>Sparkle took the hat from Rena to do some research leaving Rena with one less hat in her collection. Truly this is a dark day for Rena.
NOOOOOOOOOO.

Rolled 16

>>29538122
We must rescue the hat.

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>Our hero now finds herself shopping after having all of her food eaten by Sparkle who had lost all of her powers for an hour.
>She is facing the most difficult decision of her entire life.

Hmm... They have frozen burritos that are three for a buck...
But they also have frozen lasagna on sale...
Man, I hate it when they have a bunch of sales. I never know what to get.

>>29538122
Lament the fact that bridgette didn't get to see us in the hat.

Rolled 3

>>29538163
Buy both, you have the money you flattie.

ALSO BEHIND YOU THERE IS SUPER COOKIE MAN

>>29538163
Can't you just get both? You're RICH!

>>29538163
Rena you have a zillion fucking dollars just buy both

rena, you're rich remember, you can get BOTH.

>>29538163
MM will be mad at you for buying that stuff, buy healthy stuff.

Also are you keeping up with your training

>>29538163
NO TIME TO BE FRUGAL, RENA
BUY EVERYTHING

>>29538163
Get both, you're growing girl, you need to eat properly.
Also you can afford it, right?

Rolled 5

>>29538208
But healthy stuff requires cooking and Rena's cooking could probably awaken the dead to make them vomit.

>>29538163
Rena! Buy some flour and yeast and other bread-y stuff. So you can bake things for Bridgetter!

Also you should grab burritos because they're amazing. Besides, Bridgette has much better lasagna

>>29538163
Do they have falafel chips on sale? Because those things are addictive but good for you.

Otherwise buy frozen burritos.

>>29538163
GET THE BURRITOS
TRUST ME WAY BETTER DEAL

>>29538163
Buy real food
Bridgette will get mad if you keep reading

>ratedazt turbine

>>29538163
Get both, you filthy hog-woman.

>>29538208
>>29538243
Rena could get herself a cookbook, but with her luck she'd end up with Miskatonic University edition.

>>29538163
You can't buy the frozen lasagna. It'd be like... like cheating on MM.

>>29538163
Buy some real food.

Rolled 2

>>29538163

Burritos.

Spicy In, Spicy Out.

>>29538163
You're rich. Buy them all.

>>29538163
Buy some real damn food.

Rolled 6

>>29538307
>Rena could get herself a cookbook, but with her luck she'd end up with Miskatonic University edition.
Hey, cooking with Cthulhu got excellent reviews.

>>29538258
yeah, that's the issue, Rena could totally bake things
while people normally bake to make food

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Haha, oh yeah. I'm filthy rich. I think I have like $1,600 in my back pocket right now.
I'm gonna by all the things. Except lasagna. Bridgette's got that covered. Oh man I should totally see if she'll cook some for me. I can get all the stuff for it while I'm here.

>Rena buys dozens of burritos and a bunch of fruits and vegetables. They're easy to cook with. Hell, sometimes they don't even require cooking. She also nabs some flour and other baking goods. Maybe she'll try and bake some things herself for her friends.
>As she leaves to go pay for everything she hears something from behind that stops her in her tracks.

???: "Re~Na~"

Oh god.
I know that voice.
Should I...
Should I just pretend I didn't hear her?

>>29538163

Get whatever you want, but be sure to buy some packets of berries, such as blueberries and raspberries.

They're great snack food, makes you feel great, and are packed with antioxidants! What's an antioxidant? I don't know, but the doctors say they're good for you.

>>29538163
Buy the Easy Bake (tm) oven. You can cook with it and you won't fuck it up probably and it will be adorable especially when you get back the magical top hat!

>>29538352
To the checkout. Spit-spot, now!

>>29538352
SUPER COOKIE MAN IS THAT YO- oh it's monster master
OH CRAP IT'S MONSTER MASTER

Yes this is exactly what you should say.

Rolled 1

>>29538352
>Should I just pretend I didn't hear her?
That would be impolite.

Now great Monster Master.

>>29538352
Abscond

Rena, check the butcher's counter. Maybe buy some blood? I mean, human blood smelled good, so meat bold must be awesome

>>29538352
MM+?
RUN RENA, RUN!

>>29538352
Activate the Tom Duboise YOU CAN'T HAVE MY BOOTY defensive maneuver.

>>29538352
I don't know, is it a coworker? Queen? Cynthia?

I can't tell you what do if I lack info.

You can bolt if you want to I guess.

>>29538352
Turn back and waaave. Be polite.

>>29538163
Get both, then buy a larger freezer to hold them, then buy a hero lair to hold the freezer. You can afford it.

OH! And look for the nearest 'job lot' place! Usually they have shelf-stable Indian food for $2 per box - it's cheap, tasty, AND relatively healthy! That's what I do.

>>29538307
A Miskatonic University cookbook would be amazing. Buy one of those, too!

>>29538352
"OH NO! YOU!
... Wait, I'm immune to your bites now.
Hey, MM+, how are you?"

>>29538352
make nice, she's been missing for a long time.

>>29538352
talk to her don't be mean

>>29538352
>???: "Re~Na~"
Ara ara~ WITH REVENGEANCE

>>29538352
Flee!

>>29538352

Make a mental note to check if the Lab could whip up some appliance doo-hicky that could make proper food if fed the right ingredients.

And then mentally check out and murmur pleasantries to MM+ while you both check out.

>>29538352
"I'm off-duty."

>>29538352
That would be super rude! You should at least give her a chance to prove she's still bonkers before fleeing.

>>29538163
Dude, you told Bridgette you'd practice cooking

>>29538352
Act like those apples are REALLY interesting.

>>29538352
No one clan should have all that "ara~"

Say hi. Smile. Be polite. Be nice. Don't provoke her.

>>29538366
That would be adorable, but we got monsters to deal with.

>>29538352
>Should I just pretend I didn't hear her?
Hell no! You're le... um.. bffs with her sister and one of your other friends is dating her brother, you can't just ignore her!
Greet her nonchalantly, try not to drop spaghetti.

>>29538352
You're a hero Rena. What would a hero do?

>>29538352
It's too late, she already has you. But you're off duty so it should be fine. Check out what she's buying.

>>29538449
you're also Rena. What would Rena do?

Hide under your bed?

Rolled 8

>>29538352
Throw an apple at her

>>29538431
yes, something like this.

>>29538352
Say, "Yes~?"

>>29538448
>one of your other friends is dating her brother
Said friend also once toyed with her heart to win a fight.

>>29538352
Just smile and wave, girl, smile and wave.

>>29538484
once. THAT WE KNOW OF.

>>29538484
Said friend is in the time-out box and should think about what she did.

>>29538484
MM+ x MGS x MMA when?

>>29538352
Oh boy, I guess it's time for Ara Ara~ 2: Electric Boogaloo

>>29538352
SO IT BEGINS.

Curl up in a defensive position and hope for the best.

>>29538352
Ask her how her therapy went.

Guys.


Maybe she's reformed now.

>>29538569
image swap bug?

>>29538569
Throw a rock.

>>29538569
I feel like that wasn't the picture you wanted
but it's strangely appropriate

>>29538569
... Okay, we lost that picture. Fuck.

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"Hahaha... Heyyyyyy Cynthia... How's it going?"

>Rena turns around and sees Cynthia. For the first time ever the girl is in casual clothing and her hair is cut shorter than before.

C: "My my, Rena~ It's been so long~ A few weeks, hmm? What a coincidence that we would run into each other here. I was just doing some shopping for my new evil lair."

"Hahaha. Yeah. I'm just uh... Shopping. For food. To eat."

C: "I see~ Perhaps the two of us can do a bit of shopping together~? Maybe catch up a bit? I'd really love to hear how you've been doing since I took my little vacation."

Nnnnnnnnn....
She keeps looking at me like she wants to eat me...
And she kidnapped Kitty...

>>29538569
GO SHOPPING WITH HER.
She's family of a friend and is thus a friend of the family.

>>29538569
>don't know if that's deliberate or if it's just the best image 4chan Image swap I've ever

Namefagging briefly just to mention that I've made an ebook of Hero Quest, and the download link will be in this pastebin: http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>29538608
I reiterate: Throw a rock, and flee.

>>29538608
Don't go shopping with her! You don't need to actually like your future in laws!

>>29538608
No! Don't do it! It's a trap!

Well probably not, but you still have no reason to trust her. Perhaps you could have a chat in a public place, but that's about it.

Rolled 11

>>29538608

Of course go shopping with her and when she least expect it... err... grab something to eat with her?

>>29538608
Ask her how her vacation was

>>29538608
Did her titties get bigger?

>>29538610
>>29538608
GO SHOPPING

>>29538608
looks sane enough
shop with her
catch up on old times
ask for permission to marry her sister

>>29538608
Um, play nice with her since she's practically family at this point?

Ask her how the vacation went to see if she still wants to eat us alive or something.

>>29538608
OH GOSH MOOOOOOOOOOOOE~
GO SHOPPING WITH HER, RENA

>>29538608
Well, you're kind of caught now, maybe she's...improved? You can't get away in the store anyway, why not shop with her and see how it goes?

Rolled 13

>>29538608

Heros cannot refuse~

Rolled 8

>>29538569
Why other? We could catch up and talk about how MG is dating mma

>>29538638

Nah, she's just pushing them up with her arm.

>>29538608
She doesn't have a snaketail right now

That's gotta mean something, right?

>>29538608
Well she's not in a monsterous form, so perhaps she's off duty today as well? It'll be fine, Rena. Go with her.

In fact, see if you can take her to a petshop. Then she can get her own cat.

>>29538608
Politely decline.

>>29538608
Compliment her casual attire. Be nice and shop with her. She seems to have mellowed out, so we should play nice for now.

>>29538608
Sure!
We're both out of uniform, after all, and if she eats you we always have ROCK.

And then, while shopping, try to guilt her for kidnapping kitty.

>>29538638
I see you have your priorities in order, anon.

>>29538608
I think she got a haircut. Compliment the haircut and cute clothes, hope that distracts her from our precious bodily fluids.

>>29538569
Best image swap bar none

>>29538682
This.

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>>29538613
OK, just for the record, THIS is the image that got swapped in accidently.
~absolutely amazing~

>>29538683

In a world of flat chests, Cynthia is a breath of fresh air.

>>29538702
So where'd the picture come form in the first place?

>>29538705
I don't think inflating those funbags could be done in just one breath.

>>29538569
"Yea, ok.
I'm immune to your bites now, so that's good. Sparkle is dating your brother - I guess being around her keeps him sane or something?
Your parents visited - I dunno if they're still here or not though."

>>29538720
some other place on 4chan, which now will be very confused with a picture of ara ara~

>>29538608
Shopping is the only semi-bearable activity you've ever done with her. It COULD be a way to, I don't know, come to a mutually beneficial understanding.

>>29538705
squeak something non commital.

Be unsure if your inability to vocalise is because Cynthia is terrifying or because of dat rack

>>29538720
>>>/an/ I guess?

>>29538608
Part of being a Hero is giving out as many second chances as it takes.

>>29538720
Whereever it came from, they're very confused by a picture of Cynthia in her pwetty dress right now.

>>29538790
To get them reformed or yourself killed?

>>29538847
yes

>>29538847

Better to die a hero than to live long enough to become a villain.

>>29538847
Yep. Or else become Anti-hero Mk. II

>>29538847
Death is already a occupational hazard regardless of how you go about your day.

Best to at least try and make nice because more friends equal less enemies.

>>29538608
Flatly say "You kidnapped Kitty."

>>29538864
To be fair, Rena's naturally good at choosing actions that will result in getting herself killed.

So she might as well give out second chances like candy while she's at it.

>>29538893
>Flatly say "You kidnapped Kitty."
But there IS this. There's villainous and there's crossing the line.

Of course, she didn't actually HARM kitty.

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"Ahahahahaha... Yeah... Sure... Why not..."

I am not comfortable with this...

>>29538638
What? I don't know. I don't stare at people's boobs. That's so rude.

C: "Great~ Come, I need to grab a little of everything."

>The two of them shop together. As they go through the different aisles, with Cynthia pausing every once in a while to grab something, she begins talking to Rena. Rena can do little but nod as Cynthia tells her of how she left after their 'little get together' to try and improve herself.

C: "It was difficult... I'm not sure if you know this, Rena, but my family... We're not like others. We have the blood of Monsters running through us. Sometimes... We get a little unhinged. And I think it's because I used mine too much... Got too into the mindset of a monster. I'm really not a bad person... You don't think I'm a bad person, do you?"

"Hahaha, noooo. Course not."

Yes.

C: "Mmm... My dear little sister made me realize this. So I needed to leave. Spend a few days just... Being me. And I'm feeling a lot better now. So you don't have to worry about me wanting to make you into my sexy vampire thrall anymore~"

"Hahaha..... Well, that's good. I guess."

C: "I just wish big brother could have seen it before I did... He's the Monster Marauder. He's probably stronger than Mother but he's... Well, he's not well. Keeps to himself now, though."

"Oh. He lives here."

C: "Hmm?"

"He lives in the city. He's dating Sparkle."

>>29538682
>>29538893
This needs to come up eventually.

>>29538925
>"He lives in the city. He's dating Sparkle."
What have you done

>>29538925
Oh fuuuuck. Some sibling rivalry over MGS incoming.

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>>29538925
C: "Excuse me?"

>>29538925
>C: "Hmm?"
>
>"He lives in the city. He's dating Sparkle."
oh.

oh dear.


I'm sure Cynthia will take this grace and gentle good humor.

>>29538925
it'shappening.jpg

>>29538925
You've doomed us all, Rena.

>>29538925
Man, if only Rena was awake for it, we could tell MM+ about the picnic. Ah well!

>>29538966
dis gon' be good.

>>29538966

SNAKE EYES.

IT'S HAPPENING.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY

>>29538966
"Well, he lives outside the city. But that's their business, don't you think?"
And then quickly change subjects to a good deal on the first thing you see.

>>29538966
PLAINTIVE HAND GESTURES
"Everything is all right! all your family are getting along and nobody is fighting!"

>>29538966
RENA, WHAT HAVE YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE?
PANIC.

>>29538966
Gush about how cute they are together.

>>29538966
Prepare ourselves for a messy and painful death.

"Um, they're a pretty cute couple? Oh, and you're family got together for a fun reunion, and I got to meet your parents since Bridgette brought me along."

>>29538966
That...doesn't look good.

Rolled 9

>>29538966
Oh crap Oh crap

Call Bridgette ASAP

>>29538925
WHY DID YOU TELL HER THAT

Rolled 19

>>29538966
PANIC

>>29539003
THIS. Definitely this.

>>29539009
This. Maybe tell them about the sporting event they won.

>>29538966
The best part is, either of the two could cause this reaction on their own (Marauder for being a threat to Bridgette, MGS for past shenanigans). Rena's double-fucked!

>>29538966

This! >>29539003
It's so good to see Sparkle finally brightening up! And Marauder was so cute when he asked for her signature!

>>29538983
>>29539003
"It is like the first time I have seen Sparkle with an actual smile like, ever

Of course, she's usually bailing me out of some horrible horrible mess I've caused whenever we meet."

Rolled 2

>>29539003

yes

>>29539003
supporting.

more fuel for the flames.

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>>29538966
Oh god it's happening

>>29539009
>>29539046
Seconding these. Damnit, Rena.

>>29538966
"Uhhh, apparently they went on a date. They teamed up for that sports day thing and won a vacation together, even! They seem pretty serious maybe."

>>29538966
Ask her what's wrong. Is Sparkle her arch?

Rolled 6

>>29539080
They have an history together if you remember the flashback thread.

>>29538966
"It's adorable! They're both normally confident - or homicidal - but around each other they're so shy! "

>>29539127
rena doesn't remember the flashback thread

The fact that Rena is such a fuck up that /tg/ giving her advice is an improvement is rather astounding.

>>29539080
more like sibling rivalry really.

either that or she doesn't want anyone with her oniichan~

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>>29538608
GOD! That is too cute~.

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"Uhm... Well... They uh... Look really cute together! And they even teamed up for the Hero/Villain Field Day and won! Magical Girl Sparkle looked so happy to win that vacation trip with him and they seem really good!"

C: "I see... Well, I think I have what I need. I'll see you later, Rena."

>Monster Master walks out the supermarket.

...
She just walked through the door. And she didn't even pay for those things...

I don't even know what I did wrong this time!

>>29539142
It's a Larro quest

Rolled 14

>>29539003

PERFECT

>>29539171
Quick! Contact MGS and ask her about this!

Rolled 19

>>29539171
>I don't even know what I did wrong this time!
Pay for her things and call Bridgette NOW.

>>29539171
wave goodbye
"Have a nice day?"

pay for the things she stole.

>>29539171
Tail her from the rooftops!

>>29539171
Cover her shopping

>>29538966
Oh fuck!

>>29539171
She was just so happy about the prices.

>>29539171
"...wait a second..."

>>29539171
...We're going to need to follow her. She just transformed into a monster again, and that expression did -not- bode well. Might as well get Sparkle on the line and see if she can help us in case things get messy.

>>29539171
Well, figure it out. It obviously has to do with Sparkle and/or her brother.

Call Bridgette. She might know.

>>29539171
Just go ask her sister. MM probably knows!

>>29539171
Call sparkle!

>>29539171
Call up MGS, see if she's wearing DWE's hat.

>>29539171

Probably remembered she left the stove on at home.

Continue shopping and go about your day. Call up MGS and talk about who you ran into!

>>29539198
This.
And then call MGS.

>>29539171
Call Sparkle and warn her holy shit warn her.

Rolled 7

>>29539171
Hero mode activate! She shoplifted and we need to stop her.

>>29539171
Call the police, Rena! She commuted a normal crime and it's your responsibility to report it!
Then finish shopping and see if Bridgette will make lasagna like you wanted.

>>29539171
Call Bridgette and ask her what the fuck. Then call Sparkle.

>>29539171
Call Bridgette

Why Cynthia

Why must you cause suffering every single time you appear

>>29539171
She's a villain, of course she steals her groceries. It's just what they do. Call Sparkle and ask her if she has history with Monster Master.

>>29539171
Call Sparkle and tell her what happened. Isnt she her arch enemy or something?

>>29539171
Pay for her and call up Bridgette and Sparkle to ask for info and warn.

>>29539171
Call Sparkle, let her know you just met MM+ and she's acting odd.
Pay for MM+'s goods and the door, no need to start Villain alert over her forgetfullnes.

>>29539171
Pay, then chase after her!
"Yea. Turns out he's a huge magical girl buff, and I guess her magical girl aura thing helps him stay sane? I dunno how it works, but he can actually talk and not murder people and stuff now.
They have a lot in common; tragic histories they can cry over together, an inability to fit in with society, and that sort of thing.
They don't even have to worry about dying on each other (or killing each other), which I guess made them think they would never be able to love or something?

It's good they got together. Like, super-good. For [b]everybody[/b]. As-in, I'm not going to let you go until I'm sure you're not going to mess it up for them."

>>29539171

>>29539277
This is, of course, the best response.

>>29539171
Call Bridgette to see if she knows what this is about and tell her her sister is back.

>>29539271
yeah, tail her. As discreetly as you can manage... like when you tailed MGS to her rendevous with MM++.

You owe MGS big-time.

>>29539171
Throw a handful of CASH at the closest cashier to pay for the damages and go after her to find out what's up. She seems really upset and might do something dumb and you're a Hero, Rena. It's your duty. Also she's your best friend's family.

>>29539307
>best friend's
Best Enemy

>>29539329
best frenemy?

>>29539346

God do I hate that word.

>>29539171
Call up Bridgette and Sparkle.

>>29539356
It seems to apply, though.

>>29539171
inform Sparkle

NOW

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>Rena quickly pays for her own groceries along with Cynthia's. And for damages to the door...
>She tails Cynthia who is slowly walked away from the supermarket. As she follows her she calls up Magical Girl Sparkle.

MGS: "Rena? What happened this time?"

"Nothing! It's just... Do you have a history with Monster Master?"

MGS: "The big sister? Ha, yeah. Back when I just started she was my first enemy. I kinda teased her a bit. Then she declared me as her Arch for a while and I kept kicking her butt. She was kinda cute back then. Why do you ask?"

"Well I think she may have found out you're dating her brother and is on her way over..."

MGS: "Oh. Well, let her come. She can't really beat me in battle. Oh... Wait, Benjamin is here... That might upset him. Rena, can you do me a big favor and calm her down or something? I really don't want to upset Ben."

"I'll try..."

MGS: "Great, thanks."

>Magical Girl Sparkle hangs up.

Oh boy...
How do I calm down an enraged Cynthia?

>>29539403
seduce her

>>29539403
TAKE HER TO A PET STORE TO GET HER OWN KITTY
GIRLS LOVE KITTIES
THIS CAN'T POSSIBLY END BADLY

>>29539403
Rena, we always knew that it would come to this.

Go grab a revealing outfit from home and try to seduce MM+. It's the only way to stop her.

>>29539403
uh
uh
uh
shit
talk to her about...
monsters?

>>29539403
Hmmm.....
HHMMMMMMMMM...
I honestly got nothing. You're on your own, Rena, good luck!

Rolled 10

>>29539403
>How do I calm down an enraged Cynthia?
Call Bridgette or seduce MM+

>>29539403
Um, invite her clothes shopping? It worked that one time she was trying to kill you...

>>29539403
Umm, the easiest way would be to promise her a favor, but...

>>29539397
It really doesn't because there isn't any genuine malice in their relationship. Their status as enemy is entirely a punch-clock thing. They're best friends for real and enemies on the job. There isn't a single label to encompass their entire dynamic.

>>29539403
ice cream?

Also, ask Bridgette if ice cream is good for eldritch entities to have, and if not what the best substitute would be

>>29539403
She said something about wanting to make us a sexy vampire thrall, right? Maybe try to distract her with a sexy vampire outfit!

>>29539403
>Throw a rock

>>29539403
Summon Mecha Maid. Invite MM to a picnic.

>>29539403
SEDUCE CYNTHIA, SHE'S PROBABLY LIKE BRIDGETTE BUT OLDER

>>29539403
Follow Cynthia while calling Bridgette and asking her for advice, of course!

>>29539421
Or a puppy. Or a bird. Maybe she wants a pet snake? Get her to buy a pet.

>>29539403
Please call Bridgette. Please. Pls Rena.

>>29539403
Promise her a favor?

>>29539403
Call Bridgette.

>>29539403
Run and catch up with Cynthia!
Say that shopping was so fun, you want to hang out some more. Maybe we could go to some restaurant or something. We'll pay.

>>29539451
it is a bit like the fox and the hound

>>29539421
This. Get her her own pet.

>>29539403
Throw cats at her.

QOTW should know where to get them in bulk.

>>29539403
Offer to taste each others blood. Just a drop.

Also, thank her for the awesome power of rock throwing vampire arms.

>>29539403
Start chasing her and call bridget

>>29539403
Ask Cynthea to show you around town. Because I seriously doubt you actually know the sights around town.

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>>29539421

>TAKE HER TO A PET STORE TO GET HER OWN KITTY

No need, Rena already has one she could play with.

>>29539464
>>29539420
>>29539423
>>29539435
>>29539456
>seduce her
That's silly, girls can't love girls.

>>29539403
Say "Ara~ ara~ What is such a lovely lady doing with such an upset look on her face?"

Gotta break the ice, you know?

>>29539403
Try to act villainous in front of her! Maybe the shock would draw her attention.

>>29539488
we don't have to mean it anon

>>29539403
Call Bridgette. Tell Cynthia her sister wants to see her.

Rolled 17

>>29539403
Tell her about how MM introduced us to her parents, and how even her parents approve of the relationship.

>>29539403
Give her a giant hug, the squeeziest and huggiest hug you've ever hugged rena, hugs fix everything.

>>29539488
The fact that Rena can't into seduction is probably more of a pressing issue

>>29539403
>dat pre-PTSD MGS
>dat trollface

But yeah, call Bridgette.

Rolled 13

>>29539488
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bI9hgp32-f0

>>29539403
Call Bridgette and ask what the best way to calm down her sister is.

Go after Cynthia regardless. Leave your groceries at checkout, say to put them back for now, you gotta go do something.

>>29539403
See if Bridgette has any ideas.

>>29539403
Oh! Let's try to throw her a house warming party for her new lair!

>>29539498
Well obviously it wouldn't work anyway, since MM+ isn't into girls. Also what >>29539518
said.

>>29539403

Perhaps try to appeal to her sense of family? If her brother is making real progress in acclimating to society and becoming a real person, then nobody in her family would tolerate anyone jeopardizing that. And it wouldn't be too much of a stretch to imagine their disappointment and shame of having one of their own doing that in the first place, especially not Bridgette.

>>29539403
Ooooh, maybe we could ask her when the last time she had a showdown with a hero. If she thinks she might be a bit rusty we could help her lubricate.

>>29539513
>hugs fix everything.
that's another character
in another quest

>>29539538
This. Call Bridgette and we can go over there with Robo-Maid.

>>29539403
Run up to her and activate super crying powers, begging her not to do anything bad.

>>29539541
>MM+ not into girls

Might want to reread that bit about her giving into the urge to kiss Sparkle.

>>29539538
That works. Call Bridgette and do this.

>>29539403
Don't bother trying to calm her down. Instead, impress on her how IMPORTANT it is that this work out.
Play up the angles, like 'remember how MMA went so nuts he tried to kill you and your sister? Being with MGS is keeping him sane. What do you think will happen if you screw that up?'

>>29539576
I'm appealing to Rena's line of thinking, okay? This is what she believes.

>>29539576
Or all her Rena teasing.

Poor MM+, she just wants a hero to call her own.

>>29539564
What's the politically correct term for an eldritch horror?

People of Eldritch Descent?

>>29539538
Seconding. Let's try to get MM+'s friends there too! She has friends, right?

>>29539600
It'd be pointless to convince her without even circumstantial evidence, much less proof, after all.

>>29539630
Haha. Cold.

>>29539538
that seems a fair enough idea.

>>29539403
Oh god I remember that now

Fffffuuuuckkk

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No, I can do this without Bridgette! I can solve problems too, you know!

"Wait, Cynthia! Wait!"

C: "Rena, do not get in my way or I -will- bite you again..." She growls at the poor girl. Rena, however, does not cower this time.

"I'm not getting in your way over anything! It's just... Well, you just got back so I was thinking we could go shopping a bit more and hang out. Hey, maybe we can go clothes shopping! I could really use a new outfit and I know your sister would like a little gift to uhm... Commemorate your return."

>Cynthia seems to calm down at that. Her fangs vanish and her tail turns back into normal legs.

C: "... That would be nice. Oh, I could use some new clothes. And you've had the same outfit since forever. But... I wanna be able to pick whatever outfit I want for you and dress you up~ If not then no deal."

>>29539541
She might have been, but Sparkle kind of scorned her

>>29539738
"Uh... okay? As long as it goes with a top hat."

Rolled 18

>>29539738

Meido outfits?

Meido outfits.

>>29539738
Take the deal, WE CAN GET RENA NEW OUTFITS!

>>29539738
Ask to do the same with her. Fair's fair.

>>29539738
>I wanna be able to pick whatever outfit I want for you and dress you up~ If not then no deal."
this seems like a small price to pay.

I'm sure absolutely nothing can go wrong.

>>29539738
Uuuuuh
Ask if maybe you can veto them? Oh god, call Bridgette for backup immediately?

>>29539738
Just go along with it

It can't be worse than the maid outfit

...Can it?

>>29539738
... No underwear, and you have a deal.

>>29539738
"Ara~"

Rolled 15

>>29539738
Can't disagree with that.

>>29539738
agree
>>29539760
but we get a top hat

>>29539738
I'm pretty sure that this can only end well.

>>29539760
This... is... genius.

That is what I call forward planning, anon. I approve.

>>29539738
Okay, just go along with it. It's a small price to pay.

She's probably going to put you in a bikini or a maid outfit or something. Expect frills.

>>29539738
Go along with it.

Rena, I am sorry, but you are fictitious, and I wish to be amused.

>>29539616
MM got better once she befriended Rena.
MMA calmed down after meeting Sparkle.
C'mon, ever Rena could figure out that MM+ needs Hero to call her own.
The question is who's it gonna be

>>29539809
We already have a top hat.

>>29539738
Say yes. Just think of how we are doing this for Sparkle, and all the good stuff she's done for us!

>>29539738

Only if I get a hat.

>>29539809
>>29539833
We know. We're asking MM+ to pick something that will look good with it. We aren't asking her to pick out a tophat.

>>29539814
wrong gender, anon.

Rena could REALLY rock a nicely tailored suit. It would go well with a top hat.

And it may actually cause Bridgette to bleed out.

>>29539738
Yeah, let's get something more superhero-ey! Wait, we can transfer our uniform upgrades to a new outfit, right?

>>29539760
The magical girl hat comes with its own outfit.

>>29539738
"Okay... and maybe we could talk about stuff a little more. Talking about your problems helps, you know. That's part of why I like Kitty so much, he listens to my problems."

Haha! Inroad into her personal drama backed by a subtle guilt-trip! Nobody could resist!

>>29539738
Ok. Do it.
Make sure to take pics for MM. I'm sure she'd love to see them.

>>29539760
Gentlemen, we do this for the hats and the good of mankind. Our deaths shall not be in vain.

>>29539738
...I do this thing for the good of our people

>>29539738
reluctantly agree.

>>29539821
What? We're the fictitious one's. We're just voices that sit in people's heads and give bad advice..

>>29539833
Sparkle has it atm and we can own more than one

>>29539827
The Dark Stranger seems timid and tease-able enough to entice MM+, or Chet to challenge her at every turn. Or Anti-Hero, if we wanted to go full on crazy couple.

Though ever since the MGS incident, she might be more into things she knows she cant have.

>>29539872
This sounds like a decent idea.

>>29539827
Chet?
Robomaid?
[Spoiler]antihero?[/spoiler]

>>29539738
"Deal!"
Pat yourself on the back, Rena, situation defused and you get fashion advice as a bonus. Because let's face it you can't into fashion.

>>29539902
We do have other hats, though.

>>29539904
Dark Stranger is the asshole villain. You meant Shadow Man.

>>29539738
Insist that we can pick out whatever outfits we want for her, too. Fair is fair.

>>29539904
>AH
Dear fucking god.

>>29539963
THIS.

>>29539946
We already have more maid outfits than we know what to do with, so thats out.

Now all we need is a pinstripe suit for our Mobster hat and a Chinese dress for our Chinese zombie hat.

>>29539962
That I do. I always get their names mixed up.

>>29539889
We're already dead. This is hell.
And that's out only way of interacting with the world of living.

>>29539738
If you get to pick one for me it's only fair that i get to pick one for you as well

>>29539878
>mental image of Rena sporting biggest Commissar hat this side of galaxy ever seen

>>29540079
Larro desperately needs to draw this.

>>29540079
"Ara ara~! So heretical!"

Writing/drawing the next update.

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So... Anybody else think Rena's going to be knocked unconscious before the end of this chapter?

>>29540409
Naaah, seems unlikely.

>>29540409
She's too dense for head trauma to do much.

>>29540409
as per the usual? i dunno, maybe larro will try to change it up

>>29540409
It'd be fun to play as MM+ for a bit.

>>29540443
So instead Rena knocks somebody else unconscious?

>>29540409
Like a Hardy Boys novel.

>>29540470
No, Rena does that to whatever random villain we're fighting.
I say we need to take control of the next villain, and then get knocked unconscious by Rena to really mix things up..

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"Fine, but I get to pick an outfit for you after that."

>Her offer seems to take Cynthia by surprise but her shock only lasts a moment. She quickly recovers and smiles a big smile filled with average not spiky teeth.

C: "Sounds fair~ Let's go, Re~na~."

Oh god.
Why is this family so difficult to deal with!?
====================================

>A few minutes later Rena finds herself in a changing room wearing little more than a tophat and her underwear.

This isn't even a good hat. It's not worth it when you didn't win it yourself.

>Cynythia steps in, wrapping her arms around Rena.

C: "You know, you can't fool me. I know exactly why you asked me to go shopping."

"You do?"

C: "Of course. I'm not easy to fool, Rena. I let my emotions get the best of me... Again. So you tried to calm me down. And it worked! I'm still a bit upset but I don't feel like murdering anyone now. You have such a calming aura about you, Rena~ I can see why Bridgette likes to be around you. I know I can be difficult sometimes but..."

"You kidnapped Kitty."

C: "... Yes, I know..."

>She lets go of Rena.

C: "Well. Let's get you dressed up, hmm~? As much as I would adore to see you stay like this I'm afraid others might take make a fuss~"

>She tries to sound cheerful but Rena can sense she may have hurt her feelings a bit.
======

>A moment later Rena steps out of the changing room and looks at herself in a mirror.

Huh, not bad. But it's not really my style.
Now, what to get for Monster Master...

>>29540575
Ballroom gown so you match.

>>29540575
A big puffy dress

>>29540575
Something that is more frills than dress.

You know, the kind of thing you'd really like to wear if you thought you could actually pull it off

>>29540575
Fuck the clothes. Let's get her a pet of her own. She doesn't seem like a bad seed, just a little lonely.

Rolled 3

>>29540575
>Now, what to get for Monster Master...
Hoodie and large beanie.

>>29540575
Get her a nice gown to oppose your dapper self.

Rolled 9

>>29540575

Flower dress + straw hat