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It's time.

It's on!

...shit.

There's a masked man attacking you, Takamaru's held up fighting two more by himself, and there's a fourth that's trying to run off with Luciana... fortunately, she's really struggling so he's not able to gain much speed.

But still, you need to get save her before the masked kidnappers(?) are able to get away... and the burning desire to hack all of these fuckers into little bits is throwing you off somewhat.

Setting that desire aside, you try and quickly figure out a plan... this piece of shit in front of you doesn't matter, and Takamaru can most likely take care of himself. Yeah, the best course of action would be to push past this guy somehow and try and get Luciana free.

But how?

>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible
>Try and use Holy Shine as a battering ram and get past him
>fuck magic. we are Sword
>[OTHER]

>>28666969
>Try and use Holy Shine as a battering ram and get past him

HI DIPSHIT.

>>28666969

>FUCK MAGIC WE ARE SWORD

no other choice

>>28666969
>>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible

>>28666969
>>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible
>>Try and use Holy Shine as a battering ram and get past him
Combination battering ram

>>28666969
>>fuck magic. we are Sword
Its time. Feint then roll past charge toward the one escaping.

>>28666969
>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible

>>28666969
>Try and use Holy Shine as a battering ram and get past him

>>28666969
>>fuck magic. we are Sword

>>28666969
I told you we should have got clay spread, PGQ thread.

I told you

Clay spread would have got us out of this mess.

>>28666969
>fuck magic. we are Sword

>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible

We should have enough skill with this spell to handle this much.

>>28666969
>Try and use Holy Shine as a battering ram and get past him

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>>28666969

>fuck magic. we are Sword

FOR THE PRINCESS

>>28667038
Hindsights 20/20

>>28666969
>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible

USE THE BOOST TO GET THROUGH!

>>28667038
I really wish we had gotten it

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>>28667012
>casting two spells at once

We aren't that great.

Also

>The princess has been kidnapped by masked men

If you were ever going to get a good drawfag to do Reinhold now would be the time Arch.
>>28666246
Glorious Muju.

>>28666969
>[OTHER]
use holy shine to use as a battering ram as we catch up with tailwind!

ah yea! it's on now!

>>28666969
Use Holy Shine as a ramp, then Tailwind up and over

>>28666969
>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible
HAPPENING

>>28667077
I don't think we are skilled enough to hold two spells at once are we?

>>28666969
>>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible

>>28667038
Doesn't matter so shut up already.

>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible
This can't possible end poorly.

>>28666969
I forgot, can magic be cast non verbally? If so it'd be a nice time to remind luciana that she knows some magic.

Also, use tailwind I guess.

>>28667073
Don't do that shit.

>>28667072

Art thou a bad enough dude to rescue thine princess?

>>28667120
The fuck are you talking about and why should I give a fuck?

>>28666969
Sword this motherfucker! Use the Eschenwald Style Giddafuckoutmahway technique!

>>28666969
Close on him and kick him in the shin. Almost no one thinks about leg strikes during swordplay.

>>28666969
>Tailwind

I'm terrible at rock-paper-scissors (shrine-tailwind-sword in this case) and sadly failed to find a way to throw "gun" in this situation...

>>28667038
we should have picked up a healing spell as well. but it's too late for that

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>>28667038
Next chance we get

We get clay spread

I promise.

No really.

>>28667157
>the Eschenwald Style Giddafuckoutmahway technique!
Boot to the dick?

>>28667173
Don't make promises anon.

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>>28666969
>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible

We don't have time for you, scary mask guy.

Assassin plz go and stay go.

>>28666969
>fuck magic. we are Sword
Hoonding motherfucker. Outta my way.

Should we pop a boost scroll for maximum overkill?

>>28667180
no
sword to the dick

>>28667180
Yup, but you do it hard enough that they land a couple feet to the side.

>>28666969
>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible

>>28667197
Don't think we have time. Pretty sure that popping a scroll isn't a free action anyway.

>>28667197
That's a desperation tactic because of the fatigue that hits. We don't know if this will be the end of the attacks.

>>28667201
But then you have to worry about overpenetration and it getting stuck in douchebag.

>>28666969
>>fuck magic. we are Sword

Rolled 7

>>28666969
>>fuck magic. we are Sword

>>28666969
>Use the momentum from Tailwind to bat your opponent aside and rush in as fast as possible

I have a feeling that if we roll bad on this we'll either run ourselves off the balcony or push Luciana off, but that would be entertaining, so let's do it anyways.

>>28666969
>fuck magic. we are Sword
I really don't think our baby level magic is going to be much use to us, since we can't even turn while using tailwind, and holy shrine is weaker than our enchanted clothing.

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>>28667197
No because what if this isn't an isolated incident?

I mean, I think we all know by now this is likely Luci's plan to rescue her and then make us her personal officially-sanctioned fucktoy but what if it's not? There may be multiple kidnappings going on right now, which means we probably won't be getting much sleep tonight if it's true.

>>28667251
Shrine is about as sturdy as a plank of wood. Still useful for whackin niggas

>>28667251
>since we can't even turn while using tailwind
We don't need to turn. We need to get to Luciana as fast as possible. The fastest way possible is a straight line.

>>28667285
Unless her captor dodges with her and we swoop off the balcony...

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>>28667271
And it fucking begins.

>>28667285
True, But all we need is to roll badly, and suddenly we launch ourselves off the balcony and knock ourselves unconscious.

>>28667271
Oh my god no please no arch don't do it

I hate the stupid "Grand Adventure" epic quest bullshit shōnen mangos and animus pull. Even if this is VN, I still fear that shit.

>>28666969
Lovely timing Arch, was getting bored

>Fuck magic, we are Sword

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>>28667271
Would luci seriously hire armed thugs to kidnap her, with them knowing full well they could be killed or maimed in the process?

>If yes, bitch be crazy, initiate bail-out sequence immediately.

>>28667330
>decapitate self and nearest enemy

>>28667335
This is standard VN, nothing really happens so you can get to know the girls and then PLOT.

>writing

Marie is probably being kidnapped right now.

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>>28667271

>there are people who actually believe this is the case

even if it was, i don't see why we shouldn't treat seriously

either way you're dumb

>>28667271
yea, i am worried this is a surprise attack from this world version of Russian Spetsnaz first strike to make an attempt to decapitate two kings at once, throwing them into disarray. SHIT IS ABOUT TO GET REAL if this is so.

>>28667271
Nobody else actually thinks this you paranoid fuck.

cool your shadowruns.

This is all just more proof that Dragon Waifu is the one true route

>>28667365
Yeah, we really need to find her right after we handle this. If she is with Thierri she's fine, but if she split up with him for the day she's in danger.

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>>28667335
>Not wanting to go on a big grand ADVENTURE with Takamaru, Gregory, Nicolette, and Therri

What are you, gay?

>>28667365
She's with Theirri. Aka King Badass of the kingdom of Badass. She's good.

>>28667363
Yeah! Time to PANIC!

>>28667368
Have any reason to believe it isn't?

no really, I want to know why you think it's not.

>>28667378
That's only if she shows up and saves the day. If that happens, she get's an automatic upgrade to God-tier.

>>28667395
She could have went back to her room by now, and it's still our job as her bodyguard to confirm her safety once we handle this shit here.

>>28667375
So FOUR GUYS, just randomly decide to try and kidnap the princess when all the badasses are at the castle. Specifically the princess and no one else.

He is right, this is either Luci's big plan, or shit is going down. You need to stop thinking that thinking about this situation as a function of the rest of the characters is 'shadowruns' instead of just common sense.

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Deculture made a thing earlier.

I made it better.

>>28667368
I have no clue why you are calling me dumb. You didn't even provide a counterpoint, just 'ure dumb'.

Please don't start that shit now, it makes you look like a fool.

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Rolled 10

>>28667459

You sir, are swine.

>>28667433
I'm just saying, we don't need to be THAT worried. Yet.

>>28667449
What better time to kidnap a princess then at their "most secure"? It instantly sends a message to every goddamn kingdom that "You are not safe".

Not to mention the political fallout. "Why didn't you protect her!?" "Why didn't YOU!?"

>>28667157
>Eschenwald Style Giddafuckoutmahway
Also known as "break his weapon" technique?

>>28667394
>forgot to add Sylvie
really now?

>>28667459

Y'know, I'm pretty sure the Princess isn't supposed to have Reinhold's chin...

>>28667459
>Reinhold dons drag so as to act as a decoy to ward off the assassins.

Rolled 13

>>28667490

sylvie a shit

[SHOTS FIRED]

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>>28667470
The non-stupid version:

>>28667488
Break a "weapon".

>>28667459
Not enough. Not nearly enough.

>>28667484
That doesn't sound very convincing at all.

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>>28667459

>>28667484
Your reaching for an excuse right now.
Either way after we get the princess we are rushing towards marry.

>>28667449
If this is her "big plan", then she has brain damage.

People are going to die, violently and horribly, and she stands to gain virtually nothing from it. She stands to lose a lot from it if anyone finds out that she engineered it though.

>>28667496
BASE DECULTURE! that is awesome!

>>28667540
>If this is her "big plan", then she has brain damage.

Do you think a schemer like Lucy cares about shedding a little blood if it means she gets her way?

My guess: The 'bandits' have shade guard on. They're royal guards.

>>28667540
>People are going to die, violently and horribly
Debatable, she could have just hired people who she knew could get away with their lives.it could also be the king helping out a girl

>>28667449

Every single one of these guys is a total badass. They are all superior to us. This is not a daring move, it's the smart move. She's in an open area accompanied by two guards you can take care of with little issue.

Plus, we have no idea what's happening in the rest of the castle right now. Could be a raid, could be an isolated incident.

>>28667271
you're that same guy who was "pretending" to be retarted then posted "lol i trolled you!!" aren't you?

>>28667587
i agree, we don't know enough to make sure of what else is going on, but we have a problem here and now.

Focus.

You can't deal with what MIGHT be going on somewhere else.

Deal with what's in front of you first.

>>28667587
>Every single one of these guys is a total badass. They are all superior to us.

That's a baseless assumption if I've ever seen one.

>>28667414

does it matter

if i'm wrong then hey whatever but if even if it's a joke, again, i don't see why we shouldn't treat this as if it was real and it probably is

but it's okay let's all keep screaming shadowruns and nanomachines and not focus on the fact that this could be serious shit

>>28667630
Ok so what do we do after getting her to takky?
Do we run after mary?

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>>28667504
k

>>28667641
Yes. That's our job.

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>>28667647

Is this why you were waiting for this point in the story, arch? So that you could laugh wickedly as all the anons of the thread theory each other to death?

>>28667599
>"pretending" to be retarted

It's better he pretends than you actually be that way.

>>28667634
Well, there's the effortless dodging, the parrying, the instantaneous, well coordinated attack that came right the fuck out of nowhere, and the fact that we haven't already won, just for starters.

>>28667647
I love you anon. As thanks, I will fap to this. Please accept my heartfelt creepy emotions.

>>28667641
It's kind of our job. Takamura's is to get the Luciana someplace safe.

There's very good odds that these tasks are not unconnected: Whereever Luciana is going is likely where Marianne will be headed - our party knows this castle nearly as well as Luci, even if we're not familiar with it, so the two objectives align.

>>28667636
>this could be serious shit
>probably is
Thats just the thing it sounds to me like you are begging for real action.i do agree that we should deal with the situation, but you guys are getting insufferable with its happening shit

>>28667496
funny thing is, this is only a "sketch"

>>28667636
>a joke
>does it matter

Yes it does fucking matter, if we kill a guard, we have an international incident on our hands.

>>28667647
mona lisa/10

>>28667647
china lisa/10

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>>28667647

>>28667703
I do my best to ignore the HAPPENING faggots and just vote for us to do reasonable things.

>>28667715
Irrelevant. They're attacking the Princess. If we fucking murder one and later it turns out that "oops, they were just pretending to kidnap one of the king's children from under the nose of a professional bodyguard who specializes in making people dead!" well too fucking bad.

>>28667748
Too bad for them.

For US? that's another matter.

>>28667715
If we kill a guard that, in a country well known for its political backstabbing and constant coup attempts, is presumably a party to the kidnapping or murder of a member of the royal family? I think the people in charge aren't stupid enough to issue more than a slap on the wrists to those that risk life and limb to keep them safe in a situation like this.

Jesus Christ, This could be an attack by Super-Ultra-Mega-Hitler-Dragon, and people would still claim that it's just a scheme made by Luciana to marry us.

Stop trying to paint Luciana as some kind of horrible schemer.

>>28667715
most guards shit their pants at the idea of sparring against taka or us.

these guys are on a whole other level

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>>28667715

yeah i guess we won't save luciana then because it might be the guards, guess it doesn't matter if they're basically acting out of treason

it's okay, they're the guards, they didn't know better, let's bake them a cake

Sorry for thee slowness in writing, there's a bit of annoying shit going on here in the background that's distracting me.

>>28667837
because they would do the same thing if this was yandere quest.

>>28667850
>let's bake them a cake
Can the secret only ingredient be essence of lethal sword wounds?

>>28667837
Thats the thing she was scheming something, and its just so happen we came into an empty unprotected room where she controls.
>>28667850
No one is saying not to save her, but to see if she is actually trying to pull off this shit.

>>28667863
its your sister isn't it?

YOU SISCON

So this is when Monique comes out of nowhere to help us and we become fast friends right?

>>28667837
Everyone with taste knows she's a wonderful schemer.

>>28667837
If Luciana is a shrewd enough manipulator to recruit S.U.M.H.D. then I'm 100% behind doing whatever's necessary to stay on her good side.

>>28667715
Some of you people are just so fucking dumb.

>>28667882
Regardless of whether or not this is a made up scheme or not we cannot afford to act in any other way than if we knew for sure that it was a real assassination/kidnapping attempt

>>28667837
It's also possible that she got ahold of some super-ultra-mega-evil grimoire that painted her as a target. If they're just not after princesses, that is.

>>28667876
No no no you need to add their crushed bones in or you don't get the proper texture.

>>28667882
Cool, let's just ask her while she's BEING KIDNAPPED if this is just some kind of ploy to turn us into nobles.

Better yet, ask the kidnappers themselves. They seem like a reasonable sort.

>>28667885
She's running a goddamned sewing machine while I'm trying to type.
Those things are LOUD.

>>28667850
>These guys may be here because Luci is being a conniving bitch

>somehow thinks "Let's not save her!"

I'm confused, did you even read that post?

>>28667894
>ur stupid sutpidhed

Eat shit.

>>28667927
Start bumping her elbow really hard while she's using it.

Probabilities.
1.scheme
2.Retarded kidnappers
Is the only two logical choices
>>28667913
>>28667925
Where the fuck are you guys pulling these words from?
I didn't say lets talk to her or not save her.

>>28667927
>Arch's sister making silk condoms for funtimes.

>>28667928
>>>out

>>28667927
Sounds like a cry for attention. She's a brocon to your siscon.

>>28667945

I think they're just being retards intentionally because they hate discussion.

>>28667927
Clearly she needs to get you a pair of noise canceling headphones for Christmas-Kwanza-Chanukah-SeasonalHoliday this year. It's only fair.

>>28667945
It seemed like you were advocating for us to make sure that it was actually an attempt on her life rather than a joke, and I was saying we can't afford to do that. If that wasn't your argument, sorry.

>>28667927
Of course you are. You're probably hammering her as fast as a sewing machine. Siscon.

>>28667837
>Stop trying to paint Luciana as some kind of horrible schemer.
>implying thats not why we love her

>>28667977
>If that wasn't your argument, sorry.

Literally no one argued that. No one even suggested that was what we should do.

The suggestion was: Luci may be a huge scheming cunt that is a danger to herself and those around her. Stay away, stay away.

>>28667999
>be a huge scheming cunt that is a danger to herself and those around her. Stay away, stay away.
Now that is pushing it, all i'm saying is i find it more believable that she orchestrated this.

>>28667999
So you are saying we should stay away from Luci and let the masked men take her...

>>28667945
>2.Retarded kidnappers

I have no idea why you think that. This was a fairly well put together ambush, considering how paranoid the King is about her security.

They outnumber us, these guys clearly aren't pushovers, they've already got their hands on Luci, and we're damn lucky we spotted them coming at the last second or we'd be dealing with this situation with that thrown knife sticking in our fleshy bits.

Just because they didn't instantly win the fight doesn't mean its a bad plan.

>>28668039
Where are you getting these suggestions from?
Every one here agrees to getting her away from the kidnappers and handing her to Takky, while we go off to find Marry.

>>28668039
I genuinely can't tell if you're being serious or intentionally stupid.

No, we stay away from her RELATIONSHIP WISE. As in no more quiet walks with her and we always go in groups of three.

>>28668032
I hope not, I want to do some plot to occur that will actually make us do our job on a more frequent basis. Plus archelon did say that he was waiting forever for us to reach this point so I don't think that it will just be another of Luciana's schemes.

>>28667927
Sewing is a cool hobby. Your sister sounds fun

>>28668069
You must be a sylviefag.

>>28667945

What.

It's a /marvelous/ ambush and we'd be max-fucked if we didn't roll pretty ace. They're not retarded kidnappers, they just didn't prepare for Reinhold and/or Taka. (Well, they /might/ have, depending on how this goes, we haven't seen their full bag of tricks)

And you can't actually blame people for not realizing that the dude the princess is hanging around with is Reinhold.

>>28668043
>considering how paranoid the King is about her security
Which is why i think she set this up some way.
The reason i think they are retarded is because the castle right now is full of Monsters.

Arch please hurry up and post so that we can put this retarded discussion behind us.

>>28668083
How fucking dare a girl is forward about being interested in us.

>>28668083
Please stop posting forever.

>>28668100
>the dude the princess is hanging around with is Reinhold
are you kidding? It's reinhold. It's ALWAYS fucking Reinhold.

If there's a dude with a Princess, it's probably Reinhold. They won't fucking leave him alone!

>>28668061
>>28668069
Wow you guys sure are easy to troll. I'm all for that plan, just trying to kill some time till the next post

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You're all fags yet again.

Post your reaction from last thread instead.

>>28668069
That logic is so transparent its embarrassing.

If we come up with some actual evidence that she did this then sure, yeah, I agree, but as of now we have zero evidence beyond some people who really want to believe she's a bad person for some reason, despite the fact that she's been consistently shown to be a pretty nice person.

>>28668113
Yeah Nicolette not being forward about it is why she's the worst girl.

>>28668100
How'd they know Luciana would be there at that moment? I think someone snitched

And these guys are capable anyway + don't plan on sticking around

>>28668111
I love how you think that will stop them. That is truly some admirable optimism. You should rid yourself of it ASAP.

>>28668111
>Not filtering "Anonymous"
It's like you WANT to read the shitflinging.

>>28668144
>How'd they know Luciana would be there at that moment? I think someone snitched
Why do they need to know the exact moment? Stakeouts are a thing.

>>28668069
Gotta just put out there the fact that Scheming-Luciana, though unlikely, seems deliciously more interesting if she's really playing the game on this level. It would also imply that she's a he'll of a Mage and not just a hobbyist if she feels safe enough in this situation to put it together in the first place.

>>28668144
>How'd they know Luciana would be there at that moment? I think someone snitched
that's actually the primary evidence for this being SOME kind of inside job.

It's a stretch to say it's Luci though. Especially if Rein still thinks that she's just flirting.

>>28668140
>but as of now we have zero evidence beyond some people who really want to believe she's a bad person for some reason, despite the fact that she's been consistently shown to be a pretty nice person.

To *us*

That's the thing: she apparently has a really fucking nasty side of her that we haven't seen. So much so that the other nobles are AFRAID of her.

What was it Marie said?

>she manipulates people

>>28668074
I'm good either way, but i find it annoying that people are straight up denying the idea of this being a set up.
>>28668100
I'm calling them retarded because of when they attack(worst possible time).

>>28668151
Reading the shitflinging is part of the fun!

>>28668110
The castle is always full of monsters. If anything this is the best time to do it, because there are tons of guests that the castle security don't normally have to worry about so things are stretched thin.

>>28668135
Kill your time doing something else, rather than shitting up the thread. Although even if you stopped I doubt it would stop the shit.

>>28668144

Well /duh/ someone snitched, I'd be pretty uncomfortable with a high-stakes snatch-and-grab without inside information.

It's probably a servant though. (Or a scryer, if those are things)

>>28668144
She said she always went up there alone (Well, as alone as she can get), so anyone looking for opportunities would mark that as the best place to wait for her.

>>28668171
>>28668164
Have neither of you ever heard of something called spying?

What about stakeouts? Or stalking? Scrying, even, though that's probably warded against?

>>28668132
I'll be sure to do that. I wouldn't want to get between you and your moeblob.

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>>28668139
>reaction from last thread
Yeah, okay. This should do.

>>28668197
Those are certainly possibilities, too.

I'm ruling out very little without more evidence.

>>28668207
Please, stop while there's still a chance.

>tfw you think all girls are best girls

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>>28668139

>>28668243
manslut

>>28668243
Get out we don't want your kind here!

>>28668239
Sorry, faggot, but you're defending sylvie which means you have the worst taste in the tread, wrenloft and "fluff provider is here."

I hope you have some ice for that sick burn.

>>28668243
Impossible. There is only one dragon waifu.

>>28668239
But there's still time to kill until archelon posts.

>>28668186
>full of monsters
not to this level, the king is a powerful mage, his best friend is a powerful warrior, he brought his friend Gregory and that is not counting the body guards.
Doing it a party is a good idea, but doing it now of all time with such people in the castle is stupid.

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>>28668139
Mostly because I thought we would bowl right over them.

>>28668270
B-but I'm not, I just don't want this to devolve into waifus

>>28668243
Agreed, I'd be content with whoever he does or does not end up with.

>>28668281
>yfw all girls turns out to be dragon waifus

So are we really at the point where we can't tell the difference from a normal post and a troll now?

>>28668281
MAI DRAGON WAIFU

>>28668318
Maybe.

>>28668270
>I hope you have some ice for that sick burn.
Still sound like a syvliefag, brah.

200 replies already...

>>28668302
You're in the wrong thread, son. Waifu quota must - will - be met.

>>28668318
I think we went past that point a dozen threads back

>>28668296
We still very well might, there has been exactly one story post since they showed up.

I notice some people are assuming we're dealing with the goddamn Hassan-i-Sabah because we haven't effortlessly cut them into mincemeat yet, despite the fact that we haven't even had the time to do a "roll to cut their faces off" roll yet.

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>>28668139
Think this captures it correctly.

>>28668336
And at least 130 of those are shit.

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>>28668318
Just filter pointless shitflinging and report blatant shitposting, I'm working on a filter list myself to so I wont need to manually do it in the future.

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>>28668318
We passed that point long ago.

>>28668336
And absolutely no progress with the story yet.

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>>28668083
>>28668207
>>28668270
>>28668332

are you okay bro

>>28668361
Share it when you're done, please.

>>28668314
We are two sane men in an insane world

>>28668383
BUSTA WORF

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You know what you need to do, now you just need to actually pull it off.

"Howling winds, gather beneath my feet..." you chant under your breath as you swing your sword at your masked attacker. He dodges it effortlessly, however, and lunges at you with his knife. Parrying his attack with a heavy horizontal swing of your sword, you then kick him in the chest, sending him stumbling back a few feet.

Taking advantage of that opening, you dash towards him and continue chanting.
"...and guide me on my journey! TAILWIND!" you shout as your running speed suddenly triples.

As he realizes what you're doing, the masked man plants his feet on the ground and braces himself for impact...

...but you're not aiming for him, changing direction -ever- so slightly and batting him aside with your sword. He manages to block it with his knife, but the sheer momentum you've gained is more than enough to send him flying into a wall.

Seeing you coming, Luciana's eyes grow wide with what you assume is hope. Flailing with renewed vigor, she manages to throw her would-be captor somewhat off balance as he continues his mad dash towards the other side of the balcony.

>roll 1d20

>>28668380
He only posted one story related post as well.

Rolled 10

>>28668400

Rolled 6

>>28668400
Gogogo

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Rolled 16

>>28668400

Rolled 11

>>28668400

Rolled 5

>>28668400

Rolled 17

>>28668400
Finally

>>28668410

BASED!

>>28668400
I was ready for like 2 hours and then mistyped captcha

>>28668410
'few.

>>28668318
it's trolls trolling trolls

>>28668410
SOLID.
Nice save, bro!

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>>28668410
We can sword to this.

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Hey, assassins.

>>28668440
But do the rest of us really need to witness their courting rituals? Yes, yes, I understand that they require an audience, but still.

Slide for the legs!

>>28668468
Don't worry about it just admire nature take its course

Rolled 14

>>28668400
SHAZAM!

Rolled 12

>>28668400
FOR THE WAAAAAAAAARG!

>>28668488
*as*
>>28668489
>>28668492
a little late

>>28668508
(sigh) damn it, step away for a moment and miss the whole thing.

When/If we get her back, we need to remember to yell "I GOT HER TAKAMARU" as we're running away so he knows that it's time to whip out his Goku Eastern Magic.

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Are there any really weird incestuous relationships going on with the royalty in this quest?

>>28668548
All royalty is related somehow.

>>28668548
Well, two characters have been confirmed for having crushes on their cousins in the past.

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>>28668548

Sort of.

>>28668548
>weird
Incest is justice.

>>28668548
I thought she was just a doll

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>>28668385
After looking across about a dozen threads, these seem to be the terms that'll most start or be used during these annoying shitfests that are also least likely to pop up outside of them.

/sylviefag/i;boards;tg
/mariefag/i;boards;tg
/lucifag/i;boards;tg
/waifufag/i;boards;tg
/shitpost/i;boards;tg
/samefag/i;boards;tg

Should clean up the experience a bit.
If anyone else has any suggestions they think would be helpful please let me know.

>>28668468
just ignore it just like how you would ignore dogs/cats doing it.

>>28668599
She is a doll. That was made out of Shoko's daughter.

>>28668548
incest is wincest

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Stumbling due to the sheer vigor of Luciana's flailing, the masked man scrambles to keep his grip on the crimson-haired princess... and then he suddenly drops her and clutches his side in pain.

Luciana falls to the ground and rolls out of your way as you rush in, still under the effects of your spell... and you then swing at the masked man as hard as you possibly can.

Quickly pulling out a knife to try and parry your attack, his defensive actions are rendered completely useless thanks to the added force that Tailwind contributes to the impact of your blow, sending his knife flying and your sword right through his arm.

"GHAAAAAAAA!!!" he screams in anguish. He thought he could get away, but now this piece of shit has both a severed forearm and a stab to his side to deal with...

...wait, you didn't do that one.

>[1/?]

>>28668602
Just "fag" in general

>>28668629

Luciana was packing a dagger?

>>28668629
You can never have too many knives, I'm glad Luciana already knew that.

>>28668629
>...wait, you didn't do that one.


Time for BRO-UP

>>28668629
>...wait, you didn't do that one.

TAKAMARU YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD!

>>28668635
Too widespread in usage to be worth filtering.

>>28668629
Monique is here to rescue all the princesses
MoniqueXLucy confirmed OTP

Rolled 14

>>28668644
Fucking heels man.

>>28668629
taing bets:
a) takamaru did it
b) luciana id it [with a spell]

>>28668410
Thank you based anon

>>28668644
Does anyone not in this kind of setting? In addition to being a weapon, they have a hell of a lot of utility. Don't you carry a knife?

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>>28668650
>>28668648
I think it's new challenger approaching

KAREL

He's a peeping tom

This is how he gets his rocks off

Our hidden dark side did it.

>>28668647
I think its a pity we only have one knife, we should at least have two, one for throwing and one for keeping in case we get disarmed.

>>28668666
What if Lucianna just straight up shanked him?

>>28668602
sword

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If Monique is here to steal the show I swear to fucking god.

>>28668685
That's why it's in (), as a possibility.

>>28668680
That makes him the best girl

>>28668687
Again, too general in usage but I'll see if I can find something that filters out swordfags when they get a bit crazy.
Maybe just swordfag even.

>>28668685
That's what I am assuming happened.

>>28668666
>in before it was a 3rd person who wasn't with us when the ambush started.

So, uh..are the murderous urges worrying anybody else?

Have we reached critical niceguy? Are we finally cracking?

>>28668692
I'll be okay with it.

Was it our bracelet?

>>28668685
Then she would take over the spot as best girl in my mind.

>>28668716
That's normal. We don't like people fucking with our extended family.

>>28668629

is it the bracelet!?
it reacts to emotions too right?

>>28668716
I think we've been cracking loooong before this.

For one, everywhere we look, there is a slashable problem.

and we are just a big sword

>>28668716
I think this is just how we are in a fight. We don't fuck around, look at our role model.

>>28668716
Murderous rage isn't a bad thing in this circumstance. Reinhold has killed before, it's nothing too bad.

>>28668684
We could always use that crystal bracelet as an impromptu knife

No-one saw who it was because no-one looked down.

It was Elena.

>>28668716
I'm pretty sure it's been stated that a big rage trigger for Reinhold is people fucking with those he cares about.

>>28668629
anonymous ramparts guard?

>>28668748
That's a great idea, I will now advocate that we work for this every time we train with the bracelet.

>>28668391
Most of the people who feel this way don't really participate in the shitflinging.

>>28668716
Reinhold hasn't historically had a lot of people who have been close to him, so I assume he'd be more protective than average of people he considered friends.

And look back at how Volker rescued us from a bunch of thugs during the flashback. He just straight up stabbed them like a cold-blooded motherfucker. Because it got the job done.

We're following in dear ol' dad's footsteps.

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>>28668692
The hat of disapproval will haunt him for the rest of his days if he steals our thunder now.

>>28668778
remember

We got to return it eventually.

That that he wouldn't mind giving us another, but it won't be bonded to us.

>>28668778
But we have back up knives.

>>28668716
he does this every time he fought bandits during the military.

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>>28668789
Yes, good.

Do we have that Sanctuary scroll on us?

This might be the time.

>>28668716
I think this amount of aggression is appropriate for the situation.

>>28668821
Na, save that in case we need it later.

>>28668692
we will thank him

>>28668716
Until we go full THIS ASSASSIN IS AN EYESORE, I think we're good.

>>28668821
>This might be the time.
Fuck no, we already explained it to you guys.

>>28668821
Not really, only if there is no escape. We can use Shade Guard or Aurora Field instead.

>>28668821
No. The dude is still right there.

>>28668791
I'm sure he would be fine with just examining the results and then giving it back if we asked.
>>28668797
Do we really? I hope so, but it might be cool to have an innocuous object be able to turn into a weapon, might get through security checks if they think its just a normal bracelet.

>>28668821
too early.

>>28668685
that would be my currernt assumption.

That's how she got out of his grip.

Whatever Luci is or isn't, she's practical as fuck.

>>28668692
>>28668789
>>28668817
That's awfully short-sighted of you.

Are you so blind that you can't even see Monique's good intentions?

The fact that he's easy on the eyes certainly helps too.