Rolled 53

>>29468871
magic troll gonna magic

Rolled 25 + 10

>>29468871
Time for some good old fashion Troll Magic

Rolled 13 + 10

>>29468871
It's that time again!

Troll magic.

Rolled 25 + 10

>>29468871
Good to have you back.

Rolled 10

>>29468871
TROG TIME

Rolled 55 + 10

>>29468871
>>29469025
>>29468988
>>29468936
>>29468913
>>29469058

The flows of magic are whimsical today.

Rolled 10

>>29468871
Good rolls good rolls

>>29468913
>>29468936
>>29468988
>>29469025
>>29469058
>>29469089
That meal must have fugged your magic bad
66 vs 93

Rolled 37

>>29468871
I love this setting. This is a very promising quest.

>>29469153
Well, we still know that the boss might be up to something. He WAS smoking synthgars yesterday...

Let's get our supervisor friend to make some introductions at the Speed Runner tonight. Also, I want to get some info on that kid in the waiting room, and a fixer might help with fingering him.

>>29469287
I agree. I want to try being on the side of the table with the money to spend tonight!

As you sit there, hunched over uncomfortably in the the Eurocar, Rolan's face seems harder to remember. Maybe, it all in you head from earlier. You know he is nervous about you already, why would he let his face betray that? You attempt to lean back a bit, your horns now scraping the top of the car a bit so you lean back in. Your 'link suddenly chirps.

>EMANUEL: Sorry to have sent you into that Frank, I didn't think it was that dangerous of an establishment.

Suddenly your Commlink chirps again.

>KID: Hey, biggun I wanted to send you my info while I had the free time

NEW CONTACT
>'WunderBread'

You cock your head looking at the name, who in their right mind uses a name like that? Soon you are back at Ares Plaza and out of the cramped car. Stretching before you head back in Rolan pats you on the back and looks to you with a smile. "Don't forget our talk Franky, hope to talk to you soon."

You look at the time in thee corner of your pan
2:00p.m, still four hours till your Circle meeting

>Talk a half-day (You only get three a year)
>Go back to work
>Go back to your cube and do something unproductive
>Other

>>29469415
>>Go back to work

I say we do a little work and tomorrow we take that half day so we can do a few things without having to worry about the Circle meeting.

>>29469415
>>Go back to your cube and do something unproductive

Let's see if Sam is susceptible to THE TROLL MAGIC!

Afterwards, let's make a plan with Emanuel to head to the Speed Runner and talk to the bartender, make an evening out to go slumming. Which means TROLL DRESS UP and TROLL ARMAMENT.

Also, what kind of weapons do we have, other then our "guns" and our TROLL MAGIC? We got a Predator VI, or anything more exotic, like an Ares Executive Protector with attache gunport?

>>29469415
>Go back to work
No sense wasting a half-day off now. We save that for when we really, really need it.

>>29469415
>>Go back to work
no skiving, trogg

>>29469645
We probably have a Predator. I mean, everyone and their mom has a Predator in an Ares owned corp. The company likely gives em out every Christmas as stocking stuffers at the company party.

>>29469645
We are a wage mage under the corporate thumb in a non-combat field of work.
So your weapons are as follows:
>A winning smile
>Yourself
Also there is about 6,400 nuyen in Frank's account right now. So if you really wanna get you have some money for it, but it took Frank a couple years to save the money he had before Emanuel gave him 5000 nuyen.

>>29469415
>Go back to work
What's our plan for the boss?
Do we ask the kid to check him out?
Do we submit an anonymous tip and hope he doesn't find out?
Do we try to figure it out ourselves?

>>29469611
>>29469707
>>29469737
>>29469645
>>29469741
>>29469770
All play and No work makes Frank one of them terrorist shadowrunners. I really hope thats how the saying goes.

>>29469770
Do we at least get a discount for being an Ares employee? A ranged option couldn't hurt for a night out on the town.

>>29469942
Can we even shoot?

I mean, if we have to deal with anything that we can't charm with our social adept powers of intimidate with our huge trollness, then we're pretty much screwed.

>>29469791
It's obvious, anon. Hire people to get to the bottom of this mystery!

>>29470016
Well, the gun at least might give us a modifier for intimidation.

>>29470016
We "might" not be able to shoot but if we really wanted to i'm sure we can learn how.

I mean, we are apart of Ares Macro after all. Would also give us something to talk to our fellow adept's about.

You strut back to the elevator after your stretching and get into the cramped box that they call an elevator and ride it back up to the office, you find most of the office is also finishing lunch, though that is a some "food" delivered on a cart.

You sit back down next to Sam and lean back in your chair about to log back in, and she looks to you and smiles, her mouth full of soy bologna.

"How was lunch bigshot? You get into any fights while you were out?"

You smile and shake your head, "No Sam, for once I didn't, and lunch was delicious. I ate REAL food, unlike you." You flick the air in front of her face since you don't want to break her nose or anything.

You lean back in, logging back into the your node.

You look for any new messages our request and you find several

>Re: Glitches on the Grid -Neonet
>New lots opened up -Breckhaven Investments
>Onsite Job: Go to Tyreese's Toyland and pitch the new Ares Firewatch SuperSoaker!

>>29470103
>>29470045
>>29470016
>>29469942
You do a discount on Ares products, about 10%. You've shoot a gun once or twice, but you aren't that skilled in shooting them. In the past you always prefer getting in people's face if they didn't respond the way you needed.

>>29470152
>>Onsite Job: Go to Tyreese's Toyland and pitch the new Ares Firewatch SuperSoaker!

Question: Can FAB III effect vampires? Because I just found our insurance policy if it does!

>>29470152
>>Onsite Job: Go to Tyreese's Toyland and pitch the new Ares Firewatch SuperSoaker!

>>29470152
>Onsite Job: Go to Tyreese's Toyland and pitch the new Ares Firewatch SuperSoaker!

A bit of extra dosh couldn't hurt.

>>29470234
>>29470260
>>29470263
To Tyresse's Toyland to sell water guns!

>>29470395
AND TO GET A FREE SAMPLE THAT WE'LL FILL WITH FAB III TO SPRAY IN A VAMPIRE BITCH'S FACE!

You get up as you log out, Sam looking back, a bit bewildered "Done already Frank?"

"Nah Sam, decided to go take a pitch job, impress some people with all that dedication." You laugh and pat her on the should as you leave the cube. A couple other people are leaving to do onsite jobs as well. You get into the elevator with two other people, both of them elves.This office did have more Elves and Humans than other race, but then again most trolls or orks aren't as charming as you are. The three of you get off at the garage and head for the car marked on your pan. Its a Ford Americar with an adjusted roof so you don't have to lean in. As you get in the driver hands you the water gun. It looks some-what real, besides the the pump which is colored and fashioned to look like part of an automatic rifle, also the top that screws off to be filled with water helps with that.

After a drive into Tacoma you find yourself outside Tyreese's Toyland, a colorful place, if not garish and as you walk in you see just racks and racks of toys a lot them actually look hand made instead of the mass produced plastic that the Megas sell. At the counter is an older looking black man who puts his hands up as he spys the gun.

"Holy shit man, I don't want no trouble!"

You can tell he probably already hit the panic button, maybe just by impulse of seeing a hulking troll with a gun.

>Calm the situation down Roll 1d100+10(Troggy Magic)
>Just roll with it maybe you can use this to your advantage
>Other

Rolled 94

>>29470680
>>Calm the situation down Roll 1d100+10(Troggy Magic)
TROG JUICE GO

Rolled 82

>>29470680
"What? Wait no, this is a spray gun!" Spray the gun at the floor or unscrew the water cap. (BTW, this is to calm him down.

>>29470680
>Calm the situation down Roll 1d100+10(Troggy Magic)

Calm him down but his reaction is priceless. It's exactly what we can use to pitch the watergun.

Rolled 40 + 10

>>29470680
>>29470848
Forgot my roll

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>>29470775
>>29470782
>>29470848
>>29470875
Nat 100 opposed roll.

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>>29470957

>>29470957
Welp. This is going to be good.

You drop the gun as quickly as you can as this man starts panicking, opening up the drawer obviously searching for a gun.


"Sir, I'm not tr-" You try to say, but you are cut off as Tyreese pulls out a Predator.

"I don't want no trouble, walk away Trog. I don't wanna shoot you." He says, the gun shaking in his hands.

You slowly back away, your hands up, and as you back into the door you feel a huge force hit you.

Roll 1d100+10(Opposed test, Troll size and strength)

Rolled 83 + 10

>>29471150
what's this

Rolled 99 + 10

>>29471150

Rolled 30

>>29471150

Rolled 22

>>29471150
"IT'S A WATER GUN, GO LOOK!"

Rolled 60

>>29471202
WOO!

>>29471199
>>29471202
>>29471209
>>29471222
23 vs 109. Noice Rolling

Rolled 20

>>29471244
"YOUR BULLETS DO NOTHING LITTLE MAN!"

You simply feel this huge force, push you forward, but not on the ground. It tries again, with the same result. You look behind you, its a dwarf in a Knight Errant uniform. Some how that low center of Gravity isn't working today.

"Knight-Errant! Get down on the ground scumbag!" The dwarf yells, trying to tackle you again, You see Tyreese throw the gun back in the drawer and fold his hands smirking.

"You gonna get it now Troggy. Robbing my store! Who steals toys anyway!" He yells to you. The Dwarf still trying to tackle you. You start to stammer in dis belief as you turn around, getting pushed further and further into a rack.

Another officer walks in and picks up the water gun, looks at it for a second, and then grows the biggest shit eating grin. He then proceeds to pump it a couple times and shoots the dwarf in the back with it.

"Now who the hell jus-" The dwarf turns to see his partner hold the water gun and squirts him again, straight in the face, soaking his beard. The dwarf then simply laughs as well and Tyreese starts to nervously laugh as well

>Play this all off Roll1d100(No Troll magic bonus this time)
>Let the officers keep messing around and talk to Tyreese
>Other

>>29471511
>>Let the officers keep messing around and talk to Tyreese

You wanted a salesman to help with a pitch? The trog IS your salesman, sir.

Rolled 41

>>29471511
>>Play this all off Roll1d100(No Troll magic bonus this time)

Time to use this to our advantage

>>29471511
>>Let the officers keep messing around and talk to Tyreese

Rolled 95

>>29471511
"I could sue you for threatening me. I could get you arrested. And there are some people right here who could do it. But I won't if you apologize."

>>29471511
>Let the officers keep messing around and talk to Tyreese

>>29471575
Maybe we should hold that thought, Cap't...

Rolled 26

>>29471511
>>Play this all off Roll1d100(No Troll magic bonus this time)
Let's roll with this! This fuckin' toy.

Rolled 4

>>29471511
>>Play this all off Roll1d100(No Troll magic bonus this time)

Did someone say perfect chance to throw a sales pitch? If we are allowed we might let the officer have said gun.

Rolled 5

>>29471511
>Play this all off Roll1d100(No Troll magic bonus this time)

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>>29471575
>>29471590
>>29471622
>>29471628
>>29471653
>>29471657
>>29471660
42 vs. 41

>>29471832
Wait, did we make it, or did we fail?

>>29471832
Well on the bright side it's more of a very narrow fail.

Could be worse.

>>29471946
I thought it was formatted as Frank/Opponent.

You smile and pat both officer's on the shoulders, leaning down a bit for the dwarf's shoulder.

"Good job boys. I knew no other than the brightest from Knight Errant could see this is a weapon of fun."

They both look at you for a second confused, but suddenly smirk as your profile comes up in their pans. They stop playing and hand you back the water gun. The three of you walk up to the counter where Tyreese is shaking nervously.

"You mean ta tell me this was a sales pitch? What the hell is wrong with you people! Why would you walk into a store with a water gun that looks that real!" You lean on the counter about to speak

"Well we at Ar-"

"Back up Trog, I want you out of my store." The look on his face turned to one of annoyance, You quickly pull up his profile on your own PAN, and it says he is in Humanis.

The stuff they leave out on these jobs.

>Push the product(Roll 1d100)
>Compile and leave
>Other

Rolled 100

>>29471997
It was in the face boss face roll.

Rolled 76

>>29472057
That was for pushing the product. Meant to put that in their too.

>>29471832
Woops my bad I usually switch between the two I find. If it comes that close again I'll mark ya'lls highest roll against the opposed.

Rolled 45

>>29472049
PUSH THE PRODUCT. MENACINGLY.

Rolled 37

>>29472049
>Push the product(Roll 1d100)

Rolling just in case but I do hope >>29472057 counts.

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>>29472057
I think we all know what is gonna happen if this wins the vote
Have this clapping gay man for your success.

Have a gay dude clapping

>>29472112
>>29472132
>>29472099
We should stop while the going is... mediocre...

>>29472057
>>29472099
>>29472112
>>29472132
>>29472190
Time to push some product.

Rolled 96

>>29472057
We convinced him to pay our way out of slavery, right?

>>29472254
Are you some kind of wizard?

You look him dead in the eye for what feels like an eternity. You don't even say a word, you just start into his racist face trying to just break him down.

Both of the officers look to the owner for a minute as well, but then go back to looking at the gun and laughing

"I am gonna get this thing for my kid when this comes out," The Dwarf says still laughing as he tries to dry out his beard.

His partner looks to him and nods. "Yeah, I agree, my kids gonna love this."

Tyreese finally breaks his stare and looks down at the table.

"So sir, how about it?" You look at Tyreese, giving him the toothest grin as you wave a hand to the cops.

"I'll take enough stock for Christmas." Tyreese sputters out.

"Wait, what?" You look back at the store owner who just is looking down at his table.

"You heard me Trog, set me up for enough orders for Christmas." Tyreese responds back

You nod and go back to the car, grabbing a tablet and entering in the order and send it to the factory.

You head back in to get the water gun, but decide to give it to Tyreese. "Here, for your kid."

"Thanks." Tyreese leers out of you, wanting you out of his store now.

You head on out and get back in the car, the Knight Errant officers heading back to their car parked in an alley a couple building down the street.

>Head back to Ares Plaza
>Detour(Specify)

>>29472585
Let's head to the local Ares Armory and try on a brand spankin' new gun!

>>29472671
Why not? While our armaments seem to fit the task for what just happened, it couldn't hurt to get a backup bargaining chip.

>>29472585
To da plaza

>>29472585
Let's do>>29472671 and then head back to the plaza. We'll ask our Mage buddies what kind of tricks they can do when on corp security.

>>29472671
>>29472836
>>29472940
Looks like its time for some gun shopping!

>>29472585
Befriend the cops? Maybe hook them a deal for the super soaker?
Might look good on our report.

>>29472671
>>29472836
I wouldn't mind taking a detour to said Ares Armory. Might even see if they have some Shock gloves as well.

Of course we then have to goes through the process of getting the right licences and all that.

>>29473023
I also wouldn't mind if we stop by the Knight Errant boys. Maybe tell them that when the holidays come around we can get them those and they wouldn't even have to wait in line.

>>29473023
I also like the sound of that idea.

>>29473039
We could just get some Hardliner Gloves, those cost less AND don't require a license to own them.

>>29473023
>>29473134
>>29473167
So should we talk to them later after the trip to the store or before they leave?

>>29473254
Best be right now, because we don't know how we will find them later.

You tap the driver on the shoulder.
"Hey, can we stop at an Ares Gun store on the way back to Ares Plaza."

"Of course sir, I'll take us to one in downtown, they have a rather sizable stock." The driver responds back.

After a drive into downtown you get out in front of the Ares Super Store. Inside you head for the gun section, which once you get there you see this huge selection of Ares weapons, and some smaller third party weapons as well.

>Ares Crusader (Machine Pistol)630¥
>Ares Executive Protector (Submachine Gun) 900¥
>Ares Predator( Heavy Pistol) 315¥
>Other(Specify, this can be any Ares and any non mega-corp made gun, the non mega-corp guns do not have the 10% though )

>>29473344
We could call up the station and ask who the officers who responded to the panic button were, then send the Dwarf the squirt gun as thanks.

>>29473254
I would say right now since it's just a simple thanking them for their help and doing the old Troll charm that we can hook them up for the holidays.

Even if we pay for it a small token can go a long way.

>>29473390
Lets get the Executive Protector, with five clips of ammo.

THEY NEVER EXPECT THE TROG
WITH THE BRIEFCASE!

Shit, I forgot to put how much money you have right now.

>6,400¥


>>29473407
>>29473411
>>29473344
>>29473167
>>29473134
Ok, so after getting a gun you guys wanna go find the cops.

>>29473390
>>Ares Predator( Heavy Pistol) 315¥
That in a good shoulder rig would likely hide pretty nice what with our massive frame.

>>29473487
Almost forgot, let's grab some Hardliner's as well.

>>29473407
True, we can do that.

Also I would say go with the Ares Predator.

>>29473390
Executive Protector. The added briefcase will help with situations like the one we just had with the racist.

>>29473390
I'd say the Ex Protect, with some hardliners thrown in there.

>>29473487
Okay, you sold me on Exec. Protector and the hardliners.

>>29473848
And I didn't even have to imply that you're a racist without saying a word, either!

>>29473712
>>29473630
>>29473544
>>29473541
>>29473513
>>29473487
>>29473411
>>29473407

Ok so
>Ares Executive Protector w/ Briefcase(Submachine Gun) 900¥
>Hardliner Gloves(Which I can find the price to so) 180¥

>Subtotal amount: 1080¥
>Licences: 200¥

>Total:1,200¥

Frank now has 5,200¥ left
---------------------------------------------------------------------

After you cash out at the register you head on out of the Superstore, it is about 3:00p.m so three hours till your Circle Meeting.

You get back in the car and relax for a minute, before realizing, you never properly thanked those officers that saved your skin.

"Driver, can we go to the Knight-Errant Police Station in Tacoma"

"Of course Mr.Dodge." ?The driver nods as he starts up the car and heads for Tacoma, but about half way there you suddenly stop, stuck in bumper to bumper traffic.

Letting out a large sigh you lean back in your seat, who knows how long this is gonna last. Either there is a wreck, or some surprise road work.

>Talk to someone over your Commlink (Specify)
>Talk to the driver
>Take a nap
>Other

>>29474076
How about we talk to Sam about what happened at the store and tell her we might be late getting back because of traffic. I just feel like we should boost our relationship with her.

>>29474076
>Talk to the driver

>>29474076
Send Sam a quick message that we will be a little late due to traffic and that boy do we have a story for her.

After that talk to the Driver. Got to always expand our contacts.

>>29474076
>Talk to Sam
>other
Familiarize ourselves with the purchases and their proper methods of cleaning, maintenance, and use.
Don't actually fire them.

>>29474173
>>29474221
>>29474278
So talk to Sam real quick and then the Driver.

>>29474381
I like this one. Might as well look and figure out our purchase, as well as give Sam the low-down on the sale.

I KNOW THERE'S GOING TO BE SOME RUNNERS HIDING ROUND THE CORNER, AND OH BOY THEY'RE GONNA GET A SCENE FROM COMBAT MAGE: TNG IF I HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT

You send Sam a message over your 'link

>"Stuck in Traffic right now, got a funny story to tell you when I see you."

You lean back over and look at the driver who is looking at the road. Straight at the road, almost dead eye.

"So, do you have a name?" You ask him, and he turns his head slightly.

"Bob sir." You cock your head and push him a bit.

"Just Bob? That's it, come on man really, whats your name?"

"Bob sir." The driver simply responds back.

You lean over and shake your hand slightly in the driver's face. He seems unphased as you obstruct his vision, the car moving slowly with traffic.

Your 'link suddenly chirps with Sam's response

>SAM:"I'ld like to hear it, on coffee break right now so I got a couple minutes. Did you make the sale?"

You are still looking at Bob, and notice how dead and emotionless his face looks right now

You decide to leave him be for a minute and text Sam back.
"I'll tell you when I get back or if its to late, after the Circle meeting if you wanna get drinks."

Sam quickly responds back with a 'Sure', but you look back to the driver.

>Roll 1d100+20

>Go back
>Push forward through traffic

Rolled 16 + 20

>>29474676
> Go back
Keep moving.

Rolled 82 + 20

>>29474676
>>Push forward through traffic

>>29474676
>>Push forward through traffic

>>29474676
Push through.

Rolled 11

>>29474936
Forgot roll for >>29474676

>>29474936
>>29474762
>>29474749
>>29474737
Time to push through then

4vs. 102

You suddenly realizes his skin is synthetic, As are his eyes, and even his hair. That this is just a drone covered in enough synthetic skin to look human.

You lay back in your chair and sigh, pulling your brief case out of the back, opening it and looking for your new gun. It came with two complimentary clips of ammo. .

You examine the weapon from all angles, something that terrified the car next to you. Its a nice gun, so nice you don't notice the horrified person.

After realizing you don't even know how to take apart a gun you put it away and try on the gloves, admiring them for a minute, balling your hands into fist to see how they stretch.

After examining your purchases and putting them back you see that you are back to a normal speed and the GPS says you will be to the Tacoma Knight Errant Station in two minutes. Its about 4:30pm.

>>29475275
Shit forgot them choices

>Head in once you get there
>Turn back around, no time to stop by
>Other

>>29475345
>Head in once you get there

Screw it, we came all this way here, might as well do this shit.

>>29475345
>>29475412
yep

>>29475412
Might as well. Might be good to get on a first name basis with some coppas

>>29475275
>Head in once you get there

>>29475493
As well as see if they have any police physical adepts on the force...

>>29475412
>>29475412
>>29475452
>>29475493
>>29475525
The car pulls up to the Station, a plain three storied building with an old style of architecture, possibly pre-21st century, then again you never did pay much attention to such things in school. As you walk in though, a message comes up to your pan before your 'link has a chance to chirp.

>"Hello citizen, we are rather short-staffed at the moment, to move you through the system faster choose the offense."
>I am...-
>.Reporting
>Visiting
>Turning yourself in
You pick the 'Visiting' option and scroll to the police menu and take a couple minutes to find the cops from earlier. You see that the menu choices says they are in pursuit of a criminal.

It does say you can leave a message so you decide to leave your contact info so they can reach you later along with a thank you for the help earlier. You feel rather let down that they weren't available to talk to in person, but the job of a civil servant is never done. You head back to your car and get back in, the drone turning to look at you.

"Mr. Dodge I need to take you back to Ares Plaza for your Circle meeting. With the traffic you will arrive in an estimated two hours." You roll your eyes and get in the car, getting back into traffic and after two long hours you are back in the Ares Plaza garage, the drone getting out and opening the door for you.

You get out, grabbing your new "toys" heading for the elevator, yawning as you push the button.

>Go to your meeting(It is mandatory for a good worker)
>Ditch
>Other

>>29475899
>Go to your meeting(It is mandatory for a good worker)

Let's not let our company down!

>>29475899
>>Go to your meeting(It is mandatory for a good worker)

It is "mandatory" after all and either way we actually have some stories for the other adepts.

>>29475899
>>Go to your meeting(It is mandatory for a good worker)
>>Other
Let's get some kaf in us. We are going to be hurting without it.

>>29476090
That I can agree with.

>>29475965
>>29475983
>>29476090
>>29476117

Go, but go get coffee first.

You decided you are already late enough as is. They aren't really going to care so you hit the button for your work floor. On arrival everyone there are still some people working, but many of them have gone home by now.

You stop by your Cube, Sam seems to be setting the coffee maker as she is about to leave. She looks up throws up her arms and hugs you, you can tell she is tired because it seems she did it so she wouldn't need to stand on her own.

"So, what's the story? Is it the briefcase?"

>Tell her now
>Later
>Show her what is in the briefcase
>Get that Kaf
>Other

>>29476525
Later

>>29476525
>>Tell her now
>>Get that Kaf
Let her know about our little altercation.

>>29476525
>>29476556
Forgot to add get that kaf

>>29476525
>Tell her
>Get that Kaf

No need to make her worry too much about us, and showing her our major purchase would make her worry, even if she looks cute when she fears for us. At most, show her the hardliners, but scoot to the circle meeting after that.

>>29476525
Tell part of the story and if she wants to hear the rest she will have to have that drink with us.

Get that Kaf

>>29476525
>>29476745
Yeah, I'll agree with this, leave out the fact that it's an executive protector, focus on Tyreese.

>>29476591
>>29476593
>>29476745
>>29476760
>>29476804
OK telling her now, and getting some Kaf

You set the coffee maker to make a couple cups, and you move to lean on your desk. With a smile you start your story for the tired Sam, who collapses into her seat.

"Well it all started when I got to the toy store, you see me, being the huge, hulking, and dull troll I am bring in the water gun I was gonna sell. Now this dude freaked out seeing what from the distance looked like a real gun!
Now here is where you are gonna laugh, never being stuck in this situation I drop the thing and try to tell him its fake, but he pulls a freaking gun on me." Sam's eyes start to widen at the mention of a gun, but you continue.

"So here I am backing out of the store when this dwarf with Knight-Errant tries to charge me down, now he is only just pushing me back into the store, which until he see's the cops panics him more, but when things start getting intense the other cop grabs the water gun, realizing what it is and fires it at his partner."

At this point, Sam is about to go into fits of laughter, you still continue with a smile on your face as well.

"So after the police find out what is going on, I approach the counter trying to play it all off, when this store owner starts trying to push me out, calling me a trog and acting just like an old ignorant man, when I give him the old dead eye. And, I'll tell you, I will tell you after giving him that dead eye for a good five minutes he relents and not only buys stock for a week he buys enough stock for Christmas!"

Sam's eyes are widening even more and she finally speaks "Are you serious?"

You just nod back, now pouring yourself some Kaf, "Yep."

She smiles and cheers. "Niceee! Maybe they'll at least give you a properly sized apartment now, I've been in there, you look like some teenager stuck in a kid's room."
You both laugh about it, but you check the clock in the corner of your PAN 6:45p.m

>Keep Talking
>Head out.

Rolled 19

>>29477311
"Well, I better go, thanks for the kaf!" Grab kaf and run.

>>29477311
Show her the new gloves, then head off to the circle meet. Mention "my new little equalizer" to her, then book it on down.

>>29477311
>Head out.

Maybe say that if she is up to it she can tell us about her day over a drink.

>>29477311
>Head out

I wonder if that one place we went to that had the ribs will still be open when we get out.

>>29477551
This seems good, as we keep her from worrying that white hooded racists might kidnap us by admitting we bought a little something in case bad shit goes down.

>>29477311
>>Head out.
oh boy, wonder if we'll catch shit for being late

>>29477514
>>29477551
>>29477563
Ok we gonna head out. The next post will be the last for tonight. I have am driving someone to a doctor's appointment in seven hours.and need this thing people keep telling me is call sleep. Shit sounds weak as hell.

Rolled 5

>>29477931
"Hey, where is everyone? I'm not early am I?"

So as you get up, you remember something real quick and pull some out some hardliner gloves out of your pocket and put them on to show Sam.

She looks them over, somewhat confused as to what they are. "What are they?"

You chuckle a bit and try to act all 'all knowingly' "They are Hardliner gloves and lets say they help me pack a couple more to my punch" You throw some fake jabs and she just shakes her head and laugh. "Yeah, like you need more punching power. Now go to that meeting you are probably super late for." You nod and grab your kaf, making it to the elevator, you push the button to go to one of the top floors of the building and after the doors open you briskly jog to the meeting room, sipping your Kaf and upon opening the doors, you cock your head quizzically.

There are only two people here. Both of them with heavy magic signatures. You lean in to the door and look around, nope. You three are the only ones here. You then shuffle in and look back to them. "Is the meeting over?"

Neither of them look at you, but one of them does respond, "Sort of, everyone went out for drinks. We stayed behind so you had a ride to the bar. One of them gets up and walks towards you, though you can't see his face from under his hood, but you do see his hand as he stretches it out. It, its covered in bugs.

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Have a good night guys, thanks for reading. Hope you guys like cliffhangers for dessert!

>>29478084
OH SHIT BUGS

>>29478084
BUGS!!

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>>29478084
Something important I need to know before next session...

Did we bring the briefcase with us?

>>29478189
Yes, what good company man would forget his briefcase?

>>29478084
Do you have a twitter or any kind of scheduling system? Because I just got lucky today.

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>>29478232
Dis gon be GUD

>>29478084
>BUGS

Yeah this is either "OH SHIT" territory or completely normal.

>>29478314
This is completely OH SHIT territory. Basically, mages who have a bug for a totem are the kind of crazy that the elder gods try to find in their followers. This is compounded by the fact that Ares is the biggest anti-bug corp in the setting, so much so that they nuked Chicago to stop them.

>>29478427
Basically, Insect Shamans are cultists, and the Insect Spirits they worship are Cthulhu.

>>29478427
>>29478472
I take it's going to be hard to take them guys down?

>>29478238
I don't care for Twitter to much. I can get one if you guys want but my schedule is:

Sunday: 5pm-12am
Tuesday: 5pm-12am
Friday:5pm-12am
Saturday:5pm-12am

>>29478758
At least I TRY to make it for 5. And unfortunately I just realized I won't be available to do Tuesday, I am gonna try for Thursday night.

>>29478652
Well, when fighting them, remember the phrase "Geek the Mage First". They'll be bastards to deal with from a distance. Thankfully, we have a brand new toy to show them!

>>29478652
No, the spirits that they might hypothetically summon would be hard to take down. These chaps, though, are just regular flesh and bone.

Oh, also, we really need to get stick-n-shock for our gun. Less-lethal is always preferable, and a micro-tazer will drop a man just as easily - or even easier than - a bullet.