>>28600231
>> The Golden Age of Animation: Help Willie Hanna get into the Animation Club
Let's finish it up already.

>>28600231
>> Operation Bertram: Direct the Fall Play

> Operation Bertram: Direct the Fall Play
> The Golden Age of Animation: Help Willie Hanna get into the Animation Club
> Hasten the Homecoming: Prepare for Homecoming

These. Two of them have deadlines, and the other is a promise we have to keep.

>>28600231
Wohoo! More tonks!
> MORALE +10

>> The Golden Age of Animation: Help Willie Hanna get into the Animation Club

> The Golden Age of Animation

Hm. You remember that Hanna told you that the Animation Club is an a building near the ship’s solar farms. That definitely means you’re going to run into Naval Studies Science kids. Whatever, science wasn’t your strongest suit anyway.

You head out of your dorm and step down. The Academyship, being 8 kilometers, is a bit of a bore to walk around, so it might be preferable to get some transportation. You also have to consider that maybe Hanna should be brought along for this, but you don’t particularly know where the fuck she would be in on a Sunday.

Eh, whatever.

You call up a taxi to bring you here, and it arrives within the next five minutes. The taxi is a yellow van, driven and managed by Naval Studies Merchant. The Naval Studies Merchant kid driving looks behind and to you and asks, “Where are you headed?”

> Freshmen Dorm: Good place to start to look for Hanna
> Solar Farms: Let’s get this shit over with
> Other

>>28600459
>> Freshmen Dorm: Good place to start to look for Hanna

>>28600459
> Solar Farms: Let’s get this shit over with

We'll break the news to Hanna once we've got it sorted out.

>>28600459
> Freshmen Dorm: Good place to start to look for Hanna
A nice day for a drive!

The Rifle Team morale is at 55%, maybe we should go do something about that, guys

>>28600585
We can fix that once we tell them we're converting their tank into a t-34

>>28600657
Why would we do that, though.

Their SU-122 is fine as it is

> Freshmen Dorm

“Take me to the Freshmen Dorms will you?”

The taxi is off, and with that, you lean back in your seat, crossing your arms. You look at the window and let the scenery fly right by. Good thing traffic is no longer much of a concern now that everyone’s down in Casablanca.

You think of ways to improve your team in the meantime. Maybe you can convert that KV-1S into an SU-152, maybe you can give the Rifle Team a T-34, hell you probably need a few more tanks at this point if you’re going to recruit more crews.

Regardless, you can figure all that stuff out later. You got business to attend to after all.

Your cell phone rings.

“Fredendall”

Huh, she never calls you.

> Answer
> Don’t Answer

>>28600682
They don't like a case mate tank due to them having to turn their entire tank around just to aim. Also the t-34 is relatively cheap

>>28600707
>Don’t Answer

She'll just taunt us over losing, we don't need this shit right now

>>28600682
No, see, the howitzer might be big, but it's not exactly that good against armoured targets. SU-85's cannons were good for anti-tank role.

Same goes for T-34/85, cause they used more or less the same gun.

>>28600707
> Don't answer

Fuck that bitch with a howitzer.

>>28600724
>>28600747

Well, seems reasonable enough, I guess.
We gotta keep our limited funds in mind, though

>>28600682
Not really considering it only fires HE

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>>28600707
>> Don’t Answer

>>28600707
> Answer
Kill em with kindness

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>>28600707
...

.........

> Answer

>>28600786
What ever happened to our super heavy anyway, we should get them to crew that

>>28600707
>> Answer

We need to know what she wants or she might go ahead and do something stupid

>>28600707
>Answer

>>28600824
It's not comp spec. It'll cost 54000 to upgrade it, so it's off the table for now

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>>28600726
>>28600765
>>28600792
Don't you guys want to talk to the hidden romance option our rival?

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>>28600792
>Answer, say nothing but bad puns the whole time

>>28600707
>> Answer

"Yes, yes, we've lost. Anything else on your mind?"

Rolled 67

>>28600707
>answer

>>28600707
Why turn our Kv-is into a su-152?

Wouldn't it be better to turn it into a Kv-85 since it has better armor and a bigger gun?

> Answer

Eh, might as well answer her.

“Hey, Gertrude, just calling to let you know that you lost.”

“No, really, I must have been struck blind, deaf, and dumb not to have noticed that.”

“Oh, you kidder. Anyway, gotta say though, you put on a real show out there! I’m very very impressed with your performance. So much that I’m actually going to donate some money!”

“… What’s the catch?”

“No catch! Straight up, the money I promised for the bet, it’s now in your account.”

> + 20,000 Dollars

“Oh. Thanks, I suppose.”

“Don’t mention it. And hey, listen, I’m filing through some of the old School practices and traditions here and… actually, I’m sure you’ll find that out later.”

“Wait, what?”

“Ciao!”

Before you can question her, she hangs up. You sigh. Great.

“We’re here!”

The taxi pulls up in front of the Freshmen Dorm. You ask the taxi to wait outside then head out. The Freshmen Dorm, not as neat as the upperclass dorms, but hell it’s better than a college on land.

But where to start? Maybe she’s- Oh, she’s right there sitting on a bench.

She waves at you. “Hey, Gertrude! How you doing?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>28600958
>> Boast

>>28600958
....Well that was totally unexpected.

Can't argue with free money though.

>>28600707
>Answer
I'd rather take her shit than wonder what she wanted.

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>>28600958
There's some catch or a landmine somewhere, but we might as well keep the money.

>>28600958
>Boast

> Boast

“Fine as ever, real dandy! I was just looking for you actually, what are you doing out here?”

Hanna shrugs. “Oh, sketching the landscape, buildings. Try to get an idea for static imagery.”

You nod. “Okay, I get that. Anyway, I was on my way the Animation Club building actually.”

Hanna stands up, surprised. “Really? You come here to pick me up?”

“Yep! Wanna go?”

“Do I!? Let’s go!”

“Gertrude.” Oh boy. You look over, and down the street come walking towards you are Pinkerton and O’Bannon. “We were just looking for you.”

> Aggressive
> Neutral
> Submissive

>>28601205
>> Neutral

>>28601205
> Neutral

Well considering Fredendall's apparent turnabout...

>>28601205
> Neutral

>>28601234
I have a feeling it's about the building we destroyed

>>28601205
>> Neutral

What again?

>>28601205
> Neutral
Better be to give us some praise for tonking.

> Neutral

“Oh, really? What did you need me for?”

Pinkerton says, “We just wanted to say that you did fine out there against Heinlein. It was a real show you put on for us.”

“You still lost,” says O’Bannon.

You nod. “Yes. I know. I was there.”

Pinkerton crosses her arms. “Anyways, we figured there might be something that could benefit the both of us, if you’d be willing to listen.”

You shrug. “Maybe. What did you have in mind?”

She says, “You see, we have a few troublemakers who get themselves in the brig a lot. Now, we can’t really do a whole lot about them because they refuse to really change their ways. We figure, there might be something about Tankery that can… redeem them so to speak.”

“… you lost me.”

O’Bannon sighs. “We want to take our fecking delinquent cunts into the Tankery Program.”

“Ah.” You scratch your chin. “How many? Who are they?”

Pinkerton says, “Five, you already met Luciano a couple of days back. They’re all bunch of troublemakers, and we’d honestly like for them to stop being troublemakers, or at least trouble somewhere else.”

“So,” O’Bannon says, “Want to take them up?”

> Y/N?
> Other

>>28601392
We have a very big and heavy Gun Motor Carriage they can clean and give a new paintjob. They might wanna drive it too, I guess.

>>28601392
>> Y
Fuck it, let's do it.

>>28601392
> Other

We ain't exactly a charity club. What's in it for us?

>>28601392
> Y

We can give them a real shitty tank, and it honestly seems like they're trying to do their jobs.

>>28601392
> Y

Man, the moment where the Hall Monitors are actually trying to do their jobs is the point where you guys hesitate?

>>28601392
> Y
Free crew and we can get O'Hara in on this too.

>>28601392
>Y
Troublemakers and multi-ton war machines, what could go wrong?

>>28601392
We can trial them I guess.

>>28601392
>"Can we trust them?"

>>28601392
>Y

Gice them our super-heavy and paint it a bright orange, shit's gonna be jokes

>>28601392
I rather ask them if their willing first

>>28601469
They aren't doing their jobs, they are shunting their criminals to us

Taking them on will either work wonderfully or be a disaster. Tell them that we'll consider it, and we'll have to talk to them before we decide.

I'd like to point out that we aren't exactly on friendly grounds with Luciano.

Bah, when have penal battalions ever been a bad idea?

But do we have a spare tank for them?
Also, what about them Otakus

>>28601569
They're doing their jobs because they're taking alternate measures to see those delinquents rehabilitated somehow.

> Y

“You know what, fine. You two may be corrupt as fuck but I think we can both benefit from this at least.”

O’Bannon shrugs. “Eh, what are you gonna do.”

Pinkerton nods. “Quite. Anyway, they’re your problem now, Gertrude. Better make them work.”

> CREW UNLOCKED
> DELINQUINTS
> CURRENT DEFAULT CALLSIGN: NONE (you may define a callsign later.)

With that, Pinkerton and O’Bannon leave. “Stay out of trouble, or we’ll make trouble come to you, you hear?”

You sigh. Hall Monitors. You look over at Hanna. “Don’t mind them, Hanna. You’re a Freshman, those two won’t bother going after you.”

Hanna shrugs. “Oh, that’s alright. I’m used to bullies anyway.”

“Anyway, let’s head to the Animation Club.”

The both of you pile into the taxi. You tell the driver to head to the Solar Farms. Gonna be quite the drive.

Hanna decides to start up conversation. “So, what’s Tankery like?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>28601639
the GMC and the Panther, but I also agree that we need to ask them if their willing.

This is not a punishment, though I feel that this is what Frendell is planning and will be talked about in the newspapers

>>28601651
>> Boast

>>28601651
>> Polite
It's fun, it's exhilarating.

>>28601651
>CURRENT DEFAULT CALLSIGN: NONE

Team Cannon-Fodder
Team Expendable
Team You-Won't-Be-Missed

You know, moral boosting stuff like that

>>28601651
> Boast

>>28601654
I'm still surprised we haven't put anybody in that Panther.

>>28601700
Nobody wanted to use it.
>>28601694
Let's ask them first

>>28601694
Oh, I've got an idea.

>TEAM PENAL BATTALION

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>>28601651
>Boast

FUKKEN AWESOME

>>28601694
Team Alcatraz?

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>>28601651
>> Boast

Ah, the thrill of battle! The smell of cordite! The camaraderie, the joy of being part of a well oiled machine! All the adrenaline, firepower, and women you could want! Or men, if you're into that.

>>28601749
Team Prison Rape

Team Best-Community-Service-Ever

>>28601721
I like this.

though I have a feeling it will make it all the more harder to recruit the ace driver

>>28601651
Callsign: Holiday, after Doc Holiday.
Other badass criminals may also apply.

>>28601795
Ned Kelly

>>28601651
>TEAM HAVOC
Because lets face it, they probably aren't going to follow orders beyond taking them as suggestions. The best way to handle them is to make them into a hit and run/hunter-killer unit with their own command structure. Feed them information and let them cause chaos.

> Boast

“Oh, it’s great! All kinds of fun really. You get to drive around in a couple dozen ton war machine, battle it out against other people, and at the end of the day you always feel really warm inside!”

Hanna nods, skeptical. “I see.”

“Why, you interested?”

She shrugs. “Maybe. We’ll see. I’m more interested in the Animation Club at the moment, but if I have the time, I’ll definitely check it out.”

Your phone rings again.

“Principal Tennyson”

> Answer
> Don’t Answer

>>28601840
>Answer

We're fucked

>>28601840
>> Answer

>>28601840
> Answer
Time to find out what Fredendall meant.

>>28601840
> Answer

It's coming for uuuuus.

>>28601840
My heart actually sank.

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>>28601840
>> Answer

>>28601840
>> Answer
Aw fuck.

>>28601651
TEAM HAYMAKER perhaps?

>>28601840
> Answer

> Answer

“Hey, Principal Tennyson. What’s up?”

“Hey, Gertrude. Just calling to check in on you. I see you had your first match with Heinlein and-“

“Don’t tell me. I lost.”

“Right. But, get this, our school’s actually getting a number of donations from all kinds of places. Not to mention all the museums that want the hardware recovered from Storage G, I’ve been selling off all those Dauntlesses and other planes stored in there. Gertrude, I think we’re making real progress.”

“You think so, Principal?”

“Yes, indeedy. Which brings me to why I called you. There’s a Tank Museum that’s thinking of sponsoring the Tankery Team in Casablanca, the Casablanca Armor Museum. It’s not Bovington or Kubinka but it’s respectable.”

“Really? What’s the catch?”

“Would you be willing to wash all of their tanks tomorrow? Not many tanks… just about 30 or so.”

> Y/N?
> Other

>>28602009
>> Y
Let's fucking do it.

>>28602009
> Y

We need money so badly.

Also guys, we should get that KV-85.

>>28602009
>y

Bikini tank wash! Also, we should tell him about our latest Freedenhall encounter.

>>28602009
> Y
Got nothing better to do
Also, wet T-Shirts

>>28602009

CAN WE TURN THIS INTO A FUND RAISER

>>28602009
> Y

>>28602044
This, out match with Heinlein showed us we REALLY need more firepower on our tanks.

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>>28602009
>> Y
How bad can it be?

>>28602009
>Y

RAMIREZ, WASH THOSE TANKS.

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>>28602009
>Y

>>28602009
>Y
Get the bikinis out, girls, we're doing fanservice.

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>>28602090
>rubbing Kitty with a soapy sponge

>>28602009
>Y
Time to have fun in public with a wet Kitten

>>28602009
All of the planes...Shit, tell him to keep a couple for the aviation club

> Y

“Sure, we can do that, Principal Tennyson. Let Nancy know and we can get the girls together.”

“Great! I’ll keep in touch. Also, they’ll want to talk to you about possibly selling the GMC, but you’re gonna have to talk to the owner about that tomorrow.”

“Righto, see you, Principal.”

Hanna asks, “What was that about?”

“We are going to wash a lot of tanks tomorrow in Casablanca.” You smile, you can picture it now. The soap, the sponges, the wet hull armor of an M4 Sherman. That is such a lewd thought.

Wait a minute.

“Ah, I feel sorry for you then,” says Hanna.

You wave her off. “Hey, we need money, and the museum that has the tanks says they can donate to us provided we wash their tanks.”

Hanna scratches her chin. “Still, all that work.”

“Hey, no person ever got through life without ever working hard.”

“We’re here!” says the Taxi Driver. You both exit the taxi and find yourself standing outside the fenced perimeter of the Solar Farm, but more particularly just right outside a very plain looking two story building. You ask the taxi driver to wait up for you then walk up to the building.

Hanna looks nervous, clasping her hands together in front of her. “So… what do you think they’re like?”

You shrug. “Probably just shut ins. My good friend Kitten is one actually.” You walk up to the door and knock.

Nothing.

You knock a little louder. “Hello? It’s Gertrude Pool, Sophomore Class President. I wanted to talk to you.”

A little slot on the front door opens, revealing a very tired set of eyes behind glasses. “Go away.”

“Hey, I just wanted to talk to you about-“

Another pair of bespectacled eyes comes in. “Hey, who’s this?”

The first set says, “Probably just nuts from the anime club.”

Hanna says, “We’re not from the Anime club.”

The second set says, “Oh? Who are you then?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>28602283
>> Polite

>>28602283
>> Polite

Guess they are the opposite of anime club, but still nerdy.

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>>28602283
> Polite

>>28602283
>> Polite

>>28602283
> Polite

>>28602283
> Polite
!

>>28602283
>> Polite

>>28602283
> Polite
gotta go friendly here.

> Polite

“Well, I’m Gertrude Pool. This is Willie Hanna. Who are you two?”

“Josephine Barbera,” says the first set of eyes. “This here is Hally Geer.”

A third set of bespectacled eyes squeezes next to the first two. “Hey, what’s going on?” She looks down at you two. “Oooohhh, visitors?”

Josephine says, “No!” She looks back at you. “This is Leah Schlesinger.”

Leah says, “What are you two doing here?”

Hally says, “Well we answered the door on account of these two knocking.”

“Not you, Hally! These two!”

Hanna and you briefly glance at each other, then look back at the door. Hanna says, “Well, I wanted to join the Animation Club.”

Josephine’s eyes droop a bit. “Ah, is it because you watch some crappy magical girl anime and you figured you suddenly have all the know how to animate?”

Hanna hesitates a bit. “W-well, I was just, I mean, I do have experience with animation. I have web series on Youtube. I’d be willing to show you!”

Leah says, “Really? I’d like to see it!”

Josephine says, “Yeah, admittedly you now have my curiousity.” She looks over at Hally, “What do you think, Hally? Should we let her in?”

Hally says, “Why are you asking me? All three of us are just an abstract concept until we open this door and reveal ourselves.”

“W-What? What the fuck are you talking about?”

You interrupt. “Uh… so is she in or not?”

They all glance at each other, then say simultaneously. “We’ll let you in to see her portfolio.”

Josephine says, “As for you, you can just wait outside.”

> Stay outside
> Walk in with Hanna
> Other

>>28602579
> Stay outside

>>28602579
> Stay outside

We don't have much of a reason to come in.

>>28602579
>> Stay outside
Well, shit.

>>28602579
> Stay outside
don't see why not? or are we here to gang press them into service?

>>28602641
Like we did to the delinquents. I still say we ask if their willing.

>>28602579
> Stay outside

>>28602579
>> Walk in with Hanna

Some support will be useful.

>>28602579
>> Stay outside

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>>28602641
Isn't that why we're here?

> Stay outside

You nod. “Alright then.”

A fourth set of eyes comes up to the slot. “Hey, what’s going on here?”

Josephine shouts, “Tex! Get back to work!”

“But I’m curious!” Tex looks at you both. “Oooh, is it the Pizza I ordered?”

“NO IT’S NOT THE PIZZA YOU IDIOT!”

“Just saying, if you wanted something, you could’ve asked.”

“GET OUT OF HERE!” Tex, Hally, and Leah quickly leave. “Right, I’ll unlock the door.” The slot closes, then you can hear the sound of a few dozen locks being unlocked. The door then opens slightly. “Come in.”

Hanna looks at you a bit concerned. You shrug, giving her a reassuring smile. Hanna then steels herself and walks right in, the door immediately shuts behind her, the locks all relocking.

Hm.

> Wait patiently outside
> Embark on another subquest (Specify)
> Call someone
> Other

>>28602752
>> Embark on another subquest (Specify)
Operation Bertram.
Looks like we're done here.

>>28602752
>> Call someone
Call Octivia, we came across a lot of money and we need consultation on what to buy

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>>28602752
> Wait patiently outside
When the Pizza man comes tell him you're Tex and you'll accept the Pizza.
And then throw it on the roof.

>>28602752
Let's call Griselda while we wait. We haven't had that sister heart to heart on screen yet.

>>28602752
> Call someone
Nancy. Tell her about tomorrow.

>>28602784
I think it;s better to wait and hear the results, it's rude to leave her hanging

>>28602752
>Wait patiently outside

>>28602752
> Wait patiently outside
>>28602790
> Call someone (Octavia)
Seconding that anon.

>>28602803
Yeah, supporting characters, ho!

>>28602752
> Call someone
We can wait here but might as well not waste time. Lets get some calls in and get things scheduled.

We need to round up some of the crews to help clean those tanks tomorrow, we need to give some cash back to the theater group so they can have a better play and we need to call Octavia over which tanks we should buy/upgrade with our new cash.

>>28602752
> Wait patiently outside

>>28602790
We could really use that KV-85...

>>28602752
> Call someone (Octavia)

Is the KV-85 a good buy or not?

>>28602865

Yeah, we really need bigger guns...

> Wait patiently outside
> Call someone (Octavia)

“Hey, Octavia.”

“Gertrude, what’s up?”

“Oh, just getting a girl into the club of her choice, what’s up with you?”

“Actually hanging out with Ace here. Want to say hi?”

“Sure, put her on.”

There’s a brief rustling, then you hear Ace’s characteristic drawl. “Gertrude, how you and y’all tanks doing?”

“Doing fine, Ace. How about you?”

“Oh, doing fine myself, I trust you’re gonna put that money I gave you to good use.”

“I did, gonna convert the Churchill to a IV, and we’re looking into buying a new tank.”

“Really? Good for you! Well, don’t let me take too much of your time, I’ll let you talk to Octavia.”

There’s more rustling.

“Right, what’d you need to talk about?”

> “Which tank would be best to buy?”
> “Anything play-related you need help with?”
> “How are you doing, Octavia?”
> Other

>>28602968
> “How are you doing, Octavia?”

This one. Be polite.

>>28602968
>> “How are you doing, Octavia?”

>>28602968
>All of the above
Im sure we have enough time.

>>28602968
>> “Which tank would be best to buy?”
>> “Anything play-related you need help with?”
>> “How are you doing, Octavia?”

All of it and more! We're probably going to be here for a while, and we haven't really connected with Octavia in any way outside of "friend of convienence"

>>28602968
> “How are you doing, Octavia?”

Let's have some chit-chat first.

>>28602968
She is hanging out with Ace. Best not to take up too much time.

> “Which tank would be best to buy?”
> “Anything play-related you need help with?”

>>28602968
>"Which tank wud u buy???"

>>28602968
>> “Which tank would be best to buy?”
>> “Anything play-related you need help with?”
>> “How are you doing, Octavia?”

>>28602968
> “How are you doing, Octavia?”

KV-85 or not?

>>28602968
> “How are you doing, Octavia?”

> Some mixture of all of them

“Just checking in Octavia, I mean, if you need any help with the play or anything.”

“Nah, I’m making it work, Ace actually gave me quite a fair bit of money for the play so that’s good, thanks, Ace.” You can hear Ace say “your welcome” in the background. “Anyway, I’m doing fine, thanks for asking. You okay?”

“Yeah. I mean, with the match with Heinlein and all.”

Ace says, “We totally kicked your ass but it was fun!”

Octavia says, “Yeah, I forgot to mention you’re on speakerphone.”

You nod. “Ah. Okay.”

“Hey, if you need advice on tanks, I seriously suggest buying a new tank or two now. Conversions you can always take the day off for, but the week long delivery period for the new tank can you really fuck you in the mouth.”

“Yeah, I’ll take that under consideration.”

Ace says, “And hey, we honestly can’t advise you on what to do with your tanks. Tankery’s all about innovation and creativity with what you got, so just go with your gut feeling on it, okay?”

“Yeah, thanks Ace. Anyway, I’ll let you two go.”

“Kay, see you, Gertrude.”

“Yeah, see you, Gertrude!”

> Continue waiting patiently
> Call someone else
> Embark on a subquest (Specify)
> Other

>>28603183
>> Call someone else
GRISELDA

>>28603183
> Continue waiting patiently

In that case we should hold off, the current tank selection frankly sucks.

>>28603183
> Call someone else
Call nancy, also ask her to check on school regulations and stuff since feendall gave us money which is suspicious

German gave us a hint, let us capitalize it

>>28603183
> Call someone else (Griselda)

We haven't interacted with her much have we?

Also, the best tank currently is a Panzer 38(t), not impressed.

>>28603183
> Call someone else
Nancy

>>28603183
>Call someone else (Griselda)

>>28603183
>buy new tanks
Well, there's currently nothing in the shop worth buying. Maybe new options will open up once we visit the museum tomorrow.

Did we convert the bergepanzer to a StuG yet? We were going to do that after recovering all the tanks, which we did. Not like a StuG is any better than a Hetzer, which we could build out of the 38 in the shop, but at least its gonna be a ton cheaper to do it.

But lets wait until after the museum visit.

> Call someone else (Griselda)

“Hey, Griselda. What’s up?”

“Not much mine older sister who is currently the Captain of a Tankery Program. Glad you called actually, you remember that thing I said I’d send to you to help out?”

“Yeah?”

“I finally convinced the NOVA Tank Museum curators to let me give it to you. As long as you use it well and take good care of it. It should arrive about a week from now.”

“Really? Great? What are they sending?”

“… ooh… kinda want it to be a surprise. Do you really want to know?”

> Y/N
> Other

>>28603362
Yup, we may need to plan accordingly.

>>28603362
>> Y

>>28603362
>N
I want it to be a surprise.

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>>28601838

>>28603398
>Team Havoc
>Team Renegade
>Team Outlaw

>>28603362
>Y´
"I'm sure it'll be awesome, but I need to know how awesome"

>>28603362
> Y

>>28603362
>Gimme a hint

>>28603362
> N

>>28603362
> N

>>28603362
> N

I want to preserve the surprise.

>>28603362
Y

>>28603362
It could be important....

That said, I do love surprises.

> N

>>28603362
> Y

>>28603362
>Y
we hate surprises, more so if it might tip the balence in the next fight.

>>28603362
>> Y

>>28603362
>> N

>>28603347
Eeeeeh, I wouldn't say that the StuG is worth the money.

>Y

>>28603533
StuG is bretty gud
Stealthy
Mobile
Good enough gun for ambsuh

also
>Y

>>28603389
>>28603499
Why do we want it to be a surprise. We need to know what it is so we can make sure on what or what not to buy

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>>28603547
Agreed

>>28603362
I'd like a surprise but we're spending money so Y.

> ??

“Yeah, I’d really like to know, Griselda.”

“Well, too bad! It’s a SURPRISE!”

“… okay then.”

“Sorry, but even NOVA seemed willing to part with it, at the very least that should tell you its condition. I will give you one hint, just because you’re my favorite and only sister. It has a turret!”

“Well, gee. That narrows it down. Thank you for that lovely hint, Griselda.”

“Sarcasm isn’t going to get you anywhere.”

“Of course, make sure you do your homework alright?”

“Yeah, nice talking to you, Gertrude.”

“See ya.”

You sigh, leaning back on the building. You realize the taxi is still here. You nervously wave at her, and she simply shrugs and goes back to reading her book. You try to remember if you’re supposed to pay Naval Studies kids for driving taxis.

Then the door opens up again, Hanna walking out positively accomplished. “They let me in! This is awesome!”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>28603610
>Boast!

Great for her.

But it sounds like our sister got us another fixer-upper.

>>28603610
> Boast
YAY! rush in and jack the club while the door is open!

>>28603610
>> Boast
Aw shit. QUEST FINISHED.

>>28603610
>> Boast

>>28603610
>Boast

> Boast

“That’s real great! Congratulations!” You rustle Hanna’s hair. She laughs as she playfully fights you off. Your stomach immediately decides to growl right then and there. “And now I’m very hungry, want to get lunch?”

“Sure, I’ll buy!”

The two of you pile into the taxi, with Hanna absolutely giddy with adorable excitement in her seat. “Oh this is so great!” she says. “Finally some people I can discuss animation with without getting looks of disdain!”

You nod, smiling. “Yeah, it’s real great, Hanna.”

“And I owe it to you, Gertrude, really. I’ll make it up to you, promise you that! You should really come by and visit the Animation Club building sometime!”

“Maybe, Hanna. We’ll see.”

With that, there’s only one place to get a good burger, and that’s Five Guys. The two of you order a bag of fries and two burgers amongst yourself. Since you’re back near the shopping district, you decide everything else is in walking distance and dismiss the taxi driver.

The two of you sit on a bench outside the Five Guys, eating your burgers. Strong ass burgers those are.

Thus, O’Hara and O’Brian come walking on. O’Hara notices you. “Oh, Pool. Good to see you.”

O’Brian says, “You lost.”

O’Hara glares at O’Brian. “Gee. The first thing you say to someone. You really aren’t all that smart are you, O’Brian.”

“Says the dyke.”

“YOU FU-“

“Girls,” you say, calming O’Hara down. “It’s nice to see you too, O’Hara.”

She asks, “How you doing?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>28603794
> Polite
All these relationships to build, oh my.

>>28603794
> Boast
Such a fine day!

>>28603794
DAYUM DAYUM DAYUM

>>28603794
>> Boast

It's been a good day despite losing.

>>28603794
>Boast
It's been a good day

>>28603978
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Z1Krfww5eE

>>28603794
Schteel, would the girls take a morale hit if we upped practice to three days a week starting the week after shore leave?

Because 2 days a week isn't very much and I'd feel better if we had 3 a week.

>>28604052
You should consider how you'd feel if there was suddenly an additional day of practice after being told it would only be the standard two days.

> Boast

> Boast

“Couldn’t be better, O’Hara, we’re making progress! Want some fries?”

She shakes her head. “Nah, me and O’Brian are on duty at the moment, so we can’t- O’BRIAN!” O’Brian chews on a fry she was offered. “YOU CUNT WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU’RE DOING!?”

“Eating.”

“WE CAN’T- IT’S NOT OUR LUNCH BREAK YET YOU FECKING BOGIE! I SWEAR, MAYBE IF YOU EVER GOT SOME SLEEP YOU’D BE A LOT SMARTER!”

“Maybe if you’d stop talking in your sleep, I’d get some sleep.” O’Brian looks down at you and Hanna. “By the way-“

“NO!” O’Hara slaps her hand on O’Brian’s mouth “SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP! YOU CUNT!”

“Mmph” says O’Brian, apparently nonplussed.

Hanna says, “So… you two are quite the pair.”

O’Hara shrugs. “Well…” She checks her watch. “Anyway, we oughta run. Our beat is calling.”

O’Brian says, “mmmphh.”

“I fecking swear on me mum you fecking cunt, I will end you.” O’Hara looks over at you. “By the way, nice showing in the match. Real good stuff.”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>28604112
>> Boast
We tried our hardest.

>>28604112
> Boast

>>28604112
> Polite

>>28604112
> Polite
Thanks her and hope she'll enjoy and give support to any future tank matches too.

>>28604112
>> Boast

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>>28604112
>Boast

> Boast

“Oh, we had them on the ropes, O’Hara!”

O’Hara rolls her eyes, taking her hand off O’Brian’s mouth. “Well then, good luck in your future endeavors. Just try not to-“

O’Brian interrupts with, “You two shag yet?”

“MOTHERFUCKER THAT’S IT!” She extends her collapsible baton. “I’M GOING TO SHOVE THIS UP YOUR ARSE AND TURN YOU INTO AN IRISH STREET LAMP YOU FUCKING HILLBILLY!”

O’Brian deftly runs the fuck away, O’Hara screaming after her.

Hanna looks at you. “Are those two normally like that.”

You say, “Yes.”

Your cellphone rings.

“Nancy”

> Answer
> Don’t Answer

>>28604326
>> Answer

>>28604326
>answer ALL OF THE PHONECALLS

>>28604326

>Answer

Wonder what's on her mind?

>>28604326
> Answer

>>28604326
>Answer
"The number you dialed is trying to kill you"

>>28604326
>Answer
And ask her if she thinks Kitten would look good in a bikini.

>>28604326
> Answer
Wonder if O'Hara has tried anger management courses or the like.

>answer
"What color are your panties?"

>>28604326
> Answer
note to self, answer all calls. they could bring money

>>28604466
Save that one for ramirez. She would answer truthfully.

>>28604497
not answering means you got something to hide.

>>28604417
She's the type to have tried them all, and have left all of the course instructors cowering in a corner.

>>28604497
"I don't wear any"

> Answer

“Hey, Nancy. What’s up?”

“Not much, Tennyson just called me about the tankwash we’re going to do tomorrow, and I think that is an excellent opportunity! Though, I imagine since we’re washing a lot of tanks, we’re going to be extremely wet.”

“Yes, very. Why? We buying swimsuits or something?”

“Heavens no! We’re high school girls! People would go to jail! I’m just gonna run spare gym uniforms and the like to all the girls and such. Though, I suppose if you’d like, you can wear swimsuits underneath, wearing wet underwear is not the best feeling. Trust me I know.”

“Yeah, I trust you, Nancy. Anyway, nice of you to call me.”

“Oh, don’t mention it. We always have to check in on each other from time to time, what have you been up to?”

“Oh, just got a classmate into the club of her choice.”

“Oh, that’s wonderful! Anyway, drop by my place if you’d like to tonight. I’m cooking this thing called Kefta, kinda like North African meatballs for dinner tonight.”

“Yeah, I’ll consider it, Nancy. Sounds real delicious.”

“Alright, won’t take more of your time, later!”

“Later.”

So, what do you do now?

> Head home
> Head to Kitten’s place
> Head to Nancy’s place
> Embark on another subquest (Specify)
> Other

>>28604577
>head to kitten's place
take her to nance, its probably the only way she'll ever have a good meal

>>28604577
Work on our history paper

>>28604577
>I’m just gonna run spare gym uniforms and the like to all the girls and such
No fun, Nancy. No fun at all.

>Head to Kitten's

>>28604577
>hasten the homecoming

Gotta look hot for our no date dance.

>>28604577
>Heaad to Kitten's place.

>>28604577
> Other
Don't we have that History paper due Monday?
Get that A+ and easy recruitment!

>>28604577
> Head to Kitten’s place
She can't sit in all her days off when in Casablanca.

>>28604635
...we have the entire week off.

We'll deal w/ it later

>>28604577
Surely this school has swim-uniforms, otherwise known as sukumizu, right? RIGHT!!??

>>28604577
>> Other
Research and work on history paper. We gotta get that A+ if we want to get the History club after all!

>>28604577
> Embark on another subquest (Specify)
> Hasten the Homecoming: Prepare for Homecoming

>>28604663
history club a shit!

>>28604577
>> Embark on another subquest (Specify)
> Hasten the Homecoming: Prepare for Homecoming

>>28604577
> Head to Kitten’s place
we have not pet out kitty today. and a good meal will do us well.
>>28604663
>>28604635
get kitty, a meal, and class work done in one go! for FTW!

>>28604615
Oh, shit. This!

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History assignment

>"He who controls the past, commands the future. He who commands the future, conquers the past."

What does Homecoming actually include?

>>28604747
Dresses, Dudes, Dinner, Dancing.

Roughly in that order.

>>28604747
Dress, dates, hair, make up, and tank limo I'd guess.

>>28604770
Well, uh...2 out of 4 isn't too bad right?

>>28604777
cruising around to pick up dudes in tanks... i like this some how.

>>28604577
Work on History paper

>>28604832
Well, dresses we can get from the sewing club if we go see them.

Dudes, well that's what Heinlein is for.

>>28604857
Look at you thinking Trude can dance.
Look at you thinking we're bringing a date.

>>28604747
An excuse to tease Kitten.

>>28604887
...why would Trude need one?

Well, looks like this is done for the night considering german schteel was banned again.

>>28604879
Kitten is our date.

>>28604879
Dancing is literally the easiest thing in the world, just stand there and sway for most songs and you're fine.

As for dates, they were mostly for the others. Morale boost ya know?

I figure we can go and take kitten or something unless we find a nice dude.

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>>28604839

I am now imagining this with tanks and schoolgirls.

>>28604914
Oh you gotta be kidding me.

>>28604914
seriously? i think it's time he gets another trip code or something. welp, in any case, this thread got cut short.

>>28604928
>unless we find a nice dude.
Yeah, that ain't happening.

>>28604969
Why?

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>>28604914
Lucky for Schteel, he has a lot of friends.

>dudes of Heinlein
Ten bucks say they are all either gay, or Ramirez-tier cold but without her ability to actually get a SO.

>>28604982
Anti-climactic, but I guess I'll take it seeing as how he wasn't going to run.

>>28604928
good point, getting our crews dates for the dance is a nice thing.

in any case, someone archive this. we'll contiue this tomarrow

>>28604982
>Abrupt end
Aww man.

>>28604979
No need.

>>28604982
>>28605030
I don't know, I find this more annoying then anti-climatic. If we were going to end, I wanted to do so while it being something productive.

>>28605072
Arguable.

>>28605092
Hope he retcons that last update and continue the day tomorrow.

>>28605054
>>28605092
Schteel's going to be running tomorrow though.
Hopefully more comfy soon.

>>28605072
>>28605101
I'm really going to hate the thread when we get around homecoming either half the thread will argue we're going to be lesbian while the other half is going to argue to get a date with a guy.

>>28605101
Tankery is shown in canon to actually be detrimental to the girls' relationships with boys (those who have them, anyway). Do we really want to subject any of our girls, let alone Kitten, or Trude herself to that?

>>28605217
What, the one mention of the freshman girl getting dumped by her boyfriend?

>>28605132
>>28605153
I doubt he's going to retcon it. If he was going to be banned, I rather end it on a note where we finished our history report and start the day anew so we won't have to worry about it.

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>>28605160
The /u/boat WILL GROW STRONGER.

>>28605241
And the other freshman girl saying her male friends ran away, and Saori's whole character.

>>28605335
No, just no please don't start this up.

>>28605336
Saori as a whole wasn't going to get a boyfriend in the first place, at least not for a while.

As a whole I don't find that compelling enough to turn the entire team into lesbians, seeing as how they've all had multiple conversations about dudes, Ramirez has a boyfriend and there have been expressed desires to get male dates to the dance.

Also, we're just looking for dates, not boyfriends or partners for life.

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>>28605393

Well what happens if we find a nice enough dude to go on a date with and find out he's a closet panzersexual?

And heaven forbid we find out he's into planes or, even worse, infantry!

>>28604577
Anyone interested, in the tank with tracks and wheels, I think it will be a decent scour tank.

>>28605534
I don't mind that at all. though I'm dreading the immanent Yuri wars. Then again I'm also assuming that the people who want male dates will fight just as hard

>>28605571

Is it really so bad that some people want to play a straight female character for once?

>>28605393
Well I don't think even the hardcore yuri-fags really care if Ramirez or Lisa date dudes.

>>28605592
I don't mind at all, I actually support a straight female character but it's /tg/

>>28605592

fa/tg/uys and other assorted neckbeards feel threatened by a boyfriend, or else are incapable of comprehending what an actual relationship is like. Yuri pandering is the only thing they can actually role-play because it's already a fantasy.

>>28605592
The fun thing with women is that they can get away with doing stuff that'd make two guys in the same situation look like Hard Gay and still be perfectly straight.

>>28605592

I don't care either way, I just wish to be entertained. I find it hard to see why people get so bent with shit like this, not that I'm trying, mind.

>>28605592
Right?

>>28605592
I'm all for it where appropriate (Same Witches for example) but GuP as a setting/concept really doesn't lend itself to male love-interests IMO.

Also people can vote for/want whatever they like, it's shipping wars (from both sides) that are obnoxious.

>>28605641
*Salem Witches, sure mangled that.

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>>28605641

This character spends the entire series trying to make herself attractive to boys.

Anyone else get the feeling the penal legion was a bad idea?

>>28605674
Short term probably.

Long term depends.

>>28605674

Maybe.

But we can always kick them out later on if they make themselves too much of a nuisance.

>>28605674
I rather not force it upon them and ask if their willing to try.
>>28605641
But here's the thing, we're not going to a male love interest, trying to avoid an inevitable shipping war, then again I'm not really into yuri.

>>28605592
Well, there's a contextual thing too. I know that as a yurifag, I usually don't really care if some quests have straight female MCs. I enjoy a few of them, and simply don't read the rest. However, after suffering legions of SW quests and the previous GuP quest - both based on series with nary a single important male character, though GuP isn't yuri - filled with dudes, I would like just one to not have that for once. No romance would be fine by me.

>>28605739
>No romance would be fine by me.
This.

>>28605739
I'm fine with no romance is fine for me too.

>>28605739
I too would prefer no romance to a shoehorned in male character.

>>28605876

I really don't think it'd be shoehorned in.

I mean, at current we're looking for a homecoming date. I think our ladies would rather not go single to the event of the school year. In Casablanca. With Military Boys nearby.

Seriously, everyone else will have a date.

And I'm not saying it'll have to have a forced romance, it's just asking someone to homecoming