My name's Bernard, and I'm nine years old. Things have been pretty boring lately since Nico and my Dad and Sylvie and the others went off to Marconetti, so my big brother Guillaume's taken to exploring the castle while they're away. And since I worry that he'll do something stupid if I'm not around to keep him in line, I've ended up getting dragged along too.I'd rather be at home with Mom.After what's been a pretty eventful morning, me and Guillaume headed to the dining hall for lunch... and then stupid stuff started happening.I seriously want to punch my brother sometimes.
"Uh, aren't we all kind of young to be worrying about this kind of stuff?" I ask, shrugging. Because seriously, I'm only nine and this is stupid."You're so innocent, Bernard..." Racquel says with a low chuckle. "There's so much that you don't know about.""Really though," I say, ignoring whatever the heck Racquel's trying to insinuate. "Making girls cry isn't cool.""What, and letting a girl kiss me when I like someone else IS!?" Guillaume shouts. "I'm actually trying NOT to be a jerk here 'cuz Dad told me that it's a bad idea to lead girls on! Or do you WANT me to let her kiss me?""There's still a way to put it, man..." I say, sighing. He has a point, yeah... but he's still coming off like a jerk."Kissing doesn't always mean romance, you know," Racquel says. "It can be a lady's favor, or...""Stupid friggin'..." he turns to Valerie. "What, so you want to give me your favor? Then go ahead, but you oughta remember that this is the ONLY TIME that I'm gonna let you do this," he says as he shows her the side of his face.Valerie looks kind of confused for a few moments, but then she starts to smile..."Valerie!" Raquel whisper-shouts. "Push him down!""Wha- NO!" Valerie shouts back."Then at least use t-""If you don't shut up, I'm gonna tell Daddy about what your stories are actually about! And then he'll tell Mommy and you KNOW what'll happen then...""V... very well, I will simply be an observer as you consummate..."Consu- huh? She's gonna eat him?>[1/?]
>>29945468But seriously, are nanoblocks and legos compatible?
>>29945468Punch him right in his gob!
>>29945493That girl seriously need life counseling.
>>29945493ARCHSERIOUSLYTOO LEWD
>>29945493I don't think it's possible for someone to be that innately lewd.Someone (or Something) is corrupting her.
>>29945493>She's gonna eat him?So she's still hungry? Maybe you should ask if they'd like you and your brother to make some more food for the group?
>>29945493>"You're so innocent, Bernard..." Racquel says with a low chuckle. "There's so much that you don't know about."Racquel confirmed for being into shota and loli. I wonder if this world has a Boku no Pico parallel.
>>29945493>If Raquel and Sylvie switched places Reinhold would have been raped on the third day he arrived to the palace
>>29945493lolilewd
>>29945540Once, there was a little girl who liked to read.Almanacs, novels, troop reports, it didn't matter.And then one day, she found a strange book lying around in her house. It might have been left by one of the maid, or maybe by one of her mother's friends, or maybe even her mother itself.But the little girl didn't care where it might have came from, for it was a book. And books are innately good, right?...but this particular book opened up a whole new world of possiblities for this little girl, even though she didn't understand what half the words in it even meant at the time.And so, she was forever changed. Into a ten-year-old fujoshi.
>>29945493
>>29945603and every day before because of the whore house....
>>29945603>I didn't mean to stab your daughter, sir Vincent, she just, the herself on to of me, and started taking off my clothes, and i just panicked!
>>29945493>Consu- huh? She's gonna eat him?Oh Bernard, so naive! But frickin' that girl is weird in so many ways.
>>29945634Did the book have hand holding?
>>29945646Oh he stabbed her alright...
>>29945634>Bocu no Ringworld Doujin?
>>29945645By now Reinhold would have been Raquel's personal sex slave
>>29945670worse.two people starring lovingly into each others eyes.
I demand Raquel route in VN.
>>29945673...she only bled a bit at first, then it went clear...
>>29945634Does she grow up into an Akibaranger?
>>29945634... Once staffed a Larp at an anime con, guy was stuck dragging around his eight year old sister. Kid bragged about liking Yaoi an was an absolute terror and she liked a character and she would not shut the fuck up. Eventually one of the other staffers offhandedly said that that character sucked. Kid did a ruining shin kick.She was banned from the con for assaulting a staffer.Little kids being fujishi never ends well.
>>29945493>"Kissing doesn't always mean romance, you know," Racquel says. "It can be a lady's favor, or..."Queue Waifu shitstorm next Reinhold thread.
>>29945699
>>29945493Valerie takes a deep breath and stomps over to Guillaume, and...SMEKI was kind of expecting (and a little bit hoping) that she'd pull him into a kiss on the lips just to show him a lesson, but Valerie kisses Guillaume on the cheek just like he said that she could."You satisfied now?" he asks as he wipes off his face where she just did it."Not really, but it'll do," Valerie replies, her face bright red."That was kind of disappointing," Racquel says, pouting... and then she turns to me. "You wanna give it a go? There's some ways to kiss that I want to try out, and it'd be even more exciting for my first kiss to be one of those...""NO THANK YOU" I shout as I RUN behind my brother before my innocence can be forever ruined.She creeps me RIGHT THE HECK OUT."Well, umm..." Valerie mumbles, "We're done eating so I guess we out to go and find Daddy.""Already?" Racquel groans. "But I wanted to play with the boys some more...""They don't want to play with you like that, you little weirdo," she says as she grabs her sister's hand and pulls her towards the door."H- handholding? Not in front of Bernard, this is too much for him..." she giggles as she's dragged off.>[2/3]
>>29945754>"H- handholding? Not in front of Bernard, this is too much for him..."She is essentially medieval FemAnon.
>>29945754>"H- handholding? Not in front of Bernard, this is too much for him..." she giggles as she's dragged off.fucking lost it
>>29945715Luxan?
>>29945754>SMEKwhat kind of a kissing noise is that? i thought she slapped him for a second there.
>>29945754>H-handholding?Why did I laugh.
>>29945804a very innocent and pure kiss.
>>29945754>H- handholding? Not in front of Bernard, this is too much for him...God i love this little girl. And feel sorry for her.
>>29945748oh god there's pee everywhere
>>29945754>"H- handholding? Not in front of Bernard, this is too much for him..." she giggles as she's dragged off.Best girl 10/10
>>29945790XDDDDDDDDd
>>29945866what?
>>29945754>"H- handholding? Not in front of Bernard, this is too much for him..." she giggles as she's dragged off.we have a new contender for best girl in this whole quest! i am so shipping this...
>>29945900I think he came. Let us never speak of this again.
>>29945754>[3/3]Just before they leave the dining hall, Valerie turns around to face us."I just want to make sure that you understand," Valerie shouts, "that even if you DO end up with Sylvie in the end, I WAS THE ONE WHO KISSED YOU FIRST! NOT HER!""Wha-" Guillaume gasps.Valerie then runs off, just as Guillaume lets out a long string of words that we're not allowed to say. He also punches me a few times, but I let it slide because this is also kind of my fault.A little."N... never again," Guillaume says, having calmed down after a few minutes. "I ain't listening to you when you try and tell me to let girls do whatever the want EVER AGAIN," he shouts, punching me in the shoulder again. "From here on out, my body and soul are pledged to Sylvie and ONLY Sylvie!""C'mon, it's not that serious..." I say, sighing."So how about you let Racquel kiss you before you even get a chance to tell Marianne that you like her!"Uh-No, that's not happening."Sorry, man," I mumble. "I understand how you feel and I apologize.""You freaking better," Guillaume replies, glaring at me.>let's head home before something else stupid happens>do something else first
>>29945923>>do something else firstTime to let something else stupid happen some more! You can do, Archelon!
>>29945923>>do something else firstwell they can't sneak up on arnaud, but maybe they can beat the ninja librarian at his own game
>>29945923>do something else firstFind Racquel and kiss her.
>>29945923Let's stop by a library and find a cool book. Bernard is a reader, right?
>>29945923>"I just want to make sure that you understand," Valerie shouts, "that even if you DO end up with Sylvie in the end, I WAS THE ONE WHO KISSED YOU FIRST! NOT HER!"That poor boy just got Dio'd.
>>29945958This sounds good.
>>29945923>"I just want to make sure that you understand," Valerie shouts, "that even if you DO end up with Sylvie in the end, I WAS THE ONE WHO KISSED YOU FIRST! NOT HER!"they are both Dio! they'll make a perfect couple!also>do something else firstTo the library!
>>29945923>do something else firstWe need books, books about magic and a dictionary to look up those strange words Racquel used..
>>29945923>do something else firstGerhard time, I suppose.Also, I can't decide if Guillaume is this generation's Monique or Reinhold.
>>29945958>Bernard stumbles into the trap of a book left there for him by Racquel
>>29945923>mfw SheShe just went full Dio on usOh Lord, I can imagine this coming up again in 5 years. "It wasn't you who kissed Guillaume first, it was me, Valerie!"
>>29946000More Monique than Reinhold, so far. Though there's still hope.
>>29945977We were foolsWe underestimated the character of these girls
>writing
>>29945977she's just marking her territory now.
Holy fuck archelon it's ten AM here and you're only over in the plains right? You need to sleep.
PGQ's relationship organigram was relatively simple and then those kids happened.
>>29946143he's been known to go a full 24 hour runs before.
>>29946157many relationships are simple until kids happen...
"Uh, would you mind if we stopped by the library before we head home?" I ask."Whatever," Guillaume replies. "Just don't take too long, I want to scrub all the Valerie off my face with Mom's good soap."With that settled, we leave the dining hall and head up the stairs, stopping at the castle's main library. As we head in, I brace myself for when Gerhard will inevitably show himself..."What're you looking for, anyways?" Guillaume asks."I dunno, maybe something about Setsuranka?" I reply. "I know there's that book series about the Old Kings, but I've only read a couple.""Whatever, just hurry up so we can leave. This place is creepy."Keeping Guillaume's level of aggravation in mind, I make my way to the section of the library where I saw books about the Sealed Kings before...>roll 1d20
Rolled 7>>29946178Reading!
Rolled 18>>29946178
Rolled 8>>29946178
Rolled 9>>29946178
>>29946188Not bad.
>>29946188aw baby here it comes
Rolled 5>>29946178
Just as I've found "The Frozen Tempest," the book that I was looking for, a feeling of unease hits me like one of Sylvie's punches. Spinning around just in time to feel something brushing against my butt, I'm met with Racquel's smiling face....well, I dunno if I'd call that a smile, actually.And she's really really way too close to me."Fancy meeting you here..." Racquel giggles as she slowly walks towards me, forcing my back against the bookshelf. "...I didn't think that you'd do the exact oppposite of what you said you wanted to do, but I guess those books are right sometimes after all," she says with a low chuckle."Umm..." I mumble, shielding my face with my book. "...hello?""Hello, Bernard..." she says as she places an arm on either side of my body, basically trapping me between her, her arms, and the bookshelf.>oh god what do I do
>>29946279>>oh god what do I dowhatever she wants you to do
>>29946279Kiss her! Quick!She'll be so surprised that -you- initiated you'll have a chance to escape!
>>29946279accept your fate and become a man early! but look on the bright side. this will make you like Reinhold and in a few years the women will be all over you.
Rolled 2>>29946279Use her lewdness as her weakness, kiss her and run away while she stands there too shocked to tell that you pissed yourself Bernard
>>29946279Please be gentle.
>>29946279>try not to get raped>get raped
>>29946279Use magic to turn on your glowing avatar form?Scream?Be assertive and push her back to the other bookshelf, stare deeply into her eyes, let her feel your breath on her face and then run while she's confused?
>>29946279>Stare her down without fearThat's the last thing predators expect.
>>29946279>"I LIKE MARIANNE I LIKE MARIANNE I LIKE MARIANNE I LIKE MARIANNE I LIKE MARIANNE!"
>>29946279Stay frozen, it's first time you got into this kind of situation.
>>29946324can't rape the willing!
>>29946279I NEED AN ADULTHopefully this summons the Batman, err, Gerhard
archelon are you finally gonna write porn for us
>>29946333"I can be Marianne, if you want..."
So Racquel is younger Luci, but far more lewd?
>>29946279Think on what your father would do them realize you can't do it and scream for help
>>29946324This.
>>29946326but she'll still have her way with us....>>29946333just close your eyes and think she's Marianne.
>>29946279>Oh god oh god oh godPanic and freeze up
>>29946279We have to stay quiet it since we are in a library, so no yelling.>>29946312This, it may work to set her off balance or it may excite her unless she's all talk.
>>29946279"yo girl I dunno where you going with this but you creepy so step the fuck off aight"
>>29946375>it may workYeah right. This is gonna get steamy if we go that route.Which would be okay with me.
>>29946279> backhand her into bookshelf
Rolled 13>>29946279Use Headbutt!
>>29946279kiss her grab the book and run
>>29946359Just seems like Sylvie without the inhibitions to me, which makes sense since they're sisters, I mean where do you think she got all those questionable books from? She obviously raided Sylvie's stash.
>>29946279slap her shit, obviously
>unzip dick
>>29946359Luciana isn't lewd. She just has an healthy adolescent sex drive.Racquel is more like Spinelle/Giancarlo in training.
>>29946401>>29946406>>29946426Hitting girls is a bad idea
>>29946425Sylvie did always have her mind in the gutter.>Y-your going to DRAW her?!
>>29946279There is only one option for Bernard - he must harness the power of rock.HEAD BUTT HER IN HER STUPID CREEPY FACE AND LEG IT.
>>29946425Come to think of it, yeah, that probably is where she got that first book from.
>>29946442Yeah, Bernard is a gentleman.
This is the type of noble who you hear rumors about. I wonder if she acts this way only in front of friends.
>>29946442even worse, she might like it...
>>29946279"I need an adult"
>>29946442Letting them do what they want, even against your will, is an even worse idea.Bitch needs to learn her place.
I could hit her.Should I hit her? I'm pretty sure that I'm stronger than she is... oh god WHERE ARE YOU GERHARD THIS WOULD BE THE PERFECT TIME TO SHOW UP OUT OF NOWHERE!...but he doesn't. And Guillaume's far enough away that Racquel would probably be able to do whatever it is that she wants to do to me before he can help.aaaaaaagh what should I doooooooo"Ehehehe..." Racquel giggles as she draws her face closer to mine. Oh god I'm frozen in place I can't move!But then.I get an idea.A crazy, stupid idea. But it's the only thing that could possibly get me out of this.Just as Racquel's starting to get dangerously close, I go on the offensive, rushing in with my eyes closed and my lips puckered, and......I kiss her.On the lips.Oh god why did I think this was a good idea is that her tongue in my mouth WHYYYYYYYYY>[1/?]
>>29946625aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>29946625FLY YOU FOOL.
>>29946625Well that backfired
>>29946625BAIL!
>>29946625Yep. That was smart. Oh wait, no it wasn't.Bernard is ruined for marriage now.
>>29946625This thread is amazingNo pedo
>>29946625>Oh god why did I think this was a good idea is that her tongue in my mouth WHYYYYYYYYY...the poor bastard never ever even had a chance.
>>29946625YES
>>29946625YES!don't worry! you'll start to like it soon enough!
>>29946625OH GOD SHE'S CALLING OUR BLUFF ALL IS LOST
>>29946625Guess he is one step closer to becoming Reinhold now.
>>29946625KUYASHII!
In retrospect, even if this plan HAD worked she would have just been after us even worse in the future. Sort of a lose-lose.
>>29946625And so Bernard loses his long battle against the forces of lewdness. Goodnight sweet prince, you fought well.
>>29946677At least Rein can give him a talk now.>"Now remember, Bernard, when a girl touches your weewee without permission, what do you do?">"Push her away and scream for help.">"That's right.">"But Reinhold, what if the girl is a wizard?">"Then you're fucked, kid."
>>29946713There was no way this could have ended well no matter what we did. She's toying with us like a cougar with a puppy.
>>29946625The slap was the only choise. Too late now.
>>29946748Not true, we could have ducked and dodged. The roll would have given us a slim chance at escape.
maybe it'll turn around and actually end up being pretty nice?
>>29946625
>>29946773Ahhahahahahahahahahaha! Good one.
>>29946768Or screamed and flailed wildly. That would have foiled her plans at least, even if it would have made Gerhard mad at us for yelling in the library.
>>29946768He could also set himself on fire. They can't get you if you're on fire.
>>29946625Racquel pushes me against the bookshelf for a few seconds before her legs buckle underneath her, destroying her balance and sending her falling to the floor and her tongue FINALLY OUT OF MY MOUTH WHY THE HECK WOULD YOU DO THAT OH GOD as she just kind of sits there, drool everywhere and why is her nose bleeding?"GUILLAUME!!!!!" I scream at the top of my lungs. "GUILLAUME!!!!"I seriously want to cry right now. This feels so wrong oh god I want to cry why am I crying aww man now Guillaume's here to watch me crying aaaaagh"Dude, what happened!?" Guillaume shouts as I rush into his arms and start sobbing. "What did she do t- DUDE THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE DID YOU PUNCH HER IN THE FACE!?""N... no," Racquel says, giggling. "He just took my innocence, is all... this is the blood of my maidenhood, and-""DUDE WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED!?"S- stop crying. You're a big boy. You even kissed a girl, even if it wasn't the girl who you actually WANTED to kiss."S- she pushed me against the bookcase when I was looking for my book and I didn't know what to do so I kissed her to try and maybe scare her away but then she stuck her tongue in my mouth and now there' blood everywhere and I can still feel her tounge GUILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUME!!!!"I can't do it anymore. I just can't.As I cry and cry, I feel Guillaume picking me up and saying something about Uncle Vincent killing me if he found out what I did.>[2/3]
Nobody's playing from Bernard's perspective.Everyone just wants to satisfy their sick needs.
>>29946847How did you guess?This was pretty much exactly what I wanted when I suggested he kiss her.
>>29946832INB4 we get blamed for this and get in trouble.You could have stopped this.
>>29946847Yep. Permanently traumatizing Bernard and sending him into a downward spiral of self loathing made my day.
>>29946832Bernard and Reinhold now have a lot in common
>>29946832>blood of my maidenhoodWhat. The. Fuck.
>>29946832>Vincent giving Guillaume and Bernard "the talk" while Gregory is awayOh man, why can I not stop laughing
>>29946832Congratulations Bernard, you betrothed to her now.
>>29946876Fujoshi are wacky things anon
>>29946898>Fujoshi are wacky things anonEh, she's not much of a fujoshi if she's after Bernard instead of shipping Bernard x Guillaume
>>29946832>kiss a girl>start cryingWhat a little bitch
>>29946832Welp, sucks to be Bernard at this point. There's no way anyone would believe his version of the story.
>>29946913you realize there is a lot of bloodblood does not usually result from kissingsomething is fishy
>>29946832You really like your traumatized shota huh, archelon? Is there something you're trying to tell us?
>>29946762>Bernard slaps Raquel.They both stand there frozen for a few seconds; it feels like hours. Suddenly a wicked smile spreads across her face and before Bernard even has a chance to react her fist hits his stomach with the force of a charging Lindwyrm. The air is knocked out of him, he coughs trying to regain his breath as the lithe girl effortlessly wrestles him to the ground. "So you like to play it rough, pretty boy?"
>Both those daughtersVincent confirmed for worst father.
>>29946733Wizardsnosenceofrightorwrong.jpg
>>29946928It's hers.
>>29946928Nose bleed.
>>29946928That japanese thing is to get a nosebleed when sexually excited.
>>29946832Go to sleep, Arch, you're drunk.
>>29946928>>29946954More specifically, it's likely her nose that's bleeding.As long as she's hitting some of the stereotypes, she figured she might as well hit 'em all.
>>29946932
>>29946969oh heck no! he makes some intresting stuff when he's like this.
>>29946966>nosebleed...I forgot what this place was for a whileI don't know how to feel about thisThousand mile stare is all I have
>>29946929Of course, this whole quest is just a buildup for more traumatized shota.When a young Rein wakes up back in the brothel to the sound of Spinelle coming into his room.
>>29946940Vincent seems to be a runner up to Celestino for being worst father.
>>29946989Get some sleep.
>>29946625>>29946832You need to tell about this to nico or your mom bernard, whichever will tease you less and help you more.
>>29947005At least he's there. When was the last time Takamaru saw his kids?
>>29946995This entire quest is just the "Happy place" Reinhold escapes to whenever Spinelle drags him off to have her way with him.
>>29946984... "Us"?
>>29946940>>29947005Don't forget Sylvie. Girl's got issues.
Hey, Sylvie's the daughter that he had the most hand in raising. The other two stick to their mother like glue most of the time.So blame her.
>>29947042The dick is obviously royalty
>>29947057Honestly I'd say neglecting them is worse than raising them poorly.
>>29947057Is Vincent going to kill Rein for rejecting Sylvie?Who are we going to learn magic from now?
>>29947057Like Sylvie turn out a good girl. These three girls are al so wrong in so many different ways.Someone should really call social services or something on that family.
>>29947057She's not exactly a shining example either
>>29947021I want to. Believe me I doArchelon must have my consciousness locked in a box or something. I cannot be free until the quest is over
Congratulations. You've traumatized a little boy.
>>29946733Now I'm just imagining Reinhold giving the infamous Sonic Sayz speech."That's no good."
>>29947057Is Raquel anything like her mother?
>>29946832>[3/3]The next thing I know, I'm out by the castle gate that we came in from. Did Guillaume carry me all the way out here?"Hey, you okay now?" Guillaume asks."Y- yeah, I think so," I reply as I spit some of Racquel's spit out of my mouth. Oh God I want to throw up."Good..." he sighs. "I asked around and Uncle Vincent just thinks that Racquel got lightheaded from a nosebleed thanks to the dry air in the library. I hope Gerhard isn't too pissed whenever he finds out what happened... though this is partially his fault for not stopping it before you went all retarded and kissed an OBVIOUS PERVERT.""I know, it was dumb," I mumble.Please, man. I feel crappy enough as it is.After a few minutes to let me calm back down, Guillaume turns to me."You know you have to marry her now, right?" he says."Eh!?" I gasp. "Th- there's no way that-""C'mon, I was just messing with you," he sighs. "C'mon, let's head back home before she decides that she wants to put her tongue in your mouth some more."aagh why did you say that now that guard's staring at meeeeee>talk about something while we walk back home?
>>29947109This thread started roughly two hours after a woke up. I wouldn't mind if it went on for an hour or four more.
>>29947116That's what little girls do. One way or another
>>29947127Angelique is srs bznss.Valerie takes after her the most, Racquel's just some kind of perverse aberration in general.
>>29947083I think Sylvie could teach us magic even as a friend, but if that would put too much strain on her, we can turn to Niklaus, or maybe Araarariane. Or Gerhard.
>>29947083i would not say reject, more like Luci won him away. or Rein could have both Luci and Sylvie at the same time. i wouldn't call that a harem. just a more open relationship.
>>29947132Swear by blood to deny what happened today until death.
>>29947132"Sylvie is gonna be sad when she comes home. Want to do something about that?"
>>29947132Blood pact to never speak of again in trade for never telling Sylvie about Valerie kissing Guillaume
>>29947132>Deadly silence until we reach home"Thanks, brother. You are a true friend"
>>29947083I don't know why he would kill Rein or be angry in general.Springtime of youth, Rein didn't lie to Sylvie or do anything bad to her. He just chose someone else from the several women vying for his attention. Really I don't know why these princesses and parents are all over Rein anyway. All he has is a good sword arm and and niceness. Rein visited this in his chat with Luci, but realistically he doesn't bring much to any nobel union. If they're just allowed to be girls (and boys) and live however, well...then I can see how that works out.
>>29947132Talk to him about your unanswered loves. How are you ever going to confess? More importantly, how are you ever going to get "YES" out of them.
>>29947179>I'm not ready for a relationship>I'm with Luciana lol>YOU LIED TO MY DAUGHTER REIN
>>29947132Nah. It's time to go home, it's time to sleep.This is a good place to stop.
>>29947156Did Millien NTR Vincent before joining service?
>>29947179Well there is one thing, he said he wasn't ready for a relationship with anyone and then starts one with Lucy like two days later.
>>29947132>now that guard's staring at meeeeeewhich means Nico will knowalso>>29947167>>29947173>>29947173>>29947184voting those
>>29947132"You have to help me run away."
>>29947194>...I just couldn't tell her "no", not only was she looking at me with those sweet eyes, I was also afraid she would punch me to the moon!
>>29947194That wasn't a lie, he just changed his mind. Given the magnitude of the events that happened around him, I believe he is allowed to. Besides if you hold to that too strictly, 4 years later you would meet with the same problem.And still, even if he DID lie, that's not a lie worth parental intervention.
>>29947206>>29947179>>29947194>>29947083He just chose Lucianna over Sylvie. Sylvie will be sad and probably mad, and that will not make Vincent happy but there is no reason for Vincent to be much angry at Reinhold. He just chose some other girl.of course, we still have time to fuck up and do something stupid that will make sylvie and vincent want to kill reinhold but i dont think we'll be that stupid
>>29947194I'm guessing he went and did it despite not being ready.
>>29947256archelon where will we get magic lessons now?
>>29947277Luciana or Niklaus?
>>29947277i am hoping after we tell it to sylvie and deal with her anger that comes, we will stay friends and keep taking lessons from her. Otherwise, there are people around who are very capable of teaching Reinhold.
>>29947243>"Re-reinhold... Didn't you say that you weren't ready for a relationship?">"I did, and I'm still not. I'm not sure if I'll ever be."
>>29947277Gregory sort if likes us, we can as him for pointers.
>>29947256Sylvie should be able to move on after.She has known Reinhold for only about one month, she can still move on and fall in love with someone else later what with being like 16 or 17 currently. She will be angry and depressed for a while but it will end eventually and we should be able to stay friends.
>>29947277>>29947305After she calms down, magic lessons even may be the thing that breaks the ice between the two. You know, something from the early days that they met and the feelings didnt develop completely and all this drama wasnt there yet.
>>29947308More like>"Re-reinhold... Didn't you say that you weren't ready for a relationship?">"Yeah, I just meant a relationship with you."
>>29947243he changed his mind over the course of like 3 hours after telling luci he wasn't ready for a relationship
>>29947335>>"Yeah, I just meant a relationship with you..... cunt"ftfy
>>29947340only luci knows that and she will not be going around telling that story any time soon so that's fine.
>>29947340Sometimes what people say and what they really feel are different.I'm not really expecting this sudden relationship with Luci to be smooth sailing mind you.
Archelon will Sylvie be mad?Maybe Sylvie will think it's brain damage or trauma that made us get with Luciana. Or Jasmine
>>29947340But during those three hours he was faced with the consequence of losing her completely.
>>29947335>>29947352Bad end seekers pls go.
>>29947340he also got into a pretty serious fight there too. Resulting emotions change many things. I'm not saying this relationship will be hunky dory or it was in good taste, I'm just saying that it's a reasonable development
>>29947369yandere route open
>>29947369Her virgin tears will be able to sustain my cold soul for the next ten years.
>>29947243>>29947194He's still not ready though, it just kinda happened anyways.
As we walk, Guillaume turns to me."So... did you stick YOUR tongue in HER mouth or was she the only one who did it?" he asks."Wh- why the heck would I ever stick my tongue in-" I stammer as I feel my face get warm."I dunno. I mean, you actually kissed her and all, so I was wondering just how far you actually went.""Shut uuuuuuup..."Oh god he's never gonna let me live this down... and I can still feel her-NO DON'T THINK ABOUT IT"H- hey," I speak up. "How about we swear never to being this up again?""Huh?" Guillaume stares at me."We can't do anything if THEY bring it up, but the two of us. I'll swear to never bring up Valerie kissing you again if you never bring up... what I did again. Deal?""...you're serious?""YES!" I scream. "I wish I'd never done that! So please don't keep bringing it up, I don't even know how I'm supposed to act around her now!""...do you like her?" he asks."NO YOU KNOW I LIKE MARIANNE NOT THAT WEIRDO PERVERT!!"Calm down, me. Take it easy, he's my brother and there's no point in freaking out on him. This wasn't his fault.>[1/?]
>>29947340Emotions don't fit into logic and conscious decision. You can think that you don't want while you feel you do want.
>>29947387he told her to back off after the fight, all that happened in between was him walking home and celestino trying to sell luci off like one of the girls from his childhood
Can we switch back to Rein already?
>>29947387Related. Reinhold admitting he liked Luci caught me off guard, he hasn't admitted to liking any of the girls in that way before.He just danced around the topic and shifted to something else. If I knew the like was going more than one direction...hrm, I may have pushed the Sylvie route harder. She's a decent girl and has been around for Rein a lot. There's an observable difference between Sylvie's rush to ensure Rein was alright and Luci's self loathing. Then again, perhaps Luci was just caught up with daddy time after the arena. Still, Sylvie was there.
>>29947430Its an interlude thread.Next one will probably be Reinhold.
>>29947407Get home, pack some useful stuff and a sword, run away from home. Never return.
>>29947243He got jealous and angry at the thought of her marrying Monique. He realized it.
>>29947430In the immortal words of that one very mortal guy from GoT, "not today".
>>29947430No. The rest of the story will play out from the viewpoint of other characters.
>>29947466yay
>>29947446It is because the Sylviefags pushed so hard early on that she became the least popular girl.
>>29947457I'm surprised no one has thrown around accusations of white-knighting yet.
>>29947466NEXT EPISODETHE GANG WALK IN ON REINHOLD AND LUCIANNE MAKING OUTCOMING FROM THE PERSPECTIVE OF MARIANNE
>>29947466>after 20 threads every single character is ruined beyond redemption after getting /tg/'s control over them because all of the "hurr durr HILARIOUS" suggestionsAnd thus ends the PGQ
>>29947430
So are we getting a sequel with Bernard as the protag?
>>29947496That ship sailed in thread one.
>>29947356>>29947387Yeah, it's expected that any relationship Reinhold ends up in to be a pretty rough ride. Imagine how disheartening it must be for the girl when he starts resisting all her attempts at intimacy, and all the nights where he mumbles the most horrible things in his sleep.
>>29947512I'd rather play as a nameless farmer in a continent as far away from this place as possible.
>>29947407"Sorry, man..." Guillaume says, sighing. "But you know that she's probably never gonna leave you alone after that, right?""I knoooooow," I groan. "So let's just swear to never bring this up again so I can go back to being happy.""Fair enough," he replies, extending his hand towards me, "I swear on Grampa's grave never to mention what you or Valerie did ever again."Oh wow, he's actually gonna...?"Umm, I swear on Grampa's grave that I won't mention what either of us did ever again," I say, taking his hand in mine."Alright, there we go," Guillaume says, giving me a firm handshake before letting go. "This is a pact between men. Manly brothers.""Okay," I nod.Great, now all I need to do is push that aaaaaaall the way to the back of my mind until it gets buried along with all the other stuff that I never want to remember again.>[2/?]
>>29947491Aye I disliked the early waifu warsBut in the late game duel I would have thrown my support behind her.Till then I hadn't supported any girl, just lurked. Alas, she lived too long and became the villian.
>>29947538So, Bernard, what did her salliva taste like?
>>29947538Bernard has an odd way of expressing himself for a 9 y.o..
>>29947491Sylvie's only fault - and that of sylviefags - was being too nice and not resorting to underhanded schemes. She was the "nice girl" and consequently lost to the manipulative scheming one. Such is the hard truth of life.
>>29947538Guillaume and Bernard broventure quest when?
>>29947557he is the bookworm
>>29947557He is already a mage. He must have learned a lot of big words and concepts to pick up on how to cast spells. Even if they are small ones.
>>29947562Nope, Sylvie's fault, which is not really her fault, is that her story lacked drama. She is the nice girl and thats all. She has nothing going on for her.
>>29947538You should find some way of erasing all the stuff you have buried at the back there. It'll make sleeping easier as time goes by.
>>29947546Yeah, I also stayed out of the early waifu wars and tried to vote for getting to know all the girls properly before we decided anything. At the moment I think I'll support Luciana because it feels out of character for Reinhold to kiss her and then back out of a relationship, but who knows what will happen in the next 10 threads?Even though I would prefer the Marianne route.
>>29947639>Even though I would prefer the Marianne route.Y'know what.This VN quest.We should find Archelon, tie him down with rope or money,and force him do a New Game.
>this topic
>>29947606Her being a nice girl wasn't enough to turn me off of her but it just seemed like she was the somewhat lewd nerdy girl and that was too boring for me.
>>29947664>and force him do a New Game.that is, after we're done the first round around.
>>29947664That is what the VN is for. If it actually happens.
>>29947688That would be incredibly tedious.
>>29947697It won't. After this quest is over Archelon will purge all memories of it and get back to writing his comic.
>>29947688of course anon that or wait for the VN
>>29947678I never got the logic of this "Sylvie is the lewd one".
>>29947723So is there actually going to be a VN or is that just a running gag?
>>29947606Eh, she had more drama than Nico with that wizard duel. But that's no longer relevant.Let's get back to hopefully not ruining Bernard's love life.
>>29947714Not if we took the "what if Reinhold and Monique were best friends?" Route.
>>29947538"Soooo..." Guillaume looks up at the sky. "...what're you gonna do about Marianne?""Huh?" I stare at him."Reinhold's out of the running so you're free to go," he shrugs. "So how exactly do you plan on getting her attention... assuming that she's still single by the time you're of marriageable age, I mean."Oh yeah, that's kind of an issue to deal with."I dunno, I just have a crush on her," I mumble. "I'll try and get cool like Grampa, and if she likes me then then I guess that's it. It's not like how you are with Sylvie, I just think that Marianne's really pretty and nice and smart and stuff."Great, now I'm blushing."So what about you?" I ask."I'm not gonna give up until Sylvie is MINE!" Guillaume shouts, pointing his finger at the sky. "I love her and I've always loved her and she's gonna be my wife some day and that way her and Nico can be real sisters instead of just best friends!""Same thing'll happen if you end up with Valerie, you know.""Valerie's stupid," he shakes his head. "Just you watch, Bernard. I'll beat the crap out of anyone who tries to take her away from me, I'll even get advice from Reinhold if I have to!"Wow, he's really... what's the word... passionate. Kind of reminds me of Uncle Thierri."And since there aren't many guys like Reinhold out there, I think I'll be safe for the next five or six years," Guillaume says. "So I just gotta get SUPER GOOD with the sword and then get her to show me how to do magic...""Mom wants to teach you that, you know," I shake my head. "She's really sad that you ignore her in favor of Dad.""Dad teaches me how to sword, Sylvie teaches me how to magic, and Mom teaches me how to cook. And I'll master all three of them, just you wait.""Whatever, man...">[3/?]
>>29947757If we sided with Monique over Nico? Then Gregory would hate us, and we'd have to fear for our lives even more than we already do.
>>29947728The way she reacted to certain things.
>>29947757Than we would have to just stand there like a dumbass as he insults Nico's mother right to her face.
>>29947757That Reinhold would have an entirely different personality for that to happen.
>>29947773> I'll try and get cool like Grampa, and if she likes me then then I guess that's it.Worked for Gregory.
>>29947773This kid is going to go far in the world.
>>29947773Guillaume is a pretty cool dude.
>>29947749it all depends on Archelon but there was some talk about it but you should ask the turtle in question
>>29947749Archelon really does want to make the VN for real. we just have to toss enough money at his kickstarter when he put it up.
I liked Sylvie a lot more than Luciana, still do, but since Rein has pretty much settled on a girl I'm just trying to prevent bad decisions. I can't participate enough to make much of a difference though.I really hope the waifu issue is over now.
>>29947752>She has more drama than NicoNope. That magic duel was just something in the moment. I am talking about character background. She is too straightforward, which doesnt mean she is a bad character, i like her, but she is boring as a love interest compared to others.Nico is the tomboy who lost her grandfather and inherited his weapon, and is trying to live up to his name by not learning magic. she is also a bisexual. she has much more going on for her than sylvie.
>>29947757There are a lot of desicions in this quest I find regretable, but punching Monique is NOT one of them.
>>29947851She has large tracts of land. Which is always a plus.
>>29947773Nice work you did, you're gonna go far kid.
>>29947639>At the moment I think I'll support Luciana because it feels out of character for Reinhold to kiss her and then back out of a relationshipthis, i may not like that luci seems to have won (i like her but i don't think she's a good match for rein as he's been played), but i'm not going to try to sabotoge the quest
>>29947866I very much agree with this sentiment.
Reminder, sylvie a shit, marie a shit, nico a shit and maid girl a shit.Lucianna is best girl faggots
>>29948017What's Rana?
>>29947866>>29947757If we went the befriend Monique route, we probably wouldn't punch Monique but still give it to him for calling Nico's mom a whore, as a good friend who helps his friend become a better person.Or we would punch him as a friend who helps his friend become a better person and there would be a whole lot of drama around it and we would be even better friends with him and Monique would be a better person by the end of it
>>29947903Is it too much to hope for Gui to become Kazuma Azuma except with swordy skills?
>>29947773>[4/4]As Guillaume goes on and on about his plans to win Sylvie over, I kind of ignore him after a while. I mean, it's pretty impressive that he seriously does love her and wants to win her over more than ANYTHING (and probably even more than Nico wants to become a Knight) but he goes on a rant about her like every say that he doesn't see her so it's honestly kind of annoying at this point.So we keep on walking, cutting through the forest because the road's kind of winding and that takes way to long when you're on foot.And then.I hear growling."Hey, you hear that?" I ask."Yeah..." Guillaume replies, ducking down. "Shouldn't be any wolves here in this forest, and Uncle Vincent killed all the bears himself.""So wha-"oh god it's a feral dog and it's huge and it's STARING RIGHT AT ME>run run run for our lives>try and fly Guillaume out of here with Starling Wing... though I'm still not good at controlling it>fight it like Dad would
>>29948017>I am so upset about Luciana winning that I will ironically shitpost in her favor!
>>29948041>>try and fly Guillaume out of here with Starling Wing... though I'm still not good at controlling it
>>29948041>fight it like Dad would
>>29948041>Try to fly away with Guillaume!
>>29948041>fight it like Dad wouldif there is even a single moment of being in too much danger>run run run for our lives
>>29948034>grab nico's hand>tell monique "you're in the presence of the princess, act like it"no punching and still tell him off>>29948041>>try and fly Guillaume out of here with Starling Wing... though I'm still not good at controlling itlanding may be hard but it's better than getting mauled
>>29948041 >fight it like dad would>toast it like a sammich, but hotter and flashier
>>29948041>try and fly Guillaume out of here with Starling Wing... though I'm still not good at controlling itif we can get up into a tree, we'll be fine. we don't have any weapons on us, do we Arch?
>>29948041>try and fly Guillaume out of here with Starling Wing... though I'm still not good at controlling it
>>29948041i don't think he can fight it like greg would because his brother/the castle/castletown would be lost in colateral damage
>>29948041>fight it like Dad wouldI hear Marianne likes manly men.
>>29948041>try and fly Guillaume out of here with Starling Wing... though I'm still not good at controlling itthe dog -will- outrun us on foot.
>>29948041>say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say >say how does this make you feel arch?>run run run for our livesif you cant outrun it, then try the flying as a back up plan.
>>29948041Befriend the nice doggy
>>29948041>fight it like Dad wouldBecome the second coming of the Red Mist.
>>29948041>fight it like Dad wouldEither a bad end or they level up. Feral dogs sound like level 1 monsters to me.
>>29948160What an eyesore
>>29948160Why does archelon get autismal about little things and then leave the totally aggravating shit like "pour over" for "pore over".
>>29948041>try and fly Guillaume out of here with Starling Wing...though I'm still not good at controlling itMage bro gotta Mage.
>>29948272i only see him delete posts when he accidentally uses the wrong name
>>29948041>Try to back away slowly, but if it does anything>>fight it like Dad wouldWe can't really expect to outrun it, and flying two people is an iffy proposition, especially if we aren't sure of our ability to do so solo.Dogs are scary, but together we can fight it off for sure. We've got the (small amounts of) magic, Bro's got the (small amounts of) physical violence!And Marianne is scared of dogs, so we need practice so we can protect her!
>>29948272Isn't that just a difference between American English and British?
>>29948331then you obviously dont see most of the posts he deletes.
>>29948369Nope. 'pore' is an entirely different word.
>>29948353Why do you want to kill the puppy Anon? It's just minding its own business!
>>29948369If "pour over" is British it's only in the same sense that "u wot m8" is. It's still wrong.
"You fly off to where it's safe, I'll fight this thing," Guillaume says to me."Wha!? I can't leave you!" I shout back."I'm the older brother and it's my duty to keep you safe, now shut up and do what I say!""No! You'd probably be able to beat it id you had a sword on you, but you DON'T!""Damn it..." he grits his teeth, slowly backing away as the dog approaches. "...then what the heck do you want me to do, huh?""Just hold on tight," I say as I grab onto his arms.Yes I'm scared out of my mind, but Guillaume's my big brother and I'm not gonna leave him here to get mauled!"Shining lights of the night sky," I chant, concentrating as hard as I can so that Script can materialize around me, "free me of my shackles so that I may soar to your boundless heights!""Wait, are you actually-" Guillaume shouts, but it's too late."STARLIGHT WING!!" I shout, jumping into the air with my brother in tow as a set of light wings appear on my back and pull both of us up into the sky.Oh god this is hard when I'm casting it on my own but trying to do this crap with a passenger is MURDER. But I keep on trying, that stupid dog snarling at us from below as I fly up......and up......and then my body and mind give out before we can get far, it's the best I can do to land us into a tree.>[1/?]
>>29948570Can't even kill a dog at nine. At this rate he'll never become a musou hero.
>>29948570i hope the kids at least got far away enough that the dog will not be under the tree barking up to them.
>>29948570What is it with kids and flying?
>>29948661Demonstrating at how everyone is good at magic. Even kids.
>>29948703>kids some of strongest magicians on land who are tought to be close to ascension.fify
>>29948741God-damned anon, get some sleep.
>>29948703So Bernard's theme song will be "I Believe I Can Fly", while Elena's will be "Defying Gravity", right?Racquel's is "Danger Zone".
>>29948703i'd say it has more to do with getting a proper education in medieval noteurope where mari had to ask if we could even read. it's not that learning basic magic is super hard, it's that they start early
>>29948570>[2/2]"Bernard, are you okay?" Guillaume asks me as he pulls me closer to the tree's trunk."Yeah, I think so," I reply, still a bit woozy. "So what now?""I dunno..." he shakes his head. "I doubt you're in any condition to fly away to get help on your own, and it's not like I can fight that stupid thing by myself. I need Dad to make me a pendant like Nico has so I won't be defenseless at times like this..." he mumbles."I wish I'd learned the spell myself, then I could just GIVE you a sword to use," I sigh.Yeah, we're stuck.This sucks.And that stupid dog's still barking at us like we're actually going to come down and let it bite us."SHUT UP!" I shout."Calm down man..." Guillaume says. "We just need to think of a way to get out of this, that's all. Worst-case scenario, we wait until it goes to sleep and I stab it in the face with a sharpened stick.">any ideas to get out of this?
>>29948804please give us a list of all spells bernard knows
>>29948804>>any ideas to get out of this?Attempt to use toaster flame to scare it off?
>>29948804Use that toasting spell to light the tree on fire, that'll scare it off. Dogs are scared of fire right?
>>29948804Use damaging spells to scare it away. But not fire, never fire in a tree.
>>29948570 seems like every Noble even children in this universe could just straight up beat Reinhold's ass by just using magic.Hell even if we "win" it seems like everyone and their grandmother knows a flying to run away.
>>29948804>resign your fate and live in this tree for the rest of your lifeWe tree people now
>>29948804my first instinct would be to pee on it...is there anything we could throw at it? branches? fruit?
>>29948804Ignite pinecones with your magic and throw them down at the evil warg.
>>29948661It's almost like flight is one of the most useful things that that can be done with magic that is difficult to emulate via mundane means.And it also happens to be kind of difficult to control properly without practice, so people tend to try and learn it as soon as possible in order to get good enough with it so that it can be practical for uses beyond dicking around.Given that we're mainly supposed to be protecting someone, getting good with flight only becomes practical for use in the line of duty once we can A) maneuver well enough with it to make it appreciably better for combat than physical movement, or B) carry a passenger both far and safely enough to make it an effective retreat.>>29948804>>29948840Better to ignite a large branch with our toaster and use it to ward off the dog.
>>29948804Cry for mommy.
>>29948804"It seems so easy when Gandalf does it!"
>>29948804>Stab it in the face with sharpened sticks.Channel that ancestral power.
>>29948859a flying *spell
>>29948804>kiss GuillaumeObviously best solution
>>29948896Racquel plz go
>>29948859Arch has confirmed it's possible to go full sword and beat mages, just don't give them time to cast. As for them just flying away, well that seems like a distinct possibility. Hell they could just fly up and rain destruction on us... magic OP, pls nerf Arch.
>>29948931Sword throw attack fixes flying mages
>>29948804>Worst-case scenario, we wait until it goes to sleep and I stab it in the face with a sharpened stick."You are a genious Gills.that kid will die before he grows old enough to marry
>>29948931Flying wizards can be taken down by sword throw attack
>>29948863>fruit?
>>29948804Are there pine cones in the tree? If so use baking spell to ignite them and bombard the dog.
>>29948953>>29948964Mage drifts to the side. Attack fails
I wonder if it would be possible to get these two killed.
>>29949000This sounds good
>>29949014Well, they're hardly major characters and nobody can blame it on Reinhold, so no Bad End.Still a bad idea.
>>29949001Boomerang sword
>>29948931So don't let mages cast magic and you can win. Wow. What a surprise.
>>29949062>Boomerang swordits like you want to get our hand cut off.
Arch go to sleep.
>>29949187its the middle of the day for us.
>>29949187Simmer down.
What if Arch was several people all along and that's why he doesn't sleep?
>>29949134it's been confirmed that powerful mages can cast instantaneously, and even moderate mages can shorten script chants.if a mage is more than 15ft away they are basically guarantied to win by just flying or casting some fuck off AOE spell
>>29949251Then that would be disappointing, but kind of impressive that they've managed to keep such a consistent tone and writing style while juggling authorship.
>>29949251 Arch has cloned himself!
"Craaaaap..." I groan. "I could try and cast Spirit Field when it got too close, maybe that could hurt it?""There's no way," Guillaume says, shaking his head. "And even if it could, you'd still have to get in biting range to do that.""Yeah, you're right," I sigh. C'mon, is there anything around here that I could u- "The pine cones!""Huh?""I'll cast Baking Flame and set the pinecones on fire and then throw them at the dog!""What if you set the trees on fire, though?""I know Falling Rain so that shouldn't be a problem if we take care of it right away!"Nodding, Guillaume reaches over and grabs a few pinecones, handing them to me one at a time as I cast the spell, taking care not to burn myself (or the tree that we're stuck in) while I get them to a nice smoldering burn. And then our plan goes into action.I have to squint a little bit, sure, but my aim's still pretty freaking good- the burning pinecones hit the dog right in the face, causing it to howl in pain!"Take that, you stupid dog!" Guillaume taunts. "That'll teach you to mess with us!" he says as he grabs a couple more for me to set on fire.But the dog... it doesn't learn its lesson. I think the flaming pinecones to the face only made it madder. Just as I'm starting to reconsider this battleplan, I hear a voice calling out in the distance."Guillaume! Bernard! Are you okay!?"Suddenly, I don't feel scared at all.>[1/?]
>>29949375Well, guess it only works if a real wizard does it.
>>29949375is it Ariane?
>>29949375damn it dog, stop defying the natural fear of fire!
>>29949289I'm well aware of that. I was being sarcastic since that's basically the same as saying "To beat a swordsman, just don't let him use his sword.". No shit you're gonna win if you completely shut your opponents ability to do their specialty down. What matters is how well can you do against something when you don't have that advantage and there isn't an innate power difference.
>>29949375"Mom! Over here!" Guillaume shouts. "We're up in a tree, there's a dog that's trying to get us!""Yeah, over here!" I shout too, just in case she didn't hear.But she does hear us, and she comes running right to the tree that we're stuck in, staring down the dog that's trying to hurt us with a scary scary scary look in her eye that I've only ever seen from Dad like once.My mommy's the best."So this is the reason why you're so late coming home?" Mom asks, pointing at the dog that's snarling at her and getting foamy spit everywhere."Yeah, it's kind of trying to eat us," Guillaume shouts back."Well that just won't do..."As Mom cracks her knuckles, I see a whole lot of Script start to appear around her.>[2/?]
>>29949527So Ariane is the Eagles?
>>29949448High draw-weight light or hand crossbows or throwing knives are a cool thing. Or maybe also glass/poison filled eggs. A mundane, with enough training and preparation could easily get a jump on a mage or make their day suck pretty bad.We're not hired to fight mages, though, we're hired to be a meatshield for Marianne for four or five seconds.
>>29949527GO GO MOMMA BEAR!
>>29949553No, she's the Tom Bombadil
>>29949527And then the dog is suddenly friendly. Because her element is Spirit!
>>29949527Go and cry in your mom's welcoming bossom. This has been a hard and tiring day for you.
>>29949653no, stay behind the tree, we don't want to get hit by the dog gibblits.
>>29949675>implying there will be gibblits left over
>>29949754There had better be.Guillaume still needs secretly grisly ingredients for the deceptively delicious revenge meal he is going to cook for his adorable tormentor.
>>29949527>[3/3]"This is your one and only warning, little doggie," Mom says in a cold voice. "You tried to eat my babies, so you're really lucky that I'm even -considering- letting you walk away from this."But crazy evil dogs don't speak human talk, and it just starts growling at her even louder than before before finally lunging at her."Resplendent Catastrophe."I see what looks like a circle form in the ground right in front of Mom as the dog races at her... and then it crosses the edge of the circle. Without any sound, a huge pillar of light shoots down from the sky right into the circle that she made on the ground.After maybe a second passes, the light fades away, and there's... half a dog just lying on the ground in front of her. And that half that's left looks pretty charred."It's okay now, babies!" Mom shouts at us in the tree. "Can you get down, or so you need me to come get you?""I'd rather you come and get me!" Guillaume shouts. "I don't think that Bernard can carry me down without dropping me!""If you could come up and get me too, that's be nice..." I say.I don't think I can cast anything else, I'm totally beat."Alright, I'll be right up!" Mom shouts.As I watch Mom float up in the air like it's nothing at all, the only thing that I can think of is how easily I could've died just now... and from the angry look on Guillaume's face, I'm sure that he's thinking the same.If I want to win Marianne over, I need to be a LOT stronger...
The dog was attracted to the girl's blood that splashed on us.
>>29949812Yep. Wonder if Mom can smell that?
>>29949799rip in piece nice doggy
>>29949845That's why she came so quickly
>>29949799>[3/3]>no choices I think Arch is going to bed
>>29949865she doesn't need scent, she's telepathic.>>29949799night arch
>>29949887Nawww, He needs no sleep.
>>29949887That lazy bastard
>>29949887All of them?
>>29949799Well...fuck...Does this mean that her element is Light?
>>29949799is it finally over?freedom!
>>29949925Her element is ALL OF THEM
>>29949925not really. it might be a light typed spell, but anyone with enough skill and mana can cast it. she might be wind element for all we know. she does seem to like to fly after all.
>>29949925If it's not this...>>29949799>"Resplendent Catastrophe.">I see what looks like a circle form in the ground right in front of Mom as the dog races at her... and then it crosses the edge of the circle. Without any sound, a huge pillar of light shoots down from the sky right into the circle that she made on the ground.Hyper-powered space-y magic? Of an element that's being kept carefully under wraps? I'd be betting that Arianne's element isn't really any of the classical ones we're aware of at all, and they've got magic powered by the planet's Ring.
>>29949799That seems rather extreme.>also now we see what would happen to Reinhold if he made Nicolette cry if he somehow was out of Gregory's reach at the time
>>29949931>thinks we are truly free.there is not escape from this....
>>29949949fuck if I knew a flying spell my feet would never touch the ground unless I was completely out of mana.
That's it for this interlude, guys. I'm finally going to go to sleep now.These two threads were fun, though somehow also the lewdest things that I've written in my entire life. You bring out the worst in me, seriously.I would say that the next thread will be LATE on Saturday night, but I don't know long I'll be asleep... we'll have to see how things go.And as always, thanks for playing!
>>29949799Hug mom, don't let go.
Do we know anything about Vincent's wife, I can't seem to recall anything?
>>29949975Seeya in eight hours, Arch. We Europeans gotta sleep too.
>>29949925Bernard has the same element as him mom and he said casting spirit field would hurt the dog. Her element needs to be something that would hurt when exposed to it. >Fire>Lightningare the only options I can think of
>>29949975Night arch get some well earned rest.
>>29949975Good night, OP, you're an evil one. But in a good way.
>>29949957That's a light-element spell, albeit a rather high-level one.The general rule is that Light has the greatest detructive capability while Darkness has the greatest defensive.
>>29949986She's more or less raised Valerie and Raquel by herself. She is probably the closest to a Marconetti-noble we'll get in Granache aside from the Gibaults.
>>29949975Night-Afternoon Arch, good run as always.
>>29949975we'll be waiting, you go crash out and get something to eat.
>>29950027huh, that seems rather backwards
>>29950037Makes more sense imo. Consider "under cover of darkness" in contrast with "spears of light"
>>29949975I hope you learned a valuable lesson here Arch. Never let /tg/ play as children. especially not around lewd girls.
>15:16:09
>>29949975Thanks for the fun thread arch. Sleep well!
>>29950074Total runtime?
>>29950027Reasonable enough.Guess that knocks my speshul secret snowflake spacering element theory down a few pegs, then.Don't worry, we'll weasel that [redacted] out of you yet.
>>29950037>light is destructive, dark is defensive>backwardswhat? darkness is defensive by nature, it lets us hide from predators, and light is what makes up the desert's scorching heat and the 20 feet of steel per second cutting power of a free electron laser
>>29950030>>29950094Yes.
>>29950108>>29950074Nice
>>29950108Yep, that's what happened alright.
>>29950108Oh god it's perfect. That's an edit, right?
>>29950418no it is an original comic.
>>29950418No, only the filename.
>>29950418"reinhold" is. I think the rest is unchanged.
>>29949975Finally i can sleep.But before i go. How awesome would a crossover between Pringle gaurd, Dragon princess Giant robot gaurd, and PGQ be.Pic related
>>29951187damn forgot my pic.Guess it sort of detracts from the statement now doesnt it?
>>29951187bad.
>>29951570do you hate fun?
>>29951626no. i like fun. it is completely unreleated to the fact that (>>29951187) would be bad.
