>>30092546
ask guidance from beautiful waifu.

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>>30092546
Regain place as glorious nation of the world

>>30092546
Fap furiously to Western Women

>>30092546

Can into space?

>>30092546
>Triples or higher overrule majority decision.
dropped

Why can't more quests be like this, instead of shitty "mai loli waifu" shit?

>>30092546
Exit Room, talk to aide for coffee ASAP.

>>30092546
Check out that door. Wonder if sempai will notice you.

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>>30092568
Ah yes, your beautiful WAIFU back in Japan.
It's been a wonderful five years of MARRIAGE so far. You thought about her a lot on the FLIGHT OVER.
What shall I do, my dearest?
Regain place as glorious nation of the world, she says.
Yes, dearest, I shall try.

>>30092617
You are way too SLEEP DEPRIVED to focus on a deviant fetish like that for too long.

>>30092893
Go find coffee. Consume coffee.

>>30092893
Git dat coffee yo

>>30092893
Caffeine muh nigga, snort dem coffee grinds right off a hello kitty doll's abdomen.

Set fire to the U.N. BUILDING. Blame the fire on NORTH KOREA. Unite the COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD by giving them a COMMON ENEMY.

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>>30092822
>>30092977
>>30093025
>>30093033
You decide to be a GO GETTER and find your OWN DAMN COFFEE. You step out into the HALLWAY.
There's a single DOOR to the left, a PIECE OF PAPER IN A PLASTIC THING next to it, and a SIGN THAT LOOKS SUSPICIOUSLY OF A STAIRCASE.

>>30093104
Look closely at the piece of paper.

>>30093044
This. That North Korean diplomat has cut you in line at the cafeteria for the LAST TIME

>>30093104
Make Origami out of the paper

>>30093104
Go into the door.

>>30093044
I second this movement.

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>>30093134
It appears to be a FLOOR PLAN to the FIRST FLOOR OF THE BUILDING, probably used IN CASE OF A FIRE.
>>30093195
Oh yeah, real nice. Just because you're Japanese you automatically know origami? How lacist of you to say.
>>30093226
>>30093173
>>30093044
You do hate those KOREAN BASTARDS for the things they do. You make a MENTAL NOTE to FUCK THEM OVER somehow during the ASSEMBLY.

>>30093266
Put it the pocket and go get coffee.

>>30093266
Lets go check out the women's bathroom.
...For coffee.

>>30093266
Coffee first. Get the coffee.

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>>30093329
>>30093330
You slide the FIRE MAP in your INSIDE LEFT POCKET. I mean, it's not like there will be a fire anytime soon.
You decide that the best place to find COFFEE at is in the WOMEN'S RESTROOM.
You try and stay OUT OF SIGHT just in case a LADY appears.
Oh..? What's this? You can see the SHADOW of someone in that STALL.
This could be a BAD THING.

>>30093450
Slide our flip camera phone under the door and snap a picture.
Then flee.

>>30093450
Obviously that shadow is the coffee machine. Which we need to take a picture of.

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>>30093466
>>30093528
Because somehow sneakily taking a picture counts as Combat.

>>30093569
Is that good?

>>30093569
Into space

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>>30093603
Why yes, d4 in Combat, rolled a 4, it is good.

>>30093569
You pull out your FLIP PHONE that you borrowed from your DAUGHTER, and SNAP A PICTURE in the stealthiest way possible.
Goddamn, you're one bad ambassador.

>>30093719
They should call you the AmBADASSator.

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>>30093719
You're feeling pretty good about yourself. You should totally send in that picture to this year's "Best Taken Panty Shots of Nippon" contest. You would SOOO win FIRST PRIZE.
You hope they pay you in COFFEE.
>>30093754
Yeah, right? You're the goddamn best.

>>30093719
i have a feeling we just took a picture of our daughter peeing...
well we can never have enough of those.

anyways onwards to coffee adventure!

>>30093797
Well where are we going?
Wanna pull out the ol' MAP?

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>>30093831
Shit forgot picture

>>30093850
>>30093831
Lets go towards the main conference room, that seems like a place for coffee machines.

>>30093850
We need Coffee and baring that, to find North Korea and plot revenge

>>30093784
>drinking foreign-made coffee
>not exclusively drinking grorious true nippon tea

>>30093850
We need to spill coffee on that asshole North Korea. Maybe South Korea too. Vietnam and China too, fuck them.

Maybe not China, he's scary.

>>30093860
supporting
>>30093870
those foreign airport security got their hands on it, filthy peasants must be adding cream to it now.

>>30093885
Well, who would actually go to war with SK besides us? Everybody would attack NK though, so he is an easier target.

>>30093860
>>30093868
>>30093906
Well, you just came from the MAIN CONFERENCE ROOM, but you guess you could go back there. Probably won't find m-
Oh shit, there's the COFFEE MAKER! And conveniently, all the INGREDIENTS needed to make COFFEE!
What a score!
>>30093870
Right now, your superior tea is miles away, and you need to just be awake.
>>30093885
>>30093868
You do hate those FUCKING CHINKS AND GOOKS with a passion, but let's not be too hasty. You don't want the world to be too irradiated before you can LEAD NIPPON TO VICTORY AGAINST THE LESSER ASIAN PEOPLES.

Should we make COFFEE?

>>30093944
Team up with South Korea against dem Norks.

>>30094005
Make coffee and view the lewd photo we have just taken.

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>>30094005
I KEEP FORGETTING THE FUCKING PICTURES AGH.

Also, you curse the lack of CHAIRS in the ROOM. Part of the CONFLICT that dissolved the UNITED NATIONS involved a prolonged, bloody couchfort battle, and all the CHAIRS in the ROOM must've been USED in that.

>>30094022
USE INGREDIENTS on COFFEE MAKER
USE COFFEE MAKER

>>30094022
WONDER IF WIFE WOULD ALLOW MULTI-RACE HAREM.

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>>30094019
>>30094022
BECAUSE WE NEED TO BE SMART ENOUGH TO MAKE COFFEE

>>30094068
YUS!

>>30094068
not bad coffee ball-san.

>>30094068
Make sure to view the photo with your back against the wall.

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>>30094068
You feel pretty good about yourself!
Despite your WOEFULLY LOW INTELLIGENCE SCORE, you managed to figure out the basic mechanics of a COFFE MAKER.
Several mugs later, you're WIDE AWAKE and ready for DIPLOMACY!
>>30094064
Your WAIFU hates everyone, including the Japanese, so probably not.
>>30094019
>>30094132
In honor of your recent VICTORY, you decide to look at the LEWD PHOTOGRAPH you took.

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>>30094200
*siiiiiiip*

>Japan ball
>low INT
what

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>>30094328
*PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

>>30094421
was the coffee to hot ball-san?

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>>30094421
IS...IS THAT...THE POLISH AMBASSADOR?

>>30094471
SO. BLACKMAIL TIME.

>>30094471
The Polish ambassador is a woman? Do you think we have a chance?

>>30094471
oh god ramen calm

>>30094471
why is he on the woman's bathroom!?

>>30094471
Consider masturbating

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>>30094471
YOU are a YOUNG POLISH AMBASSADOR.

...And it appears you have fallen asleep on the toilet. In the wrong bathroom.


...Uhhh
What do...?

>>30094613

>Speech: KURWA
>Action: KURWA

>>30094613
Make sure the bathroom is empty and GET THE FUCK OUTTA THERE

>>30094613
Go check the fire escape plan. We need to cover all our bases after all.

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>>30094631

>>30094631
seems about right

>>30094613
>proceed to KURWA

also why is this the greatest idea for quests ever?

>>30094613
Zdobądź pierogi.

>>30094665
The rolls.

THE ROLLS.

>>30094665

POLAND STRONK INITIATE ULTRAKURWA

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>>30094665
YEAH


...Oh shit you're in the woman's bathroom.

>>30094720
we must REACH KURWA OMEGA
ONLY WITH KURWA OMEGA CAN WE FINALLY DO WHAT WE MOST DREAMED
WE CAN INTO SPACE!

>>30094730
Fuck it, we're the polish ambassador, who else will be able to read it?

Now let's stroll on out of here and get something to drink.

>>30094730

Call Lithuania on your cellphone; he's always got your back!

>>30094730
Well that was EMBARRASSING and SLIGHTLY SUSPECT, but at least you're out of the WOMAN'S BATHROOM now.
You have like, 30 minutes to kill before the FIRST ASSEMBLY.
What should you do?
>>30094765
We could do that, but you think the LITHUANIAN AMBASSADOR might be somewhere TROPICAL AND FUN TO BE. He might not want to talk to you. But hey, who knows?

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>>30094827
I KEEP FORGETTING THE FUCKING PICTURES JESUS CHRIST

>>30094827
Call our space program to see if they exist
then cry
cry alot

>>30094827
Call Lithuania

>>30094835
>>30094827

Invoke the Commonwealth if he doesn't want to talk. Also, check inventory. Make sure we didn't lose our precious plunger. Lose that, and the entire Polish economy could collapse!

>>30094827
Try to find a map of the place.

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>>30094842
Yeah, you figure why the hell not?
You ring up the LITHUANIAN AMBASSADOR on your ALMOST PREHISTORIC NOKIA.
What do you say to him?

>>30094827
Call Indonesia, tell him you have superior flag

>>30094904
Ask for tactical support. Our situation is dire.

>>30094904

>SIEMA PL?

>>30094904
ODDAWAJ WILNO KURWO

>>30094904
Activate "IT"

>>30094827
brood over deep grudge with russia

>>30094904
threaten to drop all the nokia's unto their land if they won't surrender.

>>30094904
begin plotting against Russia with Lithuanian ambassador

>>30094904
KURWA

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>>30094913
>>30094920
He says he can't really talk right now because he's in a WEIRD SITUATION, but his ADVICE is to NOT TRUST THE JEW WHO'S MEDIATING THE ASSEMBLY.
Israel is not to be trusted, he says.
He then tells you that RUSSIA sucks MAJOR DICK and hangs up.

>>30094988
Let's call Japan's daughter then.Might be fun

>>30094988
We must find Russia and ask him to suck our dick then.

>>30094988
get some coffee i guess.

>>30094988
We must take pictures of Russia sucking major dick. Then he will give us money.

>>30094988
YES, we know what to do! We must KILL THE JEW and then BLAME IT ON GERMANY AND RUSSIA! These assholes had it coming. And everybody will believe you because the germans ARE NAZI and the Russians... are fucking Russians.

ONWARD to find the ISRAELI REP!

>>30094988
Enter break room, steal canadas Kraft dinner, pizza pops, and canned italian chef.
We must learn their secrets

>>30095010
>coffee
I think you meant to say Inka

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>>30095018
>>30095006
Yeah, RUSSIA is a HUGE PIECE OF SHIT.
Why the hell shouldn't you be pissed?
Alright, we'll make a MENTAL NOTE to FUCK RUSSIA OVER during the ASSEMBLY.
But that still leaves the issue of WHAT TO DO UNTIL THEN.

>>30095066
Look for toilets to unclog

>>30095066
Pull out the weapon you hid in your pants.

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>>30095066
Not find oil.

>>30095066
steal britains tophat
proceed to rule the waves, cause obviously its where he stores his power.

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>>30095066
Let's call America, maybe he's down to help and you could certainly be persuaded for everything to be spent on his fat sacks of cash.

>>30095130
and then we should proceed to talk about how russia and north korea are witholding our FREEDOMS from us.

>>30095086

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>>30095086
You pull out your ANTIQUE KARABELA.
It's fine steel is cold and harsh in your semi-existent hands. How you managed to fit this into your PANTS, you have no idea.
Also you don't know how to use it very well, I mean you are a DIPLOMAT and not really BRED FOR COMBAT.

>>30095193
Alright, well it's pretty late here and I really need to get to bed, so I'm going to go for now.
Keep an eye out for POLANDBALLQUEST PART II, and maybe I'll learn to draw more quickly and less shittily.
Later, thread.

>>30095193
Spar with zimbabwe-ball

>>30095215
Good night.

>>30095193
Find a goat to sacrifice to Russia

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>>30095193

SUMMON POWERS OF WINGED HUSSAR OF OLD!

Maybe then we can into space

>>30095193
We obviously need to find something to drink.
Find water bottle, or juice or anything.
Pour vodka inside.
We make diplomacy at higher levels.

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We should release some happy pee.

>>30092546

>POLANDBALLQUES T

wut is title mean?

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Guys Poland has the white on top and red on bottom that ball on these images should be Monaco

>>30102193
oh no we dun guffed :DDDDD

>>30102193
That's how Polandball comics show Poland though, just like Kaziksthan being a brick and Israel being a cube.

>>30102193

It's intentionally like that. One of the most common jokes in Polandball is him always getting mixed up with Monaco.