>>29007010
Description for the other thread?

>>29007053
Axe Ninja: Origins

>>29007010
A) Drop your bag and run
What did we have in it anyway?

>>29007010
>A) Drop your bag and run
To the nearest bar. Then -
>C) Turn and fight
DRUNKEN ADDER TURNS TO STRIKE!

>>29007010
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=739889

Forgot to post the character sheet

>>29007096
>>29007010
Uploaded.
Remember to upvote, I can't since I am the requester.

>>29007115
>Forgot link:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Rags%20to%20Riches%20Quest

>>29007085
>>29007096
You realize now that there's no other way out of the situation. You relax your shoulders and let your bag slip off. As it falls to the ground you can feel yourself picking up speed. You glance back to see the pursuers leaping over your dropped things, kicking the bag over in the dirt.

You make it to the town gate, and keep running down the road until you can't see the thugs chasing you anymore. You stop and fall onto your rear, desperately trying to catch your breath. After a while, you stand up and dust yourself off. All of your belongings are still in town, but those thugs are no doubt on the lookout for you.

A) Carry on your quest
B) Try to sneak back into town
C) Try to sneak in later tonight
D) Other

>>29007318
>A) Carry on your quest
Monk Ross is a monk. Monk Ross need no material possessions.
...
Except booze. And food. And the occasional non-alcoholic beverege. And... dammit.
>D) Walk back into town. Challenge Mr Thug once more.

>>29007318
A

I might not be voting a lot, but i will be lurking for the story

>>29007318
>A) Carry on your quest
But really, what

>>29007462
We are a guy looking for an adventure. We beat up some dude (despite having no training) and him and his buddies are chasing us.

>>29007318
>C) Try to sneak in later tonight

>>29007482
I know, I've been participating in these threads since when our MC was still Donnel.
The "but really, what" was supposed to be linked to
>>29007422

>>29007422
>>29007459
>>29007462
With a heavy heart, you decide that it will be best to continue your journey without your material possessions. You being walking down the dirt road, hands in your pockets.

Sunset comes, and a chilly wind rolls over the hills. You have no fire, no food, and nothing to drink. You need to begin gathering if you hope to make it through the night.

A) Prioritize shelter
B) Prioritize Food
C) Prioritize water
D) Give up

>>29007609
>C) Prioritize water
Then
>A) shelter
and finally
>B) Food

>>29007609
>A) Prioritize shelter
then
>C) Prioritize water
then
>B) Prioritize food
In that order. We ate well yesterday, food can be ignored if need be. We'll be fine without water for a day or two. We need shelter above all else for now.

>>29007660
>>29007678
You decide that it's best to focus on water and shelter before anything else. You search around the area for any source of water, but find none. Eventually you resort to picking long grass and chewing it for the little moisture it provides. After, you search for a suitable place to sleep.

A) Find a tree
B) Find a small cavern in the hills
C) Build what you can out of grass

>>29008021
>B) Find a small cavern in the hills

>>29008021
>A) Find a tree
Monkey, not bear.
Also, caves may be occupied by bears.
Wise Monkey Fights No Bears

>>29008021
>B) Find a small cavern in the hills

>>29008055
Welcome, mate. That makes 3 of the old ones, and maybe Springhead comes back soon.

>>29008055
>>29008116
You look around the area for a suitable tree in which to perch. Picking out here are slim, what with it being a hilly area, but you do eventually find one that seem large enough to climb.

The ascent is rough. You never climbed many trees in your youth, but you find your way up and nestle on a forked branch that will seem to serve as a decent bed, provided nothing knocks you down from your spot. The wind that night is chilly, and your stomach rumbles a bit as you drift off.

The next few weeks are a battle to carry on. You keep eating tall grass, but it doesn't fill, and soon you feel your body begin to cannibalize itself for nutrients. Training is difficult at best, and you really don't feel much improvement. You go from your normal state to a thin shadow of yourself. After so long with so little, you finally reach the base of the mountain of the Monkey King. There is a bustling town at it's base, and upon seeing it, your stomach begins to growl loudly. But with no coin, you will find it hard to get by.

A) Go into town and beg
B) Try to pick some of the surrounding fields
C) Go into town and steal
D) Forget the town, climb the mountain

>>29008271
But we voted to enter a cave?

>>29008271

D) Forget the town, climb the mountain
Must... reach... mountain top.

>>29008271
>A) Go into town and beg
Humble Monkey Has No Shame

>>29008318
What he said. I was the only one who voted tree.
Because of the bears. Horrid things.
Almost as malicious as shirts.

>>29008271
>B) Try to pick some of the surrounding fields

>>29008318
>>29008387
You totally did, I spaced out and started typing the wrong choice, my bad.

>>29008345
You take the long away to avoid the town completely. You make your way to the foot of the mountain, and begin the daunting climb. Luckily, it's nearly summer now, and the mountain won't be too cold as you climb.

The beginning of your climb is fairly easy. Where the rock doesn't provide a natural path, it form simple hand and footholds to assist you. Later in the day, however, you grow weary and unstable. You can barely summon the strength to pull yourself up the side of the mountain, to the point that you begin to contemplate ducking into a small niche in the rock and having a nap before continuing.

A) Rest
B) Keep fighting
C) Climb back down

>>29008559
>B) Keep fighting

>>29008559

a) Rest

patience

>>29008559
>A) Rest

>>29008479
No problem Mr. Rags, everybody makes mistakes.

>>29008559
>C) Climb back down
We're not going to make it in this state. Monk Ross needs food and drink before his momentous climb.

>>29008600
>>29008614
You crawl into a small gap in the rocky face and try to position yourself as comfortably as you can. As it turns out, that's not very comfortable. With great effort, you manage to fall asleep nestled between the stone walls. You barely sleep for an hour before you can't continue. Your back is sore from the hard and jagged floor already. You are doubting your ability to make the rest of the climb as you are.

A) Climb up
B) Climb down

>>29008742
>A) Climb up

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>>29008742
A) Climb up
If we don't fight until the end, then we aren't worthy of reaching the top.
*cue anime power up*

>>29008742
>A) Climb up
...Monk Ross'll pass out halfway up, won't he?

>>29008777
>>29008784
>>29008813
You drag yourself out of the stone niche and begin climbing again. With every ounce of energy left in you, you make your way to the top. At some point, your vision goes blurry, and you must feel the rock around you for more places to rest your hands.

You reach out to a small branch growing out of a crack in the rocks, and grab hold of it. However, as soon as you shift your weight to it, you feel it tear out of the side of the mountain and you are sent plummeting. You cover your head as best you can and begin rolling, hitting several rocks on the way. Too afraid of bashing your skull on the jagged edges, you simply do your best to slow your descent without your hands. After what feels like an eternity of pain, you come to a rolling stop at the foot of the mountain. You look down at your body, and see that it is battered and bruised. You try to get back up, but your leg seems to be broken. Even crawling seems impossible, thanks to the immense pain you're in. You finally give up, and resign yourself to your fate, closing your eyes and letting the pain put you to sleep.

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>>29009021

>>29009021
You hear noises in the dark. The pain in your body is dull, but omnipresent. Every inch of you hurts. You try to open your eyes, but there is nothing but black. You wiggle your extremities, but find it impossible to allocate much energy to them, no matter how hard you try. Your throat is parched, and your stomach still growls and pains you. Somehow though, you feel warm, and coddled. You definitely aren't on the mountain anymore, or at least someone seems to have found you. You try to vocalize, but your weak lungs and throat don't comply. You don't think you can stay conscious much longer.

A) Let yourself drift off, there's nothing you can do now
B) Force yourself to call for water
C) Force yourself to call for food
D) Other

>>29009101
>B) Force yourself to call for water

>>29009101
>A) Let yourself drift off, there's nothing you can do now
Wounded Bear Enters Hibernation

>>29009101
B) Force yourself to call for water

>>29009117
>>29009143
You muster your strength and try to force the words from your mouth. The first time doesn't work, with barely a groan and a whisper emitting from your mouth. With effort, however, you do manage to get out a weak whimper for water. There is more noise, distant and barely audible, and a few moments later you feel your head and chest being tilted up, and something is placed against your mouth as cold water begins to slowly rush into your mouth. You can only manage little sips, but it feels fantastic going down.

A) Get a few mouthfuls and stop
B) Drink greedily, you don't know when you'll wake up again

>>29009386
A) Get a few mouthfuls and stop
Don't want to drown.

>>29009142
You know, every time you post those names I giggle. I don't even know why.

>>29009386
>A) Get a few mouthfuls and stop
Tireless Camel Drinks Sparingly

>>29009474
Because Hak Foo brought joy to many children?
Uh.
I mean 'Black Tiger Plays For Cubs.'

>>29009711
>>29009452
A for amazing choice eh, eh?
ok I'll go away

>>29009452
>>29009711
You drink down a few mouthfuls and then pull your lips away. The bowl is pressed to your lips again, but you purse them and turn away. Soon after, you are laid back down and let yourself drift off.

You awake again, feeling slightly better. It is still dark, but your hearing seems to be returning to you. Your voice is still weak, but you do better at calling out for water, and the person tending you even feeds you a few crackers this time. You try to ask where you are, and who they are, but you can't seem to get it out. You find now that moving your right arm is possible, and your fingertips are uncovered.

A) Feel yourself
B) Feel the area around you
C) Feel the person helping you
D) Get more rest

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>>29009751
11/10

>>29009798
>A) Feel yourself
Innuendo aside, check to see what's on our face.

>>29009798
>D) Get more rest
Feel things later. Sleep time now.

>>29009798
>D) get more rest
and then feel yourself

>>29009856
>>29009911
You lay your head back down and try to get more sleep, conserving yourself for the times when you are woken up to have a bite and a drink.

It feels like days pass before you can speak up in an audible tone again. The person caring for you enters the room, and you can hear water swishing in a small bowl. They sit next to you and prop you up for another drink. You take as much as you can in, and lick your lips when it's gone. You then feel a cracker pressed against your cheek.

A) Eat
B) Ask where you are
C) Ask who they are
D) Other

D
el mundo va a esperar a que los hombres heridos

>>29009961
>C) Ask who they are

>>29009961
Lo siento

D) pedir licor

>>29009961
c

verdaderamente este nombre es una cosa complicada

>>29009961
>A) Eat
>B) Ask where you are

>>29009961
D)Vamos a la Playa
A mi me gusta bailar
el ritmo de la noche
sounds of fiesta
Or
>C) Ask who they are

>>29010059
>>29010008
>>29009983
Same person?
Sois la mesma persona? (my spanish sucks)

>>29010115
Sí

>>29010115
Better than mine.
No habla Espanol. Parlez vous Francais?

>>29009986
>>29010042
>>29010076
You ask for their name, but get no response, only more cracker crumbs on your cheek. You give up and eat more, hoping to get better and get this headwrap off soon.

After a few more days pass, you regain finer motor control, but it is still painful to move to much or too rapidly. On one particular day, the person caring for you brings you not only food and water, but a strange sour smelling mixture that you can hear fizzing when they hold it up to your mouth. You try to turn your head away, but they insist on pressing the bottle to your lips.

A) Refuse to drink what you can't even see
B) Drink it. It's not like you've got anything to lose now

>>29010162
Non, je ne parle pas vraiment espagnol soit, je suis juste en utilisant un traducteur en ligne pour être un peu désagréable

>>29010170
>B) Drink it. It's not like you've got anything to lose now


>>29010162
Sorry, no, my french is even worse than my spanish so I won't even try. Don't ask about my german or I'll hide in shame.

I'm only any good at english or portuguese.

>>29010190
I can tell by your poor syntax

>>29010218
What languages do you speak, Mr Rags?

>>29010170
>B) Drink it. It's not like you've got anything to lose now
yolo

>>29010218
heh

no, I speak not a word of French, enough Spanish to get by but not nearly enough for an online persona and Russian on about that same level.
and English too I guess

>>29010273
voce fala portuguese?

>>29010294
I've hung out with Brazilians enough to be able to figure out if things are currently good or bad but that's about it.

>>29010170
>B) Drink it. It's not like you've got anything to lose now

>>29010190
Tu aller a enfer, salaud.
*sniffs*
...
Snooty Bear Raises Nose

>>29010374
;;

Also just realized I didn't vote for this decision, but B is both my answer and it already seems to be our course of action.

>>29010252
>>29010212
You throw back the fizzy stuff, and immediately regret it. It is slimy going down, and burns your throat a bit even as is passes. You cough violently after it's all the way down, and in a few moments you feel your wounds stinging and itching. You try to pat them through the bandages but it's no use. This awful sensation lasts for nearly 30 seconds before it finally begins to wane, and you can calm down. After, your caretaker pats your head and feeds you more crackers. You notice soon that most of your lesser wounds are feeling much better, and even the greater ones don't feel nearly as bad.

Your caretaker continues to force the fizzy mixture down your throat every night, and it never gets any easier to take. Afterward, though, they always stroke your head and feed you. It's starting to feel like you're some kind of pet, but you don't mind. Soon enough you feel the strength coming back to your legs, and you think you might be able to stand up.

A) Try and stand while nobody is around
B) Keep resting, don't risk it
C) Tell your caretaker you want to try to walk

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>>29010433
C, because we don't want to become link related

>>29010433
>B) Keep resting, don't risk it
Let's try to sit up under our own power before we try to walk.

>>29010433
>C) Tell your caretaker you want to try to walk

>>29010488
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQlpDiXPZHQ#t=27

having the link would help

>>29010509
Why do I keep forgetting my name...

>>29010433
Keep resting

>>29010509
>>29010488
You wait until your caretaker comes to feed you, and after swallowing the fixzzy stuff, ask them if they wouldn't mind helping you try to walk around a bit. At first, there's no response, but then you feel their hands raising you up. You swing your legs over the side of the bed, and place them on the floor. It's shocking at first how cold the floor is, after so much time having your feet wrapped up in the bedsheets. Your caretaker pulls you up, and you struggle to balance. Your legs hurt a bit, but not too bad. You take a few steps and get the hang of walking once more. You laugh, returning to the bed to rest more.

A) Thank them for the help
B) Ask them if you can try again tomorrow
C) Ask them to speak to you for a while
D) Get some rest

>>29010669
>A) Thank them for the help
>B) Ask them if you can try again tomorrow
>C) Ask them to speak to you for a while
>D) Get some rest
ALL OF THEM

>>29010669
>>29010699
Agreed
A) Thank them for the help
B) Ask them if you can try again tomorrow
C) Ask them to speak to you for a while
D) Get some rest

>>29010669
>A) Thank them for the help
>D) Get some rest
Sleepy time now.

>>29010669
>A) Thank them for the help
>B) Ask them if you can try again tomorrow

>>29010669
>A) Thank them for the help
>B) Ask them if you can try again tomorrow
>C) Ask them to speak to you for a while
>D) Get some rest
ALL OF THE ABOVE
Also, I'm back everyone.

>>29010860
>>29010810
>>29010760
Four people of the old party.
And our newest addition, skullguy, who's a cool guy.

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>>29010722
>>29010699
>>29010860
Mfw we are making the questmaster write his balls off

>>29010860
>>29010722
>>29010699
You thank them for the assistance, emphasizing the joy brought to you by being that much closer to recovery. You ask if there would be any way to practice again tomorrow, but as usual there is no vocal answer. You try to convince them to stick around longer than usual and converse, but your only response is footsteps and the sound of a door shutting. Time passes on, and eventually you regain the ability to rise from the bed and walk on your own. You also get to remove most of your bandages, providing you with much more mobility. Now the only injured part of you seems to be your head and back. That night, your caretaker brings you another meal. You talk to them about how much better you've been feeling, fully aware that there will be no response. They hand you the crackers and water, which you eat silently. Then, you receive the bottle of fizzy stuff. As you raise it to your lips, you notice something. The smell from this one is much sweeter, and the bottle is even shaped a bit different.

A) Drink it up
B) Taste some of it, drink if it's good
C) Ask what's different about it
D) Other

>>29011042
>B) Taste some of it, drink if it's good

>>29010925
Such is a QM's lot in life.

>>29010888
I'll have you know that I've been around since thread one, I just don't usually use the name field
is it wrong that it feels so right?

>>29011042
>A) Drink it up

>>29011060
Haha, well glad to know, mate. It's always nice to be able to play a quest with no group issues for a change.

>>29011042
>A) Drink it up

>>29010925
And here's me and Wren, being polite, and considerate, and...
...
...dear sweet Zeus, WE'RE the sensible ones?

>>29011042
>B) Taste some of it, drink if it's good
>C) Ask what's different about it
I'm guessing.... blind mute female monk.
Wants us to stay forever.
Yandere with access poison.
/tg/ still probably okay with it.

>>29011042
>A) Drink it up
bonski

>>29011102
>>29011106
>>29011160
You throw back the stuff, and notice quickly that it is much tastier than what you've been getting. It's sweet, and taste vaguely of fruit. IT goes down much smoother as well, and after you've had it you feel a warm sensation inside. You tell your caretaker as much and you feel another pat on the head.

A) Ask for more
B) Ask what it is
C) Get some rest, and hopefully be back at full soon

>>29011271
>B) Ask what it is
He/she/it won't answer.

Also, hoping for sexy mountain lady.

>>29011271
>B) Ask what it is

>>29011271
>B) Ask what it is

>>29011271
>B) Ask what it is
>C) Get some rest, and hopefully be back at full soon

>>29011288
>>29011290
>>29011300
You try and ask what the stuff is, and why it tastes so much better than the stuff you're used to. Of course there's no answer, but the head strokes continue, and eventually you hear footsteps again, followed by their exit.

You are alone again, and feeling nearly good as new. Yet something troubles you.

A) Get some rest
B) Unwrap your head and look around
C) Other

>>29011602
>B) Unwrap your head and look around

>>29011602
>B) Unwrap your head and look around

>>29011602
Try to look around for a bit. Also, take a massive piss because you've been holding it in for so long, lol
>B)

>>29011602
>B) Unwrap your head and look around

>>29011636
I think the mysterious person gave us a diaper.

>>29011672
Mr. Mysterious person has a daiper fetish.

>>29011602
>B) Unwrap your head and look around
We've put this off long enough.

>>29011748
Or Miss.

>>29008559
>>29008742
>>29009021
>>29009101

After reading through the whole thread, I'd like to remind everyone of something, especially pertaining to this part. Our MC's innate skill is "Patience". Perhaps we can put it to some use?

>>29011948
Well, he must be pantient when patience calls. Right now he could be working proactively.
+ Patience probably helps him having an iron bladder.

>>29011635
>>29011646
>>29011756
Seeing an opportunity to do some recon of your environment, you begin carefully unwrapping your bandages. It takes a while, but you figure out the wraps and your eyes are free to take in the world again. There is very little light in the room, but even so it takes a moment to adjust them. When your vision clears, you see the bed you're on is a bit old, and the room around you isn't as clean as you'd been picturing it. There is small side table against the wall next to you, but other than that there is little to see in the room. There is a small window, shut and blinded to the outside. All you can deduce is that it must be night out.

A) Rewrap yourself
B) Get up and stretch
C) Head out the door and look around the place
D) Other

>>29011636
>you've been holding it in for so lon
You have acquired the "Iron Bladder" talent
http://www.myth-weavers.com/sheetview.php?sheetid=739889

>>29012028
>B) Get up and stretch
>C) Head out the door and look around the place

>>29012028
>B) Get up and stretch

>>29012028
>B) Get up and stretch

>>29012028
>D.) Look out the window

>>29012028
> B) Try checking if anything hurts, if not take a vigorous workout and stuff

>>29012028
>B) Get up and stretch

>>29012073
Also, try working out with the wrap still on. Could improve balance.
Blind-fighting!

>>29012183
...then add A) to your vote.

>>29012293
I guess A) would fit better. Didn't think about it.

>>29012059
>>29012061
>>29012073
You get up from the bed and stretch yourself out. You can hear and feel your joints popping as you do. It's extremely satisfying. After limbering up, you hop around the floor to test your balance. After several tests, you deem yourself fit as a fiddle. The only thin you could use now is a good meal.

You proceed to crank out a few sets of push ups and sit ups, as well as some shadow boxing to get your heart rate going. As you wind down, you hear footsteps from outside.

A) Hurry and rewrap yourself
B) Get back into bed
C) Greet your caretaker as they enter

>>29012385
>C) Greet your caretaker as they enter
Oh god, the suspense

>>29012385
>A) Hurry and rewrap yourself

>>29012385
>A) Hurry and rewrap yourself

WE ARE NOT PREPARED

It's a monkey

>>29012385
>C) Greet your caretaker as they enter
Face away when you do. They obviously don't want you to see them for some reason, and we should respect that.

>>29012385
>C) Greet your caretaker as they enter

>>29012416
It's sun wukong.

>>29012448
>Sun Wukong

Yes please.

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>>29012448
>>29012416
>>29012470
And he has a half monkey daughter.

>>29012385
>C) Greet you caretaker as they enter
>>29012448
Aw hell no, master splinter all the way!

>>29012448
no, just a monkey

a very well trained capuchin

>>29012486
...what is that from?
I need to know. For... reasons.
...
...like hunger.

>>29012448
>>29012470
>>29012511
Plebs. It's obviously Eurydice. She's had a race lift.
...still want to look?

>>29012555
Nowa from queen's blade, and she's not a half-monkey, she's a half-elf.
But I needed an image to illustrate the post, so anyway...

>>29012581
...she should fire her armourer. I expect she's rather chilly in that.

>>29012695
She vet wear panties bit her instructed wears a leaf thong (I'm not kidding)

>>29012727
Stupid auto correct
> she doesn't wear panties but her mentor wears a leaf thong

>>29012748
>>29012727

I think the image I have of that is too NSFW to post in this board.

>>29012404
>>29012437
>>29012444
You watch as the door opens, and a small tray pops on the doorway, followed by a thing figure in loose robes, topped with a tall, pointed hat. The dark betrays your vision, but you see that as they step in and see you up and about, yhe tray spills to the floor and the door slams shut again. You try to catch up, but slip and nearly fall on a puddle of pink stuff bubbling on the wooden floor. You look carefully and see shards of glass, and the remains of two almond cookies.

A) Clean up the mess
B) Try to catch up to your caretaker
C) Other

>>29012790
>A) Clean up the mess

>>29012727
And this, gentlemen, is why I typically eschew all relating to Queens Blade.
Simply no class. I mean, really. A leaf thong?
Everyone KNOWS a miniskirt is the de rigeur choice for leaf-based lower body apparel.

>>29012790
>B

>>29012790
:(

A. We clean up our messes.

>>29012790
>A) Clean up the mess
then
>B) Try to find who helped us.

>>29012790
Crap
>A) Clean up the mess
Then we can wait patiently for black mage Euridice to come back.

>>29012790
>A) Clean up the mess
Oh shit what now?
>B) Try to catch up to your caretaker

>>29012790
>A) Clean up the mess

>>29012886
>>29012850
>>29012836
You use the tray to place the glass shards and cookie bits on, careful not to cut your fingers on the shards. Once you think you've gotten them all, your back is sort from bending, and you sit back on the bed, leaving the tray on the side table. You lay down and shut your eyes, electing to let your caretaker sort themselves out before you run off after them. Despite your efforts, you drift off into sleep.

The next morning, you wake up to a new, clean tray with a few crackers and a bottle of pink fizzing stuff on the side table. There is no sign of anyone else in the room. You also your clothes, neatly washed and folded at the foot of the bed.

A) Eat
B) Get dressed
C) Leave the room and look around
D) Excercise

>>29013000
>A) Eat
also nice get mr. rags

>>29013000
>B) Get dressed

>>29013000
>A) Eat
>B) Get dressed
>D) Excercise
>C) Leave the room and look around

>>29013000
>D) Excercise
Food after exercise, you dont want to get fat
Also, use blind-fold because thats badass

>>29013000
>>A) Eat
>>B) Get dressed
>>D) Excercise
>>C) Leave the room and look around
We're going to thank this possible woman if we have to stare down Cerberus to do it.

>>29013130
>>29013042
Oh yeah. 2 votes babe!

>>29013130
Actually, just remembered earlier antics in this quest.
Switch the orders of B and D.

>>29013000
>D
>A
>B
>C

Workout first, always.

>>29013172
>>29013183
>might actually get sick because of exercise
Hadn't thought of that, eh, my bad.

>>29013130
dammit, you're not supposed to start waifuing until there's actually a confirmed waifu candidate

Also, Vicart pops up in the next installment (not thread) of rags to riches, calling it now.

>>29013203
We're not waifuing.
We're being comically, hammishly considerate to those less fortunate than ourselves.
I mean, this woman/man/schrodingers entity constantly covers themselves and lives in the dark. She must be horrifically scarred or disfigured, poor thing. We must render aid!
And then we make everything worse. ^_^

>>29013203
I wonder if all the threads will end up
doing the Avengers, and assembling bits and pieces of everything, culminating in one big final installment that solves the plot buildup we get from many episodes

>>29013262
Or she's just shy.

>>29013042
>>29013130
You eat the crackers and down the pink fizz. It goes down smooth and sweet, and you deduce that it must be the second mixture you've been drinking all this time. You allow the last few drops to hit your tongue, before redressing. Your clothes feel soft and comfy, not to mention warm after all the time you spent half nude.

You begin your workout with jumps, warming yourself up and getting your heart pumping. You follow with normal exercises and shadow boxing until you feel sufficiently tired. You've already gotten your clothes a bit damp with sweat. Now all there is left to do is look around and try to find your caretaker.

You exit the room and enter a small hallway. The hall is completely bare of decoration. You shut the door behind you and begin thinking on which way to go. To the left, you can hear the noises of nature: birds, bugs, etc. To the right, you think you can smell something cooking, but nothing you're familiar with.

A) Left
B) Right

>>29013318
>B) Right

>>29013286
I've been trying to see if there are any traces of a metaplot between this and Donnel 1.0 but it'll probably take more than two installments to figure that out.

>>29013286
...I think fountaintop actually suggested that last thread.
I called dibs on any pirate run.

>>29013318
>A) Left
Always left.

>>29013318
>B) Right
Right is always the right path!

>>29013346
I think I caught something, but it's too early to tell, and I am probably wrong

>>29013318
B)

>>29013318
>B) Right
>>29013355
Yes. Yes I did.

>>29013385
>>29013357
>>29013337
You turn right, and follow the scent down the hall. When you turn the corner, you see a staircase descending into a well lit room at the bottom. You can hear fire crackling, and something bubbling. The smell is also stronger her than before.

A) Descend quietly, and peek around
B) Descend and greet whoever is there
C) Other

>>29013534
>A) Descend quietly, and peek around

>>29013534
>A) Descend quietly, and peek around
Let's try not to scare her/him (hoping for her)

>>29013318

A) left

also yay rags to riches quest

>>29013534
>B) Descend and greet whoever is there
We don't do subtly.

>>29013552
why couldn't we play a superfl/y/ character? Think of how wonderful it would be.

>>29013565
subtlety*

>>29013582
We could, but not this one please. The character class needs to fit the sexuality for me, like, get a blonde pompous duelist guy and then we make him crave some sausage.

>>29013534
>B) Descend and greet whoever is there
No spying on our host.
When Monk Ross barges in, Monk Ross barges in LOUDLY.
Rampaging Bull Enters China Shop!

>>29013619
if we're going full monkey king mode, we're gonna have to learn to crave the staff

>>29013632
B-but anon, that's our own staff or do you mean masturbation? . Well, we gotta let the girls crave our large staff, right?

>>29013655
EVERYBODY wants some of Sun Wukong's staff.And EVERYBODY gets it.

>>29013695
Are you suggesting we go Archer?

>>29013714
What with the budding alcoholism, we're already starting down that road.

>>29013695
An Old Challenger Has Appeared.
Zeus.
Discuss

>>29013721
...different Archer. I think.
GARcher, yes? More well-intentioned slaughter, less drinking.
...on second thoughts, we fit your idea better.

>>29013723
Well, Zeus was kind of a fan of giving people the bolt even when they didn't want it. In our case, everybody wants the staff so everybody gets what they want.

>>29013545
>>29013552
>>29013558
You move quietly down the staircase, careful not to make a noise that may startle anyone in the room. At the bottom, you peek your head around the corner. You see a large room, open to the outside, with several shelves stacked high and crammed with jars and pots of this and that. There also appear to be a few bound books on the shelves and scattered about the room. You look up and see the figure in the robes and hat from earlier, standing atop a stool and peering into a rather large cauldron of bubbling broth. You can't see into the cauldron, but you can make out a pinkish mist rising from it. The figure appears to be stirring the cauldron and adding dashes and splashes of things from it's hidden pockets.

You feel something on your shoulder, and turn to see an enormous spider resting on you. It is hairy, fat, and seems to have nearly a dozen eyes centered on you.

A) Swat it
B) Keep calm
C) Shake it off

>>29013817
B) Keep calm
"Hey, uh, is this spider yours?"

>>29013817
B) Keep calm.

Killing the witch's familiar would be a bad way to show our gratitude

>>29013817
>B) Keep calm
"Hello."

>>29013833
>>29013817
Might also add "Just like I am not afraid of the spider, you have no reason to be afraid of me. So how about we actually introduce each other?"

>>29013817
>B) Keep calm

>>29013817

B) keep calm

>>29013840
I feel I should clarify; I was talking to the spider.

>>29013817
>B) Keep calm
Yupyup. Don't kill the witch's familiar, and shaking is a good way to get bitten.

>>29013833
>>29013839
>>29013840
You take a breath and a gulp, and smile politely at the enormous arachnid. You attempt to raise your free arm and wave at it, but it doesn't seem to respond to your niceties. Rather instead of a normal response, it begins crawling across your shoulder, approaching your neck. It stays there, out of sight but clearly present, for just a moment before finding it's way under your shirt and down your back to your bandages.

A) Freeze up
B) Try to shake it out
C) Scream

>>29013963
>D) Quietly call for some help.

>>29013963
>A) Freeze up

>>29013963
>>29013984

Seconding
>D) Quietly call for some help.

>>29013963
>A) Freeze up
Dont move. No matter what, don't move.
Frightened Monkey Impersonates Statue.

>>29013963
oh hey, it's maintaining our bandages for us!
sweet!
thank the spiderbro

>>29014002
As you stand pondering your next course of action, you feel the spider begin to quickly crawl around your torso, in a perfect spiral rising and falling with each few rotations. You lift your shirt carefully and see that it appears to be adjusting and playing with your bandages, as well as cleaning them up. You realize only now that the bandages must be the work of this spider, or else how would it know so well how to keep them. You touch them with your fingertips and realize that they do feel different from ones you've felt before.

Once the spider finishes, it drops to the floor and scurries around the corner of the staircase. You peek around again to see it climb the stool and perch on the shoulder of the robed figure. A small hand goes up to pat its head, then gets back to work stirring.

A) Keep watching
B) Come out
C) Look around somewhere else

>>29014083
>B) Come out

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>>29014002
>>29014083
swag

B

>>29014083
>B) Come out

>>29014083
>A) Keep watching
>B) Come out
Come out, but don't speak up. Just stand nearby and watch. Let her/him/it notice you on their own.

>>29014083
>B) Come out
Time for some very necessary introductions, apologies (for scaring this person) and also to thank her/him/it.

>>29013963

A) freeze up

just stay clam and don't freak out

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>>29014173
>just stay clam

ok, scratch the monkey king stuff

we are now a dedicated anti-rape gremlin

>>29014116
>>29014135
>>29014097
You step out from behind the corner and enter the room proper. You try not to let your bootsteps be too intimidating, and speak softly as you announce your presence. This all seems for naught, however, when upon realizing your entry, your caretaker wobbles and falls to the floor with a great and painful thud. You try to catch them and help them up, but they begin crawling at top speed out the great door and around the other side of the building. The spider follows behind.

You give chase, but upon reaching the outside there appears to be no trace of anyone. You look around the side of the building, but still there is nothing. You scratch your head and turn back to the cauldron room, and are startled to see the spider again. It sits on the wall above the doorway, and next to it dangles another pink fizz bottle, wrapped up in a weave of web and swaying gently on a thick strand. The spider makes no movements, but seems to be watching you.

A) Drink it
B) Ask the spider to take you to it's master
C) Do nothing, while making eye contact

>>29014262
B) Ask the spider to take you to its master.

Elegant Gremlin Waxes Diplomatic.

>>29014242
>anti-rape
>that face
>those horns
Nice try.

>>29014262
>A) Drink it
>B) Ask the spider to take you to it's master
Do not break eye contact.

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>>29014262
>B) Ask the spider to take you to it's master
I mean, what could go wrong?

>>29014262
b

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>>29014284
c'mon

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>>29014304
>anti-rape goblin

>>29014295
>>29014298
>>29014274
You politely ask the spider to bring you to it's master, so that you may thank them properly for their abundant kindness. Whether it understands your words, you are unsure, but it does begin to move. It trails all over the wall above the doorway, weaving something on the wall. When it is finished, it lets the work fall and hang from the doorway. In spider web, glittering in the morning sun, is a crude sort of writing, which spells out 'drink'

A) Drink
B) Refuse to drink until you are granted audience
C) Cross your arms and be silent
D) Other

>>29014426
>B) Refuse to drink until you are granted audience
"Come on, I want to thank whoever it is who helped me. Seeing a spider talk to me is pretty fantastical, so whatever is the reason this person is afraid it really won't be that surprising"

A) Drink

Spider is sentient. We will treat it as a person.

Ask for name

>>29014426
>B) Refuse to drink until you are granted audience

>>29014426
A) Drink

>>29014426

A) drink

CHUG

>>29014426
>A) Drink

What could go wrong...

>>29014426
A) Drink

>>29014557
>>29014503
>>29014486
You reach up for the bottle, and detach it from the webs. Some of them remain stuck to it, but you ignore them and put the mouth to your lips. You drink the pink fizz, noticing that it is much warmer than usual. The flavor is still the same, and you get the same warm feeling in your chest and stomach when it goes down.

The spider skitters beneath the arch and disappears for a moment. You wait patiently, watching the cloud shift overhead. Finally you look at the staircase and see something emerge. There is a figure draped in a white sheet, approaching you slowly. Black robes and slippers are showing beneath the sheet, and the spider sits on top, looking at you. It is clear that whoever is beneath the sheet can't see anything around them, and is using the spider as a sort of third eye.

A) Approach them
B) Wait for them to approach you
C) Tell them to cease their foolishness and show their face

>>29014617
B) Wait for them to approach you

>>29014617
B) Wait for them to approach you.

remember, gents, patience

>>29014617
>B) Wait for them to approach you
Just like fishing.

>>29014617
>B) Wait for them to approach you

>>29014617
>B) Wait for them to approach you

>>29014617
>B) Wait for them to approach you
ROSS used the trait PATIENCE.

>>29014705
>>29014700
You stand still and wait as the figure approaches you, stumbling around the room a bit. They find their way over to you, and stand a generous few feet away. From here you can see that accounting for poor posture, they seem to stand just a few inches shorter than you. They shuffle their feet and remain silent. The spider stares at you, rubbing its large forelegs together, as if in anticipation.

A) Extend your hand in thanks
B) Thank them from the comfortable distance
C) Ask them to remove the sheet, so that you can thank them properly
D) Shake hands with the spider

>>29014837
D) Shake hands with the spider
This is just... hahaha

>>29014860
>>29014837

>>29014837
>A) Extend your hand in thanks
This cannot possibly go wrong.

>>29014837
>D) Shake hands with the spider

>>29014837

A)extend your hand

>>29014943
>>29014900
>>29014860
>>29014837
Actually, changing mine to
>A

>>29014980
>>29014943
>>29014900
You hold your hand out in front of you, thanking your caretaker and her companion for all of their hospitality. At first, the spider and sheeted figure merely idle, but then they take a step toward you. A slender hand emerges from beneath the sheet, and meets yours. You feel them grip your hand for just a moment, then see their hand retreat back under the sheet. A moment later, another hand emerges holding a small round bottle of yellow fizz. This stuff gives off a very strong and immediate odor.

A) Drink it
B) Ask to know what it is, and why you have to drink so many odd concoctions
C) Refuse
D) Other

>>29015020
>B

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>>29015020

>>29015020
>B) Ask to know what it is, and why you have to drink so many odd concoctions.
"I trust you and all since you saved me, but I am starting to get curious, about this and about you"

>>29015020
>B) Ask to know what it is, and why you have to drink so many odd concoctions

Politely.

B) Ask to know what it is, and why you have to drink so many odd concoctions
Then
A)Drink it

>>29015020
>A) Drink it
>B) Ask to know what it is, and why you have to drink so many odd concoctions
Monk Ross is suspicious.
Monk Ross drinks anyway!

>>29015153
Damaged Monkey Drinks Suspicious Liquids

>>29015153
>>29015053
>>29015040
You take the bottle, looking it over in your hand. It resembles beer back home, but the smell is obviously different. You look toward your care taker and ask why you have to drink so many things. They raise a finger and point up toward the mountain. You think you're starting to piece things together. You drink the yellow fizz and suddenly feel a rush of energy fill your body. You feel like you could climb a hundred mountains with this kind of raw excitement coursing through your veins.

You watch as the spider hops down to the floor and begins crawling in the direction of the mountain, turning back to see you, and apparently wait for you to catch up.

A) Thank your caretaker and be off
B) Hug your caretaker, and thank them
C) Rush after the spider

>>29015251
>B) Hug your caretaker, and thank them.
Tell them we'll come back to see them!

>>29015251

A) Thank your caretaker and be off

>>29015251
>B) Hug your caretaker, and thank them
Happy Bear Pushes Luck

>>29015330
this

>>29015352
>>29015330
>>29015287
>>29015251

So, hugging wins. Now here's me hoping that this person ends up revealing themselves before we leave, even if by mistake.

Come on Mr. Rags, you wouldn't tease us and make us wait until we came back here, would ya?

>>29015410
...yes.

>>29015287
>>29015330
>>29015352
You wrap your arms around the sheet clad figure and squeeze, thanking them for treating you, and promising to repay their kindness someday. They struggle to get our of your grasp, and as they pull away the sheet stays with you.

You see there, clad in black robes, a woman only a year or two older than you, with pale skin and messy hair. She falls onto her rear, then notices herself showing, and cover her face with her her hands. She dashed back into the building and up the stairs. You stand confused for a moment, then feel something tugging on your pant leg. You look down to see the spider jutting his tiny leg at the mountain.

A) Calm yourself and go inside to talk
B) Use the energy you have to begin your climb
C) Other

>>29015613
Call out thank you and then
>B) Use the energy you have to begin your climb

>>29015613
Ok guys, i'm gonna go, it's like 3:20 AM here, goodnight

>>29015613
A) Calm yourself and go inside to talk
"H-hey lady, why are you so scared?"

>>29015613
>B) Use the energy you have to begin your climb
Yell a few words of thanks, then leave.
"For what it's worth, I think you're cute!"
We tried to stop it. Not very hard, but we tried.
But... this is /tg/.
There is always a waifu.
Majestic Peacock Lures Mate

>>29015683
Oh, I will second this
But only if OP includes the
>"For what it's worht, I think you are cute"
part

>>29015613

A) time to talk

>>29015613
>A) Calm yourself and go inside to talk

>>29015683
This

>>29015613
Could've Mr. Rags fallen asleep?

Or maybe it's a massive update.

>>29016055
We have waifued in the second thread.
He may be busy tearing his hair out in frustration at our antics.

>>29016124
Well, we met our future waifu from Episode 1 in the first thread. Granted it took us more for it to actually become a waifu, but we did start the plans in threads 1-2

>>29016124
Also, I might need to quit if the wait becomes too long. I'll upload the thread to suptg now, but if Mr. Rags posts again someone needs to re-request it to update it.
Alright?

>>29016165
...unfortunately, I fear I'm in the same boat. It's now quarter past nine.
In the morning.
I've been here about an hour short of a day.
I may have a problem.

>>29016201
Here it's 7 am.
Oh well.

Mr. Rags, if you come back here later and we aren't around, we look forward to the next thread.

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Well I'll always be here. Watching. Waiting. Eternally.

>>29016229
Yer a gent, fountaintop.
But that eye... be ye an old lady?

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>>29016320
Technically I don't have a gender.

>>29016218
>>29016229
>>29016320
Sorry guys, I can only last so long. New thread won't be up for a good 15 hours or so, but I love you all and hope you're there

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>>29017348
See you next thread then.
Daisy... Daisy... Dais-

>>29015613

>B

We cant waste the opportunity our caretaker has given us. We'll be back to thank once our training on the mountain is complete.