>>28806013
You hear him chuckle and your legs got caught on something. There also seem to be footsteps coming from behind, like someone's running towards you two.

Energy: 75%

[]Kick again
[]Try to free yourself
[]focus shockwaves on one hand. YOu need at least one hand free.

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>>28806037
>[x]focus shockwaves on one hand. YOu need at least one hand free.
We've extracted our tribute. Time to get serious.

>>28806037
>[]focus shockwaves on one hand. YOu need at least one hand free.
we free our hands and we can stab the bastard

By the way, sorry about the delay. I had to do some errands and had some browser trouble that fixed itself after a while.

>>28806013
[x]Kick shockwaves through his eyes and to his brain

>>28806037
[x]focus shockwaves on one hand. YOu need at least one hand free.
One hand will be enough.

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>>28806131
PANTSU-FLAMBERGE TIME
>[x]focus shockwaves on one hand. YOu need at least one hand free.

>>28806192
This is either best night or the worst night for quests.

Thank god there's no MGNQ tonight, one more would finish me.

Slow start, counting and writing.

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>>28806192
Delay? What delay?

I haven't kept up with this quest in ages. I should binge the archive one of these days.

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>>28806037

>[x]Kick again

This vote solely because this was the best image I found in 2 minutes of searching. I seriously gotta sleep now (darn timezones).

>>28806417
Best Kick, though.

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>tfw you miss the vote
>tfw you're okay with the decision

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[x]focus shockwaves on one hand. YOu need at least one hand free.

You focus another charge of shockwaves, this one on your right hand, your sword hand. You make your intentions incredibly clear by looking at the hand you're going to release. The shark is now focusing his eyes on you and tightens his grip to the point where he might actually be able to crush your hands if you don't do something.

Perfect, just how you want it. You fire the shockwaves onto your right hand and causing a very bright pink explosion of which both you and the shark are unaffected.

He bites down as hard as he can and you feel countless tiny pinpricks against your legs, not strong enough to hurt you though. He grew his teeth back that fast?

As you're struggling his hand shoots up towards not your arm, but your head, with his palm spread open. If you don't do anything soon he's going to squeeze your brains out of your ears. You struggle as hard as you can and miss the sound of Momoko landing on his arm and stabbing it with a bright silver straight sword with pink highlights.

"Masako! Are you alright?" She yells out and you nod, ready to continue this fight.

Energy:50%

[]Take your sword out and slice the target at your feet.
[]Get out of his mouth before its too late.
[]Its time to retreat, you can't fight this thing.

>>28806733
[x]Take your sword out and slice the target at your feet.
Let's do some swording for once.

>>28806733
>[x]Get out of his mouth before its too late.

this should be axiomatic really

[]Take your sword out and slice the target at your feet

Quickly, go for the eyes, GO FOR THE YES.

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>>28806733
>[]Its time to retreat, you can't fight this thing.
There is NOTHING we cannot fight. NOTHING!

>[x]Get out of his mouth before its too late.
That said, we really should get out of his mouth before we start swording. Unless there's space to dive down his throat and ream him out from the stomach. I don't think he's quite that big.

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>>28806733
>[x]Get out of his mouth before its too late.
Precures aren't food. He can taste our sword if he is so hungry.

>>28806733
>[X]Take your sword out and slice the target at your feet.
No retreat, no surrender.

Not from this asshole.

>>28806733
[x]Get out of his mouth before its too late.
Get out of his mouth and then use sweep on his feet.

>>28806875
If you sever the shark's head, he cannot swallow you.

Counting and writing then.

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>>28806996
Without his head he's powerless!

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>>28807204
Without his head, he's dinner!

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>>28807254
Villains, the other white meat

[x]Get out of his mouth before its too late.

Your left arm is still trapped in its hand and your legs are still in its mouth. You really don't want to be bitten in half any more than you want to help your dad again. The gray giant is paying more attention to Momoko right now as she seems to actually be able to hurt it. His jaw is relaxed and you take this chance to kick of the the back of his throat and away from him.

Your legs leave its mouth without much problem bu now you're left dangling on one arm. This isn't a good spot, you're very vulnerable and the shark can use you as a flail if he feels like. Momoko comes charging at him from the side and after a blur of motion you're staring at the point of Momoko's blade mere centimeters from your chest.

"Coward! Let Masako go we'll see how you fight!" Well, she certainly sounds different, much more confident. You wonder where its coming from. In either case you need to get out fo here before he starts swinging you like a flail.

[]Slice his arm off.
[]Free your arm like last time.
[]Other

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>>28807606
>[x]Slice his arm off.
"SUSHI! TONIGHT WE FEED!"

>>28807606
[x]Slice his arm off.
One day we will sword.

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>>28807606
>[x]Slice his arm off.
Proceed to beat him with it as well

>>28807606
>[X]Slice his arm off.
Shockwaves don't grow on trees, and it's well past time we used our sword.

>>28807606
>[x]Slice his arm off.

now all we need is some California rolls...

>>28807606
>[X]Other
"Careful, you're about 3cm away from skewering me through the chest! I just got this thing back!

Get his arm!"

[X] The second she makes him release his grip, we go Pantu-Flamberge on his ass.

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I propose that this be our victory dance with Momo after we vanquish the street shark.

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>>28807711
>you're about 3cm away from skewering me through the chest!
The first time in our life we are glad to have Evil Girl Flat Chest Syndrome

>>28807606
[x] Sweep his feet

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>>28807773
That's one of the few things that can't be attributed to evil. Momoko is less evil and Red is more evil, and they both have the exact same flat we do.

counting and writing then

>>28807844
Red has exactly the same because her body is literally another copy of us.

Momoko is just slightly bigger. This is a thing that we will never admit.

I think they make all the evil clones smaller on purpose to increase the desire to kill.

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>>28807965
Momoko is bigger? Did she have a growth spurt after we split off or something? We might have to secretly look into getting a hormone boost or something.

>>28808079
>or something
Either Dr Blue is a perv with love for the DFC (additional evidence: Pantu-flamberge) or boob-envy is just a really great way of making your clones naturally hate the original.

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>>28808202
If he's been doing strange things to his projects just to satisfy some bizarre cravings... that would explain a lot, really. About both of us.

[x]Slice his arm off.

You can't really be dallying around any more, you're pissed off enough that he's using you as a hostage but now he's waving you around like a rag doll and using you as a shield? That shit won't stand. You're angry, outright pissed off, you couldn't be more angry right now. "Screw this shark" You mutter under your breath as you open your palm and in a flash of blinding bright pink light(accompanied with the feeling of something missing) the oversized 2-handed flamberge appears in your hands. It looks the same as last time, black and pink colors and exactly the same shape but feels completely different than before. The blade practically sings as you hold it in your hand and when you hold it you feel your body grow stronger and tougher than before, likely to better suite the style this sword needs.

You look upwards and swing your sword in a wide arc. The blade strikes true and slices a wide gash on the shark's arm, similar to Momoko's attacks in depth but you're sure you did some more. The shark lets you go and jumps back several feet, looking at you cautiously. He slowly circles around you and Momoko and promptly slams into the building behind him and uses the dust cloud to disappear. You won't fall for this again.

[]Stay where you are, get ready to Sweep him with your sword.
[]Jump on top of a building, make him work for his meal.
[]Take this chance to run, theres no way he's faster underground than an of you above ground.

>>28808322
I dunno. Aomi seems pretty normal.

We're a complete fuckup, though. Totally obstinate beyond all sane measure, contempuous to all authority, paranoid beyond all reason and the only thing we do well is fight... probably at least partially because, for a little we can forget just how badly we suck at being a normal person.

Not that we especially want to be normal, but it sticks in our craw when there is something we're not amazing at

>>28808648
>[X] Other, Charge recklessly and take revenge

>>28808648
[x]Stay where you are, get ready to Sweep him with your sword.

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>>28808648
I don't like these options. Assuming that he'll attack us, or getting up high so that he'll take one of our friends to use as a shield instead don't feel like winning propositions, and running away would be running away.

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>>28808648
>[x]Jump on top of a building, make him work for his meal.
Remind others to do the same

>>28808703
>[X] Other, Charge recklessly and take revenge
Almost this, except less of the reckless.

Can we use a modification of Aomi's magical echolocation trick we used on what's her face?

Magic bounces off him, right? It seems like we should be able to track that.

>>28808648
> [x]Jump on top of a building, make him work for his meal.
M-Muh cinematic experience!

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>>28808648
>[x] Other
Sushi's a loud one, ain't he? Can't we listen for where he might be coming from and stab him before he comes up? Give him a crash course in sword swallowing?

>>28808807
Well, its more similar how a shark's rough skin helps reduce drag. Magic flows VERY well along his skin

>>28808898
so, if we sent out a magical pulse and he was moving, we should be able to see his wake?

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>>28808931
Can we do that? It sounds kind of fishy to me, but I guess if we can come up with some magical sonar I'd be down with that. So long as it leads us back to stabbing him in the face.

>>28808931
You would have to train further into magical perception for that. besides magic diffuses differently through ground than by air.

Oh and writing, I think this is going to be my last post for the night, I want to get a bit more sleep in today.

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>>28808648
>[x]Jump on top of a building, make him work for his meal.

>>28808964
>It sounds kind of fishy to me,
That's pretty much what made me think of it. Track the fish by his ripples.

It's a shame we're not a team player or we might think to have the other guys do it.

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>>28808898
I am thinking we may need to skin this shark thingy.

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>>28809050
And then get some enchant armor scrolls to turn it into awesome armor?

>>28808981
>>[x]Jump on top of a building, make him work for his meal.
Watch as he erupts from the side of a building.

He's not in the ground, per se. He's "swimming" in magic.

>>28809050
Fucker is good, no doubt.

>>28809080
No scrolls, paper is evil

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>>28809104
Shit, that's right. Maybe we should be looking for clay tablets or something...

>>28808648
[X] I ROLL TO PIN

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[x]Get on top of a building.

You take Momoko's hand and drag away from where the shark went underground and jump up to the top of a particularly damaged building, like all of them in the area. You spot both orange and green further down the block, limping away the best way they can from an enemy they can't really damage. "HEY YOU IDIOTS, GET OFF THE GROUND!" You yell at them and they both immediately look down and back at you before jumping to the top of a convenience store. Both of their knees buckle and the girls collapse on the ceiling, a surprising feat considering that the tremors are still going on though they seem to have tapered off. Even a little rest made them completely lose is, hopefully they're still awake, it'd be a pain to carry them all the way back to school.

Momoko looks like she's about to say something but you put your hand over her mouth and you put your finger over your lips, then point to your ears and then to the ground below. She tilts her head in confusion and you squeeze the bridge of your nose then do the same signs again, at least she seems to understand. Just when you thought that it had run away you spot a fin sticking out above the ground, it is slowly wandering around the area...most notably it is moving around the building you and Momoko are....well shit.

[]Wait it out, he's eventually going to have to above ground to take a look, or breathe...maybe.
[]Jump to another building.
[]How is he spotting you? Try to find out.

And this is where I say good night, I can't think of anything clever to put in the archive right now so could someone else archive it?. Don't miss the exciting conclusion next week or I'll show you the way of the fist!

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>>28809465
>[x] How is he spotting you? Try to find out.
We're smarter than Momoko! We're smarter than Shorty! We're probably smarter than Green, and that musclebound coward can't be smarter than us! Let's use our natural advantage over everyone here and crack this!

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>>28809496
I'll leave that to someone else as well. Mainly because I'd probably end up saying something sharky. Seeya next time.

>>28809465
probably magic instead of sound

>>28809496
on it

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>>28809465
>[x]How is he spotting you? Try to find out.
Thanks for the thread

>>28809551

and done

>>28809465
[x]How is he spotting you? Try to find out.

>>28809596
you guys would probably like a link ...

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=evil+precure

>>28809517
We're the combat bunny.

For all the trouble we cause, they keep us around because when push comes to shove, it's because we're worth it when it comes down to battle.

Sometimes very narrowly worth it, admittedly, but usually they just about break even.

Whatever we do, we make a necklace out of the teeth we knocked loose when this is over. If the shark survives, let him know we'll be coming for the rest of them.

Alternatively, make a sharktooth club and beat him to death with it the next time we meet.

>>28809551
>probably magic instead of sound
If that's the case, it gives us two main options.

Silent running or turn up the juice.

[X]How is he spotting you? Try to find out.
[X]Jump to another building. Do it with as much magical "noise" as we can muster - I want to know if he can follow us

I'm tempted to make Momoko the bait but we still don't really know if we can actually end these guys.

Gratz, Kintolesky. Your writing was noticably improved this session.

>>28809536
>something sharky
I'm disapointed that the description isn't "we're gonna need a bigger boat".

>>28809992
a nail board but with shark teeth... I don't like


I LOVE IT

>>28809992
>make a sharktooth club and beat him to death with it the next time we meet

STOP BITING YOURSELF

STOP BITING YOURSELF

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>>28810080
This has a certain wicked appeal, yes.

>>28810080
>the next time we meet
That is not a likely outcome of this fight

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>>28810080
i love it

Wait, if our underwear turns into a sword, can we tell our enemies to choke on our panties?

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>>28810218

>>28809465
>[x]How is he spotting you? Try to find out.

Time to use our most deadly weapon...OUR MIND! Damn shame we can't actually shoot mind bullets...yet. Whoops, just gave myself a City of Heroes flashback.

I missed this thread.

But thanks for it anyway, Kinto!