>>28576486

A cough, sticky and wet. "...Anyway, I don't have much longer. I think I shouldn't need to say it, but in case I do, let's keep everything we talked about earlier between just the two of us. Don't let anyone know, not Kyuubey, not Mami, certainly not Kharn. Don't worry about Omegon, I've left her specific instructions not to access anything I've recorded on Remov as she's repairing it."

More coughing. "Khh. 'Scuse me. Ngh...anyway. Just like your Diary App, I've set Remov to have time-release locks on everything, just in case the person listening to this isn't the one it's meant for. Just let him fly around in your office in Passive Mode, he'll alert you when one's ready for playing."

A few clicking sounds, metal in nature, followed by the hiss of something pressurizing. "Right. Got to run. No rest for the wicked, things like that. Good luck, Murderface, and..." A slight pause. "...whatever happens, don't be too hard on yourself. Even if everything goes to shit...well, we can at least say we tried, right?"

A crackle of static, and another click.

[RECORDED JOURNAL ENTRY ENDS] The servitor skull drones at you, the various machinery and electronics inside its hollow brain case clicking and whirring, lights flickering from its eye sockets. [FURTHER PLAYBACK OF JOURNAL ENTRIES DISABLED, SWITCHING TO PASSIVE MODE]

Right. Perfect.

[1/2]

>>28576496

You're a Magical Girl, and you just finished listening to a dead Magical Girl's recorded thoughts. Telling you about how she rescued the former Warmaster of your Officio from a veritable shithole of a city, with said former Warmaster having already been turned into the monster she was now. ...Well, that's a bit uncharitable, you think. Monsters don't exactly go out to hunt blondes, or have tongues right out of a fetish video.

You glance down at your desk. You sat down in front, took some paper from inside a drawer and a pen. You'd scrawled a few names down, right underneath the impressive printed header that proclaimed that piece of paper as 'From The Desk of the Ninth Warmaster Upon Her Throne Of Skulls'. Nicole Touchdown, Wendy Cooldown, and Karasawa Enyo are some of those names. Odette Brighton and Madaraki Fran are some others, the latter with an underline. And encircled several times, just for emphasis - Emma Strauss.

You breathe out smoke, glowering on your list, before plucking out the filter from your lips and grinding it out on the already-full ashtray beside it.

Of all the names Malal had given you, it's evident which is the most important. The person who changed Kharn so irrevocably that she turned out that way, black metal shit on her arms and legs and rapey powers.

What was she trying to do, the fucking crazy german? Combine a Witch and a Magical Girl? Mad scientist stuff if you've ever heard it. But looking at Kharn...well, you can't not think that the Russian Magical Girl had more than just a bit of Witch in her, moreso when you saw her in action. A monster roaring in berserk fury, twinned with the gleeful cackling of a Magical Girl reveling in bloodshed.

You take your glasses off and massage the bridge of your nose. Nnnh. First you find out about Oriko, now it's this. ...Well, at least you're not wanting for any details, with Malal's little plan revealing itself, piece by piece.

[2/3]

>>28576507

...You should probably ask Wendy about Malal, too, if you ever dream about her again.

You glance out the window of your office. Mitakihara's skyline lighting up the darkening night sky.

Quiet night out.

...Wait, you were supposed to go somewhere, right? Meet someone for something special. That's why you got dressed up by Mami in the first place.

Your eyes go wide as you remember.

Shit! Your dinner with Midori! And you promised you wouldn't be late--!

What do you do?

[]Be calm, be rational. Realize that Midori hasn't really given you a time, so there's no chance to be late--
[]PANIC
[]RUN
[]STOP TIME AND RUN

>>28576519
[x]Panic for a second, then realise no time was given. Be fashionably late anyway. Apologise. Get told Midorin has just arrived herself (obvious lie). Leave it at that. Make it your treat anyway.

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>>28576519
>[X]Be calm, be rational. Realize that Midori hasn't really given you a time, so there's no chance to be late--

Hah, she actually hasn't given us a time OR a place

>>28576519
[x]PANIC
[x]RUN
YOU DUMBASS!

>>28576519
[x]PANIC
We're going to be doing a lot of this tonight, I think. Best to get a head start on it.

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>>28576519

[x]Other
Look a phone, she must have texted you the time
[x]Then panic.

>>28576541
Obivously the only way it should go

>>28576519
[x]Be calm, be rational. Realize that Midori hasn't really given you a time, so there's no chance to be late--
[x]STOP TIME AND RUN
PINKY WILL SAVE US

>>28576496
>More coughing. "Khh. 'Scuse me. Ngh...anyway. Just like your Diary App, I've set Remov to have time-release locks on everything, just in case the person listening to this isn't the one it's meant for. Just let him fly around in your office in Passive Mode, he'll alert you when one's ready for playing."
>Remov
Huh. Thats the password that failed...

>>28576541
DEITO

HAHA, TIME TO EMBERASS MIDORIN

What kind of Chiaki have people been reading about, that would stay calm enough to realize no time was given?

>>28576519
>[x]STOP TIME AND RUN
Pinky time while running is always good in my book.

>>28576584
As soon as in her panic she cant seem to figure out what time was given, checks, notices no time given.

>>28576584

Chiaki isn't really prone to panicking, that I can recall. She's usually calm, if a little awkward, around Midori anyway

>actually voting for timestop
Guys, we need to save this for AFTER the date, so that Midori has a chance to explain all the shit went down in Siberia, and we can thank Pinky properly, by asking if she wants to meet Mami.

[X]PANIC
[X]RUN

>>28576601
>[]PANIC
That said, I think in this one instance, panic is appropriate.

Facing down hordes from the abyss? Cool as ice.
Date? Flop sweat time.

>>28576519
[x]STOP TIME AND walk calmly to our destination while chatting with Pinky.
Because we need more Pinkytime.

>>28576610
>implying Pinky doesn't want Midori as badly as everybody else

>[x]Panic for a second, then realise no time was given. Be fashionably late anyway. Apologise. Get told Midorin has just arrived herself (obvious lie). Dont notice.
Fixed

>>28576519
>[X]Be calm, be rational. Realize that Midori hasn't really given you a time, so there's no chance to be late--

Wait, is the Shield even working yet? Pinky sealed it during the fight against Lucius and we haven't talked to her since then, so...

>>28576626
It started clicking again while we were in the Silent Room.

>>28576614
>>28576626
>Wait, is the Shield even working yet?
Only one way to find out, and you know what, it makes a certain sense.

Malal shut her vision friend down and wouldn't talk to her at all. As Malal's equal and opposite, we feed ours pancakes.

Lets see if Pinky's up for a chat. She was knocking just before the shit went down in the silent room, after all.

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>>28576519

This ends the first voting period of today.

Thank you for participating!

http://pastebin.com/sDpr18sJ
Posting this now because I won't be able to hang around until the end of the thread tonight. CAUTION: ACTUALLY LEWD THIS TIME.
The pastebin for the last one has over a hundred hits. It is set to Unlisted. What the fuck.

>>28576664

what was the last one about?

>>28576678
http://pastebin.com/QxmFntLQ

>>28576664

Poor Midori, so lewd.

>>28576486
>it's that what we're playing against are sneaky cheating bastards, and we need to play as dirty as them.
Fucking Malal.

She's not even alive and she's still racking up points, we don't even know what sport we're supposed to be playing.

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>>28576683
Oh. Oh wow.

You writefagged up my silly little idea.

Dude, I love you so much right now.

>>28576741

for now, the waiting game mixed with "all golden weapons GET" game.

>>28576753
It was too fun to not do.

Guys, I had an idea. What if we leave Tiny Pete's teleport beacon with Mami in case of emergency and tell Misaka to plug some new orders into our favorite robot?

>>28576828
Good plan.

>>28576828
Brilliant, though judging from her performance in that writeup I don't think that Tiny Pete'll be able to do much against anything that threatens Mami. Still, backup is always appreciated.

Is Mami still here?

>>28576541 >>28576542 >>28576560 >>28576571 >>28576624 >>28576625

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, YOUR FIRST DATE SINCE EVER AND YOU LOST TRACK OF TIME?

You lost. Track. Of Time. Listening to something that you could've probably put off till later. But noo, you had to get that stupid fucking skull up and talking then, did you? For fuck's sake, you promised yourself you'd stop disappointing people, and Midori's one of them and FUCK YOU'RE LATE FOR THE GODDAMN DATE YOUR PROMISED HER--

Wait. Wait. No. Calm down. Stop. Don't...don't transform just yet. Think for a second.

She never really gave you a time, right? Not even a place. She just said something about it being tonight, a-and you never got anything else past that. Nothing from her on your phone, too, so...that means that's okay, right? That means you haven't fucked things up yet, right?

Right. Right. Yeah. Calm down. It's...it's going to be fine. Somehow.

You shake your head as you sink back down on your chair, slamming your forehead into the polished mahogany surface of your desk. The brief flash of pain preceded by the hollow-sounding (hah) impact.

Calm down. It's...alright. It's probably not your FIRST date, since you don't remember a bunch of stuff. And from what Wendy's told you, you did just fine then, so...yeah. It'll turn out okay. You hope.

Another wooden thunk suddenly erupts inside your room, and you very nearly jump out of your chair at the sound of it. The Golden Desert Eagle already at your hand and aimed towards its source - just as none other than Kyoko Sakura, in civilian clothes, peeks from behind the freshly-opened door to your Office.

"Hey Murderface! I'm here to pick you up for your date with destiny, and--" Kyoko's words trail off as she stares down at the barrel of the oversized handcannon aimed at her. "WHOA! Hey, point that thing somewhere else!" She immediately raises both hands in surrender, her one eye wide. "I just came here to pick you up, Murderface, Chrissakes!"

How do you react?

>>28576941
>How do you react?
like a traumatized bunny in car headlights

>>28576941
[x] "Oh, uh. Sorry. Just a bit jittery tonight. Nerves. And such. Yeah. ...Lets, uh. Go."

>>28576941
[x] "I have no idea what I'm doing."

>>28576941
>[X]Breath, put gun down, apologize. "You scared the shit out of me Kyoko. Also, learn to fucking KNOCK when entering the Warmasters quarters, understand?"

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>>28576941

[X] For fuck's sake, knock next time!

>>28576941
slowly lower the shiny handcannon, remember to breathe, say a silent prayer to your mumi for sending such capable help. remember to go put on the clothes mami picked out for you. think of pancakes. get driven to date. its ALL alright, murderface.

>>28576941
[X] Holster gun. "Pick me up, right, thank you, I wasn't panicking or anything. Seriously!"

HA! slamming the door open doesn't equal knocking Kyoko.

>>28576980
Chiaki is already dressed. Mami helped her before she listed to the skull.

>>28576941

Put the gun down and say something along the lines of 'Sorry, Long day. Much like the rest of them."

Then stash the paper with the names on somewhere and head out with Kyoko, asking what the plan is.

>>28576966
>>28576974
These. Knocking becomes that much more important when nervous. Yo unever know what you might do if you get startled when you are already nervous.

>>28576941
[X] HELP ME I DON'T REMEMBER HOW TO BE A PERSON

>>28576974
She did knock, actually.

>>28576988
[X] Have a sudden moment of paranoia and check that we are, infact, dressed.

>>28577021
No need, go check the thread before the flashback.

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>>28576974
"I didn't see you playing with your dolls again, sir!"

>>28576941
Act like a rabbit caught in the headlights of the worlds biggest meanest truck with "bunny Raper" stencilled across the front
Then when kyouko asks what is up say she can't tell anyone ever that we were this jittery about going on a date

>>28577029
Yes, I know but the idea that Chiaki may have forgotten whether she's dressed or not in panic is adorable.

>>28576941
[x] "For fuck's sake, Kyouko, KNOCK next time. You know how I am.
"And you're here to pick me up? Good, I'm not late then. Let's go."

Please stop projecting yourselves on Chiaki. We're pretty much the most calm motherfucker on the planet, mostly due to being incapable of feeling much of anything.

So this is as rustled as we'll be gettng.
>>28577064

>>28576941
It's cool, we have this shit. Go with [x]this
>>28577064

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>>28576941

This concludes today's second vote.

Thank you for your participation!

>>28576664
Nice stuff anon!

>out to buy stuff and get back literally the minute voting closes
;_;

>>28577077
It's been a very long day and we're not nearly drunk or Murderface enough to deal with this.

Infact, she'd probably be a lot calmer if bullets were actually flying.

>>28577077
I take issue with "the most calm motherfucker" on the planet, but you are right that I think people are projecting a little too much anxiety, yeah.

At the very least, Chiaki's spaghetti is the calmer, deadpan kind anyway. Where it'd take some perceptiveness to not mistake her spaghettiness for just being generally quiet and unsocioable and possibly douchey.

So has anyone else got a multi-stage 'dealing with Iori's bullshit' plan ready to go?

>>28577203

I don't mind Iori? I actually kind of like her now that she's calmed down a bit.

Guys, don't forget about the golden katana/kirika. I know you guys don't care about keeping Oriko alive, but the point is to minimize risk here: Keep pancakes safe, and get more people who know about pinky/end of the world on our side.

>>28577185
Oh, I'm sure she'll have pulled herself together by the time they actually get there.

I just think it'd be appealing for Kyouko to see Chiaki rattled in a way that basically nothing else - including things far more justified - has ever managed.

Dealing with things that want to kill you - easy.
Dealing with things that you might have to live with - hard.

>>28577077

Pretty much yeah. Chick puts her life on the line fighting all the time. So I don't think she will go full on panic mode or anything soon. Especially considering Midori actually helps her relax most of the time.

>>28577077
>>28577185
Those guys get it

>>28577203
I like Iori enough to be friends

>>28577224
I'm 100% for keeping Oriko alive, they took advantage of her grief and the stupid bitch inside the staff is poisoning her mind every passing second.

I'm a bit reluctant to take the Katana with us on our date since we haven't had a chance to communicate with it about Oriko yet.

>>28577185

I think most of the anxiety right now is mainly from the thought of being late. The "I almost shot Kyoko in the face" Is just the normal when you open the door without Chaki knowing you're there. She be slightly paranoid.

>>28577102
I can almost see hat-chan doing a bow, like those female employees in supermarkets and stuff...

>>28577288

>I'm 100% for keeping Oriko alive

For me this is more situation based. I don't think we should go out of our way to save her. But if we somehow get the chance we might want to take it.

Otherwise just chop her head off. Preferably with the golden katana for added irony.

After the date we need to visit Kirika already.
We should have done it the moment we returned from Siberia really.

>>28577315
I am picturing this as well now
It is cute

>>28576964 >>28576967 >>28576974 >>28577064

You keep the Golden Desert Eagle trained at Kyoko for a few more moments, before shoving it back into your holster and securing it there. For fuck's sake, couldn't she have at least KNOCKED? Is barging in like that something she grew up with in the sticks or what? Because knocking before entering is it's done in the city, by fine, upstanding cityfolk--

"Eh? But I did knock! I made it really loud and everything, just in case you didn't hear me!" Kyoko blinks her one good eye as she strides into the room, long red hair flowing behind her in that topknot ponytail of hers. "Hah, but I know what's gotten you wound up tight an' all."

She sidles up beside you, the widest grin baring her teeth - and it's then that she throws an arm around your shoulders. "It's this date thing with Midori, right? Right?" She gives your ribs a poke or two, making you twitch. "Aww, Murderface, you're going red! Who'da thunk it! HAHAHA!"

Gnh...it's...it's not, alright? You shrug her arm off and slap her poking hand away, before making a show of rearranging your desk. Tearing off the list of names from your notepad and shoving it into your blazer pocket. It's just...you just thought you were going to be late, that's all--

"Aww, you don't hafta lie to yer best friend forever, Kyoko, you know!" Kyoko guffaws, her one eye closed by the gleeful, shit-eating grin threatening to reach her ears. "I know all about datin' and stuff! I take Sayaka out every weekend if our schedules match, so feel free to ask me anything! Anythin' at all!"

[1/2]

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After finishing watching Rebellion with some buddies, it's always great to see this shortly afterwards. So have another Marar I drew, pre-pukegore and everything!

>>28577223
>>28577288
Yes, but how do you think she will react to seeing Chiaki on a date with the person who assisted in her attempted gang-rape?

>>28577324
This, it's sensible.

>>28577225
>>28577299

I'm just thinking of the delivery, even in social spaghetti situations Chiaki doesn't actively panic in a huge way, hers is more subdued. Like Watamote without the crippling stuttering problem and less evil thoughts.

>>28577344

It's here - as she throws her arm over your shoulders again - that you see a faint red mark on the flesh of her neck. Like some sort of light red bruise. One of the others barely concealed by the collar of her hoodie.

...Christ, Sayaka. Away from Kyoko for only two days maximum, and you jump her bones the moment you get back?

How do you react?

[]Ask her a question about dates and shit. (Write-in)
[]What the fuck happened to your neck?
[]Just get me to where I'm supposed to be.

>>28577345
Awesome!

>>28577353
We still don't know if Iori was in a position to see or remember what Midori looked like. Maybe we can actually figure it out if we request the police report of the incident, and see if any green-haired Meguca were mentioned.

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>>28577365
>[X]Ask her a question about dates and shit. (Write-in)
>"How do I NOT fuck this up? You being my 'best friend forever' should know that I'm antisocial as all hell, so I'm not good in situations like this."

>>28577345

I like your artwork! Thanks for drawing for us!

>>28577365
[X]Ask her a question about dates and shit. (Write-in)

"I am an amnesiac with no social life. How do I talk to people, smartass?"

[X] Just get me to where I'm supposed to be.

>>28577365
ask about the soul gem licking

aside from that, just go. Midori's already seen the Murderface experience, so she already knows what to expect and what she'll have to lead on.

>>28577345
Awesome work
Did you plan on doing a post or during pukegore version? Or her giving the wendy special to either it's namesake or the mysterious singing magical girl?

>>28577365
[X] Ask about dates and shit. "On a scale from one to Vomit-tan, how drunk am I allowed to get at one of these things?"

>>28577365
>[x]What the fuck happened to your neck?
This will allow us to divert attention away from ourselves and give us the immeasurable joy of making Kyoko squirm.

Oh wow! Blistering pace!
>>28577365
[x]What the fuck happened to your neck?
I'm sure Midori would rather get Chiaki: Uncut and Unfiltered, rather than some tool following a stupid irrelevant list of shit you're supposed to do on dates.
>>28577398
Updates to height chart when?

>>28577365
[X]Ask her a question about dates and shit. (Write-in)

"What should I do and what should I not do?"

[X]What the fuck happened to your neck?

let us both be a little embarrassed.

>>28577365
What happened to your neck? It looks like an indecisive vampire wanted to get frisky

>>28577365
>[x]Ask her a question about dates and shit. (Write-in)
"How do I not Fuck Up?"

>>28577365
[x] "Alright so, what are some absolute 'do not' things that I might be likely to barge into like a drunken badger?"

>>28577412
>>Updates to height chart when?

Soon! I'm actually trying to free up on a commission that I've had sitting for months, after which I'll go back to working on the height chart full time!

I have a half-decent sketch for Sayaka now, and have been working on designing Enishi's costume too. I should be given a final draft on Rea's costume too and then all that's left is Kumatora and Yuma to wrap up the Ninth Officio

>>28577365
>[x]What the fuck happened to your neck?
For science.

>>28577400
Haha seconding this
We mist know if the secrets of soul gem fellating were passed on or not

Along with >>28577429
I just posted

>>28577365
[x]Ask her a question about dates and shit.
"So, what am I supposed to do? Just eat? Am I supposed to talk about something?"
[x]What the fuck happened to your neck?
>Witch mark
>paranoia intensifies

>>28577439
>Rea
... who?

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>>28577460

Our Vindicare rank leader.

>>28577402
Not at the moment, though I do have more ideas for other pieces I'm pretty excited about showing to you guys... If I get off my lazy ass and stop playing Civ V or what have you.

So yeah, thanks for the compliments you guys! And also,
>[x]What the fuck happened to your neck?

Heh, can't believe it just started with a
>First quest, a bit of an experiment. I'll delete this right away if there's no interest.

>>28577478
Kinda looks like Perrine cosplaying as a badass Sanya.

>>28577365
>[X] "Just... get me to where I'm supposed to be."
We have no questions. This is uncharted territory. Or if we've charted it before we've lost the maps.

>>28577502

no kidding.

>>28577365


[X]What the fuck happened to your neck? Is that a normal part of dating?

>>28577512
I don't think we would have had the foresight to make maps in the first place.

>>28577437
The thing is, for Murderface that's a pretty long list that starts with "not murdering anybody".

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>>28577503

Here's the other sketch of her I was given to work with.

She's about Misaka height.

>>28577551
>"Don't not murder anybody. Okay. I can manage that one."
>"A-ah, no, that's..."
>"... what?"

>>28577437
There is literally no accounting for the things that Matsuda might do that no sane, normal person would.

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>>28577365

Third voting period closes.

Thank you for reading!

>>28577551
1) Stop Drinking
2) Don't pull out the gun
2) Stop checking if you have enough ammo
3) Don't test your gun by firing it
4) Don't test your aim by firing it

Maybe we should ask if that thing on Kyoko's neck is what we're expected to do on a date?

>>28577583
"So. Under normal circumstances I probably *shouldn't* set the Maite'd on fire and dive though a plate glass window?"

>>28577558
Bretty kyuut.
And with Enishi having gotten some screen-time, she's officially the least relevant rank-leader! Well, we might want to trade Vindicare secrets or something.

>>28577615
Ah, but what counts as 'normal circumstances'?

>>28577615
Not for anything less than Steve Martin in The Muppet Movie levels of surly, at least.

Wouldn't Rea have been our immediate superior prior to being promoted to Warmaster? Seems like we should be familiar on some level Or at least, she with us (amnesia ho).

>>28577588
Picturing this every time..

>>28577669

This assumes chaki gave a fuck then. Most likely she won't know much more then anyone else.

>>28577669

Our Squad Leader, if we had one, would have been our immediate superior.

I don't think it's ever been made clear if we had a Squad Leader, but during Kharn's flashback we were working under Mami's authority.

Rea would have been our bosses boss, basically? But according to Enishi she supposedly came in after Kharn left, so...

>>28577653
I think we should talk with our Venenum and Vanus departments. I found it odd that they don't appear to have Rank Leaders, even if they are support departments.

>>28577661
Virtually any situation where someone else hasn't drawn a weapon first.

>>28577669
>>28577698
>>28577702
And suddenly we have reasons to talk to her!

>>28577669
>>28577702
Murderface seemed to be some kind of exception, placed directly under Kharn and Mami, not part of the regular Vindicare chain of command.

>>28577726
But knucklefighters.

>>28577741

Yeah... That's how it was, come to think of it. Girl A worked directly under Mami, and then Murderface worked directly under Kharn. Then Kharn was exiled and Rea was either recruited as Vindicare leader or promoted to Vindicare leader.

Not sure under whose authority Murderface was during that year in between Kharn's exile and becoming Chiaki, but she probably gave Rea a few headaches IF under the regular Vindicare chain of command. Otherwise, it was just headaches for Mami

>>28577722
They might exist outside the chain of command that involves rank leaders since they're noncombatants usually.. And not even in large numbers either. So they might just have "bosses" and have a more office-like heirarchy.

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>>28577669
Except that for most of that time Mami was the Vindicare Rank leader, before becoming Coob's personal lap-pillow. The time between Mami's jobs though, I'm not sure about

>>28577749
...probably can't do much to a Magical Girl, and MG "unarmed" fighters will still have a magical weapon even if it's just knuckle dusters - some kind of weapon comes with the Soul Gem.

>>28577766
In the spirit of Murderface ruining things for everyone, I propose "why not both?"

>>28577766

Rea getting a headache because Murderface can't integrate properly with the rest of the Vindicare sounds accurate to some degree.

I hope this wasn't the case though.

>>28577766
Bear in mind Mami was acting Warmaster post Kharn, so she probably still wasn't directly under the vindicate chain of command.

Infact, given the phone message we got when we first woke up as Matsuda, and it seems very unlikely - No Vindicare rank leaders in the phone, so were were probably directly attached to Mami and Kyouko (she does, after all, have a track record of setting us on fire as a distraction)

I imagine Sayaka could also have called on our services, but I imagine neither would have been particuarly thrilled with that setup, and it probably only happened if Mami insisted.

>>28577779
Still, as Warmaster, wouldn't it behoove us to at least talk with the chief of our intel division?
And as Mami showed, having combat personnel able to at least stabilize themselves or their comrades (since healing magic is a skill that needs to be learned for many Magical Girls) is quite useful, maybe talking about it with the medical division would be helpful.

>>28577766
I dunno. I can see this happening:
>"Murderface? Yeah, she's pretty easy to handle. See, Murderface is like a gun. You point her at a target, pull the trigger, and pray to the Blessed Lady that she doesn't get distracted by a liquor store or gun shop halfway."
>"Um..."
>"Well, mostly like a gun."

>>28577766
So, who was Vindicare rank leader prior to Kharn leaving then? We haven't heard of any big deaths other than the Culexus, and obviously Murderface wasn't rank leader...

>>28577688
Okay for some reason picture failed to load
I did have a picture that suited it

>>28577878

Mami was the Vindicare Rank Leader during Kharn's time as Warmaster. When Kharn was exiled, Mami took over as interim-Warmaster

>>28577779
According to the explanation Midori gave Chiaki after the amnesia surge in Siberia, that's exactly how these ranks work. Removed from active field duty, put in office, medical, intelligence, etc instead. No rank leaders for eliminated ranks.

>>28577863
I think Kyubey is leading those himself, seeing how he always went "I'll look into this" instead of "go talk to this person in charge". Just a guess though.

So what ever happened to Hitomi, anyway?

>>28577928
met with a mysterious sword-related accident

>>28577928

Hitomi and Kyosuke broke up. then Kyosuke became a heavy metal rockstar and later retired to become a bodyguard.

He's maybe all of 18 years old and he's lived an interesting life.

As for Hitomi, a girl that looked suspiciously like her most famous magical girl fan interpretation was killed in the battle against Ahirman

Decu has said that Hitomi is still around though.

>>28577410 >>28577412 >>28577419 >>28577429 >>28577442 >>28577457 >>28577491 >>28577533

Right. Okay. So Kyoko's the Dating Guru in this parts, you get that. Sure, you'll ask her a question.

"Sure! Ask away, and I'll answer!" The red-haired Eversor crows, completely confident in herself.

Alright, Dating Guru. What the fuck happened to her neck? Is that a normal part of dating, or what?

"Eh? What about my neck? I don't--" Kyoko blinks her one good eye at you, brow furrowing as she places her fingers on her neck - before suddenly going red and clamping her hand over her skin. "I, uh, hahaha! It's...it's probably just an insect bite! Y-yeah! Flies and such are biting in this kinda weather, you know! It's been really chilly!"

Insect, huh? Must have been a really big, blue-haired insect. You could still see the teeth marks, there.

"K-kh....N-Knock it off, Murderface, geez! Take this seriously, I'm tryin' to help you here!" She pokes you in the ribs again before you could slap her hand away. "You're my Warmaster and everythin', but don't think I'll keep bailing you out if ya jerk me around like this!"

What happened to being Best Friends Forever? You shake your head here, managing a smile of your own. Fine, fine. Something...something about the date, then.

Namely, how do you talk? What do YOU talk about during the date? You're pretty sure you shouldn't talk about work, because you're practically her boss and everything. And what are you not supposed to do during a date?

"Oh, huh." Kyoko blinks again, seemingly genuinely surprised. "Weird."

What's weird?

"Nah, I just..." She laughs, here. "I was thinking that I was gonna hafta spell that one out for ya, Murderface! Hahaha--OW!"

Now she's the one getting her ribs poked. Is that any kind of way to talk to her Warmaster?

[1/2]

>>28577970

"Ow! Alright, alright! Geez! You're just supposed to poke, not try and stab somebody through their ribs with yer hand!"

Oh. Uh, right. Sorry. Your bad.

"S'alright." Kyoko grumbles, rubbing her side. "Anyhow! For that kind of stuff, ya should always follow the H.A.D. formula!"

H.A.D. formula?

"Hobbies, Ambitions, Dreams! Guaranteed panty-peeler!" Kyoko cackles. "Always make her feel like she's the center of your universe, and never steer the conversation towards work or yourself unless she does it in the first place!" It's here that she suddenly grows serious. "Oh, and you gotta make sure not to murder somebody during the date."

How do you react?

>>28577989

[X] Grumble: "I wasn't going to murder anybody unless the food was bad..."

>>28577989
"But that's my party piece!"

>>28577989
"Not even a little?"

>>28577989
>"Oh, and you gotta make sure not to murder somebody during the date."
It's cool, once the cat interrupts, the date will basically end anyway.

>[x] Right. Now get me to my destination so I'm not late.

>>28578007
"I've seen your idea of little.

Just, no. No murder. Or kneecapping. That's out too."

>>28577989
[x] "Huh. Alright, seems easy enough. And geeze, as amnesiac as I am, I know enough to not kill someone during the date. Unless they shoot first, of course. Then all bets are off."

>>28577989
>Hobbies
You mean the porn of us she draws that's so popular we should probably be asking for residuals?

>>28577989
[x] Just look stricken.

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>>28577989
[x] "I'll try. I'll try really, really hard."

>>28577989
[X] "I can do that, no really I can. Stop giving me that look!"

>>28577989
Cant make promises on that last part...

Well, considering her works of Chiaki and herself, it'd probably be the best thing we could do anyway.

>>28577989
[x] "I'll try. Anything else to enlighten me with?"

>>28577989
"I'm trying Ringo, I'm trying real hard to be the Sheperd"
Ringo is also Moon for Apple (!)

>>28577989

"Can I murder them after the date then?"

>>28578091
"If everything goes well, your hands should be busy for the forseeable future afterwards."

>>28577989
but my hobbies have already been banned, I cant remember my ambitions, and my dreams? You sure that horror stories are the proper date discussion material?

>>28578109
Pretty sure even Murderface would understand we're talking about Midori's hobbies and stuff, here.

>>28577989
"Thanks for the HAD formulae, seems like it would work." Ignore the murder part, you didnt even hear that.

>>28578109
We're supposed to ask Midori about those things, not go on at length about ourselves.

Not that we have much reason to, with all our amnesia Midori might already know more about us than WE do.

>>28578140
Well, after Siberia, she DOES.

>>28578135
well in that case her hopes ambitions and dreams can be fulfilled just fine at our apartment

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>>28577989
"Lets see.
First is drinking and killing annoying people. Which is work.
Second falls flat because if have no Ambitions whatsoever, even this whole Warmaster-Thing is annoying me to no end. Its also work.
Third is ... complicated and has to do with work."

I think that as far as our dreams its saving/killing/stopping Pinky, and finding out who we are and trying to fix the shit our past-selves fucked up, but we can hardly tell that Kyoko, though Midori might understand..

>>28578016

Why do I see the cat interrupting. Then chaki calling Sayaka and just saying "Nico interrupted my date. You have 20 minutes." With her tied up in the background.

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>>28577989
YOU HEAR THAT

LEAVE IT AT HOME

NO SHOOTIES NYA

>>28578167
>You have 20 minutes.
Switch that with
>until I finish this fresh cig
and I can see it as well.

>NECO @MGsAreReal 1m
>Hanyaaa, gettin kind of excited
>gettin that excited feel
>everyone get excited with meow

>>28578188
You'll get perforated if you're not careful, stupid cat.

>@MGsAreReal 3m
>Hanyaaa, gettin kind of excited

>gettin that excited feel

>everyone get excited with meow

This will not end well for her.

>>28577989
So who did you murder and how long was Sayaka pissed?

>>28578188
OK, gotcha. Blunt force trauma it is.

>>28578188
...On second thought, maybe we should bring our kneecappin' gun on our date.

Just in case.

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>>28578202
It speaks of journalistic integrity!

>>28578196
>You'll get perforated, stupid cat.
FTFY

>>28577970
[x] "When is it appropriate to shoot the waiter? After the appetizer or the entree?"

>>28578103
But then WHEN is it murder time?

>>28578224
is anyone getting a vibe of either of spiders assistants, or the girl from Nougami Neuro as the filthy journalistic assistant?

I am getting the feeling that NECO will be running interference to make sure our date goes well and we will ruin it by paranoia and wanting to get rid of her

>>28578140
>>28578151

And we still should talk to her about it, Im pretty sure she is bottling up a lot. Depending on how the date goes and how the mood is it might be a good idea to ask her about that since.. well.. its an important part of our live and unfortunatley she will have to deal with our baggage if Midorin wants to date us because its not the kind of baggage you can leave at the door.

That said, I find it interesting that Malal pointed out again to not trust Kharn and Mumi. Malal was probably ware of Kharns infatuation with the BlessedLady-Shit so this is why she warned us.

With Mami it might be a lot more complicated. Either because Mumi was playing Chiaki liek a fiddle the whole time since it also is in line with the foreshadowing of how stuff works inside of Mumi`s Head and her mortivation we got in her flashback.

Or because Malal was wary of mumi because while she is veteran and one of the most powerful megucas around she also has a liable psyche and is susceptible to emotional breakdowns like shown in the Animus and again pointed out by Homura in the Movie with how she dislikes Mami and never really got along with her.

>>28578274
Pls decu lets not NECO involved in this, im trying to *enjoy* this quest.

>pastebin.com/f6PhcdTx Sakura's the kind of person it's hard to hate, so it's no wonder sayapyon likes her i don't know her that well tho


>that last bit.
possible new kneecapping targets!

>>28578278
Could easily just be the old 'if you tell Mumi she'll try to do everything herself and not let you in on things because everything has to be done her way'.

Control-freak.

>>28578278
I think it is more Mami is trying to do what's best which isn't actually what's best at all but just what she can see is best

>>28578280
Oh lighten the fuck up, if you dislike it that much then don't bother reading because we will do a lot worse to piss you off

>>28578188
It's fine, I'm sure Yuu would LOVE to have a punching bag.

>>28578268
>Sayaka
No, it clearly says Sakura Kyouko. Learn to read.

Anyway, here's my plan for dealing with Iori if CLEARLY, I MEAN WHEN she shows up.
http://pastebin.com/t8295ra1
Might need changing to suit the situation, obviously, but I think as long as we can get her to calm down and talk about it, we should be fine.

>>28578317
Whats with the autism all of a sudden?

Dont be all butthurt because some people dont like your precious NECO shit

>>28578313
>>28578317
We can probably fix that by taking her into timestop to meet Pinky, show her just how far out of control this shit has gotten.

>>28578326
>"I won't enjoy this quest because a character that hasn't actually done much wrong is in it and I hate them"
>Tells others to not be autistic and butthurt
wot mate

>>28578320
Seconded, seems like a good plan
The only other option for M would have been suicide, and she can't be blamed for not doing that

>>28578326
I actually don't care about it but I hate the endless bitching about it
Seriously the whining is worse than NECO ever has been

>>28578280
If I endured Kharn, you can probably endure NECO

>>28578343
>wot mate
wot indeed. Screaming AUTISTIC anytime an anon does somethong you don't like is gettin g a bit old

>>28578320
I like this plan.

>>28578278
frankly, I don't trust Mami at all, but it's kinda hard to go behind her back with her power over pancakes. After we make sure she doesn't die, we can ask her what she knows about the golden weapons, since Ahriman wanted her and we want to know why.

>>28578280

>*Enjoy*
>**
>Year of our lord 2013 and still using * for emphasis.

>>28578331
>>28578274
Did you already forget what she did in the animu when she found out Megucas turn into witches? And you want her to meet Pinky? That one meguca that is most obvious to snap?

Malal outright told us not to tell her. I wouldnt be even surprised if telling her about the whole Oriko-Business might come back to bite us in the ass.

I talk about shooting NECO all the time, but that's only joking around. I don't hate her or anything. She's kind of funny?

>>28578382
What are we supposed to use for emphasis, anyway? Bolding doesn't work on these boards last I checked.

>>28578320
>Already removed Iori from our Meguca-life as far as possible while still being friends and all
>Wants to actually reintroduce her to Meguca life

So this supposedly your "good" plan? Its on the GET FUCKED level of retardation.

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>>28578401
Wait a sec, there are people following this quest who hate NECO unironically? Like.. really?

Thats just silly.

>>28578392
"This is a problem that I caused, and I intend to fix it. If I fail, the whole universe is going to die, but I need your help, and I need your honesty. I can't keep running from my past, and I can't let you keep protecting me from it."
>>28578423
>reintroduce
What? No, I want to make sure she understands the mechanics of selling your fucking soul to a mutant space cat, so she doesn't think Midori did what she did for fun.
>>28578446
I think NECO is irresponsible and needs to be taught a lesson on consequences of revealing sensitive information.
We tell her the shit she pulled at the concert got Ayumu killed.

>>28578412

Don't do anything for emphasis. Let the words stick out for what they are. If one absolutely has to get the point across add a ! to the end.


>>28578446
NECO best waifu for karn.

>>28578412
If you really need to emphasise something, use capitals.

>>28578471
Heh that's an idea for dealing with NECO

Pack her up with part of Kharn's collection and give her to the original evil rapey warmaster as a present

>>28578485
Shit guys, who *cares*.

>>28578513
Lock her up naked in a pet carrier.

>>28578460

Ayumu shooting up the getaway car like a maniac gave away her position and is probably why they went after her.

>>28578460

That reminds me we really should re-meet up with Ayumu. I kind of wonder if anyone told her the warmaster just busted her ass to save her.

>>28578529
I sincerely doubt they would have been able to react that quickly if they weren't given prior warning about Squad Hiryu's presence.

>>28578518
I do. Nigga. Got to separate the barbarians from the elite.

>>28578513

Too moe for me <3

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>>28578460
>>28578471
>I think NECO is irresponsible and needs to be taught a lesson on consequences of revealing sensitive information.

I dont really care about that. Me? I just want to slap dem buns!

>>28578016 >>28578019 >>28578037 >>28578056 >>28578071

Right. Okay. Hobbies, ambitions, dreams. You can handle that.

Not murdering anyone during the date...well, come on. Be reasonable. Surely she can't expect you to--

"No. No murdering anyone, Murderface! Not on the date! You'd think that'd impress 'em and such, or beating up anyone who looks at 'em the wrong way, but they'll hate that! They'll say that you ruined the evening and everything! I'm serious here!"

Kyoko's actually tearing up a bit here as she says this to you, both hands on your shoulders.

Yeah...yeah, okay. You'll...you'll try. You'll really, really, really try.

"I know ya would, but I gotta make sure." She wipes her eyes with the back of her hands. "We'll be stoppin' by your vault to put your gun there."

Kyoko frowns here. "Aw, don't give me that look like I just pissed all over your cornflakes there, Murderface! I promised Midori I'll make this the one night you don't carry that junk around. Gold-free date."

But...but what if you need to murder--

"I told you--"

Er, you mean, defend yourself and Midori. What about then?

"Well, that's why I'll be there, of course! Chaffeur and lookout!" The red-haired Eversor points at herself. "Anybody tries to get their hands on you or on Midori, I'll drop 'em like an elk! Hahaha! Like a freakin' elk!"

...Right. Well. That certainly makes you feel safer.

Any other tips the Dating Guru can share, then?

It's here that Kyoko grins. "Seriously? Well...besides the no-murderin' thing, I guess just act like yourself, then? I mean, Midori really seems to like you and everything, and I don't think it's just because of that porn thing she draws." She gives you a stinging slap on your lower back that forces your breath out between your teeth in a hiss. "Just remember, no murdering and you're set!"

No murdering. Okay.

"You ready, then?"

[]Yeah. Let's go.
[]Hold on. Let me just do something first. (Write-in)

>>28578542
Since Lucius had her Magical Girls spread out in order to maximize the destruction when they all self-detonated, I think that their reaction time would not have been affected substantially if Squad Hiryu's involvement had not been known.

>>28578559
>Yeah, let's go.

Nyan Nyan, orsomething like that. Here Decu, have my soul

>>28578559
>[X]Yeah. Let's go.

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>"late, late for a very important date"
Wendy will crash our date.

>>28578559
>[x]Yeah. Let's go.
muh Midorin

>>28578559
[X]Yeah. Let's go.

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>>28578559
[x] Let's get the trainwreck underway.

>>28578559
[X}Yeah. Let's go.

Not much else to do.

Rolled 15

>>28578559

>[x]Yeah. Let's go.

>>28578559
[x]Yeah. Let's go.
>>28578569
They were spread out in the massive crowd, not the semi-secure back passageways.

>>28578559
[]Hold on. Let me just do something first. (Write-in)

Put the golden weapons away our self and then we're ready.

>>28578559
[x]Hold on. Let me just do something first.
Send an inter-office memo or email to our Vanus department, have them get a team to the oil rig to get some on-site recon of the site done, and see if there's Magical Girl opposition, and prepare an escape route.

>>28578575
Send text to Wendy that we will kill her if she crashes our date.
Also,[x] Let's go. dont keep Red waiting

Rolled 6

>>28578559

rollin for the dice gods favor.

This better end in soul gem on tongue action.

I'm counting on you, /tg/.

>>28578603
>counting on /tg/ for anything

You poor, blind fool.

>>28578586
Eversors move faster, on average, than Vindicares. I think that she would have been intercepted regardless. Maybe a little later, closer to her new vantage point, but not close enough that the other members of Hiryu could have helped or seen the struggle.

>>28578624

Agreed. /tg/ only has one skill and that skill is failing.

>>28578559
>[X]Hold on. Let me just do something first.
We should probably cfreshen up or something. I mean, we have been listening to that thing for the past who knows how long, right?

>>28578624
/tg/ has delivered many great things to me over the years. My faith is not easily shaken.

>>28578641
Maybe meet with Pinky now so she will not reach her boredom point while whe with Iori. Or take a few drinks in advance to ...smoothe the date

>>28578641
Speaking of, it's been a few threads but aren't we supposed to be wearing other clothes that Mami bought us or something? Or are we wearing them already?

>>28578681
I know what you're plotting, anon, and it won't work.

>>28578710
We put them on before listening to Remov.

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>>28578559
The best part is that I had to CHOOSE between banners to represent how this could go horribly wrong!

Good luck, nerds~

>>28578559
oh god
kyoko is going to die

>>28578714
I wish I was googd at plotting. I'm not

>>28578722

so, choose between Pinky and what else?

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>>28578730
Healing soon anon.

We must cherish these last moments while we can.

Before the Noir makes a comeback

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>>28578756

>"Anybody tries to get their hands on you or on Midori, I'll drop 'em like an elk! Hahaha! Like a freakin' elk!"
Fucking wood elves.

>>28578764
we should've stowed some firearm in our shield while Kyoko wasn't looking

>>28578756
midorin holding 'lick my armpits' and chiaki holding a sign with a watermelon

>>28578777
>implying we don't still have that wing of MiGs

>>28578764
Behold, an optimistic, if naïve soul that thinks everything in the date will go well.

I just know something will happen. Worst case scenario, we lose Midorin forever.

Yes, I'm being a Negative Nancy. My apologies.

>>28578777

I bet there are still golf-clubs in there...

>>28578777
Can still do. Tell Kyoko you have to go to the toilet

>>28578777
It's not like our shield has somehow been emptied since we last used it. There should still be enough armaments to start a war.

I hope we're keeping the bangles.

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>>28578764
>Dat Kyoko transformation on the Rebellion movie

>>28578803

>Worst case scenario, we lose Midorin forever.

Nah worst case scenario is pinky getting pissed about this one and making Midorin stew right when wendy wanders in and the new homu decides to make a entrance. Then at the same time Mami is attacked.

>>28578803
>Worst case scenario, we lose Midorin forever.
No, worst case is we lose both Kyoko and Midori, and Sayaka Witches out over it, and kills Mami, denying us pancakes forever.
That's the worst case scenario.

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>>28578815
The deagle was always teleporting into our hands whenever we needed it anyway, it's not like this is really going to stop us from getting it.

>>28578803
>Worst case scenario, we lose Midorin forever.
How is that negative?

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>>28578861
>This guy

>>28578770
She looks so sad.

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>>28578861
Anon, did you forget to take your medication this morning?

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>>28578730
>>28578764

Thats a nice happy ending you have there, would be a shame if something happened to it..

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>>28578877
She's fine...really.

Don't worry about her.

Didn't really want to be remembered anyway.

>>28578935
This wendy art is beautiful, but it's just not the same without the shawl

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>>28578958
And the puke.

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>>28578908
hopefully the only end will be one like this

>>28578935
Chiaki may no longer remember her, but who else can claim to be the girl of her dreams.

>>28579008
True End has already been posted today.

>>28579010
Pinky?

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>>28579008
part 2

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>>28579010

>>28579035
...I wonder if Chaki could convince Faust to shape shift to this form? For reasons.

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>>28579012
Yeah, this fits the situation a lot better.

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>>28579066
The syringe is her penis

>>28579066
But since all of them are girls, condoms would be useless?

I'm confused.

>>28579119
FutaHomu.

>>28579119
Obviously Homura and Kyouko have dicks.

>>28579134

"Giving birth to sempai's baby!"

>>28579119
>But since all of them are girls, condoms would be useless?
>Not knowing about finder cot

>>28579134
>>28579142
That just raises more questions!

>>28579171
Shh...just lie down and take it Madoka.

>>28579008
>>28579027
>>28579066
Where do these come from, anyway? It's the same artist who did the spaghetti homu stuff, right? I wish I could find it.

>>28579119
What, you think you just stick your fingers/tongue in there without protection?

>>28579194
They ded son.

>>28578570 >>28578573 >>28578576 >>28578577

Yeah. You're pretty much set, anyway.

"I can see that!" Kyoko looks you up and down, seemingly just noticing your new clothes for the first time. "Hahaha, Mami-chan really knows how to pick out stuff when it comes to fashion, eh? She can even make slobs like you an' me clean up alright! Hahaha!"

...Yeah. You guess so. You miss your costume, though.

"Well, of course ya do, you even sleep in the damn thing." Kyoko shrugs. "Then again, I also did a bit of that. Until Sayaka made me stop, anyway."

It's just so convenient, you tell her. So comfortable. Yeah, you'll complain about some bits of it, but it always feel so familiar, like a second skin.

"Yeah. Yeah, I getcha. Like wearin' a really tailor-made suit. Fits you just right and everything." She lets out a wistful sigh. "Anyway...! Let's get cracking, before Midori-chan starts worrying!"

And so you do. After a brief detour of your Golden Weapon Vault - Muramasa all but rattling against its plexiglass case as you placed both the Desert Eagle and the Bangles into their own respective cases - you finally set out into the city in the usual black company car, with Kyoko as your driver. She did say you could take Kharn's Marauder to the date, but it's not exactly discreet, is it?

"I don't see it," Kyoko frowned then, clearly not minding the fact that even the car's grill had skulls engraved on them. "I mean, it's a pretty nice car! The windows're heavily tinted, too, how can you get more discreet than that?"

You waved off her objections and got into the NORMAL company car, a 2014 Chrysler 300 painted black and with NO SKULLS anywhere. Yes. Perfect.

"These things are usually driven by Sicilian drug lords, though?"

It's normal enough!

[1/2]

>>28579231

Anyway. With Kyoko on the wheel, you find yourself being driven out of the city, out of Mitakihara. ...Huh, did Kyoko get lost or something? Maybe she missed a turn or somewhat?

"What? 'Course I didn't! I know where to go!" Kyoko frowns at you from the rear view mirror as she turns into what looks like the freeway out of Mitakihara. "What, were you expecting some kinda dinner in some fancy restaurant or something?"

...Well, isn't that how it usually goes? Going into some posh place where the prices're unlisted and the dish names unpronounceable?

"Actually, you're not that far off!" The red-haired girl laughs at this. "Midori-chan was lookin' for that kinda place for reservations, until she asked Mami-chan for advice. And she knows how you HATE that kinda place. So this is sorta special. Not your typical kinda date."

It's here that she chuckles. "Mami-chan wanted to make sure that you get a bit of alone time, too. Away from the city, away from work, all that stuff." Kyoko sniggers here, before checking the rear view mirror again. "Hah. Gotta try harder if you wanna tail me, cat..." She murmurs under her breath, a fang poking through her grin.

How do you react?

[]Where the hell are we going, then?
[]A tail? Someone's been following us?
[]Other. (Write-in)

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>>28579194
homurakko on tumblr

>>28579247
>[x] Cat?

>>28579247
>[x]Where the hell are we going, then?
What the hell woman.
>[x]A tail? Someone's been following us?
Trigger finger itching.

>>28579247
[X]Where the hell are we going, then?

>>28579134
>not Madicka

>>28579247
NECOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>28579247
>[X]Where the hell are we going, then?
>[X]A tail? Someone's been following us?

Why not both?

We should totally have hidden Yuu under our clothes. We'll never achieve full fusion if we don't wear her all the time.

>>28579247
[x]A tail? Someone's been following us?
SHOULDA BROUGHT THE GUN

>>28579247
[x]Where the hell are we going, then?
"If it's a villa in the mountains, there could be trouble."
[x]A tail? Someone's been following us?

>>28579231
See, gotta talk to Kirika.

>>28579247
[x]Where the hell are we going, then?

>>28579247
[X]A tail? Someone's been following us?

Kyoko best driver.

[X]Where the hell are we going, then?

>>28579258
RIP
I miss spaghettimura