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You are John James Green, mutant vagrant.

After an ill-fated meeting with Peter Parker, you took a detour on the way back home, and ended up sitting at a piano in the middle of an outdoor amphitheatre, surrounded by vaguely-grungy student types. Chopin flowed back to you, and through you, and out into the night, and for the first time in a long while you felt removed from the painstaking drudgery of years gone by.

The silence settles around you. You’re breathing heavily, for some reason, but you’re not tired. If anything, you feel invigorated. The music was a nourishing fugue, like the sudden shock of clear, cold spring water – you’re not sure how well you played, and after four years without practice, you have little in the way of hope, but you know you produced something, at least.

You let your shoulders slacken, taking your hands off the keys. They’re shaking. It takes you a moment to realize that you shouldn’t really be without your gloves, and you fumble them back on. You feel somewhat deafened by the pall of silence that descended in the absence of your notes, the winter chill, the gasping sun, and the stone beneath your feet reaching you only in waves, as if reduced to pulses of light passing through a heavy mist.

You glance across the faces that dot the half-light. They stare with mystified, baffled wonder. You can see Laura at the back, her face arranged into an awkward, indecipherable expression. Your cheeks are wet.

“…Dude.” Says somebody. Someone in the front? You’re not sure. “Do you, like, teach this stuff or something?”

Hah. You guess your age might be a little fuzzy with the hood and the sunglasses keeping everything nice and vague.
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>Present Time: 6:56 PM
>Current Funds: $147.80
>Hunger Level: 6
>X-Points: 2

>[ ] Say nothing. Just leave.
>[ ] Admit that you’re a hobo.
>[ ] Lying is easy. Tell them you’re an arts student.
>[ ] Write in.
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>[ ] Admit that you’re a hobo.
"I sell newspapers for a living."
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>>28763181
>[ ] Admit that you’re a hobo.
"I am Hoboman."
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literaly as i'm listenng to the chopin someone posted in the last thread
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>>28763202
Seconded
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>>28763181
>[x] Lying is easy. Tell them you’re an arts student.
No one must know our smelly secret.
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>>28763153
>[ ] Admit that you’re a hobo.

And then

>Leave
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>>28763181
>[ ] Admit that you’re a hobo.
wipe those tears off your face JJ
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>>28763181
[ ] Say nothing. Just leave.
Give an air of mystery, of this elusive grand piano master who once visited this place and play this beautiful sonata. The less you say the greater and more embellished will your legend be.
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>>28763202
>>28763181

>>[ ] Admit that you’re a hobo.
I like this
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>[ ] Admit that you’re a hobo.
Operation mysterious hobo pianist is a go.
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>>28763341
Admitting we're a hobo adds a sort of tragedy to it.
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>>28763153
>[x] Admit that you’re a hobo.

we learned to play in better times
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>>28763366
It does make for a cool 'what could have been', yeah.
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> >Admit you are hobo
They are going to laugh at us, the inner lizard inside of me tells me.
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I wonder...
Maybe one of these students knows a bar or a cafe we could play Piano in for some extra cash.
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>>28763444
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmVmt_v32qU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBXIquQRQaI

kek
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>>28763444
Alas! if we played a more portable instrument we could busk.
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>[X] Admit that you’re a hobo.
>[X] Write in.

You look around, trying but failing to anchor your vision on one thing, to find something appropriate or dignified or at least minimally shameful to say. For a moment you seek some kind of help in Laura’s eyes, but she says nothing, just staring back in verdant, unfazed silence.

What do they really expect you to say? That you just got back from playing at the Royal Albert, and you’re dressed like a hobo because that’s just what wacky artists do?

“I sell newspapers for a living.” You reply, wiping the thin streaks of moisture from under your eyes. You hope that, in the dying light, it looked like you were just adjusting your shades or something. An awkward cough rises from the back of your throat. “Like, on a street corner.”

There is another momentary silence. Finally, the girl that was playing before you arrived speaks up.

“…Why? You’re amazing. You could be playing anywhere.”

>[ ] “Because life is unfair.” Leave.
>[ ] What the hell. “I’m a mutant.”
>[ ] “I hate crowds.”
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28763513
>[ ] What the hell. “I’m a mutant.”
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Actually, we have super strength, so we could probably steal the piano...
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>>28763513
>[ ] Write in.

"Life isn't kind to people like me."

(Though this might be a bit too whiny, I admit)
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Rolled 97, 76, 66, 24 = 263

>>28763181
>[ ] Lying is easy.
>Tell them yes, you’re a teacher
We might be able to get a job out of this
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>>28763513
>[x] What the hell. “I’m a mutant.”
Take off your glasses. Wait for the 'ooh!', then disappear.
Laura will make herself scarce, we'll meet up with her later.
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>>28763513
>[x] “Because life is unfair.” Leave.

"Sometimes life doesn't go the way you want it too...."

Lets not tempt fate. There was a reason we were skittish in telling pete we're a straight balla mugga in the first place
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>>28763560

Seconded!
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>>28763513
>[ ] What the hell. “I’m a mutant.”
>[ ] Write in.
(Intentionally as Edgy as possible, to play up to the crowd)
"I'm just so misunderstood, everyone always ends up terrified of my body."
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>>28763560
yea, I want to go with this.
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>>28763577
Ugh, no.
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>>28763513
>>[ ] What the hell. “I’m a mutant.”
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Rolled 25, 93, 24, 27 = 169

>>28763513
>[ ] “Life's a bitch and I hate crowds.”
Enhanced agility gives us better hand eye coordination. Could that help with our playing. I'm not saying it's why we're as good as we are but I imagine it helps.
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>>28763604
People go crazy over the whole, "Poor me," tactic. Plus, because you're faking it, it's not really edgy, just manipulative.
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>>28763560
Yeah, I don't know why people are so eager in admitting we're a mutant when it's not necessary, thirding this option as well.
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>>28763628
>it's not really edgy, just manipulative.

JJ ain't like that.
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>>28763513
>[ ] What the hell. “I’m a mutant.”
>[ ] Write in.
"Selling newspapers was the best thing that has happened to me in a long time."
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>>28763539
>>28763557
>>28763577
>>28763617
No we might be able to get a job out of this. No one is going to buy lessons from or take pitty on a stinking mutie.
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>>28763560

I fourth this reply.
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>>28763666
Yeah, I guess so. Good point.
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>>28763560
Yea this sounds good, so lets not go around telling folks we are a mutant for no good reason.
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>>28763631
It's uncharacteristic of JJ to draw a crowd. But it's something that we really, really wanted to do.

Personally, I want to admit JJ is a mutant to put some good word with the wealthy socialites.
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>>28763678
>one of the best things
Fixed
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>>28763560
>>28763574
>>28763583
>>28763631
>>28763693
Am I correct in understanding that you guys want to go with the general feel of that option without leaving? Or do you want to head off immediately afterwards?
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>>28763513
"It was just some Chopin. Nothing no one has ever heard before."
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>>28763700
What wealthy socialites?
We're surrounded buy art students.
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>>28763577
They will just think we play so well because of our powers instead of talent or hard work. Our performance becomes a lot less impressive.
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>>28763724
Say it then leave.
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>>28763724
Unless they say something back, leave.
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>>28763724
I say it we don't leave.
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>>28763724
Eh, I guess that's sort of right, though not in a whiny way.
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>>28763724
I have no desire get in an extended conversation with a croud.
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>[ ] What the hell. “I’m a mutant.”
Time to come out of the closet JJ
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>>28763731
yeah, aren't those guys usually loaded?

OK, maybe more of a upper middle-class than full on rockefeller funding mutie charities and shit.
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O-kay. Writan.
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>>28763724
maybe chat a little. briefly but don't be rude.

and we are a bit peckish.
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>>28763724
I'd say just get up to go but not so fast that they can't respond. Let it sink in for a minute as we're leaving.
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>>28763800
Stroking the keys gently with a caress befitting a lost lover.
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>>28763794
>maybe chat a little.

I hope we break a leg.
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>>28763994
C-

apply yourself
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Now we play the waiting game.
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>[X] “Because life is unfair.” Leave.
>[X] Write in.

Well, why aren’t you playing somewhere fancy? The answer is obvious from the inner sanctum of your own mind, but you can certainly see how it could come off as a mystery from the outside. You could be lazy, or crazy, or something else that society finds generally unsavoury. It chews you up that admitting to having an active X-gene would probably be a worse mark against your character than either of the above two flaws.

You slide off the seat.

“Sometimes, life just doesn’t take you where you wanted to go.”

Yep, that sounds about right.

You step down from the stage and head up out of the gentle slope that leads back up toward the path. As Laura begins to tag along beside you, you one of the grungy kids speaks up:

“You know, there are, like, loads of places that’d pay for a performance like that. Just saying.”

>[ ] Keep going. It’s not happening.
>[ ] Ask if they know any by name.
>[ ] Ask if any of these places can refrain from asking too many questions.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28764011
I was worried we were in that weird lock-up where no one can post replies and everything stagnates with page 1 shit having their last reply be like 2 hours and 33 minutes ago.
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>>28764038
>>[ ] Ask if any of these places can refrain from asking too many questions.
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>>28764038
>[ ] Keep going. It’s not happening.
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>>28764038
>[x] Ask if they know any by name.

wouldn't hurt to check. We do need more money.....


if they ask for our name, just give them the first name
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>>28764038
>[ ] Write in.
"Sometimes, even though opportunity can present itself, it's all but an illusion." *Cue invisibility*
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>>28764059
Seconding this along with
>[] Ask if they know any by name.
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>>28764038
>[x] Keep going. It’s not happening.
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>>28764038
>[ ] Ask if any of these places can refrain from asking too many questions.
No harm in asking
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>>28764038
>[ ] Ask if they know any by name
"Where?"
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>>28764038
>>[ ] Ask if any of these places can refrain from asking too many questions.
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>>28764092
Seconding. I could see us at an upscale resturant playing in a dimly lit back corner pulling in good tips.
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>>28764038
>[ ] Keep going. It’s not happening.

Nobody wants a mutie.
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>>28764038
>[ ] Ask if they know any by name.
>[ ] Write in.
"You sure they don't mind me being a smelly hobo with no papers?"
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Let's face it, we need the money.
>[ ] Ask if any of these places can refrain from asking too many questions.
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>>28764049
It was purely in jest
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>>28764038
Ask if they know any by name.
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I could easily see a restaurant or bar that caters to the hipster crowd hiring a homeless mutant.

'Oh yea we're real anti-establishment here. We even have a *mutie* who works here!'
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Goddamnit crusty. I'm listening to Chopin right now. Shit is really fucking good. You've cultured me. I don't know how I feel about that.
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If Laura says something like "I didn't know you could play piano."
We should say something along the lines of.
"Yea, that was the very first superpower."
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>>28763621
I think our senses help as well.
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>>28764285
>If Laura says something like "I didn't know you could play piano."
>We should say something along the lines of.

"It's a gift, and a curse."
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Why are people trying to get us to admit being an illegal mutie in a public area?
Also what do religions think of mutants?
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>>28764281
We become the pet lizard of the local hipster community.
We'll be swimming in mealworms.
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>>28764285
>>28764305

We're a runaway multi billion dollar genetic experiment designed to play chopin and drop spaghetti.
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Holy shit. All these fucking sad sacks in this thread. "well..idk i dun wanna get any monny but muntant honk honk a go go. gonna go cry" Fuck off. This is an opportunity.
>[ ] Ask if they know any by name.
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>[X] Ask if any of these places can refrain from asking too many questions.

You stop, turning back just very slightly. You must look like such a weirdo.

“And are any of these places relatively light on the questions?” What you mean, of course, is ‘are any of these places going to manage to avoid finding out that I’m a mutant?’, but you’re in no mood to end up lynched by a bunch of smelly students.

They pass a bemused glance through their ranks. This is probably the part where one of two of them start wondering if they’ve run into some kind of piano-master serial killer or a hobo with a horrible debilitating (and, most importantly, contagious) disease. Leprosy or something like that.

“Uh…” One of the girls leaning against the stage speaks up. “The Tabbycat, maybe?”

Huh. You actually know that place.

“That’s a mob club.” You state flatly.

She scratches her head and shrugs. “Yeah, I, uh… I don’t know anywhere else.”

>[ ] Leave. Get food.
>[ ] Leave. Go home.
>[ ] Stay. [write in].
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28764328
Because JJ needs to confront it. Can't keep running forever.

Art students in a park make for a pretty harmless test run for this, too.
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>>28764345
>[ ] Leave. Go home.
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>>28764345
>[x] Write in.
"Thanks anyway"

>>[ ] Leave. Get food.
cheap shit. like dollar menu. gotta stretch those dollars
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>>28764345
>[ ] Leave. Get food.
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>>28764367
>[x] Write in.
>"Thanks anyway"

I agree, since even though it's not helpful they were still really nice.
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>>28764345
>[x] Leave. Go home.
'It's been a while since I could play the piano. Thanks, gents. It's been nostalgic'
Tip fedora, or the hobo hood in lieu of one.
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>>28764345
>[ ] Write in.
"Well, I guess that's better than nothing."
>[ ] Leave. Get food.
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>>28764345
>Leave. Get food.

"Thanks. I'll keep it in mind"
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>>28764328
Really varies. Obviously, there's a lot of hate due to the whole 'evolution' thing. Most of the Abrahamic religions are likely to sort of veer in the anti-mutant direction, with extreme reactions manifesting in groups like the Purifiers.

Sikh's are probably relatively cool on the subject.
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>>28764345
>[ ] Leave. Get food.
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>>28764402
>Thanks, gents.
>Tip fedora
Stop it.
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>>28764359
That's the thing, he doesn't have a problem, the ones who do are the druggies.
He is just exercising common sense, especially when we have two bad guys looking for us.
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>>28764435
I didn't consider the manhunt. Good point.
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>>28764426
Can we get an encounter roll Crusty?
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>>28764426
What about bhuddists?
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>>28764426
>Sikh's are probably relatively cool on the subject.

It's hard to be anti-mutant when you're sneezing all the time.
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>>28764359
You know mutants are getting sent to labor camps right.
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>>28764344
>muntant honk honk a go go
Bweheheheheh.
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>>28764481
NOTHING MOVES THE BUDDHA!
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>>28764426
Heh, I would imagine that a good number of mutants would hold considerable sway in India.
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>>28764345
A simple "Thanks" would fit.
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>>28764480
If you want an encounter roll we just need to play piano at the mob club. Should be fun.
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I say we should try getting a job at this tabbycat even though it's a mob club.
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>>28764550
I agree. They're the fucking mob. They ain't gonna give a shit.

Gotta get that cash money millionaires, son.
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>>28764550
depends on the owner.

pls be creeper
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>>28764426

The Sikh's would be cool, part of their "God hates no one" philosophy.

I think different sects of Judaism would have differing opinions on Mutants. I get the feeling like the more conservative sects of Judaism would be more accepting of mutants, but anti mutates. If you aren't supposed to mess with the body that the lord gave you.
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>>28764550
I can see the creeper or either villains to visit.
The only real problem is a cop or super hero bust, but we could always go invisible.
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>>28764549
Mister negative might be there. It's not like he knows who we are and we might get cool dark force powers.
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>>28764563
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42R0fQU6StU
Man, I wish we took the homeless gangster path.
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>>28764607
Doesn't invisibility level 4 help us make certain parts of us invisible.
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>>28764638
Yeah with it we can go to any place with out the fear of being caught.
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>[X] Leave. Get food.

You linger awkwardly for a moment, unsure of how exactly to manoeuvre around this particular social situation.

“Thanks.” You murmur, eventually. “I enjoyed the piano.”

Leaving a well of peculiar hush behind you, you make your way back onto the path, heading back toward the bustle of NY’s streets. You’re pretty hungry, and as much as it helped, that little detour into nostalgia took a lot out of you. Soon enough the rusty old gates leading out of the park come into sight, and Laura’s voice cuts into the silence:

“I did not know you could do that. Do you play any other instruments?”

Is this small talk?

>[ ] “Nope.”
>[ ] “I think it’d be good at the triangle.”
>[ ] “Why?”
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28764638
not sure

I know we can make one other person invisible too
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>>28764671
>[ ] “I think it’d be good at the triangle.”
I USE HUMOR TO SWALLOW MY SADNESS.
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>>28764671
>[ ] “I think it’d be good at the triangle.”

"Ding ding."
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>>28764671
>>[ ] “Nope.”
>>[ ] “I think it’d be good at the triangle.”

>[ ] Write in.
"If you want to take lessons, I'll offer you a discount"
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>>28764481
Contrary to popular opinion, Buddhists can be pretty damn bigoted. But mutants don't offend them as a rule.

>>28764510
You would be correct. I've mentioned before that India is one of the more mutant-friendly nations (not so much mutant friendly, exactly, but less hatetastic).
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>>28764671
>triangle
>why
>>28764683
He said that at level 4 we have enough control to just make our mutie parts invisible.
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>>28764671
>[ ] "Just another mystery that is J.J. Green"
I think she said these exact words the other day.
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>>28764671
>[x] Write in.
'I know what you are thinking. It was stupid of me to draw attention to us, just for a chance to play some silly instrument. But it was something I really, really wanted to do for a long time.'
'Turned out rather well. This Tabbycat gig could be the break we need to get out of the scar and into an actual residence'
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>>28764671
>>[ ] “Nope.”
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>>28764671
>[ ] “Nope.”
>[ ] “Why?”
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>>28764700
>>28764727
one of these

>>28764718
Making our scales see through as in see through to the other side wouldn't make us any less noticeable. Wouldn't making us look normal fall under shape shifting not invisibility.
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>>28764671

Wait, did we play well enough to make her cry? Her cheeks were wet when we looked toward her...this is small talk. This is Laura trying and its adorable.
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>>28764671

>[X] “Nope.”
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>>28764718

>"Mommy the piano man doesn't got any ears!"
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Why don't we just wear a fucking mask? Seriously, just buy or steal a mask and that along with a long sleeve shit or sweater we just covered all our mutations.
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>>28764802
no no. OUR cheeks were wet.

....I hope Crusty was talking about our face!!1!!
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>>28764829

I think the mask would draw more attention.
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>>28764814
I don't think the mobster are going to give a shit about JJ's mutant status. In fact, they could even embrace it as a sign of 'their' culture.
>>28764829
If we played electronic music we could play a Deadmau5, or some shit.
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>>28764859
Not really. Especially if we use it when we play the piano. Musicians and mask go together like peas and carrots.
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>>28764788
I remember crusty say we could pass as human with level by just doing that.
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>>28764873
...We're going to be the Phantom of the Opera?

...Well heck, we could totally do that, couldn't we? 'Phantom' included.
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>>28764671
>>[ ] “Nope.”
>>[ ] “I think it’d be good at the triangle.”
>>[ ] “Why?”

You know, we could put all 3 in this order and it would still fit perfectly.
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>>28764873
We aren't fucking Phantom of the Opera
though a hipster pianist that wears a Guy Fawkes mask might have some commercial value
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>>28764907
It would probably work but,
Uhg
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>>28764933
Why not just get a fedora and a katana while we're at it?
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>>28764873
>Phantom of the opera
>Deadmou5
>Angerfist
>Daft Punk
>Buckethead
>MF Doom
I guess you're right. Homeless Buckethead is giving me giggle fits.
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>>28764671
"No, always meant to branch out but it never really happened."
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>>28764956
That one .gif of a guy with a BUKKIT on his head on a car, gets hit by the driver the BUKKIT falls off and underneath is another one?
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>>28764950
>What's your stage name kid?

>My name is Blood Fist
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>>28764987
>Not EDGE MASTER in all caps
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>[X] “Nope.”
>[X] “I think it’d be good at the triangle.”

“Nope.” You grin a little. “I think I’d be good at the triangle.”

Laura’s brow furrows momentarily, as if she’s trying to dissect some element of your answer. It’s up to you to appreciate that sterling wit of yours, apparently. You continue on the path a little while, noticing her eyes wandering a little to the side, as if she’s trying to broach some secret subject but has stumbled at the first attempt. Her jaw works silently and subtly, half-forming the individual steps of a sentence.

Eventually, she opens her mouth once again.

“Will you consider taking this up as a profession? Playing at that…” Her eyebrows dip again, just very slightly. “…‘Tabbycat’?”

>[ ] “Nah, mob club. Not worth the trouble.”
>[ ] “It might be work a try.”
>[ ] “I’ll certainly be looking into it.”
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28764671
>[X] All presented options.
Keep the tone jovial and curious, we did a bit of healing back there, not need to be at our usual level of defensive angst.
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>>28765017
>>[ ] “Nah, mob club. Not worth the trouble.”
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>>28765017
>>[x] “It might be work a try.”

who runs it?
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>>28765017
>[ ] “It might be work a try.”
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>>28765017
>[x] “It might be worth a try.”
>[x] Write in.
>'How would you feel about having a set residence? We have to keep Kimura off our tracks anyway'
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>>28764997
>Katana.
>2Edgy4Me
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>>28765017
>>[ ] “It might be work a try.”

If it's legit, we can work two jobs
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>>28765017
>>[ ] “It might be work a try.”
THAT HUNDRED MILLION DOLLAR MONEY
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>>28765017
>[ ] “It might be work a try.”
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>>28765017

>[X] “It might be work a try.”
>[X] “I’ll certainly be looking into it.”
>[X] Write in.
>'How would you feel about having a set residence? We have to keep Kimura off our tracks anyway'
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>>28764987
>not Razor Reptile
>not Sanguine Lizard
>not Blood Fang
>not Gore Ghost
>not Sorrowful Spirit
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>>28765017
>[ ] “I’ll certainly be looking into it.”
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>>28765017
>[ ] “It might be work a try.”

"I'll take a look at it after the Creeper job."
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>>28765017
>[ ] “Nah, mob club. Not worth the trouble.”
I know enough gangsters thank you very much.
it would be nothing but trouble
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>>28765050
think of the tips....
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>>28765048
Whoops. Forgot *badum, TSS.*
>[ ] "It might be worth a try"
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>>28765077
I like Gore Ghost
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>>28765017
>[ ] Write in.
"Maybe. I still think it's too dangerous and being in a place like that, being able to do the things we can do...well, it wouldn't be that hard to get strong armed back into a life I don't want to lead. (subconsciously start tapping out part of the piece we played on our leg, Laura should pick up on it and know we want music back in our life) But I'll consider it seriously. I know you're right that we need more resources."
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>>28765077
it was just a generic name

your's totes better though

Also is Jubilee a vamp here?
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>>28765077
I still prefer Electric Elf Lizard
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>>28765017
>[ ] “It might be worth a try.”
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>>28765111
Yep, and apparently she's adopting a baby (through yet unknown but most likely illegal means) right now. Yeah, I don't know either. Part of the reason I love this quest so much is because it's a great alternative to the current state of X-comics, bar a few exceptions like Legacy.
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>>28765139
or EEL for short
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>>28765139
I think Elf Lizard has a nice ring to it.
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>>28765193
Is cyclops still a huge faggot or did they find a way to make him interesting yet?
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>>28765246

Which Cyclops? There are 2 right now.
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>>28765271
...
the original one
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>>28765246
>huge faggot
>not wolverine

"you kids don't have to fight! But we're gonna give you combat drills everyday of the semester!"

little muggas living in denial. gotta fight for your rights
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>>28765246
Cyclops has actually taken to a new direction nowadays, are you familiar to the insufferable 'Cyclops was right' meme? Love it or hate it (I personally like his new direction, though some of his fanbase is getting really annoying. Gillen only though, Bendis can't write his revolution to save his life), he's had great changes and developments and can't really be called bland anymore.
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>>28765286
that doesn't narrow it down

>>28765289
His uncanny's largest flaw is its directionlessness imo. at least it has somewhat of a focus on newer mutants (more than WATXM anyway)

Gillen should have been put in charge of X-books though, Consequences was the best thing to come from AVX
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>>28765111
>Also is Jubilee a vamp here?
..What do you mean 'here?'


...Oh wait, you meant 'vamp' as in...well, nevermind me then.

>captcha: reasons ontape
that's why we don't do music..
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>[X] “It might be worth a try.”

Well… you’re not sure. You’ve only been inside once, but you know that The Tabbycat serves a very specific clientele – the kind that you’re not entirely sure you want to be mixed up with. It’s a haven for gamblers, swindlers, and pretty much anyone looking to spend some blood money on a good time. The last time you had a real bead on this stuff (and, admittedly, that was some while ago), Creeper wasn’t a regular, but quite a few other interesting individuals were. Silvermane, for one.

On the other hand, money flows to and from these people. Money that’s not necessarily well-earned, but it’s not like you’d be doing anything illegal. You’d just be in very close proximity to people who are.

“It might be worth a try.” You conclude, a little weakly. “It’d certainly pay a lot better than throwing papers at commuters.”

Laura pauses. “You are not speaking literally, are you?”

“Uh, no. I don’t actually throw papers at people.”

“I see.” There’s still the barest hint of a frown hanging across her face. “I thought you intended on staying away from organized crime. Your response earlier… seemed to indicate that.”

Ah.

>[ ] “Well, I wouldn’t be doing anything illegal. I’d just be playing piano.”
>[ ] “That’s why I’m still thinking about it.”
>[ ] “Yeah, it’s probably not such a great idea.”
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28765271

About that...they both are.
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>>28765324
Yeah, I really like Gillen on X-books, shame he's gone elsewhere. I actually don't mind Bendis if he's focusing on writing those new teenage mutants, I think his strength is better there.

But anything else involving the teenage O5 is just horrendous, BotA is really one of the worst mutant event in recent history. Don't know why anyone would even think that's a good idea.
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>>28765371
>>[ ] “Well, I wouldn’t be doing anything illegal. I’d just be playing piano.”
>>[ ] “That’s why I’m still thinking about it.”

Captain America isn't going to punch the piano player in the dick.
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>>28765371
>>[ ] “Well, I wouldn’t be doing anything illegal. I’d just be playing piano.”
This. Seriously. It's just entertainment. Everyone deserves grade A entertainment. Even criminals.
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>>28765371
>[ ] “Well, I wouldn’t be doing anything illegal. I’d just be playing piano.”
>[ ] “That’s why I’m still thinking about it.”
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>>28765371
>[ ] “Well, I wouldn’t be doing anything illegal. I’d just be playing piano.”
>[ ] “That’s why I’m still thinking about it.”
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>>28765371
>>[ ] “Well, I wouldn’t be doing anything illegal. I’d just be playing piano.”
>>[ ] “That’s why I’m still thinking about it.”
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>>28765371
>>[ ] “That’s why I’m still thinking about it.”
>[ ] “Yeah, it’s probably not such a great idea.”
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>>28765246
Cyclops has always been the best X-Man.

>>28765111
No, god, no. She's still a sparkly mutant.
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>>28765406
you say that but
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>>28765371
>[ ] “Well, I wouldn’t be doing anything illegal. I’d just be playing piano.”
>[ ] “That’s why I’m still thinking about it.”
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>>28765387
But the punisher might.
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>>28765371
>[ ] “That’s why I’m still thinking about it.”
>[ ] “Yeah, it’s probably not such a great idea.”
>[ ] Write in.
"I should try looking for a place that's not connected with organized crime."
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>>28765371
"I don't want to be a part of the crime part. Being a piano player just means I'll sop some blood money away from less savory pursuits"
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>>28765459
Well even the punisher can enjoy good music
and if all else fails we cloak and hide in the broom closet
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>>28765426
You, I like you.
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>>28765371

>>[X] “Well, I wouldn’t be doing anything illegal. I’d just be playing piano.”
>>[X] “That’s why I’m still thinking about it.”
>[X] Write in.
"I should try looking for a place that's not connected with organized crime."
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>>28765371
>[ ] “Well, I wouldn’t be doing anything illegal. I’d just be playing piano.”
>[ ] “That’s why I’m still thinking about it.”
>What do you think I should do?
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>>28765463
Like a well-meaning sponge
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>>28765495
As long as they arent killing people just so they can tip us i dont see a problem
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>>28765371
>[ ] "That's why I'm still thinking about it."
If we could make money legitimately itch music I think JJ would give it a serious shot. As is it's a tempting option, but the juice just might not be worth the squeeze.
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>>28765289
That meme will never surpass "Cap was right"
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>>28765583
Does anyone have a higher res?
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>>28765583
This better be real
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>>28765371
>[ ] Write in.
"Yea, you're right, I really shouldn't, but I'm so tempted."
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>>28765616
Here
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>>28765674
That's the exact same size.
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>[X] "Yeah, it's probably not such a great idea."
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>(1/2)
>[X] “Well, I wouldn’t be doing anything illegal. I’d just be playing piano.”
>[X] “That’s why I’m still thinking about it.”

You guess it might seem a little inconsistent, what with your reaction to the prospect of working for Creeper again. But, then again, fuck Creeper. Creeper is a singularly disgusting individual and there’s quite the marked difference between working for some minor crook and a possibly insane drug baron.

That said, you’re not actually sure who runs The Tabbycat. God, you hope it hasn’t been acquired by Creeper or Mister Negative or some other superpowered clown. You’ve had your fill of being threatened by people with superpowers.

“Well…” You scratch your neck absently. “I wouldn’t be doing anything illegal, you know?”

Your answer is a blank stare. You should probably stop inserting those little microquestions around Laura, because she will clearly never know.

“I’d just be playing piano.” For great tips. Blood money tips, but… probably very generous ones. “But yeah, I’m only thinking about it. The prospect of working with the mob doesn’t exactly thrill me.”
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>(2/2)

“I see.” She states, staring straight ahead. She is silent for a moment, before a thought occurs to her: “With your senses, such a position may be useful for reasons other than monetary gain. Information can be valuable.”

You hadn’t considered that.

The two of you make your way out of the park and into the arterial frenzy of the city. You stroll a short way before stopping for a bite beside one of the many hot dog stands that dot NY. The place is closing up soon, and you get the last, manky servings, but you needed something warm. You scarf your food down while Laura paces her way through the meal beside you.

The sun has dipped out of sight. There’s only clear, dark blue now, the occasional star fighting through New York’s oppressive corona.

>Present Time: 7:23 PM
>Current Funds: $145.50
>Hunger Level: 4

>[ ] Head home.
>[ ] Go elsewhere [write in].
>[ ] Check out the Tabbycat quickly.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28765782
>[ ] Go elsewhere [write in].
>[ ] Check out the Tabbycat quickly.
I say we go stakeout the Tabbycat.
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>>28765782
>[ ] Head home.

We got food, and we should get home.
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>>28765782
>>[ ] Check out the Tabbycat quickly.
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>>28765782
Can we train with Laura to see how much we improved?
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>>28765782
Furniture for the apartment! What could possibly go wrong this time.
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>>28765782
>>[ ] Head home

its been an eventful evening in universe.

just chillax at home. maybe quality time with Gaby
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>>28765782
>[x] Write in.
'So, any progress with your search? You know, between the two us we could cover a lot more area'
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>>28765782
We can't go into the Tabbycat looking like a hobo, but that doesn't mean we can scope them out from afar. Just do a walk by and see who's walking in, but make sure not to bump into the wrong person.
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>>28765782
Check out the tabby cat and then do what this anon suggested.>>28765825
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>>28765782
>[ ] Head home.
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>>28765835
Seconded, also ask about her training us for a fight.
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>>28765831
Is our apartment one bedroom or two? I was thinking something like this.
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>>28765782
>check out the tabby cat
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>>28765782
>>[ ] Head home.

No way are we allowed in a mob club in our torn and bloody hobo attire. And just watching it from the outside won't help us at all. If we want to take a look at the Tabbycat we should probably aquire clothing more fit for socialisation.
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>>28765782
Go get something to eat and head home
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>>28765886
Actually, I think it's a studio apartment.
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>>28765924
And a shower...
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>>28765928
We already ate>>28765782
>>[X] check out the tabbycat quickly
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>>28765886
Isn't it really up to us how many bedrooms are in it?
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>>28765782

>>[X] Head home.
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>>28765966
>>28765924
We don't have money to get those type of clothes an we don't have a shower
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>>28765998
can the taser melt snow?

we could use it to take a bath maybe (is Noriko's vomit still in there?)

would have to get soap and stuff though
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>>28765782
>[]checkout the tabbycat quickly
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>>28765998
Thrift store suit or at least professionalish looking coat.

Sponge bath and deodorant.
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>>28765849
What he said

>>28765825
>>28765831
One of theses
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>>28765966
YMCA or we could invisible into someones house while they're at work, use their show and leave.

Or have nico melt some snow for our bath tub.
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>>28765782
Remember that we won't have any excuse to hide our ears if we play in a club.

Seconding the train with Laura on way home suggestion.
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>>28766104
>melt snow
With our camping stove perhaps?
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>>28766044
Last time we went to thrift store we almost had a freakout and in new York getting a decent thrift store suit will cost us 60$ and this is without getting the right sizes .
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>>28766150
No. The freak out was at an electronics store, the thrift store was where we met the Hellions,
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>[X] Head home.
>[X] Write in.

You head home, beginning the long walk back toward the scar.

As you navigate the human currents that hurry through the streets, you attempt to bring up something you’ve had on your mind for some time.

“Uh, so…” Laura glances up at you, her eyes, as usual, betraying very little. “You think we could go for another workout tonight? I think I need to clean up my act a little if I’m gonna be…” You chuckle under your breath, the words sort of failing to convey how truly strange the circumstances orbiting you have become. “…helping you get your government friends shut down or whatever.”

Her eyes narrow slightly. “You don’t have to do that.”

“Well, okay…” You feel yourself frown a little. “Pays to be prepared, though. Right?”

“…Yes.” She concedes. “I would enjoy another session. Is there anything in particular you wish to learn?”

>[ ] General physical training.
>[ ] Combat training.
>[ ] Stealth training.
>[ ] Espionage training.
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>>28766166
>[ ] Combat training.

"Raw strength means nothing if you can't control it."
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>>28765886
Two bedrooms. The living room and dining room are the same space.
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>>28766166
All of it baby
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>>28766166
>[X] Combat
We want to avoid combat if possible, but we need to know how to fight with these newfangled claws and abilities.
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>>28766166
Combat
Stealth
Espionage
We really don't need physical except for stamina.
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>>28766166
>>[ ] Stealth training.
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>>28766166
>>[ ] Stealth training.
>>[ ] Espionage training.
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>>28766166
>[x] Combat training.

kung fu is practically a super power in comics.

all of it would come in handy eventually though.
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>>28766166
Stealth and espionage.
We have to work on our strengths.
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>>28766191
Holy shit. We really are living the highlife.

>And now I'm paranoid about when the next building leveling calamity is going to hit NYC.
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>>28766166

>[X] Combat
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>>28766166
>[X] Combat training.
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>>28766166
Stealth and Espionage.

We Lizard Spy now
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>>28766166
>Combat training
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>>28766021
We could try and use a gym for a shower.
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>>28766166
>[ ] Espionage training.
Somehow this seems like it would be useful for the next Creeper OP.
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>>28766166
>[x] Stealth training.
>[x] Espionage training.
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>>28766166
Stealth and espionage.
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>>28766166
>[ ] Stealth training.
>[ ] Espionage training.
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>>28766166
>Combat
>Espionage

These.
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>>28766273
Name's Green. (John) James Green.
>MOHTAHL COOOOMBAAAAT.
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>>28766166
>>[X] Stealth training.
>>[X] Espionage training.
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Uh, please pick just ONE for now.

You're not going to be training in two subjects this evening.
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>>28766166
Stealth,combat, and espionage.
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>>28766359
A strawpoll could help here. Heard they were unbanned.
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>>28766359
Stealth
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>>28766359
Combat

Like I said >>28766185
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>>28766359
>Combat training
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>>28766359
Combat
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>>28766359
Stealth
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>>28766359
Combat. We need to know more basics.
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>>28766359
Combat, fo sho
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>>28766359
Combat
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>>28766359
Stealth training
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>>28766359
Espionage
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>>28766359
Combat. It's better to avoid it but our Elf Lizard ears are gonna fail us eventually.
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>>28766377
Straw poll can easily proxy
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>>28766359
Combat. Can't keep running forever.
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>>28766377
Good idea. Hope you're right.

http://strawpoll.me/840271
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>>28766166
>[ ] Stealth training.
>>[ ] Espionage training.
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>>28766435
Can't click on it with my phone give me a moment
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>>28766465
Sure.

I'll give you guys roughly five minutes.
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Stealth is for pussies. I thinks you know it.
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>>28766435
Whats the difference between stealth and espionage?
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>>28766435
But we already buff
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>>28766506
Don't lie, Anon.
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Seems pretty clear to me.
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>>28766435
you should DQ the combo votes, they'd be divided and wouldn't match up to combat anyway.

also, maybe put down "pick only one" in the future

other than that, keep on keeping on
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>>28766495
Stealth is stuff like moving silently, being a ninja, etc. Using stealth to scare dudes. So on.

Espionage is basically social stealth. Lying on a dime, looking like you belong, that kind of thing. Plus stuff like pickpocketing and the like.
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>>28766481
we have a stealth focus character.
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>>28766495
Espionage is undercover
Stealth is literally just moving unseen
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>>28766495
stealth is just hiding and being quiet

epsionage is breaking and entering, tailing people etc spy stuff

I assume anyway.
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>>28766539
Exactly. We're pussies right now.
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>>28766506
Trust me, JJ looks like an undernourished hobo, not like he's in anything approaching decent shape.
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>>28766495
stealth is being a sneaky mother fucker

espionage is knowing when someone is lying, surveillance systems, tracking devices, general spy stuff.
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Stealth for the Stealth god
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>>28766530
well shit why did you say that my stealth vote would have been that .
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>>28766559
>doesn't look strong
He can bench press a car
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>>28766568
Espionage that motherfucker and we gon' get shot up wit more holes than a swiss cheese'd hooker done in by psychopaths who got it on in her stab wounds.
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Okay, looks like we're going with combat for now.

Don't worry, there'll be opportunities to learn more later.
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>>28766542
>Stealth = unseen
And unheard. And unsmelled. We could probably use some tips on how to avoid the notice of those with super senses.
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>>28766530
>looking like you belong
Holy crap I just realized that if we're going to be the piano player at a mob club espionage is going to be really fucking important.
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>>28766599
We can just take a shower to be less smelly. Lol winkie face. Less than three.
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>>28766584
picking get buff just means we'll swole on the outside as we are on the inside

we shouldn't though, deceive them into thinking we're an easypeasy beanpole and then...
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>>28766651
it should also improve our stamina
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>>28766621
>>28766599
I know I voted for combat only because we accidentally Chat's leg and Laura can help us not do something like that again. Those other choices are nice, but less immediate priority in my opinion.
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>>28766634
How about unheard. How many times have we stepped on something loud that screwed us over. Like with the birds.
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>>28766682
That was my logic as well. We need to not accidentally punch through things on critfails.
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>>28766716
Yep. Plus the RP factor of telling Laura that we don't want to hurt people when asking her to teach us combat skills.
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>>28766767
If we want her to actually teach us stuff we might want to modify that to "don't want to hurt people unintentionally" or something to that effect. Just a though
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>>28766713
>>28766716
>>28766767
Sorry to say knowing our own strength would have been
>[ ] General physical training.
combat training will probably be all proper stance and form. It's not like we are going to be actually hitting Laura
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>(1/2)
>[X] MORTAL COMBAT

“Well…” You begin, fighting to stave off a sudden flood of Karate Kid flashbacks. “I think I need to know how to fight. I mean, I don’t like fighting, but, you know, just in case.”

You feel the tiniest hint of a lie clinging to your breath there. It’s… small, barely even a real falsehood, but it’s something. Sure, you hate fighting. Sure, it’s barbaric and stupid and it’s viable to get you in more trouble than it’s worth. Sure, beating dudes up for money was wrong. But you can’t deny that part of you found it thrilling as fuck. A good scrap used to satisfy some inner yearning that had no outlet before you started working for Creeper. The rush of the blood, the sharpness of breath, the crack and the thud and in some cases the splat… there was some itch in there that got very much scratched. There was something very, disconcertingly, natural about it.

And now you have claws. And fangs.

Laura raises one eyebrow very slightly. “You faced some kind of opposition Sacred Tree.” Sacred Tree? The orphanage, right. “Do you not know any means of combat at all?”
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>(2/2)

You grin lopsidedly.

“I know how to scrap. I’m not really much of a real fighter.”

“I see.” She considers it in silence for a moment. You catch a small, hesitant something at the fringe of her brilliant greens. “I can teach you how to fight.”

It takes you a little under an hour to make your way back. By the time you reach the apartments the wind has kicked pack up again, howling angrily across the snowy desolation of the scar, as if recalling the fire that brought the place low. You head in hurry inside, eager to be out of the cold for a little while. As you ascend the stairs Laura comments that you should rest a little before the two of you begin.

You arrive in the apartment to mildly enthusiastic greetings. The air is streaked with tatters of warmth, Noriko trying her hand at cooking up something palatable. You hope she’s not worse than Kevin. Gaby and Kev are chatting about something or other beside the sofa, and Layla appears to be contributing to the team by snoozing quietly on the mattress.

>Current Time: 8:14 PM

>[ ] Chat to relax [insert subject].
>[ ] Doze to relax.
>[ ] Lend a hand with the cooking to relax.
>[ ] Write in.
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>>28766921
>[ ] Lend a hand with the cooking to relax.
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>>28766921
>>[ ] Doze to relax.
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>>28766921
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>>28766921
>[ ] Lend a hand with the cooking to relax.
Cooking! The delicious hobby!
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>>28766921
>>[ ] Lend a hand with the cooking to relax.
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>>28766651
Actually, your current level of super strength is somewhat curtailed by you being a malnourished skinny hobo. You'd be stronger if you were swole and properly fed.
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>mfw Crusty puts in my Mortal Combat ref.
>>28766921
I gotta go with chat to relax, talk about if there's word of any new muties out there.
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>>28766921
>[ ] Doze to relax
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>>28766921
>[ ] Chat to relax [insert subject].
"I apparently I can apparently bisect trees by punching them now."
"So, that's a thing."
>[ ] Lend a hand with the cooking to relax.
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>>28766921
>[x] Chat to relax [insert subject].

lets learn a bit about Gaby. how far can you teleport, any special talents
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>>28766925
>>28766944
We don't want Noriko to think we don't have faith in her cooking.

>[X] Chat to relax The day's events maybe.
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>>28766959
>>28766964
Yeah, we can chat while we help cook. Multitasking mutie powers go!
>>28766980
We could use it as bonding time, get a taste for her cooking style and give tips. Gotta make hobo clan cooking merit badges soon.
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>>28766921
>Lend a hand cooking/bestow the secret knowledge of the hobo culinary arts!
>Passively check to see if Nori has a charge built up (static crackling etc)
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>>28766948
Wait, doesn't our healing factor somewhat mitigate our atrocious/nonexistent diet?
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>>28766948
like 2-3 ton range you initially mentioned?
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>>28767026
Ooh, we can get a progress report on power training from the gain, make it seem less nagging by us mentioning we've got MORE mutations that we need to get a handle on.
Use that as a segue into >>28766975
Since she's got similar mutantness, ask if she's got more tricks than teleporting and otter features.
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>>28767034
I think it should actually worsen it, needing more biomass for repairing tissue and renovating cells.
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>>28767091
Gang, not gain.
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>>28767105
And muscle is the first thing the body starts cannibalizing in starvation conditions...point accepted.
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>[X] Chat.
>[X] Lend a hand.

“Man… you are not going to believe how weird today has been…”

You sit down to insert yourself into the chatter going back and forth between Kevin and Gabriella, occasionally leaning over to get a good idea of what suspiciously creative things Noriko intends on doing with her spices. You manage to laugh a little at yourself as you describe you re-enactment of The Birds, and you spend a little while nodding in somewhat baffled, half-participatory silence during the long detours into art history discussion between Gaby and Kev.

Gradually, you feel yourself centering, your senses stepping out of chaos as the cold recedes. The silly, meaningless involvement of the random conversation draws you in, and you begin to relax, tension slipping in long, hooked lines from your shoulders. You imagining it spooling around you like discarded string. You like this.

Eventually, Laura taps your shoulder, and you glance at your watch. Just over half an hour as passed.

Time to lean kung-fu, you guess.

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>THREAD 31: END

>Congratulations! You impressed some filthy students!
>Congratulations! You learned of a possible job!
>Congratulations! You are about to sweat some bricks boy!

HMQ is likely to return on Wednesday or Thursday. Stay updated via twitter: https://twitter.com/CrustyJay
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Awww yeah. We gonna beat some niggas now.
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Oh, yeah, as usual I'll be around a while to answer questions.
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>>28767310
How long has it been since the last Creeper job?
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>>28767310
Will Kung-fu bonding time help us not break legs when we don't want to?
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>>28767271
>Congratulations! You are about to sweat some bricks boy!
And that last 3 Xp purchase is going to be Healing Factor lv.3 instead of an Invisibility lv.4. Great...
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>>28767310
What should I put as the description for sup/tg/?
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>>28767331
IIRC, it's been three days. I'll have to check.

>>28767335
Eventually.
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>>28767364
>IIRC, it's been three days. I'll have to check.

After kung-fu lessons, we need to see him about the second job.
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>>28767357
The thread is already archived.
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>>28767357
We learn about potential employment as a pianoman and reminisce about rolling like the crack bitch the dice gods have decreed JJ to be.
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>>28767310
D-Does the Fastball special exist in universe? Wolvie ain't in the X-men....

>we got super strength
>Laura

c-can we invent it in this universe?
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>Playing at a mod club
I do not think I need to express how awful an idea this is. The hippocracy, the danger of hanging around rivals of the dude who used to employ you.

Seriously, "You used to work for one of kingpins smuggling crews? Guess I'm gonna have to toss you in the ocean."

Creeper- "I hear you're hanging around the mob these days, JJ. I'm pretty upset, but I'll let it go if you do some spying for me."
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>>28767391
...we have super-strength, claws, AND taser hands. We could throw or be thrown.
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>>28767343
Why?
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>>28767391
It has been done.

I suppose you're free to throw Laura at people though.
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>>28767421
True. But I think I'd rather us have another rank in healing before letting Colossus subject us to that much force. Laura and Logan can heal mid flight.
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>>28767453
We should probably ask first...
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>>28767416
1.We don't know who owns it.
2.We're not running drugs, stabbing muggas, or robbing people.Just playing piano, I think we can sleep at night knowing this.
3.We got 6 mouths to feed.

If its 2shady4me we can always bail
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>>28767474
>If its 2shady4me we can always bail

Yeah. If someone yells out "OH FUCK THE PUNISHER!" we can just go invisible and leave.
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>>28767416
It's risky as all hell but if we stay strong about being musician only, it gives an air of legitimacy. Enough for some breathing room, at least. Plus we probably aren't aiming for permanent employment, just enough until we can go elsewhere.
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>>28767416
Can't overstate how much you're overreacting.
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>>28767421
who would throw us?
Pete?

>>28767453
by wolvie and Joyce wasn't it?

not that you'll ever tell....
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>>28767416
>Playing at a mod club

I don't think British hipsters from the 1960s will care.
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>>28767508
Batman, Joyce, whoever could throw us. My point was mostly STRONK + claws + zap = better than just claws and pretty strong.
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>>28767539
Laura heals better then we ever will
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>>28767484
By the time someone yells out "OH FUCK THE PUNISHER!" The room will already be filled with tear gas.
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>>28767416
Riight, because we'll just tell people.
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>>28767511
Toad as a mod.
Why do I like this idea so much?
Almost as much as chav Toad
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>>28767560
Why would you assume that Frank would start with nonlethal force?
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>>28767567
Because the Creeper and those in his employ probably attend social functions there.
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>>28767560
>tear gas

That's a funny way of spelling mustard gas.
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>>28767602
It's already been stated Creeper doesn't hang around there.
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>>28767560
>>28767588

I'd think he'd be putting bullets and throwing grenades, not nonlethal.

>>28767613
>That's a funny way of spelling mustard gas.

See?
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>>28767613
an event only a Frank could relish
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>>28767588
Because it's debilitating and provides a tactical advantage? And all the exits have been wired to explode when opened.
>>28767555
And? She can't zap with her hands. She's just got fancy-schmancy "combat training" and such. And better claws.
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Will Crusty ever do a paragraph for the alternate universe JJ's?

>>28767636
>an event only a Frank could relish

Quit hotdogging all the good jokes.
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>>28767617
I guess it's only fair to remind everyone that Creeper's power is literally that nobody knows where exactly he is.

But yeah, when you were in his employ, it really wasn't his kind of scene.
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>>28767680
That is something that could happen at some point in the future.

Maybe. It just needs to occur to me at some point when I'm relatively free.
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>>28767636
Dammit, Carlos.
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I would like to point out we still have two x points
We could buy:
>Enhanced Agility Lvl2
>Claws & Fangs Lvl2
>Adhesive Touch Lvl2
>Electrostatic Touch Lvl2

or save for:
>Invisibility Lvl4
>Enhanced Senses Lvl4
>Enhanced Strength Lvl3
>Healing Factor Lvl3
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>>28767726
you think maybe we could get thread where we play as Laura somewhere down the road?
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>>28767772
Save for enhanced strength.
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>>28767772
>I would like to point out we still have two x points

No one cares.
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>>28767790
I've considered doing this during a sequence or two. Depending on how the quest progresses, it could happen.
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>>28767772
I know we banked last time but if we're going to be combat training.
>Enhanced Agility Lvl2
>Electrostatic Touch Lvl2
Tempting...
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>>28767726
Or the little bits with stuff that has happened but from Peter's point of view.

Like meeting us after stealing from Mr. Negative, or at the Bugle or during hte park meeting.
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>>28767772
Invis.4 let's us take Laura with us pasted cameras and the rest of it.
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>>28767772
>Enhanced Agility Lvl2
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>>28767772
Seeing as how we're training our combat ability, enhanced strength makes the most sense.
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>>28767772
me want invis 4

we can make a friend invisible.

sneak Layla into that Thor movie she wants to see as christmas present to cushion the blow of first Christmas without her parents.
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>>28767772
I feel bad for everyone who wanted Phasing. They got fucked so hard.
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>>28767772
>Invisibility Lvl4
we can make one regular sized person invisible with us.
Does this mean we could take any two of the girls
>Gaby
>Layla
>Laura
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>>28767875
>I feel bad for everyone who wanted Phasing. They got fucked so hard.

Good.
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>>28767875
Eh, fuck those guys.
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>>28767772
We're saving it as of last thread.

Invis 4 will be what I vote for when we get another point.
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>>28767875
Ph-phasing will become a chance again when we enter Homeowner Mutant Quest 2 : Electric Acoustic r-right phasing bros?
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>>28767888
They're small, but none of them are less than half of a normal person.
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There is a vicious rummer going around that we could make ourselves normal looking with Invisibility Lvl4
>I personally don't believe it but maybe Crusty can shed some light here.

>>28767875
They liked it

>>28767793
We're strong enough. Don't forget we're stealth build.
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>>28767912
Yeah, as much as I want senses 5, it's not happening anytime soon, so might as well let others be invisible with us.
Since we're going Mortal Combat training, are we Reptile?
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>>28767965
Pretty much, except we don't spit acid Yet
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>>28767888
>Gaby
How the fuck did I not think of taking the goddamn teleporter with us? I mean yeah, she won't be cool with participating in a crime, but instant escape route (maybe)!
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>>28767953
Could we take 1.4 black people with us?
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>>28767982
>How the fuck did I not think of taking the goddamn teleporter with us?

Because we don't really know her yet and asking her to help a stranger commit a crime is a shitty idea.

Where is the powers pastebin? With a list of all the powers and levels.
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>>28767984
If you're making a 3/5ths compromise joke, get it right. It'd be 1.66 repeating black people.
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>>28767875
As a latecomer, I just can't believe no one doggedly pursued pheromone manipulation. It's just a step away from light mind control! I know our man JJ isn't that kind of guy, but that would have been near the top of the list of useful abilities for a hobo.
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>>28768019
How many Mexicans can we squeeze into that space?
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>>28767982
Gaby spazzed out over "We're not gambling!" when saw them playing cards.

we gotta God Squad member here. Probably feels like shit she had to to steal our food.
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>>28768024
We wanted to, but once we could buy level 2 in one go. Level 1 had strong drawbacks.
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>>28768039
Well, considering twenty of them fit into a four door sedan? We'd be able to take 4 whole mexicans.
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>>28768039
1 metric Gaby
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>>28767965
Correct me if I'm wrong but Enhanced Senses Level 4 gives us daredevil's echolocation power.
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>>28768084
I just know 5 is JJ Sense (Spider Sense for non-Lizard Elves). I want it bad.
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>>28768084
If I recall correctly, its just a step up
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>>28767997
>Where is the powers pastebin? With a list of all the powers and levels.

O-oh yeah... That thing...

Seriously though, I'm just giving you it when your powers unlock.
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To be fair, we can easily afford the cinema's rates if we don't buy their overpriced crap. Only issue would maybe be Gaby, and she can sneak in easily with her teleporter set.
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>>28768176
I found it: http://pastebin.com/zFvxDsKi
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That anon stopped posting this >>28768255 the last couple of threads

>>28768176
you should just roll up your sleeves and make one Crusty. save you a lot of trouble in the long run.


I'll give you something if you do....

http://www.mediafire.com/download/5k4o51409oeznpa/X-23+-+Innocence+Lost.zip
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>Be me, second-rate cop
>See some lizard-looking mutie punk trying to cause a ruckus.
>ain'tnorustlinnojimmiesroundtheseparts.jpg
>go over to him, he tries fighting me
>hit him with baton, all of a sudden he stops and goes wide-eyed.
>large menu full of text comes up
>unable to move
>this lizard punk is messing around with the menu! making it go up, down, left, right, all by turning his head.
>uses menu to smack me into the air
>owmyfuck.jpg
>selects ytilibisivnI
>fuck this. I slowly, slowly pull put my gun, my arm resisting my control over it
>grasp the grip
>start pulling it out
>look up
>motherfucking menu is swinging around an invisible point that's quickly moving away from me, moving erratically and spastically.
>fuck I'm so going to get the shit beaten out of me back at HQ.
>...back at HQ, everyone's all staring at me expectedly, as I am cut and bruised heavily.
>Manage to get out a single sentence before blacking out.
>"I've seen some shit."
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>>28768084
So far Crusty hasn't confirmed anything new for Lv.4. I'm still holding out for an electromagnetic sense given we have two related powers.
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who do you hope we bump into down the road fellow questers?
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>>28768279
Eh, I dled that two threads after you rolled Laura.

I'll get it done, though.
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>>28768382
I'm hoping Magneto, get on his good side for once.
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>>28768382
Squirrel Girl, Doctor DOOM!, Stephen Strange.
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>>28768382
>>28768421

It'd be funny if we meet all these horrid villains, and somehow end up being on their really good side despite us wanting to be a good person.
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>>28768440

>>28768437
>implying Magneto is a villain
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>>28768437
We don't really have a reason to be on magnetos bad side to be honest.
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>>28768024
Because everyone wants the guy we play as to be a goody two shoes never does anything wrong is a complete and total saint.

Not that that's inherently bad or anything, but almost every single quest the MC is that kind of person. It's boring.

It's why I'm glad that we're probably going to pursue the mob entertainer.
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>>28768382
I'm not that into major player cameos, to be honest. D-List muties are more fun to me.
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>>28768483
It's kind of funny that our guy is a hobo and is this pretty smart and good-natured despite that. Because if you've ever met or dealt with the homeless on a daily basis, you'd know that almost none of them are like that.
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>>28768504

I would like a good mix of both, with maybe some non-mutie characters showing up.
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>>28768440
>>28768465
>>28768476
Does everyone have this sequence saved somewhere? It's almost the iconic Mags Moment by now.
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>>28768504
From Cap to Batroc I don't care the status, i just want to hear whom you would like to see

Batroc might be cool though..
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>>28768518
I think JJ comes from a rather well off household. He wasn't always a hobo.
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>>28768518
>Because if you've ever met or dealt with the homeless on a daily basis, you'd know that almost none of them are like that.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yreZUmtTR0s
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>>28768537
I had to hunt those down off of google when I got the new laptop (that's why one pic is bigger than the others.)

It sums up who he is and what's he's about succinctly.

also cool as fuck.

From X-men Mythos if anyone is curious
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>>28768555
He's been a hobo for what? 3 or 4 years? Trust me, that's long enough for a straight A student to turn into a guy who would steal and hurt others to get food or even something as little as a scarf.
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>>28768602
Four years is correct.

>>28768555
Also correct. Your dad was thrown out by his parents with basically whatever he brought to college with him, but your mother was moderately wealthy. You guys owned that stretch of land near the lakeside.
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>>28768685
>You guys owned that stretch of land near the lakeside.

Damn. That's pretty cool.
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Mmm... Yeah, I'd still want to have a positive interaction with Magneto, he always seemed like the distant-father type to me.
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>>28768685
>>28768741
Land is still probably owned by the "Greens," even if the house got torched.

Maybe we'll find a way to slip the cordon and make it back to Michigan.
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>>28768822
The Green family has most likely been declared dead and the house and property has been foreclosed/claimed.

only through litigation could we dream of reclaiming the material scraps of our past

soo...She Hulk or Daredevil? hope for pro bono?
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>>28768822
>Maybe we'll find a way to slip the cordon and make it back to Michigan.

Fuck, new home to the X-Men.

Or Midwest X-Men.
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>>28768822
Well, if we get 5th lvl of invisibility, we can just grab a car and drive there invisible.
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>>28768873
I think we'd be better off with She-Hulk, but I don't imagine either of them are licensed to practice in Michigan.

We'd need to find a local (pro-)mutie lawyer who's willing to do pro bono or whatever weird services JJ & Friends can provide.
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>>28768873
I don't think Daredevil will handle cases like this if he did might have to face a lot of opposition.

Also with She hulk
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>>28768873
She Hulk. If pro bono doesn't work she could take it out in "trade"
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>>28768890
JJ can't drive.
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>>28768895
Pro-mutie? He's pro-whatever you want him to be
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Do we know who attacked us and burnt our house?
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>>28768954
Laura can, we just need to deliver the sweet JJ invisibility juice.
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>>28768971
People, probably.
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>>28768971
It was obviously Cave Johnson.
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>>28769002
Us gamers, huh? Us gamers.
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>>28769035
Shush, Lemonlord. We know your secrets and we shall use them to have potato.
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Ok, so are we really going to try that tabbycat? I don't think that's such a good idea anymore.
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>>28769100
we need more money and there aren't any better options on the table
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>>28769120
We should really think about a stakeout of the place, see who frequents the place first before moving in.
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>>28769100
Yeah...I don't think a mob club is the best spot.

I'm not even sure if any sort of public performance is a good idea. We only did so well because we got really, really lucky.
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>>28769201
>>28769120
Don't pussy out you faggots. This is our big chance to get some cash money millionaires. We're not selling drugs, we're not hurting anyone, the mob isn't going to give a fuck that we're a mutant, they probably love mutants for helping them in their dirty work.

Grow a pair.
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>>28769235
>*Grows second pair of balls*
>Is now a mutie
>shit.jpg
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>>28769235
mugga I'm >>28769120 for working the Tabby cat
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>>28769120
You know, we COULD try to ask for a job as a pianist in a couple of legit places first.
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>>28769265
Sorry. Was meant for
>>28769100
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>>28769283
our eyes and ears limit our options
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>>28769303
True, but that just means we have to find a hipster cafe or something and ask from there.
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>>28769351
So
>>28764907
is it worth it?
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>>28769376
and earn the wrath of Dark Wizard Alan Moore?

I say thee neigh!
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>>28769415
but think of the hipster dollars!
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>>28769376
We can do it without the mask.


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