>>28808653
>Have a seat.
Text the fuckers to get over here, they've got phones.

>>28808653
> Other
Remain standing and tell her she's not your mom and can't tell you what to do

>>28808705
This

>>28808705
This sounds good.

>>28808653
>>Have a seat.

Rose needs to calm down and her brother is probably enjoying time with his girl-friend. The Irishman is enjoying time with his 2d-waifu. Let them be.

>>28808653
this
!>>28808705

>>28808653
>Now eventually you do plan to have tanking on your Tanking Quest, right?
can we go tanking next thread, BJ?
Please?

>CAKETIME
I'm expecting loli fragging now

>>28808866
There will be tanks either in this thread or next one.

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>>28808653
>Have a seat.
Let's eat.

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>Serving Staff Approaches

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>>28809387

>>28809454
>>28809387
I'd my Bratwürst in their Sauerkraut.

>>28809387
>>28809454
i would weiner in their schnitzel

>>28809506
Oh please, you couldn't get laid in Germany.

>>28809611
Not unless I do it quick.

You smile and take a seat next to Miho, who Kay still has a friendly arm around. "I saw that footage from last year's match against Pravda." She says, looking a bit more serious- she rubs Miho's shoulders reassuringly. "What you did was pure bravery."

Miho look down, evidently the memory isn't the fondest. "T-thank you." She says quietly. "But it cost us the match and the tournement..."

Kay holds the Panzer IV's commander with her hands on her shoulders. "No." She says sternly. "Listen- I showed what you did to every tanker on my team and made it clear- absolutely clear- that I would expect no less from any of them." Kay nods, making eye contact with Miho to make sure she understands. "Got it?" Miho nods. "Good." Kay says with a wink.

Miho sits down and looks over at you, you smile reassuringly. "She's right." You say, simply, as you pick up the menu, though feel a desperate need to change the subject for her.

>"So Anzu, what's good here?"
>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"
>Other.

>>28809669
>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"

>>28809669
>>"So Anzu, what's good here?"

Subject cheingo

>>28809669
>"So Anzu, what's good here?"
in b4 sweet potato something or other

>>28809669
>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"

Need moar Kay.

>>28809652
She has a Pussy, I have a Dick. So what's the Problem?

>>28809669
>>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"

>>28809705
Russ seems to like the sweet potato things too

>>28809669
>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"

'Murica.

>>28809669
>>"So Anzu, what's good here?"

And if you say sweet potato anything I swear to god I will wring your Presidential neck.

>>28809669
>>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay? Or am I going to have to guard my girlfriend from your advances?"

>>28809764
>Or am I going to have to guard my girlfriend from your advances?"

Miho hasn't broken the news yet, remember? Even if we are bad at hiding it, she wanted to do it herself.

>>28808866
Tanks? What are tanks?

>>28809789
This is true, >>28809764
That said
>>28809669
>"So Anzu, what's good here?"
>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"

>>28808866
No tanks, only drama.

>>28809669
>>"So Anzu, what's good here?"

>>28809669
>"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"

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>>28809669
"It's kinda hot. How about you take that jacket off?"

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>>28809506
>>28809611
>>28809652
>>28809715
This is why I love you, /tg/.

>>28809669
>>"So Anzu, what's good here?"

>>28809669
>"So Anzu, what's good here?"

So I went and climbed a mountain yesterday and I'm dog tired.

Don't expect any SaS tonight, but be pleasently surprised if/when it appears

>>28809669
>>"So Anzu, what's good here?"

Was hier ist Gut ?

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>>28810158
What mountain?
pic related, I took it

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>>28809669
Told my friend (yes his name is actually Ivan) this while he was driving me back to my dorm. He nearly cold-cocked me upside the head.
Oh, and >"Do you do this for all your opponents, Kay?"

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>>28809669
>"So Anzu, what's good here?"

>>28810158
Did living in NYC steal your manhood?

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>>28810257
It's a mountain by Australian standards
so not actually a mountain

Australia's tallest mainland mountain is barely over 2,000 metres

The one I climbed has a peak of 1,156m, but you start around halfway up so I climbed about 570m yesterday. It was a ten kilometre hike over four hours. It's not the most strenous of mountain climbs, but I'm just an amateur bushwalker. Still though it was decent.

The last 40 or so metres to the peak involves a rock climb with a chain, and that was fun as hell.

>mfw both the IS-3 and IS-6 are senshado-legal

>>28810380
I'm Australian you dumb cunt

>>28810408
Now all we need is Obj. 704 and T92 battery and we can KILL EVERYONE!

>>28810415
Did you know Australians don't know how to spell "beer"?
They spell it with four Xs

>>28809669


>"So Anzu, what's good here?"

>>28810390

Mountain-hiking is pretty tiring, but the view at the end is amazing.

Ask my father, over 50 and he still climbs whenever he gets the chance.

>>28810446
what?
you americans spell xxxx as 'beer'?

>>28810446
Only if you're a QLD bogan.

And happen to like drinking literal piss.

>>28810466
just ignore the troll and lets get back to little girls driving tanks.

>>28810468
oi
I take offence to being called a bogan

>>28810523
and here we go...

>>28810468
>>28810523
God bless you crazy people on the bottom of the world

>>28810415
http://www.newrepublic.com/article/115781/adventure-men-my-trip-wilderness-collective-mt-baker

>>28810466
I'm from New Zealand

>>28810885
you got any space left down there in New Zealand? it's getting kinda nuts up here in the states.

>>28810885
aw shit a kiwibro

You were already pretty cool

>>28810951
Heck, I went to NZ for a extended family wedding a few years ago, I never wanted to leave. IOW, got room for 2?

You pick up a menu and start reading off it. "So, Anzu." You say, looking over at the class President. "What's good here?" You say, glancing down the colorful pictures of tank-themed deserts.

"I've never been here, actually." Anzu says, flanked by Momo. "Too expensive for my tastes."

"You wanted your tank gold." You say flatly. "An entire tank. Then you painted over it again."

"That was school money." Momo says sternly. "Used for a school activity."

You roll your eyes. "Well, there's nothing with sweet potatoes in it, so I guess you'll have to improvise." You say, sighing as you look down the menu.

"Actually, the Sherman Apple Cake is quite good..." Miho says suddenly. "So is the Bavarian Chocolate Maus- but that needs to be split with at least four people." She realises that several people are looking at her with amazement and immediately blushes. "S-sorry- I was here a few years ago with... I was here a few years ago." She hadn't mentioned that earlier.


>Maus- it's what's for desert.
>Sherman sounds like a slice of home.
>"What are you going to have, Miho?"
>Other.

>>28811027
>What do you WANT to have, Miho?
if not that, then
>MURRIKA Sherman cake

>>28811027
>Chocolate Maus for EVERYONE

>>28811027
>Sherman sounds like a slice of home.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jrYlR6RwRCw

>>28811027
>>Maus- it's what's for desert.

Split a Maus with Miho.

One Yank equals 3 Nips for eating capacity anyway.

>>28811022
As a New Zealander, I really want to visit America. Maybe it's a case of "The grass is greener"

>>28811027
>Maus- it's what's for desert.
followed by >"What are you going to have, Miho?"
possibly do cutsie couples-sharing food if Miho wants the Maus as well... >>28811056
what he said basically.

>>28811027
>Sherman sounds like a slice of home.

>>28811075

Trust me, you don't want to, medical insurance is basically extortion there.

I'd recommend Australia instead.

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>>28811027
>Maus- it's what's for desert.
4 people, or 1 American.

>>28811027
>>"What are you going to have, Miho?"
Failing that
>Maus- it's what's for desert.
Why the fuck not.

>>28811075
depends on where you visit. plus, there is a difference between "visit" and "living"
Capcha: itsAda his
Guys, I think umbrella's trying to hijack the thread

>>28811027
>Pershing cake

>>28811103
>medical insurance is basically extortion there.
It's not extortion if the government mandates it. That's called a tax.

What you call a tax that can't legally be enforced by the law that put it into place, however, I do not know.

>>28811075
Depending on where and when you visit, it's a nice place

>>28811027

>Maus- it's what's for desert.

>>28811056
This.

Let's reassure our girlfriend with a rich chocolatey treat.

>>28811075
come for a visit get in and see the sights while you can. before it all falls apart up here. I'm not joking, things are going from bad to worse for those who live up here. i don't expect the civil war 2.0 just yet, but it still come up and see what we got before it's gone.

>>28811155
Basically this. The thing about the States that I feel a lot of foreigners don't get is that it's enormous. Only Canadians seem to really grasp it and that's because Canada is even bigger.

>>28811239
Let's make some new, happier memories for Miho.
>>28811271
Not to mention each State has its own mini culture and cultures within those cultures.

>>28811271
>that it's enormous
Pretty much. I feel almost as much of an outsider in California as I do in England. ~300 million people on a landmass from a bunch of different places makes for a fun and quite varied visiting experience. Road tripping across the states is really...eye opening

>>28811027

We're having Maus for pre-dessert.

We're having Miho for dessert.

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>>28811425

>>28811425
And closed by enjoying Maho together

>>28811425
not what I meant by making new memories...
>>28811469
(Headdesk) REALLY not what I meant.

>>28811425
Delicious.

>>28811425
what are these confused feelings

>>28811565
whether or not to let BlackJack write the lewd or see if Anchovy writer is around. because people want the sex now apparently... right before our first match and not as a celebration of our victory.

>>28811469

That's not how you say Kay.

>>28811626
no love for Nonoha?

>>28811620
But we've only kissed her once like an hour ago
Have we even held hands at this point?

>>28811653
think so.

>>28811653
Why would we want to impregnate Miho? We're just high-schoolers.

>>28811698
Highschoolers want to hump everything that moves.

>>28811626
having Kay after Miho is not advised; you can't handle it. Better to have Kay on one, long session alone.

>>28811653
Well, we slept together in couch.

>>28811716
hump != impregnate

>>28811653
Yes, but not sure if the rest of the anons are serious or joking about the "take her now in front of everyone" statements.
>>28811698
see what I mean? I'm not endorsing the lewd ideas, they just keep crawling out of the woodwork!

>>28811271
>The thing about the States that I feel a lot of foreigners don't get is that it's enormous.
Live in NY.
Haven't been to NYC in almost a decade.
Not in a hurry to change that.

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>>28811692
We have?
This relationship is moving too fast!

>>28811737

When I said we should have her for dessert, I meant making out in the commander's seat of Black Jack after we win this match, not brutally taking in front of God and everyone on the table RIGHT NOW.

>>28811075
Going from East to West...
The Rural northeast is quite pretty, and like it or not, is the real birthplace of America.
Northeastern CITIES, on the other hand, need to be firebombed.
Mid-Atlantic is decent, but avoid DC and Baltimore. Actually, avoid any big city anywhere in the U.S.
The Deep South lives up to a lot of its stereotypes, for better or for worse. The rule of thumb is that the more rural the part of the South is, the more polite AND insular it becomes.
The Midwest is nice, if you like wide open spaces without too many people. Small town Midwest is the America you see in movies and books set in the U.S.
The Southwest is similar, but a lot warmer. Austin is the single exception to the big city rule, Austin is pretty cool.
The Rockies and Cascades are absolutley breathtaking. Words don't do them justice.
The Pacific Northwest is worth it just to see the rainforests.
Fuck California.

I can't really comment on Hawaii or Alaska, seeing as I've never been outside the continental U.S.

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>>28811653
>>28811769

>>28811716
Humping? What does that have to do with it? Sentinel was advocating hand holding!

>>28811769
Convince them of that! (points to rising tide of lewd)
>>28811792
It just keeps escalating! (plus, clarification of time, place, and actions goes a long way in a relationship)

>>28811799
Northeastern Cities are alright for like...2-3 days. after that they get pretty damn old. I personally like the south quite a lot, but you do have to...get used to the people's beliefs

>>28811799
>The Deep South lives up to a lot of its stereotypes, for better or for worse. The rule of thumb is that the more rural the part of the South is, the more polite AND insular it becomes.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/08/magazine/crazy-ants.html?_r=0

I wouldn't go south even if you paid me.

>>28811856
> NYTimes
> NY anything

>>28811901
Oh yeah?

http://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/carroll/article/Something-new-to-worry-about-crazy-ants-5052672.php
http://articles.latimes.com/2013/may/16/science/la-sci-sn-alien-crazy-ants-20130516
http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/health/2013/06/30/crazy-ants-south/2446941/
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/features/blogs/gone-viral/os-crazy-ants-florida-10292013,0,5932769.post
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/28/crazy-ants-gulf-coast_n_4165849.html
http://www.reuters.com/article/2013/10/26/us-usa-ants-idUSBRE99P04520131026
http://www.businessinsider.com/crazy-ants-invading-southeastern-us-2013-5

Take your pick.

>>28811856
jesus christ this is why I have a phobia of ants

>>28811856
jesus fuck. I live in Louisiana and I haven't seen these yet, thank god

>>28811856
>Not going south
>Not driving on the utter perfection that is southern roads
You don't realize it up here, but glacial till, river valleys, and 100+ degree swings in temperature are shit conditions to build roads.

>>28811957
What? They don't have killer ants down there?

>>28812013
>southern roads
>utter perfection
hahahahahahaha

>>28811851
I grew up and still live on the Flora-Bama line, there's no place I'd rather be.

>>28812013
>utter perfection that is southern roads
What. I can't image any place in the U.S. with WORSE roads than here.

>>28812027
nope just killer EVERYTHING ELSE!

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>>28812027

Surprisingly no.

When I was there all I had to deal with is the odd spider, then again, those spiders were pretty fucking huge.

>tfw you have arachnophobia

>>28811953
If you had all of these sources, why did you pick the NY Times one

>>28812049
I spent my summers and went to university in NC. Though I live in Philly now, I really want to get back...

>>28812027
actually no

there were some giant proto-ants found in the middle of the Simpson Desert, but they've never been seen again.

>>28812032
>>28812049
Come north friend, come north.

You have no idea.

>>28812119

Because that was the one I actually read, the rest I got after going through like 10 seconds through Google.

>>28812137
Hmmm.

Time to add more diversity to Australia nature then.

>>28811799
>>28811851
>>28811856
you don't have to go way deep south, just head into the Appalachia mountains and you'll be fine. The rockies have great views, but so does this place and the forest is everywhere if you like a vibrant living places.
>>28811901
>>28811953
they are all one and the same. i'd take the ants over all the damn bears, wolves and cayotes up north. Misigan is loaded with them.
>>28812032
we have less pot holes and no rusting your car out due to road salt.

>>28812162
please dont
please
oh god please no

>>28812032
>>28812049
I live in Maryland. My fiancee is from Philadelphia. There was an actual line on the roads that cross the border where the road quality drops like a cliff.

>>28812194

I'd take the coyotes, wolves, and bears over the ants. At least you can shoot the animals and actually have an effect.

>>28812219
Are you saying PA or MD roads are shit? Because if you're saying PA, I totally agree. Our roads (around Philly at least) blow

>>28812218
relax, he'll probably die like 2 weeks after arriving from some snake or spider.
>>28812249
Not to mention Indiana, CONSTANT construction work, everyday roads are different.

>>28812249
Fuck your road quality, PA can't figure out proper signing to save its life.

Even NY can manage that. Mostly.

>>28812249
Probably should have clarified, but going from MD to PA you knew you crossed the border when the road starts making noise.

>>28812281
Just like the rabbits and cane toads, right?

>>28812308
And when you start to feel like your car has fucking hydraulics.
>>28812290
I've never really had a problem with our signage...unless you're talking about 76, which is a nightmare all its own

>>28812309
I believe
>>28812281
is talking about me. Well, i am no expert on animal, but i'd figure releasing the ants on city, far from spiders/snake will still do.

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>>28811799

>Fuck California

Hey now, don't let the vapid assholes on the coastal cities judge the whole of the state! The state has a lot to offer, from the Yosemite Valley to the redwood groves on the coast, even all the way out to the desert flats that one should always be careful ATV'ing through as they unexpectedly intersect live gunnery ranges for some of the military bases.

The weather's nice most of the time, too, regardless of where you are. But as said before, stay the fuck away from Los Angeles, Hollywood, and San Fran unless you are doing the tourist thing. Traffic is shitty, people are assholes, and things only get better as you cross down south into Orange County and San Diego, east over into the desert flats and that long, deserted stretch of road running across the Mojave into Las Vegas, or up north to Santa Barbara.

>>28812194
>they are all one and the same. i'd take the ants over all the damn bears, wolves and cayotes up north. Misigan is loaded with them.

I hope you like not having electronics anon.

>>28812423
Fuck Kimmo Lemmeti to make a good comic and (mostly) abandoned it.

If only i could use paypal here with my debit card...

>>28812423
The only thing in California I ever want to see is Born Free. Beyond that, I don't think I could deal with the government or sardine-pack, even for a short visit.

>>28812340
>I've never really had a problem with our signage
This is most likely because you are used to it. Much like them folks from the south who think they know shit roads.

Or that weird bit of disbelief I get whenever I'm confronted with a place where the local weather has any value because there aren't separate micro climates every half mile.

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>>28811799
>The Midwest is nice, if you like wide open spaces without too many people. Small town Midwest is the America you see in movies and books set in the U.S.
Best city in the US saying you're a dick.

So, uh... back to girls and tanks...

Did we ever come up with a strategy for facing down Saunders? We're literally facing them down this or next thread.

>>28812637

Kill the Firefly and the Easy Eights before they could get to us was basically it from what I remember.

>>28812637
Strategy is Women's work.

>>28812637
Dude, we've still got a few weeks to put together aplan, don't worry too much.

>>28812545

Actually the major thing wrong with Californian government isn't really the politicians- it's the people. We have an open referendum system, so anyone with a few thousand signatures can put a law on the ballot, and then the next state election everyone votes on it. On one hand it's given us medical marijuana laws and gay marriage, on the other hand we get really fucking retarded laws that go through all the time.

"Wanna split a Maus?" You ask, looking over at Miho.

"It's meant for four peop-" She starts, but you cut her off.

"I'll take that as a yes." You say closing the menu with a grin. "I've always had a soft spot for chocolate anything, really."

Miho actually looks a bit worried at this point. "...But it's meant for four people."

Anzu, never the one to much care about political correctness, makes the connection. "I think it means four Japanese people, Miss Nishizumi."

She looks from you to Anzu, and then back to you. "...Really?" You nod.

"I think I've been challenged." Kay says from across the table, leaning back cracking her knuckles. "Maus for me and Alice, then."

Miho looks horrified.

>Challenge accepted.
>"Aren't you worried about calories?"
>Maybe we shouldn't go crazy...
>Other.

>>28812668
Shh. Write.

>>28812664
that's what you said weeks ago, anon

what happens when we don't have weeks left? what then?

>>28812668
>Actually the major thing wrong with Californian government isn't really the politicians- it's the people.

Damn straight, it's hard to complain about politicians when you had the fucking Governator in office.

>>28812686
>>Challenge accepted.

>>28812686

>Challenge accepted.
This gunna be gud.

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>>28812686
>Challenge accepted.

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>>28812611
>This is most likely because you are used to it
Perhaps, but remember that I also spent 5-6 years in NC. I've seen plenty of other signage and really didn't notice much of a difference
>>28812625
...okay, so there's nothing, then Minneapolis-St. Paul, then a whole bunch more nothing
>>28812637
Kill the Firefly and the Easy 8s, try and isolate their flag tank and take it down
>>28812686
I love you Kay
>Challenge accepted.
this is when someone should start playing America Fuck Yea in the background

>>28812686
>>Challenge accepted.

TIME FOR CAKEOFF

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>>28812723

>>28812686
>Challenge accepted.

Kay once again solidifies here position as Best Girl.

>>28812637
the extent of it was >>28812657
besides, we (out og char) know that it will get intercepted, so the big test will be how we react to the radio interception.
BTW, have we met anyone from Saunders other than Kay?
>>28812686
nevermind, we're in an eating contest with them.
>Challenge accepted.
"Don't worry Miho, this is just another day of the week for me."

>>28812692
With BJ posting speed... we will fight Saunders at next session at earliest.

Strategies are boiled down to "May Mother Miho Protect Us"

>>28812686
>Challenge accepted.

>>28812686


>Challenge accepted.

>>28812686
>>Challenge accepted.
CAKETOWN.

>>28812746
>BTW, have we met anyone from Saunders other than Kay?

Alice is here with us apparently.

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>>28812686
>Challenge accepted.
US Shall devour all of your Nation's resources.

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>>28812742
dang I was hoping to post that pic. I'll settle for this one. BTW, anyone though about what we say/do with Pravda?

>>28812686
>Challenge accepted.
for those girls, the calories might just go to their bust line.

>>28812686
>Challenge accepted.

IT'S GO TIME, KAY. ARE YOU AS AMERICAN AS A RED-BLOODED AMERICAN MALE? I DON'T THINK SO. I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

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>>28812774
what is happening here?

>>28812861
do you actually want to know?

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>>28812810
Turn it into an over-long analogy for the Cold War and MURRIKA...

I jest somewhat...I do like lil' Katyusha and Nonna

>>28812891
...kind of

>>28812810
I may not have made the image, but my friend who did sent it to me through Skype and I was the first one to post it

you thought you could defeat me?

>>28812686
>>Challenge accepted.

>>28812861
Any game of Risk, Civilization, or any other nation/army building ever.

>>28812668
>On one hand it's given us medical marijuana laws and gay marriage
Didn't it also give you not gay marriage?

>>28812915
I'm thinking that we compliment Nonna, and act brotherly towards Katyusha. That's throw them for a loop. Also, wierd pic is bad metaphor of the US.
>>28812945
or that, that works too.

>>28812918
(downcast) no.

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>>28812686
>Challenge accepted.
Give me two utensils. I will be dual wielding.

>"Aren't you worried about calories?"
Why? We know where she puts them.

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>>28812686

>Kay
>Thinking she can outglutton an American

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU MUST DO. FOR AMERIFATS EVERYWHERE.

>>28813042
I'm game for most fried things, but that looks fucking disgusting.

>>28813042
is... is that sugar-glazed?

oh god *shudders*

>>28813042
>that picture

I swear to God just looking at those things are giving me a heart attack, and I'm not exactly underweight.

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>>28812861
Cold War intensifies

>>28813042
hey, at least we are physically active, unlike some others.

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>>28812742

Mfw I made that pic in paint for you and it keeps showing up everywhere.

>>28813042
>>28813077
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HffOj--p9bU

>>28813042
I'm so American I have more guns than welfare enrollments and even I think that's disgusting.

>>28813105
YOU CAN'T STOP THE SPREAD

I wonder if it's shown up in an /a/ GuP thread yet.
we'd start seeing it EVERYWHERE

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>>28812810

Throw ourselves at Commissar Nonna's feet and pray that she doesn't send us to count trees in Siberia?

No, but in all seriousness, the T-34's and KV's that Pravda has will give us a run for our money. Then again, we *do* have the Tiger, don't we? I say we make a spearhead with the Pershing and Tiger out front, StuG on long rane duty, and the Panzer IV, Excelsior, and Lee on holding up our flanks. I just hope we can find the Sodoclones their Char B1 by the time we fight Pravda--or hell, even by Anzio.

>>28813142
I was about to say that their guns are shit barring the D-5T, then I remembered the armor on a good portion of our tanks are terrible.

>>28813142
Considering the upgrades that everyone else is getting

Iosef Stalins
Iosef Stalins everywhere

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>>28813099
that's as awesome, reminds me of pic
>>28813142
The manga had us find the B1, but we had to take Erwin, ms. fluffy, and one of the freshmen to drive it. Hopefully we can avoid that. For Pravda, can we weld the extra frontal armor on and finally go full Super Pershing?

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>>28813042
>>28813077
>>28813080
>>28813091
>>28813104
>>28813111
>>28813112

did I Murika too hard? I've never actually eaten one of those myself...I just googled 'Murika' and posted the first thing I found. Perhaps pic related would be more appropriate.

>>28812810
I've always been fond of the scenario of Rose acting like Sena when she sees Kobato (Katyusha). But it won't happen.

>>28813202
with some side of T-44 and some ISU 152.

>>28813142
>>28813202
Once again, IS-3s and IS-6's are senshado legal. As are certain Objects, IIRC.

>>28813253
>certain Objects
there I go, thinking about Nonna Chest again...

>>28813253
If I see a SINGLE BL-10 Derpgun, I say we either call it quits or start calling in favors (bigger guns and armor)

>>28813253
Blackjack (the tank) is going back to the Korean War days

I wonder if the Tank Spirit will fight harder after facing down its old enemies-

wait, didn't someone have the theory, fucking ages ago, that Pravda would have an IS-2 and it would be the same tank that Blackjack killed back in Korea? Holy shit, IS-2 confirmed.

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>>28813275
Wonderous Soviet sloped armor!

>>28813275

Weakling, unlike you, I would neve- *drifts off thinking about Kay*

>>28813253

Where the heck would Pravda find IS tanks? It's not like they can just loot a state museum under the guise of some bullshit eminent domain bi-law, and it's not like they're just gonna dig these things out of some potato farmer's field in the Ukraine.

>>28813275
lol
>>28813296
(rolls out of bed laughing)
Miho's going to have to tell us to pick our mouth off the ground when we meet her now.
>>28813302
This is why I love you guys
>>28813282
Nonna had an IS-2 already

>>28812810
We can go full psyops and start blasting bourgeois capitatlist rock music wideband to try and drive them into a frenzy.

>>28813302
Please, no *actions.*

>>28813340
One would assume the Government would sell or upkeep them since Tank Combat is a major sport reaching up to the Olympic level in this world.

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>>28812810
When they ask for our surrender give them a suitcase full of Levis.

>>28813224
Is that Megas XLR?

>>28813340
Three words: Kubinka Tank Museum
>>28813363
I had though about taking Alice's radio interception gear and re-configuring it to do just that, but with this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch? v=VmNheGag9w8

>>28813349
Oh shit, they did, didn't they

BLACKJACK FACES DOWN ITS OLD NEMESIS, OBJECT 216
WHO WILL WIN IN THIS COLD WAR SHOWDOWN? FIND OUT SUNDAY!!

(was it 216? I don't want to archive dive to find it)

>>28813363

They'd just drown us out by singing Russian folk tunes. Could you imagine the surprise on our faces if we see a fucking column of T-34's burst from behind a snowbank, all the little girls crewing them singing "Polyushka Polye" as loud as their lungs can manage?

>>28813282

He could feel the presence of his old enemy nearby. Though their crews had changed, they had not. He knew his enemy knew that they would face each other once more. He hungered for the chance to prove himself superior to Soviet engineering once more, despite the fact that the Union no longer existed. No matter. His had been a higher calling; to defeat the enemies of the United States of America. Now his calling was higher still: to impart in the youth of today a love of tanking and armored vehicles.

It was a good calling, he knew, but just this once, he would let the older mission, deeply ingrained within his armor and turret and treads take over. To hunt. To /kill/. And no better tank for it than the IS-2, Soviet scum that it was.

Already he could feel the pistons in his engine firing a little faster, a little smoother, at the thought. His turret moved a bit quicker, his gun was smoother to aim, he hungered for the sounds and the smells of combat once more. Today, NOW, he would become Black Jack, not the Tank for Tankery or Senshado, but Black Jack the Killer, Black Jack the Hunter, Black Jack the Indomitable.

(On another, unrelated note, fuck the number Captcha system.)

>>28813296
> No trigger discipline
Wouldnotoperate/10

>>28813425
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmNheGag9w8 Fixed your youtube link.

>>28813436
Eh, numbers are easier to read.

and +1 for BlackJack.

>>28813435
That's when we crank up the volume and que the Bass Cannon.
>>28813436
I prefer numbers to messed up letters.
>>28813481
Thanks, don't know how I missed that.

>>28813436
It's glorious

Blackjack perspective when?

>>28813436
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nRJB036ev2Q [patriotism intensifies]

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>>28813435

Ah, but we have a secret weapon: Our amps go to 11. Let's see the commies copy that glorious bit of western engineering!

>>28813519
>>28813496

I guess you guys have a point. I don't know, I've been using Captcha for a while now and I've adjusted to the letters, I suppose.

>>28813528
>>28813560
Y-you want more?

>>28813435
Do we have seven tanks?

If so play this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iteRKvRKFA

(yeah, Marlboro song, but still epic)

>>28813565
"Why not just make 10 louder?"
"But...this one goes to 11..."

>>28813519
I think Commander Russels and his crew prefer the Beach Boys to dubstep, considering the last time we played music in our tank.

>>28813580
why not, anything to break the monotony of time between BJ posting.

>>28813580
Can you do Nonna's IS-2 then?
>>28813594
I'm just thinking along the lines of "make their ears bleed" Noise marine warfare. Beach boys works better for using stuff we like

>>28813436
Nothing is impossible, because I'm a tank of the United States of America!!!

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>>28813593

No, you idiot. 11 is ALWAYS louder than 10. No matter how loud 10 is, 11 is one louder. That's the POINT.

>>28813580
>Y-you want more?
Didn't Russells retell a story about Blackjack getting battle scars on the turret due to a T-34(??) during the interview?

Do one story with the Pershing recalling that incident and channeling rage when T-34s are encountered.

>>28813593
and that's why you lost the cold war

>mfw GuPQ

I'm Late.....

>>28813690

Ooh, can I do this? I got to bed soon, but I could hammer out a writing before I go.

Since it seems to be going this way anyways, what are your favorite Civil War songs?
For the North:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhCheCryopA
For the South:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS7Y4XszJyg

>>28813580
Yes.

>>28813716
We would be ever so grateful, Spreadsheet Warrior.

>>28813736
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKv-V9klz3E&hd=1 Not civil war but I like this one

>Challenge accepted

I don't know about you guys, but when I'm riding in a Sentinel, I like to sing Australia's Second National Anthem.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwvazMc5EfE

When I'm in a fight, I go either Indestructible-Disturbed, or Hammers In My Head - Miracle Of Sound. I'm more of a rock/metal guy.

>>28813622
>>28813631
>>28813636
(Does anyone know if Soviet tanks were male or female gendered? I know Soviet ships were actually 'He' in contrast to the rest of the civilized Europe, which labelled ships as female.)

He had been shamefully defeated. He knew it, and he knew his enemy knew it. His enemy reveled in it, gloried in his shame. Created by the finest Soviet engineers, he had been crafted for one purpose: Grind the enemies of the Rodina and the Union beneath his treads, and shatter them with his gun.

His Chinese operators had defiled him with their filthy Maoist yellow hands, but he had served ably, until that fateful day. Broken, flaming, crew running, he had sworn to do better next time.

He'd waited sixty years or more for this day, and now, NOW, he would go from IS-2 of Pravda Senshado Academy, to IS-2 of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, engineered to be the finest heavy tank the world has seen, and will ever see.

His engine fired faster, eager to be let loose and hunting for the Pershing once more. He had been designed for war, but in peace, found another task; educating young Comrades about tanking, and he enjoyed it. It was better than stuck rotting in Korea. But now. Now, he would become IS-2 of Chelyabinsk Factory No. 4, and he would glory in the Pershing's flaming death.

>>28813853
Male, usually, afaik.

>>28813745

It begins...gimme a few minutes.

>>28813853
What's the IS-2's views on Nonna and katyusha?

GuPQ has so many writefags now

>>28813936
and it is awesome.

>>28813936
since it main writer is very economical in post...

>>28813594
just though of something: does BlackJack's crew listen to AC/DC at all?

>>28812686
>Challenge accepted
>Implying Anzu won't compete against us and finish one herself

>>28813936
When BlackJack does not, others must.

is blackjack fallen asleep again?

>>28813933

Object No. 768, or, as he preferred, Red Vanya, as the girls called him, liked his current crew. For Japanese, they weren't so bad, even if they were historical enemies of the Union, they at least cared about his history. The tall dark-haired one reminded him of his first commander's wife, and she had been a wonderful woman, truly a Soviet woman of worth. The short blonde had a Napoleonic complex, though, and that made his engine rumble in a small chuckle, even if Napoleon was another enemy of the Rodina.

Pravda had a winning tradition, of which he approved. They had rescued him from being stuck in a museum for the rest of his days, they had given him back crushing enemies of, if not the Rodina or Union, at least enemies of someone. The fact that they were cute girls, was, he told himself, completely aside the point, even if his first commander had thrown him in front of an advancing Fascist scum Panzer to shield a young mother and her child from its treads.

He'd taken several shots of the course of their fight with the German tank driving school, he knew, that might have proven fatal, were he not better able to defy the odds with sheer determination, will, and hatred of the Nazi scum. He was a tool, after all, but a venerable teacher of a tool.

Engine cooling in the dimlight of his storage, he felt a cool hand linger on the front slope of his armor. If he could have given Nonna a grandfatherly smile, he would have, but instead he settled for leaning forward just enough to let her know the 'fighting spirit', as they called it, was there. Giving him a delighted smile, she ran off, and he settled in to wait for the next time he was needed to grind enemies to dust beneath his treads or shatter them with his cannon.

>>28814189
No, the summoning ritual is "Is Blackjack dead?"

only then will he be summoned to post the words instilled in him by the dark gods.

>>28814197
:'( DAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Sorry if I am pushing for too much, but now I'm thinking of Miho's Pz. IV, Maho's Tiger, and Erika's Tiger II.
>>28814212
Is BlackJack Dead? (timer starts)

You stare across your Maus at Kay.

She stares right back at you across hers.

In unision you both turn to your seconds- Miho and a brown-haired freckled girl named Alice, you think- and nod. The Maus is enormous- nearly six pounds of poundcake, chocolate, cream and even an "armor" shell of creme brule.

"Wait!" Saori says, holding up her phone she takes a picture of the two Super Heavy Cakes. As the phone's camera sounds, you grab your fork and immediately cut through the rear of the turret- you smile inwardly as you realise you've gotten the drop on Kay who races to catch up. The bite is huge, but you've got plenty of milk to wash it down with.

By the forth bite in, you realise Miho hasn't even taken a bite and is just staring between you and Kay. "C'moin!" You say, mouth full of heavy chocolate cake. "Dig in!" You're going to need her help to finish this, and Arisa's already gotten two or three bites herself.

Miho blinks a second before nodding at you. "Let's do this..." She says quietly before digging a chunk out of the front plate. Good- you're working down and forward, she's working up and back so you should both meet in the middle. She's enthusiastic, but you hope she doesn't gorge herself too fast- a possible rookie mistake.

Over the course of the next twenty minutes, a small crowd begins to form at the table, watching the two teams and cheering you and Kay on. Then everything goes silent.

>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.
>What's going on?
>Other.

>>28814212
That is not dead which may eternal lie, but with stranger aeons even BlackJack may die.

>>28811271

I can't tell you how many Europeans I've met who think you can drive from Atlanta, Georgia to Los Angeles, California in a day.

They really just do not get the sheer size of the United States. When I tell them that it takes 12 hours to drive from Atlanta to Miami...or Dallas....they just really don't get it.

Then I drive them to Savannah or Charleston, and it blows their mind that driving across half the state of Georgia took 5 hours.

And those drive times are with me doing an average of 90mph the entire time. Driving the speed limit takes even longer.

Another thing I've noticed is that not only do they not get the sheer size of the United States geographically...but that the United States does EVERYTHING bigger. Our cities are bigger, there is no walking everywhere, you really do have to drive if you're not in a city with a massive public transportation system. Our houses are bigger. Our food portioning is bigger.

When I was in Germany as part of an exchange program, it took 10 minutes to walk from his townhouse to the school. He didn't believe me when I said that it was 5 miles to school back home. So when he came here, we walked to school the first day.....and had my older brother pick us up after the first mile because we were going to be late even at a brisk pace.

And even the various states have their own sub-cultures. Atlanta is all Damnyankee transplants and gang culture. Savannah is old-south southern charm. Athens is pure college town. South of Macon is land of the good'ole boys. And North Georgia is mountain-folk.

>>28814212
>>28814237
>>28814238
EVERY
FUCKING
TIME

>>28814238
>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.

NO DISTRACTIONS.

>>28814238
>What's going on?
Only one person could silence a crowd like that... Tiger Mother Alert! (no pun intended)
>>28814261
If it works, it works.

>>28814238
>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.

It's Shiho, isn't it?

>>28814212
>>28814237
Every. Single. Fucking. Time.

>>28814238
>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.

>>28814238

Keep eating. Whatever it is cannot possibly be more important than eating this Maus and winning ultimate glory.

>>28814238
>Keep eating - but take a quick look around between bites.

>>28814238
>Keep eating, we've got a contest to win.

>>28814249
Even the Blackjack may die, his words will forever etched to our Hearts.

>>28814238
>What Going on?
>if it is nothing,then Keep eating.

>>28814238
>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.

>>28814273
If it's Shiho, then Kay can help us to tell her to fuck off.

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>>28813904

CLANG!

323 felt the 76.2 millimeter shell strike his mantlet and bounce off somewhere to his left. It stung-any hit stung the big tank-but it didn't penetrate. 323 silently thanked providence-and the steel boys at Detroit arsenal-before rotating his turret to face the soviet scrapheap downrange.

His front headlights seemed to flash in the dusty morning sun, as if to call out a challenge. Of course, he spoke no words; if he could speak, he would speak one word, and it would cause great ruin to anyone who heard it. But if he could speak, he would have said this:

"You get the DICK."

Inside his bulk, 323 heard the young private stuff a shell into his breech. "Up!" came the call, and if 323 had a face, he would have smiled. Instead, he simply focused and waited, itching with anticipation, for the gunner to squeeze the trigger.

When the command came, 323 answered. The shot went wide by about two inches, which, admittedly, was not much, but 323 considered himself to be a tank of high standards. The poor Soviet junkpile on the other end of his sights, however, was not-323 saw with an awareness his crew did not posess that the shell passed cleanly through the target's lower glacis plate, the crew compartment (missing the radio operator's leg by the aforementioned two inches..darn), the engine, and a few feet of the hill behind it. 323 didn't know how many that made; he didn't bother remembering them...they weren't worth the steel they were made of.

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>>28814238
>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.
But more importantly, we are eating.

>>28814261
Bet he doing it on purpose.

>>28814238
>>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.

we survive our gramps chili; WE WILL SURVIVE A MERE CAKE!!!

>>28814238
>What's going on?

>>28814238

CHANNEL THE INNER COOP.

EAT YOUR FILL, THEN MOVE ON TO HOTDOGS.

AND ICECREAM WITH PIE IN IT.

AND THOSE HAMS WITH PIZZAS WRAPPED AROUND THEM.

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>>28814306

"That's a hit!" The commander whooped. "Black Jack strikes again!"

323 stopped, his engine sputtering for a moment. Black...Jack? he was Pershing hull 323, he knew this. But that was a designation, not a...

...a name. They'd given him a name. A NAME!

His engine roared, the cylinders burning and belching fire. His suspension jumped, the torsion bars screaming. Every part of him sang all at once. He wanted to remember this until he rusted down to dust, to recall every second, every millisecond.

His attention fell on the wreck downrange as he climbed up to cruising speed to find the next target. He decided to give this one tank a spot in his memory, just for this; I killed you, he thought, and I got a name.

Before, I was 323. Now, I am Black Jack. And you will fear me.

>>28814300
Kay backing us up, sure. That actually working... For Miho's sake I sure hope so.

>>28814306
Seriously, this quest is tempting me to get a pershing.

>>28814344
Excellent, Excellent! Internets for you, good sir!

>>28814238
>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win. we're having our own brand of fun.

>>28814238
>Keep eating

No backing down!

>>28814238
>>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.

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>>28814344
A name you say?

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>>28814306
>>28814344
*slow clap*

Internet's For you,my good sir.

>>28814238
I wonder if we should at least take a look to see if Kay has stopped eating. If she has maybe... just maybe we should stop. She hasn't? Fuck it keep going.

>>28814197
This and Spreadsheet's work add a whole new dimension to GuP now. I lOVE it. (image of Red Vanya singing Katyuhsa in deep, voice at start of Pravda match, acquired.)

>>28814351
Pershings are fun. Worth the grind. Hell, even the T20 is fun.

>>28814238
>>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.

Pace yourself, now! We don't wanna end up getting sick.

>>28814446

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YiUYjPaiSc

Red Vanya hungers for Panzers.

>>28814197
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M

>>28814238
First, check if Kay is still eating, if not, THEN find out Whiskey Tango Foxtrot.

>>28814238
>Keep eating and pass out so you don't have to deal with whatever happened

>>28814464
I'm more to heavy player though; i still grasping how to play medium, especially fast and fragile medium like cromwell, effectively.

>>28814483

I should do one of Red Vanya during the Great Patriotic War, grinding ever forward to Berlin.

>>28814238
>Keep eating- we've got a contest to win.

As Russels told Anzu way back when, we play to win.

>>28814505
Cromwell's easy. Don't stop moving, circle your targets. Give this a watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l27ujJg6X4A

>>28814475
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNIlyUmSlDs
These two, I think we have Red Vanya down. Makes me think that Nonna sings to him when they are alone together.

>>28811799

The Deep South.....as long as you're polite to us, we're as happy as can be to treat you like kin. Be a snotty douche, and we're gonna treat you like one.

Most of the people who have a problem with the South either A) Have never been to the South....or B) Go with a preconception that all Southerners are backwards redneck racists...and they treat us as such. And since they're completely close-minded, no amount of politeness can change their minds. And therefore they're Damnyankees.


As for California....I fucking LOATHE the Bay area and the major cities.....but I LOVE NorCal and the wilderness areas. I've got family in Eureka, and I love the mix of fishing village and old-school '60s era hippy. Laid-back and absolutely non-pretentious.

Also...in the Deep South...you have six distinct regions:

1) Atlanta -- Take NYC and LA and plop it in the middle of the Deep South. Nothing but transplants, traffic, and gang culture. The first is both good and bad....the last two are just bad.

2) Southern Florida -- Cubans and where Yankees go to die. No seriously. That's it.

3) The Mountains -- Breathtaking views, some of the best backpacking and hiking in the country (the Appalachian Trail), one of the most unique cultures in America (the moutainfolk, the true hillbillys). Tend to be exceptionally insular, but also highly polite.

4) The Gulf Coast -- You know all those New Yorkers and New Jersey people who were all panicked and devastated by Super Storm Sandy? Yeah, the Gulf Coasters get that on a yearly basis. Mix what you would call the California Beach Bum with Redneck, and you get the Gulf-Coast Southerner.

5) Louisiana -- Cajun, Creole, Coon-ass...great people...even better food. If it weren't for the sparrow-sized mosquitos, it'd be #1 of my places to live.

6) The Cotton Belt -- Your "stereotypical" rednecks...but more polite than the media and hollywood make them out to be.

>>28814523
too late though, i temporarily retire him for comet until i can get centurion.

I am pretty good in Sherman though.

Now, I feel like we should keep these tank perspective things as fanon, but Red Vanya sounds like the Most Badass Nickname that Blackjack should totally make it fucking canon for the quest.

I mean, holy shit.

>>28814562
Agreed!