You emerge from the dark cave, clutching the rock close. You find Huhn-tresh waiting outside, and she grins upon seeing you.

"Well done" she tells you. "Now that we have the rock, we can take it back to my village. We have people there who will extract the metal while we go and retrieve the next bit of material we need."

The two of you spend several hours walking back to the village, and upon reaching it, she takes the rock to a large wooden building. She soon returns and tells you of your next destination.

"We shall require the paste from a Esseh plant, far to the south" she tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

I have to run out, updates will resume upon my return. Keep the thread alive until then.

>>28926249

Aye Aye, SOM.

Also I vote B, that we head out for the plant paste.

>>28926222
B
Well let's go get it
And let's try not to pass out this time

>>28926222
B. Blow up the planet

>>28926222
so what should I expect from getting this paste

>>28926268
>>28926364

Assuming we make it back from this adventure in one piece, we're going to be significantly stronger (our powerlevel increase+the sword).

Hopefully our allies are making headway on Gero, because we could really tear up some androids with Kaio-Ken and the Ki Sword.

>>28926447
Hell we might get a Amzonian sidekick. If it goes that way it'll basically be Chrono Trigger

>>28926447
The Ki sword that looks like a fucking Calvary saber. Why he even made appearance an option I don't know. It should have either looked like trunk's or gohan's. two choices max. And one that fit in universe. Only thing that should have been allowed to be altered was the color of it.

>>28926614

He'll probably give us a second chance to choose what kind of sword before we forge.

Anyways, the OTHER thing we should do is ask Dr. Briefs whether he can create the "fake moon" technology that Vegeta has in DBZ.

We can set ourselves up to be a two-stage combatant - 1) Ki Sword and grab bag of fighting techniques to defeat weaker enemies and then 2) Raging Oozaru force of nature for those tough "Final Form" enemy situations.

I'm kind of hoping that we don't get SSJ for a long time, because SSJ kind of implies that some of our allies are getting killed or what have you

We need to kill Fita before she kills us.
This will be discussed at a later date

>>28926176
Wait, what the actual fuck?!?
1,000,000?
Shit you could take out planets with that kind of power, and you are considerably more powerful than first form freeza too.

Also, how are we able to rationalize how skilled a fighter we are?

I need to know more, are we all around badass like Bardock, speed based like Goku, strength based like Nappa or energy based like Vegeta?

I appreciate the setting and with there being 'scouters' in the setting it makes it so much easier you can just say a number and that will properly represent their strength and when the players ask why, their characters wouldn't actually know, they're not scientists, but the scouter basically shows you a number indicating how strong they are.

You have a brilliant idea OP, but your execution is oversimplified to the point where you are misusing the setting.

>>28926684
Nappa

>>28926684
>energy based
and durability

>>28926684
Vegeta. We tend not to use a lot of physical attacks. We've also seen a lot of shit to get to one million.

>>28926700
>>28926684
I dunno, I think we try to be more technical and tricky than Nappa. I mean it doesn't usually work but we try

>>28926222
Ask her "this is a lot of effort, it had better be worth it"
And show contempt and boredom at the length the task is taking while not openly complaining or stopping

>>28926700
>>28926718
>>28926720

Tricky Nappa Fighting Style.

We try to use our tricks to set-up for large, extremely damaging attacks. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

>>28926761
vote

>>28926222
>B
Get to it.

>>28926684
Reading the archives is a thing. You should try it before running your mouth.

>>28926684
We use a lot of weird techniques.
We're basically a growing bag of tricks, we usually try to just throw different things at enemy and hope one of them works before we get whomped.

>>28926684
>Shit you could take out planets with that kind of power
Vegeta was taking out planets before he even broke 20k; it's not an impressive feat.
>Also, how are we able to rationalize how skilled a fighter we are?
Maybe you should read the archives before posting again.

>>28926222
>A. Say something
"By the way, I saw one of the dictators on my kill list in there, I'm going to assume that guy wasn't real and that I was supposed to beat the living shit out of him instead of trying to learn some philosophical lesson or something out of it."

>A. Say something
"Sweet, let's go"
>B. Do something
Go get the plant

I'm back, prepare for updates

>>28926176
Obligatory Archive link.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Saiyan

>>28926268
>>28926364
>>28926978
The two of you set out, and begin a long treck south. For days you struggle through dense foliage, battle or evade fearsome predators, navigate harsh terrain, and live off the land. While difficult, something feels...right about it. You suppose on some primal level, your kind are still in touch with nature, despite how far modern societies seem to have gone from it. You're recapturing a feeling few of your kind get to experience. After nearly a week of travel, you reach a clearing that has several large plants sitting in its center. They are at least three times your height, with a long, green stem leading to what looks like a head. From the mouths of these heads, a fluid drips to the ground.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28927622
>A
"What do I need to know about this thing? It's not gonna try to eat us or something, right?"

>>28927622
>A.
That them?
They look... dangerous. Is that poison dripping off of them?

>>28927670
this

>>28927622
>B
Karate cop the Pirhana Plant

>>28927670
>>28927691
>>28927836
"So, is there anything I need to know about these plants?" you ask. "They do look kind of dangerous. It won't try to eat me, right?"

She laughs "No. Just get a flask full of that paste, then we can return to the village, retrieve the metal, and go forge your weapon."

She produces a small flask and hands it to you, standing back to observe you. You look towards the plant, sitting there, motionless, dripping with the paste you need.

>A Walk right up and fill it

>B. Destroy it and take paste from its remains

>C. This is a trick, this is not the right plant!

>D. Approach cautiously, no sudden moves

>E. Forget it, turn back

>F. Something else

>>28927902
>A
"Hello Mr. Plant! I'm just gonna get some of that paste right here and be on my way!"

>>28927902
D

>>28927902
>A.

>>28927902
>F. Something else
Try to read the Plant's mind

>>28927902
a

>>28927902
Say "I don't like that laugh"
>D.

>>28927961
>>28927953
>>28927932
You approach the plant and hold the flash under it. The paste drips in bit by bit and gradually fills it to the top. You step away and return to her companion, who nods in approval.

"Shall we head back to the village?" she asks

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>Using a sword
For shame, /tg/.

>>28928069
>A
Wait, that was it?

>>28928081
Don't look at me, I wanted a staff. Enough of us wanted a staff and warhammer to make it almost happen.

>>28928069
>A. Say something
"Sure, why not?"
"By the way, what was with that cave by the way?"

>>28928081
Well, I personally wanted a staff, but you know, it is what it is.

>>28928087
>>28928118
"Wait, that was it?" you asked.

She looks at you with amusement "That was it."

"Okay, sure, let's head back to the village" you tell her. "And by the way, what was with that cave?"

"It's meant to test you, put you against a potential danger that scares you and have you overcome it" she explain.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28928232
Oh. That explains some things.

>>28928232
>A
"Huh. How does a cave know what I'd be afraid of anyway?"

>>28928308
this

>>28928232
Lets go back

>>28928287
>>28928368
>>28928308
"Okay, that explains some things" you tell her. "But how does the cave know what I'm afraid of?"

She shrugs "I'm not sure. None of us really question it. It helps test and strengthen our warriors, so we are grateful for it."

The two of you continue to walk, entering the forest and pushing through the dense foliage.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28928434
>A. Say something
"I kind of liked the cave to be honest."

>>28928434
>A
"How often do you get people dropping in on you like I did? And where do they usually come from?"

>>28928434
>A. Say something
"I don't know about you, but the trip to the cave was really fun for me."
"Why has nobody thought of living in there?"

>>28928530
>>28928535
>>28928583
"So, how often do you get people like me visiting around here" you ask. "Where do they usually come from?"

"We've had people who said they were from other worlds visit in the past" she tells you. "You are the first since my father was very young."

"You know, I kind of liked that cave. Why has nobody thought of living there?" you ask.

She smiles "It would be rather dangerous to attempt living there. You are the first I have ever heard say they like it. You are strange, outsider. I like you."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28928645
A. I like you too... Wanna get naked and wrestle? Strictly as a workout exercise.

>>28928645
Say we like her too

>>28928645
>B.
Timeskip to being back at the village.

>>28928702
this

>>28928702
Agreed.

>>28928645
>A
"Thanks. It's a bit surprising, but I like you and your people too."
then >>28928702

>>28928645
>A. Say something
"Hey, if the cave insists on giving me a constant stream of strong guys that world would be better without, who am I to argue?"

>>28928702
>>28928716
>>28928756
After nearly a week of hard travel, the two of you make it safely back to the village. The metals you need have been prepared, and are brought to you upon your arrival. Huhn-tresh turns to you.

"We have everything we need, are you prepared to create your weapon?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28928787
>A.
"I am."

>>28928787
>A.
"i am."

>>28928801
this.

>>28928787
This >>28928801

I mean, it's not like we're going to say "no, I think I'd rather dick around a bit."

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>>28928899

>>28928936
Yeah, I have to admit I started thinking about that the minute after I posted.

>>28928787
>A. Say something
"I suppose, never made a weapon before though, so I've no idea what to do."
"Most Saiyans don't use weapons, then again, most Saiyans are dead."

>>28928899
>>28928844
>>28928840
>>28928801
"I am" you tell her.

She nods. "Then let's get moving. We will head to the west, to the burning mountain, and descend into the heart of flame. There, you will forge your weapon."


The two of you treck west, first through the dense forest, then rocky plateaus , until you finally reach a massive volcano.

"At the peek, there is a pathway winding downward towards the flames" she tells you. "There, in the heart of flame, you shall be able to create what you desire."


The two of you hike up the volcano, the process not taking long. When you reach the peek, you look down to see boiling hot lava far below. The two of you follow the path until you reach the fires. Huhn-tresh hands you the metal and flask.

"The weapon is yours to create" she tells you.

The only question is, how should your sword look?

http://strawpollme/881749/r

Remember to add the dot

I will count the votes in a few minutes

who are the people voting for a lame broadsword?

With the metal and flask in hand, you decide it is time to create your weapon. Huhn-tresh instructs you to coat your hands with the paste while you work. You heed her suggestion, and begin. You spend hours forging your weapon, the heat of the volcano and its gases making the already difficult process far more challenging. You work as hard as you ever had, precisely molding it to the form you desire. Finally, after several long, difficult hours, you hold your newly forged sword in your hand.

Dark black, much like the rocks its metal came from, you have created it in the shape of a cavalry saber. You look to Huhn-tresh, who instructs you in how to imbue the new weapon with your energy. Channeling your ki to it, the weapon glows in your hand. Huhn-tresh smiles at you and gives you a nod of approval.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28929041
I would like to remind everyone that there is more than one pattern of cavalry saber. The American Model 1840 Cavalry, 1850 Officers', and Mameluke patterns are perhaps the most stereotypical, all three take a backseat to the Model 1913 in terms of balance and general utility.

>>28929041
Can't actually vote on the strawpoll anymore it seems.
But if we're voting again, I'm all for the bo-staff or warhammer.

>>28929216
>A
Can we go test it out?

>>28929216
>B. Do something
Imbue the weapon with ki while your Kaioken is activated

>>28929216
>A
"What do I use for a sheath? Also, when can I try it out?"

>>28929250
shit lets try this
Kaioken x3 and Imbue the sword

>>28929216
>B
Test it out on a local tree.

>>28929263
>x3
Yeah, let's knock ourselves out again! We're too scrub to handle anything beyond basic Kaioken.

>>28929333
how are we supposed tog et better without almost killing ourselves?

>>28929353

By getting better without almost killing ourselves? We can do this as a last resort thing.

>>28929333
Hey, test out the limitations of the new sword. If it can't handle 2500 Raditz, how is it supposed to handle SSJ1 when (and if) we get there?

>>28929353
>>28929392
>>28929250
>>28929263
Getting an idea, you clutch the hilt of the sword tight. "Kaio-Ken times three!" you shout. Your power level triples, and you concentrate much of that energy into your sword, which glows the same red as your aura.

Huhn-tresh watches this with mild curiosity, and waits for you to say or do something when you are finished

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28929452
>B.
Power down, see if the energy remains.

>>28929452
>B
Stop Immediately

>>28929452
>B
Test the sword on a tree.

>>28929452
B

Ease out of Kaio Ken before we pass out again. Ask Huhn-tresh how they test out new weapons.

>>28929480
>>28929510
Do eet.

>>28929452
>B. Do something
Drop the kaioken
>A. Say something
"It didn't blow up so that's promising."

>>28929480
This

>>28929480
>>28929487
>>28929501
>>28929510
>>28929524
You power down before you hurt yourself, not wanting a repeat of what happened in the cave. You feel the blade still pulsing with energy, and suspect that it could be dangerous to foes far more powerful than yourself. You ask Huhn-tresh how most people test these weapons.

"Wield it against a beast, or slash a tree or stone" she suggests.

>A. Go find a beast to fight

>B. Tree

>C. Stone

>D. Something else

>>28929585
>C
+
>B

then
>A

>>28929585
>B
then
>C
and finally
>A

>>28929585

>>28929591
>>28929600
lets just go through the list

>>28929585
>B. Tree
>C. Stone
>A. Go find a beast to fight
In that order.

>>28929585
"Hmmm... let's try something different first."
>D. Something else
Create a ki-puppet and see what happens when you stab it.

>>28929585
Seems like everyone wants to do all of them. fine by me.

It's official, we have a red lightsaber

>>28929649
I'm going to say that it absorbs the ki.
Can we do swordbeams?
>>28929716
More like sword with a red, glowing fuller.

>>28929706
>>28929649
>>28929617
>>28929611
>>28929600
>>28929591
You decide to test your new weapon on everything she just mentioned. First, you leave the volcano, and on your way down come across a large rock.

"Fuck this rock in particular!" you shout before slicing it in half, cutting through it as easily as a hot knife through butter.

You continue down into the forest and come across a gigantic tree. It is rather majestic, likely having stood for centuries. As you stare up at it, only one thought comes to your mind.

"Fuck this tree in particular!" you shout, slicing it down with one stroke of your sword.

You head deeper into the forest, Huhn-tresh following you. You come across a gigantic creature, exactly like the one you fought outside the palace, and slice off its head with one strike.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28929863
>A.
"This sword is amazing!"

>>28929863
B. Can we leave now

>>28929878
this, we monster hunter now

>>28929863
A

"With this blade, I shall regain my race's honor with blood and iron!... Or whatever this metal it's made out of is."

>>28929863
>A
"This shall do nicely."

"So... what now?"

>>28929863
A

"This is the SWORD that SHALL LIBERATE THIS GALAXY FROM TYRANNY!!!"

>ultra epic zoom out into the sky, anime style.

>>28929863
>A. Say something
"Now comes the final test."
"HEY BIG GUY!"
"YES, YOU!"
"COME AT ME BRO!"

>>28929863
"Oh man... well usually after killing things I go home and fuck my wives... but I can't do that right now. You want to go behind those bushes and..?"

>>28929863
>A
THIS BLADE OF MINE GLOWS WITH AN AWESOME POWER

>>28929863
>A. Say something
"Considering how kickass this sword is, I kinda feel like I owe you a favour."

>>28929863
"I don't know what you were, but fuck you too!"

>>28929946
this.

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>>28929863
>A.
I LIKE IT.

>>28929947
>>28929946
>>28929931
>>28929920
>>28929913
>>28929900
>>28929889
>>28929878
Vote

>>28929946
can we please Som?

>inb4 that monster happened to be Huhn-tresh's pet
Also, really, Somnius? Huntress? Huhn-tresh?

>>28929960

Anything that isn't trying to fuck the King's daughter, fuck off harem questers.

>>28929863
>A. Say something
"It's a pretty damn good sword even if I so it myself."

>>28929959
Second half of this >>28929913
Just "So what now?"

>>28929878
This, not much else can be said.

Som I have to ask, but was this whole sequence just to appease the people who were whining about not picking the magic sword earlier in the adventure? Not that I'm complaining, it's very enjoyable and I'm having fun, just wondering.

>>28929960
This >>28929954

Anything but trying bang the princess (or killing any innocent people). That's utterly retarded.

>>28929946
voting

>>28929970
Most DBZ names are bad puns

>>28930014
Not really, though that is a nice bonus

>>28930023

such samefag
so repetition
wow
great addition

>>28930045
>>>/v/

>>28929984
>>28930015
Admittedly I'd be fine laying the Chief's daughter, but you gotta set the mood first.

Also, I'm getting the feeling she might ask to come with us.

>>28929984
I'm with this guy. I'll revote for my post as well, though:

>>28929900

>>28929963
Absolutely not.

>>28929960
This one >>28929900

>>28930015
the worst that can happen is we get challenged to a fight by her dad and then we're king of two races

>>28929946
Voting for this. You faggots got your edgy energy lightsaber. Well I want this.

>>28929946
>>28929955
>>28929963
>>28930023
This has the most votes

>>28930107
Ugh.

>>28930107

The majority is against it, as always SOM.

>>28930107
Not doing it in some way or another has more votes than actually doing it.

>>28930107
For god's sake, you know it's just two guys.

The rest of us just want an option to move the fuck on. There are just MANY WAYS to say HOW we move the fuck on.
This is why the voting system needs re-working.

>>28930107
It also has the most votes against.

How about we split down the middle? Something like
>"Thanks for helping, it's a fine sword. So what do you want to do now?"

>>28930107
God damn it. Next time make the king's kid a son instead of a daughter for fuck's sake. This is getting retarded. This is Saiyan quest not Tenchi Muyo quest.

>>28930107
anything but that

>>28930107
You should just use Strawpoll for everything, it prevents samefagging.
C'mon, Som, this quest has been plagued by faggots from day one, don't cow to them now. You're better than that.

What's everyone getting so mad about? You guys got your stupid energy sword, let us have sex with this princess.

>>28930141
this

I'm not samefag and I actually think we kind of deserve this. She seems in the mood anyway, so, provided her father doesn't kill us, I don't see where is the problem.

>>28930193
she's been into us since we beat her

>>28930179
>>28930193

Oh, look, two guys in favor. Everyone else is against.

I honestly don't think it's samefagging. It's probably just the people who are mad that we got a sword and are trying to get back at us.

Let them have it.

>>28930107
I'm against it.

>>28930193
We got a magic sword.

>being in a good mood means you're up for sex with the first guy who asks
Aspie logic.

>>28930179
>>28930193
Are you two seriously this grandmaster sperglord that you think because she's talked to us and said we're a cool guy that she wants to fuck, right now, in the bushes? Have you ever even talked to a female of any species before?

>>28930225
You aspies are the ones who wanted the fucking sword.

>>28930171
You know 4chan has a 5 minute limit on posting the exact same thing. If SOM would ask "A or B and nothing else", it'd eliminate samefaggotry.

Also, >>28930141 lets us either move forward or prompts a conversation, which probably leads towards discussing whether we can take swords/people back with us. So that has my vote.

>>28930213
I don't mind if Som makes a strawpoll again.
Please note that this Sword Quest in DBZ was insanely stupid from the start and I didn't hear THAT much complains about it (meaning we, Harem Questers, are good sports, as always)

>People still voting against
It won, homos. Get over it. We're gonna fuck her box good.

>>28930235
We came here to train, dude, not to get our dick wet.

>>28930141
Just do this one, SOM and let's move on, please?

>>28930235
Are you mad because we got a weapon or because we didn't get the weapon you wanted?

>>28930256
>and I didn't hear THAT much complains about it
I complained about it. And I still will.

>>28930230
>Where do you think we are?

>>28930276
You're right, I forgot this isn't old /tg/.

>>28930267
I'm mad that have any sort of fucking weapon. It's so fucking dumb. And Katana almost won the Strawpoll so that really tells you the kind of faggots who participate in this quest.

I don't mind getting it on with her, but asking her if she wants to go into the bushes and do it is just dumb.

>>28930115
>>28930124
>>28930129
>>28930133
>>28930141
>>28930143
>>28930147
>>28930171
>>28930179
>>28930182
>>28930193
>>28930207
>>28930213
>>28930214
>>28930223
>>28930225
>>28930230
>>28930235
>>28930236
>>28930256
>>28930257
>>28930260
>>28930263
>>28930267
>>28930271
>>28930276
Okay people, let's put this stupid argument to bed. If you don't vote, you don't get to complain (hint hint)

http://strawpollme/881993/r

Remember to add the dot, yadda yadda

>>28930286
But the katana wasn't chosen. Stop being such a cocksleeve and stop voting for stupid decisions.

You're probably the guy who keeps voting to blow up the Earth.

I vote against getting laid

>>28930285
Tell me, since when hardcore basement losers aren't allowed to fantasize (at least a little bit) in a CYOA?

>>28930107

Oh god no. Stop falling for samefaggotry SOMINUS.

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>>28930286
>Stoplikingwhatidontlike

>>28930305
Wait, where do I add the dot?

>>28930336
Before the me

>>28930320
Tell me, since when was DBZ ever a harem anime?

>>28930310
>You're probably the guy who keeps voting to blow up the Earth.
I wasn't, but now maybe I will. Fucking assholes like you turn quests into shit.

HEY LET'S HAVE A LIGHTSABER SWORD EVEN THOUGH IT'S OUT OF PLACE IN THE DBZ UNIVERSE AND WILL PROBABLY BE COMPLETELY USELESS.

>>28930310
I'm pretty sure it's the same dude

I don't mind flirting as long as we're not jumping the horse and being a dick about it.

>>28930346
The poll ended before I could vote.

>>28930376
get rid of the "/r" and you can vote. took me a while to figure out

>>28930376
Get rid of the r at the end.

>>28930359
since we ned to repopulate the Saiyan race

>>28930376
Same

>>28930305
Can't vote for some dumbass reason, but it's 6 to 6.

So >>28930141? Imply at most, and see where it goes?

>>28930363
Apparently you haven't heard that DBZ online is canon and that Ki-infused weapons are rather commonly used.

>>28930383
Since when did we have downtime to get our fuck on? There's baddies everywhere and we have a son. We've done the repopulation AND Spina might even be preggers. There's no need to ignore threats to our family to "repopulate the species" especially when we already fucking did that.

>6 people voted for flirt options
>OH MY GOD SOM IT'S JUST 2 PEOPLE SAMEFAGGING WHAT THAT FUCK
Great players.

>>28930381
>>28930382
That worked, thanks.

>>28930404
>vote for flirting
>vote for "HURR BEHIND DA BUSHES XDDD"

These are not the same thing.

>>28930404
11 now

It's over. There are just too many Paladins in this thread. Sorry guys.

>>28930454
I don't even understand what you're trying to say.

>>28930286
The Kikoukenjutsu Sword School is a thing wether you like it or not.

Granted it's not going to exist for a LOOONG time, but it's a thing in Dragon ball universe.

>>28930465
He's mad he can't sex the lady in our story ;_;

>/tg/
>no fun allowed
Thanks guys, we bear with your fucking stupidest quest ever and we can't even have the Princess.
Friendly reminder that this sword will either :
- kill our opponents in 1H, thus annihilating the fun.
- being totally useless.
(anything else would be retarded)

>>28930430
>>28930409
>>28930404
>>28930403
>>28930402
>>28930401
>>28930384
>>28930383
>>28930382
>>28930381
>>28930376
>>28930371
>>28930368
>>28930363
>>28930359
>>28930346
>>28930336
>>28930330
>>28930324
>>28930320
>>28930313
>>28930310
>>28930440
Okay guys, the results of the poll show victory for those opposed to flirt options. However, it also shows that those voting for them are not just two people samefagging. So, in the future, I do not care how many people bitch and moan, whatever option wins, wins (with exceptions such as "blow up the planet").

However, I now want you to vote on what to say. In this particular vote, flirt options will be ignored.

>>28930454
We have

3

simultaneous love interests, you faggot.

>>28930363
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Kikoukenjutsu_Sword_School

Do you even read maggot?

>>28930465
I'm say that there are just too many lawfag paladins in this thread. Anytime we want to pick a fun choice, they'll overpower our vote.

>>28930479
Continue crying bitch nigga

>>28930454
I dunno. It seems like some people just hate the way it was brought up, like >>28930430

If it showed ANY subtlety or tact at all, I might have been more inclined to see what happened. And I really am curious to know how this whole process works, whether it's possible to bring items or people back with us, and that sort of thing. Making a pass at her might have led to that discussion in time.

>>28930484
"If you don't have sex with me, I'm going to blow up your planet."

>>28930479
We'll probably kill one enemy with it, then suddenly everyone will have armor/weapons made from the same material, negating any advantage it gave us in the first place, or we'll somehow lose it and not be able to replace it.

>>28930484
"This is a very nice blade."
"I'm pretty sure I owe you a favour for this one."

>>28930478
>>28930495
So first we're edgy for getting a sword and now we're paladins because we don't want to fuck a random girl in the bushes? I don't think English is your first language.

>>28930484
SOMINUS I honestly hope you don't think removing the option to flirt is the same as removing the singular decision of asking a woman to fuck behind the bushes.

>>28930503
Well, when I said I voted for the girl, it was pretty clear in my mind that we would flirt and all. I don't care that much about the actual fucking.

>>28930484
Welp I guess there's really nothing else to do except fight the king. So fight the king

>>28930484
"This sword is amazing!"

>>28930522
Except I'm not the same dude? And that's not what I'm saying?

>>28930516
>>28930554

Fuck it, only legit options that have been given amongst the retarded fighting, going with this.

>>28930516
this one

>>28930516
>>28930554
Either one of these.

Let's move on.

>>28930503
>>28930516
>>28930523
>>28930537
I think flirting is a valid option here, just not fucking
I'd say we flirt a little while talking about serious matters like what to do next

I voted against the flirting, because flirting in my idea isn't.
"Hey, wanna go behind the bushes and fuck?"

>>28930516
I like this. Gets to the point, doesn't sound stupid, and shows better taste than asking her to fuck behind the bushes.

Which she can totally still ask for.

>>28930560
Yeah, English definitely isn't your first language.

>>28930580
Sure whatever. Continue shitposting

>>28930568
Every time there is a sub-vote, we vote for the thing that is the most related to our idea. Here, everybody that wanted flirting had to vote for the bushes. Somnius could have easily handled it afterwards.

>>28930580
>>28930596
Saiyan Story: A Race to the Bottom.

How did this degrade into such a massive shitstorm?

Paladin shitposters.

>>28930486
>>28930494
>>28930495
>>28930502
>>28930503
>>28930511
>>28930515
>>28930516
>>28930522
>>28930523
>>28930537
>>28930539
>>28930554
>>28930560
>>28930562
>>28930563
>>28930564
>>28930565
>>28930568
>>28930578
>>28930580
>>28930596
"This sword is amazing!" you tell her. "I feel like I owe you a favor for this one."

She grins and walks past you, bumping into you as she does. "I'll collect later."

The two of you travel back to the village, where the villagers react with great excitement upon seeing your new blade. You receive many congratulations and well wishes, and after the commotion dies down, Huhn-tresh takes you to speak in private.

"So, you have your blade. Now what do you wish to do?" she asks.

>A. See something

>B. Do something

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>multiple ways of saying the same thing in the vein of "this works nicely", "I like it", "this is a great sword", "Now what", etc.
>people's votes are naturally statified among them

>"Want to fuck behind the bushes"
>every retard jumps on this one response

QM: "People are arguing over stupid shit. The 'flirt option' won"

>flirt option

>>28930650
B. Throw it away.

>>28930650
A

"Let's go talk to your father about what needs to be done."

>>28930650
Talk to the father

>>28930663
this

>>28930623
There are several angry groups:

Those who are in favor of flirting, but hate the idea that our only option to flirt was so crass.

Those who are absolutely unwilling to flirt whatsoever, and are upset that it won the vote.

Those who are defensive about actually wanting to ask her to fuck behind the bushes.

Those who just want SOM to pick a fucking option already, and no longer care what that option is.

The longer we go, the more people get angry at anyone holding a different opinion.

>>28930663
This.

>>28930650
>B.
Try to mentally call out to Popo to see what he wishes for us to do here.

>>28930633

People getting mad for others having tact.

>>28930650
"Anything you or your father needs me to do. i'm here to get stronger, so I leave it up to the people who know this planet the best"

>>28930663
this, also lets quit with the shitposting please, it's all behind us

>>28930663
This. Let's finish this side-quest already.

>>28930650

This one >>28930663

>>28930677
This guy knows what's up.

>>28930650
Can we leave this horrible place? Worst fucking arc, everything about it is awful. Let's just fucking leave. Fuck her, fuck her father. Bounce.

>>28930677
That and one really angry dude who's mad about swords in DBZ

>>28930677

>"Want to fuck behind the bushes"

Yeah. FLIRTING.

>>28930650
>A
"I don't know. Your people went out on a limb trusting me, so I'd like to return the favor: preferably in a way that lets me keep training."

"Also, I'd like to try and figure out what happens when I go back."

>>28930719
Just because you don't think it''s flirting, doesn't mean it's not flirting

>>28930650
>A. Say something
"I don't know honestly, when I was sent here I was told that I'd either grow stronger or die."
"I don't suppose you guys have any more trials or something like on that cave that I could undergo?"

>>28930650
>She grins and walks past you, bumping into you as she does. "I'll collect later."

Thanks for the "flirt" (and I mean it). I didn't ask for much more.

>>28930738
If it can end with a restraining order in real life, it's not flirting.

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>>28930738

It isn't flirting. It's asking if they want to have sex. It's floating right above the flirting part and straight to a intimate relationship. Q.E.D.

>>28930719
I specified that there was a difference between flirting and the option given.

Get that fucking tree branch out of your butt, it seems to be messing with your brain.

>>28930750
this

>>28930663
>>28930688
>>28930725
>>28930750

Voting for some form of these

>>28930650
What kind of test would be worthy of this sword?

>>28930650
>A. Say something
"I don't know honestly."
"I'm kind of playing it by the ear, I was sent here to become stronger, got any ideas on that?"

>>28930785
Forgot
>A. Say something

>>28930784
>>28930779
>>28930750
>>28930725
>>28930703
>>28930698
>>28930695
>>28930688
>>28930678
>>28930676
>>28930675
>>28930663
"Let's go talk to your father" you tell her. "You people trusted and helped me, now I want to know if I can help you in return."

She nods, and leads you to her father's tent. Upon your entrance, he looks up at you with a smile.

"You have forged your blade" he observes. "Well done, few outsiders could accomplish such a feat. I trust my daughter was helpful?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28930650
>She grins and walks past you, bumping into you as she does. "I'll collect later."
Som is just taunting us now guys.
she totally would have gone for the bushes

>>28930842
Nope. She was borderline useless.

>>28930842
>A
Yes she was! Thank you again, is their anything I can do to help you or the village?

>>28930842
>B.
Can we try to mentally contact Mr. Popo for instructions?

>>28930842
>A
"Just enough so that I could do it on my own, yes. Just how you meant it, yes?"

What kind of fucking Saiyan are we? Helping villages and wielding a magic sword? We've got to be the worst Saiyan ever.

>>28930842
A

"She was! Now, is there something I can do for you?"

>>28930883
>>28930889

Some combination of these.

>>28930898
>what are archives

>>28930842
>A
She>>28930842
was a great help, now can I help you with something?

>>28930898
Considering we're one of the few still alive, and probably the strongest of those that are, I'd say we're the best damn Saiyan ever.

>>28930898
well, most of the other ones are dead so i'd say we're doing pretty good

>>28930898
We're the beta Saiyan

>>28930898
You do realize the strongest saiyans weren't assholes?

>>28930898
The strongest saiyan to date

>>28930898
We're alive, and at 1,000,000 power. We have two Saiyan wives and a son. The rest of the Saiyans, save a few stragglers, are dead and in Hell.

I say things have worked out in our favor.

Can we just fucking continue on with this trash? Sooner we get out of this shithole the better. Fuck trials.

>>28930842
>A. Say something
"That she was, do you guys have any more of those trials like on that awesome cave?"
"Popo sent me here to get stronger and face trials that could probably kill me."

>>28930967
Since when were you under the impression that this wasn't the Pit of a Hundred Trials?

>>28930898
>We've got to be the worst Saiyan ever.
Relative to who? All the other ones who died?

We have two full-blood saiyan wives and a son by one of them so far. Unlike every other saiyan in the series we're trying to rebuild our race.
Also we're currently the strongest saiyan in the universe including Broly (though to be fair he's still a baby, but with a PL of 10,000).

>>28930898
Read the archives man.

>>28930967
>Fuck trials.
Naw bro. Trials can be good.
Fake enemies and mind-scape "lessons" are bullshit though.

>>28930883
>>28930889
>>28930905
>>28930919
>>28930929
>>28930974
"Yes, she was" you tell him. "Now, are there any sorts of trials for me to do, anything you need help with?"

He smiles and shakes his head. "No, but thank you for the kind offer. Now, if you will excuse me, I must meditate."

Huhn-tresh escorts you out of the tent and sighs. "I suppose you will be leaving now, yes? Returning to your home?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28931011
>Naw bro. Trials can be good.
Not these trials. This whole quest from beginning to end has been terrible.

>>28931024
>A
Smile
"You sound disappointed."

>>28931024
A. Yes, I'll be leaving now. Let's fucking BOUNCE!r

>>28931024
>A The thing is, I don't know how, lemme try something
>B Try to summon popo

>>28931024
>A
"I suppose I could linger for a bit, but I'm going to be leaving sooner or later."

>>28931024
>A
I guess so since there's nothing left to fight

>>28931024
"Well, I'm not happy leaving like this but I suppose I have to.
I could stick around for a while if you wanted though..."

>>28931039
this

>>28931024
This >>28931039

>>28931039
This

>>28931024
A. It looks that way. Would you like to join me? You mentioned wanting to meet others of my race after all.

>>28931024
>A
"My homeworld was destroyed a little more than a year ago. But I will be going back."

"You sound disappointed."

>>28931039
>>28931077
these

>>28931079
>>28931081
>>28931092
>>28931039
You smile at her. "You sound disappointed."

She smiles in return. "You are a great warrior, and things were certainly interesting during your visit. It is a shame that you have to leave so soon, but I understand that you have responsibilities of great importance. It would be wrong of you to ignore them and selfish of me to ask you to."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28931024
>A. Say something
"You sound dissapointed."
"Don't worry, if I was done here, I'd know it."

>>28931125
>>B. Do something
Leave

>>28931125
>A
Well it's been a pleasure
>B
Leave

>>28931153
this

>>28931125
B

Leave. Nothing left to fight, and we have our bitchin sword.

>>28931125
>A
"Your people seem to have things under control here. What would you say to coming with me? It'd be nice having you along."

>>28931125
>A
You aren't wrong - I have many people who depend on me.
Would it be wrong if you can with me? I know it's a lot to ask, but you've got so much potential - being stuck on this planet, as lovely as it is...
>gesture to the deathworld around us
...there's so much more you could do. SO much more you could see.
I can show you worlds of shining, shimmering splendor.
What do you say?

>>28931125
>A
"I have others who depend on me elsewhere. Good luck, Huhn-tresh. Perhaps, someday, we'll meet again."

and these
>>28931139
>>28931153

>>28931191
oh can we keep it Som?
Voting for this

>>28931191
This. She was fighting us evenly until we used Kaioken; she'd be useful to have on the team.