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You concede my point as you try wiggle out of Jager's grasp. You put your hands on her wrists as you escape and stare at her. She is looking down and her trembling seems to be getting worse. You clear your throat and start speaking softly. "Jager? You okay? What was that all about?" You ask.

She looks up at you and you see she is crying. Some girls are pretty when they cry, with delicate tears gently rolling down porcelain cheeks and careful smiles which hide their pain. Japer, it seems, is not one of those girls. Thick glops of snot pout from her nose and her eyes have gotten so puffy and red they look almost comical. Her cheeks seemed flush and strange primal sounds seem to be subtly moving in the back of her throat.

"Uh," You start, you bastion of wit you. "Mind yer chin waggin monologue. Anyway, you okay? What's wrong?" You say trying your best to sound supportive despite looking like you are eight.

"I don't know." She answers, though with the mess coming out of her face it sounds more like Dun bungalow.

She wraps her arms around you, muttering to herself as she slowly strokes your head. You try and figure out what she is saying but- Ah, she is jabbering on in a different language now. I decide not to translate it since you can pretty much guess at what she is going on about.

Well, seems your friend is having horrible flashbacks right now. What do you say, what do you do?
[]Say nothing. Do nothing. Just sit there, because you don't trust you.
[]Try and comfort her, she really looks like she needs it.
[]Call for help from someone, she could use some sort of group activity.
[]Run away, you are too bad to be near this.
[]Other, please specify
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>>29330047
>[]Try and comfort her, she really looks like she needs it.
We made our Jagerbombs cry.
We have ceased to be the classy kind of monster. The Doctor would be ashamed of us.

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>>29330028
>>29330047
Jaaageer!
Muh Wolfu!

>>29330047
>[x]Try and comfort her, she really looks like she needs it.
I'm not sure we know how to comfort people but we should try anyway.

>>29330047
[ ✓ ]Try and comfort her, she really looks like she needs it.
Pet her head. That always help.

>>29330047
[X]Try and comfort her, she really looks like she needs it.
We are insane, not insensetive.

>>29330047
"You did let me cling to you for like, three hours that one time. Figure I owe you the same amount of uncomfortable comforting."

>>29330269
Actual we are.really insensitive. As much as we thought that angel we met was silly, I'm not sure if we're much better at relating to others.

It might be worth shapeshifting so we no longer look like a small child.

>>29330047
>[]Try and comfort her, she really looks like she needs it.

awkwardly pat her on the back

>>29330047
[x]Say nothing. Do nothing. Just sit there, because you don't trust you.
I just know "try and comfort her" is going to be something incredibly insensitive.

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Ohhhhh yess!

Hollow Quest LIVE!

Just kidding, I will read it on the archive later.

Big fan of the quest - been here since it was run by DLS. I like what you've done with the place. Keep it up!

>>29330047
Oh, it says you don't trust you.

Misread that. Unfortunately it's probably our best bet because we suck at people.

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You resolve yourself, you have to comfort the Jager-tits, even if you are historically awful at it. "I am the best at this, what are you talking about?" South Africa. "Shit. What do I do?

Well, cheek rubbing is right out, killing some small animal and leaving it on her front porch is also right out, Maybe- "Assuming we keep her trousers, jumper, and knickers where they are." You clarify. Well shit. Then I guess we can try. "Ours too. Jesus, we are like eight."

Fine! You gently frame Jager's face with your hands and pull her head down to rest on your torso. You carefully pet her head, telling her it's alright and that you forgive her, that there was nothing she could have done, and generally just making sure to absolve her of anything you can think of. Her short hair is soft, you note, like puppy levels soft and smells vaguely of apples. Your long nails gently comb through her hair as you assume a slightly more comfortable laying position and she grips the back of your shirt. By the time she has finished, another of your shirts has valiantly fallen in the line of duty, becoming a damp sticky mess, but at least she isn't crying anymore.
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You congratulate your skill at comforting, and look down at Jager. You can't see her face, as it seems partially stuck on the sticky mess on the front of your shirt, but judging from her even breathing you are pretty sure she is asleep. Of course, you have no idea what can of worms you opened up for when she wakes up, but you take your victories where you can. The whole damn team is being held together with silly string and good intentions. You can't even use safety scissors without fear of ripping open some emotional scar these days. Maybe you should invest in a therapist? Do they make hollow therapists? You should ask Lucifer about that one of these days.

You attempt to extract yourself from her sleeping form and by abandoning the shirt you manage to do so. You sonido to your room, grab another shit, then sonido back to the throne room. You peek in and see Jager seems to have curled around your shirt. You grab the blankets and comforter, ha, and throw it over your head. You drag the mass of sheets with you like some sort of hermit crab which fears the light and throw it over Jager's sleeping form.

Well, seems we have maybe comforted the Jager. What should we do now?
[]Back to the real world, we have Nephilim to deal with
[]Sleep with Jager
[]Go see Sin-Fin
[]Go see Ryoko
[]Other, please specify
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>>29330815
>[]Sleep with Jager
I've seen this movie. We aren't here when she wakes up, there will be hell to pay.

>>29330815
>[x]Sleep with Jager

she gotta bring herself out of the shock coma herself

>>29330815
First.be an adult.again, then leave an apology note for Jager, saying we'll talk in a bit.and we're sorry.we made her cry.

Then see Sin-Fin.

>>29330815
Shapeshift back into our usual form if we have not already done so. Then watch over the Jaeger

>>29330815
This is a golden opportunity to snuggle to her and sleep.
But we are just too goddamn busy so
[ x ]Back to the real world, we have Nephilim to deal with

>>29330815
shit. uhhh. um....

I don't know. Was there anything about the Nephilim and the autistic angel whose name I can't remember that we needed to deal with RIGHT NOW?

If so, I guess we could go ask Sin-Fin or Ryoko to make sure Jager's ok?

Fuck this feels so landminey.

>>29330815
>[]Sleep with Jager
Loli Risa cuddles are best cuddles.

>>29330908
On second thought we stay with Jager.

Maybe.clean her face, braid her hair, make waffles etc.

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operation hug wolf is a go

>>29330028
Rocks fall, everyone dies
/shittyquest#85996

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I smell plotting

Sleeping with jager seems to be go.

>>29331013
Some bitchin' axes there.

Seriously, can anyone remember what we were supposed to be doing right now? I know we're waiting on -something- so we can go shank the Soul King in the brain, but does anyone remember what that is? Or where we're supposed to be for it? Or when it's supposed to be approximately? Or whether the mormons wanted to kill our friends or just us?

>>29331082
I'm scared..

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>>29331013
Needs BIGGER AXES.
Also Butcher's Nails.

>>29331013
you know, looking back. a chain saw or something with a saw teeth could a decent zanpakto styling.

I don't regret the kopesh though.

>>29331082
Dammit, it's gonna turn out our allies can't do anything without us, which will make.it confusing when the right course of action is to rely on them.

We're going to go back to adult Risa, right?

>>29331308
Unfortunatly, we probably are. Even though loli risa is better in every way.
Hopefully we won't turn back until after we teach our next class.

>>29331177
At this point, it would be totally feasible and more effective to shapeshift chainsaw teeth onto our hands or tails than using actual weapons would be.

>>29331365
but wouldn't the scars just flow anew if she woke up cuddling with her dead daughter?

>>29331394
We don't know if we're her dead daughter.
I think its more of a she just realized she can't ever have children thing.

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>>29331394
>we only know
kids= Jager Spaghetti
protective of children(or childlike beings ex:Caede)
she died because somebody close to her betrayed her

I really do hope we stay a little kid. If for no other reason than that we can act adorable and sad and get free candy/ice cream/hugs.

>>29331546
I hope we don't. We can always change back if we needs be later.

>>29330892
>>29330907
>>29330958
Do it

Screw the consequences. I want good feels regardless of how much we have to do and how critically important the current main storyline is.

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>>29331546
I haven't grown bored of "Bad Seed" Risa yet either

Well, here we go again. Gearing up for bad end.

Never once has any custom choice ever led to ANYTHING good when it deviated off the main path. We're about to get shitstomped for ignoring problems, I just know it.

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I wonder what Risa's spaghetti trigger?

>>29331669
Cardboard boxes and the doctor.

>>29331669
everything makes Risa spaghetti, she's just crazy enough that no one realizes it's spaghetti

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>>29331664
If Operation sneak up behind soul king and punch him in the dick was urgent and had to be done PDQ, Satan would have said so the last time we talked to him

>>29331705
More like we're going to go back to the real world and the Mormons will have slaughtered our allies and autism angel will be enacting his plans.

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You look at the blanket pile and the large, probably warm, form of Jager under it and feel a pang on envy that she gets to sleep the day away. Why don't you get to sleep the day away- Actually, is it night time now? You glance at the clock "Late afternoon." You clarify. Thank you. Why don't you get to sleep the afternoon away? It's not like you don't work hard. You work extra hard! You put potatoes in your pants.

"They were awfully good potatoes, I am saving them for later." You say as you pace around Jager.

You consider your options for a few moments and then rush back to Jager's room. Your tony hands grab as many of the large fluffy pillows as you can manage, though none are as fluffy as your tails, and drag them into the room. You have to carry one in your mouth and one in between your toes, but you manage to get enough pillows so you don't think you will be too uncomfortable. Then you lift the thick blankets and start propping the pillows in strategic places. You crawl under the thick blankets and look at a pillow, but I stop you. "What do you mean you stop me? That doesn't even-" Go for the chest Risa.

"Why?" You ask, stupidly.

I have been keeping your brain together. I have been preventing you from getting skull fucked by god, and I am generally super trustworthy until I'm not. I even keep magical girl schrodinger-chan at bay, despite me constantly getting my heart broken when I deal with magical girls. I need this. "Fine." You say burying yourself in her chest, her arms slowly wrapping around you as you shiver in the delight at the comforting sensation.
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>>29331664
Fuck it

This is good. Happy times with Jager is good.

Fuck reality. This is fine.

>>29331664
If it's that severe, I can't see how it would only be a failing on our part, and not the QM's as well.

>>29331153
There's also making sure that Zwei is doing okay, and seeing if she thinks of us as her mother or the Quincy we had training her.

Ryouichi is still a potential threat that we've only postponed, I think.

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By the way, Anonymous post number Twenty nine million three hundred thirty one thousand one hundred one hundred fifty three, we are supposed to break into the soul king's palace before the great old one breaks into our world and starts causing damaging effects on the cosmic scale. The angels are preparing for war on this side of the gate, which means likely the angels are making ready for war and the firing pin is- well, I actually have no idea what those are but shit is getting closer and closer to the fan.

The nephilim are here because they help create a more solid pathway for the angels to land, like the fallen angel was in soul society, as well as being good shock troops. Of course, we could let the host fight the great old one and just let the chips fall where they may, plus Fenrir is still a thing. We have a lot of cosmic challenges ahead of us. Also yes, and since day 1.

"Monologue? Are you talking to a voice inside your head? Because I am not certain I can deal with you having a voice in your head as well." You say, glancing up as Jager buries her face into the top of your head. Nah, we are good.

You sleep.

You wake around five am, Jager is still sleeping though you doubt it will be for much longer. You pull the still warm potatoes out of your pants and put some on a plate for Jager as well as various drinks and breakfast foods then wait. It takes around a quarter of an hour for her to finally rise and she looks awful. Her eyes are caked with gunk and dried snot mars her face. She lets out a yawn and stretches as you hand her a wet cloth. She wipes at her face and then looks over the food you set up for her. She frowns as she considers it.

"I- You do know we are hollows right? We don't really get hungry." She explains.

"I know. But these potatoes are gorgeous. Try them, you won't be sorry." You say.
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>>29331847
2meta5me

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She nibbles on them for a bit while you wait. Finally she looks at you and starts talking. "Sorry. About yesterday I- I had kids I think. I remember having them and I remember having them taken from me in the worst way possible. I had to watch as they were taken. The specifics are-" She shakes her head. "Anyway, sorry. It won't happen again."

You shrug. "Let it happen as much as you need it to. Honestly speaking among the lot of us you are probably the most stable, so if you need to have a good cry every once and a while, well, I am always available." You say.

"Thanks." She smiles a little then looks you over. "So, what's with the look?"

"I am adorable, that's what is with the look." You say. "Some of the angels are on the earth. They have human agents working in a church. I snuck in a youth group. End result, Little Risa." We need a cooler nickname for that.

"Anything you need help with?" She asks poking the food.

"I'll let you know." You say then make ready for your day.

[]Time to go into soul society. You heard there was a back way within the forest of menos.
[]Back to the real world, these nephelim are the real threat. What with their positive community message and fresh values.
[]Go see Lucifer
[]Hang out with Jager, you never hang any more
[]Go see Sin-Fin. You just remembered how sad she always is.
[]Other, please specify
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>>29331847
>>29331153

>>29331897
>[]Hang out with Jager, you never hang any more
>[]Go see Sin-Fin. You just remembered how sad she always is.

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>>29331897
>[x]Time to go into soul society. You heard there was a back way within the forest of menos.

I wonder how old Jager is....

she's Germanic right?

>>29331897
[]Back to the real world, these nephelim are the real threat. What with their positive community message and fresh values.

I feel like Azure is trying to tell us something. Like dealing with the Nephilim is a waste of time when we don't have any time to waste.

Let's go with
>[X]Time to go into soul society. You heard there was a back way within the forest of menos.

>>29331897
Let's assemble our strike team to gank the soul king

Seems Soul Team 6 is a go? Do you actually want a team or will you solo the soul king?

>>29331940
>>29331993
These. We could cero some Mormons as a bonding exercise.

>>29331897

Hang with Jaeger for a bit.
>Idle thought, Jaegerbombs, how do you feel about the Nazi Party? You were German, and possibly older than me...could you have been alive at a time when certain goosestepping bastards were taking children from their parents? Anyway I'm getting ahead of myself. There are things about to happen and I want your input on them. I'm thinking of getting Ryouichi to hang out with the Mormons and learn some values, or to fuck with them.

>>29332034
I was thinking Monologue's Angels, us Jaeger and Sin-fin, maybe sub Sin-fin for Ryoko

Don't want to leave Jaeger alone, want to bond with her some more, and I want to find out how powerful our adorably pile of rage and sex is

>>29331897
>[]Hang out with Jager, you never hang any more
>[]Go see Sin-Fin. You just remembered how sad she always is.

>>29332034
solo, we need stealth

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>>29332063
>mfw we accidentally Fuhrer himself

>>29332034
Sin-Fin and Hollow Rider?

Wait, can the Great Old One see the future? If it's giving Akira visions, then they have to come from somewhere right?

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>>29332133
chide him on getting in two front war and invading Russia

like seriously who does that? He really was mad.

>>29331897
Check on Sin-Fin, we need her for fun group activities.

>>29332244
We were the Great Old One all along.

We end up getting banished from time and space near the end of the Quest, and try to break back in.

>>29332983
That would mean that in the alternate timeline we were sending Akira detailed instructions on how to allow Ryouichi to kill us

I think you're a little off the mark there

>>29333034
Of course we were.

If Ryouichi didn't kill us, then we wouldn't end up going back in time. We'd have caused a time paradox and mailed our fission.

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>>29333034
>That would mean that in the alternate timeline we were sending Akira detailed instructions on how to allow Ryouichi to kill us

wouldn't be the first time we've done something stupid

>>29333034
You really think we wouldn't construct that as an elaborate form of suicide? We love killing ourselves, it's like our one hobby.

>>29333085
So that'd be, what, the fourth time we killed ourself?

Fifth time if getting banished from time and space was our own fault.

Is it time we panic? what the fuck happened to Azure?

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>>29333142
maybe its just xbox heug write up

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"So, Jager, why don't we ever hang out anymore?" You ask and the woman looks at you.

"What would you call what we are doing now?" She asks.

"I mean, like, in the old days. When we would walk the wastes and I would force feed you because I was totally sure you were a vasto lorde because of the narrative, but then you weren't and then spider died, then suddenly arrancars. Those were good times. I miss those times." You say.

She shrugs and is amused says "Well, I guess that's what happens to friendships as you get older and-"

"Let's go kill the soul king." You say suddenly hopping up onto your feet, and stretching.

"Wha- We can't just-" She tries to say but you stop her again.

"We will make a day out of it. Grab Sin-Fin and maybe probably exactly one other person and then send our multi-ethnic group against the soul walls of his soul body in soul society, walk in there, and gank him. It will cause a force temporal dissonance and force reality to break and time to cascade. Those are all sciency terms which probably mean I will get my plant back." You explain.

"I don't think that's how time works." Jager says, happy to just get a word in edgewise. "Besides, why do you think we can manage it?"

"Because Jager, while the soul king is busy fighting angels he won't even bother to look for some tiny hollows he could usually crush with a thought. So we have the element of surprise." You say.

"Because he could destroy us totally." She explains.

"Look, the devil told me it was totally cool for me to go in there and box his ears in so I can get my plant back. I am going, if I go alone is up to you." You say standing on your tip toes to point towards her face.

"Fine, fine. Let's go kill the soul king. Geez, I can't believe we are doing this." She says, like she were your roommate during college.

"Lesbians? Nice. Speaking of mortal sins, let's go see Sin-Fin. She is part of the A-Team." You say.
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You leave for Sin-Fin's tower, stopping by the base of it. You shout out in hopes of getting her attention, but you don’t think she hears you. Jager dutifully scoops you up in her arms and carries you up the stairs, her mastery of the dreadful warriors of incline forcing you to gawk at the supremacy. You finally make it to the top and climb off. You find Sin-Fin sitting in the corner of her room, her arms around her knees as she stares blankly at the place. You look around before walking over to her and waving. She nods to you and stands up.

"Hello... you look different." She says.

"New shirt, what were you doing?" You ask looking towards the corner.

"...Sitting." She answers, you allowing her use of excessive ellipses.

"Obviously, but why in the corner all wrapped about yourself like that?" You ask.

She glances at the corner then back to you, then to Jager, and then to her feet before answering. "Because when I am alone in this big tower in this big room and I sit like that I almost don't feel as alone." She pauses here. "Though... Sometimes people come and I can... talk without being too sad so- You are hugging me Risa."

You are, in fact, clinging to the short woman's leg. "Pay me no mind!" You shout hugging tighter.

"You changed your hair maybe?" She asks tilting her head.

"No, but hey, new topic. The soul king is still alive. We should go fix that problem." You offer. "We can fix it together and you will be with friends and my god you will be happy!"
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She pats you on the head indicating for you to let go, however you do not. She walks with you clung to her leg as if she were used to children doing that to her. She grabs a bandaged up sword and nods. "Okay."

You ride on Sin-Fin to the Forest of menos, Jager looking longingly at you only a few times but evidently content to let the other woman hold onto you for now, likely an attempt to get her to cheer up. Sin-Fin moves without any instruction, as if she already knew where the entrance to soul society is. You eventually stop near what looks like a black river. You touch the surface as Sin-Fin sets you down and you find it is pure glass. An interesting thing no doubt. You are about to make a comment on it when you feel the full force of every word spoken in hate through the entirety of human history run along your inner thighs in a gentle caress of pure painful ecstasy. You turn and standing there is the Morningstar. He seems to be doing his best to avoid breaking Jager like last time, and you notice his brows are furrowed in concentration.

"Well met." He offers.

"Snake." Sin-Fin says as greeting.

"Hey there pretty boy. You our ticket in?" Jager asks, doing her best to look nonchalant but you can see her cheeks flush.

Damn you Lucifer, when this is over I will fight you for her body. Then her heart. Then probably for another reason.

"Pretty boy?" He asks with an amused smile. "That is one I have not heard myself called. Yes, I will be aiding you in opening the gate to the soul king's palace. It is located in the command center of soul society. Once there I will destroy the apple and use its energy to force the gate open. Do you have any questions before you go in?"
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"Yeah, you are not going to go in there with us?" Jager asks and Lucifer shakes his head.

"If I were to do so it would cause my father to pay extra attention to that location. You do not wish to fall under his sight." He says and you shudder as you remember looking at the host.

Do you have anything you want to say or do before you go?
[]Yes, write in
[]No, let's smoke this turkey
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>>29333422
[x] "Yeah, we need justice power."

Start singing the Kamen Rider theme song. Have a lead pipe ready.

>>29333422
>[x]Yes, write in
lick Jager's cheek. We're calling dibs right now

>>29333422
This isn't going to backfire horribly, is it?

So trying to summon hollow rider then licking Jager to claim her as your own seems to be winning?

>>29333597
Is the Great Me still too injured?

>>29333422
Wait, we're doing this now?

"I know that you're a big fan of free will, but I feel like on some occasions informed decisions don't necessarily detract from that.

So am I about to use my free will to choose to get smited to death like big time? It seems like it wouldn't help your plan, but you seem to be very resourceful and adaptive."

>>29333422
>[x]Yes, how exactly do we fight the eldritch abomination that is the Soul King? Does he have, like, some weak point we can expose for massive damage or something?

>>29333597
Nah, if Sin-Fin doesn't feel like it's appropriate to summon Hollow Rider than I don't really see the need.

Also licking Jager seems kind of weird right now.

>>29333685
but we're weird all the time

>>29333651
We already know that he does and that's what we're targeting.

We find his Core and then destroy the fuck out of it.

I think Lucifer described it as sneaking into the Soul King's head and blowing up his brainstem.

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>>29333597
no to rider
yes to lick

also ask Satan if all Satanists are just atheists being ironic or are blood orgies a real thing?

>>29333422
It... should be fine, right? If anything Lucifer would have preferred we did this sooner.

But Jager just keeps dropping so many death flags...

>>29333685
It'll be fiiiine

No rider, and yes to jager licking. Writing now.

>>29333841
Nothing is fine.

Like for starters we probably should have checked in on Earth if the shinigami and our scrubs have any assistance they can muster.

But we already made a big deal out of going now and everything is awful.

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>>29333863
ah yeah

>>29333982
We're gonna trigger her again. Or she'll be mad at us being presumptuous, and then she'll die.

>>29334090
us licking her is the line in the sand? after all the shit we've pulled?

doom and gloom anon pls

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First you narrow your eyes at Lucifer, then stomp over to where Jager is trying her best to look not particularly interested. You tug on her jacket and gesture for her to lean over. When she does you lick her on the cheek then point to Lucifer. "Jager-bombs is my Jager-bombs. Keep your angel mojo off of her! Mine!" You say grabbing onto her pant leg.

She smiles gently at you and leans over to pat your head, stroking your long hair and making sure it is as lovely as normal. You nod your head pleased as Lucifer gives you a strained smile. "I shall keep that in mind."

"Just to make sure we understand each other, I go in while he is busy screwing with the host, make my way to the shinigami HQ, then you open the door for me. We go in, kill the soul king's core, and then I get my plant back?" You ask.

He looks troubled for a moment then says "As I have said before I am uncertain what you mean by your plant but it will certainly cause some temporal instabilities. If you can manage to stabilize and use them then something lost in time can be returned. But do keep in mind there might be more than one thing in there."

"How many things can be lost to time?" You ask.

"That is not an answer you want." He explains and you think of all the lost stuff that could be in there. The lost Doctor Who episodes, that shirt you really liked, the lost records of some artist you enjoy.

A dangerous thought indeed. "One final thing Lucy. My scrubs in the human world may get jumped by Nephilim. Any way you can make sure they don't go balls deep in their mortality?"

"I cannot act freely until the soul king is gone but yes. So long as you are out of the world I shall ensure, through my own actions or the actions of my servants that your supporters, your scrubs as you call them, will not be unaided against the nephilim. I promise." He says and you nod satisfied.
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You point towards the air above the river and nothing happens. You wiggle your fingers in a vaguely mystical manner and Lucifer looks at you with a raised eyebrow.

"Do you want me to-" He starts like liquid heat poured over frost bite.

"NO! I got this!" You shout back, feeling for anything.

Sin-Fin stabs her sword into the air in front of her and slashes apart reality. You frown as she did it at a part not even close to where you were making gestures and then leap in.

You feel like you are being ripped to pieces by the great nothing. The whole of the dark infinity nibbling away at your very self, forcing you to not understand which could not be understood, yet you know. You know.

You open your eyes and find yourself in a field of flowers. Sin-Fin is standing close by, by the edge of the tree line, and Jager is dusting herself off.

"Are we in soul society? Everyone stay alert, there could be angels anywhere!" You shout, giving away your position if there were any angels mind you, but Sin-Fin shakes her head.

"No, they are by the in between place. We should be fine." She explains pointing up.

Above you, you see lights in impossible colors fighting against what can only be described as a great nothing. The sort of being which exists in the nightmares of starts and in the whispered tales of monsters. You shake your head looking away from it and move towards the tree line. Soul society looks much as you remember it, the shanty town outskirts with the shining palace in the center. Oddly all of the damage you inflicted last time seems to be healed except where there is a smoking crater which you remember as an angel going down.

Seems angel damage stays while regular damage is healed by the society itself. Interesting thought. You have to decide what to do.

[]Go straight for the command center
[]Look around town first
[]go to the execution hill
[]Other, please specify
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>>29334383
>[x]Go straight for the command center

the less time we spend here the less time we have to get fucked

>>29334383
>Go straight to the command center.

We are not in a safe place.

Plus this place was boring as shit back when it still had people living there.

>>29334383
>[X]Go straight for the command center

Everything here is either dead or escaped, no sense lingering!

>>29334383
>[]go to the execution hill
We may be able to eat remaining angel corpse. Or feed it to Jagerbombs.
If you don't eat your angels, how'd you expect to develop bullshit beyond mortal ken?

Command center it is

>>29334503
Pretty sure the soul king would have eaten any angel corpses, since this whole dimension is his stomach.

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sneaking music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqqq8uqSDnk

we should also consider responding to every statement with a question saying the exact same thing.

>>29334476
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etEOUhHim64

Theme music for 'purified' Soul Society.

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You point towards the large mansion like building in the center of the soul society proper then sonido off into the distance, making sure you stay slow enough for Jager and Sin-Fin to keep pace. Because you are going so slow you are able to look over the empty buildings. As expected the cheap wood shacks are empty. Like that one yank colony there is food left sitting here and there, wood sitting on the block with the axe close by, and even items in the center of the road. Left as if the person who had them just dropped them or had just set them down for a moment with every intention of retuning but then just didn't.

You see something move behind one of the buildings and sonido behind it to check, but see nothing. You extend your senses but perhaps because of the fight above or because of the soul king is now awake as it were you can't detect anything. You sonido ahead towards the massive gate, faster and further than your companions can move and sit down. You extend your supernatural senses once more, but again get it clouded. As such you decide to focus on your more mundane senses. You scan the area with your eyes, let your ears take in everything, put your nose to the wind, stick out your tongue and have a taste of everything and spread your arms and fingers wide to let the world bounce off you. Within the dank stillness. Within that unnatural nothing you feel something moving. A rubbery tube like appendage flailing behind something. The strange gurgling and inhaling of an unnatural mouth. A heavy stomp followed by a light step. You are not alone.

You think you catch one of them and sonido over, but it is already gone by the time you get over there. As you swear and move back to the gate Sin-Fin and Jager catch up. "We are not alone. Something is here and able to hide in a way we can't detect, or move in a way we can't notice."

"It was too quiet." Sin-Fin nods in agreement.
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>>29335311
OFF is very much a game Schrodinger would appreciate.

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"Well, shit, what's our plan then?" Jager asks, then looks apologetically at you in your young form.

"Stick to the plan. Command center, Soul king. Ganking." Gan-king, I get it. "Just keep alert, we have no idea what is in this beast's stomach." You say as you kick up the gate, your massive strength holding.

The formerly pristine white buildings of soul society proper are marred black. Likely a result of Caim's detonation. By the execution platform is a massive flaming cut into the earth below, where Caim's brothers and sisters laid the hurt on the massive beast. You look around, but find strange things still filter in the edge of your vision. You sigh as you sonido towards the command center. It is a creepy run, the creatures always just staying out of sight. You try firing balas into them but find it a wasted effort. They seem to be one step ahead of you. As you stand before the command center, the massive doors infuriating you with their largeness, you glance around. That wasn't so hard, you think to yourself. You didn't even get-

"Get down!" A rough masculine voice calls out and you, quick to trust strangers, leap while holding on to Sin-Fin's and Jager's shirts. From within where your shadows once lay several rubbery hose like arms, almost like made from the skin of earth worms lash out. Several hulking masses lift out of them at once. They look almost like a human, if most of their body became bulbous tumors. One arm is the mentioned previously tube while the other is thin, long, and bony. One leg is massively deformed by muscle and tumor while the other is like some sort of slug with a cloven foot on the end. The top part of their bodies look like swollen tumorous cleavage with wiry black hairs and smaller tentacles, like spaghetti, pouring out of the center.
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>>29335434
>Ganking

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A massive cleaver slices through them in a single stroke and you see, bald and muscular, is the so called 'Monster'. A few more leap from the shadows and lunge at him, but his massive blade takes care of them. The last one steps out and when he slices at it, the creature throws up its thin arm. A thin coating of go juice now covers it and it blocks the blade.

The man lets out a spit of unhappiness as he puts his hand to his face. A pure white mask forms over it and his blade seems to gain teeth on the end as it grinds through the arm and into the beast. He looks at you two, his hollow mask a vision of rage, then he points to the white tower. "In there, we can regroup!" He shouts.

The Monster fires off a large red flare and flash steps towards the tower, while you follow behind with your sonidos. You look behind you as more of the strange creatures swarm the command site. You open the large tower and step in just after The Monster, several shinigami eyes locking onto you three "What the hell?" You demand looking at him. "We could have won, they weren't so tough."

"That is incorrect." A voice calls from the darkness. "While you would have won at first the creatures have a strange adaptability trait. They can learn how to not die from your attacks." Hayato steps out of the shadows, his eyes ringed heavily by fatigue but still determined. "And had you won, you would have had to deal with the one who commands them. The captain commander of Soul Society is no longer-" He thinks about how to phrase what he is about to say. "He has been changed and now leads those things. He waits in the command center."
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"You recognize me?" You ask.

"Your scent." He offers.

"I thought all the shinigami would be brain fucked by that thing. How are you lot okay?" You ask.

To answer the gathered shinigami raise their hands and focus. Slowly, white hollow masks form each different, but carrying the same scent of raw animal hunger as the real thing. "The hollow helps keep us ourselves, but we have to balance between being shinigami and hollow all the time. Some of the weaker guys couldn't take it and fell straight into their hollow. Then some of the stronger guys got scared and boxed their hollow energy up, but that let that monster take control of their heads. We managed to find the razor thin balance between the two which can keep us sane. Plus the tower helps a lot, kills most energy and makes that razor thin line into a thin board." The Monster answers leaning against the wall.

They've been edging for weeks now? My god their boy parts must be- "Monologue? Be a dear? Not now." You say. Sorry.

"What are you here for?" Hayato asks.

"To kill the giant monster doing all of this, get a potted plant, sing something. The usual." You say.

"You have a plan?" Hayato asks.

Do we?
[]Bum rush the CC
[]You guys wait here, we will sneak in and do our job
[]You guys make a loud noise away from the CC, near the execution site or something important, then we sneak in
[]Other, please specify
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>>29335511
>[x]You guys make a loud noise away from the CC, near the execution site or something important, then we sneak in

all ears for better plans though

>>29335511

>We need to rush the former CC, if not defeat him outright then we need to hold long enough for the portal to this monster's core to open for us to run in and...

>...okay guys, full disclosure now. Soul Society is that thing's stomach. You've been lied to all of your post-lives. That thing that ate everyone and everything in the soul society. That thing that can hijack your brain. That thing eats every hollow you purify. That thing under normal conditions slowly eats your life force and go-juice in soul society and is why the dead grow old and die here. That thing...is a thing that is bad.

>>29335593
Yeah if they don't know now, it'd be nice to inform them.

Also I figure that if we -don't- kill the Captain Commander, he'll just follow us to the Royal Realm.

>>29335593
This works.

>>29335511
"If we reach the palace, we can create a portal into the Royal Realm, which is where that -thing- keeps its core. Due to our relatively miniscule power level, the thing will be too preoccupied fighting angels to notice us blowing up its... nucleus?"

>>29335593
"Also eventually that battle in the sky is going to spill over into the world of the living, and fuck shit up there as well."

Y'know, next chance we get?

We should totally make an illusionary body, give direct control of it to Monologue, and watch what happens.

>>29336168
maybe in a controlled environment

I fear what a monologue unchecked will do

>>29336188
Try to stick its face between someones breasts, realize that they have no actual substance because they're an illusion, and start complaining constantly until we bump Illusion up to level 5.

>>29331782
>You say burying yourself in her chest, her arms slowly wrapping around you as you shiver in the delight at the comforting sensation.

Does this seem significant to anyone else?

Like it's been said multiple times that physical contact of any kind basically does nothing for us, but this time we actually got something out of it.

>>29336354
Except in our case the narrator is off it's meds, and it can be safely regarded as Monologue fucking around.

>>29336354
We've got no sex drive, but Monologue is horny as hell.

>>29336354

Genuine affection? Unconditional love? Perhaps something so fleeting from Risa's life that this simple human act from Jager made such a significant impact?

Or monologue is just an unreliable narrator.

>>29336354
It could be Monologue just messing around or us having gotten more in touch with our feelings after the bad end.

>>29336407
>>29336420
I didn't mean what we were feeling was erotic or sexual at all. In fact, I firmly believe it wasn't.

I was just saying that we felt -something-.

>>29336476

that may well be, only time and Azure can tell us for certain.

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"Full disclosure? That thing is actually the Soul King. It has been eating every hollow soul you purified. It has been causing soul diseases and stuff like that for who knows how long and it is monstrously powerful. Soul Society itself is actually the things stomach. I have a plan to break into the palace and punch him right in the brain stem, turning it into a vegetable or killing it or any number of things which involve punching something in the brain directly. I will need your help though." You explain.

Hayato glances at The Monster who offers a shrug and then drains most of a water skin. "We do not have enough supplies to last. Tell me what you need."

"I need the Captain Commander either tied down or gone altogether. I can't waste time with him here, since the battle is about to spill over into the real world." You explain.

"I killed the captain commander once already. Bastard grows back after a few minutes. We can probably hold him off if you need us to, but not for too long." The Monster says.

"We won't need long." You say and The Monster nods.

He signals his troops and starts giving a rousing speech. Talking about how they are going to kick some ass, and something about the age of men coming crashing down, and how he is their father or whatever. Not going to lie, we sort of zone out while other people talk if it is not about us or something that amuses us.
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Speaking of which...is Azure dead? Or asleep? Or the sleeping dead that will for eternity lie?

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The troop’s moral is raised and they throw on their masks, then at once open the tower door and flash step, like raging torpedoes of cero energy, right into the CC HQ. You see mountains and waves of the horrors fly up, their strange appendages lashing and grabbing and touching in ways you are certain might be kind of comfortable. The shinigami put up a good fight, but it is only when The Monster unleashes his Bankai that the battle gets heavier. The doors fly open, and you see the Captain Commander’s blade slam into The Monsters. They clash, and like spiraling fountains of energy they start, er, spraying everywhere? Aw, and I was doing so well too. "I'm still cocked monologue. Do your thing." They fly out, like some sort of midair bat mating ritual and you and your companions sonido in, past the dying shinigami. You walk through the building and stand in front of a large symbol on the wall.

It's there that you feel the strange smell of sweet corruption. As the sounds of death and pain echo from outside, you see what looks like a bullet slam into the symbol. There is a rending tear as reality screams in agony and you see a massive set of stairs in front of you. You feel the echoing reverberations of reality, and hold your head to quiet it down. As you do the Captain Commander grabs your small form and slams you into the wall.

His eyes now echo with the lamentations of a million dead and his pointed smile drools with twisted poison and cloying rot. You can feel his mind press itself against yours as he tries to probe through our defenses. His expression changes as his eyes shift to a whole different sort of agony as he realizes I barricaded the bloody door you cunt. Keep out the ethnics, you see.
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"I know it" He hisses, his voice shifting. "I shall not allow it-" The rest is lost in a gurgle as several spikes shoot through your chest. You fall, and curse your stubbly little legs, as Jager grabs onto you. Sin-Fin brings up the rear as the three of you leap into the hole in reality and she swings her sword a few times creating a cero trap.

The captain commander tries to get in, but is pushed back, and then torn in two as the Cleaver of The Monster slices through him with the dull roar of several engines. The door slowly closes behind you and you find yourself in the soul Kings way.

All around you are the pulsing and throbbing walls of flesh, beings of pure madness from a place beyond our own. You don't let yourself get distracted by it as you start walking down the hallway. You walk for nearly an hour, the twisting slope reminding you of either something obscene or something medical and the strange smells constantly make your head spin. Jager does her best to keep a tough front, but Sin-Fin seems rather bored by the whole experience.

You signal for the group to stop as I reveal myself. For I am the soul king, buwahahahaha! "No you're not." You protest. Yeah, I know, I was just getting sick of walking and so were you. "Yeah I do appreciate the thought."

You walk a bit more and find yourself separated from, uh. From people. I think there were people. You shake your head as you turn the corner and see a bright blue police public call box. Sitting in front of it is a potted plant you risked it all to save.
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"Good Job Onii-chan! You defeated the soul king! But the adventures don't end here. The doctor is inside and they want to meet you! Hurry up, or the Daleks might take Queen Victoria!" It insinuates. The doctor! The doctor Risa!

You walk over to the box and pause. Why did you pause? "Something is off here." But what?

[]Who cares. Go on magical adventures with the doctor and Chloe! It is everything you always wanted.
[]Why do we need a second option here?
[]Seriously, nothing suspicious at all.
[]Super serious.
[]Other, please specify, but why would you need to?
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>>29336644
[x] Wait. We're in Japan, not England. THE DOCTOR NEVER GOES ANYWHERE THAT ISN'T ENGLAND

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>>29336541
Yes.

>>29336644
"It's OnEE-chan. Look!" Lift up our dress.

>>29336644

>Other

>Wait...no...we haven't done anything yet...I would certainly remember relishing in gore and victory over a defeated soul king...even possibly eating a bit of him...I, I don't think I've done that.

>>29336644
NO THIS ISN'T RIGHT, THERE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE EXPLOSIONS AND SEXUAL TENSION WITH JAEGER, STOP DOING THINGS OUT OF ORDER

Now, we're going to calmly walk back down this hallway, find the Soul King and double kill him right proper AND THEN we will return to go on adventures with you.

>>29336644

It's a trap! It's only a mere doctor in that box, not the Doctor!

>>29336644
Introduce Jedidiah to Jager and Sin-Fin.

Wait where are they?

>>29336644
>[x]Other, please specify, but why would you need to?

the real Abagail would know proper japanese honorifics because Simon was a weaboo!

>>29336711
Not just any doctor, a psychologist!

THEY'VE FINALLY COME TO TAKE US AWAY

BUT WE WON'T LET THEM

>>29336644
"IMPOSTOR! You have to say the Doctor with a capital D as it serves as a proper noun. You remembered to capitalize Dalek and Queen Victoria but forgot the Doctor? Bullshit."

>>29336644
You know what's fun? Murder.
You know what hasn't gotten to happen yet? Murder.

>>29336775
"And don't give me any nonsense about 'we're talking out loud', I learned to pick that kind of thing up back when I was a wee lass. And not a burnt out middle-aged woman pretending to be a wee lass for reasons that currently elude me but are definitely not creepy and sad."

>>29336898
"And its certainly got nothing to do with a mid life crisis!"

>>29336644
Goddamnit Monologue

Everything is suspicious.

What are the odds that AE legitimately forgot to capitalize the 'D' in 'the Doctor' and now he's just staring at his screen wondering what to do?

>>29336946
Or how adorable Little Risa looks

Wait are we supposed to be in character here

>>29336946
How can Risa have a midlife crisis? she'd dead! double Dead in fact! Quadruple if you count the alt bad end futures

>>29337015
Low, he's probably getting more alcohol and laughing

>>29337040
Its because we learned we're 40.

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You reach for the public call box then stop. Wait a second. "Monologue, I think there is something very amiss here. I would remember us killing the soul king. I would remember the sexual tension and the general disappointment in the fight followed by what is likely an emotion I am unused to feeling." No, you remember it. Your memories are exactly it. Into the-

Bugger all, their right. She didn't capitalize The Doctor. He didn't capitalize it at all. You look down at Dominic and narrow your gaze, angrily. "The real Velma would know the proper method of spelling the doctor. Plus, they were sort of a japanophile so they would know that the ii is for boys and ee is for girls" Are we a girl? "Yes monologue. I am female." You sigh.

"I was nudging you towards that speech out loud." It starts to heavily hint at.

"Don't give me that! I learned to pick that up when I was a wee lass and not a burnt out middle-aged woman pretending to be a wee lass for reasons that currently elude me but are definitely not creepy and sad. Certainly not a midlife crisis. Or, wait, mid-death crisis. Damn it you have confused me!" You say charging your go juice.

"N-No remember how yummy the soul-" The plant suggests in its body language but you are through.

"Victor would have said tasty!" You shout and fire your cero into the image.

You hear them scream as the death shot takes them and you see what looks like a large tooth filled may where the TaRDiS once stood. It closes as you turn away and look for your companions. Sin-Fin is walking away from an illusionary garden filled with such sublime beauty you have to tear your eyes away from it before it makes you weep, while Jager is standing over the spiked filled bodies of children, her expression complex.
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The images fade after a moment and you see a large opening in front of you. No time to dwell on it as you and your partners rush towards the opening and into the soul king's brain. Standing there, in front of what looks like a, uh, gross. "Is that a vagina with a giant pearl shoved in it and lined with teeth?" You ask.

Yeah, and it stinks too. Parts are yucky. "You would still do it?" Lie back and think of England. From out of the pulsing, drooling mass a man walks. He seems very, well, plain. His features unremarkable, his hair short but not too short. The only problem is his eyes. Strange things which see too much or perhaps too little you cannot be certain. He is naked, though he has no fun things, why is it the eyes are always drawn there on blokes as soon as they are naked? Anyway, from his back jut a pair of dragonfly like wings. He stares at your group.

"When this is over I-" Jager starts, but you leap up and slap her.

"What the actual hell?!" She demands holding her face.

"Don't trigger any death flags? What the hell is the matter with you?" You ask looking back to the soul king who has tilted his head slightly.

"Do I have you swinging in your sack?" You ask then look at his smooth groin again. "Or not?" You guess.

You have only seconds before he slashes his hand and a wave of destructive energy sweeps past you. You dodge out of the way as fast as you can, and you note your companions seem to be awakening.

YOU ARE FIGHTING SOUL KING CORE

What do you do?
[]Full release and lay the smack down on him, no fate breakers means no risks
[]First release, want to save energy in case he has a second form
[]No release, because why not?
[]Leave it to others
[]other, please specify

1d100 please, best of first five
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Rolled 87

>>29337272
>[]Full release and lay the smack down on him, no fate breakers means no risks


I thought we got one back for saving Christmas?

Rolled 64

>>29337272
I'd say First Release.

>>29337099
Yeah, the realization that if we hadn't offed ourselves we'd be some burnt out slag living in London trying to act as though our life still had meaning, but we'd be emotionally empty and bitter at the world and the fun the new young people have as we lament the slow failure of our body and dread the oncoming creep of menopause...

Thought, Ibeonder what would have actually happened if Risa hadn't killed herself. Who was she, and who were the people in her life. Where/why did she learn Capioera. What drew her into the punk scene? What gave her the spark of madness that lead her to keep pushing herself? Did she give up promising grades and university to pursue her next experience? How depraved was she toward the end? Did she kill someone to see what it felt like?

Rolled 78

>>29337272
I think I'll follow Sin-Fin's lead on when to use a second form.

>>29337316
I forgot about santa. My shame. Low fatebreakers mean no risk then.

Rolled 96

>>29337272
>[]Full release and lay the smack down on him, no fate breakers means no risks

>>29337333
Soon our music will become outdated, our references will make little to no sense and our fashion will be considered too old to be cool.

Plus one just has a midlife crisis at that age. Just proper.

Rolled 26

>>29337272
>[]First release, want to save energy in case he has a second form
Let's start with first and save full release for when we really need it.

>>29337486
What do you mean 'soon'? Pretty sure all those things have already happened.

>>29337272
Go all out, full release

>>29337569
And that is why we are having a midlife crisis.

>>29337569
I am trying to pretend we are still young fellow Anon. I don't want the cold hard truth to get me down.

I mean, we still have a few good years, right guys? R-Right?

>>29337272
First release, focus on team work and coordinating efficiency in taking him down. We'll probably find out that he's immortal or some shit

>>29337272
>[]Full release and lay the smack down on him, no fate breakers means no risks

One fatebreaker

We only use it to save one of our allies, though. Agreed?

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>>29337608
speak up sonny! my hearing ain't what it used to be.

>>29337272
>[]First release, want to save energy in case he has a second form

So Lucifer's little thing about time holes

Am I right in thinking that would be a good time to reach in and also grab bastidores from his caddy before it gets wrecked by an angel? I mean if we can find a time hole with Sally then surely we could also find one with our dear departed science brotha

>>29337886
Point.

We never saw the body. We can totally pull him out of his ride before he dies without causing paradox.

>>29337886
Eh, I don't know I'm figuring that AE is going to use it as a plot device to have us be lost in time until Ragnarok.

Which sucks because I have plans damnit.

>>29337886
>>29337925
>>29337964
These are all possible but nothing will stop us from trying so I think we should

And if we do fall into a time hole then maybe we can just hang out with Jaegerbombs and Short Fin in limbo, maybe it will even let her escape her demons for a while

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"Laugh!" You command biting down on your sword and not thinking about all the strange places it has been. "Irrisorie!" You command and your blade shatters into motes of violet light.

Crystal like formations cover your arms and legs, and from your tailbone shoot out nine ultrafluffily sexulicious tails. You leap forward and deliver a strong kick to the side of the King's head, but he doesn’t budge. You roll back as a thin beam shoots out of his mouth and go low as Jager fires several spikes towards the king. They do not stick, but they do impact so that has to hurt right?

You fire a cero at the king, your standard method of firing a bunch of magical hollow lasers at things until they die while Sin-fin starts weaving traps around the area, her ragged cloak somehow dropping off in small pieces yet never getting any smaller. You wonder what form of sorcery it uses, but have no time to ask as the Soul king raises his fist and teleports over to you. He slams down and you have only moments to roll out of the way but luckily your abnormal speed gives you the edge.

You land nearby and fire another cero, the impact sending your smaller form rolling back. You curse but it turns out to be lucky as Jager fires another spike barrage. The Soul King ignores it, but you notice several of her special spikes are stabbing into the soul king's meaty, er, fleshy pulsing tooth labia and starting to siphon off energy. You smirk as you start changing your gravity, using it to make your kicks heavier with your smaller frame. Why the hell are you still a little girl you daft cunt?

"I want Jager to hug me more!" You say and jager gives you a look, which I am pretty sure means something rude in Gaelic. "What?" Kick him more you fool!
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You take my advice and attempt to scratch out his weird eyes while Sin-Fin does some weird top like spin, her arm and leg blades cutting into small points on her target. You leap back and focus your cero with Sin-Fin into a massive blast. It fires and envelops the Soul King, but as the energy clears you see he is slowly healing himself, his power growing.

Which would be a problem if it wasn't being siphoned directly into the Jager-Wolf. She holds a spear of pure black matter, the likes you have never seen. The Soul King's energy filters deeper and deeper into the spear and you continue firing your lasers, letting her get her shot. As her nose bleeds and her body starts to develop cracks she takes aim and throws. The spear screams as it collides with the soul king Core, sending reverberations throughout the mass.

Outside you think you hear trumpets from the choir, their foe distracted and them able to gain ground. The soul King twitches as you fire a final round of ceros into it.

The form remains unmoving. You walk over to the pearl and- Aw, gross. It's wet. And throbbing! "Monologue, what do you think sex is?" What do you think it is? We hold that awkward silence for a moment, and move to smash the pearl. I have my hand wipes out when Jager throws your out of the way.

Standing there, the form of the soul king breaks. Gone is the human form, and standing there is a rubbery mass of impossible angles. His many eyes are the color of terror and death, and his claws drag heavily on the floor, unseen within the chasms of his not being.

You are now fighting SOUL KING CORE TRUE

Sin-Fin seems to have eaten something

What do you do?
[]Full release, attack!
[]Stay like this and fight
[]Go down a gear
[]Other, please specify

1d100 please. Best of first five
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>>29338259
Full release, shapeshift back to adult form, and slap Jager again for doing the whole martyr thing again that's exactly why we never take her places.

Rolled 98

>>29338259
"Ha ha made you use your final form first!"
Now it's our turn.

Rolled 42

>>29338259
>[x]Full release, attack!

Rolled 59

>>29338259
Sin-Fin's eating Casshern's heart?

Guess it's time for us to Full Release.

Though doesn't Sin-Fin have an even finaler Final Form which we saw when she was fighting the Flame Wyrm?

>>29338259
>[X]Full release, attack!

Cerocerocerocerocerocerocero

Rolled 42

>>29338259
>[x]Full release, attack!
If it's going full power we should go full power

>>29338259
>[]Full release, attack!

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>>29338321
>98

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You stab your fingers into your hollow hole. "You know Jager, that whole martyr thing is why I never take you places." You explain ripping your skin away, laughter echoing through the fleshy cavity.

Your adult second released form leaps from the slowly vanishing meat puppet you left behind, your arms and legs coated in Cero energy. You leap into the madness in front of you feeling no fear. As you touch the rubbery tentacles you feel a sickening feeling within you. The unnatural contours extending into dimensions you cannot see or even come close to understanding. You swing wildly as they start whipping you, your monologue giving you a high resistance to the insanity of the impossible thing around you. You hear Jager outside, screaming as she fires spikes, but it will not be enough you think. "She needs a second release." You note. I'll get on that. "What?" Nothing.

You roll around and nearly get your head taken off your shoulders as a tentacle like spike, actually more like a spiked penis tries to slam into you but is stopped by an inky shadow of boiling darkness. From within it you see teeth and mouths, all butting and chewing through the husk of impossibility that is the soul king. You give Sin-Fin a nod as she unwraps a shining brilliant sword. Perfect beyond perfection. She swings down and you hear the Soul king roar in sounds inhuman. The blade sizzling where it touches within the body.

You see small cracks of light go up Sin-Fin's arm as she swings, marring the perfect blackness of her dress. Seems the blade doesn't like her too much. That is unfortunate, still she soldiers on, swinging that strange blade and causing constant screams as she abandons any form of finesse and just focuses on hacking away like some sort of barbarian from the continent.
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Allowing yourself to be swallowed deeper by the dark madness that is the soul king you flail your arms and legs coated in Ceroes wildly, your form becoming more and more distorted as your shape shifting runs wild. Your arm swells and branches into several all grabbing and ripping as they can. Your leg becomes hungry and makes a mouth like a garbage disposal, whirling and spinning angrily and turning the whole into gore. You feel one of the strange spears spike your back, sending pure agony through you and you shudder in delight at the sensation, your eyes rolling back into your head and a husky moan to escape your mouth. Your mouth, wide, open, and drooling grows wider still as your teeth seem to get an idea as to what they want and start gnawing into broken bloody chunks the soul king's body. Your chest splits open as your tails shift into claws and blades, raking and twisting and spinning like saws.

Your body splits open and you bite your way out of the trashing organic matter to find the soul king is little more than a gory mess. You smile wide as you point your fingers at the disgusting love pearl, ha, and channel your four ceros into one.
"Thanks for the fun,
Sadly it is time to run,
Though don't look so blue,
I still have a gift for you.

A jest, for mirth and joy as it were,
It is important so I shall be sure not to slur.
There was a girl with a plant, oh so young,
The nofunigami you made did she play among,
One got too close,
And made a mistake most gross,
And now I am going to fucking kill you." You shout, your eyes glowing with mad fury and spittle shooting from your mouth.
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"That didn't rhyme at all, did it?" You ask with a shrug. You discharge the crackling energy towards the soul king's core, and there is an insanely loud screech as time starts to break apart, the stress the soul king left on reality finally relaxing. You hold still as the massive fleshy walls twitch once, twice, then nothing.

You look down on the ground as a small rift in time starts to break. Before you, there are infinite possibilities. So many things that could be. There is also a shard of the soul king left.

Eat the shard?
Y/N

Also, what do you try to grab from the time flow?
[]Your plant, that is what this was all about
[]The good Doctor, pull him up before he dies
[]Three fatebreakers, something lost now regained.
[]Other, please specify within reason
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>>29338860
Y
can we only pick one?

[]Your plant, that is what this was all about
[]The good Doctor, pull him up before he dies

>>29338879
You can only pick one.

>>29338860
Y, even though it's a stupid decision I'm pretty sure we've established that we will shove just about anything into our mouth, no matter how ill-advised.
And the plant. Bastidores went out like a true gangsta.

>>29338860
>[]The good Doctor, pull him up before he dies
Forgive me, plantbro. The Doctor cannot be lost.

>>29338860
N
[x]Your plant, that is what this was all about

>>29338937
Judas
>>29338860
Y
[x]Plant

>>29338860
>Y
>[]Your plant, that is what this was all about
I'm sorry Doctor but, we plantbro has been waiting too long.

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>>29338879
>>29338901

oh boy....

I choose........ Florence. he was so young. I'm sorry Bastidores..... you had a good run.

>>29338937
As a rap icon it is Bastidores's duty to die and then have a bunch of post-mortum albums be released.

We can just pour a 40 for him, and at least acknowledge his daughter.

Shoving it into your face hole and saving your plant from time seems to win.

>>29338860
Y

Kevin, then Bastidores. In that order.

>>29338860
Y
[x] Your plant, that what this was all about

>>29338860
What if

What if we pull another Risa Schrödinger out of time. And then fuse with her.

>>29338966
He died in a pimpin' car, smoking a joint, firing ceros gat style, and with a ho sucking his dick.

Do you really want to take that away from him?

Plantbro is going to backstab us in some way, isn't he? It feels like there's going to be a sudden, unexpected, yet inevitable betrayal from him.

>>29339003
Well it's obviously not gonna be unexpected now that you brought it up.

And I don't know, I feel like after all the work we did to bring him back, just casually murdering him when he betrays us or just gets on our nerves would be a good punchline.

what what if he/she.... gets a real name?!?!

>>29338860
Eat the shard
Find the doctor, have Jaeger and Sin Fin help us yank him out then grab our plant

Fate breakers are recoverable later

>>29338860
you terrible asshole AE
so we either get the good doctor or we get plantbro.
well shit.

>>29339041
Casual murder? AFTER a betrayal?
Dont give plantbro the chance. Just eat him the moment he emerges.

I mean, this whole thing WAS just to get our emergency rations back, right? ^_^

>>29339141
Eh, he died well. Also I'm surprised no one brought up Charlotte.
Dude... did not make much of an impression did he?

>>29339119
This raises a point, what are short fin and Jaeger doing? If they don't have their own time paradoxes to play with get them stuck in and go for everything

>>29339181
we've all read the book. We know how it ends

>>29339181
Charlotte got eaten by Jaeger, we don't want to rob poor starving past Jaeger of a good meal like that

>>29338990
We need him back, we must find out his secret to restoring hollow sex drives so we can show the scrubs how you party so hard you end up double suiciding and becoming an eldritch horror with awesome tails

>>29339268
We're a scientist too.

...We taught Science class to high schoolers.

And we made it rain in Las Noches. We can figure it out.

>>29339285
True but why reinvent the wheel when we could be spending time figuring out new uses for it?

Also Risa never really went for half measures as his so I say go for all or nothing

>>29339327
True, but as a counterpoint, rapping is hard. I never know what to write so it's always just kind of awkward.

>>29339358
Yeah rapping is hard, but practice makes perfect

Plus I am saying get plant first so if we screw up we should only loose the doctor

>>29339358
Bastidores would probably hate what the rap game has become anyways. Just Studio gangstas and auto tune.

>>29338860
eat eat eat eat eat eat as we do grab the Doctor

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You eat the shard and immediately regret nothing as your vision swims. Your hollow energy hisses at it, but then it seems to settle in a strange spot in your soul you are pretty sure wasn't there before you got god fucked. You shrug as you thrust your arm into the swirling possibilities that is time.

All that is, was, or ever could be assaults you. Your arm was ceasar, your arm was the soul king, your arm was you. Your arm was you! Still, you manage to focus on what you want and pull. From the hole in the fabric of the universe comes a potted plant with a mask for a, uh, like. The thing. "Flower." Yes! That's the word. Flower. Your lift the plant hollow high into the air and nearly drop him, but luckily your ultra fluffy super orgasmic tail manages to catch her before he falls.

"What happened?" It was probably about to ask.

"Time happened little Gerald. Time happened." You say, knowing in your heart of hearts that this was the day you won!

"Good work Risa. I see you found your Plant." Lucifer says from behind you, his false body cracked nearly beyond repair.

"Don't do that you daft wanker!" You shout, leaping into the air and away from him.

He lets out a laugh which sounds like a memory so important, yet lobotomized from your skull. "I am sorry, I was just so happy to see that you had won. Your friends are safe from the Nephilim just as I promised, and you have saved your plant. We have successfully completed our objectives." He says and lifts his hand.
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All that was of the soul king trembles and cascades towards his open hand filling his insides. You can smell his energy shifting and changing. Or perhaps awakening and returning would be the better explanation? He shivers as the power fills him and you take a few steps back setting your pot down. He nods and seems happy for a moment then frowns. His eyes open and you see light which you could never have imagined before shine within "Some of it is missing, how very strange. Of course the only way for it to be missing is if pieces of its core is taken." He narrows his eyes at you and you think you see supernovas for a moment. All of them. "Risa, why is there a piece of it inside you? Your body should have rejected it totally, unless." He waves his hand in the air in front of you. "That thrice damned accursed. He knew, of course he knew, he is omnipotent. He just could not let anyone be free." He sighs then shakes his head.

"Something wrong Lucifer? You are looking a little, well, unhappy." You say.

"I am sorry Risa. I required the whole of its being in order to finish my plans. I thought you safe since your body could not take it in, but it seems my father had a different plan. I need that power. The only way to get it is by absorbing you." He says and raises his arm. "I shall do what I can to ensure your loved ones are not damaged excessively in the coming days, and I will make this fast."

"People who are not me it may be best to run" You say, but can’t move as you find your legs stuck, almost as if you were trans- He is messing with my stuff! Laser him! Laser him now!

"I shall destroy you with the whole of my being. You will not feel anything. The first spell, the only true magic born from god's love. The Light Bringer." He says and his false body shatters, infinite light exploding directed towards you. Wait, maybe if I use this bit of soul king to- Yes! Laser!
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>>29339406
Well, it's been fun.

But now we pay the price for dealing with the devil.

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You fire your ceros at Lucifer and you thing you see the impossible thing he truly is move surprised for a moment, but that is all he is. Your body is obliterated and you are de- Oh, wait, no. My bad.

A small violet gem falls to the ground at Lucifer's feet. He reaches down, the essence of who and what you are. What you could be, and starts to absorb it. When the sound of a potted plant shattering echoes through the area. Juliet stands proudly, having hit Lucifer while still coated in the raw energy of the time vortex. Lucifer may be strong, but the whole of time and space smacking you in the head has to hurt. He stumbles and we go sailing off into the- Hey this is sort of fun! Weeeee! Damn it Risa, like, use quotes or something, this is confusing! "Sorry. Wheeee!" We go clattering about on the ground and Jager stands waiting. She picks us up and- Oh, that's my cue.

You are Veloces Jäger, and you just saw your friend die. You pick up the violet shard and feel a strange tingle as you do. You look towards Sin-Fin, tears in your eyes, and she nods once as if understanding. She seems to have grabbed the plant, somehow reformed, and then you. She falls into her inky blackness as the impossibly beautiful light fumes, glaring towards the both of you.

When you open your eyes you are in a dark room, the only light from the cracks slowly healing on Sin-Fin's arm. You let out a few sobs as you touch the small gem, trembling as you remember your friend. From beside you the plant trembles. Oh, quit your sobbing tits.
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You jolt up and look around as you try to figure out where the voice came from. Well, at least I'm not pink this time. Yes, hello. Risa isn't dead, she is in your hands. "Sin-Fin do you hear-" No, she can't hear me. For the love of fuck, power leveling you to second release is going to be a chore. Listen, God diddled her soul parts. She absorbed part of a great old one becoming, well, pretty good sort of youngish one. They do not die in the conventional sense, so long as she doesn't get om nommed by Lucifer we can bring her back. How long that takes depends on you. We need to power level the crap out of you.

"Power level?" You mumble. I told that Ichigo prick the same thing in the unpublished omake. I am in your head, I can hear it if you just think it.

"Why didn't Risa ever think it then?" You ask.

Because she was never in her mind, and thus could not send me messages there. Duh. Now then, we have the first of the fallen after you and the gem so he can, and just guessing here, wage war against god but with more firepower on his side. We have Risa in a gem, and me in your head probably slowly driving you insane. Also, time is rewriting itself to accommodate the plant existing when it shouldn't be. We should remember it since we were in the eye of the storm so to speak. Actually that is a terrible analogy, but if it helps just roll with it. It will probably arrancar up soon, so that will be a thing. Oh, yeah, and Fenrir will be free in three years or so, barring Loki dickery, who is still out there, and my feet are cold.

Any questions?

Hollow Quest Redux 50 end

Still around for questions/concerns/comments
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>>29339453
my brain.....

....okay. Jager training arc is a go!

>>29339453
This is why it's important to tell us things like "don't try to eat the Soul King, Risa".

Haven't we repeatedly demonstrated that eating things is pretty much our first instinct? Like, wanting to force feed the scrubs hollows, or eating that Nephilim no matter how gross it was.

>>29339453
Is there ever a time when eating something wasnt the best answer?

>>29339453
When will you publish unpublished omake?

>>29339482
As it is she is tissue paper in an anti-tissue paper environment.
>>29339502
Lucifer knew that hollows usually would be totally unable to eat an old one, the powers within would reject it. Then He touched your soul parts and made it possible. Probably just to screw over Lucifer.
>>29339511
Probably not, as long as you are the ones eating.
>>29339533
When it doesn't read so terrible

>>29339453
If we use maxed cloaking how hard would it be for God to find us?

>>29339453
Damnit, my plan for killing Fenrir was to get Extra Fluffy, team up with Hollow Rider, and pretty much just circle in and out of Fenrir's prison, while bombarding him with lasers.

Whenever we'd come close to running low on go juice, we'd just hug an ally and recharge ourselves on most, but not all, of their power.

And we'd just repeat that until we win.

But now we have to do something that -isn't- a massive violation of fairness.

>>29339542
Damnit God, that's not cool.

>>29339549
Functionally omnipotent so not particularly.

>>29339552
Now Jaeger eats Fenrir for power levelling instead

>>29339542
Could we have burned fatebreakers to also grab the doctor? Also what is going on with zweitey?

>>29339571
Yeah I know, I figured we'd take Jager with us on the last circuit, then rip open Fenrir's ribcage to make sure he's defeated enough, and have Jager eat his still beating heart.

But now we're fucked.

>>29339571
If you had 5 fate breakers yes, you could have grabbed them through burning all of them.

She is being bitey with the quincy clan. You don't let her near Ryouichi

>>29339592
So would you say we're nearing the end of the story, or do you have more fun planned?

to celebrate the 50th thread

here's some Batman

http://www.mediafire.com/download/zmmujkjwgjy/Batman+Year+One.zip


i could have probably wrangled up something bleach related but why would anyone want Bleach?

>>29339624
Depends on how things go. It could be anywhere between 10-50 more threads depending on how things go.

Honestly I wanted to be almost done by now but I do not see that happening.

>>29339645
Sorry?

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>>29339640
Because of The Heart
>>29339660
It is fine, I did not mean it that way. Just when I started the quest I had between 50-60 planned before I went back to AIDA or ran a different game.

How strong are we compared to canon?

>>29339702
How strong is Risa compared to canon levels?

Ball parking it around obscenely.

>>29339453
>at least I'm not pink this time.

What?

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>>29339680
time has a way of NTRing your plans while taking mid coitus cell phone pictures of your plans while they vow to be time's cockslave and texts them to you.

the trick is see many other plans on the side behind the other's backs.

>>29339592
If we let her near Ryoko what will happen? Will it end with glorious lesbian kinky I run out of descriptors rough sex?

>>29339738
What?
>>29339742
It is true, but the way things were going at the start I halfway expected to have less threads not more. Oh well, I am still 10 off from my maximum original estimation. This semester seems homework light and I don't have any early morning labs so I may be able to run on a more regular pace.

>>29339782
its all fun and games until somebody bites a nipple

unless your into that

>>29339782
Ryoko doesn't dig kids or those with the minds of them. Though, generally speaking, she prefers men.

>>29339804
If Risa becomes an Elder God and gets a sex drive, does virginity cease to exist?

>>29339823
Ha ha ha

Well, who knows?

>>29339853
AE so are you ending the game with risa gets back because she will be a literal god?
and thanks for running this as long as you have and not just ditching it like almost every other QM i seem to be in the unfortunite predictament of following.

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>>29339916
Well, she has some butts to whoop, and she is not quite a proper god yet. The seed has been planted, we shall say.

She still has to decide weather to hate Lucifer, deal with Ryouichi, kick some angel butt, and go hang out with the gods of debauchery if she can find them. Plus Fenrir is made to literally kill gods. He took ranger levels and they are his favored enemy, so that could be a problem.

>>29339453
I have no idea why I love this picture as much as I do.

It's probably the butts

>>29336644
That one is just adorable

As is the one in the pic

>>29339916
>AE so are you ending the game with risa gets back because she will be a literal god?
Ahahahahahaha.

Anon, please. We've still got so many pantheons to rape...

>>29339804
Well I figured she would mature faster since she lived for like a week and was at small child level

And we saw what there was when we warped into her room

>>29339974
also another question are our fatebreakers now perma gone since we didn't pick that from the soul kings corpse?

>>29340034
No, just that opportunity is gone. There may be others in the future.
>>29340032
Doesn't count as gay in an orgy. Everyone knows that.

>>29340034
>>29340069
What I mean is just that chance to get them there is gone. There may be chances for fatebreakers in the future or something else which may take their place. So that's a thing.

Will we ever get normal EXP again?

>>29340081
ok, thanks AE.

>>29340170
Most likely barring extreme circumstances.

Who else pities Jager for having us in her head now?

>>29340424
well i do.

>>29340424
It seems more like we're Jäger while Monologue is in her head, who is very clearly not us.

Which is going to be tricky, since we'll have to change mindsets.

Unless it's handled like Hero Ques?

>>29339453
>You jolt up and look around as you try to figure out where the voice came from. Well, at least I'm not pink this time.
Monologue is Pinky. What the shit.
>Yes, hello. Risa isn't dead, she is in your hands.
Oddly similar to soul gems and such...

>>29340424
Me

I wonder what plantbro will end up looking like as an arrancar.

Not like it matters since we won't be playing as Risa for a while, but we should have more than 22spxp right now.

>>29336566
>as he realizes I barricaded the bloody door you cunt. Keep out the ethnics, you see.
Oh monologue, never change

>>29338860
y
PLAAAAAAAAANTBRO

>>29342527
Loli plant bro

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>>29342527

I hope Jager and Sin Fin take good care of Veronica. I hope they properly water her, and feed xer souls while we're reforming. Then when we come back we can be there for Betty's unmasking!

>>29344284
I just had a thought. Bear with me on this, it's a bit out there, but I think plantbro is Malal from mgnq.

>Both of them wear helmety mask things
>Real name unknown (well, it gets revealed later for Malal but it's only to a couple people. Most people don't know)
>Food just disappears around them. Nobody ever sees them eat.
>Bullshit level magic and involvement in time shenanigansfor both. Seriously, plantbro had to have had lv5 fatebreak at least.
>Plantbro 'dies' but doesn't really die and Malal dies but doesn't really die.

We know that Decu and Azure are conspiring. It lines up...

>>29344385
What if Risa is Homura? Long hair, both purple, both timetables wimey.

>>29344651
MGNQ Risa's in the chainaxes, her human form doesn't look like Homura at all, the Risa in MGNQ isn't actually purple, Risa has messy shaggy hair while Homura's is straight, Risa is British as fuck and Homura is Japanese, and Risa was born and died several decades before Homura. I know you could say "time shenanigans" for the last point, but a big chunk of Homura's time shenanigans is tied in with Madoka.

Plantbro=Malal is pretty iffy, but Risa=Homura is pretty much impossible when you consider that even the points you brought up in favor of it have huge holes.

>>29344733
What about monologue and pinky?

>>29345059
I think that's a possibility. Just looking at MGNQ alone, Malal is alternate timeline Madoka and Pinky is Madoka's Witch.

So then throw on top of that just looking at HQR alone and you see that there is some vague link between Monologue and Plantbro.

Then start looking at them together. The level of link from Malal to Pinky is like to be comparable to the link from Plantbro to Monologue. If you assume that Plantbro is some sort of alternate universe Malal, then that means that Monologue is Pinky by the transfer of association. Then look at Monologue saying that "at least I'm not pink this time" and the fact that it just jumped from Risa's head into Jager's and only the current host/carrier/whatever can hear Monologue. This fits with Pinky very well, as she does the same thing in MGNQ all the time. Talking to different hosts/carriers/whatever and having conversations is quite common. Although Monologue has never appeared visually and Pinky has, the statement about not being pink this time implies a form which can be perceived visually. And they're both batshit insane.

Thus, Plantbro is Malal and Monologue is Pinky. Now I'm left to wonder who the fuck regular Madoka is in this mess.

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This theory is batshit insane

Please take your medication

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If plantbro arrancar has pink hair or continues to wear a helmet, I'm going to scream about happenings for months afterwards.