New Episode of DBZ abridged has been released http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcHIikdrhjQ

>>29559428
So... DBZA Episode 39 is out
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcHIikdrhjQ

>>29559428
A: Nice
Who did you have to kill to get this strong?

Vegets smirks as he emerges from the crater, all eyes fixed on him. You're still not sure how he get so damn powerful, and judging by the look on his face, he finds your confusion amusing.

"Impressive, am I right?" he asks. "Behold! I, Vegeta, prince of all Saiyans, have secured my position as the mightiest Saiyan in the universe!"

Raditz and Nappa stare at him warily. Nail and Arey take a few steps back, and Bulma looks at Vegeta with pride.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29559736
voting for my own post
>>29559607

>>29559736
>B.
Applaud, then
>A.
"Don't think that I won't try to catch up, even if I am happy for you."

>>29559772
>>29559776
"Nice, who did you have to kill to get this strong?" you ask.

"Nobody" he replies simply.

You applaud him.

"Don't think I won't try to catch up, even if I am happy for you" you warn.

He laughs "I wouldn't have it any other way. So, judging by the fact that you're all here, I take it that enemy you were preparing for is dead."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29559959
A yep
freezers bloodline chose to cease existance. brother and father

>>29559959
>A. Say something
'Unless they have some distant cousin named Fridja or something, yes.'

>>29560207
Seconding

>>29560091
>>29560207
>>29560256
"Frieza's bloodline chose to no longer exist" you tell him. "Unless they have some distant cousin named Fridja or something."

"Huh" Vegeta says, sounding almost disappointed. "That makes my list of challenging opponents distressingly low. That leaves you, and the Androids. Speaking of which....mind telling me where those Androids are?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29560299
>A. "Back on earth, feel like doing a double challenge?"

>>29559500
>that's pretty sad
>SAD FOR YOU
Died.

>>29560344
Guess we're going with this

>>29560299
>A
Earth, of course. You want to take the ship, or my shortcut?
>B
Waggle our eyebrows when we say "my shortcut?"

>>29560344
>>29560686
"Back on Earth, of course" you tell him. "You up for a double challenge?"

He grins "You and me versus the Androids? Sounds fun."

"You want to take the ship, or my shortcut?" you asks, waggling your eyebrows.

"Oh Goddamnit, what did you learn this time?" he asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Grab everybody and teleport to Earth

>>29560790
>C. Grab everybody and teleport to Earth

>>29560817
Make sure to touch the ship.

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>>29559500
>>29559505
Vegeta is literally this mad.

>>29560817
>>29560834
You grab Bulma, Vegeta, Raditz, Nappa, Arey, and Nail, as well as the ship, teleporting them all back to Earth.

"So, how do we go about finding the machines?" Vegeta asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29561002
Assuming were friends, we call them.

"Hey guys, you wanna have that fight? You two vs Me and Vegeta. Loser buys lunch."

>>29561063
also. we should find a remote, unhabitet planet for that... just in case, i don't want to dent the new earth

>>29561002
>A
That's it? No "how are we on Earth already?!" or "Gee Frank, how'd you do that?!"
Nothing?

>>29561063
this

>>29561063
>>29561126
>>29561157
"That's it?" you ask. "No "how are we on Earth already?" Or "Gee Frank, how did you do that?" Nothing?"

He smirks. "If you're looking for praise every time you learn a new trick, you're talking to the wrong person. Now, how do we find those Androids?"

"Well, they didn't exactly give their phone numbers" you tell him.

"Wonderful, so how DO we find them?" he asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29561267
>A The ol fashioned way, Android 17 mentioned he liked cars, and 18 mentioned she likes clothes. which place would they most likely be right now?

>>29561315

TOO THE DETROIT AUTO SHOW OR TO WEST CITY FASHION WEEK!

...you know, once everyone on earth stops panicking that they were dead and that everything was abandoned for a few weeks.

...I would hate to be the guy who lived in a building that burned down because he left the stove on.

>>29561267
B.
Search the world for their android minds with our psychic powers, Instant Transmission to the closest thing to them with power levels.

>>29561315
>>29561441
>>29561467

"The old fashioned way" you tell him. "Android 17 mentioned he likes cars, and 18 mentioned she likes clothes, which place would they most likely be right now?"

"Right here" says a male's voice.

"How sweet, he remembers us" a female's voice comments.

Turning towards the voices, you find the Androids smirking at you. Seventeen is in his same getup, though eighteen has changed her clothes. No longer wearing a jacket, she wears a sleeveless black top and matching sweatpants.

"So, I know it hasn't been a year yet, but how about that match?" 17 asks. "I've been kind of bored lately."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29561494
>A Well, that depends, did you bring money for that HETAP your gonna buy me?

>>29561494

>The whole unexpectedly seeing the earth blow up was boring?

>>29561494
>A. "Sure, but let's go somewhere else to fight"
>B. Teleport everyone to a deserted planet, maybe one of those we've been to before.

>>29561535
>>29561578
"The whole unexpectedly seeing the Earth blue up thing was boring?" you ask.

"It's not like we were sitting around watching" 18 comments.

"Yeah, and heaven was really dull" 17 adds. "So, what do you say to that match?"

"Well, that depends, did you bring money for that HETAP you're gonna buy me?" you ask.

"Don't worry bro, I've got the money, not that I need it" he says smugly.

18 smirks as she looks over at Vegeta. "I suppose you want a fight as well."

"That's right, you're about to see how strong the prince of all saiyans really is!" he tells her.

"Well, alright then" 17 comments. "This should be interesting. Are you two ready?"

"Sure, but let's go somewhere else to fight" you tell him.

"Sure, you have a place in mind?" 17 asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29561687
also, teleport the ship with us. yust in case we get knocked out and need medical help on mars

>>29561749
>A I have some
>B IT everyone to mars

>>29561749
A. Remember, no blowing up planets, they're a bitch and a half to replace.

>>29561749
is the ki-resistant room fixed? lets go there

>>29561978
This! I forgot about that place

>>29561978
also, was it made a little more... ki resistant?

>>29561749
IT to MARS
Establish ground rules of "no blowing up the planet"

>>29562058
note to future self: find an actually ki immune place to go all out training/sparring

>>29561942
>>29561777
>>29561978
>>29561994
>>29562060
>>29562081

"Remember, no blowing up planets, they're a bitch and a half to replace" you tell everyone.

"Noted" 18 tells you.

"So, you have a place in mind, then?" 17 asks.

"I do" you tell him. "Follow me."

You and Vegeta take to the air, the Androids following close behind. Vegeta powers down from his Super Saiyan form, and your power down from a Super Saiyan 2 to a normal Super Saiyan. You lead the other three to Kami's lookout, ignoring the somewhat irritated look Kami gives you as you land and head towards the ki-resistant room.

The door closes once the four of you enter, the Androids standing across from you and Vegeta.

"So, who's fighting first?" 18 asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29562141
"ME ME ME PICK ME"

>>29562141
I was thinking we could tag in and out. I'll go first

>>29562141
>A We do it like wrestlers 18 and vegeta go first, then they can tag out whenever they'd like

>>29562141
>A.
"I really want to see Vegeta in action, since he really got more powerful, so he can go first"

>>29562249
>>29562324
>>29562229
"I was thinking we could tag in and tag out, do it a bit like wrestlers" you tell her. "You and Vegeta can go first, and tag out whenever you like."

"Sounds fun" 18 says with a small smile.

"I have no intention of tagging out until I've defeated both of them" Vegeta tells you, stepping forward towards 18.

17 goes and stands off to the side, and you stand next to him.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29562381
>A.
"So how's life been treating you?"

>>29562381
>A."betting they'll knock each other out"

>>29562381
>A
"This should be interesting."

>>29562381
>A So, what have you two been up to

>>29562381
>A
"Ten zeni on your sister."

>>29562381
>A
You ready to heckle?

>>29562590
Nah, dude we're going to be the commentators

>>29562381
"Welcome once again, ladies and gentlemen, we return from a message from our sponsor, HETAP, to give you an amazing fight. I don't know about you, 17, but I sure am excited. How 'bout you?

>>29562398
>>29562406
>>29562439
>>29562440
>>29562456
"This should be interesting" you comment.

"Yep" 17 replies, smiling as he watches Vegeta and 18 size each other up.

"So, how's life been treating you?" you ask. "What have you two been up to?"

"Well, I got a car, 18 got some clothes, we've just been enjoying ourselves without Doctor Dickhead ready to shut us down at a moment's notice" 17 tells you.

"Betting they knock each other out" you tell 17.

Vegeta transforms into a Super Saiyan and charges 18, the two of them exchanging a flurry of attacks before 18 manages to knock Vegeta back with a palm strike to the face.

"....I mean, ten zeni on your sister" you tell 17, who just chuckles.

Vegeta fires an energy wave at 18, who simply blocks it. He then appears behind her and strikes her on the back of her head. She staggers forward a few steps, and turns around just in time to receive a kick to the face that sends her sliding on her back across the floor.

"So, ready to heckle?" you ask 17.

"Always" he smirks.

18 rolls to the side as Vegeta leaps at her and delivers a downward punch, hitting the ground beneath where 18's head had been.

18 kicks his legs out from under him before rising and catching him by the hair as he falls. She slams his face into the ground, kneeling down next to him and lifting his head off the floor.

"Ready to tag out?" she asks.

Vegeta growls and delivers an energy blast to her face, making her lose her grip on his head and fall on her bottom. Vegeta gets to his feet and fires an energy wave at her, which she easily deflects before vanishing.

Vegeta looks around for her, unable to locate her. She appears right in front of him, delivering a punch to his stomach that causes him to hunch over and spit out blood. She takes a step back as he drops to his knees.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29562705
>A
"As hot as that is, I think it's someone else's turn now, Vegeta."

>>29562694
WACHA GON DO BROTHA
WHEN FRANKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU

>>29562746
this

>>29562705
A

"And right from the getgo, Vegeta transforms. He's sure not taking any chances here, 17."

"No, he sure isn't, Frank,"

"And we have our first clash! Things look a bit even- BUT OW, a palm to the face for Vegeta from 18."

"I gotta tell ya, Frank, that palm can smart, just ask Doctor Dickhead."

"I'll bet, 17, but Vegeta still on the offensive with a ki blast at 18, but-"

"Oh, but it proves ineffective as she effortlessly blocks it."

"Thinks look hairy for the Prince of All Saiyans, indeed, but HE'S NOT MONKEYING AROUND, OH HE'S RIGHT BEHIND HER."

"Right in the back of the head, ouch! Will she recover before the-"

"BEFORE THE KICK TO THE FACE, what a reversal by the crown prince Vegeta."

"But 18's not out yet, she recovers from her fall gracefully and dodges another aggressive attack from The Blonde Widowpeak. Where'd she go, asks Vegeta as-"

"As 18 performs a flawless legsweep and OH MAN, grabs him by the hair, that's no fun."

"OW- no it isn't Frank- as she slams his face on the pavement and-"

"What's this? She's raising his hand for him to tap out. Will he do it?"

"It looks like a no, Frank, as Vegeta catches her offguard with another ki blast, freeing himself, and the followup-"

"Is easily knocked away, before- SHE VANISHED! Where could she be, 17?"

"I don't know, Frank, but I'm sure she'll turn up soon enou- AND SHE DOES, with a punch to the gut and-"

"Wow, that's a lot of blood there, is Vegeta finsihed? Can he recover?"

"I don't know, Frank, but so far this has been an excellent fight."

"That it has, 17. You know, I could go for a HETAP right about now, so we'll go to commercial break, but don't touch that dial because we'll be back soon with the RAGE IN THE CAGE between The Crown Prince Vegeta and the Cyborg Femme Fatale, Android 18!"

"See you after the break, folks."

>>29562746
>>29562763
>>29562750
"As hot as that is, I think it's someone else's turn now, Vegeta" you comment.

"No!" Vegeta yells, getting back to his feet, clenching his fists. "I will not be defeated by a machine!"

"He is persistent" 17 comments.

"He can take a beating, I'll give him that" 18 says.

"Let's see if you can do the same" Vegeta tells her.

She smirks as she drops into a defensive stance.

"Round two" 17 mutters. "You sure you don't want to stop him before he gets hurt too badly?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29562904
10/ 10

>>29562940
>A He can handle it
>B Watch


>>29562904
This is fucking amazing

>>29562940
>A.
"Eh, getting hurt builds character. And power level. But mostly power level."

>>29562940
>A
"He needs to learn where his pride will get him."

>>29562940
>B. Telepatically ask someone to get some senzu beans in here.
>A. "Let him have fun for a bit longer, if things get bad then it's my turn, and he will be healed"

>>29562995
>ask someone to bring senzu beans

I don't think you understand the RAGE IN THE CAGE, brother. FOUR FIGHTERS ENTER, FOUR FIGHTERS LEAVE. ONCE THAT DOOR CLOSES BEHIND YA, THERE AIN'T NO TURNIN' BACK; THERE AIN'T NO CALLIN' KORIN FOR SENZU BEANS; THERE AIN'T NO HERCULES HOAGIES; AND THERE AIN'T NO CRYIN' HOME TO MOMMY UNTIL THE MATCH IS FINISHED, OOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

>>29563053
If either of them dies we'll have to go to mars and gather the dragon balls. But okay, if you want it this way.

>>29563053
I change my vote to this

>>29563077
>>29563053
>>29563084
IT DOESN'T MATTER IF FRANK GETS SENZU BEANS

>>29563084
but I still think we ought to ask Fita to get some Senzu

>>29563130
He wasn't voting that, he was quoting my vote.

>>29563077
I figure Vegeta will tap out before he's kaput. He may be arrogant and proud, but he isn't dumb. He'll learn to swallow his pride before dying like a bitch.

>>29563145
Oh, then I vote to ask Fita to get some beans then
>A I don't think you understand the RAGE IN THE CAGE, brother. FOUR FIGHTERS ENTER, FOUR FIGHTERS LEAVE. ONCE THAT DOOR CLOSES BEHIND YA, THERE AIN'T NO TURNIN' BACK; OOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!

>>29562971
>>29562977
>>29562985
>>29562995
>>29563053
>>29563077
>>29563084
>>29563100
>>29563130
>>29563145

"He can handle it" you tell him.

"No, he really can't" 17 replies.

"Eh, getting hurt builds character" you say. "And power level. But mostly power level. Besides, he needs to learn where his pride will get him. So, let him have fun for a bit longer, and if things get back, then it's my turn, and he will be healed."

You mentally contact Kami and ask him to bring Senzu beans.

"If you say so, then let's sit back and enjoy the show" 17 says.

Vegeta charges 18, who steps to the side and punches him in the stomach once again before kicking him upwards into the ceiling.

She flies up after him, and Vegeta pushes himself off the ceiling and delivers a punch that sends her back down to the ground, though she lands on her feet.

He attempts to follow with a kick to her face, but she catches his ankle and throws him into the nearest wall.

"Are you sure you don't want him to call it quits?" 17 asks. "18 isn't even fighting at full power, and Vegeta is still losing badly."

"I don't think you understand the RAGE IN THE CAGE, brother. FOUR FIGHTERS ENTER, FOUR FIGHTERS LEAVE. ONCE THAT DOOR CLOSES BEHIND YA, THERE AIN'T NO TURNIN' BACK; THERE AIN'T NO CALLIN' KORIN FOR SENZU BEANS; THERE AIN'T NO HERCULES HOAGIES; AND THERE AIN'T NO CRYIN' HOME TO MOMMY UNTIL THE MATCH IS FINISHED, OOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH!" you shout.

17 looks at you in confusion. "...what?"

Meanwhile, Vegeta has begun gathering up energy, cupping his hands at his side. 18 stands still, making no move to stop him from doing whatever he's doing.

"Galick Gun, fire!" he shouts, thrusting his hands forward as a massive wave of energy explodes from them.

18 holds out her right hand towards the oncoming blast, which strikes full force in a blinding flash of light. The room shakes, and when you can see again, you see that his attack had absolutely no effect on 18, who just smirks at the horrified-

>>29563130
>>29563145
Yeah, I was just messing around, it wasn't a serious vote. Honestly, I'm pretty sleep deprived and probably shouldn't be participating in any decision making, so I'm going to be not voting and mostly lurking, other than the odd remark. Dunno if I have another commentary string left in me.

>>29563208
The commentaries were beautiful, anon. Thank you for making them.

>>29563183
>>29563181
>>29563164
>>29563145
>>29563130
>>29563100
>>29563084
>>29563077
>>29563053
>>29562995
>>29562985
>>29562977
>>29562971
- Vegeta.

She rushes him, kneeing him in the stomach and elbowing him in the back of the head, knocking him out cold.

"Well, he put up a much better fight than I was expecting" 18 comments, staring down at the defeated Saiyan prince.

"Well, guess you're up" 17 tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29563223
They were the high point of the thread.

>>29563243
>B.
Go Super Saiyan two, but without the unnecessary room-destroying charging.

>>29563223
Haha, thanks, dude. I really wished the Ginyus would have somehow lasted longer or showed up when they could've been a challenge for this kind of shit.

>>29563243
>A
"Okay."

"So we have two choices. I can either stay in Super Saiyan 2, and have less of a chance than Vegeta did, or I can drop back to Super Saiyan 1 and spike my power briefly, and maybe have a chance to give you a challenge. For a few seconds at a time."

>>29563243
>A OOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH I FEAR NO MAN NO BEAST NO ANDROID BROTHER WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE FRANKSTER RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?

>>29563286
This is goddamn magical

>>29563286
>>29563279
>>29563260
Vote

>>29563243
>A. "Ready to get my ass kicked"
>B. Get ready to rumble

>>29563273
True, I actually wonder why cold even sent them.

>>29563304
I'm voting >>29563279

I want us to seriously consider what we're going to get out of this sparring for once.

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>these wreferences
>that commentary
>that pipebomb
Today is a good day.

>>29563320
>>29563297
>>29563286
>>29563279
Deadlock

>>29563357
Repeating my vote for >>29563279

>>29563357
Changing from >>29563260
to >>29563279

>>29563389
>>29563320
>>29563279
"Okay, we have two choices" you tell 18. "I can either go Super Saiyan 2, and have less of a chance than Vegeta did, or I can drop back to Super Saiyan 1 and spike my power briefly, and maybe have a chance to give you a challenge for at least a few seconds at a time."

"Go with whichever you prefer" 18 says simply.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29563441
>B. Go SSJ Kaioken x3 and rush him with the standard starter:
>flashbang afterimage
>melee combo

>>29563441
>A OOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH I FEAR NO MAN NO BEAST NO ANDROID BROTHER WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE FRANKSTER RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?

>B Go SSJ2 for now

>>29563441
SS2 it is
damn, how powerful are you guys anyway?

>>29563441
>A
"Hm. I don't think I can beat you at one OR two, but that's not the point."

"Just watch for it when I power down. The point is to push myself, not get myself killed."

>B
Square off, get ready to use a SKKx3.

>>29563470
>>29563464
They beat Vegeta, and his SSJ is stronger than our SSJ2.
So... our SSJ KKx3 is the only thing we have more powerful than Vegeta's SSJ.

>>29563492
Yeah, but we have a ton of trickster techniques that can level the playing field

>>29563488
Supported.

>>29563492
At this point, yes. Specifically because we've been using transformations to "win" sparring, when the point is to actually fight someone stronger.

Otherwise we won't get stronger ourselves.

>>29563492
and? It's unsustainable and poses the risk of bodily harm

It's ok for death fights, but risking it in practice?
nop

>>29563532
>>29563527
>>29563516
>>29563492
>>29563488
>>29563470
>>29563464
"OOH YEEEEEEEEEEEEAH I FEAR NO MAN NO BEAST NO ANDROID BROTHER WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN THE FRANKSTER RUNS WILD ON YOU?!?" you shout at 18.

"Is he having a stroke?" she asks 17.

"I have no idea, he was fine like five minutes ago" 17 tells her.

"I don't think I can beat you at one OR two, but that's not the point" you tell her. "Just watch for it when I power down, the point is to push myself, not to get myself killed."

With that, you transform into a Super Saiyan 2. "How powerful are you guys anyway?"

"Very" 18 tells you simply, getting into a defensive stance and waiting for you to make the first move.

>A. Charge her head on

>B. Energy Volley

>C. Kamehameha

>D. Dijon Driller

>E. Falshbang afterimage

>F. Ki Strands

>G. Ki Kick

>H. Something else

>>29563646
>Charge
>Flashbang
>Melee combo
>Finish with Ki kick

>>29563646
>H Wait for her to make the first move

>>29563643
We can use it for short periods.

Also, your pussy-ass attitude of "it might hurt us" is what's put us so far behind in the first place. If we don't fight hard and push ourselves to the near breaking point we don't get stronger.

And then Vegeta fucking overtakes us in SSJ1.

>>29563646
>E
Wait for her to strike, then leave a flashbang and elbow her to the back of the head.

>>29563663
Is that really our finisher? Our Five Moves of Doom?

>>29563740
Maybe add in ki strands to make it better? After the melee combo add the strings to the limbs and ki kick the head.

>>29563663
>>29563670
>>29563721
Vote

>>29563786
Here's an idea
>charge
>flashbang
>ki strands, pull feet out from under opponent
>Mid-air melee combo
>BEHIND YOU, ki kick

>>29563814
Voting >>29563721

because it's not like SSJ2 will do anything anyway.

>>29563841
this sounds good

>>29563841
Seems nice, and they don't know any of those 3 moves so there's the surprise factor.

>>29563646

ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU A RECAP: IF'N YOU'RE THIRSTIN' FOR THAT HETAP, YOU BEST BE HOPIN' FOR A MISHAP, BECAUSE I'MA COMMIN, FOR YA. THERE AIN'T NO STOPPING THE FRANKENFURTHER FROM BUSTIN'. YOUR. KNEECAP!

>>29563663
then do this

>>29563880
Actually I change it to this

>>29563880
FUCK I SHOULD'VE USED FRANKENFURHRER INSTEAD

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For anyone else who has caught the pro-wrestling bug

>>29563927
Solar Flares & Spiritbombs

>>29563988
Saiyans & Suplexes

>>29563920
>>29563913
>>29563880
>>29563663
>>29563740

"ALLOW ME TO GIVE YOU A RECAP: IF'N YOU'RE THIRSTIN' FOR THAT HETAP, YOU BEST BE HOPIN' FOR A MISHAP, BECAUSE I'MA COMMIN, FOR YA. THERE AIN'T NO STOPPING THE FRANKENFURTHER FROM BUSTIN'. YOUR. KNEECAP!" you shout.

"I think he is having a stroke..." 17 comments.

You charge at 18, who stands her ground and prepares to block and counter your attack. Just before you get within striking distance, you use an exploding afterimage to temporarily disorient her.

You attack from behind, slamming your fists into the back of her head. You then kick the side of her head, causing her to stagger to her right. You charge and Ki Kick the left side of her head, sending her sliding on her side across the floor.

She gets back on her feet quickly, and smirks at you.

"You might be fun to play with after all" she tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29564067
>B Wait for her next move

>>29564067

B. Wait, and prepare to counter/afterimage

>>29564067
>B:
Let her charge, counter her attack without using afterimages.
Do try to ki strand her though (enough just to immobilise)

>>29564067
>A
"I aim to please."

>B
Wait for her to attack, and leave another flashbang afterimage. Follow up with an uppercut.

>>29564067
>A
Why are you guys hatin on my pro wrastlin jargon?

>>29564113
I'm getting a little tired of it.

>>29564113
Kids these days, never watched PTSWF (Planet Trade Space Wrestling Federation"

>>29564130
too bad, rastlemania train ain't got no brakes

>>29564113
>>29564112
>>29564097
>>29564086
>>29564082
"I aim to please" you tell her, dropping into a defensive stance.

She chuckles and vanishes.

You've barely even registered that she's moved when she appears behind you and lifts you by your tail. Your entire body goes limp, sapped of strength.

She doesn't seem to notice the effect the tail grab has on you, and simply throws you into the wall.

You manage to pull yourself to your feet as she casually strolls towards you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

We need to start doing wrestling moves.

>>29564202
>A. "Hey, we don't know each other long enough for you to touch either tail"

>>29564202
>B
Okay, I've got a plan.
Step 1: Charge.
Step 2: Afterimage.
Step 3: We've set a precedent, so she'll expect us behind her. Instead...
Step 4: Slow down and stay behind the afterimage.
Step 5: when she turns her back...
Step 6: GERMAN SUPLEX

Also, we need to do some tail-lifts or something.

>>29564202
>A Hands off the tail lady, we just met!
>B Ki Strands aiming for her neck

>>29564202
>A
"Tail-grabbing isn't nice... that's a tender area."

>B
Drop back to SSJ1, use an SSKx3 punch to the stomach.

>>29564233
>>29564244
>>29564245

>hey pay attention to my weakness, 18.

>>29564237

i like this

except som will have her shoot ki this time, so make it a flashbang afterimage

Why don't we do some Oozaru training? Find a wasteland on some other planet and try to control ourselves?
Then, when we've made the transition from RIP AND TEAR to Frank-in-a-monkey-body, we turn SS.

>>29564237
this

>>29564317
>implying oozaru can be trained

>>29564202
>A
"You know, for saiyans tail-grabbing is considered foreplay."

Then drop to SSJ1, and use a x3 kaioken.

>>29564317
I like this idea, let's keep it on ice and do it later

>>29564332
>I never saw the first fight between Vegeta and Goku.

>>29564332
Vegeta can do it, and speak normally (albeit in monster voice) all the while.

>>29564319
>>29564305
>>29564237
You charge at 18, who fires a Ki blast that sends you back into the wall.

"I don't like bright lights in my eyes" she tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29564377

called it

>>29564350
You didn't? You should go watch it then. It covers how Vegeta was able to control the Oozaru form not through training, but due to his elite saiyan bloodline. Can't believe you are in a saiyan quest and never watched that fight, wow man.

>>29564377
Counter with >>29564344

>>29564377
>A.
"So does that mean it's in poor taste if I flash you?"
>B.
Solar Flare

>>29564414
this

>>29564414
>>29564405
>>29564377
A mix of these.
Solar Flare + SSJ KKx3 rush.

>>29564398
I guess he was a super saiyan when he fought freeza as well, since he said it a million times and kept boasting about it in the same way. It's not like he's an arrogant narcissist that thinks he's better than everyone just because he's a prince or anything. Everything he says is absolutely true.

>>29564445
well, considering he actually knew what he was talking about when he did the oozaru transformation, and it wasn't a bluff, I'm inclined to believe him there. Really man, you'd know this if you just watched the fight.

>>29564377
Dammit, Somnius, we're trying to fight smarter here
>>29564398
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Great_Ape#Characteristics_of_Saiyans_in_Great_Ape_form

>Despite the lack of self-awareness, as Saiyans mature, they are taught how to reign in their instincts and retain normal cognitive functions as Great Apes. This explains why Goku and Gohan lose control in Great Ape form, as they never received this training and are at first unaware of this transformation. Yet Vegeta, who did receive this training, transformed into a Great Ape to fight Goku, and was even able to talk to the Z Fighters.

Not listing the wiki as gospel truth, but remember that Bardock and his team were never just blindly smashing anything, there was never any friendly fire. They were trained soldiers who kept their minds during transformation.

>>29564477
like fuck they were, it was said in the movie that none of them, except maybe bardock, remembered shit they did in oozaru form.

>>29564523
From the same page
>The TV Special Dragon Ball Z: Bardock - The Father of Goku starts off with Bardock and his team (Tora, Borgos, Shugesh and Fasha) destroying an entire civilization as Great Apes. The morning after, they have a conversation about how much they remember of the night prior and it is revealed that Bardock can apparently remember everything he does as a Great Ape, whether or not he has control of what he is doing is not said. Although technically they should be berserk, the entire team seem to be able to work together in Great Ape form, and refrain from attacking each other.

>>29564405
>>29564414
>>29564435
>>29564442
"So, does that mean it's in poor taste if I flash you?" you ask, holding your hands in front of your face. "Solar Fla-"

You're cut off by another energy blast.

"We were programmed with knowledge of your techniques" 18 reminds you.

"Not all of them" you reply. Powering down to a Super Saiyan, you shout "Kaio-Ken times three!"

You rush at Android 18, and this time, her Ki blast doesn't stop you.

You deliver a punch to her face which sends her flying back, and appear behind her, giving an upward kick that causes her to crash face first into the ceiling. As she begins to fall, you fly up, grabbing her arms and legs and bringing her back crashing over your knee. You follow that with a two handed downward strike that sends her crashing to the ground below.

It takes her a few seconds to get up after that attack, and she looks up at you, her face showing that you've impressed her.

"Not bad" she tells you sincerely. "Still not enough, but not bad."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29564544
>A
damn, does anything even phase you guys?

>>29564544
>A
"Course it's not enough. That's beside the point, though."

"Come on."

>>29564544

well I guess we're done here since knowledge of techniques means you can automatically counter them

>>29564593
Have you not been paying attention? Calling it quits in sparring means we get jack shit out of them.

>>29564544
>A It's an honor to get praise from the great Android 18
>B Grin

>>29564593
She knew what "solar" was going to lead to. That's enough for her to counter it.

>>29564618

this

>>29564593
Don't start with that shit. We're already doing far better than vegeta, at a lower powerlevel, and all because we know more techniques and how to fuck around with them and keep them fresh. We're doing far better than we should be doing in this fight.

>>29564577
>>29564585
>>29564593
>>29564604
>>29564618
>>29564621
"It's an honor to get praise from the great Android 18" you tell her with a grin.

She smiles. "I appreciate the flattery, but it won't help you win this match."

"Of course it won't, but that's besides the point" you tell her. "Come on."

You're still in your triple Kaio-Ken state, so when she moves, you are able to keep track of it this time.

>A. Charge

>B. Dodge

>C. Counter

>D. Something else

>>29564686
C

>>29564686
>A.
Budokai Tenkaichi rush class style! Woo!

>>29564686
>B

>>29564686
>C
Sweep the legs.

>>29564686
what if we used instant transmission mid-kamehameha to teleport right behind her and blast her ass?

>>29564733

this sounds like a good finisher

>>29564716
>>29564686
Can we get one of those highspeed combat things they have in BT3?
Like, we roll against your roll and it defines who wins the highspeed melee, what do you think?

>>29564733
>>29564746

maybe not right now, yeah, but think about it. Gohan did a one-handed kamehameha on cell, maybe we can PUSH IT TO THE LIMIT and hold the ki in one hand for just long enough to teleport up to her and give her a red enema.

>>29564733
That sounds retarded.

We're sparring here. The point isn't to win, the point is to get stronger from it. So we should keep this as a straight, clean fight.

>>29564703
>>29564716
>>29564718
>>29564733
>>29564750
Vote

>>29564807
>>29564750
For this.

>>29564807
C

>>29564790
fair enough, just a thought. don't mind me

>>29564807
>C
Just counter. Keep on the level, keep it even, and get stronger.

>>29564750
this

>>29564859
>>29564827
>>29564819
>>29564817
Deadlock

>>29564903
Voting >C

>>29564903
>>29564750
voting

>>29564912
>>29564920
Still deadlock

>>29565007
c

>>29565007
>C

>>29565007
>>29564750
High speed rush

>>29565017
>>29565011
>>29564912
>>29564827
>>29564819
>>29564724
>>29564703
You avoid her attack, and deliver a kick to her stomach that causes her to hunch over. You deliver a Ki Kick to the back of her head that sends her crashing into the wall next to her brother.

She gets back on her feet quickly. "Well, it's been fun, but I think it's time I finish this" she tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29565281
>A.
How bout one last dance?
>B.
High speed rush

>>29565281
A.
"COME ON!"
B.
Double Dijon Driller.

>>29565316
>>29565281
High speed rush time.
Let's finally roll some dice!

>>29565281
>A
"I'm having a really good time. But if you really feel like you have to finish me, I guess it can't be avoided."

>>29565316
this

>>29565339
I've asked SOM to try implementing some dice mechanics. It's yet to happen.

>>29565281
>a
plz be gentle

>>29565316
This, but let's up our Kaio-Ken by one level.
Just for the rush, we don't want to accidentally die.

>>29565460
Pushing kaioken is always needlessly dangerous, and even if we DID manage we're not supposed to win here.

The entire point is to stop relying on transformations to bridge the gap in power, and strengthen our base power. I don't know how many times I need to say that before it sticks.

>>29565316
>>29565339
>>29565377
>>29565460
"How about one last dance?" you ask her.

She smirks "I would be delighted."

The two of you charge at one another, exchanging a furious series of attacks, blocks, parries, and counters. You manage to land a punch to her face while she lands a kick to your stomach. You attempt an uppercut with your other hand but she manages to catch it in her own. You try punching her with the same hand as last time, but she catches this one as well. You try bringing your knees to her stomach but she blocks them with her own. You strain against her, but she manages to throw you back, then charges, delivering a knee to your stomach, and an elbow to the back of your head.

Everything goes dark.

You wake up later to see Kami exiting the room, Androids 17 and 18 standing side by side against a wall, looking at you.

"Look, he's finally up" 18 comments.

"Vegeta too" 17 tells her.

The two of you get to your feet.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29565546
>A What's up? Did you at least alleviate your boredom?

>>29565546
>A.
"Sorry you didn't get your fight, 17. 18, good fight."

>>29565546
A.
"What the hell makes you so strong?"

>>29565546
>A
"That was good... you want to collect that HETAP now or later?"

>>29565546
>A. "Would you guys mind for me to train with you?"

>>29565574
>>29565577
>>29565648
>>29565598
Combine these

>>29565574
>>29565577
>>29565583
>>29565598
>>29565648
>>29565670
"What's up, did you alleviate your boredom?" you ask.

"Yeah, that was quite a show" 17 tells you.

"That was a fun couple of matches" 18 tells you.

"Sorry you didn't get your fight, 17. 18, good fight" you tell the pair.

18 smiles "Likewise."

"So, do you guys want that HETAP now or later?" you ask.

"Now sounds good 17 tells you.

"Also, I was wondering, would you guys mind if I trained with you?" you ask.

The pair stare at you.

"You do realize we don't train all the time, right?" 18 asks.

"Do you really want to come traveling with us?" asks 17.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29565786
A.
"Oh that's not really a problem, I can pretty much teleport anywhere I want."

>>29565786
>A. "As long as I get to fight you two now and then, plus you're both pretty cool plus..."
then this:
>>29565814
"I can teleport anywhere I want"

>>29565814
this

>>29565786
>A
"Well, I have a family, so I guess traveling is out. But any time you want to come back and kick my ass, I'd gladly oblige."

>>29565814
>>29565825
>>29565828
"Oh, that's not really a problem" you tell them. "As long as I get to fight you two now and then. Besides, you're both pretty cool."

18 smirks. "Look at that, we made a friend."

"And he has excellent taste, too" 17 adds.

"Also, I can pretty much teleport anywhere I want" you tell them.

"Okay...that sounds awesome" 17 tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29565879
>A Wan't a little demonstration? where do you wanna go?

>>29565814
>>29565825
We can't sense their energy.

>>29565879
>A
"Sense I can't sense your energy I can't use it to teleport to either of you, but I could give you a demonstration."

"How about Mars?"

>>29565913
Do they have phones? We can just ask where they are and teleport to the closest living thing.

>>29565936
>sense
>not since
It's 3am here.

>>29565898
>>29565913
>>29565936
>>29565938
>>29565957
"How about a little demonstration?" you ask. "How does Mars sound?"

They both stare at you.

"Uh...that seems good" 18 comments.

"Yeah, let's do that" 17 agrees.

You grab your of them and teleport to Mars, appearing in front of Fita's parents, who retreat to the other side of the room in a panic.

"This doesn't look like mars, it looks like a lab" 17 says, sounding annoyed.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29566039
>A
"Well, let's take a look outside, shall we?"

>>29566039
>A.
"Yeah, some of my parents-in-law are terraforming Mars."
>B.
Lead them outside to the sky.

Rolled 13

>>29566039
Is a lab, on mars!

Is the outside actually inhabitable?

>>29566085
Yeah, it is. We've been outside.

It's basically move-in ready.

>>29566076
this

>>29566076
>>29566039
This

>>29566118
>>29566106
>>29566076
"Yeah, some of my parents-in-law are terraforming Mars" you tell them, walking past Fita's terrified parents and working your way to the outside, the Androids following warily behind you.

You lead them outside, and they take a look around.

"Huh, Mars looks...different than I expected" 17 comments.

"Well, that is sort of the point of terraforming" 18 tells him. "What I'm wondering, is why anyone would bother fixing up this old dustball."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29566180
>A
Prime real estate.
I'm gonna sell all this new land and get rich!

>>29566180
>A.
"Where would you suggest we terraform instead? Mars is big, plenty of people can live there if Earth runs out of room, and it gives me somewhere to go and get supplies in case Earth explodes again."

>>29566180
>A
"Partly because the human race is expanding its population, partly because Mars has untapped natural resources, and partly because we can."

"Just the potential agricultural output would be worth the investment."

>>29566230
>>29566180

>A.
"And the imperium of man needs to start somewhere"

>>29566180
>A That's the thing, we plan on teaching everyone on earth who wants to learn martial arts energy and take the strongest here to train!

>>29566180
>A
"Having a second planet could come in handy."

>>29566269
but we're not men, we're saiyans. Well, to be fair, it'll probably be a joint empire between humans and saiyans. What's a good name to show the union of saiyans and men? OH! I know! The Great Saiyaman Empire!

>>29566328
Oh god, this is... this is great.

>>29566328
>>29566269
>>29566321
>>29566288
>>29566259
>>29566230
>>29566217
"A second planet could come in handy" you tell her. "And where else would we terraform? Mars is big, so plenty of people can live here if Earth runs out of room, and it gives me somewhere to go and get supplies in case Earth explodes again. And hey, mankind's expansion and the regrowth of the Saiyans has to start somewhere."

"Fair enough" 18 comments.

"Well, as much fun as this nearly empty planet is, I'd like to go back to Earth. Mind giving us a lift?" 17 asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29566398
>A
"Well, you can't exactly walk back. So...."
>B
Take them back to the Lookout.

>>29566398
>B.
Warp them back to Earth.

>>29566398
>A Sure
>B IT everyone back to kami's place

>>29566398
>B.
Take them to a Monster Truck show

>>29566398
>A. Say something
"Well, I can teleport you or if you want, we can take a spaceship, we've got plenty of those lying around."
"If you guys get bored of earth and want to start exploring the galaxy, I can give you a ship."

>>29566425
>>29566437
>>29566468
"Well, you can't exactly walk back...so sure" you tell him.

Grabbing them both, you teleport the three of you back to Earth, ending up in front of Capsule Corporation, where Raditz and Nappa are sparring.

"Oh, hey. Its' those guys" 17 observes.

"Training hard, it looks like" 18 comments. "Saiyans have a real one track mind, don't they?"

"They know how to have a good time, that's for sure" 17 says.

"True" 18 agrees, turning to you. "Now, I believe you owe us some HETAPS."

> Any questions before we conclude?

>>29566571
How broke are we after buying the HETAP that we owe them?

Alternatively, how much of Earth would they destroy if we refused to buy?

>>29566571
How much did 18 beating the shit out of us boost us?

>>29566571
We still need to sell HETAP to Zarbon, don't we?

>>29566571
1: Favorite color
2: Favorite sports team
3: Favorite DBZ character

>>29566571
Admittedly, ours is like a three-track mind.
1 - get stronger
2 - be a love machine
3 - raise kids

>>29566588
uh... we're rich as fuck because of all the tech we gave to the briefs', we could probably buy the HETAP company.

>>29566627
the 3 F
fighting
fucking
fooding

>>29566571
current powerlevels would be awesome.

great thread, som. I had a blast, hope I didn't detract too much with the wrestling shit.

>>29566632
Shit let's buy HETAP and keep it on tap while being filthier rich

Frank is just a hopeless masochist, everybody else does it for the powerups.

>>29566632
Yea, let's buy HETAP, if we can't afford it, we can just sell some land on Mars.

>>29566588
You have plenty of money. And they would probably just knock you out and take your wallet.

>>29566607
You're at 9,000,000 now

>>29566613
Yep

>>29566618
Blue or green

I'm not much of a sports person

That's a tough one...probably either Vegeta, Piccolo, Gohan, or Krillin

>>29566669
I enjoyed the wrestling stuff

You: 9,000,000

Vegeta: 20,000,000

Androids: Unknown

>>29566746
Haha, alright SOM have a good one.

>>29566804
You too

Next update should be tomorrow starting between 3:30 and 4:00 PM Eastern

>Any more questions before we conclude?

>>29566886
Can we feasibly buy out HETAP.

>>29567187
Possibly

>>29567482
Then it must be done.

>>29568361
or more sensibly become a majority share holder.

so... we still pretty much need to double our power level to catch up to vegeta?

>>29568863
Yep. Though just a million more will make our best form match his.

>>29568907
still, we should feel pretty bad about his SSJ beating our SSJ2... where is our saiyan pride? He could get SSJ2 at any moment (well, not realistically, but still) and then we would be entirely outgunned.