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>>30119121

>4 AM
>Russian Coastline
>Cherno Alpha: ACTIVE ON DUTY

It is morning. Early morning. You should be sleeping right now.

But you were woken up by your Operations Director to combat an approaching threat: a Level 3, or some will say a Category 3 Kaiju. It is codenamed KNIFEHEAD, of why you are not so sure. (Maybe it is because it has a dick sticking out of its butt, your partner ranger jokes). You are tasked to neutralize it and drag its corpse back to base for salvage. It is simple enough.

There is a complication, however. Japan has deployed its own Jaeger to address the threat, and is in hot pursuit of the Kaiju headed your way. No doubt their will be conflict, as the Japanese are very greedy when it comes to sharing the spoils.

You have been advised to handle it in whatever way you deem fit - only that you come home with KNIFEHEAD's corpse.

The Operations Director can be very bloodthirsty at times. You do not begrudge her of this, as she is a fine commander.

But sometimes, you think, it can be a bit excessive.

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>>30119234

Anyway. You and your partner have been making Cherno Alpha, most powerful of all Jaegers, wade into the Arctic Sea for a while now. A few miles away from the coastline, and you bring the Jaeger to a halt. Directly planting yourself in between Russia and the oncoming Kaiju threat, which will no doubt be here momentarily.

Your partner, Boris, growls at you. He hates it when you are being passive like this, that you should be a bit more proactive.

Well, that is true. That has come up in your performance reviews a couple of times.

What do you do?

[]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.
[]Wait here until they approach. There is no need to rush blindly into danger.
[]Try and hail TACIT RONIN. See if they can be argued down.

>>30119304
send TACIT RONIN an ASCII hammer & sickle, followed by blaring a warning siren into a phone link. if they dont get that message, then natural selection will take care of them.

>>30119304
>[x]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.
I'm with the bear. Staying put like this has no benefits and we can hail the japs after the thing is dead.

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>>30119304
>[]Wait here until they approach. There is no need to rush blindly into danger.

What are we Gipsy danger?

>>30119304
>[x]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.
>[x]Try and hail TACIT RONIN. See if they can be argued down.
Multitasking, ho!

>>30119304
>[x]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.
it IS in our territory already, yes?

>>30119304
Engage the Cageyou, and send a message to Japan that they are the suck, especially their language. Why they gotta spell Cageyou so funny.

>>30119304
>[X]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.

We need to be the one to engage the Kaiju first, at the cost of being further away from the glorious homeland.

it will be harder to claim the corpse but if we kill it the japs might do the honorable thing and back off.

[x]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive

>>30119304
>[]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.

>>30119304
[]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.

>>30119234
[X]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.

Comrade bear is right!

(For new folks, yes our co-pilot is a fucking bear. Don't argue with it.)

>[X]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.

Got to be the Japs to killing the kaiju.

>>30119402
I approve.

I don't like the MC being a Man with less than 100% Masculinity.

But the Copilot being a Bear makes up for it, because Bear.

>>30119304
>[x]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.

CLANG CLANG

>>30119487
>Implying Sasha is effeminate.
Just think about it, not only is the co-pilot a bear, Sasha is Drift Compatible with it!

>>30119545
I suppose Writing!Sasha is hella manly. The Art!Sasha though...

>>30119545
You can't be any less than a symbol of utter masculinity if you can drift with a bear

Sasha merely looks girly because his masculinity is so evident he doesn't need petty things like hulking muscles, hairy body or ability to be distinguished from cute girl

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>>30119487
>Implying we won't have him man up Russian style
>Implying we wont be Wrestling a Kaiju bear

Patience Anon.

>>30119554
decu just cant draw males. imagine its a six six lumberjack with an axe embedded in his bicep if it makes the story better for you

>>30119574
Doesn't that get awkward when Sasha has to constantly explain to new people how much RUSSIAN MAN WRESTLE VODKA CRUSH BEAR DRINK CAN he is?

>>30119583
Maybe the bear can man up
>BUT IT'S A BEAR
It can always man up further. "Man" is not a stat that has a cap.

>>30119304
>[X]Move to meet the Kaiju threat. Be proactive.
If Kaiju will not come to Russia, then Russia will come to Kaiju.

>>30119607
Russia is already AT Kaiju.
Kaiju belongs to Russia and part of Russian culture.
We just need to send the diplomat to open negotiations with this new Russian holdings.
And by diplomat I mean us
and by negotiations I mean violence
and by holdings I mean lootings.
That is how Russia handles negotiations.
Now let us properly introduce Kaiju to motherland it rightfully belongs to.

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>>30119324 >>30119346 >>30119357 >>30119372

You take the advice of Boris for now. Being proactive it is, then. After all, th

With your movements in complete synchronization with the iron giant's, you get Cherno Alpha into an aggressive, hulking stagger forward. Each ponderous step forward churning the ocean white, creating tidal waves the size of housing projects in the machine's wake.

In the middle of your walk, you tell Boris to open a comms channel to TACIT RONIN and to send a short message: a digitized emblem of your great country, coupled with a full-volume warning siren. That should get their attention.

Boris huffs here, his breath wet and misting in the Atmoscan's frigid climate control, but grudgingly acquiesces. He hates it when he is on comms duty, heh, heh.

You check your radar. There it is, KNIFEHEAD. A blip farther out shows Tacit Ronin. It is getting close, but you will get to the Kaiju first.

Good. Maybe you can finish this quick so that the Kaiju is dead when they get here.

[1/2]

>>30119713

A few more strides, and it is here that both you gain visual of KNIFEHEAD.

It is unmistakeable. That profile, that hulk. Its large knifelike horn jutting out of its forehead, earning it is codename. A pair of long, spindly arms ending in brutal claws jutting out from its shoulders, with a smaller clawed pair sprouting from its chest.

Both you and Boris scoff at the same time. It, like all Kaijus, look weak and infirm compared to the brutish might of Cherno Alpha.

Your Jaeger will make short work of it.

Beside you, even above the roar of Cherno Alpha's engines, you hear the tell-tale noise of Boris licking his teeth in anticipation. A growl starting deep in his throat.

His blood is up, the same as yours.

You will be in contact in only a few moments. You have an opportunity here.

What do you do?

[]Charge it for a good old-fashioned warm Russian greeting.
[]Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.
[]Stop and stand your ground. Wait for it to attack, then counter.

>>30119746
>[]Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.

Time to punch the shit out of a Kaiju.

>>30119746
Wait for the attack, then Ronin can help if necessary.

>>30119746
>[x]Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.
I like the way this sounds.

>>30119746
>[]Charge it for a good old-fashioned warm Russian greeting.
сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка сүка

>>30119746
>[x]Charge it for a good old-fashioned warm Russian greeting.

>>30119746
>[x]Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.

>>30119746
> [x] Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.

>>30119746
>[x]Charge it for a good old-fashioned warm Russian greeting.

URAAAAAAA

>>30119746
>[X]Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.

>>30119746
[X] Charge in! Give puny Kaiju proper Russian greeting

>>30119746
>[]Charge it for a good old-fashioned warm Russian greeting.

HAHA TIME FOR COSSACKS!

>>30119746
>[]Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.

>>30119746
>[]Charge it for a good old-fashioned warm Russian greeting.
>[]Continue your stride. Activate ROLL OF NICKELS system on each fist.

BOTH
NICKEL AND DIME IT

Didn't the Ops Dir say 45% readiness meant only fists were available?

And that activating weapon systems risked catastrophic failure?

>>30119930
Da, But is American 45% or Russian 45%? Very different values of 45%.

>>30119930
she means Cherno's other weapons systems, like its nuclear shoulder cannons

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>>30119754 >>30119762 >>30119779 >>30119783

"Continue on course to engage," You say to Boris. "Do not need to rush things too quickly."

Boris growls in assent, and adds his own plodding movements to yours, smashing Cherno Alpha against the raging seas of the Arctic. By now the Kaiju had spotted you, its blue beady eyes centered right on your approach. It opens its mouth, blue with its ammonia-tainted blood, and shrieks a challenge at you. Its claws opening up in a threatening display.

"Activating ROLL OF NICKELS, left and right," You say, more for the benefit of battle record than anything else, unclenching your gloved hands as you do so. Cherno Alpha mirrors this as the steel pillars expand in its fists. You clench your hands again, completing the activation.

If Cherno Alpha can pummel Kaiju to submission with its fists before, it can now conceivably crush Kaiju's skulls with a single punch.

[1/2]

Rolled 2

>>30119972
Ok.

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>>30119972

Five paces from contact. Four. Three.

"Now." You grunt, and both you and Boris raise your fists in preparation for combat - just as you lean into a charge. Pushing Cherno Alpha's slow, ponderous stride into a faster, killing stagger. Its loaded fists now ready to unleash murder.

The Kaiju shrieks again, spraying Cherno Alpha's comm-pod window with spatters of its blue-tinged saliva - and rushes to meet you head on. Aiming to impale you with its massive horn.

What do you do?

[]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.
[]Strike, full force, into a body blow.
[]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.

>>30120016
>[]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.

DO THE DEMPSEY ROLL

>>30120016
>[X]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.

>>30120016
>[x]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.

It worked for Chiaki, it will work here.

>>30120016
>[]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.
No point in being subtle.

>>30120016
>[X]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.

and now we break the knife.

>>30120016
Full Force Face Fucker.

>>30120016
>[x]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.

>>30120016
>[]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.
Suplex when?

>>30120016
>[]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.

>>30120016
>[]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.

>>30120016
>[x]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.

Guys why is this so divisive?

>>30120064
Because samefagging

>>30120016
> [x] Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.

>>30120064
Because fights are a serious business.

>>30120016
>[x]Duck, weave aside for a full-force counter.
CROSS COUNTER!

>>30120016
[X] GIVE GLORIOUS FIST OF RUSSIAN STRENGTH TO UGLY KAIJU FACE

>[X]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.

LIKE A BEAR!

>>30120016
>[X]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.

>>30120016
>[X]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.

>>30120016
[X]REMOVE KAIJU

>>30120016
>[X]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.

>[x]Strike, full force, into ITS UGLY FACE.
FOR OUR 2D WAIFU

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>>30120021 >>30120028 >>30120040 >>30120045

You decide to duck. It is not as proactive as you think, to wait for the enemy to attack first - but it is always entertaining to have your enemy at your advantage through their own stupidity.

>roll 1d20 to see if Glorious Cherno Alpha Evasive Maneuver Succeeds! Best of five rolls declare result.

Rolled 6

>>30120273
Ha Ha I'll roll low to disappoint everyone LEL

Rolled 15

>>30120273
Rollan

Rolled 16

>>30120273
FUCK YOU KAIJU

Rolled 6

>>30120273

Rolled 7

>>30120273

Okay

Rolled 16

>>30120273
YEAR

Rolled 18

>>30120273
It's time

>>30120283

Cherno Strong.

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>>30120303
The strongest.

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>Cherno Alpha
>Tacit Ronin

Mk-1's, eh? Against class-3 Kaiju? Here's to hoping that Romeo Blue, Coyote Tango, and Horizon Brave are still online, cos we're a long ways away from making a Gypsy Danger, let alone a Striker Eureka.

>>30120354

One of the brothers getting eaten in Gipsy Danger already occurred.

Rolled 20

>>30120354
all three you listed died in the First Kaiju War, we're in the New Kaiju Offensive, after the events in the beginning of the movie, off of anchorage, but before Stacker finds Raleigh building the wall

Rolled 1

>>30120376
BUT OH SHIT BUTTS LOL 1 TO CANCEL SPEECH

>>30120376
>>30120390
what

Rolled 17

>>30120376
>>30120390
wut...

>>30120414
>>30120408
There was a 20 with an inspiring speech so I cancelled it with randumb stupid non-comedy and a 1.

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>>30120376

Wasn't Knifehead blasted apart with plasma? Or are we just taking civil liberties here and saying "fuck it"?

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>>30120283

The great beast roars as it lunges forward, both claws out, aiming to grab hold of you and slam you right into its horn--

--but all it grabs is empty air as both you and Boris move in concert, ducking low and weaving to the side the very moment it is almost upon you. Cherno Alpha's massive, armored hulk groaning as it whips aside. A fist already reared back to strike.

"Fuck you," you growl, in an unconscious mirror of Boris' own roar.

You throw the counter punch--

[1/2]

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>>30120450

And it hits. A palpable, crushing hit that smashes right into the side of the ugly Kaiju's head, rattling him to his very core - knocking out more than a handful of its teeth, each one the size of a small boat.

The sea explodes a moment later at the devastating impact, such is the force of Cherno Alpha's strike when boosted with the ROLL OF NICKELS system!

[2/3]

Rolled 5

>>30120450
RUSSIA

>>30120486
STRONK

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>>30120486
MOTHERLAND!

>>30120486
2 RUS TO LOOSE

>>30120486
BASED

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>>30120486

YES

>>30120534
>FUCK OUR ROCKET HIT A CLOUD, IS NO LONGER MOVING UPWARDS! IS STUCK!

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>>30120486

Aha! KNIFEHEAD appears stunned! Obviously unable to handle being fucked in the face with Cherno Alpha's reinforced, righteous fists!

The Kaiju holds its head with both its claws, before stumbling back. A pitiful roar leaving its bruised maw.

Beside you, Boris is roaring now, lusty for blood, making the very walls of the Atmoscan vibrate in his fury.

[]Give chase! Go for the kill!
[]Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so.

>>30120486
FOR THE RODINA! URAAA!

>>30120570
>[]Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so

Remember what happened to Gipsy danger

>>30120570
>[x]Give chase! Go for the kill!
KIll it before the japs arrive.

>>30120570
Press T to Taunt

>>30120570
> [x] Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so.

>>30120570
>[x]Give chase! Go for the kill!

Rolled 4

>>30120570
>[X] Give chase! Go for the kill!
Quickly, before the Japanese get here!

>>30120570
>[x]Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so.

>>30120570
>[X]Give chase! Go for the kill!

We need to get this thing sorted before Tacit Ronin gets here.

>>30120570
[X] Go for the kill, let the japanese arrive only to see Cherno's glorious victory

Rolled 6

>>30120570
>[]Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so.
Slow and steady is the name of the game.

>>30120580
>Remember what happened to Gipsy danger
They gave it time to recover?
I say we kill the fucker now.

>[]Give chase! Go for the kill!

>>30120570
>Go for the kill.
Can't let tacit ronin get in on this

>>30120570
HOW.
HOW ARE ALL YOUR OPTIONS SO POLARISING.

HOW YOU DO THIS.

>>30120570
>[x]Give chase! Go for the kill!

MORE

POWERRRRRRR

>[x]Give chase! Go for the kill!

No time for posing, beat the kaiju's face in.

>>30120570
Give chase. Kill the bastard!

>>30120570
[]Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so.

Puny Kaiju is no match for Russian steel

>>30120570
> []Give chase! Go for the kill!

>>30120570
[x]Give chase! Go for the kill!

>>30120603
It's samefagging you damn newfag

[]Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so.

>>30120570
>[]Give chase! Go for the kill!
Don't give Japan a chance to steal from Russia.

>>30120631
decu has 430 twitter followers. I doubt its samefagging.

>>30120653
>Implying there are 430 people in this thread right now

HAHA no, for one there would be a hell of a lot more posts and less cohesion if that was case.

>>30120653
Bullshit. When I get outvoted, the other side is always samefagging and there's a conspiracy somewhere.

>>30120667
I bet anyone who disagrees with you is JEWS.

>>30120665
>Implying that he implied that all of them are participating

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>>30120667
Made me laugh harder then it should have.

>>30120570
>[x]Give chase! Go for the kill!

Rolled 18

>>30120570
[]Give chase! Go for the kill!

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>>30120695
>Implying I was Implying that wasn't already Implied

>>30120667
You. I like you.

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>>30120720

>>30120725
Do you have the longer version?

>>30120570
[x]Stay back for now. Allow it to try again. Taunt it while doing so

Knifehead mother so fat Она ошибочно принимают за капиталистического янки!!!

>>30120737
Just that one. Wasn't even aware that there was a longer one.

>>30120753
There's one where an >implication falls into the sea just as one of the sailors screams: "Sage!", and then your gif follows.

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>>30120573 >>30120582 >>30120586 >>30120591

"You came to the wrong motherland, comrade," You sneer, yet in another unconscious emulation to your ranger partner huffing his breath through his gritted teeth.

The both of you lunge at the same time, launching Cherno Alpha forward into another lumbering kill run.

You will be at KNIFEHEAD's throat in mere moments! Victory is but another solid, crushing blow away!

[]HAMMER BLOW FROM ABOVE
[]SHOULDER CHARGE
[]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH

>>30120878
>[x]SHOULDER CHARGE
Fuck you, kaiju.

>>30120878
WE ARE PUNCH RANGER
[X] SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH

>>30120878
Break arm over shoulder, stomp knee-analogue, crush its head through your knee. It must be as brutals as possible.

>>30120878
>[X]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH

Cherno is made for punching after all

>>30120878

[x] Charge then Skullcrush.

>>30120878
>[]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH
YOU ARE HUGE
THAT MEANS THAT YOU HAVE A HUGE SKULL
RIP AND TEAR

>>30120878
>[X]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH

Because ROLL OF NICKELS motherfucker.

>>30120878
Rip its jaw open then rip its insides out as it screams

>>30120878
>[x]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH
this sounds fun

>>30120878
>[x]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH

>[X]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH

PUNCHES FROM THE PUNCH DIMENSION

>>30120901
This. Maximum brutals

It's time to CRUSH SOME SKULLS!

>>30120878
>[x]HAMMER BLOW FROM ABOVE
Bosslady wants the skull. Bosslady gets the skull

We don't want to assume the position. Not again.

>>30120878
>[x]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH

>>30120878
[]HAMMER BLOW FROM ABOVE

Then follow up with a sickle hookline

>>30120878
>[x]SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH

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>>30120891 >>30120907 >>30120910 >>30120911

Enough playing around, you decide. This will be done.

Both you and Boris roar in unison this time. Your voice overlapping your partner's as your Jaeger - all 6, 912 tons of it - bears down on the Kaiju about to suffer its final fate.

>roll 1d20 for SKULLCRUSHER PUNCH. Best out of five decides the success!

Rolled 1

>>30121115
For the Motherland!

Rolled 20

>>30121115

Rolled 11

>>30121115
PUTIN BLESS MY ROLL

Rolled 19

>>30121115

>>30121115

Dat cocky anger smile. Truly a man's man. True man is murder, after all.

>>30121123
>>30121126
Motherland doesn't like it easy. A challenge is needed.

Rolled 11

>>30121115
PUNCH THE FUCKER.

>>30121123
>>30121126
Again?

>>30121115

Rolled 7

>>30121115

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>>30121123

WHY

WHY

PUTIN IS DISPLEASED AT YOUR ANTICS

>>30121123
>>30121126

F-for the m-motherland?

>>30121123
>>30121126
All things are fucked now

>>30121123
>>30121126

Are we in Shadow Quest?

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>>30121123
>>30121126

>Both rolls cancel each other out!

>>30121133

Your form is perfect. Your swings are perfect. You and Boris - you will remember this day as the day you and him worked together in very fine synergy.

No Ranger crew, anywhere else in the world, will be able to match how you are murdering this Category 3 Kaiju.

[1/2]

KUBOOO

>>30121500

Knife head is now beginning to question his choice in lifestyle.

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>>30121500

The first punch, a brutal hook from the left, caves the side of KNIFEHEAD's skull in.

[2/3]

>>30121500

I sense danger incoming.

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>>30121524

The second punch, a follow-up hook from the RIGHT, breaks the monster's jaw. A horrendous geyser of Kaiju Blue erupting from KNIFEHEAD's broken maw in a chunky eruption.

[3/4]

>>30121528
of course. Kaiju Punching is dangeous job.

>>30121528
The other Jaeger.

>>30121528
But Gypsi Danger got wrecked.

>>30121566
so did Knifehead.

Is true what they say, da? Do not bring knife to fistfight.

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>>30121552

"FINISH THIS!" You roar. Both your will and Boris melding together into one unstoppable, implacable lance of fury, spiking into Cherno Alpha's systems, driving the glorious machine of Russian steel into cold-blooded murder.

Both Cherno Alpha's fists swing out, then in - both smashing into either side of KNIFEHEAD's skull, the double-impact crushing skin, bone, marrow, brain.

What innards are pulped in the god-destroying momentous force of it are immediately blasted out of the only cavity they can escape through - that being KNIFEHEAD's own open maw.

This results in Cherno Alpha's face and chest being painted with bright blue gore and brain matter. A grisly tattoo of its seventh murder of Kaijukind.

[4/5]

>>30121647

our kill, japs do not steal!

>>30121671
We did, so to speak, beat the to a punch.

>>30121647
>that eyeball flying off

oh god, thats fucking hilarious

>>30121552
BOOYA!

>>30121700
of course, if they had any sense, they'd wait until the pilots of Cherno were too distracted by combat to notice them and THEN finish the victor just after a finishing blow was struck.

Indeed, would have been russian approach if Japanese had engaged first.

>>30121700
YEAAAAAH

>>30121647
punch it a few more times, one can never be too careful.

>>30121790
Hahaha nope
Russian approach would have been charge in swearing at sneaky kill stealing japanese people beat them down then use their jaeger to beat the kaiju to death

Then if it survived being used as a club it would be left to limp away in fear of glorious russian strength

>>30121865
is what I said.

>>30121881
You said we would have waited for them to finish their fight.

>>30121909
using them as weapon to finish the fight is also good.

point is, honor is word used by loser to explain why you lost.

Small comfort when Director is making you assume position.

>>30121909
Their fight ended soon as Great Cherno Alpha arrived. So is true statement

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>>30121647

With nary a roar of anguished defeat or even so much as a pitiful whimper, KNIFEHEAD falls sideways into the sea, limp and lifeless, all the fight drained instantly out of it like a full vodka bottle in Boris' brief possession. It makes a terrific splash as it falls, before floating back up to the surface like a dead continent, leaking Kaiju Bllue into the cold Arctic Ocean.

You let out a breath, and both you and Boris lower your fists. You turn towards each other, and smash your fists together.

"Best team?" You grin at your smelly, fat bear of a ranger partner. He bares his own forest of sharp teeth in a black, toothy rictus, before roaring in approval.

Yes. Best team.

"Congratulations, Cherno Alpha!" Comes the Operational Director's voice from the speakers mounted on the ceiling of the Atmoscan. "You have once more shown the Kaijus the true might of Mother Russia. Come, bring our friend back to the coastline. There is hot food and bath waiting for the both of you. My own treat!"

...Well. You will not say no to hot food and a hot bath. It has been long since you have had either.

Beside you, Boris passes wind loudly again. You hold your nose, but you do not care. You have won again, sating your own bloodthirst and that of Cherno Alpha's.

[]Make to drag KNIFEHEAD's carcass back to base. Mission is over.
[]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.

>>30121992
>[]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.

AROUND JAPS NEVER RELAX

>>30121992
>[X]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.

The motherland taught us to be ever vigilant, where are the Japs?

>>30121992
[x] Make to drag KNIFEHEAD's carcass back to base. Mission is over.

>>30121992
>[]Make to drag KNIFEHEAD's carcass back to base. Mission is over.

I'm not waiting around just so that some sneaky japs will steal our kill.

>>30121992
>[x]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.

>You must be at least this paranoid to enter Decu thread.jpg

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>>30121992
>[]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.

>>30122041
If I recall the guy correctly we might follow his advice even once we get back to the base.
[x] Drink!

>>30121992
>[X]Do one final visual sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.

> Cherno's radar is as unreliable as his weapons systems.

>>30121992
>[X]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.

But grab hold of the carcass first. Make sure they don;t run off with it while we're mucking around with the radar.

>>30121992
>[x]Other
Do one final radar sweep while dragging Knifehead's corpse back to base

>>30121992
>[x]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.
TINY RONIN. GO HOME TO COUNTRY OF SILLY PORNOGRAPHY AND WATCH WEARING DILDOS OF UN-FUNNESS. THIS KILL IS BELONGING TO MOTHER RUSSIA.

Rolled 3

>>30121992
>[x]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.
If the japs are gone, PANIC

>>30121992
>[x]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.

>>30121992
> [x] Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.

>>30121992
>[x]Make to drag KNIFEHEAD's carcass back to base. Mission is over.

>>30121992
[X] Radar sweep
We did not survive by being lazy nor by being lax in combat situations. Until we know there is no threat then we assume there is

[x]use THAT

Rolled 18

>>30122175
fuck

>>30122061
other options include
[]Feck
[]Arsebiscuits
[]Don't tell me I'm still on that fecking island

Really any of them could be applied to our current situation.

>>30121992
>[x]Do one final radar sweep of area before lowering your guard. Just to be sure.
This would be the point the Japs try to snipe our head.

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>>30122003 >>30122025 >>30122040 >>30122066

Boris is already celebrating the victory, like his jovial self. Raising his paws in the air like he just cannot be bothered.

But you do not. You do not indulge in such childish celebrations. There is...something strange, here.

No, not the victory, as easy as it was. All your victories have always been easy with Cherno Alpha, simply because you are piloting Cherno Alpha.

But the air is strange. No, it is not your partner's wind, either. It is more subtle, something that pricks at the mind rather than at the nose. Teasing. Tantalizing. Alerting.

You snap at Boris to grab hold of the Kaiju corpse while you do a final radar sweep of the immediate area. The bear huffs at you, but does what you say, Cherno Alpha grasping one arm of KNIFEHEAD and pulling the kaiju corpse closer to it.

It is here that your Radar shows you something strange.

It is tracking KNIFEHEAD, well enough, and it is marking it as deceased. That means glorious Russian technology is working fine.

However, it is also saying that there is something else in front of you, besides KNIFEHEAD. It is unable to identify what it is.

...Maybe it is just fishing vessel with radio. Maybe it is only malfunction. That is possible.

[1/2]

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>>30122384

You look out in front of you again, carefully this time.

Nothing. Just the sea. Nothing but the sea for over dozens of miles.

. . .

[2/3]

Rolled 9

>>30122397
The sea has eyes! It sees us!

>>30122397

are those some cloaking shenanigans?

>>30122397
Get ready to beat the motherfucker with another motherfucker.
If we're dragging two corpses back to the base it wouldn't matter one is slightly dented.

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>>30122397

Wait a moment.

Your sharp eyes and diligent vigilance have revealed something! A strange anomaly in front of you!

...Aha. So the Japanese intercede in such a cowardly way, huh? To develop such cowardly technology and use it as well...

How do you react to this?

[]Throw something at them.
[]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.
[]Ignore them and drag KNIFEHEAD to shore. This kill belongs to Mother Russia, and Cherno Alpha. They can go back to their tiny island.

>>30122425
[]Throw something at them.
[]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.

>>30122425
>[x]Throw something at them.

>>30122425
>[z]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.
I don't want to throw the corpse and turning our back to them is a no-go. Stealthed hits do double damage yo.

>>30122425
>[x]Ignore them and drag KNIFEHEAD to shore. This kill belongs to Mother Russia, and Cherno Alpha. They can go back to their tiny island.

>>30122425
>[X]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.

we see tiny cowards and they best not be trying to steal our kill.

>>30122425
[X] throw something at them
Grab one of those teeth we knocked out of Knifehead and throw it af them, tell them they are only getting that from this kill because Russia is generous and doesn't feel like making flimsy japanese Jaeger into scrap

>>30122425
>[x]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.

If they don't reply we use our little kaiju friend as a makeshift bludgeon.

>>30122425
>[]Throw something at them.
>[]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.
>[]Ignore them and drag KNIFEHEAD to shore. This kill belongs to Mother Russia, and Cherno Alpha. They can go back to their tiny island.

>>30122425
>[x]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.

>>30122425
>[]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.

>>30122425
>[X]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.
>[X]Ignore them and drag KNIFEHEAD to shore. This kill belongs to Mother Russia, and Cherno Alpha. They can go back to their tiny island.

We won this kill fair and square. They can just go back home empty handed.

>[x]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.

"You had best not be makings steals of our kill, comrades."

>>30122425
>[]Throw something at them.(I guess)
Bath them in blue blood

We Dragonball now

Rolled 19

>>30122425
>[X]Throw something at them.

If push comes to shove, is pummeling them with Kaiju corpse an option?

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>>30122425
>[]Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.

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Rolled 11

[x]Wave

>>30122425
> [x] Hail COWARDLY TACIT RONIN on comms and berate them for their COWARDICE.

>>30122529
>you wish to the secrets of Kaiju corpse?
>THEN TAKE IT!

>>30122520
>We Dragonball now
Now that's just mean. Decu takes a while between updates (mostly because he has HUGE posts, RIP and TE... aehm, where were we?) but it's still nowhere near crawl of the Dragonball.

>>30122425
>[x]Ignore them and drag KNIFEHEAD to shore. This kill belongs to Mother Russia, and Cherno Alpha. They can go back to their tiny island.

>>30122520
Fucking genius, this.

(also 4ChanX is fucking up the captchas, had to disable the extension to post)

>>30122529
We radio for fire support. Japanese coward Jaeger is no match for Tupolev Tu-160.

Rolled 17

>>30122592
Do you read the writeups?

Oh god, I'm so sorry. I was hyped up on the Malal Arc and clicked on Deculture's most recent twitter link without checking the topic.

And yeah! I read Odette's, Wendy's, and Sayaka's arc, plus the American one too.

>>30122655
It's OK. There's a fair bet that most of us here are MGNQ vets. We get it.

>>30122655
Relax, guy. You're among friends now. You can shower Decu with as much praise as you want.

>>30122693
Just don't be a fag about it.

>>30122609
Is it worth reading the writeups?

Rolled 20

>>30122724
I wouldn't know.

>>30122704
But without truly knowing Decu's personal or biological gender identity, how can we know if we're being fags about it.

>>30122724
Wendy's and Archival's are generally considered the best ones. I'd say they're a pretty good read.

>>30122724
They all pass a quality test from decu and all contribute to the setting even if they don't directly affect the current main story of MGNQ, the references to them are becoming more common though so I would say yes

>>30122737
faggy behavior is gender neutral on 4chan

>>30122737
Just... don't give the appreciation sexual form?

>>30122758
Damn was kinda hoping they'd be more fluffy I have far too much shit I need/want to read.

>>30122806
Easily done!

Rolled 12

>>30122833
Hahaha!

>>30122425
[X]Throw something at them.
A kaiju tooth would be best I think.

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>>30122425
Better late than never, sempai!

>>30123002
that's a dog, dude

>>30123020
...Awawawawa..

>>30123020
Is DogBear. Is better, no comrade?

>>30123020

What? No, it's clearly a giant chicken.

>>30123020
What? It's cute! Why do you have to find such cute image unbearable? What's wrong with you?

>>30123020
no, that is quite clearly the pope

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>>30123032
Make of redrawings immediately
>>30123040
Is either dog or bear. No in-between!
>>30123046
Do not insult poorly-drawn bear's resolve
>>30123064
Off to gulag with you for making of horrible pun!
>>30123076
Go take catholic shit in wood.

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>pic related?
Man, this captcha change is for the birds.

>>30123109
>>30123040
>>30123020
What's the difference between a dog and a bear?

>>30123124
Attitude.

>>30123124
dogs aren't known for stealing your pic-a-nic baskets

>>30123124
dog is smaller bear that hunt in packs

>>30123124
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/06/0606_050606_alpsbears_2.html

>>30123109
Is Glorious DogBear, fruit of Russian Science from studying Kaiju guts and genetics mixed with knowledge of Bearonony and Dogstronomy. Has best of both, weakness of neither. Has loyalty of dog, but power of Bear! Has playfulness of puppy and power of bear. Has claws of bear on paws of dog. Has power and claws of bear, and playfulness of tiny puppy! Because of how small DogBear was when born, it have no concept of scale and still think of self as tiny when it rears back to place paws on chest of loved one.

Is good science. Is Russian godless science!

>>30123163
Not even close. You insult glorious bear by such a comparison.

Doge is stupid canine. Bear is supreme Ursa caniform

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>>30123186
Is stupid. Mixing of capitalistic dog and soviet bear is запрещенный

Does the cigar make it more of a bear or a dog?

>>30123258
Depends on if it play poker or not.

>>30123258
definitely a bear thing.

Most dogs are cigarello smokers

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>>30123186
Concept is good, but perhaps can be improved by addition of hands to operate Kalashnikov automatic rifle?

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>>30123299
Feck no

>>30123299
Yeah, I was working at a tobacco store and can vouch for this from my own experience.

>>30123347
The word "most" was employed for a reason, comrade.

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>>30123363
Yeah,

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>>30123414
...Nah.

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>>30122455 >>30122465 >>30122469 >>30122483

"Boris," you call to your partner without turning to look at him. "Open comm link to TACIT RONIN again. This time it is me who wille be doing the talking."

Boris looks at you strangely, as if deciding whether to take a shit in your shoes or in your closet, but shrugs and does so. He gestures at you with a paw a moment afterward, signifying that you are up, and you clear you throat before speaking.

"I know you are there, TACIT RONIN." You say as slowly and as menacingly as you could in best English you can make. "Do not think you can fool Cherno Alpha and its Rangers with such cheap tricks. Make yourself known if you wish to say something, or keep hiding like cowards and watch us bring our kill back to our base."

Silence.

And then, just like something out of Star Wars, something manifests into reality in front of you, taking up the empty spaces in the ocean where nothing had been there before.

The slender and weak form of Japan's Jaeger, TACIT RONIN.

[1/2]

>>30123414
Well it's not like googling "pink car" proves most cars are pink.

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>>30123436

Boris growls at you again, and you nod. Yes, he can patch the incoming comms to the main screen.

What appears, then, is the interior of what you assume to be TACIT RONIN's comm pod, along with its two...rangers. At least, you think they are rangers. They are girls, skinny ones without much muscle but too much curves, hugged by form-fitting carapaces. One's hair is a rather pinkish red, the other a bright and blinding green. They are grinning smugly.

. . .

Immediately, you do not like them. Not at all.

Moreso when they started opening their mouths.

"U-uwah! Check it out, Emerald! They actually DO have a Bear as a Ranger for their old, rusting piece of crap Jaeger!"

"I thought it was just a rumor, Amber! EWWW! IT must really stink inside the comm-pod! And look, there's interface wires ALL OVER THE PLACE! Haven't they even heard of motion capture and wireless tech?!"

"And look, they've actually forced a young girl to drift with a bear! Uuugh, I can't imagine what kind of sick freaks made that decision! Freakin' snow shoveling yokels!"

. . .

"If you are quite done--" You try and start, but they cut you off by suddenly laughing. Giggling. Loud and unabashed. Laughing directly not just at you, but at Boris, too. At the Russian Ranger Force.

At Cherno Alpha.

"Hee hee! Oh, I needed that as a reminder that there's still something to laugh about in this bleak, danger-filled existence of ours." The green-haired girl sighs. "Anyway, you. Little girl. That's cute and all, you finding out that we're cloaked. Yaaaay. But we're going to take our Kaiju now, if you don't mind."

[2/3]

>>30123436

Please don't try anything Nippon Jaeger, we just wiped the floor with a level 3 Kaiju at 45% operational capacity. You wouldn't survive.

>>30123493

"Thanks for putting it to sleep for us, though!" The red-haired one pipes up, clapping her hands. "That was a REALLY grown-up thing to do! I bet your mommy must be really proud, with you being able to pilot a Jaeger like all the big kids!"

. . .

"Can she even understand us?" The green-haired one looks at you skeptically. "I heard they don't even learn to read anymore."

"Silly, that's North Korea. And North Korea doesn't have any Jaegers, just Kaijus." The red-haired girl smiles again. "Okay, fun time's over. Hand over our Kaiju, now, please!"

How do you respond?

>>30123493
NO BULLYING THE RUSKI LOLI

>>30123514
Crush them under fist.

>>30123514
>...or what?

Rolled 1

>>30123514
[x] Close comms.

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>>30123514
Say nothing and start dragging the corpse away.

If they want a fight, they can start it.

>>30123514
BREAK OFF KNIFEHEADS HORN AND IMPALE THE IMPERIALISTIC COWARDS THROUGH THE THROAT WITH IT

>>30123514
Take kaiju, sling over soldier, walk away

#NOFUCKS #SOVIETSWAG #MOLONLABE

>>30123493
"You get one warning, silly girls.

That was it."