You are Reinhold, master swordsman and victor of the Royal Swordsmanship Tournament. The King was so impressed with your skill, he personally requested that you be transferred out of the army and into the Royal Guard! Not bad for an orphan who was raised in a brothel in a poor fishing village.The only issue at this point is your assignment... you've been charged to be the personal guard of the King's only daughter Marianne. While she is the vision of loveliness that you'd expect from a Princess, her personality is... well... she seems to have some issues.Well, all of the bad news has been delivered... here's hoping that the rest of the day will be less awful!>Congratulations, you are once again an unruly WOLF!>Wolves are cool and powerful... and also rather dangerous.>The Princess considers you to be her friend!>But while wolves are really cool, they still don't count as people.Thread archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Princess+Guard+QuestCharacter list + descriptions (in progress):http://pastebin.com/1Vhj4DJvList and descriptions of the spells shown thus far:http://pastebin.com/2c9y2sDMTwitter:https://twitter.com/QM_ArchelonQuest compilation that's kindly maintained by a person who isn't me:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/n4nhs9gd0kmnnni/04tpEy5_pe>>>>>>>>
"God damn it, Reinhold..." Nicolette mumbles to herself as she follows Sylvie's blood trail down the hallways of the castle.Getting barged in on like that nearly gave her a heartattack, especially considering that she was in the process of unhooking Melanie's......she was SO CLOSE, damn it!Chalk it up to the elation that she felt in learning that her crush wasn't one-sided after all or maybe her surprise at the way that Melanie just kind of jumped on her, but Nicolette had completely lost sight of anything around her while they-Oh yeah, if Reinhold hadn't been the one to walk in on them, then her father most definitely would have. And knowing that jerkass, he'd probably pick the absolute most embarrassing moment to show up and then lord it over her for the rest of her life.So -maybe- she shouldn't beat the hell out of Reinhold for that.Maybe.>[1/?]
>>30115169But now's not the time to dwell on her own (admittedly minor) issues, Sylvie's the one who she needs to be worrying about. She really liked Reinhold, too... and not like the crush-level of feelings that Nicolette holds for him, either.Better find her before she uses one of her father's spells on someone's face."Hey, you got a minute?" Nicolette asks a guard who's... dusting? That's odd."What is it?" the guard replies."Have you seen a girl pass by here... she's got brown hair and glasses an-""Training hall," he says, cutting her off mid-sentence. "That chick looked PISSED, too...""Thanks!"Waving goodbye to the helpful guard, Nicolette races down the nearest stairwell and runs as fast as she can towards the training hall......and is met with a large crowd of off-duty guards who are running in the opposite direction, muttering something about a crazy girl breaking everything.Yup, that's probably Sylvie.>[2/?]
>>30115177Weaving through the crowd, it's not long before Nicolette finally makes it to her goal, and there she sees her best friend.With tears streaming down her face.In the middle of a room that's filled with craters and the remains of what she assumes were training dummies."RRAAAAAH!!" Sylvie shouts as she kicks the last of the training dummies into splinters. "That STUPID-""Sylvie!" Nicolette calls out. "C'mon, you need to calm down!""Wha...?"As Sylvie turns to face her best friend, her expression softens ever so slightly."Nicolette?" Sylvie gasps. "Wh- what are you doing here?""Looking for you," Nicolette replies, taking a few moments to catch her breath."...why'd you even bother, wouldn't you rather be celebrating your new relationship or something?""Because you're my beat friend, dumbass!" Nicolette shouts as she runs up to Sylvie and takes her by her hand... and then she sees that it's completely raw and bloody.>[3/?]
>>30115197>mfw Realizing sylvie is now the third wheel to everyone>mfw Ihave no face
>>30115197"...shit, you're all bloody!" Nicolette gasps."Who cares," Sylvie mumbles. "If I concentrate on this, then I'll be able to ignore-""God damn it, just calm down for a minute!" she shouts.Sylvie stands in place, shocked by Nicolette's outburst... but then the same anger as before starts to flare up again. "And what do YOU care!? -I'm- the idiot who got played like a fool while that stupid bitch swooped in and... and..."And then she falls to her knees and starts bawling."You're my best friend... and you might as well be my sister, dammit." Nicolette says softly as she kneels down and pulls Sylvie into an embrace. "I'm the one who relies on you, you know? I'm the hot-headed dumbass and you're the smart one.""It... it's just not- I mean, why would he-" Sylvie tries to speak, choking back tears. "It's because she's prettier than me, right? Because I'm boring?">[4/?]
>These feels>Damn these feels.
>>30115314>[5/5]Taking a deep breath, Nicolette helps the distraught girl back to her feet."You're plenty cute, don't let anyone tell you otherwise," Nicolette says, pulling out a handkerchief and giving it to her. "And you're not boring...""Then why'd he pick HER then!?" Sylvie shouts. "I wouldn't have cared so much if he'd fallen for you or Marianne or anyone else, but he picks the stupid bitch who singled me out and threw me off and-"Before she can say anything else, Nicolette simply shakes her head and holds Sylvie tightly."C'mon, just let it all out," Nicolette says. "I know it hurts, but it's not the end of the world... just let it all out and let's try to get things back to normal, okay?"And so, Sylvie does just what Nicolette said, hugging her best friend as tightly as she can (painfully so) as she cries and cries...
>>30115314>yes, on both countsI'm an aweful person, but da troof is da troof.
>>30115333>>30115249Well, apparently you guys wanted this so suck it up and quit bitching.Personally, I hope she never forgives Reinhold for lying through his backteeth to her. I didn't like Sylvie much already, but if she lets this slide she'll officially be a doormat unworthy of any respect.
>>30115333>Those feels because you've been in sylvie's shoes before. >>30115355I usually just read the archives. I'm a Marianne person, but I think what we did was utter shit.
>>30115355Backteeth?
>>30115314>"It... it's just not- I mean, why would he-" Sylvie tries to speak, choking back tears. "It's because she's prettier than me, right? Because I'm boring?"It's because he's unaware that he is actually being piloted by a collective of irregularly rotating consciousnesses with disparate opinions.Don't hold it against him. Or do. Or go Deadpool-meets-The-Truman-Show and launch a campaign against Archelon directly.
>>30115378Molars, I guess?What is the origin of the phrase 'lying through your teeth' anyway? Surely all lies would be through the teeth? Unless you speak without moving your jaw, but why would that be attributed to lying?
>>30115376I'm a Marianne person myself and I think this whole turnabout is nonsensical bullshit, but we're stuck here, so might as well enjoy seeing the aftermath of the Lucifags getting what they deserve.Now the only question is whether or not Sylvie'll actually TELL Nico about how Reinhold strung her along and lied to her face.
>>30115333sylvie dakimura when?
>>30115381So Sylvie goes and finds a Sealed King and people wonder why she's talking to herself in yellow background text bubbles as she plots her revenge on Luciana?
>>30115402Lying to someone's face instead of through an intermediary or in writing, generally also while smiling.
>>30115410see >>30115314its too late my friend. Now the only fate we have left is our inevitable death at the hands of Sir Vincent.
>>30115423Which is what Reinhold did when he smiled and told her he wasn't ready for a relationship, and that he didn't like being pressured and when Sylvie was being pushy. ..and then went with the pushiest girl of them all. Hence, lying through his backteeth.
>>30115442Yeah, I figured it would be too much to ask for Reinhold to get called out on his bullshit. Gotta make sure everyone thinks he's faultless in this and that 'love just happens' after all, so we can't have Nico knowing about how big of a shit he's been.
>>30115445Not lying, just having vastly different opinions during different times because he's not a real person...he's a collection of scarred minds, barely held together by dark forces. So an eldritch abomination
>>30115464I'm waiting for BAD END still, so archelon can explain why leading on girls, especially girls who can fight on our level (with fathers that can kill us ten times till Sunday) is a bad idea.
>>30115445Part of how pushy Luci is is also her being pretty open with her feelings and extremely communicative. Given the Reinman's mental state, that is more appealing/likely to not end terribly than Sylvie's constant beating around the bush and unwillingness to be direct about her desires.Open communication is key, especially with someone who has psychological scars.
>>30115471Nah, see, apparently we're going with the whole 'Even if Reinhold's decisions are purely influenced by greedy and self-centered anons, we're gonna make up reasons for Reinhold to IC'ly have always felt this way' excuse. In other words, Reinhold always liked Luci, "he just didn't realize it!" Which means he's a lying shit.
You have a girlfriend now and your best friend's accidental love confession seems to have went well but... you feel kind of shitty.In fact, you feel REALLY shitty.Sylvie is (was?) your friend too, and seeing her break down like that just left you with a sick feeling in your stomach. While you'd still like to be friends like you had been, that may not be possible now.And even if she decides to forgive you, there's still the issue of Luciana, and you're fairly certain that things between those two won't be good any time soon... if ever.With a tired sigh, you walk over into the corner like you said that you were doing to do and just lean back....[1/2]
>>30115471If we were a sealed king with faggotface does that make Reinhold a sealed king himself?
>>30115495That said, he still should have been straight up with Sylvie and told her he wasn't interested instead of that 'muh trauma im not ready' bullshit
>>30115511Luciana's more cynical and desperate.She lept on Reinhold both out of attraction and opportunism, played by her own interpretation of the rules, and then won him by a more or less unrelated event. Ergo, she probably thinks she was destined to win all along. Still, she appears as the bad girl of the story, something that she must be used to.Results: She feels bad for Sylvie, but she wouldn't back off if she had to do it all over again. All in all, she found a possible future husband on fair terms, and, apparently, genuine affection, at the cost of making another girl ressent her for, essentially, being successful where she was not.TL;DR: They're fucking teenagers, you can understand why they'd fuck up in-universe.Stupid formatting.
>>30115495holy shit you articulated what I have been trying to put my finger on for a while
>>30115524Sylvie's the shy nerd with her first crush.From her point of view, both Reinhold and Luciana were dishonest with her. Reinhold chose to give himself the most margin possible when he already friendzoned her, Luciana refused to play by the rules, and Reinhold rewarded her for disregarding his apparent demands.Results: She's angry, and mostly at herself for falling in a "nice girl finishes last" situation.Reinhold's the pretty boy with, among other things, self-esteem issues.From his point of view, he had no reason to expect girls to fall all over him all at the same time. He tried to ignore it to give himself the time to sort his feelings out, and then gave an honest but uncomplete answer when confronted about it - that he doubted he could have an healthy relationship. The following days, the pressure to choose increased exponentially, and he had to take a leap of faith based on confused feelings suddenly made clearer by specific events, at the cost of hurting one of his friends.Results: He feels like the victim of circumstances he had little control over, but at the same time can't shake the guilt of having been unable to do anything. Frustration and self-loathing. Sounds familiar? Bonus: He made a girl he cares about angry at him.There.
>Reinhold should stop leading on all these girls>Reinhold picks a girl>What the fuck, Reinhold, why did you pick a girl!?
>>30115559>>30115524thank you, I was trying to articulate this and couldn't word it right. Your post just saved me a lot of work.
The best ship is friendship.
>>30115471
This is what Reinhold "wallowing in self-pity" would be like if he was an actual whiny 17 y.o.
>>30115568Nobody's pissed that he picked a girl. They're pissed that he picked a girl immediately a day after bullshitting another girl about not being ready, and doing so entirely with the players under the duress of 'omg someone else will have her' (regardless of whether others might try to insist that it 'made perfect IC sense').
>>30115423Pretty sure the first half is closer to how it was derived etymologically, but the latter is the common interpretation.>>30115464>>30115496On this line of discussion, at least, since there's no way of accurately and directly attributing our choices made because of out-of-character preferences to Reinhold as an entity, we have to look for things that could potentially justify it in-character as being his reasoning.So we can either (at least somewhat truthfully) say that Reinhold had no previous model for romantic love (and a lot of really bad ones) to look at to compare his feelings against, and thus was unable to put his feelings into context until he happened to run into an unexpecting catalyzing incident, or we can say that retroactively, IC, Reinhold was lying at the time when he said he wasn't emotionally ready to pursue a relationship.And even if the former seems narratively unfulfilling to you, it's still way more reasonable than doing the latter.>>30115508The issue with this is that the OOC decisionmakers behind Reinhold at the time wouldn't have backed this as being a viable choice. Even if in retrospect it would've been the right thing to say given our later decisions, it doesn't mean it was actually doable at the time.
>>30115610that boat has long ago sailed.only death and tears remain now.
>>30115613This is...a surprisingly accurate picture.
>>30115626>under the duress of 'omg someone else will have her'Except we got that shit sorted out before we went back to her room with her. And remember, we had ample opportunities to not get into a relationship with her, but /tg/ dove right on in.Shit, I'm a Mariefag, but even I think all this buttdevastation is pathetic.
>>30115613What does the skull on the right stand for?
>>30115620>at any moment my crazy future father-in-law could end the whole thing and marry her off to the first asshole to present him some magic trinketBased Celestino if this happens.
>>30115501>[2/2]Luciana looks upset, and Marianne seems -slightly- more annoyed than she usually does... Melanie's the only one in the room right now who -isn't- in a crappy mood from as far as you can tell.And now it looks like this is finally starting to get to her, seeing as how she's about to say something to (hopefully) break through the unpleasant atmosphere."Umm..." Melanie mumbles as she starts to blush."Hm? What, is something the matter?" Marianne asks, turning to her bespectacled friend."I'd have liked to tell everyone during a more, umm... pleasant time, but I guess things aren't going to get any better," she sighs."Tell us what?" Luciana asks."M... Nicolette and I are, umm... we're kind of together now?"Luciana simply looks at the maid with an expression of slight surprise, but Marianne... her mouth is agape."Wha- You mean that you and Nicolette are-" the blonde princess stammers, her usual poise having been completely shattered. "You're like how Luciana and-""Ummm... yes," Melanie says, nodding."I'd known that Nicolette was interested in girls, but I didn't know that she liked you, Melanie," Luciana giggles."Oh... oh my..." Marianne mutters.>anything to say?
>>30115691the final anthropic principle
>>30115680>Except we got that shit sorted out before we went back to her room with her.The duress wasn't that Monique would have her. The duress was the fact that ANYONE could have her if Celestino felt it would be advantageous to him. It's the fact that even if the Monique bullet was dodged, unless the deal was sealed some other guy with a magic sword was gonna get picked to be partnered up with her based purely on politics. That's where I'm saying the duress came from. Celestino pulling that stunt basically opened a buncha anons eyes to the fact that their time with Luci was limited to how fast Celestino could find someone to push her into marriage with.
>>30115559Now that I can read it easily, those are some excellent points anon. Thank you for sharing
>>30115727Actually, the fact that this comes as a complete surprise to Marianne is kind of interesting, given that Melanie was basically her closest confidant.Was their relationship really that one-sided that Melanie never brought up HER feelings (that apparently she also had for some amount of time prior) on the matter, or did she just deem it un-maidly of her to burden Marianne with it?
>>30115727No, we've said enough for today.
>Reinhold always loved Luci he just didn't realize until he was almost NTR'dplease kill me and spare me this horrible story telling. I wish I was not emotionally invested at this point, I have spent to many hours reading and participating just to give it up.Kill Me
>>30115727"congrats again.still, i wonder how long you two have been liking eachother without doing anything for it"
>>30115727"I'm very happy for you both, by the way. Didn't get a chance to say that in all the confusion."
>>30115727We ain't saying shit.
>>30115727congratulate Melanie, make no comment about barging in on them.
>>30115727>"Oh... oh my..." Marianne mutters.Let the Takei flow through you!
>>30115727>"Nicolette got some luck you shared her feelings. I was worried she'd never have the courage to ask you out at this rate. Anyway, congrats.">>30115774Melanie is very secretive. Why do you think Arnaud made her a spy?
>>30115727"I hope you're happy together, congratulations. I was wondering how long it'd take for one of you to work up enough courage to ask the other out."
>>30115727"Melanie, be careful of Gregory. He's like Gerhart but like... materializes at really awkward times."
>reinhold picks Sylvie>cockblocks Guillaume>reinhold picks Marianne>cockblocks Emilio>reinhold picks Nico>cockblocks Meido>reinhold picks Luci>cockblocks MoniqueI just realized all routes lead to cockblock
>>30115845Except for Rana.
>>30115845you forgot the King and hes single
>>30115778ain't love at this point, love takes a great deal of work and time. What we got here is an attraction stronger than just lust and a shot at companionship, thems just the buildin' blocks of love.
>>30115774Or maybe Melanie comes from "girls don't like girls that's SATAN talk. Fifty lashes!"
>>30115727I like this >>30115833Might as well help anchor Mel and Nico's relationship by warning them about impending parental interest.
>>30115727Let's not
>>30115845>reinhold picks Luci>cockblocks Moniquenah, not reallycockblocking implies Monique would be actually interested in Luci, and not just in the advantages he'd get from the marriage
>>30115856And that is why she is best girl
>>30115856Reya. You know it to be true.
>>30115776>>30115792I'm for saying nothin too.
>>30115727"We have that one good news at least. Even though she just blurted it out, i am glad nico told you instead of waiting for some perfect moment or something."
>>30115845>picks Meido>doubly cockblocks Nico>also possibly Monique
>>30115856>implying Rana actually wants the D>implying Rana isn't just baiting us on>implying we won't cockblock ourselves
>>30115845>No Tina on that listSon.
>>30115778truthfully I'm in the same boat as you Anon but i stopped participating several threads ago, now I'm just waiting for this to reach its unfulfilling conclusion so i can go back to sleeping at night
>writing
>>30115381I vote for this
>>30115845What about super secret Fluffy tail route?
>>30115727>>30115833This is a good thing to bring up, and something Marianne probably has a bit of experience with, which might help snap her out of her stupor.Also pro-congratulations, even if they're a bit belated.
>>30115906>picks tina>cockblocks himself because she's a bracelet
>>30115845also Takamura but I guess then we are cockblocking his waifu Unless she joins in
>>30115833I also like this.
>>30115833mentioning this is a good idea.
>>30115873I have to question what Monique would actually do in that scenario. Honour demands he accept, and it certainly comes with a lot of perks, but I get the feeling he would at least have the decency to respect Luciana's feelings and the fact that she utterly loathes him. It'd basically be a greencard marriage, I think.
>>30115950How old is Taka's daughter again?
>>30115856Nuuuuuuu Onee-chan is mine!>poutingotouto.jpg>mfw can't post images from this device ;_;
>>30115964Got you covered homie
>>30115956Well, according to his sword, Monique likes asian girls, so it's hard to say really just what he'd do.
>>30115956He would accept, and then cry internally about being married to some dirty, big-chested, gaijin woman
If Grego's everywhere, where was he when Millien went after the peaches?If Arnaud can hear everything in the castle, why didn't he say anything about it to the King?
>>30116027Whoops didn't clear the name field. Adds
>>30115778Honestly? I hope this relationship develops so that Reinhold realizes he's jumped into a relationship a bit too suddenly, reveals some irreconcilable issues in said relationship, and they both decide to renege on it later
>>30116028It's a conspiracyThey're all in on itThe only solution is to murder everyone, Reinhold.
>>30115994Much appreciated, but isn't that a grill?
>>30116043I hope Reinhold and Luci stay together and have a happy relationship
>>30116028Gregory isn't everywhere, he's just sneaky.Arnaud can sense the presence of people, but I don't think he can gather that much detail at a distance, and Milien was not an intruder so his presence wasn't surprising.
>>30115962She's probably somewhere around Luciana's age, though maybe a bit older, given what we've heard.(Takamaru reminiscing about cheering her up when she was Elena's age, saying that he sends his pay back to "them" (both his wife and daughter, as opposed to just his wife), meaning she's not at an age where she's left home yet, explaining to us that one of her favorite pastimes was clothes shopping, plus how protective he is of Luciana.)
>>30116043>>30116070I hope their relationship has some speedbumps, but they both realise that people are inherently different and they find ways to compromise and reconcile their differences, ultimately leading to a fulfilling and happy relationship based on mutual trust and a shared love of hand holding
>>30116081Yeah, dude offered to commit treason for her.Takamaru is probably the most decent dude in the quest. If anybody deserves a knighthood, it's him.
>>30116093I like the way you think anon
>>30115933
Why doesn't Sylvie just rape Reinhold?
Huh, so Marianne had no idea? That's kind of a surprise, considering how close she and Melanie are......but then again, Nicolette kept her crush a secret from everyone except for Sylvie and Sir Gregory for years so you guess it's not so outlandish. Not to mention the fact that Melanie seems to be a lot better at keeping secrets than Nicolette is.A LOT better."So, um, how long have the two of you been..." Marianne asks."Nicolette accidentally confessed to me maybe a halfhour ago?" Melanie replies, blushing profusely and smiling like she's the happiest girl in the world."Oh, so it's not like you've been sneaking around and..." she says, breathing a sigh of relief."Ehehe... no, we've only kissed and um-""I don't need to hear any more!" Marianne shouts, completely flustered.>[1/?]
>>30116142>implying she won't
>>30116142Because arch doesnt wanna make rein kill sylvie.
>>30116142Soon. I'm waiting for her to kill Luciana with an axe, rape us, and then murder suicide. It feels in character for her.
The plot twist is that the rival #1 finds a superpowerfulrelicswordthatusesmagic, proceeds to challenge the protagonist to a duel with it that he is almost guaranteed to lose (thanks to swordmagic and a dice rule change during the same thread) and then the King of Potential waifu #4 offers potential waifu #4's hand in marriage to rival #1 so he can get his greasy king hands on the superpowerfulrelicswordthatusesmagic
>>30116161"YOURS IS A SINFUL EXISTENCE AND I SIMPLY WONT TOLERATE IT MELANIE. OFF TO THE CHURCH WITH YOU!"
>>30116093>>30116070The way I see the guy who posted the WAA BAD WRITING stopped thinking for himself and was influenced by others perhaps.Its normal for young people to convince themselves they love people who attractive and of the opposite sex even if they just met, see sylvie herself.Plus they really havent been all shakespearen I WILL DIE WITHOUT YOUU WAAA STARCROSS.its more like, well, young people figuring life out.
>>30116161>"women kissin women..? I do declare"Said in a southern belle accent.
>>30116161>every one of her friends know Marianne got molested>still feel the need to talk to her about their sex life
>>30116181I admit, i laughed harder than I probably should have.
>>30116161i wanna go hug marie
>>30116181>dice change was voted by anons, and not on the same thread
>>30116142Because you can't rape the willing?
>>30116181>rival #1>potential Waifu #4
>>30116213This is actually a saliant point.
>>30116187>The way I see the guy who posted the WAA BAD WRITING stopped thinking for himself and was influenced by others perhaps.>if you disagree with my opinion, you are a brainwashed sheepleSeriously?
>>30116225>voted by anons>in IRC
>>30116279when did i say that?I merely said that it is easy to be influenced by others who share a similar opinion, and you can go from thinking something is average to hating it when you are annoyed with how things have gone.Nice exaggeration by the way.
>>30116293No, it was voted by anons in a PGQ thread, just not the same thread that everyone spends their time bitching about. When did he ever mention IRC?
>>30116293>in IRCWhat kid?The vote happened in the thread, are you retarded or weren't you here that day?
>>30116293http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29638206/Post 29640566.
>>30116318going back and re-reading the previous 5 threads before the duel, i don't remember a vote for a dice system change, let me look if i'm wrong i will retract what i said.
>>30116161>[2/2]"I guess I ought to warn you," you say as you finally move from your sulking corner, "you might want to watch out for Sir Gregory. He's kind of like Gerhard, only he shows up at really awkward times instead.""Y- yes, I'd kind of noticed that when he came in the room shortly after you had." Melanie replies with a nervous laugh."Oh, so Uncle Gregory nearly walked in on the two of you..." Luciana giggles. "...but you said- Reinhold, were you-""I didn't see anything!" you shout, shaking your head violently. "Really!""I'd hate to learn that you were some kind of voyeur..." Luciana sighs."Let's not talk about anything concerning this," Marianne says, rolling her eyes. "Please."Seriously... you're trying -not- to piss anyone off, and just remembering that you saw Mela-NOPE, not going to think about it anymore. That was not for you to see.>change the subject?
>>30116353You don't remember because your selective memory only serves to back up whatever your opinion isSee this:>>30116345
>>30116293Not in IRC but it was done in separate threads.I'm past the point of caring about the dice change. We rolled higher above-average than usual that thread and still got our ass kicked, so I'm not sure why anyone thinks that the dice system would have mattered if it was on best of 3 or not.If it was magic vs magic, we could have probably covered him in clay and then sworded his ass to the ground since he was already using all the ice magic he wanted. IMO we should have just voted to use light magic to win and then when we get disqualified say "Wasn't us! The sword did it!"
>>30116364>>30116364Just get back to your sulking corner.
>>30116364Back to the corner.
>>30116345>>30116324>>30116318my bad, I swore that IRC was involved somehow, now that i think about it he got the idea came from IRC not the vote.
>>30116364Talk about writing letters to Luciana and Agnes.
>>30116364Reinhold, corner awaits you.
>>30116381I have bad memory not selective memory, get it right Anon.
>>30116412Not IRC, but QTG There are some bitter people making the worst decisions possible every vote. They were in the duel thread and have been in every thread since then. I say QTG but it could easily be anyone.
>>30116419>writing letters to LucianaYou need Celestino approval for this.
>>30116403>>30116410>>30116424Now wait as Arch bitches us our because 'you're not picking choices that advance things!'
>>30116364sit with luci and talk about the future with everyone
>>30116364Comment on the stonework in the corner
>>30116364>>30116403>>30116410>>30116424right, so shall we assume the fetal position?
>>30116364"A change of subject may be in order... How does one send letters to places? I have never actually needed to mail anything before and feel it would be wise for me to learn about that kind of thing."
>>30116364Ask Marianne what book she's been reading lately.Also, ask Luciana if she minds if we occasionally sent her some sketches of ours that we think she'd like. Talk about the future with them, what we'll be doing once we leave Marconetti and go back to Granache. Don't just go back in the corner.
>>30116364Only corner understand us.
>>30116439Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity.
>>30116364we need a diversionum... anyone hungry?
can we leave Namek nowplease
>>30116464This. Walk back to corner, assume fetal position.
>>30116445jesus you are bitter
>>30116499Awaken PTSD power.
>>30116469>>30116472This. Seriously, no corner. It'd just be awkward for everyone.
>>30116364No subject change on our account. It tends to end badly today.
>>30116364Ask about letter writing for Luciana and Agnes, we'll want to keep in touch with them. Mention that we've never done it before, ask what you're supposed to write about, how you send them, that sort of thing.
>>30116494Not until Sylvie kills herself.
>>30116469This simply because I want to know how magicmail works.
>>30116364One of these.>>30116472>>30116469>>30116454>>30116419I don't care all that much which, just don't go to the corner.
you guys suck for not picking choices that would advance the story>writing
>>30116364>>30116419This is actually an interesting topic, since we don't know the mail screening habits of the world's most simultaneously overprotective and callous father.If Celestino's going to be a hardass about things, should we ask about writing to Agnes (which we'll probably do at least semi-regularly because we're probably not going to get sick of the novelty of having a grandma that quick) and also sending letters to Luciana through her? Gets people visiting with grandma, and Luciana can insinuate her way along presumably to keep Elena from getting too carried away.Or is that just too sneaky and/or forward for Reinhold to think of proposing?
>>30116555:3
>>30116364why are you trying so hard to forget meido boobs?you saw them and tey were beautiful, get over it. Dont go jacking it to them since she's best-bro's girl, just get over it.
>>30116555>/tg/ being asked to advance a plot
>>30116555HAY ARCHSTART HOLDING HANDS IN MARRIANES FACE AND THEN KISS AND THEEEEEENhamma time cant touch this
>>30116555What story
>>30116364Go back tothe corner.can we move on alreeady?
>>30116555This is my corner, it was made for me!
>>30116555I just want to go back to Guarding at Gancheis that to much to ask?
>>30116555Aïeeee. What's the count?>>30116528Magic pigeons, obviously.>>30116581Nico didn't get Melanie's bra out of the way, I don't Reinhold saw much than a bit of flesh.>>30116559Maybe we should ask Meido. After all, she seems to be able to send them in record time.
>>30116610>go back to GuardingWe were never guarding in the first place.
>>30116555what story? All i see is more pointless lesbian and waifu drivel.
>>30116512>bitter>Archelon has bitched us out and pettily punished us for shit like this beforeSure thing, brah.
>>30116555we talked what we wanted already. if any of the girls have anything interesting to say, lets hear them. caue we dont.
>>30116632Ok how about go back to being Princesses chaperone/chew toy.
>>30116666We still are that.
>>30116555What story?
>>30116676At Ganche
>>30116555There's nothing for rein to do in this situation, homebwah. All we have to do is wait for sit rep from nico.
Well what was that with the dusting guard? That bears >investigationToo bad it's OOC knowledge.
>>30116636I am not sure if I am alone in this opinion but you (and I do mean YOU) wouldn't get scolded, if you would stop acting like spoiled asspie and be fucking accountable for YOUR actions before and after you make them.
>>30116555Whenever we do that we get Sealed King'd or routelocked.So.
>>30116555but bad shit happens to us when we advance the plot, maybe if you gave us some incentives other than just waifus and more dialogue.
>>30116801Luciana assigned him to cleaning duty after the assassination attempt ruined her balcony scene, remember?
"Hey, Luciana?" you say, sitting down on the couch next to her. "Seeing as how I'm going to be heading back home to Granache like tomorrow or something, how exactly are we supposed to, uh...""How are we going to keep in touch?" Luciana asks, scooting up closer to you. "By letters, of course.""I figured as much since that's how you and Marianne keep in touch, but I've never actually had much of a reason to send one before so I don't exactly know anything about them."And so, your ignorance is exposed. Time to brace for insults..."We send them by messenger bird," Marianne replies. "And I generally write her every other day, so it wouldn't be a problem to simply send your letters along with mine.""So there's not like a proper letter-writing form or anything?" you ask."There is, but I don't particularly mind if you send me something more casual," Luciana replies."As long as you don't write anything lewd, anyways..." Marianne says, sighing. "I'm fairly certain that her father has all of her mail read before she gets it, so please don't write about any eloping plans or perverted things or anything of the like.">[1/?]
>>30116809>Advances story>complains about story being advancedc'mon now.You could always tell Marianne that you are resigning and running off on an adventure so that you can prove yourself that you are worthy of knighthood and hand of the princess to the manipulative king.or even better never see that soulless conniving harpy again
>>30116802>be fucking accountable for YOUR actions before and after you make them.That'd be relevant if I'd made any of those decisions. I haven't bothered to do anything besides just read the threads since Luci routelock went down.
>>30116869well I do feel like accomplishing something other than more dialogue, it feels like for awhile now we have just been failing and dealing with waifu's I kinda want to do something else
>>30116887thanks for looking out for reinhold marie.
>>30116891>never see that soulless conniving harpy againBut we are route locked to Luci now.
>>30116887>"I'm fairly certain that her father has all of her mail read before she gets itGod damn Celastino, you don't have to keep trying; you've already got that "Worst Dad of the Year" award in the bag.
>>30116887>"I'm fairly certain that her father has all of her mail read before she gets itSo King have pretty well informed about Reinhold, probably on par that Luciana knows about him.
>>30116936you bothered to bitch about things. dont forget that. thats important.
>>30116887Lets invent out own languageSuch Uniform Colour Kites, Mister Yul, Didnt Include Colour Kits
>>30116953blame all of the autists who can't deal with the fact that their girl didn't win and are actively shitting up the thread.
>>30116887Pretty sure Reinhold couldn't bring himself up to Joyce-levels of scatological fixation if he tried.Celestino learned to stop screening Giancarlo's correspondence with his now-wife REALLY fast.
Rolled 10>>30116970We're not even married, and even that didn't stop guys from running away from their spouses.On a more serious note, we should go out into the castle and monitor the HAPPENING. I don't think we're returning to Granache so easily.Rolling for random encounter.
>>30116988Bitching is par for the course in PGQ. It's basically become the standard format of communication now.>CAPTCHA: firemen marieWhat're you trying to say, Captcha?
>>30117010>I don't think we're returning to Granache so easily.Anon, you never leave the Namek Boat.
>>30117010>10>fuckingnothing.jpg
>>30117023Marie will be raped. Again.
>>30116887That's filthy, arch. Does your sister know you read that kind of smut?
>>30116887"You know that I wouldn't do anything like that," you reply, exasperated."Just giving you a warning in case the distance between you and your love starts to gnaw at you..." Marianne replies with a smirk."Oh, I'm sure that I could convince Father to allow me to visit before things got that bad," Luciana says, winking at you."C'mon, seriously," you sigh.There's just no getting away from it...KNOCK KNOCK KNOCKGreat, something to save you from the teasing!"Who is it?" Marianne calls out."It's me," Nicolette replies from the other side of the door."Come on in."As Nicolette enters the room, Melanie definitely seems to perk up... but Nicolette herself doesn't seem all that happy.>[2/?]
>>30117070Reinhold gonna get laid the fuck out.
>>30117070Punch Reinhold, Nico. You know you want to.
>>30117023>What're you trying to say, Captcha?That she needs a rescue girl to save her world.
>>30117070yay more dialogue and waifu problemskill me
>>30117070ids habbening
>>30117070hide behind meido's skirt
>>30117070uh uh
>>30117044By Sylvie
>>30117070Unrelated to that post in particular, but>inb4 Melanie and Nicolette are repeatedly interrupted every single time they get to be alone, just like in my japanese animes
>>30117070>>30117102>yay more beatings, dialogue and waifu problemsftfy
>>30117128>it's always by Reinhold
>>30117088>grit your teeth Reinhold
>>30117102>>30117137why are you even following a quest that is primarily about dialogue and waifus?
>>30117070its just one batch of waifu problems to the next with you arch isn't it.
>>30117150So that he can bitch about it. Why else?
>>30117102>doesnt like dialogue>follows a quest that was drived by dialogues and character interaction since thread oneplease dont cause anyone any trouble and fulfill that wish yourself by killing yourself.
>>30117157Reinhold got 99 problems and a bitch is every single one.
>>30117157All waifu problems, all the time.Now and forever.
>>30117157>one batch of waifu problems to the nextmore like>jesus fuck, look at all the explosives I have in this stockpile, so pretty>holy fuck wait, if I blow up ONE explosive in there it could ALL go off?PGQ confirmed DSP of questing.WOOOOOOOOOOOW I CAN BUILD UP ONE GIRL AS MUCH AS I WANT BUT IF I DONT PICK HER SHE EXPLODES? BUGGED WAIFU MECHANICS, MUCH?
>>30117200Just like my japanese visual novels!
>>30117145>eventually they invite him and luci to join in
>>30117213Why can't I talk to that other girl after I kissed this one? Why does she hate me? What do I do the game isn't telling me anything!?
>>30117213It helps that Arch threw the match on the explosive pile and not us.
>>30117070>[3/3]"Nicolette? How is Miss Sylvie doing?" Melanie asks."I was able to convince her to come back to you two's room and I managed to finally get her to heal her hand too, thank God," Nicolette grumbles."Is she going to be alright?" Marianne asks."I think she cried most of it out for now, and she broke everything in the training hall instead of Luciana's face so I think things're gonna be as alright as they'll ever be..."Well at least she's going to be alright."Hey Reinhold. Come over here for a minute," Nicolette says."Uh, okay?" you say as you do as she asked... and then you notice that Nicolette's fist is clenched.>roll 1d20
>>30117150>>30117167I realize that's the main draw of this quest and I'm not arguing with you but after so long of the constant shit stream its getting somewhat repetitive.
>>30117213https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foRvvjkNBg8
Rolled 10>>30117251Yep
Rolled 3>>30117251
Rolled 8>>30117251we deserve it.
>>30117251TAKE IT LIKE A MAN
Rolled 15>>30117251fd
Rolled 16>>30117251Rolling for fortitude, not reflex.
Rolled 17>>30117251
>>30117265>>30117268>>30117267welp
>>30117265>>30117267>>30117268Good.
>>30117241Except he didnt. We're the ones who bought the matches, lit them, and then threw them into the barrels. All Arch did was put them on the shelf.
>>30117251BRACE FOR IMPACT
>>30117265>>30117267>>30117268Even the dice know he fucking has it coming.
>>30117251Punish us Nicolette!Punish us!
>>30117251>lost two friendsyay, should've gone for Marie, srs
Rolled 12>>30117251
Rolled 16>>30117251just watch it land and and roll with it
>>30117294Sadly, not even Nicolas's granddaughter has power to punch people over the internet.I wonder if that could be a thing in this setting once computers have been developed.
>>30117296you really have poor judgment and/or reading comprehension.
>>30117321Oh god. If I could punch people though the Internet, I'd have millions in battery fines.
>>30117251Neh, I'd say we just take it, we deserve it anyway.
>>30117241https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4isDeny, deny, deny.>>30117296Pretty sure this isn't about Nicolette not being friends with us anymore, it's about that as Sylvie's best friend she's more or less obligated to have her back on this for at least some amount of time.Even if we didn't intend to at first (which people will obviously keep arguing about until they're blue in the face), we handled things pretty indelicately, and this is just another natural extension of her many prior "for fuck's sake, Reinhold, get it together" punches.
>>30117337>sylvie says any girl except luci is okay
>>30117265>>30117267>>30117268
>>30117358we should just ask her what the hell was that for after she gets done beating the shit out of us so we can find out the reason.
>>30117364it was about the '>lost two friends part'.you really do lack the skills.
>>30117358And Reinhold shall take the punch like a man. Or cry like a bitch as he gets wrecked by it. Ether way.
>>30117358I'm still hoping that part of the reason she's punching Reinhold is because Sylvie told her about the bullshit reasoning of 'I don't like pushy girls' and 'I'm not ready' that she got fed.
>>30117387We know what it was for.Just curious how much is related to Sylvie and how much to the peeking.
>>30117394>Reinhold>mangud joek
>>30117394its not the punch that hurts, its the busting your head open on the concrete afterwords that doestrust me on this
>>30117389>makes thing forever awkward with Sylvie>also the whole way Rein went for Luci>have Sylvie tell Nicolette the details of the 'told her not to pressure, goes for the pushy girl'>expect them to truly be friends, not 'friends' at bestPeople how do they work
Moving as fast as any of Sylvie's punches, Nicolette's fist races through the air and right into your stomach, causing you to double over in pain."Nicolette!" Luciana shouts as she rushes to your side."Why would you do that!?" Marianne shouts."Since he'd probably end up dead if Sylvie punched him right now, I took it upon myself to do so in her place," Nicolette replies as she shakes the numbness out of her hand."Reinhold, are you okay!?" Luciana asks as she helps you back to your feet."Yeah, I'm fine... just caught me off-guard, is all," you reply."Nicolette, what the hell!?" she shouts."To be honest, I ought to slap you too for the shit you pulled," Nicolette replies sighing. "I love you and all, but that shit wasn't right.""What!?""You know exactly what," Nicolette replies. "And I know that you do too, Reinhold... pulling that 'I'm not ready for a relationship' bullshit on her two days before picking the pushiest girl in the entire fucking world.""Nicolette? Please, calm down..." Melanie says, running over to her.>[1/?]
>>30117456>"And I know that you do too, Reinhold... pulling that 'I'm not ready for a relationship' bullshit on her two days before picking the pushiest girl in the entire fucking world."Don't forget the part about outright telling Sylvie that he didn't like it when she was being pushy.
>>30117456"nope, let her do it"Says the Reinhold
>>30117456"It's my schizophrenia, I can't help it!"
>>30117402I'm 90% sure that most of the "I'm not ready" suggestions were from Mariefags that were waiting for their moment.
>>30117456Gratefully Accept the punching. Ask for another.
>>30117456That is not enough, Nicolette!Write the wrong-doings in our flesh! Damage us! We dun goofed!
>>30117387>ask her what the hell was that for...really?We can pretty much put it all together ourselves at this point. Sylvie couldn't bring herself to do it because she's transferring all of her anger to Luciana instead and probably deep down knows Reinhold would just take it stoically because part of him feels bad about the whole situation and it would just make her feel worse, so Nicolette is taking it upon herself to do it for her.She's disconnected enough from the whole situation but close enough to the parties involved that she's got pretty much the best objective view of matters, discounting whatever weight you allow yourself to assign to Reinhold's subconscious internal turmoil.
>>30117490More like it was the players wanting to have all the girls, even when they knew they never could, so they were happy to keep all the girls in the wings and not pick one.Until they realized that one of them wasn't always gonna be around.
>>30117456>meido got back under her cloak of invisibility
>>30117495"She's right, Luci. I've been bad. I deserve to be punished. I -need- to be punished."BDSM waifu best waifu
>>30117490It's not like we can tell them that though>"Yeah, the only reason I said that was because one part of my consciousness was intentionally sabotaging me because it wants to get into Marianne's pants, but when Luciana and I were alone the part of my consciousness which liked her just about edged out the rest.">"And now they're just fighting with each other over bullshit. Seriously, it's like a war in here."
>>30117456Is it bad I was hoping that Reinhold would end up 14 stitches and a concussion like I did after getting punched by a girl
>>30117497>... but close enough to the parties involved that she's got pretty much the best objective view of mattersI agree with your overall point lolwut, but that's not how "objective" works.
"Oh hey I'm sorry the serial rape victim isn't in touch with his feelings. Or even knows what he wants."Eat a dick, dust-devil.
>>30117502Basically a combination of the two, with players trying to keep the decision off for as long as possible like with every other quest.
>>30117502I think a lot of people were holding out for Marie.
>inb4 /tg/ decides to break up with Luciana trying to make up with Sylvie and Nicolette and it doesn't work>inb4 we just go full depression modo and just do our job without talking to much of anyoneSurely, this is the worst path. ;_;
>>30117565We're not breaking up with Luci over this. What would that even accomplish?
>>30117525No, because now you have to live with the fact that you are an even bigger pussy than Reinhold.
>>30117456"It's true. I'm far from ready for a relationship. If it makes you feel any better, by all means punch me again. It's not like I'm not used to it."
>>30117557I think a lot of people were in want of a princess. This one is honestly an upgrade seeing as she can hold her own in magical combat and isn't emotionally stunted.
>>30117565There would be a bad end in the process of doing something stupid like that.
>>30117565If we broke up with Luci over this than I'm dumping this quest. Not because Luci was my favorite, but because it would be complete bullshit.
>>30117570I don't want to either.But I have a gut feeling that people would be dumb enough to think of that option.
>>30117565>Free of bitches and whores>nothing to do all day but sword, art, and swordart>implying this is anything but the best path
>>30117576Yah know I kinda hate myself for it but I like this.
>>30117557I was fine with any of them, I just felt that the whole falling for Luci thing was too sudden. I was kind of hoping to bond more with all of the girls over some HAPPENINGS. So long as we get to bond more over time, I don't mind.
>>30117456"But Nicolette, that was nearly 60 threads ago!">>30117536Well, yeah. It wasn't meant entirely literally; I was just trying to get across that she had the most balanced and/or well-informed view of the situation within our peer group.
In before Reinhold snaps and goes Mind of Steel route.Also, inevitable Luci-NTR when they get into that long-distance relationship.
>>30117525>14 stitches and a concussion...was she using brass knuckles or something?
>>30117607I agree with you. But you should have used the word "neutral" in place of "objective."I have nothing to do while I wait for more posts, so I'm going to continue nitpicking.
>>30117589Whole thing is already bullshit.The reason we didn't want people to be pushy is that we knew that eventually we'd cave, and you only need one moment of weakness to cause a route lock.Lucianna just wouldn't fucking stop pushing and now we're stuck with her. It's really not cool, but it's the way it is.
>>30117619Hell hath no fury, anon.
>>30117633>Lucianna just wouldn't fucking stop pushing and now we're stuck with her. It's really not cool, but it's the way it is.The fuck are you talking about? WE are the ones who walked her to her door. WE are the ones who went into her room. WE are the ones who KISSED HER.if anything, we're the pushy one in this situation.
>>30117525do you have a CON inferior to 5 or what?
>>30117642>>30117619How can a one punch do that.He must've been punched repeatedly and liked it That or she punched him, then he tripped and fell facefirst on a stone florr
>>30117522>Not hooking up with Sylvie>SabotagePersonally, I just hated the whole "love-competition" crap her and Luci had going on.
>>30117573But with so much pussy, one must be a girl!
>>30117456>[2/2]"Don't worry, I'm perfectly calm," Nicolette replies. "Just punching someone that deserved it, is all.""Nicolette," Luciana growls, "what gives you the right to-""I'm more involved in this shit than I care to admit," she says, shaking her head. "So yeah, I have every right to say that Reinhold was being a dick and you were being a bitch about this whole thing. And Sylvie's been my best friend since the day I was born, so yes I WILL side with her over you."Nicolette then takes a deep breath before turning back to the two of you."And now that that's over with, I don't want you to thinking that I hate you or anything. You're still my best bro," Nicolette says, pointing to you, "and you're still my favorite cousin," she points to Luciana. "That doesn't mean that I won't call you on your bullshit, though.">how do you respond?
It seems the only way to get people on our side is to spill the spaghetti on "our trauma"Go and cry to Sylvie that she would never want the real Reinhold anyways. That we were saving her from our own brokenness. That abuse from women is all we were meant to handle.Remember that surprise gut punches can be lethal even without hero level characters
>>30117456"Yes Nicolette, thank you for showing me how much all of my friends hate me right now, that makes me feel so much better about having feelings."
>>30117632It's cool. If I wasn't just winging it on the internet I'd probably be bitching at me right alongside you.
"I probably deserved that. Is she any better?"
>>30117595Well, they were dumb enough to go with Luci two days after telling a girl we weren't ready and didn't like pushy girls.
>>30117687wtfstop being a stupid bitchy little boy.man the fuck up and take responsibility
>>30117677Hug her please.
>>30117653She turned an emotional crisis into yet another attempt to make a move on us. We wanted to be a good friend but she made a move to kiss us.Because you can only say no so many times before you just say "fuck it" and give in.If Sylvie had enough plot momentum and blatant disregard for what we want, we'd be dating her right now.
>>30117677"You are to good for us Nico. Yes, both of us." (Grab the Luci)
>>30117677This>>30117576
>>30117677>Sylvie is my best friend>Luciana is my favorite cousinBut Sylvie is your cousin, too.I don't understand, Nico.
>>30117677Yes oh wise Nicolette, in the future I will refrain from having emotions and doing anything for my own happiness.
>>30117677Hands in the air. Cede the point.
>>30117677"And I count on you to do that, you know how I can be stupid"
>>30117538or>>30117576or both.
Spill the spaghetti on our rape trauma. She deserves to feel like shit.
>>30117677With a sigh - "Thank you, and you're right in everything you said. All I can hope is that Sylvie will come to see it as you do. She didn't deserve this."
>>30117677"You owe me a thanks for preventing you a lifetime of shame and teasing from sir Gregory, and after that punch, i intend to collect it"
>>30117703Because quest half over made them panic and people worried that it was too late for Marianne.
>>30117677Admit the problem accept the punishment.
>>30117687Won;t help anyone to be like that.>>30117677"It's not like I ever wanted there to be any sides. Or you girls crushing on me.Don't hate me for making my own decision."
>>30117705Reinhold doesn't deserve continuous abuse, which is all he's been getting for the past two days.
>>30117653Stop arguing with the idiot, it's dragging you down.
>>30117720>slowpoke.jpg
>>30117709Also, if Sylvie was getting married off to someone and not luci, we'd be dating her too.Imagine it now.. imagine an alternative path where Sylvie marched right into the arena after Monique fucked us up, and promptly wrecked his shit on an epic level. Celestino, so impressed at seeing her wreck a Sealed King wielder, decides to marry her off to Emilio.Three guesses where we'd be if that happened.
>>30117677yeah i earned that one
>>30117677"can't say i didn't deserve it...but i wasn't bullshitting her, i still feel like i've thrown myself into something i'm not ready for yet, but with what was going to happen..."
>>30117709>She turned an emotional crisis into yet another attempt to make a move on usHow?>We wanted to be a good friend but she made a move to kiss us.And we could have just as easily told her to knock it off, but instead we took the lead and kissed her.>Because you can only say no so many times before you just say "fuck it" and give in.Seems to me like that's your problem.>If Sylvie had enough plot momentum and blatant disregard for what we want, we'd be dating her right now.Impossible, because Mariefags have been working since day one to shut her route down.>>30117753No, I'm almost enjoying my anger.
>>30117677"Can't help but do what makes me happy. I'm just sorry I didn't know what that was until now. Thanks for not hating me for it Nicolette."
>>30117677"I don't deserve friends like you... Thank you."
>>30117677"It's fine, I deserved that one. Though I still don't feel like I'm ready for a relationship, I wasn't lying about that."
>>30117677Sigh, "I guess." Just act like you're tired and frustrated."Honestly, I wish I could just find a way to be happy. But at this point? I don't know."
>>30117774>I'm almost enjoying my anger.Oh. Well, if you're that far down the road then you're right - should probably just keep going.At this point, stopping is some kind of rage-equivalent to blue balls.
>>30117764i am like 78% sure that wouldnt end up with us becoming couples, 100% if the other party is emilio and sylvie is willing.unlike luci, celestino cant force sylvie to marry anyone.
Vomit on her. Unexpected punches to the gut can be fatal.
>>30117774What do you mean how?We told her we didn't want a relationship, and she stilled tried to kiss us. And you don't understand that if Lucianne is going to be continuously shoved in our face like she was, with even the plot backing her, it was only a matter of time before the tides turned in her favor.
>>30117681Enough trauma for now. Nico and Sylvie would only feels guiltier and everyone will think we're using it as an excuse.>>30117677"You're right, and I owe you for calming her. And sorry again for the peeking thing.""Sole thing I can say for myself is that an idiot like me, who can't make sense of his sentiments until the crazy shit of the last days, didn't stand much chances among you girls."
>>30117806This. Spew bloody gut chunks of rage all over her face.
>>30117788That one suits me
>>30117801Even if it'd never happen, the mere possibility alone'd scare anons shitless enough to do something as stupid as, say, going to her room and kissing her.
>>30117677"Yes, what I did to Sylvie was bullshit, but you have to believe I never wanted it to end like that.The heart wants what the heart wants. I didn't realise it until it was already too late to avoid hurting her, and for that I am sorry."
>>30117677"For what it's worth, I wasn't lying, you know. Maybe to myself, but, at least not on purpose.And I'm glad we're still friends. I just hope Sylvie can feel the same way eventually."
>>30117822not really.
>>30117796I think we should just vent overall about this. Bring up another thing Citrine told us when we asked about relationship stuff.Reinhold's self esteem can't go any lower as is anyway and punching him in the face and getting his friends angry doesn't help either.
>>30117818A perfect end to a perfect quest. Do it, Arch.
>>30117873I really hope we vomit.
>>30117818i kind of want this
>>30117888That is retarded.
>>30117840In that case you understimate the sheer selfish stupidity of /tg/. This quest has been brimming with wanting our cake and eating it too.
>>30117888>no major immediate consequences>6 threads later>Reinhold collapses and subsequently dies as a result of unnoticed internal bleeding.>BAD END>Houdini Dojo
>>30117813You keep forgetting that we had plenty of opportunities to stop things before it got that far. We could have not walked her back to her room, we could have not entered her room, and we could have even told her to back off when she went for the kiss or even just let her kiss our cheek.But we didn't. We leaned forward and kissed her first. Again, if there was anyone pushy during that entire segment, it was Reinhold.
>>30117888If only we had rolled a 1.>Vomit on Nico>Piss self>Double over, squeeze legs together trying to control bladder>Luciana behind us is hit by a wave of stench as we shit ourself>We waddle 180 degrees to face Marie and Luci>Hand held over our mouth, still dribbling vomit, we sputter out an apology>Vomit bubbles blow between our fingers>We exit the room
>>30117818>>30117906Like http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkshMNyCadk but out the mouth
>>30117942you forgot the spaghetti
>>30117942>We exit the roomWith a trail of shit, piss and shame.
>>30117942You forgot to cum and start farting.
>>30117813We said we didn't want a relationship, while responding positively to pretty much every advance she made on us. And then we chose to go to her room, chose to join her for tea, and then kiss her ourself. We had a lot of chances to back out, we could've actually said no at any point up to this, we didn't.
>>30117966>trail of *bodily fluids*Don't forget tears, anon.Proper trails include tears.
>>30117927>Nico hates herself for it.>Luci blames nico and sylvie and murders sylvie for it.>Suddenly MONIQUE OUT OF NOWHERE>Nico goes into a rage and all that is left from monique in the end is bits and pieces scattered all over.>Marianne has a heartattack from the shock of the events>Melanie is standing there wideeyed not even winking.even barely smiling
>[11:20] <archelon> "naw dude let's piss and shit everywhere">[11:20] <archelon> the fuck?
>>30117990>Raya steals all their treasure out of dragon habit>including the meido
>>30118011THE ARISTOCRATS
>>30118011Welcome to /tg/'s decision making skills.
>>30118011It's like he doesn't know what a crit fail is supposed to be. Horrible QM 3/10
>>30118011This is the state of your quest, Arch. Where pissing and shitting on everyone is the most preferable action compared to the alternatives.
>>30118011just sperging around as usual since there is nothing better to do for anon.
>>30118011How odd that you consider this to be an unwise decision, Arch, when you so happily supported the romantic equivalent of shitting and pissing ourselves back when the vote for kissing Luci appeared.
>>30118061I think arch's intention for that scene was the kiss on the cheek option.There was overwhelming support for straight up kiss however.
>>30118072Only because he put it there. Seriously, he pretty much goaded that shit.
>>30118072>>30118085You know kissing her on the cheek would have gotten the "NO DECISION EVER PATHETIC" commentary.
>>30118085you sound like those feminists who cry 'rape' when they see a man sitting with legs apart.
>>30118085"Why did you run over all those pedestrians?""Well officer, they were just standing there at that bus stop. they were pretty much goading me to hit them with my car."
>>30118121Ah, the old 'She was asking for it, officer' excuse.A classic.
>>30118072As I recall there seemed to be rather a lot of people stating they would have voted for ANY routelock, just to "end the waifu wars".
>>30118143Those people are all gone. All we have left are people pining for the glory days of waifu wars.
>>30118157I am still here but I dont know about the rest
>>30118157>>30118179I am also still here. I also do not know about the rest.
>>30118143I didn't vote for it, but I sure didn't mind it winning.
"I can't say that I didn't deserve that," you reply, clutching your throbbing stomach. "And I wasn't lying when I said that I wasn't ready for a relationship though... but then things turned out the way they did and-""Yeah, whatever," Nicolette replies, sighing. "I'm gonna go check on Sylvie now, I guess I'll see the rest of you later when we all get dragged to that asshole's knighting..."Waving goodbye, Nicolette leaves the room."Ah- wait for me, Nicolette!" Melanie shouts as she hurries behind her.Still feeling the effects of Nicolette's punch, you walk over to the couch to try and recover... but then Luciana casts Refresh on you and it's like you'd never even been hit in the first place."...I guess it's the three of us now," Marianne says, shaking her head. "The day's gotten off to a great start, huh.""Seriously," you reply, sighing. "I'm really sorry to get you into so much trouble with your friends like this, Reinhold," Luciana says, looking extremely guilty."No, its fine," you reply. "It was my decision to begin with, anyways.">go and bother someone>stick around here with the girls
>>30117928None of those things were hitting on her.It was because we didn't want her to cry herself to sleep. Again.
>>30118197we are but a few men trying to hold back the tide of shit
>>30118228Chillax for a little bit, until the knighting ceremony.
>>30118228spend time with luci damn it
>>30118228>go and apologize to Sylvie
>>30118228what time is it after all this bullshit drama?
>>30118229Did you forget the dance as well? When we started to dance rather close to her?
>>30118228>>30118228Takamaru, ask him for love advice, and maybe little sparring.
>>30118228>stick around here with the girlsI don't see anyone we could see now. I guess Grandma could count, but she's away and it's rude to come unexpected like that.
>>30118228>stick around hereNothing much to do before the 'announcement,' right?Unless we want to perpetuate the drama by going to ask Celestino to court his daughter. Kek.
>>30118228>stick around here with the girls>>30118250Eh...we should probably hold off on that for a while.
>>30118228>stick around here with the girls"I think it'd be a good idea to just stick with what my social circle has shrunk to now."Also don't give us that shit about it being completely our decision.
>>30118250no no no no.dont be this dense. give her time to relax.wed be spitting her in the face if we just go
>>30118228>Stick with the girls
>>30118228>stick around here with the girlsWe should go see Citrine and Marius sometime, preferably with Luciana. But for right now, just relax, drink some tea, read a book, hold Luciana's hand.
>>30118228>stick around here with the girls
>>30118228Just stick around.
>>30118228>>stick around here with the girls
>>30118277>read a bookFUCK, yes! Didn't we bring some?
>>30118228>stick around here with the girlsIf they don't mind, of course.If they do I say we go see Rana or Emilio or someone.
>>30118285The fuck is she eating
>>30118228>stick around here with the girlsbodyguarding and bootyguarding
>>30118308Rice cake.>>30118228>Stick around
>>30118264Sylvie is mad at us, but things will get better. Nicolette is still our bro. No need to be that snarky.
>>30118250No. Not for a while.
>>30118228stick around here.
>>30118317You mean donuts.
Rolled 17>>30118228>go and bother someoneRandom stroll along the palace for random encounters. We might find a ninja!
>>30118321She'll get over it by the time the quest is over.It's a good thing we're not actually expected to be a real bodyguard, because good luck learning magic.And Nico will always think we're a cunt deep down now.
>>30118345>And Nico will always think we're a cunt deep down now.Well, if that's the case then there's no particular reason NOT to rape her.
>>30118228>>stick around here with the girlsNobody worth trying to bother that would really benefit from our bothering them. I'd like to let Citrine know we actually got around to making a decision and trying to move forward at some point, but now's not a really good time for that with appointments on the horizon.Would be good to get a bit of a reminder that even if we didn't do it exactly right, at least big sis is proud that we're trying to move forward rather than stagnating, though. Maybe we'll have some time at one point after all the announcement shenanigans are over and done with.Might as well just get some more time in trying not to sulk. Would be kind of a shame to TOTALLY blow the bits of free time we're going to have both with Luciana ourselves and that Marianne has with her friend by being an utter buzzkill.>>30118253Also curious how much time we've got left, yeah.
>>30118345For fuck's sake ->Caster supremacy>Luci route lock>The duel>SylvieIt's like we need a whole new flow chart dedicated to people who can't let stupid shit go.
>>30118228I want to talk to the king and the queen already. come on. speed things up a bit.
Hang out with someone on our emotional level. How's Elena doing?We should spar someone just to test out or new sword.
>>30118228Lets find Rana. She knows how to make a good day.
I actually think i'm going to start a quest branching off from this one...
>>30118380Even if not spar, testing the sword out on dummies sound like a good idea. hope you were here sooner anon.
>>30118395>"Hey Rana, i'm having a really shitty day because I finally decided to pick a girl to go out with. Don't suppose there's any chance of a kinky draconic pityfuck?">"...">"Sure!"
>>30118406Make no mistake - it's an incredibly stupid idea.
>>30118406go find your own shit to write. how pathetic are you to use not just the universe but also the story.
>>30118359Lucianna isn't devoid of responsibility in this. She wanted to win Reinhold so bad, who are we to deny her her prize?It turns out when you damage all your friendships for a contest, winning doesn't solve all the problems.
>>30118406Please don't write fanfiction for this shit.
>>30118417this is pure logic.no chance she'll say no!right guys?
>>30118406Well, you'll probably skate by on hate for a while. But once it becomes clear that you're a hack who requires another writer to prop you up and can only exist so long as his detractors need something to laugh about, you're poor literary ability will come to the fore and you'll peter out and die.
>>30118425>implying I care.I just want a way to cut down on these shitstorms and get some experience running a quest
Anybody else think Meido and Nico make for an incredibly sexy couple, even disregarding the usual /u/ appeal?
>>30118506There will always be shitstorms here. Better off coming up with something yourself. If want experience than do a generic fantasy one-shot.
>>30118515No, because meido barely has a personality.There are no real hints that she's a secret agent other than the fact that she has no other traits whatsoever.
>>30118515They are that couple that EVERYBODY likes.
>>30118471What'll happen if it turns out he writes better than Arch and manages to create more satisfactory results?>CAPTCHA evangelium ervipag
>>30118541But she is a secret agent because "she's good at keeping secrets"Oh and because there are no other named characters. Mystery solved
>>30118541'tis said that 'An absence of anything is often an indication of something.'>>30118515>>30118546Even Niklaus likes them, and he wishes he could go out with one.
>>30118515all they have is /u/ appeal.>>30118541also this
>>30118541I dislike when people use words they do not understand.In your case it's the term 'personality'
>>30118515Not really
>>30118515I think the word you want might be "cute".
I'm about to pass out, so I'm off.Don't burn the quest down in my absence, please.
You know for once I just want reinhold to stand up for himself and call bullshit.But it seems times when it happens its seen as alpha trolling and arch punishes us or words it in a odd matter.Im sick of seeing bad things happen to reinhold and its the whole oh its my fault dont worry.I mean he can never say he strung everyone along and acted dense because he didnt want to choose because it would cause conflict and mari would loose her newely acquainted friends again.Instead we get these anime level tropes and more anger at monique who's just another guy in perhaps a worse position.We need to bury the hatchet. Even a bar visit to drown sorrrows with monique and the bodyguards
>>30118620>hides the accellerantWe won't. Honest.
>>30118634>because he didnt want to choose because it would cause conflict and mari would loose her newely acquainted friends againThat's... the most pathetic bullshit I ever heard in this entire quest.
>>30118634This.Unfortunately, cliched misunderstandings are the only way to write conflict in animu land. I wanted us to try to heal Sylvie's hand and deal with the problem then, but it's just gotta fester for plot reasons right?>>30118668Or howabout... we're a peasant nobody that's suddenly getting lovey looks from fucking royalty and turning down anyone is an impossibly delicate operation.
>>30118634to be honest?this needs to happen. but carefully.we need to make sure we dont come off as some jerkass alpha fuck, or else the hate will never stop.and for what we know monique already buried the hatchet.we just need to go say hello.
>>30118699>this needs to happen. but carefully.>we need to make sure we dont come off as some jerkass alpha fuck, or else the hate will never stop.>and for what we know monique already buried the hatchet.>we just need to go say hello.If monique wanted to bury the hatchet, that thought was ruined for us by Mr. Mountain Dew: Red Mist
>>30118668To be fair he does kinda' have a point. Any conflict at all will end up rocking the boat, and when given the chance to resolve situations Marianne's only recourse is to be a massive bitch.After building bridges between her and the others it'd just take her one argument to alienate them all again because that's who she is.
>>30118713well with all due respect. greg went in for the kill, not only because he saw the man who could be his future son in law almost die. but because he actually like us for some reason.he isnt really in the picture in the whole moni:rein thing.im sure moni wont care too much if we try.
>>30118755>because he actually like us for some reason>some reasonMy bet is on 'Punched out Monique for calling his wife a whore'.
>>30118755>>30118767Also, we were in the army together. Technically.It's possible he likes having a few other people who've been in the shit around.
>>30118634Eh, I'm with you with some parts. To me, Reinhold has the shittiest self-esteem other than Marianne and Sylvie. That being said, that's mostly our own doing due to the responses we give to everyone and how he usually acts all the time. He's not a very confident person. I'm sure if you count all the times Reinhold says "Umm...", and all the responses we look at, that's very clear. The fact Reinhold can't exactly get angry about anything without repercussions is sort of bad. We couldn't get angry that we couldn't hang out with Agnes without any issues (loli throwing a tantrum, Marianne pinning the blame on us, ect.). And me, I think Reinhold probably would've got angry that he can't think for himself, especially with who he wants to be with. Because in the end, he can't really get what he wants without being called stupid, a dumbass, or anything else. Sure, he's dumb, but he can't catch a break, and I'm sure he's tired that trying to bring everything back to be good turns out to be a colossal failure (even if it's going to be inevitable failure like talking to Sylvie).
"So that stupid thing's at 2:00, right?" you ask."Yes, so we have about an hour and a half to go," Marianne replies. "Hopefully things will cool off some by then...""I hope that Nicolette's not still angry with me by then, at the very least," Luciana sighs."You know that she and Sylvie are practically joined at the hip.""Yes... so much for my 'victory,' huh."Tired from all the stress of this morning, Luciana leans against you as the two of you sit at the couch."Well at least your father agreed to my father's offer," Marianne says, trying to cheer her up. "You won't have to worry about getting married off to Monique, and I won't have to put up with him anymore either.""Yes... and with any luck, things between Reinhold and I will work out," Luciana says, sighing."And then the two of you can get married and have plenty of red-haired babies to for me to play with," Marianne teases.>[1/?]
>>30118804>"And then the two of you can get married and have plenty of red-haired babies to for me to play with," Marianne teases.Can we kill her?Is... is that a thing we can do? I'm genuinely curious.
>>30118827All things wrong with it aside...it'd be a bad end, since her death is bad end criteria.
>>30118804Goddamnit Marianne, always with the babies.Gotta be careful with pigeonholing yourself like that; one day some enterprising young kidnapper is going to catch on and figure out that all they really need to do is put an adorable child out there as bait.
>>30118804thats a cute thought.>>30118827top kek
>>30118827We /could/, but I think we both know that the vote would never pass.
>>30118804>Reinhold becomes a super serious dad>all of the kids' "aunts" tease him mercilessly all the time
>pregnant Luci
>>30118878"Dad, who's that woman with the glasses we sometimes see with Auntie Nico who keeps glaring at us from a distance?"
>>30118804>plenty of red-haired babiesWait a sec...
>>30118804>>30118804Great job rein, now your children won't have souls.
"Guillame's wife"
>>30118878>Sylvie is yandere for Rein's son, who is his spitting image
>>30118938>Christmas cake yandere who can feel her biological clock ticking
>>30118929Nah, that would have been Monique's future - but we killed that potential future.After all, his weapon is ice.
>>30118949Would fund
>>30118949my D can not get any harder
>>30118938and then it turns out that I'm more influenced by Saint Seiya than I thought.
>>30118938now theres your subquest right there
>>30118906>older sylvie raeps mini-rein, the trauma create a space/time fuckery where she fuses with spinelle and we become our own kid
>>30118804She has a point, Luciana and Reinhold would probably have some good looking children. Reinhold might have some problems once his kids get in their teens. >>30118938Spitting image, with red hair. She might try to dye it, to make him look just like he should.
>>30118983Oh my god, it's so obvious.Sylvie becomes a powerful mage and goes back in time to prove that 'She loves him the most' - which is in line with what we know of Spinelle.>Spinelle>Sylvie>Both start with S and end with E>Coincidence?
>>30118929>newspapers back in Cateno won't stop talking about the headless whoresman>Thierri alternately torn between being distraught on his daughter's behalf and appreciative of the pun
>>30118938>>30118949"Hey kiddo."But she already has Guillaume...
>>30118949Oh my...
>>30118804"Ehehe... how many would you like to have, Reinhold?" Luciana giggles. "I do hope you're not aiming to outdo Father in that area...""C'mon, I don't even want to think about marriage right now, I barely have any confidence about having a girlfriend to begin with," you reply with a tired sigh. "So please cut out the marriage talk."Seriously, you're not in the mood to deal with this kind of thing."As you wish," Marianne replies with a disappointed pout. "And here I was hoping to cheer you up some with a bad joke... but I guess that's your exclusive territory.""Bad jokes and commitment issues... I certainly picked out a winner!" Luciana giggles."And I picked a girl who's into guys with commitment issues who tell bad jokes," you bite back.The three of you spend the next hour or so chatting about various things and wondering about the future and ribbing on each other, and you actually manage to kind of almost cheer back up!But then your fun is interrupted by a knock on the door.>[2/?]
>>30118997I support this twistSpinelle is Sylvie from an alternate dimension that "came back in time" to have Reinhold
>>30118997ARCH YOU DEVIOUS BASTARD!
>>30119021Before we came to this horrible country and some foul sorcerer abused time magic to make this arc stretch on forever?
>>30118997Monique GilbeaultMillien Girardot
Rolled 8>>30118997Spinelle confirmed for brawl.
>>30119009HERE WE GO AGAIN.Grit those teeth, Reinholdio.
>>30119048Metal Gear
>>30119009Get up and answerInb4 its someone in mail> Slyvie sends her regards. Stab stab stab
>>30118997
Who else is looking forward to our red wedding
>>30119006Future Sylvie isn't into shots for its own sake, she just wants her own Reinbowl that isn't Luci's sloppy thirds
>>30119117>redhead family>bride is a virginOh, there'll be plenty of red alright.
>>30119136>shotaBlasted autocorrect
>>30119117Luciana is red and she's looking forward to the wedding, does that count?
>>30119138>Luciana>VirginHahaha, oh Anon, you crack me up.
>>30119160but anon, she remained pure for us until marriage the other holes don't count~
Rolled 16>>30119160She is, Celistino Checked.
>>30119160She is
>>30119009>[3/3]Answering the door, you're met with Takamaru, who has come to escort the Princess to the assembly hall where the King's announcement will take place."...oh, it's time already?" Luciana asks, pouting."The King has requested that you get there early, so I believe that it would be wise that we leave now," Takamaru replies."That right," she says, sighing. "Though I doubt that we'll get to sit together, I suppose that it wouldn't hurt if we walked down together?""I don't see how that would be a problem... and I'm sure that you would like to spend some more time with both Princess Marianne and Reinhold, yes?""You know me far too well," Luciana giggles."Sooo... what do you say?" Luciana asks, turning to you and Marianne."Seeing as how I doubt that the others want to be anywh-" Marianne covers her mouth. "Yes, that would be nice.""I go where Marianne goes," you say, shrugging."And you also go with me!" Luciana says, winking at you."...Oh- I forgot to tell you," Luciana says, turning to Takamaru, "Reinhold and I are now a couple!""I had figured as much after he entered your room last night," Takamaru replies. "Take good care of her, Reinhold."Without another word, Takamaru heads back out into the hallway, and the three of you follow suit.>talk as you walk?
>>30119218Takamaru is a good man.
>>30119218man. the guy is such a fucking bro.
>>30119218"We have a saying over in Granache aboust assumptions, Takamaru.""They make an ass out of you and... mumptions?""Wait, let me start again."
>>30119231Let's go with this.
Luci is a ginger cunt.Luci is a soulless vagina.Luci is a fleshlight
>>30119218>"Seeing as how I doubt that the others want to be anywh-"Anywhere near who, Marianne? Anywhere near who...?
>>30119218"Hey Taka, when we make it official, does that mean you can stick to guarding Luciana for a longer time instead of the usual 6 months?"That would imply also him being more open to moving his family to Marconetti.
>>30119218yes
>>30119218taka best guy we should joke about having a rematch >>30119255monique, ofc
>>30119255Us. It's obviously us.Because the prize for finally getting a route lock is making all our friends think less of us forever.Should have kept stringing everyone on.
>>30119255Near us, most likely. Nico is going to be with Sylvie, and Sylvie doesn't want to be near us right now. They're mad, it'll blow over.
>>30119283Damn right we should!Can't you see that picking [The Waifu We Picked] was the worst possible choice of all? We should have gone for [My Waifu] instead!
>>30119255Princess cuntzilla
>>30119257I'm pretty sure he's adamant on never bringing his family to this shit country.>>30119255>>30119272I think she was gonna say Reinhold. Which is why she caught herself.>>30119283Nico just said she's not personally angry at us, just that we're an huge moron.
>>30119297Hopefully Luciana can move to Granache and he can bring his family over there. Granache isn't full of assholes. He deserves some time with them.
>>30119291>>30119291Asshurt marie fags in a nutshell.
>>30119218Any luck discovering the mastermind behind the attacks?
>>30119314Not really something to talk about in a hallway. Walls have ears and all that.
>>30119307>luci in grancheNo... Just no
>>30119314You are very bad at cloak and dagger games, aren't you?
>>30119338um... how did you know?
Calling it a night here, guys. Sorry for starting so late.The next thread will be Sunday night, and I'll run at a more reasonable hour. Hopefully.Thanks for playing!
>>30119400No need to apologise archThanks for the thread.
>>30119400Cheers.
>>30119400Cheers for the thread, OP, you a good one
>>30119400You an pretty cool bro OP.
>>30119400Night arch, see you next thread.
>>30119400Thanks for running
>>30119400Thanks for the run. Sleep well.
Calling it now - Takamaru is losing his job. The newly knighted captain of competency is going to be assigned as Lucianna's bodyguard.
>>30119786on the bright side, at least Taka gets to see his family again.
>>30119855B-BUT MAH YAOI
>>30119868...was never a thing, and neither was harem.
Why is it that Reinhold was made to be a total dick since few threads back? First it's muh guarding, sparring and after that he was made to not be ready for any relationship. And all of a sudden he hooks up with Luciana after acting like w bitch towards Sylvie. Even despite what happened to him he should be more reasonable.
>>30120019Conflict needs to happen for the story to be a story. We can't go on adventures, so this is it.
>>30120019Wait, you mean that pulling a stunt like stringing a girl along, lying to her, and then turning around and going with a girl she greatly dislikes and embodies the very thing we said we didn't like about the her behaviour ISN'T supposed to make you look like a completely wretched cunt of a person?
>>30120127Yeah, they totally dislike each other. Hinted at all year. Wanted Monique to abscond with her from the start. That wasn't pulled out of the ass the other night at all.
>>30120019Because people finally got tired of waifu wars and took the opportunity to select a chosen one.Some were aware that it was a dick move, but collateral damage was judged acceptable.
>>30120271>Because people finally got tired of waifu wars and took the opportunity to select a chosen one.Man, the excuses for being suckered into the Luci route keep on getting more and more pitiable. First it was 'because it made sense IC'ly!' and now it's 'it was to end the waifu wars!'Anything but confess to being suckered in by emotional blackmail, and being greedy fucks.