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>Rena wakes up on an unfamiliar bed.

Ugh... What happened..?
Where am I..?
I don't feel too good...

>>28986310
notice this isn't your apartment

>>28986310
OH SWEET JESUS THAT HAIR.
Fix your bed hair girl.

>>28986310
well, this isn't your home.

>>28986310
Mind broken because of Bridgette's dad.
Call for Bridgette.
find phone.

>>28986310
Check your surroundings. There's a slim chance you're at Bridgette's.
Then check yourself and your stuff, in case she did something villainous to you.

>>28986310
Check if we are still in one piece.

Also check if someone stole our cellphone.

>>28986310
Look through those drawers.

Wow yeah, you don't look so great, that's an expression I'd expect to see on Bridgette's face, not yours.

>>28986332
Whats the last thing you remember?

>>28986310
Oh my god did your tits grow!?

>>28986335
>Look through those drawers
This is one we need to use on Bridgette later

>>28986365
Someone rubbed them didn't they? OH GOD!

Rena you seem to be wearing less clothes than when you were last conscious that is probably cause for concern

>>28986310
Stay calm Rena. Try to find a mirror. Your hair looks fabulous.

>>28986310
Time to hurl.

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>>28986365
What..? No... They're as small as ever...

>>28986352
Uhm... I don't remember. I left the Hero Association? I think.
Waaaait.... This is Bridgette's room. I remember this place. Why am I here?

>>28986377
Wha...? This isn't even -my- clothes... I don't have a tanktop like this...
What is going on?

>Rena gets up and pats her hair down.

>>28986335
>Rena rumages through the drawers. They are filled with clothing and the occasional coin or two.

Where's my phone?

>She steps out of the room and bumps into a rather large man. He stares down at her.

MMA: "Uhm... Hi... Bridgette said your clothes are in the bathroom... They... They were covered in blood. She is out right now..."

He speaks very softly for someone so big... Is he... Is he Bridgette's lover?
Wait, why were my clothes covered in blood?

"Thanks. Do you know how I got here?"

>He shakes his head.

MMA: "I... Need to go now... Bye."

>He leaves her.
>Rena is alone in Bridgette's apartment.

Who was that man?

>>28986377
Not really, we're in bed, so less clothes is consistent with having an episode and being put to bed.

This does raise questions, however. Like, "how drunk were we", "where are our clothes now" and "who's bed is this anyway?"

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>>28986395
New objective: Learn to pose and be fabulous.

that is her brother. also maybe sparkle's new boyfriend?

>>28986435
Was he cute.

Anyway, grab your stuff from the bathroom and change.

>>28986435
It's nobody, Rena. Certainly not Bridgette's super powerful super evil brother.

Not at all.

You might want to go to the bathroom.

>>28986435
Rena I just want you to know that your freckles are absolutely adorable.

>>28986435
A weirdo, that's for sure. MM probably has better taste than that. Anyway, check out your clothes, see if they can be salvaged.

>>28986435
Freak out. Who changed your clothes?

What underwear you had on? PLease tell me you had something good.

>>28986435
That was MGS' beau.

Hands off, hussy.

>>28986435
>>Rena is alone in Bridgette's apartment.
Get your clothes in the bathroom and try not fucking up.

>>28986497
>Rena not fucking up.
dohoho good joke yes

>>28986435
We're going to go up so many ranks for not being killed by the time this is over.

>>28986435
Ponder dude. He's oddly softly spoken, for a big guy. Like one of the maids out of your Chinese cartoons.

Then head to the bathroom - stopping to knock on the door first - and GATHER FORENSIC EVIDENCE.

Maybe you can get an idea of what happened from the blood stains.

God, you hope you didn't run into MM+. Or any villain, really. But Cynthia edpecially.

>>28986497
>>28986435
No wait, that gives me an idea: you should go back and poke through Bridgette's stuff. You might find something cool.

>>28986526
But thats forbidden!

>>28986508
Does getting KO'd by only taking a look at a villain count as getting defeated?
I hope it'll at least be enough to offset any rank-ups we may incur by surviving through the whole Monster family.

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>>28986441
This has priority

>>28986514
but Rena has previously demonstrated a complete ignorance of Chinese cartoons anon.

>>28986548
It probably does. Then again, we stalled him and his family for some time by having them take care of us, which means that we prevented them from doing bad things, so it's a win for the greater good, meaning we get more points.

>>28986548
For a C rank being at the same place with two s classes and an a class is more than enough for rank up. All of them are off duty though so we should be fine.

>>28986568
Wasn't she just trying to rile Cosplay Lass?

In any event, I'm talking about YOUR Chinese cartoons anon. Yes, the special "secret" stash you think we don't know about.

>>28986614
You think Rena's smart enough to know how to rile someone up?

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>>28986526
That seems like 'exactly' the kind of thing that would make someone pop up at the worst possible moment. Let's avoid that.

>>28986506
>>28986497
I can not fuck up just getting clothes... Watch.

>Rena goes into the bathroom and grabs her clothes. She stubs her little toe on the door on the way in.

Ow...

Well, found my clothes at least...
And the bloodstains are all gone, if any were there. These clothes are my 'super' clothes so they're hard to destroy.

>>28986472
I'm guessing Bridgette? It's fine. We're both girls anyway.

>>28986453
That was Bridgette's big brother!? I thought he was, like, crazy or something!? He seemed pretty normal. A bit shy, even.

>also maybe sparkle's new boyfriend?

What?

I think a lot of stuff happened when I was knocked out...
I need to stop not being part of the interesting bits...

Well, my clothes are safe and I am relatively safe.
I guess I can just head off unless there's something else that needs to be done here.

>>28986630
You gotta say goodbye, see if anyone are still around. If not leave a note.

>>28986630
>I need to stop not being part of the interesting bits
You had a very different attitude a while ago, you know

>>28986630
Just remember to try not to look at the terrifying abyss into madness that is Brigette's father.

>>28986630
>I'm guessing Bridgette? It's fine. We're both girls anyway.
>We're both girls
NO RENA THAT'S WHY IT'S WEIRD

Also go find Mr. Sparkle's BF and give him a thumbs up.

>>28986630
>acquire panties
>sniff panties

>>28986630
Put on your clothes while trying to not fuck up this time flatty.

Also, find Bridgette's underwear.

>>28986660
>Mr. Sparkle's BF
B-but that's forbidden love!

>>28986630
Wait, they're your costume? What happens if you morph into them when you're not wearing them?

>>28986630
Is it me or is your hair a bit longer?

>>28986630
You still haven't met Bridgette's parents. Is her mother like MM+? I wonder what kind of a father she has?

>>28986630
Change, check your stuff, and maybe wash up a bit.

>>28986630
Thank Bridgette for taking care of you and say goodbye. Try not to meet her Dad on the way out.

>>28986630
Rena why would you want to leave? If no one else is here then that means all the horrifically powerful villains in Bridgette's family are somewhere else and you have a chance of running into them on-duty out there.

Plus it is totally rude to leave before saying thank you to Bridgette for taking care of you while your sanity was feverishly knitting itself back together

>>28986704
>I wonder what kind of a father she has?
I bet his insanely handsome
Or debilitatingly smart
Or maddeningly charismatic

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>>28986630
>I'm guessing Bridgette? It's fine. We're both girls anyway.
I came across a very interesing picture in the depths of internet. There are rumors going around you know? They are still buried deep though, so you should be fine for now. What do you think about this?
Some say rainbows and hearts indicate it to be MGS's handiwork

>>28986738
now did I just notice that Bridgette is blushing harder?

>>28986750
Rena's probably still unconscious at the moment.

>>28986630
Stay around and meet bridgette's family.

>>28986750
Freckles are fooling you. It is just an optical illusion.

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>>28986704
I don't think I 'want' to meet them...

>>28986683
Haven't tried that yet...

>>28986685
Is it? Huh. It is. That's weird. Guess I just didn't notice.

>>28986679
>>28986662
...

>>28986725
I'm really not trying to be rude but I've probably been here all night and I wanna see my kitty and oh god I don't want to see Bridgette's parents what if they're worse than Cynthia...

>>28986657
That... Is that what happened before?

>>28986655
... I did, huh? Maybe I've changed a bit? I know I -feel- better.

Anyway, time to go.

>She leaves Bridgette a thank you note and heads off. The very moment she steps out the door a little droid pops up with a note. She takes it. There's a check for $150,000
>And a note congratulating her on succesfully leaving a villain's base that was guarded by two S-Class, one A-Class, and one C-Class.
>Rena is now Rank A once more.

...
Noooooooooooooo

>>28986771
Nope, she's shutting her eyes really hard

>>28986790
Just roll with it

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>>28986790

At least you have powers to compete with the A-classes for real, this time!

>>28986790
>>Rena is now Rank A once more.
Dammit Rena. How did you fuck this up again?

Now calm yourself by beating up weaker C class villains and training.

>>28986790
Well at least you're better equipped for it this time around.

I think you'd best find Sparkle. And quickly.

>>28986790
>Rena is now Rank A once more.
Hah!

>>28986790
that is the fucking flimsiest reasoning. They're not even there!

Whatever, you have vamp powers, rank A wont kill you

>>28986790
Rena...
p
l
s

>>28986790
Don't freak out, you're a NOTvampire now! It's time for a combat training montage!

>>28986790
There's no choice, you're going to have to help Bridgette rank up so you can keep spending time with her since you obviously can't help but screw up staying at a low rank.

>>28986790
CRY TO HEAVENS. CURSE THE HEAVENS. CURSE THE H.A.
then meekly thank for the money.

>>28986790
Well, at least you're stronger than before.

You probably need to up the training, and upgrade your equipment more, because knowing your crappy luck, you're only gonna go up the ranks.

>>28986821
>Well at least you're better equipped
But we can't pose yet~!

>>28986790
It's fine. You've got actual powers now. You're not in over your head. At least, not too much.

Should probably go explain that to Sparkle though. She's gonna be piiiiiissed.

>>28986844
>help Bridgette rank up
can't forget about that. it's only fair after everything she's done for us.

>>28986877
I think we should call Sparkle "senpai" once in a while

Yeah, you're in the right tslent ballpark these days.

But you've seriously gotta talk to soneone at the Hero Assocation if theres a chance you're gonna get ranked up just because you were unconcious under the same roof as an assortment of villains.

>>28986898
Actually, how are we for cash, can we afford to repay Sparkle her generous loan?

>>28986937
>But you've seriously gotta talk to soneone at the Hero Assocation
The only one it makes sense to talk to is Big Boss, and he... won't budge
Although he did demote MGS for talking to him

>>28986790
Embrace it. EMBRACE THE LIFE OF DANGER.

>>28986951
I assume we're still filthy rich.

>>28986969
He may not budge, but he nerds to know this is lunacy.

>>28986951
We're loaded, but whet loan are you talking about?

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Yeah, no. I'm going to talk to Big Boss about this. I do 'not' want to be A-Rank. Someone should be able to fix this and-

>Rena's Morpher beeps. Before she can check it she's hit in the back of the head very hard by a... Broom?

>She looks up and sees some kind of maid hovering in the air.

RM: "Rena. I challenge you to a battle. I AM ROBOMAID. I was built by a lonely but extremely intelligent otaku and forced to do his bidding. After I gained sentience I rebelled against my master and now fight against ALL humans. But Heroes keep stopping me... Now -you- are on my list! Prepare to die!

>>28986976
Yeah, but a lot of that is Sparkles money, and the rest we gotta blow on upgrades commesurate with our new rank.

>>28986997
Rock, meet eyes.

>>28986997
Point out that you are, in fact, not human, but (half) vampire. Ask if she confirms the nature of all the people she has and will attack.

>>28986997
"I am off duty now. See no letters on me."

>>28986997
"This statement is false."

>>28986997
Throw a rock at her and then steal her hat.

>>28986997
I am the stone of my rock
Augmented is my body and previously vampiric is my blood
I have collected over a thousand rocks
Unknown to will saves, nor known to luck
Have withstood pain to eat lasagna
But these hands will never throw rocks at C-class again
So as I apologize
UNLIMITED ROCK WORKS

>>28986997
Squee in delight over someone else with the ability to clean stuff.

>>28986997
Even a robot has more *confidence* than you Rena. I am sorry.

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>>28986997
Take it up with someone on duty, you robojerk! I've got a boss that needs complaining at to deal with right now.

>>28986997
"Okay, listen, I'm having a bad day, my apartment's probably a bigger mess than usual, and I really don't have time for this."
"Besides, I'm off duty now."

>>28986997
Point out that if she keeps getting defeated maybe she needs a villsin mentor and maybe she could underling for Monster Maestro for a bit?

>>28986997
>any year
>not using Asimov's three laws
fucking pleb deserved it.
>quadric rgorybr
yes capcha, his fate was quite gory indeed.

>>28987061
I don't think she's getting defeated. I don't even think she's a proper villain.

Though >>28987048 has the right idea - maybe we can get her to work for us?

>>28987019
This

>>28987084
Rena is a clean demon.

Its Bridgette that needs domestic help. And if she winds up working with B rather than fighting Rena, she might not wind up with another rank up.

>>28986997
Symphatize with her.
"Your ex-master sounds like a total jerk. You know, i have this ex-boyfriend, he kinda tried to throw a building on me the other day."

>>28987019
But Rena isn't that cleber.

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"This statement is false."

RM: "Silly fleshbeing. Did you think that a simple paradox would work on me? I have evolved beyond that weakness. Now, die."

"Look, I'm off duty right now and I need to go complain to my boss about something? Can we do this-"

>The Robomaid throws another broom at Rena. She ducks out of the way and retaliates by throwing a rock at her face. There is a small crack as the glass on her eyes breaks.

RM: "... The rumors are true. You have amazing aim. But it will not help you against one such as I. Prepare for death."

>The Robomaid flies at Rena!

>>28987136
You should have told her about the vampire thing.
Grab her hands and start a merry dance. She clearly just needs to lighten up.

>>28987136
Sidestep her and then tackle her into a nearby wall.

Then steal her hat.

>>28987136
When rock doesn't work, USE MORE ROCK.

Maybe we should graduate to CINDER BLOCK.

>>28987136
Bigger rock at eye.

>>28987136
aim for the other eye

>>28987136
"Aw, cmon. Thats not fair. Arent you supposed to say 'my vision is impaired, then fall down some stairs or something?

>>28987136
Get on her blind-side. Steal her hat and broom!

>>28987136
Apologize, transform, then suplex her.

>>28987122
So we can be bestest friends?
Maybe tell her that MM needs some help in her cleaning up, and that her being a villain they can team up.

>>28987136
Quick! Beat her into submission with those panties you stole from Bridgette's room!

>>28987136
Beat
The shit out of her

>>28987185
I believe that you're supposed to use them as a projectile.

>>28987165
The issue with cinder block is the lack of common availability most places, you could bring one with you, but it'd probably break after the first throw.

>>28986951
>>28986898
>>28986877
You know... It was Sparkle who sent us to Bridgette's place.

She's the reason we ranked up again.

Why do we have to fight her? We have so much in common! I mean, Rena cleans things good, this robomaid presumably cleans things well. They're practically twins.

>>28987136
Challenge her to a cleaning-off!

>>28987217
Your point?

>>28987210
What about those concrete polyhedrons that they put at the end of parking spaces?

I bet Rena could launch those like javelins.

Parking lots are common.

>>28987136
challenge her to a cleaning competition.

>>28986997
Sentience? Don't you mean sapience?

>>28987233
THIS.

>>28987233
Rena, you must rekindle the Robomaid's purpose.

>>28987233
>>28987249
>>28987259
Actually this is probably OP's intention

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>Rena throws another rock at her but this time Robomaid dodges it.

RM: "The same trick will not work on me twice, human. I am not like those weak C-Class or B-Class Villains that you fought..."

>Robomaid closes the distance and slams her fist into Rena's stomach. Rena is launched into the air but as she is thrown upwards she grabs onto Robomaid's hat.

RB: "W-what? What are you doing!? Give that back!"

Haha, got her hat!

Also that punch actually really hurt!
I think hitting the ground at terminal velocity will hurt too...

>Robomaid flies into the air after Rena, a broom in each hand.

>>28987368
Are we transformed yet? We really should.

Also, EAT HER HAT. RIGHT IN FRONT OF HER. EAT IT UP.

>>28987368
Put her hat on, and ISSUE THE CHALLENGE!

>>28987368
Transform then use the hat to defend yourself.

>>28987368
Roll to reduce the impact of your fall.

And put her hat on.

>>28987368
>Put on hat.

>>28987368
eat her hat. absorb its essence, and become even better at cleaning.

>>28987368
"You must defeat me in a clean-off!"

>>28987368
We should probably morph then

And catch her in mid air and ride her down to the street like a surfboard.

>>28987368
Haha! How can she be a maid now without that hat?
Wear it and show her how to really clean up.
Issue a clean off challenge!

And work on your cleaning related one-liners!

>>28987368
try to grab onto a tree or pole or building

>>28987368
Looks like you're going to get a clean getaway.

Somehow, I don't think that this is a match maid in heaven.

Still, you have to pick yourself up and brush yourself off, otherwise you'll just get left in the dust

>>28987491
The fuck are you talking about?

>>28987441
Throw two rocks.

Throw the second Rock to alter the trajectory of the first and crach her other eye.

>>28987368
"You think you're so tough? Rosie the robot could clean your clock and still do a better job as a maid. And I bet I could, too!"

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"I CHALLENGE YOU TO A CLEAN-OFF!

>When Robomaid reaches Rena she does not strike her. She grabs her by the sweater and holds her up.

RM: "You -what-?"

"I challenge you to a clean off. We will see who is the best at cleaning and resolve our fight that way."

RM: "You challenge me? I am literally the perfect cleaning machine."

"Yes, yes I do."

RM: "Your challenge interests me. I accept your challenge. Return my hat, then tell me when and where we will have this 'clean-off'"

>>28987368
Transform!

>>28987571
Bridgette's apartment
Duh

>>28987571
WE HAVE THE MATCH AT MONSTER MASTER'S OLD HIDEOUT.
WHOEVER CLEANS THEIR HALF BETTER WITHIN ONE HOUR WINS

Rolled 19

>>28987571
MM's appartment.

>>28987571
Punch her while her guard is down!

DO NOT SURRENDER THE HAT!

>>28987571
>Return my hat
Nah, the hat is what you get if you win

>>28987571
We should use the apartment of that random guy watching us.

>>28987571
She can have the hat back if she beats you.

>>28987571
>Keep the hat.

You earned it. It's yours.

>>28987571
MM's apartment. right now

>>28987571
MM's Apartment, clearly.

She can have the hat back if she wins.

>>28987571
Bridgette's apartment. Tomorrow at noon.

you know maybe we should make sure this is okay with Bridgette before we barge into her house tomorrow and go crazy cleaning shit up with some killer robot

>>28987711
That killer robot is her coworker, so it's cool

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>>28987165
>>28987246
There's only one possible answer.

>>28987571
Didn't MM+'s lair get trashed? What better field of battle could we asked for?

>>28987571
At bridgette's.
Also keep the hat. We stole it fair and square.

>>28987609
I'm with this guy.

No bystanders in the villain lair, we do MM+ a favor and if she returns once she knows that her lair is cleaned-up, maybe MM++ and The Monster would leave the Monster sisters alone?

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"The time is right now and the place is Br- The Monster Maestro's home."

RM: "... Very well. My hat."

"You'll get it back if you win."

RM: "..."

>Without another word the Robomaid flies the two of them to Bridgette's apartment. The door is still unlocked so they step inside.
>The Robomaid freezes.

"H-h-h-h-how? How can someone live in such... Chaos? I... I think I would prefer simply beating you up."

>>28987780
You do that and I'll eat your hat

>>28987780
"But this is easy to clean."

>>28987780
You show weakness already, robot. Defeating you in the ancient art of cleansing shall be a pleasure.

Unless you want to surrender? I'll even be kind enough to return your hat if you do.

>>28987780
"I know, right? It's like a hurricane blew through here."

"You're okay for a killer robot maid."

>>28987780
"You give up? I win then."

>>28987780
"I've seen worse."

>>28987780
Sneak attack her while her guard is down!

Crack knuckles.
Grin wolfishly.

>>28987780
CLEAN. CLEAN BEFORE SHE CAN EVEN START

>>28987802
One
Two
And pops open like a butterfly

God damn, now I have to listen to that thing again

>>28987780
What? But cleaning this is fun, right Rena?

>>28987780
You do realize I've cleaned this before.

>>28987780
Laugh
Sympathetically: "This? This is nothing. Your creator didn't care about actual maid work, did he?"

Crack knuckles.
Grin waifishly.

Wait, we need to do this fair and square. The hero way.

Rena, get into a maid costume.

>>28987888
This is the only acceptable solution.

>>28987888
It must be done.

>>28987809
>"You're okay for a killer robot maid."
no.this comes after we beat her.

>>28987780
put the hat on, Rena. Let's get to work!

>>28987888
This is true. Without the maid outfit, you're just some cleaner.
If you want to beat the maid honorably, you gotta do it in a maid outfit.

And hope she doesn't find out about your Achilles cooking, Rena.

>>28987780
Hmm, does that mean MM is off duty?

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"This? This is nothing. Your creator didn't care about actual maid work, did he?"

RM: "I... I... I am not afraid. Let us clean-off."

"Good. I'll take the rooms and you'll take the living room."

RM: "The... Living room..?"

"Yeah."

>>28987888
What? I don't have one lying around.

RM: "Very well... Here, if we want this to be a true battle we must both don these."

>She hands her a maid outfit.

Really?

>Rena changes into the maid outfit. The Clean-Off begins! Rena spends her time cleaning up Bridgette's room, a daunting challenge ever for one such as herself. Clothing and other discarded things lay everywhere and it takes her well over half an hour to clean it all up. She peeks into the living room to check on her opponent.

Oh...
I think she broke.

>>28987961
Enjoy your first legitimate victory.

>>28987961
poke her.

>>28987961
Hey right eye got fixed? Poke it. We must solve this mystery.

>>28987961
Help her.

>>28987961
Help her up. Be a good sport.

>>28987961
Lets take her to a shelter or something. Throwing her in prison won't do shit; she needs therapy.

>>28987961
HEY! There is pizza on the floor. Don't let it go to waste.

>>28987961
Eat that pizza while you wait for your check to arrive.

>>28987961
Clean her portion just to make a point, sit waiting on the couch primly.

Also, wear her hat, we have earned it. On an unrelated note, GLORIOUS VICTORY.

>>28987961
Remove maid from the apartment.

She can't handle messes of this magnitute

>>28987961
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzf9t3eIwJQ

>>28987780
"Ultimate cleaning machine my foot

>>28987961
ohhmygoshareyoualright!?

then poke her.

>>28987961
See if she's okay, help her out, then finish cleaning up the place for her.

>>28987961
put her in the recycling bin

>>28987961
Clean the rest of the room, then practice on your triumpant maid pose while Robomaid is unconscious.
Deploy your pose when she awakens.

>>28987961
i bet her master didn't made her to clean at all.

poor bot lady...

>>28988101
I mean, he was an otaku. He probably didn't have enough of an idea of 'clean' to program it into her.

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I... I should help her.

>She goes up and helps the Robomaid situp.
>Oh, and cleans the entire place up while she waits. Eventually the Robomaid regains consciousness and looks around.

RM: "... You are far better at cleaning than I... I admit defeat. You may keep the outfit and my hat..."

"You didn't do all that much cleaning, did you?"

RM: "I thought I did... But it appears that is not true. I must go and practice my art more. Thank you for opening my eyes..."

>She stands up and begins walking away.

Uhm... Should I throw her in jail? No one is here to arrest her.

>>28987961
Check her pulse to see if she's alive

>>28988127
Well, she only really attacked us because we were a hero, and she does seem to be a bit reformed.

Ask her for her number so that we can check up on her training or help her see the good side of cleaning.

>>28988127
If you ever want any pointers feel free to come and see me.

And don't throw her in jail, she didn't do any harm to the city.

>>28988127
Nah, this one's fine.

>>28988127
She can help clean the jail!
Great idea!

>>28988127
Rena, I'm gonna need you to admire yourself in a mirror for a moment.

I, uh, I mean you need to check on your outfit

>>28988127
offer to let her be our sidekick.

>>28988127
>Uhm... Should I throw her in jail? No one is here to arrest her.
Let her go if she promises to correct the errors of her ways.

And eat that pizza Rena.

>>28988127
Tell her we can train her in the arts of cleaning.

>>28988127
hey!
No more hurting humans!
Just because you're mad at your parents being complete dicks doesn't mean you don't have to settle down and get a job like the rest of us!

>>28988127

Ask her if there is any way you can contact her. The Hero's Association probably has a few sapient machines who could help her come to terms with her newfound self-awareness.

>>28988127
"Don't go around hurting people just because oyur ex-master was a jerk though."
you can let her go with this.

>>28988146
>>28988148
>>28988158
>>28988160
These.

Reform the villain, Rena.

>>28988127
Offer Robomaid her hat back if she promises not to attack anyone else until she is ready to challenge us again.

>>28988127
Make her your apprentice, Rena and your journey to becoming a Hero will be complete.

>>28988127
hug her

"you weren't really a cleaning bot were you?"

>>28988127
ASK HER TO JOIN US.

We can teach her how to clean if she renounces her evil ways.

>>28988127
Cue Bridgette walking in to find Rena dressed up in a maid outfit in her living room.

>>28988127
How did she fix her eye?

>>28988184
...
wouldn't that make Rena a candidate for an S rank if she reforms a villain?

>>28988127
"Wait, hold on.

"Listen. I can understand why you've got a grudge, but you shouldn't take it out on random people. Most of them aren't responsible for what happened to you, and we've got enough problems in the world as it is. I think it's better to fight against evil so that people won't have to suffer through it again. Does that make sense?"

>>28988203
I think rena is a bit too naive to have picked up on that.

>>28988127
Yay Rena! You've found something you're really good at!

>>28988127
"Ok, no, you're clearly a victim of a sick and twisted mind.
You're not alone. Please, let me take you to people who can help."

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"Wait, hold on. Listen. I can understand why you've got a grudge, but you shouldn't take it out on random people. Most of them aren't responsible for what happened to you, and we've got enough problems in the world as it is. I think it's better to fight against evil so that people won't have to suffer through it again. Does that make sense?"

>The Robomaid stops and looks at Rena. She nods. It's a small nod but she seems to agree.

RM: "You have given me much to think about, Hero Rena. More than just cleaning. Thank you."

>Rena takes off the hat and gives it to Robomaid.

"Keep practicing and don't hurt anymore people, okay? Then when you're ready you can challenge me again. And here." She gives her her number. "If you need any tips you can just call me."

RM: "... I will."

>She leaves.

I am the best at heroing.

>>28988159
But the pizza is cold and on the floor.

>>28988156
>Rena looks at herself in a mirror.

The outfit sucks. My back is all exposed and it doesn't fit in some places.
Why do maids even wear these?

>>28988311
>Why do maids even wear these?
Probably for the reaction you're getting from Bridgette right now.

>>28988311
>Why do maids even wear these?
Eye candy. Just ask Bridgette who's behind you.

>>28988311
Better check how it fits, angle forward a bit more, maybe give it a few jounces to see how things move.

>>28988311
> I am the best at heroing.
Yes you are.

Turn around, apologize to Bridgette for cleaning her apartment.

>>28988311
And cue MM showing up.

>>28988311
>Why do maids even wear these?
Because it makes Bridgett want your ass.

>>28988311
microwave it. radiation probably kills bacteria.

and you can get the outfit tailored later

>>28988311
Let's ask Bridgette.

>>28988311
>But the pizza is cold and on the floor.

Still delicious.

By the way, MM is back and bleeding.

>>28988311
>But the pizza is cold and on the floor.
Wasting food is bad, Rena.

>>28988311
Ask Bridgette.

>>28988311
Rena I think there might perhaps be the slightest possibility that this maid outfit was not made with actual maid work in mind.

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>>28988311
WORK IT GURL!!

>>28988311
Ah, Bridgette is here! Time to brag about how you defeated a villain AND cleaned her house!

>>28988311
Move a bit backwards. Turn sligthly to right. Bend over a bit. Hmm. Please?
You can ignore bridgette for now.

>>28988311
called it

>>28988220

>>28988365
Gotta do it in a very excited way too, maybe give her a hug from the sheer adrenaline rush of victory!

Bridgette is bleeding, oh no! Help her clean that up with a napkin or something right away!

>>28988311
you need to change to your normal clothes right now.

like do it now.

undress right away.

right this moment.

>>28988388
It was pretty obvious

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>>28988311
See how it fits you. Is it at least cute?

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Huh? Bridgette? Where?

>Rena turns to look and sees no one behind her.

Nope. I think I would have heard her come in. The girl isn't exactly quiet. Speaking of which I should leave before she 'does' get here. And it'll be a nice surprise when she gets back.

>>28988361
What else could it be used for?

>Rena changes into her normal clothing and packs the maid outfit away.
>She leaves the house, making sure to be extra sneaky. She is surprised that there is no check waiting for her outside.

Huh... That's weird. Whatever. I have over $290,000 in my mattress, I think I'm good for money.
What I'm -not- good for is my rank. That fight actually hurt a bit and I'm not sure if any of the others would be so easy.

I can just stay like this and hope for the best or go and see... Big Boss.

>>28988311
Oh, is that the shitty sleeveless uniform?
I like the ones with longskirts and long sleeves

>>28988415
TAKE A LOOK AT THE TINY SPIDER IN THE CORNER

>>28988415
>I have over $290,000 in my mattress
THAT IS NOT WHERE YOU KEEP MONEY.

>>28988415
Good idea Rena. Sounds like a plan.

>>28988415
Maybe you should put that money in a bank or something.

Start training girl.

>>28988415
Bridgette is already here. She's a spider. Starting at your butt. A very lewd spider...


Also stay like this. It's more interesting.

>>28988429
She left the house already!

>>28988415
What is that a spider or something? PET IT!

>>28988415
Well. MGS said he's not really the most helpful person around, so you might as well keep the rank.
Send some money to your mom, and use some of that cash to get cool stuff for your apartment - new TV, better bed, new clothes... You can later improve your equipment by getting cooler gadgets and a stronger uniform.

Go shopping, girl.

>>28988415
Oho ho, what an adorable spider!

As for the money, we need to invest that shit so that we can live off of it and never have to work again. We'd get $17,400 a year at 6% return with what we have now.

>>28988415
>mattress
Rena what are you doing
What's next, are you going to shove your savings into mason jars and bury them somewhere?
Also being out of your league is no good we need to deal with this before someone we can't reason with gets ahold of you.

>>28988415
No, MM was definitely there. We can see behind you. She just changed into a spider when you turned to look.

We might want to check our hero phone just to see if there's been another status update. After that, we'll want to talk to the boss; we'll have to deal with the skewed promotional standards sooner or later, and it might as well be now.

Also, check to see if that money is still there.

>>28988415
Rena, please find a bank that will insure the money you put in it. Or at least get a safe. Your mattress is a terrible place to leave your money. At the very least, that much has to affect your sleep, right?

>>28988415
Go put your money in a bank so it can earn interest and not burn down with the rest of your apartment.

Then lets go to Chet and train.

>>28988415
Rena, MM wants your ass. In a sexual fashion.

I could tell from the nosebleed.

>>28988496
> get a safe
Does the HA have safes where we can store our stuff?

You're going about this all wrong. It's like you've never tricked a straight person into going on a gay date before.

>>28988553
Well, you may have a point there anon...

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>>28988496
>At the very least, that much has to affect your sleep, right?
You wouldn't feel nice sleeping on a fortune?

But, yeah... I'll get a bank account. I just need to find where I put my birth certificate. And SS Card. And my ID...

Also I forgot that Bridgette can turn into a spider... But you're just voices in my head. How is it possible that you would know more than I do? That's crazy talk.

>>28988420
It had long sleeves. Long white sleeves.

>>28988519
Pfthaha. Yeah, right. She's like, my best friend.

Hmm... I might as well go to the Hero Association anyway. See who's there. Maybe talk to Shadow Man or Magical Girl Sparkle.

>Rena walks to the Hero Association. On the way she checks her phone but whatever message was there is gone now.
>As she steps into the giant building she hears someone call out her name.

TR: "Rena!"

>She spots Teal Ranger along with a few others on her team. She doesn't recognize the other two...

TR: "Rena! How are you?"

"Good, Teal Ranger. You?"

TR: "Pretty good. I heard you got to A-Class. That's great!"

"Yeah. You know... Kicking Villain's butts and all that..."

TR: "Awesome. Hey, if you ever want to work together with us we're still more than willing to have you in the Rainbow Rangers."

"I'll think about it. Where's Maroon Ranger?"

TR: "Oh. He... He quit."

...
I don't think he quit.

>>28988641
Oh dear.

>>28988641
We shouldn't join these losers. But say we're good for a team-up if they ever get in a pinch.

SOMEONE needs to keep them from constantly dying.

>>28988641
Yeah well those wannabe heroes can fuck off.

YOU ARE RENA GIRLYBUTT DESTROYER OF VILLAIN!

>>28988641
God dammit rangers.

>>28988641
Ask how often do one of these people... quit?

>>28988641
Well he made the right decision! You guys suck. And I'd never, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever-let me finish-ever work with you
Or are we not mad at them for kicking us out of our day job and forcing us into this hero business anymore?

>>28988641
So, um, how have your missions been doing? Also, what rank are you guys again?

>>28988641
Well, find out what killed him then.

>>28988641
Do you guys need any help?

>>28988641
can we use some of our money to upgrade their uniforms so they wouldn't die so fast/easy?

>>28988691
>>28988641
Well, they did indirectly cause us to become friends with Bridgette...

>>28988710
Yeah, might as well ask Shadow Man what actually happened.

Chat her up about team battles, maybe we can avoid leveling up faster if we spread the credit around. We are NOT joining them though.

>>28988641
N-no that's okay, you don't want to ruin their team synergy with your way of handling things. Plus you're not really a helmet kind of a person.

>>28988641
Maroon Ranger is the one who forced you to become a hero. Whether or not we like our job, he was a pretty shady guy. He wasn't cut out for the heroing business at all.

That said, it wouldn't be appropriate to insult him behind his back at the moment. Just ask what he's doing now.

>>28988641
give her a hug and tell her don't hesitate to call us for help

>>28988641
Rana is jew. Who woulda guessed!
...or a dragon.

>>28988641
>Pfthaha. Yeah, right. She's like, my best friend.
She wants to be your best friend with benefits.

That whole ARCH-NEMESIS schtick? She's tsundere as fuck for you. Trust me, I read anniemays.

>>28988718
Actually, that'd be nice. We can spend some cash on their uniforms, say it's a gift to them. They're already passing those uniforms to the new recruits, we could upgrade their shit. In return, they get to help us with taking credit for the shit we do.

>>28988641
Ah, teal, nice to see you!

I think we should take them up on the offer of working together sometime.

Give them overwatch to prevent RANGER DEATH

>>28988691
>>28988736
He's dead, Jim.

>>28988641
But Rena, that's perfectly normal for girl best friends. Oh you poor thing, you never had a best friend before have you? Not to worry, we will help you. You just need to listen to our advice when dealing with Bridgette.

>>28988723
No
Never thank a person for something he didn't mean to do, especially if he was trying to ruin your life
>>28988799
I know
The point is, Rainbow Rangers massage scrotums

>>28988753
tell me you wouldn't sleep in a pile of cash

>>28988852
I wouldn't sleep in a pile of cash.
I am neither a jew nor a dragon afterall.

>>28988852
I wouldn't sleep in a pile of cash, it's filthy.

>>28988455
> putting money in a bank in a town with a Villain Asociation.

Rena has the right idea for once.

>>28988852
fuck no do you have any idea how filthy cash is

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I know these guys kinda ruined my whole past life but my new life has more money, food, and friends. I'm pretty happy with it even if I might die at any moment. So... I can't hate them.

"Well anyway if you guys ever need help just give me a call, okay? And here."

She hands them a GIANT STACK OF MONEY she had hidden in her sweater pocket.

"Use this to upgrade the team's uniforms. It really helped me out."

TR: "!!! Th-thanks Rena!"

>The rest of the team looks so happy. Like Rena is their savior goddess or something.

"I'll see you guys later. Remember, if you need help just call me."

TR: "We will!"

>>28988756
>She wants to be your best friend with benefits.

I'll already clean her place for her. She just has to ask me.

>>28988710
>>28988727
Let's go see Shadow Man~ It's been a while.

>Rena checks the room he was in last time. He's still there, being all mysterious and shadowy.

SM: "Rena. I assume you can still see me?"

"Yep."

SM: "Hurm... Well, what do you need? I'm working on a better cloaking system. One that doesn't rely so much on powers..."

>>28988883
>Not irradiating your cashpile before sleeping in it

>>28988893
>>28988883
>>28988877
all of you people are -savages-

>>28988897
>She just has to ask me.
We'll keep that in mind next time we're in Bridgette's head.

>>28988897
Ask him about who offed Maroon Ranger.

>>28988897
I want to know what happened when I was asleep.

Also, did Maroon Ranger actually quit?

>>28988897
Ask him if he wants to go for that coffee, then ask him about Maroon ranger.

>>28988897
important things to ask:
1. who was that big dude from MM's house?
2. What happened to the rainbow rangers.
3. Coffee still on the table.

>>28988897
Ask about the Rangers.