mind. Oddly enough, you don't hear any thoughts, all you can make out is swirling images.

>A. Focus, try to see what she is dreaming about

>B. Leave

>C. Something else

>>28440214
A
this is kinda cool. we can see other peoples images now

>>28440214
A) We must become master mind reader.

>>28440214

>C

Train in front of the Sampan children. Only Physical things like push ups and ki molding though.

>>28440214
A. But sit down somewhere nearby first.

>>28440214
A: if we get a clear picture lets see if we can like... walk into her dream and let her know shes going to be okay

>>28440214
>A. Focus, try to see what she is dreaming about

>>28440214
A. We need to practice this shit as much as possible if we're going to make any good use of it against strong enemies.

>>28440343
No reason we cant do both
balance of the mind and spirit leads to greater strength

>mfw I suggested telepathy and it shaped the character.

>>28440228
>>28440230
>>28440241
>>28440243
>>28440258
>>28440263
You take a seat in front of the chamber and focus. The images gradually clarify, and you finally see what she is dreaming about.

You see two young girls sparring in a large room. Upon closer examination you recognize it as a room from the training facility on planet Vegeta. The smaller girl is fiercely attacking the bigger one, and all of her attacks are being blocked or dodged. This continues for a few more seconds before the bigger one suddenly delivers a kick that knocks the smaller one on her back.

"Come on Spina, you need to learn to fight smart" the older one says.

>A. Try and communicate

>B. Keep watching

>C. Leave

>D. Something else

>>28440400
B
character development time

>>28440400
B. let's see if she learned anything from her sister.

>>28440400
B) 2inception4me

>>28440366
Indeed, I always liked the mystic type shit.
Piccolo was greatest non-saiyan badass in DBZ because of it.

If Saiyan starts dipping in that path instead of going full brute mode like Vegeta, shit's going to get real.
Goku only really dabbled in those arts.

>>28440400
A: walk into the dream and have sex with both of them.
they're salta and spina, just a little younger. nothing wrong with that right?

This is obviously a joke, im voting A

>>28440451
[spoiler meant im actually voting B[/spoiler]

>>28440400
>B. Keep watching

>>28440425
>>28440441
>>28440444
>>28440464
>>28440467
Spina gets angry and gets to her feet, firing a series of ki blasts at the bigger girl, who easily dodges. The bigger girl keeps dodging as she gets closer, and jumps over her, delivering a kick to her back that knocks her on her face.

"Come on Spina, I know you can do better than that!" she says.

"Shut up Salta!" Spina screams as she gets to her feet and charges.

Salta continues to dodge Spina's rapid attacks, and what she can't dodge, she blocks. This keeps going for several more minutes until Spina falls to the ground in exhaustion, crying in frustration.

Salta kneels next to her and puts a hand on her shoulder. "Spina, what happened? I've seen you fight so much better than this" she tells her softly.

Spina shoves her hand away. "I did my best!" she yells. "But no matter how hard I try, I can never be as good as you!"

Spina storms off, and Salta watches her with concern. The scene shifts.

>A. Communicate

>B. Keep watching

>C. Leave

>D. Something else

>>28440400
>Loli salta and spina

Somnius you know my fetishes... sisters and lolis

We need to buy new scouters.

>>28440612
>B. Keep watching. We lurker now.

>>28440612
A: Walk into the room and comfort kid Spina.
do fatherly things to make ehr feel better i dont know

>>28440612
B.

>>28440612
B. We must go deeper.

>>28440400
A. KICK HER ASS

I need to be brought up to speed.
It seems the Saiyan Genocide has happened already and we managed to escape. That I understand.
We have two Saiyan females named Spina and Salta, and they're sisters, and one female of unknown race aboard our vessel?
What's the jist of why they're with us?

>>28440612
A. Try to communicate ourselves into her dream.

We want her Furious when she wakes up. Emotional responses trigger increased Zenkai.

If she calls us on our shit when she wakes up? Sweep that bitch into the back room and make with the schmoozing. Or bust her ass real quick.

Remind her that as the last 3.5 saiyans alive, we cannot have goals. Only checkpoints on the way to our greater achievements.

>>28440758
Spina and Salta were part of your squad before the destruction of Vegeta, so the three of you are sticking together.

Fita joined up with you after the two of you destroyed a planet in a battle against each other. She's with you because you helped her escape and she respects you as a warrior

>>28440758
They're strong and we need strong guise to help us kill people and because they're our bitches.

>>28440619
We don't need them for sensing. Oh, OP? Can our protagonist start measuring everyone he faces in Radiz's?

>>28440848
I know we don't, but every time I suggest we read someone's power using our ki sensing somebody says we can't (even if we already did it before!)

>>28440758
>>28440758
Spina and Salta are squad members.
Salta used to be the leader, but now we've taken the mantle. The other two Saiyans died, Portat before planet blew up and Carros for turning against us.

The third woman we picked up from a criminal planet ultimate when our tournament match with her accidently destroyed the planet.