You are Masako Ishikuno, and right now you are in the middle of a 'shit getting real scenario' and you're stuck with Momoko for now while your sister is back at the seal taking care of things. In either case you're so far beaten illusion bitch so hard that you think that next time you see her she'll be missing a few teeth.[x]Tell Momoko to call Misa and tell her shit is going down.[z]Try to go where shorty is, she was having a fight."Misa should at least know what is going on so she can ready up at a moment's notice." You tell Momoko and both of you leave. The other pink-haired girl saying something into her phone and hanging up rather quickly. You double back to the place where you saw the reddish glow of an attack back from before you beat Matilda's face in. From the few times you stepped on the ground on your way there you can definitely feel that the tremors are slowly but surely getting stronger. Your dad won't breack through anyways if what Lubu says is rue, you just have to get rid of his powered up lackeys.You land at the spot and see..well theres definitely been a battle here, the road is damaged with a small crater at the middle of the road and all the buildings in this block are damaged in by either something slamming into them or what it looks like...something bit chunks out of them. If the battle is over, its hard to say who won.[]What's that noise?[]Nothing to do here, get back to the seal.[]What does Momoko think?Choose one!
>>28745872>[x]What does Momoko think?I want to see if her brain functions
>>28745872>[x]What does Momoko think?We've been out for a week. It may be she already knows how the enemies and new Cures fight so she can make a guess at what happened.
>>28745872>[]What does Momoko think?Haha, Momoko thinking. Good joke man.>[x]Nothing to do here, get back to the seal.It's probably about time we got back to the base. We done fucked around enough out here.
> [x]What does Momoko think?The delaying tactic
>>28745872>[x]Nothing to do here, get back to the seal.lets check on little sister
>>28745923>a weektwo.>>28745923>she already knows how the enemies and new Cures fightShe didn't seem to recognise Matilda at work. But that's like her worst possible match since she's super vulnerable to illusions.
>>28745872>[X]Nothing to do here, get back to the seal.Yes.
Counting and writing
Rolled 1>>28746179It seems its a draw, I'm going to roll once again. Odds for Asking Momoko whats on her mind odds for GTFOing out of there
>>28746249I MEANT TO SAY odds then evens...
>>28746269>>28746249I hope Momoko doesn't do something stupid.....a man can dream can't he?
>>28746605Some dreams can only cause you pain.
[x]What does Momoko think?You turn to Momoko who is looking at the wall of a pockmarked building with holes as big as your fist, dozens of them." What do you think Blade?" You ask her, you certainly didnt expect a battle of this magnitude or with as much collateral damage. "Spear might be in a stalemate with...whatever she is fighting. It's been very quiet the past few weeks so we used the opportunity to get some training in." She sticks her finger in one of the holes. "Good thing we did!" She smiles and tuns to look at you, "We need to hurry and find her before..."You don't hear her finish the sentence as she is downed out by a huge explosion a couple of blocks away that knocks both of you down to the ground...whatever that was, it knocked the air out of you. Yo force Momoko to stand up and both of you head to the where the explosion happened....you note that there are oddly, almost no people around. Its hard to see most of anything with so much dust around, you see:[]A large musclebound figure.[]Spear and shield both looking a bit worse for wear.[]Nothing, the dust cloud is too thick.
>>28746605Momo doing something stupid is OK. She's pink enough that she'll get away with it.Hell, just look at what she did with us. You have to be a special kind of defective to not just tolerate, but actually be able to work well with your own evil clone.
>>28746662>[X]Nothing, the dust cloud is too thick.DRAMA
>>28746662>[x]Spear and shield both looking a bit worse for wear. "You two look like dried turds on a bad stretch of road. .... Did you get him?"
>>28746662>[x]A large musclebound figure.TEACH US! TEACH US THE WAY OF THE FIST!
>>28746662[x]Spear and shield both looking a bit worse for wear.Spear best weapon.
>>28746662[x]Nothing, the dust cloud is too thick.What could it be?!
>>28746722pfft, teach us nothing!We're gonna learn him something!>>28746662>[]A large musclebound figure.>[]Spear and shield both looking a bit worse for wear.>[]Nothing, the dust cloud is too thick.[X] All of the above, in a slow dramatic reveal
ANOTHER tie
>>28746662Going with >>28746821In reverse order though.
Alright, calling it here, counting and writing
>>28746673>You have to be a special kind of defective to not just tolerate, but actually be able to work well with your own evil clone.Isn't the normal response to your own clone to fight or fuck? Maybe she wants to fuck us, but is too innocent to know what that is.
>>28746979well, we've done fighting and hugging. Which is LIKE fucking for the Precure universe.
Rolled 7>>28746940Oh you people, Odds for spear and shield, evens for nothing.
>>28746979>"My very own clone! Now neither one of us have to...um...its on the tip of my tongue...uhhhh...can I braid your hair?"
>>28746979>Maybe she wants to fuck usMaybe she already did. We were in a coma for two weeks, yknow.>>28747038Then again... We should really look in a mirror sometime.
>>28746979She just "wants to be friends"
>>28747092with benefits?
>>28746979>Isn't the normal response to your own clone to fight or fuck?>orIt's a thin line between good brawl and rough foreplay.
>>28747038>Then again... We should really look in a mirror sometime.Of course there's three of us now.This is getting really complicated.>Momo and Miniko make out>NTR'd by our own clones
>>28747112Who knows? We would probably have better luck with Aomi if we were into that kind of thing.
>>28747222Again, we were out for two weeks. Aomi loves us at least as much as Momoko does and has fewer moral hangups.
>>28747293more likely Axe,Spear, and Shielf broke in after hours and just farted on us a whole bunch
>>28747222>Realise that the whole pool of guys we know is basically "just Misa's brother".>be depressed
>>28747340As evil clones of magical girls, it would be kind of unusual if we were actually interested in boys.
Rolled 2[x]Spear and shield both looking a bit worse for wear.You see Michiko standing and being supported by what looks like a very fancy looking spear, her breathing is heavy and is staring out somewhere into the dust cloud. Her body and clothes have a bunch of small cuts all over her. Her body is also enveloped in faint green light that flickers and fades. Amano is standing beside her and looks to be in a much worse condition. Her extremely heavy looking armor has buckled at several points, mostly on her left arm which hangs limp on her side...you hear her say weakly, "That was the last charge Spear...its only going to get harder from here on out."Just what are they fighting, "Hey you two, looks like you need some help from the best. Let me show you how its done!" You yell out before you step in line besides them and Momoko follows you. "About time you showed up." Michiko says, "My dad thought you were kidnapped from his clinic, your sister had to make up some weird story. I hope you won't pass out like the last times we met. Oh, and be careful with the shark, I don't think we got him.""Wait, wha-"And thats when the wall of teeth and muscle comes out from the dust cloud, charging straight at you four at an amazing speed.[]DODGE!![]Punch him on instinct.[]other (Draw sword, shockwaves, etc)
>>28747466>[X]Punch him on instinct.
>>28747466[x] Shockwave to the face.
>>28747466[x]Punch him on instinct.[x] With a shockwave cushion so those teeth don't bite off our arm.
>>28747466>[x]Punch him on instinct.Shockwave enhanced
>>28747466>[x]other Draw swordside step and give land shark a half glasgow smile
>>28747466>Shark SHARKOh god, just how fucked are we?> [x]Punch him on instinct.'on instinct' is always a bonus! Horror movie lore
>>28747466Whatever we do, our first instinct is always 'attack'.
>>28747466>[x]other SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORD SWORDFILLET OF FISH! SHARKFIN SOUP! MURDER DEATH KILL!
>>28747607"Sushi!"
Rolled 84Anyways, whatever wins, give me a 1d100, same rules as always.
>>28747635Oho... I like this. Never mind what this guy's actual name is. To us, he is sushi now and forever.
Rolled 28>>28747712
Rolled 63>>28747712Let's do this.
Rolled 49>>28747712Cirt please
Rolled 30>>28747712>>28747607>>28747556voting this. lets use our sword for once
Rolled 60>>28747712
Rolled 11>>28747712we boned
alright counting
>>28747783>Rolled 84vs.>Rolled 28lets use the sword AFTER this first exchange.Assuming we still have an arm
>>28747790Time to stop rolling before something really bad happens.
Rolled 52>>28747712>84Tsukihime taught me that wall sharks always end things badly.
>>28747824If worst comes to the worst, we still have the other arm.
>>28747824I thought kinto did best of 3 with exceptions for 1 and 100?am I forgetful?
>>28747873And an entire redhead made of spare parts.
>>28747905It's been a while, but yeah, that was how it worked last time.It is how we became awesome at resisting Matilda, but it is also how we became the eternal bane of libraries.
>>28747905none of those rolls fills me with hope
>>28745872So what is the surprise you have for us?
>>28747976true but I don't think a 63 means we lose a limbalsohttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvCI-gNK_y4
>>28748043it was an exaggeration for comic effect.He IS a shark after all
Rolled 52>>28747910If lu bu got her a body he can get us an arm if needed. Besides red is shafted enough as is.
>>28748185ITTPeople don't get jokes
{x}Falcon Pu-aughYou don't have to react and instinct takes over, When you have something big, ugly, and/or scary coming at you from any direction at any pace that's beyond walking speed. So you charge back at him with a single leap, you intend to avoid its head because you don't want to put your hand in a blender so you target its chest.As it chargers forward the big bundling mass of muscles pays you no heed and continues charging. Your fist connects against his arm and you are momentarily reminded of the expression 'like punching a brick wall'. The shark closes in the distance between your fist and you in a reaction of a second, hitting you with all of his mass and carrying you with him. All the others jump away just in the nick of time and your back side gets close and personal with a street lamp. You are left coughing and gasping for air but this is hardly enough to take you down. When you look up the shark is already charging towards the rest of the group.What to do?[]Draw your sword. And stab him in the back.[]No, not yet. Attack together with the rest, that'll bring him down.[]This lighting pole might be a good weapon.[]Other
>>28748340>[X]This lighting pole might be a good weapon.We'd never admit it, but secretly we're as embarrased as all hell about our underwear-sword.
>>28747978If I told you it wouldnt be a surprise now would it?
>>28748340>[x]Draw your sword. And stab him in the back.we're a scrappy bitch who ain't afraid of mussing up our haircut his fin off. Shark fin soup for dinner
>>28748340[x]This lighting pole might be a good weapon.Man the harpoons.
>>28748340>[X]Draw your sword. And stab him in the back.How dare he turn his back to us?
>>28748340>[x]This lighting pole might be a good weapon.This is a mistake, but I have a natural compulsion to vote for this sort of thing.
>>28748386Is it ready for us today, or...?
>>28748416the alternative is our sword, in front of the pretty sure, or actually working with them.Its probably just going to get him mad at us, though.
>>28748418It won't be ready for a few days now, regardless, I'm just doing this to tease.
>>28748386Fine. Is it ready or no?>>28748340>[X]OtherLet's use our blast thing on him.
>>28748340[x]This lighting pole might be a good weapon.since there no harpoon here this will do
>>28748340>[x]This lighting pole might be a good weapon.this sounds silly enough to work, also we berserker now
cure spear couldn't do shit with her magic spearwhat's some hunk of scrap iron gonna do against magic land shark?
Alright, counting and writing.
badly drawn pic related
[x] Light PoleHe charges towards the precure and you look back at the pole that you bent. If you hit him with the far end of the pole you might actually hurt him. While he is distracted you kick the bent part of the pole and its connection to the ground is so weakened that it easily detaches itself and is ready for you to use. You take careful aim as he switches targets to Momoko and he does his best to punch her into last tuesday. He grabs eventually manages to grab Momoko after a failed landing and thats when you take your chance. With a good amount of effort you slam the pole on the shark's head, bending the pole heavily and making him drop Momoko.You grin and he then turns around to face you, ignoring Amano's and Momoko's attacks as they bounce off its skin. Shorty seems to have an effect on it as the shark actually makes an effort to block her attacks but its gaze is focused solely on you. You gulp...whatever you did, it wants to kill you bad. All your doubts regarding that are cleared when he charges straight at you.You made a land shark mad. Wat do?[]Panic dodge.[]Trip him[]Sword him
>>28749051>[x]Sword himcan we stab him now? Please?
>>28749051[x]Sword him
>>28749051>[x]Sword himA monster is coming and we have a sword. Ladies, this is what we were BORN for!
>>28749071on second thought... belay that>Shorty seems to have an effect on it as the shark actually makes an effort to block her attacksblunt weapons have an effect>[x]Trip himmuh attacks of opportunity
>>28749071If we can keep him between us and the Precures, they won't have any idea where the sword comes from, right?And he's mad at us. If he sprints right at us, and we time it right, we can use his own momentum to skewer him on the blade.if we can brace ourselves right.
>Street Shark generalsJAWESOME!
>>28749051[x]Trip himYou ain't worth the sword, bro
>>28749133This>>28749051>[]Sword him
>>28749051>[x]Trip himBastard has yet to even tell us his name.
>>28749202Villian ettiquette is sadly lacking these days.
>>28749051>[X]Sword him
>>28749051> [x]Trip himHave him Czech'em. Then lecture time.
>[x]Trip himSword is for important things that we want dead, I want to keep this guy around.
>>28749051[x]Trip himI don't know how you can trip a shark so I want to see it happen.
>>28749361>>28749385I'm pretty sure that even a sword through the chest isn't going to be enough to stop him permanent-like.We hit Matilida with a force punch into a building and she was still breathing, and she wasn't even a combat-monster like us or the shark
>>28749385>>28749202>>28749177Y'all make good points, and it calms the bloodlust in my heart.>>28749104Changing my vote.>>28749051>[x]Trip himLet's humiliate this motherfucker.
[x]Trip himHe's angry. Oh yeah so angry. Thats just how you want him. You grin as he gets closer and closer, the bundling mass made out of muscle and teeth grows ever so larger in your eyes before you decide its time to charge at him. At the last moment you slide in between his legs and grab his feet as you go past him, making him trip and slam into the building behind you and he keeps going until he breaks another wall. You think that him charging into the building might be why you didn't spot the fight when you jumped into the area. Momoko and the others group up with you. Michiko looks like she's dead on her feet right now, one more hit and she's out of the fight for good. Amano is on the same boat as the orange shorty, her armor looks like she's been bitten in several places...this thing is extremely strong. You look back at the newly made hole and see that the shark is just...gone? You sigh in relief and you turn to the others."Just what the hell was that thing?" You ask and Michiko obliges you, "Some kind of American shark with legs, don't ask me how it happened. We barely had time to figure out if he was against us before he went on a rage!" Yeah, this whole street is going to need some renovations. "At least he ran away." You sigh in relief, "I wouldn't want him to fight against him again."[]Whats that noise?[]Get to the seal.[]Check up on orange and green
>>28750011>[x]Get to the seal.this was a ruse cruise, wasn't it?
>>28750011>[]Whats that noise?I have officially lost track of what the hell is going on.
>>28750011>[x]Whats that noise?You've been putting this option up a lot, so might as well push it and see what happens.
>>28750011[]Whats that noise?Paranoia, ho
>>28750011>[x]Check up on orange and greenThe only reason we're even here is to get the party together. We could at least make sure they're in fighting shape.
>>28750011>[]Check up on orange and green
>>28750011>[x]Check up on orange and greenfollowed by>[x]Get to the seal.
>>28750076They're not:>>28750011>Michiko looks like she's dead on her feet right now, one more hit and she's out of the fight for good. Amano is on the same boat as the orange shorty, her armor looks like she's been bitten in several places
>>28750095Actually, I feel kinda jealous.Those guys have OBVIOUSLY been having the time of their life while we've been out.[X] pout
>>28750095Should we tell them to run or->>28750130Never mind, I like this[X] pout
>>28750095Okay, fine. They're half dead. We could at least pretend that we care for a few moments before we take the only Cure who is evidently capable of staying alive without us holding her hand every step of the way.To think that the idiot we were made from would be the strongest. I am honestly shocked.
>>28750011Yes, let's do this.>>28750130[X] Pout"You guys have been holding out on me!"
>>28750130What we really need is an enemy that doesn't run from us the moment we start going after them. Not that we can blame them. We need dumber enemies who think they have a chance.
>>28750206From Kuma's death, I thought this was more like the older Precure where the villains die one by one, but this is actually like the newer ones where they only get really defeated at the end with maybe one exception.
Alright Counting and writing.
>>28750204>To think that the idiot we were made from would be the strongest. I am honestly shocked.In retrospect I guess it kind of makes sense. She bounced back the quickest from the whole memory crystal fiasco and she has never, EVER been defeated by a door.
OH MY GOD THEIR TUNNELING TO SEAL ROOM AREN'T THEY?!?!
>>28750276I usually listen to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckNPpjEnMFw during this thread.Best theme
>>28750311Seriously? Are they seriously that stupid? Who the hell do they think they are?
>>28750388>Seriously? Are they seriously that stupid?all evidence points to "more stupid that we can possibly conceive"
Guys we really don't need to worry about Lu Bu. To right the countless wrongs of our day he shines a light of true redemption so that this world might become as paradise. What a wonderful world such would be.
>>28750781we hug the bear but dont trust him all that much right now
>>28750781I have no idea what that is
>>28750859Incomprehensible garbage symbol on /tg/? It's probably 40k.
>>28750905I googled itTEWYits in my backlog...
>>28750905The World Ends With You. The particular quote is the only thing people subsumed by the big bad's pet hive mind say.
>>28750947Man, I remember starting that game, but I remember the controls being horrible and I never really got anywhere with it.
[x]Three way tie, consensus seems to be to interact with green and orange somehow.You glance at the non-pink-haired people, looks like they've been through hell and back but they've somehow managed to pull through. Michiko seems to be in a daze while Amano just looks so damn tired that she could find a slab of solid concrete comfortable. "Ho are you girls holding up?" Both you and Momoko say at the same time...damnit. "We'll be fine, we just need some...rest, yeah rest would be fine." The girl that's holding herself up with the spear says while the armored Amano just nods. Both of them are completely out of juice. Looks like the just had a long and hard fight. You're so jealous that you can't avoid expressing your envy as you pout, "You girls have been holding out -" You don't get a chance to finish what you were going to say when the ground breaks beneath you and with a roar and a flash of gray the shark man emerges from the ground and grabs you by the wrists, spreading your arms as wide as he can and facing him. You wince in pain.You hear a low voice say, "So you must be Mirror Blade." He begins saying in terrible american accent. You raise an eyebrow in befuddlement and glare at him in response. The shark chuckles, "I thought you died, but no matter, I can fix that if your friends try t do anything funny.He's larger than you and stronger than you...he's holding you hostage. This fucking shark is holding you hostage. You let your anger simmer right below your skin. Nobody takes you hostage. You feel Momoko do something with a bright pink light but she isn't attacking. He's taking you as a hostage you.[]Let your anger explode, damn the consequences.[]Kick his teeth out, all of them. His fault for not holding down your legs.[]Have him eat seal magic shockwaves
>>28751001Really you need to just leave partner on automatic and play around with pin sets some to find what you prefer.
>>28751033>[x]Kick his teeth out, all of them. His fault for not holding down your legs.>[x]Have him eat seal magic shockwavesI hear shark teeth make great necklaces.
>>28751033[X] Start laughing. It'll confuse him.Then this speech:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbihgxRYMCEthen >>28751100
>>28751033>This fucking shark is holding you hostage.THE FOOL! NOW HE HAS NOWHERE TO RUN!
>>28751033>[x]Kick his teeth out, all of them. His fault for not holding down your legs.can we go for the nose? sharks regrow their teeth and they don't like getting hit in the nose. shark are driven off when you punch em in the nose
>>28751033>[x]Let your anger explode, damn the consequences.>[x]Kick his teeth out, all of them. His fault for not holding down your legs.>[x]Have him eat seal magic shockwavesI can't choose one. So I'll choose them all.
>>28751062it was the way it used the touchscreen. It was just fucking terrible.
>>28751033>[x]Have him eat seal magic shockwavesthere is not really a bad choice here
>>28751033>[x]Kick his teeth out, all of them. His fault for not holding down your legs.>[x]Have him eat seal magic shockwavesWith a battle cry of Sushi!
>>28751033The denseness and incompetence of these guys never ceases to amuse me."Hey, there are two weakened opponents who one more hit would serve to take them out of the battle.Instead of grabbing one by the leg and using them as a club to take the other one out of the fight, lets grab one of new arrivals - the one no-one likes who's at full strength - and try and use her as a shield against the others."
>>28751033"Hey, Sushi.You don't need protecting from these guys,You need protecting from ME."
Rolled 46, 59 = 105I'm sorry guys, I'm too tired to write this next post. So I'll leave it as the opening for the next thread. So next time in evil precure quest we find out why sharks are considered a dangerous species. Don't mis it or I'll show you the way of the fist. Oh and give me another 1d100.
Rolled 45>>28751537HOPE
>>28751537Right. Seeya next time then.
Rolled 30>>28751537thanks for the thread
>>28751537You mean an endangered species hehe
Rolled 65>>28751557God. Fucking. Dammit.
this board licks nuts.
>>28751578El ganador y siempre champeon....MASAKOOOOOOOO
Rolled 59>>28751537
Rolled 71, 65 = 136You know its true
We should stop rolling. We already got a winning roll. And we don't want someone getting a one here. That would be embarrassing.
Good night Kinto, and thank you!
I done archived the thread since Kinto didn't for reasons unknown to me
>>28752259good job
