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Any dark angel edgists want to explain how this POS works?

You guys call yourselves loyalists and employ weapons that use warp trickery like this?
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What's to understand, /k/? have you never seen a weapon that uses micro-teleportation before?
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[THIS THREAD MARKED FOR INTERROGATION IN ROOM 403]

Move along. Nothing to see here.
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That looks like heretek to me.
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Did this come out one of those $5 Index Astartes pamphlets?
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>>30008916
>>30008923
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Maybe the magazine in the rear is actually a spare and there's a magazine on the left-side of the bolter.
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5 seconds in photoshop with almost no knowledge of guns later...
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>>30008887
>He's never seen a bullpup with a grenade launcher attached!
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Ehh, it's not that bad. It just has that wierd, pointless divot in the back. Guns with a magazine that far back exist IRL
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>>30008995
>he doesn't understand how magazines work
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>>30008995
I think he's referring to how the bullet magically move forward and then up a good three inches to actually be INSIDE THE BARREL.
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overcomplex and easily broken by even Imperium standards, but not heritek.
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>>30008995

The problem is that there's no way for the round to get from the mag to the barrel, dumbass.
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>>30008989
it's backwards you dumbshit
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>>30008995

It's not that it's a bullpup it's the fact the bolts have no way of being fired.

Weapon confirmed for evidence of pic related in the dark angels.
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>>30008972
HERESY!
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>>30009033
>>30009033
Fixed
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>>30008887
Where's the trigger for the secondary plasma gun? I'll accept it might be me who's retarded here.
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>>30009022
I think teleportation is a less retarded design than a magic bullet conveyor belt built into the gun.
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>>30009052

Purge the dark angels brother?
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>>30009022
Why is the case ejection (or whatever it's called) so far below the fucking barrel? 40k mongloids like to dismiss the many, MANY flaws of 40k design by saying "IT'S JUST MADE OF SUPER DURABLE MATERIALS/ THE GUY IN THE SUIT IS A SUPERHUMAN WITH THREE HEARTS AND 12 TESTICLES THAT PRODUCE PLUTONIUM JIZZ TO POWER THE SUIT"

Buuuut I think at the end of the day the guys who designed pretty much everything in 40k just have no fucking idea how a gun works in real life. At all.
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>>30009061
There's a button on the bottom of the plasma weapon that might be it.
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>>30008995

the problem is that the bullpulp doesn't make any sense.

Bullets don't work that way.

Straight lines man.
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>>30009011
>>30008995
I think the issue he's bringing up is how are the shells from the magazine getting to the barrel to be fired.
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>>30009061
Could be that that's a button on the underside of it. Strange design but less so than that freaking magazine.
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>>30009092

Also, the other side might have a botton.
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>>30009077
The Emperor wills it, we are but His instruments of righteousness.
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>>30009080
Oh. I assumed that was where a hose leading to a hydrogen flask or something. Seems like it would easily misfire.
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40K weapon thread?

40K weapon thread.
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See the barrel (yellow) makes perfect sense you fucking idiots
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>>30009078
You will find just as many canon sources in the fluff saying that bolters use caseless ammo as ones saying they don't. So obviously this model uses caseless and the ejection port is just there for looks or has something to do with the magnet rail that moves the rounds.
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>>30009108
>where a hose leading to a hydrogen flask or something would go.
It's often a good idea to finish ones sentences.
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>>30009061

List of heresies in weapon design.

>Warp teleportation of bolts to barrel
>Thought fired plasma gun that could only work by ways of abominable intelligence
>Non standard bolter pattern

>>30009107

Purge is now brother.
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>>30009092
>>30009080
More likely it's the square bit on the side.
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>>30008887
Is this weapon Codex-approved?
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>>30009138
there are screws/rivets there, so i doubt it
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>>30009142

No it isn't leandros.

Run! Run and tell an inquisitor! Then go get the fucking minotaurs! FOR CHRIST SAKE GO MAN!
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>>30009126
Or it's just shitty design backed up by shitty fluff.

Just like Space Marine Armor.
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>>30009165

>laser projecting crystal

Projects the laser through the fucking scope and and stock and everywhere but through the barrel.
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I remember bolters used caseless ammo. Why does official art show shells going everywhere? Was this retconed?
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>>30009176
If we're going to go there we might as well just not talk about 40k fluff at all...
wait
that's actually a great idea.
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>>30009194
>40k lore
>consistent
Pick one.
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>>30009190
Only the ones on the stock and barrel are labeled as such. The others probably have their own weird psytech crystal functions.
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>>30008887

ITT: Idiots

Bolt rounds are gyrojets. It gets pulled forwarded then lifted up into position by a left mechanism which seals the bottom of the barrel and then the gyrojet ignites.
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>>30009158
Could just be pressure sensitive and not an actual button. The one on the underside isn't a button but the plasma gun's power pack.
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>>30009194
Its a big galaxy, someone out there must make ammo that uses shells and bolters are probably able to use both types of ammo.
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>>30009222
>Stock
Fuck, I meant the... body. Part. The main bit. You know what I mean.
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>>30009222

No man. every crystal on that thing focuses lasers.

This guys can fucking snipe from any fucking angle.

looking straight but an ork ir coming at you from the right? Don't even look and pop off a no scope headshot on that bitch.

Fucking eldar man...
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What the fuck is going on here?
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>>30009194
The art originally depicted caseless.
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Gyro Jet Ammunition!

It's not like the gun has a hammer and firing pin that would requires the feed to be constructed the conventional way.
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>>30009266
Tech-heresy, Lord Inquisitor!
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>>30009270
I'm not sure if there was some point where they decided to change it or if it just sort of happened.
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>>30009266
RIGHTEOUS PURIFICATION!

JOIN THE PURGE!
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>>30009266

HERESY!
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>>30009283
By order of the Holy Inquisition and in the name of his Greatness the Immortal God-Emperor of Mankind, I declare this thread heresy.

Prepare to be purged; the lot of you.
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>>30009278
>these fucking descriptions

Were these written for fucking Gaia RP?
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>>30009291
I think this might be a third version of this scene.

With even more flying shell casings.
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>>30009319

ahahaha. i remember my first exterminatus.
here you are young inquisitor. this will aid you in the future.
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>>30009355
I think the orks have fewer shell casings flying about than the marines do.
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>>30009352
written for a GW official rulebook
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>>30009328
>unworthy foes
this make me think
is there any "virgin" scythe that never killed a worthy foe?
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>>30009328
I'm going to sound dumb, but what does "fractal-edged blade" even mean?
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>>30009223
If they were Gyrojets they wouldn't need cases or have the rocket fire off after the round leaves the barrel. They use standard propellant to force the round out the barrel and then the rocket engages, giving it more distance and making up for the shortness of the barrel
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>>30009388

Truly... A wizards blade.
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>>30009389
Space magic.
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>>30009389

A blade made of snowflakes.
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>>30009373
I wonder why the bit on the back of the pistol grip looks exactly the same as the magnetic accelerator?
Also I could swear I remember hearing that shuriken catapults used gravity-manipulation tech rather than being railguns, but I could have misremembered or hallucinated that.
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>>30009389
The blade is composed of several tiny blades which are in turn composed of more nano blades which are also made of even tinier blades which are....on on and on until infinity
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>>30009419
I could be very wrong, but the grooves are ergonomic in nature.
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>>30009427
So its a very very very very very very fancy cheese grater?
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>>30009419

Shoots the shurikans directly up onto the shurikan accelerator at HYPER VELOCITY.
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>>30009426
Huh, for once the Eldar variant is the crudest looking one.
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>>30009300
TANKRED HAS ARRIVED. WHERE ARE THE HERETEK BITCHES?
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>>30009417
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>>30009450

oh fuck this dude got it.
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>>30009078
>Buuuut I think at the end of the day the guys who designed pretty much everything in 40k just have no fucking idea how a gun works in real life. At all.

Almost like it's a fantasy space future setting with assault rifles that fire rocketbullets and it isn't trying to be realistic or something. Weird.
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>>30009427

Truly... an infinity blade.
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>>30008887
>Lion's Wrath

A gun made by homos.
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>>30008887
Fixed it!
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>>30009511
Wait, shit, NOW IT'S FIXED. Damned acolyte had part of the schematics upside down.
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>>30009503

>Baal pattern bolter
>Mined from ball secundus

So the dark agnels go to some world name ball for marble?
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>>30009481
How would that work? The rounds travel through the plasma?
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>>30009201
So the fleshborer gun orgasms beetles
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>>30009511
>filename
>implying the DA's are guilty of heresy or anything else for that matter
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>>30009547

blood angels.

God fucking damnit.
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>>30009389

"Fractal" for Necrons is pretty much identical to "quantum mechanics" for Bioshock: Infinite. In other words, it's a normal term that the game designers use to justify whatever bullshit they like and sound intelligent at the same time.
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>>30009537
>Hyper-electroconductive knuckle bar
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>tfw nerf is nearly the same caliber
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>>30009078
Unsurprising as its made by the British
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>>30009543
>schematics upside down
The flesh is weak in that one, I tell ya hwat.
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>>30009547
It's a Blood Angels bolter. The typo should read "Baal secundus".
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>>30009557
90% of tyranid ranged weapons are huge bizarre penises that ejaculate something terrifying on enemies. The rest are electrical fields, weaponized vomit, and beehives.
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>>30009426
>blunt by comparison to imperial blades, the great strength of the Ork still makes this a formidable weapon
>great strength of the Ork
>great strength
>Ork
>mfw Ork has s3
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>>30009584
I WANT THIS JUST SO I CAN MAKE A BOLTER PROP.
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>>30009352

You know, this is the first time I've read those descriptions with that perspective in my mind, and it makes perfect sense. I seriously expect to see a badly-drawn hedgehog wielding all that wargear sprouting a speech-bubble saying "My pain fuels these instruments of death".
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pre-heresy bolters have the magazine directly behind the barrel


yeah
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>>30009587
I have no idea how you use that "scope." Doesn't even look like a useful set of iron sights. That's nitpicking, though, probably.
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>>30009053
>Plasma weapons in a nutshell
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>>30008989
magazine's backwards and now how are they going to aim?
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>>30009622
S4 on the charge, and that's before getting into the Nobs.
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>>30009472
>rocketbullets
.51 gyrojet
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>>30009641
What was the name of that horrifying furry comic with the 'nam veteran wolf/hedgeog/abomination with the scythe arms?
"THEIR TOOLS OF TORTURE. MY TOOLS OF VENGEANCE."
/co/ storytimed it a couple says ago for giggles. I was fucking horrible.
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>>30009078
Because the casings aren't part of the firing mechanism. Due to fighting Orcs, the Crimson Fists have discovered that adding an empty case ejection mechanism to a caseless boltgun increases the amount of damage it does to the orcs.
The Techmarines aren't able to explain how, but they added a simple mechanism on the side that shoots out casings when the gun fires.
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>>30009661
I've NEVER understood how that drill can be effective with a fucking chainsaw hanging above it. What the fuck is it for?
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Didn't Astorath get one of these slates too?
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>>30009667
>>30009658
You lot are cry babies, but I think I've finally fixed it.
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>>30009654
I assumed that it popped up or something.

Presumably even then it would be providing a video feed into the helmet of the user since the bit at the back would prevent you looking down it.
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>>30009693
sounds like heretical warp magic to me.
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>>30009670
s4 isn't great either
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>>30009654
Maybe it does the Mass Effect collapsible shtick.
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>>30009697
I always thought it looked derpy as well, but I'd imagine they wouldn't have to drill deep to get through armor of a fallen marine. The saw is way more useless to me.
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>>30009731
Yeah but like the other guy says, you wouldn't be able to drill since the saw bit gets in the way.
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>>30009715
Its plenty good enough when you've got a horde of like 30 of the bastards, which is (in theory) how ork melee works.
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>>30009731
In the world of 40k, chainsaw = more choppy. Therefore, chainsaw scalpel > regular scalpel.
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>>30009711
By the Omnissiah its beautiful, it shall be approved and mass produced by the end of the decade!
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Probably made by Germans some time during the dark age of technology.
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>>30009711
Brother Remus, your techliver is reading increased ethanol levels. You are inebriated.
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>>30009767
>ensorcelled

These things are abundant in fun words.
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>>30009752
>good enough is great now

>falloftheemepire.jpg
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>>30009472
Let me give you two useful pieces of information.

One: Realism isn't the same as making sense. A fantasy story doesn't have to match reality, but it should adhere consistently to any rules which it does include.

Two: When you include a real-world concept, it comes with certain expectations as to how it works. It's not a bad thing if an energy beam weapon looks nothing like a real gun, because that's not what it is, but it is a bad thing if it's impossible to hold. Similarly, a gun that has more recoil than a human body can take is acceptable, because the user could be superhumanly strong, but a firing mechanism which is geometrically incapable of fulfilling its function is less excusable.
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>>30009789
Nobody cares but you.
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>>30009654
It likely folds out
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>>30009661
I like to believe the chainblade and drill are retractable and they're both pictured in the "in position" for easier mobility.
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>>30009767
>Horned crest describes the Prosperine glyph of forbidden lore
How? Is it designed in a special horn language? Does it whisper in the wearer's ear?
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>>30009782
You have to wonder how much ensorcelled ammo you could fit into such a tiny cold iron forged sickle clip though.
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>>30009715
Thats as strong as a Space Marine, which are retardostronk by human standards.
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>>30009769
>>30009781
Not perfect... not quite right...

must be better
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>>30009814
As much as you want. That's the point.
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>>30009789
Space magic.
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>>30009803
You cared enough to use the realism/consistency switch.
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Its is what happens when you let some nogunz britbong design weapons.
Seriously though, in this age of the internet there is simply no excuse for producing something so retarded even if you've never touched a gun in your life.
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>>30009825
Brother Remus, get down from the omnirefrigerator. Brother Remus, please.
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>>30008887
I'm not even a /k/omanndo and that pisses me off.
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>>30009767
>stolen Theldrite Moonsilver

Where is this stuff stolen from?
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>>30009824
4/10 isn't great

6 is great

5 i'd allow

but s3 and then s4 just on the charge isn't great
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>>30009853
>occasional slurs of whispered half-words

Ok, that's it, I'm done.
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>>30009743
You'd only have to drill near the edge of the armor to get to the kidneys or wherever you're wanting to go.
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>>30009853
>occasional slurs of whispered half-words
ME GRIMLOCK
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>>30009481
>>30009543
Combi-plasma bolters would make more sense with a side magazine.
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Y-YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS
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>>30008887

>implying combi bolters look like that
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>>30009830
I'm not that guy. I mean nobody really cares.
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>>30009853
Why does he have a happy dinosaur pet?
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>>30009949
FUCKING LORD THIS IS ACTUALLY A MINI
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>>30009847
And on top of all that they charge a premium for this.
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>>30009549

The exhaust heat from the rounds is focused to create plasma from the shell casings. Frequent expulsion of the created plasma is required to prevent overheating.
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>>30009960
because chaos

the hamadraya makes him a psyker for some reason never elaborated therefore chaos

>>30009949
that combi bolter is actually more believable
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>>30009949
Ah, so the magazine's in a bizarre place so it will fit under that guy's arm in that specific pose. That makes sense.
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>>30009871

Į̧͎͍̖̮͎̜̹̮̰͎̤̩͉̬͇̳ͫ̓͌ͭ̕͜ ̶̧͙̝̖͎̮̪͙̣͓̗͚̓ͩ̃̿̐̿͗ͪ̐͊͋ͫ̇͘C̰͈̯͖̥̩̻̞͚̯̦͎̝̹̣ͭ̉ͣ̓̊͛͆̂ͮ̿̊̀͢͡A͎̙̗̪̥̣̜͈̩̣̭̩̘ͨ̿ͫ̂͢N̨̨̤̞̮̘͍̯̳̘̎͌́͒̐̂̓̀͟͟ ̡̮̗̜̘͈̞̝̮͔̲̫̤̬̍̋̎̇͗̄ͧ͆ͦ̅ͪ́͒ͮ͐ͧͩ͞F̡̥̭̼̬̟̳̙̃͋̇͂͊͌̽̽̚͞Ȇ̥͔̬̻̘̩̭͗̄ͧ̈́̿͑̔͗̈́ͤ̇͝Ę̵̡̩̥̺͈̺̇͆ͫ̑̀́L̪̭͓̤͙͓̝̯̞͚͚̄̽ͦ̏̒̀̃ͯ̃̀͝ ̵̢͇̘̥̖̖͚̼̱̊̋̿̿̑̀͋̂̍̌̋̔ͮ̉̑ͦ̚͟T̡ͣ̓̽͌̐ͭͨ̎̏̾̈́̓͏̧̣̗̰̭͎H̴̡̛̜̟̲̳̳̫̙͚̠͐̿̈̈̽͊Ḛ̷̷̫̪̳͙̳̮̤̋̒͒͋̍̆͐̄̉ͯ̒̎ ̛̮͍̭̞ͪͧ́̅̀̐̉͜W̦̱̠͇ͧ̓̅͗ͦͨ̇͡A̿ͥ̄̍ͯ̌̆ͨͦͨͩͮ̃̒͂͛͏̶̶̨̝̟͚͎ͅR͚͕̘͙͖̯̹̝̰̫̥̜̯͔̘ͣ̿͂̀ͪ̂̈́͗̇ͯ̏͋ͬͫ̚͘P̸͚̣̙̦̖̖̭̭̭̟̼̼̻̤̖̈́̿̋ͧ͂̃̈́ͬ͘͝ͅͅ ̵ͯͮ̈̾̿̇ͨ̿ͩͥͨ̓ͪ͐̕͏҉̬̣͔̳̺̺̹̖͓̠́O̢̨̤̮͙̣̝͍͚̝̤͍̞̘̗̳̿̒̍͌͒̎͋͋̽̊ͨ͊̐͑͜Vͪͯͥ͋͏̥͇̭̻̬̗̙̩̻̻̩͔̥̗̝́E̜̥͖̤̙̗̹͓͊͐ͩ͛̾̚͢͝͡Ȓ̊̅̾ͬ͐͞҉̡̼̤̗̟͕̗͢͢ͅT̡͕̹͚̮͕̮̮̣̙̭͚̿̔̋ͧ̒ͭ̉̋̑ͩ̅̋ͮ̀͘͜Ąͯͤͦ̌ͦ̄̎̏ͯ͂͌̐̅͋́̚̚̕҉͇̲͙̳͇̞ͅĶ̶̛̟̙̞̦͕͓̬͍̰̮͖͓̓ͯ̑Ị̶̸͚̥̻̐̀̽̾́Ǹ̖͇̱̗͕͙͎͂̀̀̃́̆ͤ͋ͦͫ́́͘Ġ̸͉̜͍̹̦̰͙͂̒̌̍͊ͯ͗ͪ̍̊̆̒͋͟͟ ̷͖̻͓̝̠̱̺̮͇̹͕̝͉̤͓̿͒͗̍ͭͩ͒̓̈̄̆́͠M̷̧̧̻̦̰̖̪͋ͥ̃͌͒̇ͧ͗̃͌ͬ̌̂ͣ͆̈̏̚͞͞E̴͓͉̬̣͐̉ͫͬͪ̈́͂̐̌̎ͪ̌ͦͥͥ̓̉͟͠!̵̛̯̼͉̳̟͉̞̙͎̮̬̞͇̮̞ͨ͋͊ͪ̅ͭ̾̾̂͗ͩ̈́ͩ̚̕̕͟
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>>30009960
It's his version of a parrot.

Apparently the thing feeds on warp and so he couldn't take it out of the maelstrom until he bound a sorcerer's soul into a little box for the thing to feed on.
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>>30009949
So this whole thing is just because the sculptor had to find somewhere to fit the magazine on this specific model?
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>>30009949

Designed to not work just so the guy can hold it in the crux of his arm while he strikes a pose.


SOUNDS LIKE FUCKING HERESY!
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>>30009986
*unbelievable in real life
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>>30009996
OH SHI
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>>30009986
>>30009960
It's implied that that thing is the remnants of his humanity twisted and corrupted into this pathetic form.
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>>30009991
pfffhahaha it's true
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>>30009549
those green bits are cooling coils that little round bit on plasma weapons is the ammo part
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>>30009996
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>>30009996

Oh holy shit.


Houston our sides have reached orbit over.
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>>30009389

It's a shape that repeats itself becoming half as small every time. I'm guessing it implies that the scythe is really really REALLY fucking sharp.
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>>30009949
So the shitty design of the gun is just a symptom of the shitty design of Space Marine pauldrons. Makes sense.

Shitty design begets shitty design.
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>>30009996
Ah tell ya hwat that boy ain't right.
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>>30009622

>implying their blunt weaponry hasn't been taken into account when making their profile
>implying they'd be s3 when using power swords and the like

Even the most basic marine carries a power dagger
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>>30010024
wow that's 3edgy5me, hell i'd wager it's 4edgy6chaos, cause that's some silly ass shit
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>>30009991
I was going to post that explanation but I'm late to the thread.'

A lot of 40k's design retardation is due to the limitations of models being sculpted before computers were being used.
The designs and aesthetic were established when it was all done by hand. Now they have the tech and skill to do better, but they don't want to change the look.
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>>30010024
Oh I get it, he wanted to be a dinosaur when he grew up but instead they made him a Space Marine. That's why he turned to Chaos.
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>>30010023
>>30010051
>>30010089
>>30010107

F̶͎̪̍̐O̷͛̐ͦ͏̷̹̜Oͭ̾̈́͏͇͉L̴̷̳̰͓̤̅S̛̜̻̜̳͗͋̐ͮ͌͘͜ ̶̩̬̺̟̪͇͈ͩ̎ͣ̀ͅY̯͖̱̞͛̽̃͜Ȍ̷̭̈́͛͛̈́̅͐̈́Uͤ̈̒̎ͯ͑ͬͥ͏͇͔͙̦̙͚̞ ̸̼̗̩ͯͭͣ̏̑̓͢S͙̟͓͇̍̎̅ͩ̃ͬ͋Hͯ̈́̉͆̍͏̼̗͓̗̫̫̮̻Ạ̝̬̟̟͕̻̋̈́̌͋ͯͤͭ͘͜͝Ḷ̯͍̺̪̞̩̼͒͌̏ͣ͐Ļ͓͛ͤ͐̒̋̉ ̯̠̘̖̦ͨ̈́́̈́̒ͭW̰̟ͤ̔ͦ̈́̍͌I̷̶̤̬̝̤̻̗͎̝̔Ṱ̡̮̖̺̰̮̽͆̈̿̒͛͜͟N̛͇̱̎̓̀̆͢Ȅ̠̞̺͋ͯ̽ͪS̥̊̄̽̅S͉̱̰̈́ͭ̄͟ ̂̓̿ͬ̋̋͘҉͏̯̮T͈̗́͋ͧ̏͠H̪̖̳͇̹́̇̑̑ͫ͂͘Ė͚͔̯͑̿̏͂ ̳ͯͦ͆̍͋̈ͤͣͮB̢͔̰͚̙̅̇̅͌̽̚Ǐ͒͆͐̆ͥ͊̃͢͏͚͈͚̖̙R̷̞͇̬̱̹͙̜̞͋ͤͭ͞T̷̡͋ͮ͒̋̾̈ͮ҉͎͙̠͕̪̺͖H͓̜͈̫͓͓͋̚͡ͅ ̵̪̹͚͙̱̗ͧͨͮ̇̓̉ͦ́̆Ơ͖͇͍̲̦̳͕̼͐̄ͬF̨̯̅͗̈ͫ͆ ̡͍̬͎̬̻̲͛́̉ͭ͜͝Ţ͓̳̱̙ͤͦ͡H̏͌̄ͭ͌ͦ͏̥̲̻̘̻͈͔̤Ȩ͌ͨ̇ͩ̋ͨͣ̍̎͏̫̙͈̦͕̣͍ ̸̈́ͥ̆͆̎̋̍ͦ̀҉͖̖̳̪Ġ̛͇̬̱̹̘̊̚͠R̝̺̩͑̿̓̿̇͛ͪ͠Ē̛̘̜̪̄̀A̼̰̱͓͚͋ͫͥ̎̌͋͘Ṯ̳̮̪̤̹̗̼̉ͧͤ̿͆̓ͥE̶̸̺̺̜̘̤̼̣̳̗ͫ͒ͮͭͯ͆͆ͣ̃͟S̢͙̙͕͛͑̿̂͗͆ͨT̴̵̹̺̱̭̥̮ͥ͒ͭͧ̈̈̍̿̏͜ ̵̙͎̝̻̣̻̈́̑ͯ̉͗̔̌̚͘W̤͙͇͙̼̣̔͌̒͂̀̎E̷̿͋ͨ̊ͫ̇̍҉͖̲̠̦͘A̛̻͙͔̪͍͖͋ͪ̏P̴̛̰̞̊͋͘O̱̩̪̩͙̭͊̐͗ͬ͛N̷̷̢̼͍̏̒ͩ̉͊́̀̅ ̶̛̤̲͓̤̖͓͆͗̈̔̆̽̓Ţ̗̦̥̘̺ͥͬ͊̅́O̻̻͉̣̽ͯ͊ͪ̀͡ͅ ̬̝͔̱̬͓̺͔̊͛̕E͙̿ͦ͛ͦ̽ͥ͊̚̕͡V͈͚̱̗̣̂ͨ̓͘ͅE͆̏ͭ̑̽͊̽̌́͏͏̥̻R̦͙̹̲͙̋ͭͧͭ̋ͣ ̢̧̻͖͉̥̰̜̎̾Ḛ̸̺̺͍̝̞̪͚̱̋̎̎X̷̟̟̐́ͬͬͬ͡I͔̺͂ͧͦŞ̢̙̙̠̞̱͓̝͍̄͗T̀ͤ̌͛́̂̇ͫ̎͠͏̙̤͈!̸̷̦̓͒ͯ͒͢
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>>30010124
IG have the same strength with power weapons as with CCW.

So do marines and literally everyone else.

Your implications do nothing except imply that you are ignorant
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>>30010132
>Some unfortunate victims retain a semblance of sentience
So blight grenades are alive and aware, or is that just saying that the skull belonged to a sentient creature?
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>>30009949
I would clip off that magazine and glue another on the side.
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>>30010164
I think it is, in fact, saying that some blight grenades are still alive. Because that's extremely grimdark.
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>>30010164
Maybe there's still a living brain stewing inside that skull along with Pappy Nurgle's secret recipe.
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>>30010158
Brother Rem-oh forget it. Brother Issiah, bring the servo-stick and blessed NyQuil. Brother Remus is having a fit on top of the Omnifridge again.
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>>30010164

Nurgle can easily create zombies so why not make living grenades out of your enemies?
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>>30010048
>Chainsaw is powered by blood.
That is....extremely efficient. A+ design there, Mr. Betrayer.
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>>30010132
2spooky4me
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>>30010170
You're smart, anon.
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Obviously this is how the ammunition gets from the magazine to the chamber
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>>30010193
T̢̮̯͖͎͖̯ͤ̿ͤͣ́̊Ḥ̶͉̼͔E͉̟̬͎̜̜̼͐͌͌ ͖͆͐̍̆̚W̙͈̣̺Ỏ̰̠͓̪̰̔͂̅͑R̮̦̠̬͂K͇̄͌ͮ͐̂ͧ͂͘ ͔̰͉̘͈͕̉͋̕O̘̺̞̣͙̙̱̾̍F̯͕͕͔̺̳̎ͭ̉̉ͥ̌ ̹̬̱̬͋̉T̺̥̲̦̍ͪͯH̝̫͈̺̻͆ͮ̏E҉̼ ̢̲͍̮͉̥̋̄͌ͧ͗̽̾D̠̞͆ͫ̐̄̇ͭ̚͟A̳̬ͤͤ̈́̓ͅR͜K͒͏̖̻̰ ̢̣͓̪͍̟̏G̣͓͔̮O̷̞͓̮͖͓͖̺ͣ̅̌̄̽ͬ̚Ḓ͉̦̠̗͉̼̃̄̏ͧ̽̎͘S͓ͅ ̢̠̬̦̳̠̺̻̐ͧ̔̄I̎ͧ͢Š͔͙̯̦̻͙̮̏ ̮̜̻̺̹̳ͭ̏Ň̷̯̦͚̤ͨ̚E̘ͤ̽̌͐AR̼͖͎̞ͬͮͥ̄̕L̹̫̞̋ͮ̾̾Y̯̠͑̈ͪ͐̉͆ ͖͎͙ͤͤͪ͝FͅI̜͕͓͕̠͒̍͒̍̅̊̚N͇͍̣͝I̙̝ͩ̎ͧ͛̈́ͥS̵͚̰̬̹H̱̙̭̣̘͓̔͛ͮEͮ͏̻̯̖̺D̴͕͍̬̭̒ͯͤ̓!̴̫ ͐̽̊ͤ̎̃͐͜S͉̱ͧ͛O͙̅Ő̶̱̰N̥̟͇̥̞̰̋ͅ Y̥̼̠͔͙̑ͯ͌ͥ̓ͬͣO̯͂̈́͛U̜͉͐̆̍ͩ͋͑ ̸̥ͫ̇S̓Ḫ̯̠͇͒A͚͚̦̻͖ͦ͗̑ͯͣ̏ͅL̝͚̗̙̜̎̅̉̒ͮͭͣḼ̮̖̺̦͇͈͋ͫ̿̍ͯ̾͋ ͚̗̯̦͙̅͗S̻͖̘̬̰̍͆̽̒ͦ́̀E̛E̮̜̱̪̖̭̭ͬ̎ ͉̘̫̫̘̼M̱ͭ́Y̵̟͉̦̏̾ ̟̫̪͓̥̲D̯̫̼͎̠̮̝͌͆͌̈́A̒͒̿̾̈̽R̹̱̲̥̬̖͈͋̈̃ͫͯ͠K̤̝̠̒ͭ͆̕ ̪̏̋̀ͮ̔̂̊W̶̥͉ͣ̃O̢̮̰̪̯̪̠̚ͅR͆̀́K̛͕̗̾̀ͪ̍̊!͚̙̘̹͔͌̈͆͐̈́ͯͅ
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>>30010292
That way he has to hack a couple enemies before the chainaxe, and himself, REALLY gets going.
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>>30008887
Late to the thread, but jesus fuck this is some Korobov level shit.
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>>30010314
F̦̰͖̳̜ͧ̓̄ͩU̲̹̘̝͒̏́̇̚Ĉ͛̌̽ͯ͂ͯKͫͣ́.̟̱͖̾̋̐ͪ̋̍ ̟͈̯͔̐͛͡I̢̮̰̪̖͎̭̗̍̓̽ͥ̃͒͂ ̶̿̽̆Ḣ͔̙͈̱͙̜̰̽ͮ͂̚A̝̍ͨ́̓̓̒ͧV̱̥͔̝̊͜ͅE̴̦̭͚͔ͨ̈́ͫ ̃F̹͚͈͚͐̊̚O̖͈̭̘Ṛ̋̅ͯ̈́̂ͩͯG̙͇̝̈́͐̂Ő̢̖̥͔̞̳̮̃͒Tͭ̂̽ͤͣͬ́́TE̦̹̟ͩ͂̊͌N̻̳̱̂ͨͮ͞ͅ ̳̥̮̻̲̼̞̈́̐͐ͮ̓͛͋͟Mͣ̂̄̾̽Y͇͓̦͋̓ͥͪ̇͡ ͕̠͚ͨ̌̋͗͌̕I̫̫̲̥̓̊ͪ̊̈́̈̎M͉̯͍̓ͪ̽̾A̱̫͈̓ͧ͆ͥ̇̒G̻̳̩ͨͨ̂͐ͣE̶̱͖̾͋̃ͭ̄̏ͭ!ͯ̆ͫͦͫ
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>>30010292
it is now, it used to be a regular chainaxe wielded by angron that became chaosy so it already has blood, so he's continuing to fuel while he kills
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>>30010312
The text says that Lucius visited the Dark Eldar city.

Why do they keep letting Slaaneshi followers in their city?
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>>30010330
>>30010314
Yes, that's nice, Brother Remus. Truly all shall tremble before the might of this weapon. Goodnight, Brother Remus, we'll bring you the blessed french toast in the morning, when you are feeling well again.
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>>30010330
uhhh. we might want to call some skitarii.
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>>30010312
Guy who posts all these gearset and weapons slate picture things, I really like you right now.
No homo.
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>>30009595
Nope. It's now canon that the BA operate a quarry on planet Ball.
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>>30010369
because nihilism
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>>30009887
The Theldrite Moons
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>>30010312
>power corset
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>>30010393
>Planet Ball
FINALLY! A place I can call home!
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>>30010386
I like you too, anon.

Very Homo
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>>30010393
Is that where we're having this year's Imperial Space Jam?

>Suddenly, cannot a stop imagining 40k combat being replaced with sprawling, planet-choking basketball tournaments

>Imperial Guard are killed by the dozen, by the hundreds, under the might of Ork DunkBoyz

>Terrible hordes of Slamagaunts and Jamagaunds rend through the defense.
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>>30010217
>chest has built-in radio to talk to Nurgle
I bet Nurgle is like one of those crazy radio pundits that's always complaining about liberals.
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>>30010369
Because it makes them hard and moist
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>>30010463
How much more is there? Of these thingies full of awesome gear.

I... need an Inquisitor?
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>>30010474
>Dunkboyz
>Orks with rocket boots and powerfists plummeting from the sky with Spiky orange B-Ballz
>blasting them through IG tanks with terrible, godless strength
COME-ON AND SLAM, BOYZ!!
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>>30009789
I care. Stupid shit just ruins the setting, and trying to handwave it is even worse.
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>>30009078
It's not an ejection port. It's gubbins. Stuuuuupid 'umie.
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>>30010553
>Hordes of nids wearing Air Jordans and purple basketball shorts, dribbling deftly across the blasted, sundered landscape.
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>>30010463
Where are these from?
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Where are all these gear analysis pics coming from?
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>>30010474
It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor has sat immobile on the Slam Throne of Earth. He is the Master of Slamkind by the will of the gods of basketball, and master of a million courts by the might of his inexhaustible teams. He is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with power from the Jam Age of Technology. He is the Slam Lord of the Imperium for whom a thousand souls are sacrificed every day, so that he may never truly die.

Yet even in his deathless state, the Emperor continues his eternal jamming. Mighty battlefleets cross the daemon-infested miasma of the warp, the only route between distant slams and jams, their way lit by the Astronomislam, the psychic manifestation of the Emperor's skill. Vast teamss give battle in his name on uncounted courts. Greatest amongst his soldiers are the Adeptus Slamtartes, the Space Slamrines, bio-engineered super-slammers. Their comrades in arms are legion: the Imperial Jam and countless planetary defence forces, the ever vigilant Quad City DJ's and the ball-priests of the Adeptus Ballchanicus to name only a few. But for all their multitudes, they are barely enough to hold off the ever-present threat from aliens, heretics, mutants - and worse.

To be a man in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to live in the ballest and most slammin' regime imaginable. These are the tales of those times. Forget the power of technology and science, for so much has been forgotten, never to be re-learned. Forget the promise of progress and understanding, for in the grim dark future there is only slam. There is no peace amongst the stars, only an eternity of slammin' and jammin', and the dribbling of thirsting balls.
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>>30010381
Ughhh my head...


What the fuck is this shit on my worktable?
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>>30010599
>>30010596
BL/GW digital Munitorum and WOTDM fluff series.
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>>30010547
A bunch. Mostly loyalist gear.

Yes, he can watch
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>>30010614
Worry not, Brother Remus. Brother Issiah merely read the schematics upside down. Here, have some French Toast. We even heating up the blessed syrup, cultivated from the elder maples of holy Terra, in the Gravitonwave Oven.
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>>30010645
VULKAN HE'STAN'S GEAR.
I am a happy camper now.
And yesss, I am a sucker for Loyalist gear.

But the Inquisitor might deem it heretical
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>>30010652
Why do I smell grox bacon? The serfs told me that we had none.
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>>30009586
This.
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>>30010645
>Faster, hotter burning flame.
You know you're a loyalist when you burn heretics with propane, I tell yards hwat!
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>>30009584
I've got this Nerf gun, shit feels so satisfying. It's basically akin to a Ruger Super Warhawk, now I just want to get a LMG so I can pull them out during Shadowrun sessions for some live action replays.
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>>30010048
>Blood funnels so that Kharn's blood might flow as freely as his foes'
Those are nipple ports, guys. Kharn lactates blood. Fuck.
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>>30010676
We march for Macragge!

If it's heretical, then why does it feel so good?
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>>30009201
>Flesh-borer
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>>30010792
>the skull is a warning label
>skulls all over everything they make

Suddenly it all makes sense.
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>>30010762
that nerf gun is the SHIT for any sort of futuristic or fictional gun
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> that sword which seduced Fulgrim with its "elegant curves"
> elegant curves
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Does it bother anyone else they charge money for these when they aren't even cool cross-sections like Star Wars ones?
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>>30010826
>the text on purity seals are just warning labels
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>>30010836
Best part is I got it for free since my partner's roommate decided to chuck it out.
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>>30010856
If they wanted to make cross-sections, they'd need to know how a gun actually works. 40k design is not compatible with even rudimentary knowledge of firearms.
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>>30010868

>Purity void if seal removed
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>>30010877
True enough
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>>30010792
Oooo, I actually have the individual picture for the Mantle of The Suzerain, good to have the rest.

I don't want to be a heretic ;_;
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>>30009980
Caseless ammunition. The bolter only throws brass to distract enemies.
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Isn't it cute?
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>>30010848
curved swords
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>>30010796
That's some fucking jedi level shit right there
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>>30010903

Don't fight it, let it happen
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>>30010939
>slurs of whispered half-words

Awwwww. He think's he's people.
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>>30009270
Is that some sort of plasma-fist on the captain there?
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>>30008887
How's this?
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>>30011018
there fixed forever.
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>>30010963
It looks like the description for the psych-key is on the blood key, and the description for the blood key is on the psych-key. Weird.
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>>30011018
you erased the top half of the aquila, heretic.
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40kXAlien crossover confirmed.
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>>30010614
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>>30010170
>CLIP off the magazine
almost got me, /k/
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>>30010963
But the Inquisition and Commissars will execute us
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>>30010614
Slap it onto a powerglaive and we'll be in business!
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>>30011137
>spend countless decades and millions of credits to master craft an artisan masterpiece
>strap it to a pole and use it as a club
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>>30011107
They can not kill our love!
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>>30011137
Post a power glaive and I'll do it
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>>30011159
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>>30010614

That almost works if you imagine the top of the gun (left side of the pic) underslung on a Terminator arm. Non-existent trigger is a bit of an issue mind.

>Wielded exclusively by Grey Knight Paladins, the Remus Pattern Combi-Plasma Bolter is virtually unique in relying upon psykic manipulation to fire. Though this peculiar design has been called into question, most notably during the Purgation of Brilos V, during which the Tyranid Hive Mind caused great peril in the minds of all psykers present, it ensures that the weapon can almost never be utilized by the enemy should a Paladin fall in battle.
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>>30011157
We have to escape the Imperium! To a place where no Inquisitors can question us!
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>>30011202
>We have an even bigger version mounted on the Blessed Jolly-Jumper...That is to say, on the Dead Knight
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THIS JUST IN!
GAMES WORKSHOP HAS NO IDEA HOW FIREARMS FUNCTION!
But first, lets go back to Christo Hammerson with his report on Astropathic Xenophile Predators.
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>>30011255
>"Why don't you take a seat, xeno scum!?"
>SCREEEEEEEEE!! *clatter clatter clatter*
>*KABOOM!*

This program is brought to you by Dr. Nurgle. Made with 23 unique flavors!
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>>30011230
No more running away. No more secrets. Let us confuse our love, and consequences be damned!
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>>30011274
Now it's time for your favorite show!

CLAN RAWCORN!
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>>30011018
Come to think of it why the fuck would the mag-well have a grip on a bullpup
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>>30011298
Confess*

Damnit!
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>>30011298
>Master-crafted
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>>30011303
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>>30011328
It doesn't even need the weird magazine boot if we're going to go that far.
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>>30011181
pure win
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>>30010614
Emperor protect us... It's beautiful...
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>>30011298
>Many are the heroes who have borne this ancient weapon into glorious battle
>None have survived
>This gun does not work, because of course it doesn't work
>Prestor the Unchallenged was a gibbering fool
>We trained him wrong, as a joke.
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>>30011328
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>>30008887
How does that clip even work?
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>>30011298
But these consequences, how long would it be until they arrive? How long would we last? Seconds, minutes?
I must go, I want us to last longer than the stars that once shone on our faces. Wait for me! We will meet again!
>Captcha: Unto Matersta


Peace out brah, thanks for filling muh weapons folder with awesomes.
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>>30011401
>clip
Bracing for impact.
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>>30010226
>Something comes flying into the trenches
>With a soft squish, a skull full of green shit lands next to your foot
>You stare at it uncomprehendingly for a moment, then it speaks
>"ur a faget"
>boom
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>>30008887
Make me think of Vladof spiniguns.
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>>30011427
>Something comes flying into the trenches
>With a soft squish, a skull full of green shit lands next to your foot
>You stare at it uncomprehendingly for a moment, then it speaks
>"Clips."
>boom
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>>30011181
Apologies for the delay, but it is done.
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>>30011393
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>>30011436
Fuck borderlands. All the worst elements of Diablo-style randomized loot without any of the fun gameplay or engaging story to go with it.
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>>30011255

>xenopurger178:
Well
>xenopurger178:
if I would use my 3rd eye and mechadendrites...would be just like copulation
>xenopurger178:
But more heretical
>Decoy
Mite b sanctioned
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>>30011393
>folding stock
>polymers
>somewhat functional sights
Whats next, a rail system? Red Dot Scope? Silencer? A reasonable barrel length? More than a single mag of ammo?
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>>30011456
You're mising the clip for the Plasma Gun in this version. The little nub in the original>>30008887 on the plasma gun is the hydrogen flask that the plasma gun uses to store the hydrogen atoms it fires.
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>>30011452
YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
YOU MAD GENIUS
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>>30011401
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>>30011393

THIS LACK OF RAILS OFFENDS THE OMNISSIAH
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>>30011456
Move magwell forward to rear of the plasma. Slap a holo sight on the top and increase the size of the ejection port(which should be raised up to be in line with the barrel if not slightly above)
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>>30011496
My bad
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>>30011452
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These digital things about wargear and such are some of the best things GW has released recently, coolest part is the sounds.
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>>30011494
In the name of the lord Emperor, you shall show us the source of this image!
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>>30011515
We are a red-dot sight away from exterminatus, my friend.

You know what you must do.
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>>30011501
It's either this or tank low level dungeons, and I like not having to deal with suicidal healers pulling while shopping shit for /tg/
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>>30011524
C:\Users\Porn Stash\Desktop\pic
Yes, my computer is named Porn Stash.
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>>30011515
What happened to the bipod? Something that long with the amount of recoil a bolter and a plasma gun delivers needs a bipod.
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>>30011408
Your welcome, anon and farewell, my love!
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>>30011514
Good point, assuming the rectangle is the ejector port and that button is the mag release
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>>30011555
For a second, I thought that was a voidship, and all I could see was one fucking gargantuan book.
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>>30011549
Do not trifle with me, worm! Tell me what I want to know or I will bring the fury of the Emperor upon you!
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>>30011524
Gunners in afghanland where tired of trying to link belts together in a firefight. So some guys up north(back in 2010 I think) decided to take a pack, line it with plates to hold the ammo, and attatch the feeder sleeve from a CROWS system to it.
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>>30008887
OF WHAT SHIT FUCK IS THIS? SURELY IS WORK OF FAT MAN OF ENGLISH LAND WITH SKIN PALE LIKE ROTTING YAKS TESTICLES AND PUBIC HAIR ON MANY CHIN WHO HAS KNOWN RIFLE AS MUCH AS WOMAN. NO HOURS EXPERIENCE OF EITHER TYPE THAT BEING.

HOW IS CARTRIDGE BOLT SUPPOSED TRANSPORT TO RECEIVER FROM OBESE MAGAZIN LIKE BRITISH BEARD-NECK THROUGH CHASSIS WITH NECK LIKE GIRL FROM SHOW "AMERICAN GUN" ?

ANSWER: IS NOT OF WORK.

>>30009022
I AM BETTING YOU A DESIGN MAN OF TAURUS WORKSHOP TENT BRAZIL.

>>30009126
FORNICATING MAGNETICS, HOW IS OPERATE?

>>30009201
AM SURE PULLED ONE OF THOSE OUT OF FOOT OF COUSIN. SHIT DID NOT WEAR BOOTS ON FARM, CRIED LIKE LITTLE SUKA.

>>30009278
AM ALWAYS ENTERTAIN HOW BELT CARTIDGE WEAPONS SYSTIM CAN FIT INTO SMALL SPACE IN WEAPON OF FAR FUTURE.

>>30009543
I AM OF ASSUME LITTLE BOX ABOVE TRIGGER ASSEMBLY IS CARTRIDGE REMOVAL ORIFICE? THEN WHY IS FORWARD OF MAGAZIN HOLE AND HALF SIZE OF CARTRIDGE DIAMETER?
STILL NO VOLUME FOR PLACEMENT OF BOLT AND RECOIL OPERATION SYSTEMA.

1/ ARBITRARY UNITS OF MEASUREMENT -
SEE PEOPLES LEARNING INSTRUCTOR AFTER INDOCTRINATION SESSION.

>>30011018
ATTEMPT LESS RETARDED THAN ONE OF BEFORE
>>30011022
STOP ENCOURAGEMENT FOR BAD WEAPON
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>>30011574
I'm pretty sure thats cain

I fucking love cain.
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>>30011549
Needs more dakka
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>>30011572
That honestly wouldn't be too out of place in 40k.
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>>30011572
I can believe the Imperium would consume an entire Forest Planet solely in order to produce an ornamental tome larger than an office building.
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>>30011584
Very well. I am pleased. Carry on.
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>>30011574
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>>30011606
If its worth doing, its worth over doing
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>>30011560
You! I like you.
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>>30011595

Best (and possibly only) depiction of Jurgen too.

For some reason they always leave him out of the official propaganda shots.

You will never get to watch the Liberation of Perlia holodrama series Cain's Heroes
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>>30011560
YOU. YOU CAN FUCK SISTER OF MINE I AM SO PLEASED.
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>>30011531
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>>30011637
Best cain book

gspubju free
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>>30011661
This is eventually just going to morph into a SCAR, right?
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>>30011661
Needs more rails.
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>>30011661
Fuck man, all that iconography must weight at least a Kilo or two, weighing down the end of the barrel like that can't be good for accuracy
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>>30011683
The skull is a warning label.
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>>30011683
Muh religious significance though.
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>>30011592
I have no sides pic suitable for you, comrade, but please. Please.

Have mercy on me. I can't... I can't breathw
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>>30011606

>Following the campaign against the tree-dwelling heretics infesting the arboreal world of Silva IV, the Dark Angels discovered the source of the corruption lurking in the heart of the planet's oldest forest. No-one outside of the Chapter knows exactly what dark acts were perpetrated deep in the woodland dells of forest primeval, but when the companies emerged their decree was simple and brutal. The great swathes of ancient forest were felled, along with the recently liberated tree hives where the planet's residents made their homes. Appeals to the Dark Angels for clemency went ignored, and any who attempted to resist were cut down instantly.

The countless trees, and it was said, the corruption itself, was pulped and fashioned into an immense tome over fifty stories high. Onto each page were inscribed litanies of purity, to prevent the evil that lay in every page from escaping. The great Tome now sits atop the Dark Angel voidship Dark Passage, its blessed pages read only by the silent void of space.
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>>30011683

COUNTERBALANCE! FILL THE STOCK WITH BLESSED CERAMITE!
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>>30011555
Isn't the NIght Halo just the Crux Terminatus?
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>>30011674
You know what would be cool?
A mob of chaos cultists/rebel guardsmen with submachine guns, like p90's and mp5's. With fire support with high caliber rifles like 50cals
If I was fighting a Spesshmen, I wouldn't have a club or knife in my hand, I would have both on my gun and so much ammo I can blind fire at him all day.
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>>30011683
Put a bipod on it, it'll be accurate.
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>>30011728
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>>30011713
Neat.
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>>30011683
>>30011679
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>>30011754
You realize you're going to have to make a gif of this right?
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>>30011754
Need more rails.
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>>30011754
...Fuck, it's a SCAR
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>>30011764
and a bipod
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>>30011754
How about a targeting laser on the side so heavy support can zero in on the target?
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>>30011754
add:
bipod
make the scope a flip type and put a coytoe redot
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>It is time.
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>>30011754
That side rail is a little off-kilter.
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>>30011754
needs a larger mag
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>>30011754
AND WHY RED?
What possible environment could Red camouflage you in?
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>>30011754

Brother, the Codex Astartes names this method of weapon design as Tacticus-coolus operatorus callus of dutyus.
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>>30011754

>no trigger for the plasma gun
>carrying around a boltgun with a strapped on active plasma chamber for no reason
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>>30011810
Mars?
No wait... its black/gunmetal grey now.
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>>30011810
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>>30011824
Still need more rails.
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>>30011810

A daemon world of Khorne

The Eldar Reaver Charnel pits of Sangius VII

Any planet where Grey Knights and Sororitas are together
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>>30011824

>no dual sight

plebians
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>>30011824
>No aquilla

But that's heresy
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>>30010369
It seems to me that Bile visited Commorragh and brought the stimm-pack to Lucius as a souvenier. Bile is known to have done intership for a Haemonculus coven at some point.
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>>30011855
>>no dual sight
>
>plebians


i'm telling you make the scope a flip version and add a coyote redot and don't forget the bipod!
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>>30008887
Warp heresy detected
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>>30011907
It says Blie was his fellow pilgrim and student to Commorragh.

It implies that he has been in there and fought in the arenas there.
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>>30011937
Welcome to the thread!
Thank you for pointing out something we have already been talking about for a couple hours.
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>>30011806
I guess with a space marine's superhuman strength there won't be much of a downside to a larger heavier mag
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>>30011928

>forgetting drum mag

What are you? A well round adult?!
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>>30011962
>Runes
WARP HERESY
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>>30011975

Oh, OP.

I hope your work for the Emperor will be archivedus for all of time.
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>>30011975
>Still no bipod edition
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>>30011989
Calm down, librarians are supposed to deal with and use warp stuff (in a sanctioned way). That's like half their job.
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So which of all these assortment of weapons would you guys use?
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>>30012004
Why do you have a boner over bipods?
Space Marines always fire from the hip or through sits, they never lie down and take cover, or hide behind a chest high wall.
Their armored servo powered legs are a giant fucking bipod, with their arms and helmet acting as almost autoaim.
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>>30012005
But runes are sorcery. Sorcery is banned by the Edict of Nikaea, even in the 41st Millennium.
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>>30012027
The one that isn't tech heresy.

>>30008887
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>>30011975
Drum mags don't work when they're at an angle like that. They have to be straight.
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>>30012039

cuz cawd of doody

>Tacticus-coolus operatorus callus of dutyus
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>>30012039
Because it would make it even more over the top.
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>>30012004
The servants of the Ommnisah at Forgeworld Nationale have taken your suggestion under consideration, and have gone ahead with it. Because making design changes to improve useability based on customer suggestions is one of our core principles
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>>30012055
?
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>>30012044

Dark Angels struck me as the types that wouldn't care or would result to some sorcery in order to locate the Fallen.

Grey Knights also make use of sorcery
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>>30009328
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>>30012079

Do we have a tactical flashlight on there in case of helmet failure? The Light of the Emperor must always shine in dark places!
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>>30012079

>Because making design changes to improve useability based on customer suggestions is one of our core principles

Oh, god why do I find that sentence so funny?
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>>30010553
>>30010590

bahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahah
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>>30010614
fuck
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>>30011819
>Implying there isn't a fire selector on the other side
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>>30012044
Edict of Nikaea also banned the use of librarians, and all use of powers among the members of the Astartas.
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>>30010753
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>>30009389
http://youtu.be/jUjh4DE8FZA?t=2m52s
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>>30012094
Have you read the Pandorax novel?
Was really cool when Azreal used his demonic knowledge to get Khan to kill it for him .
It is pretty much confirmed that the Dark Angels have much more knowledge of demons than any other chapter, besides the Grey Knights of course, because they are best at everything they do.
In the HH novels, it talks about how Caliban was like Pandorax, a world meant to keep a demon bound.
Lion kept this dark lore for himself, and never even shared it with the highest in the Inner Circle. It's possible Azreal doesn't even know this.
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Well I gifed the tacticool boltgun
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>>30012456

Magical. simply magical man.

May the emperor bless you.
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>>30009704
dat oh-face.
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>>30012456
Your service to Mankind shall not be forgotten.
Long will tales of your victories be retold in the halls of Forcuterex,
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>>30011560
>using plasma has grip

Nope.
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>>30012456

>putting a grip right next to the plasma vents

Enjoy your toasted fingers, mate!
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>>30008887
Just a wee note: it was always bothering me that, considering overwhelming amount of enemies the space marines have to face, they have quite little ammo supplies. i mean, how many of that powerfull slugs are in a magazine? 10 maybe? And lets say that every marine carries 10 ot them which isnt exactly depicted on their models, or in the art. It's still almost nothing.
I know it's 40k so there's a little sense, but it was bugging me.
IG at least could charge their flashlights in a campfire.
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>>30013452
>>30012607
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>>30013744

This ride never ends.
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>>30013776
ENGINSEER EUGINIUS STONERICUS'S WILD RIDE NEVER ENDS
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>>30013862

BUT, ENGINERUM ANONUS, WHAT DOES THE MACHINE SPIRIT SAY?
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>>30013744
so the plasmas main function is to discard the bipod to make it lighter?
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>>30013884

D-do you work for the pentagon?

You must, only someone from the pentagon or DARPA could think that up.
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This whole thing up as a pdf or something?
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>>30011937
hahahahahahahaha! Did you want to get the circles absolutely perfect?


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