>>29149777
>[ ]He needs serious treatment soon. Bring him back to the Doc.

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> [ ]He needs serious treatment soon. Bring him back to the Doc.

>>29149777
>]He needs serious treatment soon. Bring him back to the Doc.
He's not in critical condition, so time isn't extremely short, but he needs help eventually.

>>29149777
He seems safe enough to move, and he's been pulling himself about for this long. You're pretty sure he'll be able to make it the distance, especially with you here to guide him and help him along. But these wounds need something, and you're definitely not fit to deal with something this bad. The Doc, though? You're pretty sure he could. And he would help Doggy, right? Of course he would. If he isn't, you can just make him!
The guards definitely wouldn't try and shoot up a man-eating beast as soon as it came into view as long as you're there! Probably...

Yes, it's a flawless plan. Stop doubting the logic and get him back there, already!
Keeping one hand firmly on his head, you start to walk slowly along the riverbed. Doggy falls in behind you easily enough, following with little effort despite avoiding the use of his front left leg.

The trip back to Skadovsk is a relatively short one, but it feels like it takes an age as you ponderously seek out the paths of least resistance through the bad ground and taking such a slow pace to avoid needing Doggy to walk too fast. This not made any easier by the fact that the clouds are passing in front of the Moon every so often and rendering the world completely black to you.
It's with some relief when the ship finally comes into your view, though an equal amount of trepidation as you make out the silhouette of the guard on duty raising his weapon to sight you in.

You keep the steady pace up, by re-position yourself slightly to stay between Doggy and the guard, raising your other hand high in the air to let him know you're there. After a few tense moments, he seems to shrug and lower his gun again, which you take as a good sign and keep leading Doggy to the ship. When you finally reach the door, you realize that you're going to have to bring Doggy through the bar to reach the Doc.

[ ]Leave Doggy outside, fetch the Doc.
[ ]Bring Doggy through, no-one will mind.

>>29150296
>[ ]Bring Doggy through, no-one will mind.
Appearances people.

>>29150296
>carry him in a fireman's carry

>>29150420
And put him on the bar before asking Beard

"How much for the doggy?"

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>>29150296
>[] bring doggy through, no-one will mind
*even though doggy will try to eat someone or get shot ^w^

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>>29150296
You look down at Doggy for a moment, then back at the door, and down to Doggy again as an idea hits you. Leaning down, you try to tuck your hands around Doggy in order to pick him up. Doggy cocks his head quizzically at you but doesn't resist as you give a heave and try to lift him. Yeah, no. Doggy's just as heavy as he looks. This isn't happening.

You shrug, and pop the bulkhead door open, strolling into the bar ahead of Doggy. As usual, a portion the crowd only gives a momentary glance over their shoulders before returning to their business. A heartbeat passes, and each face gives another glance before returning again. A few quite mutters circulate around the tables, and every head in the joint turns in your direction.

Interestingly, it's here that you can tell the newbies from the veterans: a good number of your audience, fresh young faces, go wide-eyed and continue to stare at you as you cross the room, while the remainder only give you a cursory glare before turning back to their tables, giving a weary shake of their heads and taking an extra large gulp from their drinks.

You're almost to the stairs when Beard seems to finally notice you, greeting you with a reprimand. "Oi, can you not read, girl?" He gestures at a printed sign to the side of the bar, one you hadn't noticed until now, reading [NO MUTANTS (except guide mutants)] underneath which has been scrawled (and stupid sexy snorks).

You quickly apologize to Beard, but point out that Doggy isn't doing too well and you need to get him to the Doc.
He glares for a moment more, before relenting; on the condition that it doesn't happen again.

>>29150636
>(and stupid sexy snorks
there is a story here and I want to know it

>>29150636
You continue on, leading Doggy up the stairs and into Doc's 'surgery'. The door's closed, but this is urgent! You push the door open and step in to see what he's doing. He seems to be busy, head down over a desk full of... paperwork? He has paperwork to do?
You knock on the door to grab his attention, giving him a start as he hurriedly tries to pull the paperwork off the desk and out of your sight. As it tilts over the edge, you catch a glimpse of what looks to be a lady's face, and a whole lot of exposed flesh.

"What the- have you never been told to knock BEFORE entering? Christ girl, what are yo..."
He trails off as he catches a glimpse of Doggy waiting patiently outside.
"OH GOD WHAT THE HELL HOW DID THAT THING GET IN HERE?" He seems to be panicking badly, and reaches for a pistol he apparently keeps in his top desk draw.

[ ]"That's just Doggy? He needs help!"
[ ]"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" throw yourself in front of Doggy.
[ ]"What were you reading?"

>>29150767
>Throw yourself in front of doggy

US AND DOGGY ARE HOMIES
TAKE A BULLET FOR A NIGGA

>>29150767
>[ ]"What were you reading?"
PORN FOR THE PORN GOD

>>29150767
[x]"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" throw yourself in front of Doggy.
Hounds before hoes!

Rolled 64, 52, 42, 75 = 233

>>29150767
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" you scream at him, as you impulsively throw yourself between Doggy and the over-reacting Doc. He pulls the pistol up in a smooth movement and fires, apparently faster than he can check his targets as his eyes widen in shock when the round hits you instead of the beast he was aiming for.

You take the round mid air (which hurts enough on it's own), but continue your uncontrolled leap across the small room, crashing headlong into Doc's shelves of medical equipment.
Ow.

>>29150962

>Die pitifully, in a manner that will fill Doc with guilt of such immensity he immediately commits murder-suicide, killing everyone on the boat then himself.

>>29150962
The shooting agony running up your leg informs you curtly that your foot took the bullet impact in place of Doggy's face. The hard *CRACK* as your outstretched hand connected with the shelving first gives you a strong hint that you didn't come away from the fall too well, either...

[Pain Threshold]

...but you've suffered much worse over the course of your recent adventures. Favoring your right foot as you push yourself upright, you give the cause of your troubles the most withering glare you can muster as he stays riveted to the spot in shock.

You're rewarded by his arm going slack, pistol tapping gentle against his thigh. "I... I just shot you. And you just... how? How can you just stand there like that...?"
Your inhuman tolerance apparently calming him down somewhat, you attempt to hash out the important details to him in a strained voice.

"This... is Doggy. I- I need you to fix him." You wince a little as you try to gesture at the patiently waiting Doggy with your right hand, only to find none of the bones in your fingers are straight any more. One of the ones from your index finger isn't even inside your skin anymore.
Doggy barks once happily at the mention of his name, before you continue. "I can... pay, or work or whatever. Just please fix him." You try to give him the usual, cute smile you give to men you're asking favors from, but you get the feeling it's distorted somewhat by the agony you're currently enduring.
"Also... if you don't mind, could you maybe... do something about this?" At this, you thrust your broken fingers in his direction, finally feeling that you can't hold back the tears mustering in the corners of your eyes.

>>29151147
The silent tears that start to roll down your cheeks are apparently enough to jump-start the Doc out of his daze, as life springs back into his limbs. He drops the pistol back on his desk, then very gently taking your hand by the wrist to give you fingers a closer examination, his eyes also drifting to the small bullet hole in your trainer, that you now notice is casually spurting blood over your sock and the floor.
He seems to be mumbling something like an apology under his breath.

[ ]Let him work.
[ ]Tell him to see to Doggy first.
[ ]Ask for something for the pain.

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>>29151267
Glance over at his desk while he works. I wanna see what he reads when nobody's looking.

>>29151267

Doge needs wurk, not you. Halp doge.

>>29151267
>[ ]Let him work.
And >>29151314 too. Who can help themselves when someone tries to hide something so badly?

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>My host just made food. 10 minute or so delay inbound.

>>29151267
You stay silent as he runs his hands along your fingers, gently probing the obvious breaks and checking for other

He lifts his head just once, meeting your tearful gaze. "I, uh, don't have anything like plaster casts and stuff. Not here. So, uh, we're gonna have to do this the old fashioned way. It's gonna hurt like a bi- er, it's gonna hurt real bad."
You nod your acknowledgement, and watch as he rummages around the room for some bits he needs. He moves back to you with a few strips of gauze and a couple of lollipop sticks. As he starts to prepare himself to do something to your index finger, the one with the bone sticking out, you find your gaze drifting slowly away from him to the reading material he so hastily stowed upon your sudden entry. He didn't hide it too well in his panic: it's fallen open on the floor, and you can see a few of the pages.

The first page, the one you caught a glimpse of before, features a rather pretty lady wearing a very small amount of clothing. You've seen those sorts a couple of times, on the top shelves of one of the stores in the Town, the few times Papa was allowed to take you. He never did explain what was in them or why you couldn't look. The second page holds something very different, however. A lady, you guess by the physique, wearing a ragged set of clothes revealing a few open wounds on her flesh, and an old gas mask pulled up to reveal only her lips as she crawls her way along the floor towards the camera.
The next page along features a boar and a flesh, doing what they do on the discovery channel...

The Doc mutters something you don't quite catch. You feel a sharp tug on your finger, and the sound of a screaming little girl fills your ears. Then your world goes black.

>>29151751
Doc, too?
I get the feeling that Herr Kaleun is a fan of them Snorks.

>>29151751
When you awake, you find yourself staring at a rusted metal ceiling. Everything hurts, but everything seems numb as well. You're apparently lying on a rather uncomfortable bunk. When you move your head to look around, however, your view is immediately blocked by a rather excited Doggy leaping up onto you and making his affection known.

As you struggle to calm him down and get him off, you note the gauze and lollipop sticks holding all the fingers on your right hand together, and also a bandage wrapped thickly around your left wrist. Doggy seems to be sporting some medical fashion of his own, with bandaging around his hips, and a thick pad over the hole in his shoulder.

From somewhere in the room behind the mass of Doggy, you hear Doc's voice. "Ah, you're awake. Good. Okay, yeah. So uh, I fixed your dog up for you. And your fingers. And foot." Doggy hops off you here, allowing you to make eye-contact with him. He looks around the room at nothing in particular, sheepishly scratching the back of his neck before continuing. "I'll, uh, I'll leave this lot as free of charge. On the house, since it's kind of my fault and stuff."

You smile weakly in response, "it's... not really you're fault. I'm... I'm sorry for spooking you... and stuff..." You trail off as he stares at you, guilt still ridden on his features. "Well it's fine now, right? Don't look like that!"

He returns your smile, then seems to make a resolution. "Well, actually. If you're feeling so good then maybe you could help me out? To call us equal, since I did put that extra work in and all."

"Extra... work...?"

He grunts an affirmative, nodding at your left hand. "Like your fractured wrist, and your dog. Those bits definitely weren't my fault. And my handiwork isn't cheap..."

[ ]Accept, help him out.
[ ]Decline, you're already even.
[ ]Give him all your cash and call it even.
[ ]Ask him what the favor is, in detail.

>>29152069
>[ ]Accept, help him out.
Why not?

>>29152069
>[ ]Accept, help him out.
Once you've shot someone, you're friends for life. Doesn't he know that? He should just ask for the favor instead of talking about debts and silly stuff.

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>>29152069
Let's take the job. We could use the money to buy an actual shirt. Besides, how hard can it be?

>>29152069
>[ ]Accept, help him out.
" and why were those women in the book not wearing anything?

>>29152069
For someone who willingly fixed up Doggy and doesn't even ask for payment for it? A favor for a favor!

"Nn, okay!" you nod happily at him.

"Wait, wait, you didn't even hear what the job is yet."

"Yeah," you intone, "but you helped me out, so I help you out. That's how it works, right?"

He doesn't counter your response, and after a short silence, tells you what he needs.
"My medical supplies have been getting low. Looking after you and the mutt used up the last of some of my stuff. I've already set up a deal with some guys, and I've got a squad of rookies to agree to take the delivery. Your part... well, they're rookies, and I kinda really need these supplies. So an escort would be nice. And, as much as no-one wants to admit it, you're the best shooter we have right now. Shouldn't be anything going down this close to Skadovsk, really, so this'll be a milk run. But I'd appreciate it."

You accept wholeheartedly, and after getting directions from him for the meeting point, you make to leave and meet up with the rookies.

"Ah, uh, before you go though. I'd suggest leaving Doggy here. His leg should really be allowed to rest before he goes out and about on it. It shouldn't take more than a few days."

"Oh, uh. Well, alright. Doggy, be good and stay with the nice Doc, right?" You pat him on the head and he sits down. He whines meekly at you as you leave, but doesn't make any move to follow.

In the bar, you quickly locate the group of rookies you're going to be assisting, what with them standing in a huddle near the door and looking anxious to get moving, twitchy at what may well be their first real 'mission' in the Zone. One of them, probably the gang leader, gives you a wave and you start to cross to them.
Beard, noticing your return, calls you over. "Hey hey. I've got a, uh... request... come in, specifically for you. Got a moment?"

[ ]"Nope! Busy!"
[ ]"Sure, what is it?"
[ ]"Do I get chocolate?"

>>29152833
>[ ]"Do I get chocolate?"

>>29152833
>[X] Is it important I do it now? I have something to take care of, if you can wait.

>>29152869
Seconding

>>29152833
You ask him how urgently this request needs to be dealt with. You're kind of busy at this very moment.
"Ah, well... it can wait, I guess. Sort of. I mean... the client may or may not still be around these parts when you get back. Assuming you come back and all. I mean, this is the Zone, right? It'll only take a moment, really..."
He's being oddly vague, something you've never seen from Beard before.

[ ]Do it now.
[ ]Put it off 'til later.

>>29153036
[x]Do it now.

Can the rookies wait while we do this?

>>29153036
>Depends on what it is.
We won't know if it'll really "only take a moment" until we know what the task is.

>>29153036
>[ ]Do it now.
If it'll only take a moment, no problem, just go let the guys know we need to finish something real quicklikewillonlytakeaminutethanks.

>>29153036
Get beard to at least tell us what it is first.

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>>29153036
You nod your head, curiosity getting the better of you. As you approach the bar, he reaches under the counter and pulls something out for you.
The entire bar freezes as the item in question is revealed.
An awkward, tense air permeates the room between you and Beard. He refuses to meet your gaze as he explains.
"The, uh, client would like you to... wear this. He's, uh... paying two thousand for it. Just for, uh, twenty four hours."
You keep your eyes fixed on his face as he
"There's, ah, a blue hair ribbon... and a plastic sword to go with it..."
He trails off.

You look down at the blue dress on the bar at last, and take in the details. It's definitely pretty. It's not frilly as such, but it looks rich somehow. The gold lacing picks out certain contours, but still doesn't detract from the overall shape of the piece. The sleeves are tight-fitting, ending at the wrist and allowing unrestricted movement whilst also not leaving anything to snag on anything you'd be handling. The poofed shoulders add a slight masculinity to the figure, while the hem is left just high enough that it wouldn't get in the way if you needed to move about in it.
Overall, a rather practical set. At least, compared to the cargo pants and 'shirt' made of old bandages you're currently wearing.

Seeing you eyeing up the piece, Beard adds, "oh, and he said you can keep it afterwards."

[ ]Put the dress on.
[ ]Politely decline.
[ ]Tell him where he can shove his fetishes and storm out.

>>29153210
This. It would help to know what he wants from us before blindly agreeing - we already are doing a favor for Doc and it wouldn't be a good idea to just bail on him unless it's really important.

"Do you think you could find some good chocolate too?"

>>29153498
>[ ]Put the dress on.

>>29153498
Oh.
Oh lawd.
You know what? Fuck it.
[x]Put the dress on.
We'll fuck shit up no matter what we're wearing.

>>29153498
You know what? Let's do it. We could use the money anyways.

>>29153570
>>29153539
You two are aware that we're likely going to have to shoot some perv in the face when they try to get frisky, right? I honestly don't trust this to not be someone's magical realm.

...that said, we are a good shot and we could use the better outfit.

[x] agree, as long as we get a cut of the 2000. (or some good chocolate)

>>29153498
"Are you the client?"

>>29153498
>[ ]Put the dress on
Oh lawdy this'll be interesting for our reputation

>>29153715
Well, worst case scenario, perv jumps us, gets shot in the face and all his stuff stolen, so it's kinda a win/win.
Also, I'd give it 70/30 that the client is actually Beard, so there's that too.

Oh, god I just had a thought.
What if we could get one in flecktarn? I'd wear the shit out of that.

>>29153895
Aquire mud. Swear blue, add blood.

It shall glorious

>>29153498
>[X]Enter Kaleun's Magical Realm
>[X]Put on the dress.
>[X]"How much chocolate is 2000 rubles?"

>>29153498
Only if he gives us a cut of the money, and some chocolate

>>29153498
[X]Put the dress on.

Battle dress Loli activate!
I wonder if we could get one made out of reinforced materials, but something that will still look nice?

>>29153498
"...Are you the client?"
Beard refuses to meet your gaze, or utter a response.

Without another word, you snatch the dress from the bar, as well as the ribbon and sword Beard pulls from under the counter, and calmly walk back towards the stairs. You call over to the rookie that waved at you that you'll just be a moment, and move into a dark corner behind the stairs, near the old engine room.

In just a few short moments, you've stripped to your pants and stashed your clothes in your backpack. The one-piece is also easy enough to get on, slipping straight over your head and requiring no further adjustment. A small, dark corner of your mind also considers that this means it'll be just as easy to get off. And how the dress seems to fit you perfectly. As if it were tailored by someone who knew your size and build...
You dismiss these thoughts as you finish tying you hair into a bun, leaving a few strands to frame your face. You pull your backpack on over the dress, sling your rifle over your shoulder, and then realize that the dress has no useful places for storing your pistol. You resort to stuffing it into your pants underneath the dress- something that is not only extremely uncomfortable, but probably highly unsafe. You'll have to find a better way to hold it. Taking the plastic greatsword in your hand, your getup is complete.

Keeping a smooth, graceful pace, you walk back to the bar and hold your hand out to Beard. "Payment upfront, please."

A 'click' sound, like an artificial camera shutter draws your attention to the crowd you've now attracted. Every patron in the bar is watching you, and the closest one, a veteran stalker, has pulled out his PDA and apparently just taken a picture of you.
"Sorry," he mutters, "figured this would last longer."
At his comment, the rest of the bar suddenly draw their PDAs and also start taking pictures.
Great.

>>29153994
According to my handy dandy money converter, about $60 worth.

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>>29154139
Oh my god we're the talk of the town

>>29154139
pose

>>29154139
Seconding >>29154254
DO IT
Let it be known that not only is the Loli deadly, but also adorable in a dress.

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>>29154139
Welp. This should be fun.

>>29154139
I'm very tempted to bwap the first guy with our plastic sword. Nothing that'll hurt much, but ought to get the point across that we're not just here for fanservice.

"...you better have some good chocolate when I get back."

Maybe ask for a holster for out pistol, too?

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>>29154139
Oh, I just realized! Since someone is able to procure clothing in our size, we should ask if they can send down some webgear and other equipment in our size. It'll be awkward if we keep just looting men's pants and boots.

I wouldn't mind more cosplay, though

>>29154326
I dont think he can provide us cleavage.

>>29154334
Not to mention it'll make more akward since we are showing we aren't stupid, and realize someone took our measurements.

>>29154334
>You are now imagining us running around in the flecktarn dress from before, plus a matching molle plate carrier, and backpack. Also a battle belt full of chocolate.

>>29154432
That's what the chocolate is for. It all goes to the chest

>>29154139
We should jokingly challenge the first guy to a sword fight. This is clearly a princess dress, so he has insulted THE princess' honor; Either he submits and kneels to his new ruler, or he tastes plastic blade.

>>29154139
The sound of a mechanism being wound, and you find Beard winding up a disposable camera. One blinding flash later, and he places a large wad of cash into your hands.
Well, whatever.

You decide to strike a few poses for your captive audience in what you imagine are a selection of cute, stylish and possibly seductive poses, (resulting in an even more furious storm of shutter sounds) before the thought hits you that you're possibly giving away a lot of potential income from a paying client base.
You raise your sword above you in a mock aggressive pose, before bringing it down onto the head of the first veteran with a "bwap~!". He stops taking pictures, looking confused at you before you chide him for taking more pictures than he's welcome to. "But... I'll forgive you, so long as you have some good chocolate when I get back~!"

You try your best to ignore the continuing shutter-snaps as you head over to the rookie group. "Okay!" you beam at them. "We can go now!"
The group doesn't offer any resistance, simply following you in silence as you skip out of the bar, sword still in hand.

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>>29154513
>Jokingly
We are a princess now and this is serious business.

>>29154536
This is the true origin of Sabre, type-moon soon

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>>29154139
The entire fucking bar was in on this. Not just Beard.

>>29154536
Eh, no princess without a kingdom. Can't just go around slaughtering all of our subjects. Some, but not all.

>>29154584
Camelot shall come forth from the Irradiation of this place

>>29154527
I do have to say being a loli cosplay idol and being shot on film is a lot better than being Giltine the Terrible and being shot with bullets.

I'm sure Beard will have a new costume ready by the time we run out of good chocolate.

>>29154680
Hm. Actually Chernobyl could make a nice castle, if you get over the whole radioactive thing. And other things. And stuff. Yea, this is a good idea.

>>29154527
Once you're outside, you realize that it's still the middle of the pitch-black night, and that you have no idea where you're supposed to go. Bringing this point up with the rookie leader, he hands you a headband similar to the ones they're all wearing, with torches attached to the clasp on the side. As you take a few moments to slot your own torch to it, he also explains that he knows where the meeting place is. It's not too far away, and it's in a safe location with a number of friendlies about. There are two ways to get there, along the main highway, which will get you there in just a few minutes, or through the swampy riverbed, which will take significantly longer but offers some amount of cover. While there's no immediate rush for the medical supplies, if someone were to come in with an emergency overnight, the Doc would have nothing to work with.

Behind him, the 5-strong rookie group are giving you various looks of disbelief as they psych themselves up ready to head out into the darkness.

[ ]Take the main road, get there fast.
[ ]Take the slow route, pick your way through the hard ground.

and

[ ]Introduce yourself, get to know the group. Make friends!
[ ]Rookies have a high turnover. No point getting to know hired hands that'll probably be dead by this time tomorrow.

>>29154748
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>>29154748
>[ ]Take the slow route, pick your way through the hard ground.
Charging across open ground is retarded. It'll take longer, but will be worth less random death.
>[ ]Introduce yourself, get to know the group. Make friends!
At least get to know the people watching your ass and let them know we're watching thiers.

>>29154781
Seconding.

>>29154748
>[ ]Take the slow route, pick your way through the hard ground.
>[ ]Introduce yourself, get to know the group. Make friends!

>>29154748

> Gatta go fast
> Gotta keep quiet, if we are exposed we don't want to miss any signs of an ambush.

>>29154748
>Take the main road. There's six of us, and one of us is Giltine
>Make friends. Friends are good; they give each other chocolate

>>29154748
[X] Main road. Princess Giltene is above trudging through the riverbed!
[X] Make friends. Princesses have to have subjects, after all, and no reason not to be friendly.

>>29154748

Main road. And let's make some friends. We

>>29154748
"You mean like, someone might die if we don't get there fast? Well then, no time to lose! Let's go!" You switch your torch on, and start to walk out into the darkness; when you look back, the rookies haven't yet moved. "COME ON! Let's go already!"
This kicks them into movement, and they fan out into something resembling a patrol formation with the leader taking point and heading up towards the road above the riverbed.

"By the way, my name's Bedivere, pleased to meet you."

"Hi Bedivere, I'm Loli." You look down at your dress, and back up again. "Princess Loli now, I guess." You wave your sword in a mock salute at him, giving him a wide grin. You direct a questioning look at the next man in formation, a rougeish looking blue-eyed blonde with a shotgun and he introduces himself as Lucan. The rough-looking lad with a buzzcut is apparently called Erec, while the two in gas masks with assault rifles are apparently called Kay and Percival. The quiet one at the back with the sniper called himself Uwain.
Odd names, if you say so yourself, but you didn't pick them.

"Pleased to meet you all, my dear, trusted knights! May we have many safe adventures together~!"

By this point in the introductions, you're already coming up to a small metal bridge crossing over an estuary that joins the dried river.
"Uhm, Bedivere. We're going to cross that bridge?" He nods the affirmative, looking askance at you. Something bugs you about it, but you can't quite tell what...

[DC17 Perception check]

Rolled 20

>>29155317
Rolling is what we do best.

Heh.

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Rolled 5

>>29155317
What do our loli eyes see?

>>29155363
well I was going to roll but ya

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>>29155363
Good job, fellow anon.

Rolled 1

>>29155317

Hmm, that's a bridge alright...

>>29155377
>best of 3 rolls, gentemen.

>>29155400
Shit, does that cancel the crit, then?

Rolled 8

>>29155400
nooooo god fucking damn it

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>>29155400
You cancelled out that nat 20...

Rolled 14

>>29155400
>>29155432
Yes.

>>29155400
Yer a right feckin lil cunt, aincha? I bet yer avin a rite ard giggle there with yer feckin weighed dice, ye queer horsefeckin git.

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>>29155400
ANON SO HELP ME GOD I WILL FUCKING END YOU

Rolled 20

>>29155400

OP must use this roll.

>>29155621

Whoops! Forgot to remove the dice. Please disregard that roll.

>>29155621
OP.

Please.

It's christmas.

Rolled 13

>>29155523
Come at me, bro.

>>29155317
>>29155363
>>29155371
Something about the pile of rubble in the very center of the bridge is really niggling at you, but you can't quite tell wha-

>>29155400
Bedivere claps a hand on your shoulder. "Come on, Loli, what happened to the urgency? It's fine, this is a common route. Nothing wrong with that bridge." He paces away from you towards the bridge. Erec shrugs and falls in behind him, a few paces back and to his left. Kay and Percival keep their same spacing and holding the wedge to cross the open area. Uwain seems to be waiting for the rest of you to cross before he takes up the rear, and Lucan gives a morose smile, gesturing for you to fill in the back of the wedge with him.

Just as you turn to join the formation, however, the world infront of you is suddenly enveloped in a cloud of fire, dust and smoke as the pile of rubble errupts into a fireball that engulfs everyone on the bridge. You, Uwain and Lucan are knocked clean off your feet by the blastwave that you don't even hear.

Rolled 11

The dice gods are confused.

Rolled 4

>>29155729

Muh nigga OP! Used my nat 1 after all

>>29155729
You instinctively roll over, off the road and into the brush before even considering what had just happened. The ringing in your ears keeps you deafened to the world, but you understand full well what's happening when you see the slightly charred remains of Percival and Kay scattered over the bridge. Erec seems to be somewhat more intact, and there is no sign of Bedivere. Erec seems to be struggling to his feet, turning to look in your direction in confusion, when a few bursts of blood explode out of his chest, throwing his suddenly limp corpse flat on the ground.

The ringing is subsiding, but not quickly. You can hear something rattling from the hill behind you above the road. You start to lift you head to get a better view, but Lucan drops into the bush next to you, forcing your head back down as he starts firing at... something, gouts of flame from his shotgun's mouth burning into your retina and night-blinding you.

>Actions?

>>29155934
1st: ready/acquire weapon
2nd: Get in hard cover--rock, tree, busted car, etc--and figure out who's attacking
3rd: Engage/Retreat depending on situation

Rolled 17

>>29155934

What >>29156020 said only make sure to put a little distance between us and lucan. We are potentially invisible but not when we stand next to a barking shoot-me sign.

>>29155934
Our magical sword (it was magical, right?) will surely prevail against our enemies. Charge!

>>29156356
Seconded.

CHARRRRRGGGEEEE

>>29156356
>>29156380

USE GUN, GUN IS BETTER. Our small stature is better fit to shoot and not get shot, than it is to swing plastic swords at- oh, we don't even have the plastic sword with us

>>29155934
>>29156020
You roll to one side, so as to be able to pull your rifle to the ready. Staying prone in the bush, you look around frantically for anything you can use for hard cover. You hearing recovers just in time to hear Lucan's shotgun click empty. With a hearty curse he drops into place beside you and starts to frantically reload. You can hear the near constant snaps of dozens of rounds flying overhead just inches from you. Looking over your shoulder confirms your fear: the only "cover" anywhere nearby is the reverse slope of the riverbank where it joins the estuary. With a smooth roll, you drop over the lip and move yourself away from the killzone.
Popping up to get a glance, you can see (and hear) sporadic muzzle reports across the entire face of the hill facing you. Either you're outnumbered by at least 5-to-1, or your attackers are moving from position to position after each burst, without letting you see them move.

And there are no signs of lights. They can see in the dark?

>>29156454
Apparently, Lucan can reload his shotgun rather fast, as he's already resumed firing his shotgun hopelessly up the hill. You're surprised they haven't managed to take him out yet, what with him not even being behind hard cover.

It's at this point, you realize you haven't seen Uwain since the explosion.

[ ]Engage
[ ]Retreat
[ ]CHARGE!

>>29156606
>[ ]Retreat
As fun as a plastic-sword-bayonet-charge-of-the-century would be, I quite like not dying, and we're outnumbered, outgunned, and lack NVGs.

>>29156606
Without cover to retreat to, it'd be suicide.

Charging would just expose yourself, but they are probably focusing more on the shotgun so it might be viable.

We can't engage an enemy we don't see though.

>>29156606
>Oops, forgot the fourth option.

[ ]Engage
[ ]Retreat
[ ]CHARGE!
[ ]Stay low, wait it out.

>>29156606
Move to cover, try to get a sight on the opponent before engaging. I'd suggest using the handgun and knife, those tend to serve us the best. Also we can use them for CQC probably.

Rolled 6

>>29156606

4. Flank. If they can see in the dark we'll find out soon enough.

I thought loli's were only allowed on /b/...

>>29157033
/b/ was for loli porn, /a/ is for lolis to browse, /tg/ is for roleplaying as lolis

>>29157062
Oh... Still weird..

>>29156606
>[ ]CHARGE!
It's a bridge. There's only one way across.

>Sardaukar
>Imported machines
>Loli STALKER
>Loli Crusader
Truly a productive weekend

>>29157062
Actually the lolis are on /jp/ not /a/

>>29157308
You would know wouldnt you!

>>29156606
Sticking to the reverse slope, you move as quickly as you dare along the bank, trying to move to get a better angle on the hill slope. As you do so, your vision finally starts to adapt to the scenario, allowing you pick out the movements on the hill. You pick out, with a mix of admiration and , that what you thought was maybe ten to fifteen attackers is in fact more like two or three. A thought occurs, and you spin to look around you and see to your horror that there are flickers of movement along the road you came from, and a line of shadows are moving up the the river bank behind you. A single shot barks out from one of the shadows, and Lucan's brains explode their way out of the front of his skull.

You're completely surrounded, and alone...

[ ]Hide and hope they miss you.
[ ]Surrender, hope they show mercy.
[ ]Break through the weakest point.
[ ]To the death! Kill 'em all!

>>29157379

> [x]To the death! Kill 'em all!

We are Loli, WE FEAR NOTHING
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!

>>29157379
>[ ]To the death! Kill 'em all!
And lo, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I shall fear no evil. For I am the baddest mothefucker in that valley!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G90ngH2anxQ

>>29157379

Hide! We must wait till the moment is right if we are to strike at all!

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>>29157379
[]to the death

LET NONE SURVIVE THIS DAY

>>29157379
>Blood for the princess loli

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>>29157379
DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF LOLI!!!

>>29157379

Hide and let them get closer. We will enjoy this.

>>29157379
>[ ]To the death! Kill 'em all!
They ambushed and murdered our loyal subjects. This is effectively a declaration of war. And the kingdom of Loli does not back down against would be aggressors.

>>29157683
>>29157625
>>29157527
>>29157474
>>29157430

Worth saying, I figure it's worth hiding until we can get the jump on one of these guys. Then it's time to remind people how terrifying Giltène's wrath can be.

They're all dead... We were supposed to be protecting them, but instead of doing our duty, we socialized and now they're all dead...

>>29157770
Hmmm..... Fair enough.
>>29157683 here, changing my vote to

[X] They tried to ambush ME? Well, let's give them a taste of their own medicine! Hide until we can slaughter them!

>>29157379
Your six newest friends. Gone, just like that. The perfectly timed explosion, the perfect equipment, the perfect kill-zone, the perfect entrapment.
A perfect ambush. You didn't stand a chance.

You know you're going to die here, yet somehow you're at peace with the idea. You're just going to make sure you bring as many of these suckers with you as you can.

You drop your rifle, hike your dress up and draw your pistol. Your new sword, laying on the road right in front of you, is within arms reach, so you grab that in your off hand.

And with a crazed scream, you throw yourself downhill at the nearest of your assailants.

[D20 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LOLI]

>>29157785
Yeah, nat1s tend to do that kinda thing.

Rolled 10

>>29157814
HAHAHAHA

Rolled 10

>>29157814

Our shame may be unto us as a knife, but even stronger is our anguish and anger!

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Rolled 20

>>29157814

Rolled 14

>>29157814
>[D20 BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD LOLI]

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>>29157858

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Rolled 8

>>29157858
OH GOD YES MY FIRST NAT 20 IN A QUEST

Rolled 17

>>29157848
>>29157854

Dubs! DUBS SAVED THE DAY

>>29157848
>>29157854
>>29157858
Is this reality?

>>29157858
YOU GLORIOUS MOTHERFUCKER OH MY GOD

Ok, now no one else should roll, less the wan rear its evil head.

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>>29157898
You literally just saved our asses

>>29157905

Yes... This is the will of Queen Arthuria! EXCALIBUUUUURRRRR!

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>>29157858
I will expect nothing short of a bloodbath OP

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>>29157858
RULES OF NATURE

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>>29157964
Indeed. This'll be good.

>>29157858
The plastic sword turns out to be the actual excalibur. or at least avalon.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jiRdixLq38o

>>29157814
You don't even aim as you hold your arm in the direction of the offending life, and squeeze the trigger. You know without having to confirm that the round leaving your weapon connected with his face, leaving it a bloody ruin. The second and third shots are placed into the next shadow's chest before he can finish swinging to face you. The third man has just enough time to scream for help before the airborne mass of drop-kicking Loli connects with his head, resulting in a satisfying snapping noise that you know he won't be walking away from.

Curling into a roll as your feet (and his face) meet the ground, you recover from the drop and immediately start sprinting up the bank on the other side of the bridge. The next assailant times his entrance perfectly, popping his head over the edge just as you reach the top, allowing you to crack him hard in the gut with your sword. As he doubles over from the winding blow, you give a twirl to position yourself behind him, placing your muzzle against the back of his head and squeezing the trigger once more.

One more on this side of the bridge. The two on the hill, and three on the road behind you. The maniacal grin on your face stretches even wider.

>>29157858
You glorious mother fucker. I'm willing to bet we would have been dead without that nat 20.

Die, foolish scum! Face the wrath of the goddess of destruction!

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>>29158201

>>29158201
A glance over your shoulder informs you that the three on the road are double-timing to try and rescue their comrades in dishonor. Too bad they're too late. Turning back to face your next foe, you find him raising his rifle to you. A simple side-step to bring yourself out of his alignment, and you hurl your sword at him. The toy lands true to its target, knocking the night-vision set from his head and rendering him blind in the dark as he wildly fires rounds at the spot you're no longer occupying. A few quick steps forwards brings you in range, and you whip the serrated combat knife from his belt and jam it deep into his exposed neck, downward into his chest.
A neat pirouette brings you clear of the fountain of blood, you leave him screaming in agony.

The three on the road have finally made it to the bridge. All three, in unison, drop to one knee and raise rifles. You're in the open, too far away to charge them, and no chance of taking all three with your pistol before they fire. You make the effort anyway, lazily pointing your arm in their general direction.
A gun line to send you to your end. Your grin doesn't falter for a heartbeat.

>>29158514
A whump, and a fizzle. Something shoots up from below the bridge. The world is suddenly bathed in a bright green glow, and all three men yelp in pain as the flare's light burns into their eyes through their night-vision.

You cackle in glee at their misfortune, before rapidly ending their suffering in a hail of pistol rounds. Huh. Turns out you don't die today. Perhaps you should stop being so pessimistic?
Your weapon empty, and no more targets in the area, you discard the thing and skip merrily to the bridge, popping your head over to see what the source of the flare was.

And find Bedivere grinning up at you, hands still clutched around the under-slung barrel attachment of your rifle.
Oh. So it fires flares as well as explosives? You should probably ask him how that works...
"Hey! You're alright!" A pause, "where are the others?"
Ah...

Before you can formulate a response, the flare fizzles out of existence and darkness seizes the land once more. And barely a second later, a burst of gunfire from the hilltop, and Bedivere topples with a choked scream. Oh, right. Those two are still up there.

[ ]NO SURVIVORS
[ ]Try to take them alive, question them.
[ ]Cut the losses and pull back.

>>29158840
>[ ]Try to take them alive, question them

>>29158840
>[X]NO SURVIVORS
Who needs questioning when their gear and loot will probably tell you most of what you need to know.

>>29158840
>[ ]Try to take them alive, question them.
Kill at the first sign of funny buisness.

>>29158840
>[x]Try to take them alive, question them.

As much as I want to kill all of them and drag the rookies corpses back to Beard for a proper burial....we need those fuckers alive

>>29158840
>[ ]Try to take them alive, question them.
These guys didn't set all this up just to kill a squad of rookies. They were probably after us. We should find out why.

>>29158840
>[X]Try to take them alive, question them.
If they're nice to us and say they're sorry, then they can go.

Plus, then we get more people to spread the word to not fuck with us.

>>29158840
This was clearly a set-up. Someone knew this was going down, and you're going to find out who. And the fastest route would obviously be these two. You need a non-lethal weapon, though, so you take a few paces back to grab your nifty new sword, before taking a running jump off the bridge to land on the reverse slope of the bank giving the clearest approach to their last position. Keeping up a full-pace sprint, though, up a hill, in the dark, after causing a bloodbath?

[DC14 Nimble check]

Rolled 19

>>29159152
>a hill thinks it can stop us

Rolled 9

>>29159152
Rolling.
>That DC name
Don't we know someone with that name? Or am I misremembering?

Rolled 7

>>29159195
Nimble is a character In-universe, i forget if we've met him. He probably just means Agility, though.

>>29159264
Nimble was the first stalker we encountered. Well, the first stalker we talked to. Strictly speaking the first stalker we encountered would be either the guy that accidentally himself and got fed to doggy, or the guy who was standing next to him.

>>29159152
>>29159177
>>29159195
>>29159264

You hit the hill at full pace and don't miss a step, covering the entire distance in seconds. Now comes the hard part of actually finding the gun-men in the cover up here.

Well, that or they could break cover and run to meet you while screaming in incoherent terror and swinging their rifles like clubs. Like they're doing right now...

[DC15 Subdue check]

Rolled 19

>>29159405
Rollin. Wish I had something witty to say.

Rolled 4

>>29159405
time for hostage situation!

>>29159424
ExuCariburrrr

Rolled 11

>>29159405
>willingly engaging Loli in close quarters combat
But why?

Rolled 1

>>29159405

Try to remember some of the basics of cqc.

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>>29159702
......

>>29159702

Damn I'm on a roll tonight. GET IT?! ROLL! I'm not sorry.

>>29159702
Thank the gods it's the fourth roll, and not in the first three....

>>29159702
it's fine, the rule is 3 rolls, nothing else counts.

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Rolled 13

Channel the Neeson

>>29159405
>>29159424
>>29159436
>>29159459

Meeting the two head on, still charging with your sword high, you wait until the last moment to cut all forward momentum, leaping sideways and raking the plastic sword hard across the side of the closest man's knee. The pressure on the poor toy reaches critical point, and the thing snaps in two. However, it does its job as he drops like a sack of potatoes, serving to also trip the second and sending them both flying face-first into the dirt.
You're now unarmed, but so are they as their rifles go tumbling down the hill away from them. With a few quick paces, you reach them before they can right themselves and pull the pistols from both men's thigh holsters.
This effectively ends the engagement at last, as both men surrender to you.

Now that you have them this close, you can't help but notice the similarities in clothing, weapons and gear between these guys and the men who shot at Doggy. Which only serves to anger you further.
You press the barrel of one of the pistols to the left man's forehead, and ask him very clearly, why they ambushed you.

"Uh, heh. Sorry girl. Can't tell you. It's in the contract and stuff."

Your features harden, and you point the second pistol at the right man. "Answer me! Or I shoot your friend!"

The two men stare at you for a moment, then share a look, before turning back, looking over your shoulder.
"...Your interrogation technique is flawed."
The right-hand man's amused snort is cut short by the gunshot blowing his brains out the back of his head.

"Alright," you grin at him, "you chose the painful way, huh? I like that way."

CRACK

You're suddenly sent sprawling on the floor by the stock third gun-man's rifle. Okay. That's why it was a flawed technique. Fair.

>>29159759
>>29159767

I'll be sure to post faster next time.

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>>29159815


Fall into Combat roll, unload both pistols into offender, force the last survivor to surrender... again.

>>29159815
As you lie dazed on the floor, you can just about make out the silhouettes of the two surviving assailants leaning over you. "Jesus, this little runt was brutal. Hardest million rubles I've ever had to earn."

"Wait, you mean you've earned this much on a job before?"

"Heh. Well. Just the once. And that one was brutal, too, come to think of it."

Earned? Job? They were paid to do it? By who...?

Your plan to ask them is cut somewhat short by the sudden jerking of one figure, as he seizes up and topples over. The second apparently has just enough time to jump before suffering the same fate.

...

A peaceful minute of silence, before you hear footsteps approaching you as the darkness closes in.
"Sweet Lord, Loli. Having fun, much?" A female voice. Young, energetic, one you don't recognize. But she knows your name? "I was genuinely starting to wonder if you'd need help at all! How can we make our dashing entrance when you clean everything up on you-"
Another voice, lower, flatter interrupts "Hurry up." The voice certainly doesn't give off the sense of urgency her words are trying to portray. "We need to clear off before any more show up."
"Yeah, yeah, alright. We're going. See? Going. Stop worrying. I told you it would all work out!"

A pair of hands grip you, and you feel yourself being hauled up onto someone's shoulders. And the darkness closes in again.

[Part 11 End]

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>>29160307
Oh shit

Did we just get an onee-chan?

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Thanks for the thread, folks.

Can't give a hard time yet as to when next thread might be, my schedule's gonna be a bit different with the new year.
As always, updates will be on the Twitter.

>>29160307

Women in the zone? Gaaaaaaaay

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>>29160587
Don't wait too long, Herr Kaleun! Great thread as always, I'm looking forward to next time.

>>29160403
dear god I hope so.

>>29160587
You have the cutest reaction images, and that's why you're the best QM.

>>29160307
D-did we just get taken home?

Quick someone remind me how many times we've been kidnapped now. I have honestly lost count after 3.

>>29165821
I think its nearly once per thread

>>29165854
Thank ye for the timely response kind sir.