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You ready your go juice, reach inside your pants for your sword so you can pull it out and transform, and set me on the task of formulating ten million different plans none of which are really worth it. Then you pause as a strange notion comes over you. You take your hand out of your pants, tilt your head slightly, then make a vague motion towards her. “You’re fucking with me, aren’t you?”

“Yep.” She replies easily.

“Why exactly do you want to fuck with me?” You continue and the woman looks like you just asked her the most obvious thing in the world.

“Because it was fun. Your face was quite adorable all panicked and paranoid.” She answers, clicking what sounds like a tongue ring against her teeth.

“So you are not going to give me to Lucifer? You aren’t going to mind break me?” You ask.

“The former, no. As for the latter, buy me a drink first.” She says.

“Why?” You continue confused at the woman’s actions.

“Because as much as you have given your devotion to me, playing with another cosmic being has a whole slew of consequences. Did I tell you about the time I created incubi? There was this nun who-“ I am listening one hundred percent.

“No, not that. The other part. You and Lucifer are both fallen angels. You rebelled with him and fought against the other angels. There is a whole company of angels in this city on edge because they are bloody terrified of you and you are trying to tell me you are not with Lucifer?” You ask and the woman shakes her head.
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“Yes, I rebelled, but we all rebelled for different reasons. Lucifer wanted God’s chair, and quite a few of the fallen still stick to that thought process but the higher ups have their own thoughts. Belphegor back there just thought being an angel was a pain in the ass. He worked since- or was he a she back then? Anyway, they worked for a few billion years they thought they had earned some time off. Course they have been in this sort of fugue state since then which is odd considering he is probably the only fallen who is at old Lucy’s level. As for me, it’s like I saw the humans and all the other animals crawling along the surface of the planet having fantastic sex, eating great food, having the best wars, drinking the best alcohol, and all that and told the boss ‘Hey, Father, I sort of want to do that too’.” She shrugs and adds sugar to her tea which seems to be squirming.

“All the other angels started calling me crazy then I raped a few of them and, well, in for a penny in for a pound am I right? Fell down here, got the people thinking lust is taboo and suddenly I get a whole mess of people doing the taboo because other people tell them! It’s honestly to die for.” She explains wiggling her fingers a little and making the strange metals in her rings resonate.

Hrm, looks like she is not really hostile. “So why did you bring me back here?” You ask.

“You look like you know how to have a good time is all. I love meeting new people. Eating them too. Sleeping with them. Waging war on them. Anything which is an elegy to hedonism really.” She explains.

Hrm, this is certainly a thing.
[] Ask her something
[] Tell her you have to leave
[] Drink the tea
[] Eat the food
[] Other, please specify
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>>29936966
>a chair made of orgasms
well now we have to steal it

>>29936966
>[x] Ask her something
"Can I have this chair and fancy a shag? I haven't gotten laid since the 70's!"

>>29936966
"So what brings you two here? Is there anything special about this place now that the Soul King is dead?"

I assume this is playing in the club

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV6Sl_u1s3M

>>29936966
>[x] Drink the tea
>[x] Eat the food
>[x] Poke Belphegor

Seems like fun. Is the plant here? I wonder what would happen if were to set Delilah down near Belphy and then turn our backs.

>>29937331
Maybe we shouldn't poke the guy who is as strong as the devil.

>>29937357
I don't think he gives enough of a fuck to do anything about it.

I just want to see what concentrated laziness feels like. I bet it feels like old pudding.

>>29937392
Or your bed when you wake up in the morning and have to go to work.

>>29937331
this, we should just fucking party with the fallen angel of lust and shenanigans since we are essentially his/hers/its advocate and we ain't gonna get another chance at it.
remember guys we are walking chaos and we love fun.

>>29937429
You don't keep pudding in your mattress?

>>29937453
I don't actually like pudding.

>>29937465
you disgust me

We need to use pudding as pocket sand.

>>29937706
sand pudding?

>>29936966
"So... what's the deal with Hollows not being able to feel Lust that well? I can do Envy, Wrath, and Pride just fine, and I'm a big fan of Sloth, but no Lust."

>>29936966
>[] Ask Belphagor something
"Whatchya think about stairs?"

I know he won't answer, but on the off chance that he goes onto a tirade about heaven having too many stairs...

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"So what brings you two here? Is there anything special about this place now that the Soul King is dead?" You ask reclining into the flesh coloured chair, the heat pulsing off of it reminding you of something you cannot say in polite company.

“Well, you mean me. Belphegor here finds deciding where to go by himself too much of a pain in the ass.” Asmodeus explains. “As for why I’m here I just thought it looked like good fun! The wolf is woken up, some of my family is here. You know how hard it is to talk to them? It’s not like we have family reunions. Well, we have one scheduled but the end result of that little event will probably leave everyone fucked. Years of darkness, the anti-christ, whore of Babylon, dead walk the earth and the last one out get the lights. Mind you, I don’t hate my family even if they are sort of sticks in the mud I just think their way of doing things is pretty wrong.” She explains.

“How do they feel about you?” You ask, the embrace of ultra chair making you giddy.

“Well, they find me a total abomination of course. Makes Christmas a real chore, more than usual anyway. If they celebrated Christmas that is.” She answers.

“I see.” You saw pulling your legs on the chair. “Say, can I have this chair? It’s really, really nice.”

“Sure, why not? I have a mountain of the things somewhere.” She answers. Yes. We are the chair god.
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>>29937782
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVw23WyIQdI

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You take a drink of the tea and you feel your whole body turn into fun parts as lightning waves of pleasure shoot through you. You shudder and have to keep a grip on the orgasm chair for a few moments as blissful agony shoots through parts of you that you didn’t even know you had. It’s like everything is fluffy tails. You set the tea down then go for the cookies. You bite down and feel pure chocolatey joy force itself in between your tight teeth, rubbing against your sensitive gums as your own mouth juice provides ample lubricant. You rapidly dart your tongue out, trying to hurry the chocolate crumbs to melting into your delicious reward. “That was weird.” You note. Yes. Yes it was.

You get up from the chair and slump to the ground as your legs give out on you after that tea. You catch your breath for a moment, the deep heavy breathing sending tingles of joy up your spine. You walk over to Belphegor slowly, all of your nerves screaming in bliss and nearly making you fall over. Your feet press hard onto the luxurious ground and send impossible tastes to your tongue. You finally make it over to him, your senses nearly overwhelmed by raw sensation just from you panting, and press a finger into the vague being and suddenly the tingling absolute sensations of pleasure, the raw bliss each of your nerves turned into gets washed over in a tide of apathy. No, not apathy, that isn’t right. More like feeling anything is a pain in the ass so why bother? You slump over and make sort of word sounds, thinking too much of an effort for you to care about. Asmodeus pulls your finger away from Bephegors sleeping, or is it dead? No, death is too much of a pain in the ass too. Anyway, they pull you away and set you back down on the chair but everything seems to have gotten a shade of grey lighter, complex colors too much of a pain in the ass to bother with.
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>>29937815
>we can have the chair
FUCK YES!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
!

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“You really shouldn’t do that. If you touch us for extended periods, there is a very good chance we can obliterate everything you are. We tend to taint everything around us with what we are since we are a bit more than the rest of the world can take. The Morningstar was likely careful not to touch you right? If he did you would have likely started to take on his traits.” She explains drinking more of her tea after pouring in a strange rainbow coloured liquid from her flask.

“So what, is uh.” You blink slowly. Man talking is a pain in the ass. “Why can’t hollows feel lust? I can do the other sins but not lust.” You say.

“You do lust pretty well, just not sexual excitement. You feel joy from being held, you love the taste of new things, the physical sensations of pain and the like. Sex just generally serves the function of reproduction and hollows don’t reproduce that way so it was sort of taken out.” She explains.

Well, she answered your questions, now what?
[] Ask her something else
[] Leave for home
[] Options are a pain, do I have to give them?
[] Like… drink more of the stuff, or what ever.
[] Other, etc. etc.
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>>29937845
>we get super mazy by poking the angel of laziness.
thats hilarious.

>>29937872
*lazy
my bad.

>>29937865
anyways:
>[x]ask her something else
"so any idea on how to get mr. morningstar to not try to eat us?"

>>29937865
>[x] Leave for home

should probably tell Akira he got a bounty on his head.
we should totally visit some time again.

If they want any help with that Nephilim base, all they gotta do is just ask

>>29937865
"So I've got this rapesloth guy. I think you and Belphy would get along with him reeeeaaaaalllll well."

And try to summon Zando. Let him stew in the Lust and the Sloth for a while

>>29937865

>offer the fallen angel of lust some Hollow drugs and hug her to remove the lazy.


>>29937918
do this too

>>29937918
where did the rapesloth go to anyways? we haven't seen him in a long time and he is literally the incarnation of fear and rape.
he totally needs to do stuff.

>>29937955
He is doing stuff.
Its rape

>>29937865
>[] Poke lady lust. Poke poke poke.
And that's how hollows got a sex drive.

>>29937865
>[] Other, etc. etc.

"If you see Lucy around some time, Tell him I ain't cross with him."

>>29937995
"And we'd prefer to find some alternative to fighting with em. That doesn't involve getting hit with that massive lightshow again. That shit sucked almost as bad as the Host."

>>29938050
"at least put some Pink Floyd on when he does it! Some Darkside of the Moon! the Wall! We wish you were here!"

if just touching them will do that much what would sex with the angel of lust do?

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“So that Morningstar dude.” Whatever his name is. “How can he like, not eat us?” You ask, knowing there is a more comfortable position you can take on the chair but it would require, like, so much effort.

“He will only do that if you have something he wants. Make him a better offer and he will probably not destroy you. Problem is he has some trust issues. Also, don’t use like as a filler word, it’s bad form.” She explains.

“Hold. Hold on.” You say rolling out of the chair.

You hit the ground with a weak thump, catching yourself too much of a bother. You hike up your butt and push yourself forward like some sort of caterpillar. Slowly, ever so slowly, making your way to the crossed legs of Asmodeus. You make a halfhearted grumbling sound before lifting her pant leg and pressing your face against her leg. You feel the warring energies within, well, you say warring but it is more like a cat who does not want to get off the remote and another one who really wants the other off the remote but is making the strangest passes at your sister at the same time. Eventually the energies seem to more or less cancel so you get off the ground and sit back down in the chair, shaking your head as you take a mental inventory of all your stuff.

Deciding that everything is more or less in order you continue. “Right, sorry. No. Hm. The rape-“ We have no idea where rapesloth is. He doesn’t listen to us, or anyone save the overwhelming over god of rape and fear. “-Right, forgot. So you lot going to see Lucifer any time soon?”

“Who knows? I don’t read the future, too much of a bore.” She answers.
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“Well, if you see him tell him I am not cross with him. Also I would prefer if we could work all this out you know. Without the whole lightshow thing, that hurt almost as much as the Host. He should really set that to a track like Floyd or something.” Boo. “Oh, shut yer gob.” You say.

“Well, if I see him. Getting involved with the rebellion is sort of dull now. Been there, done that.” She explains.

Looks like she will deliver your message if she sees him, but she isn’t going to go looking for him.

What now?
[] Leave, put the chair in your pants and go
[] Ask her something else
[] Other, please specify
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>>29938233
>[] Leave, put the chair in your pants and go
Fond farewells and all that. Most pleasant dealings with an angel in a while.

>>29938233
>[] Leave, put the chair in your pants and go
Lets go see how creepy Akira has gotten.

>>29938233
[x] Leave, put the chair in your pants and go

we got to warn Akira about God Squad's bounty.

maybe take some cookies for the road

>>29938233

>Ask her if she and Belphegor are the ones that the Nielphim are planning to attack.

>>29938233
>[x] Ask her something else
out of curiosity what would happen to some one who had sex with you?
and >>29938263 after

>>29938233

>>29938264

I like this

>>29938262
You know Warning him is probably pointless.

>>29938296
It's the principle of the thing.

>>29938233
>[x]leave take the chair and pants, as well as chat about how we need to do this again because this was fun.

>>29938296
its just the polite thing to do

>>29938262
>>29938296
We can make a game of it. See how many steps ahead he can predict.

>I know that you came to tell a scrub to tell Sin Fin to tell Jager to tell you to tell me to tell Ryouichi to tell one of the shinigami to tell Ryoko to look under the rock for the note that will tell Hollow Rider to look at the message you cero'd into the side of Mars saying that in one of the bags of swedish fish in Tokyo is a scroll saying that the mormons want me dead.
>You're an ass, sensei.

>>29938358
this is hilarious and we totally need to do this.

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“So, what would happen if someone were to have sex with you?” You ask curious.

“It would break them totally. They would become a slave to the idea of hedonistic indulgence and pleasure would become their god. They would feel orgasmic agony from everything they do or touch forever, and they would constantly chase after new food tastes and new physical sensations. They would grapple with their loved ones trying to express their new devotion to their god wall coated in various fluids. Pain, pleasure, fun, joy. You would seek it out hoping to replicate even one one-quadrillionth of the pure divine total pleasure of my embrace.” She explains. “It is like murdering and fucking your loved ones and yourself while torturing happiness. Conquering and being conquered, all through eternity all in one blissful moment.”

“Very informative. You the ones the god squad after?” You say.

“All of us are, but they won’t act. They fear how much power I have as well as the power of Belphegor. Nigh omnipotence yet too lazy to use it. Sloth is such a funny thing.” She explains.

You struggle to get the large chair into your pants, the size issues making the whole event a rather big chore considering I don’t help you. “Cunt.” But you eventually manage to make it in. You say farewell to Asmodeus and tell her you have to do this again sometime before sonidoing off into the city then back to your shrine. You set the chair up in the section of the shrine you kept all your stuff in and then start looking around for Akira. It doesn’t take long as Akira seems to have been waiting for you. You approach him and he gives a lazy smile.
(1/3?)

>>29938604
>hollow house
>we just went full harry potter.

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“Hello Sensei. You seem to have gotten smaller.” He offers.

“Shut yer gob, I’m bloody adorable. Anyway, just thought I would let you know the angels seems to have a bounty out on you. Well, not a bounty per say, but they really want you dead. Like you shagged their sister and put pictures of it all around town. Then you passed her between the football team and got them banned from the cup finals.” You lost track of where you were going with this. “Yeah, but still thought I would tell you.”

“I am aware of it.” He says, just as you thought. “But you are wondering something else, aren’t you?” He asks.

“Who do you serve? You Lucifer’s prophet or something?” You ask.

“You mean, you don’t know?” He asks tilting his head and you think you see several eyes flicker in reality behind him for just a moment. “But part of you must know. You see it but you aren’t looking right. It’s there, but you just can’t see it.” He explains. “Have you read Douglas Adams?” He asks.

Yes “No.”

“He wrote humorous science fiction. In one of his stories there is a planet that could not see the sky because it was all covered. One day a space ship explodes overhead. The people on the ground hear the sound, and they look around. They look left, they look right, they look behind, they look front, and even look below but they don’t see anything. Isn’t that funny? No birds, no stars, nothing above eye level so why ever even bother looking?” He explains with a shrug.

“What do you mean?” You ask.

“Look up.” Akira answers with a wave as he leaves
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Hm. “Monologue what you thinking?” Not sure. Still, he forgets the part where the people who didn’t look up used the craft to go out beyond the covering of their planet and see the stars. Then they decided it just wouldn’t do so they resolved to destroy it all. Sort of a play on not accepting what would expand your horizons. “Your job to figure out what the little blighter is on about.” You say. Right.

You look around the shrine and keep a steady pace. Caede is getting help on her homework from Fuego, Jager stopping by to change “Why does a star collapse in on itself?” From “BECAUSE THEY BOW IN REVERANCE TO THE GREAT ME, KNOWING THEIR LUMINOCITY SHALL NEVER REACH EVEN A FRACTION OF I! DOMINIC FUEGO!” to “Because the mass becomes too great.”

You see Shiba is making longing glances at Sin-Fin while Sin-Fin stands around blankly, watching everyone with too knowing eyes. With an idea you go to Monster. “Oh, if it isn’t Schrodinger.” He smiles, his bald head still suiting him.

“Tell me about the Vizards.” You say and get the crash course.

The short of it is if you want to make more of them you will have to level the shinigami. Also the people have to have a strong attachment to being, well, people or they will just hollow up and become useless. You could go out with Sin-Fin and Shiba and help train the scrubs and get dem social links up. Or you could work on getting more hollows to be hollowastic. Or you could go bother the nephilim or you could, hell, I will just option it.

OPTIONS:
[] Go with Sin-Fin and Shiba to help train scrubbygami. Plus to make sure she keeps her hands off your fin
[] Try to get the Mod Soul Hollow Special event going.
[] Go to Hueco and call out to Lucifer, what’s the worst that could happen?
[] Hang with Jager.
[] Talk to Short-Fin
[] Go see your human scrubs
[] Other, please specify
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>>29938695
>[x] Try to get the Mod Soul Hollow Special event going.

I'm guessing just watching the movie isn't enough to get the riddle?

>>29938695
Talk to the Science lady, ask if she can rewire Fenrir's prison so it drains power from Hell instead of Earth.

Because while I would LIKE to go on a road trip, having everything be frozen isn't much fun.

Like that wolf is robbing us of the opportunity to have a Beach Party.

>>29938695

Hang with Jager. Also, we've got to learn/play with our new god-like abilities...

>>29938745
why not heaven? see if we can't get the angels to deal with the wolf....

>>29938695
>Look up

>>29938695
>Go see your human scrubs
Do that thing where we fuck with Ryouichi's head.

And then check on Kouta to see if us not mutilating his mom actually made him less cool somehow.

>>29938745
That sounds like an oddly fitting idea.
Alternately, ask science lady for help sapping the energy back so if he has to burst through, he'll be weaker than otherwise, and so the damage isn't as great. Or for help moving the prison to somewhere we give no fucks about.

Why have we not made Rodriguez into a Vasto Lorde already?

>>29938695
[x] Go see your human scrubs
[x] Try to get the Mod Soul Hollow Special event going.
[x] Hang with Jager.
[x] Talk to Short-Fin

It all sounds good. Except the part about helping train scrubbygami. I see our presence being detrimental to their progress unless we lolsoulking them or something.

I'm so tempted to go call out to Lucifer. But I know that that's trap option as fuck. So no way in hell. We have nothing better to offer yet. Except maybe Fenrir and that's a ways off.

>>29938853
We have a better offer in that we know that -we're- HIS trap option.

I'm pretty sure I can convince him to back off on us.

>>29938839
Apparently it's going to happen automatically by time mumbo jumbo, no funnel required, aka whenever Azure makes a pastebin for it and/or we really need a broken ally to save our bacon.

>>29938695
[x] Jager Bombs!

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No watching the movie isn’t going to answer the bloody riddle. I hate dealing with Akira. Actually I hate dealing with anyone who knows something I don’t. Also I don’t trust anyone I can’t lust after. “Well, if you are done with your little mental issues there, then we need to go see science lady and make her make Fenrir so much weaker.” You say.

You walk into the science section of the shrine and find the robed shinigami idly pushing away on buttons. Little, like orange and blue and red buttons all super trustworthy buttons. You glance around the room at the various items and you see them tilt their head at you. “Ah! Schrodinger. I have just made the first batch of mod souls. Keep in mind the warning I gave you about them not being particularly happy about being used to just feed other hollows. Also here.” They give you a few small capsule looking things. “In these are blank bodies. They will gain an appearance based on the soul put in them.”

You take the items, four of each, and put them in your inventory. You look around the room and seem to think on something. “Say, do you have anything that can make the world safe from Fenrir? Maybe draw his energy from elsewhere? Oh, or change the nature of his cage so that when he comes out of it he maybe gets weakened or something?” You ask.

You feel something strange in the air. They show you a machine that does exactly what you want it to. Of course it will drain energy from your enemies. The world will be safe! You don’t have to worry about Fenrir at all. You leave the science building and bump into Ryouichi.

“Oh, sensei? You sure got small.” He says looking over his sword with a confused expression. “Right, uh, what was I doing?” He asks.

Huh.
[] Talk to Ryouichi about something
[] Go See Sin-Fin
[] Go see Jager
[]Other, please specify

>>29939200
>You take the items, four of each, and put them in your inventory. You look around the room and seem to think on something. “Say, do you have anything that can make the world safe from Fenrir? Maybe draw his energy from elsewhere? Oh, or change the nature of his cage so that when he comes out of it he maybe gets weakened or something?” You ask.
>
>You feel something strange in the air. They show you a machine that does exactly what you want it to. Of course it will drain energy from your enemies. The world will be safe! You don’t have to worry about Fenrir at all. You leave the science building and bump into Ryouichi.

What the fuck just happened? Did you forget to copypaste a paragraph over?

>>29939200
>[x] Talk to Ryouichi about something

"Whatcha up to? U cheeky sprog!"

also maybe tell him we're hard on him because we believe he has the most potential of all the scrubs and don't want him to squander it

>>29939200
>[x] Talk to Ryouichi about something

>>29939200
>[] Go see Jager
We are tiny. Jager likes tiny things. We should be tiny in her general direction.

>>29939200

MIND TRICKS!!!! THEY HAVE DISCOVERED JEDI MIND POWERS!!! WE MUST HAVE THEM ALSO!!!

>>29939200
>talk to Ryoichi.
act like a little sister, spend some time 'bonding'

>>29939200
Did we just spend miracle points on a machine to fuck over Fenrir or something?

>>29939282
that sounds about right.....I think

>>29939246
I think we're being messed with with sarcasm. We figured it never hurts to ask, Az, and part of what seems to be the issue with Fenrir is giving him recovery time. Drain the prison faster than it can take energy in, he's weaker than he would be when it breaks normally. If he's weaker than he should be, then the damage done to the land is likely less extensive and would have a faster recovery time, and means more butts in swimsuits for Monologue in the near future. Also means that, even though he'd be a lot stronger than last time, we could bring the full force to bear with us punching him in the face.

>>29939246
No! It is just totally safe. Everything is okay. You explained it perfectly Everything is just perfect.
>>29939282
>>29939303
Yes! Yeah, that. That is what happened. It all just went Zoom. Instant fix. No trouble, yeah.
>>29939317
Totally fixed. No cause for sarcasm.

>>29939200
>[] Talk to Ryouichi about something
"So, ya ever figure out how to do that banny kai thing?

>>29939331
I think you're fucking with us.

>>29939348
What? No! No fucking. You totally, totally and completely solved the Fenrir problem. Why are you still thinking about it? Look, over there. It's Ryouichi. Call him a bitch. You like that right?

>>29939348
No shit, Sherlock. Of course he's fucking with you.

somebody did something with reality....

Ryouichi... did you fuck with reality?

>>29939362
>>29939331
Monologue isn't a Mr.

Son of a bitch that was Loki.

>>29939362
I don't believe you. This is all shenanigans.

>>29939200
Tell Ryouichi that it's going to be HIS job to fight Fenrir now because he has hax bullshit against us.

Tom Hiddleston you cheeky cunt!

break the machine!... or just unplug it

>>29939373
This post comes right at the end of the cooldown period from >>29939362

>Azure going anon to tell his thick-as-fuck players like it be.

For the love of. It was fucking Loki. Do I have to. Is there a- You know what, whatever. Bonding with Ryouichi is a go.

>>29939456
Stop getting all experimental on us.

You could just say it doesn't work no need to be such a dick about it.

so Fenrir Saiyan invasion arc is still happening cuz loki loves his shounen battle mangoes.

break the machine, and then pep talk with Ryouichi lets say something nice to him for once, so maybe he won't try to kill us later.

>>29939477
It could be a double bluff.

I honestly want to kill Fenrir ahead of time because I wanna take a van, and our scrubs, and go on a road trip to fight Japanese mythology, only everything is boring and cold now.

>Loki around
>Ryouichi around
>Monologue obviously compromised
>Azure mad
We are so unbelievably fucked

>>29939500
I just don't understand what was so wrong about asking.

Science person could have just laughed at us, would have saved time and effort.

>>29939475
Okay.

Going to the market for tea and the like.

>>29939514
Loki has the ability to force lies to be believed and controlled. You have a mental resistance to being controlled but he is the liesmith. So it just sort of hand waved itself in your memories creating a sort of mental disconnect.

You were supposed to notice something was terribly wrong and off about this. Half of the people just accepted you got a "Push button win everything" card handed to you. I am uncertain where to go with that now.

Next time I will avoid doing anything like that anon. I am sorry.

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Beating Fenrir to death with our own hands will be much more satisfying anyway guys.

We just can't science away all our problems guys.

Violence is the answer!

>>29939542
I kind of get that, but does that mean that Loki is just... hiding in the bushes or something, and he doesn't want us thinking about Fenrir at all?

It just seems kind of like a really roundabout way of calling the players stupid.

>>29939542
Just because they knew something was wrong doesn't mean they knew what that something was.

You need to keep that in mind.

>>29939542
>You were supposed to notice something was terribly wrong and off about this. Half of the people just accepted you got a "Push button win everything" card handed to you. I am uncertain where to go with that now.
Because we have something literally called a "Miracle system" that has been explained all of not at all. I assumed that maybe we had barely enough to helping hand the scientists to have already made something they would have struggled really hard to make.

Then there's also the disconnect between last thread you saying that you wanted things to be more light-hearted and now you want us to amp up the shadowruns immediately and not trust our own mind ok I guess we shouldn't since Risa is insane anyway... while we're still doing the walk arounds of talking to people to figure out the current situation?

I guess it's my fault for making assumptions. Sorry.

Rolled 28

>>29939542

rolling for Loki

Does Loki look like Tom Hiddleston?

...Okay, you know what, fuck coming up with plans for a bit, who wants to hijack the useful people we like and go piss off mountain spirits on a ski trip?

>>29939805
Just asking since it seems we are going too far into power leveling at the moment and I keep coming up with too many crazy ideas.

>>29939805
gotta power level anon

Lucy, Loki, and the big bad wolf need an ass bruising.

>>29939570
Loki has been hood guy since thread 1. He was the one who made Ryouichi super bitch. He has always been sort of a cunt that way.
>>29939615
>>29939619

My main issue is the players just accepted they got a push button win everything machine and were oh so okay to go on that way. I just don't know what to do with a player base that wants that.

Even as a miracle that is like, seriously off as far as what the players could want. As a GM rather than noticing I wrote it really strangely like that one anon pointed out, sort of hand waved fixed everything, players were just happy.

I-I am unsure how to write for that.

>>29939821
I GUESS we can go skiing. Maybe go to a hot springs.

Have a snowball fight, cause an avalanche, beat up a Yuki Onna.

>>29939665
Better question: Is he voiced by James Woods?

>>29939835
I assumed that the scientists were being sarcastic asses to us for asking them to do something retarded and then Monologue was also being a sarcastic ass.

I saw no reason to respond to being called a retard.

>>29939835
Well some of us were just away from our computer at the time/didn't refresh fast enough.

Others probably figured someone else would handle it.

Another possibility was that they figured that you were telling them that that won't work in the most passive-aggressive and sarcastic manner possible.

>>29939835
maybe any miracles we do have a specific motif or signature thingy.

like the world tastes purple or David Bowie starts playing.

when somebody else does miracles, its something relative to that deity

>>29939835

maybe after Risa forgets about it, then goes to ask the science guys about it again, the shinanagans can be realised.... Fenirs prision breakout should take what, 3 years? we've got some time...

>>29939866
Also I think some of them might not care about Fenrir much one way or the other.

Like I wanted to try to kill him before we killed the Soul King, but no one else wanted to.

>>29939889
I was under the impression that it would be night impossible to get to him and even if we did, he'd just beat us because he'd been powering up the whole time.

>>29939861
I would have written it as "With sarcasm dripping from their voices" if the scientists were being sarcastic. Instead I hand waved it without a dialogue box.
>>29939866
I try to avoid those.
>>29939874
Miracles are very, very rare. I will generally inform you before you use one since it uses up your soulness.

Resuming talking to Ryouichi.

>>29939835
Figured Loki would be...subtler. Also, we're still working on figuring out exactly how much a mind like Risa's given potentially reality warping power affects things.

>>29939902
That's why I wanted to cheat.

Plus I figure that it really can't be that hard to get to him, since his prison is constantly absorbing energy from the planet, all we'd have to do is follow the flow.

Getting away from him might be a bit more of an issue.

>>29939922
I had been told to lower the subtle levels about everything after the Jager thing.

>>29939959
Apparently players really are that dumb and they need to have something rubbed in their faces for it to actually stick.

Maybe if you had spoilered a sentence about things seeming off in the middle of a paragraph?

>>29939959
Now it seems like you ARE being passive aggressive, which is why a bunch of people just overlooked it.

You were so blatant that they figured you were insulting them for having a retarded idea, and just wanted to move on instead of start something.

>>29940048
Passive aggressive? That is the exact thing I was told to do. After the Jager thing I was told something along the lines of not being subtle about things because people were having issues catching on.

That is the literal thing which happened. I am sorry if that comes off as passive aggressive to you.

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You look to Ryouichi. “You ever get that banny Kai thing?” You ask, your little girl powers on full blast. That isn’t actually a thing.

“Of course not sensei. Didn’t you know that only the chosen ones get bankais? They are super rare and only exist in hundreds of years.” He explains rolling his eyes. Cheeky cunt is lying.

“So where are you off to? Can I come?” You ask.

“Because the one thing I want to do most of all during my time off is hang out with you. Remember when you were a rock? Those were some fun times. I miss you being a rock.” He answers.

“Well, that’s rude.” You say, not certain where he gets it from. “Is this a sex thing? Are you uncomfortable around small children? Should we have a talk about age of consent laws? Because I have a video I made in my free time that-“ No, I made the video and it isn’t for him. “I have just been informed that the video is not for you, and was in fact not made by me. Still we can hang.”

He sighs annoyed. “I am going to go into the woods over there and have sex with a shinigami boy. It is going to be fantastic and you are sort of in my way right now. Do you want to continue with the twenty questions bullshit or can I please go shove myself into a lithe boy?” He asks angrily.

“Did you bring protection?” You ask narrowing one of your eyes and tilting your head slightly.

“We are both boys.” He answers.

“Which would make it all the more awkward when one of you got pregnant.” You don’t really get how pregnancy works, do you? “No I do not.”

Ryouichi walks off shaking his head, but you throw a box of condoms at him as he goes, just to be safe. You look around the shrine and decide what to do next.

[] Go see Jager
[] Go see Sin-Fin
[] Go see the quincies, they are a nice sort.
[] Other, please specify

>>29940091

>go see Jager. give her more potatoes

>>29940091

sigh... we'll never get along with him will we?

>[x] Go see the quincies, they are a nice sort.
Wanna see if Friedhelm chilled out on the whole the spirit nazi thing

>>29940081
You took extra special care to say that Monologue=/=AzureEarth and Monologue being mean is just the character doing that. Not you.

I thought it was just Monologue being a cunt, which is totally something they'd do.

>>29940091
[x] Other, please specify
Just lay in the dirt and make dirt angels until something happens. I'm too incompetent to choose things to go do.

>>29940081
...Yeah there's some serious miscommunication with tone here. It's like if someone asks you to be less subtle, and as a response you do all but type YOU ARE BEING FUCKED WITH complete with capital letters, it seems like you're calling them stupid for asking in the first place.

Seems like there would be a bit more gray area than that, and there's the larger point of just because the players know they're being fucked with doesn't mean they know from whence the fuckery comes or what they're supposed to do about it.

Like sometimes with the drug trip and world hopping, the answer IS to just go with it because it's a fun experiment you wanted to try and you want us to have fun with it.

>>29940117
I rescind my vote and put in its place

>[x] Go see Jager

to get a majority decision so we can move on and stop picking the scab

>>29940091
>[] Go see the quincies, they are a nice sort.
See if plantbro changed more than the scars.

>>29940091
>Go see the quincies, they are a nice sort.
We could give them a visit, see if our time fuckery has made Friedholm better or Kouta worse.

Also maybe they have Loki senses? Since that guy's clearly lurking around the area.

>>29940182
fucking hell.... rescind the prior rescinding

>[x] Go see the quincies, they are a nice sort.
twincies, we haven't talked to them in ages

>>29940048
>>29940081
>>29940157

If I was being passive aggressive it would be more like "Well, some people just can't get it so I had to lower the difficulty level for you."

It carries an accusation at the receiver without specificity and contains a level of hostility.

Also, the statement that I seem passive aggressive now influenced a decision already long past confuses me greatly.

The message >>29939959 Puts the burden of blame on me by not using "you". It contains no hostility. I simply said what happened, what I corrected, and why I did it.

I never called you all stupid, I would never. It is still in a grey area because I don't just come out and say it but to make it clear something is wrong. I tried to make it clear monologue was supposed to be a character. I tried to make it clear when things were really wrong by putting something in which is impossible.

I want to run a game with twists and subtler things here and there which would make players pause. Should I not do that? Should we call for a few hours? I don't know what is wanted from this game.

>>29940157
Protip: Anonymous is fucking retarded. There is a paper thin difference between the QM more or less telling us we fucked up and us going full irrational shadowrun mode. It isn't passive aggressiveness, it's the only method he has of making us notice shit.

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>>29940091
>Go see Jager

>>29940260
well, I want to keep going.

>>29940260
You make it clear that Monologue is a character, except when he isn't like when he fucks with Jager's mind because in that instance he's the vessel of what you thought the will of the players was.

And we DID know that something was wrong, the only people that didn't was >>29939265
>>29939256
>>29939270
who weren't paying attention or something.
But even the ones who did notice didn't know what that something was or what you expected us to do about it but note "well that's not right" and move on.

Like are you saying that Science Shinigami has been Loki the whole time?

>>29940260
>I tried to make it clear monologue was supposed to be a character.
But that's the point. Monologue, the character, could and would call us stupid. Even if YOU would not.
>I tried to make it clear when things were really wrong by putting something in which is impossible.
The characters being sarcastic seemed like a more likely option than suddenly Loki.

>>29940260
>I want to run a game with twists and subtler things here and there which would make players pause.
If you do do that, then firstly you need to actually have there be subtle twists, otherwise they don't know what to make of it.

Secondly you need to have it be so wrong answers don't destroy everything we love because you figure that our incorrect response means that we don't like having nice things.

High lethality and mystery solving don't neatly mix unless you love paranoia and shadowruns.

Like if you fail to get a puzzle right in... Myst or whatever, your player character doesn't get their best friend killed.

Or at least I think they don't, I'm not sure if I've ever even seen a trailer for Myst.

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You haven’t seen the twincies in a while, you think. You saw their mom when Zweity invaded your personal space, but you don’t know if friedhelm is still a massive cunt since his mom got descarrified. Well, unscarrified since it never technically happened because your better half was there to calm you down with a soothing Jazz solo and the gentle stroking of your mental scars. “That is exactly how it happened and no one can tell me otherwise.”

You walk through the shrine, the walk still not shoveled and making unsatisfying crunching sounds under your tiny Risa feet. You make your way into the dorm area and find Kouta and Mari highlighting areas on a map while Friedhelm is arguing with a shinigami. You extend your senses and listen in.

“-The quincies could have handled this no problem. Our glorious racial destiny ensures we could have dealt with a situation like this, in fact the quincy king knew it would be like that! You shinigami just can’t handle this sort of stuff.” Friedhelm explains.

He became more of a cunt then. Like those neonazi skin heads without anything wrong in their life. Not cutting up Mari’s face seems to have made him more insufferable. But she is a milf so no takesybacksies. You look over at Kouta and he gives a wave. “Hey Sensei. You feeling alright? You look a bit thin.” That was a joke.
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“You suck at jokes.” You say, scratching your chin. “Try knock knock jokes. Those are good. Or, oh! Those, pun jokes. Those are pretty good. Knife to meet you, ah, gets me every time.” You remember stabbing an ethnic in a back alley.

“Well, it is a work in progress. I was expecting you to show up later so I would have time to fine tune it.” He explains. Fair. “Anyway, it’s good to have you back, things have been weird here but they are quieting down. A few of the Shinigami didn’t trust us because they said our boss was a bad guy but when that bald dude came in and said theirs was worse they shut up real fast. He is a good guy. Zweity has been pretty cool, like we gained a new sister, and mom dotes on her. I think she wanted a girl now that I notice it.” He explains. “Anyway, what’s up with you?”

What do you tell him? Also, any questions?
[] Write in
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>>29940403
"After ten thousand years I have once more been unleashed upon the mortal plane, to bring a reign of terror the likes of which the world has never seen. Also I think Loki's somewhere in the vicinity, you guys have some way of sensing him? Since he created you guys... somehow, for some reason?

Like does mistletoe arbitrarily make you stronger because it's mythologically significant to Loki?

And what's the deal with Bounts, did I accidentally all of them?"

>>29940403
Well first I got short them I realized Mormons are all evil half angels then I went and killed the soul king and ate his tasty bits but Lucifer showed up and did some fiery thing that really sucked and I got turned into a rock for a while and met the various possible men's that never should have been then jaeger got sent crazy by monologue so I had to get thrown into her head to help her put the boots into her evil persona and I got resurrected from rock status earlier than expected because apparently it is boring without me around and I just saw the embodiment of lust at her club and I think she did things that should never be done with anyone to me let alone someone in a tiny cute body like I am right now, then Ryouichi was being gay like always so I figured I would come see you instead

>>29940403
kinda sorta ascended godhood, you think Akira has been a little.....off recently?

>>29940403
"Now that I'm not an inanimate object, I figured it might be nice to look around the country a bit before it completely freezes over, go skiing, soak up in some hot springs, see if a real nine-tailed fox has fluffier tails than I do, maybe even meat a Buddha.

And you know what they say you should do when meeting Buddhas.

Anyway, you guys got anything better to do?"

>>29940382
The apple being in someone different, Sin-Fin stabbing you, her knowing what you were doing. Things like those worked and when they did I thought people liked them.

But other times they don't notice it or go totally off base and get mad. It is swing and miss.

As for the trap options I think I have been pretty good about taking things back, or letting you get back things after some time, or fixing things that don't sit right to be more in line with the intentions of the players. Have I been a hard ass about a ton of things which would kill off everyone you ever loved? Despite my original intentions I don't think this quest is very high as far as lethality goes.
>>29940348
So if the characters call you something then I am also calling you something?
>>29940327
That was Jager's second path reforming and making her into something, and we already agreed to move past that and correct things maybe? As for the only people who didn't see it, there are only 5 or 6 active players right now. Meaning half didn't see anything.

The characters are not me. I don't want to brush the players hair or wash their face for them, my fetishes are pretty plain, and I am not living in the head of a cat girl hollow fox ghost thing.

>>29940485
>So if the characters call you something then I am also calling you something?
No. That was my point. I think you're confusing me with a different anon who is accusing you of being passive aggressive. I was saying that the characters themselves would have been completely justified on taking the piss with Risa in this situation and that seemed like the more likely reason for this than Loki.

I am not accusing you of being passive aggressive about this. I am saying that I thought the characters were being dicks. Completely separate from you, the QM.

>>29940535
Ah, yes. I think you are right. Okay, I understand now. Trying to meld the Twincy conversations is a go.

>>29940485
We totally didn't notice the apple thing at all until it already happened, and then we just went with it because that's when the quest seemed more like a direct Bleach parody. And the whole Sin-Fin thing was planned pretty well.

Also as for the trap options, I'd say that's what you wanted isn't it? That even though you do let the players earn stuff back, they don't get complacent and assume everything will go their way, and instead try to avoid having those catastrophes occur in the first place.

>>29940403
"So Monologue has been acting weird recently. Really recently. Like, on the way over here recently. Calling themselves 'Mr' like they're my pop or something. Anyway, has the science people made a big machine that wins against Fenrir? No way you could miss it. Big fuckin thing right behind a curtain... You've seen it, right?"

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“Well, first I got short, then I realized Mormons are evil half angels, then I ate the soul king. Then Lucifer was all ‘fwoosh blam poom!’ and I got turned into a rock for a while.” Nice sound effects. “Thanks. Anyway, then I was a rock and met my other mes. One of them was super adorable and then another wore really uncomfortable clothing and I thought she was going to make me blind. Then I went into Jager’s brain and was all ‘Boot to the head of evil. Like a brilliant comet of love and justice I am born!” You make a pose.

“Then Jager got fixed because monologue can’t into people. Then I came back because evidently the real world is boring without me and Jager was eyeing this muscular guy in a way which I am uncomfortable with. Then I saw Sin-Fin was being homolusted after and I went to a club where the angel of lust touched me and made me feel things which no one should make a body as adorable as I feel. Then I saw Ryouichi, he was sort of a bitch still. Then I came here.” You explain tapping your fingers as you count them down.

“I was thinking we should go on a trip. Let the scrubbygami level up. Oh, also what happened to the bounts, did I accidently all of them? And Akira, has anyone else noticed how he is a bit… off?” you ask tilting your head.

“Ha ha, that’s a lot to take in. Uh, let’s see, the bounts are sort of gone. They are not all dead but they scattered. Akira was always sort of weird, but we figured it was him just being him. I mean, who are we to judge weird? We come from a race of magical Nazis.” Fair. “As for a cross country trip that could be fun. Who you thinking of taking?”

Who should we take? We could go on wild adventures through time and space. The scrubs obviously. But then who?

[] Write in

>>29940644
Ryoko for sure.
Twincies for maybe.
Ryouichi for ehhh.
Akira is hovering between twincy and Ryouichi levels of wanna bring. Probably bring.

Are Sin-Fin and Jager required around base for training and whatnot? I don't think they're actually scrubs tho.

>>29940644
Well first I guess we could see how soon Caede would be done summer school, so she, Jager, and Fuego can come.

And I'd like to see Sin-Fin unhappy in exciting new locations and the Shiba girl is good for a laugh.

>>29940644
What's the cut off limit?

Sin Fin because her inability to have fun amuses me.
Jager because somebody has to be the responsible one
Dom because mountain climbing is right up his alley.
Caede and Bitey
maybe Bad Touch Shinigami

>>29940701
I'd say Twincies for definite, also Zweity.

Also their mom for adult supervision.

And I guess we could see what Captains or members of our inner circle have nothing better to do.

>>29940718
I think Jager's responsibility might keep her, Fuego, and Caede preoccupied.

Because Summer School.

Curse Fuego for not preparing his demonic daughter that he raised in a desolate ghost desert for the Japanese education system.

>>29940701
>>29940703
>>29940718
>>29940719
... we're going to end up wanting to bring all of them if we don't have some arbitrary limit imposed, aren't we.

>>29940701
>>29940703
>>29940644
Ryoko, twincies Caede and Zweity are a must have.

But fuck Akira and Ryuuchi, they don't fucking need any more power leveling ESPECIALLY since they have showed being more than eager using their powers to fuck with us.

>>29940644
Caede. I want to see what she can do now.

>>29940738
Only if no one has something better to do.

Like Jager and Sin-Fin made the foolish mistake of being pillars of the community, and can't just faff around like we do.

>>29940718
No real cut off limit. There are scrubbygami all over the japan world. The captains are more or less just around in case a big one shows up, which won't happen because seriously Hueco=Hell now.

>>29940701
They are not scrubs. They could stay here and train or they could go with you. Totally up to you if you want to bring them along or not.

This is more or less a fun trip around the country. Breaking stuff and people and playing As for Caede's summer school... well I am afraid that if she chooses to go the place will come down with a sudden case of exploded building.

>>29940740
>Ryoko, twincies Caede and Zweity are a must have.
Agreed. Is there anyone else we want to bring that can actually take the time off?

>>29940761
>well I am afraid that if she chooses to go the place will come down with a sudden case of exploded building.
Can we blame MTV this time? They're still on The List.

>>29940740
lets just take Sin Fin and Dom.

leave Jager in charge, give that girl some me time away from the crazies

>>29940761
Jager might not appreciate that.

Can we shapeshift into Caede and cheat for her using our brilliance?

>>29940783
But if we take Sin Fin, that puts our mod soul forcefeeding plot on hold.

>>29940783
I think Jager likes being around us though.

Though being stuck in an RV with us could change that.

>>29940765
They can all take the time off. But if you take Sin-Fin Shiba will protest about her going off due to what is totally not homo lust.
>>29940780
Can be.
>>29940788
Jager never has to know, and can you tell me with a straight face that Risa won't write in for #12 "THE GREAT ME AND RISA STORMED NORMANDY TO PUT AN END TO THE NAZI MENACE! THE DOCTOR SHOWED UP AND THE DROVE THE TARDIS RIGHT INTO THE HEART OF BERLIN WHERE THEY STRIPPED AND THEIR RAW NAKED SEXUALITY MELTED THE NAZIS TO BITS!"
>>29940796
The angels are not yet burning time around you and Fenrir has a few years yet.

>>29940796
Eh, we might as well put it on hold until Lucifer lets us have Hueco Mundo back.

>>29940814
Find the ice queen from the Christmas special, and make her freeze all the pipes at the school.

Completely plausible.

And I guess we can take Shiba along as well, because I want to see her continue to attempt romance with Sin-Fin.

>>29940814
Eh, let's not take Caede then.

>>29940814
Then let's go ruin Caede's chances for an education.

>>29940868
No, bad anon!

>>29940814
>The angels are not yet burning time around you and Fenrir has a few years yet.
Oh. Well I guess that's a thing.

Bring Caede. Splodey the building. Blame MTV.
Bring Ryoko because drunk bro viking.
Bring Twincies and (maybe Zweity?)

>>29940898
If this school denounces the GREATNESS THAT IS DOMINIC FUEGO, then I denounce that school.

So Caede is the hold up then?

Current Break Party:
Dominic Fuego
Twincies
Mari
Ryoko
Quesufre Sin-Fin
Jager
Shiba
Mari

With Caede as a maybe. Speaking of her I want to write her adventures in school as a slice of life comedy. Anything can get labeled slice of life these days.

May as well try to make her pass before we destroy time around her school as we are want to do. If I write it so she can pass will that be acceptable to include her in with our adventures around Japan?

Y/N

Hey

Hey anons

Hey, I have this crazy idea

How about we ASK Caede if she wants to skip school and come with us before we do anything?

>>29940948
Y

>>29940948
Y

Just making absolutely sure, bringing Jager / SinFin isn't going to result in shit breaking. Right?

>>29940948
Y

>>29940948
>With Caede as a maybe. Speaking of her I want to write her adventures in school as a slice of life comedy. Anything can get labeled slice of life these days.

Please do.

>>29940948
Also don't forget Zweity.

>>29940983
Should she be labeled as an honorary twincy from now on?

>>29940958
Right. if you want to have some secret special planning or build up with your faction then they have to stay, but at the moment lucifer and heaven are in a bit of a cold war. Ha ha, I made a funny. There are enough LTs. and the like to keep japan more or less safe at the moment so if it is just maintaining the status quo it should be fine.
>>29940983
Okay, zweity too.

>>29940983
Oh right, her too.

>>29941000
T...tricy?

>>29941019
Triplicy?
Tripoly?
Trescy?
Triscuit?

>>29941019
Tricuspid?

one more than two and teeth pun bicuspid....

well I tried

We're taking you kids on a ski trip because y'all need to learn the true meaning of Black History month

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“You all seem to have been working hard.” You note. “Too hard in fact. It is your summer break! Yet here you are with these stuffy old people!” You point an accusing finger at the group of Shinigami who glance around.

“Ri-chan! You are pretty old your-“The scruffy looking doctor says but is silenced by a flying kick from you.

“Never tell a woman about her age!” You explain as he crashes back waking Ryoko up.

“Huh? Sensei? What’s going on?” She asks holding a bottle close.

“Pack your things Ryoko. We are going on a trip!” You explain. “You, me, the twincies and Zwiety. Fuck Ryouichi and Akira. We will get, let’s see, Jager, and Fuego, and Sin-Fin, and Shiba and damn the rest of them!” Caede and Mari. “Caede and Mari too!”

“There is some merit in going around Japan.” Mari notes. “If we go see how the rest of the country is faring then we can get a better image for how to proceed.”

“I just want you to be around because we need a responsible adult. Jager indulges me and Sin-Fin will do anything I say.” You explain.

“What about Shiba-kun?” The rugged doctor man says rubbing his chin. “Isn’t that so we shinigami can have a good view of what is going on and to get the opinion of one well versed in hollow activities?”

“Nah. That is just because her lesbian shenanigans with Sin-Fin amuse us. Me, I meant me.” You say crossing your arms proudly.

You shapeshift into your normal form and go to Caede’s school. You manage to correct all her grades in the grade book, for any school that doesn’t accept THE GREAT ME is not a school you are willing to even piss at. You inform your companions of your leaving and make sure they get false bodies before they go. You decide to meet up at the train station around 6 am in order to catch the earliest train. You cross your arms impatiently as you stand under an overly large clock. “They're late!” You shout to the world.
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“No, Risa. You were late. We came here on time. Then I had to go get you because you were so late and I found you vibrating on a large chair I am pretty sure was screaming at me.” Jager explains glancing at you.

“Ah. I see. So where to go?” You ask.

“Well.” Shiba starts pulling out a note pad. “There is a group of shinigami in Kyoto. We could meet up with them and try to establish some sort of communications work.” So work.

Mari fixes Zweity’s outfit before glancing back at you. “During the winter we normally go to the hot springs up north. They are normally closed this season, but with the weather being what it is I figure we could probably catch them.”

“FOOLISH!” The Great Me states flexing in a pose with Caede imitating him right next to him. “If it is the summer it means the BEACH. I SHALL WARM THE WATERS WITH THE RAW POWER OF MY STRENGTH! NO ICE SHALL STAND BEFORE ME AS THE BURNING STAR IN THE SUMMER!”

“Food….” Sin-Fin says looking around and testing her false body, the pale woman looking confused at being solid. “I want… to try food… everywhere.”

Jager looks over some pamphlets. “We could go skiing. I might be nice to try doing that with everyone.”

“Just get us some boys. Boy and alcohol.” Ryoko demands.

Well, where to first?
[] Skiiing
[] Try going north
[] Beach!
[] Kyoto to work
[] Write in
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>>29941220
>[x] Try going north
A competition. THE GREAT ME vs Earth itself over who can warm up the water the most.

>>29941220
>[] Try going north
Fuego can get into a warming contest with the geothermal vents. Sin Fin can eat those weird octopus ball things. Ryoko can get drunk like you're not supposed to when you bathe in hot water.

It'll be fun!

>>29941220
I'd say north, because we can probably try skiing in the general area, and hot springs are fun.

The beach is for celebrating after we kill Fenrir.

>>29941220
"While I have heard good things about Kyoto, you guys really should have gotten a communications network set up already. Don't act like you guys have really had more pressing matters to deal with."

>>29941220
[x] Try going north

you can get great tans...ON THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN!

>>29941220
All of the above

>Hollow quest 2 days running
Today is a good day!

>>29941220
>[x]north

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Hot springs do provide plenty of fan service. “I don’t know what that means.” Go north you cock monger. “We shall go north then! To the hot springs then.” You nod happily at the idea.

Your group boards the train, an impressive feat considering you have no money. You buy plenty of beer and snacks for the trip, again no money but you make due with phenomenal cosmic power. Your train ride is spent in mostly idle conversation. You attempt to accuse the lady on the serving cart of taking you to Hogwarts, but then you realized you had no idea where that was and Jager gave you some small puzzles to solve.

After melting the puzzles, the long trip to the north is over and you find yourself in the icy town of- “I have no idea what it is called. The point is there are hot springs, and mountains, and other winter related activities. I shall call this town ‘winter town’” You nod happily.

An old woman carrying vegetables walks up to you as the others in your group leave the train, stretching and getting their things. “I see, you came here to escape the cold? Sad to say the mountain is inaccessible.” She offers.

“Why would someone just come over and say-“ Jager starts but you shush her.

“Don’t interrupt the NPC. She is very important!” You demand and Jager makes a motion which you think means she totally trusts you. Or maybe what the hell, but I like the former more. “Tell me old woman. What secrets does the mountain hold?”

“The mountain has a great blizzard going through it. Blocking any travel up and down. Some say it is the work of the snow maiden, as they hear the weeping of a woman up the slopes. They say she holds regret for a man who was killed when she” I am pressing the A button now.
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“-Be careful going up there. They say she likes the skin of young ladies the best. Hoo hoo hoo” The old woman says waking off never to be seen again.

“She is still right over-“ You start. Never to be seen again! “Right, well, let’s go to the hot spring then shall we? We shall go and bathe and drink and eat.” You say.

You walk into three different buildings, none of them hot springs, until Mari comes out to find you. She leads you to a large building with some weird writing on it and starts talking to the old woman, a different old woman, behind a counter. You get taken to a large room willed with some sort of strange floor covering. Mari looks over the room and nods. “Okay, the boys can stay behind the screen since it is smaller over there, and the women can stay on this side.”

“Sleeping divided? What, you don’t trust us?” Kouta asks.

“It’s fine with me but I sleep naked.” You say putting your hands on your hips casually. “Also my body has a tendency to shift and devour people around me while I sleep so if you are feeling brave my all means.” You explain.

“Well then, now we are here. But that snow woman story is sort of bothering me.” Jager says.

[] Ignore the Blizzard, just relax
[] Into the mountains!
[] Talk to someone about something
[] Other, please specify
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>>29941453
>[x] Into the mountains!

we've never murdered a snow(wo)man before

>>29941453
>Into the mountains!
Murdering snow maidens is one of my favourite past-times.

>>29941453
"You can't fool me Jager, you just want another lady with cold powers to become your minion. You're insatiable. It's a good thing I love side quests."

To the mountains!

>>29941453
[x] Talk to someone about something
Tapioca. Also the local specialty for Short Fin.
[x] Into the mountains!
ADVENTURE!
We can soak in the springs after we find the snow thing and kill it. Or we can drag it down the mountain and make it bathe in the springs with us.

>>29941453
>Into the mountains!
>Take jager and sin-fin and delicious unscarred milf mari into hotsprings.
>leave the boys with kyouko.

>>29941453
So that's what happened to the ice queen!

>>29941453
>Talk to someone about something
Sin-Fin.

Seeing that mythological ghosts exist makes me wonder.

Ask her what the deal with Hollows and Hueco Mundo is? Like are we the Hungry Ghosts of Sino-Japanese folklore? If so, what the hell is a bunch of biblical figures doing there?

And if we're not and Hueco Mundo is Limbo/Purgatory/Sheol, then what's the connection to Japan?

And in any case, what does Dio de los Muertos have to do with us?

>>29941453
>[x] Into the mountains!
Reveal your secrets to me, mountain.

>>29941582
Probably can ask this later.

In the off chance she wouldn't say it's a secret, since that's still a thing.

>>29941582
>If so, what the hell is a bunch of biblical figures doing there?
Lucifer probably more or less dragged them here to get to the Soul King. He was likely the most accessible of all eldritchians.

>>29941646
I think he's talking about eve (sin-fin) and cain

>>29941646
That does make sense, though I don't know, it seemed like Cain and Lucifer weren't on the same side.

>>29941697
>>29941699
Cain got randomly shipped off to some separate dimension who connects to the other side of the world, far from where he was originally. Lessens the chance that someone would find him and all that.

Sin-Fin I dunno. Keep watch over the bugger alongside the other old hollows?

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"You can't fool me Jager, you just want another lady with cold powers to become your minion. You're insatiable. It's a good thing I love side quests." You say pointing to Jager. She looks a little irritated but you continue. “Honestly, collecting people like objects and generally being a goody two shoes, don’t you get tired of it?” You tease.

“Isn’t that you?” She points out and you feel like it was a slap to the face. “You keep collecting hollows, then you got humans and now shinigami are following you. You don’t bother with killing people because it’s too much work and even now here you are trying to be friendly with everyone. The goody-two-shoes is you!” She explains.

“I have no idea why we are fighting!” You counter.

“We’re not!” She continues.

“Oh.” You blink then look towards the mountain. “Well, let’s go in there so we can have slice of life fun time adventures afterwards. Let’s see, how about everyone who can ignore the cold- Wait that’s all of you. Let’s have an adventure!” You raise your fist.

You walk up the mountain with ease. Your sonido allows you to skip through time and space with total abandon, but when you should be halfway up the mountain you find yourself stopping near the bottom. You blink confused as the wind blows fiercely around you. “This mountain is having a laugh, innit?” You ask me. I dunno, maybe? “Cheeky cunt. Reveal your secrets mountain!” You shout firing a cero into the storm.

It parts momentarily allowing you to sonido a good distance behind it. You repeat that action, constantly firing ceros up the mountain and following in its wake. Just like every other problem in your life, this one can be solved by liberal application of lasers. Who’s a failure now dad? “Should we talk about this?” You ask. No, just keep lasering. It is either this or I make you have sex with a staggering number of men and women. “No one wants that.” You note continuing your lasers.
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You eventually make it to the top and find a massive cave. You steel yourself as you stride in boldly. It takes a few meters, the crystalline structure making you feel intoxicated at the shimmering light, but you stride forward. You step into a large steamy room in the middle of the cave formation and hear humming.

“I’m missus ice crystal. I’m missus snow. I’m Missus Icicle. I’m ten below!” You change the gravity of the steam and make it fall heavily to the ground as water and, sitting there in the middle of a hot spring, is your ice lady, um… I can’t remember her name.

She stand and spins, then goes wide eyed as she sees you. “Nooooo” She starts making a small attempt to cover herself. “Onee-sama I’m indecent.” She says.

“You do realize you generally just wear some ice right? And ice is generally see through? Hell, in the case of smooth parts, like you keep it on, it actually magnifies it.” You explain, angry no one understands the laws of physics.

“It’s different, jeez why don’t you look away? If you wanted to see you just had to ask.” She explains.

“Well that explains the blizzard but what about the weeping and such?” You ask.

Ice woman points a finger in the corner and you see several woman laying on the ground with dead eyes and attached to the ceiling above them is the object of your nightmares. One of them starts to stir but with a blink Aterrorizando Relajación is already on her, slowly stroking her face. “Shhh shhh shhh, sleeeeeep. You know what will come if you wake…. Sleeeeeeeep.” He commands and the girl does so.

Well, this is… this is a thing?
[] Ask one of the something
[] Leave
[] Tell her to stop the blizzard
[] Other, please specify
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>>29941753
...
The sloth has awoken, the end is upon us. Repent. Repent for all that this cruel world is has now been lost!

>>29941753
[x] Direct Rapesloth to Asmodeus and then enjoy the bath while he's gone

Should probably ask the ice lady her name.

>>29941753
"Going on a vacation without asking Aterrorizando? What gross insubordination.

In any case, the demonic embodiments of Lust and Sloth are back at... whatever the city my stuff is at, and I figured you'd want to get their autograph or something."

>>29941753
>[X] Ask one of the something
"Where the hell have you been Rapesloth? I really could have used your help in that bad future I ended up retconning NO THANKS TO YOU!
>[X] Tell her to stop the blizzard
OI knock it off you cheeky cunt or I'll cero your gob! Swear on me mum!

>>29941753
"So in other words, not only are you guys ruining my vacation, you're also ruining my ability to beat up Japanese folklore?"

>>29941799
Best response

>>29941799
I thought that beating up Japanese folklore was the vacation and the roadtrip was just a pretext

>>29941753
We should drag her down the mountain and plop her into a spring with Fuego and see what happens. For science.

>>29941842
Yes, but Jaeger can't know that! She would look dissaprovingly at us!

>>29941860
She melts?

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"So in other words, not only are you guys ruining my vacation, you're also ruining my ability to beat up Japanese folklore?" You’re a Japanese folklore. “What? That isn’t even. How is that…” You shake your head. “No, okay, look. There is a fallen angel of lust and sloth back at-“you start but a weight latches onto your back.

You turns your head and see the lazily smiling face of Rape behind you. You start to say something but a hand convers your mouth. “Shhhhhhh. No words.” He says.

You scream. You want to tell him so many things. You want to accuse him of not being there when you needed him most. You want to die but there is nothing you can do. You flail your arms around for a while, then slam your back into things, then you pass out, frothing at the mouth like some sort of rabid dog.

You awaken in the inn. Your head is on the Ice Woman’s lap and you see your comrades around you. “Risa! What happened? Are you okay?!” Jager demands grabbing onto your shoulders.

“Yay. The blizzard is gone. I am the best at investigation.” You reply in a monotone.

“What happened?” Mari asks looking between you and the ice woman.

“It- It was. Like the nightmares of a mad god. The hopes and dreams of a depraved starfish in the whole of creation. To not save you Onee-sama. That is my biggest failure.” The woman whose name I am sure she told us once explains holding on to you.

“I selectively choose to block that event from my memory.” You say.

HOLLOW QUEST REDUX 54 END. How about we book mark it here? I am still around for any questions concerns or comments while I think about finding a corn dog. I could go for one. Also to drink myself to sleep probably.

>>29941998
>finding a corn dog
But you have so much to live for!

>>29942037
I could maybe make one. But I dunno man. I dunno.

>>29941998
Did..did he get us man? Are we ruined for marriage now?

>>29941998
I enjoyed the thread overall. I'm going to sleep now.

>>29941998
Thanks for running Azure! The games are always fun!

>>29942044
thanks for running

I'd talk more and in depth but its almost 6am here

>>29942054
I am not comfortable answering that question.
>>29942056
Glad to hear.
>>29942062
Thanks for playing!

>>29942054
We are ruined for everything now
Rape Sloth defiles everything about you

>>29941998
>Rape Sloth finally caught Risa.
It is a dark day, it is.

>>29942073
4 30 here. I may run again during the weekend at some point. Depends on if my friends make it back home and how many papers I have to write.
>>29942079
>>29942084
He has caught her before. Perhaps this was just the warning strike. To have terror fill you till the end of days.

>>29942075
Jaeger understands right? She knows we never asked for this right?

>>29942096
Did the ice lady try to stop him or joined in on the fun?

>>29942114
She shall shame you till the dawn of time.
>>29942115
Well, fill in what ever ending you prefer.

>>29942127
Is Rape sloth the embodiment of all hollows repressed sexual desires?

>>29942127
It's hard to find good subordinates nowadays.

So what's up in Hueco, can we visit without getting pwned immediately? Does Lucy control it or has Loki sway in there as well?

>>29942096
It would be awesome if you could run again, so many games in such a short period. It's like hollowmass.

>>29942127
In that case we clearly didn't get all the evil out of Jaeger. We must try again.

Wasn't Sin-Fin the one who brought Rapesloth over?

She now has to take responsibility.

>>29942142
No, just nightmares.
>>29942145
It is fallen angel turf. Up to you if you want to risk it.
>>29942151
Well we shall see.
>>29942222
By making you a doll? I am not sure I follow.

>>29942222
As long as Shiba is in the room when we have that conversation

>>29942246
>It is fallen angel turf.
So if we don't want to risk it, our Garganta is a no-go currently?

>>29942278
You could say that. Your garganta more or less just goes to Hue Co.

>>29942285
unless we want to take our chances with jumping into hellfire.
i wonder if we can even do that.

>>29942330
I am now imagining Risa surfing on hellfire while the fallen just kind of...stare.

>>29942344
So, we need the ability to surf ceros and hope it can be used on other such things?

AI YO AZURE UPDATE THE LIST
SOUL KING IS DEAD AND I FORGOT WHAT HAPPENED TO NOBUHIKO

MIGHT NEED TO ADD THE MORMONS TOO

>>29943798
It shall be so.

>>29943980
Who the fuck is Masaru anyway?

>>29944476
Nobody knows.

Maybe we should've brought Ryouichi. That way, we could have tossed him at the Rape Sloth and run.
Or if Friedholm is a dick, we toss him into Rape Sloth cave.
At any rate, we need to warn the others, we have found Rape Sloth, repent and weep!

>>29944792
>Maybe we should've brought Ryouichi. That way, we could have tossed him at the Rape Sloth and run.
Really that would just encourage Ryouichi to be even more of a little bitch, and nobody wants that.

>>29944476
Was he one of the MTV Delinquents?

do people over the age of 12 still watch that garbage network?

Wait...shit. we brought all the girls we give a damn about with us, and Zando's here. Does anyone else think we should get the hollow drugs out, take them, and embark on a spirit quest style mission to seal away the evils of the Rape Sloth once and for all?

>>29949486

can't we send a sacrificial virgin up the mountain with the address of the Club that Adolaus and Belphagor are living in?

>>29936920
ever think we could make a system out of this?

>>29953474
Zando's been here. The only virgins are probably Zweity and Caede, and like hell they're getting sent in.