>EotE, AoR, SAGA, and anything else to do with a galaxy far, far away.Old thread died, time to start a new one.
Thinking of running a post-Vong era campaign here. Should I bother trying to upgrade the T-65's stats to reflect the upgrade to the XJ series? Also, how would you stat the E-wing?
What does /tg/ think would be the amount of bounty put on a Pirate whos raided several Imperial convoys, busted some Neb-B's (were ~5 BBY), and tore a giant hole in a Star Destroyer from Imperial Intelligence?
>>29945380One million credits and an autographed holo of Ysanne Isard?
>>29945380He's rocking the Most Wanted list like a champion. A single Neb-B would have been enough for that. We're talking on par with Han Solo, and he was worth $250,000. That bounty is going to attract the BHG, (if it still exists. Post-both, it doesn't), they'll have a team of their best on it. And every independent hunter with more balls than brains will be after him.He just became a free-fire zone.
>>29945438*Hoth. Fuck you, autocorrect.
>>29945380Someone that dangerous is too much of a threat to trust to mere hunters. The Sector Fleet will be actively hunting this guy, and now Imperial Intelligence is going to want him too. That means their Assassination department. Assassin droids and elite operatives are likely. And they'll be competing with the Navy and Bounty Hunters to get him first.Holy fuck. That guy is in a galaxy of hurt.
>>29945380enjoy having Boba Fett after their assor some of the other top hunters like IG88
>>29945417I honestly dont know, I just wanna know how much shit Ill be up against if my character pops his head out from Lok.
>>29945380dude hes probably done more damage pre DS explosion than 90% of the rebelswe're talking about like sending a platoon of Nova Troopers n stuff!
>>29945380I'm pretty sure he's gone beyond that, Anon. Pic related. These fuckers are going to be on his ass.
>>29945438>>29945448>>29945530>>29945559>>29945596>>29945598Oh my holy fuck... welp, I got nothing...
>>29945614Long story short, only the Alliance can help you now.
>>29945639I was planning to go anyway, so okay. Just gotta push up that plan a bit...
>>29945666Your one advantage is that they'll happily blast each other if it means getting you first.
>>29945639you kidding? i dont think the alliance would be stupid enough to accept one of the biggest imperial targets in the galaxyhowever maybe if you kiss Xizors' ass enough, he'll say to the Big E that its an unfortunate side product of a productive Black Sun Pirate
What are the best books / supplements, if I want to run a campaign where all the pcs are Star Destroy Captains in the same squadron? Does anyone have any experience doing something like this? Any suggestions or tips?
>>29945722>booksThe X-wing novels have some good demonstrations of capital ship command. They also show you how to fuck with an enemy using just an Interdictor's gravity generators.
>>29945559>Boba FettOh please. This guy's gotta worry about DENGAR coming for him.
>>29945709>Implying the entire Rebellion aren't 'shoot on sight'>Implying they won't love anyone who has military equipment, which they sorely need.>Implying they aren't actively trying to recruit someone who is fighting the Empire like them.
>>29945777>Implying the Rebellion would just up and hire a walking WMD who is currently being hounded by every Bounty Hunter and Imperial special forces asset in his vicinity>Implying the Rebellion wouldn't just bait him to Kuat Drive Yards to watch the shit fly
>>29945762Dengar is still Imperial by this stage, dude. An assassin, no less.Just the kind of man Intelligence would send.>>29945722The Empire sourcebook from d6 Star Wars is gonna be your best friend.
Thinking of making a Super Star Destroyer the final boss of my campaign. Should I attempt to stat that behemoth? Or would it be better to stat its shield generators and bridge, then protect those with stupid amounts of turrets and TIES?
>>29946003If the party has an A-Wing, stat the shield generators only.
>>29946200Arvel Crynyd for president!
>yub-yub>no nub-nub
>>29946217>>29946200>tfw the battle against Iron Fist involves a New Republic SD named Crynyd
>>29945738Including how to push ships AWAY from the Interdictor. Gotta love people who can stay in the Star Wars tone and still play around with the tech.
>>29946445That must be tons of fun, fucking with enemy ships like that.>Rebel captain attempts heroic sacrifice by ramming his Nebulon B into the bridge>Reverse gravity>[forward firepower intensifies]>Trollface.holo
>>29946484Actually, I messed up. The Interdictor itself is pushed away. Also, it throws everyone on the ship around.
my buddy and I came up with a quesion while playing x-wing the other day. Why didn't vader simply use the force to crash luke's x wing or just force choke him?
>>29946501"Are the crew's safety harnesses secured?""Yes, Captain.""Very well. Begin evasive maneuver Topsy Turvy!"
>>29946522Could be ego. Remember, Obi-Wan said that Anakin was "the best star pilot in the galaxy". Some small part of him may have still been very proud of his piloting skills, thus why he sortie'd himself to deal with Luke. Perhaps he wanted to prove to himself that he still had it, that he could smack down this jumped-up crop duster.
>>29946522Because that's not narratively satisfying.
>>29946522Might be an issue of timing and targeting. Did Vader still have the Force chops to catch as fast as an X-wing with the Force before Luke could fire off his torps?
>>29946522He was focusing on keeping his wingmen from ramming into him, because he chose a line abreast formation inside a fucking trench. Then Han Solo crept up on his back door and the rest is history.
>>29946641>>29946640>>29946598>>29946584>>29946522Speaking of which, why didn't the other Rebel pilots notice three TIEs heading right for the trench and blast Vader the second he started going after Gold Leader?
>>29946736Too busy trying to stay alive in the dogfight. And if I remember right, the first run gets the word out about the TIEs so everyone else tries to adapt strategies to deal with it.
>>29946736Probably too busy trying not to get shot down by the TIEs they were already engaging.
>>29946736Everyone was already tied up with trying not to be sandwiched between towers and TIEs. The only one on the ball was Han Solo.The real question is why Vader entered the trench at all, since he has nothing to fear from the towers and he could freely target the X-Wings from well above the trench while having plenty of room to maneuver. If Vader had flown above the trench instead, he could have kept the trench towers firing and leisurely picked off the X-Wings while hundreds of wingmen clustered behind him like a ball of cliff racers.
>>29946796>like a ball of cliff racersSo Han is Saint Jiub. Who are the Nerevarine and Vivec?
>>29946780>>29946776but the only fighters that the imperials sent against rebels were the ties from the black squadron, and that's not more than 15 ships(which got mostly shot down) and the rebels had about 30 ships..
>>29946838>rebels had about 30 shipsMost of them were crewed by nobodies (and Porkins). The only remotely competent pilots around were probably Luke, Biggs, Wedge, Keyan Farlander, and Garven Dreis. And maybe Porkins if you count his EU appearances.
>>29946827Nerevar - LukeVivec - Obi Wan Kenobi
>>29946885>And maybe Porkins if you count his EU appearances.It never ceases to amaze me ho the EU turns basically everyone with the merest hint of screen time in the movies into this exemplar badass. The two pilots flanking Vader, one of who did absolutely jack shit, and the other one who managed to slam into Vader when he tried to dodge the Falcon? Both real top gun aces apparently. They sure showed that in the movie.
>>29947101Technically Vader slammed into him.
>>29947150>I'm sorry for hitting your fist with my face
>>29945777>>29945807So, do you think hes beaten Mon Mothma on the Imperials "to kill" list?
>>29947101I love how EU stuff plays up how super competent TIE pilots are. They're apparently the best of the best, with only like 1% of the entire applicant pool actually being accepted into the fighter program.And then other EU sources bring up how as soon as they become pilots they turn into expendable drones with no sense of self-preservation. Though that's just EU fanwank. In the movies, it's clear that they're just pilots; guys on the same tier as most Rebels with the often unfortunate missions of going up against guys like Luke Skywalker and Han Solo.
>>29947257To be fair, if you survive several missions in a death trap like a TIE, you're probably qualified for "certified badass" status.
>>29947257>only like 1% of the entire applicant pool actually being accepted into the fighter program.That's pretty much in keeping with real world militaries. Only the best fly fighters. The rest fly cargo planes and shit. A good chunk of rebel pilots are former Imps who defected.
>>29945762In the movies, it's implied that Boba Fett is a mid-tier bounty hunter at best. He found out where the Falcon was going because he's slightly a cut above the rest and realized that the infamously slippery Han Solo was gonna try to pull a fast one. Doesn't change the fact that he got taken out like a chump because he tunnel visioned and that he apparently has to be constantly reminded not to disintegrate the people he's being paid to capture.But people thought he looked cool and twenty years later there's a billion books viciously jerking off to him. I fucking hate Mandalorians.
>>29946522because that movie was made before the EU turned Jedi and Sith into Super Saiyans. There was a lot more restraint and mystery in how the Force worked back then.
>>29947339http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mo10xiHvR_c
>>29947296But real world militaries don't treat their fighter pilots as expendable cannon fodder. I mean, in the movies the Imps are never really shown as being overly empathetic about their men (they're the bad guys in a fantasy adventure story; we don't need to sympathize with them). But I think the attitudes they apparently had were the result of a bunch of EU writers who got tired of the "Empire did nothing wrong" bullshit wank and decided to up the grimdark a bit to reinforce the fact that the Imps are the bad guys.
>>29947385>every Boba Fett book ever
>>29947339I agree. Here's a litmus test I use in every discussion about Star Wars fiction:1. Is it in the movies? Or.... tv show I guess.2. Is it mentioned in the movies/tv show?3. Can it be guessed/extrapolated from the presented material movie/tv show?If there is no indication of Boba Fett being nothing more than a mid-tier bounty hunter apart of a wider warrior culture, then its Travis-wank. In Fett's defense, he was called in by Vader, who knew his reputation for disintegrating targets like a dumbass. So he's got a reputation for... something.
>>29947436Atill, you need a lot more transport pilots and shit than you need fighter pilots. And when you have the sheer number of applicants the Empire has, you can be picky and still get a LOT of pilots.
>>29947520http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfMmXXLEMNM
>>29947505The fact that Vader called him and the others in personally is certainly a testament to his capabilities for getting the job done; the but the same can be said for Dengar, Bossk, that big cockroach-looking motherfucker (who probably has his own trilogy or something) and the others. The fact that he was the one to find Solo shows that he probably is more intelligent than those guys, but that doesn't mean he's this near mythical figure that kills a dozen Jedi every morning, saves a planet every day after lunch, and bangs a different twi'lek every night.
>>29947586>bangs a different twi'lek every night.Anyone with enough creds can do that.
>>29947540The Robot Chicken Star Wars bits completely slay me. It's really clear that the creators both love the source material and are really in tune with with disenfranchised masses of the Star Wars culture. I remember Green was working on what was basically an entire show of Robot Chicken-style Star Wars skits, but in CGI and aimed at a wider audience (and with Billy Dee as the voice of Lando). This was before the Disney buy-out though, so I really hope it wasn't canned.
I know it'll never happen, but my fingers are still crossed for a Star Wars show done by Studio Trigger. Force La Force, starring Ryukyle Matarn, plus Little Jedi Academia and Corran Horn, Inferno Space Cop
>>29947618But this is Boba Fett we're talking about man; he probably freed them from a Grey-Side Jedi cartel by bursting in on a krayt dragon and throwing thermal detonators around like those popper things on the Fourth of July.
>>29947737>he probably freed them from a Grey-Side Jedi cartel by bursting in on a krayt dragon and throwing thermal detonators around like those popper things on the Fourth of July.I think we finally found a use for Michael Bay.
>>29947586>big cockroach-looking motherfuckerYou mean Zuckuss? He's a badass. But his entire race are cool as fuck, I'm sad none of my players chose one as their character.
>>29948133Well of course he's a badass. As >>29947101pointed out, it just wouldn't be Star Wars if every character who graces the screen for five seconds didn't get an extensive archive of books detailing how impossibly awesome they are.
>>29948204>every character who graces the screen for five secondsYep.
>>29948320Skippy the Jedi Droid is a non-canon humor story, likely meant as a parody of the tendency.
>>29948633How dare you declare Skippy non-cann. He's still canon in my heart, dammit.
I wanna play a Squib. They seem like bros.
>>29949034Dude, Skippy was never canon. Never meant to be. Just like Tag & Bink.
Thakwaash stats when, FFG?
>>29949141Like Tag and Bink aren't canon. Next you'll be denying the noble sacrifice of Manny Bothans.
>>29948133>I'm sad none of my players chose one as their character.I'll probably play one in an upcoming campaign. Gadgeteer. So with an insect's buzzing trying to do basic, heavy armor and a big fucking gun, I may end up playing a dalek...
>>29949277Sweet! Just remember to refer to yourself by your surname until you do something really cool. Gand are like that. How Ooryl Qryrgg acts in the X-wing books is a good example.
>>29949219Never forget Manuel Both-hanz
>>29949361Also, when they're deeply, deeply ashamed they revert to calling themselves "Gand".
Man, I really do love how the original trilogies treated The Force and the Jedi. I dislike the common view of them now and I especially dislike the insistent that the force powers are set in stone like some kind of spellbook or something.Old force's whimsy and spirituality was pretty great. I also like Sci-Fi settings that incorperate supernatural elements as well.
>>29949190Those are the horse-faced dudes with the multiple minds, right?
>>29947505Except he talks shit to Vader to his face and the big V backs off
>>29949190How would you work the multiple personalities in? Social skill bonus? Multiple character sheets?
>>29949909That's FFG's job to figure out.We don't have a game designer among our minds.
>>29949794>he talks shit to Vader to his face and the big V backs off>mfw you think this happenedAll Boba did was give a slightly snide "as you wish" when Vader called him on his crap. Just because Vader didn't want to get into a "nuh uh, yeah-huh!" shit fight with a glorified hitman doesn't mean he "backed off"
>>29949985Bullshit, he squares up to him and doesn't even get told to watch his tone when he berates the fucking biggest of bads right to his face about Han being no good to him dead. This short scene is the whole reason Fett blew up like he did. "Who is this mystery guy and why does he get to make demands of Darth fucking Vader as well as shoot at Skywalker without getting his shit wrecked"I think anything Mandalorian post Traviss was increasingly out of hand but most of the hate is just being reactionary to things people think are cool
My players decided to play an Empire-centric campaign and, as expected of most players, they fucked off to do what they wanted instead of playing along with the adventure. Their idea, however, was far more interesting than mine: Top Gear Empire Edition. I need plot hooks, guys. Lots of plot hooks.>On tonight's program, we go caravaning...on Tatooine!>And for tonight's Celebrity in a Reasonably Priced Starfighter, please welcome...BARON FEL!>In three days, the Rebel Alliance will mount a bombing run on this military barracks. Your challenge today is to build a fully-functional trio of TIE Interceptors by hand before the Y-wings breach the atmosphere.>Tonight, we get to test-fly Sienar Systems' latest machine: The TIE Defender!>Imperial authorities have been notified that you three are smuggling several kilograms of spice in stolen hyperdrive-equipped TIE Interceptors. Your challenge is to evade your pursuers and meet up on Station Gamma-5 above Coruscant.
>>29950989Baron Fel should the tame fighter pilot.Can't think of anything else right now.
>>29951073So, a young Garik Loran as the Celebrity in a Reasonably Priced Starfighter?
>>29950989>Race from the Outer Rim to CoruscantThe players are given a few thousand credits to purchase cheap, spaceworthy craft with hyperdrives. The loser will be forced to fly around Coruscant in an X-wing painted in Rogue Squadron colors.>Bounty Hunter challengeBoba Fett, Zuckuss, Dengar, 4-LOM, IG-88, and Bossk have all been hired to hunt down the presenters. Their job is to reach the challenge's designated safe zone on Corellia in an old YT-2000.>Celebrity in a Reasonably-Priced StarfighterTurr PhennirMaarek SteleWynssa StarflareFace Loran and Tetran Cowall in a raceGeneral VeersMara Jade?Ysanne Isard The players should be too scared of her to do anything but stick her at the top of the list next to Baron Fel and Darth VaderZsinj and Melvar
>>29950222>making demandsFett wasn't demanding anything; he was at best pointing out that he would prefer it if Solo didn't die and was at worst griping. Vader simply responded by saying that if he died the Empire would just pay him whatever Jabba was going to. True, Boba doesn't get cowed by Vader, but it's not like he's telling the guy to go fuck himself. Fett's a professional working with a client, Vader is a guy using his resources, and the two treat each other accordingly. It's a professional relationship.
Is Sylvester Stallone AKA Rambo in this thread?I remember reading his misadventures last night and him losing an arm.
>>29951073>not a random Stormtrooper who is by some cloning accident the single most naturally talented driver of all time but borderline incapable of nearly all other tasks
>>29951275>in a YT-2000Oh please, like they'll lose in that
>>29951745Some say that he always lies down with his feet towards Coruscant. And Some say that he once beat Baron Fel in a rock, paper, scissors competition. All we know is he's called ST-166
>>29951839I love you /tg/
>>29951839Some say he once got into an eating contest and won. Others that he was raised by a pack of wild rancors. All we know is, he's called ST-166.
>>29953369*with a Hutt
>>29951839Some say he was the one who shot first. Others that he invented Jizz-Wailing while on a Tatooine Sunrise binge in deepest darkest Correllian club land. All we know is, he's called ST-166
>>29953557>>29953369>>29951839Some say that his left areola is shaped like the Mos Espa Circuit. Others say that the TIE Interceptor was the result of a sordid love affair between him and a TIE Fighter. All we know is he's called ST-166.
>>29951839>>29953369>>29953557>>29954099Some say that HE is Luke's father.Some say that he is the only thing that Kyle Katarn is afraid of.All we know is, he's called ST-166.
Some say that he has speedometers in place of eyes. And some say that his nipples glow with an ethereal light when he takes his shirt off. All we know is he's called ST-166.
So hey, how about that drunk philosophy student who was trying to get everyone to believe that Empire was a bad movie?I find it a bit hilarious that being drunk makes people hate movies.
>>29951275Definitely not Mara Jade because her cover is that she's a dancer. Or whatever op cover she's running. She's not supposed to be in the public eye.Though, given how Top Gear works, I bet half a dollar that they'll still be running after the fall of the Empire. THEN they'll get Mara Jade Skywalker in to fly in their Reasonably-Priced Starfighter.>Interdictor ChallengeYou are going to be pulled out of your hyperspace jump by an Interdictor. Your mission is to come up with a viable method to escape tractor lock long enough to escape the artificial gravity well.
>>29957553Blow up the Interdictor.What, you think the ImpStar Deuce is for show?
>>29957553>after the fall of the EmpireDefinitely, although Clarkson, Hammond, and May will end up being replaced by Hobbie, Wes, and Tycho.
>>29957620Wedge is their new tame racing pilot.
>>29957615..... Yes, that would work.I should have probably added more conditions, but then that's GM dickery. Solution accepted.
>>29957702In fairness novody but Booster could take that solution.
>>29957747Booster has maybe ten guns. And depending on whether or not he got competent and trustworthy crew after VotF, he STILL only has ten guns.
>>29957615>ImpStar DeucePoorfag detected.
>>29947296yes, the top 1% fly jet fighters, because they can cost as much as $127 million dollars each (price of a lockheed martin f35). and they are cutting edge tech. In starwars, a sci fi world with a planet destroyer, laser swords, and FTL tie fighters don't even have shield generators or life support. #expendable
>>29947381 My go to example is kyle katarn. In Jedi Knight, with great exertion, he can jump great heights, cast a bolt of lighting, use a mind trick, push and pull, and he can awkwardly wave his saber. then, In JK2: Outcast, he can jump 9 times his own height engage 4 dark jedi assassins at once, take out platoons of storm troopers, throw his light saber more effectively than he can shoot a gun, and my favorite, force lighting arcs that last several seconds and can launch enemies into the air. don't get me wrong, I fucking LOVE jedi outcast, but in a table top, I would love to play a jedi on katarn's level in the first jedi knight (or even a bit weaker). Which system would let me do that?
>>29957842Canonically he kept all the refitted guns and shit from the Yaga Minor raid since Bel Iblis really didn't give a fuck.The red paint was part of the deal too.Bat maintenance still keeps a bunch offline, but he's got a lot more than ten after VotF.
>>29950222>I think anything Mandalorian post Traviss was increasingly out of hand but most of the hate is just being reactionary to things people think are cooltfw I actually really like traviss mando's... ;_;
>>29949058gtfo furfag
>>29957961There's still extra factors that make the number not that silly in SW. The Empire is HUGE, and the Imperial Academy is pretty much the only way to become a fighter pilot, thus there number of applicants is fucking insane. Even the much smaller number, those who get in, is absurdly vast. Now, the Imperial military needs barge drivers, shuttle pilots, et cetera, and there would logically be FAR more billets for these jobs than for TIE pilots. A busy military station likely has multiple tugs running 'round-the-clock, so that's at least three billets per tug right there. Each TIE only has one assigned pilot. They take the top 1% because that's the percentage they actually have TIEs for, and you'd have to be stupid not to take the best ones even if they are cannon fodder. The rest they put in other jobs.
>>29957648He never speaks and doesn't really understand why he's there but if you put Wedge in a cockpit he just goes
>>29958269>furfagHey, you. Yeah, you. Fuck you.
No X-wing stats in the EotE core?I'm surprised...
>>29958348>Gavin DarklighterThis guys' existence makes me so damn angry.
>>29958365This is the stupidest shit ever I want to strip her and fuck her senseless.
>>29958365EotE is about the smugglers, pirates, and other fringers. Getting a T65 really ought to be a distant dream for those types.
>>29958365X-wings, even in the New Republic Era, were rare, expensive, and slow to produce, according to the X-wing novels. Wraith Squadron had a hard time replacing four during its first three months of service. It's not exactly the sort of thing that EotE's smugglehobos can just buy easily.
>>29958365>And now, for our Star in a Reasonably Priced Starfighter, please welcome Mara Jade Skywalker!
>>29958389Borsk Fey'lya pls go
>>29958398>>29958407Ya know...I actually REALLY like this. I can't explain it, but maybe because that makes so much goddamn sense that it strokes me right in my verisimilitude g-spot.Besides...it lets the Z-95 and Cloakshape shine
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>>29958488Where the blood-soaked correllian hell did you find minis of Mk. I Headhunters?
>>29958488>Mk1 HeadhuntersJESUS FUCKING CHRIST DO WANTWHERE DO YOU GET THOSE
>>29958539Honestly...there once was a website of a dude who made all his own custom models of star wars ships - had everything you can imagine, including some awesome ugly designs.Sadly I forgot the website and the name of the dude who did it. Thought I could re-find it by searching for some Headhunter pics on google - while I did find this (which was his work), his website is non-existant (that pic was posted on the FFG forum)
>>29958608>including some awesome ugly designs.DID HE HAVE CLUTCHES AND/OR CHIR'DAKI?!
>>29958608Found it!Guys name is Alfred Wonghttp://www.alfredsmind.ca/myswpg.html
>>29958316Technically, TIE assignments are supposed to swap since all the parts supposed to be interchangeable. Including the pilot.>>29958365I know that the body actually seems to be in proportion, but my god that thing looks all wrong.>>29958488>triple blasters[Salivation intensifies]>>29958189Oh, he got to keep them? Good for him.>>29958160>take out platoons of stormtroopers in JK2: OutcastHe does that in Jedi Knight as well. And you could argue that even though he's basically just regained his powers, he's still one of the most experienced Jedi Knights alive. Fighting seven Dark Jedi and given a crash course in Force usage by a ghost tends to do that to a person.That said, I would LOVE to have a tabletop group where we could have an adventure like Jedi Knight. But my main problem is a) schedule and b) I'd prefer face to face. And given that I know next to no one....
>>29958703>my god that thing looks all wrong.That's because Mara Jade is still alive in that pic.
What's the best system to run for a game where all my players are Imperial Stormtroopers going on secret missions and the like? I really want to take advantage of all the "specialized" versions of Stormtroopers. Maybe use them as classes? (Never ran a starwars RPG before)
>>29958674>Front page has Mara Jade side barYes, yes this pleases me.Now to see if he does the YT-2000.>>29958722You. I like you.
>>29958608http://www.alfredsmind.ca/
>>29958722Da fuq u talkin' 'bout?Mara just got done visiting the Hapan royal family and spoiling her great-niece rotten.Fuck you, Legacy never happened, Jacen and Tenel Ka are happily married, with Jacen as Jedi Watchman of the Hapes Cluster.
>>29958774Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?His daughter, because he's doing funny faces.
>>29958674Looks like the site got updated from last time I was there - he only has about a 3rd of all the stuff he used to have - I remember at least seven different unique Ugly models - he only has two displayed.And no, no chir'daki, much to my chagrin.
>>29958815Oh my god, he's actually got a model of that ungodly X-Wing/TIE fighter design.This man is my favorite. But no YT-2000.... hmm, how much to commision....
>>29958815>>29958674>Last Webstore update in 2008Fuck. And the site selling the Z-95 doesn't have it listed anymore.
>>29958813She will inevitably inherit her daddy's love of awful puns.
Also, I really want some Baudo Star Yacht rules for EotE...
>>29958923>None on Ebay>None on Starshipmodellers>None on his websiteWHY.jpg
>>29958945"sons of Fortune" is what you need son
>>29958925Jacen lets her ride the animals he takes care of in his veterinary practice that he runs on the side. But only if they agree to it.
>>29959339Unless its not in the starship section, that book doesnt have it
>>29958751Don't know about the other systems, but it is do-able in FFG's Star Wars, using the Age of Rebellion Beta book.
>>29958751This>>29959434Or you could adapt DnD 3.X, though that might take a bit more work
>>29959619>Or you could adapt DnD 3.XFOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO!of you must do it in a d20 variant, do it in Saga Edition.
>>29959697Saga has a shitton of sourcebooks, including Imperial stuff - should find all you need.
>>29958674>Two models of the Missile Boat>Out of stock>RetiredWha.... bu....
>>29959780ALL IS LOST
>>29959780>Out of stock>Missile BoatKind of appropriate, really.
>>29959812>>29959815Whoops, I meant the Gunboat.Honestly, they both love to shoot torpedoes at me, so I got confused. Still disappointing, though.
Since I skipped the entirety of the Vong War, LotF, and FotJ.... did Janson ever hook up with anyone? Part of me hopes he didn't because it'd be great if Wedge, Tycho, and even Hobbie have way more luck with women than him.
>>29960385>did Janson ever hook up with anyoneI can't remember unfortunately. Im sure theres a star wars wiki article about it.Which is a question in an of itself - is the star wars wiki any good? I never go there anymore because the website causes my bandwidth to choke and die
>>29960528It tries to cram a lot of things into a single continuity. Everything that happens to a character that hasn't been explicitly declared non-canon is in their wiki page.EVERYTHING.
>>29960528Janson has a huge string of quick stands with women.That said, there's currently no canonical mention of him marrying anyone.He can't even stay retried for very long.
>>29960385He hooked up with a nice Zabrak mechanic girl. She calls him chu-chi face. He calls her teddy bear. Yes, I'm kidding, if the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang reference didn't clue you in.
>>29958703>>29958189Fun note: By the time of the post-Vong era, the Errant Venture has a miniature superlaser fitted.It's also been retrofitted with a lot of the guns from Lusankya before Lusanka got used as a giant suicide missile.
>>29951275If it is pre ANH then you could have politicians driving. Like Leia or Bail
>>29960735Ah, yeah I noticed that. At least its good for looking up info on tech\ships and stuff
>>29951528Rambo Markus here, my miss adventures are proving quite tedious, but i can say that i'm glad i didn't lose a leg, then i'd be completely useless in combat for the remainder of BtR.Also on the up and up, because we are doing be on the rim, i may actually find an arm along the way.And hopefully i'm going to ask my gm if i could put a hold out vibro-knife inside my new arm. So everything doesn't suck as bad as initially perceived
>>29961022Yup.Honestly, I prefer Darth Wikia for character stuff because, while it is WILDLY inaccurate, it amuses me so.
>>29961161>it is WILDLY inaccurateWell, except for the entry on Kyle Katarn. That's completely and 100% true.
>>29961202I.... I can't accept that because that would mean that Mandalore the Bearded leaves his sexy oriental lady love and steal the wife of another man. Which, while he does with regularity, is not something I want to happen to Mara Jade.I'll accept the bit about Mara having more than one child, though. I have a hard time believing that Mara and Luke, two people who grew up fairly isolated, would subject their child to that.
>>29961308>I have a hard time believing that Mara and Luke, two people who grew up fairly isolated, would subject their child to thatI more have a hard time believing that they don't fuck like rabbits. I mean come on, if you were married to Mara mother Jade fucking Skywalker, wouldn't you want to fuck her at every opportunity?
>>29961202>tfw just read Wes Janson's entryI am so going to use the "Kettch is an Ewok Sith Lord" joke when Wes appears in my campaign.
>>29961161>it is WILDLY inaccurateThis. Wedge's kill count is grossly understated.
>>29961347According to what heard about NJO, Luke and Mara are a kinky couple.But yeah, not buying the one kid thing. Especially since, as a twin himself, he's more likely to have twins.... I think. I'm not a geneticist or anything.
>>29961404>Luke and Mara are a kinky couple.I could see Luke liking it a bit rough.
>>29961447>Luke wakes up in the Wampa cave position>Mara walks in with a smirk on her face, wearing her Imperial assassin outfitYeah, I can dig it.
>>29961447>>29961470See? When you allow Jedi to indulge their need for intimate contact, they work out frustrations that would otherwise devastate worlds into more reproductive avenues.
>>29961347Luke seems a little too socially awkward, and Mara a bit too dom. The only book i ever read that dealt in any way with Luke's courting of Mara was "I,Jedi" - and he really didn't know wtf to do
>>29961470And the things she can do with a Lanvarok...
>>29961505>he really didn't know wtf to do>Implying that Mara doesn't love the awkward farmboy schtick>Implying that Mara didn't give the farmboy a crash course in sowing his seed shortly after
>>29961535>sowing his seedWait, poor choice of words. He's from Tatooine. A better phrase would be, "farm her moisture". I think.
>>29961505Oh come on, they've been doing it since that night on Myrkr, don't deny it.
>>29961505Luke got lucky, in that Mara wanted his tight little farmboy ass as much as he wanted her. So she made him jump through the societal norm hoops for her own amusement, all while figuring out exactly how to make him squeal on their wedding night.
>>29961552I remember a fic that once used that very phrasing."My Mara always said she knew I'd been a moisture farmer because I could always make her wet." Something like that.
>>29961578>My Mara always said she knew I'd been a moisture farmer because I could always make her wet
>>29961559All joking aside though, Mara had her own issues going into the whole thing, because she knows 1,001 ways to kill you with just a teacup, but she has no idea how to do the whole "wife" thing. Hell, when she and her bridesmaids went out to relax during the wedding preparations, they wound up getting into a brawl with like a handball team or something.
>>29961635>she and her bridesmaidsWasn't her Bridesmaids Iella, Winter, and Mirax?And maybe Leia, I dunno
>>29961635It really doesn't help when your bridesmaids are Princess Leia, Winter, Mirax Terrik and d couple of Jedi.
>>29961662>>29961661>Leia Solo, Mirax Terrik Horn, Iella Wessiri Antilles, Winter Celchu, and Tionne SolusarSo all her bridesmaids are married, two to Jedi, three to Fighter pilots, one to Han fucking Solo, and all of them are accomplished badasses in their own right.That Bridal party is a goddamn strategic weapons.
>>29961708In Tionne's case, she is a Jedi - so is Leia
>>29961635>While Skywalker and his male friends recuperated from their previous night's altercation, Jade and her bridesmaids—Leia Solo, Mirax Terrik Horn, Iella Wessiri Antilles, Winter Celchu, and Tionne Solusar—went to a spa to relax. While there, they grew bored and worked off the stress on the slingball court, handily defeating a group of pilots from Champion Squadron. However, all the women made sure not to tell their husbands of that event, as they had already taken them to task for the bar fight.>Bar FightOhboy, looking that up
>>29961708The only thing that could have made the bridesmaids even more dangerous was if they'd brought Plourr "Princess Linebacker" Illo along for the ride.
>>29961747Luke got dragged out to a bar by Han, Wedge, Lando, and Rogue Squadron. Then some hoodlums showed up.Figure out the rest from there.Union was actually full of painful dialogue and the art wasn't so hot either.
>>29961738Tionne mostly focuses on learning and knowledge, however. She can fight, but she's not "shit your pants and run for your life" terrifying in a fight like some are.
>>29961747>Shortly after the ceremony, Han took Luke to the Red Rancor cantina, where he and Antilles had arranged a surprise bachelor party featuring numerous guests, including members of Rogue Squadron, Jedi, and other old acquaintances. The festivities had barely begun, however, before a swoop gang picked a fight with the group, causing a huge bar brawl. With many Jedi, Rogues, and smugglers involved, the bachelor party quickly overpowered the swoop gang, though, during the ensuing fight, Luke had sustained a bruise to his eye and the party left the cantina before media attention was attracted. Mara was displeased to find that he had been fighting and urged him to take it easy.Unlickiest. Swoop Gang. Ever.
Quick! Who can remember Luke's favorite exotic beverage?Hint: Lando got him hooked on the stuff.
>>29961796I actually like the character concept of Tionne. And Kam and Streen. Tionne - a woman who isn't as strong in the Force but she knows the HISTORY! The thing that Luke desperately needs and she knows a good chunk of it, songs, stories, ballads, koans. Bitch be invaluable.Kam: prodigal son of a Jedi Knight, his arc is about learning to trust himself again and be a better man. Love it.Streen - a goddamn WIZARD! He's a fucking wizard with his weather shit and he's in Star Wars and it's AWESOME.Why couldn't the rest of the Jedi Academy series been like that? You're killing me, Anderson! You're KILLING me!
>>29961804Could have been worse. The gang could have thrown down with the Wraiths instead of the Rogues.
>>29961855Yeah, those three were great.I'll admit to being kind of a Kam fangirl, to the point where I give Dark Empire a pass on it's general "eh"ness (it can be fun in a goofy way, and had a couple cool bits, but is overall really mediocre) simply because it has more info on his background in it.
>>29961855Plus you had a Dathomiri chick in there too, who was basically an amazon\witch
>>29961931Thing is, Tenel Ka Chume 'Ta D'jo does the whole "Jedi Amazon" schtick best.
>>29961917I guess back in the day there really wasn't much to pick up, huh? I keep hearing about Dark Empire and how it's just not good and yet everyone older than me seems to have read it. The things we do when we're desperate.....That said, is it even worth flipping through or should I just give it a complete pass like I have for years?
>>29962006I'd say it's worth checking out at least. It's not really AWFUL, just kinda weird and the art is... ick. And it does have some really cool parts, like the commando raid in the stolen war droids.
>>29961780Honestly, Union was great for me if only because of Threepio and Leia snarking at each other in the first handful of pages.
>>29947659You mean Robot Chicken Star Wars?
>>29961952I fucking loved Tenel.
>>29962220I THINK he's talking about Detours. Maybe.>>29962052I remember that being all about the diplomatic nightmare the wedding was going to be as well as color-coordinating, catering, venue, etc...>>29962030Alright, I'll give it a look. But I'll have to be careful lest it actually end up in my headcanon.
>>29961837Hot Chocolate?
>>29961837Well, I think I know. But it wasn't Lando who got him hooked on it.....
>>29962593Bingo.>>29962616>But it wasn't Lando who got him hooked on it.....Heir to the Empire, yo.>Oh. I see, sir." Threepio cocked his head toward Luke's cup. "Forgive me, sir... but may I ask what that is that you're drinking?">"This?" Luke glanced down at his cup. "It's just something Lando taught me how to make a while back.">"Lando?" Threepio echoed, and there was no missing the disapproval in his voice. Programmed politeness or not, the droid had never really much cared for Lando.>Which wasn't very surprising, given the circumstances of their first meeting. "Yes, but in spite of such a shady origin, it's really quite good," Luke told him. "It's called hot chocolate."
>>29962732I KNOW that Lando got him hooked on hot chocolate. I was making a joke about how it's probably not his favorite anymore. What with....>>29961578>>29961552>>29961535
Would you a Bastila, /tg/?What about a Mira?
>>29962934Mira>BastilaHell, in my heterosexual cis scum male opinion, evenCarth>Bastila
>>29963182Carth's rack doesn't compare though. Though the tsundere thing does lean things in his favor....
>>29963201Bastila's not really tsundere, just repressed. And I honestly found the whole "redemption through love" option rather sweet, in a corny way.But yeah, Mira was amazing and god damn it I'm STILL pissed about getting cock blocked there.
>>29963332No no, CARTH is the tsundere. Or weren't you paying attention?>I-it's not like I trust you or anything, s-stupid.
>>29963374But he's really not. He acknowledges his attraction to a female Revan on Taris, right near the start of the game. He's just got his own emotional traumas keeping him from being ready to love someone again.
>>29963201>>29963374>liking tsundere>3956 BBYI seriously hope you schuttas don't do this.
>>29949058I actually am playing a Devaronian (female) in our group and most of our Crew is made up of Squibs. Saga Edition
>>29962934how bout visas and darkside handmaiden? Oh my, yes...
Is the new Star Wars card game any good? The only thing I've heard about it is its weird deckbuilding rules.
>>29963708Visas was always kinda meh to me. Never been big on the "I'mma let you walk all over me" types. DS Handmaiden was mai evil waifu, though. So delicious corrupting her, then setting her loose on her pathetic sisters.And it was so very worth staying neutral til Nar Shadaa just so you could make Dakr Side Mira.
>>29950222>"He's no good to me dead.">"What if he doesn't survive? He's worth a lot to me.">berating>making demandsThe first one is just Fett stating a fact: Jabba's bounty is for Han Solo alive. Sure, the Imperial bounty was big, but while one bounty is good, two bounties are better. Fett just wants see if Vader's getting ready to kill the guy.The second one is a simple question, followed by a statement of fact, simply reiterating the concern expressed by the earlier fact.The most that can be said is that Fett is a consummate professional who doesn't frighten easily and treats all his clients the same, no matter who they are.
>>29963746It's picking up steam. The biggest problem it's facing is that Game of Thrones is still pretty big as LCGs go, and Netrunner came out around the same time as Star Wars and EXPLODED; between the two, there just isn't a lot of room for it to muscle its way in. But, as time goes by, Star Wars is creeping up the ladder.It doesn't help that we have to wait so long between force pack cycles, though. The metagame's been stagnating for a while without new cards. The new cycle will kick off pretty soon, though, so it should be fine.It's a good game, but there are some caveats to keep in mind: Scum & Villainy is pretty much strictly terrible as a faction, at least at present. People don't even splash it. Meanwhile, Sith is by far the most powerful dark side faction, to the point of almost dominating the DS metagame. On the light side of things, Jedi have been flopping around since the beginning, struggling to present a consistent offensive that is hard to disrupt, while the Rebels went through a period of great popularity thanks to snowspeeders and Hoth stuff. What REALLY came out of the Hoth Cycle and Edge of Darkness, though, was the rise of Smugglers & Spies as a faction: every deck runs at least some of their stuff, if not majority S&S. It's not as dominating as Sith are on DS, but it's a pretty big deal.Sith Control vs. S&S sneaky vehicles is the current top deck matchup, pretty much.
>>29945344>Best EU novelMAH NIGGA>mfw "made you look"
>>29947659>>29962290Yeah. Detours. It was shelved quite a while ago, despite over 30 episodes, I think, being already completed.I'd imagine we'd see it sooner or later. Maybe not on US TV, but maybe broadcast in international markets or put straight to DVD.
Anyone happen to have those D20 radio, Order 66 Podcast adventure modules, maps, and tokens from when they did that kickstarter?
>>29945380Gonna need a storytiem, man.
>>29962934>Would you a Bastila, /tg/?Oyah. I'd take her for a bride. Headbob.Mmm, British Jennifer Hale voice.
>>29964021It offends me. Well go fly up in your starfighter and go shoot it down.
>>29967204Old men, old men with big smiles.
>>29964529Or leaked onto the Internet.
Would it be cruel to put PCs through a modified version of the Redemption run from X-wing? Thinking of giving them an identical scenario early on in the campaign while they're still in Y-wings, and using that event's outcome as the basis for whether or not they graduate to X-wings during the mission debriefing.
>>29969710That would be pretty cruel, yeah.At least in the X-Wing vidya that it actually comes from, survival rates for the Redemption scenario are... not good.
>>29969710It would be cruel. The tactics that the Rogue candidates follow in the first X-Wing are the best tactics for it.And if you're using a game where Y-Wings move really slow, they'd need incredible luck to pull it off.
>>29964529I heard it's been postponed but not officially cancelled. Part of the issue is that Seth Green started to feel iffy about the project; in the past few years, he's been approached by a lot of parents who showed their kids Robot Chicken or Family Guy Star Wars before showing them the real thing, and he realized that there were a lot of kids who were going to be encountering ironic interpretations of not just Star Wars, but also stuff like He-Man, without first having a chance to meet them sincerely.He didn't say he feels BAD about it, just that he feels WEIRD about it. So, at the very least, it's being postponed so the sequels will have a chance to get out there.
>>29970683>he feels WEIRD about it>feeling weird about making Star Wars: The Abridged Series>LaughingTeamFourStar.jpg
>>29970705Detours isn't going to be Star Wars Abridged.It's just going to basically be All Star Wars Robot Chicken, All The Time.
>>29969909>>29970556Hm. Maybe the Ison Corridor Ambush scenario from the Rogue Leader video game, then? At least there, the team will be backed up by Wedge, Luke, and Expendable Pilot #5. Maybe Hobbie and Wes, too, if I'm feeling generous.
>>29970846Can't say I'm famiar with that mission or the game, but as long as there is a reasonable chance of success (a bit more than 1 in 4), then go for it.
>>29971676http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pCBcYXSJFsIt's much easier than Redemption.
>>29972757In an X- or A-wing, anyway. I'm wondering how AoR's Y-wings will hold up in this scenario.
>>29972757Hmm, should be interesting then.
>>29966963Oyah. Headbob
About to run an EotE campaign. Will be my first time as a GM. Convinced some friends who don't usually RP to give it a try and asked for back stories. I was pleasantly surprised. Tall Friend: Plays a Pilot and has a backstory of basically being witness to the murder of an Empire VIP by an as of yet unknown mystery party. Empire wants him for questioning and he needs to figure out who the third party is in order to clear it all up. Good motivation and even asked me to decide who the third party is so he can be surprised.Demented but Fun Friend: Plays a Gand who follows a sect where he must kill one person per planet he sets foot on. Hmmm, interesting. We'll see how I adapt to that.Special Snowflake: He plays an assassin droid built by the same man who designed the Death Star. And he has an experimental power core that's as strong as a Star Destroyer. And he was, like, totally designed to impersonate Darth Vader and assassinate people to spread fear! And when he wouldn't follow orders, he blew up an entire asteroid base and survived because his shield just absorbed all the energy. But now he is damaged and on the run (i.e. a starter character). I'm loving this sh@# because I can see in his eyes that he wants to rewrite the rules to let him become the ultimate badass again. And I am going to crush that dream. So hard.
>>29975450Thats some good stuff, RPing is a great hobby that brings great laughs! Colaborated imagination is an understated form of entertainment. Enjoy!>>You and your friends have taken their first step into a much larger world...
>>29975956Thanks! Been gaming since I was 15 and really want to try GMing. I recently got into EotE and knew that Star Wars was cat nip to Tall Friend who's usually hesitant about these games. I'm starting with the adventure at the end of the book and already have ideas for new adventures. Really looking forward to it. And I'm not planning on screwing the Special Snowflake's character. I am however going to put my foot down on him only using available rules and items already in the book.
>>29962934I couldnt quite get over Jedi Double Blade Sabers...
>>29969710In the old X-Wing game, you actually fly the Redemption run, not as a sim, but an actual mission - when I read the books, I had played the game, and was instantly familiar.Jesus christ thinking about it now makes me cringe.
>>29975450>He wants to rewrite the rules to let him become the ultimate badass again>And I am going to crush that dreamYou're doing it right, anon, you're doing it right.
>>29976470Fun fact: Stackpole was actually contracted to make books about the GAME. Yeah, he played it and all, but what he gave us was actually much better than what they asked for.
>>29977482Yep, indeed. X-Wing had a ton of missions that were just nightmares.First mission for the Y-Wing career: scanning cargo containers for illegal contraband - at which point a Neb-B shows up, and TIE's burst out of the cargo boxesTIE Fighters er'rywhere
>>29977929>tfw you realized that since you got X-Wing when you were six, you've accidentally only ever played tutorial missionsAnd now I the desktop that was capable of running it properly is really dusty inside and I don't have a joystick. Also, I have no idea how to configure that joystick program thing that allows mouse control.
>>29978220Makes me wish I had played X-Wing Alliance back then. The fact it had a storyline was neat.
>>29978298X-Wing Alliance was really fun. It had the Ship Of The Year, All Years; the Otana. It also had my favorite mission: Battle 1 Mission 3. Your objectives? Take this A-Wing and go buzz a bunch of Star Destroyers.Oh yeah, and destroy all their probes.>Pic related, it's my face whenever I play that mission and dodge everythingYou can totally play XWA without a joystick. I just have a dinky Sidewinder gamepad and my keyboard and I can run rings around enemy ships.
>>29945380There's going to be at the very least an entire star destroyer and attending fleet looking for him.
>>29950222You do realize the "as you wish" line is how every contractor EVER has dealt with any idiot customer, right?It's not actually disrespectful despite conveying the sense that the contractor thinks you're being an idiot. Vader isn't a comic villian, he doesn't LOOK for reasons to get into shit with people.
>>29958189No, booster WAS in fact forced to strip down ot ten guns.NR crews came over and took the rest of his shit for parts.
>>29979281That was before. When they needed his ship to infiltrate Yaga Minor, he made them promise to fully retrofit it and paint it red in exchange for stripping off all the armor and taking it into hostile territory.
Y'know the real reason I hope NJO gets retconned away?Post-NJO there is only one planet left in the entire galaxy that produces chocolate.
>>29979885>One planet left in the entire galaxy that produces chocolate>One planet left in the entire galaxy>One planet leftOf all the problems with the NJO and post-NJO EU, you had to pick the most serious one
>>29975450So when's the first session? And will you regale us with stories?
>>29981273In a week or two, they have a few days left to send me a char sheet. I'll post stories if they are worth posting. With luck, I'll have stuff like my old rogue Krod...
So what is everyone's edge of the empire sound track? So far my group's is:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y983TDjoglQand a bunch of forest background noise.
>>29981773Nothing. Which makes the moments where people almost die (and the one time somebody did) a little bit extra awkward.
>>29981773Playing a pilot-focused campaign here. In addition to the typical John Williams tracks, I've got:>"Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins>"Aces High" by Iron Maiden>"Faster than All" by Iron Savior>"The Unsung War" from Ace Combat 5>"Fires of Liberation" from Ace Combat 6>"Zero" from Ace Combat 0>"Agnus Dei" from Ace Combat 4>Both Attack on Titan themes>The Medal of Honor theme by Michael Giacchino>John Williams' Jurassic Park theme>The Halo soundtracks>The Battlestar Galactica soundtrack>Brace for heresy: The Star Trek: TNG soundtrack
>>29981987>No rocket manYou had one job, etc
>>29982067The players aren't really fans of Elton John. I will, however, use the Shatner version as torture if they ever get caught by Ysanne Isard.
>>29981773Thishttp://youtu.be/WKnVaDwUg5s
>>29981987I suggest this one if they ever join the Empire:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNdMC6_eUGk Or http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWNekdKdIUA if you want one sung by the ladies.
>>29982117You're doing the Lord's work, anon.
>>29982245I can definitely hear these being played at Imperial recruitment centers on Agamar. Oyah. Adventure and BRIDES? Fukken sold.
>>29958407>X-wings, even in the New Republic Era, were rare, expensive, and slow to produce, according to the X-wing novels.I don't recall that at all, and I'm rereading them right now.I think it was more a logistics issue with a massive war going on than the actual difficulty with manufacturing the craft themselves.
>>29982514Quoting from Iron Fist here:"No new X-wings for the foreseeable future. We got lucky when we were putting [Wraith Squadron] together; when Rogue Squadron captured Ysanne Isard's facilities on Thyferra, we also seized a number of X-wings she'd been accumulating for various Intelligence missions. That's where four of our snubfighters came from. But the New Republic hasn't had another windfall like that, and Incom is producing new X-wings as slowly and meticulously as ever."For Wedge, at least, the main problem lies in Incom's production speed.
>>29982616Quality takes time.Though you'd think that now the New Republic is in charge, they'd be able to afford more workers....
>>29958365I've seen better Star Wars crossover art...
>>29982647To be fair, the New Republic had probably just spent a good deal of its funds cleaning up after the Bacta Crisis.
>>29982616Ok, I'd say we're both right then. It's not so much about their cost, etc, but logistics is a bitch.Especially when the company manufacturing them won't contract out.
>>29982778Yep. Incom probably should have seen and prepared for the rise in X-wing demand coming after, y'know, the Battles of Endor, Coruscant, and Thyferra.
>>29982778>that picTRIGGER DISCIPLINE YOU DAFT BINT!
>>29982778>dat ASSmuh dick>>29982900Didn't Incom produce the T-65 in secret, and then technically "stole" them from themselves, so they can produce them in secret for the Alliance?(considering Incom is a Corellian Company and the Diktat is aligned to the Empire)
>>29982962Calm down, Anon. Here's some delicious Hana Solo to calm you down.
>>29982778Her blaster pistol isn't nearly as needlessly long as it's supposed to be.
>>29982978>and the Diktat is aligned to the EmpireNominally anyways. Corellia has always kinda done their own thing.
>>29982900Or shit, after an X-Wing blew up the first Death Star.Where was Incom producing them anyway?>>29982978Want more pics?
>>29982978>Didn't Incom produce the T-65 in secret, and then technically "stole" them from themselves, so they can produce them in secret for the Alliance?Yep. I suppose part of the reason for the lack of supply is the fact that the New Republic's demand for new fighters surged far more quickly than Incom could switch from Rebel-scale production to NeoPub-scale.
>>29983059Presumably, all hand-made by blind tibetan monks.
>>29983059In a cave. With a box of scraps.
>>29946887I don't care how late I am this asshole doesn't know a damn thing about Tamriel and if he meant Nerevavine he should ahve said Neverevaravine and he'd STILL BE WRONG.
>>29983076>>29983080You funny guys. I kill you last.
>>29983059>Want more pics?Of course
>>29983097The Nerevarine is used and abused by all sides to get what they want. He is both a mover and shaker and moved and shook. A hero with a great destiny which was created by meddling elders.How does the metaphor fail?
>>29983215She also tries to be a Jedi.So guys, favorite Rebel Alliance fighter? I know the X-Wing is a favorite that's hard to knock.
>>29983059>dat red eyeThat's the wrong angle for red eye anything like that. Either it was intentionally added to the image or she's a fucking terminator, and if the latter, than I for one welcome our robot overlords.
>>29983260Maybe a reflection due to the glasses?
>>29983259Doesnt get any better then the X-Wing
>>29983236Doesn't that make Anakin the Nerevarine?
>>29983320Agreed, although the A-wing comes in at a close second, simply because SPEEEED
>>29983259>>29982778
>>29983294That's not how red eye works. It's caused by a reflection off the retina. If that were the glasses, it would be white, and it's entirely the wrong angle for it to bounce off the glasses, into the eye, back out to the glasses and back to the camera again. That's barely even possible.
>>29983377>That's not how red eye works.Well shit man I'm no scientician. I was just trying to suggest an idea.She probably is an alien, cuz dat ass is outta dis world.
>>29983259A-Wing, but only for missions that don't require heavy dogfighting.>>29983330....Shit, you're right.
>>29983359Tbh I always liked the Y-Wing (in part for the challenge, heh).And the B-Wing comes in next for me.A-Wing is a wonderful craft, but not my cup o' tea.In my headcanon when I was little, the Y-Wing was my character's ride in the Battle of Yavin.
>>29983259Gotta go with the good old Koensayr BTL-S3 Y-Wing.It may be old and largely obsolete, but it's a tough old bird, and it carries a lot of firepower.
>>29983496>>29983578muh niggas
>>29983496>>29983578A big shame about the Y-Wing is how the pre-prequel lore made it up to be a prime craft of the Old Republic navy.So going into Episode II and III I was hoping to see some souped-up Y-Wings blasting shit.But nope. T-thanks, George...
Wait, Edge of the Empire doesn't even have X-Wings, or Jedi, they use fancy dice that can't be used elsewhere, why the fuck would anyone play that shit-tier game?
>>29983634Hahaha, that wasn't the pic I posted
>>29983685I thought you were making a joke about Salm's personal life.
>>29983655It's focused on playing smugglers, pirates, bounty hunters, and other fringer types. X-Wings and Jedi make no sense in that context.AoR does have T65s, but who cares? Real men do it in Wishbones and Headhunters.>>29983685Horton Salm: The man who made Baron Fel his bitch while flying a Y-Wing.
>>29983655 Are you baiting or do you want a legit answer?
1/10
>>29983758Bitches love the ion cannons.Nothing better than disabling TIEs and then using them in ops.
>>29983711General Salm drinks himself to sleep because otherwise he goes sleepwalking and wakes up covered in hookers on the opposite side of the galaxy.In the cockpit, General Salm drinks because he feels that one on one odds are just unfair, so he gives you the chance to find three more of you to cope.
>>29983758With only one engine, no less.
