>>29222019
>talk to Jenner
>"So, uh, you're gonna handle all that bra stuff, right?"

>>29222019

>>Talk to Rochelle

Welcome the new girl to our production studio and introduce ourselves.

>>29222019
seconding >>29222074

and then
>Talk to Cole
to see how she is in normal civilized scenarios

>>29222019
>Cole
>her intelligent is shit
How the fuck are we going to that

>>29222116
*fix that

>>29222074
>>29222019
>Talk to Cole

This

>>29222116
tutor?

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>>29222116
Don't worry about it, Idols with brain problems are nothing new.

>>29222019
>>Talk to Rochelle

>>29222019
>>Talk to Rochelle

We have yet to speak to her except on the phone.

Welcome her and get to know her.

>>29222019
>Talk to Rochelle
Kinda want to talk to her considering we haven't... at one-on-one outside a phone a call.

>>29222019
>Talk to Rochelle

So does Cole have scars/tattoos/etc?

>>29222019
>Other
talk a little bit to each girl, we're have to pull cowboy duty on this little herd of girls.

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>>29222019
You decide to talk to Cole first, considering she was probably the socially weakest among all of your idols. After all, it would be good to make sure she wouldn't shock random people in public. Dear god, that would be something you wouldn't look forward to explaining.

As you enter the office, you see Jenner already there, dutifully manning her desk as if she had arrived hours before you had. You check your watch and see you've arrived at 0600...

Anyways, you pause to talk a bit with Jenner before heading up to the dorms.

"Hey, Jenner, I have a bit of a question to clarify with you."

"Yes?" Jenner turns from her work to look at you.

"When we're doing shopping with the girls, you'll help take care of the um... 'private bits', right?"

"What, bra and underwear? Sure." Jenner shrugs. "Don't worry, you don't even have to enter the store if you're worried about your masculinity that much."

"Um, thanks." You grin.

"Also," Jenner stops you. "I heard you and the Boss arguing about that Harbinger system."

Of course she knew about that. Somehow you're not surprised.

"Yeah? What about it?" You ask.

"How exactly does it work?" She asks.

>Sorry, I'm a bit busy. Maybe later.
>Sure, it...
>Other

>>29222403
>>Sure, it...

COME ON INFODUMP

>>29222403
>>Sure, it...

>>29222403
>>Sure, it...
We need info on how it works. Time for some EXPOSITION!

So for roles:

Cole: Anti-augment, anti-mind control, assault force, background dancer

Stop-Right-There-Criminal-Scum-chan: Assault force, background dancer

Military Otaku: Singer, security

Think-on-the-spot girl: Singer, dancer, improvise (need guarding by the other three)

What am I missing out on?

>>29222403
>Are you sure you want to know?

>>29222403
>>Sorry, I'm a bit busy. Maybe later.

We don't know who's there or out the door

Been doing some research on comic book superpowers, and Cole's powers are probably the one I fear the most if they "evolve" beyond her control.

In short, manipulation on the atomic and molecular level (Mother Mercy help us if she manages the sub-atomic level then we could potentially enter the wonderful world of anti-matter manipulation!)

>>29222403
>Of course she knew about that.
She she she would use it, when we asked her what she would do with it.

>>29222448

The Military Otaku should be the leader of our Black Team, is what I feel.

Probably has some good training under her belt and not completely fucked up.

>>29222403
"It's need-to-know, and you don't need to know, because we won't be using it."

So Rochelle is the anonymous skill set hire right?

>>29222403
>>Sure, it...

[desire to know more intensifies]

>>29222403
>Sorry, I'm a bit busy. Maybe later.

Make sure no one's around, we're out an office where some of our idols live

>>29222524
Yes. She knows the most tactics, and is less useful in a battle situation on the front line. Rather, she should be a sniper and the commander.

>>29222403
>Sure, it...

>>29222514
Good thing they only level up if she gets more Int.
Keep her dumb, keep everyone else safe.

>>29222573

She was our all rounder though.

Probably give her a marksman rifle but i expect she'll be on the ground too.

>>29222403
>Other
this is a serious question. is this room secure? for this is only meant for your ears only.

>>29222591
Yeah, and that's only a sample of what other powers she could gain.

Another example, being able to detect electric fields from anything that produces it like people and electronics.

>>29222620
She is also our AWACS.

And anons were considering giving up on recruiting her.

>>29222573
That's an awful idea.

>hey yeah let's remove you from the situation so your leadership and command skills are totally useless, and then we'll give you this highly specialized weapon you're not trained for.

I'm going to assume this is satire and you're actually voting for "Keep an assault rifle or SMG and some armor handy for Rochelle so she can quickly get everyone organized and into position"

>>29222591
It levels up if she improves her proficiency too.

>>29222591
No. We control her through shaping her fundamental values to be loyal to us first.

Brain washing ahoy!

>>29222674
The inner jerk in me wants to teach Cole how to defend herself when she's wet even if it means going full no holds barred military training. She has to learn to pick herself up when she's the most vulnerable, if she can do that then nothing can stop her.

>>29222749
We will get to that too, but we need to teach all of them self defense in melee combat. Except Space-Marine chan.

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>>29222403
"Well..." You sigh, taking a quick, conspiratorial look around, even though there pretty much was nobody else in the office anyways. "Harbinger and other CIC systems like it work by directly interfacing either with specialized nanomachines or neural augs. It allows near instant and secure communication between the commander and his troops."

"I know that much." Jenner nods. "But what about that direct control feature you were talking about earlier? How exactly does that work?"

"Well," You sigh. "what Harbinger can do is use its connection to a user to suppress their higher brain functions and replace them with inputs from another user. What this means that another person can literally take control of another."

"And is it... painful? Is the controlled person aware of it?"

"In most cases, no." You shake your head. "It's kind of like blacking out, or falling asleep. The controlled person usually has no knowledge of what's going on until the control stops, and even then, they'd have no memory of what had happened."

"Most cases?" Jenner raises an eyebrow.

"Well, in about 1% of cases, the controlled individual remains fully conscious and aware of what's happening while they're being controlled." You sigh. "But it's an incredibly rare occurrence."

"I see." Jenner nods. "And why would you ever need to use it?"

(cont)

>>29222807
>Julie teaching Cole how to CQC
>while both are soaking wet

>>29222807
Space-Marine chan seriously needs agility training though.

And on a side note I think we should give Cole some superhero comics.
Does anyone agree?

>>29223080
"Usually it's to provide a specialist on hand when needed." You say. "For example one time our medic got hit so we had a doctor take control of one of our guys so they could operate on him. Has a bunch of applications, actually, but as you know, something that powerful has a high potential of abuse, which is why they're incredibly rare. I don't even want to know how the Boss got a hold of one."

"I see." Jenner nods. "Well, thanks for explaining to me. Better go handle your business, then."

You nod and move to continue up the stairs when you hear something at the door.

>Redoing this since there was a slew of last minute Rochelle post while I was writing.

>Talk to Cole
>Talk to Rochelle

>>29223103
>>Talk to Rochelle

>>29223102
This sounds like a good idea. Any recommendations?

>>29223103
>>Talk to Cole

>>29223103
>>Talk to Rochelle

Welcome her.

Dammit Merc...

>>29223103
>Talk to Rochelle

>>29223103
>Talk to Cole

>>29223103
>Rochelle

We can bond with Cole when we explain "clothes," and "commerce," and "consumerism," and a slew of other new words to her later today.

>>29223102
Teach her about Captain America or batman?

I am all for that.

>>29223102
>>29223120
This is not a good idea. This is an awful idea.
We should give her MANGA.

>>29223103

>OTHER
CHECK THE DAMN DOOR

WHO WAS IT

>>29223170
Which manga do you suggest? Do you want Cole to run with toast in her mouth or shock you awake in the morning with "Ohaiyou, oniichan!" then jump on you?

>>29223103
>>Talk to Rochelle

>>29223103
>Talk to Rochelle
And another vote that we don't talk to her...

>>29223172
[x] Check door.

[x]Talk to Rochelle and Cole.

>>29223103
>when you hear something at the door.
WAIT I MISSED THAT
[x] WHO WAS DOOR

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>>29223172
>>29223227
>>29223257
For those voting for "Check the Door" the implication is that it was Rochelle just entering.

>>29223170
It's about morals and keeping her powers a secret.

Not MOE KAWAII DESU

>>29223300

So we feed her SPIDERMAN?

>>29223291
oh okay then

>>29223345
Probably better than giving her issues of Demon in a Bottle.

>>29223345
PERFECT!

>>29223345
I was thinking a combination of BATMAN and SPIDERMAN.

>>29223400
X-man, the Storm issue.

Electricity power and all.

>>29223300
>He thinks manga is all MOE KAWAII DESU
Monster Princess, Franken Fran, and Alyosha.

>>29223102
We should give her transmetropolitan. And watchmen.

>>29223345
Hmm... maybe if she learns about static cling, she could learn to climb walls...?

I am now not regretting taking her in. Though that sentiment may change depending on the situation.

>>29223433
Don't give her more ideas anon. You will wake up with her powering a chainsaw turning into a phoniex and abandoning her co-workers as expandable loyal guards that will revive. Or she will remodel everyone to have fifty arms to shoot guns out of.

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>>29223103
You turn around and see a rather small, thin brunette girl standing at the door, her hair done in a short ponytail. She certainly didn't LOOK suited for military work, but in your experience works were extremely deceiving, considering you fought against (and alongside) your share of female fighters in Kurdistan.

"H-hi, I"m Rochelle." The girl introduces herself somewhat meekly. "Is this the Clover Entertainment building?"

"It sure is." You grin, putting on a friendly face. "Hi Rochelle, I'm the Producer. I'll be managing you from here on."

"Hello." She says and bows her head politely.

>What do you want to ask her?

>>29223534
Ask the basic interview stuff. Age, experience, if they prefer trids or flats, etc

>>29223497
Ummm, if she learns how to negate magnetic fields, she can essentially negate the fields that hold a person's atoms together (a.k.a. going Dr. Manhattan on our enemy's asses)

>>29223534
"Come on in and take a seat!" Ask her about her work experience, and any skills that she has to bring to the table.

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>>29223534

Ask her why she wanted to be an idol.

And note that she was very interested in enlisting, offer that Producer is Ex-Mil and ask what shes interested in and if she understands what shes in for.

Do the talk. Give her the opportunity to back out now with on repercussions.

>>29223534
Basic stuff, see what she knows about guns, hand her an UNLOADED pistol and see how she holds it, nerd out over gun stats, etc etc.

>>29223575
As long as we don't molest her, she shouldn't have a reason to do that.

>>29223575
I am thankful that gravity is not an EM wave that can be manipulated by her. Not yet.

Remember that light is also EM radiation.

She can spontaneously shoot laser if she needs to.

>>29223575
She is the little doctor bomb in Ender's Game isn't she?

>>29223636
>>29223651
>>29223674

It's powers as innocent as manipulating electricity that would make me dread living if I lived in a comic book universe. It always start as something innocent, then the next thing you know, your hero knows how to kill the entire city in an attosecond.

>>29223713
I honestly think you're blowing this out of proportion. Cole can store electricity in her body (probably in her fat cells, since they're not doing much other wise. Might be best not to mention that to her though, since she'll think we're calling her fat). Then she releases it in a controlled fashion (possibly using her laserhands. No, really). She can't "manipulate electricity" any more than we can. All Cole can do is shoot lightning bolts from her fingers and look really cute.

>>29223894
Sorry, I just like to exaggerate just in case. I would rather be too prepared than walk in blindly.

>>29223958
>Sorry, that's just my autism, I'll try harder to shitpost less.

is what you should have said.

>>29223894
>She can't "manipulate electricity"
Pastebin says otherwise. Stop talking out your ass.

You guys do realize that she's already one step away from being a supervillain, right?
I'd rather not give her any ideas.

If we want to give her something to read (we have to wait until she learns to read), some manga may be a better option.
Something simple, positive and optimistic, with enough fighting to keep her interested.

>>29224006
We outbreak company now? Subduing the powerful by turning her into a NEET?

>>29224006

so shoujo manga

>>29223958
We just have to keep in mind where we found her: alone and homeless in the worst place imaginable. Do you really think someone who with that much power would go around doing that, or would even be allowed to go around doing that

>>29223985
What I mean to say is, Cole can't break the laws of physics. She can direct and control electricity to a certain extent, but she's not an atom bomb.

>>29224006
You do realize that manga can be worse.
Beside we're talking about SPIDERMAN I anything could go wrong there.

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>>29223534
"Well, don't just stand there, take a seat!" You say, motioning to one of the chairs. Rochelle just nods and sits down.

"Now, I just need to ask you a few questions, to clarify things, okay?"

"Sure." Rochelle nods.

"Okay, the basic stuff first. Age, interests, reasons for being an idol?" You ask.

"Well," Rochelle shifts a little nervously. "I'm 18, and my interests are singing and military stuff, though you probably know that already. As for why I want to be an idol, well, it was sort of my backup in case I couldn't get into the army."

"I see." You nod. "But, those are some interests that are pretty far apart."

"I guess you could blame my parents for that one." Rochelle laughs lightly. "My dad's a veteran. 28th Mountain Infantry. My mom was an idol and they met at a USO show and well, here I am."

"Ah, the 28th. Great guys. I worked with them a few times." You grin.

"You're a veteran too?" Rochelle's eyes seem to sparkle a bit.

"Yeah, but I think we can trade old war stories later." You say.

"Y-yeah. Right." Rochelle nods.

Well, you're sure that would make for a great story, but you still had business matters to take care of.

"Well, Rochelle, what if I told you that here, you could fulfill both your idol AND military needs?"

"Really?" Rochelle blinks. "I mean, you're not kidding, are you?"

"Nope. Idoling can get pretty dangerous, especially here in Delta City." You say. "So naturally, some of our idols are expected to fight as well as they can sing and dance. It'll be dangerous, though."

"I'll do it." Rochelle nods.

Huh, that was pretty fast. You decide to give one last little test.

(cont)

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>>29224069

"Anyways, since it's such an interest, I want to see how you can handle yourself with a firearm." You say as you pull out your personal sidearm. It was an Colt .45. Unfortunately, just one of the many modern reproductions, since the classic 1911 models were very rare these days.

"Wow, a Colt .45." Rochelle's eyes widen as she takes the gun. She then whips out a pair of red rimmed glasses to get a closer look. You note that she instinctively checks the safety, magazine, and even the chamber as the very first thing. Even kept her finger off the trigger even though she knew the gun was empty. Pretty sharp.

"Good stopping power, but a very small magazine size." She says, handing it back to you.

"Yeah, well, if you need more than 7 .45 rounds to put someone down, you're dead anyways." You crack a grin. "Anyways, it's been nice meeting you."

>Wait for the rest of the girls to arrive.
>Go see Cole now.
>Other

>>29224099
>Go see Cole now.

Why the fuck not? Let see if we can work any backstory out of her.

>>29224099
>>Go see Cole now.
Time to waifu Rochelle.

>>29224099
>Go see Cole now.
Let's go

>>29224099
>Go see Cole now.

>trigger discipline
muh dick

>>29224099
>Wait for the rest of the girls to arrive.
we should have asked if she could SING at least.

>>29224099
>>Go see Cole now.

>boner rising

>>29224099
>>Wait for the rest of the girls to arrive.

>>29224099
>Go see Cole now.
She needs the most careful handling. And telling to not shock new people or even people that annoy her; that's what discretely hired troubleshooters are for.

>>29224099
>Wait for the rest of the girls to arrive.
Let's see what hell get's unleashed if we don't go...

>>29224099
>Go see Cole now.

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>>29224099
"Okay, just wait here. The rest of your fellow idols should be arriving shortly." You say.

"Roger that, sir!" Rochelle gives you a little salute with a grin. Well, you notice her demeanor has changed a bit since that interview...

You go up the the stairs and you pass by Julie. She gives you a smile and a wave before continuing down. You figure she and Rochelle should hit it off, or at least find some common ground with each other. Heck, they might even teach each other a thing or two. You smile and wave back to her before continuing up the stairs.

You finally reach Cole's room and you give a gentle knock.

"Whoever it is, you can fuck off." You hear Cole grumble from inside.

>Go easy on her. She's still getting used to all of this.
>Be firm with her. She needs to learn a bit of discipline.
>Other

>>29224354
>>Go easy on her. She's still getting used to all of this.
Please be nice to us, Cole.
Wait. COLE? AS IN INFAMOUS? AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

>>29224354
>Be firm with her. She needs to learn a bit of discipline.

Yeeeeee, Producer. Be firm.

>>29224354
>Be firm with her. She needs to learn a bit of discipline.

She's a cowboy cop, and we're the chief who's getting too old for this shit.

>>29224354

>>Go easy on her. She's still getting used to all of this.

>>29224354
>>Go easy on her. She's still getting used to all of this.

We should at least ask her what's bugging her.

>>29224354
>Other
Encourage that abusive attitude. Some fans will go wild for it!

>>29224404
...nothing is bugging her, you autistic son of a bitch, she's a moody grumpy teenager with fucking terrible manners.

>>29224354
>Be firm with her. She needs to learn a bit of discipline.

Yeah, that's not going to fly.

>>29224354
>Be firm with her. She needs to learn a bit of discipline.
shut up before I throw a pokeball at you!

>>29224422
I like this anon.

>>29224354
>Be firm with her. She needs to learn a bit of discipline.

>Go easy on her. She's still getting used to all of this.

>>29224427

She has been living, for a very long time, in fucking Detroit. Alone. And surviving.

That's a bit beyond "moody grumpy teenager" in terms of psychological fuckup indicators, she's had basically no contact with civilization up until now.

>>29224451
That reminds me when are we going to get another shower scene.

>>29224427
Don't be mean anon. I agree with him, Cole almost assuredly is having a bit of trouble adjusting. But she needs to learn how to get along, and she'll see us mollycoddling her as weakness.

>>29224354
>>Go easy on her. She's still getting used to all of this.

This is her first meeting with anything resembling a job. Lets go slow.

>>29224354
>Go silly on her

"You can't fly when you're fucking!"

>>29224354
>Go easy on her. She's still getting used to all of this.

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>>29224523

And she probably has had bad dealings with folks in the tombs trying to force her to do things or join them.

I expect her to have a bad reaction to too firm approaches at least until she gets more time to adjust.

>>29224354
>Go easy on her. She's still getting used to all of this.

>>29224354
>Go easy on her. She's still getting used to all of this.

>>29224561
We don't need to be an ass about it. Just be very firm and clear that she will be treating everyone in this house with respect.

>>29224354
>Go easy on her. She's still getting used to all of this.
but if this fails. go firm then.

this quest made me watch Metalocalypse. We need Roadies NOW!

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>>29224354
"Come on, Cole, no need to be so rude." You sigh. "No one here's out to hurt you."

"Yeah yeah." Cole grumbles as she opens the door a crack. "What do you want?"

You narrow your eyes. From the looks of it, Cole had literally just gotten out of bed.

"You're supposed to have been up by now, Cole. I thought I informed you about this earlier." You say.

"Hey, how do you expect anybody to be up at this hour?" Cole yawns. "Freaking inhuman, is what it is!"

"Come on, Cole, let's get you cleaned up." You sigh. "You're actually going out in public so you've got to at least look somewhat nice."

"Screw that." Cole grumbles. "What if I don't want to go?"

>Well, you don't have to if you don't want to.
>Come on, Cole, you really should go.
>Other

>>29224714
we will get the roadies and all the good shit like mordhouse LATER

>>29224764
>>Come on, Cole, you really should go.
Persist if she refuses.

>>29224764
>>Come on, Cole, you really should go.

>>29224764
>Come on, Cole, you really should go.
come on don't be a bitch

>>29224764
>"If you don't go you don't get breakfast."

>>29224764
>Other
"So you don't want to go shopping with a company expense card?"

>>29224764
Do you want clothing that fits you? Do you want to see the world above ground?

Then you should go.

>>29224764
>Other

"Then you have to spend all day hanging out with me. And nobody wants that."

>>29224764
>Come on, Cole, you really should go.
"Breakfast is on me, by the way."
>>29224714
We don't need just any roadies.
We need The Roadie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vD6dRXIvEU0

>>29224764
>>Other
"You are going to have to. This is going to be a much cushier gig than you are likely to find anywhere else, the catch being that you have to put in the time. Besides, if you do well today, I will treat you to some ice cream (or soy ice, or whatever the fuck the future equivalent is)

>>29224764
>"Then that would be too bad. Have you ever been tazed before?"

>>29224764
>Then I guess you're going to miss breakfast.

>>29224764
>Other
"Sure, you don't have to go. That also means you don't get your clothes allowance and petty cash to spend on food. Like ice cream."

>>29224847
>soy ice
Yeah, it's probably soy, but we're trying to bribe her here, so real ice cream made from real dairy would be the better incentive.

>>29224882
I don't think she knows what the words "allowance," "petty cash," or "ice cream," mean, Anon.

>>29224914
>doesn't know about ice cream
This poor child. Next we'll find out she's never had pizza!

>>29224904
Fuck, she is from the tombs. Like she will know the difference. Besides, I want a surrogate daughter bonding ritual.

>>29224764
>Come on, Cole, you really should go.

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>>29224764
"Fine, Cole." You shrug. "If you don't go, I guess we can save on money by not getting you stuff like ice cream, or pizza, or even corn dogs."

You look down and see that your ploy by luring her out with food seems to be working. You see the gears clicking in Cole's head as she thinks on it.

"Fine, I'll go along with this thing, then." Cole harumphs. "And, um, I might need help with the shower, again."

"Fine, fine." You laugh.

To her credit, she doesn't walk through the hall naked like last time. When you finally reach the shower, Cole still seems a bit hesitant and turns to you.

"Fine, but I can't keep turning the water on for you every time." You say. You take Cole's hand in yours and place it on the knob. Cole shivers a bit as her fingers touch the cold metal and together, you both turn it.

"See, it's not so bad, is it?"

"I guess." Cole grumbles.

"Okay, but make it quick. We're on a schedule here."

Unlike a lot of girls you know, Cole spends the minimum amount of time needed in the shower. Within ten minutes, she's already out of the shower, hair dried and everything.

(cont)

>>29224764
>make puppydog eyes at cole if she refuses

>>29225114
"Okay, one more thing." You say as you escort her down the stairs. "Well, two things, actually. One NO ELECTRICITY in public. You got that? Even if you think you can get away with it, don't. We don't want everybody knowing what you can do, okay?"

"No promises." Cole says.

"Cole."

"Okaaaaay!" She sighs. "Sheesh."

"Second, try to at least be polite with your fellow idols. You'll be working with them in the foreseeable future, and I want you all to be able to trust each other."

"I'll work on that." Cole sighs. "And uh, Producer?"

"Yes?"

"What does ice cream taste like?"

Oh boy this was going to to be priceless.

"You'll find out soon enough." You say, trying to suppress your grin.

Once you reach the bottom of the stairs you see that the other three idols: Rin, Rochelle, and Julie, have already assembled in the lobby.

"About time." Jenner says, pointing at her watch. "Come on, we have be going right now."

>Do you say anything?

>>29225139
Nope.

Roll out.

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>>29225139
>"What does ice cream taste like?"

>>29225139
Jenner, please book a cute ice cream place later, after the day is done and Cole has behaved well.

>>29225139
"Sorry, sorry. Us old folks move a little slow, you see."

>>29225139
I'll let her taste some of my ice cream, if you know what I mean.

>>29225169
I'll support this.

>>29225114
>Unlike a lot of girls you know, Cole spends the minimum amount of time needed in the shower.

If only we could have glared angrily at Jenner when we narrated this.

>>29225139
"Girls, prepare for the best dam ice cream of your lives"

>>29225139
"Alright, girls, this is a chance to get to know each other, pick out clothes, and eat on the company expense account. Ms. Jenner and I will take care of the receipts and the accounting. So just have fun."

>>29225139
GENTLEMEN!

The question is NOT whether she shall taste ice cream.

The question is will her favorite be chocolate or vanilla

>>29225191
Yeah, this should work.

>>29225185
Hey! Cole is not for lewds. None of the Idols are. Professionalism, ho!

>>29225139
[x] "Okay girls, I suppose I should officially welcome you all to Clover Entertainment. Since you'll be working together for the foreseeable future, I'd like for you to get to know one another. Just remember that Idols are Serious Business, and your lives could very well end up in each others' hands. So play nice."

>>29225204
old english toffee bitch

>>29225204
What about strawberry?

>>29225204
Strawberry of course

>>29225204
>>29225258
Or we can go for the shotgun approach and choose Neapolitan.

>>29225252
>>29225258
>not Mint chocolate chip

what does Cole taste like

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>>29225204
>>29225258

The question is not which flavor ice cream she going to have. The question is which ice cream she's going to have first

>>29225231

Cole is daughtering though...

Adoption down the line?

>>29225287
This is our quest, gentlemen. Make Cole the best daughter and idol of all time.

>>29225285
a battery

>>29225287
yep, Producer and Jenners shall raise some fine dysfunctional children

>>29225332
>Us and Jenners

Ewwwww....

She's like our sister man!

>>29225349
no shes not

and if she was, incest is wincest

>>29225285
Like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs&t=09s
>>29225332
So, get turbolewd with Jenner?
>>29225349
Dude, we literally met Jenner just a few days ago.

>>29225368
How will we get Jenner to love us rather than her little brother?

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>>29225359
>incest is wincest

>>29225517
>jenn's face when

>>29225139
"Girls, after we're done with this, prepare for the best ice cream of your lives." You grin.

"That's a bold statement, Producer." Rin frowns.

"Anyways," You continue. "We'll be going to the Delta City Mall. Rin, Rochelle, I should point out that Julie and Cole here came from... a rather rough neighborhood so they're a bit out of their element here. I'd really appreciate if you two could help them out."

"Sure thing." Rin nods.

"Yes sir!" Rochelle says enthusiastically.

"Okay, the other thing is, even though everything being bought here will be reimbursed by the company, this is NOT a blank check to spend however much you want! We just need some decent casual and maybe formal wear for Julie and Cole, and maybe few nice things for yourselves, as well. Me and Jenner reserve to right to veto any of your purchases. Got that?"

"Yes, Producer." All of the idols say in unison.

"Good, let's get this thing rolling." You say.

Thankfully, it's only about a ten to fifteen minute drive to the Delta City Mall. The trip itself is relatively quiet, as all of the girls try to gauge and study each other, though there is a bit of small talk here and there. Cole, however, seems to stay quiet and sort just sticks to the backseat, not really getting into any conversations unless directly talked to. Well, you figure she'll grow out of it eventually.

Finally, you reach the Delta City Mall, which you think is large enough to engulf a small town or two. It was one of the main outlets for the megacorps to sell and show off their products, so naturally no expense was spared in its construction. Suffice to say, it was one of the main institutions of Delta City. As you reach the front driveway, everybody disembarks as a large robotic arm lowers from a crane overhead and carries the van away to a vehicle storage area. Very efficient.

Now you just had to decide where to go.

>Grab something to eat first at the food court.
>Tour the clothing stores.
>Just browse casually.
>Other

>>29225601
>>Grab something to eat first at the food court.

>>29225601
>>Tour the clothing stores.

>>29225601
>Tour the clothing stores.
>Make sure nobody splits off alone.

>>29225601
>Grab something to eat first at the food court.
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, after all.

>>29225601
something

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A49cV0AEiuY

>>29225601
>>Tour the clothing stores.
Get something CUTE for Cole.

>>29225601
>Grab something to eat first at the food court.
lets blow there minds!

>>29225640
>Grab something to eat first at the food court.

>>29225601

>Grab something to eat first at the food court.

>>29225640
Superior:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly7PONiKGUs
>>29225641
Something adorably tomboyish for Cole is an obvious must, but it can come after breakfast.

>>29225601
>Grab something to eat first at the food court.
Let's get some breakfast first. Then we'll shop. Then we'll have lunch. And then we'll shop some more.

>>29225601
how about reminding swat girl that police will handle thefts and such. did you all forget she fights crime?

>>29225772
good point.....

>>29225671
The girls will eat nutripaste just like Producer and Jenner do.

They only get treats for success and good behavior.

>>29225782
>inb4 merc was half done writing something that ivolved that

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>>29225772
Come to think of it, how does Delta City PD feel about idol sponsorship?

>>29225772
Right. We need to do that. We've been so afraid of Cole spazzing out that we forgot that Julie is just as likely to do the same.

>>29225822

Stealn' arrr jeeeeeeebsss

The police here is for profit

>>29225671
Good idea

>>29225785
Gee, we're at a mall food court. Please eat some normal breakfast fare.

>>29225822
Another good idea. Right down a memo to pursue this lead later, and to research on the potential for a police-style idol.

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>>29225822
>inb4 we find a woman with an old rifle making shitty puns all the time

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>>29225822
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5WbKTNF1m0

>>29225869
We are in agreement to recruit her?

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>>29225900
Only if she opens up opportunities to recruit her superior friend.

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>>29225849
She wouldn't actually be doing any real police work. We need to be very careful she doesn't figure this out. Just promotional appearances and occasionally "catching criminals" who we've hired for that purpose.

>>29225601
"Hey, let's grab some breakfast first." You say. "It IS pretty early, after all."

"I guess." Jenner shrugs. "To the food court, then."

Your little group heads off to the food court. Because it's a weekday morning, the place looks almost abandoned, but that meant you had the best pick of places to go to. Unfortunately, the food court was BIG, and of course, that mean lots and lots of choices.

There were places like McDonalds, which were fast and cheap, but the quality was sometimes questionable. You remember the furor over that whole controversy when they found their green St. Patrick's Day milkshakes had human DNA in them. Plus, most of their meat was vat grown these days to save on costs.

Or you could go with something more restaurant style, like IHOP or Dennys, even if it was a bit unimaginative.

>Go cheap.
>Get some actual food.
>Other

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>>29225900
I am as long as the other two come with her.

>>29225929
>>Get some actual food.

It'd be the first time some had real food.

>>29225929
>milkshakes had human DNA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

>Get some actual food.

>>29225929
>Get some actual food.
Only the best for our girls.

>>29225929
>Get some actual food.

McDonalds? Fuck no, even I'm nowhere near that bad.

Plus we sorta need to look after the figures of our idols.

>>29225929
>Get some actual food.

Most important meal and all that.

>>29225929
>>Get some actual food.

>>29225929
gona mention to tell swat girl that police will handle crimes again and then
>Get some actual food.

>>29225929
>Get some actual food.
ha ha soylent green that's a tired and overused reference merc and I'm ashamed to participate in a quest that uses it

>>29225929
>>Get some actual food.
I WANT REAL FOOD FOR COLE

>>29225929
>Get some actual food.
>Not going to IHOPs

>>29225941
>>29225916
These I can support.

>>29225929
>>Get some actual food.

Take the bill if we have to.

>>29225929
>cheap shit.

it'll make the real stuff taste better.

>>29225941
>>29225916

Deal.

>>29225929
>Get some actual food.
unlimited pancakes! enough said!

>>29225929
>Get some actual food.

>>29225929
Dude, Dennys is the fucking bomb. Their pancakes are pure crack (figuratively)

>>29225966
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wa4U6TQlNI

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>>29225970
Dammit where my pic go.

>>29225929
>Get some actual food.

We're not desperate enough for McDonalds yet.

>>29225988
Is it just me or does G3 give off a kinda dominatrixy vibe? It's sorta hot, honestly.

>>29225945
http://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/d/dc/Cave_Johnson_dlc2_0420_altcave_soylent01.wav

>>29226006
She's German, so, yes, that's the intent.

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>>29226024
I'm fine as long as we don't find any finnish rape elves.

>>29226071

... "don't"?

i'm not going to be around for the rest of the thread as i'm about to fall asleep, so i'll ask now, Merc, any idea when next PJWQ thread will be?

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>>29226071

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So how cybered up do you think a person can be in this setting?

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>>29225822
Staunch supporters of the cause.

>>29226102
Is... that the image you intended to post?
Also, I hope for full brainboxing.

>>29226124
>>29226102
That wasn't the image I posted...

>>29226124
>1920x1080
>poobear

Yes anon, I think that's exactly what he was intending.

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>>29226102
Judging by the fact that our options in the first thread included us being a full-blown combat cyborg ("He's more machine now than man." joke goes here), you could probably approach Briareos' level of cyberization if you had the desire and the means.

>>29226134
If you try to post your image again, it should tell you where it went, unless it ended up on a different board.

>>29226079
If I run them they'll usually be on Fridays unless I say otherwise.

>>29225929
You lead the girls to a Dennys, which in your opinion made some pretty damn good breakfasts. You almost pitied the fully cyberized squaddies of yours that would never enjoy the taste of real food anymore.

"Okay girls, eat hearty, because we've got a long day ahead of us." You say.

All of the girls pick some variation of the signature Grand Slam. You had to veto Cole's decision to order "all of the breakfasts". You order your own breakfast consisting of eggs, bacon, sausage, and of course, the pancakes. Jenner simply opts for a mug of coffee. Since you were pretty much the only ones in the restaurant at the moment, your food comes rather fast and the girls start to dig in.

"H-hey, Producer, so you were in the army, right?" Rochelle asks.

"Really?" Rin blinks. "I didn't know that."

"Seems the type." Julie nods.

"Yeah, yeah. You have any cool stories to tell?" Rochelle asks.

>Actually, there was that one time...
>Nah, nothing too special to talk about.
>If I told you I'd have to kill you.
>Other

>>29226134
On the bright side, the imageswap glitch didn't give you porn this time!

Its always fun when you accidentally snag something off /d/.

>>29226137
>>29226134
>>29226124

Somewhere, someone has responded to bullshit with robot porn, and is now very confused and/or aroused.

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>>29226102
Let's try this again.

>>29226164
>>Actually, there was that one time...

>>29226164
>If I told you I'd have to kill you.

>>29226164
>>Actually, there was that one time...

>>29226164
>>Actually, there was that one time...

>>29226164
>If I told you I'd have to kill you.
>TWICE.
>Actually, there was that one time...

>>29226164
>Tell them about the time you killed a man with your fists.

>>29226164
>Actually, there was that one time...
Do one of the more lighthearted stories for now, or gently exaggerate it.

>>29226124
>>29226134
>>29226156

Okay, now it's working

>>29226164
>Actually, there was that one time...but if I told you I'd have to kill you.

Gotta leave the ladies wanting....

>>29226102
The setting is Shadowrun, so quite a bit. However, it result in a loss of essence and the less you have, the more inhuman you become.

It also interfere with magic, so if Cole is really a natural shaman, it would mess with her lightning manipulation.

>>29226164
>>Actually, there was that one time...
Army stories are best stories.

>>29226164
>>Actually, there was that one time...

Does it involve a farmer's errant cow wandering into a minefield?

>>29226164
>Other
I'll tell you a few tales. but lets finish eating first.

that and we need to make sure Cole knows how to use a fork, knifes and spoons properly.

>>29226164
>Actually, there was that one time...
Stick to the happy memories. If Rochelle ever asks us That Question, we'll have to have a talk with her, because that's NOT a question you ask.

>>29226208
Especially when it's Audie Murphy

>>29226222
>>29226208
>>29226213
Soldier are prone too silly antics

>>29226173
Finally found a cyborg mermaid.

>>29226164
>Actually, there was that one time...

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>>29226256
Pic related.

>>29226222
>That Question
>that's NOT a question you ask.
What question would this be?

>>29226293
Doctor WHO?

>>29226293
The most asinine question one CAN ask any member, former or active, of any military.
"Did you ever kill anybody?"
It's just not something you ask.

>>29226293
The "have you killed someone?". Some vets don't deal with it well.

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>>29226283
>not posting the better one

>>29226293
>Did you ever kill anybody

Don't ask that of most vets man.

>>29226319
>>29226331
>>29226345
There are people who actually ask that?

>>29226358
Yes. Stupid people.

>>29226358
Kids seem to have a propensity to ask such questions.

>>29226358
People are dumb. So yes.
Go ahead and ask an accountant any time you feel like it, though. They like to brag.

>>29226164
"Ah, well there was that one time." You grin, recalling one nice little, slightly innocent story you felt safe talking about. "Me and my unit were out in Kurdistan. Just basic security stuff, going from village to village to make sure they weren't colluding with the local warlords or planning stuff against us. Well, one day, we get a new shipment of experimental stuff. Not exactly uncommon, since field testing happens all the time. Turns out, they wanted us to test out some new missile launchers."

"Let me guess, you guys were fooling around and pretending it was your penis." Rin says.

"Not... exactly." You frown. You probably shouldn't tell them about that part. "Well, we were just supposed to test out its armor piercing capability. Take out to the field and blow up a couple of knocked out tanks with it. That's all."

"And I feel a 'but' coming on to all this." Julie sighs.

"Yeah, well, we look up and see a surveillance drone several kilometers away." You say. "And well, the launcher had some experimental targeting systems too, so we had the bright idea of using it tag the drone and make the drone controllers sweat for a bit.

"And then it exploded." You say.

(cont)

>>29226594

"Wait... did you actually shoot it down?!" Rochelle blinks.

"Well, we thought we did at first." You laugh. "And we all started freaking out until we found out later that a bunch of militants were taking potshots at that drone and scored a lucky hit right when we were fooling around."

The girls start collectively snickering and laughing at your past antics.

"Well, it was just a drone, right?" Rin adds in. "I mean, it's not like anybody actually got hurt."

"That particular drone cost almost a billion dollars." You say flatly.

"Oh."

"So afterwards, we put the thing away and never spoke of it." You shrug. "But it was years ago. I doubt anybody else would care."

"Well, it's nice to know that our nation's security rests firmly in the hands of jokesters like you." Jenner grins a bit as she stands up. "All right, is everybody finished? Let's get going!"

>Go straight to clothes shopping.
>Just browse casually for a bit.
>Other

>>29226617
>Just browse casually for a bit.

>>29226617
>>Go straight to clothes shopping.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>29226617
>Go straight to clothes shopping.

>>29226617
>>Go straight to clothes shopping.

>>29226617
>Just browse casually for a bit.
We've got the whole day.

>>29226617
>Go straight to clothes shopping.

>>29226594
>"Let me guess, you guys were fooling around and pretending it was your penis." Rin says.

Goddamn it Rin.

>>29226617


>Just browse casually for a bit.

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>>29226617
>>Go straight to clothes shopping.
Get some stylish pants. Can't discretely conceal weapons in a dress!

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>>29226617
You decide to head straight into the clothes shopping. Immediately, it seems that Rin and Rochelle seem to know where to go and it feels like you're just being dragged along for the ride. Seeing as how you knew literally nothing about fashion, you sort of step back and let them take the lead. You seem to jump around countless (seriously, fucking COUNTLESS) clothing stores trying to find what's right for Julie and Cole. Julie seems to be pretty into it, and gleefully previews all the clothes she's wearing with each store's holographic overlay booths.

"Producer!" Julie then waves you over. You look around, a bit reluctant to step into a women's clothing store, but you finally relent and go in, trying to keep your cool.

"Yes, Julie? What is it?" You ask.

"What do you think?" Julie hits a key on the holoprojector and it generates images of various skirts, and she hits another and this time it's more masculine clothing with simple shirts and pants of varying lengths.

"Which do you think looks better?"

>I think you look better with feminine clothes.
>I think you look better with tomboyish clothes.
>Other

>>29226848
>>I think you look better with feminine clothes.

>>29226848
>>Other
"They both look great. Jenners what do you think." /SAVE ME

>>29226848
>>I think you look better with feminine clothes.
Swat girl in a skirt with the ninja belt, hrnnng

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>>29226848
>Other

"Why don't we try something a little more like this?"

>>29226848
>I think you look better with feminine clothes.

We're only allowed one Makoto and Cole already stole that.

>>29226848
>>I think you look better with tomboyish clothes.

I could totally see her being the boyish one of the group--Cole's too vicious for the role and it wouldn't really suit any of the other girls.

>>29226848
>I think you look better with feminine clothes.

>>29226848
>>I think you look better with feminine clothes.

>>29226848
>>I think you look better with tomboyish clothes.

I think this'd suit her best that and she's definitely a tomboy at heart. Cole is just Cole.

>>29226848
>>I think you look better with tomboyish clothes.

>>29226848
>>I think you look better with tomboyish clothes.