awwwww yissss!!!!

best christmas present in a long time

captcha: official gooold

>>29081362

>a man who fucks stuffed animals
>maintaining a relationship with a living woman to the point of matrimony

well, guess I am going to try to finish this. no use trying anymore.

>>29081501
...i'm scared

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>>29081518

>he's never read bbb

well, we can fix that.

>>29081605
oh i've read and trembled at the stories posted so far. just thought op implied that bbb ended up marrying somebody

>>29081667

That is exactly what I am implying good sir. He's getting married.

That's a problem. I'm trying to find out whether it has already occurred or, if not, whether I can get someone to chronicle this trainwreck.

>>29081691
oh dear lord
(couldnt read spoiler due to phone)

>>29081691
Is he marrying that one pregnancy monster from Pathfinder?

>>29081691
mad respect to you good sir. the things he did to you would have driven most people insane.

>>29081766

It was a bad week or so, needing to reach out to somebody and /tg/ was there to listen to the revulsion involved in the stories. It actually helped a lot to get the story off my chest. So I figured I would give the gift that keeps on giving, new information.

Still sucks, but it's in the past and not a lot you can do about it.

>>29081760
Even Drakaimas have standards.

>>29081362
no god please no
no more
please no more

>>29081760
>>29081854

So... What exactly is this thing? Never seen it.

>>29082362
Just think, anon. He could breed now.

>>29082621
> Big Boy Blue breeding
And here I thought I would have a good Christmas.

>>29082621
>Bluespawn
god is dead

So what's his CR?

>>29082596
an abomination that makes you give birth in 2d4 rounds if i remember correctly

>>29082596
http://www.d20pfsrd.com/bestiary/monster-listings/aberrations/drakainia?tmpl=%2Fsystem%2Fapp%2Ftemplates%2Fprint%2F

>>29083000
Chestburster birth, mind you.

>>29082972
are you kidding me? god LOVES us! bluespawn mean that the forests will be full of evil monsters kiddnapping people and hoarding tresure! the age of adventurers starts in 9 months.

>>29083056
So does that mean we're going to start getting "Anti-blue adventuring party hook-up" threads from now on?

Dibs on being the Wizard.

>>29081362
Sir, I need to know. Did you ever find someone else after BBB decided to fuck things up between you and her?

>>29083232

After she died I went through a lot of shit, starting with not wanting anything, then becoming a complete fuck-and-leave asshole after all of the lifting and running from shit. Never found anybody wortwhile because it just didn't even feel right anymore.

The saddest part? Can't even recall her face. Knew her my whole life up until that point, and can't remember what she looks like except for the occasional fragment. Since her family blames me in part for what happened I cannot even get a photo.

>>29081362
Oh come on, we all know BBB is just a big fake anyway.

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>>29083296
Fuck, I honestly was not expecting that.

Shit, I don't know what to say, that really got to me somehow.

>>29083016
>Fapp in the url
Heheheheh

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>>29083296

>>29083075
yes, groups of fat guys sprinting through the woods with swords and spears hunting the mutant spawn

>>29083445
Sounds like a movie in the making.

>>29083351
And I just realised how it got to me. I've read the BBB story numerous times, and when it gets to the part with BBB calling anon's fiancée, I always interpreted that section as the fiancée breaking up with him. But now, with that one post, it just dawned on me that I misinterpreted what she did and the reason for those tearful voice messages.

And now, I feel nothing but hate and rage.

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>>29083296
shit

>>29083483
I got the same impression.

I can't believe they'd allow this faggot out of the mental institution.

I'm surprised our OP didn't commit murder.

>>29083511
Remember that the messages were accidentally deleted by OPs roommate, so he had no proof of BBB's involvement.

Though the amateur taxidermy should probably have given them a little pause.

>>29083296
Can't you consult a yearbook or something?

>>29083511

OP here. What would murder have honestly served me? His family would have had me out on a rail, broke, and obviously driving him crazy. I was outplayed on any front and an assault would have ruined my prospects.

In hindsight? I have it slightly better than being trapped in a prison for life. Acquaintances, no desire to really do much but go on to work, sleep, and do gaming stuff, but I have my freedom. He served time in a psych ward, got out apparently some time ago, and is now getting married.

Like I said, I don't believe in happy endings anymore. I hope to break even some day, but that's not looking like anytime soon. Still stuck in the same dead end job with a minor promotion since the last one that pretty much just means being away from what little social network I have. I'm sitting in a company rented extended stay drinking beer, eating some ham slices I bought yesterday and kept in the fridge after cooking them in a toaster oven with some frozen potato dinner stuff.

Merry Christmas /tg/.

>>29083674
Well, I hope somehow things work out for you. Or you at least make peace with shit.

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>>29083674
Merry Christmas, man. Honestly hoping things start getting better for you one day.

>>29083674
Merry Christmas, anon. Maybe one day it won't hurt quite so much, and you can move on.

>>29083674
Goddamn, dude. I really wish shit would turn out better for you.

>>29083674
I want to find BBB and rip and tear. Where can I find this fraction of a sub-human?

>>29083674
Life dealt you a terrible blow, OP, but hopefully things will get better.

The universe pretty much owes you a solid.

>>29083674
i want to offer you some kind of kind words or well wishes, but there's nothing i can think of that can help with this

im so sorry. i am so, so sorry.

>>29083674
see
>>29083410

>>29083075
>I CAST GUN

>>29084012
>rigs a flamethrower
>I cast Fire Breath

>>29081362
He took her from you.

It'd only be fair if you took her from him.

>>29084045
I believe in this case it'd be saving her from him.

>>29084045
>>29083669

Yearbook pictures and petty vengeance don't bring her back. I have those days when the sunset looks like burnished copper to remember sitting on the hill behind her house and saying I love you for the first time. I have a strawberry lemonade when I want to remember what she tasted like when we had our first kiss. Those odd dreams where she's almost there, like a copy of a copy of a copy. I remember a mist with soft hair, soft lips, infectious laughs. When I hear Those Songs I take a few seconds, now that they don't make me just curl into a ball, and just remember it.

Memory is the best cheat. Some day, most likely, even those will fade and this finally closes. But vengeance at this point is just holding on to a ghost and hoping for life.

>>29084063
This isn't about saving the princess /tg/. Its about killing the monster.

>>29084151
Merely stating a technicality.

>>29084139
Yearbook pictures would keep the memory around longer.

>>29084139
You truly did love her, didn't you?

Christ, this is too sad to be real. How could you possibly stand it, after all this time. To let him gain even a modicum of happiness, after what he did?

>>29084161
That's not always a good thing.

>>29084205
Well there's not much he can do about it.

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>>29084161

>keep the memory around longer

There's a reason why I don't. She's loved, by a lot of people, and she survives with them and they are happy. If I hold on I lose any modicum of happiness I may have in my life for a shade.

Is it really that important? I know her memory will be there for years on end. But there's a point when you lose someone that you have to decide if you're living for them or because of them. I've decided to go with the later, and if that damns me I'll take it. /tg/ helped me to deal with it in a way talking to a shrink or those few tangential touchings with old friends did. And that's why I thank you guys for it.

>>29084205

Every day. I've had some great women come later, but damn it feels like cheating. We were born within a week of each other, were the bulwarks for each other, and if it had all played out in any other way, if I had been there, if I had just stayed...

Fuck, I don't know man.

>>29083674
Shit, you and Gropey need to do a tag-team adventure around the world.

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>>29084249

Wow, that was an inopportune time to have an image swap.

>>29084249
Fuck. I-Fuck. I feel like I'd be a dick to tell you you need to move on but that's probably the only way you can be free.

If that's even possible.

>>29084276
Worse ones have happened. one anon on /k/ got switched with a /d/ thread.

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>>29084297

I'm trying to. Day by day, dealing with it. It's a bitch because, due to the closeness of our lives it was like losing your first love and a family member at the same time without the whole incest vibe.

It's not like I haven't tried. I tried dating this year again but it's rough because I'm too distant for the taste of anything but extremely casual flings, and I'm honest with why and then they either don't buy it or run the fuck off. So yeah, it's a bitch, but working on it.

>>29084353
>without the whole incest vibe
I just had the disturbing vibe that in some twisted way BBB is forcing you through the shit that turned him insane.

>>29084353
Some free advice for you (that you didn't ask for and probably don't want):

When one of them doesn't run off, keep her. Work at it. It may or may not work out in the end - but at the very least you'll have new memories to ease the pain, and it'll be easier to get back on your feet next time.

I don't know you, anon - but know something of your pain. All I can tell you is that it does, eventually, get easier.

Merry Christmas again, anon. I hope one day you find a new light of your life.

>>29084388
>I'm making you a better hero, OP.
This is some Prof Zoom shit.

I'm so sorry, OP. I had something similar happen. I don't really know what else to say about it, except that I understand, I'm sorry, and I hope it turns out okay for you.

>>29084685

storytiem?

>>29084992
I don't really want to talk about it right now. Sorry. Sometimes I think I'm over it, and I'll be okay for a long time, then it all comes back all at once. How much I can talk about it largely depends on where in that cycle I am.

>>29085137

It may actually help out. Honestly there aren't a lot of people in this sort of situation, and while this may be leaning a bit towards /adv/ maybe you can help me or anybody else dealing with it by sharing your story. So yeah, I agree with >>29084992 ... If you could find it in your hear to storytime.

>>29085579
I understand, and appreciate your intentions, but sometimes it's better to just let it lie and go to bed before I get too far into thinking about it. At the moment it's an uncomfortable heaviness and morbidity, but conversation will lead to consideration, and then obsession for me. If it makes you feel better, it's not like I haven't talked about it before, both here and with a therapist. I am seeking help, rather than simply stewing. But thank you, kind Anon. I hope you have (had?) a wonderful Christmas.

>>29085845

Shared pain is lessened, shared joy increased my friend.

Merry Christmas, though unfortunately the day is done here.

>>29084353
Merry Christmas Anon. A 'That Guy' thread back in the day starting with Big Boy Blue was actually the first thing I ever saw on /TG/. I remember asking what the fuck happened after on that thread and no one knew.

Now I know. I'm sorry Anon. I really am. But I can back up >>29084545
It gets easier as time goes on. And at some point, and maybe you've had this point yourself, you'll look back and realize that it doesn't hurt as much any more, and you'll cry like they're dead all over again, because you're afraid you're betraying their memory some how. It hurts, but you get better dude. I hope that day comes soon. No one will ever replace her, but you'll find someone you can love just as much, if not the same, as you loved her.

>>29081362

why haven't you just killed him or offed yourself?

>>29086803

Already stated in >>29083674 my reasons for not murdering, and there's no reason to kill myself.

>>29083674
shit man. your fuckin broken.

>>29088171
You've thicker emotional strength than most, then.

>>29084388
jesus, the blue mantle is a curse worn from the beginning of time. each time, the wearer forces another through the same torment.

>>29088287
Then are you implying that OP is now under the Blue Mantle's crushing depression?
Shit, /tg/, this is the only time we can break the curse! Let the Blue Mantle curse be dispelled by OP, by us giving him strength! Come on OP, you can throw out this curse, I know you can!

>>29088310
What if it works like vampirism is and simply with you till you die?

>>29088310
if we destroy it now we can free the future from our pain.

>>29088335
Well even Vampires have that Humanity scale, right? And then there is also Gehenna. We can hope, OP can hope.

>>29088357
oh shit, BBB getting gehenna being creepy super predator? we are fucked

>>29088380
oh wait i got gehenna confused with golconda.

This just occurred to me but how'd you come up with his name?

>>29088405

I believe I mentioned it, but he wore head to toe blue. He had closets worth of clothing (well, dorm closets but still) but would only wear blue clothing.

He also dyed his hair blue, did his nails blue, wore blue contacts.

It was a problem.

>>29088461
I must have missed that.
I have to wonder how that developed.

>>29088489

Who knows what lurks in the mind of Blue? I stopped asking when he fucked off for awhile.

>>29088674
It's for the best.

>>29081362
Mate, how are you? I mean are things getting better?

>>29088839

Tired and off to bed. Working tomorrow because why not? No one else on the staff is.

Again. Merry Christmas and good gaming in the New Year.

>>29084249

Even in the vast semi-anonimity of the Internet I have a tale I will not share.

But I lost my true love the week before Valentine's. When we were going to make it official and sappy and decide to take on the world together.

She had a brain tumour that snapped while she was on the top of the stairs. If the tumour didn't kill her instantly, the ensuing fall made sure of that.

It's been eight years since that day and I still think of her often. I'm telling you this to let you know you're not alone. I know what it feels like. I know how it hurts and how much you want to blame yourself any way possible.

And I'm slightly envious. You're a stronger man than I am. I WISH there was something I could get revenge on. Something to take out all my anguish and hatred on. You have that and you won't.

If you need someone to talk to about her, I'll listen. It's the very god damned least I - we all - can do.

>BBB
pls no
i thought that was done and buried

>>29089330
Uh anon you just shared it you know. I myself have many a tale I don't ever plan to share. Tales of adventure, friendship, evil, sacrifice, and heartbreak. Those tales will die with me someone who you would never suspect of harboring such tales. I do need to get over them though problem is I am just sorta suspended thanks to it all.

>>29083296
Just popped in and what is this a reference to?

Fuck, OP. I just want to say that your story tonight has actually really touched me, and I'm sure it's touched a lot of anons.

I know you don't need it, or at least you claim you don't.

But just say the word... Give us a name...

And I know that at least a few strong anons will be your personal army.

Please, OP. At least let us rescue that poor girl. I don't believe in happy endings, and I don't think that getting revenge will set anything right.

But some things aren't fair. Some things shouldn't be allowed to stand.

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>>29081362
Screencapped for the coming generations.

>>29084388
That's the horrible thing: BBB isn't forcing OP to relive his life; OP is just letting his life go that way.

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>>29083483
Its been awhile since ive read bbb I have the screen capped saved somewhere and I didn't make this connection before. fuck..

>>29083483
holy crap same here

>>29083483
oh shit man, just realized that. OP you poor bastard

>>29092117
>>29083483
Wait, I don't recall what happened. Suicide? Or something similar?

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bump for sad storytime.

>>29091978
Pretty sure OP isn't fucking stuffed animals and vivisecting rats.
>>29092574
Suicide, which a lot of people (including me) didn't put together until this thread.

>>29083296
>>29083483
Jesus fucking Christ.

If I was OP, I'd have probably killed BBB and then removed his family from existence for tolerating his bullshit.

>>29081362

...Holy shit.

Mind you, I live in Singapore, where nothing good happens.

And even I have to say, holy shit.

Where's your email, mate.

We need to make this shit right, /tg/. And not in the 'lol lets kill BBB's children' way. Like honest to god charity for OP.

>>29081362
>even received some guys asking if they could get the rights to the story on the cheap for some indie film about a That Guy DM
Please tell me you said "yes". The wedding can be the sequel.

>>29094933

No. I didn't really want to go into the details any deeper and the guys would need releases. Kills the whole anonymity thing puts me in a tight spot.

Re: charity. Nah, I'm good. My job sucks, but there are plenty of people who are going through worse. Donare to local charities helping people who are in more dire need. I'm not homeless or fucked up physically, just in a shitty head right now. Plenty of people need it more.

>>29095043
anon, you're a fucking great guy, you know that? You don't deserve this shit.

>>29095043
You are a hero, man.
Please persevere through this.
Please. You have to.

>>29095043
For the love of God, write something.
You have made people cry with a couple of posts. You've given them hope too.

You have a great power in you.

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Poor BBB. Sounds like someone who wasn't/isn't right in the head, who didn't get the required treatment in time, and as such caused a lot of harm to those around him (and himself, of course). Could it have been the "stigma" and misunderstanding of mental health issues that stopped anyone getting the right help for him? I don't know.

I know it's nice to empathise with OP and imagine yourself as that part of this tale of woe, but just for a moment imagine yourself in BBB's position, or if someone really close to you was like that. It's an absolute tragedy, but psychosis has blameless sufferers.

A little self-awareness does no harm, /tg/.

Holy shit, I feel pathetic though. How the fuck can that guy be getting married? Either the universe isn't fair or women really are pathetic and worthy of all contempt, goddamn.

>>29096084

More like "no one dares to fuck with the rich guy's son because he has money and that alone will scare anyone into complying".

Stigma nothing. They were more afraid of BBB's father than him.

I shudder to think what BBB did to spring his ass out of there. Half that shit involves lying through his teeth and using his father's money.

But enough of that.

OP, what's your email. You need a damn friend.

>>29096084
If I remember my BBB canon, the Boy is hung like a horse.

>>29096185
>They were more afraid of BBB's father than him.
That's exactly one of the things I was thinking when I wrote that post.
I daresay the whole parenting situation caused some manner of mental problems for BBB. Let that be something to take note of, elegan/tg/entlemen: be a good father, or potentially cause another BBB to rise. Also, stay away from single mothers.

Wait wait wait.

I've read this story before, though his fiance just left him. She committed suicide?

Fuck me man. That's terrible. Does BBB even know what he did to her? I know you can't prove it, but does he even know?

>>29096412

WHAT THE FUCK.

BB caused her to commit suicide? WHAT.

OP, my email. Email me, damnit.

>>29096412
She didn't kill herself recently, most people had just interpreted the original story to mean just a break up

>>29096204

Can I tell you how weirdly it affects my that this is probably the first thing I have ever written anywhere that is considered to have canon? Gotta say it fills me with the weird mix of pride and shame I can only assume a small-dicked guy would feel to find out his son has a giant cock.

Of course it does make me smile when I see some of my other stuff screencapped (my favorite gets posted occasionally but I won't mention what it is because it's probably traceable) but yeah, good times.

>>29096746
>>29096412
Now read the story again, bitches. Read those particular posts again and try not to cry.

>>29096291
>Also, stay away from single mothers.
What's wrong with them?

>>29081605
>jpeg
>having to sideways scroll

>>29090264
>jpeg
>sideways scroll (luckily it's short enough I can read it without zooming)
>not hovering on or highlighting the spoiler

Please anons. Always png, never side-scroll. Make the window smaller instead.

And that last bit just makes the entire screenshot useless.

>>29096746

Why? I'll always be the guy who had that thing happen to him, and that's not exactly a good way to start a new friendship.

>>29097225

don't care, had sex with a bag of dead mice

Hmmm. So who wants to film a /tg/ edition of wedding crashers? We could get on some warpaint and rush the place with legions of angry neckbeards.

>>29081605
How the fuck can the college get away with just excusing him even when they obviously know what he's like?

OP, you have a duty to name the school. If you don't, you're complicit in sending fa/tg/uys and ca/tg/irls to a place that embraced BBB.

>>29096748
Doesn't change it. Does he know?

That is seven thousand kinds of fucked up. OP... no words any of us can say will ever help, but know at least that you have our sympathies. Try to live as she would have wanted.

>>29098846

I do not have any 'duty' beyond warning. As I do not wish to be sued into oblivion? I provide you a cautionary tale. I am sorry that you feel otherwise, but you should watch your back around money and crazy. To be honest there's already been one person who puzzled it out who is an alum, and the story of Big Boy Blue is still vaguely in the zeitgeist for those who attended the SLAS during the time. You could maybe even puzzle it out due to context clues in the narrative, but that wouldn't be on me.

>>29099873

you are a loser and a hypocrite.

>>29099873
>I do not have any 'duty' beyond warning.
You have given no warning. What are we supposed to do, steer clear of anyone who's ever been to college and got married? Or only when we see him in a blue onesie? Either way, useless "warning".

>As I do not wish to be sued into oblivion?
Because people get sued over anonymous stories on the internet?

You can already be identified from the story by the people involved, including the college, BBB and his father, so refusing to name them only harms others and does nothing to save you.

>I provide you a cautionary tale.
Cool, I'll check the rooms of all my players for bottles of urine. They may think it's weird, but I'm just being cautious!

>To be honest there's already been one person who puzzled it out who is an alum
So too late for them to be helped by your story.

>You could maybe even puzzle it out due to context clues in the narrative, but that wouldn't be on me.
If you really cared about giving people a warning, you could anonymously say where it was.

You could say "Not OP, but someone figured out it's X School" or "Not OP, but someone figured it out here >>" or "Not OP or anyone from the story, but I was there at the time, and BBB's name is, and the college is, and his father is, and his father's company is..."

If you're really so paranoid you think BBB will ring moot up before the thread 404's, get your IP and see that it is indeed OP's, just repost the BBB screencap a few months later and say "I heard stories from this college, I know the place".

But instead of any of that, you just hint that someone else has figured it out and expect us to be somehow warned by nothing.

You are deliberately allowing fellow fa/tg/uys to go to this place unknowing. That's disgusting. They are corrupt and allowed everything in your story to happen, and now you wish that upon the rest of us.

>>29101304

Or you can get your panties untwisted, and realize that this is not going to happen. Not going to be sued into oblivion over your claims to superiority,

>>29102068
>Not going to be sued into oblivion
Are you illiterate? Half the post tells you a) why that won't happen and b) how you could stop it happening even if it did.

>over your claims to superiority.
Illiteracy doesn't explain making up lies. That's pure delusion.

>>29102263

Having spoken to actual lawyers regarding the options and my position I am going to go with no on that one. Again, your idea sounds super clever, but it doesn't really work legally. As I can face plenty of civil litigation just based on what you have read (cursory glance through any sort oof documentation would have me by the balls) it isn't going to happen. End of story.

>>29101076
>>29101304
>>29102396
>Having spoken to actual lawyers regarding the options and my position
A fact that you only decided to mention now.

>As I can face plenty of civil litigation just based on what you have read
Yet you tell it anyway.

Calm down everyone, I think OP has a perfectly good reason to not name any school. He doesn't want people to think ill of somewhere this didn't happen.

>>29102552
And he certainly wouldn't want us thinking him a liar after all that suicide-based sympathy.

>>29102644
That bit of the story didn't even make sense. BBB apparently stopped caring about the game and started obsessing over New Girl, yet for some reason takes his revenge on OP instead of New Girl. He must have been stalking OP pretty closely, too, to get him exactly on his birthday while he's passed out from drinking, too. Despite New Girl, not OP, being the object of his obsessions now.

It's written like a story where the villain appears just in time for the climax, no matter how unlikely his being there is.

And then he swears off romance for good, after giving us a satisfying conclusion of BBB getting locked up and the friends getting happy endings. Bittersweet storytelling.

>This fucking thread
I can't tell if this is master-class RPing or if this many fa/tg/uys honestly can't spot an obvious fake.

A person killing themselves because a complete stranger told them their fiancé was cheating on them? Not even if you hooked up the collective minds of every teenager in every hot topic in the world to a single gestalt consciousness and played it the collective works of Linkin Park on repeat for a year.

>>29103072
>>29103049
>>29102644
>>29102552

>samefagging a thread this hard

>>29103109
On that topic, hi OP.

I notice you've traded parroting "sued to oblivion" for silence since playing the lawyer card wasn't believable.

>>29102396
>Having spoken to actual lawyers
And they said? And their expressions were? And they said they heard stuff like this all the time?

Not gonna lie, the fact that this extra part of the story only appears now doesn't look good credibility wise.

>>29102396
Just ignore the assholes, OP. What else can you do?

>>29103523

Practically? Nothing. There's just nothing that can honestly be done without putting myself at risk. So pretty much just sit here, working, figuring it all out.

I do enjoy the craziness. At what point in the story do I honestly have a point to mention seeking legal counseling? Just silliness.

>>29103593
I just don't get it, didn't you mention from thread 1 that you weren't gonna name names and all that? Ah, well, hell with 'em. Also, OP, my condolences, mate.

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...I. I. I. Holy Shite.

This is the first time I've read this story. Holy shit, OP. This guy...BBB is...holy fucking shit.

>>29103809
Me too, man. I'd heard of BBB, how it was the most horrifying of all of /tg/'s many, many stories...

They were right. The only thing I would change is the "fiance killed herself because of BBB" thing, because that's where suspension of disbelief broke.

I didn't think that it might be a fear of the father.

My first guess was that it was the lure of the money. Sounds cold, but as long as she knows what buttons to press, I'd imagine he wouldn't be too hard to manipulate.

But it takes a special sort of person to be brave enough to try and tame crazy. It's probably more likely that she was forced into it.

>>29103809

Sorry bro.

>>29104050

I could see that. They have a very comfortable existence. Perhaps they met inside? I don't know, still looking into it and finding out more.

>>29103523
>>29103593
Great, people (or person, everyone who doesn't believe OP is a samefag, remember?) are assholes if they don't buy preposterous stories from an OP who, just like a stereotypical lier defending their lie, always has some convenient reason for keeping anyone from prying too deep, must be an asshole.

People are assholes for remembering not to take tales on 4chan at face value. Got it.

Not sure either way, but attacks like this on doubters isn't buying believability.

>>29104350
No, no, you're free to doubt as much as you want, that's your call. I'm saying that the people saying he OWES them real names, when he's said several times he's NOT giving them, are assholes.

>>29104791
>the people saying he OWES them real names
All zero of them?

People were asking about the college, because that's the thing that people here might be about to go to.

>>29104791

This seems to happen on any of the threads posted at night. Pretty sure it is just one random aspie upset with the fact that I have a story to tell and needs to believe in his heart of hearts that he won't become BBB.

>>29103593
>I do enjoy the craziness. Just silliness.
You're supposedly the person who encountered BBB, and you're ready to use terms like "crazy" not just lightly, but on anyone who doesn't believe the actually craziness you say you've encountered. Doesn't ring true.

>At what point in the story do I honestly have a point to mention seeking legal counseling?
You've missed the post you're replying to, asshole.

>>29103809
Don't shed too many tears.

>>29104791
very much. as if knowing about one place being easily influenced by money would change anything. i'd guess that the administration of the manority (especially of smaller) universities is similarly prone to financial influences

I was there when BBB was originally posted and I read through it and only now did I realize that you made a reference to that song by Warren Zevon by calling him an excitable boy.

Maybe OP is telling the truth and his girlfriend was just the type to kill herself when a complete stranger tells her that her long distance boyfriend (who's distant enough from her emotionally to have not even told her about this huge negative part of his life) has been cheating on her. Without even talking to him first.

Calm down, people. The world keeps turning, horrible unfortunate events or not.

OP, I never really put what you wrote in the original story together. It definitely turns it from a humorous and unfortunate story to one of legitimate tragedy. You have my sympathies; I'd offer you help, but you seem disinclined to accept, which is your right. I hope you find a way to be happy. You deserve it.

>>29105059

You're welcome I guess? I figured it worked well in the spot.

>>29105139

There's just no reason for help man. But thanks. This was more just an update thread, but I must say I am touched by all the nice elegan/tg/ents who have come out of the woodwork to wish me well. You're all bros, and I thank you for it. Made my Christmas suck a little less this year.

bump for the saddest thread on /tg/ right now ;_;

>>29105348
>Made my Christmas suck a little less this year.
Why does your Christmas suck normally?

>>29110079

Just a rough time is all man.

>>29104949
>This seems to happen on any of the threads posted at night. Pretty sure it is just one random aspie upset with the fact that I have a story to tell
Try posting at euro times. They're less likely to sperg out at That Guy stories.

Where does OP live again? Because this sounds like something right out of my state.

>>29113865
Are american times really so bad for sperges on /tg/?

>>29117663
Sounds like you have stories of your own to tell. Which state? What similar happenings have you had?

>>29117663
I live in Georgia and I've heard of a kid who's dad set himself on fire.
But I forgot what I was thinking of when I made that post; shit just happens in Georgia all the time.
Lots of black people and old money floating around.

>>29117671
>holy shit, BBB is just like me
>nah, this story has to be fake

OP, post the school name and other stuff after encrypting them.

Tell us how to decrypt next week.

>>29120512
>>29120742
Meant to reply, fuck

OP, in the name of Canalis Quintus, I demand that you confess the locus of this most abominable scholam.

ON PAIN OF EXCOMMUNICATION

>>29122753
OP can't say a location because then everybody would be hating some innocent college for things in his story.

>>29122790
And now come the spergs.

>>29122790
> innocent
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19769356/

>>29122790
>innocent
Read http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/19769356/

>>29124287
>>29124277

You know, I haven't actually read the full thread, with all of the associated posts, since it was originally posted.

Thank you anon. It was a trip down memory lane to see how affected my fellow elegan/tg/entlemen were affected by my story.

>>29097552
I don't think he wants a new friendship. I think he wants to murder BBB.

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