Opening post crap: http://pastebin.com/mzS6YN7PYou are Risa Schrodinger, and you are currently a plot rock. Specifically you are in a quasi-time gem thingy with your other selves, the ones you could have been had the fates been rolled differently; and Schrödinger chan, but you know that I know what she is. Damn her straight to hell which is a real place. You eat your bowl of fried rice and- Wait, chicken fried rice? Where the bloody hell did you get that then? "Hm? Oh, we ordered Chinese. We got you some pot stickers and eggrolls." You hand the bag off screen to someone and continue eating.How the hell did they deliver here? How did you pay for it? "I made Dark!Risa pay for it. She lost at twister so it was only fair." You wave to Dark Risa who is fingers deep into some dim sum. She is just wearing a line of barbed wire. It is digging into places it really shouldn't and you are telling me she somehow has pockets?! "Don't get mad at me. I am bored in here so I invented fold space. Her barbed wire now holds a sub dimension." You explain.No, all of this is in your head so you just think you- "Blah blah blah. Gimme something to do. You get to spend all day with Jager-bombs while I have nothing." You say kicking your feet.You want something to do? Okay, fine. We are in the core of a quasi-hyper dimensional devourer of souls and time. Within the facets of the gem itself rests all of time and space. What is, was, and could have been. You want a fucking happy adventure? Fine, we can have a happy adventure. Make the tardis noise, because things are about to get weird.(1/3?)
From within the gem you see a wave of energy which surges into your nightclub setting and rips you from your chair and you have just enough time to shove your Chinese food into your pants before you feel yourself being pulled into a mighty vortex. You spin as the whole of the universe spins before you and you let out a silent scream as you get shot through the vortex into a place that might be. Or maybe you are hallucinating this too, who the bloody hell knows? I sure don't. You fall through time and space until you see a light ahead of you. You try and move and navigate away, but the vortex has you and it sends you flying through and into the new world.You slam into the street below with a sickening crunch, the pleasure of having your shoulder broken shoots through you. You bounce twice off the ground before rolling several meters and slamming into a vending machine. A warm coffee in a can spits out of the machine and hits you in the head. You swear a little as your shoulder knits itself together. You are in the city, though it seems a bit different than you remember. Mirrors line every corner, and you think that vending machine has enough gadgets to launch a nuclear bomb. You look around as you realize your cloaking kicked on just in time for you to not be noticed by the average passerby. It is early morning and many students are walking by wearing your school's uniform. Most of them are using some sort of hand held device and they seem to be having a right old time of it.(2/3?)
You consider pushing a few of them into traffic to see if they would notice, but decide against it because what if they are in your class? Just as you think that you see a boy with- "The bloody hell is wrong with his hair?" You ask.A boy with bright orange hair walks by, talking to a short flat chested girl with no particular ass and thus no value as a person. The two of them are talking about something probably unimportant. "What is he, fifteen? Sixteen? He is probably trying to get into her knickers. Fight on young soldier. Fight on." You say.As you step out to try and get your bearings you note the orange haired kid, from now on called Orange, smells like Ryouichi a bit while the short and flat smells like a nofunigami. A classic variety nofunigami, the ones without the magical time box thingy. "What?" Not old one. "Ah." You look over the town and extend your senses.It's like back at thread one. No malignant stench of Fenrir slowly filling the world. No angel dust making you feel happy. No ultra-class Sin-Fin's going nuclear. Nothing. You scratch at your head, your long violet hair swishing in the spring breeze. "So, why did you just take me then? Why not Jager?"There are rules I sometimes choose to follow. She was not holding the rock at the time, thus I could not take her. She is getting your gem set by the way. "Oh yeah? As what?" A brooch. So she can keep you close to her heart. You smile a little and then look around the city. Seems you have a new world to play with, if only temporarily. Who will you screw with and how will you do it?[] Back to Hueco Mundo. See if anyone cool got shifted over.[] After those kids, kids always have interesting things going on.[] Go into town and try to find some interesting people[] Other, please specify(3/3)
>>29768246>[x] Go into town and try to find some interesting peopleschool is for nerds. find an arcade
>>29768246>Into town, find our shrine, evict squatters.
>>29768290>>29768340Into town it is then. Also I updated the character sheet to have some of the abilities available for later buy
"I will need my stuff. To my shrine!" You say proudly pointing towards the hill. No, I don't think you get how a new world works it- "I am set on this.' You say sonidoing off towards town. You are an awful TaRDiS."The hell I am!" You say, slashing tires as you go past them and leaving incriminating evidence to suggest the police did it. "You're the TaRDiS, I am The Doctor!" You explain as suddenly a man finds his pockets full of lady's underthings as he tries to leave the store.Really? I give you general directions and ride you through time and space. Yeah, I think we know who is Who in this situation. You curse my well made pun as you take note of the interesting energy signatures in town. You make it to the shrine and find it being tended to by a kindly old priest. You consider murdering him violently and the terribly perverse things you could do to his corpse as you take mental stock of the things you smelled in town.There was some Quincy tracks around the hospital you used to troll for souls at when you were younger. There is some vaguely Ryouichi soul reaperish energy in the residential district. Near the school there is some very strange energy which makes you feel like someone is ruining your thing. There are also a ton of places where scrubs are pressing their nose against the glass of the real world. Honestly, they could pop any minute, they just need a good soul to bring them huffing down. Of course, you are above such petty antics. "No, no I am pretty sure I am the opposite of that." You say.Right. Forgot. You love petty antics. You look at the priest and consider screwing with him, but your stuff is clearly not here. Well shit now what do you do?[]Evict the priest with prejudice[]Go find the quincyish smell by the hopsickle. Quincies are jerks[]Root around the soulreaperish signal in the residential area[]Find the strange energy near the school.[]Go to the school[]To Hueco Mundo![]Other, please specify
>>29768423Ride the wave looks fun. Reserve tank looks essential.
>>29768545>[x]Go find the quincyish smell by the hopsickle. Quincies are jerksfor the sweet sweet hollow nip
Rolled 16>>29768545>[x]Go find the quincyish smell by the hopsickle. Quincies are jerksQuincy guy whose name I can't remember! I loves you!
>>29768545[]Go find the quincyish smell by the hopsickle. Quincies are jerksGet some WD40 on the way to mess with them.
>>29768545If we are who, then we need to find a companion. Drive someone mad with poison? Or brow beat a scrubby arrancar?
>Not sure if I want to save up for the solid conservative choice that is reserve tank or splurge on Dancing Razor and Ride the Wave for quick and sensible (imo) melee and speed boost.>>29768570agreedhow much faster would riding a cero be compared to the standard sonido?also, they'll make a card game out of anything
>>29768545>To hue hue hue hue incorporated. Scout the place out
Time for some quincy fucking with!
>>29768648I agree with picking up dancing razor and ride the wave. They work well with what we currently have. Though reserve tank is something we will want to get sooner rather than later.
This faggot is cutting class! I propose a pop quiz on physics. Gravity to be specific!IIRC (never was a science whiz)7Gs render the average human unconscious 9Gs with training16Gs for a minute can be deadly...then again Quincys are stronger than the normal human but not really
>50SPXP:>Zero: Forcibly combine the ceros from your arms, legs, and tails into a single point and fire it.>Reserve Tank: Gain more go-juice to use in combat
>>29768802you forgot>Ride the wave: Use your ceros to get around, can surf your own energy blasts.So we need 125 total to get the 4 cool abilities.Only 98 to go. Hue hue hue.
You sonido around the shrine, laying ingenious traps for the priest to amuse himself with before nodding happily at your handywork. You leave to town just as the priest falls into just one of the troublingly well-crafted pits. "Who would be the companion then?" You ask stopping at a hardware store. Bridgette of course. "Not Jager?" Not timey enough.You pay for the items with the money the priest and several other shoppers were so kind to let you have, have to keep those reds at bay, and then sonido towards the hospital. You struggle not to have ptsd flashbacks of losing your plant and dying to an afro haired fuck weasel, and make your way inside. Within you find a very modern large building with nurses in pink miniskirts and doctors with five o'clock shadow and misanthropic tendencies. You question the hiring decisions of the building as you follow the smell of quincy, struggling with the objects in your hands even though you have a bloody inventory. You eventually catch the scent of some quincy gum drops and follow it into a large room for the administrator.In the room is a fair skinned man with white hair and frameless glasses. He is wearing a grey suit and a doctor coat. He glances up as the door seems to open and close by itself and you can feel him extending his senses as well. Of course you are also sort of godlike so you crank your cloaking up higher, not even caring that I just serviced the damn thing. The nameplate on the table identifies him as the administrator and gives his name. "You know I don't read." You grumble at me. It says Ryuken Ishida, seems he is the big boss on campus probably-(1/2)
You shift quickly as an energy arrow slams into the wall where you were. You glare at me like it was my fault and you weren't just talking to yourself. You realize I am right and open the door again. He seems pensive before stepping out into the hallway. In that time you start filling his sugar with salt, WD-40ing his chair so it will slide forever, duct taping his books to the shelf, setting thumbtacks randomly in places you know they will bother him, then you check around for any signs of Loki, just to be safe.No Loki, and no hollow catnip either. Drats! Still, you managed to prank him good and as he slowly looks around the room you realize you can do a staggering number of things.[]Say hello![]Leave, no nip means no bud[]Fuck with him more(How?)[]Other, please specify(2/2)
Rolled 4>>29768906>[X]Say hello!
>>29768906[x]Fuck with him more(How?)Sneak up real close and lean into his ear before whispering "Masaki never loved you."
>>29768906>[x]Leave, no nip means no bud>[x]Fuck with him more(How?)just a little love tap... gotta send a message its rude to lash out at guests and the Hippocratic oath and god and the bible
You know, you seem to forget how pants shittingly powerful you are and how you can command hollows. If you really wanted to you could go to where the hollows are almost through and pull them in yourself.Heck, if you really put your mind to it, you could send out a pulse of go juice to bring them all in at once, though that might alert others to you being here.
>>29768906>Draw on the wall whilst he's not looking, need to leave our markThen >HueCo
>>29768940So what you're saying is that if we really work at being a massive cunt, we might be able to get tons of captains to swarm this place to deal with our mess?
>>29768940we could just go around town and yank dead guys' chainsget our own minions and not give away our locationall though, it might be funny to watch them shit their pants from a small go juice flare up....
>>29768962Now you're getting it.
>>29768940Why would we want to do that? Hollows are a lot more boring than people until at least Adjuchas stage. All they do is eat and be stupid.
>>29769008Hollows are bait for interesting people.
>>29768940But where's the fun in that? Tactical espionage scrub action is more enjoyable! Just curbstomping everything loses it's appeal. Messing with peoples heads is forever.
>>29769022Well he did say that a bunch of people in town are really close to developing sixth sense and stuff. Why don't we shove them over the edge? Tear down the masquerade!
>>29769008we weren't stupid when we were a scrub...>but what about the rap batt-SHUT UP!
>>29769022Just giving alternatives to the hollow nip plan. So we going to fuck with him then go back to town?
>>29769049Yeah. Then find Orange and fuck with his chain. Maybe we can make him go loonytoons
>>29769046Killing Ryouichi's parents was also stupid. They wouldn't tell him about it, and we missed the opportunity to traumatize the whole family by seeing him grow up a monster.
>>29769065ehhhh.... telling him we killed his parents was dumb.
>>29769034This might be an idea. I wonder if our cero could hit the moon from earth...
pic would attract a lot of attention
You look over at the man and wonder what the fuck is up with his hair too. Then you start drawing obscene pictures on his desk and wall at high speeds, his eyes moving to follow your trail. He raises his bow, though he doesn't make an energy string which you think means he isn't that bad of a thinker. Then you sneak up behind him and say "Mikasa never loved you." No, wait, I think it was Misaka? Masaki? "All their names sound the same, no one will be able to tell the difference." You say dodging another arrow.Yeah, he just points and shoots it. Pity he is not canon. Well, he is canon but- You kick him in the stomach before sonidoing out of the room. You shift all the charts you come across, a small trail of paper fluttering the only thing to mark your path. You smack your ass on the way out of the hospital while blowing a raspberry towards Ryuken who has stepped into the hallway and watched you blaze out of there. It is only when you are outside you remember you were cloaked and feel a bit sad. You dash into the center of the city and- Oh! Your clock tower. I missed the clock tower, such a nice clock tower.You enjoy the vantage point before extending your senses again. Still a strange reading somewhere about half a mile from the school. The school is just, Jesus, a mess of go juice. The hospital is still quincyish and the vague scent of soul reaper is still in the residential. You are about to fire a cero as part of a joke when you smell Orange on the move, going towards a hollow which seemed to burst out of reality near a part. You think Flat Chick is with him too. Either they are going to fight it or they are going for a potentially murderous sexual fling. Best sort of flings maybe.You consider your options.[]GO see why they are not in school![]To the school itself[]Residential[]Hopsickle. I liked that dude.[]Hue Co.[]Strange energy near school[]Other, please specify
>tfw finally caught a threadIt's a good feel. And I want to go to HueCo and see what's up. Yep, like that. >>29769199>[x]Hue Co.Maybe we can overthrow whoever is in charge and get an invasion going.
Rolled 9>>29769199Lets go with whichever option leads to the guy with the hat! And then, steal his hat!
>>29769199>[]Other, please specifyWalk up behind Orange, tap him on the shoulder and say BOO!Then open a portal to Hue Co and throw him into it.
>>29769199>[]GO see why they are not in school!lets trip them while they shunpo!
>>29769199>Hats are classy, acquire a hat.
>>29769199>[]Other, please specifyFuck with Orange by doing illusions of scrub hollows just eating random people right in front of him.
>>29769199>Residential Hat n clogs?
>>29769199>[x]Strange energy near schoolMy curiosity has been piqued.
>>29769199[x]Hue Co.If we're in another world, that means we haven't conquered Hue Co yet.TIME TO FIX THAT!
>>29769199>Hat n clogs has a cat with him, there can only be one.
Hat and clogs, hat and clogs. His shop is near the school you know.
>>29769199>>29769324Well then.>[X]Strange energy near school
>>29769324Then you know what you need to count votes for hat and clogs as! Changing my vote to strange hat flavoured energy.
Rolled 3>>29769324I did not know that[X]Strange energy near school
>>29769324alright>strange energy near school
Kinda unrelated to right now, but did Fluffy Love not increase the gojuice pool? Seems like the 2nd release abilities haven't done that for a while now.
>>29769336>>29769354>>29769355>>29769374Ah ha ha. Rewriting fucking with Orange post.
>>29769389I'VE BEEN BAMBOOLZED!!! THAT MAKES ME FEEL....
hey guys! lets kill Chad before the thread ends!whadda you say guys?
>>29769474Can't.Chad's job is to job all the time but somehow never die.
>>29769501I want to test that theory
>>29769474Muh hardworking Mexibro
"Let's go see where this strange energy is from. I require knowledge of all strange happenings. Like a gang." You say sonidoing off towards the shop, abandoning your teaching responsibilities and making me ashamed of you. "I'm not actually a teacher you know. I just sort of pretend to be one in order to confuse people. Except when I actually am a teacher. Look, I will totally be a responsible adult next opportunity." You say looking forward as you speed through the city, going across the rooftops being impossibly fast.You end up across the street from a little shop, love little shops. "There seems to be a chameleon circuit around this shop." You say. No, it is just more or less cloaked from regular folks if they are not specifically looking for it or get lead to it. In front of the store are a pair of children, the girl a bit taller and gloomy looking with a pair of pink cheeks while the boy has blazing red hair- "The fuck is wrong with their hair?" You ask aloud.The pair of them start arguing until the boy starts to hit the girl with the broom, making the other one wince and cover herself. "Stop!" She shouts. Ahem."Oh fer the love of Bopfrod, fine!" You say. You walk over to the pair of them and grab the boy by the back of the shirt, decloaking before you reach the shop. He starts struggling and elbows you in the face. Your skin makes him realize how bad an idea that is at once."Oi, don't pick on yer mates, unless they shagged your bird. Oi! Small ape like creature in pink." You say looking at her, making her wince. "You shag his bird? Or, well, bloke I guess is also okay.""I don't know what that is." She replies softly as the boy struggles more."Let me go ugly! Hands off!" He shouts.(1/2)
"I'll bend you over my knee like my dad did to me. Or the kitchen table. Or mum's bed after giving her some sleeping pills. Or his favorite bar stool when his team lost the game and he has no way of paying his bet." You narrow your eyes as the little girl goes a few shades paler. None of that probably happened. "Maybe" You agree.Still, you let him go and he takes a few steps forward. He points his finger at you before shouting. "Who are you?!""Me? I'm The Doctor." You answer calmly."Doctor Who?" The girl asks politely."Just The Doctor." You reply. Now I sort of want them to live.Before you can say anything a large man leaps from the store and grabs the red one. Tomato we will call him. "Jinta!" The large man growls, rage bristling behind his facial hair."T-Tessa. I wasn't being rude to the customers I swear!" He starts but then they get into a comical argument which you sort of tune out.The girl leads you into the shop, which is filled with snacks by the way, then leaves. You wonder if it is okay to steal (Unless Jager is there it is) when a man with a floppy green and white striped hat, clocks, and a ratty Japanese clothes thing steps out. His smell is noticeably absent as he sits down at the front of the store."Welcome!" He offers with a small yawn. "Welcome to Urahara Shop! Is there anything I can interest you in? Some snacks? Some tea? I am afraid we are a pretty ordinary store."The smell of a cat fills this place.What do you say/do?[] CERO![] Ask him something[] Tell him something[] Buy something[] Steal his hat and run you beautiful bastard you.(2/2)
>>29769659...Snacks you say?
>>29769659>[] Ask him somethingGot Swedish fish?regardless of answer>[] Steal his hat and run you beautiful bastard you.we now know why we were put on this earth ( the omake one, not the regular one we came from)
>>29769659>[x] Steal his hat and run you beautiful bastard you.If someone wanted to ask him shit before this, that would also be fine.
>>29769659>[x] Steal his hat and run you beautiful bastard you.Like there's any other choice.
Rolled 15>>29769659>[X] Steal his hat and run you beautiful bastard you.The hat is our reason for being here! We must have it!
>>29769659>[x] Steal his hat and run you beautiful bastard you.>[x] Rhyme at himSomething about hats and cats.
>>29769659>GREETINGS! I COME FROM A WONDERFUL PLEASE FILE WITH LASERS AND EVIL MOONS! Channel the great me within us all>HatThe glorious path
>>29769659>[] Ask him somethingdoes the cloaking field hamper business? It just seems counter intuitive, especially for a small business like yours..
>>29769720this
>>29769720>>29769684These.
>>29769720This followed by >hat
>>29769720It is a valid question.
>>29769742B-brother?
>>29769774
>>29769774S-sister?
"Doesn't the dampening field sort of hamper business? I mean, it seems counter intuitive, especially for a small business like yours." You point out and he pulls out a paper fan."Those who need our services the most are usually able to find us! While we may not have many customers, those who do arrive find my shop is the only place to get what they need. Besides, let’s just say I really like my privacy." He explains happily. He doesn’t want any ‘undesirables’ coming into his shop. Bloody racist"Snacks." You offer."Of course!" He continues happily."Do you have Swedish fish?" You ask."Usually traditional Japanese sweets but I can-" He stats but you are not listening.You boldly stride forward to him and stand above him. He calmly fans himself with an amused smile. Then, like lighting, your arm shoots out. He seems shocked at your speed, so shocked he is unable to react as you take his god damned hat and put it on top of your head. You push him over onto his back with an "Eat it Nerd!" Before you stick out your tongue and with a "Meep Meep" you sonido off, channeling your go juice.(1/2)
As opposed to the normal "Thrum" of sonidoing this sounds more like a great crack which echoes around the store. You sonido out of the building and flee a few streets over, keeping your cloaking up. You look over the hat and lament its lack of violet, but you tolerate it. "I shall keep this hat, till the end of times, it will be a symbol of my conquest. I raped a man today monologue. And with it I took his most important part." You pat your head. Sort of have a molestation theme going on today. Want to talk about it? "Nah, Dark!Risa sort of rubs off on you. I should be fine once it is out of my system." You explain.You sonido back to your clock tower, no cracking sonic boom following you this time, and extend your senses once again.[]Orange is going back to the school. Course class is already over. Maybe they need a lecture on skipping class?[]To Hue Co. You have a hat, what more do you need?[]Check the residential district[]Other, please specify(2/2)
>>29769867YES>>29769876MORE YES>HUECO
>>29769876Kidnap Orange.Throw him into the wastes of Hue Co.what could go wrong
>>29769876>[x]Orange is going back to the school. Course class is already over. Maybe they need a lecture on skipping class?[]Other, please specifygo to the roof and decloak, just for a second.
Rolled 8>>29769876To Hue Co! Lets go see if we can find this universes plant bro/sis analogue!
>>29769876>[]To Hue Co. You have a hat, what more do you need?Go find a white tree. It has a grumpier r63 not-ShortFin in it.
>>29769893>Orihime invades Hueco to recover ichigo
>>29769876>[x]To Hue Co. You have a hat, what more do you need?>[x]Orange is going back to the school. Course class is already over. Maybe they need a lecture on skipping class?We need to kidnap both of them and throw them into Hueco.
>>29769914KUROSAKI KUN KUROSAKI KUN KUROSAKI KUN KUROSAKI KUN KUROSAKI KUN KUROSAKI KUN KUROSAKI KUN
>[X]Orange is going back to the school. Course class is already over. Maybe they need a lecture on skipping class?
>>29769914>Orihime>doing stuff
>>29769876Go to Hueco, but first lecture the delinquent.
>>29769876>[x]To Hue Co. You have a hat, what more do you need?
Looks like going Hue Co. Wins it. Will we kidnap orange and take him with us or not?
Rolled 6>>29769943Nah, leave the orange haired pussy in whatsthistowncalled.
>>29769943yes, with advice"pro tip: the more human it looks, the stronger it is!"I ponder at what stage of canon this is at...
>>29769943Before we fuck off to ghost mexico, can we let off one fuckhueg go juice flare just to fuck with the shinigami and then at the scene of the flare, carve some stupid cryptic bullshit into a hard surface?And yes. Kidnap the Orange.
>>29769943Yell at him for being a delinquent as we enter a garganta, confuse the hell out of him. Hollow truancy officer Brigade.
>>29769943Orange and assless if she's there too.
>>29769954> carve some stupid cryptic bullshit into a hard surface?how about "I wrote this message to specifically waste your time"?
>>29769943 I'd rather not kidnap him
>>29769943Yeah. Field trip.
>>29769943Yes, what's the worst that could happen.
Rolled 14>>29769954... I like this idea. Voting for it
>>29769954"The fruit has assimilated the world. All is become hat. Don't forget to stay in school and wd40 is the future. Keikakudoori."
>>29769954Oh gods yes. >Property of Risa Schrodinger
Next week on british dimension hoping soul eating monstrosity! We teach a sock puppet to love! Make a strawberry sundae! Steal the largest couch!
>>29769954"I took your hat. Thankyou for your contribution to saving the multiverse. Go to [made up address] for your reward, hat man."
we need a bunch of titles when we give our nameThe Werewolf of LondonThe Scarborough Fair SlasherLa Reina SecretaSave ScummerThe Laughing Genocidealso, look into acquiring a Tom Baker scarf
>>29770035If Monologue dumps us here more than once, we'll be known as That Fucking Cat and spoken with dread by the canon shills.
>>29770029HE WHO CONTROLS THE HAT, CONTROLS THE UNIVERSE >>29770035Queens consort
>>29770035Smiling Calamity
>>29770050i feel like we would be stealing yoruichi's thing
>>29770035"I put the 'laughter' in 'Slaughter'!"
>>29770087We'd be That Fucking Cat, not the cat that everyone's fucked.
>>29770010>Steal the largest couchAizen's couch would look alot better in Jaeger's throne room.
Rolled 17>>29770114Why. Why is the back of his couch so huge? What purpose would such a huge couch back have?
>>29770114does it have a hideaway bed in it?
>>29770122Its so they can tilt it over and turn it into a halfpipe, so they can shred radical kickflips and stuff.
>>29769954Rather not waste time kidnapping Cloud, I agree.with the first part though.
>>29770122Do not question the majesty of the couch. >>29770134Almost certainly, along with many other modern conveniences.
>>29770168cupholders?reversible seat cushions?
>>29770177All I know, is that it is the grandest prize we can aspire to in this doctor forsaken realm.
>>29770106ok ok I laughed i'll admit it
>>29770188Kisuke's hatAizen's couchByakuya's Scarfthe trifecta of canon omake swag
Rolled 18>>29770188... So does anyone else read forsaken as foreskin?
>>29770202Gentleman, we have our mission.
>>29770206I did the first time too...
>>29770202this
You realize that Orange and assless are not valuing their education, which Orange's crazy dad doesn't appreciate. "Wait what?" No time! You sonido towards Orange and assless and easily cut them off. You grab a bit of wood, time it just right, then throw it at his feet. He stumbles beautifully and you can't help but notice his sword is massive. "Compensating for something mate?" You ask as he gets up, assless looking dramatically at you. Seriously? Just because he has a big sword? So you are saying Jager has big tits because of her knife and you have average because you have an average? "Look, if Jager were a boy you know her cock would be massive." You say. Point."Who are you talking to?" Orange asks."Careful strawberry-" Assless starts."What?" What?"I have no idea who she is!" She continues.Wait, maybe his name is ichigo? Who the bloody hell names an orange kid Ichigo? Anyway, that isn't why we tripped him. "Oi, the bloody hell you think you're doing? Skipping class like that and going souling about with your shinigami slag? That what this all about? Figured you could just pop off, no one notice you? Well I noticed you." You say wagging your finger in a very disapproving manner, at both the premarital sex and the skipping class thing."Who are you?" Orange asks, the name already stuck.(1/3)
"Me? I'm Risa Schrodinger. The Laughing Genocide. The Fateweaver, Time Taker. Queen of Maybes, Meanwhiles, and Could Have Beens. I am she who stared into the light of the first dawn and stood before the whole of creation. I walk between worlds and dimensions. I sing the secret songs which only I know, which only I can ever remember from times which just can't happen again. I am also a not bad harp player." Not bad. "But today I am the truency police. You are skipping class young man and lady and I am afraid that just won't do. So! It is time for some punishment. Special time out corner for both you and Miss 'I don't wear knickers under my miniskirt' over there." You explain carving a message into the building beside you."Wh-what?" Assless says feeling around her skirt.It gives you a chance to carve the message 'How is a Raven like a Writing Desk? Know your enemy more than yourself and you will find all you love taken from you.'"Rukia?' Orange asks."She's lying!" She protests."True. Yes. Ah, I lied, I do that sometimes. I needed the distraction. Girl in a short skirt with no knickers on, course a boy will look away from the things I am doing and girl gets flustered. Has to check." You say as your white mask boils to the surface of your skin and your eyes gain a savage intensity.(2/3)
Orange looks terrified as you take your hand away and show your mask. He raises his blade, but you silence that nonsense at once by letting out the full enormity of your go-juice. He freezes in place as the screen gets all shaky symbolizing power. He kneels terrified as the energy overwhelms him and no ass does the same, doubling over in a cold sweat."Wh-What is that?" He asks, but has no time to say anything else as you cloak your go juice once more, pick both of them up and then walk through the world between worlds.You miss the seductive scent of sulfur as you walk in the in-between place and make a mental note to get some chocolates for hell when you get back. You open the garganta in the wastes of Hue Co. and toss both of them in there, then shut the door behind you. The moon mocks you with its moonyness, but you don't smell Cain, so you are a bit disappointed."What was that? Where are we?" Orange asks but Rukia seems to realize something."This is Hueco Mundo! The world of Hollows! This is where Aizen went. You work for him! If you are trying to kill us then you will find it not an easy fight." She says standing up. She pops a small green pill and stands there in her shinigami outfit and her hand on the hilt of her sword."Little girl, with ass not there,I find that accusation quite unfair.If in fact it was your death I sought,I see no reason why you need to be brought.I would gore you, kill you, maim you and slay.It wouldn't have even interrupted my day.So young lady with breasts oh so small,Close hostilities and walk with me, or I will make you fucking crawl." You growl narrowing your eyes.(3/4)
She seems to think on it for a moment before taking her hand off her sword. Rhyme diplomacy always works, but why always couplets? "Now then, what to do?"[]You need a fantastic butt to tide you over. Go find this universes Sin-Fin[]To Los Noches, may as well raise hell for the relevant powers[]Let your power flow freely, be the nightmare this world deserves.[]Leave the kids, back to the human world you go[]Other, please specify(4/4)
Rolled 14>>29770290Lets go to Los Noches. And set Assless up as king of the hollows.
>>29770290>[x]To Los Noches, may as well raise hell for the relevant powersWho rules here? Bring them the kids for giggles.
>>29770290>[x]To Los Noches, may as well raise hell for the relevant powerslets see what kind of tea does Aizen have in Hue co
>>29770290>[]Let your power flow freely, be the nightmare this world deserves.>[]You need a fantastic butt to tide you over. Go find this universes Sin-Fin
>>29770290>THE COUCHSo then scrubs, it's time to steal a throne most magnificent
>>29770290>[]To Los Noches, may as well raise hell for the relevant powers"Come, delinquents! The voices in my head tell me that this Aizen fellow has a ridiculously large couch. I want it."
Rolled 14>>29770323Add in that there will be snacks.
>>29770290>[x]You need a fantastic butt to tide you over. Go find this universes Sin-Fin
Los Noches seems to win
Just clearing this now.This is a silly harmless fun thread, right?We can't gloriously fuck this up and get stuck as a rock for longer, right?
>>29770290>[]Other, please specifyCan we go to the menos forest and try to good ole Satan Summoning Ritual?
>>29770418There are no real permanent repercussions barring potential hat and couch gaining.
>>29770445Then we must not fail. The couch is a prize of such majesty that to miss it would be a travesty.
>>29770418Aizen, Cap Commander, time rot 2spooky #2, and maybe Kenpachi are the only ones I can think of that would give us a hard timemaybe #8 because stall tactics
>>29770430I wouldn't try it, good ol sam doesn't like us very much right now. Not after we ate his plot rock and them BECAME the plot rock.
So right now we're inside a plot rock that's made of us.And somewhere in this world is the Hogyouku. A plotrock in a universe being simulated by a plotrock.What hath God wrought.
>>29770522That..would be an interesting thing to steal. Quick, someone convince me why it's a bad idea.
>>29770522Don't forget how this is only possible because of the apple.So it's a plotrock in a universe being simulated by a plotrock which only exists as it is thanks to the plotfruit.
Rolled 10>>29770533It has a complicated name we'll never remember!
>>29770533uhhhh universe imploding consequences? its all actually a hallucination the other us's in the plotrock are trying to get us out of a coma?
>>29770540We write it on the plotrock with a permanent marker.>>29770551That just makes me want to steal it more.
>>29770540I always just call it by its three consonant sounds. HGK.
>>29770559do you really think we can spell that?
>>29770566>implying we need to"Plotrock" will do.
>>29770581true but can we spell that? if not we can just ask monologue though.... does he know how to spell that?
>>29770319when we go steal aizan's couch we should do it as a little girl, or a really fucking happy lizard
"Come delinquents!" You shout, trying to get the old team back together. Up together? Whatever. "The voices in my head tell me this Aizen fellow has a fantastic couch. I need it.""Voices?" Orange asks, much like an asshole might."Yes. They generally tell me what to do. I do listen to them quite a bit actually. Were I anyone else I would recommend a good shrink, maybe some tasty therapy but I am not anyone else. I am Risa fucking Schrödinger, and I am deeply disturbed." You say grabbing hold of the pair of them.They are about to protest, but you sonido and thus silence their complaints. Like a blazing meteor of darkness and violet life you blaze through the deserts. You obliterate a few passing hollows who may or may not have deserved it and find yourself making impossibly good time to Los Noches. Before you stands the mighty palace, the great hollow kingdom. Defended by traps and warriors which will make your entrance too- And you just sort of crash right into it don't you? You slam into the dome protecting the palace and dive into the building itself, your arm and leg broken but quickly resetting themselves. You look around and smell the massing hollows, but your cloaking allows you to sonido away from them. I think maybe they can see your soul reaper companions? I was never too clear on how it worked."Well, we know anything in inventory is hidden from them. Should I shove them into my pants?" You ask glancing around. "Orange might be a bit annoying to get in there, but I am pretty sure I can get Miss flat in there pretty easy." You say making miss no bum glare at you.(1/2?)
You wander through the palace, having to stop every once and a while to glare at stupid face orange for being about to say something. Eventually you make it to a massive room where several arrancars are standing around posing. There is a busty dark one with a hollow mask covering her lower face, a blue haired one- "What the fuck is wrong with his hair?" You ask. The blue haired one is sort of posing too. There is a helmet guy "Where the fuck is his hair?" You ask. A pink haired- "The fuck is wrong with his hair?" One with rid- "The fuck hair?" And a- "hair the fuck?" You ask as a guy with hair sort of similar to Ryouichi's sits on a massive throne."Soon, we shall-" He starts but we don't listen.Nobuhiko was much better than him. I am sort of hungry. The QM keeps delaying because they are doodling still. My toes are cold.Eventually he stops and gives a dramatic movement, then leaves himself to go stare stupidly at the moon or accuse sex slaves of not dressing ethiopian enough. You sonido over to the massive throne and put your hands on your hips, looking the massive thing over. "Okay, we need to find some way to put this in my pants.""Stop" A female voice commands.(2/3)
Oh, it is busty in black. She is being flanked by- No, is that right? Or is a flank just two? "I think it is just two." You clarify for me. Thank you. She us accompanied by three other hollow women. One with long sleeves, one with also dark skin and poofy hair, and another with dichromatic eyes. "Hey, one of them is pretty cute!" The two eye colored-Wait do they get to keep their sex drive? What the fuck universe? How is that even sort of fair. "Hey, you're right. That's bullshit." You agree making the four of them look at you confused. Oh, your mask isn't on at the moment by the way.What do you want to do?[]Talk to your hollow comrades. Give them greetings from the land of yesterday![]Greet them with your fellow humans. Comment how human you are today[]Run away[]Ignore them[]Other, please specify(3/3)
>>29770667[]Other, please specifyask them if Aizen's couch throne has a hideaway bed in it or not
Rolled 15>>29770667>[X]Talk to your hollow comrades. Give them greetings from the land of yesterday!Also request their help in getting the couch into your pants!
>>29770667>[x]Other, please specifyUh. Tell the scrubs to handle them all while we take the couch and plot rock?
>>29770667>[]Talk to your hollow comrades. Give them greetings from the land of yesterday!"Ok, so if I pick up the couch this way, and then you rotate it, and then Miss Flat starts dryhumping the armrest, and Orange over there football tackles it, I think we can fit this fine stone sofa into my trousers."
>>29770667[X] OtherAsk the king guy where he buys his furniture! Seriously, who makes couches that fuckhuge?
So, about our upgrades. Shall we save up for a Reserve Tank? That seems like something we need the most.
>>29770839I'd like to know just how fast Ride the Wave is before deciding
>>29770667>[X]Talk to your hollow comrades. Give them greetings from the land of yesterday!
"So does this come with a bed or something in the back, because I got to say this is otherwise the strangest couch I have ever seen." You say."Hey, look at us when we are talking to you!" The eyeball thing says leaping towards you. You hold up a hand and catch her foot.Your mask boils out of your face as your eyes again look like a junky with nothing to lose. You slam her into the ground then to the other side, then spin her and throw her into the wall. Your voice gains a gurgling, dark edge as you look at the others. "Hello hollows. Are we all sitting comfortably? Good. Here's my plan. I lift this side, then Ms. Busty lifts it the other way, miss no arse dry humps the arm rest, and orange rugby tackles it I think we can fit it in my trousers." You say."You're a hollow." The long sleeved girl says."Yes, I am a hollow. The true self! I- Oh wait." You pause and look confused. "Sorry, that was persona. Though I would make an awesome persona." No you wouldn't. "How do you mean?" You ask. Well jamming you into a card or a brain? You are in a rock and already you are insufferable. If I jammed you into something I bet you would just keep jabbering on. "What do you know anyway?" Enough to be truly terrifying. "Still, I like that girl's sleeves." Yes, they are very lovely.We admire the woman's sleeves for a moment, making her cover her face slightly and glance away as we nod in approval. The large woman behind dark and brown who is also dark and brown. Hrm. We need better names. She steps forward and points to the milk chocolate? No. Hrm. "This is Tier Harribel! She is an Espada in Aizen Sou-" She starts but you hold up your hand.(1/3?)
"Yeah, first off? No idea who that is. People keep mentioning him and I honestly just smile and nod but really? Not even sort of an idea. Second? I don’t speak Spanish. Not even a lick of it. I don't even speak Japanese except a voice in my head auto translates for me. They refuse to do Spanish sometimes though." I refuse to speak evil. "Right. So could you maybe dumb it down just a bit?""Who are you?" Tier asks."Everyone asks me that. For today I am someone who wants this couch, Gimme the bloody couch and I won't box yer ears in." You explain. "I got a whole slew of music up here thanks to monologue and I am not afraid to use it as my fighting music. Though a troubling number of them are just whale songs and are labeled with sexy titles like 'Homolust ass fest 4." Yeah, it is like whale song phone sex. They get really fucking weird about halfway in. Whales are kinky as fuck."Aizen-sama didn't make you?" Two eyes says getting out of the rubble."Nah, I tore my face off because it seemed like a really good time. Was only a proper Vasto for about twenty minutes before I did it too." You explain."V-Vasto?!" Ms. No breasts says."How, uh, did it hurt?' Orange asks."Like tiny hooks latching onto each of my pain centers in the nerves of my skin ripping it off for over a week or a month or something. In a way it was like clearing the sinuses you know? Very therapeutic." You explain."That's a lie, we can't sense your" static "go juice!" Sorry, their name is just stupid."Yeah, my go juice makes people crazy. It's a whole thing. Look, we are getting nowhere. You are sworn to protect and serve this Asian-" Aizen "Aizen guy right?" You ask."Correct." Tier confirms.(2/3)
"Did he ever say 'By the way, just so we are clear, you lot make sure no one nicks my sofa throne'?" You ask."He did not." Tier continues."Then there isn't any harm in helping me take it is there? Come on, it's a gift for a friend! She has large breasts just like you, which practically makes you family." You say. "Plus, we have to hurry this up or orange here will explode from lust." You jab a finger at him. "Delicate age. Bless.""What are you talking about?" Orange asks with the vein thingy."You were checking out my bum." You say without looking at him."N-No I wasn-" He starts."Course you were, it's a fantastic bum. Hypnotic even. Got that gap thing and everything. Speaking of! Is there a terminally depressed girl here with some bullshit power levels and a continuously growing collection of hats? No? Pity that." You sigh."Hey! Don't ignore us!" Tall and dark says. Ooh, I hate that name.[] More diplomacy. Your strange ramblings are like the kisses of a muse![] Just cero the crap out of them, you need to get this chair into your pants.[] Release your go juice. Make them kneel before Schrodinger![] Other, please specify(3/3)
>>29771055>[] Other, please specifyAsk for not-SinFin again. This one isn't a girl, but it still has the stupid tear lines and clown makeup.If they refuse, make em kneel.
>>29771055>>29771055>Release your go juice. Make them kneel before Schrodinger!Show em whos top cat today. And tomorrow if we can swing it.
>>29771055>[x] Release your go juice. Make them kneel before Schrodinger!You will kneel before me Jor El! You and one day YOUR HEIR!
>hollow quest this earlyHOLY SHIT>>29771055>[X] More diplomacy. Your strange ramblings are like the kisses of a muse!we are best diplomancer.
>>29771055[] Release your go juice. Make them kneel before Schrodinger!
>>29771055>[x] Release your go juice. Make them kneel before Schrodinger!Crawl upon the ground, worms. That should make them more susceptible to our masterful diplomancing.
>>29771055[X] Release your go juice. Make them kneel before Schrodinger!They wanted to see our go juice. So they gets to see our go juice.
>>29771055>[] Release your go juice. Make them kneel before Schrodinger!It feels so fucking good to showboat.
>>29771055>[] Release your go juice. Make them kneel before Schrodinger!>[] Other, please specifyJust gravity the couch out of here. Make it float and ride it like a magic carpet couch.
>>29771163at this point we just need to start calling ourselves boxcar joe the magic hobo and go completely fuck insane.
>>29771055>[X] Release your go juice. Make them kneel before Schrodinger!
>>29771177implying we aren't already
Releasing our go juice will attract everyone in Las Noches... This should be fun. I wish we had the contagious poison, just for this one time.
>>29771184at least we have some sembalance of scruples.it could be worse.
>>29771212Yeah Jager could not be here to stop us when we- Oh dear.
>>29771224this is going to be good, or is it bad, meh same diff
>>29771224One problem with this. As and when you end up in Jaeger's head, you would rat us out. Traitor.
"Take me to the most depressed Hollow in all the realm so that I may make them my woobly!"
You frown as they continue being little people. Damn scrubs and their scrubbing about, don't they see you are just so bloody brilliant? No, wait, hang on. Sorry, that was your inner supervillain talking. She does that sometimes. You sigh before snapping your fingers and releasing the cloak you held over your own power. You give it a bit of a push to fly freely and the camera gets shaky again.Orange and flatty tremble and fall of course, and the scrubby hollows slowly start to fall, but not Tier. She takes a step back as the thick soup of go juice, the raw energy of a Vasto Lorde washes over her and through the palace like a thick miasma of madness. Secret whispers and dark things flow out, all just projects of the sickened mind who made them. You feel sickening malice fill your voice as you stare down at the weak ones. "Kneel." You command.Tier reaches for her blade but you channel your gravity to force her down, crushing the floor under her as her own energy tries to compensate for it. The other three look at her then to you. You feel a malignant glee overtake you. What's the harm in indulging yourself a little for a change? "Now crawl." You command to the three hollows."Never I-" The long sleeve girl says, but a current of gravity blasts her while an orb of gravity crushes one of her knees.She screams and you feel yourself shiver in delight, no Jager to pretend to be a good person for. "Crawl over here and kiss my foot. Swear your loyalty to us, and beg me to give you a command. Then, if you are very, very lucky. I might just stop hurting the people you care about in front of you. And if you make me laugh extra hard, I might even stop hurting you." You say as your energy flares up, uncontrolled and mad at the world around you. Tier releases her own go juice, a brilliant yellow born of purity and nurturing and throws off your gravity.(1/3)
She rushes you, slashing her strange sword into your body. You snicker as the blade misses your organs, the slippery things just sort of buggering out of the way. The blade catches on part of your spine and you lean close to her. "Oh, stop it. You are hurting me." You say then wrap your arms around her head. You press your mouth mask fragment to hers and wheeze out "Hollow Kisses" before kicking her away to the back of the throne room.She manages to hold onto her blade and it goes with her. You lift your shirt a little to show them the rapidly closing wound. "I wonder. Is this what Ryouichi felt like when he went batshit? Like everything in the world will just break if I touch it? It's sort of refreshing. No Lucifer to remind me I am weak no Chiaki to imply disapprovingly at me. Oh, this is so much fun." You shiver as you smell other go juice signatures approach the throne room."Come little ones, hurry to me. Feel my boredom with your misery." You say. Tier glances at her companions and you get a delightfully wicked idea. "Pick one." You say charging your go juice. "If you pick one of your companions to die, then I will not hurt the other two. Otherwise." You fire balas into the group, the violet energy sending screams of agony through the room. "I will torture them.""Why?" Tier asks looking at you confused."Why? Why?! You dare to ask me why when you-" You start then think for a second. "You know, it all started because you didn't help me move the sofa. Then one thing led to another and I realized how fun it was to pick on you." Huh. No wonder we keep other people around, but who cares. Look at the sleeve one. The way she twitches and spasms because we blew out her knee. You narrow your eyes as the smile goes to your ears, your mask concealing it.(2/3)
"Let them go. Please." Tier asks and you shiver."Beg." You command and watch as she gets onto her knees."Please. I will do whatever you ask. Let them go." She says and you hear her companions mewl out unhappily.You walk over to her, your thick combat boots making a satisfying sound as the hit the ground. You lean over close to her and whisper barely able to contain your laughter. "No"She snarls and a large impractical blade slams into you. It sends you flying back as your skin blocks most of the damage and you slam into the wall, and cancel your gravity and go juice."Nnoitra!" Tier says and you see a strange smiling man pull the large blade back."Eh? What's this? Stupid, you got your troops messed up in Aizen-sama's throne room. Heh, being on your knees suits you. You should stay down there and leave this work to a man." He sneers."It is still alive." She says and you know that is your cue.You step out of the wreckage with both of your arms changed. Like a giant zipper twisting slightly around your arm so it loops once then ends in your pits. Teeth open up, and lashing tentacles with barbed edges stab out randomly, cutting and gouging stone and yourself. The great zipper mouths with pointy teeth that are your arms lets out hissing wails as the newcomer takes a small step back. "A new toy for us to break." You say, the strange echoes of those you have taken coming from your arms. "How thoughtful to give yourself to me."That sofa is so fucking ours.OMAKE THREAD 2 ENDWill be around for questions, concerns, comments, etc.(3/3)
>>29771350>No Lucifer to remind me I am weak no Chiaki to imply disapprovingly at me. Oh, this is so much fun.[shadowruns intensify]
>"Genocide is nothing more than a game for me. Whether it is humans, hollows, shinigami, even gods. The only thing I really need to worry about is keeping score"
>>29771364This woulda all been resolved peacefully if only they'd helped us with the sofa. Now we're gonna have to steal that sofa from their cold dead hands.
>>29771364cutting loose feels sooooo fucking GOOD.Lets break everything!
>>29771364Fuck, man. I was waiting for something like this. About time Risa got some slack and vented her frustrations over becoming a rock. Nobody stands between us and that sofa.
>>29771372Ha ha ha.>>29771374I wonder what our score actually is. Hrm.>>29771390Seems fair.>>29771394Ha ha ha.By the way, the individual character answering stuff may have to wait till I am better at drawing and don't take for fucking ever on one or two thingy majigs.
>>29771364is the Orange a vizard ?
>>29771410It is so going in the pants.>>29771421Who knows? Maybe.
>>29771430is it leather? and we'll probably need a coffee table or a rug to go with it. maybe some throw pillows
>>29771449That sofa is made of pure plot. But leaving the matching but to Jager may be best. She is better than you at it after all.
>>29771364>Will be around for questions, concerns, comments, etc.I'll be completely honest, this is far more fun than the Jager threads.I remember that you said you were mainly running the Jager PoVs to kill time while you worked out the plot and mechanics for godhood. Any chance that you run more of the canonnoncanon omake threads instead of doing the Jager threads? It's nice to have some mindless fun powerwanking sofa thieving without worrying about fucking everything up.
>>29771454How are the doodles coming up?
mmmmm...Power Trip....
>>29771414If we're stealing the hat and sofa from Canon, would it be possible to steal people from Canon?
>>29771491Don Kanoji as our court Jester?
>>29771491This entire thing is being simulated on the godrock. Pretty sure it's easier to materialize a hat and sofa than a person.Doing a person would probably drain all our miracle mojo and they'd be weaker than what we could get by corralling a bunch of scrubs and forcing them to eat eachother in the real world.
>>29771476Thanks for your honesty. Yeah, if people enjoy this more I certainly can.Actually it was a tossup between the Canon!Omake and a beach episode. Glad I went with the chance to go crazy pants.>>29771478The one I posted on twitter hasn't been worked on any, and I probably won't until the face stops looking weird. I can post the one I started tonight on here if you would like though keep in mind it is still a sketch.>>29771491No.
>>29771506Post it man.
>>29771506>until the face stops looking weirdIt's all the mouth. The way you have it shaped and positioned gives her this pseudo horseface / dog-maw combo impression. It's boxy and angled up while the rest of her face is angled like she's looking down slightly.
>>29771506>beach episodeHnnngh. Also want.
>>29771521Done>>29771522I think you might be absolutely right. Thanks!
>>29771537I agree with this message.Say, does our R2 form have the same stitched-together shirt as human form?
so this faggot gotta eat a Black Hole Buster Cero, as much I'd Risa like to punch and or kick him to death.
>>29771547R2 is nicer clothes iirc
>>29771547Nicer clothes.
So Bleach finally got around to explaining the Quincy origins and why Juha has such a war boner.I personally liked the Loki origins better.
>>29771576I stopped reading ages agospoil it for me!
>>29771537Why do you hate the tres bestias? Muh Apacci
>>29771590Because they didn't help to move the bloody sofa!
>>29771564>Nicer clothes.Plain white?
>>29771590there was plenty of eyecandy already and nobody cares about super Bullwinkle Captain Planet.We must help Kubo whittle down the oversized cast till only his favorite remains white background
>>29771580Juha was born a vegetable coma baby that would heal people when they touched him. The healing was because he would send out a bit of his soul and then when they died it would all go back to him, assimilating their soul into his and making him a little bit stronger. Eventually he was no longer a vegetable, and learned how to start more efficiently doing the soul thing to bestow power. Quincy are all people that have little bits of his soul. Everything that a quincy fights gets infected and Juha assimilates them when they die. He can't stop fighting shit and waging war because if the flow of souls stops, he goes vegetative again.
>>29771613>white backgroundWhy do you think the series is called "Bleach"?
>>29771617Dah fuq
>>29771604Indeed. You can tell how original I was when I wrote it right?I think the mouth may look better now as a simple smile. I may make the eyes narrower, but I am more or less ready to line it! Woo hoo!
>>29771617>>29771638he's like the bus from Speed, except with violence instead of go fast and vegetative state instead of explode.probably no Sandra Bullock or Dennis Hopper though.
>>29771617
>>29771661Kubo, nigga.
>>29771613You monster
>>29771677I stick by my opinion on him: the man can draw and design characters. Just keep him away from anything plot related and have someone else do backgrounds.
I stand corrected, just doing a single line makes me more awful than anything imaginable. I will stick with the sketchy sort of look and just work on making them more detailed. Curse you gornabrious bopfrod
>>29771537>>29771646Some may note that Risa's hair always seems quite messy. That is because she is a hardcore punk rock chick who doesn't give a damn what society thinks!Though Jager will often brush it for her. She can not right now because we are plot rock.
>>29771786Jager will brush our hair all proper after she gets our gift.Which reminds me. Hat for muh short fin, sofa for Jager, but what for us and Monologue?
>>29771794The plotrock crystal.I fully expect that this thing we're inside is going to be like a cork in Risa's hollow hole.
>>29771794More Jaeger cuddles when she gets our gift. Gotta make sure to motorboat her or something for monologue
>>29771803I am all for it if one could gaze the realm of madness through it.
>>29771786If Jager is using the crystal as brooch, doesn't that mean that once Risa reforms she'll be wrapped around Jager's face?I know it'll be fine with shapeshifting, but that's gonna be really unpleasant for Jager at first.
>>29771817Nah, we will form a good distance away. You are also operating under the assumption monologue knows what a brooch is which is, well. S/he still sometimes calls you young man. Really, ball parking it you can assume Jager is putting it in something but other than that?
>>29771638Essentially everything a Quincy fights gets nommed by Juha, and if he stops nomming souls he goes into a coma.
>>29771840The quincy genocide actually makes sense now. The soul reapers should have finished the job.
>>29771836"A brooch?""Yeah, that hole in the middle of your face that you use to eat that candy."
>>29771840So basically, he's a selfish bastard who is terrified of death and so is willing to damn the souls of those killed to sustain his vampiric existence? This man, he is a blight. >>29771794Byakura's scarf?
>>29771997Technically he's scared of spending eternity like alive paralyzed Helen Keller. As is, he can't die but he can be trapped in something much worse. It's been speculated that the whole thing he's doing is to find a way to off himself, and it makes sense with how he's grooming Uryuu to take over his position as ruler.
>>29772069... If he's trying to die, why not talk with the shinigami about the whole deal rather than nomming souls?
>>29772109Shinigami cannot kill him - hed just respawn in SS because of how Zanpakuto work.
And done with this one for tonight.No MGNQ tonight, so I will be going to bed. Goodnight!
>>29771836Why does Hollow quest always show up after I go to sleep? Anyway this one was pretty fun.
>>29772147>wearing a brahue hue hue
You know, Canon verse seems nice. We should vacation here again. But bring the whole crew with us.
>>29772147Night mate, thanks for running!
Poor Ichigo and Rukia...and poor Tier and her Fraccions, some of the few people here who aren't bags of dicks.Oh man, I wonder what Ichigo and Rukia are thinking about all of this.Also, YOU AND DECULTURE ARE UP TO SOMETHING,
>>29772249The uproar in SS should be delicious after this.>SOMEONE SOLOED HUECO AND PROMISED TO RETURN BEFORE VANISHING IN THIN AIR>MY HAT WAS STOLEN>SQUAD BROKEN
>>29772275>What was with that cryptic bullshit carved into the wall of the abduction site?
>>29772316>quincyfags start freaking out about someone figuring out their darkest plans
>>29772147>>29772166> Not wearing safety fins through the shirt and nipple.hue hue
>>29772358pins* fucking auto correct
>>29772249Not bags of dicks?They didn't even help us move one couch!
>>29772461I think they are just in shock
>>29772547Maybe we could see if they are willing to help us move the couch now?
>>29772682Somehow, I feel we might be a bit beyond that.Though it would make for an amusing non-sequitor.>Change of plan Sharktits! Your minions get to live if they help me move a couch to who knows where! Onwards to adventure!
>>29773297We could make sharktits and mysonginistic asshole fight to the death for our amusement. Winner gets to help us move the couch, and learns how to get stronger.Said instruction consists entirely of telling her that secunda etapa is a thing and showing it to her.
So, who do we want to abduct and bring back with us just for fun?
>>29773367>segunda etapa is a thingNo. We save that for when Ulquiorra shows up and then we lord it over him. Remember, the omake's are for maximum powerwanking and self-aggrandizement.Completely serious. It's really refreshing to just bash everything with a massive dick made of POWERLEVEL
>>29773398Flaunting our powerlevel is awesome and we should do it more.
>>29773431Over who though? I think all the nofungami died or something, I honestly wasn't paying attention. Is Sin-Fin's slut still around?
>>29773367Could be amusing.>>29773397We can't unfortunately. Or I would suggest as many random people as we can.Also, new fetch quest. Every single captains Haoiri/cape/jacket thing.
>>29773449Alot of them are still alive and currently freeloading at our shrine.
>>29773449Probably won't work as well in our own verse. Too many things to beat us down. Though the nofunigami are still around, protecting whatever souls they can. Everyone who got to our shrine still lives, which is..a lot of them or something.
>>29773475I just had a thought.Since we ate the soul king, does that mean that the Shinigami work for us now?
>>29773461>We can't unfortunately. Or I would suggest as many random people as we can.not even Nel? She wouldn't even notice she changed dimensions.
>>29773491We can't. Physically can't. Too much power required or something. Hats and big sofas are easy. People are a bit too much.
>>29773490We totally need to let this slip once they've figured out we're from an alternate dimension.>"Oh the soul king? Yeah, I ate him."
>>29773490Probably not yet
>>29773507Abduct Hat guys and make him make a machine to do it for us. Power it with the plot rock we steal from Aizen.
>>29773545>"I WILL SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS IF YOU HELP ME THROW THEM INTO MY UNIVERSE! IT WILL BE FUN!"
>>29773507We could dye her hair ginger. Everyone knows gingers don't have souls.
>>29773461>Every single captains Haoiri/cape/jacket thing.So...after we solo HueCo, we solo SoulSoc?I can dig it...
>>29773645Technically we don't need to do it ourselves. Beat these shills into submission, then open a Garganta into the heart of SS and watch the shitstorm begin. Then we move around uninterrupted and steal whatever we want.
>>29773664>"Captain Commander! It appears to be raining arrancar bodies! What should we do?"
>>29773545>>29773559>>29773553combine these three things for maximum fun. Question for anons, if you could take one Espada (and accompanying minions) who would you take?
>>29773723Sharktits. We've almost got her properly trained already.
>>29773723The gluttony one. He doesn't have a cap set on xp gain from eating, so we could stuff him to the brim and then feed him to Jager or eat him ourself.
>>29773723Probably harribel. Though that bridge seems to be currently undergoing carpet bombing.Though grimjow would likely fit into the madhouse that is HueCo better than most.Or stark. Stark is bro-tier.
>>29773723Ulqoirra. Knows how to follow orders and is unlikely to go for a backstab. And who knows, might teach others how to get R2 without nomming on powerful and thus rare entities.
>>29773803Or was it Ulquiorra. It probably was. Fuck his name, he'd need a nickname.
>>29773743>>29773760Sharktits and Jaeger would probably get along quite well actually.
>>29773819My happy?Doom and Gloom?The Cure?Sin-Fin 2:Electric Boogaloo?
>>29773723Yeah, not gonna lie. I'd take sharktits without a second thought.
>>29773743>>29773760>>29773893Somehow, I get the feeling that she doesn't really like us.Maybe we got off on the wrong foot.
>>29774000We can fix things
>>29774039I doubt it bro. People take offence to you breaking their subordinates legs and throwing a sophies choice at them.
>>29774039That's...not really our modus operandi.Also, we tortured her Fraccion in front of her.
>>29774071>>29774081Aren't our attacks also poisonous? And that poison drives people insane?
>>29774141>>29774071>>29774081We just need some WD-40 and Duct tape and we can fix anything.Though I suppose memory charms will help.
>>29774141Yep. It takes about a day I think and strong people can resist it.
>>29774141we usually actively use it though.
>>29774162>Over the coming weeks, Harribel and her fraccion are subjected to increasingly elaborate schemes of Risa's to try and make them forget the whole "I tortured your subordinates because you wouldn't help me steal a couch" thing.
I've got it! we can play a game with Sharktits and asshole. She has 5 minutes to try whatever she wants to make us release. If she wins, we teach her how to be stronger to protect her Fraccon. If she loses, her girls go off the deep end.Asshole dies either way.
>>29774081Though at the same time, it's a very clear choice with Risa: they can either be our bros, and we'll be cool-ish to them, or they can be our amusement. I suppose it's all hypothetical anyway.
You know we could use life drinker on the tres bestias.
>>29774292I think it's kind of ironic that we're being just a massive cunt to the one hollow who is most like Jager.
>>29775454I've got it. We can tell her that since Jager isn't around she now has his job. We just have to murder that smugm prick over there to give her the queen job
>>29775454I was thinking that. Bit depressing really.>>29775815Indeed. She gets to be our conscience
>>29775815>>29775883So we suddenly stop mid-fight.Declare that sometimes we go a bit mad without people around to act as our conscience and ask if she wants the job? It might work I suppose.
