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>What is this?

Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a Saiyan Warrior. Decisions are made by vote, with the option to earn the most votes in a ten minute interval winning.

>Stats

Power Level: 38,000,000

Health: Excellent

Ki: 90%

>Recap
You once more rendered yourself unconscious for a considerable amount of time during training. After waking up, Salta told you of a plan Android 17 came up with. You travelled to the lab you rescued 18 from, and located a remote you believed to be an android destruct remote. You took it back to Mars and left it with Bulma, before returning to Earth and facing off in a sparring match against Androids 17 and 18. Together, they have so far proven to be difficult opponents to overcome.
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>IMPORTANT

The voting system has been changed. Rather than being first to three votes winning, the system is now where whatever option receives the most votes after ten minutes wins. Also, for those of you who were here last night and know that I gave you a doover, know that this is the LAST time. I don't want to hear any more "But I voted against that" whatever gets the most votes wins, blame the players who vote for it, not me
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>>29777226
The change in voting was a long time coming, but it is a welcome change.
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At the very last second, you dodge his punch. Gathering ki armor around your head, you proceed to headbutt 17. He grunts in pain and holds his head while he delivers a kick to the side of yours that sends you flying away from him. 18 suddenly appears and delivers a two handed downward strike that sends you plummeting towards the ground. 17 appears below you and fires an energy blast upwards. It strikes you full force and crashes you into the ceiling, continuing to push you against it. 18 appears next to 17, smirking up at you.

"Give up yet?" she asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29777260
>A
"Honest question, can you sense my energy without the scouters?"
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>>29777260
>one vote in 10 minutes
Well, this is an interesting test of the new voting system.

How well can I play solitaire?
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>>29777260
>A Of course not
>B IT to Kami, wait a while, then IT back to 17 and punch him in the gut
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>>29777301
"Honest question, can you sense my energy without the scouters" you ask, still being blasted into the ceiling by 17's blast.

"Nope, but we don't need to" 17 says, putting more power into his blast.

18 reaches up and adds her own to the list, and the two powerful blasts consider to push you into the ceiling. You feel yourself burn from the energy and grind your teeth in pain.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29777553
>B
IT behind 17, smack 18 with him

Imma grab a mothafucka and hit a mothafucka with anotha mothafucka

Please don't actually say that.
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>>29777553
charge at 18 and when we get to her, kick off her and go for 17
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>>29777553
>B KAMEHAMEHA
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>>29777669
No. At this power advantage, a kamehameha would likely kill them both just as certainly as ki strands would dismember them.
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>>29777669
>>29777609
>>29777590
Vote
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>>29777699
Voting for >>29777590

But really, I'd be fine with anything but >>29777669
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>>29777590
>>29777609
>>29777669
Time's up, first one to get a second vote wins
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>>29777728
Backing >>29777726
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>>29777152
what anime is this
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>>29777726
>>29777590
You use your Instant Transmission to get behind 17. Grabbing him by his ankles, you swing him into 18, sending her flying across the room. 17 blasts you in the face, loosening your grip enough for him to jerk his right foot free and deliver a kick to your face that causes you to let go and go sliding backwards across the floor. 18 appears behind you as you slide and stops you by placing her foot against your head.

Looking up at her, you see her right palm being held just above your face, glowing with energy.

>A. Dodge

>B. Block

>C. Deflect

>D. Something else
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>>29777782
boku no pico
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>>29777790
explosive afterimage above her and rush down
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>>29777790
>B
but block by grabbing her hand and squelching her blast with your raw masculinity
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>>29777790
>D
IT behind her, full nelson. Turn to face 17 so he can't get behind us.
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>>29777790
>D
"Go ahead and do it. I'm tired of a fight where I can't go full-out anyway."
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Rolled 61

>>29777844
this
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>>29778004
>>29777844
You use your Instant Transmission to get behind her, putting her in a full nelson. You turn towards 17 to try and keep him from attacking you. 18 chuckles and uses her Android Barrier, the sphere of energy expanding and throwing you off of her. She turns, and both she and 17 fire energy waves at you.

>A. Dodge

>B. Block

>C. Deflect

>D. Something else
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Rolled 39

>>29778057
>A
Keep dodging everything they throw at us
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>>29778057
dodge

then charge at one and afterimage through them and hit the other one
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>>29778057
>B
Ki armor, tank the blasts.
>A
"Not being able to use any offensive techniques is a pain. Dijon driller or kamehameha could kill you, ki strands could dismember you, grappling with you like this would basically be torture."

"Grab a scouter and see for yourself."
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>>29777522
nigga is you dumb? androids can't be sensed and therefore can't be teleported to
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>>29778205
We can sense their minds. We've also been teleporting to places we've visualized.
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>>29778057


>>29778136
Second this
but without "Grab a scouter and see for yourself."
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>>29778233
Why without? They've admitted they can't sense us, so they probably don't realize that they're outclassed, and that we've been unable to fight back effectively because of how outclassed they are.

When 18 figured out that we were WAY stronger than her in SKKx3, she surrendered immediately.
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>>29778266
It just seemed a little too cocky sounding. The goal here is to test our strength, not to scare them into surrendering.

But either way >>29778136
is the best option, with or without the last line
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>>29778136
>>29778233
>>29778266
You activate your Ki Armor, taking the blasts full force, being pushed back slowly into the wall. The blasts have no real effect on you, however.

"Not being able to use any offensive attacks is a pain" you tell the androids. "Dijon Driller or Kamehameha could kill you, Ki Strands could dismember you, grappling with you like this would basically be torture."

"Just hold back with your energy blasts like we have" 18 suggests.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29778341
And our strength has been tested. Even put together, their energy waves "burned". Basically, it hurt. It was a nuisance.
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>>29778380
This is the perfect time to test our physical prowess.
full tactical rape train, reserve the ki powers.
instead, try to use it to regenerate your body passively.
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>>29778380
>B. Do as the lass said, energy attacks set on stun!
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>>29778380
>A
"Suit yourself."
>B
Use the ki armor burst, IT between them, and try that scattershot technique we saw Ica use, aimed in both their directions. Throttle it back to moderate levels.
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>>29778380
this>>29778480
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>>29778480
To clarify: our advantage on 18 was a little more than twice what it was now, and "light" punches hit her like freight trains. At this much of an advantage, a "moderate" strength ball of energy should hurt like hell, but shouldn't be anywhere near fatal. Two or three hits may knock them out.
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>>29778557
just to be sure, make it light and gradually raise the strength of the ki balls until they have trouble with it.
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>>29778606
I don't think that's needed, but if it makes you more comfortable than sure.
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>>29778606
To be precise, shoot a fly, then something bigger, then bigger until it becomes mount everest, but do be careful.
this will help us to understand how much control we have and if our assumptions are right.
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>>29778667
I think that's only confused the issue.

Point is, lowball it, then build a little from there.
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>>29778634
The better we know 17 and 18, the better we know 16.
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>>29778606
Better safe than sorry in my opinion
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>>29778685
>>29778684
>>29778667
>>29778634
>>29778606
>>29778557
>>29778494
>>29778480
By scattershot, do you mean that energy ball he used that exploded into smaller blasts?
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>>29778685
Not really, we already know that 16 probably can't sense ki either, and that his energy won't run out, like 17 and 18. So the way to beat him is to overwhelm him quickly enough that his endurance doesn't even factor in.
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>>29778706
I'd like to see a variant, forming small balls at each fingertip of equal strength. That way there's no risk of hitting them with a stronger blast that hasn't burst into smaller ones yet.
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>>29778750
this
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>>29778706
Yes, I think so.
But please, make it weaksauce, then we go from there.
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>>29778706
>>29778750
And to make our intent clear, these are weaker blasts. The reason for multiples rather than splitting them off a bigger one is that the big one would need to be more powerful, and I wouldn't want to risk hitting them with THAT rather than the weaker blasts.
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>>29778762
>>29778750
>>29778724
>>29778706
>>29778697
>>29778685
>>29778684
>>29778667
>>29778634
>>29778606
>>29778557
>>29778494
>>29778480
>>29778467
>>29778465
>>29778390
>>29778763
"Suit yourself" you tell them.

Shooting the energy from your Ki Armor outward, you manage to hold their blasts back long enough to get between them using Instant Transmission. You decide to try something new, similar to an attack used against you by Ica. You shoot small balls of energy out of each finger and they explode into weak energy blasts. The Androids dodge using Instant Transmission, and 17 appears behind you, delivering a punch to the back of your head that knocks you on your face.

"That's more like it" he tells you. "But put a little more effort in."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29778952
>B
Launch a somewhat stronger blast from the tip of our tail.
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>>29777152
Link to the pastebin please?
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>>29778952
"okay." make it double.
Make it +2 every time.
we aren't that hurt, are we?
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>>29778952
this>>29779057
>>29779052
http://pastebin.com/EBPnZfRz
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>>29779057
>>29779085
"Alright" you tell him, putting double power into your next series of energy balls.

17 smirks and teleports away from the blasts, and 18 appears in front of you, delivering a kick to your face that knocks you into the air. She then appears above you, giving a two handed downward strike that sends you hurtling towards the ground. 17 appears just before you reach the ground and kicks you across the room.

"Hey, stop holding back so much" he tells you.

"We're not exactly weak, and in this form your advantage isn't significant enough where you can afford to go too easy on us" 18 adds.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29779311
>B. Put as much power as they do on their attacks but with 5% more power
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>>29779311
This much power>>29779380


>B. Use that Scattershot attack.
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>>29779380
make it 5% less than theirs, than work from there.
If theyngive their all, a bit more could kill them.
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>>29779311
Make an image infront of 17 and an image infront of 18 so they are facing away from each other, then teleport between them (behind both) and blast them with in their backs full power (whihc, because it's divided between each of our hands shouldn't kill them).
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>>29779404
oh and:
"What if I become too swole to control?"
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>>29779311
A.
"Alright then, here I go!"
B.
Power up a little bit because this is DBZ and we do that.
Charge a Dijon Driller in either hand, but do both at 50% power. Unless 50% power is enough to kill them, then go 25%.
IT between them.
Fire one at 17 and one at 18.
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>>29779404
we have 3.8bil to share, if we wanted to do 5% less for each of them then we would need to give them 2.85 each, which needs 5.7 total. If we are going to be fucking around like you want as to we really are going to lose.
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>>29779574
>>29779514
>>29779404
>>29779394
>>29779380
You try the attack again, this time putting the same amount of energy into it as they do into theirs. They dodge and come charging at you side by side.

>A. Say something

>B. Dodge

>C. Counter

>D. Block

>E. Meet them head on

>F. Something else
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>>29779574
ooookay. i am just saiyan.
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>>29779621
>E. Meet them head on
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>>29779621
>C
Simulate a Bardock Bomber, but adjust it to their strength.
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>>29779621
C.
When they get to point-blank give them both a Dijon Driller, but hold back enough that it won't kill them. No more than 75% power.
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Rolled 41

>>29779621
>E
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>>29779682
fuckin' hell people, stop holding back, we are obviously losing!
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>>29779621
raise the power by 10% and meet them head on, shadow thingie them, IT back, just enough to make them turn, then shadow thingie back and IT to the original place.
Shmash their heads against each other.
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>>29779680
I'd also suggest monitoring the impacts. If it seems like we're going to seriously fuck them up with continuous hits, re-aim them at the walls.
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>>29779711
We are sparing anon. It doesn't matter if we lose, it does however matter if we kill or dismember one of them.
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>>29779711
If we don't hold back to a degree, we WILL kill them both. The only question is finding the butter zone of effectiveness.

And don't mistake not hitting for cause to put more power into it. If we miss, it says nothing about how we've calibrated it power-wise. All it says is that we missed.
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>>29779776
no, we can wish them back if we kill them. If they were weak and asking for it then they deserved to die.

>I'm just the saiyan blood talking here
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>>29779621
hey somnius, could we try to teleport our kiballs later?
>>kibomb teleported inside the enemies intestines.
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>>29779839
Dude, way to ruin friendships.
Let's not do to that.
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>>29779863
Ohhhhh. We should IT to one side of the fight, fire a beam then IT to the other side of the fight and fire another beam, try to sandwich them between the two beams!
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>>29779839
And with that one sentence, you've lost any hope you had for me taking you seriously.
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>>29779680
>>29779682
>>29779711
>>29779727
>>29779747
>>29779776
>>29779810
>>29779839
>>29779863
>>29779868
>>29779908
>>29779910
You decide to mimic your sons' attack, the Bardock Bomber. Allowing your energy to boil and come to the surface, you unleash it, but all this does it create a slightly more powerful version of your Ki Armor Explosion. 17 and 18 are thrown back, flipping midair and landing in crouching positions. You follow up by firing a pair of Dijon Drillers, but they avoid the attack. 17 vanishes and 18 fires a flurry of energy blasts at you.

>A. Dodge

>B. Block

>C. Deflect

>D. Something else
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>>29780025
>D
IT to 18, use a ki-punch at about her power level, then IT away with her in tow. Punch her again when we reappear, adjusting up or down a little in power depending on the effects, then IT again. Mix in flipping upside-down and shit for added disorientation.

Continue until she either breaks free or gives up.
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>>29780025
This. Good plan >>29780128
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>>29780167
It keeps us fighting one person at a time, for a while at least. I hope.

Unless SOM has her break free in one shot, or has 17 somehow intercept us between random IT jumps.
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>>29780350
but this is a realistic, logical outcome!
don't moan.
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>>29780128
>>29780167
You teleport to 18 via Instant transmission, and deliver a Ki Punch to her chest. You grab her when she hunches over and use Instant Transmission to teleport away. The second you reappear, you strike her again, then vanish. You repeat this, occasionally spinning or flipping upside down to further disorient her. Suddenly, you are struck by a wall of energy. The force of the blast jars you and 18 activates her own Android Barrier, blasting you off of her. 17 appears above you, giving a two handed downward strike that sends you crashing to the floor. 18 lands in a crouch and pushes herself to her feet, backing away slowly. 17 holds a palm down towards you and begins charging a powerful energy blast.

"Nice try, but you're going to sleep for another week now" 17 tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29780397
>B Moutblast
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>>29780397
>B. Mouthblast 17
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>>29780397
>A
"Good thing. Your bravado's boring me so much I think I could use a nap."
>B
Wait until the last second, IT to the ceiling and hang there like a bat. See what happens.
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>>29780474
>>29780500
Remember, if this wins, throttle it back a bit.

I'm not voting for it, just a reminder.
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>>29780474
>>29780500
>>29780568
Yes. Throttled back. We want to meet 17's powerlevel not go over it
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>>29780397
>A. "Sorry guys, I tried my best"
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>>29780540
I kinda like this. Meeting 17 head-on would be so predictable, and thy can't sense us so we don't have to drop our energy at all to hide.
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>>29780474
>>29780500
>>29780568
>>29780590
You fire a mouthblast up at 17,who laughs and fires his energy wave at the same time. The two blasts collide, as absolutely equal power, neither giving an inch. Suddenly, a blast strikes you from the side, and as you go flying, 18 appears, kicking you in the head and sending you up towards the ceiling, where 17 appears and kicks you back down. 18 appears below you and fires an energy wave up at you while 17 fires one down. You are caught, sandwiched between the two attacks.

"Give up yet?" 17 asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29780699
>A
How about no
>B
kick him in the face
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>>29780699
>A No, just gonna stop playing around
>B Teleport behind 17 and fire a ton of full power ki blasts at him
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>>29780749
This.
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>>29780699
Somnius, at what percent are we fighting?
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>>29780699
>B Wait until the last second, IT to the ceiling and hang there like a bat. See what happens.

>>29780540
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>>29780699
>A
"Let's be honest. You'd be disappointed if I did."
>B
IT away, let their blasts meet. If it looks like they've initiated an unintentional beam struggle, IT to 18 and IT her out of the blast.
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>>29780785
I don't know what percentage, but you're holding back enough where you're fighting at their strength. Since there's two of them, that isn't going well
>>
>>29780749
Absolutely not this. Full power WILL kill him.

I'd be down for >>29780808 and/or>>29780811

IT away, and hide if they can stop, or IT 18 away if it looks like they can't.
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>>29780854
Dude, they told us so many times to stop holding back.
Also, their fucking ki-blasts they are not gonna do a whole lot
>>
>>29780699
How about a combo of
>>29780808
>>29780811


>A. "Let's be honest. You'd be disappointed if I did."

>B. Wait for their next attack then IT to the ceiling and hang there like a bat. See what happens.
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>>29780898
And we hold back anyway, because they have no idea how much stronger than either one of them we are.

Remember how ki strands would probably have ripped their limbs off? Remember how a kamehameha killed Fita? Ki techniques are fucking dangerous as shit.
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>>29780926
>>29780898
>>29780854
>>29780811
>>29780808
>>29780785
>>29780783
"Let's be honest, you'd be disappointed if I did" you tell him, using Instant transmission to move to the ceiling.

Their energy waves collide, and each of them stop their attacks. 17 turns and begins firing blasts at you while 18 vanishes.

>A. Dodge

>B. Block

>C. Deflect

>D. Something else
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>>29780831
then lets raise it enough to make it hard for them.
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>>29780926
They're using ki waves. They're attacking us right now. Though teleporting away and watching to make sure they don't roast each other is a solid plan.
>>
>>29780996

>>29780749
this
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>>29780996
>D
IT to Kami. Say hi to Kami. Then IT back to 17 and nail him with a slightly stronger ki blast than the last one we hit him with. Not full strength.
>>
>>29781019
No, you stupid fuck. Using full-strength attacks against markedly weaker opponents is a bad thing. You have been told this countless times, several of which have been SOM himself telling you.

Stop suggesting things that will kill our friends.
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>>29781133
y'know what? I'm just gonna give up arguing with you
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>>29780996
lol lets try this>>29781090
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>>29781133
I'm imagining that, considering we have made ZERO progress towards winning, that as long as we don't use the more lethal techs at full power (ki strands, driller, etc.) we should be fine.

>>29780749
This, but make a point to stop if it looks like it's going too far.
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>>29780996
Som, just so you realise, you are putting more length into training fight-scenes than you are opponent fight-scenes. This is getting kinda boring, I would rather have greater length in the opponent scenes than in training.
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>>29781163
Good. First sensible thing I've seen you do so far.
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>>29781214
Because we've been hitting them at their own power level. We still have no idea what the effects of full-powered blasts could be, but we can gather based on past experience that most of our techniques WOULD be fatal, and even regular ki blasts could be seriously debilitating or fatal.

Which is why we've been increasing the power slowly.
>>
>>29781090
>>29781180
You teleport away and say hello to Kami, then teleport back to the room, appearing behind 17 and hitting him with a more powerful Ki Blast. He grunts in pain, and turns, glaring at you. 18 appears behind you, elbowing the back of your neck then appearing in front of you, punching you hard in the chest. She then uppercuts you in the jaw, then knees your chest, then brings her fists crashing down on the back of your head, sending you crashing to the ground.

"You're REALLY starting to annoy me!" 18 yells. "I do not like not being taken seriously. If you keep holding back this will go very badly for you!"

She holds both of her palms towards you, firing a massive ball of energy down at you.

>A. Dodge

>B. Block

>C. Deflect

>D. Something else
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>>29781355
>A IT behind her and fire a bunch of full power ki blasts at her
>>
>>29781355
>D
IT to the side, and hit her with a blast more powerful than the one that we hit 17 with.
>>
>>29781355
Deflect.
Then knock her out.
>>
>>29781404
this
>>
>>29781407
To her side, rather.
>>29781404
Why are you so insistent on going straight to full power? I was under the impression that from the start, we were okay with increasing power gradually?
>>
>>29781355
this>>29781424
>>
>>29781424
Do I seriously need to explain again?
SOM actually fucking said
IF YOU KEEP HOLDING BACK THIS WILL GO VERY BADLY FOR YOU
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>>29781404
>this
>>
>>29781455
And 18 doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about, because we already know that they can't sense our energy.

Bravado out of the Androids is no reason to attack a much weaker ally at full-strength.
>>
>>29781404
this.
>>
>>29781424
this
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>>29781488
Much weaker?
they are at 30,000,000
we are at 38,000,000
Does it seem like they're much weaker?
>>
>>29781404
This
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>>29781455
What? If SOM had said that ooc I would agree with you. But what 18 said is well within her character if she feels like we are toying with her.

>>29781524
What? They are at 3 billion. not 30 million.
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>>29781524
They're at 3 billion, we're at 3.8 billion.

So yeah. They're quite a bit weaker. Also, they're weak enough that we KNOW that ki strands would rip their limbs off. SOM has told us that. It's reasonable to conclude that eve just standard ki blasts would carry a serious risk.

And I don't think taking that risk right off the bat is a smart idea in a goddamn sparring session.
>>
>>29781584
>>29781590
Yeah, I fucked up the numbers
But I still stand by my vote
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>>29781590
Which is a difference of 800 million, more than large enough of a difference to cause serious harm.
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>>29781488
Ordinarily I'd be the first to say hold back, but you know what? At this point I agree with AM. She asked for it.
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>>29781618
This is incredible.
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>>29781407
seconding
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>>29781404
>>29781420
>>29781469
>>29781495
>>29781549
You avoid the blast using Instant Transmission, appearing behind 18 and fire a volley of full power Ki Blasts at her. They strike her from behind and she cries out in surprise, falling towards the ground. She manages to land on her feet and looks up at you.

"That's more like it, keep it up and you might win" she tells you with a smirk.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29781654
>A
IT behind 17 and strike him in the back of the neck
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>>29781654
>cue AM being an insufferable prick in 3... 2...
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>>29781654
Well there we go. Apparently full power ki blasts will in fact not murder her. Lucky us.
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>>29781654
Fly all around her occasionally releasing flashbang afterimages after some time has passed ki kick her in the throat
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>>29781654
>B. IT to 17 strike him a bit with melee, then IT away, flashbang afterimage, IT to the opposite side and launch a ki volley
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>>29781404
Jesus christ. Shut up.
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>>29781709
>ki blasts didn't kill her
Dude, calm your tits

captcha: adlesbo shall
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>>29781676
this, try and knock him out or at least disable him for a bit
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>>29781654
>A
"So it seems. Sorry to keep you waiting, our last match had me a little concerned about attacking you at full. At least, not right away."
>B
IT behind 17, use a spread of blasts at the same power we just used on 18.
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>>29781758
>>29781654
this
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>>29781758
>"at least not right away"
Damn, that should be "At least, not until I'd worked my way up to it."
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>>29781758
>>29781767
>Because after just having seen it work on his sister he definitely won't be ready for it.
Idiots.
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>>29781855
Thats not me....
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>>29781855
>>29781934
Duly noted, you might want to put on a tripcode.
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>>29781934
I figured as much.
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>>29781967
>>29781934
It couldn't hurt, AM.

>>29781855
I don't know what you thought you were accomplishing.
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>>29781767
>>29781828
>>29781758
>>29781855
"So it seems" you reply. "Sorry to keep you waiting, our last match had me a little concerned about attacking you at full. At least, not right away."

You use your Instant Transmission to get behind 17 and fire several full power blasts at him. He manages to put up his barrier at the last second, but the blasts manage to partially get through, knocking him a few steps forward. 18 appears next to you and delivers an open hands strike to your face, knocking you on your side. She follows this with an energy wave that pushes you across the room. Keeping you pinned with it, she fires another blast at your head with her other hand.

>A. Dodge

>B. Block

>C. Deflect

>D. Something else
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>>29781855
Dude, why are you so butthurt?
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>>29782058
>A Crouch, IT to her still crouched and deliver an uppercut to her jaw
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>>29782058
>C. Throw it back at her
then
>D. follow up with a small barrage, IT behind 17 and barrage him as well
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>>29782058
>D
Ki armor blast, reply with a burst of full-power blasts, then IT behind her and hit with another couple of full-power blasts.

17 and 18 aren't the only fighters who can hit someone from both sides at once.
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>>29782171
>>29782101
>>29782096
First one to get a second vote wins
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>>29782171
This
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>>29782171
>>29782348
You use your Ki Armor Explosion to break free of her blast and stop the one she fires at you. Returning fire, you shoot several full power blasts at her and Instant Transmission behind her. She has begun dropping towards the ground to avoid your first barrage, and activates her Android Barrier just as you attack, reducing the effect of your blast by a large amount. She spins and kicks you in the head, knocking you back a few feet.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29782406
Ki blasts wont work anymore
>>29782096
this
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>>29782406
>B
Move around her, leaving regular afterimages. Blast her from all directions with the same sort of blasts we've been using.

Yes, I'm stealing this from rurouni kenshin
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>>29782514
seconding
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>>29782514
Thirding, this is really good
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>>29782514
>>29782553
>>29782567
You move around her, leaving regular afterimages all around, creating a circle of yourself around her. You continue to move, blasting from every direction, only for her to use Instant Transmission to get away. A volley of energy blasts strike you and all of the afterimages. The blast does not hurt very badly, but 17 appears in front of you and pulls his leg back to knee you in the chest.

>A. Dodge

>B. Block

>C. Dodge

>D. Something else
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>>29782738
>D Grab his knee and slam him into the ground
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>>29782738
>D
Tuck our feet up, use his knee-strike as a springboard, fire a two-handed spread of ki blasts as we move back.
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>>29782738
>D grab his knee and smash him a la hulk smash loki
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>>29782777
Let's try this. Dodge it and use his own movement to slam him.
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>>29782803
"puny android"
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>>29782871
I know it's a joke, but please don't say that.
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>>29782914
Yeah SOM, please don't make frank say it
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>>29782871
THE NAME... IS FRANK.

AND I'M DRAWING... A BLANK.
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>>29782871
Hahaha that would be funny as shit.

But no SOM don't say it, they wouldn't get the reference
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>>29782777
>>29782803
>>29782871
>>29782914
>>29782943
>>29782949
You grab his knee and drop to the ground, swinging him by his leg and slamming him into it. He does not get back up. Suddenly, a massive ball of energy strikes you from behind and slams you into the wall on the other side of the room. 18 appears and grabs you by the hair, lifting you up and throwing you across the room, firing an energy wave after you.

>A. Dodge

>B. Block

>C. Deflect

>D. Something else
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>>29783043
>C
Project images of us being unable to hold it and disintegrating into her mind
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>>29783043
>A
IT down to the floor and check on 17 for a moment.
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>>29783043
Whooops. Lets just make sure hes okay
>>29783093
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>>29783074
This is a bad plan: both aspects, making her think we died AND entering her mind, are individually bad, but combined they're VERY bad.
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>>29783093
Sure.
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>>29783074
I worry about that. Invading her mind is a serious trespass, especially if we havent broached that with her. Maybe talk to her about how she would feel about that, but we shouldn't do that until we have
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>>29783276
>>29783139
Yeah, I didn't think this one through

>>29783093
this is fine
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>>29783093
>>29783117
>>29783201
You use your Instant Transmission to teleport to 17, taking a moment to check on him. He's still breathing.

"Don't worry about him" 18 says when she appears next to you. "He's just knocked out. A few blows to the head might actually be good for him. Focus on me."

She vanishes and appears across the room from you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29783338
>B.
IT to her and charge a ki attack, when she attacks use a flashbang, IT, and fire the ki blast
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>>29783338
>A. You've got it.

>B. >>29783360
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>>29783360
this
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>>29783338
>A
"Fair enough."
>B
IT 17 to the door, set him down, then IT directly in front of 18.

Stick in close for a while and trade blows, mixing in a few ki punches. IT after her if she IT's, etc.
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>>29783338
disregard >>29783385

Second>>29783454
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>>29783360
To make sure on the wording here, you don't mean charge a ki attack as in "pour a lot of energy into it", you mean prep it? As in, the same sort of attacks we've been using effectively so far?
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>>29783494
Prep it
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>>29783454
this
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>>29783598
>>29783494
>>29783399
>>29783360
You use Instant Transmission to reach her and charge an energy blast. She uses her Android Barrier and it strikes the flashbang afterimage you leave behind. This disorients her and causes her shield to drop. You blast her from behind and she goes flying across the room. It takes some time, but she gets to her feet. She sighs as she dusts herself off.

"You may have cost yourself the match, you know" she tells you. "You've gone too long without making any decisive attacks, sapping your energy holding back and getting pummeled by me and 17. You're losing energy, and I don't have that disadvantage."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29783723
How is Frank feeling right now?
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>>29783756
You have about half your energy left
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>>29783723
We willl see.

Exchange blows!!
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>>29783756
Yeah, status update would be nice. How much longer till SSJ2 collapses on us?

>>29783723
"Perhaps, but I'm not fighting to win, I'm fighting to improve. And I'd rather lose a training fight than accidentally kill friends."
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>>29783800
See>>29783782
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>>29783782
Thanks SOM

This diaglogue>>29783800
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>>29783723
>A I don't really care about the match, fighting is fun no matter if you win or lose.
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>>29783723
>A
"Your brother is down for the count, and you took a fair bit to get up this time. I'll still have the advantage for a bit yet."
>B
Blast the ground at her feet, and use the blast to screen our approach (since she can't sense energy, she wouldn't be able to see us coming). Grab hold of her, IT back to the ground, and introduce her to it with a solid punch.
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>>29783800
>>29783944
Both of these are good.
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>>29783800
>>29783883
"Perhaps, but I'm not fighting to win" you tell her. "I'm fighting to improve. And I'd rather lose a training fight than accidentally kill friends."

She glares at you, scowling. "I am getting really sick of that attitude. I don't appreciate you implying that I'm weak."

She holds her hands out towards you and begins charging an energy attack. The room shakes as she gathers power.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29784007
"I'm not saying you're weak. I'm saying that I'm not good at estimating my power. I kind of have to scale it up while sparring to not accidentally rip off a limb or something."
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>>29784007
>A. Weak? You are far far from weak, 18.

>B Blast an energy attack back at hers. Exceed it by 15%, if we can.
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>>29784007
>B
IT, interrupt her with a ki punch in the face and a ki kick to the ribs.
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>>29784098
This
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>>29784107
>>29784098
You use Instant Transmission to get in front of her and interrupt her energy build with a Ki Punch to the face, followed by a Ki Kick to the ribs that sends her slamming against the far wall. She struggles to her feet and smirks.

"That's more like it."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29784098
>>29784107
I'd add the dialogue from >>29784051 afterward.
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>>29784287
this pls
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>>29784274
this dialogue>>29784051
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>>29784274
>A You are far from weak 18
>B Fient a jab at her head but duck and uppercut her jaw
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>>29784357
this
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>>29784357
seconded
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>>29784274
>A. "You're far from weak, but if you've talked to Fita you'll see I had a tendency to exagerate with power in spars..."
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>>29784274
>A
"I'm sorry if I insulted you. It's just I'm a bit cautious about this sort of thing."

"Continue?"
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>>29784357
this
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>>29784357
I'll go for it.
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>>29784287
>>29784318
>>29784353
>>29784357
>>29784370
>>29784385
"You are far from weak 18" you tell her, feinting a jab at her head, planning to deliver an uppercut to her jaw.

She vanishes and appears behind you, kicking you in the back of the head, slamming it into the wall. She picks you up and holds you over her head before tossing you across the room.

"And don't you forget it" she tells you.

You're feeling tired, and your head hurts. You manage to rise to your feet without too much difficulty.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29784548
>B Mouthblast her while in the middle of a sentence
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>>29784548
Ha! This>>29784589
Now for some dialogue...
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>>29784548
Enough dicking around, let's take her down hard.
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>>29784614
>A Y'know what I need? Some good ol potato chi-BOOM moutblast
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>>29784548
>A
"All or nothing."
>B
Charge her, send an afterimage through her, but IT and hit her with a ki punch from behind instead of in front.
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>>29784548
Aaaand heres the dialogue >>29784678
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>>29784678
I... this just sounds so dumb.

As for the mouthblast, I don't know where that falls on our list of potential bad outcomes.
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>>29784614
>>29784700
Whoops those are me
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>>29784589
>>29784614
>>29784678
>>29784700
"You know what I need?" you ask. "Some good ol potato chi-" you stop halfway through the word and fire a mouth blast at 18.

This strategy probably would have worked had you done it at a closer range, but since she is on the other side of the room, she has more than enough time to react, vanishing before the attack can strike her, and appearing in front of you, punching you in the chest and lifting you up against the wall, smirking up at you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29784775
>A
"Clever girl."
>B
Ki kick.
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>>29784806
Eyup.
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>>29784806
Oh yeah
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>>29784806
+1
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>>29784806
>>29784819
>>29784872
"Clever girl" you comment before delivering a Ki Kick to her face.

She is sent hurling backwards and sliding across the floor while you slide down the wall to your feet on the ground.

>A. Charge

>B. Energy attacks

>C. Counter

>D. Dijon Driller

>E. Kamehameha

>F. Ki Strands

>G. Ki Kick

>H. Something else
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>>29785027
>B
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>>29785027
>H
IT, pin her to the ground.

I want to make sure we didn't just knock her out with that last attack before we continue attacking.
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>>29785027
>B
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>>29785073
Should have specified, pin her and prep an energy blast.
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>>29785027
H. Drop down to regular Super Saiyan, go Kaio-Ken Times Three, Instant Transmission up to 18 and smash her into the ceiling, then charge up a full power Kamehameha and Instant Transmission to point blank range at the last second to kill her.
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>>29785027
Charge after her while firing energy balls to prevent her from dodging.
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>>29785118
No.
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>>29785118
And then there's this guy.

>>29785073
>>29785112
I'd be fine with this.
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>>29785118
Ha! No.

>>29785074
change to >>29785073
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>>29785222
>>29785187
>>29785112
>>29785073
You use Instant Transmission to get over to 18 and pin her to the ground , preparing an energy blast at the same time. She simply stares up at you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29785282
>A
"Do you surrender?"
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>>29785282
Do. You. Yeild?

Give her the ol' Frank smirk.
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>>29785282
And now... We Waifu her.

seriously though this >>29785327
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>>29785327
This
I'm preparing my Descartes pics
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>>29785343
Pic possibly related.
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>>29785473
>>29785373
>>29785343
>>29785327
>>29785319
"Do you yield?" you ask, smirking down at her.

She smirks in return. "No."

Her palms open and a pair of energy blasts hit you full force in the face, knocking you off of her. She pulls her legs in and kicks you in the chin, sending you up into the air, She uses Instant Transmission to follow, and grabs you by the ankles, swinging you around before sending you crashing into a wall. The instant she lets go of you, she fires an energy blast that hits you the moment after you crash into the wall. You roll down the wall and onto the floor, your armor smoking, yourself burning and feeling tired.

"Do you yield?" she asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29785576
>B IT to just above her and ki kick her in the face
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>>29785576
Goddamn I love 18
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>>29785610

this but

A. "No"
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>>29785576
>A
"Why do we even bother asking that? Like, ever?"
>B
Do >>29784690
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>>29785576
>Ill second >>29785709
>>
Is there any possible way to restrain her with ki strands without Som killing her?
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>>29785709
this
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>>29785752
If you specify that they're very weak, then yes
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>>29785576
Struggle for a bit. I'm sure we got a bit of energy left.

What form are we in?
>>
>>29785811
Super Saiyan 2
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>>29785709
>>29785725
>>29785753
"Why do we even bother asking that? Like, ever?" you ask.

She shrugs and fires another energy blast at you. You charge her, avoiding the blast and sending an afterimage through her, using Instant Transmission to get behind her, only to have her vanish and hit you from the side with a punch to the face, followed by a leg sweep that knocks your legs out from under you. She grabs your ankles once again and swings you, slamming you into the wall.

>A. Blast her to make her let go

>B. Struggle

>C. Surrender

>D. Something else
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>>29785917
>D. Go limp and play possum
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>>29785917
>A
>>
>>29785917
>D
Drop down to SS, KKx3 and rush her
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>>29785917
>D
Ki armor blast.
>>
>>29785917

D. Ki strand at her power level to bind her arms together, assuming that she grabbed our leg with both hands. Then IT out of there.

If only one hand, disregard this post
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>>29786000
This'n.
>>
>>29785917
>B
>>
>>29785993
Stahp.
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>>29785981
Then mouth blast again when she stops
>>
>>29785917
>D.
Ki armor blast her
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>>29786047
>>29786023
>>29786000
You use your Ki Armor Explosion, forcing her to release you and knocking her on her rear. She fires a pair of energy blasts at you as you get up and then vanishes.

>A. Dodge

>B. Block

>C. Deflect

>D. Something else
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>>29786183
>A
IT to where she was standing, leave an afterimage, and IT so that we're standing upside-down on the ceiling.
>>
Okay. We got to take her out, we are pretty close to running out of energy imo.

So im thinking we need to slam her into the wall preeeetty hard and try and knock her out or something
>>
>>29786229
This
>>
>>29786230
That'd be fine if we knew where she was.
>>
>>29786360
Yeah...

Seconding>>29786229
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>>29786407
>>29786317
>>29786229
You use Instant Transmission to travel to the spot where she had stood moments ago. Leaving an afterimage there, you use Instant Transmission and teleport to the ceiling, standing upside down on it.

"Hi there" says a voice behind you.

You turn to see 18 hovering eye level with you. She delivers a punch that causes your feet to slide off the ceiling, and she grabs your ankles once again, spinning you around before slamming you against the ceiling, following that with a punch to your gut. She hovers away as you fall towards the ground.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
>>
>>29786634
>B Right ourself and fire a full power energy wave at her

FURU-PAWA-ENERUGI-HA
>>
>>29786634
>B
IT to her, grab hold of her, and rush into the wall, adding a headbutt as we hit.
>>
>>29786700
>>29786634
Sure why not.
>>
>>29786634
I can never say no to the headbutt
>>29786700
>>
>>29786731
>>29786729
>>29786700
You teleport to her using Instant Transmission. Ending up behind her, you grab her and rush into the wall, headbutting the back of her head as you hit. She hearbutts you in retaliation and pushes off from the wall with her legs. You fall backwards onto the ground and she frees herself from your grasp. As you get to your feet she vanishes and appears behind you, grabbing you in a full nelson.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
>>
>>29786942
tickle her fanny with our tail
>>
>>29786942
kick her knee
>>
>>29786942
>A
"KIDNEY SHOT!"
>B
Elbow her in the kidney until she lets go.
>>
>>29786942
"Surprising..."
Hit her with the back of our head, then use ki armor.
>>
>>29786942
>B
Put our hands on her head and energy blast her. Then Flashbang IT behind her then in front of her. Ki kick to the face
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>>29787103
Reverse that and we're good.
>>
>>29787103
>>29787129
"Surprising" you comment, activating your Ki Armor and head butting her with the back of your head. She releases you and covers her nose, taking a step back.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
>>
>>29787204
B. Press the attack and deliver a beatdown while she's staggered. Knock her out.
>>
>>29787204
raise our tail out of the way and fire a ki blast out of our asshole.
>>
>>29787250
This
>>
>>29787250
this
>>
>>29787204
>A
"Why with the full-nelson? You know I can use this technique."
>>
>>29787273
>>29787271
>>29787250
While she is staggered, you press the attack, delivering a series of swift and powerful attacks, knocking 18 unconscious.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29787494
stay in SSJ2 even after the fight has finished, just to see how long you can do it
>probably not much longer now
>>
>>29787494
>B
Take 17 and 18 upstairs. Put them in separate beds. Drop out of SSJ2. Proceed to pass out on 18's bed.
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>>29787494
>B.
Carry 17 and 18 somewhere they can rest.
I just realized this could be your way of taking them out of commission for the 16 fight.
>>
>>29787562
What, you mean you think I engineered this fight to be so long and challenging, resulting in you being wounded and exhausted, 17 and 18 being knocked, only for 16 to show up and catch you at a major disadvantage?

Really anon, does that sound like something I would do?
>>
>>29787603
Yes.
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>>29787603
Not really.
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>>29787603
Yeah, and this sounds exactly like the way you'd "deny" it while actually confirming it, too.
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>>29787543
we should take their unconscious bodies somewhere comfortable, it's a bit silly just leaving them around and meditating while they are flat on their faces unconscious.
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>>29787603
To me, and I'm the guy who identifies with pic related.
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>>29787603
quickly! to the senzu bean!
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>>29787554
I'd be down for this, if for no other reason than I'm curious what their reactions would be.

I'd also like to IT them back to Mars, seeing as >>29787603 just got posted.
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>>29787603
Dammit SOM. That would make a lot of sense.
>>
>>29787554
>>29787562
>>29787634
>>29787675
You pick up 17 and 18, carrying them from the room and carrying them to separate guest rooms, putting them in beds to rest.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Timeskip to when one of them wakes up
>>
>>29787675
>in before SOM has Bulma accidentally blow 17 up to punish us for not staying on Earth like good little boys and girls
>>
>>29787773
>C
>>
>>29787773
>C
Try not to pass out.
>>
>>29787773
>C
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>>29787810
We could probably drop out of SSJ2 into SSJ1 and stop using energy, but avoid having the whole wave of exhaustion.
>>
>>29787796
>>29787810
>>29787859
Please also grab the Scouters and keep an eye on 16.
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>>29787890
We should totally do this too
>>
>>29787773
get in bed with 18 and wait for her to wake up
>>
>>29787936

dick in mouth, also
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>>29787936
That would be Popo levels of creepy. We do not wish to tread in his territory.
>>
>>29787936
>>29787964
yeah both
>>
>>29787970
Fuckin Popo.

Seriously no to this
>>29787936
>>29787964
>>29787972
>>
>>29787936
>>29787964
>>29787972
Oh cool, you guys are back
>>
>>29787972
this
>>
>>29787796
>>29787810
>>29787859
>>29787890
You power down to regular Super Saiyan and grab one of the scouters, making sure 16 doesn't show up here and catch you by surprise. Of course, he doesn't, and a few hours later, 17 emerges from his guest room.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
>>
>>29787972
this
>>
>>29787972
No to both.
>>
>>29788005
it's just one person.

I think we should stay in SSJ2 for as long as we can without passing out, and then drop down to SSJ1 to 'rest' then meditate
>>
>>29788017
>A.
"You glad we finally had a good sparring match?"
>>
>>29788017
"Is 18 still asleep? I gave her a pretty good pounding, so I guess it doesn't surprise me"
>>
>>29788017
Ask kami if there is anything left of the earth.
>>
>>29788017
>A
"Morning, sunshine. How was your nap?"
>>
>>29788037
Yeah I agree
>A So, how do you feel?
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>>29788017
this>>29788043
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>>29787972
>>29787995
>>29788005
>>29788007
>>29788022

Why is it that every time a joke post is made, 3x as many people as you would think are participating suddenly support it?

I mean Som would just ignore it anyway, but seeing you guys lose your shit over it just makes it worth it.
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>>29788115
Its better to be safe than sorry imo
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>>29788115
Somnius doesn't tend to ignore jokes, if we all remember the 'cut Frank's dick off' dilemma.
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>>29788239
What? This is the first im hearing of this. Now I'm scared
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>>29788267
>mfw I'm the one who posted that and voted against it in the poll
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>>29788296
It's not one of our better moments.....
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>>29788043
voting for this
>>
>>29788043
>>29788052
>>29788071
"Good morning sunshine, how was your nap?" you ask.

He rubs his head and chuckles. "Refreshing."

"Glad we finally had a good sparring match?" you ask.

"Yes, that was rather fun" he tells you. "Next time, I assure you, the outcome will be very different."

"So, is 18 still asleep?" you ask.

"Yes" he tells you.

"I gave her a pretty good pounding, so I guess it doesn't surprise me" you say to him.

He glares "I'll have to ask that you not phrase things like that when talking about my sister."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
>>
>>29788296
Yeah... I'm going to continue to "lose my shit" over joke posts... Christ...
>>
>>29788381
>A Oh uhhh sorry it's not what I meant
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>>29788381
>A
"Huh? Oh... OOOOOHHHHH..."

"Sorry, man."

"Okay, sooo... what now?"
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>>29788381
"what...? O .... hahaha I only make sweet tender lov to my wifes. ha ha."
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>>29788381
this>>29788456

with>>29788454 at the end
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>>29788381
"Oh, right, sorry."

Proceed to say the same thing to 18 for maximum trolling.
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>>29788537
"Huh? I gave you a good pounding too, you know!"
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>>29788682
this
then >>29788537
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>>29788454
>>29788456
>>29788501
>>29788537
"Huh? Oh....OOOOOOHHHH...." you say, suddenly realizing what you said. "That's not what I meant, sorry man. So, what now."

"Well, for right now, I'm going to go find some HETAP" 17 tells you, turning and walking off.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29788682
Please this.
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>>29788710
Wait! 17? I think we need to talk, this is an intervention. Y-you... you have a HETAP problem...
Just joking! Get goin'.
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>>29788710
>A
"I think I'm just going to relax here a moment. 18 didn't exactly make it easy."

Also, if our armor is as badly wrecked as it sounded after the fight, we should ditch it.
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>>29788710
>A. "Mind if I join you?"
Who had the brilliant idea to tell a guy we pounded his sister, really
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>>29788795
I'm just hoping for Frank to tell 18 that we pounded her brother to bring it full circle.
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>>29788883
I think I can support that.

seconde>>29788758
>>
>>29788758

>>29788740
>>29788758

These two
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>>29788883
what if 18 wakes up and asks why we pounded so hard
please SOM, consider this for the lulz, in front of A17 too
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>>29789037
Please SOM, do this for us. Its too perfect
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>>29788758
>>29788740
>>29788925
>>29789037
>>29789127

"Wait! 17!" you call.

The Android turns to look at you.

"I think we need to talk" you tell him.

He sighs "About what?"

"This is an intervention!" you tell him.

He blinks. "An intervention...for what?"

"Y-you...you have a HETAP problem...." you tell him before laughing. "Just joking, get going."

He smiles and shakes his head turning to leave.

"I think I'm just going to relax for a moment. 18 didn't exactly make it easy" you call after him.

He sticks up his middle finger as he continues down the hall and around the corner.

He returns later with a HETAP, and 18 emerges from her room, rubbing her head.

"God I'm sore" she complains, looking at you. "Did you have to pound me so hard?"

17 spits out his drink. "WHAT?!"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29789037
>Hey, Frank, that was some pounding you gave me.
>Yeah, well, y'know, 's what I do.
>It was great, though. So exhilarating.
>My wives enjoy it like that too. Especially Fita. She likes it especially hard.
>Does she? I might have to try it with her at some point.
>17's face when
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>>29789195
>A. Laugh, it's too much, all Frank can do is laugh
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>>29789195
Just do >>29789211
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>>29789211
>We could double-team you, if you like. Good experience for dealing with it from both ends
>Please, I've dealt with much more than two
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>>29789229
Seconding
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>>29789195
>A Don't look so surprised 17, I pounded you pretty hard as well.
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>>29789211
Oh jesus christ
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>>29789257

oh I forgot

>pic related to 17
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>>29789257
You mean to mars
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>>29789291

oh yeah, yes. forgot
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>>29789195

A. what can I say give a lady what she wants
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>>29789229
Thirding. Frank needs to just lose his shit for a while.
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>>29789211
>>29789195
My sides are off orbit...
funniest chat ever
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>>29789211
I want this to exist
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>>29789211
I'll go with this, but I'd like to telepathically ask 18 to play along.
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>>29789229
this
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>>29789195
This >>29789271
Then>>29789229

Thank you based SOM. You are truly too much. My sides are gone.. just gone
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>>29789381
He earned it, based SOM
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>>29789211
>>29789234
>>29789242
>>29789271
>>29789275
>>29789346
>>29789352
>>29789361
You send a mental message to 18 "Play along, let's see how uncomfortable we can make your brother."

She smirks, looking at 17 "I was just saying that he gave me some pounding."

"Yeah, well, y'know, 'swhat I do" you respond.

17 looks between the two of you, sputtering.

"It was great though" 18 says with a slightly dreamy look. "So exhilarating."

"My wives enjoy it like that too" you comment. "Especially Fita. She likes it especially hard."

"I-, but you-" 17 babbles.

"Does she?" 18 asks. "I might have to try it with her at some point."

17 crushes his HETAP can in his hand, the beverage exploding. He turns and walks back towards his room.

"Where are you going, 17?" 18 asks.

"I'm going to lie down, because I think I must be having some sort of trauma induced nightmare, and maybe going to sleep in it will wake me up" he says as he nears his room.

"Oh come on 17, this conversation can't be too surprising" you say. "I pounded you pretty hard as well."

He sticks up his middle finger again as he goes back into his room, slamming the door behind him.

18 laughs. "Well, that was amusing."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29789561
Welp
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>>29789561
SOM I love you so much right now
completely homo
>A Yes it was indeed, I'm gonna go train for a bit now
>B Go SSJ and start pushing
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>>29789561
>A. *laugh* "He's even easier than Vegeta!"
Wait to see if she says anything, if not
"So, what did you think of the fight?"
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>>29789623
Seconded.
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>>29789623
voting
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>>29789561
>A
If you think that's funny, you should read Nappa and Raditz's space-buddy-cop screenplay
If you use this, it is now canon.
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>>29789734
This
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>>29789623
>>29789734
Combine these
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Oh, 18, if I wasn't set on waifuing before I sure as hell am now.
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>>29789561
>>29789623
voting

fuck SOM I seriously laughed so long I started tearing up
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>>29789765
>>29789759
>>29789734
>>29789731
>>29789686
>>29789623
>>29789810

You laugh "He's even easier than Vegeta. And if you think this was funny, you should read Nappa and Raditz's space-buddy-cop screenplay."

"I thought Bulma was joking when she told me about that" 18 says. "And what do you mean 'easier than Vegeta'? Have a fun story to share?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something
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>>29789855
>A
Oh man, this one time, the earth blew up and he totally thought Bulma was dead. It was fucking hilarious.
>>
>>29789810
>>29789618
>>29789615
Hey, thank the brilliant anon who came up with that dialogue.

>>29789804
EMT plz
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>>29789804
Isn't it past your bedtime, Krillin?
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>>29789855
Not really, just easy to tease

>>29789884
No, just no
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>>29789855
Tell her how Vegeta reacted when he found out more people were going super saiyan before he did, and just absolutely shat a brick planet when Frank discovered a SECOND form.
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>>29789211
>>29789242
>>29789271

Thanks Anons. That dialogue was perfect.

>>29789855
Pretty much this>>29789990
>>
What would drive Vegeta mad
Receding hairline jokes?
Height jokes?
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>>29789990
I don't remember him freaking out at super saiyan 2, just at salta spina erica and fitas transformations. I think it's the "super human" that put him over the edge.

With that modification, seconded.
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>>29789855
>A
"Nah, he just rushes into things."

"You want to hang out here a while, or head on up to Mars for a bit? If we're not sparring, there's honestly not much to do here. I mean, other than drinking HETAP and talking with Kami."

>>29789901
You're all very welcome.
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>>29789990
ONLY if we mention that he probably thought it was exposure to Frank's sperm that was the key to transforming. Erica got two transformations because she was our kid.
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>>29790105
>head on up to Mars for a bit?
We shouldn't let her go up there until we know Bulma is done with the remote. I mean she probably is after this long, but still.
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>>29790136
It only works at short range, Anon, but point sort of taken.
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>>29790157
Actually 18 doesn't have the bomb, but getting turned off would kinda suck too
>>
>>29790179
Yeah, that's more what I was thinking.
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>>29790136
>>29790134
>>29790105
>>29790097
>>29790039
>>29790027
>>29789990
>>29789929
>>29790157
"Mostly just easy to tease" you tell her. "But, when he found out about me becoming a Super Saiyan 2, and Salta, Spina, and Erica becoming Super Saiyans, he freaked out. But he REALLY lost it when he found out that Erica was a Super Human. He ran off screaming and fled the planet."

18 laughs "Now THAT is funny."

"So, want to hang out here for a bit, or head on up to Mars?" you ask.

She shrugs "I could go for some HETAP, and I think 17 and I owe you one. Sure, let's hang out here for a bit. But I'm not going to bother 17 right now. We can bother him when he comes back out of his room."

>Any questions before we conclude?
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>>29790255
yes
1: Did Fita ever show frank what she bought in that adult store
and 2: Don't you think the mars dragon balls are too OP?
>>
>>29790255
Why do you go through the trouble of callin haymakers "two-handed downward strikes"?
>>
>>29790255
Are we going to need new armor?

Did we get a power up off that longass fight?

On a scale of 1 through 10, how in are we with 18?

That... about covers it.
>>
>>29790255
Are we finally ready to take on 16? Other than this thread, it feels like its dragging on too long. Also, power levels?
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>>29790304
The two year recharge is a good balance to them. Although just being able to repeatedly bring back multiple people is a pretty good deal.

On that note, we should work out exactly what wishes we're going to ask ahead of time. We have four of them, after all.
>>
>>29790304
1. No

2. I tried to balance it, the Earth Dragon was eventually modified to grant 2 wishes every Earth year, and since a Martian year is nearly double that, I figured 4 every Martian year would be alright.


>>29790324
Because I'd never heard the term haymaker before

>>29790327
Yes

A bit, would have gotten more had you lost

>>29790327
It could go either way

>>29790332
Depending on how you fight, you can take him

Power Levels are the same as last thread except yours will be 40,000,000 upon full recovery from this fight
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html

Thread is archived, if you enjoyed it, give it an upvote
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>>29790387
>40,000,000 upon full recovery from this fight
So, at Super Kaioken 3 we're looking at six billion, not bad.
>>
>>29790387
>It could go either way
Thaaats a nonanswer.
>>
>>29790364
We worked out some wishes already

>Earth's invulnerable to ki attacks
>Everyone the androids killed directly or indirectly is revived
>All damage made by the androids is repaired.


Also we have 1 wish promised to Korin, to make his beans grow faster.
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>>29790387
Alright, have a good night SOM
Seriously, these threads really cheer me up
>>
>>29790453
You're a very good friend to her and borderline to where she could have romantic feelings for you.
>>
>>29790387
Don't listen to him
>>29790324
A haymaker is just a punch meant to knock someone out in a single punch, usually a hook.
The Kirk Punch doesn't have a name.
http://imgur.com/gallery/YGgY0
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>>29790455
>>Everyone the androids killed directly or indirectly is revived
Does that bring back Dr Briefs, though? I think we need to add "the androids and those who revived them"
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>>29790469
So, I'd call that just shy of an 8.
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>>29790493
Or just bring back all the humans, saiyans, and half-saiyans killed in the last year by Android 16 or the Red Ribbon Army.
>>
>>29790457
I'm glad to hear that you enjoy them, but, is something wrong?

>>29790510
I'd call it a 5 or 6

>Any more questions?
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>>29790534
Nah, just trivial stuff don't worry about it
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>>29790534
Seriously? So for you "romantic feelings" start at like a 7? Because I'd be putting the tipping point at an 8.

Fucked if I know. "Close" is good enough for now.
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>>29790493
Oh, thats right. We have to make sure Dr. Briefs are brought back. So maybe. Change it to
>Everyone killed directly or indirectly by the Red Ribbon Army or their associates or assets is revived.

Anyway I have to go. Thanks for the thread SOM NIUS, it was great as always.
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>>29790568
A 5 or 6 is how far you are

>>29790562
Alright, if you're sure

>>29790573
Thanks, have a good night

>Any more questions?
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>>29790568
7 is a slight crush
8 is a crush
9 is love
10 is undying pure amazing eternal ultra love
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>>29790534
Will the mars dragon be a fuckhuge beefy monstrosity due to the number and power of the wishes, or something like pic related cause its brand new.
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>>29790735
He will not look like your picture, that's all I will say for now.
>>
>Any more questions?

Next update between 2:00 and 4:00 PM Eastern
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>>29790904
if frank found a litter of puppies and adopted all but one, would he still go to heaven?
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>>29791037
Yes, that last puppy would hate him forever though
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>>29791052
what if it were a litter of kittens instead?
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>>29791067
Well, yes, but /b/ might throw a shitfit.
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>>29791052
what if the puppies were too young to remember each other? Would it still hate him?

If they weren't too young, would the ones he took in hate him for abandoning their brother?
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>>29791134
Man, I don't know, but now I'm worried about the dogs my family got from the pound killing me in my sleep
>>
Guys we need to get 18 a puppy to seal our chances with her
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>>29791179
If Frank killed the dogs your family got from the pound with the intention of keeping them from killing you in your sleep, would he still go to heaven?
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>>29791206
A Husky.
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>>29791211
I don't know...
>>29791206
EMT plz
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>>29791206
why stop at one?

get her a litter (except one)
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>>29791227
Aw, huskies are awesome and adorable. That'd totally work.
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>>29791301
I like it. lets get her a puppy when we confess our love to her
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>>29791206
>>29791301
>>29791324
>>29791275
Making a loooooot of assumptions right now
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>>29791410
you shut up, we're getting a puppy
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>>29791423
A puppy is a big responsibility anon
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>>29791455
ur mum is a big responsibility
huehuehue
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>>29791455
the kids can take care of it.
we need to teach them responsibility somehow
>>
>>29791519
You know within a week Spina will be stuck taking care of it
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>>29791552
no the kids have to do it

they don't even go to school, we need to have them become responsible adults somehow
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>>29791580
>Saiyans

>Responsible adults
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>>29791632
gohan seemed like he would be a responsible adult
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>>29791632
they were raised on earth

at least Fita's kids have hope I guess

lets get Erica a puppy
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>>29791670
He was half human and his mother made him devote pretty much every waking moment to studying
>>29791684
Her and Brola would probably be the two who would be most excited to have a puppy. Portan probably needs one more than anybody though
>>
>>29791707
is that because his energy is shit colored, and this fact has caused him crushing depression?
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>>29791744
His aura does not bother him


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