>>28487620

"N-no, I can't," The young man says much too quickly, and despite the tremor in his voice, you know he's serious. "I can't just leave you, that thing--"

"...will kill you," You finish for him, bluntly. Your vox speakers robbing your voice of all warmth. "Come on, Souji. You're Fran's assistant, that means you're smart. What can you do in this situation, huh? Talk him to death?" You turn towards him again, just for a second. "Run, dammit. RUN."

"But--"

"RUN!" You scream at him, just as Strauss' pet begins to roar - the glowing glass vial jutting out of its abdoment, welded and held there by jagged pieces of metal, beginning to shine a bright, blinding red. Washing out every other color around it, its contents churning. "I TOLD YOU TO FUCKING RUN!"

Whether he was actually cowed by you screaming at him or by Butterfingers suddenly exploding into a bestial charge - the ground trembling with every step the monstrous giant took - you let out a sigh of relief as Souji finally takes off, carrying Ekaterina's limp form in his arms, legs desperately pumping up and down as he sprinted away. ...Kid's a fast runner for someone who looked like they spent the entire day on the internet.

That's one less thing to worry about. Now, to worry about the other thing, here--

Throwing yourself to the side - the roll you tuck yourself into making several of your already-bruised ribs stab more painfully in protest - and you barely avoid being reduced to a smear on the ground by Butterfingers' first charge.

Forcing yourself back on your feet - despite every cell in your body screaming for you to just lie down and rest - you dodge a brutish swing from its spiked arms, and another, and another. The last one missing you by bare millimeters, with one of the spikes actually managing to scratch a deep furrow across the top of your helmet.

[1/2]

>>28487621

...Shit, you'll have to use 'that', won't you? This thing doesn't look like it'll even flinch if you hit it full force in the face with a crowbar.

You take the opportunity to try it out a second after you think it, ducking underneath a swing that would have torn you neatly in half had you been a split-second slower. You bring the crowbar into its face in a double-handed, overhead axe cleave - and all you managed to do, despite the impact feeling like you just broke both your arms in the process, was make it even more angry.

Well. Fuck that, then.

You toss the crowbar aside - your favorite wetwork tool now bent into L-shaped uselessness - and it's here that you break into a run. A full-out run back up the Red Line Highway, your booted feet kicking up loose asphalt. Butterfingers letting out another earth-shaking roar behind you, before giving chase.

"Running?" Strauss' voice crackles into life in your ear. "Zat is vhat you're doing? Phahahaha! Look at zis! You are actually thinking you can escape him!" Another bout of cackling. "No one runs from Butterfingers, my dear Culexus!"

"No doubt," You reply. "But I'm not running, you lunatic."

"Oh?" Strauss chuckles. "Zen vhat are you--"

"Getting into range."

You hold out your hand to your side, gloved fingers spreading momentarily, before you curl them around a slender rose stalk, easily as long as you are tall.

Why does it have to be a rose? Why the fuck does it have to be a bow?

A flash of bright, painfully-pink light, and a giant rose blossom unfurls at its tip, blazing with pink flame.

Why pink? WHY did it have to be pink?

[2/3]

>>28487628


At the same time, a solid beam of pure crimson light materializes in your other hand, crackling eagerly in your grip. Energy manifested and compressed into a single, streamlined shaft, literally shaking with restrained explosive force.

You skid to a halt the moment you hear Strauss' monster give another roar - and you spin neatly on your heel just as you nock arrow to bow and pull back. Despite having no visible drawstring, you feel the teeth-gritting resistance of one pushing back against your hand, the rose stalk tensing as you strain for every inch.

And as you aim - forcing your shaking arms still as you find your center - you see the hulking form of Butterfingers closing the distance between you with every moment. You managed to put twenty paces between you - now he was rapidly eating it up in a loping run. Both spiked arms spread on either side of him.

Fifteen paces. Now ten.

Ten paces. That's...that's fine. You can hit something at that range.

Where do you shoot him?

[]In the big shiny red glowing thing.
[]In his ugly face.

>>28487638
[x]In the big shiny red glowing thing.

deja vu like a fucking truck what the hell

>>28487638
>[X]In the big shiny red glowing thing.
Glowing weak spot.

It's a fucking soul gem or a grief seed or something, I'm sure.

But I can't think of any better way to put down someone who's been as corrupted than with Meduca's bow.

>>28487638
[x] SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD! SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!

>>28487638
[X]In his ugly face.
Always aim for the head.
>>28487672
It's just a container full of rage chemicals. Fleshpounds aren't even magic.

>>28487638
[X] Big shiny red glowing thing.

When presented with a target....

>>28487638
[x]In the big shiny red glowing thing
It seems like such an obvious weak point; it's not a trap, is it?

>>28487685
normal fleshpounds, maybe.

But this one is made by a mad magical girl scientist.

And I can't think of any better way to infect someone with THE RAGE than by using a Grief Seed as a container, can you?

>>28487638
[X] in the shining red glowing thing.

>>28487620
...isn't that Akira from Rival Schools?

>>28487638
Hrm...
Well, I was half-right about 'that'. It's just the bow.

[X]Shoot the shiny.
Shooting the face may not do anything. The red gem changes colors. It is either a restraint unit, or its' 'heart' of sorts.
That, and in the chance we miss...
Well, better to hit a solid chunk of body than miss the head.

>>28487710
>Well, I was half-right about 'that'. It's just the bow.
that we can see. It's a fair assumption that most Culexus have a normal MG outfit under their suit.

>>28487707
Oh boy here we go.

>>28487638
>Fleshpounds

Does no-one Google the damn name?

>[x]In his ugly face.

>>28487685
Well, wouldn't breaking the container of such chemicals be a good thing? And wouldn't such a container lead to vital areas, which would be affected by an explosive arrow?

Or would Strauss have set it up as a decoy weak point?

>>28487722
I don't know, but I'm betting she didn't plan on an interaction with the Goddess of Magical Girls Bow of Salvation.

>>28487717
...That must be uncomfortable as hell.

[X] LEGS.

>>28487730
Of course. Why do you think most Culexus are so grumpy?

>>28487638
[X]In the big shiny red glowing thing.

>>28487717

I talked about this with Decu. Culexus keep their MG outfit under the suit. Malal and Yuma keep their canon outfits under the leather.

>>28487732
[X] FUCKING THIS
If there's one thing I've learned from New Vegas, its ALWAYS START OFF BY SHOOTING DEATHCLAWS IN THE LEGS.

BECAUSE IT CRIPPLES THEIR FUCKING MOVEMENT

SHOOT THE LEGS, THEN WE CAN JUST KITE THE FUCK

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>>28487638
Someone been hitting the evil monster gym?

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>>28487638
Well, on one side FP's take more damage from headshots, on the other side, I want to see what happens when we explode the drug reservoir.
[X]In the big shiny red glowing thing.

>>28487740
Yeah, I thought id seen that alluded to someplace

>>28487740

I only imagine how does Malal fit the poofy skirt of her MG costume into the Culexus suit

>>28487749
>Well, on one side FP's take more damage from headshots

Strictly speaking, Fleshpounds' heads have a seperate, smaller HP pool to the body. Shooting the head is quicker because of that, not due to a damage multiplier.

>>28487748
good to see you NECO
how is the crazy thing that you call journalism going?

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Just so you know, this is what you're up against.

>>28487768

The Culexus outfit probably suppresses the normal transformation? Otherwise it would be really uncomfortable...

>>28487719
go where?

>>28487721
No, because metagaming is bad.

>>28487721
>implying Strauss wouldn't fix an obvious weakpoint

>>28487778
aaaaasssssdddddwwwwwwaaaasdaddawa

>>28487801
Looks like someone accidentally pressed the chat button again!

>>28487721
>Does no-one Google the damn name?
That's exactly what I'd do if I was in a life or death battle with one after the fucking thing tore apart the bike I was on.

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>>28487801
>FLESH
>POUUUND!

>>28487809
>Not having a HUD in your biker helmet
>Not having it set to automatically google any word that comes through that is not registered as known by you
>Not having it pull up important information about any searched nouns automatically

>>28487824
We're in Varrigan city. You need to pay for the wifi.

>>28487830
TRULY, IT IS HELL ON EARTH.

>>28487824

Yeah, why don't you google "Butterfingers" and see if that gets you any useful intel on that critter. Because in-universe, no one mentioned "fleshpound".

>>28487824
>assuming this isn't the first one ever because Strauss made it from scratch
Really?

>>28487776
Oh, you know. It pays the bills.

Well, I mean, nyot really. It's the high-intrigue corp deals that pay the bills. But those are like journyalism

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I suppose it makes sense that the best time of the day is the time when I'm awake due to insomnia.

>>28487836
"butterfingers monster spikes"?

No offense Decu, but I'll be glad when this arc is over and done with. It has been super depressing.

>>28487936
You say that like it's a bad thing. Do you even noir?

>>28487936
Healing seems to be working then.

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>>28487936
>>28487953
>>28487959

>>28487953
2noir4me
>>28487959
I'm going to be healed to death at this rate.

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>>28487936
>>28487953
>>28487959
>>28487974
>Decu's face

>>28487978
>2noir4me
Yeah well, I really like Malal. She's like the only character who's admitted that MG's are just fucking murderhobos out for the money and the excitement of killing people and is trying to make amends for it. It's a much-needed injection of thought into thins mindless blundering.

>>28488029
I have absolutely no problem whatsoever with Malal. She's fantastic.

>>28488029
What about Wendy?

Chiaki's pretty jaded, too...

>>28488069
Not just jaded. Malal seems like she realizes how it is wrong and is trying to change that. That tankes strength.

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>>28487996

>>28488089

Damn, I forgot to change the speech bubble to "No Decu No!"

>>28488029
I dont think murdeehoboism really fits with MG life.

Granted, the QBs are a lot more upfront about the nature of their faustian deal, but even so, its one wish.

And there are as many reasons to be an MG as there are MGs.

Really its a distasteful business, but theres always some poor schmuck who'll trade everything they ever had and everything they might ever be for a golden ticket.

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>>28488089
>>28488099

Fixed

>>28488106
Implying they don't end up as hired killers one way or the other, or working for an organization that runs hired killers. That's like all they do, there's no community service witch eradicating left here.

>>28488089
>>28488118
HAHAHAHAHA
Thanks anon, Thanks
this make me a slightly less sad prinny dood

>>28488118
Swap the Mami head with Midorin head.

>>28488138
Bloody hat, you mean.

>>28488119
>there's no community service witch eradicating left here
Why do something for free when you can get paid for it?

>>28488147
ryan pls

>>28488099
>Implying Decu isn't actually Urubochi in the first place

Geez, is the 15-minute limit even worth keeping any more?

>>28488119
Thats what the system does to MGs but by the time you realize that its too late because you're in the system and your existence is dependant on grief seefs.

But witch hunting still happens, and indeed thats the thrust of QBs magical girl propaganda

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>>28487638
>Malal using Meducas Bow

I know I should have expected that but for some reason I didnt. Why didnt I?

>>28488213
At this rate? Prolly not.

>>28488277
Because it's easy to forget that Malal is the reincarnation of a goddess, under that street tough exterior and sexy biker outfit.

90 minutes
decu is dead
just like malal

>>28488285
>reincarnation of a goddess
More like reincarnation of Madoka, the real one that is.

>>28488277
kinda unrelated, but should i read the manga while i wait for a good-quality release of the movie?

>>28488277
I find that Madoka inducing violent vomiting in other magical girls is far more amusing.

She's just so sweet and nice! Makes you sick.

>>28488298
No, the manga is awful.

>>28488298
>>28488303
The manga isn't *awful*, but it is a rather terrible adaptation of the series; just watch it again instead.

>>28488300
Malal needs to use the "like a fucking dragon" line some time.

>>28488322
Not him, but I haven't watched it at all.

I'm kinda afraid too now, after reading MGN 3~ times.

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>>28488138
>>28488142

Anything else my master?

>>28488334
>afraid
wot

>>28488337
I see no blood

>>28488334
Don't worry, it's not as bad as MGNQ. There's even a happy* ending!

http://www.nyaa.se/?page=view&tid=386504

>>28488334
The series is actually not that bad if you marathon it.

>>28488339
>>28488345
>>28488351

Not "afraid" afraid.

Just, all the characters are in my head as their MGN persona's, which are different than whatever they are in the real series.

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>>28488285
>reincarnation of a goddess
Shin Madoka Tensei
sorry i couldn’t resist

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>>28488356

Is only in the fourth one does a goddess actually gets resurrected

>>28488334
im at episode 10. holyOMGBLEH kyuubey you make me want to kill every feline on the planet. also, sayaka is a bitch

>>28488334
Just marathoned it a few days ago because of MGNQ.

Watch it. Waaaaaatch iiiiiiit.

>>28488379
Episode 10 is best episode.

>>28488355
Not that different. Mami's basically the same, KyoukoxSayaka is practically canon anyway, and Homu is homuhomu.
The only real change is Miss Not Appearing In This Quest Because You Turned Her Into A Witch You Monster.
But that's canon for Rebellion anyway so whatever.

Oh wait, I just realised something. Strauss claims to have created the first Maerorus, a perfect union between Witch and Magical Girl.
But Faust. Who was created by Murderface. Accidentally.
I_accidentally_a_goddess_is_this_bad.jpg when?

>>28488396
i have no problem being trapped eternally in this maze.

/shivers.

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>>28488298
Depends. Not really. Read Oriko Magica or Kazumi Magica instead since some of those characters show up in MGNQ.

Kazumi Magica has an interesting premise and Theme of "Teenage girls are all backstabbing cunts" is alsodecent, its just that the Story gets batshit-retarded after the first few chapters.

Orico Magica is just more suffering like in the animus and could be considered one of the timelines Homuhomu lands in before saving Madoka and by that I mean fucking the Universe sideways.
It als features the second cutest Meguca off all.

>>28488415
>>28488396
Once you're done watch this, an excellent in-depth analysis of the series.
http://sfdebris.com/videos/animation/madoka.php

>>28488406
Ahahahaha oh my god.

We have to introduce Pinky to Strauss.

I WANT TO SEE THE LOOK ON HER FACE

>>28488417
Isn't that Omegon? Why are all the cutest megucas Culexus in this quest?

>>28488421
I remember that. Pretty good, even if he did use the dub for his review.

Bunnycat is a dick.

>>28488367
well the name come from of the novel in with a goddess is reencarned
and tensei is for reincarnation not resurrection
I should stop posting things unrelated and showing how much of a nerd I'm

>>28488406
Strauss is wrong. She just slapped witch flesh on a Meguca and called it a day.

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>>28488417

Poor Yuma. Abusive parents, sempai and all her squad mates die, everyone she hates gets off for free, girlfriend is living on borrowed time.

Being Omegon is suffering

>>28488417
Yeah, not too far from how I'd sum up the mangoes.
Official series manga: Crap retelling. Just watch the anime.
Kazumi: A ton of potential and some interesting bits, but too many characters with zero development and most of them have some really weird designs and yet are somehow still forgettable, and the entire plot goes insane and arbitrarily ass-upwards and is just groan-inducing.
Oriko: Potential in the other direction, since it manages to not have a billion characters, and better designs too. Gives Homura a foil which is interesting. But still not all that great, and the art is kind of shitty.
Overall my opinion would be to just read Oriko and maybe try Kazumi if you have a free day and just want to power through it for some free dumb mindfuck.

>>28487658 >>28487672 >>28487689 >>28487692

All your life you've applied one simple philosophy to fighting - aim for the head, and any fight you're in would end quickly and easily. It's served you well, whether you had a gun or a crowbar in your hands, or whether you were aiming to just put them down or kill them. And it worked on everything you've had to tangle with so far - yakuza, witches, and Magical Girls.

Butterfingers doesn't seem to apply to any of them, so you're forced, for now, to consider an alternative. And from what you can see...well, you're not going to let such an obvious target go, aren't you?

It's with this in mind that you lower your aim just by a few inches - and, struggling to keep your grip on the furiously-vibrating shaft of violent crimson energy - you let the arrow of light fly.

Like no arrow you've ever loosed in the practice ranges, the shaft of light seems to pause a few moments in mid-flight. Hovering there, mere feet away from you, mere feet away from the rampaging berserker with fucking goremauls for arms seeking to tear you limb from limb.

Then - in the space of two of your own heartbeats - it grows bigger. Brighter. Until it's flooding everything with its harsh searing light, a crimson star going supernova right in front of you.

Hot enough that your helmet beeps in alarm, detecting temperatures hotter than the surface of the fucking sun.

Hot enough that you see what little left of Butterfingers' face there is shrivel up into blackened, charred flesh.

And only then does it continue on its flight. Faster - much faster than you've ever seen anything fly. Fast enough that it actually roars itself in passing - a sonic boom that your helmet hastily tries to dampen, so it doesn't shatter your eardrums. It barely manages to.

[1/2]

>>28488435
There is never a bad time for SMT, Prinny.

Never.

>>28488469
AND THEN THERE'S REBELLION STORY.

>>28488477

It hits Butterfingers, right where you aimed it, and keeps on going. It seems to just pass right through the rampaging behemoth - no noise, no blood, and certainly no explosion. As if you simply shot it into empty air, rather at something made out of flesh and bone and hate.

And as you watch the arrow disappear into the horizon as a single point of light - almost a star - it's here that you find yourself looking through the perfect hole in Butterfingers' midsection, exactly one foot in diameter. The edges blackened, the flesh inside perfectly cauterized. Cored right fucking through.

Butterfingers falls. Just before it completes its charge, it pitches forward, its massively-muscled legs buckling underneath it, suddenly nerveless. There's a dull crack as its face slams into the asphalt, but no cry of pain issues from its many-toothed mouth. The rest of it follow afterward, the typical boneless thud of a corpse surrendering to gravity.

Jesus. That's...you should probably use the bow more often, huh?

"No...NO!" Strauss is screaming in your ear as you fall to the ground yourself, the rose-stalk bow disappearing in your grasp. "BUTTERFINGERS! MY CHILD! YOU...YOU VEREN'T SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM! YOU HORRIBLE LITTLE VHORE, I WILL MURDER YOU--"

You'd have replied, if it weren't for the fact that you needed to throw up, a sudden wave of crippling nausea crashing hard into you.

Something hot and scalding and sour crawling up your throat and filling your mouth. You fall to your knees here as both your hands come up to claw at your throat, at the pressure seals securing your helmet in place. No, no, you're not going to throw up in your helmet again, no--

[2/3]

>>28488505
Which... ...Is not a manga?

>>28488477
You don't fuck with Meduka's bow. You just fucking don't.

>>28488514
Irrelevant.

>>28488514
Actually it is. A three-volume one even.

But it's not translated, and I'm not even sure if it's finished being published yet.

I've been thinking about the kind of wish that would create a culexus ever since that time in the silent room with Omegon.
If a normal wish that causes someone happiness gives a magical girl regular magic powers, to get a magical girl that is instead a sort of void that swallows magical power, wouldn't it make sense that it was a wish that directly caused despair?

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>>28488507

Your helmet hits the asphalt with a crack and rolls away from you as you retch hot, black, stinking blood into the asphalt. The gory vomit falling too fast and too thick, creating a filthy puddle between your hands, too copious for the ground to drink with any speed.

Another heave sends more blood into the road, some of it splashing on Butterfinger's ruined face.

...Oh. Right. This is why you don't use the fucking bow at all.

BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU THROW UP FUCKING BLOOD.

"Do you see?" A voice suddenly speaks up behind you. A cold voice, one brimming with hate and venom and just a touch of premeditated murder. And all too familiar. "Do you see what's going on here, Madoka? Do you see what the contract's done to you?"

You turn to look at her, squinting. Your eyes aren't all that used to unfiltered light. Too much time looking at everything from behind a visor.

...It's her. Black hair, black wings, stylish fucking dress.

Her face twisted into an expression of utter hate.

"You'll die. You'll die, and everything you're planning for will be for nothing."

How do you respond?

>>28488539
Seems like it's wishes of self sacrifice that make culexus, if yuma's is anything to go by.

>>28488544
[x] Put the helmet back on. Not today, bitch.

>>28488544
I think,"Go fuck yourself" is again appropriate.

>>28488544
FUCK.

Response:
No choice. That or let my junior be killed.

>>28488544
Well, at least she's more lucid and verbose than the one in our soul?

>>28488544
[x] Throw up on her in answer

I still love you, Homucifer, but don't say this shit to someone retching blood.

>>28488539
More likely Culexus come from trying to fuck with the system.
>>28488544
[x] "At least I'm not dressed like a whore."

>>28488544
[X] "That is not for you to decide, but I appreciate the concern."

>>28488544
Oh god it's the Pinky to Malal's Homura, isn't it?

>>28488539
... so malal fucked someone over majorly to become uberculexus? would making kyuubey more humane cause despair?
>>28488544
awwwww shit.

ahem.

That happens. its what we do while we're alive that matters. if even a few things go off without a hitch before i die, i can die with that

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>>28488544

>>28488544

[x] Voting for this >>28488557

Lets not dignify her with an answer.

>>28488544
[x] "Not today. Not today and you know it."
Recover from this like a boss and then just go and walk it off. We don't have time for gothloli bitches.

>>28488544
"Bitch, I never was anything but a cold blooded killer.

But I'm trying, here. Trying real hard to be the Shepard."

As the Homus are haunted by an evil Godoka, the Madokas are haunted by Homucifer? Makes sense.

>>28488544
[x] "Maybe. But you can be damn sure I'll take you with me. Nice dress, by the way. Guess the whorehouse just closed?"

>>28488544
[X] I was happier when you forgot to visit. Go away.

Then pick up the helmet again.

One hour before the next meeting, and just in time to catch Homucifer.

So far so good

>>28488544
"Everyone dies. I'll choose my own death."

>>28488544
[x] "Sorry about that. You wouldn't happen to have a pick-me-up or something, would you?"

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>>28488544
[X] Sometimes a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do. You should know that best.

>>28488562
>>28488557
[X] Combine. Finish up - spraying Homu with a fair bit of it, then re-don the helmet.

>>28488544
[x] I'll tell you the same thing I told Strauss: I don't die in Varrigan City."

>>28488562
[x] 2nt-ing this. seriously why taunt the person vomiting blood? what good will come of it besides a face full of blood vomit? Your smarter than this homu homu.

>>28488609
That only works on people who aren't privy to the timeline fuckery.

>>28488557
This. Don't even acknowledge the whore.

>>28488605
Seconding combination vomit/nofucks

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>>28488544
[x]Puke blood.

>>28488605
Objectively the best option.

>>28488544
[x] Do not reply, get helmet back on, make for the Docks.
We don't have the time to be talking here.

Malal's powers truly are vomit powerw

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Chiaki is an ass man.
No ass is better than Chiaki's.
Chiaki is Homura.
Homucifer is Homura.
No ass is better than Homucifer's.

We have to get her into the Watermelon.

>>28488477
This is why I play as Meduca in Grief Syndrome.

Sure Mumi is impossible to kill and Kyaku has great combos, but that fucking bow though

>>28488665
Well, watermelon seeds ARE black...

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>>28488544
She would be proud anons

>>28488665
She hates us mate. With a passion.

>>28488544
[X] do >>28488605

>>28488665
We could just.. y'know
Hook akuhomura up with pinky.

We.. we don't need to be greedy, man.

>>28488680
The outside of a watermelon is green with BLACK stripes.

>>28488685
That will just make the eventual victory that much sweeter.
Her hate only makes her booty deliciouser.

>>28488685
That just means hatesex.

>>28488698
I'm not sure how to tell you this, mate, but either you only eat cartoon watermelons, or you're eating some rotten ass watermelons.

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>>28488483
Then I'll leave this strange ting that I found here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtX3ubli0Dw
also I know its inappropriate but any one have news on SMT quest?

>>28488706
>>28488707
Nothing can stand in the way of booty calls, eh. I wonder how would Pinky react if she saw Chiaki and Homucifer in one bed.

>>28488707

Hate selfcest? Truly we are treading unknown waters now

>>28488723
"ALL MY DREAMS HAVE COME TRUE AT ONCE! NOW WHERE DID I OUT THAT STRAPON?"

>>28488719
Is SMTQuest a thing? I was kicking around the idea of running one, nya.

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>>28488544
>Homucifer

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
I know I should have also seen this coming but I for some reason I didnt!

>>28488592
[X]"Bitch, I never was anything but a cold blooded killer.
But I'm trying, here Ringo. Trying real hard to be the Shepard.

This version of Meduka was delinquent, remember. This is a step up.

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>>28488719
Neat.

>>28488738
>SMTQuest
I'd read that.

>>28488692
Thus freeing up Midori x Chiaki x Wendy. Brilliant!

>>28488733
"You can't hide from me, fake. One day-"

"I am going to fuck you."

"I a-what"

"One day I am going to pin you to a bed, strip off that dress of yours, and fuck you silly."

>No response, just a blank stare

"Well that, or the other way around. I'm not picky. Either way..."
>leans in
"You. Me. Naked. In the same bed."

>>28488770
>not mentioning the tongue trick
what are you even doing

How long has it been since Chiaki licked Midori's soul gem? We really need to do that again.

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>>28488738
some anon named StoryWalk started a SMT based quest, two of the 3 threads can be found here
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Shin%20Megami%20Tensei%20Quest

also go ahead NECO, I will participate if in lurking when it starts

I my self have being toying whit the idia of running a "Devil Summoner" one

>>28488792
That's for after a date or two.

>>28488793
Ooh, thanks. Gonna take a look at this and see if it's really similar to what I had in mind. I don't want to step on anybody's toes or anyathing.

>>28488788
Posting from a phone.

>>28488807
>I don't want to step on anybody's toes or anyathing
SMT quests never last. Are you cat enough to run the first one that does?

> come home from work
> check twitter, decu says thread in an hour two hours ago.
> cool need to sleep anyways will catch archive
> pass out wake up 2 hours later
> check Twitter
> thread up!
Time.for bad decisions from lack of sleep.

>>28488792
All in moderation anon.

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>>28488807
glad I could help
you are a cool cat NECO

>>28488770
Our ultimate goal in this quest should be to get Homura, Pinky, and Midorin into the sane bed as us.

Once we do that, we can officially declare ourselves to be Better Than Kharn. In every way.

>>28488878
>Better Than Kharn
Technically we're already that since Mami slept in our bed. The details of how and why are not important.

>>28488878
Or we can hook Lucihomu and Pinky up and save ourselves and the world a lot of trouble

>>28488844
Sleep is for the weak.
>>28488878
>Midorin sharing a bed with two and half gods
Maximum terror!
>sane bed
It really wouldn't be.

>>28488878
>Better than Kharn
Well, variety is the spice of life, after all, and she only went for blondes.

>>28488838
Probably not!

>>28488858
Thank you, though~

>>28488906
>and she only went for blondes.
No, she just preferred blondes. She wasn't too picky, according to the Panty Collection she had.

>>28488929
>Panty Collection
That was totally Anon's fault. It started with Nero.
You crazy people.

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>>28488792
>2012+1
>Still licking soulgems
>Not eating them instead

>>28488971
Its like vore. But hotter.

>>28488949
You say this like a bad thing, its the internet mang.

>>28488971
You're only supposed to eat your own soul gem, anon!
It gets too kinky otherwise!

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>>28488971
>2014-1
>Eating Soulgems
>not using Soulgems as buttplugs
>ISHYGDDT

>>28488929
She liked unusual hair colours in general but blondes were the best according to Kharn

>>28488949
We started a great thing with that. Kharn left a mighty legacy that will forever be remembered amongst the ninth for her conquest of almost every magical girl she met one way or another

>>28488971

that worked out really well for Strauss's new friend in the writeups.

>>28488996
What happened?

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>>28488971
>>28488976
>Swallowing a soulgem whole

This makes my no-no bits all tingly...

>>28489018
Vomit was involved.

>>28489027
Its ok, we hung out with Malal.

We can take it.

>Saw hole in skull
>Take soul gem and fuck the pleasure center of the brain with it.
Oh yeah. That's the good stuff.

>>28489018

her stomach acted up.

>>28488878
You can't get any of those people into a sane bed. Well, maybe Midorin.

>>28489044
Meguca sex is fucked up.

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>>28489044
...
Sigh...

>>28489057
Yes.

But so much homuhomu.

>>28489044
Kinky

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this thread is way too lewd right now.

>>28489083
I love that /tg/ seems to have fixated on this show, the gifs are great

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>>28489083
Not really.

Kinky is having your ovaries replaced with your kohai's ~and~ your sempai's soulgems.

>>28489044
>>28489136
Strauss, get off the internet.

>>28489136
That doesn't even make sense. Soul gems aren't in particular useful for replacing ovaries with.

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>>28489111
No anon. If anything the Thread isnt lewd enough!

tfw there will never be a foursome between Homucifer, Pinky, Malal & Chiaki

Rolled 35

>>28489135
what is this show?

>>28489136
Kinky is sticking your lovers soulgem in your womb, then having a guy knock you up with it still inside.

>>28488557 >>28488562

You don't have any more blood puke left in you, it feels like, but you spit what's left in your mouth at her in reply instead. It lands by her stockinged feet, depressingly far from the mark you've aimed the gob of sour spit and clotting blood at - you were aiming at her face = but it seems to do the job in making her angrier.

Blood puke. ...Hey, that's a good song title--oh, wait. Somebody already wrote that. Good song, though, one of your party favorites.

"Oh, very mature. Cuts right to the quick." Her mouth twisting into a snarl, she steps forward, bright purple eyes flashing. "I told you not to take the contract, right? I can't save you if your soul's trapped inside a Soul Gem. Why didn't you listen? WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN, MADOKA?!"

She screams your first name in a harsh, keening wail, loud enough to echo across the empty landscape that the Red Line Highway cuts through to the docks.

You shake your head here, keeping silent as you retrieve your helmet. Checking it for damage, frowning as you see the cut that Butterfingers made on its surface. ...He's ruined the cool skull thing you had custom-printed, too! You'll have to get this one repaired when you get back.

"You're ignoring me?" Her tone is incredulous now. "You're ACTUALLY ignoring me? After all I've done for you, after I've gone through for you - to SAVE you - you're giving the cold shoulder?" It's here that you feel a cold hand grasp your upper arm, cold enough for you to feel through the thick padded leather of your suit. "Madoka, you can't do this to me. I love you. I LOVE YOU. Don't do this to me, I'm the only one who loves you this much--"

[1/2]

>>28489145
Maaaaan I wish I had a job performing amoral experiments on people and stitching things that probably shouldn't be in places into said places.

>>28489171

You pull your arm free from her grip. No. You don't talk back to crazy. You never talk back to crazy.

"Ma..Madoka?" She sounds hurt, now, and seems to choke before grabbing your arm. "N-no. No, Madoka, look at me. PLEASE! Please, I've sacrificed so much for you!" She's crying now, loud helpless sobs, angry tears tinged with bitter despair and anguish. "I've killed so many people, so many timelines, just so we can be together again! Please, at least look at me! MADOKA!"

You crunch your helmet back down onto your head, the pressure seals hissing and clicking to place. Your HUD notifying you of the fact that your suit's limiter settings had been on EMERGENCY MODE the entire time, and was now just going back to NORMAL, now that your helmet's back on.

You let out a breath, and it's here that you turn to check.

. . .

Gone. No one there, only Butterfingers' lifeless corpse.

Just like it should be.

. . .

Right. Anyway.

You should call in, probably. Have Fran send a motorized transport to pick up Souji and Ekaterina, and then you. Before Strauss' goons - or Strauss herself - decides to come back and send more surprises your way.

It's here, then, that the familiar rumble of a punknaught interrupts your thoughts - and you see a very familiar one thunder down the road toward you, its brutally-spiked front fender blackened and warped with grenade explosion damage.

Oh. Well. Just what you needed, then.

Jesus, no one deserves your luck--

"Miss Malal!" A megaphone-amplified voice erupts from inside the idling punknaught, and the hatch at the very top pops open to reveal a young, familiar face with long white hair. She waves at you, all smiles. "Need a lift?"

...Hey! It's that Canadian Magical Girl! Odette...something! You already forgot!

"Odette Brighton, Miss Malal," The girl says, pouting.

How do you respond?

>>28489180
[x] "Do you still have any of those candies? I need to get the taste of blood out of my mouth."

>>28489153
Puchimasu! ( ! Is part of the name sometimes )
It is the anime of a 4koma gag comic based on idolm@ster
The characters are generally reduced to fan stereotypes but it is worth watching since the episodes are like 3 minutes long and pretty good for light entertainment

>>28489180
[X] "Hell yeah, motherfucker."

>>28489180
[x] "Good timing, I could really use a lift. Though, do you have anything faster?"

>>28489180
Yeah. A ride would be good, to the docks my fair canuck.

>>28489180
>[x] Give me some candy.

Remember her full name only after receiving said candy.

>>28489180
could we maybe....try to piece back the bike together? Seems kind of bad to just wreck Nicole's bike like that. We can totally take it home and upgrade it even more.

>>28489180
>I've killed so many people, so many timelines, just so we can be together again!
Next time, should we say that the reason we don't love her back is BECAUSE she's done all these horrible things?

>>28489180
[x] "Yeah. Big, dumb, and dead over there wrecked my ride. Nicole's gonna be so pissed..."

>>28489251
We don't even KNOW this bitch. She thinks Malal is Pinky.

>>28489235
>>28489205
It was cookies, wasn't it, not candies?

>>28489180
[X] "How'd you and Nicole get out?"

>>28489180
[X] "I'll be sure to remember this time."

Souji and Kharn need a pick up.

>Snow-tan to the rescue!

We need to gather up what we can from Schpeltiger's wreck or at least the most important parts so we can rebuild him for Nico.

>>28489265
There were some of each; we got candies.

>>28489277
this

>>28489180
Wonder what Crazymura is doing now after Malal's dead. So many potential ways that could have happened...

>>28489180
These two
>>28489205
>>28489277

>>28489277
this

>>28489315
I still dont think that Malal is "dead" dead. There is probably still something of her left. The whole thing with her in the barrier and all.

>>28489180
... So crazyHomu hates us cuz Malal actually liked us better.

Makes sense.

>>28489349
I think that all the timestream clones were getting smooshed into Homucifer and Pinky, but Malal was strong enough to resist smooshification.

>>28489315

I think because Malal invested so much time in to Chiaki, Homura sees her as the main reason why Madoka contracted.

so she blames Chiaki for Malal's death and wants to ruin her.

yay, two crazy goddesses want to torment and end us!
>and add one crazy, beam spamming, friendship nut to the mix for extra spice.

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>>28489180
She's getting a little desperate, guys.

...Wait, no. She's always been that way.

>>28489262
Difficult to say. Malal DOES know Madoka, so its a fair bet she knows OF Ribbon Homu, at least.

Kind of ironic, really. Malal is haunted by Ribbon Homu just like Chiaki is by Faust.

Which throws up a few questions. I REALLY want to ask Kyubey what he knows about our contract.

>>28489383

This flashback is occurring five years ago and Chiaki only showed up three years later.

Can't blame us if we weren't there!

>>28489349
There is. It's Godoka/Faust.

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>>28489180
Took me long enough, awawawa.

>>28489402

Madoka knew about a lot of things at this point, it is entirely possible she knew that a different, broken Homura would appear at some point.

>>28489423

PINK DEATH, the good kind.

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>>28489385
this image only remind me of higurashi

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>>28489383

Filename

>>28489423
only Malal can make pink so badass

>>28489423
Hnnnngh. Wonder if we can still get that bow.

>>28489396
Ask him again, I mean.

I refuse to believe that creatures like the QBs wouldn't have tracking information in there. There must be -some- way for a QB to determine which of his brothers a captured MG belongs to.

I want to know who Chiaki originally contracted to... and perhaps more accurately, if we have technically ever contracted at all.

>>28489423
Bueno
I like how you managed to make Malal look badass while still giving her a grabbable butt
>>28489435
Well, given who Midori is physically modeled after, that makes sense.

>>28489455
is that spoilers
it looks like spoilers
pls no spoilers

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>>28489490
yes but it make seems that she is -a little- instable

>>28489473

Chiaki should have her black bow, right? Wonder if we'll ever get to use it.

>>28489534
Perhaps the bow would change according to the owner. Malal got pink roses, we'd get that black monster.

Sign me the fuck up.

Rolled 16

>>28489216
>checks tv tropes page
christ, how am I supposed to handle that level of cuteness?

>>28489551

Unimportant and safe Rebellion spoiler

The bow gets a Black Rose

>>28489524
and yet still best girl

>>28489576
Wouldn't Chiaki get a Blue rose?

>>28489561
Insane levels of insulin and consuming as much bitter foods as possible

>>28489597
This would be neat.

>>28489524
And who's to say she's not?

That only makes her better.

>>28489586
that's discussable anon

>>28489524
Of course she is. Yandere is the lewdest dere, and Midori is super lewd, so she must be yandere.

>>28489642
am I going to have to Ignore the beginnings of a waifu war and acknowledge that taste is an opinion with no right or wrong answers?

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>>28489561
Through cloning.

>>28489682
The spoilered part is basically wizardry. Stop promising what you can't deliver.

>>28489642
Well, sure, we could discuss it, but we can also discuss whether 2+2=4; just because we can discuss it doesn't mean it isn't objectively true.
>>28489682
Probably for the best but I refuse

>>28489682
I'm ok with that

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>>28489715
>but I refuse
Very Well Sir.

We shall meet on the field of honor at dawn. do you have a second?

>>28489682
>Attempting to appease the enemy
go back to bed Neville

>>28489768
>Neville
You know, Chamberlain really gets a bad rap for that.
Yes, it was appeasement on the outside, but what he was really doing was buying England time to arm up for what he saw as the inevitable conflict with the Reich. If they had gone to war then, they would have been stomped into the ground hard, since the Empire wasn't on a war footing.
As soon as Chamberlain had secured the extra time he needed, he immediately started building up the military and opening factories for weapons and ammunition.

>>28489738
Not yet, though I'm sure one of these fellows will agree that my cause is just and agree to play the part.

>>28489205 >>28489277

You grin sheepishly from behind your helmet's faceplate and apologize. You'll remember this time, you promise. But hey, perfect timing! You do in fact need a lift, after Big, Dead and Ugly over there wrecked Schpeltiger.

"Eh?" She turns to follow your pointing finger, only to pale at the sight of Butterfingers' corpse. "T-that thing? You killed that yourself, Miss Malal?"

Yep. Took a bit of doing, but there it is, you reply, as you walk over to your borrowed bike's wreckage. ...Urgh, Nicole's going to get so pissed. It looks like it can be fixed, sure, but not without extensive repair.

"You'd better pay me back in full, Ash Ketchum," you could almost hear her growl at you.

Might as well take it with you back to the ship, you think. You call to Odette, who's poking at Butterfingers' burnt skull with the tip of her spear, if she could help you tie Schpeltiger onto the roof of the punknaught.

"Oh, sure, Miss Malal! It'll be my pleasure!"

And does she have any more of her candies? You kind of want to get the taste of something out of your mouth.

"Oh, of course! I have more than enough to last me the entire duration of my service!"

Hah, well. She IS still a kid, after all.

Makes you wish you had time to enjoy your being a kid, too.

[1/2]

>>28490065

With her help, you manage to chain Schpeltiger's ruined wreck onto the back of the punknaught, and soon you're rolling down Red Line Highway - you on the wheel and Odette carefully feeding you a candy every now and then, doing it the way you showed her. A few minutes into the drive and you see Souji limping along, wheezing deep, ragged breaths as he continued to carry Ekaterina to the docks. ...Well, he didn't get THAT far, but not for lack of trying.

After briefly making the young man piss his pants by pretending to be a ganger over the megaphone, you had Odette usher him into the punknaught, along with his precious cargo. Souji was so exhausted that the moment he managed to sit down, he fell dead asleep - his arms still around the comatose Ekaterina. This suit you just fine - you're not exactly up to answering his inevitable question of how you survived your encounter with Butterfingers.

Instead, you asked Odette about...well, how she managed to get the punknaught. You were expecting her to be back at the Rafflesia with Madaraki!

"Well, I was on my way to escort her there, Miss Malal, but she changed her mind about halfway there, and asked me to get back to the city and try to assist you in any way that I can."

Odette says as she unwraps another piece of candy. "By the time I got there, all the gangers were scrambling out of their dens and into their vehicles, screaming about getting the bounty on your head, Miss Malal. So I stole into the nearest punknaught I could find, started it up and smashed my way through anyone who wanted to stop me."

Hah! Good girl. That's a very good girl.

[2/3]

>>28490076

Hah! Good girl. That's a very good girl.

"T-thank you," The white-haired girl murmurs bashfully, blushing. "It wasn't as if it was anything difficult, though, really. I was expecting something like a tank's control scheme, but it's really just a huge truck thing with a lot of stuff bolted on." She sniffs here contemptuously, before deftly removing your helmet's air filter plate and dropping the candy through. "There you go, Miss Malal. That's the last one."

Eh? But what about her?

"Oh, it's fine, Miss Malal! I'm happy to let you have the rest, I've never met anyone who likes them as much as you do!" She smiles again, brightly. "Besides, it's actually cute, the way you eat them in such a funny way - through your helmet, I mean." Odette giggles here, before blinking. "Um, I mean no offense, of course, Miss Malal."

Hah. None taken.

Really cute kid. Hopefully being a Warmaster doesn't make her lose this kind of feeling.

You reach the docks - and the Rafflesia - soon after that, with you radioing in to notify Fran that you are in fact in a punknaught, and no, they shouldn't shoot you.

...Fuck's sake, Fran wasn't kidding. It IS actually a fucking battleship, but modified enough that it kind of looks like a cruise ship at first glance. For one, it's painted completely white, with its name written on its side with golden cursive.

The control tower thing at the center also seems to be redecorated, sporting less of the armaments that you'd see bristling from it and more...well, you don't know what those are, but they definitely look less like navy tech and more science-y. Yeah. Science-y.

But still it's a fucking battleship. Iowa-class if you're any judge. How the fuck did they get their hands on something like that?

[3/4]

>>28490095

"Ahh, Miss Malaaaal!" Madaraki Fran greets you as you and your party finally make it on board, Schpeltiger included. "I was so worried you wouldn't make it! So worrieeeed that I even sent Odette-chan here to help any way she could!" Her eyes light up at the sight of the Canadian. "You helped Miss Malal heeeere, didn't you? Didn't she, Malal?"

Yeah. Yeah, she did.

"Hahaha~ Good, that's good! Very good, Odette-chan!" She pats the white-haired girl on the head, making her blush redder. "Mmm, well, that makes us a full ship, then! Have the gangway and anchor raised, we're leaving this hellish city and setting sail for Japan!"

She turns towards the other staff waiting behind her. "Medicae! Get the patient on a gurney and have her prepped for surgery in theater one, quickly!" She gestures towards Ekaterina, still held tightly in Souji's arms.

"Miss Madaraki?" Souji hesitates here, as the crew takes Ekaterina from his grasp and gently places her on the gurney. "M-May I assist in the procedure? I...I helped bring her here, and--"

"Oh?" Fran blinks at him, before turning to you. "He did this? For sure?"

You nod again. ...Why's that suddenly so hard to believe?

"Oh." The blonde scientist blinks again, before nodding. "Ah, sure. Just make sure you are cleaned up, okay? Have the Medicae sanitize you first for the operation before you step into the theater!"

Souji grins at this. "T-thank you, Miss Madaraki!"

"...What did you do to him?" Fran whispers to you as Souji follows the medicae crew deeper into the ship. "He does not even leave his computer of his, much less actually step outside." It's here that her eyes go wide. "You...you did not do any Culexus Tricks on him, did you? Or..." Her surprised expression turns into a sly one. "...did you seduce him?"

How do you respond?

>>28490118
Somehow, Kat did.

>>28490118
[x] "I think he's fallen for her."

>>28490118
Ekaterina seduced him

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>>28490095
>Really cute kid. Hopefully being a Warmaster doesn't make her lose this kind of feeling.

>>28490118

[X] Shrug at her. "I'm really sexy under this helmet"

>>28490118
He's apparently crushing on Ek. Which I exploited the shit out of to extract her

[X] "Actually, Ekaterina did, in a way"

>>28490153
Hahaha!

>>28490118
[x]...she does appreciate this suit makes seduction rather hard, yes?

>>28490118
You know what they say Madaraki, a magician never reveals her tricks.

>>28490118
[x] "The Culexus suit wasn't really designed with seduction in mind."

>>28490118
[X] "I wanted him to look deeply in to my eyes and use my sweet voice to persuade him to help. But then I remembered that this thing is like a one way mirror and my voice sounds like sandpaper through this vox. It was probably Ekaterina."

I wonder when Souji realizes that everyone has been calling us Malal.

>>28489738
>We shall meet on the field of honor at dawn.
Not to be confused with the field of the other honor.

>>28490200
as opposed to the other field of honor

>>28490118
[x] "Sometimes all you need to do is show them what they've done and let their conscience sort itself out."

>>28490222
which is not to be confused with the field of battle

>>28490118
[x] "Hah! Seduced him with my delinquent charms! But no, really, he seems to have a crush on Ekaterina. The things an otaku will do for their waifu, and all that."

>>28490118
[x]"That's flattering. Girlish charm doesn't get through a half inch of air-sealed angrogynous bike suit and vox interference, though. If anyone seduced him, it was that damsel in distress there."

>>28490238
[X] "and now the difficult bit begins."

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>>28490118
You missed a golden chance to throw up on her. Or make her throw up. Who knows. Nobody's vomited in like, an entire post.

>>28490344
At this rate Malal's reputation for weaponized vomit would overtake Kharn's for her debauchery in the 9th.

>>28490344
Damn, good point.

>>28490344
your presence is plenty enough to cause vomiting, NECO.

Are you sure you're not, like, a secret Culexus or something?

>>28490344
>a golden chance
Ain't these the ones we should avoid?

>>28490376
No, there really is no competing with Kharn for reputation. She is a lewd force of nature.

>>28490443

Unless you're Murderface, and then everyone else fades into the background

>>28490443
You might even say that she's lewd in-Kharn-ate